Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #8

Episode Date: June 5, 2009

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Twisted metal, streaming only on peacock. I got that better to you from the mix of rappers blue Sit back, stand on wine, listen to whatever's on their mind Why can't I have that music in me? My friends will not work that shit I'm sorry I'm trying to play the drums in the drums I'm not a b***h That's awesome Hey everyone, welcome to the Roosterpeat Podcast As always, Gustav Rola
Starting point is 00:01:24 Jeff Ramesi, back to vacation Joel Heyman, I feel pressure that we shouldn't suck now after that song Awesome. Hey everyone welcome to the Rooster Teed podcast as always. Gasterola. Jeff Ramsay. Vacification. Joel Heyman. I feel pressure that we shouldn't suck now after that song. And I'm Jenny McCarthy. Well, we just listened to the first fan submission for the podcast theme song. Um, this I hadn't I think I played it for anyone before right now. Everyone just heard it for the first time. It's awesome. Oh, who made that? Mark. I don't want to say his last name in case he's in the market.
Starting point is 00:01:46 What's your name on the site? Why not? What is he in the what the fact that he's in the program? Why are you most protective of that? Mark Gadoch. Get it, give his email a test. He lives in Kenosha, Wisconsin, on Spooner Street. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:02 I like the combination of the Electa and the death metal voice podcast. Anyway in case you didn't hear we're having a contest for ends to submit our podcast theme song and that's the first entry I've played as we get among going to be playing a few... So you play like a different one in a week? Yeah and then we'll see what people's favorites are. Well what's the idea behind that is that we're going to choose our favorite and then use that on an ongoing basis? Or we should have a different one every week. Does this mean we have to do more podcasts? I'd like to choose just to find the songs.
Starting point is 00:02:32 I'd like to choose a favorite, but if we keep getting good ones, maybe we'll just keep going indefinitely. We can have one. Oh, I host though. I hope we don't ever use the same one. We can just have one podcast. It's all just songs from the beginning. It's a good idea. It's a freebie for us. We just phoned it in.
Starting point is 00:02:45 You know, and be sure when you submit one to include your soul security numbers, we can read that over the podcast. Oh, that's right. If you want to submit, send it via email to podcastatrusiteeth.com. I like that address. With your mother's maiden name. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:56 And your poor name, which is the street you grew up on in your first-preds name. Okay. So we have a lot to talk about this week. We have an extraordinary large amount of things to talk about. And here we are fucking off. Just talking about guns. Man keep it.
Starting point is 00:03:12 Cray. Whip, keep it in shape. You got to pause. You know what I'm saying every now and then? Snallow the roses. They stink. The poor name to me thing was actually endlessly fascinating because it's like we had the conversation about that before,
Starting point is 00:03:22 right? Where it was like, oh, everybody knows about that. And then it was like, oh, that's a fishing scheme. I didn't know that. That's amazing You know, it's kind of tough because we there's so many podcasts. We do that. We don't put out I don't know sometimes what we've talked about. I'm pretty sure that's been out No, I don't think we ever talked about that. No, we talked about the other Hey, let's talk about talking about it. All right, let's talk about real stuff now So E3 was this week. I don't know if anyone heard about that. It was. Yes. Why didn't we go to E3?
Starting point is 00:03:45 Someone tell me that. Because it sucks. Because we've been to five E3s in the past, and we were E3'd out. But we probably should have in retrospect, because the Microsoft conference was amazing. Yeah, it was pretty cool. And Nuckles was there.
Starting point is 00:03:57 And he had a chance, I read his Twitter that he got to play with. Is it Natal or not? Natal. Natal. OK. So he got to play with it. Which ital or not? Natal. Natal. OK. So he got to play with it. What's it going to be cool?
Starting point is 00:04:06 Because you see the demos of it or the conceptual demos of it and you think, well, it looks great. I hope it works. And then I read people from like, Engage it and Gizmodo and then Nuckel saying, it was great. They got up. They stood up there without any calibration, flailed their arms around and played a game.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Really? And it made sense. Yeah. I think Engage it probably has the best right up. They have all three of their guys going up without any calibration, flailed the arms around and played a game. Really? And it made sense, yeah. I think in gadget probably has the best right up. They have all three of their guys going up in each individually giving their impressions of it and with pictures of them. For some reason they won't take pictures of the device
Starting point is 00:04:36 because I think it was in the demo room where they brought bloggers and reporters back in. I think it was like one of those E3 setups where it's a console, a camera, oh, and then also a PC sitting there. Yeah, you know, like we saw that a bunch, you know, which scares me because we saw that with the Phantom. When we actually played the Phantom in E3 like three years ago, it looked like the Phantom. Everything looked great until you noticed it, all the cords were running down into some kind of box underneath the cabinet that wasn't this
Starting point is 00:05:01 pre-consumption. And the box said Dell. That's pretty much SOP for all E3s though. Yeah, I mean when we first saw the Xbox 360 was like that because I think that's how their XTKs were at the time. I think they were power max if I were right. I think so I think you're right. Yeah, I mean it's totally understandable but you can also understand why they wouldn't want people taking pictures of that.
Starting point is 00:05:21 If they started selling consoles that were the size of towers but it had huge huge performance. Would that bother anyone? Would bother me? Yeah, they make those though, they're called PC. Except that you have to constantly upgrade them every, you know, game. Well, that's the thing, I mean, I think it's why those components are so big, it's because they're just like, they're the newest components on the market and they haven't gone through the refinement, you know what I mean? So, I'm totally out of that market now. I don't spend any time upgrading my PC or anything like that. I don't even have a PC.
Starting point is 00:05:50 But I will have to buy a PC soon for Star Wars The Old Republic. Is it only going to be on a PC? I'm not sure. Normally those games do not have Mac releases. Blizzard's really the only big developer who supports simultaneous PC and Mac launches. EA does too. The Sims 3 just came out and that's right on a Mac as well. The way EA normally does Mac support is through emulation software and normally that wrapper adds overhead and kind of slows it down.
Starting point is 00:06:18 I don't know how that would affect MMO performance. It might be the way you should do it, but like a Spire made SimCity, whatever it was, 4. No, this emulation wrapper is the new way they do it. Oh really? Yeah, it's like their new thing Yeah, but a game like older pub look Come on Or if anyone who's involved with the developments listening, please make a Mac client or Yes, Paul put it on a 360 that would be cool too You know speaking of people who are developing it it kind of makes me mad that this game is being made in Austin and I can't play it
Starting point is 00:06:45 Yeah, no kidding right really That point in your life where you think you can be able to play it just because you live near it It's because I'm down a world of warcraft right now Yeah, so you know I told you maybe mad that Sandra Bullock lives here and yet you know if you don't get the player I totally I can totally relate to that. Yeah, I feel the same way about Lance Armstrong You motherfucker Jeff you said the exact same thing I just said like two days ago and now when Bernie says something to the contrary you back him up Oh, I'm sorry we have cuts. We're oh, I don't remember I wasn't aware. Mm-hmm I learned something interesting about Lance Armstrong. What you learn?
