Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #89

Episode Date: November 24, 2010

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnet and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-octane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnet, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, streaming now on P-Cock. I'm not a fan like you. I'm not an actor. I'm a big fan like you, but I got that wrong tape. Oh, I'm getting a lot of awesome beginning to the podcast. Thank you so much Griffin nice big young It was very it was called music. Obviously very excited to be here. Are we inconvenience? No, no, no, the music is sleepy listen Griffin's too big for us now She was on the she was number one on Reddit all night. So she's she's moved on to bigger and better things I'm just thinking about that poor guy. How many hours he spent learning to play guitar

Learning to sing honing his craft and making that song riff and shits on his dreams I said girl girl just yon Music I guess what he know what he was doing He was doing it like nice little sleepy song. He wasn't trying to be a high energy, like wake you up kind of music. I don't think I've ever heard an artist say, I'm going for sleepy. Yeah. I knew what I was doing. I'm very sorry.

I'm going to knock these girls out. They call them, they call my music grow hypnal rock. Can I ask you, why are you throwing knives this morning? I'm not throwing knives. I was trying to handle my knife and I turned it into a juggling act and then I realized why am I trying to catch a knife that I'm fumbling around and so I just let it go and then it fell to my feet. But it didn't stab anything. So mission accomplished. There you go. My pocket knife is gross. It's like got a bunch of stuff all over it. I tried blood and DNA. That would be cool. No, it's got just gunk over it. I tried blood and DNA.

That would be cool. No, it's got just gun gun. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what I did with it. No, gross. Trying to clean it. Griffin was looking at me like, well, watch you. We try to clean my nash.

Who brings a nash, like he bring you nash. Who brings a nash to a podcast? I can't make any video at all today. I'm just sitting next to him. You're in a stabbing range. You know, I used to be we were talking about yesterday I used to be able to carry my knife on a plane because the blade was the rule was it has to be smaller than your palm and

Now that's completely gone. I think there was an actual measurement right was like two or three inches That's that's what I remember too was like a rule of thumb that was smaller than your palm I was wondered like Andre the giant must be able to carry a fucking machete on a plane Okay, Bowie knife. Yeah, yeah, like minute bowl all than your palm. I was wondered like Andre the giant must be able to carry a fucking machete on a plane. It's true. It's a boey knife. Yeah. Like a minute bowl. I mean, I honestly, I've wondered if the giant wanted to cause trouble on an airplane.

He wouldn't really need a knife. He's true. You could just take a dump. Everybody want a peanut. Can I start with the, you think there's a guy who's so big that if you saw him at the gate, you would actually be nervous Based on his size to be on a plane with him like under the giant seems like he's too big for a plane I would be nervous that that person would sit next to me knowing my luck

But that that person bought one ticket and they're gonna fucking spill over to every seat in that row But you have ever been on planes uh where the the plane is so empty. Yes, I know that they'll ask you like They'll redistribute the weight on the plane to be like so could you move to the right the planes will to left heavy i wonder if on the giant of a plane if they'd be like uh... use seven rows now have to move to the left yeah to send any of those lots

yeah we're a little giant heavy on the right you know i don't have a problem when they do that rebalancing the plane the problem i've got is that they don't try to hide what they're doing. Right. They actively tell you, oh, we're trying to distribute the weight more evenly on the plane by putting more people on the left side. I want that abstracted from me. Yeah. I don't want to know that. Like that it's that delicate. I guess the pilots have to go on or pull in a little bit to the right. Let's be a big headwind. It should also be a requirement that if the captain ever comes on the PA system and says the plane had it were we're waiting because we have the mechanical crew out here and they're working on a problem

force. They should take exactly what the problem is. I agree completely. Like you want to hear it's a windshield wiper. Yeah. You know, you don't want to hear it's a hydraulic leak or something like that. We're going to give us an extra can of hydraulic fluid or I have to put it in mid-flight. It's the first time I've ever worked with this co-pilot. It turns out we need to have a lot of fly the fucking way It's never come up before we both been winging it Okay, so that's terrible, but that pilots a shitty comedian He's got to do like the anyway, so you were number one on reddit Griffin your left-for-dead door

Congratulations, we were company one. We were. The recent T-Pay and Predator. I was number one on Reddit. Well, I mean, now she says we, we, we, we. No, I made it, but I mean, I would never have made it if it hadn't been asked to make it by y'all. How long did it take you to make that door? It's hard to say because we've had so much work, like production work that I've been

working on, like costumes, props, sets, that kind of thing. So I would start working on it and then like we'd end up, we'd have to, we'd film something so I'd be busy all day doing that. So it's hard to say exactly how long it took. But it took you about three weeks. Yeah, but if I broke it down, it would probably have only taken like three days. Okay. Two or three days. You're very inefficient. Is what I'm hearing? Apparently. Like, like most employees at most jobs, you got to stretch out your work over as long as the period of time is possible to make it look like you're busy. One time I was really worried about being efficient, but it was like a contract job and I blew through it so fast. But then I only get paid for a few days of work when I could have just done it, not been impressive and gotten a lot more money out of it. So everyone

in my list was like, so is that what you're doing with us? No, I feel like Scotty from Star Trek. If it's a contract gig, aren't you incented to finish it faster? But this is when I was younger and I was working hourly. I didn't make it. Contract. Yeah. Interesting. It was like a temporary job that was being paid hourly for.

And I should have been smarter about it. What was the job? I think I was driving rake. What is happening? What do you know? You were driving a rake? It's like a small combine. Oh, OK.

Like, you're like farm work. Yeah, I was in farm work. What were you raking? Hey, or some kind of it was hey Grass no it was great. It was we there's a lot of grass seed in Oregon. So I think it was a grass seed field I think you're a lot a lot more of a man than I am No, I grew up in the country. So yeah, that's the kind of jobs. I were no, I agree with Jeff When a farmer decides to grow hay has he just given up that's it like do the other make fun of them? It's like yeah, I just grow hay. That's all I do. I don't know about that, but I do what some I think he's very important. Yeah, my grandfather grew up

He had a bunch of like cows and horses. Yeah, you got to feed the animals So it was like it was like you don't have that initial thing. We don't eat okay, but let's be honest here I mean really isn't he just dry plants. I mean, really, isn't he just dry plants? I mean, he's not a fancy word for just stuff I cut down and let dry out. I would rather be seen for like tobacco or anything. I would rather eat beef than corn. So I respect the hay farmer more than the corn farmer.

You would rather eat beef than corn. I agree. So the hay farmer is like, well, they're at number one in my, in my list. They feed corn. They feed them corn. They feed corn's number two, that's like right. I think they're also.

It's even worse. They feed them corn feed them corn feed them corn feed them corn that's inedible to humans and it gives them these weird holes in it anyway so what? yeah cows eat grass, grass is inedible to humans maybe you tons of animals eat stuff that's inedible to humans

well the thing is cows are designed to eat grass so it doesn't create these weird and intestinal dysfunctional like whole things that they have to like they outen with antibiotics cow-divered yeah the substandard corn that they feed to cows it's like hurting the cows and there's nothing worse than when you get a bad cow and test and sandwich yeah yeah I really can't stand those

but it doesn't seem like the overall purpose of a cow is to take things that are inedible and turn them into tasty meat I mean that is the exact function of a cow and refreshing milk do you like we eat grass by proxy, right? Because cows eat the grass and then we eat the cows. Yeah. I think speaking of milk, I think I read an article this week that talked about these guys who developed a machine for use on dairy farms that automatically milk cows.

Like when cows want to be milked, they walk up to this machine, the machine milks them, then when they're done, the cows walk away on their own. It's like an autonomous milking machine. I hope there's a lot of warning signs around that machine. So you don't actually stumble into its grasping area. Just don't, whatever you do, don't get drunk around the machine. Or listen to our intro song from this week.

Give it a lot of pain. How many, I guess farmers, there's not a lot of YouTube videos that are pranking where like they take a dude, like they push him near the machine or, like they bring the machine into his room when he's sleeping. Yeah, good job. But what are my favorite, like, first things I ever saw from Japanese TV

was Gus showed me a video where, it was one of these Japanese prank shows and they would go into the rooms where people were sleeping, like normal citizens and they would go into the rooms where people are sleeping like normal citizens and they would wheel a cannon in their room while they're sleeping and they would fire this cannon in their bedroom and people who are freaked to fuck out.

That's awesome. Do you remember that guy? I remember that guy. I think it was you who showed to me. It was you who were raised. That's it. No, that's great. That was definitely me.

