Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #143

Episode Date: December 7, 2011

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What's up, what's up, what's up? I did it with Bernie last night. He was steaming. It was awesome. I, yeah, it's been a back up a couple days. But in particular, Matt, this morning because this week I had a lot of trips and we just hire a new employee

who's working with us for a while and she starts on Wednesday So I had to be here Wednesday so I had to cancel some trips no big deal no big deal the stuff that I had to cancel But you do this kind of thing all the time I do it all the time because it's easy right We live in the modern page And it doesn't only need to talk to a travel agent exactly so here's the deal this week I was flying from Austin to LA to a travel agent. Exactly. So here's the deal. This week I was flying from Austin to L.A. to San Francisco to Seattle to L.A.

So I was doing a lot of work. You were that list again. So Austin L.A. L.A. to San Francisco. San Francisco to Seattle. Seattle to L.A. and then L.A. back to Austin. Yeah. Wow. What are what L.A.X.? Yeah. L.A.XX and then SFO and then S.E.A. and then back to LAX and then back to O.U.S. A.U.S. Do you get a degree at the end of that process? I think I do. I think they award me my own. I'm an LAX SFO and a Captain's hat. All I'm doing, all I'm doing now is going Austin to Seattle for the child's play dinner on Thursday night.

And then I'm flying to Los Angeles on Friday because I am presenting, I believe the award for best animation in a video game at the Inside Gaming Awards. Prestidious Friday night. Best animation inside a video game. Wow. That's a very impressive award. That's awesome. Yes.

We're not getting the award, Joe, and presenting. No, I know No, no, I mean, but I mean do you know who we are? I mean to present that's awesome. Yeah, it's cool It's cool to be able to do it. I mean who the do you even know the candidates? I know the winner already No They're gonna hand me on the candidate's later. They're gonna hand me all the stuff You don't know do you what they're my keep going. I don't know, do you? What? Never mind, keep going. I don't know. So, Dorel, I'm canceling two cities at the beginning of the trip. I'm canceling flying to LA and flying to San Francisco, right?

And I'm just going to Seattle, then going to LA and then coming back to Austin. Okay. And I booked this ticket like a month ago. So I'm thinking, okay great, I'll just get a refund for those flights and I'll fly to Seattle and I'll be happy. Gus, how do you think that went for me? Well, based on the fact you're upset, I'm gonna say not very well. Okay.

American Airlines to remove two cities from this four-city trip wants to charge me a $150 change fee. Wait, wait, wait, wait, it gets better. And because the price of the tickets is different because I'm changing it this week, they want to charge me $550 for the fair difference. They want to charge me $800 a Proximately to not fly like half of your life. This is really for somebody who's gone bankrupt They don't know the creditors anymore. They're also sending me email notification about hey look at our new planes We're adding to our fleet. It's like stop it. You just fucking went bankrupt stop buying new planes

Then I get to play half it. They want to add $800 so that you don't Take up their fuel or their space and they can resell those tickets that is correct my friend So here's what actually turned out to be cheaper is I canceled those flights With American and didn't rebook them and then booked a flight on Continental. Continental? Yeah. Alasmin and that was actually cheaper. That's sad. A day before we leave. What did I say to you? I said, what did you say? I said, American Airlines is in your bankrupt. What did I say?

Yes, we know. What did I say? What did you say? Switch to Continental. Oh! Let's birthday go back. All right, Jack, you sent me the inside gaming awards. I've got okay. I've got the best animation nominees right here If you'd like to hear him this the one that you'll be presenting Bernie. I don't know I might be this might corrupt my opinion I'm supposed to be objective. Yeah, but you're not going to say whatever name you want Yes, you should the Ruse of teeth podcast could just subvert the whole War, sir, my

I On the card. Yeah, and then when they play the music No, don't talk and eat it just like stuff in your mouth You can't prove me wrong if you pee if you pee on the podium, then you've claimed it. That's true You know I should do I should I should open it to the winner for best animation in video game 2011 is open to go fuck no I just walk off the stage All right, the nominees are dead space to LA no are like rage have played that man are considered like

Uncharted 3 Drake's deception if you meet Drake can you tell my sit high? Meet Nolan if I meet him personally, okay, that's animation You know that PlayStation ad where it has all the different characters and games stuff. Yeah, yeah, there's the great ad It's a fantastic it's great. Um, it's it's going to pause and try to figure out who all's in there Yeah, um the guy the guy who is Drake in that commercial. That's not Nolan North is it like that's not no one North made up to look like Drake I don't think so okay, cuz it's his voice for sure. The actor who plays like the Normandy Beach. Yeah, one or two guys. Oh my. Oh, that guy's performance is like. He's great. Amazing. Yeah. And it's just like, I don't know. It's a great commercial. There's tons of it. Like you've known. I don't know if people know what we're talking about.

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But yesterday we I went to dinner with Jack you came to me cuz hey, let's get a drink of debtering Okay, and I literally said they're like fuming over American Airlines wants me to pay $800 for nothing literally for nothing. You're the same thing I was doing yesterday Maybe this is this maybe this is their strategy and exit bankruptcy. They're like anytime someone calls get $800 We take a thousand calls a day. We could be making $800,000 a day. I think all it gets to keep You know like that's our incentive. It's all it's all. Yeah, it's all commission base now They get to keep 800 bucks of the money they pay in order to take the same flight

I mean the color or the the person on the phone that's agent. Yeah, okay It's like a job point to me Just give me listen all I'm saying is just give me $400 You give me you give me $800. I Will fear out of way to book you I will lose it. He like a bad college football bit this weekend So we did a fun day that okay, that's a whole other story right there guys. We did a funny thing on the podcast the other week where Jack had to pay me a hundred bucks because Joel went to Australia and as a joke we gave Joel $20 of it as a commission of a podcast a joke of $20 he kept it. He will not give it back that $20 joke is not funny unless it's executed correctly

They're in Joel's defense. No, there was no wink when the money was exchanged. That's true There was a true here. You go here's your 20. It's come in. It's commission There was no wink or there was no audible wink I just want to say one thing about the UNLV game here we go if you're the if you're the quarterback I literally watched the quarterback all right they snapped the ball the quarterback hands the ball off to the running back and then he doesn't let go of the ball and then both the running back and the quarterback as a frozen in time in the moment where he hands a ball of both

then run into the pile. So, so, two and a half years ago, what is that, lag? So, T.C. you play the UNLV? I just spread it. I forgot Joll's in the back. So, Joll had 40 points. UNLV had to not lose by 40 points and at the end of the game they lost by 47 points. Do you know what what a lock bet that was up until just now when you explained that play. I thought your bet was on a basketball game. I did. I think it's your betting on UNLV and the spread was point points. I thought it had to be a basketball game You lost a 40 points spread of a fucking awful, right? There was about a five to six tonight

It was all like that like teach you like celebrate We beat up on you know me. Yeah, and Joel's crying over his beer fucking anyways. I do Ray Over his beer fucking anyways, I do Ray out the counter Where we thought right? It's terrible for those of you who follow football that's enough points for like six games Basically, no, I mean it was brutal. It was brutal. I forgot about it like someone tweeted me on on Saturday like Holy shit you gonna leave down by 47 with six minutes to go I was like oh, no, it was like getting kicked in the balls for a It started off great to like the first quarter was I think TCU scored once, and even LV

had a field goal. So it was like, OK, four points. That's great. You know, keep that up. Of course, it's not great. You start out even if you're a... No, I'm not going to like the first. For the first quarter.

It was true. It was like for the first quarter. Or they hand the ball off. It was like, oh, they got a yard. OK, that's fine. It just got a nice fine. It doesn't matter. And literally within three plays, within three plays,

it was like interception or a back-touch match. Yeah. And plays it was like, interception or a backtouch sound. Yeah. And it was like, foam of wall, and it was like, a cake return. It was something like that. It was like four plays in a row. It was like 20, 20 points in like five minutes. Wow.

And that was it. It's like watching someone bleed to death. Slowly. Over three. It was like watching someone bleed to death and then get hit by a dumb truck. I mean, I was back. We're all sorry for your lost, Joel.

I'm not. I hope I 20 bucks went to that, you fucker. The link. How much did you lose? Can we ask that? A lot of tokens. A lot of tokens. A lot.

Enough to go to Vegas. Enough to spin to go to Vegas, get a hotel room, and still put a very sizable bet down on a football game. Did you really, you have a problem? Literally, I told you, I had to. He was forced to. What? Oh, because the thing, we went over this.

It's like, I didn't want to do this. Because he said money to Juan and Costa Rica. So there's system works. So the solution here is, you shouldn't be betting, you should open a sports book. No, the solution is that you should do that. I know a lot of people who would bet at your sport the solution is you've already given them an affection now You're in the clear. Yeah, everything

Yeah, I'm not saying anymore tokens Anyways, we're talking about where we're talking about. I'm not level with you on something though real quick What you're terrible at sports betting you're just not this is not your thing. It's not my thing don't do it I'm not good at it, but god damn it's fun It is dude it makes it makes games very very interesting I can't if you watch I knew you were my only my whole life It's like I knew it's like don't bet on sports because if the minute you bet on sports There'll be no going back and sure enough is like watching people play sports now. It's like what why what's the point?

It's like oh we got this job. Why are you so happy? Who cares? He's numb to the world and for those of you who really don't follow college football or don't live inside the United States, the school that he's talking about, it's college football, university level football, and he's talking about Texas Christian University versus the University of Nevada Las Vegas. I know. I know. Good football school. Well, now they have a good team. I know. I know, get and understand like ESPN and like before I thought I knew ESPN Like sports talk right and all like no, it's all gambling. That's all it is. Yeah, the gambling network

It's the only reason. Well, Joe. Let's be honest. Okay. I mean, I I follow the longhorn sex long horns for a long time I watch pro football growing up as again. I have a Houston oiler's cup right here But really honestly at one point your life you're just like okay. I've seen it now what's gonna happen. Okay. Oh the team was losing and then they didn't that's amazing Wow fantastic, you know, especially after you team one in that I mean it's like you're talking about the death of childhood No, I'm not yes, you are talking about the death of childhood You're talking about the death of your bank. You're talking's a whole different kind of death. That's a way worse I don't know I brought this up. All right All right, we're in the nation awards or move on to another sport

I actually got kind of interested in rugby when I was down New Zealand I could watch rugby for a couple years It was it was kind of cool because like being seven again where it's like it's a sport I don't quite understand the rules You're talking about you haven't seen it all yeah, yeah, you know, you know exactly what's going on But when I get in a cricket. It's like multi-day. No, thanks. I'll get in a cricket. I can't hit anything with a ball.