Starting point is 00:07:17 Well, you know how he's only got one testicle I learned this for you. He does have one right? Yeah, he never specified he does have one. Yeah, he has one test He has one I know he lost one for sure But make sure he has the other ones. Yeah, he does and he has a bicycle shop and coffee shop right down the road from our office And Gus and I go there every once in a while get coffee and it's called one polota And I never understood what the fuck like who this one polota guy is the landstorm strong like so much that he named a coffee shop After him, but I guess it's a play on one nut because Polotos ball and nice Spanish and Juan sounds like one exactly what I want to think about what's pretty pretty clever coffee. Lance Armstrong. You know I hate about Lance Armstrong? I hate that I live I live kind of out away from Austin a little bit and I hate I love Lance Armstrong. I love that he lives here. I
Starting point is 00:07:59 hate the impact that he has on everyone turning into a fucking tour to France cyclist in Austin I was behind like that like it looked like it looked like a tournament It was like a group of like 80 dudes all in biker shorts Just taking up the entire right lane of the highway just going down darn rush hour, you know I mean how do they get home in time to even get their stuff on and get on their bikes and I just gonna follow this I don't know if there's a bullet that you're pulling behind them and enjoy the view on your drive home Yeah, it was nice What did middle age dudes and bikeers show trying to go fast because I always run into the group of bicycles. You know, those guys that aren't even going fast, the non-cyclist dudes.
Starting point is 00:08:32 You know, there's hordes of bicycle people. Yeah, could you live out of them 360? Yeah. I'm a scenic tour. Yeah, live on the pro circuit. I think we got off from a bit of a tangent there. We were talking about it in three. I keep trying to pull it back in.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Yeah. So, I think it got off from a bit of a tangent there. We were talking about the E3. I keep trying to pull it back in. Yeah. So I think it's pretty obvious but what was everyone's favorite trailer from E3 or favorite E3 moments? Well there was a Lance Armstrong game. My favorite one was the older public one. It followed very very very closely by the rock band Beatles opening cinematic. That's pretty awesome. It's pretty awesome. I think for me definitely there was the older public trailer, like head and shoulders above everything else. I'm a little ashamed to say it, but I also liked the Uncharted 2 trailers.
Starting point is 00:09:10 It was great. It was really good. And it's, I don't know, it's not that the gameplay was that enthralling. It just seems like it was cut just like a movie trailer, and that's what I really liked about it. No, they did a fantastic job. It wasn't like a traditional video game trailer. It's the first time I've contemplated buying a PS3 just for that trailer.
Starting point is 00:09:28 I have a PS3. I have a PS3. That trailer is making me thinking about going and buying a started one and playing that. You have to get like a PC and a, you're going to have to buy a lot of hardware on it now. Well, hard to got the PS3. I was suckered into that early on. I see.
Starting point is 00:09:42 I was. Oh, also Alan Wake. We were all very impressive Alan Wake. I don, I was fine. Oh, also, Alan Wake, we were all very impressive, Alan Wake. I don't, that does nothing for me. Really? He looks like a school teacher, like, that's like wandering around in the dark. That's all I have, like, sexy school teacher.
Starting point is 00:09:52 But what is the story with it? I mean, it's like, there's a lot of slow motion. I think he's looking for context. He's supposed to be a writer who's suffering from writer's block. So he and his wife take a trip up to the Northwest and his wife is a Pierce and he's looking for his wife. What's all the magical sparkly stuff that takes place? Well, it's like he's like a mystery horror writer and then like things from his,
Starting point is 00:10:11 like as I understand it, things that he writes about upcoming to life. Like real life horror stuff is happening. Kind of like that John Carpenter movie. Kind of like an essay that the dude in eighth grade that's next year out. That's what a video game for. In the mouth of madness, is that the one? I don't know, that's San Neil. San Neil, yeah out. That's what a video game for. In the mouth of madness, is that the one? I don't know, I'm not a good boy. That's a meal.
Starting point is 00:10:26 Same meal, yeah. But this guy has a flashlight. Yes. And a flare. So what was your favorite trailer? Oh, come on, it was obviously Old Republic. Yeah, name something else. We can't all just say Old Republic.
Starting point is 00:10:35 There's something else as well. I guess it would be the same for as yours. I tried it too. Old Republic, I'm trying to too, followed by probably Alan Wake. Alan Wake was good. Oh man, I don't like Splinter Cell, but that Splinter Cell trailer was pretty fucking awesome too Yeah, I was not you know necessarily excited about that game until I saw that demo and that walk through that was fantastic
Starting point is 00:10:53 It was really fun. Yeah, and it wasn't a trailer but the ODST gameplay demo that they did was awesome Oh, yeah, because it reminded me a lot of when they first started showing Snippets of Halo 2 and they had all that city stuff when they had the back when they had the one shot battle rifle and This looks like right out of that but better. It's interesting that they they brought back the old Halo 1 style pistol Yeah, that is interesting. It was in that walk through. I'm curious to see how that plays out Hmm, maybe the timeline thing overpowered pistol. That's interesting idea. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe it was a timeline thing Well, they have no, but no, this is what to take place weeks before Halo 3 Right. Yeah, it's after Halo 2, which one does change so yeah, but I didn't see any footage from it
Starting point is 00:11:31 But I read some write-ups on the fire was a firefight mode. Yeah, it sounded really cool It's kind of like I guess for lack of a better thing to compare to horde mode and Gears War 2 Or survival or survival or game play that people like and be standard But apparently it's really really cool and everybody to play it had a blast. Yeah, I'm I'm excited to to Horde mode and Gears or two or survival or survival or game play that people like. Apparently it's really really cool and everybody that played it had a blast. Yeah, I'm excited to finally play that game. Yeah, I'm also excited to when I buy it to get the beta code for Hilo Reach. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:57 They didn't show anything about that. So I'm curious to. Well, they don't have. I mean, it's, you know, it's a teaser. It's not a trailer or anything like that. Yeah, but it seems weird that they didn't show anything and there's going to be a beta for it that you can get into it. Okay. Now that's the a trailer or anything like that. Yeah, but it seems weird that they didn't show anything and there's gonna be a beta for it. They can get into it. Okay, now that's the thing, right?
Starting point is 00:12:07 Uh, are you sure that the beta everyone seems to assume that the beta is the day that odious launches? Yeah, it's not gonna be. It's I think the beta is gonna be well into 2010. Good point. You know, like in the spring or something like that. Excellent point. I imagine it reaches a is a Christmas game. I mean, for fall 2010 and so the play I've sung in the summer or late spring for the beta. I think, I mean, who knows. But everyone is definitely assuming that at the moment they set foot in their house with ODST, they're going to get to play Reach and I don't think that's a case. What about you, Joel? What was your favorite thing for me, 3?
