Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #93

Episode Date: December 22, 2010

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Twisted metal, streaming now, only on peacock. Well, here's a little store about a small group of pals who never had an act for impressing all the guys. So they started making dids and they made themselves set, they called it Rupertie Bud. It means cock-butt, and they could put a duke, and go means cocked by the gumbag to doot to goot. Well, Bernie, you ate some sandwiches, you've got some tattoos. Gus was an Mexican and Joel was caboose. It all started out as a simple little plan. Now a few years later, we all call ourselves our fans. Gumbag to doot to goot.

There are weekly trusted source and movies, tech and games, and occasional thing or two about the latest coaching change. So grab your beam, their tag amp, up down on your ass for this holiday episode of the Drunk Tank Pog cast. Hey it's the holiday podcast. Welcome to the podcast everybody. Is it like you're back at it? It was the instrumental part of the best. I just don't understand how you guys got my dad to do an intro. What I want to know is at one point did he wake up like in the middle of the night and go I should mash up a holiday theme and the Beverly Hill building intro.

Those are the things that just naturally go together and I don't think anyone could have possibly followed up last week's intro. Did you ever find out who made that awesome awesome intro? Um, he, no, I don't, I'd never did. Jeff is wildly signaling. No, I like, Gus was fucking with stuff and now I lost an ear. Is that better? Uh, I can still only hear it when I left here. It was weird.

She's a doctor. You've done it. I think I said it's better. So the podcast we had to move locations. We had to move locations today. So we're a little, we're dealing with technical issues there. There's a guy with a drill and some cameras in my office. And rather than asking what he was doing or how long it would take I just moved all my equipment to another room. I try to avoid the human interaction or competition whenever possible. So now we're in our conference room slash

Monti's closet. Well he moved out so it's mainly just boxes of crap now. Midge boxes of money stuff. Yeah. Oh money stuff still here. Is that money stuff right there? It looks like old office stuff. There's clothes. I'm pretty sure that's not the office pillow. Yeah, you're probably right. This room, though, has nobody has claimed it yet. This is our space for growth in here. Yeah, clearly we needed it.

I'm going to fucking claim it now. I'm going to piss all over it. This is my room. Jesus. All right. Look at Adam. Is that what it takes? Yeah, it's what it takes So in this office, hell yeah.

Well, hey, do you have you seen what people do to trash in this office? God is making a joke about the brand and sent an email that was just a picture of the trash can and he didn't like the way someone was throwing away trash. I was because there was no bag in the trash. I don't know the bag in the trash.

I'll I'll fess up. It was me. I can't. I can't. After I ate my Chipotle yesterday, I went out to throw away throw my trash away and I just threw it in the can. I didn't know if I'm a bag in the trash. I'll, I'll, I'll fess up. It was me. I, I, after I, after I ate my Chipotle yesterday, I went out to throw away, throw my trash away, and I just threw it in the can. I didn't look. Apparently there was no bag in there and Brandon doesn't like that.

He said, he said I'm a mass email. He said a mass email, call him out, and I stand by my trash disposal protocol. Let me ask you a question. It's, it's fucked up. I agree. It's fucked up to throw trash into a trash can with no bag. But also, if you're not looking and you just like toss it, I can see how you would make that. Because

there's like, our trash can has a little, like a, a lid that has a little hole in it. So you just like throw it in the hole. How do you know? Who's the asshole who took the bag out and then replaced? That's what I said. Yeah. Yeah. No, seriously. This is just serious. That's the culprit. That's the culprit right there. The person at fault is the person who took out the trash bag and then didn't replace it. Who's going to have a good deed? I can understand what you guys are saying. However, Brandon is the only person in the office who ever takes out recycling or trash.

And he's probably just fucking sick of it. He should be fucking used to it. I would say he's one of only two people who do it. Also, that's like saying, Jeff and Jack are the only people who do achievement. That's because it's our job. Brandon's job is to take out our trash. Is it really his time to do it? Jeff and Jack are the only people who do Achievement, that's because it's our job Brandon's job is to take out our trash Yes, it's job Do you really now do you really think that do you really think that like there's someone in this company whose job it is to take out the trash?

We all make trash farmahemie. What okay? We were all here at the beginning of the company when was that your job and I've never been my job exactly It's never and it's never been your job either has it got It wasn't on the on the list of requirements when I applied for the position. So you guys came in above whatever level. Well, when we came in, we were in your house. Yeah, fucking it up. So there was already a trash system in place. So we came in and we didn't fuck with what was already working. We don't rock the boat. We are a cog that fits in anywhere you put us. That's right. But not in the trash or it helped around

an office kind of way. But no, this cog doesn't go that way. Who's the fucking fooling here? Your sales are you fooling me? I'm fooling anybody. I'll care about it's fooling Brandon. And when I take out the trash, I take out the trash because I don't want to look at a mountain of trash.

I don't want to watch people do that fucking jenga they do when the trash gets over the lid. And they just see how high they can stack it. Like let me ask you, cold to counters. Let me ask you question. When you take out the trash, do you put a bag in the trash can? Yeah, I expect. Alright, well then you do your job correctly. Congratulations. I'll say something else for Bernie. I actually put other bags in the bottom of the trash can. It's considerate. Good job saying is. So what we're saying is Bernie you've done a great job this year Take the fucking trash guys

You know, I think you why about everybody wash out their own damn coffee mug since we're on the subject I do that every day. I don't even use a coffee mug. I watch out my coffee mug every time I use it Yeah, the fuck yeah dude Jeff is have Jeff has makeup on for continuity and it's really fucking me up Yeah, I had to do some reshoots a few I had to make him look worse some really gross reshoots He freaked me out when he came in yeah, he has to look worse That's a good way to put it and when he came in my office I was like dude what is wrong? Happened you find ten minutes ago. Yeah, like you look kind of pale and red-eyed and gaffly at this point

You look kind of pale and red-eyed and ghastly at this point. You look kind of terrible. Yeah, you're about to go to make up. Good stuff Griffin. I'm about to, I'm going to watch it all off and do another re-shoot after this podcast. I can't believe you're able to work with this body and make it look worse. That really speaks to your talent. Okay, we should get on task here. Okay. No, we have to take a trash. We have to take the trash out. We got to end the podcast. We have to do our nominations for Drunk Tank Awards. Okay, should we come up with a name for the awards like the Academy Awards of the Oscars? Well, it's on the drunkies the drunkies the doies the doies the doies I'll put it out to the community see if anyone's up in any way we want to give people a trophy that says do you know? Yeah, are we have trophies this year?

We'll work on them. We got to get something something new. The trophies last year were tremendous. We've got to beat them. I'm not going to say who, but I was told that one of the people we gave it to could not put it in their trophy display case because they couldn't endorse alcohol consumption along with their brand. Why? I don't know. That was just like a deal.

So, who couldn't do it? By or where? Wow. Really? They have to take the, they could not put the trophy in the case. So because it has a beer can on top of it. I got news for you, dude. After fucking Commander Shepherd saves the universe, the dude's gonna have a drink. He's sitting in his little captain's corner and getting a fucking mask right. Getting a dance from Talia. What's up with that?

Wally drinks a fucking, while he drinks some cognac. Let's blow it up. Winning an award this year. Yeah, okay. Why are you wearing? Maybe if our trophy had a blue skin stripper on top of it, that would be acceptable. A blue skin stripper having Lesbian sets out on on Fox News. Cross species in Lesbian set. Or if it was an orc covered in 400 gallons of blood. I was in the same.

If you're going to get a lesbian cross species encounter you've got to lick her that girl up. You know I mean you got these something. You got to grease the wheel a little bit. You're not just walking into that. You're gonna have a lot of space credits if you are. Okay seriously by where we love you. Yeah. Put the damn trophy in the case I'm trope in the fucking case. I want to see it too. So fight me fucking over and show me that it's in the case Thanks in advance for the beta code. You're definitely gonna give us for a nice older public We can't put that in the trophy case either Sorry, we already deal with one space property. We can't deal with another Okay, we'll be awesome though to be in such a position as it's gonna be like, oh, there's so many

trophies. Yeah. Which one do we keep out of the case? I guess we can keep the beer one in the case. Which one's fucking famous and popular? Well, like how we all reverted to that voice. Okay. So what are our cameras?

