Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #96

Episode Date: January 12, 2011

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnet and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-octane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnet, and Thomas Hayden Church.

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That's not bad enough that he had to make it, he had to make sure that I was going to be here to cheer it. Well, thank you very much sir, I'm flattered. How's everyone doing? It's a Wednesday, podcast time. Doing great. Can't have pretty good. Yeah, is everyone coming off the high of the drunk tank awards. Still living the dream, still in the cloud. I can't believe how a shit we caught in the forums about the awards. Did we? Well, we catch shit for. Every, everything.

Everyone has an opinion on the internet. The voting process. If they don't like it, if they don't like it, they can make their own awards. There you go. That's the way it works. They're not real, I mean, they're not real awards. Hey, hey, hey. Don's the way it works. They're not real, I mean they're not real awards. Hey, hey, hey, don't do not undermine our credibility on our podcast. Lastly, we did trophy. I mean, that's how, how more real you need than trophy. A physical trophy. Yeah, we're in the trophy design process once again.

The trophy design committee met yesterday. We're, we're, we're, we're net positive because no angry or snippy emails were sent. Hey Things are working out. Do you know what you're gonna do for those trophies? We're probably gonna keep to a very similar theme as we had last year last year You had to like the generic beer cans on top of yeah, yeah, yeah They were American flagged theme trophies with generic beer cans on top and Eagles flanking the generic I'd like to see the grizzly Bear make it in. Because last year we wanted to fit a Grizzly Bear

and we couldn't figure out how to do it. I mean, nice to see if we could revisit that. It was surprising last year in the trophy design process. Like looking through the catalogs of stuff you can put on trophies that they have pre-made. Some of the stuff that they had was surprising and some of the stuff they didn't have was surprising. Yes.

You couldn't get a bear. You couldn't get a tank. You couldn't get a bear on a tank either. Yeah. It's shocking. You couldn't get a bear, you couldn't get a tank, you couldn't get a bear on a tank either. That's shocking. You couldn't get a dude holding a can of beer or a bottle of champagne. There was, that seems impossible. It seems like that would be something you'd give

like at a golf tournament. That's why I'm sure, like. Or a chili cookoff. Right? Where's the chili cookoff trophies? They're just like giant spoons. Why can't we, or a giant bean. We would have paid to have custom trophies made, but there was a surprising lack of customization in the trophy industry. Yeah,

it was the trophy industry you are lagging, disappointing. You can get any kind of Kit Kat in the world. They can make that. They can make a Kit Kat based on it, but you cannot get a trophy. So we should get a chocolate coated trophy with a cookie wafer inside. Then we're set inside out in vanilla instead of chocolate. I had trouble when I was looking you a while ago, Bernie, you wanted to do a little like stainless steel M's for people in the company that made like a video over a million. They went over a million. I still want to do that. I couldn't find like I found a bunch of places that said that they did custom like paper weights and whatnot, but they didn't have that as an hour. What if we

just get in kitchen magnets? Just like a magnet. Everybody has their space on the fridge. Or in our company, people will take these powerful magnets and put them on their computer right next to the hard drives and then come complaining when all their stuff gets erased. Harry, Carrie might swallow one. Yeah, I don't know.

Well, you know what that was inspired by? That idea. I wanted to have essentially a 1 inch by 1 inch square M And then you can give it to someone who wanted their videos hits a million views and that way They'll have a stack of them on their desk my stack of course mean they get You know what that was inspired by what okay, I didn't interview With one of the guys and I'm not gonna remember his name. Oh, what is it? Scott probably not that important Scott got through Scott got three right? with one of the guys and I'm not gonna remember his name. What is it? Scott?

Probably not that important. Scott got through. Scott got through, right? Got that, got it. I did an interview with him and another guy at Microsoft he's like really high up engineers, I mean Microsoft, but on the side we normally don't deal with, which is the really smart side. The OS side. No offense. You just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, just, you just, just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just You just, you just, you just, you just, it's like, everyone we work with over this years. It's not everyone, everyone I just insulted. You guys are the cool social guys. Microsoft, but he was talking about how at Microsoft

in the Research Development Department, they have these little cubes, these one inch by one inch cubes that they give as a reward to their engineers or, you know, people in their technical departments and that they have competitions for these little cubes is he how many they can stack up and like some guys have a bunch of them stack up in their windows and I was like well what do they give the cubes for what like what would earn it he goes oh they're all for one thing only and I said what is that when somebody gets a

patent and yeah they have stacks on their desk of guys that have earned like 60 patents. That's awesome. I think the guy we were interviewing that day, I think he had like 25. Wow. So it's fucking patent. It's the better you do the more crap you get on your desk and it makes it harder for you to work. Is that what it is? No, you can build a wall that hides behind so you don't have to look at all your other nerdy co-workers. You earn your cubicle? Keep them, try to steal your patent ideas. It's like the original Minecraft. But it's like ours would be for a million views on YouTube. Which I think is very similar.

Yeah, of course. What is for changing the world and what is for making a misleading thumbnail? You know, we have yet to resort to the multi-colored thumbnails, the just Jeff's face with the yellow or the green background. That is the key to success, though. We really should do it. It catches the eye. Is that what it is? But everyone has them. It's a take a dude, put a blonde wig on him and like, Frankenstein, like lipstick, like Phil Hartman used to wear it inside of my life and then put them on a yellow background

and you get 10 million views. That's all you do. So you just see, that's the secret to YouTube. You just need guys with the yellow background. Yeah, pretty much. Oh, that's not nice. You do it good in a long way.

You eat Thursday night guests. So did you guys hear the, we were talking about the connect numbers last time or the boy we were off the limit? Yeah, we were. Well, I guess they had intentionally been holding on to those numbers to unveil them at CES this

like they unveiled it like two days after we talked about it right yeah yeah I mean it looked like we were way up and I think to recap what we were saying was Microsoft had said they hope to solve five million connects by Christmas or through by the end of the year and we and they

were at two and a half I thought they were at four weren't they I think they were at two and a half at the time that they had announced that they were going to sell another two and a half million and when they were at four, weren't they? I think they were at two and a half at the time that they had announced that. They were going to sell another two and a half million. And when you say Microsoft, you mean the cool hip-side of Microsoft? The cool hip-side of Microsoft. Yeah, the beer drink inside of Microsoft.

The every man working class. Yeah, the Microsoft. Polo shirt Microsoft. That's what the past got like, the past. Yeah, when the article linked Connect had reached four million. So, okay. And what, what did they end up with? Gus.

I think they announced that they had sold 8 million. Yeah. Eight fucking million connects. That's pretty impressive. It's a lot of connects. You know what else was announced? Michael Pactor announced this week that the Xbox 360 outsold the PS3 by more than 2 to 1 in December.

Also, the Wii fell off. So I think this last 2010 is definitely the year of the $30. I think the Wii sold 2 million copies that 360 sold like two and a half million and the PS3 sold 1.2 million crazy in December. That being said, the PS I think that we will continue to decline, but I think 2011 is going to be a very good year for the PS3. That, oh, you think so- I think that we will continue to climb that i think two thousand elevens can be very good here for the p-a-3 that that's a thing so i think three d might help them a little bit but yeah i think the p-a-3 should have been uh... so it's a fun to do

excuse me i'm a little bit of a they've got some big games coming out i know that little big planet to comes out this month uh... uncharted three later in the year till zone three resistance three i think as well well three's coming out so so that means and when is the next generation of consoles gonna start resistance three I think as well. A lot of threes coming out. So.

So that being said, when is the next generation of consoles gonna start and is there gonna be one? Well, I don't think there's in anytime soon, right? Well, the 360 came out 2005, so a little over five years ago. I imagine we'll start maybe hearing about it by the end of the year. I remember, I seem to remember a couple years in Sony and Microsoft both said they wanted their consoles to have a 10 to 11 year life cycle.

This all around. So we might be halfway through the original Xbox was four years. Yeah, 2001 to 2005. Yeah, they cut that one real short. And the PS2 was a year had your head started. Yeah, 2000. They think they still make PS2 who's right. Yeah. Yeah, no, while they were even better, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like maybe you got no you you could imagine things looking a little better because the PC side it's repat so eclipsed them but I feel like things are still pretty consistent between the PC's a 360 and the PC's are not saying it looks the same PC's obviously look better but they have really haven't eclipsed them. I totally agree with you as a matter of fact I was playing left for dead two on my Mac today via steam because I was an investigating I found out and I'm realized I'm very far behind the times being a console gamer but there's a whole community of steam users that play Lefford Ed 2 and create custom campaigns, which is like the greatest thing ever because then they can, they have this whole website where they can vote them up and then you can just go download new campaigns

and play all new single player Lefford Ed 2 if you play on on a PC or a Mac. So I've started doing that to look at, you know, ideas for achievement and stuff. And the Leoparded on the PC definitely looks better than Leoparded on the Xbox, but not much. Now you'd say not much, it won't depends on your machine though, too. Yeah, I had a pretty nice machine, but it's not that much better. Well, you also were running on a Mac.

Yeah, you know, it is still a port. True, true. Right, would you say it's a port? Yeah, kind of, I'd be more concerned, Max typically don't have the the best graphics card. And we don't we definitely don't buy the best graphics cards for our machines here. Whenever I've been at Valve playing the games, I've been playing it on PCs. That's what they develop on and the PCs that they have there to run the game. It's it looks really good. I'm sure. I mean, it looks really good.