Starting point is 00:12:37 Yeah, you know, I thought, you know, left for dead, just the stuff I've already played, I want to play again. Oh, different those. And then even the Call of Duty, you know, I'd like to let that more you know valve valves like Way to update games has come to back to haunt them a little bit because people are Criticizing left for dead to coming out one year after left for dead and essentially just being additional content You know like new weapons and new maps and things like that. I would have said, the way I would have phrased that, it's how it's stupid people are kind of nice. Yeah, well they did have, I think, a legitimate criticism in that there's this, at least conception,
Starting point is 00:13:11 that Leffer did, didn't have a lot of content when it came out. There was a great game, but it only had what, four maps. Yeah, which was five maps within the four maps, right? Which no one's, you get to be able to grab. In the end, it's like, did you have fun playing it? Or did you, or did you not? Did you get your $60 worth out of that game?
Starting point is 00:13:28 Well, that's my question. Most people would say, yes. Would you get another $60 worth of fun out of a sequel? Yes. And sometimes if you start changing things and tinkering with things, maybe it's not gonna be as good, you know, and I don't like, I don't like the mentality of gamers that you have to reinvent
Starting point is 00:13:43 the wheel for every new sequel of a game. If it was great when it came out and it looks good enough, then just give me more of the same, right? It's like, Deodorizing too. We all wanted a Deodorizing too that was just in the same world, same graphics, same everything. Just let me go outside the mall, you know, or go to a different mall. Yeah. Go to the mall on the other side. I'm okay. Go out the mall. After hours. Go out to lunch. The, you just described basically the whole that's an
Starting point is 00:14:06 intendo philosophy right and that was their entire presentation at E3 which was basically it's not broken we're not gonna fix it. Yeah, I don't know. It seems like hey their philosophy at E3 was that and then to introduce a super weird peripheral that no one really understands as well. The vitality? What is that? It's like a pulse meter? Kind of, I guess. They didn't really show any like practical application of it, but it seems like it just reads your pulse.
Starting point is 00:14:30 You know who latched onto that was Kat, our friend who's a former frag doll. She was asking about like some kind of game that used to use the fingerprint sensors on laptops that you'd play the game with, you know, using that. It was some kind of bio-rhythm game. She was on the hunt trying to figure that out. Joel's leaving us, he got called away by the principal.
Starting point is 00:14:49 Attention, next time we'll be talking about Joel. You know, last, just last week though, we were talking about how trailers, they don't matter, it seemed to matter at all. He said it didn't matter to me. And then I spent the entire day in week watching trailers for video games. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:03 And loving them, especially that old Republican one, man. I mean, was just nuts. And it's slid completely under the radar the first day when it came out because of the E3 stuff or the microsoft stuff. Yeah, I'll bet. And the call stuff. Well, there was so much stuff out there. It's so easy to get overlooked. Like, like, like, Joe was saying, the Call of Duty trailer was really tremendous, but it came out like four or five days before we three. So that was a-ton order yeah mega mega 64 did awesome video about presentations at e3 oh yeah and they're called you to think with Rocco doing the color duty one it's great so go to mega 64 dot com to see that because it's hilarious especially if you watch the keynote if you didn't watch the keynote you probably but wouldn't get too much
Starting point is 00:15:38 of it probably wouldn't care who do you think of one e3 guess I think just be looking at the big three I think Microsoft was definitely hands down Hidden shoulders above absolutely. Absolutely. I mean, but we even talked about Sony it Sony did They did uncharted. I tried to say we got a war three. Yeah, got a war three look good But I never played any of those so I'm like I've never played a god award. But it did look good It looks like an awesome franchise. It really does and then they they had that controller, which doesn't bug me too much. I'm a controller kind of a guy. I don't like the We-thing doesn't excite me.
Starting point is 00:16:10 The tall looks cool, but I like it more for the interface stuff of like using your hand to flip between blades and that. Yeah, that kind of stuff. And then being able to voice activated stuff within the dashboard looked really cool. I mean, because in my house, sometimes when I'm going to use the entertainment functions of the Xbox, I end up hunting up a controller or I have one of those logitech
Starting point is 00:16:26 remote. And I got that thing up and turn it on and power it up and let it sink and all that. And it's cool that you said another option, just like, well, I don't have my controllers anywhere around. Let me start flipping around using the onboard and a tall. Yeah, we, we all who the section of Gus have kids too. And it's like, I don't know about you, but like, when I, when it's time to find an Xbox controller, it could be in the fridge, it could be under a bed. The thing is, like you said, you all have kids too, so have fun once you're trying to use the hand motion and your kids will try to copy you or get into the action, you're fighting with your kid to flip through. My kid's three feet tall, I'll just put the TV up high. But here's a deal with Microsoft and the things they put out, which I think are all awesome. They clearly destroyed at E3, but I can't help but think that everything we saw, all their major announcements in their keynote,
Starting point is 00:17:12 seemed to be better versions of things they've already attempted on the 360 that didn't work out so well. Like the big one isn't a tall, right? Like that's all anyone could talk about. When the Xbox Live Vision camera came out, they already kind of had a rudimentary version of this Remember they had games you could supposedly play without a controller and there was one called totem ball It was an arcade download did you ever play totem ball? I never played about that. I mean They are now committed to like they have to deliver on this because they've shown these demos right and so now The obligation is totally on them because I play Totemball and it's impossible to control. And having played Totemball, I'm not that excited about Natal. I'm really not.
Starting point is 00:17:52 I hope it'll be good, you know, but it's just like I've already seen this version of it. And like when they put out their Twitter updates and their Facebook updates, don't forget that when the chatpad launched, it also launched with a connection to MSN Messenger, nobody used that. That's probably the most irrelevant development on the Xbox 360. Well, I'm going to refute you. I'm going to play devil's advocate. First of all, with saying that they already have the vision camera, I think the tall technology is a little different.
Starting point is 00:18:21 I mean, it's like Sony also already has the I-Toy camera, and they're, you know know have their their new you know motion recognition thing as well. It seems like an evolution I guess you know it seems like it's gonna be better and it's gonna be able to do the things it's supposed to do. As far as the MSN and Twitter Facebook issue I agree with you in that. The difference is that MSN is a two-way communication. No one wanted to use it because they didn't want to get bothered while playing games. With Twitter and Facebook you can make updates that are one way you update out without being interrupted coming back into your game. So I
Starting point is 00:18:55 think people will use that functionality where they didn't use the MSN messenger functionality. Oh snap. It'll also be very cool. By the way, I'm playing devil's advocate here. I mean, obviously we all think they destroyed there. But I'm just trying to say, to temper this with a little bit of realism here. You can have these things, but if people don't use them, Netflix is clearly something that people use. That was a good addition. But even that over time, I think we've all seen the kind of drain of quality titles coming out of Netflix. I don't know. I just watched Wally last night. On there? You know what it is? There's one saving grace to that streaming service
Starting point is 00:19:28 from Netflix, and it stars play. And I'd like for somebody to see what the contract is that stars play has, because the things that come in and out of that service that are the high quality titles, I bet I would bet that Wally's probably one of those is a stars play title. It's a, gotta to can't remember. No, it'd be surprised.