Oh, shit, dude. You got a fucking book. It's filled with serial numbers. You see that shit? Let me see. Gus has a notepad. What is this? Try back a film festival? Fuck yeah. serial numbers you see that shit let me see Gus has a notepad what is this try back a film festival fuck yeah how'd you get that did you go to the tryback I got it from our DVD distributor oh yeah no I mean I presented there a panel on Xbox okay so our categories are okay best online

video yes best movie yes best trailer yes Best TV show. Yes. Best DLC. Yes. And we forgot to mention last week, best game. Best game. Best game. Um, do we want to throw a best mobile game in there? I suggested that last podcast. I don't know if it's necessary. I don't want to overcomplicate it. Okay. Let's keep it to the basic. Although it just be called the Angry Birds Award. Yeah. Do you think Roxio would put the uh, it's not as rock. Rovio would put the... It was the Insights Rock, Rovio, with the trophy in the trophy case? What about online personality of the year?

I nominate Jeff. I nominate me. Podcasts of the year. I had to vote for NPR. Car talk. And don't tell me. Which one do you want to start with? Uh, I do start from the top best online video. Online video. I'm writing, I'm writing these down to

make fucking official in my Tribeca film festival. Now, Jeff, you were whining today. I wasn't whining. I was just saying I couldn't think of a lot of really good online videos for the year. I was more, I got noticed today, guys. I really have no idea who got a hold of my, my book. Someone drew Gus as a frag doll and then wrote boob boobies next to it and whoever wrote it looks like they were writing like a third grader Let me ask you question probably Jill. You're one of these guys. I think I am a You're obsessed with boners. Why do guys draw dicks so much like I'm not one of those dudes But you love the not every everything that you do has the word boner in it every username I think it's a funny word boner could it doesn't it's not that it means

a dick it's just a funny word like there are words that I like because they're fun to say boners just fun to say I also like the word bracket you like to feel a boner in your mouth it's what you're getting at yeah I like the way boner rolls off the tongue. So but no, I'm not a guy that draws a lot of dicks. But why did I see that? Why don't you draw some dicks? When I was growing up in first grade, everyone I knew drew boobs. I don't know anyone who I didn't know any dude who drew. Boops are really not that fun to draw though. They would just draw a double user sensually.

Take it back. Rounded double dicks. No, but I mean if you draw a dick or some boobs, I would rather draw a dick because it's just more fun to. Take it back. Re-round a double. No, but I mean, if you had a draw dick or some boobs, I would rather draw a dick because it's just more fun to draw, I think. No, no. We should take a poll. Okay.

And then we'll draw some polls, vote now. Okay, best online video. Okay, who goes first? I'm going to nominate. Let's go into some obvious ones right off the back. Double rainbow. Yeah, double rainbow is my nomination. And if you have a pair of double rainbow, it's the guy who's clearly in an altered state of mind.

Whether it's ecstasy or ecstasy. I think it's mushrooms. I think I'm guessing mushrooms. I'm going to make I guess you just pure joy. I'm going to make another nomination and follow it up with a question. I'm going to put bed and shooter song in here as well. Or bed and shooter, I should say. And then ask which of these videos are we nominate the originals or the schmo yoho songs based on them. Like the autotune the news ones right. I don't know if they call themselves autotune the news. I would say the original. The original. I agree. Okay. You got to you got to honor the original artist. But then so then is the auto tuned version a separate video and does it deserve its own

nomination. I think they're videos you know. If you want to share. Exactly. own now? I think so. I would think so. If you want to share, because I think they do. I think some auto tune, I would even say the double rainbow, the original artist, was better than the auto tune song, but the better shooter as an auto tune song was better than original. I definitely agree with that. I think the auto tune song helped get that video out more though, the original. The double rainbow? Yeah, the auto tune thing kind of spread and then helped push that one. Yeah, but auto tune, they do pick up stuff that it's a meme, the original. The double rainbow? Yeah, like the auto-tune thing kind of spread and then helped push that one.

Yeah, but auto-tune, they do pick up stuff that it's a meme, you know. And there's something we should point out too, that I didn't know. And that is that when the auto-tune the news guys make a very successful video, they make money from that, from ads, and I don't know from what else.

Maybe T-shirts or things like that. But they actually give money back to the original people. Apparently they gave, I want to say it was they gave half the money they made from the bed and chewed your song to the guy. Oh really? And he bought his mom a house. He was able to like get his mom into a house because of it. Wow, that's pretty cool.

Hopefully somewhere where they're not snatching your women up. Yeah, hopefully somewhere a little safer. I've got another, I'm looking through. I made a few bookmarks. I have one. I have to talk about the I feel like it's it's not as fun. It's not as cool as last year's, but I feel like we have to have a drunk guy. No, I think that drunk I walk in up the street trying to walk up the street. Yeah, I'm there were two drunk guys walking up the street. One falls into the fence and then the other one is like walking up a hill and you can't make it up in the hill so which one are you talking about? That's the one I'm talking about. Yeah, I like the guy who falls to the fence

I got another drunk guy to put in here too the guy the concert who can't get his sandal back. Oh That's a good one. Yeah I got another one here not a drunk guy Was the dude who wraps about being in quarantine a video from this year? I want to say it was. It wasn't nominated last year. No, I would definitely put that in here. Yeah, the quarantine wrapper.

Quarantine wrapper. I'm also going to put in the instant rave, how to start a movement. That's a cool video. Very cool video. Very inspiring video, especially. I'm going to specifically say the guy who mentioned it, Ted Talk, because the way he re-contextualized it was great. Have you seen that Griffin? Yeah, we'll

show you the process. Yeah, and all these videos will be linked. You can actually kind of click them as we're going through here, right? Yeah, you should be able to do the enhanced podcast. If you have any hands, if you're listening to the MP3 one, then go get on your fucking 46 computer and load up internet explorer through and check out our fucking link. Listen to the iron in his voice. Yeah, if you're half a generation behind fuck you. I'm stuck at dick. MP3, what is this 1999? Go fucking find our podcast on Napster. I also, I'm a big fan of the one-off videos and I gotta say that block go has got to be nominated. What's that one? I'll play for you. What's wrong with the internet?

Why can't I get anywhere? Oh is the wireless? Yeah, it's all working Having issues the other one while you're working that out the other one I was thinking of was Of course our old favorite the woman goes crazy and the McDonald's drive through oh Yeah, yeah, I can't wait for New Year's. I gotta make my resolutions Make nuggets no more bullshit And I think that's about all I had does a blog go I meant go boy go boy. I'm very important I don't know what that is so go boy. How do you spell that go?

exclamation point Boa exclamation point. Oh,, is the one from like the Eastern European American idol on there? Is that this year? Eastern, oh, can Lee? Can Lee? That's an old one. Oh, it's old man.

It's a woman. I just discovered it. Hungarian idol trying to sing, sing, can't live without you, what's the name of the song? Mariah Carey. Can't live. It's actually Harry Nolson. Mariah Carey just covered it.

Oh, is it true? Yeah. Okay. I also think we should nominate at least one Freddy W video because I think he was a standout artist on YouTube or in the video scene this year. He came out of nowhere. All right. So part of the flower video.

Flower video. The flower power. Warfare. That one's really good. Man, I am having trouble loading anything on here. Uh-oh Jack was having terrible time uploading earlier. Yeah, it's because I kept breaking the internet My fault. It was just going slow Like I can't even load the pay. Oh here we go Okay, so I'm gonna get to here in a second. Okay, well actually technical. We should. We should cut off our online video nominations there at 30.

10 or so. And we'll pair it down to five. Yeah, sure. And then how's this process work? We, uh, okay, we put up a poll and the people can vote, but we throw out all their votes and we make a decision. Okay. That and we'll air our decisions next week.

Okay, there you go. That's funny. I have no memory of how we did it last year at all. Yeah. We have a rapist here in Lincoln Park. See, I didn't like that video very much. I don't think it was that funny. It's like, that guy was great.

It was great. All right, so next category is best movie. What? I hate Iceland. Remember that guy? It's got a guy on the headline user, whatever. Yeah. That guy was great. Anyway, we'll move on. Okay, yeah. So guy on the headline user, whatever. Yeah, that guy was great.

