Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #81

Episode Date: September 29, 2010

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twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock the last week we talked about what the sergeant backbeat the most use a red version of the sound by in a podcasting song entries. Maybe it's like, oh, it's hard to beat bed. I'm sorry. Sorry to offend your sensibility. He's burning. It's a little respect. I'd say though, when I hear something like that, if it seems like anybody can produce something of quality now, like the tools are to that point, if he'd made that like

1985, that would have been on the radio. And probably smash number one. Hey, yeah. the radio and probably put it in a top-stab. Smash number one hit, yeah. There's a point, Joel, that if you were making movies back in like 1973 or whatever, or in the 50s, anybody can make a movie. I remember I had like, I remember when I was seven and so for everyone else that was

like 1930 and I had a little video camcorder. I was like seven years old, I think I think a little movie, a little camcorder or whatever. It was like, it was car wars. And I did the stop-motion photography with this video camera that we ran. I thought it was amazing. I guess Joel disproved your idea than that anybody with a camera in the 50s

could have been successful. You could have been a star. It was the equipment was the difference. You had a little VHS camera, I'm assuming. Or maybe it was real to real tape video. Yeah. It was a little else that drew pictures. I can't do it.

You moved your hand at like 20 rotations per second. Otherwise, this fee would be screwed up. People were in better shape back then. Jolted that video with the horse. I get a day. He worked with Moe Bridge extensively in his early years. So how's it going to do it? I missed last week's podcast.

Dude, I haven't been on the podcast in so long. I hope I remember how to do it. Yeah, it's been a while for you. Talking how's everyone doing? I missed the last week's podcast. Dude, I haven't been on the podcast since so long. I hope I remember how to do it. Yeah, it's been a while talking to this, right? Yeah, it's my second miss. I missed podcast number 12 as well. Podcast number 12 is the one Jeff edited and I think it's the only one that starts without a theme song. I think the theme song comes like a minute into it. Yeah, I tried to, I decided to mix it up a bit that time. It's like a dramatic pause. Yeah, we had like a little, a little, a, the, the complaints haven't stopped since then. It's still, it's still getting them. It's performance art. Yeah, it's performance art. I did, I did a little talk in first. If, if, if I ensured

the interest on, yeah, you're in trouble. If anyone's forgotten how to do the podcast, it's very simple. All you have to do is cuss and then stick some words in between those de-gloves. I, I, I, I, form a very strong opinion about something and then six and words in between those. Did you think more about my chart? Form a very strong opinion about something and then argue. Speaking of swearing, and then deny that you argue that point. Yes, you see the guy who has started to count how much each of the swears in the podcast and has made a pie chart for it. I have seen that. You are, I'm embarrassed to say you're destroying me.

I'm in second place. No, you said fuck like 69 or the filthiest mouth in the podcast. Is that true? I was actually say it's 69 times because I was saying he's five. I was saying it's five. Performance art, Joel, just like you said. I was so proud of myself because I saw it and it was like you said fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

26 times. And I was like, that's not bad, right? And then I looked at Gus, Gus was like 12 and I was like, oh, I thought I'm in first place. Sorry, I'm sorry. Please keep moving the table You forgot how to do the podcast Don't touch the fucking table and move the mic He's busy over here. It's gonna have a panic attack or something Why don't you take a big drink out of your soda right into the middle of the microphone and burp loudly please

There we go or just suggest are you gonna play? Oh, right. That sounded awesome to you putting There we go. Or just a juxtaposed. Oh, great. That sounded awesome too, putting that down. And I thought, do I get it? Cut together later that's only those sounds. I cut the filthiest sounds out of the podcast. It's disgusting.

I should say I can save an outtake. Hopefully knowing like a pie chart about that. Yeah, I'm kidding. That was good. So, anyways, I was very proud of my pie chart. And then I saw Bernie's and I got some. My wife says that I have a horribly dirty mouth. You are terrible

And you know it's so bad about you. He's got like a bird's guy a cute little kid or whatever and the cute little kid would be there Like playing a video game, but he'll be like oh fuck. It's just like no no no no But yeah, I've never heard him cuss so you're doing something right, but it's like no you're a horrible influence I'm more worried about the younger one you do it too. Don't doesn't do You're a horrible influence. I'm more worried about the younger one you do it too Don't doesn't do I want it. No, I know what he's talking about and millions of me sitting right there You're like god damn fun good. It's like no no no no I like how it's just talking about your children Joel doesn't curse It's like the thing where it's like exclamation marks and ask

I try not to I feel like I've been trying to like Train myself to not curse just for because it's like once you get in that automatic drive Yeah, you know, I just it takes over. It's the worst it is you guys have no you have no you guilt whatsoever Why why the hell should I learn adapt for her? She's I'm 35. She's five Dap the my lifestyle It's easier for kids to learn a new language like cursing right? That's right. Yeah. So, uh, if you should be able to pick it up, no problem. It's called daddy talk. Daddy talk. I think my kid is a lot more mature than I am in a lot of ways.

He would tell me he'd say daddy said bad word. I'd say well that's okay. You can hear it, you just can't say it. That's our new policy. It's okay for you to hear it because that he doesn't hassle me about it Just just don't say it. Just tell him you'll punish yourself later when he's asleep Very also like drives around without a seat belt like he's the only person in a drives round like the little kid gets in the car Put the seat belt on Murray's drives round no seat belt It's like how does that for me as well. It's like how do you not drive around with it especially because you've got that light and the sound It goes bong bong bong

with it and especially because you've got that light and the sound it goes bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong b Steve L. E. R. My seat. I was wearing just a seat belt. I was wearing just a seat belt. I was wearing just a seat belt. Yeah, I was wearing just a seat belt. Is everyone in the seat belt? Is everyone in the seat belt? Is everyone in the seat belt? Is everyone in the seat belt? Is everyone in the seat belt? Is everyone in the seat belt? Is everyone in the seat belt? Is everyone in the seat belt?

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Is everyone in the seat belt? Is everyone in the seat belt? Is everyone in the seat belt? Is everyone in the seat belt? Is everyone in the seat belt? Is everyone in the seat belt? Is everyone in the seat belt? Is everyone in the seat? And it was just like nobody gave a shit. We came rushing back from lunch. I'm like, we gotta go, we gotta get in the airport. And they're like, hey, come over here. Check out what I'm doing. Hey, we're doing better than the airport.

Let's go. This is working thing. It's like, we gotta move. Of course, the real reason I couldn't drive is because my car is so cluttered with crap, my truck. My truck is a state of the office. You've got the inside of your truck dirtier than the bed. I think, I think so.

I think when people take trash out of the office, it goes to Bernie's truck. I mean, from Bernie's truck, it literally does for a long time. It's like a wormhole. Yeah. It's just like, when they talk about like that swirling garbage thing in a Pacific Ocean,

it's not a Pacific Ocean, it's the back of Bernie's truck. The thing that's annoying about this car accident is that I keep hearing it's karma because my wife got into an accident and Bernie's truck a little while back. But how does karma, how does that work? I didn't fuck with anybody. Take this as a communal property state. So technically it's her car too. I guess so.

It's karma because you bugged us for years to have your wife come work here. Oh, okay. That's the car. Zing to have your wife come work here. Oh That's the car. This is the longer play here. There you go But Griffin that would jump talking about is Griffin borrowed my truck and Right my truck. Of course, I have it possible to wreck your truck any for I mean it's almost a good Your truck gets into a wreck somehow. I get better. I just like was like are you okay? Whatever that's fine just make sure everybody's okay. We're talking about fantastic fest Yeah, dude. Yeah, let's talk about fantastic fest your wife pointed out to me that Jeff your wife pointed out to me that

She saw me drinking a beer at 9.30 in the morning. I didn't even know that I was doing. I also saw that I Didn't even know I know I came in and we were dealing with this fantastic fest, which is a film festival, which then also has now a gaming component of it called Fantastic Arcade. It was a very fun event, but it involved two of the things that I hate, work and organizing other people. I fucking hate there was others and other efforts. There's no question about. I learned

this lesson a long time ago. If you're dealing with conventions or film festivals, if you have a panel or anything like that to do, if you're on that panel, guess what? You are now in charge of every single aspect of that panel. It does feel that way. Not that I think it's a mentality that we have, that we just kind of like, we know no one's going to. I learn I learn I learned I learned this lesson at ACON a long time ago where I learned that uh opening night was really not opening night. Well apparently there's panels before I it's all chaos. Something that happens at festivals in general is that there is the idea that since you're there you're there. You are there 24 hours a day if they need access to you for whatever.

