Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #145

Episode Date: December 21, 2011

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You're not confusing with Big Dogs 13. I'm pleading that it will happen. That's like two weeks in a row if I had really good podcasts. No, they've been getting a lot better in general lately. Maybe Gus is actually just going through him now, as opposed to just picking the next one in the list. I'm being a lot more selective. Are you? Yeah as opposed to just the random like the next one in line dubstep beat to if the kids screaming how many of you had Submitted since the name change. I don't I couldn't even tell you I don't know so a lot you're saying. Oh, yeah, okay

You can usually tell by names at the beginning of like they mentioned Gavin. Yeah, it's usually really old. You know where you are I think we're in September of 2010 currently maybe October Wow So a year gap basically. Yeah, but still submit them to podcast at roostertops.com We'll get to them I promise eventually just ask violent fuse how much we helped We're both there traffic. I don't know Did we Yeah, they they're album is now platinum. Yep, well, okay, then let's put this this this spot light to good use because I've been watching this thing lately That fucking cracks me up. It's like my new favorite thing on YouTube

So we went down to Australia and New Zealand to promote the release of the season 9 DVD down there for Red vs. Blue. Right. Now available in fine retailers all around the US and in Australia and in New Zealand. So we went down there and for the first time ever we were like we're part of a distribution outlet down there like we have a distributor there and it just happens we share the same distributor as the guild. I'm assuming it's okay to say that right? I would assume so. Okay, it's out there. You can't take it back. What do you get to do? No sensory.

So we were sharing a booth in New Zealand with them. We had opposite signing times and the guild is another webbed-based show with Felicia Day. Are youably probably the most popular web they show web series I got our Xbox live now and like uh-huh yeah yep and that's what variety said because they just recently announced the IAW TV Awards and they said that they're these that phrase arguably which I've always kind of hated that arguably I love it if you have to argue about it yeah yeah if you heard that dinner party the most boring dinner party ever we are doing about what's the most popular? series so they had Jeff down there and Sandeep who are two guys from the star there are two of the stars from the guild and

So I thought oh I'm gonna meet these guys for the first time we kind of always like running the same circles But I'm finally gonna meet these guys so I should brush up on my Jeff and Sandeep Current work. Yes, right because you don't want to be the asshole is like oh, hey, I'm not going to meet these guys, so I should brush up on my Jeff and Sandeep. Current work, right? Because you don't want to be the asshole who's like, oh, hey, I'm a big fan, but I haven't seen anything, you know, because I'm really busy and all that stuff, which is basically what people do when they meet each other. Yeah, yeah. So I sat down and watched a bunch of the guild and then watched some of Sandeep stuff, which is Legend of Neal.

And then Jeff has his five minute comedy hour, which is also up for some nominations. Anyway, because I'm not an asshole. I brushed out. I'm like, hey, look at this but By far one of the coolest things was I saw an interview That San D pet done with these two girls and it's called live prudegirls It's probably that's a great name. Live prudegirls. It's their fucking hilarious. It's really funny I watch one of these I showed it to you right? They're absolutely hilarious and I you know I Prood Girls, they're fucking hilarious. It's really funny. I watch one of these. I showed it to you, right?

They're absolutely hilarious. And I can tell you why they're hilarious, but you should just go watch it. Good. Gosh, you'll drop it in the link there, right? Clickable right now. Live Prood Girls. So they do this super awkward interview with Sandeep and they're hilarious. And they just like, they interview a different person every week.