That's awesome. No. No. The wicket. That's the thing about golf. I'm not a big golfer, but it's like if you go to a golfing range and one out of a thousand swings, you just get the one perfect swing.

And you just like think you just effortlessly hit the ball and it explodes forward. Like for the rest of your life Your life you're chasing that. Yep. That's the that's it. So anything we hit a ball with a stick is like Okay, that's my point animation awards. That's my point anything you hit a ball with a stick. That's it That's just moral for the day There's a ball. There's a stick somewhere in these to hit that thing all right on that note It's I think it's that time of the year. We have to talk about the podcast awards for 2011. Hey podcast awards 2011 podcast awards 2011 first of all

Fuck the best trailer category. We're not doing that anymore. Why not? I was a pain in the ass Why I hated it why because it was it was too ambiguous was the gaming trailer? Yeah Yeah, that's the point was like movie trailer gaming trailer and what was a trailer would do commercials count I see I said like if okay We're not doing it, but I'm just gonna throw out there the the dead island trailer with the girl falling out the window Oh, yeah, that was pretty damn incredible and Vegas. What do you mean? It's your fire Joel Literally he's on fire so that that leaves us with five categories. Game of the year, DLC of the year, movie of the year, TV show of the year, and internet video of the year.

And so which one does trailers fall under? I'm sure the fuck I'll undercut the other DLC for movies. All right. So I actually start this guys. I haven't been to one of these before. I see a list up here. Why don't you start with TV? Oh, I just wrote down some talking points It's a It's because I asked you guys to to come with some it's funny some things to talk about and I was afraid everyone show up with nothing So I got a few I'm so unbelievably prepared awesome Your thing is two words. Yes, too. Why don't you text? They're bullet points The pneumonic device is your member what's in my head head I'm assuming these came out of your head right yes I'm well they're they're my head and just like I mean

They're not all things I would agree with necessarily oh hold on I forgot one over here But they there are some from me. Oh, no, so I'm looking at this list and I see stuff like I think it's a good list a couple on the top of your list or ones I'm like oh, yeah, there's ones out let's read the TV list Okay TV list reads on the board It says breaking bad. I saw breaking bad. I started watching it because Gus talked about it so much and I have to agree It's an awesome show everybody's everybody who watches breaking bad. The awards were a sham that they didn't want that they didn't win This award last year. I saw I saw you call our awards are a fucking sham modern Modern family one

Modern Modern family game of thrones. I didn't see game of touch Anybody see game of thrones? No, but the fucking we nominate something we none of us saw people talk about all the time I'm gonna go there. Okay. Guess what? We're relevant Yeah, because we didn't watch whatever We're totally relevant. We're talking about it, too madman and walking dead Okay, so madman was even on the air this year. I don't know. I just wish it up there Wasn't I said it's not all should I agree with?

What I mean off here, but Madman was just on that hiatus. It's they were not a single episode of Madman this year I'm gonna strike them. Okay strike them in strike them. I just want to say not a really nice I just want to say right now that we're awesome did for having Okay, well all of these days if Breaking Bad doesn't want this category I know this is bullshit. Are there people were for or their shows were forgetting absolutely? Yes, yes Yes. What would you like to see up there? What about what you we talk about walking dead? It's right there. It's right there. It says walking dead. But you didn't talk about it. There's a big one you're missing. What's that? Adventure time. Mm-hmm. Oh, look at that. I got the home of approval from God.

Mm-hmm. I have to put down American writing throw a through community on there as well community yeah people seem to be love that's that that it's being canceled well it's not it's it's on hiatus is not canceled yeah oh it's just I had it American horror story yeah and a firefly

always sunny I'm so funny I was gonna make a jar of like fire just because we're on the internet you have to put firefly firefly That's his horror. I know it's impossible to read but that's his horror. It's his hormone American hormone American hormone story the I feel compelled also to put fire rest of development on there next to firefly That'll be next category slash arrest the development. There you go

We can't we can't make that joke with future nominee mark is it's back. Yeah That'll be next time. I'm sorry. Slash or else the development. There you go. We can't make that joke with Futuramani Mark as it's back. Yeah. You want to put Futuramani? I do. Yeah. Hey, since this is the internet, and everyone's so excited about it. I want to put Futuramani there.

The goddamn Conan O'Brien show, which everyone gave a huge shit about. No, I'm not showing it to TBS. Nobody gave a fuck with that. Nobody knew a fuck. Futuram is actually pretty good. I started started watching it people had fucking occupied Los Angeles when Tony Nebron was getting fired but then he goes CBS guess what nobody watches them. Do we want to throw The office or parks and rec on there. I know people of those should I don't think they're as strong as what we have I don't want to get back up

What are the office Michael Scott left this year it did they managed to keep their ratings up that was poignant Whitney What are the office Michael Scott left this year? It did they managed to keep the ratings up. That was poignant Whitney two broke two broke girls I'm gonna reach over here over the fucking table and strangle you. I can't wait always sunny If you guys want I'm not I'm not a big. I probably vote for it I mean I'm there been a couple episodes this season are pretty great. Okay. Well, based on what we have up there Is there anything that we should strike? We're not the league and I the league. For that's a good show. Everything but breaking bad we should strike. Uh, why don't we start game of throwing things we didn't fucking watch it? It's also it's HBO, that's paid TV. We are complete and total posers.

Entourage has the last season. Do you want to do it? Uh, anybody watching Adventure Time? I've seen a few episodes. I have two. You know about four and I'm not gonna be able to do it. No, I'm not gonna be'm like I'm like a man for like, Shrink Adventure Time. Sorry guys. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I mean literally let me ask let me ask the question. When are we gonna actually announce the winners of this? Oh we'll probably announce it. It's a good

probably announced next week. We should next week? Yeah. All right. See this is my this is my feeling. I do like people who hear this podcast, who wanna chime in, can like leave comments on my page and then that will, or the boss. Why would they do it on the podcast comments? Or the podcast comment? Where, it doesn't matter.

Wow. I just wanna get through that. Are you usurping my comments? He is. He's breaking off and doing something. He's stealing your karma. Someone's about to get fucking uninvited for this award show. Someone's about to get muted. Um, we're the audiences voice guys. Well, we can't

be the people. That's the reason that that's the reason we're going to wait a week. Well, let's say we narrow it down to four. See what the feedbacks like. See if there's anything we overlooked then figure it out next week. Okay, so we're narrowing it out. So we're not going to announce next week. We're going to announce our nominees next week. No, we'll announce next week. Okay, so we're not we're gonna That's the words. Do we?

Is this come the academy will not stand for this? Yes, eat that eat a lot of it. So okay, I'm thinking I love them But firefly and rest of development probably get us come off the list. I don't think they had a new episode this year No, a rest of developments back next year is a 2013 They're doing that Netflix thing. So we're trying to narrow this out five again now? Yeah we're getting close. You can actually turn on our community I can almost guarantee anybody I vote for community. Our process is basically I would but I'm all my chips are for breaking my rationale. I think I would vote for community over American Horror Story. I probably would as well. Do you watch American Horror Story? Yes. What's a story

with it? It's very good. Is it what's good about it? It's very mystery. It's I'm trying to. God damn it. What is it? Hot and steamy. What's story with it? It's like a sexy horror thing. All right. One, two, three. It's like a sexy horror thing. I know I know guys that work on it. Oh, okay. Do you ever watch a show? Yes. Stop hitting the table So the nominees now are breaking bad modern family walking dead community in future Ron. That's five We're missing a show in here. I'm pretty sure that's when we'll give ourselves a week We'll wait for the angry comments. Yeah, wait for the angry comments I feel like I feel like we can't this year put future Rama on and not put adventure time on I mean the nominee list Is it in itself? They always say it's an honor to be nominated or a Hormon to be nominated.

It's not a horror to be nominated. Don't be ridiculous. Well, I just spelled honor wrong in my head. Why don't you take Futurama, cut them and put Adventure Time back in. I'm gonna vote for Adventure Time just to make that happen. I'll fuck up your voting process. Oh, good. Well, if I can future I'm'm putting adventure. I heard walking dead wasn't as good this season. Walking dead was not as good at first, but then pay it out. But then it got fucking great. Did you see it? No, it got great. Was there eating of brains? There were zombies finally in a couple episodes. Okay, so we got five. I think five is a good number, right?

Okay, five is a good number. Let's move along. Move along. Which will move next to you. Why? We can somewhere to be Just trying to move. I'm trying to make we have to finish in our time slot. Let's let's add new category right now I'm gonna say let's add it right now. I'm gonna nominate herself best places to eat for lunch So we've been to eat for lunch. I'm not kidding best places in Austin that we ate for lunch this year I like that idea. What are we nominate it? Yeah, let's see that that'd be the war we can actually take and deliver somewhere too Let's let's get to that one. What let's think about that one We get to that one last all right games movie DLC which one I say games There's a game on there that is a game to be encouraged to that we're gonna do DLC last that seems like all right Let's do DLC. Okay, DLC. There's only four up there

I got another one. Oh, what do you have? Sefford the severed DLC for dead space two That was it was a really cool DLC if you're a huge fan of the franchise because there was that story stuff Yeah, yeah, there was a wee title called extraction. That was Dead Space Dead Space extraction just a wee title and the characters from that game ended up in the severed DLC for Dead Space 2 So it was like if you want if you played that game you're awarded because those are the same characters from that game Or the first game. Which was neat, but it was a lot of people

kind of skipped over the Wii title, but the DLC itself was pretty fun too, so. Okay. So the generic statement you can make about any franchise, a lot of people skipped over the Wii title. Yeah, unfortunately. But, all right.

Yeah, Xbox reported the other week that they had their best sales week ever in the history of the console. I saw that. It was six years in. Mm-hmm, wow. Yeah, six years. All right, so let's go off the other one. So we have Dead Space 2 severed new new Vegas old world blues.