Starting point is 00:19:46 It seems like almost everything is though. At least I've watched it. Yeah. Was it usually only watching titles? Yeah. You know, what's the garbage like 1940s horror movie? You know, or what? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:55 It's available. I'm glad to see that they are updating that service as well, though. Like, I think from the day it launched, we all had the same wish list. And it's, I'm glad to see they're finally, you know, doing that. Where you can browse through your titles on your Xbox and add stuff to your queue through the Xbox Out of having to go to your computer. I don't I don't know how accurate this is But you know when that Netflix service launched on the Xbox and it actually launched earlier on Roku players But they've had 10,000 movies and I read somewhere earlier this week on another website that it has 50,000 now
Starting point is 00:20:20 I don't know if that's accurate, but that I believe it. I believe the titles are there I just don't believe always in the quality of the title. Oh, I don't know if that's accurate but that I believe it I believe the titles are there I just don't believe always in the quality of the title. I don't know I don't have a problem like it's my television now my Netflix streaming and I watch South Park every night or Dexter weird like there's a lot of weird issues with that like for example I realized the other day that quantum leap was streamable so it's like great I want to watch the first season of quantum leap right so I added the first season of quantum leap to my queue Went to watch it the first three episodes of season one are not available for streaming. You only get them on the disc. That's weird.
Starting point is 00:20:48 I had to start an episode four. Yeah, that was totally lost. That is strange because that is a very complicated story. We should talk about like that. It's a very important for you know. I mean, really. There was a lot of TV series like that on there where they have some of the episodes are disabled and can only be available on disc, which is So what's worse than that is I was eight episodes into the first season of Dexter and it disappeared from my queue
Starting point is 00:21:10 And I wasn't able to add it again right because they leave the title. Yeah, they leave the service But then last week Dexter showed up again. Yeah, it's out of the blue. It's just back in my queue 30 rock I think did that when the first started it was like on and off for a little bit Yeah, I remember I was complaining early on that I couldn't find season two A third year rock then you all told me I was an idiot and it was there and I swore the first time I looked it wasn't there and then it was there after you said it Well, there's another weird thing too and that you can add things to Netflix that you can stream and watch on your PC that don't show up on Roku and on the 360 Like there's another level of is that true complexity? Yeah, yeah, I was a really yeah, you can add things to your instant play queue online and then they don't show up on your 360 Yes, it's very confusing. I've never seen that what could you give an example? No, you'd have to
Starting point is 00:21:52 Wall-E You know, it's just it's just like a different tab. Oh, okay, you can put things into it. Yeah, so The Xbox Live party thing is on there too before we can watch movies with your buddies Sure, which I I'll be curious to see how much people use that They then I hope they do it this time. They announced that last you three. Well, yeah, yeah Yeah, but now they showed screens of it and all that. Yeah, it's weird though because they reduced like they put the avatar on People are gonna do that You know we do something similar on the website with Richard Heath live people use it. Yeah, console
Starting point is 00:22:22 I think it's different though because we have just a community that's already so close and connected with that. People have a community of friends that they're close to and connected with. That's true. Yeah. All I know is I have a hard enough time like trying to get a game of Halo together with people I know, whatever. I mean, you know, really?
Starting point is 00:22:38 The way it usually works when I play games is somebody just starts a party and whether you guys are playing the same game or not, you're all just in the party talking while you all play your different games And you're always just kind of like there's like seven or eight dudes or ladies hanging out Yeah, the other thing too is like I keep wanting Xbox to like kind of refine some of the stuff that everyone's clearly using that could use some improvement Well, you know Netflix having now instant stream is awesome like I hate every time I fast forward six frames And it's got a re-buffer you know, when I'm at home right now. And now this instant play thing just seems incredible.
Starting point is 00:23:06 I don't know how they're gonna do it. I think the instant play is for the marketplace. Yeah, they don't get that. I've been now by stuff on marketplace. I will do it because I'm sick of that buffering stuff. That buffering thing on marketplace sucks because you gotta get through like 25% of an HD movie before it starts, which is a long time.
Starting point is 00:23:21 I mean, it's like 45 minutes. That happened when we were watching Primer. Yeah, it's like, oh, this is insane. Oh, wait, it stopped. When I'm not stuck. So once you get to that point, you can't recover. Oh, you can get Primer streaming? Yeah, oh, it's awesome.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Yeah, it's on Netflix too. Streaming? Really? Yeah. Yep. Great movie. You should definitely get it. At it right now.
Starting point is 00:23:40 But the first thing they got to fix, they have to fix on Xbox Live, is they got to fix the voice messaging system. Which everyone uses, but now everyone is kind of abandoned in favor of texting just because it's so friggin' lousy. Yeah, I wish there was, like you say, I wish there was one button you could hit as soon as you see the alert to start playing it and listen to it right then. Because it seems like it's very cumbersome right now. You have to hit the jewel, go down, play voice, listen to it, and back out. Assuming you have a headset on.
Starting point is 00:24:02 Right. Because I wish there was a setting saying, I do not receive voice messages. Like even major Nelson and Trixi say, don't send us voice messages. And those are the people who basically run Xbox Live, you know? Because if you don't have a headset in, every message sounds the same.
Starting point is 00:24:14 You might message it all some same. It's like, you pick play and it goes, hey, Bernie, from the hop, from the top, from the top, from the top, from the top, from the top. I'm like, what the fuck is that? Sorry about that. I was eating something at the time. You can turn your volume up full-way, and it's just something about playing it over speakers. You just can't hear it. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I yeah, I don't like to play video games with a headset on I Don't I feel very self conscious about wearing the headset. I really do yeah
Starting point is 00:24:49 My wife has all these friends coming over from you know all these hot chicks and they're like hey Jeff has a gun. I got a what like goofy 10-year-olds headset on It's green and says halo on it. I feel like a fucking retar. It's like diversity watching start check and watching start check Well wearing an enterprise. Yeah, it's a totally different level. You can say if you're remote control is a tricorder. You have an iPhone, right? You could probably just use the headphones that came with it for that. The, isn't that like the little cell phone headset. Exactly what they should do. They should make the next headset. I guess. That way it just looks like you got like a headphone on. And that's why when people send me voice messages,
Starting point is 00:25:26 I don't respond. It's like, sorry guys, I'm just not gonna dig that stupid thing out. But you won't, but you're saying you won't play them over your speakers either. No, I won't. You know the sound quality. Yeah, no, you can't. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Oh, but the speakers are like, we're from, we're from, I just don't understand. I just like, I don't understand. It's when Charlie Brown's. Don't. I got, I got, I Brown's in. A dull person. I got a voice message from Charlie Brown's teacher. I was so alive.
