Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #9

Episode Date: June 10, 2009

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock Welcome to the Rooster Teeth Drop Kick get your fit Hey, everyone welcome to the Rooster Teeth podcast was that our new song for this week? That's the song of the week short and sweet. That's the way I like it Do you know who that was that was 7.74 seconds? I like it. And who was it by? That was Brad Sexton. Brad Sexton. All right. Thanks Brad. He has more letters in his name than our seconds in his theme song. So hey, what's up? You're Gus. I'm Gus. Yeah. I'm Jeff. I'm Joel. And I am Felicity Huffman star of stage and film. Why did you pick Felicity Huffman? I don't know. She just popped in. I wasn't ready.
Starting point is 00:01:26 That's a reference. That's a reference, no one's gonna get. I just watched the Spanish prisoner last night starring Felicity Huffman, how bizarre is that? Do you find often that you can figure out what is on TV, like you have weird hunches about what's on TV or what's on the radio? Like you have a song in your head
Starting point is 00:01:41 and you turn on the radio and sure enough the song is on the radio? Absolutely. Yeah, what is that? They have you programmed ESP? It's probably the fillings in your teeth No, I'm just gonna get out of level that you can't hear consciously. I wish I could have the same thing happen with food By the way, I just want to make I made it really bad ESP ESPN joke there. Yeah Yeah, I didn't want to go. I didn't want to go. No, I really tried We were we tried to gloss're trying to help you a lot, but you had you had to you had to bring that I smiled so bright
Starting point is 00:02:10 And I was that was stairs and like please stop we were this is this is the no bad joke drunk tack Hey, hey, drunk tack, but it does make me wonder if like radio waves are all around us right and television waves whatever waves Yeah, they're all around us And I wonder if when we listen to a song and we like this song and we listen to it a lot on the radio specifically if we can somehow Feel that radio wave, you know what I mean? And so you get conditioned like listen to it You know, it's an unconscious thing and we can't actually feel it But there is something there, you know that we're not telling you
Starting point is 00:02:45 So when we get that feeling sure enough to turn the radio and there's the god damn song Man, I feel like where is your tinfoil hat? I feel like this turned into a this turned into a podcast my art Way to what subject this is gonna be filed under now you sound like the cab driver who I got it right from last night Oh, you gotta tell you a cab driver story It's like when the got to tell me. It's like when the Bums are always thinking they want you to stab him, you know, I get that feeling. He, the cab driver, I'm not going to talk too much
Starting point is 00:03:10 about my cab driver yesterday, but I'll say this much. He claimed that he had the light inside of him and he started looking at me in the rear of your mirror. He was looking at me, saying he could put the light in me just by looking at me with the light in his eyes. And also, I almost opened the cab door in this ran. Is there anything a cab driver could offer to put inside you there?
Starting point is 00:03:31 You would consider her for a little bit. Even like delicious cherry lally pop. I mean, maybe a chocolate chip cookie. And that's about as far as I'll go. Hey, Gus, why don't you put the light into this podcast and pick a first topic, a good one. I'll look at you, we're having fun here. Now, I wanna make a recommendation based
Starting point is 00:03:49 on this conversation. There's a dude on, we'll link it in the links and because I have to look him up, but his name is like Bill Barr or something like that. He's a stand-up comedian. He's one of the DVDs that's available on Netflix streaming and he has an awesome routine about how crazy people just dominate like the cab driver.
Starting point is 00:04:08 What did you tell the cab driver shut the fuck up? No, no, no, no, I didn't. He's not going to say anything to anybody ever. And that's exactly right. Like we've all been- Let's because they hold the card, you know, I'm going to stab you in the forehead if I have no problem with that. Yeah, and normal people just sit there, like you go to the post office,
Starting point is 00:04:25 and there's 30 people in the post office, and one fucking lunatic, and nobody will throw the lunatic out. I got it. I got no problem. It's not lunatic. And seeing person has nothing to lose. You know, I went to the post office
Starting point is 00:04:36 down the street from our office a couple of months ago, and I was waiting and lying to mail something off for someone on the website, and an insane person walked into the post office and started screaming and walking around and like throwing shit off the counters, and insane person walked into the post office started screaming and walking around and like Throwing shut off the counters and eventually like one of the post employees from the back came out and was like what's wrong with you And he's like screaming still I couldn't understand what he was saying. Then she's like do you want crackers? Then she like went into the back and got like a little pack of peanut butter crackers like here you go
Starting point is 00:04:59 And then like he took the crackers and like just still like insane like walked out the front door of the post office I was like somehow really still like, insane, like walked out the front door of the post office. I was like, somehow, really hungry. But she had, she understood the craziness enough to know to give him crackers, that that's what he was in there for. You know, similarly, the last time I went to that post office, it was a while ago, admittedly, but an old man got mad and stormed out
Starting point is 00:05:16 because he tried to mail a two by four with no packaging or anything. He just wanted them to stick the stamp on the two by four and he didn't want them to write the address on the two by four and she was trying to explain to him that they couldn't put a sticker on the 2x4 and he didn't want them to write the address on the 2x4 and she was trying to explain To them that they couldn't put a sticker on the 2x4 because it wouldn't stick and the old man was just like god damn it and ran With this with his 2x4 and that guy from the website about what you can mail what you can't man No, no, that was old as hell, but no, I put that on my journal. I saw yeah
Starting point is 00:05:39 It's great website. I'm doing like performance art. I don't think so. He was like 70 was he trying to mail the two by four like back to the forest Statement that he was trying to make you really pissed off setting it to hacksaw Jim Dogen He's got a match tomorrow Biscat away he needs this he can't take on the junkyard not without it. Is hacksaw Jim Dugan still alive? Yeah, I think so. Oh really? Wow. Is anyone going to get that reference?
Starting point is 00:06:11 Hacksaw Jim Dugan. Oh come on. I'll make sure to put it in the link dump just in case. I mean, Gus won for the 2x4, which is like usually you make the hacksaw reference with hacksaw Jim Dugan. How did the hacksaw Jim Dugan get his name? Anybody? I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:06:23 He cut an army jeep in half with a hacksaw Wow, seriously, I tell you got the name. Why do you know why he did that? I don't know Probably get the really cool name probably that probably get the crackers. I think you want to people to call him Jeep cutter But there's a lot of downtime in the military Wow, they come up with stuff the entertainers. I don't think he was in the military Military jeeps and have't think he was in the military. I got a military jeep in half. I think it was a promotion. That's not a government issue 2x4 that he has?