Am I jumping on top of you? No, I'm fine with it. Portal 2 peer review. Bad bad company 2, Vietnam, and that's effect to the arrival. I must be out of touch. I didn't even know there was a Portal 2 DLC. Oh, it was 3 DLC free DLC. Yeah, it was only multiplayer stuff. Yeah There was some stuff on PC. There was some civ five stuff that came out this year that was okay, but I don't think it's anything that was yeah Marne-Burring you want to nominate hadn't Team Fortress. I think we should put firefly on there I don't know about you. Well done. Yes. Well done. I don't know. I think this is probably a shitty category. A shitty category. Maybe we should replace that with lunch.

You know what? I mean, was there any super standout DLC this year? I'm trying to think. There were map packs for you can put dead rising to didn't they do some self with Frank West? No, that was a whole game. I was all in an entire game. Yeah, but there was also Zero which was an arcade game. Can we throw arcade games in with DLC? Well, how about downloadable game content? Sure Let me let me wedge that G in there. What about game trailers? Can we put game trailers in that? Okay, then if you're doing downloadable games well, I'm not throw crimson alliance in there. Absolutely. I really enjoyed that. Orks must die. Yeah. I can't lie to you. I can't stop playing that game. There was a serious

sand game that came out, but I haven't played it yet. Um, serious name is always a fun downloadable title. Uh, I had a lot of fun with burnout crash. Yeah, that arcade title. That was great. That was a lot of fun. Yeah, this is turned into a basically exercise for Gus. We're gonna wait until he sits down. You don't need reminding me of the very first Grand Theft Auto. Yeah, which by the way, there was a... You can download one and two for free. You're reminding me of the very first Grand Theft Auto. Yeah. Which by the way, there was this, I, I, I love the first.

You can download one and two for free. Where? On rockstargames.com. Shut up. That's that game. That means there are PC versions, but you can still download them for free. No, no, no, that's good. How, how far did you get into that game?

Did you play the original game? What? Crash or Grand Theft Auto? Grand Theft Auto. Did anyone play? Did you, I mean, I mean, I beat it, actually. Did you? Yeah.

Wow. It's a good game, man. I love that. I was in middle school or high school when GTA 1 came out. So I played the crap out of the game. I never, I never beat it. I think I only ever played two. I don't remember if I played one or nine. For those of you who have never played it, the original Grand Theft Auto was a top down game.

You look down, it's like, I don't know. It's basically like if you played the mini map in Grand Theft Auto today. I mean, it was just like, it was just the map. You were looking straight down and you drove your car from above. And it was really fun. Yeah. And you get out and you get a flame thrown blast.

Rockstar Games.com slash classics. You can download GTA 1, GTA 2, and Wild Metal, whatever that is. Well, let me tell you something that's kind of messed up then, because I really got into the steam sale that just happened. Have you ever, have you ever taken part in that before? Yeah. That's crazy. I must, I think I bought like 40 or 50 games,

but they're like a buck each, buck 99, you know what I mean? It's like you can buy tons and tons of titles. And they had Grand Theft Auto 3, I think, at one point was 499, if you wanted to buy it. It's almost like, it appeals to the collector in me where it's like, oh, I should just buy it. Even though I know I'm never gonna play it, there might like come in a pop clips where I have a little stuff and I need to download it at my house

They had it they had an iOS version that came out as well But the original Grand Theft Auto was on steam. It's 22 bucks on steam like 2199 It's a weird question now where it's like if you are an original collector of like video games We're talking about this in the car on the way to lunch or whatever like some of those things have really skyrocketed in value If you don't have like a physical disc or whatever, name me a video game that has skyrocketed in value. What was your time? It's not common, but there's that original NES World Championship game.

I think they're auctioning one off at the trials played dinner. That's a collector's item though. I mean, like Earthbound would be an example of a game that actually went up in price, like to buy a super Nintendo game called Earthbound, right? Yeah. Yeah, that thing that was like 120 bucks in the eBay a few years ago. And I actually had a collector's edition of Wow,

but that was signed by the entire original Wow development team. I bought a child's play. Do you know this? I actually bought the first ever item from a child's play auction. It was the first dinner, the first year, and No one was bidding because everyone was kind of like, uh, so I just started bidding and the first item off for Bit was this new game coming out called wow and it was a collector's edition with a three-year subscription and the whole thing was signed by

The entire development team and I think I got the whole thing for like 350 bucks and it was probably worth just for the subscription Like I was cheaper than the subscription. It was. I gave it to my brother and when he, I guess, got a hard time. Early adopter. Yeah, he was early adopter. He has a Diablo pet as a result of having the collector's edition, which is a pretty rare pet.

But he sold the box with all the signatures on it. I think he sold it for like 1200 bucks. Wow. Yeah. I would like six years later after a while was, you know, a global phenomenon. Wow. Crazy. I would like six years later after a while was you know a global phenomenon. Wow. Crazy. Maybe say wow. I had to go back and I had to go back and donate money to Charles play because I didn't like the idea of my brother making money Yeah, from the charity. Yeah, it's how it's play. All right. I do rail this where we at We're still in any other downloadable games that were really good this year any other arcade games. You want to put cases? You're on there?

Sure, why not? Yeah, I like KC zero. That was the prequel to, to, to get rising to. I have to say, um, I did like it, but I think it kind of backfired on, on a, on a bit, because Dead Rising was like this cult hit, uh, that was a, the launch title, right? For it was not a launch title came out the next, so it came out less than a year, came out about nine months after the 360 came out. Was it a cult hit? Yeah, I don't think it sold a lot of copies but everybody very fondly remembered

dead rising. Yeah it was like it was like it was the first batch of like it was in one of the early batches the games come out for the 360. Right I remember some I remember someone complaining that that might the game might be the one that overclocked processors. Oh yeah there's so many things moving around the stream. It doesn't overclock make sure you careful with your words. Oh what does it already. Yeah, I put a lot of stress on the system because there were there were a lot of polygons There was a rumor it was responsible for a lot of red rings in the early days the the digitizing game because of the what's Swarm technology Exonerate the three rings theory probably so

but a it kind of the case zero when it came out it was this prequel that you could download and it kind of like subverted my my need to play dead rising to because I was like okay I played the K zero and it was ten bucks like yeah, I got my dead rising fix So now I don't need to go out and buy the actual retail game when it comes out and I think came out Jack Krapman for wrong Almost like a month in advance, right? Month or two. Yeah, it's like a month. Yeah,, wow it was cool. It was that prequel setup for the story I always appreciate that's that one you can also help because you could level your character in The game like level five or yeah, you could be up to level five for the game actually came out. Yeah, that's a huge advantage

Yeah, level five bitches That's high level. It's high level. It's not level one shit Five okay, let's cut some of the shit. Oh Is there all way I should say is there anything else we want to throw up there? Nope, I didn't play old world blues, but I did play what's the one after? Oh, no, I was just I'm sorry. I was just playing new Vegas. Yeah, I never got to the DLC in fall new Vegas Mm-hmm. I think all of the new Vegas DLC came out this year, but I think all world blues was probably the best of them Well, what were the other one you need to put a rival on there?

Mass Effect to arrival versus shadowbroker shadowbroker was last year. Okay. Okay. I think a rival was the only one that came out this year. Okay The other ones were lonely hearts Deadman's hand and Shit something about the road the long road or something like that nice like it you the brain I played them all wait was our content in Gunstringer our commentary was that DLC or was that part of the game That's part of the game. Okay, well, never mind. We can't know Make make sure I move that up on the top of the game list that when we get to that

Absolutely All right, so should we start knocking some of these things off in? Yes, all right I'll cut burnout question no one else no one else vote for it, but I wanted to talk about it. It is fun game! It was a game! It was a game! We love the criterion guys, so we still love you guys out there. I'll put a star next to Severed, because that one's staying on.

I don't want that one. I'm calling dibs on that one. I would like to cut Severed? Fuck you. That's my. It's a play on words. Why didn't you cut bad company to you Vietnam? I think. Yeah, that was it was an decent backpack. I like the intro screen.

And I take you probably cut Old World Blues, I think. Oh, I admit I wasn't a big fan. Really? I think Old World Blues was probably the best that you'll see, but I wasn't that. It was no mother ship Zeta. Yeah, from Fallout 3. You didn't like mother ship Zeta? I thought mother ship Zeta was one of the weaker Fallout 3 ones't that. It was no mother ship's data. Yeah, from Fallout 3. You didn't like mother ship's data?

I thought mother ship's data was one of the weaker Fallout 3 ones. What do you think was good? Steel Brotherhood or whatever? What was the best one? Broken Steel was out of the call? Broken Steel was probably the best one for Fallout 3. All right, I'm cutting over blue's. Oh, world blues is vanishing.

So we're down to K-0, dead rising, portal to peer review, mass effect to arrival, then dead space to severed, Crimson Alliance is a downloadable game orch must die as a downloadable game. Honestly, based on this list, I would probably cut the arrival. I might cut K0. I might cut K0 too. Okay, well you guys have a look. Because K0 was not, it was like one street and it wasn't really a whole lot. It was still a downloadable game. Yeah.

Oh I said I see what you're saying that you didn't get. Yeah, it wasn't like Crimson Alliance or Orchid Must Die. It wasn't on that level. It was like a weird hybrid between DLC and... Yeah, it was like a leg of a game. It was like pre-LC. Oh, you just invented that. I did. Look at me, man. Copyright, Richard. And we got no category for pre-LC, so could it.

Alright, cut. That's fine, right? It's a five that is portal two peer review, Mass Effect 2, the arrival, Dead Space 2, severed, Crimson Alliance, and Orricks must die. That is five. Awesome, it's official. That's it. Until next week when we probably we write everything. Alright, sorry. Let's move the movies, man. This is shitty category.

I gotta say, we look back at 2011, we will say the 2011 was the year that video games passed movies in terms of quality. I mean, there's no argument now at this point. It was. Look at how long we're not too yet, but Gus has some talking points up here. His talking points for games are like 20 long and those are all fucking solid to Yeah, the fourth quarter of this year for games was outrageous That game's list is ridiculous this movie's list. I was fucking scraping you do you scrape?