Starting point is 00:25:53 It's crazy. I'm playing Pegoland. She wants me to play Gears and War II. Another cool thing to announce, which is something I think is long overdue, and should have launched with the avatars is Unlockable avatar style achievements where you know, that's there was that ODST costume So clearly if you hit some kind of milestone in ODST you will be able to dress your avatar like a drop shot Yeah, it's called a wardables I think Awardables, we would make up awardables. They're called configurables
Starting point is 00:26:24 You eat them That's really cool. Yeah, well that's important. I think that's like that's an extension of the achievement system Well, it's like a trophy that you show everybody see that's you know We we have this discussion not in a podcast the day But that's something that would make me care about achievements because that's something that it does it does it It doesn't directly affect gameplay, but it's something you receive for getting the achievement and that's always my thing is I don't care about getting achievements because it doesn't affect gameplay and I don't get anything for it. Well that that's not necessarily true now
Starting point is 00:26:54 too because like look at 1943 when it comes out when that's not achievement. Well I guess it's not I don't know that it's not. What are you talking about? I'm talking about in like the announcement that in Battlefront 1943, when it comes out that you can unlock the new maps when the global community hits 43 million kills. Awesome. That's very awesome, very extremely innovative. But I don't know that it's not tied to an achievement.
Starting point is 00:27:16 Maybe it is. Well, it does have a good, good, good individual either. Just would just sit around waiting for everyone else. That's true. Well, he plays wow. It would not be more. Does this fly now? I fall off the wagon. Well, you know, I hear what happened to him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:29 He logged in and his guild disbanded like one day. I logged in and I got the message. You are not in a guild. It was like, what the fuck? And I looked and my guild was just gone. What happened? Was it drama? The the officers have been complaining of poor attendance recently. Oh, yeah. And I guess it's like the, it was run by like these two brothers up in Seattle or something. And I guess they just got sick of it. They quit. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:27:51 And they disbanded the guilt. And they have that much control is that two dudes can like basically ruin the experience for everybody. Yeah. So like I saw a few other people. I used to play with online and I whispered and was like, what the fuck's going on? They're like, I don't know. No, wow drama.
Starting point is 00:28:02 Hey, I'm a pig. So I, like, I, I log in now and I'll like kind of mope around and dollar after it. Like two or three minutes. It's a prank. I'm like, I wish I could run old to R. Oh, we're going next to Ramos. Let me let me ask you a question.
Starting point is 00:28:15 If if old republicans half as good as the trailer, will you ever play well again? I wish old republicans coming out this way. Like everyone called it. Like everyone agrees the trailer was amazing. We all live the trailer. Am I just one concern about the trailer? Is it it was a cutscene?
Starting point is 00:28:30 And there's no gameplay. Who cares? The thing is, what if things like, wow looks like shit. What if you get on old Republicans? It's just like square pixels. It's exactly right. I hope the MMO is good because Empire Strikes Back
Starting point is 00:28:42 was great. But the thing is, it seems they got the storytelling right and like the action and things like that. It seems like they understand what they're doing under like galaxies, which I played for way too long. I played galaxies. And the exciting thing too is that it's gonna have the morality system that Nightsealed Republic had
Starting point is 00:28:59 where when you go through a mission, you can do it like as an evil person or as a good person. And they, and you don't know the consequences until afterward, like the example that the kid on joystick gave was that they went through as a Sith and they had to remove this captain from command because they were unhappy with his performance and you could kill him or let him live and they don't know it at the time. But if you're a Sith, you never want other Sith unhappy here. Yeah, well if you kill him, then it makes the other Sith happy. And you get bonus points, but it makes the battle you have to do afterward.
Starting point is 00:29:29 Almost impossible because he was the military expert and he had all the expertise on how to beat the enemies. If you let them live, then you can get through the battle with no problems, but all the other Sith won't want to sit next to you at lunch, I guess. Well, if you're playing as a Sith, you'll never let the guy live. Is that the rule? Right? Pretty much. Yeah, and also you pointed out, and I think it was in that same article that classes don't
Starting point is 00:29:49 share the same quests at all ever ever throughout the entire game. Which I don't know what that means. So like, for example, in Wow Talk, if you're a rogue and you know a warrior, you all will have never had the same quests at all. Oh, I see. So are there classes in the Star Wars thing like? Yeah, they've announced bounty hunter smuggler Sith Jedi and trooper and trooper. How do you keep doing just playing Jedi? I mean or Sith?
Starting point is 00:30:12 I today I haven't an hour. I'm sure the other classes will have cool, you know abilities as well I don't want to play Jedi. I don't play so Smuggler I wanted to know you were smuggler in galaxies. Yeah, I just I just want to make campfires like I did. Fish. It's like you got like a superhero game. It's like you just have one big Superman button. Everybody presents. You're man. Obviously, man. The awesome button. Yeah, that I asked you before. It's like why is why would everyone not want to be? Yeah, we're gonna be any smugglers. I would want to be a Jedi. I would want to be a Jedi. Like in galaxies, I was a bounty hunter and that's what I want to be. That'slers. I would want to be a Jedi. I would want to be a Jedi. In galaxies, I was a bounty hunter.
Starting point is 00:30:45 That's what I want to be again. That's just because you guys are trying to zag. See what you take seriously. To MMOs, you are the guy who would play it in full costume. You'd be like, your wife's friends would walk and you go, what you bring it would would play it. Do you have shoulder pieces? I got my robes and my gems at home.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Oh man. No, my wife always laughs at home. Oh man. Oh man. No, my wife always laughs at me. There's a one fight in next around this where I play Shadow Priest. And I have- No, we're laughing. I have to mind control these characters. And I have to know the Shadow Priest that's more senior.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Some of my control characters to tank like this one boss. And like you have this ability called Bone Shield. So like in this point, I mean, I love mind control. I'm on my voice chat. And anytime my bone bone shield goes down I have to say voice chat. My bone shield is down so the other shadow priest is like the boss and every time I say that my wife cracks up I think she's gonna fall off the couch. I like the wife laughs at your bone shield. The shadow's your pleats bone shield.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Man. Wow. Oh those days are gone. You know what I said think too is like you're at the level wow too where you can make references that most people won't understand because you're not at that level. Oh most people should most people You know as I think to you is like you're at the level wow to where you can make references that most people won't Understand because you're not at that level. Oh most people should most of us should know that one really. Yeah, yeah Yeah, well, they don't get the bone shield reference. They're my bigger problem Bones shield is universal
Starting point is 00:32:01 Oh, man, so yeah, I might play old Republic as well. I mean I never played galaxies Goulters before will now that you're done playing. Why does that mean we have to change the theme song? Man changes the show anyway. He's not done playing I'm sure I'll play again eventually. He's just taking a little break I'm sure you include the lose lyrics of just like Bernie quits video games forever about once a quarter Man, no, what I do is I go on bendenders where I'll play a video game non-stop and Fallout 3 did it to me. I got to the point where I was like, I had to like, put Fallout 3 in a drawer, you know,
Starting point is 00:32:30 and get rid of it. But your 10,000 gamer score ahead of me. Dude, yeah, I hit a milestone this week yesterday morning at about 9 a.m. I hit 60,000 gamer score. 9 a.m. GMT minus 6, right? Right. Sorry, 9 a.m. GMT minus 8. I'm asking people to translate. David Kerr team's dead. Yeah, it's sad. He died. He was found in a hotel
Starting point is 00:32:49 in Thailand in Bangkok. Yeah, it's a funny name. And he died in a hotel in Bangkok and he was found. At first the report was he was found with a rope around his neck and his genitals. Now it's a rope around his neck and his body, but it's pretty much assumed that people reported still that genitals are part of the body. That's not my check-on-body-dot-my-book. So it sounds like a Michael Hutchins kind of a thing. Yeah, I don't know the facts, but you know, it sounds like a Michael Hutchins. I don't want to know. You know, who's the dude who goes in the room like, hey, that guy's dead.