You know me and my love for Japanese videos that you sometimes love and sometimes hate. Wait a funny experience with that where somebody recounted telling us their favorite video, which was your favorite video of the chairs rocking down, rocking down the ski slope and definitely we're less than impressed. We were nonplushed. Yeah. We were nonplushed. What does that mean? Nonplushed. You're negative. That's been your word lately like this week you said it several times That's true. Did you read it somewhere recently? I get reminded of that. No, wow look at this. No, no, I'm not saying you don't want to be around I said for someone said it in four years. No, you said it to me yesterday. I did not I swear that you said What are you doing the number and every goddamn thing I say? I'm sorry that I listen to you

You can't you know what you should learn to remember? How about this you guys want to you guys want to hear a funny story about how we started our day off today? Yes This conversation has me very blessed by Double plus grip and an eye play a funny game every morning Where when we I Yeah, every night before we go to bed. I set the awesome new alarm system We have in our house. Thanks for the break in that I paid for and the awesome new alarm system we have in our house thanks for the break in that I paid for. And every night I set the house to home, which means we can walk around at the motion

sensors or off, but the doors are secured. And every morning I turn it off, or if Griffin gets up before me, Griffin just for whatever reason, ambles outside, and the alarm goes, beep, beep, beep, until I run out of bed and turn it off, I have 30 seconds to turn it off before the cops come. Well, this morning, she did it to me while I was in the shower so I didn't hear the beeping. I'm still getting used to it.

And still getting used to it. And so we got to meet our neighborhood police. No, yeah, awesome. I'm hoping they don't know. You still want to shower when you get to meet them? No, I refused. No, he was like, well, I don't know my clothes on, so you deal with it.

I'm like, okay. I'm not the one who said the fucking alarm off. I'm sorry Well, we should all try to remember that in the morning And it's not like you like you forget about the alarm yesterday too when you were like jumping over like object Did you know what no you made it? I made it. I made it you don't you don't really need to remember it You just have to know when it starts beeping. That's what that is But when you're outside it's hard to hear the beeping We don't know how do you go out the door?

Do you like go dive through a window or more? You open the door and it goes beep, beep. I'm very fast. No, because it does beep, beep, every time you open the door anyway. So you get used to that sound. But when you were in the room, you would be alarm. Oh shit, this is the first time we've left the house in the morning. Anyway, the beep.

I thought about it and I came back in, I'm like, oh yeah, the alarm's going off. Yeah. Anyway, I thought about it and I came back and I'm like, oh yeah, the alarm's growing off Yeah Monty does money. I'm not the same thing by the way We've had an alarm since we've had a business essentially and it's been set off. I think Six times by three different people total like the same people set it off more than once Have the police come out yet to check on it. Yes, they have two or three people were Joel They call every time Joel had the most amazing one because there's 45 seconds after you arm the alarm To get out the door. Yeah at the old office. You remember the one in Congress. Yes, the alarm is literally

I mean you could stand in the door and reach it. You could touch the door and the alarm easy. It's like 48 inches away from the door We never I never understood why we got a call from the alarm company that the alarm was going off. So I called the office and Joel was there. And you could hear the alarm still going off the background. I don't know how, but he set the alarm and couldn't make it two and a half feet out the door when I never got a straight story out of what he said. He just wasn't enough time. He was just like, he was very upset about it and said, look, it's just, it's hard. It's really hard. It's like, what's hard about it? It's like, I just, I can't talk about it. And I never figured out what happened.

It's not even a knob. It's a push bar. It was a push bar to get out that door. So it's not like you have to turn anything. You can't just walk to it. You can just lean up to the door, and it would open. The door's going to do all the work for you. I don't know if I've ever told this story on the podcast.

But I, Joel usually gets the office pretty early, at least at the old office he did. Yes. And I'm usually the first person in the office. but like Joel and I would switch back and forth. And so he would never know if he was the first person coming in or not in the morning, and he's very scared of that alarm. And so anytime I would get in the office first, and then I'd hear the front door open, I would walk over to the top of the stairs to see who's coming in, to see if it was

matter-jole. And invariably, anytime it was Joel, Joel would walk up to the alarm and stare at it Fixated for about I'm gonna guess two minutes And I would just see like how long is he gonna stare at that alarm? Hey, I don't know what he's waiting for waiting to see if it's gonna go off or if he has to push a button But it would take him a good two minutes to realize that he wasn't the first person coming in and that there was somebody The alarm wasn't gonna do anything because obviously somebody else was upstairs and I would just be like Joel everything okay here you go yeah that was pretty good

that alarm were played and as you trick on you though too because the downstairs alarm pad was wireless and so you'd have to kind of turn it on you'd have to hit one button first to it on, and then do your business with the alarm and turn the alarm off. But then the thing with the keypad down there would shut itself off, and it would shut itself off with a beep. So you think everything was okay, you'd be walking up the stairs and halfway up the stairs, which was exactly the amount of time it took to shut it down to save its batteries, you'd hear me. Like it's like fucking with you. It was just fucking with you. I was just trying to get away. But the same thing too, Whenever I'm in the office alone, I always, and when I'm leaving and someone else is the only person

left that I'm leaving, I always set the alarm that lets you, it arms all the outside stuff, you know what I mean? So it sets the alarm. And I do that for money all the time. And when I was sleeping at the office during crunch that during that period, I had the same thing where I'd go over and it seemed like they'd come in and they'd be proplotted, they'd see me in there, but the alarm would be, you know, queuing them to turn it off.

And it was always like, Joel would be like, what's happening? Am I still sleeping? I think those of us who spend a lot of time in the buta office were used to that, though. With the cats, we had to, with Finch the cat, we had to always leave the alarm on, but the motion sensor off. Right. Part of the reason why we had to get rid of the cat is so we can have motion sensors. Our cats don't set it off. ours is rated for a large dog. Oh, so we get a dog motion sensor. So you give a little information on the cat. Yeah, you're telling people to train cats to rob your house. That's all the information we need. If you can train a cat, then maybe you deserve

it. A cat or a two year old. I you can train a cat then maybe you deserve it. A cat or two year old. I saw this, you know, we lived by that Sherrywood coffee house in Austin. Yeah. And the other day I was driving by it and I saw a giant trailer that said like cat crabats and I guess it was like this troop of acrobatic cats that tore around, you know, doing acrobatics. It, that sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. It's, I think it's the opposite. I think it sounds like the coolest thing ever,

but we found out through some other friends of ours who also wanted to go, that the cats don't do like trapeze artists shit. It's literally like walking a straight line. Well that's for cat, you know, I mean, it's kind of impressive. It's not fun to watch. Yeah, actually, but I had another friend say that it was was cool and that she saw it with her daughter and that it was cool. Oh really? Yeah. There's some controversy over the cat. But then he would know as you can take this one to YouTube. There's only one return for cat. I'll have to see if I can find some better links for the link dump on that. Oh, speaking of getting back to security and knives, did you guys see the

Adam Savage post on Reddit about the blades or whatever that he got like that they searched him but they didn't they missed like his I don't know like fit long blades. His 12 inch blades. Can I tell you guys a funny story about that? Hmm. When Gryffin's left for dead door or when the Ruchertieth left for dead door hit Reddit last night we were right behind Adam Savage who we all met a couple of weeks ago and was a really really nice guy. He's really cool, and I had nice conversation with him about books and stuff nice guy. I don't have a strong opinion Griffin was Like them Griffin was spent the entire night refreshing Browser is going fucking Adam Savage. I gotta get ahead of him

I gotta get ahead of him fucking Adam Savage as soon as I get oh You know, and then you like it was like you won the fucking world series when your news post popped is yeah wait it may be sound lame another rock and night at the Ramsey house yeah I was pretty fresh you read it you did very naturally bring him up suddenly during the podcast that's true no because I actually thought it was kind of interesting I've been into the whole TSA business and it was just want the invasive service. Are we making fun of Griffin? Can I go? Yeah, go ahead.

We went out the other night. We had some guys in town. We actually, can I be coy about this? They were doing a week of team ups with another internet group, another video, starting group, starting Monday. Yeah, Monday, we're doing a series of videos with some other guys that we really like online. Yes.

And so they was their last night in town, and we were trying to decide where to go, and Griffin decided to pick the place, which was, what's the place, Spiderman House? Spiderman House. Spiderman House, so it's a coffee house. Where are you at, Brendan? It wasn't that I decided to pick a place.

It was that we were all done shooting, and I was like, hey, do you guys want to get a drink after this? They're like, yeah, that sounds good in those days. They said, they said, they specifically, we want to get some booze, but we're also kind of hungry so we can go somewhere that has booze and food. And I know that one of the people involved it does not drink so I was like well it's

where's the place we can go and still hang out and it's not just a bar and there's food. So and I remember you weren't even there Bernie. I wasn't there. I wasn't there. I had to go to a third graders play and so I had to step away from production and go back later and so I was meeting up with these guys. So we go to Spiderman House and it's a coffee house but you have to park about eight blocks away from it and walk because the Spiderman House does have bad parking. Well it's also right by the campus which has notoriously horrific parking.