It's called, let's talk about something more interesting. And it's very stilted. Do you ever see the interviews, the guy did where he goes around to the cons and interviews people like he went to a movie con and I think like a dog show? No, I think so. He does these super awkward things. Oh no, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen that guy. Like he doesn't better than anyone I've ever seen. But yeah, it definitely reminded me of that. I think they might actually be working with those guys What I think is the name of that comedy-

videocard films is that hers? No, no, no that mediocre films is Greg somebody else. It's I want to say good neighbor. I'm pretty sure that's what they're called good neighbors the name of their comedy troupe Not to be confused with State Farm. Not to be confused like a good neighbor. Yeah, that's not good neighbor So go go see live- for girls because it is fucking funny funny stuff that a little funny stuff on the web yeah man and you know it's one of the things it's like it used to be back in the day where if you made something that was really good and really funny it would go and people would find it

but now it's not there's so much stuff out there yeah there's just so much video I don't hold it at this day like how many hours of video uploaded to YouTube every second last last time I heard it was 36 hours every minute so if you want to watch every single video on YouTube, ever, you sat down to do that, you would fall a day and a half behind every minute. It's literally impossible to see it all. Unless you had a bunch of windows open. That's just so many cats and so many testicles getting crushed. Oh my god. I saw a new cat video this morning that was fantastic. It's... Well, is it?

Let me grab your laptop. Okay. Kind of take a look at it. Y'all will help while I'll clear. I will clear. Here we go. He just used this. Okay, I'll take a second.

We, uh, I just had before we got too much further, I guess I should mention that we have Matt here with us. It was up a rare treat. Also, the girls are exceptionally good looking. I should point that out. I forgot to mention that early on. The girls are very, very good looking at live food girls. You should leave with us. It was up a rare treat. Also the girls are exceptionally good looking. I should point that out. I forgot to mention that early on. The girls are very, very good looking at life for girls. You should leave with that. I should have. I should have. See I fucked it up. He's not selling it. He's just telling you about it. He doesn't work with it. And so this is our one of our final podcasts of the year. This is our final one before we break for the holidays, and we'll be back again next week with more entertainment. So recording this one a little early, not to destroy the illusion for everyone listening.

It's Monday afternoon. I don't know why I'm bringing it up now. Now, why are you doing this? I thought you were just a Monday. Peering behind the curtain now, I thought you just over liked to do that. No, I hit it. So why'd you do it?

You're like a self-hating pop. I'm moving on. You're gonna edit this out, aren't you? So I'm making bring it up so you can. Let's keep talking. Keep talking. So I've been playing a lot of the overpublic lately. Like today on Monday?

Yes, like today on Monday, I've been playing a lot of the overpublic. And so there's been a lot of cues. You know, the game doesn't officially launch, doesn't launch till the 20th. Is that why this cues exist? Well, they're still wrapping up server, they say. Oh, OK. Trying to do all the balancing. So you can be in Q for quite a while.

Matt, are you familiar with the concept of a Q in an MMO? What that is? What's your explain to me? So when you go to log on to the game, you get a list of all these servers. And we all play, I'm being handed the cat video. This just in. So when you go to play, you log on to a server, we have to be on a server where there's a 30 minute wait. You have to get

a queue of 500 people waiting to play the game. Yeah, you launch the game in America. Do they call it a line? No, it's interesting. That's right. I didn't think about that. You still find the queue. Okay, our guild is on the server called the Shadowlands. And from what I understand, like two other mega guilds are also in the Shadowlands, and also the Reddit, Sith, and Republic ones are also on our guild or on our server as well. So it's like, we may have all these big, big guilds up on our server. So I've seen worst servers out on the West Coast. There's one called the Fat Man. That's like always has like a two

hour wait. I have no idea why. The funny thing to me about anything that happens online that recreates something you wouldn't want to do in a real world is that people just accept it because they do it in the real world. But who wants to wait in a line in the real world? Nobody wants to wait in a line. So you go into the you know the virtual world and it's like oh there's a line I have to wait in this line. Yeah, you're just accepting because you've done it in real life. In the in the virtual world there's no way to get around it though. In the real world. Yeah, oh maybe there's another lane or are we going to do something to get a hit? Well you just not play the video game. Well, it's no way to get around it though. And the real world, oh, maybe there's another lane or maybe I can do something to get ahead.

We can just not play the video game. Well, it's like going to a team park. There's some way to get around it. Like, Matt, don't be unreasonable. Don't be unreasonable. Guys, it's like going to a team park. If you want to ride the incredible whole roller coaster, you can have to wait in the line. You know, but, you know, there's nothing else I can.