Starting point is 00:33:21 Hey, save the caret team. Hey, it's genitals. I'm going to tell you what about. It was a it was a maid actually People found it from her from her Twitter post She posted it to her Facebook From her Xbox. I would want to know and if that ever happened to me I would want people to know that that had happened to me Yeah, like I mean is it more acceptable that he killed himself, you know, as opposed to doing something crazy and he accidentally died? I don't know, he just undermined, you know, just, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:49 I've never done that. I'd want to leave a legacy of, you know, being into freaky shit. Well, I mean, he's- He's looking to remember that. It's a totally different thing. I mean, it's like if you're suicide, it's- But it's- My life is bad and I'm having problems-
Starting point is 00:34:00 But I mean, that's already been done before though, right? At least when you want to do it in a creative, like, the- Inaccess guy, right? What what are you saying? The knee in excess guy dying yeah Michael Hutchins. Yeah, it's already been done. Yeah, something creative So we're new yeah reason level well He's in Thailand. He's doing like the going on tour with it. I don't did Michael Hutchins have a cord wrapped around his nuts, too No, no, that's that's
Starting point is 00:34:23 He's gonna put out some tape dude doesn't's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's. You're assuming let's assuming he's on the big shot. Oh, that's possible. You know, I always I hope what I'm 72. It's possible. I'm a lot of players. The thing if you're gonna murder somebody now you know exactly how to frame them because this is as soon as you do that now it's suicide. I want to know who takes the time to jerk off when you're in Bangkok, Thailand. Isn't it easier to get a horror that it is Reach your hand down to your general takes longer It's like a button on the phone It's not on the first everywhere's probably on the walls and the disc
Starting point is 00:35:19 But I mean, I mean it's the serious thing the guy died. I feel horrible about it But I think it's horror I think it's very cool to try to paint it as suicide when it's just a crazy life thing that the guy accidentally died, you know? Like if one of the Jackass guys died doing a crazy ass stunt for motorcycle, yeah, you'd be like, you'd be like, somebody would tell you, you'd be like,
Starting point is 00:35:37 oh, did you want a Jackass guy's died? You'd be like, you'd be like, oh, well, you wouldn't even buy a Triad which one. He'd be like, of course they died, what have I died? I'm amazed that one of them hasn't died already wait. Oh, no has any of them? No, nobody's died yet, but Johnny Knoxville broke his writing Knoxville's dick died. Yeah, his dick died permanently Which is the grossest saddest thing ever you ever he ran for over on it He tried this is like tears ago He tried to do a backflip on a motorcycle and the motorcycle fell and the handlebar went into his dick and
Starting point is 00:36:06 It caused it was the end of his dick. What do you mean? I don't know but like it caused such damage that when he stood up He tells it he he thought he pissed his pants and he looked down and there was blood everywhere and every time his heart beat It would shoot blood out of the stick. Oh my god I made my heart stop beating. Yeah, I know it's right and he supposedly like, it caused so much scarring on the inside of his brain, out of the medical term, inside of his sick, and the inside of his dickhole, the urethra or whatever, that he had to, I think dickhole is dickhole. Is dickhole?
Starting point is 00:36:36 He has and has had to for the last two years self-catheter twice a day so that he can pee. Get out of here. Yeah, he has to self-he has to stick a catheter in twice a day to go out there. Wow. Because it has to stretch out the thing. Yeah, I just heard him on stern talking about it. He said otherwise. He said 35.
Starting point is 00:36:52 This card says you would block his uretha if he didn't self-catheter. And so he does that to avoid surgery. And hopefully, I think he's got like another year of it and then they'll re-evaluate and see if he can stop self-cathetering. Right. Well, I don't know if you guys have ever had a catheter. Any of you ever had a catheter? Nope. I have. It is not fun. But I do have a trip to Thailand. I think I'm gonna shot. It might be the most uncomfortable thing I've ever experienced.
Starting point is 00:37:16 So, catheter, not Thailand, Thailand's fun. Rest in peace, David Caridine, awesome actor, awesome in Kill Bill. Yeah, he was the best part of Kill Bill. I didn't watch any of his earlier Kung Fu stuff, but you know, it's, it's kind of legendary, right? Yeah, my mom was in that show, like I watched it as a kid and I might have been just too young for it. Yeah, I watch Transformers.
Starting point is 00:37:35 Yeah. I remember being like, I don't know, seven or eight or whatever, and there's a show and it's called Kung Fu, you know, so you think you're going to see some Kung Fu and the show was nothing about a guy walking around for like Kung philosophy. There was no no kung fu. Yeah, it was like the incredible Hulk if he never turned into the incredible The incredibly angry person Yeah, an hour of Bill Bixby hitchhiking Controling his emotions All right, so is there anything else that we want to talk about. It's interesting. It's a very simple story, I think.
Starting point is 00:38:06 But there's stuff at the end. It's very poignant. That's a... I think it's a very... It's a very simple story, I think. It's a very... It's a very... It's a very...
Starting point is 00:38:14 It's a very... It's a very... It's a very... It's a very... It's a very... It's a very... It's a very... It's a very...
Starting point is 00:38:22 It's a very... It's a very... It's a very... It's a very... It's a very... It's a very... It's a very... I'm not sure which is your favorite, huh? Okay. I just, it's interesting. It's a very simple story, I think. But there's stuff at the end that's very poignant. That's, it's just the whole story. Are you talking about it? I'll write it up.