Starting point is 00:06:49 I'll have to look it up now because now I want to know if I embellish and added the military part of it. But he cut some kind of vehicle in half with a hacksaw. It wasn't a bicycle. Well, since we're asking if hacksaw Jim Duggen died, I got to kind of clarify something because we thought for sure that David Carrying last week or just three days ago Had killed himself and now it looks like there was foul plane books looks like it was ninjas We were the first one to bring up that question I believe right if we were we were the first ones
Starting point is 00:07:16 I believe at this podcast. We said oh it could probably murder we started the investigation We were the first I pretty sure the police at the scene might have asked that No, maybe they were listening to the podcast and they were like, maybe this isn't so cut and dry after all. This podcast is global. You can feel the inflated. Maybe they sensed it just like the radio frequencies and people like, you think you hear the song and everything, just like what you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:07:36 They sensed us on the internet talking about it and they knew to look for it. Somewhere, some where Alex Jones is getting a boner right now. Black helicopters took our message there. Now you got to link Alex Jones because nobody in the world is going to do this. He will know who Alex Jones is. See we get biased in Austin that we think other people don't know who Alex Jones is because he started on Austin Access Cable. We knew he was crazy so we kept him on Access Cable. He might have been my cab driver yesterday. Alex Jones please. Remember those days, guys? Yeah, I have a reptilian elite overlord theory
Starting point is 00:08:07 that I want to put inside of you guys. The cab driver was actually listening to Alex Jones on the radio. I totally believe it. But like I got into the cab and I was like, maybe this sounds vaguely familiar. What is this? Maybe that's a closer to our crazy.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Maybe we go full circle to the theory you were talking about about the song. It all makes sense. Yeah, also the theory that we can't shut up crazy people. They dominate the culture somehow. You get one dude on the radio and people are like, he can't turn the song. They all make sense. Yeah, or also the theory that we can't shut up crazy people, you know, they dominate the culture somehow. You get one dude on the radio and people are like, he can't turn the channel. So, uh, talk some more, Joe. We eat with a radio.
Starting point is 00:08:32 And if you sign up for the Alex Jones podcast, we'll mail you a two by four. This is like a totally circular podcast today. It's all coming together. It was all planned. So, uh, I know we have some stuff we, we'd actually do on a talk. I know we're off on a bunch of tensions, but I know there are a few things we want to talk about this week. Can I finish my David Karateen thought really? Oh shit Yeah, I'm sorry Joel said last week David Karateen a thousand times
Starting point is 00:08:50 But I think it's a mineral that you take And if you get that you get that from carrots isn't it like I'm I'm not gonna have somebody completely different anyway Well, I was watching a film with carry Russell who I love and Nathan fill in who I like a lot and It was called Waitress. It was like some film that went to Sundance a few years ago. Gonna make a pie, gonna make a pie. I hate that fucking movie so much. It has your hinds in it too.
Starting point is 00:09:13 She has one of the hottest people on it. My wife loves that movie and she makes me watch it sometimes in the fucking songs and the retrofaces. Well, you should hear the rest of the story. Yeah. This is so, the woman, the other Waitress, since you've seen it, the other Waitress, the younger Waitress. Dead. dead. She's dead. She is the director. Yeah. Right? And so at the end of the credits, they had this in loving memory or right before the credits, in loving memory of
Starting point is 00:09:32 this woman. And I thought, isn't that the director and wasn't the director in the movies? Young woman, like 35. Same kind of thing as what happened with, well, not same kind of, nothing at all with David Kerring. But what happened was she hung herself they found her in her new york apartment or hunger self and then it came out a week later that uh some guy who was working in the building uh she caught him stealing something and he killed her and hunger and they would have never known they thought she killed herself until it came out the fact that this guy killed her yeah he was uh
Starting point is 00:10:02 separately some kind of a weird stalker and had been bothering her and he came in and killed her Yeah, what story I read was that she found him getting something out of her purse and threatened to call the police But this is all what he says, you know, yeah, it's a confession on his part But man what a crazy story so yeah, and that nuts though. She's fucking totally dead. Yeah, pretty nuts man How did you like wait and don't disparage movie movies a great movie? You think so I thought I thought there were some parts of it that were kind of choices, especially with music, but I thought it was a great movie.
Starting point is 00:10:29 The movie's OK for a chick movie, but the music is horrible. I must make a pie song or horrible. OK, fair enough. Come on. I thought she's fine. But any movie with Shadalhines is fine. I'm like, any movie with Kara Russell is fine with me. Shadalhines hot.
Starting point is 00:10:42 What is it with Shadalhines? I don't know, man. I just saw her on something the other day, too and she was so hot in it. What was it? I saw her in Bernie? I don't know. It wasn't it wasn't waitress. Damn now I'm gonna be out. She's the wife of the Larry David. Yeah, well that's where most people know her That's why she's so hot to use She on TV she's with Larry David. See thing. Oh, I got a shot. Yeah, anyone's got a shot if she's with Larry David She puts up with a crazy person. Yeah, while he tries to mail to by force. All right, guys. I'm done with my David Karateen Okay, Joel. I know Jeff was very
Starting point is 00:11:15 Very enthusiastic about talking about this topic before we started so I thought I bring it up right away I know you're you're very excited for left for dead too, aren't you Jeff? Those mother fuckers I am excited about left for dead two aren't you Jeff those mother fuckers I am excited about left for dead to I'm so I'm about are you making fun of valve no no no no I love valve I'm making fun of and I'm not making fun of I'm angry at the people that created the anti-left for dead to petition And then went so far as to recycle the the fucking Hitler joke in their favor They can't even be original as you pointed out that video with it like Hitler in the room talking to people Yeah, and they overdub it Yeah, and they overdub it and they can't even be original in their favor. They can't even be original as you pointed out. That video where they like Hitler in the room talking to people. Yeah, and they overdub it. Yeah, and they overdub it.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Or they change the subtitle. And they can't even be original in their fucking complaints. They're complaining that Lefford Dead 2 is coming out too soon. And I mean, what is it's a great, it's a great game. It's probably in the top three or four of everybody's 360. Coming out too soon. Can any game come out? It's come out a year after the first one. I can't wait for it to come out because I played hours and hours. We, everybody in this room probably played at least a hundred hours of that game.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Maybe a lot more. And we played it till we did it to death. And there's nothing left to play in it. I can't, I've never... I've never had to get a new version of it. I've never heard the complaint before of it's coming too soon. They're upset that it's coming out too soon. They feel like because it's only a year after the original left for death came out that
Starting point is 00:12:23 everything in that game should have been released as DLC. Paid DLC. What they don't realize is if lefferd if Valve did that, you would spend far more than $60 on the DLC to get the fucking DLC. Well, I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why three or they're saying it should have been released as as DLC well what do you think I'm not let me just play devil's advocate here and ask you a question what do you think is a preferable model this like let's call it the EA model where you put out a different version of the game every year like this is to be left for dead 2010 I guess it's sure and then or it would be 2010 in the EA model or the fallout three model where they put out the game and then every month or so they have a $15 to $20 DLC. So you go through three of those DLCs. You're at 45 to $60. Yeah, right? I don't I personally don't care like
Starting point is 00:13:15 Epic has done the same thing with gears and then they're bundling all of their if they're five DLC packs together in like a $60 retail disc coming out this summer. It's a six and a half dozen, it's the same thing. Here's the other thing. I mean, is there gonna be DLC for this next release? Yeah, as they say, you pay the $50 for the disc and then we'll forget some DLC with that. What their take on it was, they said that they had
Starting point is 00:13:37 to get left for that out and they were happy with it, but there were things that they wanted to do better, like they created the new AI director and they wanted to find ways to improve the game. And now they're happy with left for dead 2 and then that game will have a longer shelf life and they'll release DLC and support DLC for that game. Yeah, the deals totally fine. Wait, Valv is saying they don't like their first game? No, they weren't saying they weren't. They just saying that they're things they wanted to improve on it.