If you're mad, you can just go home. I guess so. But if you're going to ride a roller coaster, you can go to roller coaster I'm the virtual world you and you just create a second roller coaster That's my point. Oh, they're basically good point. There are multiple servers But it's like once you get on you start building up a character You can't migrate that character easily yet. So it's not like you know You can't jump from place to place. Yeah, so we even to we name what our server is Yeah, yeah, I did the shadow lands you were busy watching the cat video very funny cat

The way it's it's pretty sure that cat's though. I think I just watch a cat's enough video Oh, yeah, I've seen that don't yeah, yeah, I've seen yeah, where the cat is out the window. No, no It's it's it's a it's a long it's a wait for it Cat video. I've actually seen that as an animated gift though. I didn't see that I didn't know that that's what it was leading up to cat basically goes to jump from a balcony to another balcony and Slips and falls what could be ten stories for all we know yeah, yeah I told you I seen this one they could jump something window So I said and you said no, it doesn't jump out of it. Yeah, that's exactly what I knew that's exactly what I was

I guess is right And who is that a window did the cat jump the cat jumped out a fucking window? How is that not what I just I love inject I mean argue with you. He's just gonna get The cat man out of window what I said He said no watch the cat watch the cat man. Drop us out of window. That's what I said, and he said no. Watch the cat, man. Watch the cat, man. What the fuck is ignoring me now? Too much logic.

This is one of my favorite, like, SAT words. Jumping out a window. Yeah. Do you remember what it says? It's not defenestration. Yeah, defenestration. What? Defenestration is just knocking out windows.

What is that knocking out windows? Well, what's jumping out windows? A window in French is finetra, which is, yeah, I think it's where it must come from, so the Latin must be, de-fentistration must be some kind of... So I guess you do better than the essence. He's the one we're just... But it's gonna be like feline de-finistration, I guess you're not going to win.

I didn't realize it was a winner. I thought it was a ledge. I thought it was going to be looking out a ledge. If that isn't a window, I'm sorry. You're totally right. I'll give you that. Merry Christmas, guys. It's a fucking window ledge.

Who cares? It's a hole on the side of the building. It's the same thing So it's an air hole. I can tell a funny story about cats Did you throw in a pool to see what swim like Joe? Did you ever take the ACT test? I took it once when I was in seventh grade Seventh grade, you know like some part some freaky government program. I was so I think it was part of that same program It was a Duke, it was a program. Yeah, that's what it was. Did you have a chip in Flanagan? You have an RFIce in your armor?

Where's your serial number? No, I know what you did though. I did the same thing. I took the SATs in seventh grade. I took the SATs in seventh grade. Yeah, it's part of the Duke program. Sure, yeah, it's what I'm kind of like. They identify you.

They basically just make smart kids feel fucking great about this. Yeah, no. They're going to high school and they'll like, I got it 800 on my SAT. Woo! I'm seventh grade. It didn't prepare me for anything. No.

But there's the ACT which is a test that was scored on a scale of one to 30. Now it's like 32. I don't like that. I think you're right probably. It's a ledge, Bernie. It's not a window. No, it makes a good point because it's like

I could possibly imagine getting higher than a 30 But I think you could get a third to you, but it was very hard to do. I never took it so when you took the SAT was it 1600 points maximum or 2400 1600 okay, oh no, it's 24 2400 points. Yeah, is it why did they change it? Well, there's like an essay it's a Emplation right? It's the internet. It's a point. It's our worth is much anymore Now there's an essay portion to the SAT now, right? Oh yeah, I think so.

Oh man, I would love to be a grader for that. I think the same thing dude. I the forcing the world is the great essays for anyone that's below like graduate level college. I mean, did you have one, one half of the SAT that you scored much better on than the other? No, I did pretty well overall. Are we gonna get an SAT score?