It looks good on the Mac too. I did learn it definitely looks better than the Xbox. I just wasn't like there wasn't like a crazy disparity in quality. I'm gonna tell you something Left for dead. I think it's easier on the PC. You think so? I do the more precise aiming with the mouse Yeah, I mean it's like it's a you know they do a good job balancing it for the 360 and I played 99% of my games on the PC I received me on the on the Xbox, but yeah on the PC with the mouse in the keyboard I think it's an easier game. Well, these would be accurate, I think, even with auto-eating. No, yeah, I could totally agree. So you're still exploring all these, are you going to be making a lot of videos?

I think so. I think I'm going to do like, our Leoparded videos always do really well, and I've always tracked that up to the fact that Leoparded has this great dual community of 360 users and then also, you know, steam users. And so that there's I get good crossover when I make like, because they both both have the same achievements and everything. So I've always assumed that I was able to benefit from having, you know, those two large communities of Lefford Ed fans. So I don't know why I can't do it the other way. And film stuff in Lefford Ed PC or Lefford Ed Mac and then present it on the Chief 100

to Lefford Ed Xbox fans who would like to see that there's cool campaigns out there. Like there's an Area 51 one I just downloaded I haven't played yet and a bunch of other things. It looks awesome. Somebody remade Don of the Dead. No shit. Yeah, so I'm about to play that today. See, that kind of user generated content stuff is really cool because you can get the games

that everybody are kind of thinking about but that legally can't be made. Yeah. Yeah. And then they just push all the rights and all the responsibilities down. Except kind of thinking about, but that legally can't be made. Yeah. Yeah. And then they just push all the rights and all the responsibilities down to the cases. Except in the case of Dead Rising. What's that? Except in the case of Dead Rising.

Yeah, Dead Rising was interesting. Remember when they added that disclaimer to the front of the game? Yeah. Saying that this is nothing to do with Dawn of Dead by George Romero. I bet George Romero had something to say about that. I would imagine George Romero had something to say

about every zombie movie. And he should. I'm not kidding. It would suck to be like in your lifetime you make a monster and it becomes like what you do becomes genreized, you know. And you can say that yes, the sure zombies existed beforehand, you know, that there was what Griffin, I'm gonna call on your expertise here was voodoo. Yeah, but it's a totally different thing now.

Yeah, it's the movie's established sort of the, I don't know what would you call it like archetypal zombie? Yeah, well archetypes and also the rules I'm kind of like how vampire movies, you know establish what a vampire is Yeah, and then and it's like then anybody gets to make his movies, you know It's like if everyone made light sword. Yeah, but it's gotta be flattering night movies now, you know And they didn't call them Jedi's just said at least they're not Jedi, these are light sword happy people. It's got to be flattering, though, to know that you've influenced that many people are influenced an entire genre. I mean, I, it has to be flattering in some ways more than just being feeling like a revolver. It doesn't flatter his bank account. Yeah. Oh, come on. And then he makes, he still makes his own movies that are fucking direct

to DVD. Oh, really? I didn't know that he was saying. That is a problem. He's making stuff like survival with a dead. So he was that is a problem. He's making stuff like survival with dead He was ahead of his time and the dawn of the dead remake. Don't remake his making out of a million You know, yeah 15 million starring From a modern family. Yeah, oh, yeah, he was the bad guy. He was like the suck the jerk. What does this thing fill dumpy? I'm a modern family. This is Kairash Day. Also had a zombie baby in it. Oh, yeah, it did.

It was zombie babies. That's right. We learn. If you haven't seen that 2006 movie by now, I apologize. Is that when it came out 2006? I'm guessing. I think it was older. It was older.

It was the first time in that remake that you see fast zombies or did that happen before? That was the problem with that movie. Fast zombies. Yeah, that was the first fast zombie. I think that that's mean, I mean it had to happen eventually right you can't be scared or something that She can't overpower you with their sheer numbers and the fact that they're tireless Never stop 2004 2004 so you're against fast zombies. Oh my god. Yes, it's terrible Did any of the actors tie URL right now? Your old URL?

Something like that. That's the guy's name. I heard that his mom called him and thanked him when he got the part of a modern family because he was, she was happy that he wasn't playing douchebag anymore. I read that too. It was in the American Airlines magazine on a better than a flight. He's got kind of a douchebag feel to him. He does for sure.

I'm glad to see him breaking out though. As we start doing more events, I realize when Jeff said that, that there are some months where I read the American Airlines magazine about 15 times in one month. Yeah. Because there's nothing else to do sometimes on take-off. And sometimes I'm like, God, why can't they have this more than twice a month? What if the way they were two weeks to replace those? Speaking of take-off, did you hear yesterday that Ari and I have a thing that got kicked

off of a plane because she refused to turn her blackberry off and some Some guy sitting next to her in first class started berating her and they wouldn't stop They got into a like a visible screaming match and it almost came to blows and so they threw them off the plane Really yeah, they had to deal with the FBI Turn the fucking blackberry turn the phone off guys are baby Damn all the rules. So, I believe we've been over this before. There are rules.

And we disagree. You're often not disagree with you guys. Yeah, I think that- Well, y'all are going to be on different planes than that for now on. No, I have fun. Have fun in the not cool plane. It's just not.

It's not just that. It's just that you guys get so weird about the rules. But you're not like that in real life. I mean, you get really hung up on airplane rules, but I wouldn't say that you're both like, circulars for like- What are you talking about? I don't know. What do that in real life like I mean you get really hung up on airplane rules But I wouldn't say that you're both like cyclists for like we're talking about I don't know what do you think real life means? Well, I don't I don't like I don't every other aspect of their life. I don't speed or do anything like dangerous or against the law I thought I follow the letter of the law I do

Well, I'm a good dude that includes that include lying right now I need you to stay out of jail. So I will go ahead and agree with you. Hey, speaking of staying out of jail, when are you guys going to finish the story about Griffin in the French court? No, that story was finished. No, there's more to the story. What happened, Jeff?

You heard all the bad things you was saying about you on the podcast. You did hear all those things. You were here. I got to remind you that I know a lot about you on the podcast. You did hear all those things, you were here. I got to remind you that I know a lot about you, Jeff. Yeah, no, no. We were to stalemate. Yeah.

That's not a deterrent for me, you know? We got a whole hour to fill. I feel like I've embarrassed her enough over that story. Maybe we should bring the liquor from the kitchen here. The worst part. We're doing this. It's a long story in every new group of friends that we hang out with for the next

like five days, he had to tell the story over again. And that was the worst. To tell it right, it takes about a half an hour. Yeah. It's like new material, you hone it for a while. That's right. It's like taking it in the rough. What are these working stadiums?

But here's the thing, like Jeff doesn't, he exaggerates stories for effects sometimes. Like, and I don't know if you're aware that you do this, but... Or in some cases, I... I like de-exaggerate stories. You, yeah, okay. But anyway, I... De-exaggerate. I don't remember that night most for the most part.

Boy do I. So I'm not sure if I was really as bad as you say it was. That's the fucking worst. Sometimes my wife gets drunk and does stupid things I'll tell her about the next stage. She's like I'm sure you're exaggerating. I know I'm sure it's not like what you're saying like Bullshit. Yeah, I know your wife. I'm not sure that you're exactly Whatever you will try to do that to me. I just say don't tell me just I'm sure it was awesome And I don't want to hear about it. Whatever I did

Can we start guessing we play Tony questions? Can we start guessing we play to any questions? Gosh, you want to go? What a Griffin do. No, you're a great wife though. Okay, thanks. Especially like when I came out of my colonoscopy and I was totally out of it and you interviewed me with your cell phone while I was laying in the hospital bed

and made fun of me, that was cool. It took a video of that, that was awesome. Is that on YouTube yet? No, but I was thinking about giving it to you guys if you wanted it. Cool. Is there be a perfect insert for the enhanced podcast? Perfect insert. How did that go by the way?

Perfect insert. I don't remember the thing. Like, as a pro. Yeah, they were good. I don't know what happened in that room. All I know is I woke up and I wasn't sore and I felt fine. Yeah. That's a thing. Like, do you really need full drugs for that? Like, is it really that painful? Is it painful? Is it just like, guys don't want to be around for the experience?

Do you want to speak for the screen? Oh, where you ask him, he doesn't remember. Yeah, I don't know. They stick about seven feet of camera. Oh, is it that much? Yeah, that's a lot. They're going to be. They're going to be.