In fact everywhere you go there's like a billion signs of where you can park and when you can park you know during a like a lunar solstice you know on a Friday then you can park in the spot from 6 to 7 at PM. So we go to this place. You would have loved it, guys. I wish you to come out and come do it, because essentially, we were drinking coffee in the hollowed out fuel cell lodge of an airplane, like that was cut in half,

and then there were fire dancers all around us. Nice. And they were like juggling firey balls and like occasionally dropping them and they were rolling over to us and things like that. So it looked a lot like the California Dreaming set from the two-pock video. You missed it. Actually, you left right before this really cute girl with a flaming hula hoop started. And she dropped her hula hoop and it almost hit Brandon's girlfriend. Like it was like a foot away from her head. So what you're describing is an awesome night. It sounds like you showed those people who

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We're really hungry. I was like, Bernie wants to drive 45 minutes to go. Also, also, as much as you're trying to make me seem like an asshole who will be here because I suggested we go to Spiderman House, then you piped in. You just, I would, I sent you a text to be nice. I was like, hey, Bernie, we're going here. I know you're about done.

Do you want to meet us there? And you're like, you sit in the text and ask, like, hey, let's go somewhere else entirely, because I want to go here. Here's the, here's the, here's the here's here's what this boils down to. Bernie is Bernie want to take him to add out of the blue Bernie goes no we're all gonna go to Gordos. No that's not true. That's not true. I got Texas but other people say hey we're trying to figure out a place to go. I got text right here. It fucking records my taxes. And they said

where do you want to go and I said why don't we take him to Gordos. They said that's a great idea. Here's what was told to me that everyone's like hey do you want to go to Gordo's place and all the other guys were like, yeah, we definitely want to go to Gordo's. And the Griffin turned around like this. We are everybody goes, I guess we're going to Spider House. Well, I can't hide when I'm pissed off and I probably was pissed off because- We're the post-apocalyptic jamboree.

I will say that I- So we had already diselected Spider House way before the conversation even began. Gordo's came up as we were walking out the door to go to Spider House. Exactly, and the music confirmed that. heard while you guys talk about how much of great spider house is I'm gonna play the music I heard this is actually recorded from the event. I heard Keep going keep talking I'm just gonna do it industry party

So I'm working on this new game I also wait now you this new game. I also heard- Wait, now you're on fire. I also heard. Two of the three people asked not to go to Gordo's because they didn't want to eat donuts with them. Yeah, they wrote me in the car and they were like, I just want something green. So they were like, Please don't make us eat donuts for dinner.

Also, there's no booze at the donuts store and we want booze. What? Not the loud music of all the eating cards. Also, there's no booze at the donut store and we want booze what Not music I listen to you though like you showed up and you parked eight a blocks away So you can show up not face the crowd turn around and and it takes Jeff about how much you can't stand my choices The end here's here's what about both of you are talking to anybody You were totally facing away from them. You're acting like a child You were talking to anybody you were totally facing wife and then you're acting like a child He has worked all but then you that's not true at all

Music's exactly what it boils down to you these guys are 25 26 young dudes They wanted to go someplace where other people that were born in their decade go to first of all We want to show them you know their age range. It's by the house is perfect for that Secondly, I can't do girls is simultaneously 65 and five at the same time Is simultaneously 65 and five at the same time? He's yelling get off my lawn you damn dirty hippies and at the same time He's throwing a temper tantrum because he didn't get to go to fucking dinner. Donuts Dinner dinner. Donuts You guys just bring this entire around

And I saw the whole thing happening and I volunteered to stay home and babies and they'll I Think you guys secretly might be hipsters and you might not realize that secretly at all. I'm sorry I like cool things. I like watching cool people do cool things. I'm sorry Someone just came out of hipster closet by the way I'm taking a closet. I think that people that are that dress cool and do fun things listen to fun music go see fire dancing shows I'd much rather do that than either fucking donut Bernie wanted to go to hipster mecca, which is fucking donut dinner. Oh, is that true? Is that a hipster's place? Oh, come on. Austin trailers. That's like the hipster

You wanted to go to a trailer that is kind of true I can actually make it worse after after Gordos. I wanted to go to highball That's the thing to it's right next to that and that they've already seen that party town that was the other part of town They'd seen other than the stuff that was chain stores, so we went to a different part of town I love I love alamo and highball and I love the leaks and everything that those guys do But I will I'm going to go on record is saying high ball is the coolest place with the doucheyest crowd in Austin Yeah, it's very interesting. Yeah, yeah, I'm about the people go really is I love the high ball to death Don't want to touch anybody in there, but it is kind of hard when you go for a theme of some kind, when you do it, it just becomes

kind of a scene. Locked into that thing in a way. Yeah. It's kind of hard to avoid that kind of crowd in Austin though. Yeah, definitely. You think so? Yeah. I mean, unless you want to just hang out in a part of town that just doesn't have that thing

going on. Yeah. Yeah. Like South Archmage doesn't crack. Right. Exactly. If you get a cracker barrel, you're fine. Um, we went to cracker barrel. Gus ordered the dumplings with a side of dumplings. Chicken and dumplings with

a side of dumplings. That's how hungry I was. I was delusion. I didn't realize what I was doing. He always does that dumb shit. Like do you learn back in the day when we worked in view to we would go to TGI Fridays and he would order the cheese burger that had the fried cheese ring on top of it and you'd get it with a side of queso. And then when we worked in the U.S. we would go to TGI Fridays and he would order the cheeseburger

that had the fried cheese ring on top of it and you'd get it with a side of queso. And then you'd for dip in it. It was a cheeseburger with fried mozzarella on it, like a fatty of fried mozzarella. And I mean the sticks, it completely covered the burger and then had cheese on top of that and then it had a bowl of melted cheese that he would dip it into. He would order on request. What was that thing called? I have no idea.

It was like the ultimate cheese fried cheeseburger, fried cheeseburger, something like that. It was called the life limiter. But you know what, that's like four years ago he ordered that or five years ago. That day, I probably, depending on the day of the week, I probably had like a chicken salad. That day, he still underweighs me by like 80 pounds. Yeah.

It's like like five years six year history of him just ordering garbage and me making my intermittent attempts to be healthy and it still hasn't paid made a bit of difference. That makes me sad. Yeah. It's a Starrer Snacks and that is that you have. What's that? Starrer Snacks. That's what you're into these days.

Yeah, I can. Starrer Snacks? Yeah. We had a, um, in my house, we had a shoot for one day for the title sequence, you guys were there. Yeah. And so I, I provided craft service all over my house and I have two young children. So we had Capri Sun and Star Wars gummy snacks.

Oh, we did look good. Liquid sugar and chewy sugar. That new Capri Sun you have, it's like Capri Sun, but it's water, but it's really good water. Yeah, it's like water with like cherry flavoring in it. Yeah, it's fucking awesome I think they're called surfers or something like that. They're awesome. I highly recommend this part of the podcast brought to you Right the wave So world of warcraft turn six years old this week. Yeah, it did seems older

Six years old and they just to, they destroyed the world yesterday. They did the cataclysm thing? Yeah, the sundering happened yesterday. You know, uh... Let's get our counts back. Not to get off the subject of wow, because that's a cool game. But the Xbox 360 turned five this week. Yes, Xbox 360 turned five.

I mean, first of all, neither one of those seems like it's been around that long. No, I should be. Both of them seem like they've been around longer than that. Sorry. X-FY360 feels like it's been around like three years to me I just a long time for a console five years almost can I remember Gaming on my Xbox anymore at this point. It seems like such a distant memory. Yeah No, it's it's so weird since the 360 swept in and enriched all of our lives But I and in tied into the World of Warcraft talk I was gonna mention that we found out that there is an NPC in Cataclysm called Griff.

And where does he live? He lives in the Twilight Highlands. But what's the town called? Call Blood Gulch. Yeah, and the town called Blood Gulch. And he gives you a daily quest to bring him food. And he says, put food in my mouth. I think his quest text is, bring some to my mouth talking about food.

That's awesome. Yeah, it's pretty funny. Was there another RVB reference in wow at one point? Are my maybe misrembring? I don't know, not that I can remember. Go visit Griff. I think he's with the horde. Last week it was red dead redemption this week.

It's wow. That's pretty cool. Did you guys know anything about that before it came out? I think it just came out in patch 4.01. Yeah. Have you been playing, Gus? No, I haven't. But I'm gonna, what? I'm gonna make a new character when a cataclysm comes out on the seventh. Like, everything's so changed now that I'm gonna redo everything.

Like, I need to redo one to 85 at this point. We wish I don't want to start at just 80, because I feel like I'll miss all the old, old new stuff. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I think I'm gonna be making New characters and probably running through content like that when you start let me know and we can all start together I was looking at the new races and Classes this morning trying to figure out what the fuck I want to play and I have no idea. I'm so lost one of the new races Well, it's either goblin for horde or warden for alliance So I'm gonna be a goblin hell yeah, And I just don't know what class to play.

What's a Warden? It's like the werewolf kind of creature. You fight them in a... It's a polture, or a polture? Yeah, it was south of there. Silver pine forest. Yeah, it's Silver pine forest. So it's funny how long you can play that game.