Sure, why not? I got a 700 on the math and then a 580 on the writing or English Whatever, whatever, whatever the other one was that didn't matter. Based on what I got in math. I shouldn't even have that. I'm sorry. No, no, no, no. That was my thing early in my senior year. Oh, okay. Did you take the PSAT? No. I took an SAT one time. So what was your overall score? I got a 1280. You got a 1280. I got clearly your math was in his time. Yeah, I'm like, I'm listening. I got a 1380. I got a 1280. I got a clear, your math was in his house. Yeah. I got a 1380. I got a 1380 almost even split unverbal and mathematics. Wow. But I was 10, like 10 points higher in mathematics than verbal with so I just was 20 points

higher off the deviation off the average. I you and I had the exact same deviation. I was 7, 10, 690, math and language for 1400. I was super, super hungover, 90, math and language for 1,400. There you go. I was super, super hungover when I took it. What? Yeah, I was like, where are you? I grew up in the border. Like, I was just fucked up, and I walked in the take of that

16. It was like early in the morning. I remember that they made me sit in the fucking cafeteria, and it's dank like ammonia, and like, cafeteria pizza. And I just wanted to throw up so bad the entire time I was sitting there. Like, it's one of the worst memories I have in high school this is my sound a little racist, but I'm actually like he like came out of the desert with like

Like bandoliers of bullets Big sombrero mustache and just like had to check his rifle at the door and then sits down and takes the SAT His doors at 6.97.10. That's a day to 7.2. I don't think I did very well. I took it in ninth grade and I got I guess I get high enough to get into UT That was where I stopped so would I do the once in ninth grade never took it again? Yeah, I think I got I got a really what when I took I took it in temp grade. I got a thousand in defonestration And then 1500 in multiplying cat videos I'm a new you apply that every day in your

real life. I mean there's you know real world results right there. It's funny how many people I know with degrees that they will never touch. They'll never actually use their degree. And like I'm honored that I actually get to use my film degree to do a film job. I love that I own a production company and have

never taken a film. Exactly. Well Bernie and I always tell about funny is that I have a bachelor of science In film me to and in Bernie has a bachelor of arts in computer science Well, no, I have a bachelor of arts in computer science. That is fucking stupid I got a class ring when I was you see like my My good there kids is a new guy on the printing press line when the diplomas are coming off that's these that go guy on the printing press line when the diplomas are coming off that sees that go oh oh

if you ran that through one of the computers the computer would say no this makes sense no i got a class or my grandmother bought me my UT classroom and so i went to all the paperwork and got it signed and fitted everything and they're like oh what like you know what what do you have and i was like oh film the great like okay like so bachelor of arts is again that's right and so like on the side it says is his bachelor of ours is BA in like or whatever Even though you have a BS even though I have a BS and I mean I could get a fix my guy don't get a curse Oh, I feel like we're either getting too far away from my cat story or too far away from talking about

You're talking like how I'd know I do your own life through girls. I do think I'm back to one of the other So the highest score you can get on ACT is 36 So I'm 36 now what I don't know if that's now or if there was always like that But now the high score is 36. I was pretty pretty good. What's the other thing you have in Texas? What what's the other thing that they have in Texas that you take? Like tax tax Yes, is it when you take off test? Is that at the end of school? That's how they judge you in high school. Yeah, that's how they judge you.

No, I was like, so that's not a per person thing. It's not more than you know, okay, top orange in your yeah, that was the Iowa test when we were kids the ITBS You know what it was? Yeah, the Iowa test are basic skills Yes, yes I remember taking that so Texas just replaced the I one yeah, see I was taking my Iowa test in eighth grade with 9-11 happened that's how I remember or the challenge I feel like I got stuck into another division I was a weird mower where everyone is turned and looked at Bernie

So clearly your math on your CT was your best one So I'm taking the ACT and I also by the way, he must have done one on the history a pizza. I took the ass George Washington first They should he died in the You want a teacher across the Delaware and exploding Do you remember where you were when the Columbia exploded? I remember when you did? I remember very well, yeah. I do, actually. I was at home that day. I was sick from school that day.