Starting point is 00:13:56 They just didn't have time to do and now that they've been able to go back and do those things. Now that they're left for dead is like the game that they're super happy with and that they don't feel a need to update that. Okay, yeah, like this will be the more stable platform that they're going to build upon with DLC and further pushing stuff out. And I'm totally cool with that. It seems like, I don't know. It seems, and I'll dispeculation both on the part of the people making the petition
Starting point is 00:14:18 and on our part is based on a fucking minute long trailer. Yeah, absolutely. Like a minute and 17 long trailer. And it's like, but dude, I got hundred and twenty dollars worth of enjoyment at a left for dead So the idea that I can pay another sixty dollars and have all new maps all new characters two new game plays you know gameplay Modes all out the gate. It sounds awesome. I don't know why anybody was complaining about that I mean would they prefer the like the you know the converse where you sit around for years with no information on one half-life Two episode three is coming in.
Starting point is 00:14:45 Or like you just wait and you get a screenshot once a year. Or like the wait between deodorizing and deodorizing two, where it's just like radio silence and nothing. And then years later, you hear that. Suddenly there's a trailer. You know, in production. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, Valve doesn't make bad games anyway.
Starting point is 00:14:59 It was the last time anybody played a Valve game that wasn't amazing. Gus is thinking pretty hard there. Trying to think alone. You guys, did you guys like Team Fortress too? I like Team Fortress too. Absolutely. the last time anybody played a Valve game that wasn't amazing, Gus is thinking pretty hard there. Trying to think alone. Did you guys like Team Fortress 2? Absolutely. Absolutely. See, and that would be an example of a game that Valve set their own model of updating the
Starting point is 00:15:13 hell out of it. And honestly, kind of thumb on their nose a little bit at the rest of the industry of looking at all we're doing for Team Fortress 2 and putting this stuff out. So there's a little bit here of digging their own grave. I mean, if you're, there's a little bit here of digging their own grave. I mean, if you're, you guys recognize this too. There's certainly a segment of the audience that's online that if you pander to this audience, it only goes so far, and then they turn on you, and they do shit like this.
Starting point is 00:15:37 They make 20,000 member groups that say, fuck you, we hate you for making stuff that we like basically. When, dude, last time I checked There were 18,500 people on it that signed that retarded petition and I guarantee you like 18,450 of them We're gonna buy the game two days after it comes out when everybody else in the world is playing it has anyone the best Anyone in the history of mankind ever read a petition on the internet went. Oh my I'm Yeah, that's a great question. When is it right? I mean I was about to say I hope they don't get the magic number of signatures they need to stop when is it we make we make an online
Starting point is 00:16:09 petition about online petition we should make an online petition to stop online petition yeah no right it's a great point when is an online petition has anyone ever been well wow look at those people who know yeah I think maybe it happened and they made the firefly movie and that's the last time Yeah, I'm like petition. That's not true. That's absolutely not true The thing that works and always works is voting with your wallet the reason why they made a Firefly movie is because after the show was Canceled guess what people bought the DVDs and that was a big surprise. Same reason family got back after they canceled. When they, when we were on Angel and they shut down Angel, they had people with picketing signs. Dude, in front of the studio going, no, no, bring back that.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Of course they went to the wrong studio. They were picking up the wrong studio. For Angel, I remember this because I was a huge Angel fan. They had people that had billboards to save Angel like in front of the studio and they had people that, they had those panel trucks that drove up and down the street, maybe it was wrong studio, whatever. But they hired, you know, like save Angel that drove up and down the street maybe is wrong studio whatever they have you know like save angel signs driving up and on the street on panel trucks yeah it didn't work and it didn't work so so the lesson to learn
Starting point is 00:17:11 here is that if people don't want this to happen with left for dead two don't buy it don't buy the game and when Gus and Bernie and Joel and I are having the best time of our lives playing left for dead two you can sit at home and play leftfford Ed one with the eight people left. It's a big fucking awesome. Yeah, we're gonna we we honestly we don't want to play with you. So I'm pretty excited. I can't I can't wait to be playing Lefford Ed too in the back of my new my box. When I look at sites like tweeting too hard.com, which are just a collection of all the most self-important tweets of the day. That's how it is brilliant by the way. I have a I have trouble going back to Twitter now and posting and taking it seriously just because I just feel like There's nothing to say on Twitter. You know, I mean you just have to like either be This idiot and say nothing to me banal or be self-promoting. There's you only have one of two ways to go
Starting point is 00:17:58 It's like you said it's like going to a party and in a crowded room and just everyone shouting what they're thinking at the top of their lungs And no one's listening to anybody else. Nobody else. And they're all facing the most popular person. They're all facing the most famous person. I gotta say I'm proud of you. You told me you were done with Twitter and I didn't believe you but when I was on vacation I don't have Twitter but Griffin does my wife and I logged into her Twitter to see if
Starting point is 00:18:17 you'd posted and you hadn't posted it over a week. That was pretty good of you. That's awesome. I sometimes I will sit there and look at that little white square and go I should probably put something in there, but I just can't I just it all feels so To me, yeah, I just it's a really weird feeling being on Twitter now Speaking of Twitter didn't you just make an update yesterday about the new series? On Twitter. Yes. Yes. Yes. So we have a new series kicking off yes we put out the trailer for Segway that was a weirdo say that was really I was hoping you would buy it on your own I mean you
Starting point is 00:18:51 would take off but yeah that's okay it was such a weird segue to segue to our own content that I thought I'm just gonna let this one hang we hate these self-important posts anyway let's talk about our product well that's like Joel wanted us to Twitter saying we were gonna release the trailer yesterday We got into a tip. I'm gonna make you a deal I'm gonna take my Twitter account and I want you to make a Twitter account And I'm just gonna talk to you over Twitter. I'm not gonna say anything to you will just communicate via Twitter That you and I that's it like if you go to lunch. It's just what are you having? I'm gonna eat the steak sandwich You know, all right, I'll do it just for the joke, but that'll be the only way I'll sign up for Twitter.