I mean, I guess we could also add it's just clear to win. Yeah, I mean we could add Mission Impossible because it's not out yet. I want to nominate book. It's Eli. Let's please not book if you like We should put a serendity all right, so Here's the list that Gus has up on the board our talking points Harry Potter and the Deathly Hall is part two Rise of the plan of the apes bridesmaids X-Menmen origins first class first class Excuse me super eights muppet them up its and drive and I have a clear winner on there Yeah, I don't know about you guys. Yeah, all right. So what are there any that we should add and which if not which two should we cut There there was a movie that no one I don't think anyone else here has seen but the beginners with you and McGregor Oh, was that good? I've been meaning to watch that. Fantastic. I see it on zoom and I thought about watching it. Great movie. Great movie but I don't

expect it to win this category but I enjoyed it. We're talking about good movies. I can't share it. Well, I'll at least watch it based on that recommendation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good good movie. Okay. Money ball. Money ball. I thought about putting money ball up there. I wasn't sure if we'd get much support. You know what I mean? I like it. I don't know if it'll get much more fun. You like skinny Joe and a hill. I'll put it on there. Is skinny Jonah Hill in that? Yeah. Now that was I think the start of skinny Jonah Hill. And then now he's fat again in the sitter, which comes out this week. And then then he's skinny again in 21 Jump Street and in the modern warfare three ads. Yeah. It's crazy. Season of the witch came out this year. I just want to point that out.

Oh. Is there is there anything we should cut while they're looking at stuff Jack? Um, I would say well everyone that was like, you know love drive But I didn't see it I also didn't see that was all I almost went up to a Discount dollar theater here to go watch drive just recently. Yeah, we have a discount theater in Austin Yeah, there's one North in Rondrockson Round Rock, so technically no, but. Yeah, it's right off the 35 in Round Rock. God, I haven't been to one of those in a long time. Tensil Town?

No, no, no, it's past that. It's like movies eight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay, I know. That's way the hell up there. Yeah. Um, Nomeo and Juliet. God, the original one.

I thought about writing it up there, Heather Joke. Yeah, good lord. Also, Justin Bieber's movie came out this year. Cars, never seen. Never. I am number four. Can Bieber's movie came out this year. Cars never seen. Never. I am number four. Can you imagine seeing a little bit of movie this year? There is not a pick, that's how bad this year is.

There is not a Pixar movie on this list. Okay. I want to actually nominate a movie that I, that, oh, put Wrangle up there. Wrangle was a good movie. It was? Wrangle was great. I was disappointed by it. Just by character design alone, that was great.

I thought, yeah, the character design was good. Oh, stand there. There's another movie I want to nominate that I listen. I won't give voted, but I want to mention it. We saw trailers for it, and I thought I'm never going to see this movie, but I watch on hotel pay-per-view. It was actually legitimately funny. Is it horrible bosses? Is that the name of it? That was actually pretty goddamn funny. I'm it's not meant to see that Yeah, it was it was really it was really a decent funny movie. I like what's his face Charlie day? Oh Colin or a Sarah oh my guy battle Los Angeles came out this year. They've been yeah Had a little Los Angeles that was was that was was that this year? Put put source code up there source code is good

Anybody see Hannah No, what about the Arthur remake anybody see that no, oh wait. No, I did. I saw that on a plane. It was bad It was not good. This was like the year. Let me get back to the mic When I was looking through the list they're trying to come up with our nomination This was the fucking year of superhero movies. How about you got got a put up there. How about you got to put Thor? Yeah, Thor Thor Thor Thor is surprisingly good It was one of those you went in thinking it was gonna be terrible. It's like wow. That was actually that not terrible That's yeah, I don't know when you the whole reason why I felt like I liked it was because I went in with such loads Yeah, I think that's everybody. Yeah, that's like the most improved

Well, if you expect shit out of this category, you'll be pleasantly surprised There's a movie called margin call that I feel it's my duty yet recommend are you in it? I've been I've been meaning to watch it. I actually haven't seen it, but I should it's it's on zoom I think already I hear good things about it. It is man. You know it's crazy when they get to Oscars I mean let's be let's be perfectly honest Cars two came out this year I mean let's be perfectly honest. Oh, cars two came out this year. Um, bridesmaids has a great shot at best picture.

A great shot. I wasn't sold on bridesmaids. God, that movie was fucking funny. That movie is 20 minutes too long. Well, bridesmaids was a little long. But it was still good. It was funny, but it was still just like, okay. What was the better rango or bridesmaids?

I didn't see rango, but I saw clips and rango and I liked it. Horrible bosses will be I mean I'll cross it off because if you're gonna vote for her boss you'll vote for bridesmaids It was the best comedy the year. There's no question no question. Okay, let's eliminate stuff Yeah, I cut horrible bosses cuz I know we'll make it cut money ball and drive cuz nobody here saw them Muppets was good, but I think it's movie the year quality You should never cut my pits. It's tough. I like the mop it You cut my you cut my pets. I haven't seen it. Do you like Jason's ego? I do yeah, I'm gonna cut three more

Uh X-Men it's too bad we have friends with benefits and no strings attached up there because we could cut you know Two movies with one because we can move we leave me like when it's up there the man um yeah I'm yeah I'm pretty pretty pretty well when we just not instead of uh why we just

nominate the actor from super eight that we worked with super it was actually pretty good you know that kid is also in breaking bad what so I'm watching the episodes of breaking bad everywhere he appeared in breaking bad and then like two episodes later Shan

McCormick, a plays agent watched was in Breaking Bad. He was the first season breaking bad. The kid was? Yeah, he's a shot. What? New Mexico. New Mexico. Joel's moving in Mexico. I don't remember him being there. He's in the scene where it's hard to explain when after the wife of, I can never remember any of the character's names because I watched it so fast. Walter White.

No, Stan, who's the DE agent? Oh Hank. Hank, sorry. His wife, Marie. Marie, who, it was going to therapy and she was in a car and she pulls away and she runs over kids of remote control car. Yeah.

That is, that's him. That's him. Really? I remember that scene. I remember being him. That's awesome. Yep. Small world, the Ristratith connection thing is. I I know I was gonna say that like the the most lucrative position at Ristra teeth

Is to be the brand new like employee like the person we were with for about 10 minutes Because then they get a massive movie deal or a show with Oprah or something like that All we do is work with them like two minutes and that's it. Just just glance off of us just throwing that out there me lacunas Just stop by. She used to keep that star up. How many? I got to cut two more. How many of you guys seen Source Code?

I have. I really, really enjoyed that move. Shark Knight 3D came out this year and we didn't dominate that. Did, what was it? Did Piranha, what, 3D or whatever? How about, how about Rise of the Planet of the Apes? Should we cut that? That's a good movie, dude.

That's okay. I would cut Source Code. Okay, then let's cut, let's cut the apes. Should we cut that? That's a good movie, dude. That's okay. I would cut source code. Okay, then let's cut let's cut the rainbow. You haven't seen rainbow. I haven't seen a rainbow. It's not gonna win. I would cut source code. I think I'm here is gonna vote for source code. Yeah. Plus it's too much like the church story line. And also, let's be honest. I will be out. We have one, two, three, four. We're all beating it first. We're all beating out of the bush. We know it's gonna win. It's either Thor or Rango. Yeah, Thor or Rango. Why are we beating out of. We know it's gonna win. It's either Thor Rango. Yeah, Thor Rango. Why are we beating around the bush? What's gonna win Harry Potter's gonna? You're a fucking idiot. Why would Harry Potter win over Bridesmaid?

It's okay. They made eight movies in that series and the last movie may have been the best one. It was incredible I mean, it may have been the best one. No, the fact that the kit that series going for that long and they're all such quality in the Bridesmaid franchise, I can guarantee you this was the best like that let's cut Harry Potter Fuck you I love the Harry Potter movie. I love it. I love it because it's out and there's no more Harry Potter movies coming and no more fucking Really I know I feel like I don't have much to look forward to but I look forward to the Harry Potter movies I like to see I've never I listen I'm been a little contrarian here, but you're been a little contrarian. You're gonna fight that movie, don't

you? You can take anyone's I've never gotten you will fight the movie and you win when my kids are older, I'm sure we'll get super into Harry Potter, you know, I think that I think that that little animation sequence that they had. Yeah, the Harry Potter. Well, that was in a part, definitely how it's part one. That right there was probably better than all the other candidates that we have. I never just say Jack, I'm actually saying that, but JD's read the first two books. Oh, really?

Yeah, already. So, yeah, I should. Well, the first two movies are the worst two. No, well, maybe that, maybe that, I mean, honestly, those are the ones I've seen. Which one has, you haven't, you only seen the first two? Dumped, W's two. That's the second one. You need to watch three and four.

You only seen the first two movies of Harry Potter? Yep. Oh, dude. Wow. Dude, I seriously have missed out on my cultural background. Really? Yeah, I recognize that. Christopher Columbus did the first two. And like, he kind of established the world,

but then they passed it on. Well, I mean, they were more kids movies. Yeah. They've rode that generation. I mean, if you were that generation, I mean, God, you're in the sweet spot. Yeah, that's pretty cool. I mean, that's pretty cool.

Yeah. The third and fourth movies were really interesting. I can't believe you haven't seen any of them past. Yeah. That's crazy. You've seen everything. You see, Oh, it's crazy. That is shocking to me. I just never listen. I've got them all Don't you like magic? We've no we've talked about it before there's fundamental problems I have for years like Harry Potter and then they tell you don't like magic. It doesn't matter You don't like magic and hope. It's a very British story

To be a person who is great by birth. He's not great by action. He's great by birth. He's born because his parents are these cool people or whatever, and then he gets thrust as well. And he seems like a weird hero to me because he never wants to do anything.

He's a big, whiny guy. And he just says, he's like, he's a child. That is kind of, yeah, I don't know. He's a child. He's growing in his own. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, you're right. He's born into it, but I guess it's very humble. That's what makes him the here is because he's, he's, he's, he's great. He's growing in his own. Yeah, I don't know. I mean you're right. He's born into it Yeah, but I guess what but it is very humble. That's what makes him the here is because he's he's great

He's humble which I get it means but it's very British I also don't go in for like Japanese storytelling about oh that's my own goal Johnny robot attacks They're a giant robot attacks it. Oh, that's my uncle. I don't know what it is. What is the deal with every Japanese movie? I've been in the most happily racist thing I've ever heard on this podcast. Having an uncle.