Starting point is 00:38:33 We're talking about it. The thing with the wall. I wouldn't expect anything else, right? No. The thing with the wall is, it gets, like, they have a sad moment, like, 15 minutes into the movie. And then after that, every 15 minutes, they remind you about that. Yeah. It's like, they don sad moment like 15 minutes into the movie and then after that every 15 minutes they remind you about that Yeah, it's like it's like they like they don't let you get over it
Starting point is 00:38:49 They just like keep poking you about it. It's like Jesus Christ Just leave me alone at least Wally was sad once at the end of the movie and that was it But I highly recommend it. You know that being said. I think everyone should go see that movie I'll probably see it tomorrow or maybe tonight You know I saw I I saw in 3d. It's the first movie I've seen in 3d. Oh, yeah, it didn't work well. Um, no, ah, what? I don't want to wear glasses over my glasses. Oh, yeah, it's terrible. I didn't think what the fuck I mean if anyone's listening who makes these things just make clip-ons have give people the option if I could just have something to clip on to my glasses It would I would have been much happier. I just sit there with my hands holding glasses over my glasses. You realize a year from now we're going to be having a podcast talking
Starting point is 00:39:27 about how uncool we look with 3D glasses connected to the microphone along with the siren on top while we're playing. Why don't you just get lazy to take responsibility? No, I don't want to do that. No? Get implants. There you go. Flaw on. Every movie's going 3D anyway. It should make contacts. You can put it in the lobby. You could have like the transition lenses or you can go into a movie theater. You can put it in the lobby. You could have like the transition lenses, or you can go into a movie theater. You could have a big, go into 3D mode. Hey, well, I was a vacation. Anybody see Terminator? No, I've almost seen it a bunch of different times,
Starting point is 00:39:54 but just haven't gone to see it. Really? Did you see it? I wouldn't. No, I haven't seen it. So I would like to see it. I just saw a lot of, a lot of very 10 people in the Keeney. Yeah, how'd you like Miami? It was good. I like that. It's expensive. Everybody's a dickhead there
Starting point is 00:40:05 But you mean the service people are service people are all assholes. Yeah, but it was gorgeous Really pretty did you run into anyone famous while you were there? No, but I saw a ton of like my box and Lamborghini's and Bentley's and a lot of very Rich-looking people they might have been famous and I just am not in So yeah, you see my buck I saw's maybok. I think it's maybok. Oh, yeah Anyway, it's a car that costs it's like a roll space. We cost like $250,000 But only people who really kind of have them Know what they are I mean, yeah, I never had yeah, I know about it because of you
Starting point is 00:40:43 Like just like a Mercedes Benz I don't have because you were looking at him one time. Yeah, we saw him in Vegas Yeah, it was like it was a my body and the whole point of the that car is the back seat, you know, it's like Yeah, like two years ago. I was in Baltimore and I saw it It's the only time I've ever seen one. It was an outsider hotel. We're at a convention out there And I walked I walked out the hotel like holy shit There's a maybok right there and I walked over to take a look at it and as I was walking by that thing Stank like pot Someone was in was inside the back seat which Joel was talking about
Starting point is 00:41:14 No, it's all it's a limo. It's all about the back seat, you know, they get like a the massage chair and all that stuff Yeah, you buy that car to be driven around in it right you don't buy that car to drive it Well, I gotta say I, if you get to the point where you're buying, paying $250,000 for a car, how much is it made about? It's all your car, guys. I think it's not that bad. I think it's like 300.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Yeah. If I'm paying that amount, I would want people to know. I mean, if you're at that level buying that car, don't you want people to know that you're driving at $300,000 on a car? The car you're buying, right? I mean, you could buy a car at like $80,000. I think that I get 90% of the car.
Starting point is 00:41:45 You're clearly buying it. I have to be kind of stabby. Have you driven a car that's $300,000? I haven't. No, I haven't. Well, maybe after you do it, you might change your opinion. It's funny you say that. How?
Starting point is 00:41:55 I mean, I can't imagine how. I read an article on CNN once, where the interviewer guy who ran one of those dealerships out in Beverly Hills. He sold like a May box and Rolls Royces and cars like that. And the reporter asked him like, how do you sell someone a $300,000 car? And the guy who runs dealerships says, the way we sell most of our cars is we sell them his gifts.
Starting point is 00:42:16 People who buy these cars buy them to give them to someone else. Jesus. Wow. So it's not that you're buying a $300,000 car. So someone gives you a $300,000 car. Intent. Yeah, right. We got to meet that guy. I mentioned the back of the dealership
Starting point is 00:42:28 in the headroom with those huge bows. They put on top of the cars. And like at the time, you know, the economy was kind of going bad. And the reporter asked them like, has the economy really affected your, your, your auto sales here at this high end luxury car dealership? And he said, no, all that happens when the economy goes bad
Starting point is 00:42:44 is the names on the mailboxes change. Yeah. Wow. dealership, and he said, no, all that happens when the economy goes bad is the names on the mailbox is changed. Yeah, wow. He said, doesn't really, doesn't really fit. He said, people can afford our cars, this doesn't affect them at all. Yeah, I would imagine that's probably true. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:54 It's like, you know, they talk about the real estate in California dropping, and it's like, there's always people making money in the movie industry, you know what I mean? Like, always people who are, they just rotate, but the people's names change, and they just buy each other's houses from each other. Speaking of real estate in California, I looked at some condos and Miami law is there just for the hell of it. Yep, I saw $20 million
Starting point is 00:43:11 condo that had what three bathrooms? You know those are always in the, uh, the same house. How big were the bathrooms? I don't know. Not big enough. That's how it's going to be. I didn't see a condo for sale on the wall for under two million Wow, it was crazy. So which one is your buddy? It's all beach from beach run property. Yeah, it is you're on you were actually Miami Beach is different than Miami. Yes for sure. Yeah, absolutely. Miami Beach is a different city. Yeah I'm told I always wanted to go pristine like gorgeous beaches, you know a little beautiful and nothing like the Gulf Coast What is the nicest car you've ever driven or driven in? I don't know I guess AMG 500 SL Mm-hmm, and it was you say that was how much does that car cost? I don't know anything about cars
Starting point is 00:43:52 Oh, that one. I don't know probably 130 or something that neighborhood and you drove that car Yeah, and was it worth it like it yes That's a house, you know, I could say that to be the cost of a house I don't know I enjoyed it. I once went to the Audi dealership and for I don't know how I did it I'm a stupid I don't know how I did it I convinced them to let me test drive an A8L Which is like their big long luxury car Yeah, and that's like 120,000 dollars
Starting point is 00:44:18 How is it? That's nice It had like when you drove out into the sun It had like sun shades automatically came up over the back windows to Keep the sun from coming in and bulletin and getting glare in your eyes. Wow. I Draven had a refrigerator in the center console What you do is come on. Yeah, I drove a 1992 Ford Torres once What's actually a reference to that Conan you and I watch you there? I Glad you guys can make references to each other.
Starting point is 00:44:45 Where'd you like that joke? That's got it. I wrote in a, I wrote in a Rolls Royce Phantom once in L.A. Oh yeah. And it just, I mean, it was nice. I mean, it was really nice, but that's a, that's a $300,350,000 car. I didn't drive it. I didn't drive it.