It's like, oh, hey, we're doing a costume contest. You guys are gonna MC it. It's like, what the, what are you talking about? I was at the, that's right. Like, there was some contests, a costume contest, a cosplay contest. And like, all of a sudden, I was, I don't know what happened, but all of a sudden, I was the guy who was supposed

to run it. And so I don't know anyone. Anyone. You were in, I don't know. Did you all of a sudden I was the guy who's supposed to run it and see it and so I don't know anyone anyone You were in I don't know if you didn't pack a pixito to go to that of it I was I was in that thing in front of a room of literally a thousand people and I couldn't I didn't know the names I needed people and a guy in a third room literally started like making fun of me I'm like, ah, you know, ah, and so I was like you I pointed at you come up here I made him come up in front of the audience and I made him MC with me

So by the way We were also delayed and you had to vamp for like an hour. Oh, yeah, it was me and Dan It was like hey, we can't you guys make jokes for like I'm Sure Dan was a big help in that too. I probably just put there and laughed They just stood there and laugh at you. I'm guessing pretty much it was like oh, okay I'm telling a joke and then you hold the microphone up to Dan It would just be like do the podcast where you say fuck first of all I want to be clear We're not lumping in fantastic fest which is actually run by professionals with a con

No, that's true. There's everything to happen to Joel at a con that year. See Joel You have a double-edged sword which is you're the only good looking one of the company man You play the most popular character so people always want to get involved with Joel like we go to conventions typically Joel is the guy they want to use for stuff. Joel had to go to an autograph panel that you didn't know about and had to sit on the autograph gallery then you had to judge that con that cosplay contest at midnight they all say sprung this on you all the time like like an hour before the event. You had to vamp, because they weren't ready.

They just didn't get in there and vamp in front of the house. And I blocked this out, but there was also like, oh by the way, we're giving you a way to hurry date for the night in a contest. It's like awesome. What? So that it was like some sort of game show thing

where it's like a window. Yeah, well they didn't even tell me. It happened to you and I still understand it better How In a constant fans I think that the auction and the cosplay contest were another convention, but I can't remember It was overlanders. I can't take it right. You're right. It was overland now It was it was one in Orlando. I remember now the other thing guess we've learned over the years is and they all by the way

The auction Joel off and they criticized Joel for not like us said having a tuxedo at the ready for the auction so jolt's up there and like an I like me t-shirt. Well everyone else all the other guys being auctioned off and suits and they're like what's wrong with you? We don't do events where you have to dress up typically. If I can't show up in a t-shirt and shorts it's like we don't do anything for you after this. I just like a 12 year program.

We don't do weddings or funerals or anything. That was the main motivation for the company probably, right? Just saying that to... I had to go to an event recently, a sudden event where I had to wear a suit. Didn't... I worked in corporate America for 12 years, man. Yeah. I don't have a suit.

I think I don't have one suit. I think the t-shirt I'm wearing right now is 11 years old. It's like... I'm sure it's like this. Wow. I was like, I have a shirt that I think is as old as Ben. But I still have in regular rotation and probably taller than him. But, yeah, we are not classy dudes. But Nat, he actually, we should, well, bring you know, this up and talking about Ben,

Ben is actually the stylish one of the group. He is, he's the group. He is he's dapper. He's very dapper. He's the European. So he already has an edge right? He also I made the short joke is English European. Daven is also European. I mean and he has got the hair working. So he's got the European hair. He looks like the bait on to catch a prank. I would to I would say he does like one of one picture that he put up just recently is like to heat the is he Thailand when he was

talking to him. You know it's funny I was just talking with Gavin on AIM and he's like be sure to bring me up a bunch on the podcast today and then quite naturally it happened without him. Look at that. Yeah. At least he somehow got out of the headlight fluid joke. Yeah. I will I will say

I wouldn't saw Ben this summer in England and he secretly grew like a foot and a half. All right, he's tall now. Nice. He's like he's got to be oh foot and a half night. Yeah. So which over there is like me. How many stones is that? He's four stones. Oh, okay. What is that? I have no idea. You have they have to realize that that is the single most archaic unit of measurement, right? What stones? Yeah, what would be more? I think a stone is like... What would be more are 10 pounds or something?

I think it's like 22 pounds. It is a super inaccurate. I think a stone's 14 pounds. I think you write this. 14 points something. So like when you talk about the weight of someone, you say, 14 pounds. He weighs 18 stones. How about you?

It's not even like a round number. It's 14 pounds Like this someone like that. That's a big stone. I mean it's our weighing stuff compared to that 14 pounds This stone will be the unit with which we measure everything from here on out The English are far more messed up than anybody We do a lot of flak for not being on the metric system, but they're like There are the metric system the standard system and then some kind of archaic like It's based on the sun and stones and just the oldest possible units of measurements Yes, they're gonna talk about clock right here that you Stonehenge to like synchronize all their computers in

In the UK wasn't there some breakthrough on Stonehenge recently like they figured something out about it Yes, what was it? I don't remember I remember either it was they found some stuff underground by doing like a digital imaging or some kind of like They they surveyed the land and determined that turns out to underground I think it was some sort of 14 pounds stone buried under the east they found the first stone I think it was some they they've determined. I think that it was some sort of burial ground Stone I told man. That's pretty disappointing actually. Yeah, that's pretty.

It's like a ceremonial burial. I think... I think... Amian something? I would ask... Sounds like viral markets for Civilization 5. Uh-oh, I would ask Gavin, but he knows nothing about his culture. I'm looking here, I think. Discover Magazine?

No way. He won't know what they're talking about. I would say, hey, what do you think Stone hinge is? And he'd go, Stone hinge? Like the first time he'd ever heard it in his entire be. I would say, hey, what do you think Stonehenge is? And he'd go, Stonehenge? Like the first time he'd ever heard it in his entire life. I've heard of it. Doesn't ring a bell. I feel like we're, we're,

it's just, it's just, it's the only one with a laptop right now. Yeah, he's like, you're not seeing, yeah, apparently it's not a tomb like they first thought it was. There's no, not a single bone in there. Apparently they discovered it's a pile of rocks. It contained thousands of stones. there's no not a single bone in there uh... apparently they discovered it's a pile of rocks it contained thousands of stones

uh... one-hand how much is the way no there's it's nothing it says there's nothing about it jersey the dude in the middle of the way there were just a bunch of rocks there so they built they put the big rocks with the with the thousand of rocks that were there people in the old days they didn't have the internet. They had shit loads of time,

and they had to do something in order to mark that time. Keep people turning on themselves. Someone's not going to the door. Come in please. Hello. Hello. I guess you're not knocking. Somebody just rubbed up against the door.

Fuck it. Did you ever see the news reports or the stories about the guy in Middle America somewhere? I want to say it's like Ohio, where he's trying to build Stonehenge on his own with no tools whatsoever to prove that you can do it. No. Yeah, he's moving, he's talking about those guys in the past not having to what free time. Why, why is he doing it?

See, that guy's got the internet. Maybe since the internet came around, maybe he stopped doing it, but. He's in communication with aliens, they're helping him out. He does all this stuff with like, folk rooms and just like, little pebbles to see if he can do it. Yeah. And he digs big pits and he just like,'s a guy just sitting there moving this like this like a 40 ton Slab of stone. He's just like moving it with one arm because he's got to balance the right way because he realizes no achievements Associated with this no no, he's gonna be really disappointed. I bet he's a hit with the ladies You know, man, if you're in your yard like moving 40 tons of rock with one arm. I think I can attract a few ladies.

You never know. So did you guys take a look? I sent the email the other day to you guys about the guy who made the Red vs Blue theatrical trailer. That was bad ass. I guess he did it for the time. Now they're knocking on the door again. Oh, it's okay.

Oh, no, we're good here. Thank you. No, we're good. Okay. Well now I feel bad now I Feel terrible Wow, oh man, hey, so did you guys see the other day? Come on, god, give it a try to try to cut that out. Hey That's the best part of the podcast. The cameo by the cleaning crew. Yeah. Oh, I feel bad now. This guy's trailer was awesome.

I guess he did a trailer for the recollection. It went from, yeah, I guess covered the whole recollection series. It was, it was, it was pretty well done about three minutes long. One of the things that was really cool about it is that he took moments from the series and then moved dialogue from other scenes into it to tell the story but you know using powerful imagery from different parts of it. I thought that was pretty cool. Yeah. We have powerful imagery in our series. The only problem I have with this is the most powerful imagery there is. He gave away every single cool thing throughout the three seasons in that trailer. Like the pelican crashing, the white sequences sequences and then here you are giving him away again

I feel seen it he yeah so he mission impossible but he way back why would he say well if it's gonna be a trailer people haven't if you're radically haven't seen it yet I'm not using trailers for movies but they tend to give away a lot of stuff I guess that's true I saw some movie trailer the other day where it was like I just watched that entire day movie I wish they would I wish they would stop doing I wish it would either be you know part of the story or a good misdirection or so it's like it's weird when the marketing And I get a whole wrap dude. No, they don't care at all. They just want people to go see it I saw a trailer for a movie called Letters to Juliett which I would never see it to chick movie But it was like three minutes long and they literally gave away every single

I think that's the one I was thinking I. I saw the American, which was the reverse, because apparently that was a movie that should have just been a trailer. Oh really? Yes, because about four things happened in that movie. And that was it, and they drove it out to two hours. I saw that shutter island, and it was one of those movies where I sat in first five minutes,

and I think I pretty much understand everything. Dude, I figured that movie on the trailer. Yeah, so obviously. Yeah, of course. I can't remember who's the American. What's it with that guy's name George Clooney? George Clooney. You see what you see George Clooney walking around like Italy or whatever and it's like after about the first hour you get to the end well maybe the first 10 minutes you get to feeling oh I see George Clooney just wanted to be in Italy. And that's it. I'm doing that. That's the story. I was a producer on there too. So it's like, what, you know,

I don't know. Ed had a show in town. Ed Robertson, who plays Captain Butch Flowers, and is also the lead singer of the Bear Naked Ladies. The more importantly, please Captain Butch Flowers. The more importantly, please Captain Butch Flowers in the hit series of Red versus Blue, and also a Captain Dynamic.

