Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #94

Episode Date: December 29, 2010

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Yeah. One of my favorite podcast songs. I love that little drop of Alamo Draft House. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. One of my favorite podcast songs. I've actually been, I heard that one for the first time a couple weeks ago. I've been holding onto it for our, into the year, into the year episode. That was a back pocket one. Going out with a bang. Yeah.

What's up? So special thanks to Eva Sothrow from the website for that awesome podcast song. Awesome. Hey, should we make an announcement very early on that we're postponing something? We're postponing the announcement of the Drunk Tank Award winners. Oh, because Mr. Bernie Burns is not available for the podcast today. So what if we didn't do it out of that? I know that it's going to be a huge scandal within the industry that the awards are delayed

by a week. I'm sure everyone is Fucking depressed about that. Have you locked the polls or anything yet? No fuck that. Okay, the polls don't count anyway. The polls are just I don't know the polls are just there to make the readers feel important. They're not they're not Well, but we have four people voting so I guess for it like they'd be good for a tiebreaker situation Yeah, I think there's a fear that there will be a tie that we could have ties. Yeah. There's also a fear that it could turn into the the Ramsey drum tank awards.

Why did you say that? Why would you think that we would ever agree on anything? You're all agreed to get married, collision. That's a fucking leave. That's a fucking leave. That's a legally binding contract. We I can tell you personally with 100% ass shortness we disagree on a lot of those categories I can also I can vouch for that

I can see part of that I also I'm not sure exactly how legal our marriage is considering you married It's a very good point legally binding If I did it it's fucking awesome how where did you go on the web to get you know registered to primary someone? I did I did that like God I did that like 16 years ago, dude. Geez. I think it was called the Universal Life Church. Yeah, that's usually the one.

Universal Life Church. I think it was that church was created to for draft dodging. I think that was the reason. For real? Yeah. And to make fake marriages. That was real.

Is that something online? You can go to that website and sign up. Yeah, I just print bucks and stuff. No, it was free when I did it. Like I just signed up. And then like if you wanted to get an official certificate framed They charge you for that. I guess that's how they make money. Did you do you get your answer? That's how much he cares about the ministry Sirman he's he's fallen from his flock

So what's up with you guys? How's how's everyone been doing? We were everyone's we're getting slowly back into the rhythm of work after taking a little bit of a break on the over the holidays. Half the office is still out. What do you talk to me? It's weird. Yeah, it's really quiet here. Yeah, Monday was like it was sad. It was so empty. Yeah, it was just the three of us not Gus and then Brandon. Yeah, so basically the three of us. Yeah. I don't I don't commiserate with the the upstairs people that's true. Yeah, I don't like them Let them nubbers make their own podcasts. So what did you guys hear of the holidays? Played a lot of wow man. I played a lot of well. I played a lot of wow too Yeah, I'm about 82 now man. How's the how's the the drunk tanks guild going dude?

The drunk things doing awesome. We just hit level six in the guild perks. Like, you know, you get perks for every level now. And we've been hitting the daily cap of our XP experience or our XP gaining everything. And we've got almost 400 members. Now I went through and actually erased about 40 people who hadn't been on the tanks in about six months, or more than six months, because like the originals,

I just kicked a bunch off, just to start cleaning out the list. Yeah, thanks for getting a started dickhead tonight. You got it. Look at the boot. I just found a bunch off just to start cleaning out the list. Yeah, thanks for getting a start at Dickheads. I just found the original guild charger and stories to everyone. No, but it went through and like, you know, had to rearrange the the guild levels and stuff because we had some issues with people being duchess. Are there like a cap as far as like how many people you can have in a guild? I've heard yes and I've heard no. I've heard it was 400 then we broke 400. I heard it was 500 then I've also heard it's a thousand then I've heard there's no cap So I don't know I could tell you from personal experience it used to be 300

Okay, like you could get more than 300 it would but it would only show in the roster the first 300 who signed up Oh, and then after that it wouldn't show any new additions to the roster. That's weird But they've probably I assume they've long since fixed that if you have 400 now They did some really cool stuff like last night I actually created it like officer accounts because I I set it up now We're only authors officers can invite and create events and things like that and you can actually choose to make your officers Require having an authenticator, which is kind of cool. Oh, that's cool So it's an extra layer of protection so when you're running a big guild

You don't have to worry about people, you know, ruining it for you. I myself use an authenticator I I highly endorse it. Yeah. For my little cartoon video game character, as for any of you who say, well, you put hours and hours of work into it, you know, I know. You know who else knows my wife knows. Oh, yeah. Did you guys spend Christmas with your family? Yeah, it was our family for a little while. It was cool. I got my sunglasses stolen by a valet at a restaurant here in town That was cool The valet company you came me back

prescription sunglasses. That's great. It was stolen at night. So I assume the valet didn't have a chance to try them on Yeah, I wrote real quick. We're gonna get too far away drunk tanks is still recruiting so what what realm what where on where you on we're on dawn bringer okay so dawn bringer yeah anyway you get feel free to send me a request or message on the board what nothing nothing at all nothing are you watching videos no i'm talking to you jackass okay jackass it's in his name hey what about you Jeff Griffin what do you guys do well we uh we? We went to New Orleans and then we went to Alabama to spend Christmas with Jeff's family. We had those awesome. We had the first, for the first time since we've been, since we've had a kid in five years, we had a night off family. Yeah, Jeff's family came and picked me up from New Orleans and drove back to Alabama early and we had a couple of days. In New Orleans, which was great because I got to see New Orleans in a way I've never seen it

before, which is sober. Because I was responsible for keeping Griffin alive. It was my first time in New Orleans, so. And she had the quintessential New Orleans experience. So basically, Griffin was running head long into walls and he was trying to prevent her from doing that. Pretty much. I'll give you a little bit.