They're going to be. They're going to be. They're going to be. A lot of squiggle up. I can see you may want to be knocked out for that. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't just like peek in like a lot. A lot of squiggled up. I can see you may want to be knocked out for that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Doesn't just like peek in like a hurdle. Do you know what like what the diameter of the camera to you, Vertiver is? I didn't get into it. You didn't ask. You didn't ask. I'm just already keeping me out. You didn't want to look at it. Listen, I went into the room and the guy said, can somebody turn that thing off because there was a beeping

noise? And then I looked over to lady and she goes, this is relax you and I was like okay and then she goes and this is gonna put you to sleep and then I was putting my clothes on yeah and the next thing I knew was a full member of Sigma Chi yeah I did a Google search for colonoscopy camera diameter and the second the second return is I need to perform a colonoscopy to myself Like a recreational thing like why would anyone need to do that on the wrong? It's gonna tape like a tiny camera to a bathroom snake I think I'm wrong now I'm pretty sure it's a joke I'm gonna I'm gonna leave this background dawn of the day. It's like the time the guy had the long tutorial on how to have sex with a dolphin

Did you read that oh yeah? Yeah, yeah, dolphin love yeah, yeah, you know that reminds me of his member bonsai kiddies Yep, yep, man, that's old Those that dude who would make he would put kittens in glass jars and feed them through intravenous tubes so that they would grow in certain shapes It was clearly fake. But the best part of that page was the hate mail page. Hate mail pages have gone away on the internet. Those used to be a lot of fun to read. Yeah. But actually, like they used to pages and then like specifically for that. Yeah, where you would post all the angry letters you got from the internet. And you don't do that? No one does that anymore? I really, I can't remember

the last time I saw that on. Now it It's just every forum everywhere. Yeah every comment right now There's a there's a whole site based on that where a guy just like constantly trolls people like from ebay listings and Craigslist and like Okay, I'm coming over to drop off the 20 tons of bananas right now I by the way dollar dead grows 59 million dollars. Wow in 2004 That grows $59 million. Wow. In 2004, 102,000 worldwide. 102 million worldwide? By the way, 200,000.

Yeah, maybe it's a point. It lost 58 million over. Does the currency exchange? Yeah, the dollar used to be a lot stronger. But I had a friend in college who would play a very funny joke. Yeah. One of my friends would go off the class. My other friend would go in his room

and just make phone calls all day from his phone Would just go through the white pages which Which was a long time ago is how you called people. It's that thing that's just up on your front door Everyone's all been throw away immediately. I don't think it shows up. I haven't seen it It goes in the recycling Yeah, I throw about four of me a year away. Yeah, okay, so he would just call random people He would call random people and say that he was, he would give my friend's name.

Let's call him Bill. It's like, I'm Bill. And I'm from, so and so, like, he'd make up some random stuff. Like I'm from Furnace Repair. We're coming to take out your furnace today. We'll be there at four o'clock. I just want to let you know, courtesy call.

Please call us back if any questions. And so my friend would come back from class, Bill, and he'd have an engine full of irate people screaming and phone calls for the rest of the day I like you know, I paid that car bill you said oh god That's funny That's awesome. We had that the other day who we had a wonderful alarm company here doing repair work Yep wonderful. They set up our alarm system and call somebody's home phone. It was calling the wrong number. It wasn't calling the alarm monitoring station.

It was calling someone's cell phone. Didn't you say that they also forgot to turn off the system or something further, testing it? And it was calling the police. Yeah, and it started calling the police. And the phone line they were calling, the alarm was calling out on. It doesn't ring in our office.

That's our fax line. So the person couldn't call us to tell us to stop. So he sent us a fax. He's trying to be crazy. Do you have the fax? That says, please stop. This is not a fax number. This is a cell number driving me crazy underlaping.

Oh no, I just realized this is a driving me crazy. I guess it really is. Hey, did you guys see this? I think I showed this to Jeff the other day. I didn't realize that iTunes did this, but I guess if you buy certain movies through iTunes, an example that gives the other guys, you can do searches to find specific scenes in that movie. Like you can type in words and it'll search the movie script and take you to a point in time where those words were said in the movie. Really? Yeah, pretty cool. I guess it's like some exclusive feature that I have on iTunes.

You know, obviously they can't do that on DVD or any other digital platform. So yeah, you can input a word and then you mention it in the script where we retrieved along with the link to the exact moment in the movie where the line was uttered. That's pretty cool, but I wonder how often that would get used. It would be great for like theater, student monologues. And I guess it's on there. They also have a clip and share function that lets you take select scenes and post them to social networks. I haven't tried this out yet. Really?

Yeah, it's crazy. What social networks? I assume Facebook. Good Lord. I can tell you how often they would get used. They would be like, look up guys' wife. You ever seen the other guys? Yeah.

Yeah, look up Wilferno's wife. Yeah look at that Yeah, who's or who's your wife? Probably the number one most search term on that in any cross all the movies like I'm going to take a shower now Or something like that come to bed What are you doing put your clothes back? That's where that would get you, Jeff Man, hey, can I complain about something? No, thanks. No, go ahead. I don't do it anyway. I decided recently that I am going to start getting back into reading comics on a regular basis I can see that I have taken a couple years off. I mean, I still read comics from time to time

but not as voraciously as I did growing up, you know for about 30 years and time to time, but not as voraciously as I did growing up, you know, for about 30 years. And so I've decided that it's a perfect time to start reading comic books because there are a bunch of comic book readers on the iPad and I can just buy comics digitally and not have to worry about collecting them anymore, which is a problem for me. And you also get rid of the stacks and stacks and stacks and stacks and stacks. No, I'm going to keep the 10,000 we have already, but I'm just not gonna add to that. I'm gonna just buy them digitally.

So I go and there's like a Marvel Comics app, there's a DC Comics app, there's another one that's like combines both them together with other independent comics, and it's all very cool and it works well and it has a school zoom feature, except the catalog is retarded. Like I wanted to catch up on the Uncanny X-Men. The most recent episode of the Uncanny X-Men they had

was July of 2009. And they only had like seven. They had like seven in a row. And then five years previous, they had like another five. And then like five from the 60s. So and it's like that for everywhere. Like I couldn't find a comic that had come out in 2010 or 11.

That's bizarre. But I can read it. Yeah, why would they do it like that? It's like a limited selection. Like if you want to go to re-crisis on Infinite Earth so you can do that, but I read that 25 years ago, you know? Yeah, didn't we all. Classics, or if you want to read like Dark Knight

or something like that, you can, but you can't like keep up in bi-comics monthly. Like I'd like to be able to subscribe and be like, I want to Batman every month, just give me a push notification when it comes out and I'll pay two dollars for it and I'll read it Really you can't yeah, it's terrible It's like it's so far behind it doesn't make any goddamn sense like the most recent comic I found was something that came out in July of 2010 I think that might have been a Batman comic and it's like great

I'll be seven episodes behind starting out now I still have to go to talking comic shop and buy the comics or wait for a graphic novel or wait for them to update and I figured we're far enough along in the cycle. These things have been out since the Ipad came out that we should be getting regularly updated content. So that sucks. But in a way, I mean, can't you see that they would make comics available online? And they would instantly

affect your ability to have a comic book shop? I would imagine that comic publishers like DC and Marvel aren't that concerned about local mom pod comic shops. I think that they probably do the majority of their comics through new stands and it wouldn't be a hell of a lot cheaper for them just to make digital copies and not have to worry about the printing process. What the hell was the last time you saw a comic at a new stand? You can go to HEV and see comic books in the magazine rack.

No. Yeah. I haven't seen that in years, man. Sure. Or any bookstore. I sent a bed coming. I was in, I was in NALS the other day. And they had a comic book rack in NALS. I have in I was in now's the other day. I had a comic book racket now. I have a now's is different. They should be the grocery store now is the local pharmacy. Yeah, the now's is like and it tries to do that like throwback kind of thing. So it of course, they would do something like a mix. You feel any better Jeff? I just read I guess like last month diamond is investigating launching digital comic distribution service. Oh, that

would be perfect. And I guess they'll hopefully have that soon. When I went, it seemed like I was a kid too. A lot more people had subscriptions to comics. Yeah, I used to do the mail. Yeah, they would come directly from Marvel, right? Do they still do that stuff? I would assume so. I say Marvel because I read good comics. I read Marvel when I was a kid too. I got a DC that was more adult when Vertigo came out. I started reading that stuff. Vertigo comics line like Sandman and all of those like adult themed comics. Yeah. That's great. Good stuff. Hellblazer. Yeah you can still sign up for subscription to Marvel comics and have a male to you. Okay. Yeah. That's interesting. Amazing spider man. 12 issues. As a collector Jeff, why would you want to get the subscription

versus getting like through comics to the comic shop or Jeff, why would you just want to get the subscription versus getting like a through comics to the comic shop or vice versa? Why would I want to get a subscription to the mail? You mean, or through my iPad? As a collector. Oh, well, there is one, there is one small thing. I don't know if this is what you're getting at. But if you buy a comic through like directly from Marvel,

it doesn't have a UPC code on it. It just has a Spider-Man logo where the UPC code is. That's cool. I don't know if you guys know that. The real estate on the image is, they just replace where a UPC code would be with like a Marvel Comics logo or like a Captain America shield or a Spider-Man logo. Is that preferable? I don't think it matters. I don't think one is going to be worth more than the other. I just always found UPC codes on the front of my comics to be ugly. I just went to the Marvel Subscriptions website. For the first time ever, I don't read comic books. I've never been to this website, and I went and I looked, and I saw you can do this.

And as soon as I visit the page, there are items in my shopping cart. Really? I instantly have 12 issues of the Hulk, and 12 issues of incredible Hulk for 47.94 in my shopping cart. Weird. Eject.