And I remember. No, they're not challenger. Oh, obviously you do not remember. I do not remember. I think it's not. I think it's not. The Columbia was the recent one. The reentry one, yeah.

I remember the day after the Columbia one. What? No one asked about that. No one asked about that. It's not a ledge. So, I went on a date the day after the Columbia one. So. What? No one asked about that. What? No one asked about that. It's not a ledge. So, I went on a date the day after the Columbia one. So, that's not very good.

That's what I'm doing. How did you... How fucking rare are your dates, dude? How long are you going between dates that you marked them by? Space shuttle. Space shuttle. Well, you know, the International Space Station has shut it down. I'm hoping there's something that goes terribly wrong.

Jack's going to buy condoms. Here comes Hayley's condoms. Oh, man. Oh, Merry Christmas, Bernie. Oh, my God. You son of a bitch. Oh, I think we're going to throw up. OK, where were you during the Challenger explosion then?

I was at school, dude. Yeah. I was at school. Yeah, we were taking Iowa tests. I was like, oh, that's why you're, yeah, we're searching. Now, I was in fourth grade. I remember that, because we had just gotten TVs put was a school. Yeah, we were no, we were taking Iowa tests. I was like, oh, that's why you're yeah, we're such a Now I was in fourth grade. I remember that because we had we had just gotten TVs put in our our school And that was one of the things we watched like I think we watched it was a takeoff, right? Yeah, I want to say I mean I've seen it live may have seen it actually have that was stuck. God, but it was one of the things

I was you know young enough that I didn't really you know didn't affect me as much. No, our teachers were really upset, but I didn't really get it too much. So, I'm taking the change to score in 1989 on the ACT. It used to be up to 35 and then they made it up to 36. 35. Fuck. Does it work anyway? So far bizarre. So I took the SAT when I was a junior because I wanted to get another day.

And I got a high enough score. I was going to take it once, then figure out what I needed to do to study for the thing Yeah, to then get a high enough score to get another day you and I have a very similar approach to one We're doing a high school here. That's the same way a Microsoft certified I went in didn't crack a book went in to take the test because you just had to pay a hundred bucks I thought I'll take the test see what it takes what I need to study to do it I passed it with like if you need a 700 to get Microsoft certified, I literally got a 700.

Because the score you need. So same, same kind of deal. What was that Microsoft certification? I remember everyone wanted to get that. What is that good for? It just, if you work for a business, like there's certain qualifications, like some businesses need to have certain number of MCSC people on staff

in order to have certain types of Microsoft accreditation to get different kinds of support. That is correct. And that's what I wanted to do, because we only had one other guy, the company, and we needed two. Okay. And so I thought, I'll give a shot and see. And then I went back and lured it over the guy. Okay.

Okay, but back to the ACT. This is really far away from my original story. And so what was hot girls in the couch again? Lifebofood girls. So the ACT when I took it, it was, I don't know if it was quite like the SAT, but there was definitely a big reading comprehension section of it, which normally I can just blaze through and just, I'm just sitting there and double-checking my answers like an OCD patient. But there was this one passage, probably about three quarters away through that section section which was all about how

Cats when they jump out of high buildings that they have a greater chance of dying at lower floors Then they do at higher floors like up to seven stories they'll die But above seven stories there's some kind of weird free-foam mechanism in the brain that kicks in and they spread He spread out. I'm laughing now. Like flying squirrels, they spread out and then they hit on the ribcage and live. So if a cat falls from 20 stories, it's actually got a decent chance of surviving. A higher chance than falling under five stories or whatever. Yeah, a better chance of surviving. Yeah, like if they fall from four stories.

And what is the point of this? So this was a pretty then took his cat to the toe. No, I'm reading this passage in the H.D. to dead quiet Testing center all you around me And I guess I was ahead of everyone else because the nicer thing my cat's flying and I'm just like I'm like Busting out laughing and it was like like she's like shut up shut up shut up And then finally other people get that past and she's in the was like why would you put this in a standardized test I mean what the fuck is this talking about cats I got to build things

I was like thank God we're in the penthouse cuz floppy so I'm sure they must only have one copy of the ACT cuz that was also in the test I took and I guarantee we didn't take it at the same year. No, we probably didn't. You're a couple years younger than me. Yeah. So there's some like cat satis who writes the ACT. That's an ACT. It's funny enough.