Anyway, we'll move on. Okay, yeah, so we're moving on to Best Movie. Okay, Best Movie. So Best Movie of the Year. Well, I would say most people would say we instantly have to include Inception. Of course. Yeah, because I think a lot of people like Inception. However, I would say that Inception has competition

for even being the best sci-fi movie of the year. Star Trek? No. I'm gonna throw a dark horse in there. I'm gonna say Book of Eli, which came out in January. Great movie. Oh, that's really good.

Of all the movies I saw this year, there's something about Book of Eli that just stuck with me, man. So I wanna put that up for nomination for Best Movie of the Year. All right. Luckily, that is a movie I've seen as well and everything is distressed which I love I would have said Look at Eli until last week when I saw exit through the gift shop. That's my

Not for a side phone with that up for general movie here. Yeah, general movie there. That is the Banksy documentary. Oh my god Such a brilliant film. It's such it Exit through the gift shop is such an incredible brilliant film. It's such an, it exactly the gift shop is such an incredible analysis of art by artists. Yeah, and it's crazy to see, to hear them be so honest about what they do. It's such a cliche thing to say, but that film works on so many different levels. It's pretty, it's pretty awesome. Well, we are still talking about it for like two days after that, and which I think is always a great sign of a movie. Yeah. But what are we doing? Are we doing purely sci-fi right now or? No, no, whatever.

Go out there. So if I'm going to nominate some other stuff, we haven't seen Tron yet. We should bake that clear. We're going to see Tron. So we have to just mention in nominations and probably also true grit. We have to include them and then see them

before we can whittle it down. Absolutely. Well, everything I've heard about true grit, everyone loves it. That's true. It looks tremendous. It looks great. Great trailer. Yeah, it looks very cool. Yeah

Let's let's let's address things that I think our audience would nominate. Okay. I don't think we would necessarily nominate kickass and Scott Pilgrim. No, thanks. Do we want to talk about either one of those? I like to kickass I haven't seen Scott Pilgrim, but I don't know if I would nominate it for like movie the year But you know people like it. I didn't see Scott Pilgrim I thought kick-ass was okay. You liked it. That's okay. It was a I just okay. I didn't love it It wasn't like movie the year. I watched I did I mean I watched the other guys for the second time I thought I like that way more yeah the other guys that's interesting I can I always try to think like back when I can think about a movie like how many moments I instantly recall for the

Moop from the movie to impact me. Sure. Like if I see Big Lebowski, it's like, wait, like 40 things all at once. I'm thinking about that movie. Yeah, absolutely. Scott Pilgrim, I can make an effort and I can't tell you things that happened in that movie. It was just like, it was, it was a very in the moment movie, but it's just like it made no long lasting impact on me. I can almost say the same thing about Inception. Yeah.

There's some really cool things that happen in Inception, you know, that low gravity elevator scene on the second tier of their adventure. That was incredible. I can honestly say I've never seen anything like that in a movie, but overall, what were we left with? I had some cool discussions about it. It's true. I liked Inception, but I didn't, like, I wasn't left wanting to watch it again.

I wasn't left with the cool really. I didn't think it was, like, people thought it was this, had this great plot twist and there's like, let's's just was a real or not. It was a pretty straightforward film and I didn't think that the hook at the end really was like I mean it didn't leave me wondering. Made some great memes though. Yeah made some good memes. And also I saw so many comparisons to it in the matrix like then people mashing it up and it just reminded me of how similar those two movies are and how the Matrix is really just man that was a great movie man. Matrix is a good film. Yeah. We're talking to you guys, we're talking we kind of passed over as kickass and Scott Pilgrim. Okay. Do you want to defend either one

of those or nominate them for movie of the year? No. Okay. Okay. Okay. And I realize a lot of our audience loves those two movies. You know, if Jack were here he probably would say one of those two has to be movie. Well, there's a reason he's not So I had the last ones I wrote down here were Tron and TruGret were there any others after that? No, no not really so we have inception book of Eli Tron and TruGret do you want to throw something maybe a little more Like to the gift shop that we got that one. Yeah, like Toy Story 3. Oh, you know what that I was actually thinking about that on the way in and then I lost track of it I think that was great And especially for a third to be that like it might have been it might have been oh What about the endorsement? Yes, okay. What about the social network? I haven't seen it, but people loved it. It was really good

I thought I thought it was tremendous is it is deserving of being on this list before we put toy stories read down on paper though Kim can I can I suggest that we kind of compare it to how to train your dragon? I did not, but you did Jeff. I did see it. Yeah. I actually thought I thought that was a really good movie. And you know, Dreamworks is always kind of trailing Pixar, but I thought how to train your dragon was really, really good. Shit, you know what I saw the other day that I was pretty good and I'm surprised. I thought Shrek IV was pretty good. Get the fuck out of here. I hated Shrek 1-2. I never thought 3. You never saw 1, you saw 2-3. I hated them, but I thought Shrek four was okay. I also saw a mega mind. That wasn't bad. Mega mind is really good Yeah, but mega mind mega mind is good

I wouldn't say that how to train your dragon is better. It's on the level of mega mind to me So sure to be was really good toy story three was like hey, what happened at the end Griffin? Do you remember I was able to make her cry for about three weeks after that just like getting her to tell me the last five minutes of the movie. She had to like storm out the mom was alone in the room and the room was empty. I don't talk about it. Why was it a room empty? Where were the kids? What did Andy go? Did they have banded her? What happened to you? Can you like, I still do though. I want to know what? And we're going to talk. There's going to probably be some spoilers in our year and wrap. I up Sorry if you're gonna get some for spoilers for you, but I guess it's to be expected but From Toy Story 3 I really want to know what the fuck happened to Bo Peep

I thought that was like a misdirection at the beginning of the movie that they casually mentioned that she wasn't there anymore And something had happened to her and I thought oh she they're gonna go to the attic and she's gonna be in a box in the attic I'm gonna be reunited nope. Wait. Was she in the second one? Yeah, yeah big time. No thing happened to her and I thought, oh, she, they're going to go to the attic and she's going to be in a box in the attic. Are they going to be reunited? Nope. Wait, was she in the second one? Yeah. Yeah. Big time. Nothing happened to her at the end. What's that? No, it was just like, like, he was just sad because she moved on. Well, like, I think a lot of time it has the little sister had bow peep or something, right?

Yes. Yeah. She was like a little porcelain doll. So I think she was the sister's toy, but somehow was in Andy's room all the time. Yeah. And it didn't really make much sense why Andy had that toy in his room. Yeah, I guess it must have been hers, right? Like, I never wanted to say what she was there either. Was the crib in Andy's room?

No, I don't think so. In the first one? No, I think it might have been. Yeah, I think it was there. It was the first one. Yeah. Like it was something with the crib in the first one. We'll have to rewatch and find out.

Yeah, that's not gonna happen. That's a creepy family. Oh, yeah, this is funny. Just to bring up, we don't do have time for a side story. I don't know. Action fact. I was talking about how he could really relate to that the Sid character or whatever is Sid as the neighbor, like the kid he like structures toys. He's like, I was just like that as a kid. I was like taking all my stuff apart, you know, putting it back together in a weird way. And I'm like, oh yeah, you know, he became like a garbage man. And after high school. And he's like, I was just like that as a kid. I was like taking all my stuff apart, you know, putting it back together in a weird way. And I'm like, oh yeah, you know, he became like a garbage man after high school.

And he's like, well, okay, I guess I'm not. Well, like how old is he there? Like 19? Yeah, we'll wait 10 years. Let's see where he's at. So 10 years, we're gonna, hopefully we'll see some. Toys story seven, Siddle D. Siddle D.

Every Monty. Yeah. The question is, will Sid put another bag in the can where everybody takes the bag out? That's the question. Will he somehow spill coffee on the wall eight feet up in the air? Not many many people know what you're talking about though that Sid is actually from Toy Story 1 I didn't even notice that and you pointed it out to me. He's in Toy Story 3 He's the guy who collects the garbage and he puts like the Justice by a lurch, but puts one of the toys on the front and can I say he looks happy as hell as a garbage man

Like that dude found his place in life and he thought he liked it I thought I was weird. He had the same shirt. He had when he was seven You find what you you find what you like and you fucking stick with it Charlie Brown's been wearing the same shirt for 60 years. Nobody says anything about that Clearly, well, he also never grew up. That's kind of strange And clearly said was very good about recycling so or he's just You know said can actually kind of like change the perspective of choice or it do it from Sid's perspective It's like I don't waste my toys. I reuse them. Yeah, great. I don't my parents don't have a lot of money I got to be I got to be creative any single ass on the rich kid next door

Just everything away tons of new toys and fucking throwing them everywhere And he loses his toys a lot doesn't he does and he doesn't seem to affect him It's like oh where they go. Oh well. Oh wait there't seem to affect him. It's like, oh where'd they go? Oh well, oh wait, they're in the car with me. Everything's great for Andy, fucking prick. No idea what they went through. Off he goes to Dartmouth. So they need to make said story, essentially.