You can play it for hours, hours, weeks, months, for some people. And you come away like just key moments that you remember, you know, and the one thing I remember is like stumbling upon one of these epic creatures, you know, that just wanders around like a boss creature. And it was one of those organs and subultures, like this thing just walked up and killed me. Kind of a rugal. Is that what it was? Yeah. That's fucker. Yeah, that's a douche. Anyway, so yeah, December 7th, I'll be making new characters in play.

So are you excited to get back into WoW? So excited. You know who's not excited? No, my wife. How come she doesn't like WoW? Oh, she loves WoW. She loves the seasonal stuff. So she'll probably play for a bit during the seasonal stuff and then right after Valentine's

Day, she'll probably quit. Man, I'm secretly a hoarder. I always have like a vault fuller in the bank. I have stuff filled with all the seasonal stuff, like snowballs and fireworks and stuff like that. Nothing better than throwing a snowball at someone in July. So where the fuck did that come from? That's awesome.

I think the first that stuff for Down Under for Australia? I don't know. That's a good question. Probably not. Probably not, right? Probably not, no. That's Australian fuckers. I always have snowballs in the off years.

Off the nuts, I should say. Yeah, they're throwing snowballs in December. I think they're full clever. Bring it. We can load up. Hey, I tend to be a hoarder like that, though, in games. Yeah. I just recently with, what am I playing right now?

Just playing something with a borderline. Borderlands, adventure games. Yeah, borderlands, thank you. Well, thank you. And I hoard like rocket launchers and things like that, and rocket ammo. Just playing something with borderlands adventure games. Yeah borderlands. Thank you. Well, thank you and I I heard like rocket launchers and things like that and rocket ammo because you always think you're gonna need them later I don't know what my yeah, I do them taught me to do that You know like save the big ammo for the big boss at the end

You know definitely and it's bad like I love Gavin because he just pick up a rocket launcher empty that thing out throw it down Like in borderlands there didn't used to be a bank when the game first came out So you had to really like manage what you were carrying. But then with the Mad Moxie DLC, that's when they added the bank. They believed it saved more stuff. That really appeals to the game borders. Do you have to have Mad Moxie now to have the bank? So if you still played the retail game.

I used to. So because it would be unpatched if you just had the retail game. Yeah. Have you had a chance to try that on live microconsole? I have not had a chance to try it. I'm sorry. It's pretty cool. The reason I ask is borderline is one of the games you can play on there. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a little $99 unit that's like, I don't know, a little bit bigger than an iPhone. Yeah. A little tiny, you can stream games over the internet on it. It's like the size of an Apple TV. It basically has a network port in, an HDMI port out, and then a controller that comes with it, that connects to it.

It's crazy. I wish that it was wireless. Like, it's got that wired connection. Yeah. I wish it had a wireless internet connection. Well, I read an article about it that said that, while you're using this thing, it sucks down 1.8 gigs an hour.

Wow. So that's what it takes to stream games to your life. So like basically this thing, you play it, but really you're playing on a dedicated computer somewhere else. I guess, yeah. It just like streams the data to you. It streamed the audio and video and then back up streaming your controls.

Right. It's amazing how fast it is too. Like Guts showed me by getting Arkham Asylum and it was like, it was almost instant. It was about as fast as like watching a Netflix movie on Zoom. Yeah, you hit, like, buy, and it's like, please wait. And then you're playing the game. Yeah, it was pretty crazy.

You've waited for just a couple seconds. Which is really, really cool. I hope that, I mean, I don't know. I was always kind of indifferent about the service when it was an application on the computer, but this seems like this is really cool. It uses a lot of bandwidth, but it uses very little power, which is a, we used to be kind of a big deal for us. It seems to me that this is a very short-sighted business model, though, because it's based

on the fact that right now we have unlimited bandwidth, and that's quickly going away. Because, I mean, we've seen Netflix streaming has that, too, where I'm going to pull another number out of my answer but we read that like 20 percent yeah I think it was 20 percent of the traffic in the US now is netflix streaming I did I read that too during peak out during prime time hours yeah but that'll be a thing where it's like well you guys are streaming you know netflix is building their business on the backbone of other companies which guess what most of them happen to be media companies you know they're gonna they're gonna clamp down on that.

You know? But come on. I mean, this, again, they were going back to like a net neutrality argument. Netflix is paying for their access to that service. They're not just getting free bandwidth. They're paying for their bandwidth to send that data to people. People are paying for their bandwidth to receive that data. Now, I agree. I don't understand why this is the problem. Both parties are already paying for the transaction. I mean, why should they have to pay more or get prioritized traffic?

Well you understand that too that the telecommunications industry they're based on a dirty secret which is that they don't expect everyone to be using the service. Right. You know like the telephone there's not enough circuits for everybody. Right if everyone picked up their phone not everyone could dial tone. Right exactly. And so the models are built on that and then suddenly when you have something that kind just sit there and constantly use the bandwidth then you have a problem. Right. So I mean it might be not be an issue of just like them being greedy, even though they will be. But it could be an issue really of just, you know, bandwidth of

it could, there's not a big enough pipe to service all this. Well, they should raise the price on it, and then do infrastructure upgrades. But I'll tell you what. That's the way it works. Netflix introduced that no disc, just screaming option. Almost everyone I know is moving to that. I signed up for it the second I read it. Yeah, I'm going to keep a couple of discs. I think I have three discs right now. I'll probably go down to one. You should have asked me because I would have kept a couple of discs because there's

things you just can't get streaming that occasionally I want to watch. Here's why I don't think we need it. We have two three discs out right now. Can you tell me where those discs are? I think they are. Over the last time you saw them. They're in the studio in one of the pieces of furniture we haven't moved back into the house.

It's been, and have you missed those discs in the last month? I was thinking of watching Jeves and Worcester season 2 actually the other night. Oh yeah? Not thinking badly enough to actually go find a disc. No, no, no, it's a whole walk out there. Are you sure that the discs didn't get stolen when your house got broken into?

No. Are your Netflix discs gone? I hope not. If they were left anywhere near the computer. No, they're fine. I'm sure they should have. Maybe they were left anywhere near the computer. Now they're fun. I'm sure you should. Maybe after the thieves watched the discs, they'll return it for you.

That would be the polite thing to do. I think Jason put it best once when he said that he, for the amount of time he had it out, he estimates that he paid about $55 to make people think that he was gonna watch Hotel Rwanda. Right. He had it like nine months, it's that with them. I have some like that.

I have to, every now and then I have to just get my discs and like bite the bullet and just return them and then be like, I need to get better on my queue and I have to manage it. And then I'll be good for a month and then I'll forget, like two or three months to go by and then like be good for a month. It is kind of the true test of what you're actually,

we're actually gonna watch because you'll get all these things, you just have some, like, good intentions to see, but you're watching like animated the real ghost festers a couple months ago I got you know the close to kind of the third kind I was like oh I really want to rewatch this I remember really liking it and I think I had that movie for three months and finally I was like I'm not gonna watch this and I had to return it to that's good movie you know it's in that

second bud court from Harold the mod is he really is like a tiny little appearance in that movie there you go I did I know that I don't even know if he is a line He just like walks in and like hands somebody something he plays the mashed potatoes Feel free to send your blood court sightings to Griffin every step So the new Netflix plan they they're they're pricing it like the Hulu plus right at 799 I'm not 99 yeah interesting. Oh, I just read somewhere the Netflix CEO sees Hulu as Their biggest competitor. Oh. I totally believe that.

Sure. Well, they have stuff that's recent. Yeah, me Lulu has better quality stuff. Hulu plus has better quality stuff I feel like. We are doing preparation for the Drunk Tank Awards, so we want to make sure that we're up on all the recent media. So I asked Jeff and Gus to watch an episode of Modern Family on Hulu. And that would take, to get a Netflix, that would take six months for that episode to end up there.

And it's about Hulu the next day. I actually watched it on the Zoom. But yeah. Oh, you watched it on the Zoom? So you streamed it on the Zoom? I bought it, yeah. Okay, I see what you're saying. You're about the episode.

That makes sense. Yeah, I watched it on Hulu Plus. I'll tell you what, man, you know what's really thawing off for me is Blu-ray. And that's why these discs are going back. It's, I really like Netflix that I can get Blu-ray discs, but now I get the Blu- ray discs. It seems way more inconvenient

To watch a blue ray than ever before because I have one blue ray player in my house And I have something that can stream Netflix pretty much in every room and in my pocket and in my laptop bag Yep, you know, and it's just yeah I had to break down and buy that second blue ray player. It's not having the same problem It's like I don't always want to watch a blue ray in my living room. Right. But the nice thing is that they're really cheap now. I mean, you can get blue ray players for your 100 bucks

now. They fall into that point. And I think I saw there's some going to be some black Friday sales ring in it for like 50 bucks. I think our family is going to manage to ride out the blue wave storm until they're obsolete and have never purchased or watched on. You never really.