Why is uncle? My uncle. What? Everything. Everything. Every Japanese movie. They're all uncles. They're all uncles. Every Japanese movie is all Laded Uncle and there's a robot and they got to see the earth spirit in some way

Yeah, it's just very you know there are things in storytelling that they you just take for granted as a writer that are a big part of the culture We just don't I didn't take for granted this stuff that they did for Harry Potter. It was He was born into I think nothing to get sick of and I'm tired of seeing it I don't want to see anymore god damn movies where the kid comes from a broken home I don't want to see that anymore like every picture movie every kid hero It's like the kid doesn't have a dad or whatever. I don't that's not everybody's life toy story He's an add a that's a full family, right? Where's the fucking dad? He's you never see him he's paying for that house

He's wondering. Notice you see the uncle all the time You could pronounce me wrong. He said uncle But listen I just don't want to see that anymore like like like the kid in It's a universal story. You're always gonna see that dude that the ending of up makes you make like it makes you I think up is over. I mean it's a good movie. I was a good movie but of the Pixar movies I don't know if I put it on top five really? What would you put the top five of the six written on the board which would you cut? Super-ray Ringo no, no, we can keep super- cut? Oh, super. Ringo.

No, no, we gotta keep super right. Oh yeah? Yeah, we gotta keep super right. I'm a keep super right. I'm Ringo. Personally, I myself would cut either Thor or Ringo. Ringo. Let me try that at my point.

I mean, I get rid of Thor. Listen, let's talk about Thor for a second. Every year they're gonna spew out a superhero movie at us, and now we're to the point where they're gonna spew a Media-oker superhero movie as we go. Oh, yeah, I have to nominate it. It's a meaty ochre. No, you're bang the table I will bang that bang the table. It's a mediocre super your no green Lantern was a No, super Langeron America with a piece of shit that super America America actually wasn't terrible the ending kind of stuff though you say the sentence all the time that movie actually wasn't That's it was terrible the thing about Thor that's amazing is they what they did with the source material and turned it into a

Watchable movie. Yeah. Yeah for having what ice giants and like turn that into a movie that could be is Semi-grounded in reality rainbow bridge the rainbow bridge actually made sense come on I mean who's the who's the girl that was in the Natalie Portman? She's hot. Yes And cad innings I was a cad Dennings who I thought you're talking about I went right past Natalie Portman to cad Dennings Well, I don't think Natalie Portman is hot. I Love Natalie Portman. I love Natalie Portman. It's beyond hot That's creepy. You're gonna pull one of those zoom carry videos. And now she got married to some dancer guy from Black Swan, right?

Oh yeah. So now we have to cut Thor because we're angry. Really? We cut her out. We? No. We're all angry at her. So Ringo, take it off. So, I mean, you're mad that Natalie Port, we got married.

Where are you going? I'm so mad. So, sorry about that. She's not allowed to live her life. No, it sounds like it's between Rango and Thor. Am I wrong? Rango. Rango.

What do you say, Joel? I'm saying cut. I would cut Thor. Bernie, between the two. I would cut Thor just because there's no other animated title on there. I mean, the whole reason for Thor really was like, for that end scene, just to tie it into the Avengers, right?

Well, there were a couple and also like, is it Hawkeye? The Jeremy Rinner's character. Yeah. He shows up, bro, briefly. Really, briefly. I don't even introduce him. Yeah. Oh, they don't do that.

He's like hanging in a basket off a crane. Who's the weird? Who directed death or do we know it was I did not Kenneth Brenna get Kenneth Brenna. That's right. So we're left with Harry Potter rise to the plate of the apes, Bridesmaids, supere and rango. I'm telling you right now. Right now. Rango doesn't sound right. I'm vote for Bridesmaids. Doesn't matter. Harry Potter. There's no good movies this year. Harry Potter. I mean we named a bunch, but it was we got a hat You're right. We should have an idea. I'm searching. Let's move on to the good category. I the good Category game. Okay, so this is a really long list. I have Gunstringer with a fantastic wrist or cheese commentary. Yep

Arkham City Skyrim portal to minecraft Uncharted 3 Gears of War 3, Modern Warfare 3, Battlefield 3, LA Noir, Deus Ex, Assassin's Creed Revelations, Saints of War 3, and Old Republic. Glad you threw Old Republic. You just rode in Old Republic while we were here in the podcast. Don't fucking ruin the mystery! It was there the time. That was when I was going to come to the table with that people wouldn't think about it. It is coming out this year.

Are we supposed to cut this down to five right now? Is that what's going to happen? Yeah, fuck Jesus Christ. You can't do it Man, that's fucking okay. What everyone I guess so identified we should take some of the video game Not many's would put them in the movie. I guess you should probably identify your least favorite Let me know our movie video game. I'm a cat. I got a love them all. I'm gonna have to I think on this list I would probably cut I would knock out hold hands. We'll cut one. I'm gonna knock out Gears or I'll knock out. I'm with you

I would have gone with Deus ex. I think yeah, I didn't play day based on the list I didn't play Deus ex, but Gears or it was great with the story just wasn't I'm gonna cut with a band here You're cutting these days ex you're cutting gun stringer. You're cutting Love gun stringer. We're cutting these days X you're cutting gun stringer. You're cutting Love gun string Everyone's okay with that I don't know Leave that will leave that one up there for now We almost to bust this thing out the sequels. Skyrim considered a sequel. It's the fifth one. Okay

the sequels. Skyrim considered a sequel. It's the fifth one. Okay. You know, I'm going to put a little bubble next to Arkham City because it's on the fucking bubble. Yeah, it is. You know, put that bubble next to Assassin's Creed Revelation 2. People have Minecraft, but other than Bernie, isn't it? I cut it. Yeah, I cut it. Really? Dude, Revelation's a fantastic. God damn it. No, these are all great games. I know but like But I Awesome game Batman is an awesome game. I mean, but I mean But you're you're not gonna like if if she's it if okay if I was gonna pick my top three If this is like a draft Listen if I was gonna pick my top three on that list to keep on the list

It would have been Arkham city Assassin Creed revelations and old Republic those my top three What a wrong list what a wrong list. I would have been Arkham City Assassin's Creed revelations and Old Republic. Those are my top three. I was like, what a wrong list. What a wrong list. I just thought about something for DLC. We missed all the Halo maps, the classic Halo maps that came back. Put them on. Put them on. Just put them on. As DLC. They were part of C.E. anniversary. But you could buy it separately. I played Halo in a versory. That's a game that came out of the year. I played Halo in aversory more than anything else this year. Yeah, we got to just put it on. Well, six, six is not the end of the world.

Portal 2 is fantastic. God, there's so many good games just came out this year. This was a painful year for the achievement, the game to say the least. It was so damn busy. And I mean, like, older public, which is one of my favorite games on that list, isn't even out yet.

And I, you know, put months into that game. That's true, that is 2012. Comes out to December 20th. Yeah., see that could have made our life easier Push it kick the can down the road the next year I'm still in shock at easy Revolving cut. Yeah, here's a war not that one off. I also because I haven't played it would cut uncharted three I haven't played okay, okay, okay So okay minecraft what about minecraft? Fuck absolutely. How can you have a games of the year for 2012 and not include minecraft?

It was I mean it's been out longer than here. It just came out like we talked about nominating it last year But we didn't because it was still in beta and what a fucking mistake that was now we're fucked So it's officially released this year Okay, modern warfare 3 go ahead and knock down that one now we're fucked. So it's officially released this year. Okay. Modern Warfare 3 go ahead and knock that off. Yeah, I'm okay with that. It actually got, it actually got some pretty harsh criticism. Yeah, the story was all over the place. The story was all over the place. Battlefield 3, the multiplayer's awesome.

The single player was a little shaky. Yeah. I'm okay with cutting that too. Battlefield 3's going on. I, you know, I haven't played Battlefield 3. I don't even know head single player. Yeah, it does. It has two discs. The single player disc and a multiplayer disc. Wow. It was the first game where you can install HD graphics on your Xbox by, I think, the single player disc

you put it in and copies like a like gig and a half. Have you done that? Yeah. It copies all the textures. Yeah, you have to do that. You don't have to, but it helps consider it. You really should. Really?

How can we didn't talk about that? That's like a PS3 thing. We got to install the game. You don't, again, you don't have to, but it helps. Yeah. Yeah. You have to. Huh? Because I was, I was turned that down.

So maybe I should, you should totally What do you do? You feel busy? You can't do that. Turn that down. You know, I, I just, I don't want to, it's like, oh, now you've, the download this thing. Oh, this needs to update.

But what it's like, I'm, I, if I could go through four steps steps. That's the way what would be something that would not be a hassle for Joel Like what could it be like three steps? How do you four steps go to a restaurant? Because you have to read a menu It's not I can't I don't have three steps Jack. I don't know. I don't know what my date or something What are we gonna do? I might have commercial this weekend fucker I'm gonna Vegas Joe's weekend that where's the where's put on the list? I don't know it was great story. It was fantastic great game

But I didn't think it was as good as the stronger contentors on this list I still think it's that since read revelations one of my favorite games this year. It's already I know I know you Went through it didn't give me a chance that wraps up the etsy oh stories. We got to go on for four games now You know what you know what I love every game on this list I would probably cut Elie noir yeah yeah it's tough but man that's any big key titles that we're missing on no one objecting no we're not adding more to this last fuck that we have more we we this is this is the category which would be strongest I guess I guess we have their biggest PC title there

Hey, we should we can we do like the Academy Awards with like the the biggest category to get more nominees So like there's 10 nominees for best pictures We don't have a Skyward sword on there Well, did you just kind of only know or I cut it because no one objective? I objected you did anyone else of you know? No, no, I objected but if that's the screens know no I've been I've just read gone you can you can kill I thought about putting a guy where it's sword But I wasn't sure if anyone had really played it You want me to add it? Nope, I had played it. I'm just asked to run to six

We just knew Mario Kart that came out this week. Yeah, but the cut those are three us gamers You're just one made here in Austin what about St. through three yes Yeah, we can get that great game a lot of fun, but yeah, this seems a little harsher than to That's five this discussion of cutting game seems much harsh on the just releasing nominations. I feel like we're like yeah Alright, let's five I mean at least we're all about him transparency. We're talking about him. We're transparent and All right, so we're gonna have this conversation anyway, so we have Skyrim in the portal to Minecraft uncharted three in Star Wars the Old Republic So wait a minute who here has played a chart three aside from Gus. Yes, I'm my the only one. Yeah, I can't defend it I'm not gonna I'm not gonna have time to play it between now and the time we vote

It really is a fucking phenomenal game. So all right. I mean, it's a phenomenal game. Yeah. All right. And of those five of only played two. I've only played older public in the PS3 game. So it's good to have a good mix in there. So yeah, that's true. PwPw. PwPw. Well, I mean, I mean, yeah. Wow. We have two PC titles on there. Yeah. Two PC titles. Oh, yeah. Minecraft, or Republic. Look at us. Right. Yeah. Well, Minecraft's goingbox. Yeah, we have Skyrim portal to minecraft Uncharted 3 and or public All right, that's it that's gonna be tough to I mean like that was really painful. Yeah, God man And then we're gonna have to pick from that. That's gonna be rough. Well, you're gonna vote for we should get the BCS computers in here

Who's your early favorite Joe? Alabama is my early favorite. Alright, now this is the category we're gonna have to kick back out to the audience to help us come up with some nominees for. Yeah. Because it's your hard to remember. Internet video. I cannot remember. This was a bad year for Internet. I'm gonna nominate Joel and Jack meet the connect the most. I think I would vote for that one. I was gonna say angry birds, but yeah. No, no. No one's from angry birds. We are allowed to know in ourselves if we are.