Did you get a lot of beads? Some of the highlights. I know the background. I can bring them back. No, because most people start drinking in New Orleans around 10 or 11 p.m. But Griffin was asleep well before that. I don't know. I don't know if you're drinking that.

There are people at like, 30 in the morning walking around with hand grenades. So I don't even want to. Hand grenades. So that's like the yard tall drink. Oh, is that what that is? Nice. You see the Vegas lawn. The first night we were there, we went out early, had a little bit bite to eat, Griffin got drunk, we went back to the hotel, a bone, and

then she passed out. You're such a romantic. I stayed at heart. Yeah. I stayed up all night like watching TV because you know, you never got out again. Yeah. And then the next night or the next day we get up we walk around. I don't know if you know some of my wife, but if you're in a new town The it's a fucking requirement of our marriage that we have to go to the ghost tour for that town Well, yeah, everywhere we go. How many towns have ghost tours? I mean it's about all of us. Yeah, a lot of cities most cities do. Yeah, Austin does has to I knew I know Austin so

we kill some time Until the ghost tour starts and the way they do these deals is they put it at a bar So that you get drunk before the ghost tour and then halfway through they stop at the bar again, so you can take a piss and Get drunk some more and then go finish the ghost tour So Griffin's drinking you know a lot and Norland you should be and the one thing is like I when I was there I the entire time I didn't feel like I got drunk, I mean, until it was way too late.

I knew she was kind of drunk because of her behavior, like Griffin's usually very polite and nice, and she tried to start shit with the bartender, kind of, and she was kind of a jerk to him, and I was like, wow, that's really odd of her. That's not true. No, okay, just think. I think, I've worked in a lot of restaurants,

and I just think that, like like I just know what was expected as far as like how you serve people and if you sit there and you see somebody waiting and yours chatting with your friends and you're not helping them then you're not going to glare at you I didn't say anything I just stood as close as I could to the fucking table and I glared at him until he was like okay I guess I'll help this person mad dog him This is mad dog him. Anyway, I smooth things over with the guy who was actually really nice. And he turned me onto a new album. He was listening to a girl talk. We were talking about it. And he turned me on to 500 days of Weezy, which is, I was telling you about the 500 days of summer soundtrack mixed with Lil Wayne. It's pretty good. But anyway, back to the story. So we go on the first leg of, this is our second and last night in New Orleans, right?

We only have two last night in New Orleans. And so we go We uh Griffin's like shaking already. Oh, yeah, I got lost for a second. It would be great So we go on the ghost tour the first half of the ghost tour This is after she's already been kind of a jerk to the bartender and I can tell she's acting a little weird Oh first off met some fans on the tour so all this happened around fans, which was also cool The cameras fans Like as soon as we get to the bar, there's

we took some pictures with some fans and stuff. Nothing's better than cameras at bars. Cool to see those kids, and if you guys are listening to the podcast, hello. It was nice to see you. Anyway, so I'm thinking great. Now I really have to worry about stuff, because there's people here with cameras that know who we are. So we go on the first half of the ghost tour and come back, and there's like a 20-minute

break where you get some more drinks. And Griffin drinks like two huge drinks. Then she gets weird. Then she goes over and she tells the tour guide that she's a terrible tour guide. Wow. She was a fucking terrible tour guide. Starts insulting her and telling her how bad she is at her job and how she shouldn't be a tour guide because she's butchering it and then there was there were two tour guides

There was this lady and then a weird little dude and we were so happy we didn't get the weird little dude And then she started telling the tour guide how she initially was happy to get her because she didn't want to go with the weird little dude But even the weird little dude would have been better than her There you got angry there was nothing wrong. It was perfectly fine So she was I'm sorry. I only remember two stories, but they were horror. She was perfectly fine Oh, no, no, she was not a good storyteller But I shouldn't have said that and this is and the griffin to research online like there's 20 tours and she guys like Apparently there's a website that rates fucking ghost tours. She's like reading reviews

She puts a lot of work into stupid ghost tours Yeah, so it's like it's like yelp. It's big god. You don't want to get the sitting and get the dumb ghost to her that's not any good. So anyway, obviously. So then after she, after she like, undresses this poor lady at the bar and front of everybody, she goes to the bathroom and she comes out, like just wobbling. She looks like a fucking pinball game and comes out and she goes, I lost my purse and I go, what do you mean? She's got this stupid grin on her face.

She goes, I lost my purse and I go, did you have it with you? And she goes, mm-hmm. What do you mean? Did you lose it in the bathroom? And I go, we'll go back in the bathroom and get it. And so she goes back in the bathroom and comes out and she goes, I lost my purse. And I go, was it not in the bathroom and get it and so she goes back in the bathroom comes out and she goes I lost my purse and I go was it not in the bathroom and she goes hmm I was like why are you so fucking happy you lost your goddamn purse?

So then she starts other people from the tour are like oh no you lost your purse? They start to help her so they start looking for that. They're tearing the bar apart looking for it I retrace our steps throughout the well, and then I realized griffin's gone like I'm like Are you sure you had your purse and all she'll look at me and just go mm-hmm and she would only answer and mm-hmm or and so I like well fuck I have to now backtrack through downtown New Orleans looking to see if she dropped it somewhere or like sat down and left it somewhere while we're on the tour see it again and uh...

and uh... yeah like we're we're we had to get a flight and so she needed a fucking idea and stuff and so I'm like what do I do with Griffin because I realize at this point she's gone so I just stick her with the tour people and I'm like just stay with them whatever you do and I run around New Orleans backtracking trying to find her purse I can't find it anywhere I go back I find Griffin kind of like following like plotting behind them like not able to keep up and just bumping into shit I go well fuck and I can I also think that the tour is trying to get away from her. There's like, she's already talked shit to the lady.