Now, I just don't see the need for it. There's still some stuff, though. by the blue race so looks better but it only matters on stuff like avatar i think yeah we're like at home we mostly just watch dumb comedies yeah pretty much all we want like i don't need to see grown-ups on blue a you need to go on up i was here i watch grown-ups that was fucking awful terrible yeah

what's up jack grab a microphone i heard a statistic Oh Jack called Griffin out and stay out oh so just so Jack Jack's not joining us Hey Jack what's up guys so what happened you called Griffin out why she's sorry Millie needed some attention oh Millie's off for school so she's here with us today and Jack you were watching her yes yes I was keeping on she was watching land before time she watched the the first 10 minutes twice. Yeah, it's really cool because when Millie comes here, like, sometimes when Jeff and Griffin have to be on camera or something together, it's like

she goes and insists with Jack. So Jack kind of like hangs out with her as her buddy. He only started to say dollars an hour, too. Yeah, just good. Jack is always looking for another girl to be just friends with. Sorry, sorry Jack. Oh man. It makes you feel like you better grip and got it for about 45 minutes. Oh really? Yeah, I've been grip and grip and got fucking roasted. Yeah, I've been real.

She was fucking put to the fire. Hey look, she got number one on her reddit. There's, you know, I gotta take this sweet with the sour, you know what I mean? She got fucking patello with a man. She was mad. I don't know what you're doing. Is this the bad seat now? So what do you have to do? What do you have to do? What do you have to do? You know what I mean she got fucking fatilla with a man So what do you do? What do you mean? Where would you been working on that? Assassin's Creed brotherhood like crazy. Jeff and I have been pounding away on that making achievement hundred videos

Yeah, yeah, we did a map for we're trying to finish off the map today and Prep some stuff for Friday great great great great great great great great game. Yes. Yes. I can't say it enough It's I don't know I don't know what's game of the year, but it's definitely up there like okay So we were definitely talking game of the year stuff would this The fact that Assassin's Creed Brotherhood is running the Assassin's Creed 2 engine almost I like it's pretty much identical to Assassin's Creed 2 as Far as the design of the game and the textures and stuff Does that detract from game of the year status for you? No, no, no, absolutely not. It's a game into itself, yeah. Yeah, okay.

Like I'm trying to think, there's other sequels that are like, I mean like Halo 3, ODST, that's Halo 3, it's like a variant of Halo 3 essentially, but it was still its own game. Lifer to, well Lifer to 2 was pretty different from Lifer to 1, so I never forget that. I know there's some people who would argue that

that it was essentially the same game, but just a different scenario. But we said this all the time back in, in the Dead Rising days, when we were, like, looking, there was no Dead Rising 2 announced, and we knew that it'd be three or four years off, and we were like, just give us, use the same engine, because everything, identically, just give us a new story,

and we'd be happy to pay $60 for it. The engine is good enough, the gameplay is good enough, the game looks good enough. We don't need anything differently, we just want a new story to play. Just give us a new story to play. That being said, a Sassist's Creed Brotherhood is beautiful. It's a really beautiful game. I don't think I've heard anyone say anything negative about that game yet.

Yeah, everyone who's playing it seems to really like it. They've added, you know, I didn't play two. So a lot of this stuff may have been present too. I've only played one. It's on that on live, if you want to try it out. That's cool. Maybe they will. They, um, they've added such a level of depth to the gameplay where there's like, there's management and there's like the having your own sassons and managing that whole thing and the property stuff and it's really cool. It's the best example of there's developers looking at a game that they made that did well and saying what do we do good, what do we not do good? Let's improve upon that and they did exactly that for this. Those developers need to learn better grammar. Yeah, they're developers, developers, developers, developers, developers,

developers, come on! Even like the side-questing which I haven't gotten into yet, but it's Developers need to learn better grammar. Yeah, all like all of us developers developers developers developers developers To fellow Even like the side questing which I haven't gotten into you, but it's there waiting for me You know it up for me. That's something great. I didn't say sit down Still remember that's gonna be at least 10 years old. We still find it funny after all these older than We still find it funny after all these years. I think it's older than 10 years. It's not that bad. Woo!

We're imitating Steve Bomber for those of you who were born after 1998. Steve Bomber who's the CEO of Microsoft. He's a Microsoft and it was always like number two to Bill Gates was a very excitable gentleman. He's one big happy pit stay. Yeah, very very sweaty man. He looks at Kevin from the office if you're But and he's a he's a notoriously like a just like a like a cut throat businessman You know, he's got like the Joel Silver of the of the software world outch and well

I mean when you say I mean bomber you wish you the stories about him like fuck this didn't he like yeah didn't need a company meeting He saw somebody with an iPhone you like brought it up on stage and stepped on it. Yeah, took it away I personally do I love that kind of stuff. Yeah, I love businessmen like that No, you're like fucking guys support his company fuck. Yeah, you do absolutely. I totally agree with that Yeah, I love the dude who's like you're fine get out He's an iphone, but he had a thing where he was at a company conference and the video got out and he's Just running around Chew leading for developers awesome. They the remix came out

There's like drunk a lot of junk a hammer stuff See bombers probably personally responsible the entire like viral video Shut Movement now because because he made that little speech at the Microsoft company event Awesome, I don't know who knows what that event was, but we know that we're developers there. Absolutely. They were. And, you know, hell, I'd love to have a boss who cheerly to me that much. So, Jack, you just went to the UK for some reason. What was that? Yes, I was actually in the UK visiting criteria on games. The guys who do need for speed, hot

pursuits, they also did burnout paradise or burnout, yeah burnout paradise. Yeah, and yeah, I was out there for two nights. Also, every other burnout game. Yeah, most, not all of them, but most of them. They also make awesome laser discs. But yeah, I was out there checking out Need for Speed Hot Pursuits and talking to developers, stuff like that, developers, developers, developers. And yeah, it was first time I'd ever been to Europe. And that, stuff like that, developers, developers, developers. And um... Give it up for me! I think I was the first time I'd ever been to Europe and that place is, uh... Now listen, you're gonna hit fucking hate mail

cause you just called the UK Europe. It's not. Oh, is it not? So, is it another continent that I know about? Guess what? Yes, but, they know. They know it's not. All right, I heard you ate a lot of great British food

while you were there. Yeah, so, uh, so EA playing out our meals the first night We got there. I didn't okay again. I'd never been to the UK before never been the London anything like that And we weren't gilford, which is about 45 minutes south of London and The furt the developers took us out to eat and Of course they took us to a very traditional You know England, TGI Fridays. Ha ha ha ha.

Funny, we were just talking about them. Yeah, that's true. And so, yeah, we had a nice meal, TGI Fridays. I had myself a staple in the beer drinking industry out there, Corona. It was delicious. And then, what did you eat at TGI Fridays? I think I had a steak, actually.

So I was really, what did you say? I was thinking of my Friday? I think I had a stake actually some so I was really what is a And then and then the the next night we called TGI Friday It doesn't seem like that would translate to the UK culture Would it be like thank the queen its Friday or God save the Friday or But then the next day we we were there playing the game We were pretty much just like you know sat in front of like machines and is played all day

and then i got a dinner here and it was dominoes pizza ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's called Kingshead pub right next to a castle, which is kind of cool. And that was like a legit European or UK place, I guess. They're gonna have an actual Kingshead there. And they would do a Scottish restaurant. McDonald's. I mean, they had McDonald's ate a subway. They had a KFC, a Taco Bell, like you just like right in the middle of town. You know what, man, they probably blame you for that. Probably.

They're probably not real happy about that either. That's our culture spreading across the world McDonald's in subway yeah they're the virus they don't they they love that shit over there like do you remember when we went to Amsterdam with Gavin like the first thing he wanted to do when we got there was to go to McDonald's it's true he did really yeah well we like we hit the Netherlands in cabins like I'm starving let's go to McDonald's I was like what and he's like McDonald's is great everybody eats McDonald, what? And he's like, McDonald's is great. Everybody eats in McDonald's. And he did it.

Like, that shit is cool over there to them. Some reason. When we went to Australia, I wanted to eat meat pies. And they thought that was ridiculously stupid because apparently there's like some trash food that they eat there. But they have these meat pies, Dan. They're awesome.

Yeah. They're so good. Yeah, they are. They're so good. Apparently, kabobs are big right now. There's a place off by the campus called boomerangs It sells me a post yeah, yeah, well like in the UK and in Europe The like the late night kind of like you've been out all night, you know drinking or whatever you go out and eat for here

That's Chinese food there. It's Indian food like other places. They have a lot of Indian places that are open to like two in the morning God damn the Indian food over in England is so fucking good too. Speaking of fucking good food, we talk about crisis yet. No, we did talk about cows though, and we missed our stay quite a talk about crisis. Let me ask you a quick trivia question. In Australia, they have Burger King, but it's not called Burger King. Do you know what it's called?