Yeah, I would watch it. Yeah, hell yeah. It would be interesting. All right, I want to throw some out there that I can't believe you two have not mentioned. One is the Harry Potter movie. It was not that good. Oh yeah. Really? It was was okay but it had Baltimore to the

that was my Voldemort impression by the way it's like perfect I had a gear in my nose you nailed it your Voldemort is also your impression of everyone in Amsterdam Jack S3D where's that oh yeah you know the problem I have with Jack S3D, where's that? Yeah, you know the problem I have a Jack S3D. It wasn't as good as Jack S2. I like it a lot. Don't get me wrong. Great movie, but it's hard for me to think of nominating that for film of the year when it wasn't as good as its previous iteration. Okay. Am I not writing either of those down?

I guess not. Write it down. Sure. Put it in there. You put it in there. Which one? Jack has 3D? I'll put Jack has 3D in there, sure. My two movies are Jack has 3D in the exit through the gift shop. You're just taking the cool guy ones.

Why do you look at two that means we have eight? What? He's a two movie. I'm just saying those are the only two. I'm on a note. Okay. Okay. There's no rules.

Yeah. What is it in the Oscars? Nothing. I have 10 movies. 10 fucking movies. Nominee for best picture uh-huh stupid all right uh-uh were there any others that you want to put on there that means that means ten movies that means every every weekend you go to the box office you have a one in five chance of there's a movie that's out that's the best picture of

the year that's stupid stupid very stupid stupid stupid um stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Um, I'm going to nominate best movie none of us saw, but we all probably should have seen it, which is the town. Yeah, people love that movie. And it looked good. And I really want to like, like, Ben Affleck as a writer and all that. I just throw it every single day. I can't wait to see it. But every time I would see a trailer for it, I'd go watch the departed. Like, I don't know. I mean, my mind, they were kind of so similar. I was like, Oh, yeah, I should watch the departed again. I'd go watch the departed. Like I don't know, we didn't mind. They were kind of so similar. I was like, oh yeah, I should watch the departed again. I had to go watch the departed. I don't wait to see it.

And I just thought of another movie. Is the Mark Wahlberg Fighter movie? The fighter comes up this week. She's up this week, I think so. I hear that's supposed to be really good. Yeah, the town and the fighter are both supposed to be tremendous. That's the problem.

Let's write them down. And then by the time we come back, for next week, we will have seen them both. And listen, we're not, I mean, the movies we nominate are like movies that people actually watch. You know, we're not, I mean, the movies we nominate are like movies that people actually watch, you know, and we're not going out and trying to pick an Oscar winner, but that's the problem is that at the end of the year, that's when they stack all the Oscar contenders because it's fresh in every's mind, it's the end of the year, and they

get nominated. Like, I had forgotten Book of Eli, not an Oscar contender, but I forgot there was this year, and it was, luckily, it was in January. But it came out, I think January, like 11th, right? I don't remember and it was luckily it was in January but it came out in January like 11th right? Yes, I don't remember it was pretty early though Okay, should we move on to best? You want to recap real quick? Okay, I have written down Inception book of Eli exit through the gift shop Tron true grit toy story 3 social network Jack S3D the town and the fighter. Okay

A great movie that you guys probably never saw too, which is now in DVD made by some friends of ours. The Duplass brothers is Cyrus. Oh, is that good? Oh, fuck. So it's so good. I almost rented it at the other day. I see.

I'll put it down. I see that's for it all over brick.com. Yeah, they're getting a lot of good marketing for that. It made a lot of money. It's already made. It's $7 million of the box office. It's on the zoom marketplace, actually. Is it?

Yeah, you should definitely watch it. Yeah. Those guys have a very distinct style now. It's, um, mumble core. Yeah, mumble core. But I mean, those characters, those are the Joni Hill character and the, uh, I only want to say, C Thomas Riley. John C. Riley. John C. Riley. Thank you. C Thomas. How? Uh, John C. Riley, those characters are unlike any characters I've ever seen in a movie before, but they're instantly relatable. So it's cool. I would definitely recommend to watch it.

I'll definitely check it out. I'll probably watch it tonight. That's the thing I like is when we dominate movies that have been out for a while that I can get very easily. I can go to the theater. Theater. Theater. Theater.

Let's hear you talk another language. Oh, is this your second language? Let's hear you Spanish. I love my ESL courses. You realize it's a very pinful memory. You realize vulgarity doesn't count as a first language. It does the way I use it. Rage is the second language. Best trailer. Okay. Oh, Daba, Daba, Daba. Which is intentionally vague. It could be a video game trailer or a movie trailer. I'm going to nominate a double wide the

Uncharted 3 trailer is my favorite trailer here In the fucking desert walk around sand great fuck now Okay, I also like the true great trailer. Oh, that was a good one. Yeah, those are my two Because we each get to man This is I feel like this is a hard category Last year was easy the true great one is actually a really good trailer You already said it so this year there was the hope trailer right the Old Republic hope trailer. That was the sure

Hope debuted around Comic-Con. Oh, table three had a really good trailer. Oh, that was a cinematic intro that they just No, no the trailer where they're pulling down the What was the cinematic intro that they just wrote? No, no, no, the trailer where they're pulling down the, the single through trailer where they're pulling down the statue. That's a great trailer. Let's got the music in the background. This is what I know we're gonna miss one and it's obvious. So we reserve the right to add on later.

Where they're, I'm trying to think, that they have any trailers for reach. I know they have the cinematic one where- They had the beta trailer with the floating text. They had the TV commercial where they take the bomb up to the ship. Yeah. We're cats running with it. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. Deliver hope, right? That's that was that was hope. Yeah. That's why I thought you were talking about it first. No, I was talking about hope from older public. I still like the ODSC trailer better, but that deliver hope trailer was really good.

Could you even nominate like to call a duty commercial with people walking and firing at each other? Or is that not coming? No, but see that they were getting into like a weird space. Is it commercial or is it just marketing? Yeah, let's just do trailer. Like the same thing about that. That was the hope, the deliver hope. I had the same feeling about it. But it did have a two-minute version of it too. Right, but it's not really a trailer because it's not gameplay. Well, no, no, no, I disagree with that. I think you can have a trailer that doesn't show

I agree with that too. Okay. So, if you can have a trailer that doesn't show. I agree with that too. Yeah. So if you have a movie trailer that doesn't show any of the movie, sure, Spider-Man had one. That's teasers. Yeah. Okay. No, is that one where he like puts the dudes between the twin towers? And it wasn't in the movie at all. Yeah. Stop trying to stack the deck for your choice, buddy. I'm just fucking, I'm just fucking talking. He's fucking I'll throw my trash away Whoever I want qualification What were some I'm as a John legacy John legacy the first one ahead that super blown out music again. That was pretty good

Yeah Very cool. Do you guys seem to like that massive? I say trailer? I like my spectacular. Oh, what about the end? I think the end-tartifill was better than the portal two. Was it it wasn't a trailer? Was it just gameplay? What was it? The portal two one is really fun. They've had a couple. Oh, the one with Wheatley with Steven Merchant. Yeah. Is that what it was like? Is that a trailer? I guess so. Yeah, yeah, sure. Because it looks pretty awesome. That was pretty funny. The one where the encounter Glados, Glados at the end. Yeah. What are their big games? Not really interesting. Really? I thought that was a phenomenal.

People are very excited about Portal 2 and I wasn't until I started seeing the gameplay videos that they were releasing and I should point out that I have not seen those gameplay videos. So I was like yeah I didn't care at all. I loved Portal. I wasn't excited for the sequel until I saw those videos. Those gameplay videos are nuts. I'm going back to school for degree in physics to be able to be looking for portal. Yeah, portal.

Portal one is nothing like portal tube. What I can tell portal to is like, it looks pretty challenging. Did you guys like the Harry Potter trailer? I thought the Harry Potter trailer was fantastic. Yeah, but that was a good trailer. It was better than the movie. Yeah, but it's a nominate then.