Starting point is 00:19:26 Yeah, I still haven't signed up for Facebook. I should probably do that at some point. Your face is a book. No, my face is a book. Yeah, okay, so we put out the trailer for Red vs. Blue Recreation. So is it recreation or recreation? It is recreation.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Recreation. Recreation. That's what I call the least. But we like to turn, we like to use the titles that have double meaning. Like for reconstruction, it had to do with the, you know, Civil War period or the War period after the Covenant War that happens in the actual Halo game. And then also has a double meaning of being, you know, the reconstruction of the meta and the Alpha AI, which none of this is going to make any sense to you if you haven't seen red versus blue reconstruction.
Starting point is 00:20:04 But you could say it was a triple meaning because it also had to do with the recreation of the teams and the Alpha AI, which none of this is gonna make any sense to if you haven't seen Red versus Blue Reconstruction. You could say it was a trick of meaning, because it also had to do with the recreation of the teams, because they were all split up. The reconstruction of the teams. The reconstruction of the teams, yeah. And there's a little bit of those similar themes in recreation as well, with some of this going on, I mean, recreation and reconstruction are kind of similar words and definition, but it has that additional definition of being recreation, which is just fun and goofy, and you know, which is definitely the way we're approaching it. Would you say that's the overall tone of the season? I make a series. I guess I should call it. I honestly I think people get a little confused sometimes
Starting point is 00:20:32 Whenever we interject any kind of plot elements into red versus blue They react they react to tonal shifts as if it's like oh this is either serious or funny and clearly Reconstruction was both funny and had a plot I mean some of the best jokes we've ever done weren't reconstruction. I'd like to think so like a boost with the grenade and all that I mean that was your great jokes. Yeah, and so this is just like I don't want people to be confused You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't want people to like run with it or make a online petition of Thousand people you've made a rather ambitious move with recreation which is to give it a rather ambitious move with recreation, which is to give it a release time
Starting point is 00:21:06 on every Monday, it is, according to the trailer, 9 p.m. Monday, which is, which scares me. It scares me a little bit too. 9 p.m. Central, why does that scare you? It scares me from a web server perspective. Serving the content at a concentrated focus point. Well, we still have the sponsor deflection,
Starting point is 00:21:23 a large number of viewers, sponsors of the site, and we love them for it. And they'll watch it earlier because they'll watch it. They'll have the ability to watch the show as soon as it goes online. And then we push it live at 9 o'clock. But we thought it was fun. I mean, it's just the environment when we started Red vs Blue was a lot different than where the web is today.
Starting point is 00:21:39 I mean, now there's so much freaking noise. There are series that I didn't know existed. I was on Blip yesterday, and I saw saw some series some live action series that has 28 episodes I'm like how can I have never heard this is what I do? How can I never heard of this thing? And it's just like you know We kind of establish we do red versus blue in the summer and to carve out some of the just general entertainment noise That's out there from TV and whatnot and now it's just like want to make sure that people know it You know Monday at 9 o'clock thing come watch a new red versus blue. Hopefully when Leno starts up this fall.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Floooow. Leno! He won't eat into our audience. I think we'll be okay. I think we'll be just fine. I hope so. I don't think we have much crossover between red versus blue and Leno. I don't know. We got a lot of Kevin U-Bank's fans on the site.
Starting point is 00:22:22 True. What do you think most people on the internet? What do you think they favor? Jimmy Fallon? No No? Jimmy Fallon? Over Lina, right? Yes Over Lina?
Starting point is 00:22:32 Well, over Konen? Jimmy Fallon's like kind of failing miserably, isn't he? I wouldn't say so at all. He does a lot of tech stuff. Yeah, I don't know. Everything I've read is that it shows a bomb and that there's no ratings for it. Yes. And that it's embarrassing. I think that's the thing. If you're appealing, if you're appealing to a tech audience,
Starting point is 00:22:47 if you're being able to do it that article, I'll go find it. I apparently the show is bad and he should feel bad. I should ever. If you're on TV and you're trying to appeal to a tech audience, isn't that kind of, I mean, tech audience is going to be online. They're going to be on G4. Yeah, they're going to be on. They're going to be on Wow.
Starting point is 00:23:03 They're all they're going to be. They're all drooling over Liviamon. And and how why don't they stream like their TV shows through Wow I'm sure you get a plug in to do that. I'm sure you can well there was a browser like the rogue browser Yeah, you could put overlaid on a wow, but I mean wow is not it's not autopilot At least not the way I ever played it. I mean you actually are engaged in it. Yeah, sometimes yeah lots of times You can close through it. You also you actually are engaged in it. Yeah sometimes yeah, lots of times you can close through it You also have a TV on while you have you Later on I mean a lot of people have both yeah, but you don't want to look away from the screen while you're ignoring what's going on on the screen
Starting point is 00:23:31 Come on right speaking of wow is wow still kind of Well for Gus right haven't logged in and probably a week at this point. How do you feel about that? You get a chip for that? That's funny. I was playing fucking deal back I was playing fuel the other day and they did one of those wild type things where I was in a loading screen that said Remember to get up for 15 minutes every hour and walk away games aren't everything you know They did say that wow. What's the stupidest thing? Is that the dumbest thing you've ever seen? It's pretty games up there. Yeah, dumbest thing I've ever seen in the game was we got a copy of the hobbit Which was a role-playing game? Oh, this was like the late 90s and in the game was we got a copy of the Hobbit which was a role-playing game and this was like the late 90s
Starting point is 00:24:06 and in the game it said it had like a note from the developer saying at the time when this game is set wolves are considered enemies we had not reached the point culturally we were realized that wolves are a very sophisticated pack animal with relationships with one another it's like what the fuck is this? I've never seen that you're you you're watching it the other day the video of that wolf MMO Oh, yeah, where you like walk around and try to make packs and piss on stuff What yeah, you catch sense and all that you're a you're a wolf is that like a furry game? No, no, it's not how dare you know it's like a freedom to play MMO and what's it called? Wolf life adventures. I don't know. I'll find it, I'll put it in the lead dome.