I have no idea. Gus, do you know what Burger King is called? Oh, what's your name? Hungry Jacks. Hungry Jacks. Hey, really? Oh nice. Do you know in Kuwait?

I'm a shirt that says that. In Kuwait, they have Burger Queen. Why? Really? I don't know, but that's what they have. I don't know if it's associated with Burger King or it's like a knockoff, but they were all over Kuwait city when I was there. McDowell, you know, I just read an article on Slash.yesterday that said that the Kunchip Kuwait has banned SLR DSLR cameras, unless you were a journalist. Yeah, only journalists are allowed to take photos with DSLR cameras in the country of Kuwait in public in public. That's weird. And it's interesting. Why they did that. No, I think it was a well, I have no idea.

All right. So crisis was awesome. So waypoint, Halo waypoint came in town to visit with us yesterday. And we took them out to crisis, which is Jack. What's playing with this is crisis one of the, one of if not the best barbecue place on planet Earth. It's the brisket there is, if there was a bone for the fall off of, it would fall off the bone. It's the kind of stuff like the places, it's so good they don't have sauces there. Right, you can't ask for a barbecue sauce, they don't have ketchup. I don't think they have ketchup there. I have a small aside in that. The first time Gus and I ever went there I think we went with you Bernie and we were

sitting kind of by the counter and this lady walked over to the counter where you can buy like your sides like pickles and whole panes and stuff. And she asked the lady she goes yeah there's no sauce on my there's no sauce on my table no barbecue sauce and lady goes did you need barbecue sauce and lady goes well yeah that's why I'm looking for it. And she goes, the employee goes, maybe you shouldn't eat here then. And the lady goes, excuse me. And she goes, if you think you need barbecue sauce, this is not the place for you.

Maybe you just shouldn't eat here. And then the employee turned around and walked away. Walk away. And we're still standing there dumbfounded at the counter. That's awesome. It was fucking awesome. You're talking about bosses that yell at people, I love that kind of shit. Yeah.

Or it's just like, sorry, if you have problems with it. But anyway, crisis, the food there is insane. Bernie took a photo of it. And what was it response on Twitter? It was a mix of that looks incredible. Or people who have actually been to crisis before were like, oh man, I want to show you it was there right now. And then something like, what is that theory?

It's horrible. It's just pile of meat and sausage and ribs. But yeah, you can only go there about twice a year. You're body can only handle it twice a year. I saw the last night. I did see them and I saw them. I feel like an anchor. It also ruins other barbecue because it's so good.

I was gonna say though, you know that they opened a coopers in your Bronfels. And I went to that coopers in your Bronfels. No shit, how is it? Fucking awesome. Yeah. Fucking awesome. This is a Cooper's like a legendary place We've always heard about it out in Lano, Texas, but we've never made the trip out the Lano I mean who I mean I was driving back from San Antonio

I saw billboard. It was like there's a Cooper's in your brunt also like so I pulled over and ate there But I think the brisket is a little better at crisis, but I think everything else is better at Cooper's suppose They have a poor shop there that's supposed to be the most amazing thing you'll ever eat in your entire life. We guys I did not order that but I got to try that You know if we want to go eat a good pork chop we should go back to a restaurant where we ate For that oh fuck paris. Yeah paris man. Yeah, that was a serious pork chop. You got like a three pound pork chop It was good. That sounds awesome. It was like the size of my kid got like a three pound pork chop. It was good. That sounds awesome.

It was like the size of my kid. It was really good. But it's place that we go to eat at Crites's. And Crites's is spelled K-R-E-U-Z Aposophy S. Yes. It looks at cruises, but it's pronounced Crites's. It's in Lockhart, Texas. And Lockhart, Texas apparently is their entire economy

is based on smoked meats. Is what it's pretty much yeah and They they kind of fancy themselves to be the barbecue barbecue capital of the world least Texas barbecue which mostly beef barbecue some of you fucking heat into live in the southeast part of the United States will think it should be pork barbecue yeah that's okay We hope you get well soon um the uh but these if you talk to somebody in Austin About going down to lock-art everyone has a specific place they go and to us like why would you why would you not go to crates is yeah another people like

absolutely not out there's near that place there's like a triangle of barbeque it's crisis smitties and blacks i have been the blacks on recommendation and it's not i i'm nearly i've only been a crisis and i don't regret that what's fucking thirty-minute drive you don't want to drive thirty minutes to get the wrong barbeque you don't get the wrong barbe-minute drive you don't want to drive 30 minutes to get the wrong barbecue You don't get the wrong barbecue me like I should have gotten to the other place. Yeah exactly already drove 30 minutes down here Or you can pull a George Foreman is go to all three of them

Well, you can end up going to the places because they also keep strange like family business hours where yeah We're not open on Tuesday or we're not open on Sunday So you go all the way down here like I made you call when we were in the truck going down to make sure they were open Like yeah, we close a four on Wednesdays. Yeah, what? But I gotta say there's nothing better than when you take someone there from who's from out of Texas Especially like Seattle or Los Angeles or they have some high-faluten place and you take them down there at the middle of nowhere Texas and they have the best barbecue of their life Yeah, especially because when Waypoint was down here

Seattle was covered in snow when everyone was fucking hold up in their homes trying to survive and you know they're down here fucking. Yes, and live in life. It's just barbecue. It's the simplest thing ever. It's two slices of bread with brisket and like chunks of cheddar cheese on there. And onions and whole thing. When you're all done, you gotta top it up when I was a blue bell ice cream sandwich. Oh, yeah, everybody eats ice cream. It's a grease and gotta fucking top that off. It like seals the flavor in. You know Mexican Coke and they had the cane sugar big reds too. I mean what the hell, why don't we give a shout out here too because if people are really

interested in this because we talk about a lot of local place to eat, you can actually eat crutches if you want to because they will ship anywhere in the world. Yeah, that's true. You'll have to heat it up yourself and I've never tried it but I did send Matt when he was living in the world. Yeah, that's true. You'll have to heat it up yourself. And I've never tried it. But I did send Matt when he was living in Los Angeles. I sent him first birthday. I sent him a full crisis dinner. It was like, I feel like five pounds of beef. Oh, nice.

And a bunch of sausage and all that stuff. And Anna, Anna's one of Matt's wife is one of the few people in the world probably capable of like heating it back up to where it'll taste just like you did at the time. Yeah, yeah. So she did that and he came home and he had crutches on his table when he came home. But he was like, what the hell? This way he's awesome. You go and you literally just order.

It's like they don't even call it a restaurant. It's called a meat market. And you go and you order the meat and you order by the pound or by the sausage or whatever. Yeah. And then you that's it. Then you do that of that counter. And the other counters where you order your sides, your sides are essentially a block of cheese and onion, An avocado and a tomato. You don't like it. You get pickles. You get pickles, sliced pickles.

And jalapenos. But there's no like prepared anything, you know? No, no, no. I guess they have like some kind of beans there too, but nobody ever gets those. They think they've had a bit of salad in the room. It's in a crock pot. Like it's like in a big serving tray or like, they have a little crock pot. Like you buy it wall marked for like 20 bucks or something

Yeah, it places awesome. Yeah Is everything okay? I mean Griffin's been gone a long time. I don't know millie to use little girls room Oh, so I'm sure Griffin just figured you you guys were tagging out. Oh Yeah, after the Drupes she's probably like in the studio riding around on a Hipster bicycle like one of those huge front wheel that's a small back wheel or something like that. It was awesome. You guys, how a girl can grow a handlebar mustache. We were, you guys were calling Griffin a hipster.

I was saying that Jeff, Jeff and Griffin might not realize it, but I think they're hipsters. I mean Griffin came out of the hipster closet. Yeah. Yeah. We went to, we went to a coffee house that I Had a park eight blocks away from because it was too crowded and everyone was there like, you know chatting about Yeah, yeah And we saw an entire fire dancing show and that's what was going on over seen there in a in a hollowed-off dual-sludge of an airplane 99 break video 99 out of a hundred people would go fire dancing. That's cool Burnie that one person goes I want my doughnut

I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy. It's too much amateur fire dancing. I'm a amateur fire dancing I agree with that's a little bit like I don't know about that These are like dudes who look like they just rolled out of a tent and like got up and they're doing their fire dancing I mean, it's not like fire dancers. I mean, I don't understand the problem here. That doesn't sound bad at all Maybe if you're 80, you know, I understand that they wouldn't do this in In fucking like many Republican land where you were but you didn't go you went home I was out I was there you and Gus were in the safety of your house going sounds okay to me It's like come out motherfuckers ever great time birdie just turned into Mark Walmer. Oh

You can go It's like come out motherfuckers have a great time. Bernie just turned into Mark Walmer. Oh, what happened there? You can go. I'm happy I finally get my voice back. I spent a week like having no voice at all. That's true. Yeah. That's a new thing since we started doing Red versus Blue. Like, occasionally I just yell my voice out.