That's crazy. Now, here's really crazy crazy do you like the Hulk? Did you know that like what if you're gonna how hard you're banging on the keyboard? The Hulk's right up this guy's alley. Maybe that's based on IP for our company. I don't know I don't think any of us anybody else would have gone that would be a weird shopping cart Yeah, no, I mean I was doing that stuff last night at home on my iPad so wouldn't be that you were doing during office hours are you trying to say that? No, I would be happy I would be happy There's five comic books during office hours I'm sure I could figure out a way to make that beneficial to achieve a hundred in some way Research there's one of his designated 15 minute breaks. Yeah, there's a there's a Thor game coming out this spring

I should do some comic research. So are you inspired by the Thor trailer to get back into no no no no not at all who's gonna watch Thor? I want you to interview with the actor of Amy really not want to watch the movie. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know who's gonna watch Thor and I don't know who's gonna watch Greenlander. I'll watch Greenland. I don't think I know green hornet comes out this week, right? Green Hornet is already out I I think. Came out Friday. I did it. Wow. I saw a funny tweet by John Cho. You know, John Cho played a solo in the Star Trek reboot. Uh-huh.

And his tweet was, you know, I'm really starting to suspect that I'm not in this Green Hornet movie. I'm looking at the box office here to see how Green Hornet did. And I don't think it's out yet. Oh, it's not. Maybe it comes out of the screen. Yeah. You want to go see green hornet, Gus?

No, I'm really mad. I'm like, my phone's going crazy. I'll see green hornet because I like Seth Rogen. Yeah. I like Seth Rogen. And he wrote it. So he's a good looking guy. Seth Rogen.

I picture you more of a Zach Elephantakis fan. No, he's generally funny and what it does, I think. That's insulting. Go. Speaking of funny, I discovered something new last night and maybe I'm behind the times, Bernie, maybe you know all about this, but if you don't, I think you would, you would love it. You know, there's a new Ricky Gervais show and animated Ricky Gervais show on HBO. It sounds awesome. It's just called the Ricky Gervais show.

And it's like the podcast with Ricky and Stephen Merchant and Carl Pilkington But it's in a half an hour form and it's animated and they sit in a round table and they just It's Carl is the entire focus of it. They just get Carl to talk for half an hour and they just berate him That's all their stuff. Yeah, it's it's way it's way better like I watched our red listen to all their like history of whatever stuff They did this is way better than that. Something about it being animated really works for it. And he, it's different than I watched in episode last night, I thought I was going to die. The next day I'm meeting it is they can do kind of like the cutaways like family guy style

except really funny. Yeah, that's true. But anyway, you should check it out. It's on Zoon Marketplace. You said it's currently airing on HBO? I think so. It's got it. It had the HBO logo before it and it had 13 episodes on zoom. So I assume that it wasn't a 13 episode season. Huh. It could be on cable. It could be on lucky number, though. Ah, true.

Anyway, you should check it out. It was very funny. Oh, well, don't like check it out. I know how much you like Carl Pilkington. There's a way that I can get hold of it. Yeah, that whole podcast was great, man. Yeah. Not as good as this podcast. I know how much you like Carl Pilkinson. There's a way that I can get hold of it. Yeah, that whole podcast was great Yeah, not as good as this podcast They still do it or are they they've done okay? I even liked Ricky Jervais in Grand Theft Auto or I did too I watched it a couple times on the on the Grand Theft Auto TV Yeah, I was I was happy with that cameo and I wasn't happy with many of the cameos in that But they were kind of weird and crowbar, but that one followed the academy yeah so when are the ones GTA 5 coming out I mean let's let's be honest it hasn't announced yet no I'm gonna assume it's gonna come out in holiday

2012 right they'll announce it at E3 this year it'll be at next year yeah I was expecting they'll make some kind of announcement about it this year that'll be four years right um will it yeah I guess though has rock star ever made any kind of space game at all? Like future game? I'm not that I can think of. No, they, I mean they made Grand Theft Auto, Max Payne, the Bully Game, Red Dead, both Red Dead's. Oh, let's see, I'm going double it.

Rockstar Table tennis. Rockstar table tennis. Yeah, I don't think so. The issue you can take today, like a futuristic grand theft auto. Yeah. I wouldn't want to make any any kind of third person action sci-fi game in that genre and have to follow a mass effect for a while. It's true. I was thinking it'd be, you know, could seem like a knockoff mass effect. Yeah. Especially a mass Effect 3 coming out this year

Supposedly they just did I felt like I was pretty Unenthused about a Western Grand Theft Auto and they nailed it with Red Dead Bell. Yeah, you were totally Unexcited about it. You weren't even gonna pick it up. I thought it was a ripoff of gun I didn't even know there was a red dead revolver. I'd never heard of it the first game and I was like Yeah, there's already been like a GTA clone that's in the Western gun. And I like gun. I thought it was okay, but I looked at red and I was like, yeah, whatever. And then I played it. Who was gun was never soft. Yeah, it was never soft. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That's if that's one thing that I mean they excel in a lot at rockstar, but they do great voice acting casting

They really do they really do yeah, I wasn't a big fan of that game I know I'm on record with that already, but I thought that guy was phenomenal My wife liked him a little too much. Yeah, where he's telling Where he's it? She wanted to play she came over to for that like 24 hour thing that you guys are doing for a team of her and She wanted to play that game, but it took us too long to set it up. Yeah then she lost the mood. John Mark B. Did you all read that a cataclysm is now the fastest selling PC game of all time? Was it 4.7 million in the first month? Yeah that's 3.3 million on day one. It beat the previous record holder, Wrath of the Lich King.

It beat the previous record holder, Rath of the Lich King. Who does that? That is a great fucking game. I don't know for a fact, but I bet Rath of the Lich King beat the previous record holder, Bernie Crusade, if I had to guess. So you like the changes, and Katak, Dev, you're telling me you like it, have a... I love it. ...I love it. It's great.

It makes sense, because when everything we've played,'ve like ended up giving up around 30 something or 40 something It's just saying you're starting to get good. We end up losing interest or getting busy But you start to hit that grind wall, you know, and that's when it starts to get a little boring and It's it's really streamlined. I really like all the changes. I do feel like I haven't actually played wow yet because I haven't had a 60 or above character We agree we were gonna talk to you about it. Yeah, it's really a problem. You can have one pretty quickly. Yeah no I know it's just focus. Let's play wow on that. Okay I still have to finish uh table three. Let's play wow on that. Okay. You know how you really don't have to.

The records aside like it's interesting that they set a record but just the fact within their own franchise that they set a record, but just the fact within their own franchise that they're selling the games faster now, like it's hard to believe that at Cataclysm, there's more dedicated day one fans than there was for Burning Crusade or Rathlinx King. Yeah, I find that really weird. Yeah, it's interesting, right? How far into that game of the five years? Six years. Six years. Little over six at launch in October, or four. And a big thing with all these numbers, all these sales numbers, always tends to be as well, that like when we talked about the connect, there's some kind of question there is to,

well, how many of those units are sold to retailers shipped versus sold? Yeah, they're sitting on the shelves at retailers and they're considered sold, depending on how they book it. But with something like cataclysm, I mean, they're probably shipping less units now, I would think, and selling a lot more digitally. I bet. So I mean, I bought it digitally. Yeah, I bought it digitally as well.

Yeah, same here. Especially me. I got, you give kudos. I don't know if we talked about this before, I know I talked to you about it, Gus. I am amazed at how they have that system down where you can download part of the game and start playing it. Yeah, you start playing in like less than 10 minutes. Yeah, almost instantly that is amazing I mean that is that's crazy

That's what I like to see I like to see people who have a successful product that's doing well We talk about this with Netflix sometimes too where they're already on top They're already doing well, but they just don't stop dumping it in an innovation You know like there was no reason for Blizzard to do that they're already on top But now it's like it makes it so easy for there was no reason for Blizzard to do that. They were already on top, but now it's like, it makes it so easy for you to get back in. Get new people to jump in. It's just like you just stream the starting area

wherever you're at and then everything else is just downloading in the background, turning. That battle net service in general is just tremendous. Like it is an easy to use website. It's fast, it's streamlined. I like, I went in, re, like I had to inactive accounts for Griffin and I, reactivated the accounts bought Cataclysm

Ported Griffin's character over to a new server so that we could be on the same server and was downloading and playing it in like 20 minutes Without ever without ever having that point where I'm like all right, so I need to port how the fuck do I do this? Where god damn it? Where's the help? Yeah, it was just Right through very cool. I get what you're saying, but at the same time Yeah, it was just, just, right through. Very cool. I get what you're saying, but at the same time too, like having those accounts on things like BattleNet and Steam, the Steam is helpful because independent developers can put their stuff on Steam.

I mean, it seems very helpful, but actually I think that's a little bit harder because then when you get to the point where, well, I have a password and account on Steam, it's got all my information there. I can just buy it through Steam and it's easier. It makes it harder for little guys to sell their stuff individually You know like another example is like iTunes sure

It's a lot easier to just I'm just gonna type in my password and buy some good iTunes Yeah, like I bought that that game amnesia the other day through steam I could have probably bought it through the website right yeah, yeah, and if like minecraft was on steam at this point Is it I don't even know if it is or not, but I mean, I bought it through the developer. And now I haven't thought, I haven't done that in a long time. So it's in some ways it's helpful, but in other ways it kind of traps you

with these juggernauts that you've gotta put your stuff with them. That'll not gonna start offering services to other developers or just strictly blizzard. It's practice for their stuff. And it's bound not expanding to other Activision, now that it's Blizzard Activ Activision all in one. That's a good question, but I haven't heard any talk of that wonderful see Bungie's next thing on battle men.