Starting point is 00:24:46 That sounds awesome. But the video is great. The video is great. It's a bunch of young kids staring at a screen, following sent trails and pissing on rocks. And- It's like a- It's like a Thursday for you and I. You make big people go feral.
Starting point is 00:25:01 Four kids are in their computer room just like howling. It's terrible. The promotional video is the funny part of it though. Really? Yeah. I had to check that out. Speaking of you and I, I'm getting creeped out by like the symmetry in our lives. Yeah, it's really unsettling. We're talking to Gus.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Gus and I are obviously our like best friends and we haven't for a long time, but we have this awesome friendship where we never talk or communicate. I'm talking to the officer. Outside of the office. I have no desire to see us after 5.30 pm, and no desire to see him on the weekend or ever. But we get to work at 8 in the morning, or not in the morning, you 10 o'clock,
Starting point is 00:25:35 and we have a conversation that's like, what did you do last night? And we invariably did the same thing with no communication. I found out right now, Gus and I are both independently watching season six of South Park right now. And we both independently started from season nine, have been working our way backwards. It's almost the exact same.
Starting point is 00:25:48 Yeah, the exact same pace. We're like, we're like an episode off of each other. We also both started drinking gin out of the blue at the same time. Same brand as we're in. We're just from drinking the same brand of vodka to switching the same brand of gin. To Hendrix Gin without talking about it. We just discovered a, you know, post-fact and that, that That happens at least once a week and it started fucking bottom. We both at the same time like last week or two weeks We were decided we were drinking too much. I want to try to dry out for a couple days
Starting point is 00:26:12 Yeah, that was a little while ago because we make comics about it But and we compared ourselves to each other so basically our cycles are in sync. Yeah Yeah, so basically our guy periods are in sync. They were totally lined up. It's really bizarre though I'll be like I just watched primer and Gus will be like that's weird. I watched it last week It's it's all forms of entertainment or it's really kind of weird except for video games except for videos We don't we don't intersect on video games right on because you always just play fucking loud or fall out Not anymore. Yeah, oh speed of which fallout you expect your pet comes out like in two weeks So Bethesda.
Starting point is 00:26:46 You're saying Gus is your best friend? I guess, no, I'm saying that's like, yeah, I guess I'm saying that. But I just say that it's weird that we do the same things without ever talking about it. My feelings are hurt. And soon we'll be neighbors as well. Yeah, Gus is moving three blocks from,
Starting point is 00:27:00 you move in, well, you don't move in, but you seal the deal next week right next Tuesday. Congratulations. Thanks. You get a you get a fruit basket. I can't wait. What was it? What the sound drivers you noticed today? I was reclaiming or I was reclaimed one of the PCs and was reinstalling windows on it over at my desk and the sound card wasn't working. So I decided to download you know the sound card drivers for it and I went to the creative websites creative labs something something sound card Anyway, the Windows drivers for it were 68 megabytes So I click on the download and like oh 66 megabytes download now
Starting point is 00:27:33 You know this progress bar starts going. I'm looking at the rest of the page and I realized that the Linux sound card drivers were 68 kilobytes What the fuck is going on that my Windows drivers are 66 megabytes for sound? Who the who knows crazy like what the fuck like that seems like that's indicative of the whole problem Where they're Mac drivers could you see how they're not there were no Mac And also what sound is a Linux machine-make? I mean it's I mean they don't need libraries of sounds It's just like beep or not beep It's not like this libraries of sounds and built into the driver though It just tells the operating system how to interface with the hardware. Yeah it tells it when to beep or not beep basically.
Starting point is 00:28:05 I mean what is Linux do? Can you game on Linux? Yeah. You can? Yeah. What do you play on Linux? I don't play anything on Linux. I think people who play games on Linux are idiots.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Really? Yeah. There's no reason for it. I don't know if there are morons but they're definitely the leaders. They're the leaders jerks. There you go. There you go. It definitely has its uses and it's not on the desktop.
Starting point is 00:28:24 Hey Gus for some reason I can't hit the website right now. You know why that? Couldn't mean because you insulted a people like people using Linux. Look at people who can't take the word. Gus has angered the Ubuntu community. The last dude that you want to piss off on the internet is the dude using Linux and who's upset about the leftward
Starting point is 00:28:39 that dude released. Oh my God. We probably already lost that guy. You know that dude is like, OK, let's turn off Red versus Luke. Now, we're getting right into the perfect storm of internet anger. It is. Does anyone want to talk about how Babylon 5 sucked? We're really pissed that guy off.
Starting point is 00:29:01 Let's go piss the people off in Fort Chan Hall or at it next. I will say today, though, the highlight of my day today was when you were working on a commercial project that runner in the A4 so we can't talk about it. But you were working on a commercial project today. And Gus, you got confused about it. And Gus asked you if you were working on it in Final Cut or Premier, and you didn't know what it was.
Starting point is 00:29:18 I answered wrong. I was like, I think it's in Premier. I was like, no, Joel, you're doing that in Final Cut. Can you keep him straight at this point? Can you keep him straight at this point? But to be fair, you are working on like four projects over two environments, and that's gotta be, you know, a lot to keep track of.
Starting point is 00:29:33 Well, I like to point out that a lot is a relative measurement. Yeah. What did you think of the worldwide developer's conference? I'm excited. What's your favorite thing from it? The iPhone, because I'm finally getting an iPhone. So this is it.
Starting point is 00:29:44 This iPhone three, what's it called? 3GS. 3GS is going to be it. It's finally doing the things I've wanted since the original iPhone. So I'm going to finally break down and get one. Now, let me ask you a question because I didn't watch the keynote. But a lot of the things that I was excited about, like MMS and cut copy paste, all of that, is that going to be available via software download for a current 3G iPhones?