And there's like, there's some people that have like a newborn kid that we were like nice and talking to. And they're griffin' when insane. And I can tell they're scared of her, you know, and they're just like, keep going from our baby, you know. And griffin's just walking fucking, walking into mailboxes and stuff going, mm-hmm. And so I go and I grab her and I go, I gotta get you back to the hotel. It's 9 p.m. I'm like, I gotta get you back to the hotel. And maybe we can calm you down.

So I like literally have to walk her to the hotel and she's just bumping into me and everyone. She's like, I almost think she was intentionally knocking into people. And then she bump into somebody and be like, woo, you know? And I was like, God, they can get me into a fight. That's the worst.

All right, I'm sure you're exaggerating, because you're an exaggerator. I was like, God, they can get me into a fight. That's the worst. All right, I'm sure you're exaggerating, because you're an exaggerator. I don't remember this, but there's no one who's had to. I don't remember. Have fun defending the shit you don't remember. And so I finally get her to the hotel. And then like, she's really wobbly at this point.

So I stand her against the wall. I just like, I put her up against the wall and I'm like, just stay here for a second. And I'm fishing the key out. And while I'm doing that, she does that thing that drunk people do when they, she's like standing on the wall and she just like here for a second and I'm fishing the key out and while I'm doing that she does that thing that drunk people do when they she's like standing on the wall And she just like slowly starts to fall and she just like falls with her head on the wall Just like slam down the wall, slam her head into the ground

Oh man and then I look at her and she's covered in blood. She's like ripped her chin up She's got like these huge gashes on her chin and she just starts crying She's got like these huge gashes on her chin and she just starts crying It's okay, it's okay, you know her it's okay. I'll clean them So she went from happy to like just modeling in like two seconds So then I get her in the I get her into the hotel room and she like runs into the bathroom and just starts throwing up everyone And I'm like fuck what am I gonna do? So I'm like, do you need any help? But she's like, I would leave you alone. I want to be alone.

You know what I'm like, okay, fine. And so she's just like throwing up in the toilet, and then I just was like, I don't know what to do. So I check on her every couple minutes, and I just started watching TV and hanging out. And then like every 10 minutes I'd go back in and check on her, and I'd be, everything okay? Can I get you anything?

And she'd be like, oh, these are the doors. And I'm like, okay. So eventually I fall asleep. And what about the purse? What happened to the purse? Oh, yeah, the purse was in the hotel in the whole time. Okay, she'd never take it. I didn't take it because I knew I'd probably lose it.

Yeah, so that whole thing, 30 people looking for a purse, it was in the hotel in the whole goddamn pond. Thank you for reminding me about it. And that was the first thing I was greeted with when I was carrying a bloody griffin into the room. was carrying I did lose I lost my new bracelet and your jacket She did leave my very nice jacket at the bar, which was gone and a bracelet she don't for about four hours Yeah, so thank god millie wasn't with you. Yeah, no kidding. I wouldn't have got like that I was cutting loose. It's my first time off in like five years

So anyway, I do I doze off because I'm a little drunk, you know And I doze off and I wake up and I go into the bathroom and she's on the ground, she somehow got away from the toilet and she's on the ground, face first on the ground and there's vomit everywhere. It's in her hair, it's on the floor, it's on the wall, it's like she threw up and this is a big, it's a W, it's a nice hotel, it's a big bathroom,

like a 300 square foot bathroom and she covered it in people. I can't know whatever. It's a huge, maybe you were possessed by a ghost, like from earlier in the tour. That's the only explanation. So I have to, I have to like fight her to get her out of her clothes and get her in the shower. And then, and then I, I have to start cleaning up all this puke.

And so I'm using, I had to use every towel in the hotel room and I'm like cleaning up puke and it takes me like a half an hour to clean up all the puke gross It was really gross and then I put it in like bags and luckily we had a balcony because it smelled Atrocious and I just put it on the balcony outside and And then I like I go and check in her and she just laying naked on the floor of the bathtub She gonna die what the fuck and so I'm like can I get you anything do you need anything? Just going, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh'm alone, I'm fine. And then eventually at like four in the morning, she just gets up and comes into the bed and just laughing her ass off. And I was like, did I throw up everywhere? And I'm like, yeah, and she's like, did you clean it up? And I'm like, yes, I did. And she's like, she got, she got me drunk and happy in the shower somehow.

No, okay. I think what? I think you're a gone, I think, well, it's like you're a gun. Is it what's up? And then peaked and then like we're coming back down, you hit that, it was a crime. It was the craziest, craziest fucking thing I've ever seen. No, here's the thing. I mean, she's just laying in bed laughing to herself, like giggling. I found it really funny for some reason. Well, here's the thing,

because I didn't remember, and actually the only thing I feel bad about is insulting the tour guide. Oh, man. Because I don't want to be mean. Not not for me, but I'm definitely not on it in the middle of the night. That being said, and I'm sure she deals with like

Bolider and Draup people all the time. So when somebody's horrible at their job, they should get a new job, right? I should also point out she had been drinking. And I was helping her discover. This is not any good at that. Griffin had been drinking it. Wow.