Remember it's it's it's Activision Blizzard it really wasn't you know Blizzard isn't part of Activision their partners does that make sense? What they they're on equal footing. It was a merke merges. Yeah. It's like they merged purchase each other. Yeah. It's like it's a weird relationship. Yeah. Did you guys see that news that hit about Bungie yesterday about all the websites that they filed for or patent like the names they they filed for? No. Yeah, there's like four or five right? Yes. Yeah, I don't remember what they wore off the top of my head. Oh, here. But I do remember the president. Something about world domination. There's a seven in there. Yeah, there was a 7 in there. Yeah, there was a 7 in there.

Yeah, there's, I guess, some new domain registration. It's similar to how people figured out bungee aerospace where they figured out domain registration information. Who's the person doing that? Yeah, people who just sit in there at Fiving Dots der all day and go daddy. I guess. It's like a live stream of registered domains going by. It's like the Matrix.

Except way more boring. It's like a live stream of registered domains going by it's like the matrix It's a way more boring way way way way more boring. So I wonder what do you think just rampant speculation? I mean, what do you think you think bungee's next thing will be on a console? You think it'll be on a PC? I They weird roots. I mean, I don't know Mac to Xbox yeah, yeah with some PC. I think only was on PC Myth was PC as well. Yeah, myth was I yeah, myth eventually got ported. They didn't do it though I think two K or someone else to the PC port of myth. I think rockstar did it now that we're saying that didn't rock star pick up One of their IP's I think you're right about that. Yeah

Wait, it didn't rock rock star picked up only IP I think you're right about that yeah Wait, it didn't rock rock star picked up only Is that what it was yeah, okay? I Can't imagine that whatever they do if it's for activation would be any exclusive to any console or system Like if it appeared on the PC I would imagine it would appear on the Xbox and the PS3 as well Call duties and all right. Yeah, I'll do this on all of them What's it? What's the hub up from the guys who left?

Infinity Ward. I don't think they've really announced anything yet. They hired some people. I know that there are there's like a new lawsuit going Right now about it actually. I think Activision's coming after him right now saying that they were trying to Destroy Infinity Ward from the inside or something. I don't I might be misquoting that Got guess could probably find it in the link I just remember reading something Last week about after vision going after him again. Yeah, myth 2 was You know myth was started by bungee and then myth taking over by take 2 after max off bottom take 2 It'll I tell you it'll be interesting to see what the call of duty game is this year because you know there's gonna be a call duty game, but it won't be

Treyarch, yeah according to the the old schedule it should have been modern warfare three. Yep. But will it be or will it be one of those new developers that Activision Broadarm Board? I saw some rumors, there's some rumblings about it potentially being a modern warfare prequel. Modern warfare prequel. Following the the exploits of ghost I believe is what I read. So you're saying it's a prequel following the the exploits of ghost. I believe is what I read So you're saying it's a prequel the call of duty four. Yeah When you say it like that it sounds stupid Well, I are you tired of World War two shooters yet? World War 2? Yeah. I don't think so. No. It just seems like they're so ingrained. I'm playing them for fucking ever since Wolfenstein. You're either shooting World War 2

Afghanistan or in space, right? So it's like they're all the same to me. Yeah, they did. They're all the same as long as the game. As long as the game the mechanic is fun I don't care where the setting is, you know, yeah, hey look It could be a civil war game if it played the same. I wouldn't care I Never war game. There haven't been very many of those. I know there was there was that history channel one right fuck that game dude I have 900 points in that stupid game because two of my achievements were glitched and I can't get them I think you just messed them up. No, they're glitched. It's a well-known well-documented thing What are your desk? Itknown well-documented thing

What are your desk? It's well-dark. You can't I don't know what the specific achievement is, but I think it's like to get 50 kills with a pistol and 50 fills with a knife And it just doesn't work like I could sit there and get a hundred in a row and I wouldn't count I would be doing the knife one. Yeah, and there's this whole thing about you can delete your save games and then clear the cash on your Xbox and try Yeah, I'm not gonna do all that. So I just... You're not gonna bother trying. I'm not gonna go through, I deleted my save games, that didn't work. I'm not gonna fucking go through the problem with like clearing my Xbox, resetting my Xbox,

just trying to get two shitty achievements on a shitty game that came out five years ago. Yeah, I'm not gonna go to my memory storage unit, hit Y for storage maintenance, and ZA to... Exactly, clear cache. Not gonna sit down and enjoy video games. I can... I'm glad we're on the same page.

You know, you could they could they could in the Haley universe. There is a insurrection. They could do a interplanetary civil war. Sure. It's more like a not really a civil war more like a suppressed uprising kind of a thing. So they can do that if they wanted to. Would you play a futuristic civil war? Yeah, I would play anything if the game play is good. I really don't care. Kitchen Mama. If I've never played it, but it's awesome. I'd play it. You actually

do they have any cooking games? I mean, there's a game for everything. Yeah, cooking mama cooking mama. It's a national. I think it was a joke. No, no, no, no, kitchen ma, kitchen mama, right? No, there was cooking mama, but I think it eventually became kitchen mama is the newer one It's for Xbox 360 we we in DS 10 or game. Okay. I mean, I don't I mean, I don't care settings and graphics don't really matter to me As long as gameplay is fun, you know, if that kind of stuff mattered then why would why does minecraft have a million people playing it like Emolson shit, so the cooking is the cooking game actually like does it require some skill or knowledge about cooking or is it just something? I've never played the cooking or a PSP game. It is not kitchen. I was cooking mama world kitchen. Okay. There you go That sounds like something you'd like. Yeah, well, I don't play I don't have a PSP or a D. I do have a D. S.

It's a we is it a we game or we yeah, I don't know we different sounds like you would hate Yeah, no, but he's into cooking. Okay, I don't want to do it Yeah, no, but he's into cooking. I don't want to do it. It's two things you love. Cookings and mom's. Do like moms. Mom, hey mom, you. Not my mom, I mean, you're a mother.

I like you. It's like I like moms. Apparently, Peter complained about cooking mom at some point. I remember that. And they had to respond to it. Are you serious? They can play about Super Meat Boy as well. I mean, that's their job, right? They're too complain. Yeah, but I mean, I think that you

if you complain about every single thing and if it's something that's not actually hurting animals, are you taking away from your sought like your real message? It's raising awareness. Unless they're real messages that they're annoying you shit. Yeah, which they seem to be hitting on very well. Let me see. I don't look up here. What was what was Super Me Boys response? They had a really funny response. I don't remember what it was. I'm gonna look it up while you guys go onto something else. Fun. You want to hear something else fun? Yeah. I got tattooed over the weekend. Nice.

Yeah. What'd you get? I got well, I was going to work on this tarot arm that I'm doing, but the the my artist is a friend of mine that I only see like once a year and so we didn't have time to like do a pre-consultation or whatever. So she drew it. So he has to lead. Yes, he's gone last minute tattoo. No, no, no, she drew it when she was in San Francisco, but when she brought it, it was way too big for my arm. So if she shrank it down like he wouldn't match the size wise, the guy wouldn't match the other thing on the other cards on my arm. So we had to put it on my ribs, which was, I didn't really expect him to do it there.

And also, it was in a convention hall, which I've been to had to do before. Also, it's fucking giant. It's huge and it was really painful, but I also had to like, upstrip like in this convention hall, which suck, I don't know. Like, I used to be really, I never used to be modest, but now that I'm, I kinda am,

like people are walking by. And I think it's because people have camera phones and shit and they just walk up and start like taking pictures. Yeah, they're like, I mean, no, and like didn't ask if they could take them and I was on the take, I couldn't move, you know, a second table like with my shirt pulled up or whatever. And I don't know like who's, like, who they are, like, yeah, anybody has some things.

They're probably jacking up right now. Well, it might just be like, some people had like actual cameras that look like, okay, maybe they're just taking pictures of the event and this is an event thing and then some people just had their phones out That being said she told you I'm tattooing you on the ribs. You don't have to take your panties off Was it like a cartoon anytime she hit the ribs it played like a music note like the xylophone? God it was actually it was pretty painful and it was like four and a half hours. It was like operation her nose lit up It was pretty painful and it was like four and a half hours. It was like operation her nose lit up Um, I didn't really like hit a role low point because I came in with a tons of energy And I was really positive and then like 15 minutes in the tattoo. I felt like I want to die. Yeah

Yeah, 15 minutes into a four and a half hour tattoo You're fucking crazy It's weird like I don't know if you have like a big tattoo There's like you'll get that like a low point But if you can get past it like that hour then you have like a second wind like, I don't know if it's just like a rush of endurance or what, but it's big. Okay. No congratulations. Thanks. If only there was a way to avoid all that pain. No, I'm getting to that point where like, but this is, it sucks because it's further down, so now I have to figure out a way to connect the arm and then still finish the arm. So it's way

more tattoos than I was anticipating. And I'm getting to that point to where it's like, I don't really see the point in getting tattoos and they are just now it's just painful because they're huge and everywhere. And like, I'm kind of getting to where I like, I'm almost done. I finished this one and I'm done. I hit that point about 3031. Where I realized that you're just paying money to have somebody hurt you for hours. Yeah.