Starting point is 00:45:01 I just wrote in it. You totally beat us then. It had like TVs in the back, but I'm just saying it was like It's not it's not worth $350,000. You know what I mean? It's like you can buy three of the You know, the question is if you have you know $40 billion, right? It's probably worth it Sure, right if you guys spend money on something, you know, and you got $40 million or whatever But at the same sense, it's like that's the point of which if you buy a role as you're buying a roles because you're a dude like Donald Trump And you want to like write up in a rolls. I mean, yeah, you can really have the same experience or 99% of the same experience in another car
Starting point is 00:45:31 But you do it because it's a rolls and you show up That's my point about the Maybok is like you roll up in that car and people don't know what it is You know what I mean? It's just only the people who can afford it know what it is and those are the people you're trying to impress I guess that's true. I guess so why would you want to impress some slub who doesn't know what a maybok is I Like a big $300,000 rolling handshake. Yeah, I don't know I don't understand the mentality anyway But you know, maybe that's why I know the the the lure of a maybok But a lot of rappers driving. Yeah, they're doing there were a lot of rappers and I was I was in Miami during the Miami hip-hop festival Which is the largest hip- hop festival in the country,
Starting point is 00:46:05 I guess. There were 350,000 people there for that. Yeah, you said that. Yeah. That's more tourism in Miami than the Super Bowl did, right? That's what I read in the paper while I was there. Yeah. That sounds awesome.
Starting point is 00:46:14 Yeah, me dude. People love music. People flip out for it. Hey, Gus, did you watch the tonight show last night? Yes, I did. Who were the guests? It was people I can't remember. Oh,, that's not a good sign. No, no I was very underwhelmed by the lineup. Guess and I've been very excited about the tonight show with Conan O'Brien cuz we thought we watched the first two nights
Starting point is 00:46:33 He did a really good job. Winnith Paltrow. Yeah, and It went downhill from there. Yeah, what was the last one of the Paltrow movie? Oh, just I'm You know, there's an I read some hubbub about where they're already fighting over guests between Leno and Conan Yeah, I read that also like in the network deciding with Conan saying Jay little cannot yeah, cherry pick the best guests to take Absolutely. Oh, man. Uh, should I just lost it? I don't say so. You know, I gotta say in this whole thing while you're thinking about that I don't care. I want Letterman to be Conan and I guess guess that's not the popular opinion these days. I agree with you. I mean, why is no one considering like, you know, Letterman is now hopefully going to
Starting point is 00:47:11 be number one over Conan. I love Letterman. Yeah. I love Letterman the last time I saw him like eight years ago. Yeah. I know. I don't want this stuff anymore either. It can take it. It seems like, but every now and then, it seems like, you know, you see clips from the David Letterman website on the internet, you know that you post of interviews and stuff And all seems like it's yeah, he's still doing really good. I don't yeah I don't what was the interview with the year with the congress with the guy from Chicago. Oh Blagoa Vitch. Yeah, that was the greatest interview ever wasn't it? Yeah, I guess his interview with personal I don't know
Starting point is 00:47:42 I haven't seen Exactly. He had a... Walking Phoenix was great too Yeah, well they didn't interview with Spencer Pratt who's on one of the shows in MTV I've never seen in my life The hills And that was the best because you know Spencer Pratt came out They were literally, he looks at him and goes
Starting point is 00:47:54 Who are you? Who are you on my show? Yeah, let's just look at him Everything he was saying, literally we're just laughing at Was like are you serious? You're not serious Who are you again? Oh I remember my point I read this morning this goes back to Ironman that Marvel's goal is to release four superhero movies a year
Starting point is 00:48:11 Wow four a year starting in like 2010. That's not a goal You know what I mean? I mean why why say that why set that? I know is it to really why set that goal? They're in a release they're talking about like the article is all about how they were going to start releasing for superhero movies a year and They weren't gonna like how they were gonna do it without being affected by a superhero fatigue, you know I'll tell you how they're gonna do that. They're not yeah, I mean not possible. What are they gonna do put out dazzler? I don't know I didn't know the thing wrong rom the space night. We don't rather have one good quality movie over for crappy ones Let's not talk shit about wrong the space
Starting point is 00:48:47 You know the name of the villain and rom the space night is do you remember you're such a big fan? Is it bone shield? Nimrod yeah Wow Rom versus never I've never heard of any of the stuff wrong y'all are officially bigger nerds than me now No wrong the space night. I read a lot of comics is good. Rom the space night started I started as a toy and then they made a comic book out of it. Yeah. Yeah. Did you do something else for the video game? Oh, that's a prototype. Oh, right. Prototypes of game and it's gonna be comic comic book. I thought prototype was already a comic.
Starting point is 00:49:16 Is that the way it works? I don't know. I when we first saw this when you were working on that commercial, that's what we all were asking where we're wondering. It looked, it seemed like it was very comic book-y. There's DC logos in the game. Yeah, that's right. In the city ads. Yeah, DC ads on buildings and stuff, which by the way, prototype comes out June 9th. Awesome, awesome, awesome game. Absolutely. Yeah, we heard it. I'd never heard of it before it showed up in this office and we started working on it for that commercial. And it was, it would be a lot of achievement on our stuff coming out of that game. In fact, I got to say this is that they showed a crackdown to sneak at E3. And I was way less excited about crackdown to after having seen prototype.
Starting point is 00:49:52 I don't know. I love crackdown. I love crackdown. I'll play it. But it's like prototype is definitely is curing that the Jones that I've got for the crackdown style of game. Yeah. I've got some great, great sort of enemies
Starting point is 00:50:06 and prototypes to fight as well as you go on. Yeah, we have only played it very little for that commercial work we did. I haven't actually played too much of the story. I'm excited to really play through it once it comes out. Yeah, I tried my best to stay away from it completely when you guys were doing the commercial because I want to just sit down with it fresh and be excited about it all right so we should probably start wrapping up except
Starting point is 00:50:27 to edit this and get this out today so anything else anyone wants to talk about before we uh... what do you uh... what do you uh... what do you uh... what do you guys want to go to lunch today guys oh you want to go to Whole Foods yeah yeah okay let's do that if anyone hears this before I post it we'll be eating lunch at six and a more i'll be able to remember how cool how cool it seems, don't wrap or wrap around your neck in general. Don't do it. You will kill yourself by accident.
Starting point is 00:50:50 One or the other. Don't double dip. Yeah. Someone, someone, someone will have to make the call to your parents and tell them that. Just like somebody had to make call to David Kareny's wife. Oh, man.
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Starting point is 00:51:26 You look special. All right. Well, thanks for listening, everyone. And yeah, go to hell. What? Is there a theme song going out? Pop. There's a theme song again.
Starting point is 00:51:36 Theme song? It's a theme song. No, it's a theme song. No, it's a theme song. You brought it up. You got to fucking do it. Ah, theme song, theme song. I like theme song.
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