Herocains, which are those like, obnoxiously red drinks. Yeah. So her vomit was like, radio active. It was like, bright fucking red puke. That's everywhere. That's fucking true right there. And. No nothing. I'm gonna finish this. She did

nothing but eat oysters the entire time. I cleaned up right red oyster puke. It's at least a half an hour. Oh man. I want to throw up. It was fucking atrocious. And I'm laying a bed going shell shocked. what did I I'm like I'm on the on the on the half of me think an I'm gonna take this going to a hospital like she might have alcohol poisoning you know you're in trouble with Jeff's the responsible one I am you are in some serious seriously unfair that I have to ever be responsible when it comes to alcohol that I think that I was I think that it balances out if you can look at the entire course of our relationship and who has been the drunk drunk in march this one I think it balances out. Can I ask you a question? Have you ever cleaned up my vomit? No, I don't remember.

But you did give me a kid who's throwing up plenty and I've Let's check. It's not for vomit. So that was my that was our trip to New Orleans when we got up the next day left. Okay, well and, and I had to, I guess it was hungover for two entire days. Yeah. And I had to carry the bag out, which is always the worst. Carry the bag out. The bag of the vodka, the vodka channel. Oh, I'm not going to read. You didn't just leave it on the balcony. No, I'm not going to read.

I wouldn't do that. You wouldn't find a trash can. Yeah. Well, anyway, she had the idea of it. It was the first time since I was 17 that I've blacked out and I remember like the starting the tour and I remember The internet with the bartender and I don't think it was the baddest you say it was This prevent and I remember the first two stories and then I remember Waking up on the floor in the bathroom and then I remember being in the shower and then I remember wondering why my whole body on One side was so and then I had a bloody Yeah, she had bruised ribs, but it was like I had so funny. Well I mean I think mainly because you really do love me and it's very clear to me.

I wasn't sure until that moment. Having a child with you. But cleaning up oyster vomit. Yeah you never you never really test your love until something like that happens. I tell you're cleaning up. Yeah oyster hurricane vomit. Yeah, you never you never really test your love until something like that happens. I tell you're cleaning up Yeah, oyster hurricane vomit. I love the shit out of you I must but laying into I must admit it was a little hard to lay in bed while you giggle to yourself And I'm replaying the atrocity in my head, you know I can still smell the puke because I can't get rid of the smell I can smell it now. Yeah, and I'm just like what did I just do? What did I have to go through?

And you're just going, what did I do? What did I do? Based on the story, I'm glad you didn't die Griffin. Yeah, it was touching go. So anyway, then we went to Alabama and hung out with my family for six days. That's cool. Yeah, it was good.

It was good holiday. How about you, Jack? I played a lot of wild. Now, I mean, my family's in Austin, so I didn't go anywhere. I mean, we had, I spent some time up with my sister and brother-in-law at their house up and around rock, and we had Christmas day in my parents' house. And then when my grandmother's house and my cousin with his six-month-old baby came over, and it was kind of funny, he was like, he was walking around the room kind of handing

the baby off the people to hold. And he kind of got in front of me and just kind of held it, and I was like, yeah, that's a child. All right. Nope. I'm not holding your kid. Yeah. Then my sister and brother are all like right next to me and they like traded them back and forth. I'm like nope not touching the kid. But I am happy though because it's Jonas the kid's name and he is a Patillo. So the Patillo name will live on. It was my my uncle's son my cousin. So the pressure is off you. Yeah so I don't have to worry about it. No pressure to keep the family name alive. It's good.

We're good to go for at least one more time. Don't have to marry the fleshlight. Oh, fucking zing. Yeah, damn it. Did you hear about this, Gus? No, no, I only shared it with you out of confidence. OK. What you should never share anything with me.

No, no. I'm not learning that. No, no, I care. Yesterday I asked Jack if he had a chance. By the way, we had conversations, all vacation about you in the flesh later. We're like, do you think he's using it right now? So, you tried it out. How was it? I tried it one time. It was good. That was good.

I don't say. But you should never review. Give her a review. I don't know. It's, you know, as good or better than normal I guess then then manual labor But I'll probably I'll never use it again Why why because it's it's a pain in the ass to clean up? Okay, and you put it like in the dishwasher No, it's just it's a pain is like you know, it like, you don't want to spend an extra 15 minutes after you're done being like, okay, now you're the sink. Yeah, the cleaner process shouldn't be longer

than the actual. Yeah. Yeah. And that's the feedback and criticism that Dan Godwin gave it as well, when he tried it. It's a pain that he has to clean. Well, can you take it out of the case

and turn it this way out? Yeah, it's incredibly durable. I mean, you can like, you know, mess around with it and stuff. Yeah, you could fuck with it forever. But I mean, can you take it out and turn it inside out. Almost, almost. I almost got it completely inside out.

Just like the real thing. Exactly. Yeah, but really, I mean, it was good, but I wasn't blown away. I was like, oh my God, this is the best thing ever. Do you think it would be better with out the case? Because they have them, like, not flashlights, but when it's like a mouth or whatever,

and there's no, like, hard plastic case on the outside. It's just like like a soft tube essentially. Well, that would be what your hand would be grabbing. So I don't think that would really affect you at all. But then I think that you would be able to like adjust like tightness and strengthen everything. I don't know. There's no dial. I'm not planning on getting a whole like selection of them and going through it but you know, Gus and I we're looking at the flashlight website after we were talking about the flashlight of the day. There are so many. There are. They have this, this is, I don't know why this creeps me out, but they have navi flashlights. Yeah, it looks weird. They call like blue alien flashlights. Yeah, they call them alien flashlight. I'm sure it's not an official, officially endorsed product.

Yeah, but no, it's, it's pretty bizarre. Well, then they sell that with like the the avatar parody porno? Yeah, yeah, yeah Anyway, my review it was fun, but I don't know I was worth it. That's not like 90 bucks, right? I think they're expensive Wow, like I don't know if it's definitely not worth that at least not to me But you said that it was as just as good as using a hand or better. Yeah, I mean, well, I mean. I'm not trying to make fun of you. I'm actually really curious. No, no, I mean, you have to use a lube for it. And I don't usually use a lube, so it's like extra mess.