If you rearrange the letters in C-A-T, you get ACT. That's true. That's true. I think you're onto something. No, I don't think he's on it. What did you get on the ACT? I think I got a 29, which now bugs me that it was a 35. I got a 26.

I got a 22. What? Really? We it was a 35. I kick my ass, I got a 26. I got a 22. What? Really? We're hung over. Are you still drunk? No, I was 13 at that time. So how drunk were you? I wasn't 13, I was like, that was junior nice.

Oh, okay. Okay, feel better about it now. Yeah, so I'm only, what? So you got a 29 out of 36? 35, apparently, at the time. That was an 89? Oh no, I just, you've been 36 for me to this. Shit. Yeah, that was an 89. Oh, no, I've been 36 for me to That's pretty good. Um, I mean, you're nothing to write home. I mean, I wasn't going into rice. Didn't you get a full scholarship to rice? Yeah, I got paid to go to school. It was awesome because every semester everyone would be all boo-hoo going to the like the

The registrar to write checks for the tuition. I loved it. I I'd get in line with them and be all upset. Write in their checks. I'd be like, yeah, I'm here. Then maybe they'd just give me a check for, what was it, like, $1,500 a semester? Jesus. So when you used a phrase every semester, you mean the one semester you were there, right? Why? The two semesters I was there.

The two semesters. What happened? Just wasn't a good fit. What happened was, what was that? That was 19, it in the late 90s. The internet was really taking off and everyone was getting rich. I thought to myself, I'm going to get on the internet. I'm going to get rich so I quit school and moved to Austin.

Okay. That was my philosophy. There were more tech companies here. I didn't have money to move to California. There were more tech companies in Austin and Houston. You know, then I ended up doing tech support on the phone for dial-up. Money, money, money.

Yeah, he has to say it was amazing. There was a flawless plan. That fueled the media. Well, you can't say that. Right. Just look where you ended up. No, you did end up working for a bizarre internet company. That's true.

In no way that I ever imagined. Gus, I used to manage Gus at the tech company. And Gus would use the word manage? Yes, sure. I managed to work with him. How about you? So he comes in to me one day and he says, I'm quitting. And I said, OK, what are you going to go do?

And he says, in a nutshell, he basically says, I'm going to go work for the Shitty's company ever. Which Gus went to go work for a company that all the Shitty pens that people give you that have their branding on it. anything even that mug and you know whatever or like a mousepad you get it you get it a trade show he went to go work for the company that makes all of that Chachaki stuff like he was the he was the IT guy like the head IT guy for it one of them well everyone was laid off while

you were there yeah that's true so I was a good employee they kept me around. They look to back. Oh god yeah they were saying we're really doing the fortress. Yeah I think the fortress. And when he worked in the department, Matt where they laid off so many people that he had and cubicles around them that he rearranged them into a fortress with web came up and as people would approach his area like the fucking wizard of Oz he be like who approach is It's actually much worse than Bernie's making it sound I was literally the only person in the building and I had a webcam set up so I could see down the streets

So I knew when people were coming to the building and I could choose whether or not to lock or unlock the front doors for the Didn't you have an active strategy of I this company's gonna run out of severance money So I have to try to try to get laid off so bad and he wouldn't do it He became like a thing was like place where you slept in the middle of meeting He got up on the table and laid down during a meeting It's like I wanted like it became a thing where it's like they would let me do whatever I wanted so I couldn't Respect them anymore. So I had to quit it was like I had no fear of I had to quit because it was terrible. I was showing up to work drunk at 10 in the morning

Like like fall down like I shouldn't have even gotten in my car Did you think you're going to take an ACT? See Jackson is good advice. It's called studying letting them do whatever they want He had no respect for them. So that's good dating vice reader. Remember next time like the Aztec calendar rolls over Whatever your next list you'll buy all stuff when there's a simultaneous lunar and solar eclipse and solar eclipse. The Vertal Equinox is in Synchronicity with Jupiter. Hey listen, so now that the shuttle program is over, how are you going to date? Like how are you going to do this?