I just did. So you know it's sure it's now available. Okay, so I have a beat before we get started with the, please do. With this list. So I was trying to do some research and I looked this up. I hate that advertising has taken over the word viral video. Like if you look up viral video, all you see are commercials that were made for the internet. Right. It's not. It's funny. Yeah.

That's exactly what just happened. Yeah. It doesn't mean like a video that gets popular and goes viral on the internet anymore isn't what viral always meant that it's gone viral. Like that viral meant a certain level. Did you do you think that? No, no, I just it's just a video that to me was always a video that was on the internet. Right, man. Okay, here's one. The bed intruder song. That was this year, huh? That was last year. Yeah, cause it won last year. Are you sure? Positive. Why don't you click on the little YouTube? Oh, no, last year, Freddie,, W's flower warfare one, but Bet and Trudor video was nominated last year. Oh, shit. You're right. Yeah. All right. July, the flower warfare one hours. Yeah. For last year. So right before we did this podcast, I showed you guys a video called Cat versus Hair dryer, which I love. I would put it up there. Well, why not? When I'm now,

I'm not that cat versus hair dryer and I'll put a link to that. Then I gotta do this one. You'll guys will recognize this as soon as I play. You'll recognize the audio. We probably played this video in the office about 10,000 times. This is a look at me now cover by Carmen. This is awesome video. 48 million views that came out in April

How about the the hunchback cat the one that will take you or Like you hear the noise and like runs across the screen like a hunchback Yeah, that was a great video looking at it. I love it listening to it. I like as much Wait one more time looking at it. I love it. Listening to it, I don't like it as much. Wait, one more time. Looking at it, you love it? Is that what you said? Yes. Yeah. Listening to it, that was good.

Yeah. Seeking to fall in love with her. Watch her, like knock it out. Yeah. I'm going to hit on Carrie here, too. What, I can do it. You know, I got to tell you, tell us about it. So in my office, and here, knock, knock, knock, and door opens, and it's Carrie, and like

being caught playing the connectables is like you'd almost rather be, that's a good video too. You'd almost rather be caught masturbating. Yeah, then playing neck and neck. And masturbating. Oh, Carrie, I have, no, no. Anyway. This is what it looked like.

I'm watching porn. I'm watching porn. See, this is tough category of the best internet video of the year because this is always a category where we have to like year long research to get it. I looked. I know. And I looked on break to see like the videos

that they released this year. 234 pages of videos for this year of love. Seriously. Yeah, but if you have to go back to page 234 to see the first video, it's supposed to be in 20 years. Talking about the commercial stuff that hamster commercial, the party rock commercial, that's a key add.

No. I've seen a thing everywhere. I hate that thing. Jack. I know I can't wait for me. Jack, you. I, I, I, I am sorry for the world. I agree with you.

I am in total grants with you. Jack and I saw this commercial so something. I think the game and Jack was like, I agree with you. I am in total grants with you. Jack and I saw this commercial so something game and Jack was like, I love this commercial. I'm not. No, I didn't say that. I never said I love this commercial. I'm saying I see this commercial all at am time. There are some commercials that maybe like scramble for my remote to mute them or change the channel. I will spike the television program on watching and stop watching it if I fucking see that commercial. You had that conversation with that girl that you know and she

admitted to you that she liked the Jersey. Remember you had that conversation with that girl that you know and she admitted to you that she liked the Jersey Shore and you had that wave of disappointment hit you? Yes. I was at your point. I don't like that commercial. I'm just saying it's vital. I love that. I'm saying it's been everywhere.

I'm going to nominate a video by Corridor Digital, which just came out a few weeks ago. It's called Brush with Death. I thought it was a fantastic video. I'm going to send this to you guys. Do you guys? Oh God. When did that horribly shitty Rebecca Black song come out? Was that this year? Jesus.

How do you not nominate? Oh yeah. I got nominated that, yeah. Friday. God. I think you nominated in our winner. Well again, it's like this is about relevancy or, you know, it should be nominated our winner. Well, again, it's like, is this about relevancy or, you know, it should be nominated.

Clearly. It has to be nominated, but I mean, that just means it has to win. I don't care. I mean, we're not judging this on what has the most views. Did you see the video? Did you see the video of the cat barking like a dog? I mean, it's caught and starts mowing again.

That one's a good one. That one is a good one. They're all cats, man. That's crazy. I'm not entertainment. Yeah, he's's a good one. That one is a good one. They're all cats man. Such cool about entertainment. Yeah, he's nominees are all cats. Do you notice that? Yeah, I did notice that. I can agree with that. I'm cool with that.

Rebecca Blacks cat. I'm cool with that. He's a hundred percent cat videos over here. There's nothing wrong. I mean, we don't have a standout like the drunk dude at this community store. Yeah, he's kind of what kick off the... I think I was a star. I spent...

I spent New Year's Eve at the office with Joel working on it working on a mashup of that There a video and no one has seen that video No, I think that video is fucking was there another video this year the dude in the UK who was drunk or was that last year? That may have been last it was the guy walking down the street. Yeah, who fell down the stairs and shit I've got this year. He probably got to his destination by this year. So Make it up. What about the the marine asking me lakunis to that ball? Yeah, I didn't see that I'm not there. I'm too jealous of him. You should know you're good. Throw stuff out there

I'm so like don't like us and yeah Are you watching the drug-duty UK? Yeah, was that this year? Yeah, this year. I Are you watching the drug doodin' the UK? Was that this year? Yeah, this is here. I'm gonna ride him up. Guys, it's so great. Oh, Jesus, this is not like good. Bernie is crying.

Oh, that's a let's atoll, stairwell. That's a painful look in stair- oh god. Oh, yeah, I think you're remembering this remembering this week guys. I forgot about this guy. Yeah, man It is hard to come with the best the best ones of the year people people in the UK are good at getting drunk. Oh My god All right, so I think it's enough I think it's enough we can put links to these up And we're gonna rely on the audience to provide it with a few more. We definitely need some feedback on this one

Yeah, I mean, this is always a fun thread because people just post all the best videos from the year that we don't forgot We've got six up here, but I think we should just leave them which probably yeah, yeah totally We should probably make a special thread in the form just for videos Cameras being put in yeah, I'll do that. I'll make a special thread And I'll link to it in the link. Yeah, so the comments just usurped by you know, it's funny is it like England You have a bunch of drunk people and you have cameras everywhere and you have a bunch of sharp metal pointy objects. It's great It's great combination a reality show in the making. Oh god He's going like I guys and the start to think about that guys

I don't think I could physically drink that much to get that drunk Like I think I would start vomiting and I would pass out before I could get to that level of drunk That's a professional Yeah, I couldn't I never traveled and I was Blacked out, you know what I mean? I've gone home and blacked out maybe yeah, that guy's gotta be He's almost like dead on his feet. Yeah. Yeah, maybe is a zombie Maybe maybe there's a gene that makes some people zombies where they he that guy could just keep going with no like Zombie's a real activity great with comedy God that guy he looks like his zombie. I would assume that guy was a zombie

That's like pretful professional plusy. He throws off damage like a zombie too No, he really does. It's just like how did he survive that? Oh, he's getting back up. Yeah, like falling down the stairs was painful. That was unbelievable. You just stayed loose. He didn't tense up. So he's fine. I can't wait to see what people come up with for this one. Yeah, there's got to be some ones words missing. Yeah. Oh, I feel like I'm relieved. We got this out there. I'm still I'm still heard by assassin relations. We can't. I mean, you're not going to like we'll war these next week, right? Yeah. He keeps saying yes. Yeah, but I can't believe I mean, you're not going to like, we'll wore these next week, right? Yeah. You keep saying yes to that question. Yeah, but I can't believe that.

Why not? What's wrong? I don't know. We'll read through the responses and we'll take those into consideration and then we can make our decision based on. All right, let me ask you this. Let's see. You take things into consideration.

Let me ask you this. You're to come in here next week. You're going to say, OK, these are the winners. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang bang bang bang or are you gonna go? Oh, okay looks like we have some new nominees. Yeah argue argue argue argue argue argue. Okay, this one. Yes That's exactly what's gonna happen. What time? As long as there's an argument That's the reason so I'm fighting against that if that's what you want

Yeah, we have to have the argument on the podcast. That's that's entertainment I just thought you were gonna come in and just be, I hear the winner. No, fuck that. We got to argue. All right. Not really entertaining, by the way. It's one throw that out. We have to argue. I mean, they're trophies, right? Are they trophies? Yeah. That I might send you eventually. There's actual like labor. Listen, it has to go. You do not send the trophies at all. We have last year's trophy still in good thought. Well, this is like we can have a trophy. I'm still waiting for the shipping addresses. We've been the first

company to like give out awards and can have a great interview for the shipping addresses. We've been the first company to like give out awards and then have a trophy case and just keep it award. You know, I see the guy from from a from a from valve. I see the guy from valve. Chat the guy we sent the the lepre dead award to and every time he's like,

I'm gonna send you guys some of them like every time I see him like, Hey, where he's like, oh, you guys moved and it's like, okay, I'll send you the new address. He's so if you're a guilt trip. Yeah, awesome. It's been two years. That guy. No, he's like, oh, you guys moved and it's like, okay, I'll send you the new address. So if you're gonna go with Gelttrip, check. Yeah, awesome. It's been two years.

That guy. No, he's awesome. He was the writer on 4.2. He did great, he did. He did all those guys, they can do whatever they want. So anyway, he says he has something for us. Did you see that? I think he's okay.