Yeah, I would. Inception trailer was pretty good too. That was a good one. I'll back you up on that one. I'll put it out. Yeah. I'm not saying it should be nominated. I'm just saying it was good. Well, it's fucking in the book. It's a tough category. Last year we had ODST, we had the Old Republic trailer, which one I mean, those were phenomenal. We watched the Old Republic one again and again. No. The old republic one was I'd give it again except that they wouldn't put our trophy up. Exactly. Maybe we took the alcohol off the top. Like we put on top. Maybe we get a sharpie and change the beer to

bore. It's changing the beer. It's all that easier. Okay. I think we're done with that, right? Yeah, okay. So now we're moving on to the best TV show. Modern family. Oh, not friendly is good, but what is it you're watching? You might watch the first episode. I forgot the name of it already.

I was going to nominate it, but if you want to nominate my nomination for you, I'm going to go ahead and assist your nomination. Breaking bad. Okay. Yeah, it's fucking phenomenal. I've only seen one episode, but I like it. Very good. Very good show. The first episode is crazy. Mm-hmm. Anybody else? I'm thrown in Mad Men. This season of Mad Men was incredible. Mad Men. I know nobody else watched it, but me, but it was awesome.

We've been living watching 30 Rock. 30 Rock's been really good this year. Oh, he's sunny. I always say, yeah, we see him. Not the best season, but it's... No, but there have been some really high points this season. D gives birth was a tremendous episode. Yeah, and the gang that's lost in the woods was pretty awesome too. Well, the boat episode was fun. The boat episode was fucking...

Yeah, it's been good. Same 4 out of 10 episodes. Yeah, yeah, it's true. I'm always sunny. I'm always sunny for sure. Yeah. I think that the thing is they just have a lot more money right now. So I it's just that taking a show that was Finding that groove. Yeah, like trying to keep true to them. Can't forget last year's winner lost which had its final season this year. Yeah, you can. You can forget it. You like it? We can all.

Yeah, once they got to that cork in the island that look like a Disneyland set. Yeah. God damn was that this year? Was it got to the last one? They got to the last episode they lost you? The last episode out of 22? Was the last episode out of the court? It wasn't 22, it was 8. Was it the best show of the year? I mean, I'll put it down, one out of the box. I watched it and I was very excited and I was very happy to be there at the end of the show. I don't want you to make the thing that I wanted it to end.

You liked the ending. I liked the ending. We tried to watch it and they were like, where are they in a temple and it was like It was too deep temple set. We're like yeah, I'm gonna try that set was terrible It look like universal studio. Yeah, like they filmed it in the mummy set I Don't know what was that with that you guys didn't get to the cork It was weird the cork was weird

I like to go so what? Modern family is a great choice. Kind of a funny show. Walking dead's got to be on there. Oh yeah, walking dead. That was a huge hit for AMC. All the other network that brought you madmen season four. They're not going to the park. I'm very angry because I, oh, I made Jeff and Griffin watch madmen.

And they watched one episode and stopped because it was sexist. Well, here's the thing. Jeff's made a good point like he or you can go and talk about it, but I don't remember my point. I know I can tell you why I didn't like the show off top of my head because it was sexist. I not even the sexism thing, although it was pretty overt. I don't like it's hard to get invested in a show where there's not a single redeemable character. And I was kind of in the Don Draper. I was kind of in the Don Draper a little bit until you find out he's A terrible husband and father tell me what the redeemable characters are in breaking bad and always sending I've only seen one episode of bringing bad so I couldn't tell you I mean always sunny and Philadelphia is comedy They're all they're all

It works for comedy. Well, here's the only I really hate Don Draver, then it's easy. Well, here, when we first watched it, I hated it for all reasons. It's just hard to me. What is the obvious reason? I tend to, for the most, like, I tend to only watch comedy anyway because I don't like to sit down and depress myself. It's true. I don't want to have a stressful day, get home, sit down and watch something that's

going to make me cry. And I don't want to go home, sit down and watch women being treated like sex lives in enough fucking office. You have to watch the rest of the day. Okay, I will make an effort, but so far I'm not hooked. And let me tell you this, it's the equivalent of me saying,

you take, hey, watch, exit to the gift shop, and I said, I turn it off after five minutes because I don't like to watch people commit crimes. Okay, at the fendillism is a crime. Fair enough, we'll watch it. I'll watch the love for that. When we first watch it, you complain because you're like, I think that Bernie and Matt have

a different opinion because they have boys and I have a girl. So it's hard for me to watch like women being treated this way. It's true. I'm not saying you're wrong. I mean, if you give it more of a change, you'll see that the show is just as much about the women. You got to think about that period in time. The change is women's in the room.

You got to start somewhere. There were two women in that show that were listening to the two main women. Christina Hendrix. I didn't like her first off Out the bat. She seemed like a bad person and then the younger secretary was kind of likable until she decides to fuck the jerk And then it's like oh, I can't like her either because she's an asshole You know, so like I didn't like the women either if I could get behind the chicks Then maybe maybe I will be able to see one episode

But I will definitely watch it and it doesn't matter because the show of the year has not been mentioned yet What is it? Louis. Oh, Louis, yeah, Louis. Louis is the best show I watched this year. Better than always sunny, better than my own family. It's really crazy now if you look at some of the best shows on TV, FX and AMC have. Yeah, the three of us stepped it up.

Yeah, they really have. Louis is, I recently went through and we watched every episode. That show was awesome. Walking, yeah, walking did also AMC, right? Yeah, yeah. And you guys, they have three of the shows on our list. Yeah, yeah. Walking Dead's also AMC, right? Yeah. Yeah. And they have three of the shows on our list. Yeah. And you guys watching like a true blood?

Four of the shows, right? Anything like that? Anything from HBO? I never got into true blood. I couldn't get into it. I couldn't get into it. My wife lights it's terrible. Yeah.

He'll believe vampires are just so. It's way better than Twilight, but it's still just that. Some of the Anapak, when I have never like made that connection. Oh no I like her I think she's hot most people like her but I can see her I can see the 45 seconds of each episode She's naked on the internet and I have to do the show Awful awful okay, I do like her name on the show. What's her name? Suke On these old cage and accents her name is Suke

So they all call her accent her name is Suki. So they all call her Suki. And she knows she's not my wife because every time she watches it and someone says her name, I just immediately. Wherever I am in the house, nice. All right, does anybody else want to add another TV show? Uh, no, I'm good with Louis. Uh, yeah, guess I'm done. Anything animated cool this year?

We're even watching them and stuff anymore. It's like I think the Saturday morning cartoons are gone. Well, Futurama came back right? But okay guys, look at the forward to future Alma coming back. Why don't you just step up and nominate them? It was pretty good. Oh, shut the fuck up. I watched every episode. It was pretty good. The first four episodes were kind of shitty and then it really picked up episode 10 of future on this year You shoot you can't watch that episode not love it. You can't watch three episodes of man men But you're gonna sit to four shitty episodes of future realm and come back week after week and watch the four episode Four shitty episodes of future on was about the same length as one episode of madman Isn't double double there you go. I'll watch another I've already said I'm gonna watch another episode of madmen She watched walking dead too. I will ask you a question. Why did you why did you think that I would like this show?