First of all, this is the private sector's going to take ownership back. Come on now. Richard Branson is going to save me. You're going to invest heavily. That's why you bought the Doom thing. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, supporting. That's this Carmac is the one who does the Spaceship stuff. Not a mario.

That's a Doom. Well, that's not that's Romero or this one thing else. He does his own thing. I know, but Carmac's the Armadero Spaces. Yeah, yeah. What's the story with them? I don't know. I think they had a couple of rocket failures last year, but I don't remember hearing anything since then. Oh, that sucks. Yeah. Losers. There's actually a really good book about those guys. Tell the masters of Doom.

It's like a, I guess a dual biography or something. It's sort of like the rise and where they ended up. It's really, really good. Yeah, we met the guy who wrote that book and he visited us in the beauty office actually for a while. I think he wrote an article about us for, I think he wrote the article that was in the New York Times magazine. Oh, yeah, yeah.

It's a really great book. I got into a big autobiography, an autobiography kick for a while. I read the Andy Kaufman books. There was one written by Bob Smooth and another written by someone else and read both of those. I've always been a big fan of biographies and figure out how they got to where they are. It's always cool. I want to read that Steve Jobs book too. Pretty good things. So, did I really wait till they patch it? No, no, my idea is talking about patching it. No way. They are. They are talking about

like adding on to it and revising it already. Wow. It's suckers. Yeah. I don't know. The Apple is revolutionizing the book industry. Yeah. It'll only cost you another 1995. Yeah, I know that Apple is revolutionizing the book industry. Yeah It'll only cost you another 1990 five if that's you could you get the updates if you bought it online if you bought the digital copy Do you get the patch or do you have to pay for the pad probably if you bought from I booked you do but other places No, yeah, they don't provide it for free. Oh, that's awesome. I can't believe that so we talked about last We're a previous time on the podcast and now on iTunes you can read download music. Yeah. Has anybody tried that? I have.

And it works? It works right? It's not a gun. I gotta try that. Yeah. I think it had just come out when you were complaining about it. You had to come out like two days before. Yeah. I remember like listening to that podcast and the car being mad because you were wrong.

You know, it had just come out. Yeah, it was like that for years. Yeah. That's just a theme of listening to our podcast is being mad because we're wrong. We do not proclaim to be experts. No. We just claim to be louder than other people. We just have a bigger megaphone. It's all it is. Yeah. We think it approach, man. It served me well so far. Hey, this is Christmas week. You guys don't anything for Christmas? No. No. Yeah,

what is going on these Cirola households? I'm hiding and trying to get rats out of my wall. You are hiding from rats from from from everyone. That's what that from family from friends from everyone. How many costumes do your dogs have? How many Christmas costumes do your dogs have? My dog doesn't have any Christmas costumes. No nobody's dogs. Nobody's dog has costumes. People have costumes for their dog. The dog does not choose to get the costume and own them like in a little wardrobe. Okay, if you want to argue some antics yes the dog does not own it's very important semantic very important okay we do not own any Christmas costumes

for my dog but we own I think he has like two Halloween we have two Halloween costumes for him he owns his Budwa yeah he actually does have have we talked about we have miniature furniture. No, I'm saying you he Gus has miniature furniture in his house I think it's small furniture like a that's Esther's thing right like a size couch Yeah, that was more that was more for the old dog Build all those small dog. Yeah, like a d van and stuff. Yeah, it was like a couch That's like this big and he would like sit on it. Yeah, it does is married Yeah, all right, what's that they shall come around?