Starting point is 00:30:04 Yes, it's bundled in the 3.0 operating system. So the thing that you're going to get is better hardware and a video camera, right? Essentially. Okay, cool. I can look at a compass, a building compass. A compass? I have the compass character. I have the compass free app. You can't have a compass on a current Mac or a current iPhone. You can't have a compass on a current Mac. Or a current iPhone. You can't. What about a live?
Starting point is 00:30:28 How would you have a compass? I thought they you can't have. On a current one? Yeah. How would that possibly work? We got GPS, isn't it? Oh, no, it just selects a point and then bases it on that. Oh, OK.
Starting point is 00:30:40 OK. Yeah, I think it does. And maybe it's just like a fake compass that everybody would have. You're always going north. Okay, okay. Yeah, I think yeah, I think it is. Maybe just like a fake compass. You're always going north. But there is some stuff I'm concerned about, like on a more geeky level. It doesn't seem like they mentioned ZFS file system support in Snow Lepard server, which I'm a little upset about. I hope I hope it hasn't been cut.
Starting point is 00:31:06 I don't know. I just have no idea what you just said. Yeah. ZFS file support in snow leopard server. Yes. Okay. How exciting is snow leopard by the way? I'm pretty exciting. Are they going to add the on the iPhone?
Starting point is 00:31:18 Are they going to add in the Nike plus functionality into the iPhone? I think that's only in the 3GS. I don't know if that is backwards compatible with older hardware because it's on the iPod touch It's integrated in the next chip be honest though. Is that a program? No one in this office is gonna use that I use it. I use it. I use Nike plus Deal you got an iPod touch just for that. I did well not just for that when was last time you used it just for that What's the days ago really? I have? I have my picture of health. I have my whole head. Thank you. I used it to see a firelock to the fridge. I had that horrible thing right. I threw my back out,
Starting point is 00:31:53 which is like an old dude that didn't have happened. I threw my back out. It's like I've never had any back problems. I'm like, the hell is this? So I kind of put a quash on my ability to use my Nike Plus. It comes and goes. It's like my wild playing, you know, I do it in secret and don't tell anybody. But they did put a vitality sensor on the iPhone. What is that? A vitality meter. I think that we know.
Starting point is 00:32:17 I'm talking about the DS. We had the jokes about Steve Jobs's vital. Oh, no, no, that's an app that someone developed. So that doctors can remotely monitor patient health. And they can just apply just Steve Jobs is a that's an app that someone developed so that doctors can remotely monitor patient health And they just just do job sales Restoration we were talking about stop loss still Apple sock. I'm so easy. Yeah, we're saying my own joke over here We were saying like it. I said the demo. I said I was an idea for one of the comics I threw out and they were like we can't do that I said you know for the demo of this like medical application
Starting point is 00:32:42 It's a hell no like for instance. He's not here today, but here's Steve Jobs and I think, dude, it's a go shit! We got a cancel conference. The stage just catches fire, everyone starts running around. That app would sell a lot if they had one that just monitored just his health. Hell yeah, wood, it definitely would. Especially that had a defibrillate button.
Starting point is 00:32:59 Hope. Hell. You could monitor the Apple stock side by side with the heart rhythm. Isn't it nice that we can say here in Jugbo it's somebody's poor health. Is he really, is he not doing well? No, he's coming back supposedly in like two weeks. Really? Really? That's coming back to the Apple.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Oh, the office, okay. Yeah. He shows up at the... If he comes here, we're fucked. Oh, see, he shows up like every show's about the conference two weeks late. That might not be a good time He's confused and hilarious No, no, we're we're on the street is that he'll be back at full-time at CEO in about two weeks. Wow. That's awesome That's fantastic news guys in a CEO not only of Apple
Starting point is 00:33:36 But basically the biggest shareholder and the guy who runs Disney and Pixar by the way Yep, they don't never seem to bring that up when they talk about Steve Jobs It like here's up that just came out. He has a number one movie in the nation and he's also got you know everyone's attention with his iPhone and MacBook updates. It's pretty crazy. He's got a lot going on. He got a lot going on man. You know up almost came in number one at the box office for the second week in a row. It got narrowly beat out by the hangover. It was one of the things that revised the box office after the fact. Yeah, they said up was gonna was projected to win the weekend, but then when the final tally was done the hangover narrowly
Starting point is 00:34:10 How did that happen? I have no clue. People want to see Mike Tyson in a movie. Yeah, I guess. People want to see Mike Tyson being crazy in a movie with Mike Tyson. And Will Ferrell came in a distant third, right? Yeah. I thought that landed a lot. Maybe it would have been pretty big. You have to wonder if that's over now like it's the Adam Sandler. Well the half-life of the male comedian in America is pretty short now I don't know. I don't know. Steve Carell had already placed full fatal is that guy, you know, and now I mean Not really right. Do you do you think Adam Sandler's over though? I mean just maybe still make a hundred million dollars Really did how much did Zohan make?
Starting point is 00:34:45 Zohan, I made $100 million. Really? You got a computer right there, look it up. No, I'm recording stuff. What's worse is his bedtime stories, I think, broke $100 million, yeah. And that looked at Troj. Well, that's a kid's movie.
Starting point is 00:34:54 You put out a fucking kid's movie. You make a $100 million movie. Not in the holidays. Yeah. I carry a Russell on it. Nice stuff. Here's one ticket right here. But, you know, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:03 I mean, it's really hard to say because Wheelfare movies go up and down. I mean semi pro made under 30 million dollars. Yeah, didn't made like I was pretty low total You know, and then he came back with right after that he came out with Stepbrothers and that made a hundred million wow stepbrothers made a hundred million I just watched it the day now grainy stepbrothers stepbrothers. How much would you guess stepbrothers cost to make it looks like it cost about five million dollars? No, I would guess that I would say 60 million. This is according to box office mojo.com 65 million dollars to make a step brother With a fuck of the brother, you know, is it all celery? A lot of it has to be probably yeah
Starting point is 00:35:41 I'm sure worldfell gets you had 15 million and then Mary steamer just there's a cash cow it brings the what yeah we'll see more often doesn't know it speaking of salaries who was in the hangover was there anybody of note in that movie okay here's here's a fun game the three lead actors in the hangover how many of them do you think you could name I can do one I came to them I got one he's many of them do you think you could name I can make one I came two of them I got one He's one of them Zach Alpha Zach one of them is Zach I'm into them. Okay, who's the one Bradley Cooper?