And it's like, I already get that at a marriage anyway. Hey, you want to be alone? No, but no, Tattoo's shocked. Yeah, they do. And it's also like you get older and you're like, there's very few things that I'm going to be excited about forever. Like I'm more interested in just having something that looks good, but even then it's like, you know, it's hard to travel. Like we went to England and people are just glaring and it's not like Austin's really insolent like nice and people are friendly and you can kind of have a job with tattoos, like any job with tattoos and piercings here.

But getting out of Austin, you realize that the rest of the world hasn't quite caught up to that. I find that on YouTube. Thank you very much. Internet exposed me to that. I needed to get a passport to figure that out. So here's what team meet the makers of Super Meat Boy said to Peter in response to the PETA complaint. They tweeted,

hey how many PETA members does it take to change a light bulb? None. PETA can't change anything. They're pretty fucking funny. That was pretty funny. And that reminds me too. Have you seen these awesome guys on YouTube who make the ridiculous meals? Oh yeah. And they made for Christmas, they made a slaughterhouse, which is their version of a gingerbread house? What you guy? I can't possibly explain you just have to look at them Jack Jack can tell you who it is They that's a whole series they do and they just like they make like 100,000 calorie meals Wow And they also down at eat them like this was this was a gingerbread house, but it was a meat house

The way the guy described it it was this was a gingerbread house, but it was a meat house. The way the guy described it goes it's a gingerbread house, but we replaced the ginger gingerbread with slaughtered animals. It's essentially steak walls, bacon roof covered with bacon flakes for snow and it was completely filled with molten cheese with I am so I guess the cheese was like the mortar Yeah, well, that's another glue. What was it? They use pork ground pork for the mortar for the bricks for the steak. Hmm. Oh, so it was like little chunks of steak You got to see I can't explain it all right. Oh, you got to see it. We'll check it out Everyone's looking at it right now. I think there's a Canadian actually too. I think they are Canadian

They sound Canadian and they're awesome You know, well, it's awesome Australians are awesome. Have you heard about what's everything that's going on? Dad and Brisbane? Crazy. No. Oh, yeah, I heard about some 13-year-old kid dying today. Yeah, 13-year-old kid who died because he told the rest of yours to take his 10-year-old brother first.

Yeah, and that's stuff, dude. That's rough stuff. They couldn't take both of them. I guess not. Apparently, it's like a 16-foot wall of water just washing through that part of Australia. You have no idea it's coming. It's literally a flash flood. It's there a 16 foot wall of water just washing through that part of Australia. You have no idea it's coming It's a literally a flash flood It's there one second. There's a video I saw online

The guy's video taping up the back of his office and there's a creek and you can tell the creek is a little bit overflowing And then within a four or five minute video with a couple edits It completely consumes the parking lot and carries away like eight cars. Oh, yeah, I saw that one more than that Maybe half maybe it doesn't two dozen cars awful that reminds me speaking of whether I have I guess we have some pretty bad Weather in America right now, too They say and seeing it had a pretty funny headline. I guess it snowed in Atlanta and their headline was hot Atlanta Which that was fucking funny itself You know hotlana is like the whole thing and then hot. I got you. I'm

explaining it to Griffin who still thinks C3PO is Darth Vader on her phone. Privacy. Your friend is secretly steaming from the marriage comment that you made about. Let's talk about it. Yeah, let's talk about New Orleans. What was the most painful part of your marriage that you were just talking about? Are you asking what our main issue is? Well, he said the replacement of the pain from the tattoos has been replaced by the pain of marriage. Oh, right. It was just a joke. There was nothing behind that. Honestly, I was not even listening to it. Yeah. That's the worst part. It's a fucking listen. It's the indifference. It's you looking at Gus behind you. Yeah, that's right.

Soak it in. Yeah, she's here. No, it's true. No, don't have any. I don't think I would grow it out. I'm going to grow it out again. I'm going to get all shaggy and gross like I did when I did. I'm going to get it for a year and a half.

If it gets to the point where it's driving you crazy, let's just style it. Spike it. Dude, Spike it straight up and you could look kind of like that million dollar voice, dude. Oh, yeah, he got a trouble with the police. Yes, he did. Yeah.

He's a police guy called. There was a disturbance at the hotel. He was staying at because he was in a argument with the police. Yes, he did. Yeah, he is. The police got called. There was a disturbance at the hotel. He was staying at because he was in a argument with his sister. I heard about it. I've heard about it. I've heard, yeah, he was a craft. But I think that it's probably hard to bounce back from being homeless. Yeah, you become homeless for a reason.

I heard the, who knows what happens to you? The interview with them. Supposedly, he was sitting there with his wife, some of his kids and his sister or her sister. and he was trying to talk to the mom and one of the kids said something to him and his kids are like 20 and he said shut the hell up I'm trying to talk to your mother right now and they're like fuck you nobody seen you in 20 years asshole you don't talk to us like that and they started hitting him with stuff wow

throw ice bucket at him wow yeah so nice voice though to shame the things aren't don't seem to be you know his Cinderella story. They already crashed the first commercial with him surprisingly fast. I think like on you know they just cover they had that video on Monday and I think on a month you know on a Monday and then on the Friday of that week I saw a crap macaroni and cheese commercial that he did voice over for. Yeah, I think that it would make sense to use them quickly right because yeah, it moves so fast and at that point in the video. I mean, if you waited too long, but this guy was probably sleeping under a bridge or like out somewhere, you know,

earlier in the week and later in the week, he's, I'm here. Everyone in America's hearing him do. Yeah. Also, also, why that goodwill train really quickly before he gets money and people realize, oh, yeah, this guy is a drug addict alcoholic who was six months ago, was kicked off a property for pissing in front of a building. Well, plus you have to think too. He's like, you're going to give this guy money.

He's going to go nuts again. He's going from homeless to actor. I mean, it's not like, you know, the Cinderella is part of Cinderella story. Maybe he was never really homeless. Maybe he was just researching a part the whole time. I'm about 99% certain that Vigo Morden's in his homeless. I'm kidding. I can't tell.

Well, didn't he like live in the woods during the making of Lord of the Rings and like in his homeless. I'm kidding. I can't tell. Well, did he like live in the woods during the making of Lord of the Rings and like to stay in character with Strider or whatever? What you just said does not surprise me in the least. Look at that guy, that guy looks like a guy who like should have a guitar and be screaming about the government. I think the other actors are complaining about him smelling that and like finally that ask him to take a shower.

I don't like I heard that, but I don't know where I heard it. Like every two years, David Cronenberg just goes out to the woods and is like, go go go. He releases a falcon with a note tied to his talent. The falcon knows the way. Hey, so you're talking about Australia Reminer me about something. I guess some red versus blue slash Roots, Chief Fans in New Zealand are having to get together this weekend in advance of our appearance there later this year. You gonna go?

No, I'm not flying down to Auckland this weekend. Oh. They wanted me to give them a mention. So there it is. If you live in Auckland, you should go hang out with them. I've been hang out with us in October. I saw a picture of Christ Church, New Zealand, and that place was a lot bigger than I thought it was.

Yeah. I guess they had the opinion of everything on the south island of New Zealand was just more rural and, you know, it is, isn't it? Supposedly. Well, I know, yeah, but I figured it was just smaller, but it was man, Christchurch looked pretty big. Look at this big, look at this big demean from the picture as Wellington is. I still haven't gotten down to the South Island. But if you're anywhere, you don't have to be in uncle. And you can be anywhere in New Zealand and go. I guess so. Do you see enough? But not if you're fucking Australia stay out of New Zealand.

I'm gonna do them in favor right now. They got their own problems to deal with right now. I will say one thing about our experience down under is that those people, it's like, you can even be from the same country. And if you're from a neighboring city, there's such a rivalry there. Like the different areas of Australia have such a massive rivalry. Whenever we went to Melbourne and said, oh, tomorrow we're going to be in Sydney, we have to go to another event in Sydney.

They're like, don't go there. Those guys are asshole. You know, it's like that in England too, though. Like from like town to town, they have derogatory names for everybody. Like I don't remember them all. Gavin always teaches them to me. Like, but if you're from like Manchester, you're a brummy or a Jordy and everybody from the South makes fun of you and they all hate each other.

Yeah, but we make fun of all the other cities and everyone else in Texas. Yeah, but it seems it seems a little more vitriolic when they do it. I don't know. I just want to say I'm also going to be Emerald City Comic Con. It's either March 4th or 5th will be there, I believe. Really? Pretty sure it's the 5th. I mean, really? I didn't know that was even on the events page. No, we're going to be a part of the Halo Waypoint booth.

Oh, very cool. Or I don't know if it's called Halo Waypoint or if it's called the 343 booth, but we'll be there as part of that. I don't know exactly when we're going to be there, but it'll be the weekend of March 4th. That's the weekend before Paxi. It's the weekend before Paxi. Who's going?

It's going to be me. And I think I'm going to go upstairs and try to convince Joel to come with me this year. We should be. We had to settle on the numbers before we get settled on who's going, but I'm definitely going. Yeah. And I should never say definitely.

I'm definitely going and I'm going to walk upstairs and see if Joel wants to go as well. So is that spike from Buffy? He's going to be there. James Mast. Marsters will also be there all three days. William Shatter will be there only on Saturday. I don't know if I can compete with that. Yeah, I think the spike, didn't you? Yeah, no, I don't like the long guys, but I like this character.