Oh, it is too much conversation. So I'm getting creeped out. Griff is one brought it up. Do you want to get into a lube discount? Come on. No. So anyway, too much effort for not enough payoff. OK. There you go. Especially for the price. I got it for free, and I would for not enough payoff. Okay.

There you go. Especially for the price. I had it for free and I would never pay for it. Okay. So a ringing endorsement. I'm gonna cross them off the list of sponsors. Bye bye, fleshlight. I know they're anxiously awaiting.

What's the review gonna be? They're just up the road, I think. I looked at it. Yeah, they're here and asked. Yeah, I look at their website. You know, when I did the link dump for that episode of the podcast and they're, uh, they're, they're like right across street from the hotel, mega 64 state at, right here in town. They're like right there. If only they would have known. Yeah. No, apparently one of the guys who goes the button on

every year, he either works for him, it is marketing for him or something. And so he pitched the idea of giving everyone in the theater one. And so that's how they got a hold of them all. It's awesome. Yeah. There you go. And scene. I, uh, I guess, let me ask you a question. Do you know a lot about Amelia Earhart? Uh, some bitch flew a plane crashed. Man, we watched the Hillary Swank Amelia Earhart movie where we were in Alabama because, you know, that's what you do in Alabama.

You watch movies. Uh-huh. And, uh, I've become fascinated with the story of Amelia Earhart. Is she really interesting? Like they never found her. Yeah. They never found her. They've been being- They've been being-

They've been being being- They've been being being- They've been being being- They've been being being- They've been being being- They've been being being- They've been being being- They've been being being- They've been being being-

They've been being being- They've been being being- They've been being being- They've been being being- They've been being being- They've been being being- They've been being being- They've been being being- They've been being being- They've been being being- They've been being being- Not a little because very little video. Oh yeah. But it's really interesting if you read it. A lot of people think she fell, like she crashed into the ocean. She ran out of fuel, couldn't find the fucking island. But other people think that she landed on this place called Gardner Island.

And they actually found a woman's skeleton on the island. And took it to Fiji and lost it in the 50s. How the fuck you say? Yeah, so they really don't know but there were like there are some weird like Like a lot of circumstantial evidence that she landed on the island But then there's like another theory there are US like marines and Japanese kids that say that she or their old people now that say that she landed on an island occupied by the Japanese and they or their old people now that say that she landed on an island occupied by the Japanese and they executed her and there's like a dude who there's like these

Japanese people giving first you know like first hand accounts of seeing her get executed her and the dude she's with and I would think that the Japanese would have let us know because of morale you know the Japanese were yeah I don't know when did this happen again what year was this 1940s I think oh wait right before World War II and was I thought there's 30s like 30s but anyway and there's like there's like a counts of like U.S. Marines that say that they found like after they occupied that island in World War II right before World War II in the 1940s I just want to point that out what continue what apparently she went in the way she went in the city July 2nd, 1937. Yeah, that's right. That's yeah, we're started 39 right

Continue not our involvement or not our vote the war did though Worms the war didn't begin with us joining it. It did for an American did Why do we give a fuck about the war until we were part of it? That's true. God damn, dude God damn dude, come on, we're a self-assignation. America. Anyway, and there are reports of US Marines that swear that after they, you know, we cleared those fuckers out in World War II with MacArthur, that they found like her plane and that they was like blown up. And I was like, I said, he was one of the people that was required to guard it while

was being destroyed, and that there's all these Japanese people that say that they saw or get executed. But then there's this other thing that's kind of interesting. You can find a transcript online where some little girl in Florida used to play with hand radios and she heard a broadcast from Amelia Earhart and she thought it was odd so she started writing it down and they actually have her journal but nobody would listen to her at the time and it's like this journal of Amelia Earhart apparently she's saying she landed on an island and she's like fighting with the other guy because the guy had a heavy injury and crazy and like you maybe hear

them die at the end of it it's really bizarre and that it's kind of fascinating and ever since I watched a stupid movie I've been reading constantly about Amelia Earhart. It's really, I think you would like it a lot because you're into like conspiracy theories and that kind of stuff and that's all really interesting. Yeah. You should check it out. I don't know if I buy many conspiracy theories around Amelia Earhart, though.

Yeah, I don't know. She was a big fucking deal at the time. I didn't realize. She's the most popular woman in the world. Hmm. So there you go. Now it's Kesha. Now it's Kesha.

Hahaha. Those were those catchy tunes. Did you see the Kesha video where she was singing I think Old Holy Night and the guy I was pissing behind her? No. No. It sounds like a Kesha concert. Yeah, basically like she was in Russia singing in some guy Do you guess do you remember when we got to Comcon? Yeah, and we were walking around the first night and we saw all these dumb bitches Standing outside of a club and we couldn't figure out what they were doing and they were waiting for Kesha They heard her tour buses right there. Yeah

So they don't always do we're making should we mention we have an audience in the podcast today? No, no waiting for Kesha. I heard her tour bussers right there. We were like, hey! That's what they were making. Should we mention we have an audience in the podcast today? No. No. Do you guys want to say hi? We have an extra microphone. Yeah, here is a neck. Do you guys want to share it?