Because it's stylistic and has awesome sets and it's a period It's a fan fantastic Trust me if you keep watching this I'm telling you it's a long play But the story is as much about the women that Peggy characters very important Joan characters very important and don't draper You just gotta watch it. I wasn't the season was incredible. I won't fucking watch her forgot six I'll watch you just to get out of this conversation. And Betty Draper too. Betty, they're all great characters. No, I mean, I didn't show the year I get it. Yeah, characters, but I guess it's just I don't really want to sit and watch a show about the time that I'm really glad I

don't live in. I don't know. I got I will give it a shot. I don't know. I do think the sets were great. Really great. Yeah. In the episode. I watch it. Yeah, but you complain to me for anyone's about how you think they're just they're too Like period it's all too done too well. No, my complaint was that they they're too true to the actual design of that time You know that they aesthetic and they they're getting to the point They're getting on in years in the story and they're getting to a part where I hate that dial from that time it's like the end of good fellows Yeah, yeah, yeah It's like what the fuck did they do to this half? Like the the 60s that are coming out of the 50s

That was awesome style and very cool stuff, but the 60s going into the 70s. Not so cool. Yeah, great series 70s Is a 70s. Yeah, but 70s wallpaper the best kind of wallpaper Yeah, wall paper That's why you love it. That's why you love it like in later episodes There's a guy who's got an office. It's in his whole office is white and it's those molded one piece Plastic chairs or fiberglass chairs that are white, you know, it's like looking at 2001. Yeah, exactly And you're like why the hell where did get all this stuff and it's pretty cool really well done

Well, I can't wait to go home tonight and watch ten episodes a man then I'm really looking forward to it There you go. Thank you. You're welcome. Right after you watch Breaking Bad. All right, so we're moving on. Let's move on. Moving on. Best DLC. There's a lot of easy ones in here. I'm gonna get one that you guys are gonna give respect to because you none of you played it or wanted to but Minerva's den floor by a truck too was tremendous it was better than the game no respect for that it was fucking awesome I don't know I didn't even play and I'll also say Shadowbroker layer the shadowbroker was tremendous

52 it I'm a mass factor in it in a sense don't we just have to nominate the main title and not the DLC because there were some titles that just I mean I could and you could there's like five DLC releases for Mass Effect to this year. Yeah, but and they were all really good. You have a layer of the Shadow Brooker was better than the rest of them. Let's just limit though. Let's just limit to, yeah, we won't have competing nominations within one title. Okay. Undead nightmare for

Red Dead Redemption was incredible. Sure. So Red Dead Redemption. Yeah. And then, I would say the Armory Armory of general mocks for borderlands Both both that and the undead nightmare for red dead those were full games on their own I mean there was so much content in those games exactly I mean for left for the two. Yeah That was very interesting DLC. Yeah, I don't know how to feel about that I played played across both games. It's a good DLC because it's short You know what I mean? It's good. If you do that, I mean it's like then you're then you're like you know, map packs for

Halo or for cool duty. It's the same as a map pack That was story elements in it. Yeah, essentially a map pack guys. They they they showed you who died and explained it I guess so I also didn't like the fact that they released the same DLC for two different titles I think that was cool because that was like we want to you don't have to buy it for you can buy it for whichever title you have if you don't have left it to but you want to know what happens. But I feel like which game do I want to be incomplete? I just buy both. That's what I did. And then play both. Yeah, that's kind of a pain in the ass. I guess play video games So many games I like I don't want to play What else was there? We're missing some stuff in there. I guarantee you

Gosh what else came out what about packs? Were there any like stellar like unbelievable map packs? I got tempest was a great map anchor nine on reach Yeah, great one. This is we're talking about the noble map pack No, we got that right reach There was no DLC for odsd right no you know titles that we like to play That's what we've already talked about since Creed had some free DLC. There was nothing there What were the big titles called? Dragonist had seven DLCs I was not the biggest fan in the world.

Has New Vegas started to get any DLC? It comes out this 27. Yeah, later this. Later this month. Are you gonna play it, Gus? Fuck yeah. That was a good trailer too. Yeah.

What do they use? That was a trailer for their DLC. That was a great trailer. That's a very good point. Oh, if we're gonna talk about trailers, would Assassin's Creed lineage count as a trailer for the Assassin's Creed series? They did that live action Assassin's Creed stuff. And it was also like a website too.

Yeah. That's its own category. Yeah, it is. Default winner. I'm not going to go back and put. I can't. You're right. I can't think of any other great DLC.

I'm going to say that the DLC for Fallout 3 might have burned me out on the Fallout series. You think so? Yeah, once I got to like, was it Mother Ship Zeta? Uh huh. I had been to like four DLCs and they were pretty meaty. And I didn't play Fallout Vagas. I didn't even pick it up. And I have 1,500 points in Fallout 3.

So it was a, what's they, what's they patched it and got rid of some of those show-stopping bugs? It got good. I got a great DLC, which I can't believe Hasim had mentioned. Canaclysm! Oh shit! Is that a DLC? That's an expansion pack. Technically, I downloaded it.

Yeah, I downloaded it too. I can't change the DLC. It's an expansion of an existing game. You can't just go to buy it itself, right? No. You had to have World of Warcraft. Absolutely. Blizzard, I hope you have space in your trophy case. Yeah, no kidding.

Yeah, that might be a crusher right there. That's right. It's definitely the most like changes everything, you know. Dude, Catholic is fucking awesome. That's crazy. It's fucking great. This changes everything. So let me ask you this.

So if we're going to nominate Cataclysm for Best DLC of the Year, can it be nominated for Best video game of the year? The world of more craft would be the video game. So we're saying no it can't be nominated as Game of the year It has to go into one or the other. It can't be right. That's okay. So let's give a DLC. I say it's DLC But there's not true for all games like they can't be nominated for more than one category No, they just can't be both DLC and a game. Well, the world that didn't come out this year so I did a

did force on leash put up that Nightmare blasphemous DLC. Oh the Ewok the indoor I don't want to give you spoilers, but man that that's not right. No, I know some of the stuff they did in a DLC What they do fucking with the universe They killed Han Solo in the DLC because it's a court-on-quote alternate timeline I don't think they I don't think alternate timeline should exist dude I'll entertain is if you're a Star Wars fan. I'm assuming the developers are Star Wars fans You just don't mess with some stuff, dude. Yeah, and you I think I'm pretty sure you kill puts us lay in it too I don't think we'll put this if if I think I didn't play it Han Solo

It in the in the Tatooine, where is it? Cantina? Multi-paisley? Most I think thank you. If Gredo shot first and Han then shot second and killed him and George Lucas response been alternate timeline, you'd been like, shut up dude. I was going to say Han Solo died because he showed a shot first. Yeah, I think he shot Chewy. I think that was an accident in Jack's place. It doesn't matter.

It's so fucking lame. I mean, it's don't fucking Han Solo. Oh, it's like literally they went there and they go, well, what characters haven't been fucked up canonically yet? Han Solo's still okay. Let's fuck him up. I thought it was shitty. Who makes that game?

Yeah, I don't know boo whoever you are. It's terrible choice. It's I think it's I think it's being brought in house, Pelugus though Is it I just like it's what they know get ready? No, no, you know you'll shoot To you very for the special edition of the fortune for some leash to DLC DLC. Yeah, you'll mess with you Mess with some mess of console. Oh dude. All right So I think we're good on DLC. Are we done with DLC? That was surprisingly painless and easy. Yeah Okay, now we're as into any good DLC. Uh, well it had case zero, but that was its own standalone thing It has case west, which is once again its own standalone case. What is that come out already comes up next week? Yeah It's not or two weeks. Okay

I know you're about to move on to another another category Stan a little bit. And is that come out already? It comes out next week. Yeah, it's not out. Or two weeks. Okay. I know you're about to move on to another category, but I want to point out something here. He just mentioned K0, which illustrates the fact that this year we have not established a best arcade game. Last year we had best arcade game and I think we gave it to Shadow Complex, right? Am I wrong? Did we do that? I don't know.

We did send them a trophy. We didn't have best. I don't think so. Xbox Live arcade game. No. Okay. I'm going to point out that we talked about a lot of arcade games for Xbox live in the past. This year we have talked about almost no arcade games. There was a great one that came out not too long ago. Name it. Pac-Man, C-E. No, Pac-Man, DX, whatever it is. That and C-E-D-X. Yeah. This was the C-E-Wiz, the old one. Yeah.

For a few years ago. This was a tough year for arcade though. I think it was it was it seems like it's fallen off a little bit this year. Um, there's just a lot of competition. There are three three games a week come out pretty much every week. I know, but last year was one game a week and they were pretty good release every week. And this year when I go through the arcade new releases, I'm Bo. Limbo was a great one. One Bo of super meat boy and a zero. Deathspank. Deathspank. We have enough for category pack, man.

Monday night combat. Monday combat was a very popular one. It was very popular. It was a lot of a tea. Prof game didn't do very well. Oh, yeah. That was okay. It was okay.