Did you see that guy that works at Val who showed up for that gaming industry event and Seattle the other day with a half life three shirt? Yeah, apparently a bunch of people have those shirts now. So Val is making half life three shirts But he said he knows nothing about it. Sure. Of course not VGA's are this Saturday and they're gonna be announcing a whole bunch games Do they broadcast that live or do they I think it's tape the ladies? Well, they're filming Saturday night I know that for sure. So if it's airing Saturday night it might be live So they're definitely taping on Saturday. Yes. I'll look up when it's airing. I'll be like commercial That's the whole thing right? My favorite thing my favorite thing now is new watch trailers

I went to gametrailers.com the other day and I was watching a trailer and there was an ad for another game before the trailer for the game I wanted to watch yeah I have a skippable ads where I got to watch a 30 second video and it's got a 2 1 half minute ad in front of a 30 second video. That's pretty crazy. The VGA's are live December 10th. There you go.

Where are they at? Santa Monica I think. So I will not be there. I will not be in town for the VGA's because I am coming back to Austin, racing back to Austin to attend the button on, which is that 24 hour film festival next weekend. That's next weekend?

This weekend? Yeah, holy shit. That's actually stuck up on me. See, you might have more movie candidates. So you're going to fly back to go straight to the theater and sit there for 24 hours. Yeah, dude. You're an idiot. What's going on for me?

What else am I going to do? No, that's intense. Is there any rumors? Is there any buzz about what's am I gonna do? No, that's that's that's intense. Is there any are there any rumors? Is there any buzz about what's gonna be shown? No idea probably be footage from a habit. I'm guessing that'd be cool That'd be awesome Maybe Lorax maybe since it's animated and it's coming out in like a couple months That's what I'm guessing. I mean you can so you can speculate, but there's no real rumors or what they're probably gonna be footage from Avengers I would guess. Oh, man. That'd be interesting. That's all the way in the summer. The earliest I ever saw a movie about Nama Tana's we saw

the full cut of 300 about four months before came out. It came on March so Yeah, so still happy with that joke through his hands over his head in triumph Yeah, and you said it wasn't even a it wasn't complete right the visual effects weren't done And that's correct. I mean it was mostly done, but there's definitely some you know temp stuff in there. Mm-hmm Joel when you make that that's really brave of them to show something like that Well, it's also it's also really smart of them because you know if you get an audience like and like that's gonna Be your best audience the show movies to it's a room full. It's like how many people is it like a 15 that's like 100 what no it's like 300 yeah but I mean there's 300 like super geeks that if they like

something they're gonna tell everyone about it so I mean that's where like they showed pitch black there and like that's where Vendice all sort of got his initial kickoff was because you know he was there with the movie and they were talking about like this movie's incredible and then it got a why I think it got a wider release because of the buzz it got from the first button on the phone and then sort of took off from there but then again you get movies like tiptoes that showed there that you don't hear anything ever since yeah I don't think I heard anything about that that's the movie with Gary Oldman

where he's a a tiny person with like Matthew McConaughey it's one of the worst movies ever made wow yeah that showed it but sometimes being one of the worst movies ever made is a good thing sometimes I think the worst movies ever made. Wow. Yeah, and that should have been... But sometimes being one of the worst movies ever made is a good thing. Sometimes. I think the worst movie I've ever seen, like the worst, you know, big movie with, you know, big stars was envy. It was the Jack Black Ben Stiller movie.

Oh, the Poo Guns, whatever. I never, I never, Poo vaporizer or the Pooverizer or something like that. Oh my God. Vapoo riser. Vapoo riser, that's it. Like I was, I think I've told a certain podcast before. I was on a plane flying to Australia. I had the choice to watch that or to sit there in the dark in the middle seat. I turned it off and sat in the dark

in a middle seat, staring at the back of a seat for like two hours for a lot of movie played, because that was preferable to watching it. Jack Black went through that series of terrible. Remember shallow how? Or does does anyone remember shallow howl? I remember I saw it. Way better than envy. Really? I would give fucking shallow howl an Oscar. Do you know what the big like the big plot device in shallow howl was? Green of Cultural? No. He ran into Tony Robbins in an elevator. Like Tony Robbins was a character, almost like a mystic kind of a guy and put like this is Tony Robbins put a spell on Jack Black Tony Robbins demotivational speaks sort of like a weird plot device at this point

Where that's what we're at now or we have to use that? That's Like do you think we can get Tony Robbins? It's sort of we, yeah, started like Oprah and then they worked their way down to tell your Robbins wasn't Jason Alexander also in that movie? Yes, it was like his best friend. It's buddy, right? Right. Who's like a big show, but yeah, that's kind of funny actually What's he also kind of a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, but it's a show, video are you gonna make? Well he was like a rich business It's a bad thing I'm not saying one level of womanizing is preferable to another But it just seemed more appropriate for the story

I need to smash in the shit You laugh at object and make a little laugh You have a glass of water next to you And like you're just knocking over laptops and hitting microphones Like this is terrifying You're on your side of the table if you don't like it. I'm scared. I'm you're craping my style over here That's what's going on. Oh shit all right. Joel's eating my sticky tape. I've never I've never given that sticky tape I want I need it. I want it. I need it for a science

So you guys gonna bid on anything at the child's play. I'm with sticky tape I don't know the only thing I know that's being auctioned is that World Championship NES cartridge and there's no way I haven't enough money for that. Hey, can I borrow like 30 grand? Is there a list of the set that are auctioned? Why would you want that? Just like curiosity, why would you want this? It's cool.

No, it's not cool. It is. It is not cool. What would you buy? Uncle. Well, I would buy a lot of things including the cartridge because it's for kids. Give me a Sikit tape.

I would do that. Gusty, you think there's gonna be an older family thing there? Give me a stick to take it. I would do that. Gusty thing, there's going to be an old or something. Give me a stick to take it. No, I want peace. Could be. I could definitely see that. Maybe a similar thing, a collector's edition. Yeah, signed.

That would be cool. I don't have the collector's edition yet, so listen to that. Oh, yeah, I get it. Nice. Help me out here with this mentality, though. You see a cartridge, it's a golden tender cartridge from the World Championship. Why would you want that?

Are you going to pop it into an NES and play it? There's only seven in the world, right? It's unique. It's a unique item. Yeah. That's a big deal. That's what people do. They collect unique items. That's like getting a hero property. They're more moving. You know, it's like if you get the hero's sword, if you get like, you know, sting. Is that less? No, less uncool than like a comic book. Like, so we're man number one or something. Well, you've got a connection with that. I'm assuming you watch Lord of the Rings so to get the sting prop, you're like, okay, this movie was important to me,

so I have a piece of the movie. You weren't in the world champion. Yeah, but that's the tale that's important. Yeah, Nintendo history. It's a video, we're in the video game culture. Why wouldn't we want a piece of video game history memorabilia? You're saying this is someone who bought a box of games that last shared, that auction we went to, remember we went to remember that. You bought the origin stuff. That's true, but that's

that's yeah, but I played Ultimate Games growing up. Okay, but did you play all those games in there? And it was also it was also specifically for charity. So there was no so is this. I know I get that, but why I'm asking you to burn your nose. The Gus is not buying that for charity. No, yeah, that's not buying it. I mean I would be legitimately interested in it. Can I ask you a question? Have you ever made a Gus that's not a Justin, not care of your kids? What do you, Gus hates children? Stop it.

tsunami relief in Indonesia. Oh, really? Yeah, I do the bag. I do the bag. Bandai asher. I forget how to say it. Your uncle. It was the tsunami in 2004, I think.

I remember it. I remember it. Something was the tsunami in 2004, I think. I remember it. Something like a billion people died in that thing. I made a charitable donation for that. The more we were texted to the number one, I think we had texting yet. I think I went through the Red Cross website. So when you're at the store and they say,

do you want to add a buck for? No, fuck no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't believe in the organization. He's doing a quote from somebody. What? That's a quote. That's a quote from I believe Avril Lavigne. She said she was going to shove her in the box. She'll never get in the box. Just want to provide someone.

Yeah, I also don't believe in the Sommie show. I'm not going to get into that. So I even like to change thing at the... Okay, you're at another scenario here. Let's test your moral compass. Okay. You're at a convenience store counter. You get changed back.

There is the little thing with the box, the slot where you can put in for the kids. And then there's also just a change for the other people coming to the store. Where you're gonna put the actual change. The people who come to the store. Really? You won't put it in the charity thing,

but you just put it in the trade for kids. Yes, because typically I've never heard of the fucking charity with the kid on the box, and I assume that the cashier just takes it and keeps it pocket so many. What about the fireman with the boot? I hate that. I hate that. They should not be allowed to walk in the gym.

Yeah, in traffic. I don't get why people let their kids go out and raise money for like a volleyball team on the side of the road. I mean, that's insane. Hey, it's not a very good lesson to teach your kids to go humpin' around for change and traffic. But also, I mean, maybe they don't like their kids.

Yeah, but you write the story, it's like, when your kid's like, oh, she had everything going for, she was a volleyball star and she was going to a state tournament and then she got hit by a car because she's out there trying to raise money. Yeah, maybe the parents want them to be hit by a car. I don't think anyone should be allowed out there. Like, I think,

don't even want dark with all this, by the way. I don't even think, like homeless people, no one should be allowed out there like I think just what dark with all this by the way. I don't even think like homeless people know it should be allowed out in the street walking around unless you're in the crosswalk. I agree with that crossing it. I know I'm not allowed in the street. I think we should get rid of the crosswalk but that's just me. No one should be allowed in the street ever. No one should be allowed in the street. Not like Ken Handley, going car to car trying to get money or talk to you or give you a fucking pamphlet or no it's not the place to go in your window.

No, it's not the place to your window no political discussion or money changing hands no yeah if you are coming to my car and I'm at a red light I don't want to talk to you yeah it's there's nothing you're gonna tell me that there's gonna be of interest to me I'm in a car and the person in front of me is stopped and it's like a green light and they're like having conversation I want to murder the person oh yeah are you a tense driver I am yeah kidding me have in front of me. Are you a tense driver? I am. Are you kidding me?

Have you seen Joel drive? I buy that. You got to go. Got to move. No, I've never seen Joel drive. I never have driven with Joel anywhere. That's a good thing for you. I'm probably safe practice.