Just say hi. Just say hi. God damn it. Just get up to the microphone and say hello. Do you know how I fucking microphone works? Just put, just speak into the, there we go. Hey everyone. Okay. There you go All right, can you introduce yourselves? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, my god. It's new cow in blondie

Moody blonde. They came to spend New Year's with us. Yeah, because they had nothing going on in their satellites And what Canada and Colorado yeah, nothing going on there. Austin is the place to be. Are you guys enjoying the podcast so far? They said yes. They said yes because they don't know how to talk in the morning. Yeah, but that's not encouraged them any further. Okay, and we're done. Yeah. So, uh, Jack was showing me this the other day, or I guess earlier today, that I guess yesterday 50 cent went out and was shoveling people's driveways. Yeah, he tweeted that, hey, I'm gonna be around looking for work, like, shoveling snow.

I guess he was going door to door, he's knocking, he's saying, hey, I'm 50 cent, you'll be a shovelier snow. And he just said, you know, for a hundred, he'd do it for like 50 bucks, and then for a hundred, he'd let you take photos. And they're like, okay, and so there's a few people who actually,

I think he got like $400, and then... Didn't he then hire little kids to help? Yeah, he ended up looking for other people to hire, and he hired him for like 30 bucks an hour Gus. Yeah, like so he had a crew of people shoveling snow in his neighborhood and then he hired some cute kid to go knocking on the door Where does he live? Who knows? I don't know. Someone in awesome town. Yeah, no kidding That guy like for someone you thought would be just like a total like mean badass He's pretty fucking cool like you did the that thing for Chelsea Handler, we're not Chelsea for Ellen, where he walked in on that lip dub kid,

doing the lip dub videos, and then he ended up just walking in, and then he got prue into forever the internet super geek, and he did a video with him, and there's another video like that where he was some internet thing where he just kind of showed up. It's like, it must be awesome to have unlimited money. It would be cool to have enough money to just have fun. Yeah, for sure. Like, what do I want to do that's fun and weird today? He's got the vitamin water.

Go to New Orleans and pass out. He's going to earn things and eat oysters. He makes more money on vitamin water than anything else, right? He, no, not anymore. He sold it. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he made $500 million off of vitamin water. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

That's enough to live off or forever, right? I find a million dollars. I hope so. Yeah, I could live off of that forever. Yeah, I could live off probably $5 million off out of the money. Jesus Christ. That's enough to live off or forever, right? I thought a million dollars would help. Yeah. I could live off of that forever. Yeah. I could live off probably $5 million for a good 20 years. If you spend $10 million a year, you could live for 50 years.

Yeah. Wow. No. And it's almost a million dollars a month. And if you plan it right, you'll only live for 50 years. It'll be done. If you're blowing through that much money, you're probably not going to last years.

You're probably doing something that's going to kill you. Brewsters millions, basically. I've got to finish it. You guys have any big New Year's plans? Anybody? No. Stay at home with my kid. Yeah.

One of us has to decide to stay home when we'll probably go out. Cool. I'm throwing a little shit. Are you going to alternate? Or is it just one person all night? I don't know. I was actually thinking that maybe you should go out, Jeff, because I go out a little bit more than you. Yeah, I'm'm throwing a little shit. Are you gonna alternate or is it just one person all night? I don't know I was actually think that maybe you should go out Jeff cuz I go out a little bit more than you Yeah, I'm kind of a homebody. I just clean up your vomit

I'll just stay home. I'll just like work on achievement or stuff. Yeah, that's that's fun for me. I like doing that Yeah, so 2011 will just be a repeat of 2010 more achievement hunter. Do you guys have any resolutions? I don't know I'm thought about it. Do you guys have any resolutions? I don't know. I haven't thought about it. Do you? Um, I don't like resolutions. Why? Because you can't follow through. It implies imperfection. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Like if I had something wrong with me, why wouldn't I fix it by now? Why am I waiting?

So I don't know. I can't deal with that. I can't come to grips with that. So I don't other do resolutions. Um, I think that I have't do resolutions. I think that I have some. Yeah. You think that you have some. Yeah. I think I would like to write, like focus on writing more because it's not as easy as like as visual stuff for me. So I'd definitely like to put more effort that direction.

You're on the TV behind us right now, Griffin. So put that. That was a Pax several years ago. Yeah, it was Gavin. I was more Gavin slept in in front of you guys. Yeah Gus got this Did we talk about how you got that free TV? No, we haven't talked about that. We should talk about that It's pretty weird

We got this really weird email that didn't make a lot of sense and was full of grammar and spelling it was a Forward yeah, it looked like a fishing attempt. It did it looked like it looked like spam or fishing But it was just like hey, this is Bill from YouTube. Do you guys want a free TV? And a free Google TV. Gus looked into it and it's like, Yeah, well, yeah, I looked at the email. I was like, well, this email really did come from the Google corporate

and mail servers. So it's probably a legit email. Yeah. And I let everyone in the office know and no one replied to it. So that night I got drunk and I was like, yeah, sure, I want a free TV. Yeah, fucking cinema TV. Yeah, they said I'm a coupon code. It's a kid of free TV coupon code for Sony. The Sony website is a sweet as TV too. It's on as Google TVs. We're gonna have to YouTube. That's what you got going right now,

right? Yeah, he just says like a like there's like a what is it called on there? Leanback lean back. You like type in a search term and it just finds a bunch of videos related to or that have that Tag and just plays them back to back. You're a much better drink than I am you end up with free stuff You know lose half of your shit. That's a very good point But it's cool. Well, I'm gonna try to incorporate it more like maybe we'll hang it and when we're doing like podcast I can we can put videos up there as we're talking about them That's cool make it a little more interactive We don't have to rely on Bernie's laptop.

Yeah. And his little teeny speakers to get the audio. Speaking of audio. Uh, do it. Do it. You did tell that story. Do it. You play that audio, I'll tell the rest of the new oil.