Starting point is 00:36:10 Bradley yeah, he's the one I couldn't name and he was on alias. Yeah, that's the only reason I can He was he was the Bradley Cooper was the dickhead and wedding crash. Yeah, okay. That's fine though And there's Ed Helms who's the dude from the office Oh, that was pretty funny guy So you wonder will they be like a comedy team at this point? You know, will they be like the Aptow guys like Seth Rogan and what's the dude? Paul Rudd, Danny McBride, like all those guys. I know, maybe if the movie opened bigger, I could speculate more on that.
Starting point is 00:36:37 But it wasn't that huge of an opening. Haven't seen it. So I can't say who's in that. Well, it was like 40 million. 43 million for that film. It probably cost what 10 15 Unless they use step brothers accounting. It's particularly I think amazing to us because We had seen some stuff with Zach Gallifinakis and thought he was really funny. We had seen him on like
Starting point is 00:36:55 Kimmel Kimmel show. He's funny as Helen Kimmel. Yeah, and we had seen some stuff with him And he seemed like this kind of like Andy Kaufman-esque type comedian who was like kind of playing a character, but like really funny and odd. And we actually somebody posted a picture when I had the big scruffy beard that I was growing out. They posted a picture showing how I looked like Zach Gallifinakis with a big beard. And then we had this really kind of funny, stupid idea to make a biopic. Do you want to talk about this? Well, we're not going to do it now. We're not going to do it now. He's a big star now. Yeah, we were were gonna Do a biopic about Zach Galafanakis But that didn't have Zach Galafanakis in it and not telling anybody and just make this like funny biopic about a guy Literally that we didn't think anybody knew and now he's in the number one movie over night
Starting point is 00:37:37 Yeah, and 45 million dollars We were like it was an idea to see it you would play Zach and then we would do this completely unauthorized bio pick Without talking to him at all and try to get it in Sundance and around the phones and see if he would protest it or before it He was the kind of guy who would get it. Yeah, I mean get to it's like a funny joke that you know You know normally you do unauthorized bio picks about like Bill Gates or about you know You the president of the United States. You don't do them about a club comedian that very few people even know who he is You know, and now there's a household name just about got it as piano comedy
Starting point is 00:38:09 If anyone if anyone get pronounced it, but actually it turns out I heard an interview with a guy And it's very it's a very good thing that we were too lazy to do that idea because he was kind of oddly Protective he claimed that walking Phoenix stole his look and his mannerisms as his joke of being a rapper with the big beard. Really? Yeah, he did. He legitimately sounded upset about it. I could kind of see that.
Starting point is 00:38:32 You could? Well, what the beard thing, he kind of had the same crazy eyes and stuff. Sure. So he's mimicking Zach Gallifonakis? Oh, I don't know. He was claiming that he basically stole it from him. I don't know that he stole his persona. He was thinking he was going to go on aman and steal back what's walking stole from me
Starting point is 00:38:46 Maybe he maybe that's joke. Well, I mean it's like something a picture of him and steal his soul I don't know. I mean the dude is created two personas him and his brother And that's I mean I gotta say he might just be super in on that joke too You know, I mean if there's an idea to give a shit about that's gotta be the one right to have arguments and even that who cares Yeah, right I guess so I guess so. Yeah, right. I guess so. I guess so. This is a funny idea we have today. You stole my idea of wearing shoes. Look at the way you're standing up to do your stand-up comedy.
Starting point is 00:39:10 Wasn't there that Jewish rapper who had a beard? Wasn't he before both of these guys? What's that guy's name? I'm Otis Yahoo. What? Thank you. Is that the same? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:20 He played Stubbs one time. He's the guy that did that comes out for boxers, right? Sometimes? Does boxing rap? I don't know. I haven't seen that. that like comes out for boxers, right? Sometimes does boxing rap? I don't know. I haven't seen that. Well, if you want to see any Zach Galafanakis stuff, now that you've seen it hang over and probably love it, he's all over Netflix streaming as well.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Yeah, we're assuming you have a 360 if you listen to this podcast. You're better. And like, you can look up Zach Galafanakis stuff and then also like comedians of comedy he's on there as well. So what links to it? Yeah, I'll link up your things Speaking of which we're starting a movie club on the site. I'm just doing it for the hell of it We figured out that everyone this is like kind of like a free resource a lot of people have Netflix a lot of people have the 360
Starting point is 00:40:00 We're gonna pick a movie every week watch it and then discuss it and whoever's comment on the movie gets the most plus mods For that week they picked a fall the next movie You know that's interesting Griffin and I kind of did that for a while in our journals where we would like back when I had cable whatever the bad sci-fi channel movie on Sunday nights was we would have like a live posting we'd all blog about it and it was a lot of fun. Oh you mean watch it at the same time? Watch it at the same time this sounds different a little bit but yeah that's like a it's a blast. Well with the with the new 360 update you guys can have parties and like up to eight people at once as eight yeah I think it's eight
Starting point is 00:40:23 and watch a movie together and if not you could do it maybe like everyone hit play at the same time and watch it on Ruchitit live and chat about it Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Well, this is one of those things where I'm hoping that I'm hoping the the Someone member of the group will then take it over and like run with it kind of like Griff ball And that kind of thing. Yeah, absolutely. Just don't have enough time to run it myself But I would like to participate in something like that. That's a cool idea I sign me up. Is it a group on the site right now? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:47 You mean you find in my profile, I have my group in there. Is there a movie picked out for the? No. No. I think Count 3D Dominic is going to help us a lot to get go. So you should pick the first movie. It's weird. We're kind of somebody else's point out they already had that group on the site and they
Starting point is 00:41:01 made me an admin and it was Bob Lob. Bob. Oh yeah. Bob Lob Lob. Bob. Yeah, Bob Lob, Bob. Yeah, he said we were to have it, we'll make an admin. He said he didn't have the time to run it, but he hoped we would kind of just take the ball and go. Speaking of Gryff Ball, did we talk about the Gryff Ball action figures last week? We did, right? I don't think we had them.