But I wouldn't I wouldn't want to have a best arcade category. I would think it would just go up in best game. Also then we have to have a like a best PSN category as well and I don't feel like I know that area. I don't want to become like the fucking game spot, you know, your end awards or they have fucking 30,000 categories. It's your mouth. You're angry at game spot. Yeah, fucking hate and spite. We've heard into my first language. I remember when I first started hearing about game stop. And I thought, why would they name their company just like game spot? It's so confusing. And now I never talk about game spot. I only talk about game stop. Any time I say one of those names, I have to pause for a second about

which is which. Yeah, okay. Yep. Awful. Someone change your name. Get on that. I don't know who did who's in charge of that, but it's fucked up Okay, pretty soon there'll be like a game pop or something That will really be game step Okay best game best game. Is this the last category should we Harry Potter? I'm gonna reach Hey, little reach good one excellent excellent black ops. I'll back you up on it. I'm sure it's Knowing that it's a very popular game, but I can't imagine that we're all gonna vote for just because none of us really play that that's serious You played Starcraft, right? That was it. There's like a split Starcraft in there

You're gonna have to put red dead redemption in there damn red dead redemption on there gonna put a mass effect to yeah You have to put mass effect to and I think assassin's read brotherhood Assassin's Creed brother was tremendous It might be. Assassin's Creed Brotherhood was tremendous. It might be my game of the year. Oh, you should have gone Minecraft in there. Minecraft, definitely. Yeah. And I'm gonna put my Garc Horse on there again.

I'm gonna put Angry Birds for the game of the year. Does it count? I thought it came out in 2000. I think we came out after our war. Okay, Angry Birds, a fucking juggernaut. Yep. What about Heavy rain? Sure. Reaching out to the PS3 side. What do you think was better? Heavy rain

got a War 3. I didn't play got a War 3. Oh, I'm not you did I think, didn't he? Jack did too. It seemed kind of cool when he was buying it. I bought a PS3 to get a blue ray player and I did my month of PS3 stuff and then I bought the God of War collection, which is God of War 1 and 2 and I got so bummed out playing those two games that I did like God of War 3, which is God of War one and two, and I got some bummed out playing those two games that I did by God of War three. Really? I totally did.

It's a prepare for God of War three. Why did you get bummed out by those games? It was just they were just too old. And they didn't do anything to upper resume, or anything like that. I got bummed out and got a war. And I was like, yeah, forget this. I also like the way Gabe and Tyco,

Penier K described games sometimes, over-hypes the game itself. Like their ability to descriptively build the game itself like their ability to descriptively build the game up makes me anticipate it too much and then I played it never quite lives up to it yeah so it's you have to you have to be careful if you read in your arcade and not get over hyped and I remember how they described got a war two as being like this incredible experience yeah and then I played a little bit got a war two and And I was like, okay, you can never go back. No, you can't go

You can't go that far back for sure. Uh, yeah, dude. That's a tough. That's a tough one. That's effect too. It was really good. There's a lot. There's a lot. It's really good. Assassin's Creed was really good. Assassin's Creed is the most fresh on my mind. We just talked about arcade games, Potentially being on this. Is there any arcade game that should be on game now? I don't think limbo should it be on there I didn't care for it that much I think it was I think look cool but I think it was about did rising to not me now now I didn't finish it is it true yeah I didn't really play it I mean I played case zero and that was enough of a did rising experience I wonder how many people played case zero and then stopped I I do wonder if it if it backfired on them because I love the shit out of

case zero and I was so excited and then I got Dead Rising 2 and I played it for about two days and I was like, I'm pretty good at skin for a week and a half. I think I beat it twice. Really? Yeah. Dead Rising might be one of my, it's easily my top five on the Xbox 360 platform of all time and maybe top 10 at this point.

But I didn't even pick up Dead Rising 2. I can't, I can't, I can't say, I can't recommend Fallout. I can't recommend Fable't recommend fallout. Oh, I can't recommend people They were three came out. Yeah, but it's not I still think it's just gonna feel too I know people are gonna say that I didn't nominate you Vegas, but I was just so fucking pissed off by technical problems and bugs in that game that I refused to nominate it or support it Oh, yeah, yeah a game fucking horse shit They should not have to that game in the state it was in. Does came out swinging? As I played the game, walking through doors took longer and longer and longer.

He showed me, he showed me, he loaded, walking through a door took him two minutes. Or longer. Like I had to play the game with my laptop there so that I could have something to do during loading screens. Wow. That was terrible. And then when they released the dashboard update for Connect like a month after the game came out, it really fixed that problem. The loading times are still there, but it's a lot better. But it was still disappointing that they could fix it and it was shipped in that state.

Are you guys playing any Connect games? Connect adventures a little bit. Yeah, not really. I picked them up. I picked up a lot of them and I played almost all of them. There's just no core games for it. Not yet at least. I don't know if there will be it but Borderlands. Mother Borderlands on there. There's a knocker out the share. Really? Yeah.

It was like last October. Do we now need last year? Yeah. I think so. Okay. Good game. We have a really solid lift. So put on the list. No, no, no, no, no, no, you would would you recommend Dragon Age? Not my cup of tea. Okay. I played it. I finished it. I think every game on here is better than Dragon Age. Okay. I can't nominate, correct, until you want to talk about Minecraft. Yeah, I mean, we threw it out there, but Minecraft was really interesting game.

Took the internet by storm, as it were. You were saying that it was inspired by another game? I think I read your journal. Yeah, apparently there's another game called Infiniminer, and I did not know this, but Minecraft is essentially a clone of another game that no one has ever heard of, and it wasn't successful. And you think that guy's fucking pissed? I would imagine that maybe he is focused a little bit on the success of not But not when he put up his first video the guy who developed Minecraft one dude by the way the estimate now

It's made $7.8 million US Wow in beta Alpha in alpha. Thank you and The first video he ever put up demonstrating the engine, which was just showing how the train builds itself. In his description, he called it a clone of Infiniminer or an Infiniminer clone. Well, that's going to be a lawsuit in about 18 months. Is it the at least the original wasn't called like craft mine? Yeah. I mean, if Saints Row has and had their dance suit off by Grand Theft Auto, I mean, what people are always suing at late times?

Like, did you just read like one of the dudes from at their dance suit off by Grand Theft Auto. I mean, what people are always suing at late times. Like, did you just read like one of the dudes from, what's that insane in the membrane band? Cypress Hill, one of the dudes from Cypress Hill just now sued Rockstar for using his likeness in San Andreas. Really? Yeah.

What do you say that C.J.? C.J.? What's based on him? Based on him. Huh. D.J.J.J. Huh, that came about six, seven years ago. You talked about the social network. There's two brothers that had a website that is supposedly Mark Zuckerberg, Timesperson of the year 2010.

That's right. He worked on their site and then broke off to make Facebook and basically just took their idea and made Facebook. And they sued him at some later point. This is news. It's not spoiler for the movie. There's actually a real life stuff. They sued him and they, I think they later point. This is news, it's not spoiler for the movie, there's actually a real life stuff. They sued him and I think they each got $64 million

and then they got their money and they sued and they won and they got $64 million and then they go off. Now they're back suing again. How can you double-sue? Double-sue. Yeah, they're like, we thought he was less than honest the first time. It's like, when you sued him for being dishonest,

of course he was like, well, we know we can have gotten more. So we got to be honest. Exactly, that's exactly what it is. know we can have gotten more. So we got to be in the end. Exactly, exactly. That's exactly what it is. Now it's worth even more. So we're going to sue for even more. For more than. You know what you should have done?

You should have invested in Facebook with your 64 million dollars. You know what I'm saying? Or built in like future dishonesty in your initial judgment. Jeff. Yes, sir. You've got $64 million.

You've got to buy suing somebody for taking your product. You've got $64 million cash in the bank bank, $64 million. You've got to be suing somebody for taking your product. You've got $64 million cash in the bank bank, $64 million. I'm so excited. What would you do to stay out of court for that point on for the rest of your life? Not to sue anybody ever again. I would have to think that $64 million would be enough for me. Right.

I mean, I could spend $1 million a year for the next 64 years and be fine. Let me do my math on that. I'd be 99. It works and I ran out of money. I mean, come on. And that's not even including interest. I mean, 64 million dollars, goodbye, fucking island. It was you do is you buy 64 million dollars of Apple stock. Yeah. But next year you have fucking 100. Or if you're jolly by 64 million dollars of gold. Joel is talking about the economic collapse. Joel was gooms daying me this morning in the morning. What's he again today? I was in line at the coffee shop the other day

and I guess in front of me were two realters who just happened to be there, like they just happened to bump into each other and see each other in a long time and they started talking when everyone was like, oh what are you doing? She was like, oh you know I'm trying to sell this house so I'm trying to help some clients buy this house over here you know this whole economy thing is really fucked up. They wanted to buy the house in gold.