Well, too bad that we're gonna be just coming back from Australia and just about to go to Pax. So yeah, we won't have the free time. Pax, uh, Pax East. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I'm on that. This is interesting. On their featured guests, they have people from like walking dead on there now like this dude the guy from boondocks. It's also walking dead He's on there. What's the movie Jeff really? In the sense that he looks like homeless. Yeah Like they're sharing a tent next to be go Morton I don't think the ego would use a tent. I think you just sleep out under the stars. Yeah, he's living in a Hooverville I mean, he caught hollow out a log or something

Yeah, or he's hollow out a caribou and sleeping in that. He read my side of the mountain when he was 10 and was like, that's gonna be me something. Monty was talking about, that's weird because we were just talking about that in the studio the other day, Monty was talking about how that was his favorite book and that was his plan for adulthood. Yeah.

He was just gonna wander off in a shirk society for another. You're just gonna go unibomber on everyone? No, you're just gonna, you're just gonna go and live off the land by himself. He's gonna pull all the escape tree bark off of every tree he sees. I think I saw the other day that the land that the unibomber lived on was for sale. Yeah, I saw that too. It was like super cheap. You could buy it, including that little shack for like $60,000. We also have the hoodie in it. Bernie, you showed this to Jack last night who served to me this morning. Yep.

The Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. His house where his parents lived, you know, where he's at the car at the window, is for Salem, Chicago right now for like $1.6 million. You'd be dumbed not to buy it. I know. You know, one more, the, we should buy that and make Ferris Bueller's Day Off too. Yeah. It's a little bit in the house. You know, you say that, but I saw that and make first bill is they off to yeah Some in the house, you know you say that but I saw a movie the other day that was a team comedy and it was clearly

Modeled after the John Hughes team team companies. It was um is that Emma Stone movie easy a Oh, yeah, and I watched it. I have a thing now. We're like my treadmill I have it set up so I have a TV like right in front of my treadmill, which is awesome But I ended up just running basically one movie a night and the other night. I selected EDA and Wow, that was there's a reason why John Hughes makes John Hughes movies and nobody else does really Let's just put it that I almost run it. So I mean you want to watch it I mean, you know, but just just for the interesting experiment I wanted to watch the social network last night, but my wife insisted that we watch a shitty

horror. You know what, you act like I fucking insist all the time. Jeff picks the entertainment on our family. And if he doesn't get his way, obviously for good reason, obviously for good reason. This is the one night I was like, no, I really want to watch horror. Let's watch the last exorcism. Is that what you're supposed to say? Yeah, the last exorcism.

Well, that was a fantastic. No, it wasn't great, but I always said that when I was just so annoyed that the one time I actually pipe up and I'm like, no, I want to watch this. You had to be such a jerk about it and explore every single option other than that. Because last week you wanted to watch Devil, too. So we watched that and then you immediately fell asleep. So that's two and two fucking movies in a row.

I don't remember that at all. But anyway, then he woke up at like, I'm really woke up for some reason. So he was up at like four in the morning and like every like 15 minutes he'd like shift or something to like make sure that I knew that he was still awake because he was still awake. And then this morning. Absolutely did.

I told her I said listen this movie is about a dad whose daughter gets a demon inside of her and they're gonna have to kill her. And I do not want to watch this film because I have a young daughter. She wasn't a young daughter. It's crazy. And I said if I can't sleep tonight because I'm having nightmares about Millie being having a demon in her, then I'm going to wake you up and you said, okay, I accept those terms.

And so I fucking followed through. But then we watched the movie and it wasn't really that awful or bad or scary. And then this girl, she wasn't like, I wouldn't have watched it if it was like a five-year-old girl or whatever, but she was like supposed to be 16-17. But then every 15-whatever-year year old girl in movies looks like 20 anyway. So it was not, I was able to disconnect from the whole father daughter relationship a little bit, but anyway, so Millie gets up and then she gets in bed of this because she's like, how do I make her something? And so she, she sleeps on the one outer edge and Jeff sleeps on the other outer edge and I'm

in the middle because we just have like a queen bed. And so I can't move the entire night. I'm just like stuck in this like, I don't know, but I had a horrible night at sleep. And then this morning when I get in the shower, I just mentioned it and Jeff's just like, oh, you had a horrible night sleep? You did. You weren't up from like forward of like, you gave me like a certain number. 230 to 530. Sitting in bed, trying to use a stupid comic reader on the iPad. Yeah. And that light kicked me up too. The light from the iPad. Oh, did they add light keep you up? I'm so sorry. So anyway, that's where we are this morning. This is the worst part.

So that's the worst part of your marriage. And this is the part that causes you pain. Is entertainment selection? No, it's that. But it's also the, I don't know if every relationship is like this, or if it's just Jeff's fault. But the way you have to always compete with each other over who has it worse. That's the thing that we do a lot lately. Who does have it worse?

I think this conversation went set up pretty clearly. I don't know. No, but I don't know. I guess it was like that too, and like we got a fork, and then we were talking. Are you giving me shit because I didn't haven't figured out a new fence yet? And I was like, I'm sorry, I've been working.

You're like, oh, you've been working. You've been working really, and then he starts going about how much he's been working. I'm like, yeah, I never knew you were working. No, I was like, was like I understand you very busy from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. And that's the only time in the day that you could research fences I work more than 9 to 5 everyone here does Okay, that's one that's very entertaining It's always a blast to have the two of you on the fuck

New Orleans for a moment. I'm gonna think of it. Remember that happy place where you guys were? You know how my wife and I solve the entertainment issue in our house when it comes up? How's that? We have two TVs. How hard is that guys? I offered, I was like, I'll just go watch it in the bedroom because I'm not a fucking

pussy about it. And then you're like, you're like, I don't know why, but you then you didn't exist that we watched in the living room. I appreciate spending time with you. I didn't marry you so that I could spend my life in two. You married me so you can complain about everything the next day. You're right. He is a pussy.

It's true. I like being around you. Usually. Glutton for punishment. How long have you guys been married now? Five and a half years. Yeah. Five and a half years. We. Five and a half years.

We've been married each other for about five years and seven months. Married for five and a half years, no, each other one day longer. Have we ever told the story of your engagement announcement to Gus? I think we probably, we've told a couple of times. Was that the baby announcement of the engagement announcement? That was the engagement announcement. The baby announcement was we're having a baby and Gus said, I'm moving out. The engagement announcement was I said,

hey, Griffin, I are engaged. We're gonna get married. And Gus said, I think that's a terrible idea. And then walked out. That's the graphic thing. Well, Griffin, Griffin, really appreciate it. She said she's trying to be more direct this year. Yeah.

It's hard to be direct without being a dick. It really is. Well, that's, yeah. But then you have to wonder, like, because there's a fine line where you're like, you want to be direct, you want to be the honest person. People know where they stand with you. Or you're that person that's like, but then you have to wonder it like because there's a fine line where you're like you want to be direct You want to be the honest person people know what what where they stand with you or you're that person that's like I'm keeping it real and just an asshole Yeah, so it's hard to figure out where to be yeah

If you keep a real never-wore it kept real for them They want to live in their own fantasy world as well. I'm gonna try to be passive this year more I'll try to be more back-biting There's's one thing we need in this office it's more passive aggressive email. Oh my god. We need more of that. You said one this morning. I tried not to be. Was I stupid? Did it come across? It was. I tried to be informative. Someone came into my office and told me to inform you how you've wronged me. I took half of my XLR cables for podcast production so I was running around trying to find them all more. I love you. And then what upset me more was because yesterday we got that box in of the bullet storm stuff and I was trying to find the fucking 5D to film and I couldn't find it because it was scattered all over the place too.

I love how you said it up to your like just you know everyone I would appreciate if you didn't take these cables because I need them for the podcast. On a related note somebody took my god and I had to take someone else's cables to for the podcast. On a related note, somebody took my goddamn food. I'm crazy. I just want my two days back. I had to take someone else's cables to do the podcast today. That is true though, guys. You and I were gonna film that unboxing of the bulletstone box to the very cool box we got yesterday by the way. And it took you like 40 minutes to get the camera.

Yeah, it was like, where's the camera? Oh, it should be in the bag. You're right, it should be in the bag, but it's not in the fucking bag. And then you get the camera and you're like, where's the lens? Where's the microphone? Where's the cards? Where's the microphone? Yeah, where's the cards? Where's the cards? I don't know the cards always missing from the oh?

Where are the batteries? Oh, they're all dead. I know who took your excellent our cables Oh, I asked me was okay. They showed me a set of XLR cables except is it is okay if I use these and I said I said sure like take you to take him home for the night. Oh, gotcha it was Marshall Two weeks in a row now. It's had a rough podcast Doesn't matter he doesn't listen anyway. I didn't I did not defend Marshall enough on last week's podcast when Gryffin was grousing Marshall Marshall's up there all the time editing constantly They're actually shooting really cool short right now. It's been a I've been pretty impressed by some stuff I've seen in it. I've seen them shooting. I've intentionally not asked I want to wait till

The further along the river running short that they've been shooting for weeks What happened to me direct With the passive stuff I think they're done shooting it out there. I don't know they cleaned up their mess Oh, they did I saw Chris cleaning it up yesterday. Oh, yes, so I Think they're probably done bitching You want to talk about a long fucking shoot. Let's talk about food Bits and you don't talk about a long fucking shoot. Let's talk about food It was a long shoot. Yeah, well, I thought it was pretty short actually. No, I had to do like so I did like 12 reshoots. You sound like the food episode of immersion food episode of immersion

Yeah, well, I know it's I think it's because that was a weird also doing reshoots for a lot of the episodes at the same time So it came across I think that episode came across worse, but in general we had had reshoots, you know. Yeah, it happens. I couldn't get a haircut forever because of immersion. I'm so happy I was able to get a haircut finally. My wife was bugging me constantly. You get a haircut. I came home with my haircuts. You get that one.