Starting point is 00:41:19 No, I posted some pictures in my journal, but I don't think we've talked about it yet. You know, have those a Comic Con? Yeah, they're going to be, I think, Toys Russ is selling them a Comic Con exclusively. I don't think we've talked about it yet. Yeah, we have those a Comic Con. Yeah, they're gonna be I think Toys Russ is selling in a Comic Con exclusively. I think they have like was it six thousand of it Grifball action figures. I'd like to point out that I am the only member of Ruchit who has an action figure You ask a suck it. Yeah, congratulations I know you had a lot to do with making griffball I was there. I was sitting there next to you in Gabbo. You guys made it. I said looks good
Starting point is 00:41:44 I was sitting there standing there next to you in Gavol you guys made it. I said looks good He was around right you guys are making together. I remember yeah I watched you guys on this you on the sofa sitting there talking with Gavol you guys made it so I love asking trivia questions What was the original name of Griffball Much ball. I don't know smash ball Halo rugby. Halo rug makes sense It's actually a member of the site. I think we actually gaff that pointed out calling it griffball I mean so dad I'm meeting on the podcast saying gaff made griffball That's what you just admitted well. I wrote the goddamn line Griffball no, it's all credit goes to Bernie of course if anybody wants one of those figures
Starting point is 00:42:20 You have to go to Comic Con you can buy one there from Toys of Us and I think they might have a limited number on their website Like when Comic Con is actually running they might have a limited number on the Toys of Us website. I know I know here's what Gavin contributed I just remember well Gavin contributed was to force the color of the runner to be orange because it was called Grifball so why not make the guy orange? I thought that's brilliant. Yeah, that's good But the whole roundabout way I was getting to that is that Since Toys of Us is gonna be selling in that Comic Con and I don't think our booth will have them. We're making a Gryff Ball polo. We decided today.
Starting point is 00:42:51 I didn't enjoy our us. It's true. Jeffrey the draft is named after me. We spell our names. Maybe you can claim an action figure too. Anyway, so the plan is to have Gryff Ball limited edition gif ball polos at Comic Con this year But the real reason we started talking about the gif ball polos is because today we got in the Ristarty's polo That's true. We go up in our store right now But you're a black polo with the Ristarty logo for our more dignified Yes, for our casual Friday listeners. I made a fancy little thing about it in the store
Starting point is 00:43:20 So now did you could see yeah, yeah, the uh, I'm sure to link it It's the it's the shirt that I basically wear all the time yes it's like you in the comic yeah I did that thing recently and the ones we sailed don't come with the same smell as the one you're up but I'll pre-smell them to fly as they're optional french fries so is there anything anybody else wants to talk about before we wrap up today oh I have I have a request real fast we're doing the next pajama shivans Thursday night and we're gonna do three games we're gonna do UFC prototype and the third game. We don't know So if anybody has a suggestion for a good arcade game that's relatively new that would work for the girls
Starting point is 00:43:52 I would love to hear it you got messages or personal comments on the site because I'm kind of at a loss is what to pick for the third game You also do flock flock flock flock. Yeah, I'm not no I'm not no no no no no speaking of ideas Yeah, I would love to see flocc, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, started. I know it started sometime in December, but I don't know why or how. I want to explain what it is for people who don't go to Achievement Hub there. It's the, it's the site, it's the series that my wife runs where she gets a lot of girls who are really cool to wear pajamas and play video games and like get drunk. And they're not gamers, so it's fun to watch their unique view on video games. That is the most sedately that anyone has ever talked about drunk girls in pajamas. I used to have that dream every night in my life about 16 years ago and I filmed it and I go have another drink you'll enjoy the game
Starting point is 00:44:57 better. It's always dreamed to have the girl who plays video games right? Yeah pretty much. I'm a hero to one who plays golf. She married the one dude on the planet who does not play golf. Yeah, that's interesting. I just found out recently that your wife plays golf. Yeah, yeah, she does. She's, I mean, she's a great golfer and she goes out in golf and every like, of course she gets matched up in threesomes or, you know, I just realized her's two meanings to that word. Yeah, too. She was in the threesome with a couple of dudes and they always want to know like, where's the husband, you know, like, where's your husband than all this? assume she's single cuz he's like oh he doesn't play golf And they think it's your husband doesn't play all like you know like I'm walking around with a person
Starting point is 00:45:34 Their impression, but I just can't stand the fact that golf takes as long as it does after nine I mean anything that takes five hours yet of kidding me. You gotta be kidding me, right? Yeah, I mean just wandering around. I mean, I rather go just sit on a bench, enjoy the outdoors than like. I'd rather be reading old do-ar than fucking spending five hours outside. All right.
Starting point is 00:45:54 I got nothing. Last call. Last call. Anything else you wanna talk about? Just watch Red vs Blue Recreation. The summer. Recreation. Recreation, recreation, recreation recreation 9pm central
Starting point is 00:46:06 Mondays 9pm Central on the dot GMT minus six don't fucking email me and ask me what time that is the other day we bought Mount Gay rum as a joke at the liquor store on the way back from lunch and it's fantastic big ups to the Mount Gay people we're drinking it right now. Do you guys ever determine where Mount Gayays located? It's in Jamaica I think right somewhere like I don't know. Yes, you literally bought the run because it said Mount gay on it Yeah, how fucking older you did you 12
Starting point is 00:46:36 Giggling the whole time. We're still laughing about it Mount gay It's like an entire How long have you known I know but what is it? It's a room have you had the room? I mean you're gonna drink this stuff. Why not just go with what you know or what you like It's delicious. This is how you branch out. Yeah, you gotta try new things. Are you ever curious? You get you get curious about the game You get swayed by a label and you find something new. Yeah, you know a lot of thought goes into naming it right like they must You know, they must say we're gonna name this since for the novelty
Starting point is 00:47:06 I had to have been made a long time ago There's probably a twig soft moroc idiots that are gonna buy it because of the word gay Yeah, probably yeah, that's a good start. Yeah, it's got a huge convert That's why I don't understand Microsoft why they name that controller. They named it the Natal It just seems like why would you name anything that possibly has even a glimmer that it could turn into a pun of any kind that could be used against you I mean why would you do that it's like how do you like a new controller how does it work not all you know and it's like it's like you know Sony came out and this is our new cock and ball well the Japanese have
Starting point is 00:47:42 been doing it since the beginning of time though right it's almost Microsoft's defense, I don't think Natal's the final Why is name for that? Where do you think they came up with that? There's gotta be some sort of It's the name of a city in Brazil. Microsoft always names their projects after cities. Oh, okay. Thank you Brazil I knew you'd know. I you know, I have wondered what the final product will be named It'll be the Microsoft's a dick Okay, I'm not know we're out of here. Alright, thanks for listening everyone. Tata.
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