He's a pain in the ass. We did pass him through. He is the most fucking, the most passenger. I've driven with Joel quite a bit. I want to say he's the most annoying path. I might just be used to it at this point. You know Why can't you drive a Joel awesome? Do you know if you drive a Joel and a group of people? I'm including girls awesome He can't ride in the backseat of a car because he could see I did know I did get cars I did know that it's a control mechanism where it's like the person driving is doing it incorrectly And I'm telegraphing where they should go and they don't go where they should go or

how they should go there they do it wrong and that makes your car sick. So how does being in the passenger seat keep you from having that same sickness? I don't know. No he's not. No that's the idea that when I get ejected from the vehicle it will just be a clean ejection through the front glass rather than having to hit the people in the front room. No I remember once I mean you read something while I was driving and that was it. It like sets you off. You're also a charitable driver. I'm glad I was able to have the people in the front row. No, I remember one time you read something while I was driving. And that was it. It sets you off.

You're also a charitable driver. I'm a great driver. You are a terrible driver. Bernie is kind of a scary driver. I mean, specifically, I can't be in the shotgun. I can't be in shotgun next to driver. If Bernie is driving, I remember when we were in Australia driving last year where you were like, oh, let's look down at the phone.

Sure. You will hit the gas pedal. Yep. All the way until it's about to hit the car in front and then you slam on the gas. That's terrifying. There's no drifting. It's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really

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There's no one to be on the road. It's one or zero. That's it when he's driving like Braille brake. I mean, that's it. Yeah, cuz I learned to drive by playing pole position That's it a tariff pole position. You knew we all that ride racer. That is your terrible drive They didn't even have a break in pole position. You just gunned it. That was it It didn't man. I we were on the wrong side of the road. They have a break in pole position. I don't think so Hmm, that's pretty fancy for pole. I guess you're right one button back then. Yeah, I'm not gonna be honest I'm not even sure there was a pedal I might have just been the steering wheel

pole was that game was fucked up dude Well, I remember the graphics and pole positions. You have been you've been in actions like you can't drive in snow Listen to my accidents Don't plural plural hurt anyone and I You know I mean What do you like I can hurt anyone either the last time it snowed here? I came into work and my car Really shouldn't be driven in the rain according the rain and the rain

It's according to the manual like the manual says don't drive this car in the rain and yeah, it's not really an all-weather car And I keep talking you're making me seem like a better driver every second. I think I already told the store how I sleep in a ditch. Yeah, god damn That's right. That's good driving now. I was there to stop I my full my car up. It was at a full stop and the car just slid down You went from being in a full stop. Get something in the ditch. I stopped on fire. On an angle. I'll slide down. Just slid. Why are we talking about that?

You were dead stop and started sliding and then fell into a ditch. It wasn't raining. But let's see, why don't you come to the Bernie school driving? My slew should be, stomp on the brake. You all fall on the way. It doesn't work, stomp on the gas.

Yeah, push the gas. You can get away with your stuff because you have a big giant truck. I will let you know. It means you a pickup actually just not drive that well on the rain. Because the back end has no weight. Yes. You know, it's a bad car to drive.

Yours? Is that truck, the office, the office? How many times do you almost get in a wreck in that truck when you had it for that month or two when your car was... Well, you managed to get it towed. So, I was going to IKEA. And this was the day before Thanksgiving. And Brandon was like, oh, you should take this,

wrote this 53, whatever, 45. I don't know what it was. I was like, okay, I'll take it. 45, then. And that was kind of a mistake, because it was way, way longer than what I thought it was going to be. I remember specifically asking, I said, listen,

when I get off of 45 and hit 35, is IKEA north or south But turn right or left and they specifically told me they said you turn right you go north No, okay turn right when north that was wrong. I was way too far north. That's good north I know that's 45 drops you off from the Georgetown. I drop. I mean or excuse me one way 30 not 45 I'll actually drop you off the round anyways. I will way behind schedule at that point pissed off way behind schedule and you off the round. Anyways, I will way behind schedule at that point. Pistol. I'll watch way behind schedule. And uh, so I have to do turn on 35. And then I remember at this point, I'm on 35, I've had the wrong direction and then I pass. I can't like, you know, that's it. I'm leaving. But there was not an exit with this

planet, but I'm like, I'm leaving the plan. That is the best thing about having a pickup, Joel, is you don't need an exit I didn't have any extra for my four and right over the median. I am that's what I did Did you yeah, I did I exit is a highway? I've never done this before I was like I'm leaving the highway Don't need an exit here. I go and Side what I'm side and there's a big mud puddle. I was like oh, I just a big mud puddle I don't know how deep that is. Bof!

Flash! I was like, wow, now I'm covered in mud and the thing, and it was pretty out of hand. It actually says to do that in the manual for my truck, so. To bop flesh? To bop flesh. I actually... Say it flat inside.

Say it, say it, say it, and it's stupid ground under here. What's wrong? Did you stall the truck? Did you flip the truck? I remember, my nuggets in the truck? I remember, like, nuggets in the truck. I remember thinking, I said, I remember a long time ago I was in Los Angeles, I used to go to Jack in the Box all the time.

It's a 50-part store. I know. It's a tangent of a tangent of a tangent. I might have crashed the truck. You crashed whose truck? The work truck. There was a truck. The work truck.

There was a truck. Did you do it? What is that? There's no work truck. I was like, our work truck is a a truck. Did you do it? What is that there's no work truck? You replaced it was like our work truck I remember truck and then called I was like a Remember coming back from work when I was in Los Angeles going jack the box late at night I mean like I want a chocolate milkshake and then being old milkshake machine doesn't work and then I have to fuck you Bank out of thing that is exactly happening in the truck. I was like I'm going to jack and box I didn't get a milkshake. I go I exit I go to the drive-through with Jack and Bok's

in this truck, not the work truck, a milkshake that you know about. And they didn't, sure enough, fucking, Austin Texas, or a milkshake machine's broken, we would have milkshake, I'm like, God damn it, all right, I've got to it, fucking, I'm exiting, I'm exiting, but there's a guy in front of me, I'm exiting this drive-through.

So I'm in this truck, in the truck, I truck I'm like I'm not I cannot crash the truck. I remember specifically thinking this truck is Fuck which truck? It doesn't there's no truck. So I look behind me. I look behind me and there's no one behind me. There's no one behind me. I'm like there's no one behind me. Wait, is this in Austin? This is in Austin. Okay. I have a story to make. No one behind me. There's no Miami and I put a reverse. I back up for one foot. Crunch! There's a car behind me. This is the work truck.

This car came out of fucking nowhere. It was down below the city. I was fucking. No, he just pulled about a nowhere. I was like, not out of nowhere. Mother of fucker, I'm the menu. Crash! Crash!

I'm like, God, I'm cussing now. It's like, God, damn, how the fuck that guy didn't even honk nothing Crash so I told I fucking pull over and I get out of the truck and the guy is stone out of his mind He said check in the box. What time was this he's stone out of his mind? He's like he's like he admitted he admitted he goes man that is my fault. I'm sorry, he's like, I'm totally, I didn't honk or anything. I mean, I just pulled up, he goes, that is totally my fault. And he goes, don't worry about it. He's like, don't worry about it.

I'm like, wow, man. And so if you're gonna hit someone, the guy that hit, this car, his car is like a 1982 Oath Mobile piece of shit. That car is a piece of shit, is already falling apart. We just continued the piece of shit made All over the place and I look I look at the grill and man I thought that dude's grill up that he's like oh man this car don't worry I was gonna get rid of it anyway. I look at it man his grill is It's like all plastic and just totally came in I'm like oh

Man he's like no, no, don't worry about it. Okay, I don't really care about the car, blah, blah, blah. I just had happened to have gotten back from Vegas. It had just like a fucking roll of hundreds or whatever. And so I was like, oh, mother, but I had a back in the apartment. So I'm like, oh, fuck, I was like, I can't believe I'm about to do this. So I'm like, no, no, no, don't worry about it. I'm like, I go, you have to follow me back to my place, to my place, I keep the kind of like $700. Jesus.

I go bang, bang, bang, bang, here's $700. Like, I can't believe this. So this was my truck. No, no, there's no truck. That's what I'm here. There's no truck, there's no truck. And so I give the guy so many, he's like, he can't believe it, he's like,

what a lottery. So this, I mean, that's what I said. He said he was gonna sell his car. He said he was gonna sell his car for seven hundred dollars He has A ton of cars I could about the guy could he didn't want you calling the cops because he had a ton of drugs in the car Here's a question. Did he had to do that? He still get his order from Jack in the box. Did he still wait in line and get his order from Jack? I keep up 700 jumbo jacks about seven hundred fucking yellow jacks apparently no

No part no part of doing the right thing is telling me to erect my fucking truck Listen, it wasn't your truck and the truck Touched I thought there was no truck that truck was untouched Like that truck was made that truck was like made at like from one solid piece of iron That truck fucked some shit up and the truck that doesn't exist. It's about a truck perfect It's about a truck. I mean it. I mean I mean I was going a half a mile an hour I mean the truck is fine I mean there's no you can't the truck's fine the car though it's all my ass it was made a plant the car was made a plastic yeah

you probably have a trailer hitch right to this grill all right well let's wrap this up I want to admit no guilt I admit no guilt to so you're gonna choose me of being a bad driver when you wreck twice in the last year You've wrecked that were both your fault Well, what was a freak phenomenal only is only Don't forget that other three With his car got hit only one time was my fault three accidents in one year What was the third you you put the guy with all foods?

Then you get you slid off in the ditch and then he backed into the stoner. That's three and also the guy Oh, yeah, that was last year No, that was this year cuz it was a Vegas trip we were going on and I was pissed off And that was the go to snowing outside and it was freaking like three degrees that afternoon Anyway, so what are the nominations? I know let's wrap this up. Why do I go for lunch today? Might find oh Now let's wrap this up I go for lunch today mighty fine. Oh, I'll go wherever I guys Hi guys, I'm gonna tell you five guys is good. You're putting it in the car for a long time

What about thunder cloud? I'll do that. I got burgers on them every time I go to thunder cloud There's a guy who works there is not really a thunder cloud employee, but he's really an MMA MMA fighter And he's not interested in making sandwich. He's interested in promoting his MMA career with me Yes, you know, he's like I have a fight, here's my flyer. No, we have to. You might see the dude who drove the old mobile working there. I just don't want to have a conversation about it. I just want sandwich. Okay, so visit the thread, you'll see it in the link dump and in the enhanced podcast, it'll be clickable right now to discuss our nominations and we'll reconvene for more

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