But he was in town, and he had a show in town. So he's like, you know, he's always looking for something just to kill time. You know what I mean? Between either being on the road or getting ready for a show moving rocks around with no he was not moving rocks around a building stone head so we went and saw what was the magician movie that had Hugh Jackman in it oh the person pressed the seat okay so I don't want to ruin that movie for you but the movie's terrible so I'm gonna do it anyway is it terrible it's terrible it's terrible I tuned

into the movie it's all like the last 20 minutes of it. I was like, oh, this is, I don't know what's happening. They're both terrible. There are two movies that came out at the same time. So you see the end of the movie. There's a twist right in the movie. Which you knew. Yeah.

Which you knew halfway through the movie. I mean, not those you figured it out. They told you it. I think it's show, not you. Right, right, right. And then the end on this big thing, Matt and Sitz, it's not supposed to be a twist. I'm like, they pan over.

They show you something and you hear,'t don't don't don't do it That's a twist and we were like just suffering to get as we is like there's got you know something else You know something else and that moment happens don't don't don't the lady behind us goes Who and then turns around he goes really lady Really lady, really. I remember, I remember we saw a long time ago in the 90s. We saw Independence Day and there was the scene where the giant UFO is above the White House and so on behind the row behind us goes, those are the aliens. Really? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Every time that's why they should cover out the time they should a cover video into the movie just everyone knew exactly

Just because I thought my like the Russian plane version or maybe the North Korean madame a Putin Mm-hmm, and for us one every single time You know, it's important to get the the line of dialogue in the movie that's like the title right? So they she was hoping they would it was hers Air Force One. She was like the most important person in that movie theater. It's where you should say because Matt said he saw it too with a very talkative audience and Bill Pullman's big speech he goes you know the thing because today is our and the guy in front of him goes, Jalat's worth. Hahaha! Hahaha!

I'll actually go get mad and tell a story, but it was so totally ridiculous like that. That's awesome. Then there were two guys in front of me, who when Brent Sminer came on the screen, when they go to Area 51, Sure. The one guy goes, he says a huge drink,

and he goes, he goes, That's Dana! And his buddy goes, Dada! Hahaha! There was about that movie. Maybe it was just super wide stream, so we saw with a lot of random audiences. But it seemed like everybody who wanted to see that

saw it with a super talkative audience. It's awesome. Yeah, sometimes a super talkative audience will be a great thing. But it seemed like to me in the procedure when they pan over. It would have been more of a twist if it had been like Wolverine in the box Because I thought to myself he Jackman is spending a lot of time and water boxes and a lot of movies Did you guys see that I guess George Lucas is reconverting all the old Star Wars movies to 3d and planning on releasing all six in 2012? Oh, the whole six are gonna come out in 2012. I thought it's based on that all six starting in 2012. Okay, okay

And he's gonna start with the Phantom Manus England go all the way through return of the Jedi What is he doing? I do get the feeling that he wants to make another 50 million dollars Yeah, do you get the feeling that George literally just watches the highest-grossing films of all time unboxed office mode? Joe was like You know, do see does he say to himself i need fifty million more dollars you know what i have now he must hate James camon he's like there is no way avatar

yeah i mean i guess not i think it's the good day is the one is he the one who made that decision or do you think so and else made that i bet somebody comes to me says hey we want to do x with stars and he goes you okay will i make money yeah. I don't care It doesn't I don't know I started to figure out because when the Star Wars movies were out for years and years You couldn't get anything associated with the right now. There's video

It was part of the sneak I think yeah We talked about that a few weeks or a few months ago the podcast you remember about how when you were a kid You couldn't see Star Wars like you saw it maybe every now and then it was on I remember I remember when the first X-wing PC game came out and for me that was like oh my god now I'm in this this is the Star Wars universe Which I can never have any access to this is amazing fantastic awesome. Yeah, you know, and now it's just like I heard TV shows no no cartoons. I was the movies the action figures and the glasses from Burger King that was and the Star Wars arcade game Yeah, the really cool stars I fucking hated that X-Wing game you're talking about It was great anytime you launched it you had to look in your manual like it would show you like yeah

More characters and you had to like look in the manual and find the course by the right but that was during that era And I lost the manual. Oh They haven't made Over and over till it was one of those those were the dark times of video games Agitating thing ever lost the Owned the game. I was going to UT at the time. It was like right down the street. There was a game that rented video game. It's called a floppy Joe. That's right. It was floppy Joe. That's where you would go to steal video. Not that we or I

would do that, but I knew someone who they would rent PC games. Was that someone gushed by any chance? You got to know the guy who was poppy Joe's first heard about the internet. He's like that's not catching on People transferring fine, which is neat is a catchy name for your business. I got that doesn't roll off the tongue I got I got block Joe's It's called data Sally You know who else got blockbuster blockbuster. Oh, yeah, they finally file for bankruptcy everybody's all that coming right? I mean they were riddance. Yeah, I was coming. I think you coming

I mean you Netflix was popular, but it's one of those things. I don't know how Nitchie is like I don't imagine most of the people in my neighborhood have Netflix. I just don't you know I know you have it you have it You have it, but I just don't imagine the average person. I'm next to a Walmart has Netflix It still seems like kind of a... I think now you're starting to see more penetration now that the rate players and TVs have like Netflix and apps like that built into it. Yeah, like Brandon has a Netflix enabled TV. Yeah, and so it's like, oh, you know, whoever pays nine bucks a month in extreme. Also, I think terrible movies to their

TV. I didn't think Red Box has taking a big chunk out of their business too. I see a lot, every time I go by a like a H.E.B. or a McDonald's that has a red box, there are people like. That is the only like vending machine thing that I've ever seen that every time I drive by it, someone is standing there. It's amazing. Like a McDonald's in the back corner next to the dumpster

and there's somebody standing by it. I watched a guy in his girlfriend stand there and like argue about what movie they were going to rent for like five minutes the other day. Right outside, right outside of the office. Yeah. You know, it's really weird. Is the red box right by my house?

It now streams Netflix. Everywhere. Everything that's on every single thing. Brilliant. Have you guys used red box before? No, I've never used it. Okay, here's why red box sucks in my experience I used it one time I ran it

I don't know what the hell like probably giant shark to push or something like that and I watched it and I thought I'm gonna go back the next day I'm gonna get on a movie and I keep the trolling bucket time just as an experiment to see how this thing works I go back to return the movie. It says I'm sorry. You can't return it this location. This box is filled Yeah, okay Find another one exactly any like as anyone had a vending machine experience We're like that was an excellent experience like you lose the dollar bill the thing doesn't drop in through it Just doesn't it'll take your dollar bill it'll take your dollar bill. I do I live

I went to our case every day in my life when I was a kid I never ran into a change machine that wouldn't take a dollar bill. Oh, yeah The moment they put them on vending machines that was the cheapest Lamous technology in the world. They did not give a crap a change machine arcade will take your fucking money Absolutely, it doesn't matter what the fuck you've done to that dollar it will give you four quarters. Hold your wall It sucks them Even people that counterfeit dollar bills are they are the county failing ones and then going to arcade music? I mean, it's not even that's not even the amount of time you'd have to spend it's I don't I'm sorry viable

It's not viable. I like what the can they just for ease down in the restrictions of the one dollar bill on the vending machine Is it really that much of a problem? You know, but it is a thing though if it's kids kids will do it like an adult is not gonna counterfeit a one kids will counterfeit a one all damn day Yes, we will yeah, I don't know if you'll have the arm or to be our say days God damn All I knew is that if it was a Tato game You could take nickels and then take a hammer and pound them out the size course Yeah, and it would take it it would take your nickel Quarter yeah, when you discover something like that

Order carrying nickels and if you just go on and cut somebody's grass I know it's only about two hours to get three extra plays on Mortal Kombat and you could have made 20 bucks by moving some trash I know it's terrible it's the idea of beating the system it is it's like and when you do it you're like it's the greatest feeling well I really honestly I wasn't I wasn't counterfeiting I had just lost the manual to my quarter-hers, and my half-fit. Right and got to my own ex-wing. And I was fucking lost the manual, you asshole.

I had that, I might even still have that game. The whole box and everything, just no manual. I lost the most important part of the fucking box. I remember it too well too, because I'm right. It was yet to type in a planet name. Right. And I knew Yavin and Hawth and Endor. And you just would reboot until you got Backly what you had to fucking do over and over there were like 15 or 20 choices maybe they also have you said

The thing that came with the game which was like a disc It was a three-tier disc and you'd really take the symbols to match each other. I think it's the fucking worst like a secret decoder ring Yeah, you get a symbol or code the amount of crap that they went through to try and keep people honest like the evolution Well, I was utterly ridiculous. Well, they're still going through that. It's the RM on games It's just you don't you don't get a physical way to interact with it anymore. Right right right. Yep The worst So the other day I was reading and I guess some somebody took a camcorder or not a camcorder a camera to the So the other day I was reading and How can you get more takes on the rest of us?

Sorry I'm not a ranger, I'm a mych with mychery Thank you. I hear something with a camcorder. Also we yelled at the cleaning ladies. Someone took a camera to the large Hadron Collider and asked the scientists working there, what would happen if someone were to put their hand in the middle of the stream of the large Hadron Collider? And sure enough, that would be the moment when the two things impact on the cause.