Mm-hmm. Hey, should we, uh, should we talk about immersion launching today? We should probably talk about immersion launching today. So immersion is launching today and it's immersion launches today. Hey, it's, it's, it's the pilot, right? We should probably talk about immersion launching today. So immersion is launching today, and it's... Immersion launches today. Hey, it's the pilot, right? We're launching that today?

Yeah, I wanna be clear, we actually kind of got... I didn't know that the door, which we kind of put out as a promotion for immersion starting, I didn't know that was gonna race up, or edit as quickly as it did, and then it was gonna get a link and go taco and all that stuff as well. Because we hadn't even posted it on our site yet.

But it's kind of like, I don't wanna call it a soft launch or anything like that but I'm being very careful is that immersion starts today but it starts with the pilot that everyone probably saw that we showed at PAX already which was the video game car. Slightly recut though. So it'll be slightly recut on our site and then for the YouTube version we're not going to change because we want to preserve the date that it came out and everything else and our original comments and all that so yeah it'll come out today but this is we were going to use the the recut version of the pilot we were going to use that as the announcement on our site but man things just kind of got away from that red thing was crazy we'll get good promotions one of these days we'll be able to figure out how all the stuff works and we'll be able to coordinate it a little better.

Yeah, we're pretty awful with that stuff. But later at the premier party, we're going to have fire dancing. And I look forward to that. I look back juggling. That's going to be one. You have a mustache trimmer there. So this week, this will be the car one. And the next week, we have a very, I think, a very fun one.

Yeah. Which plays into the week of special videos we have next week. It is. Yeah. And I know you guys have already talked about that. I mean I just said special videos We haven't said who they're with or anything like that. Yeah, we are or if they're with anybody It's we did so that god we have a video That we wrote and we shot and edited and it's such a timely video and we're just sitting on it waiting for this week A video to come up. I know and it's just like I want to put it up today

I know I want to put it up today too, you know I mean you just hope everything stays the way it is for the next week in the world. I'm sure it will yeah I'm only saying that so we can come back later and say see when other people We're being different. You put your placeholder. Yeah, exactly put your fucking flag in the sand. That's what I was talking about So did you see that please please watch immersion? We're very excited about it. We hope you guys enjoy it We had a lot of fun making it the best part of that show was doing the stuff that's in the episodes it was essentially just a a elaborate way for us to be able to do fun stuff and pay for it so is it gonna be

a regular thing like every Wednesday now it'll be every Wednesday and it runs for eight episodes and then we'll see after that we might do a second season but we're not really been calling it a season or anything like that just a run it's just fun stuff that we wanted to do. Nice. And we wrapped it in shows, so we had to excuse to do it. Yeah, and we've filmed six of them now, I think. We have six done. Six done. Six are completely done. It's awesome. And we have half of the final two done. It's fun to...

Some of the stuff we did was so much fun and so cool. That it's really hard to sit on it, you know? Like some of that stuff we did was so much fun and so cool. It's really hard to sit on it. Like some of that stuff we did back in May, we've been filming it steadily, so like May and June and July. I'm so excited that people can finally see it. There's so much stuff, just an absolute blast. I rewatched the truck episode, the video game truck episode.

That was so much fun that day. I got so sunburned, but still it was so much fun and so surreal. And trying to describe to anyone what it felt like to drive that truck because we all we all took turns after we were done shooting the drive it. It's it's the weirdest feeling in the world ever. For some reason I was super exhausted after that day of shooting. I think I went home and I fell asleep like at 9 pm that I'm not the long day of shooting. It was the weirdest feeling in the world until that got replaced by another episode of immersion.

Okay. Yeah. What you think, and what you're talking about? We did something similar to the car thing. It's kind of a similar gag, but entirely different. And that one is actually, you talk about, like, we drove the car and we'll explain to people what it was like. This other one that we did, we keep going back to the ending because we're trying to get it across of, like, this is what you're seeing, you know, you're just using to seeing it film, but it's like, we don't know for capturing the experience of what it was like to be in this rig that

we know. Yeah, yeah. So, uh, it's fucking crazy. Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy. So, we're working on that one. I think that's like the fourth episode, I think. I look at them now and see which one it is.

Cool. But this will be airing every single week. So they'll be going, immersion will be running from now until almost January middle January probably Yeah middle ish, you know beginning of January and then who knows that's right. We're almost don't in November Yes, yeah, Jesus man this year's gone by so fast. Yeah, thanks giving this week Jeff asked me to work on things tomorrow That's pretty awesome. Thanks Jeff. I appreciate it. I did hopefully later today I will be making my hull of pain your turkey for the office Look forward to it. Definitely forward to that. I brought all my gear in. I was gonna make the yesterday

But crutches derailed it. Oh god. I like that hull of pain your turkey I mean when you have a chance to go to crutches You don't fuck around you don't fuck around Crits is not a joke and and next Wednesday is December I only know that because next one day Wednesday is is my one year anniversary at Rooster Teeth Productions Yami, congratulations Start on Thanksgiving last year. No, I started December 1st last year. So next week. Okay next week is your fruit Yeah, yeah, I was still stuck on tomorrow. Sorry

So I'm trying to find my immersion notes here. Oh, hey while you're while you're looking at immersion I have something I would like to Pimp I am putting two new items in the store today that I'm very excited about. We have made a ask me about my zombie plan hoodie. You're about to fall asleep. No, you're right. Ask me about my, like you missed the podcast intro song. Due to popular demand, we've created a ask me about my zombie plan hoodie, most popular shirt of all time on our side.

It's a pullover hoodie too. It's a pullover hoodie, yeah. Because the graphic wouldn't work on that. Yeah, I guess I couldn't split it up. And then a Griffball athletic department. Hoodie is all. Oh really? So if you guys want to buy those there,

they're up in the store. What color is the Griffball hoodie? It's black with orange lettering. That's cool. It's really nice. Yeah, it sounds awesome. It's really, really sweet. It's got like a white outline

so the orange kind of pops. And we mentioned we're having an achievement on our shirt pretty soon. Yeah, but it's coming. It's coming. It'll be an achievement on our shirt in the next two, three weeks, two all this is the time When we start to roll out all of our holiday merchandise. This isn't even like the the

These two hoodies are like the opening salvo. There'll be a ton of stuff Okay, I should point out the Grifball leagues two have just started playing Githerto games their custom games and reach now So they're doing the Grifball variance and reach as well So I'm sure interested in playing Grifball. You should check out I was actually reading on HBO yesterday that the European league signups are going on right now. Is there a amateur league in Gryffball? I think so. I think the last time I played Gryffball was probably eight months ago.

You want to get a team known, man, you? Yeah, sure. I'll play an amateur. I'll play a Gryffball game. Yeah, you were a commissioner, Jack, for our Gryffball leagues. I was the first two seasons I was a commissioner. Now we can't even play. No, no, the game has changed so much. I mean, even like, probably six months after I stopped being commissioner, the game had already changed so much that it was like, I can't do this.

This is, I mean, the game was played in the air. Like, these guys do these like hammer jumps and stuff that I don't even know if you can pull it off and reach, but it was ridiculous. I'm sitting there just, yeah, I've, I've no, I've no, I shouldn't be on this court. They've got a ton of new game types too. Yeah. They're pretty cool, supposedly. Like there's, there's jet packs. I don't know if I'm as cool with that.

Because once you start adding more, more stuff to something, it kind of loses its, well, luckily for the purists out there, like Jack, they still have the original, you know, growth ball game type, they call it the nilograff. Yeah, that's like when when people asked what my favorite first person shooter was, I saved Doom 2. Like, you know, no looking up, no looking down, no jumping, it's just straight up you fire gun at enemies and that's it. Okay.

Alright, there you go. Why Doom 2? You need that double barrel. Because it's not the double barrel man. Is it the, it seems like the nice question. Is it the first barrel man? Is it the, seems like the nice question? Is it the first FPS you played? No, Wolfenstein would have been the first.

Castle Wolfenstein. The original. It's the first one. Wolfenstein's probably the fucking headaches. Yeah, I couldn't play that game for more than like 10 minutes at a time. Yeah, I feel like I was going to throw up. Then what do these games, you're easy guys, because you play wow.

What is the game Jeff that you think you played more than any other game in my life just in time played Can I pick a franchise? Sure, I would say halo probably um I mean it certainly if you count in all the reverse of blue production time But if you don't I really don't know I played this shit out of burnout to for like a year seriously Yeah, man. I played that like ever like constantly hours and hours a day. You haven't played opportunity yet. Have you? No. You should you should pick it up.