I got to come up with a permanent facial hair thing. I'm sick of that too. That was a nightmare doing immersion. Yeah, well, and the thing is, every time they would say, I think we have a reshoot, they wouldn't plan for facial hair. So then we'd shave and then I'd have to like draw it on you.

Yeah, they literally would go, you got really good at giving your facial hair. That last time I was, I'm gonna give it in Chris facial hair too. Brandon literally came to me and said, hey, can you shave for a Rishu? And I go, yeah, sure. So I shaved at the office for a Rishu.

And then later that day goes, I need you to have a beard again. It's like in the same day. Can we do that Rishu first? Was Chris, you said you've been giving Chris facial hair? Did you give him facial hair on Monday? I don't know what day is this. That guilt is the way.

Yeah, I just darkened my... I thought that was real. I thought it was real. I thought it was really weird. I thought he had facial hair. I thought it was really weird. I mean, he showed up clean shave in yesterday. I was like, oh, I guess he shaved it.

Yeah, I've had actually, I've been doing that. I'm getting better because I've had to do a lot for Jeff and then Chris, this short that they're doing is, they've had to, I've been doing that, I'm getting better because I've had to do a lot for Jeff and then Chris this This short that they're doing is they've had to because of the weather they started at a certain like light And then they having trouble matching it so they have to wait for certain time of day and come and they work for a few hours hours at a time So I've gotten to do gotten pretty good at facial hair. You know how I learned I used to help people get ready for drag shows Drag kings all that drag show experience finally paid off wait wait You would put facial hair on people in drag for drag shows. There you go. Drag kings. All that drag show experience finally paid off. Wait, wait, wait.

You would put facial hair on people in drag. For women in drag. Drag king. Well, I used to decadene for drag shows at Texas State. I was in the Lambda. And so I did all of the set decorating for that. And then I had friends who were, I was in the club. So then everyone would get ready to go.

And then I would put their beards on, or whatever, like the girls that wanted to be in drag. I didn't even know that existed. The women would dress as men. Yeah, I didn't know that. All right, fair enough. It's cute. I like girls in drag.

I have no idea what to talk about. I can't follow that. I'm a conversation player. Hey, yeah. Well, boy, we should wrap things up. Did you all see, I guess that Blue Ray players are phasing out analog connections. They're only gonna have deliver HD over HDMI My new TV has four HDMI ports on the back and I could not be happier. Yeah ours does too. It's fantastic

Yeah, by the way, when did TV's get so thin? I don't know You mean the LED ones right yeah like that one right behind us gusses and then the one I bought the cheap LG when I bought They're like it's like a thin is like a cracker Just see those Samsung ones are like point three in I know dude. I saw those those are insane You literally like crackers thick isn give it like melbatos, you know. That's a big thing. I'm crazy. You get slide one under a door.

Poit 3 inches, dude. Not the width of a cracker. Like the length of a cracker. Oh, I do. You say the little square size of a cracker. Yeah. Yeah. I'm happy because it's light too.

Like I went to go hand my TV. And I think my last TV was 150 pounds. And my newest one is like 35 35 so that's pretty cool. You know, you don't need to do as much work. I feel a little more confident like hanging even with a drywall anchor. Yeah, yeah, definitely. 30, I mean, some picture frames way more than that. But I, I've been very happy about that just because it's nice to have finally, after

all these years, audio and video in one cable. I mean, why did that perplex us for so long? It's nice. I mean, it's like that whole video standard industry, like who is the moron who made two red cables? That's the dumbest thing ever. Oh, one's video, one's audio. They're totally different.

And also, like, why is a USB, the normal size USB plug? Why is that exactly the same width as a network? Oh, yeah, that's the word. And why isn't it possible to tell which side is up and which side is down on a USB? cable when you're plugging it's like no upside down. You know, I don't think I have ever plugged the USB cable in right the first try Upside down every single first attempt I've ever made. Yeah, you just have to look and see which one has more of an indentation You just remember really that way You just remembered that. Yeah, I guess. Actually, the USB, the symbol on the like the outer casing is always on one side of it. And if you can learn with your computer, which side the little USB symbol goes, then you know which way you're headed.

Have you all seen a USB 3 cable yet? No. It's the computer connection is pretty much the same, but then this other one, the device connection is a little the same but then this other one the device connections a little weird It looks like two connectors. Yeah, it looks like a the other antenna baby. Yeah, it's weird And it's like a kangaroo pouch Should I be wireless? Should I be wireless? Which is wireless power at this point? Yeah, was it there a wireless USB space in the works? I think speaking of wireless power So I did you need to not go ahead? You sent that link out about the contact lenses that are going to have LED lights in them. Oh yeah, crazy. And it's like

wireless power from a battery pack that you were in a belt. Is that what you were saying? Yeah, well, I don't know. I was just looking over as a cool kind of costume thing. Yeah, that's what I read. Yeah. And then right next to it, there was an article about how you shouldn't wear cosmetic. You shouldn't wear like costume contact lenses, unless you actually have a prescription for lenses, just because they're ruining people's eyes, and if you don't have a prescription, you can release seriously.

How old are you gonna get your cat eyes, though? Well, you have to go to a doctor and have to prescribe cat eyes. I speak in the contact lenses. I opened up my wall locker today in the kickbrake room, and there was a bunch of contact lenses in my wall locker. This one. Yeah, I found some kind of lenses on my desk too. Somebody.

I put them on the setting table. Okay. Have you seen eye tattoos that people are getting? They're injecting ink into their eyes. That's not real. Is that why people are doing that? Because people are stupid. Yeah, I think as well somebody,

he had like a Seattle Seahawks eye tattoo. What? I know. Yeah, so you picture guys. You go look at that. It looks awful. Oh, I really wish you hadn't shown me that. I know Yeah, so you picture guys Alex off oh I really wish you hadn't shown me that I know it's terrible right the ones above it are worse like there's big glob of blue It's awful. Yeah, it's really terrible. Good. I'll have one in six months

No, I think I'm I'm just gonna wrap this up over here and then I think I'm done So yeah, I'm like the outline you need to get it Do you see it? It's in the gross stage. You guys want to see it? Yeah, I read your Twitter about it. What's the stage mean? It's like flaking. It's like flaking.

I'll just I'll just show you guys later. I'll just look it up on somebody's flicker account from the mentioned set. It's fucking huge. It's like this big. It's pretty big. The let the record show I did. It was like that.

OK. It's the size of a cracker. Yeah. It's chip. It's dope. How big a cracker is? Everything is cracker sized. Look at my a cracker. Yeah, it's chip. How big a cracker is. Everything is cracker sized. Look at my new cracker size laptop.

I was gonna make some point about something I forgot now. There you go. I'm sure it was fucking awesome though. Was it about tattooing or? No, I don't think it was. I can't remember. Forget it. Don't go on the path.

Yeah, it's pretty creepy. I would never screw with my eyes ever in any way. Well, you got lazy, though. Oh, that's what I was gonna say. I came back around to it, see. You know what I always could creeped out by is people who wear colored contacts. And it's only certain, certain colors, but there was for a while where they look like pixelated.

And you couldn't see them until you got like really close to somebody and you were like talking them face to face from a few feet away. Huh. You never seen this. They almost like painted contacts. They were the early colored contacts. Like the super vibrant colored. Typically, when someone goes from a darker eye color to a lighter eye color, they had, you know, I suppose like somebody like tinting their eyes like from a gray to a green or something like that. Usually when someone's going from brown to green, they were creepy to me.

And I always had trouble looking at people with that. Have you seen those contact lenses that make the iris of your eye bigger? They make it look like your iris is a lot bigger in your eye? Why would you want that? It's more of like an anime look almost. Okay.

It's why would you want that? If you're interested though, because isn't that one of the ways to tell if you're lying your pupils changing size But this is the iris like the colored part Yeah, it makes it like a I respect yeah, people the iris like a colored part of your eye That's interesting that's right. So wait your eye so your pupils dilate when you're lying So there's something there's something about that I don't remember what it was but there's yeah

There's some way you can look at the pupils dilating and tell it's also we look at me for like I would just because of base We had never lies. It's a good no We had a little bit of a moment last night and you came out like you hurt my feelings And then you were like trying to be a sincere and sweet, but your pupils were huge Well, I was like what does that mean? It's probably because of the lighting your pupils dilate based on how much light It's like an aperture So it's probably really dark. Oh, we were saying no, we're in the kitchen. Yeah, the kitchen's darkest shit lying

An indicator of lying is more blinking and pupil dilation. Oh Was he blinking I don't remember about the blinking Well, you said they were you said they were they were they were they were big right? The pupil dilation would mean that it was smaller right Like when they dial you pupils at the So what you learn about yeah, that's Trying to cover up for you Look at you

I hate this podcast. What do you guys want to do for lunch? I wish we probably get some lunch. I want donuts. You guys want to have donuts for lunch? No. You should take your gordos, right? You never want to go to gordos.

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