What would happen if it impacted in your hand? And it's all these scientists going, I never thought about that, and then trying to explain what they think would happen. And like they all had different opinions. Some of them said, well that's great to hear. Some of them, is there no security at this place? Who is this guy? I just knew he was making a documentary. And so he was there anyway and decided to ask people that.

So basically the same thing and dude, all the street. And I guess like some people said nothing would happen to you. Some people said, oh, it would, it would feel like a pin prick. And some people said, you would fucking die. It was really weird that no one knew. It's just like, oh, I don't know. I wouldn't want to find out. But that's what a university all said. What would happen to the universe?

I don't know. No, there's a dude. There's a story of a guy who was repairing a super collider or something like that and he caught a particle through the face. It went through the cheek and came out the back of his head. It was in Russia. I remember that. What kind of particle? It was super accelerated particle like he got in the way that it was like a proton or something like not even a whole So I guess the problem was this and accelerated Because the acceleration I mean because they're kind of going through It's like imagines have the smallest thing you can possibly have in a subatomic,

right? And it's going at such a high speed that if it was bullet, easily would kill you, but it just passed through him, but it completely changed everything it touched. I mean, he wasn't a werewolf or anything like that, but like he has no feeling or something, but it didn't kill him. It just, everybody kind of acknowledges, yeah, kind of fucking up. You know, the, the, the Hadron Collider is the best investment Hollywood has ever made. I'm just saying it's the best, it was, it's in their interest to come up with crap like

this. Yeah, this accident happened in 1978. It says it was a 36 year old researcher, put his head through, I guess the collider. He put his head in the way of being used using accessing a hatch or something like that, right? Yeah, it's reportedly he saw a flash quote brighter than a thousand sons, but it not feel like you're paying That's great. That's great. That's great. We're all gonna die. Yeah, I guess his head swirled and Well, right, he's had to weld up and didn't he lose all the skin on that side of the head? Yeah, it all started peeling off and it showed the exact path that the proton beam had burned through the part of his face and his bone and the brain tissue

Like it was like he feels fine. It was a straight. It's a small little subatomic shot You know, I mean like and it just basically caught our eyes the whole way through his head I guess the way they measure this power I don't understand this unit of measurements I may be using it wrong, but they measure it in what they call graze. And they say five to six graze is enough to kill you. And this dude took a 3000 gray shot in the head. Wow. And he's not a superhero. I'm going to say right now you can never be a superhero. If that guy's not a superhero, that didn't turn him into the human torch. You can't write a comment book. Maybe just keep it on the down low. You can't maybe he is just keeping it on the down low That's right. Would you keep it on the down low?

What kind of Depend upon what it was Depend upon what your lie will like throw some For instance like in other words if you were like the dude who's always on fire that's gonna be kind of hard to like Keep that on the down low. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't let people know I could fly or anything I would want to spend the rest of my life on a lab while people gave me shots and measured me and shit. Are your friends calling you for? Yeah, I can.

You know, I can't help you. Help me move this way. I'm gonna do a third floor. You know, like, I can fly. I'm not super strong. I can't fly a fucking couch up to the third floor. You're still gonna have to carry it. I can't do this.

I got you in from theoretical to incredulous. That's the worst section. I'm mad about this fucking thing. Everything's a problem. Everything's a this fucking problem is fucking simple apartment have first floors telepathic I would hide telekinetic I would hide and I would be the world's greatest quarterback yeah right yeah but a few if you like got that we I don't know that one of

read other people's minds that would be and then like you realize what piece of crap world-class bank robbers would like kidnapped your family and force you to commit heists before you get them to give them back that kind of shit you know it's funny because when you get older all you see the downside shit you know if you were ten we asked this question be like fuck did you agree saying now like already just like go

and probably get arthritis every super power it's like you tell ten-year-old or twelve-year-old probably thirteen-year-old a super power it's like how many steps before it's naked ladies like no straight shot is the naked ladies exactly right in the end that's right it's like okay how can I use the super power to get banged as much as possible? Like a bag that you just want to see naked later. It's essentially that.

Come on, total 13. They don't even know what banged is. What am I knowing? Did the lady who re-grued the finger? Did you hear about that? The lady that re-grued the finger. Hopefully she heard it this way. Look it up on CNN.

Look it up on CNN. The lady, like, her door slammed on her finger, chopped off like this much of her finger, went to her doctor and the doctor was like, oh, this is really bad. We're gonna have to amputate more. And she's like, this is fucking you. That's not doing that. And she went into her own research. There's a picture. There's a picture article. And it's like above the full. It's the first fucking thing. Yeah, it's right there. It's right there. Right. And so they have they have a picture of that. That picture that you're looking at, that on the left, that is the finger that she re-gru now on the right that

is the that is the end of her finger that was chopped off that she was able to keep now why I know why you keep it is that that powder they have now it's the powder yeah it's the powder I read about that before it's a kind of powder they put on wounds like that cocaine it's like stem cells instead gotta be stem cells right? It's gotta be something like that That's if you're the stem cell research people the answer to the problem is just remark it yourself Just don't call it sense. Oh just call it amazing powder. Don't tell her what's from keep it on the down though Amazing regrow powder Lost brand kind of at this point

Well, you don't want to get in the trouble with people you want to get in trouble with people Just keep on down low also does work comes from do it like grassroots like sell it at state fairs and shit like Sell next to the All in water like the technique ice you put a dude on the soapbox and you put like like you paint like a medical sign with like a Coke or whatever on the label, okay? You know what the most crazy part about this is? I just got to the bottom of this article. This person paid $1,600 for seven weeks worth of treatment to regrow a finger.

How much? $1,600. $1,600. That's your finger back. That's awesome. That's a great investment. Where is she? Probably, I guess that's happened in Pittsburgh.

Yeah, this is the United States America. Yeah So okay if we have powders that can regrow stuff. I'm pretty sure I think I've got to be on the $100 just sitting here to have help while we're doing this podcast What would happen if you dump that powder in the hydron cloud? We should do a test Let's cut part of Joel's finger off and see if we can get some powder Let's see how long it takes to see how much it costs. Also in five or six hundred bucks. This office would probably get snorted before. We have to cut that just a little bit. Oh lord Jesus. I don't even know what that means. We're probably giving it to our children's slave labor that we have in the back. Well we're

dragging on our cell phones in our cars. How can we get some of this powder? We should get some of this powder. Okay. Yeah, let's just get it. Is it recognized by the AMA, this powder? Probably not, they don't say. Is it stem cells or is it like a ground up meteor that they found? What is the powder?

What is the powder? It's the collect the don't- It's the collect the don't- It's the collect the don't- It's the collect the don't- It's the collect the don't- It's the collect the don't- It's the collect the don't-

It's the collect the don't- It's the collect the don't- It's the collect the don't- It's the collect the don't- It's the where the power comes from don't just appreciate you know This is like this story is not done yet either because what happens if they revisit this woman like three years Right and that finger is like 10 feet long exactly. Yeah, like it's a Wrap around like a cobra Yeah, 20 you've mentioned they should rebrand themselves in this article they call it regenerative medicine. There is Why are you still laughing about that? We lost those guys. That lady's finger is so gross now. It's 10 feet long dude and all the knuckles. Oh I can't get out of my head. The product everyone will be like oh yeah you're that lady who is not sexy. She cracks your knuckles like a rope. Like a call you like whip their rope. Her fingers like like a what is Ivy and Soul Calibur? Oh, like this segment.

This segment is sword whip. I guess the product is called matristem. And it's made by a company called Acell. OK, see, they need to drop the stem and drop the cell. And you drop those two key term, those firecracker words out of the tunnel. Their slogan is healing through regenerative medicine they should replace it with Miracaw or change brands you never know

what's gonna happen with a brand do you remember there was that diet pill in the 80s called AIDS those chocolate it was a chocolate square that you would eat I remember I remember that it was called AIDS it's like a week later and now and if you watch all the commercials like I I want to lose 20 pounds that couldn't find a way until I got AIDS until I found AIDS

It was like a week later than all the sudden. Yeah, I mean it was like now. There's a new horrible I lost 20 pounds with AIDS Thanks, oh man. Yeah, a wide yes You should watch some of those commercials Yes, they're really fun. They are potentially horrifying. It's like the South Park episode with Jared from Subway Where he wants to give everyone in the US aids to help them lose weight. Oh, yeah, but he means aids like assistance Very similar thing. You think that guy's still working the subway thing? I think I just saw him in a commercial the other day And you think so too boy. I mean I just got creepin' things. How much money is that guy made? I the other day. I think so too. Boy, I mean, I just got creeped.

I'm like, what is that guy made? I have Jared. I don't know a lot probably. I just wonder like do the people who see him in the commercials now do they know what he's the spokesman? Oh, right. That's last your point.

Does he? Because they never show the picture. They don't like that anymore. I don't know. You never see the picture anymore. I don't think I've seen that a long time either. Yeah. He's just some dude now.

He's just Jared from subway. Can I tell you something that I do? You guys have seen sometimes I get on health kicks like this that a long time either yeah. He's just some dude now. He's just geared from subway. Can I tell you something that I do? You guys have seen sometimes I get on health kicks like this is what I'm going to turn everything around like today I bought fruit. Two days in a row you bought fruit for the office. I have. And then it's always like this business thing where I go into the grocery store and I buy

all this healthy stuff and it's going down the thing. It's always some girl checking me out and it's's clear, it's like fish, shaken, broccoli. All this stuff, she goes, wow, eat healthy, huh? You getting on a health kick? And it's like, I'm a big slob going through there. And I always feel like, just like, obviously, you need to leave a little way. Obviously, this your last about a week.