And the second real estate agent was like, what? Really? She was like, yeah, they converted all their cash to gold during the big economic scare. And now they're trying to figure out how to switch it back to cash to buy this house. And it's a whole ordeal it's taken forever. Yeah, like, where do you spend?

I mean, what do you do with gold? Yeah, so I'm fairly this is it. I should have followed her to find out where these people live. They have a giant stash of gold. Cash for gold.com, right? Just mail your bricks in. That's weird. Do you think anybody was going to be by a gold, you're assuming that anyone's going to

want it in the future? I don't really have any value. I mean, it has value in itself, but what do people do with it? No, what is the value that gold has? It's a wrong. It's a yellow rock. It has no industrial value. It's not like you have to have gold Yeah, I just signed it a value the way we sign money a value. You can that's what I don't understand about the gold thing You use it in some electronics

Some yeah, but it's like it's like hoppers way more valuable than gold in terms of industrial usage like always have a Yeah, or iron There's a iron more iron more lithium super super super helium balloons for

carol pkg joe is telling me that gold is $1,040 and in five years it's going to be five thousand dollars. So we should get it. Jolary, Jolary, Joel should be old enough to remember the old initial gold crash from the early 80s.

Yeah. If I got over inflated, then the price fell on it. Yeah, but okay, but Joel actually does know some stuff like something about this, right? Like he recommended you buy like stock and something and you didn't do it because we didn't have as many expense and it would have been a really good one. And what's from like $7.90 to $90. But here's another thing too is that it's people know a lot up to a point and usually that point is when they realize that everything's in the fall apart.

Yeah. Usually, I mean, historically, people who predict that everything's in the fall apart have been wrong every single time. I mean, in my lifetime, I've heard many times when you should buy gold. The most recent was two years ago. This is also, yeah, we're also talking about Joel who, six months, or even eight months ago, was telling us that historically, this is a great time to get in the stock market because historically, the stock market is going to rebound and it's going to make a ton of money

on it. And he preached that to us for tears. And this morning, he was telling me, get out of the market, the market's terrible by gold. You've got to buy gold. And it's like, you've been telling me, the stock market's historically going to rebound. And I'm going to make all my money back for the last ten years. And now you're telling me that it's going to go down and flames and I need to buy gold. You've got to buy gold. I thought you've been telling me the stock market's historically going to rebound. I'm going to make all my money back for the last 10 years. And now you're telling me that it's going to go down in flames and I need to buy gold immediately. Two years highs now. I know. I know. Not saying it out. The US dollars crumbling

according to Joel. It's not going to be what the paper is printed on. And it's a tough deal when you make a lot of money. But the you know the money that you're making is not worth anything. That's a little bit of an issue. but the, you know, the money that you're making is not worth anything, that's a little bit of an issue. So how did we get here? So I'm in an omnigold for best currency of the year. It's definitely not the year old. I'm gonna go and lift the...

Thanks, Greece. You were in Reliptoe and for the best currency of the year? Yeah. All right. I say helium. We're running on a helium trayer. We need helium for stuff. We can all just carry on balloons like a wallet and then we can't

People and like some do like you give them That's a blue car and then when you leave he like sucks something he's like this hydrogen I was ripped off He's so the bitch We awesome and bangers walked around all day like Hi, everybody So it's dude that asked you for high boy. What do you like to make it a pod? We don't like if you're a dealer,

you don't have to use your products. That's true. You don't get a high-end. You don't have to use that. I like to use associate bankers with the users. All right, well, I think that's a, that's all of our category. So we can enter the freeform portion of our cash.

Which I think we've already entered some time ago. Yeah. Oh, yeah, what about for the freeform portion? What about Harry Potter? All right, so should we wrap this thing up? I would do a little say a little thing hold on I think I employed myself. Um, we just got a package from Dominic and I'm gonna open it Oh, is that what you were gonna do? Yeah, I'm so sorry I thought I thought I was gonna I was gonna say I was gonna do a different was making some point

I'm so sorry. Thank you, Catherine E. A Dominic. Oh, this is just take this shit out Thank you, Count 3D aka Dominic. Oh, this is just take this shit out There we go. So we're gonna go ahead and we're gonna go over nominations. We'll post them on the website. I'll post a journal or something and we'll have our all announce our winners in next week's podcast of the 29th which is our final podcast of the year. Jesus. Can you believe we're already gonna close in on episode 100 of the podcast? What number is the final podcast of the year? 94. Wow, dude. What are we going to do for our 100th podcast? We're in your skiing.

Nice. This kind of a dude skiing? All right. Griffith. Wow. Griffith, so since I stole your thunder here, why don't you actually tell us what's in this package? Oh, I just want what's in the package.

What's in the package? Do you already know what's in there? Yeah, it says on this. Yeah, since it's coming from Canada, it has to say what's in it. Oh. And it says chocolate from Canada. So that's what I'm assuming it is. It's chocolate coated beaver tail. I mean, has everyone's names on it?

But Carrie doesn't know that he reads the podcast. He reads the podcast, really? Yeah, that's fucking amazing. No, he reads the, uh, the sum up system. Yeah, well, thanks again, K3D. No, no, no, come on, let's just hit it up. I'll put it in the dark. I'm so bad at it. Brandon, that's the first. Well, I'll throw this one in his trash can. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. Good for us. Good for you, Mr.

I was excited until I saw that are the smaller than Bernie and Jordans. If you get Brandon a box of chocolate, he'll probably just think it's the color. No, I've never heard of this. He didn't hurt something the other day got what he had to hear it up God what was that thing a trash bag apparently yeah oh that was mine we're opening gifts it's just like Christmas morning wherever you are that was a nugget oh dude that's Oh, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a Fudge Taco.

Look at this. This is awesome. It's like a Fudge Taco. Oh, you got a little Fudge Squat. Oh, this is one of the, the mascots from the Vancouver Olympics. Oh, that's cute. Looks kind of like my dog.

Oh, you really got a little Vancouver, like a little, like a kid. Yeah, look at this. I got this little happy round bear. Oh, look at this. You have the kids. And bear Oh, the kids and then this is like a little it's a beaver which wins the pedal bear Hey, you know what new category user of the year Dom Dom cap this one. Thanks. Thanks Dominic Oh, no, there's a Chaco taco. Thank you so much. Oh, my god. You got a Chaco taco. Nice. Chaco it Oreo Rocky Mountain Chaco factory. I had a I got a tin of turtles. So thank you very much, Dominic.

And for everyone else's board senselessness to listening to us open gifts. Or try to say it. Yeah. I got a mouthful of turtles. I like turtles. Was that this year? I like turtles. I was last year. I think it was like three years ago. I like turtles. Let's wrap this up. Let's go eat our chocolate tacos. What about personal highs and lows for the year? Gus What was your personal high and low for 2010 my personal high was The same as my personal low it was getting to meet the frag dolls here in Austin You met that

I got to meet them naked and in drag Awesome, the brick made him a little bow for his hair. Yeah, it's pretty well. I had fun at Woodstock when we got to share the stage with Neil Gaiman and Adam Savage. That was cool. Our low was getting robbed, I think. Yeah, I'll go with that. My high would be either a tie between how awesome revelation turned out. Oh, and or starting immersion, which was a lot of fun. Immersion is great. I think that my higher, so far,

is probably the left or the right door, get making it out to right. Yeah. Yeah. Parker pick a low. Carry. You guys should try to get a rob. My lab that got stolen from me.

There you go, that's a low. That's what kind of stuff balls. So hopefully that won't happen in 2000. Then Gus is low might have been one of the sewage pipe exploded. Yeah, that was pretty bad. I had to replace all that stuff. My shit pipe was exposed for the world to see from month. Yeah. The one time a hurricane came through Austin. My fucking pipe was all exposed. Yeah, my lowest hard to pick. It's between Joel or

Jack. I really can't think of it. But anyway, we really appreciate everyone listening to the podcast over the course of 2010 and our hundreds of shows coming up and I'm sure that Gus has some huge. Got a lot of. Yeah, yeah, it's very exciting. Beer hats. Black tie affair. All right. Well, thanks for listening everyone. Good luck to all of our nominees. Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples? All right, example. Together in Trempathos, Trevor Collins, Trevor Collins,

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