Oh, yeah. Oh, this is fun. Oh, see. I'll tell, I'll tell I left some shit out, but I would be happy to tell the rest of the stuff. If you want. Come on. If you want to do it, I can go that right take it next level totally up to you I don't care. I don't care. Okay, I don't okay here's why I'm not I'm gonna opt out

Oh, and this is why because I tried desperately I was trying all fucking week low We're in Alabama to catch Jeff. She fucking secretly recorded me After I did all that shit for her noirons she was going behind me with her iphone secretly recording me i love you but i care about entertainment yeah well clearly not because you're not a story no because i couldn't get a fucking get because i couldn't get a good clip every time because every time i would like to get my phone ready and i'd start

like recording javtalk and he when he talks to his dad and when he talks to his grandfather's grandfather the most his southern accent comes back from i don't have a southern accent because he grew up here't have a Southern I mean yes you had you not you're not me a video of you playing basketball and you sounded like you were from Alabama like that's absolutely nonsense you lost it in the army is that listen to do you hear any tint of or trace of that anyway so we go to Alabama every year it's worse like it comes out fat like easier like it was before when he would just really relax and talk to his grandfather.

And now it's almost instantaneous. Like as soon as he crosses the stage, it's like he's back in action. So I tried to record them all week long. And I got some, but it's just a hint of it. Every time he started to do it, I get my phone on it, I get ready, and I'd have to position it where he couldn't see what I was doing.

And then, of course, somebody also would talk, and then it would be a long time, and then it would be gone by then. But I do have a few, I'll show you guys, I guess. What a great fucking man. You should have hit me up. I could have f**ked and rigged up some real discrete microphone. I was, I mean, before I came, before that podcast started today, I was looking through all of the footage

or whatever that I captured, and there was just wasn't anything that was really strong enough to warrant Risking towards the the marital crisis Have him tell the rest of New Orleans I didn't tell all of the embarrassing things There's more so you did get some beads He kept it he only mentioned the tame stuff

Tame wow It was it was it was terrible two hours in a bathtub is pain He kept it he only mentioned the tame stuff Wow It was it was it was terrible two hours in a bathtub is pain It was not a bath that was a shower so shower totally inaccurate Horrible man. I've got a voice recorder for interview stuff. You can have it next time So I might I need something that like fits in a fake flower Do you like my button on my shirt? Well, I almost had him and I had him like, and he was really, it was really thick and he's talking to his grandfather. And then he started talking about living in New Jersey. And when he did that, he lost it like he started

sounding more like when he lived in New Jersey. So your, your accidents like flexuate pretty quickly. I want to hear this so bad. There you go. No, I don't really have a really good one, Jack, but I'll show you what I have. All right. Oh, I love it. This could be a fight. But I love these sweetie. Yeah.

We know who's going out in New Year's Eve now. Yeah, all right. You know what love is? No, what is it Jeff? Holding back. Love is scrubbing puke off of a bathroom floor and like washing your wife's hair Washies passed out on the floor because she got puke all in her hair Wasn't that one of those little love statues from the 70s? The boy washing the hair

Past out drunk little girl Love is I But passed out drunk little girl love is Actually, I was telling you just I was telling her for two days I definitely didn't I didn't feel like drinking and I didn't really feel like eating But I wasn't it wasn't nearly as bad as a hangover I had after your party that you had guests That's that's had one party the entire time I've known him and it was That was one of her and he almost killed every part. Yeah, it was rough. It was an epic party and let's just leave it that Yeah, there's no reason to ever try once again. It was an epic party and let's just leave it to that. Yeah, yeah. There's no reason to ever try. Once again, I was the sober one.

Is that way you haven't had a house when we were doing it? Yeah, there's no way. There's no reason to ever out there. Can I tell you something too? That was the wrong night to be the sober guy. That was a fun night. You're a really good drunk babysitter though. You don't give yourself no credit.

Everyone was a knock-sitter. Griffin was drunk sitting in the kitchen eating pizza, like sitting on the floor. Was I? Gavin had a feather boa on for some reason, a pink feather boa. No, everyone was embarrassingly drunk, but me, I was so sober person. You don't know if you could have. And like 30 people at that party.

I think it is, I think it is because Gus hosted and it was just the different setting. Like I think you, you, I don't know, maybe it was because it was such a novelty to be at your house in a social like. No one had ever been in my house, They wanted to get fucking drunk and destroy it. Destroy my one toilet. I wonder how many people... I mean, I count at least five people puked in that toilet that night. Oh wow. The funniest thing about that whole night, I'm not gonna get into it.

But I think it's safe to say this. Nathan's wife Megan, who's awesome, awesome lady. That's funny. Just like stormed into the kitchen, goes, where's the vodka? And I was like, there's a bottle right there and she just She grabbed the bottle of gin and locked herself in the bathroom for like an hour Just locked in the bathroom with a bottle of gin and no mixers or I have no idea what happened in that bathroom I just know people could not go to the bathroom for that. Oh, that was awesome

Party me I guess maybe we will yeah, I will. Yeah, we should have a housewarming. And then we'll bring you gifts. We'll just register somewhere. We'll destroy your house. That sounds awesome. Really weird. You can park to it. You must destroy before you can rebuild.

So you're having a party? Yes, I am. I'm having a New Year's party. Cool. So we were thinking about having a New Year's party because we decided to, we have an annual drunkmas party that we had every year and this year we just decided to end it. Yeah. And then we were thinking, we're trying to figure out what party to do next But we didn't want to compete with New Year's because I mean everyone's got something going on

Well see that's the everyone has something going on but no one does like everyone I've talked to the cat I don't know what I'm doing for New Year's like our friends we have We have a group of people that we hang out with and there they had like some sort of a splintering off for New Year years and like one of them is running a house and he's gonna have a bunch of people stay at the house all weekend and then the other ones are doing this. They go to the high ball. Yeah. They go to the high ball and so. And I feel like it's almost like when people break up where you have to pick sides and I really don't know what to do.