You know what she knows? She's like, you're almost here rolling your eyes. And I always say, actually, I've been on it for about a year now. I used to weigh 580 pounds and I'm down to this level. She's like, are you kidding me? You look amazing. So I go from like slop to like awesome. You're a guy. You read 10 out of round. This is only, you're seeing me. You're really part way to the blocks. You're determined. You're you're together.

By the way, your health check. I'd like to point out you should have been the office with fruit and bacon. That's true. And dude, jalapeno is the size of my face. Those things were huge. Yeah, they're amazing. It's like a meal. Which again, takes me off because you don't know what you're getting from a jalapeno. That's part of the fun though. It's awesome.

Yeah, it's a gamble. I don't even know. I guess so. A jalapeno in terms of he is both the lamest pepper and the most excruciatingly painful pepper ever. This is how we know the jalapenos are female. By the way, speaking of hot peppers, I bought some boot halokia peppers the other day. I have them at my house. How do you buy them? They sold them at Central Market. You're also known as the ghost children. Do they have warnings on them?

Yeah, they do. I love that they're dried. But they're still as hot at the show. Who's to get that chart? Do that chart? The Scoville? Yeah, and the ones that are like the top 10 or top nine or like the ones you're talking about.

Was it this one? What is the million scale? I think it's number one. It's number one. Yeah. Who? I'll opinion you say 8,000 scale folks. No, I don't know what I'm going to do with it.

It's just sitting there in a package at my house You see you it's waiting for me to get this way to drunk one night terrible terrible so So when they sell it is it already in a package? You don't just like have it out. No, it's an package Okay, yeah, that's what I was concerned about I put some of that powder on it and I went I was like it's a drive and I thought I wonder I wonder if it's still as hot And I was reading about it online and it's still just as hot and a lot of the videos of people Eating it on YouTube or they're eating the dried ones like the kid that we watch not too long ago

I cannot find that video that kid God the kid look like he's like he was eating One where there's like a girl Laughing at him and he's like I wonder where there's like a girl. You have to find that. You have to find that. Yeah, there's what you're laughing at him. And he's like, you have to fuck that video.

I don't know. I don't know. I just wanted to know. I thought he could find it. I would love to see it. Hey, so if you've asked me. Have you ever played any multiplayer reach? Huh?

I've been playing tons. I have not even thought about picking up Dead Rising 2. And a SIP V Gus. I mean, you and I were huge civilizations. I love SIP V. I've moved to the Xbox, though. Yeah. I like all of my gaming.

And it's only PC. If it was Mac, I would be playing it right now. You know, I've moved to the Xbox though. Oh my god. All of my gaming and it's only PC if it was Mac I would be playing it right now. You know, you know I've been playing a lot of a lot of reach multiplayer and I've also been trying to play through the doing solo campaign on legendary That is fucking tough. It is hard. It is I think I'm on long night of solace where I'm bored and covered It is tough. I hear other people talk about it and like oh, yeah, I took me far about I get angry here and about it Yeah, I don't want to hear five hours to do the the first level have you have you gone through it on legendary? Really I got I had a weird save game thing going on I got through level three

But then I had to stop Because the weekly challenge that week was to finish the campaign on heroic. Yeah, which would have worked had I finished the campaign on legendary in that week I knew I was gonna do it so I had to stop and start over heroic, okay, okay, you have was going to do it. So I had to stop and start over. I'm heroic. Okay. You have to. You have to. Roke of love. No, it wiped all my levels. Oh my God. It gives me a thing where like when you finish the level on legendary and I go back and forth on a memory stick between a couple of different Xboxes. So I might have just screwed up the way I say this. That's what I'm going to do that. It's just I'm always yeah, I'll turn around on the. That's that's

that's true. It's a perfect legitimate strategy. By the way, if you're playing in legendary and there's a whole horde of like covenant or whatever, you can run around them. Oh, yeah. I've done that so many times. I'm getting to be on this. Go right by. That's right. You can run around the Holy legitimate fucking hunters. I ran around 200. It is you in a tip of the spear. The ones at the last artillery gun. Oh, yeah, you can get around those guys. Yeah, I just I just kind of then for like 15 minutes in the drop ship Eventually come take it around the ones in pillar of autumn those guys. They will not open that door until you kill those things The main problem I have is like I always feel like I'm running out of ammo or weapons Well, I'm legendary. I mean it's just you know what's yeah, I'll be like what's left this fucking you know plasma pistol Okay, I'll make it work somehow. Yeah, they just you know what's fucking awesome about that game? Commendations. Yes, they are so addictive. Yeah, they are so fantastic

Commendations also really helped to build out the amount of CR you get from playing campaign So I don't feel necessarily like I'm falling behind by playing campaign instead of matchmaking Although I feel like you do get more in matchmaking anyway I got I got I got most of my CR playing campaign maybe not a minute for a minute. I think I should get more in the campaign. I get most of my CR playing campaign. Maybe not a minute for a minute. Yeah, maybe a minute. Yeah.

I have an onyx combination from campaign, actually. Nice. I didn't know they went that high. I don't know what's after that. Because it has a progress bar. What did you get in products? I think that one thing, actually, from what I can tell is once you get to onyx, you stop getting CR

for doing that thing. I think you mentioned tell is once you get to Onyx you stop getting CR for doing that thing. I think you mentioned what combination did you get? Onyx. Oh, killing enemies with a heavy weapon. I don't know what it's called, but yeah. He found a place where he could grind something. Yeah, I wanted to see. I was trying to find, we need to unlock helmets for characters forever's blue.

Yeah. So I was looking for ways to get like fine places to get CR so that we can unlock like I mean, you've got to be a problem for reverse blue production. Yeah, and he showed it to me and said look at this place I find I get all the CRs like wow, that's pretty cool and and you know Jeff makes videos that show you how to do cool stuff in video games But we made decision. Let's not oh, I wouldn't put it out. Yeah, no, yeah, but I mean it's first very specific I mean, you probably I mean you probably know the better than I do But it's like some of the things like the the extra weapon boxes and stuff that are in places. That's great I mean there's so much in that game. I just put a video out about that. Yeah, hidden ammo cash on pillar bottom Your on X commendation is splash damage. Is that what it is? Yeah, as I was called you're at on X on that one

Okay, and that's another cool thing I look you up on Bungie dotnet. That's another cool thing about that game. Fucking me net updates. Intent if we if we if we could control the data flow with like the national budget as well as Bungie controls the data flow With like statistics on region Halo 3 and Halo 2. I mean we'd have no problems. It's true I mean it's just like the amount that they can control and you know what's going on. Yeah play I play Halo next to with be net up on my laptop next to me so that as soon as I'm not matchmaking round is over I can switch over to BeNet and see how many more CRN need to get to the next level.

I mean it's like you are level of account more than three I think. You barely made it. You got a long way to go. We should put Bungie in charge of the national budget. Well they are they do have seven steps to taking over the world. So there we go. That might be one of them. One of the statistics apparently is they've got this shit. I've seen their new office. We don't want them in charge of the budget. Keep out of that. Keep away from that. That place is amazing. And we ended up with the city halls that have you know fully automated turrets In a robot butlers

Well, I mean I don't think I'd say is that I'm always amazed at how Balanced every level of the campaign difficulty always is like yes legendary is excruciatingly difficult, but it doesn't feel like bullshit. It's fair It doesn't feel like right like for instance If you played called duty world a war on veteran that game just fucking sheets. I mean, it's like it It's like the thing about the reigning of grenades where it's just like there's no people around me to throw they will spawn grenades They'll spawn them next to you I I hung out in a bunker in that game inside of a fucking metal bunker with no looking at the door and Gnaves were spawning behind and they know I, yeah, they literally like, obviously it appears in your pocket. Yeah, how they get my pocket? Is the world at war that did that?

Yeah, the world at war that did that. It was hard. It beat me to death. I couldn't. I couldn't. I hate it. The one issue I have with legendary difficulty is sticking an elite with a plasma does not kill them. That's true. Yeah. It's like you have to stick them. Then you have to go in and melee one another time. Those golden leads are fucking assholes about that. I mean, that's a cool thing about Reaches. How bad. I'm so happy that elites are back as their enemies in the game.

Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, there's something about the elites that are way more, the way more terrifying than the Brutes feels like Halo one again, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I really, it's excellent change to go back to that. Yeah, I guess there's only a couple of Brutes you run into in campaign. I'm trying to think back about it. Yeah, it's on's only a couple of roots you run into in campaign. I'm trying to think back about it. Yeah, it's on the, when you're evacuating, you have a fun level.

Yeah, it's a good one. What, what do you, what do you guys like to play in matchmaking? You know, I'll tell you, I gotta be honest, you know what I don't, the only level that I don't like is hemorrhage. And I feel like the fuck out. Yeah. Because I feel like that level is basically all vehicles. Whoever gets the edge on vehicles, that is the end of the game.