I will. It's a lot of fun. I don't know. What about you, Bernie? Um, if I had to pick a single game that I've played more than any other game, I would probably say, ultimately four. Even though I was younger, so I feel like maybe I played that game more than I did, but I think I played that game for about every day for about seven months. Yeah. I feel like that. I that game more than I did, but I think I played that game for every day for about seven months. I feel like that. I think that, but it might have been two

and I'm just remembering it. I know the game that I have, like, games that keep track of your online play, of your play. I played Golden Eye for a full day and a half of recorded game time play, which seems like a lot to me. And I played Tactics Ogre for, actually a day and a half not my game time play which seems like a lot to me. Yeah. And I played tactics ogre for... Actually, a day and a half not my, it was like a week. I played this game on the D on the Game Boy Advance.

Yeah, GBA. This game called tactics ogre. One time I looked down on my save file and I had 120 hours. Wow. In it. That was a good game. I mean, think about now. I mean, I probably played Super Mario Brothers.

A god knows how many hours. I mean, like when I was a kid, that was the only game we really had. So it was me and my buddy, I mean, we got to the point where we would beat the game, because like, it wouldn't let the second one, wouldn't let Luigi play until Mario died. And we would go through and beat the game without dying, and then intentionally kill ourselves so the next person would play. Yeah. I mean, that's all we did. Yeah, I just played Punch Out.

Like, the other people would play Mario, I played Punch Out. Yeah. So, like, what do you say play Mario. I played punch out. Yeah, so But like if I like it like what do you say is an average length of a match and say halo two? Ten minutes ten minutes. Yeah, it's not five minutes. It's it's telling Jeff's right like between five and ten So if I log my out Wow, okay, so if I think my twenty my 2500 games that I played in Halo 2 and I multiply that by 10 minutes per game and then divide that by 60, it says I played that game for 420 hours. That's a lot. That's a long time. 416 hours to be specific. And that's not counting campaign. That's a good point. You know, certainly the count of time has been in for

Red versus Blue. Yeah. And you figured you beat that you beat it You probably played the campaign through a couple times and then you did a legendary run, which probably took you 20 to 30 hours Did you do a legendary run on Halo 2? Halo 2? No, I don't think it did. Yeah, no achievements. Why not have been in Senate 2? I thought everybody did I did a legendary run. I think I played up to the very first encounter with the coveted And there he goes like this is too hard. Yeah, I don't know if I did I don't know if I did I don't know if in Halo 3 I did a solo legendary run. Was that achievement? Uh, no it wasn't I did I did mine co-op. I know that yeah Well, I got my achievement for co-op, but I did about half of it solo and I just got to remember I couldn't continue

I was trying to remember that in reach by the way if you play reach and this is the week of Thanksgiving in 2010 If you play reached this week is I the week of Thanksgiving in 2010, if you play reach this week is I think the biggest weekly challenge they've ever had. It's awesome. And if you are not up to date on it, you need to get cracking because the weekly challenge is to complete 16 daily challenges and there's only four a day. So you need to average between two and three a day in order to get this thing. And it's 16,000 credits.

It's like half a level. Pretty, pretty much. Griffin's back. Hey, come on in Griffin. What's that? Tag up. I just wanted to mention the immersion starting today. Oh, you're behind the times. Where have you been?

I just do one stuff out there. What would you like to say about it? What would you like to say about it? What would you like to say about immersion? Lijek. Clienter net. What would you like to say about immersion? That I'm very, very excited. Well, here's the thing. It was going to be something we started a while ago.

But then it got pushed because we had other series that were working on that were a little bit. They're already established. We wanted to get ahead. I just want to say that it's been really fun working on it. And I'm just excited, friendly, to show everyone, since we've been talking about it sort of slightly for a while. It was there's something else I needed to do. I was saying

earlier, I hope you will like it because it really was just this elaborate way for us to do these things that we wanted to do like try these things out and we felt we have to film it and let's hope people enjoy it right. I hope I hope it comes across and everything especially we were talking about the episode that's kind of like the car one in terms of the gadgetry. And we're like, how do we, this change of perspective, how do we, how do we get this across, you know, and I think it's working, but we'll see what it comes out. Yeah, there's some that are it's like you were saying last night that with immersion,

there's some episodes that's kind of like walking a fine line, like trying to make things come across in a way we want them to or what we felt like we were doing when we were doing it. Right, exactly. It's not too much like we're trying to recreate a video game to more like just see how that would, one perspective of that, one part of the video game would apply to real life and how that would change things. But you're right, it has been, almost feel like it's been sort of a, almost like a break, like filming it's been a break from the other work we're doing, because we just get

everyone together and go on like play essentially yeah and then film the process and forget a ton of stuff and have Joel bring it you still have to pay people for it though. I like that you guys are like we just get together and play it's fun for the guys that are playing and not getting hit with baseball bats. Well there was some not fun stuff. There were two people involved in the immersion that play meant a different thing. Anytime you brought it up, people would go, ah, all right.

There was actually a couple episodes where we didn't tell you guys and we just kind of sprung some stuff on you, too. That was fun. Awesome, there's so much fun. In the finale, the finale stuff, we have some fun stuff lined up for you guys, too. Great. That should be a lot of fun. I had a new idea for that idea for that. I want to talk to you my Griffin. Oh great

Okay, I love it But we should also be clear to you the left or dead door does not actually figure into anything we're doing with immersion That's just something that we're doing to decorate the office It was just like a what see what Griffin can do because she talks on the shit about how talented she is all the time I don't like what are you capable of? If anybody has any ideas for shit Griffin Griffin could build. Let us know. She builds some pro. That's half the fun too. We didn't mention this is like this office is filled with props that we did

have for immersion and we can't show those. Yeah, that's true. So the one of things was cool. We were able to show the door and show kind of hint at some of the cool stuff we're going to do and the quality of it. But I mean, she has there's one prop that sits in our studio that we all love. Yeah, it's awesome. And the funny thing is, well, we'll talk about it later.

But Gregor keeps telling us not to touch it because it's gonna die when we were shooting. That thing's been fine for like three months now. That's true, it's true. It felt like it was going, it was falling apart. It was falling to pieces. Like if we kept pushing that up, I said back, filming it.

And then now of course, it's just, it's totally fine. Like it didn't get enough of it. Maybe you should have more faith than your ability to build shit. No, but it was falling apart. Honestly, it was falling apart. I was fixing it up to when we were using it. And then I didn't care.

And now, of course, it's really well. Because I did a fantastic job. I think we're teasing too much. Yeah. I will say that thing I think Gus is encounter with it. Gus got hurt more than the object. Yeah, I was hurting for a few days after that.

It was fucking funny though. Very exciting. So shorts, are we all wrapped up? Have we gone through all the shorts? Are we going to have one more this week? One more comes out this week. And then we have our special week of essentially shorts with this group coming next week.

We're very excited about that. What's this week's short? It's called Notes, is that right? Noted to Death. Noted to Death. Are we announced that? I think it's in the hopper. I think it's in the hopper.

I mean, people can buy the DVD already, right? Speaking speaking of which you can buy the RG short season two DVD I watched it for the first time all the way through yesterday. It's fucking it was fun I still have a chance. I'm gonna hopefully check it out later today. There's the there's a section show my family I'm not skipping I'll show him frag dude. I'm not spoiling anything here But there's this section called staff interviews where like they do like a little interview with each person No, no, I was gonna say I I haven't seen anybody else's interviews. You know, and we saw the one that I did, and they turned out really well.

You guys were all really funny. You two were just gonna snark each other, did that, right? That's the, that's the love. They're married. Good for you. That's a fucking happy. Yeah, you remember the part of the podcast earlier when we were talking about how inconvenient physical

media is and discs discs well forget that because You're bandwidth won't be used up by ordering a DVD That's right. It's much less bandwidth to order a DVD than it is to stream all the episodes and this is a normal This is a normal DVD not one of those hipster blu-ray DVDs So you don't have to feel like a douchebag when you watch it So people are always very people are always very nice there is as it because how they can support the, uh, the joint-tank podcast, they hear about our woes about not having a sponsor, which we had an offer in email.

Did you see that? Yeah. A little listar to sponsor. You're gonna pick them up on that? No, I don't think so. Our first sponsor. Anyway, so, but the way that, the way that all this works is that we have the DVDs for Reverse's Blue and the Shorts and of course the videos that we have online.

And if you support those, then you're then your support Rooster teeth is our sponsor Roooster teeth is our advertiser and we appreciate it guys. Thank you rooster teeth Thank you rooster teeth. All right. Well, I feel like we're got a good place to wrap this up Yeah, we go too long do you want to go to crack a brand order some more? Sides of yeah, if we wait till 3 p.m. Yes, I want to go to crack a barrel I want to go to whatever's across the street at 3 p.m No, I find about this new place. It serves Indian food Fused with Asian and they serve it in a hubcap

You all have to do a headstand while you eat it really it sounds oh, it's probably located next to the chicken and donut place Where you can get your donuts covered in bacon and maple syrup. Oh, yeah, that's right next to the sensory deprivation chamber Where you know and you could drink coffee all day all right? All right, all right, thanks for all day. All right. All right. All right. Take care. Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples? All right.

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