So and then you have them already too. The high ball thing is like 50 or 100 bucks to get into that. Oh, it's like a free. Well, they had a room and then you can if can, if you rent a room, I guess, you can go to the after party thing that everyone's paying for. Yeah, so that's like, that's really exciting. Those are tiny though. Yeah, I know that they're tiny.

They're like karaoke rooms. Yeah, they're the karaoke rooms. Is anybody know why the fuck this thing keeps ending up in my office? That's a tripod. I don't know what it is. I'm asking you why is it easier? I think it's because everyone's got,

and you said like the whatever weird technological looking thing and that they don't know what it is They're like oh, that's what's in my office this morning when I walked in and no one else was here So I was like well, this doesn't belong here and I threw it out into the lobby area I was like it's someone else's problem now. I just looked on my desk and it's here again. Well, it's got three legs Maybe it's like some kind of creepy horror movie like I'm gonna go to sleep tonight and like when I turn the line off it's gonna be like on the night stand next to my bed. Yeah I have no idea what how they send it up in here. What are you doing for New Year's guests? I don't know probably nothing playing while. I still haven't played the dead money DLC for New Vegas. I need to check that out. It's kind of cool. I played a little bit of it.

I've probably got halfway through it. Yeah. How long is it? Well, how long did you play for? Maybe two, three hours, something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't it? I'd never done it, but it's like it's completely separate story from, you know, it's not even the same main character, is it? No, no, it's like it's still your character, but you meet up with brand new characters. Did they fix the low-time issue? No. It got better for me. It fixed my issue. Well, it may have gotten better, but it's still not good. I wish we had filmed that, Gus. Yeah, we can probably delete the update and try to film it again.

I would like to, to show, because it's, I mean, it would make an interesting video, you know? We set up a timer and then show like birds flying, the sun setting, and passing across the sky. It'd have to be a video camera on the screens people, and we're not faking it because it looked, I mean, if you just captured directly with the people, it looked like he paused it essentially.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes I thought my Xbox was crashed. Like there was no activity and nothing was moving. I was like, you know, how long do I wait till I, before I reboot the Xbox? That happens when you get a cheamance in that game. Were you tempted to freeze? Were you tempted to get up and go outside

and start living for once? Take up a book and start reading or something. Don't mock me. This is my this is my world. This is my job. This is what I do. All right, well, we shouldn't go too long because we have got a late start today. Yeah. Anyone getting me cool Christmas presents? I got a book on welding. I got some books some book some excited about. I got you a book. Yeah, I love I love the book. I haven't finished it. I've finished it yet. What book did you get here?

He got me, they call me Boba Booey, which is the Gary Delibate book. It's pretty good. I didn't realize he had a book. Yeah, it's kind of a big deal, if you listen to Howard Stern this year. It's been a lot of fun about it. They've been tearing him into it.

I feel for Gary Delibate. I think I'm sort of the Gary of our group. He's like, to be fair, Gary's really talented. So that's perfect. No, it's just, you know, the guy who does a lot of work, but just constantly gets shit on by everyone. So I think I fit into that role. We need the guy that also fell asleep and was caught asleep.

Sleepy weren't you? Yeah. And they filmed it and got super pissed off about that. Yep. See, when I fell asleep, I was asleep on the couch. Yeah, we sleep at work all the time. No, I'm asleep right now. You might as well be the way you lay down in your chair.

I'm talking about that yet. Gus is his seating posture or his back, like the top of his back, on the bottom of his chair. I'm going to put him in the chair. He emailed me that picture and I'll put it in the link down there. He learned that our old tech support company. That's when you know I'm really working. Like I am really in the zone if I'm sitting like that. Yeah, that's totally true It's and then Griffin came in she's like would you fall if I kicked your chair? And I said yeah probably but why would you do that and then she started kicking my chair? That was at the textbook company if you Needed help you looked for the guy who was sitting lowest in the chair

Because you knew that was a smart guy. That's the guy who didn't want to help you. So he was trying to hide. Yeah God damn it. There's stupid question. Hey, I think we're gonna get a dog. What are you gonna get? I don't know. Do you have one in mind? Just particularly? Are you still looking in general? Well, we have a couple that we're looking at, but I applied and they won't write back to me, so it's not a good sign. Mm-hmm. You're gonna get one of those horse dogs, like the giant ones. We're like big dogs. Like when you can throw a saddle on and ride around. You're talking about the Irish wolf hounds. I don't think we're getting that. No, no, no, no, there's a great day in

your interest and I'm interested in an Anatolian Shepherd mix. Yeah. He's a comedy dog and I'll show you a picture. A comedy dog. Oh my God. Now I'm going to send you a picture and you can link it is the cutest fucking thing. What does that mean? A comedy? Is that like the frog with a top hat? Now you look at him and he looks like a cartoon character. He's got two different colored eyes and he's got the no, I have to show you. You do have to see the photo. Yeah, it's amazing. Okay. And they even say, if you like a dog with a good sense of humor, you'll love slappy or whatever the fuck is amazing. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Well, again, apologies for not doing our Drunk Tank Awards this week. We will have them next week once we get everyone back. And I'm sure we're going to have a lot of disagreements and fights over it. Oh, yeah.

Anything else before we wrap up? Uh, happy new year everyone. Yeah, this is our final podcast of 2010. Podcast number 94. 94, geez. Good lord. We'll be going. Starting again, 2011, next one today. Yay.

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