When someone, like, and then the game's decided, like, to me, a lot of the games I've played, it's like, it's like within the first 45 seconds. It's basically whatever tank gets the edge over the other tank, that's what you want. If you can sprint though, I mean, you can catch a vehicle and board it. I think him or just a great level, but I will say I played big team swap on him or just the other day and that sucked because it was like spawn dead It's very bond dead. It's very bonded. Yeah, I'm telling you that that level. I was never very good at Swat and Halo 3, but I feel like I've really got the hang of it. Oh, it's great. Yeah, I really like I'm really getting into it

I can't tell you why I hated the battle rifle in Halo 2, in Halo 3, and Halo 2 made a switch to the battle rifle. I loved it. They went to the battle rifle and I couldn't sand it. Yeah, I loved it. The DMR is perfect. I love the DMR. I couldn't use the battle rifle six years.

I tried to use that. Same here, same here. And I can use the DMR. So, the DMR is the only weapon in the game for me. Really? It's all I want. Yeah, the DMR's fantastic. I wish that it had more ammo capacity

Like I had some 60. I was like, I wish I just had a few extra and rockets Extra ammo rockets long range scope. Do you guys play a lot of invasion? No, I actually play custom games with my kid on invasion with just the two of us playing I don't understand why headhors not more more popular. I love that game. I don't need any headhairs. I don't really big team headhairs. Awesome. Yeah, it's cool of skulls. It's just like moving around between the base. It's great. I'm paired DCL and like the other team was all like they decided they were all gonna be snipers. They all went to the top of the mountain. And so it was literally just like this giant pool of skulls

Float around and the other team. It was great. It was a blast. Nice. It is awesome. It's a lot of fun The crazy thing is now is that you can play all night and I mean you won't get a lot I played neutral bomb the the other day You just I didn't play that you never came up. There's so many game time. There's so many game types You don't need every time IT-B? Big team battle. Big team battle. I had something weird happen to me, like two or three days after reach came out, where I was just in match making playing, I think, just Team Slayer.

And one of the people, I was playing by myself, and you know, getting matched up with random people. One of the people on the opposing team was someone on my friends list. Like, we just so happened to end up getting matched up together. I've never had that happen. I've never had that happen.

And it was right after the game lost, I kind of imagined what the fuck it happen. I never had that happen. And it was right after the game lost. I kind of mad at what the fuck you're talking about. I'm sorry. I've had that happen a couple times, actually, which is really weird and new and another weird thing is that I remember I saw all these memories going back to Halo 2 and Halo 3 with people that you just kind of see here and there. Now it's like I'm seeing them again.

I don't know what it's great. It's great. I'm not sure what the logic is about matches people, but I love it. Have you guys had the pleasure of playing Rally yet? That's another awesome game to it. No, I've seen it, but it's had the pleasure of playing Rally yet? That's another awesome game type. No, I've seen it, but it's always voted. You should you should play it sometime.

It's a lot of fun. It's cool. It's a ton. You're not going to get a ton of CR for it, but it's so much fun to play. I spent nobody wants to play. I spent eight hours on Sunday building a custom map. Did you know it was the most fun I've had.

Yeah, it's I don't want anyone else to play it though, because you're going to get angry at me. I think it was a blast making making it man. It's great. I think that voting for the matches in the maps is so much better than vetoing Yeah, yeah, that system's really great and it feels like it really cuts down the load time again Bungie should be in charge of the national elections Speaking of load times if you haven't installed Reach to your driver or flash drive, you should totally do that. Absolutely.

It'll load so much faster once you install to hard drive. I do like the idea of being able to load none of the above in the list. That would be awesome. That would be awesome. Also, a whole two lists. While we're having a Reach love fest, also matchmaking fire fighters. Awesome. I have played a lot of that simply because I've always done this kick where I was going

to do every single daily challenge. And every single weekly challenge and I made myself stop. Because I got to break the streak otherwise I'll just get to the forever. I don't think I've really touched firefight matchmaking yet. The cool thing about firefight matchmaking is just like one set of like five rounds or whatever. And then it's over. So it's like seven minutes of firefighting and you're done. I thought you had to play through the whole thing. No, no, no. If you play, I'll start playing that. No, it's really fun. So you just get like that fire fight experience. I feel like I've had a a giant experience that reach so far

And I haven't even played fire fight really. I mean, yeah, what's the game is fucking massive Usually I have a hybrid where you play fire fight, but while you're playing fire fight You're building up some kind of thing in the last run as you fight the other people in fire fight Oh, you fight the other fire you can have like a fight the other spot where you could have like a competitive firefight where you're each defending like kind of like warlords. Well they are defending your own little territory. They were like, they were like, they were like, they were like, they were like, they were like, they were like, they were like, they were like, they were like, they were like, they

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But it has little king of the hill areas essentially they spawn and you can't be killed as a survivor while you're in that area And then they change but they go away Run to the next Zombies don't understand and they all coming up and trying to kill me. It's like They can't see they can't see they're trying to Usually They can't see, they're trying to do it. But they don't understand, usually. Maybe the kind of timing. It's always a learning curve. No, there's a big timer on top of it.

You can see it like counting down. It would be kind of fun if the zombies couldn't see it. That would be interesting, right? And all of a sudden the survivors start moving. Like you don't know. I am just chicken, anyway, comes to infection. Because all of the survivors like to go in one area in a corner and just shoot stuff as it approaches.

I stay away from that group. I go off in a corner somewhere by myself and don't shoot anything. Which is stupid because I don't get any points but I survived. What's the goal? Do you want to fucking live? If you're a last man standing on your chart as a zombie. That was something I didn't understand about Halo when I first started playing. It wasn't like the plus minus kill ratio or I lived the longest. It's no how many people did you kill right you know I mean that's what's bad it's like you've got to go out but no again if you're playing infection

the name of the game should be I got to live last last main standing should be an achievement it seems like it should be it's a you get a commentate or not a commentate you get an award for it yeah yeah whatever that's worth and then those add up to Jack of all trades, which is a combination So what is Jack of all trades just getting medals? Yeah, anytime you get a medal Okay, that counts like as one to Jack I wasn't able to forget that out of my own I have to do a Google search to figure it out Sorry, I'll be right back. That's all right. Where's the paper? So Gus how's it going? Good. I was going good until people spill coffee in my office.

Yeah, in your brand new carpet, in your brand new office. Yeah. How are you going to do? Go upstairs and spill coffee in Joel's office. I was thinking, I for an eye. Well, I'll just play the dump game where we take dumps upstairs in a bear toilet instead of ours. We stink up the upstairs instead of dumpers. That sounds like a great idea

Nothing we're good are you scheming no no We're totally not scheming at all. Hey, um, did you see the other a couple days ago on the site? El Naya had a journal that talked about how I guess the Canadian Supreme Court has struck down their prostitution laws What what are their prostitution? what are what are their prostitution i guess so essentially now prostitution and decriminalized in canada why i don't you know i don't know what's going on it's not that the different regions different so there are one

and prostitution are decriminalized in i'm sorry we've got the toronto supreme court it was it was that the kind of the supreme court it was a toronto judge is struck down the laws okay so judge in toronto has made a decree for the whole nation, is that what you saying? Yeah, I think it was a superior court judge and uh, struck it down. Has decriminalized that judge must have been a horny. Decriminalized prostitution and marijuana or just prostitution. But the mayoral, I'm marijuana is largely decriminalized in, well right. That's the thing. It's just like don't ask don't tell her whatever like don't care I take it back the ruling is only binding in Ontario see very confusing yeah yeah and how much your tickets to

Ontario did you guys know that uh I think it was in 2001 Portugal turned off all their drug laws essentially they just they just repealed all their drug laws 2001 2001 and it said absolutely no negative repercussions on their society at all. We're interested. Well what is this prop 19 in California? Are they voting to make marijuana illegal in California? Are they? Yeah, they're apparently there's a vote coming up in the next few months where if prop 19 passes marijuana will be legal. of going on. I would say that once the state government run out of money, they're no longer allowed

to pass any laws. Prop 19 legalizes. They're deemed that they're not worthy. Various marijuana-related activities allows local government to regulate these activities, permits local governments to impose and collect marijuana related fees and taxes, and authorizes various criminal and civil penalties.

Weird. Does legalization, penalties. No? Weird. Does legalization, essentially legalization. Interesting. Does it, do you get a sense that it's going to pass? I have far, what I know. What am I doing uphole? Jeff, do you think it will pass? I hope so.

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You think about Manhattan you think about all those people and you totally and you think there's more people there than there are in the rest of the state No, no and it is that is a hillbilly state outside of New York city Well, that's it every every every state is a hillbilly from Alabama all right I'm I I know these people do you see the video of them but my ex-wife's from upstate New York and that is like that is a hit as way more like trying not to be insulting way more uh... on racist and hill believe in my experience going up in alabama a kid really wow how do you make a judgment about group of people and then the term racist i mean

all this group of people there's so terrible they make judgements of other people because i'm an american that's what about man the people are also prejudicial. I shouldn't even say this on the podcast, because I'm very protective of it. But great zombie city, Buffalo, New York.

I read a thing the other day, they use no, their whole infrastructure comes from hydroelectric power from Niagara Falls, essentially. Oh, nice. And from the rivers up there, that they would be fine. They wouldn't need anything, totally self-sustaining. Did you know, you know, unless the zombies were Russian and they did a tactical strike, no industry or commerce in that way. On their power. Getting power from Niagara Falls to Buffalo is the big reason that we use

alternating current to as transmission lines instead of direct current in the United States. What? Because I guess at the time they were implementing this hydroelectric power, they couldn't transmit it over long distances using DC because the lines would get too hot and melt. So they had to use alternating current to be able to get power to Buffalo. And now as a result, the legacy we use AC still to this day. How does Gus know that? Fing Buffalo. How do I know about the guy who got zapped by the particle accelerator? But Monty doesn't know that the mailman will take mail from your mailbox We have a new hobby is finding out what the younger guys in our company don't know I think if you pulled Gavin and Monty in Brandon And I'm guessing Kerry I don't talk Kerry is quiet enough

He doesn't speak in jams. If you put all the stuff that they don't know together, they collectively don't know everything. Like, everything, everything you could possibly know. Collectively they're an infant. You know the tower of Babel? They're like the whole. They're like, that they took the rocks out to make the tower of Babel. And I'd have to explain this joke to them because they don't want to know what that is. They were the pit that was used to make the tower of Babel and I'd have to explain this joke to them because they don't want to know what that is. They were the, they were the, they were the pit that was used to make

the material to build the tower of Babel. They, Brandon didn't know what a vice is. He'd never heard of it. We said we were finished. He was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was That bread has calories You can eat all the bread Because he had started this brain in two I'm like why he's hiding you're eating bread he goes yeah, I mean bread. I mean tons of bread You're eating bread. I go this one Why just bread I go look it up because tons the words in the English. Why, I just breathed. I go, look it up, because it tons of calories. There's information printed on the fucking package. This is known to the state of California

to kill people if you eat it. Oh, that's awesome. If I were to head to town. We were shooting a short for immersion the other day. By the way, we're shooting more immersion shorts. People have been asking about that. And I had to iron my lab coat, and I wanted to get it really crisp. And because if I'm going to iron something, and I want to get really crisp and stay not wrinkled,

is there something I could spray on it? Yes. What is that called? Star-ch. No, not a clue. Brandon had never heard of it before. And didn't know what star-ch was. That's how we were assholes.

Because he didn't know what star-ch was. We're not at the point where it's like, if I'm going to ask him to get something, and I think he might not know what it is because he's just never experienced in life, I say, hey Brandon, I question, hey what's that stuff you spray? I don't know, when you're ironing them, he goes, I don't know, water. Water. The other day Brandon came, you and I were talking and he goes, hey Bernie, can you, next time you're out, can you give me one of those things that goes in the hole that's behind the hole? I need to do a thing and I need the thing from the hole. Did you really say that?

Yeah, I'm not going to blame it. I'm going to blame the hole behind the hole. Yeah, because he can figure out what he's talking about. That was like, what plug? No, and see if he goes figure it out. I need a hole because I need a thing that goes in the hole because I want to screw it. That's exactly what he said. You know, a wall anchor?

Yes, a wall anchor. Okay, he made a wall anchor. Congratulations, you're not gonna show it is Definitely thought you guys like this actual secret word is wall anchor Which animals have tails Hey, listen, I don't want to give the impression that brain is dumb Oh Hey, listen, I don't want to give the impression that brain is dumb Brandon is an awesomely smart very diligent hardworking person

He just hasn't run into see forget that we're these old foxes who have like been Beat down by life and we try to experience deal with all this shit and he just hasn't had to go through that yet This is like the time I look grocery shopping with Ben and I asked him to go get a lemon and he didn't know what a lemon was I know what color a lemon was Did he come back with a line? He had a conversation around like it's a fucking lemon. He's like what does it look like? I was like there's there gonna be a lot of lemons and ink. Well how does that? I don't even know. I mean it's so I'm gonna have someone as the toilet. I mean it's not heard. Are there no lemon trees up there? If someone said to me I don't know heard other lemon trees up there.

If someone said to me, I don't know what a lemonade I wouldn't know how to even go. If they said to you, we want tea and biscuits. Could you even get a finger at out? You wouldn't go, what is a bit, you wouldn't come back with dog biscuits. If I said to you, do you know what lemonade is? If someone said no, okay, then I think, okay, they just want to fight or something. They were trying to like, they just want to fight or something They were trying to like We're trying to aid you on

Prove you something else is happening kind of like that night We asked you to order pizza for the office because we were working late and you ordered a medium fucking pizza for nine people You ordered a medium pizza and bread sticks We're fucking nine people. What are you talking about? I remember it was at the old office. I think we were working on... I have never been to a reconstruction.

We were gonna re-creation. Re-creation? Yeah. You don't remember this? No. We ordered one medium pizza and breadsticks. I really like that. That's it.

Is this one of those conversations that we have about like, people in the office are talking to you. It's weird, God you did. It's late at night, we're all working late and like people are like fucking asshole Here I have no record like time People have sent to the office of We're like it's almost have done so he never had to order pizza like Clearly, Joel doesn't want to ever order pizza for the company. Yeah, it's okay

You've never been asked to order pizza again since then. Yeah, I can't believe you don't remember doing that. I can't imagine me ordering something from Domino's and not getting the lava cakes. That doesn't make sense. It might have predated lava cakes. Yeah. Hey guys, nothing predates lava cakes. Why don't we get serious for a second, okay?

We don't have a sponsor on this podcast We want to throw out a free sponsorship to the dominoes lava case I don't know what who the guy at Domino's that came up with that But this guy like need to stat you in front of the building. Can I can I add on to that? Please if that doesn't work out for us I would like to be sponsored by the Philly cheesesteak stromboli from Double Dave's right wasn't I yeah? No, no, it's it's it's evil. Double Dave is the local place so nobody can get that. But yeah, if I could get a lava cake delivered via Amazon Prime

and then get an achievement for eating it, I would be dead in probably two weeks. Crab, I guess. It's like no matter what time for sure you have it at also it's phenomenal. Like you can get it like hot or you freeze it, it's fucking great. It's fucking great. You're gonna find out there's something in it that kills people and they'll be able to to get a shiner to powder.

It probably, probably stem cells. It probably stem cells. It probably stem cells. It's so great. It's so delicious. Mmm. Why do I have another tongue? Seriously, the brand isn't an idiot. What is it stem cells? I'm so it's like just it's the base

Like constructor for all the different cells in your body, right? It's like a cell that can become any other cell Right, they can become you know special. I haven't specialized. Yes. I mean obviously it's a very it's from one of a Plotical plethora sensitive topic because You know where it comes from, right? You certainly know where it comes from. Well, can't they get a lot of different places? And one of the things is they, I think there's an overriding fear they're gonna get it from somewhere,

like they're gonna get it from unborn babies, not fetuses, right? When you get it from skins, you can get it from skin. When I, you can get stem cells from skin. You want stem, I can get stem cells from skin. Sensils by 3 p.m.

Are you, there was, there was a thing and you probably talked about this too, although you had your kid like, with some kind of like medieval midwife shit, whatever that was. Yeah, I went to a birth center. Yeah, well you had a midwife, right? Yeah, I knew that.

Damn, it's like, you know how much it cost? Two grand. Yeah, but it's your shit. Shit, shit, yeah. Everything's not great, but I would, I have to go to a hospital with Superbugs in it and stuff like that to have my kids with real doctors and not people who like trees and Fucking me to Jerome. Why do I have to play for?

With Tom Tom's, but did you have the option? Did you when you had your kids? There was some option to take umbilical cord blood. Gus, look this up. Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. And they can store it now They save it so like your kid can have his own like base umbilical cord blood. Gus, look this up. Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. And they can store it now They save it so like your kid can have his own like base umbilical cord blood like whoever started that business That's it there that's a genius because it's like it's gonna get to the point the future where not doing that is gonna be Unthinkable. There was there was a bit of Like another word if your kid like Lou was there because I guess also in addition to that the state of Texas was also taking every new Boren's stem cells and storing them without telling Really? Yeah, they would do they've been doing it for like 10 years. What how can they do that? That's I think people just found out about it. You know what? They don't know my kids stem cells

Burling center. What is that about the state is collecting people? That's creepy, dude I'll see if I can find it. I don't remember I heard about it last year I'll hear it. I guess When people find out about it Yep, the state and I guess now they're gonna destroy all DNA samples They took it between the years 2002 and 2000. Did they have any Jeff? Did they say why they were thinking or anything? I don't remember. It's kind of a long I guess They said we don't remember It's kind of long. I just said that's what they said. We don't remember. It's kind of long story.

The story is that they were screening all newborns for 29 different birth defects, but then they didn't destroy the DNA. They just kept it. But who knows what who knows what's going on there? Here's see this is why it comes around. Okay, this is back to the thing I was talking about. Um, Biblical cord blood is blood that remains in the placenta and in the attached umbilical cord, branded what understand about five of these words, by the way. Attached umbilical cord after childbirth. Core blood, or cord blood, excuse me, is obtained from the umbilical cord at the time of childbirth

after the cord has been detached from the newborn. Cord blood is collected because it contains stem cells, including hemiotopetic cells, excuse me, spells, which can be used to treat hemiotopotic and genetic disorders. So if you have some weird genetic disorder or something, you'll have your own stem cell stored. Cord blood is, I think, the most popular way of collecting stem cells currently.

I think I could be wrong, though. I would imagine that a fair amount of the population, that if they were asked and they said, do you want to donate the stem cells from your cord blood and we'll even store some of it. Most people would say yes. Absolutely. There's like different sources of it. Sure, but to like have the government take it without your knowledge, that's, you know.

Well, that's the new thing now, right? With, it's just information, right? It's just coded information, your genetic cells or whatever. That's the now, it's like, we have the ability to collect all this stuff and it's like, well, let's just all collect it and maybe you will come up with a use for it. You know, we'll figure it out later. It's like, a lot of people, I took a gallon by that. A lot of people don't understand that that is your logged into Google and you're searching.

Why wouldn't they just keep a record of all your searches? Why wouldn't they do that? I think you can already do that. Like if you're signed into your Google account on YouTube, you can view your browsing history and see all those things that you've already watched while signed into that account. Yeah, you say browsing history, but you show YouTube search history in YouTube. So yeah, so I mean, they've got that at least. Right. Why wouldn't they keep it through Google? Like what you searched for and then what you clicked on. You know, again, it goes back to the thing

where it's like if we were people like, I just walked into Jeff's garage and took his lawnmower, theoretically, he could be like Joel stole my lawnmower. Like in the Google world, it's like, no, no, no, I didn't steal your lawnmower because you didn't say, I can't take it. You didn't say I couldn't. I didn't say that in that way.

Hey Jeff, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You didn't follow that way. You didn't say what Joel just said an allergy to get a Jeff I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't even follow that. You didn't even told what Joel just said. And how that relates to information technology. Joel, I think Joel is going to steal my lawnmower. Yeah. That's what I got of that.

Maybe, maybe, maybe I can already hear you. Maybe I already hear you. He may or may not get in trouble. Let's see if I can break this down. So that's like if I went to your house, Jeff, and I said, I'm going to steal your lawnmower. Okay. And then you said, you stole my lawnmower, and I said I'm gonna steal your lawnmower okay and then you said you stole my lawnmower and I said Google I'm appealing I'm gonna appeal what I said was recorded it's on audio I'm

gonna appeal to people are listening it made sense but we know they do that because AOL released all those search results a couple years ago. Remember? There was supposed to be anonymous. And there was supposed to be anonymous. I just looked, I guess if you're signing you go to Google.com slash history and it'll show you all the searches you made. So it's stored.

Yeah, it's right here. It's stored. I guess it's, I've got, today's and yesterday searches. Can I click back further? How? I got my August 31st searches here. Where are my August 2nd searches. Look, there they are.

I mean, people trust that Google bar. Like, I'm going to ask this thing any question I want to. And I'm not going to think about it, you know, but it's just a word. Like, all your stuff. And all of your information is directly to the insurance company. You imagine Brandon's search history, like how are babies made? You have like he'd be like it'd be like that PSA what am fire? How does he food? How does he food? Listen once again, brain is not stupid.

No, no. We just keep running into things that brain in for whatever reason doesn't know about. Now, brain has to be on the podcast next. It goes he has to. The search history is insane. I went I tried to find the oldest one I could September 18th 2007 No way which might be when we started This Google account That's fucking old that's a long history is there a way to turn that off? I don't know there's gotta be in this I see you can remove items I guess there's it. There's gotta be a way to disable it and surprise it hasn't come up in court yet. I'm sure maybe it has search history of

whatever hasn't come up in court. Not our court, y'all. It's like we have to go find a checkbox, we have to appeal to Google to not do I'm slamming the table. I can't fashion it. You have to appeal to Google and find a checkbox. You have to be proactive and make it happen. It's not like Google has to ask you. Right. Yes. They're doing it. Like, so Google is taking a lot more. This morning, my grads is longer and Google is taking a lot more. Facebook's girls now is apparently, hey, check your privacy settings every couple of weeks because we're gonna see. No, no, no, no no we've made a comic about that a while back because

now god that was my subtle comic plug I mean it's just like that and now it's like credit card it's like it's like congress has to take actions to like regulate how credit card statements are it's gonna be like it's eventually gonna be the same thing with like online policies. In other words, it's just like... Can I say something? Oh my god, this is fucking scary. Go for it. So like, I'm looking at searches here and it's not just my searches, by the way. It's any of you who are logged into YouTube, you know, using our account.

It's saving your searches. I see that a few days ago, someone searched for Boxy, viewed a video result, paused for at least three seconds with no click. It has like detailed information about what you did when you clicked on these pages. That was probably me. I was showing one of the guys here who boxy was. They hadn't heard of boxing. She was like a fortune internet meme that just kind of took off.

Yeah, but it's fucked up that it tells you that you paused for that length of time and that you didn't click, I guess on the add or whatever else was on there. Very interesting. You know what's burned that is that you sent that hilarious Google alert that came from 4chan We have Google looks like if somebody mentions Ruchu to you that shows up like what I didn't see that well Is it it was from 4chan and it said I really like the ending of revelation? Church had his happy ending and if you haven't seen revelation I was spoiling for you the end of reverse blue and this happened and this happened

I really liked it you know for a bunch of Mac fags, those guys are usually they're actually okay. Okay. Thanks, poor Chen. Thank you very much, poor Chen. That we will take our Mac fag comment. We'll run with it. So we should probably start wrapping things up here.

I know we got a lot going on here. Symbol is a fruit. He was just talking about stuff about regulating the way the credit card statements appear. I would say right now, I hate when stuff we all know is wrong and there's just jackasses in the world. They just do it. They're just going to do something the wrong way because they can and because no one has explicitly said you cannot do this. Like guys who like themselves on fire. Like no, no, this is I'm talking for gain for personal gain never being a moron. No, no, this is I'm talking for gain for personally, again, never being a moron.

The people who send solicitations that look like invoices or bill, those people should die. They should, those people should die. I think we got one of those this morning at our mailbox here. And it says real small, this is not a bill. This is solicitation, right? It looks like a frickin' bill. Oh, when it looks, it comes from the government. Yeah, I get one.

Like, now that I'm a new homeowner, I get one, they say, we we'll file your home, you know file your homestead exemption. Here's the form. Yeah You know send us for you dollars like you have to fucking do this you know what else you're gonna start getting to like Notifications that make it seem it's you have to paint your street number on your rock. I've gotten those yeah It's on your curb bullshit and the bill do it for $5 otherwise you'll go to jail I've gotten those I don't even have a curb. Yeah, I know this fake. Any of you did I'm sure it would have been destroyed by now. Yeah. How's all your house stuff going? You got your problem? No, thanks. Yeah, it took the replacing my sewer pipe was a half day job

They said we'll go in we'll do this and say you come out take a look at it. It'll be fine. Well, you need you knew. Yeah 15 days. Wow, it's so bad. It took 15 days. So Well, you need you knew 15 days That's not bad 15 days So multiple of 15 on the original estimate that's not a multiple of 30 not all 30 the best was that it It took them to it take them an hour to dig the whole The size of like a fucking meteor hit in your front yard and it was there for half a month Yeah, it was there for 15 days It was like a giant pile of dirt next to it. And then we had a month soon.

It's huge. You had like a swimming pool in your front yard for a long time. I would drive by your house all the time. It's a laugh and laugh and laugh. I go out of my way to drive by your house so that I could see that whole. It's like, what is that?

There's nothing going on currently. I'm knock on wood or something. The only thing that I have it replaced, I think, at this point, is the chimney. So I'm waiting for that to fall. Wow, come on, dude. Don't say that. It's going to fall into my ring.

It's going to fall in my fucking roof. So the... Maybe it'll kill me while I'm asleep. Save me the fucking misery. The 15 days. How many of the 15 days would you say they worked? Were they other solid? One.

It wasn't the plumber's fault. He kept trying to get the city to come out and close the permit It's like dealing with the board right where you can't pinpoint it down to like one guy or blame one guy It's always just this or it's that or some process or whatever which is that's like The permit guy won't come out today That's cloudy. It's like a podcast whoever's not there. It's their fault. Yeah, and they did something stupid So just how many permits did you have to end up getting to do that? Which by the way typically requires no permit That you require one one thing I took for dear Lord and why was it for?

One I had to close an old permit that was still open to the actual permit I needed three a special permit to connect the new pipe to the old pipe Because for the my pipe ran under my neighbors fence fence. Okay, this is, this is it, like this is why I don't wanna buy a house. I do it, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Don't do it, don't do it. Don't buy, just, no, no.

Just try. I don't have to, I don't have to do one of those permits. The plumber took care of the rest of them, thank God. Take, take your house money, put it into AAPL. Do or AMZM. I have a new philosophy. Or CRM. About that, like, people are talking about taxes now. I say don't don't own a house and

Let's not have taxes on income. Let's tax money that you have like you save at the end of the year So just just tax wealth essentially accumulated wealth that way everybody just spends all their money all the time That's the only way to keep the system going at this point. Just everybody constantly. Wow that is actually way to keep the system going at this point. Just everybody constantly swam. Wow, that is actually... That is the opposite of Japan. That would be like, that would keep, like, Japan on that 20 years ago, they would have been

no problem, no recession for them. I mean, why do we need investment if everybody is constantly spending their money? Then it really is a fine market. No need to invest, because you're just opening a store and just like, you're just going to have a rent. It comes up to your house, so like, have you spent your daily allotment this month? Let what's your crap? Let's go Did you buy a new iPhone?

Everybody would have had jobs because everybody would be spending money here we go Why are we letting money just take? 2016 I wonder if anyone's actually ever like thought about that model I've never heard that idea. That's crazy. I've never heard any of this. Why are you saying?

Keep your money. That's how you know the big stagnated money. I love it. I love it. Exactly. Vote for me for the economy dinner. Or vote for single flag CTF on Himmrich. All right, you.

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