She also likes like she likes miniature stuff because she likes tilt shift photography as well. Yeah, she loves doing that She does she doesn't anything where she takes normal photographs and then in post like in a Photoshop She took a different. Yeah us How does that work? She read some tutorial online, I don't know how I know any about Photoshop There's like some set of procedures, some buttons you click and you can do it It's very cool Yeah, you apply some kind of mask, I think that's it, you apply a mask There we go

That's something, right Matt? You know what? That sounds right Matt is hurting What is a mask in some of this? Some Russian. Kim Burns effects. I'm sure.

There you go. You've seen Tilt Chiff before, right? Yeah. Everything was like Mr. Rogers' neighborhood, basically. It was cool, like the first time I saw it, then it's got over you. Pretty much. Also, Instagram. Instagram.

Instagram. Instagram. Come on. What are we doing? Why do people use that? What is that? I mean, I think with the iPhones, so what do people are doing? Yeah, and they like make it look shitty.

They're like, oh, tiny. The thing that drives me the most crazy about that is most people will take the picture by default like that. So you lose the original. Like you don't have an original untouched version. I didn't know that that's how it worked. Yeah, you take the picture and the shitty effects are applied to it and that's how it's saved. You do not have an unaltered picture. Hmm. And it's what I'm saying.

You know, on the one hand, I'm going to say, yeah, that sucks because you don't have the original. And the other hand, I'm going to say probably the original you didn't want. Yeah. You know, because people take so many pictures nowadays. I mean, we're overloaded with pictures. Yeah. You know, it's just crazy. I mean, pictures are out there.

We don't need to save every single one. What's the onion in your college humor that did that bit about? I mean, the fire getting started and they were able to track it through the 30,000 photos that were taken at the party. Yeah, they could recreate the fire in real time. It was to see her at the moment. Yeah, like people were tweeting from the stairs, but the whole home G fire. The home G fire leaving the party, Lyle. Time to update Facebook.

God, man. What do you want to do in Jack? You're the one asking about Christmas. So my sister just had a kid. and so I'm a brand new uncle Which is very very exciting blaze sky binnets, but straight spelled strangely though It's a BLA ISE so but I pronounce it blaze with his why do they do that? Why they're calling their kid blaze? Why not just give him the real spelling? I don't know I want to try to pretend like it's a real name or why not give him a real name? That's what I was gonna say No, I say he's an American

gladiator. He's got to be growl to be an American. No, blaze, blaze, American gladiator would be with the Z. Yeah exactly. He should. He should. He's that's so blasey. He does seem a little bit like, like blaze, like the way they spelled it. But I'm sorry, I don't mean to make fun of yours. No, no, you're young. That's great. So you're very proud uncle by the way, dude I love the kid. He's awesome. So yes You say yourself up for that. I know I just it popped in my an after I said that's terrible But yeah, so I think we're we're meeting up at my parents house up in like North Austin and so having dinner there We're doing dinner on Saturday nights. Just bla have a middle name? Sky. Blaze Sky.

Blaze Sky minutes. Sky now with me, yes. Sky with an E? No, Sky normal sky. Normal sky. That's Brooks's middle name. Brooks is my brother-in-law. So, Brooks, Brooks spelled, Brooks Sky minutes.

What a cue. V-R-A-U-K-E-S. All right. It's BRUC apostrophe. Brooks? Oh man, that drives me crazy. I mean, I'm not talking specifically about your kid. But my sister did the same thing when she had her kids.

Like, she gave them non-name names with weird spellings. I was like, don't do that to them. Don't do that to them if she did anyone's like, oh. That drives me crazy. Because these people are going to be adults later. Yeah. I think specifically about my sister's kids, and the awful names that she gave them.

Like, in the end of the fifth grade with that name, they might not make it to adults. So you know, it really limits the chance. At any time, I see someone's name that ends with an eye, like, like, Ginny or Kelly, or something like that. Always ends with an eye, it seems like, I don't know. That seems like a child's name. It's really fun.

Oh, well, they're mine. like, I can make my joke. That was what I was about to make when you went out the child joke. Uh, okay. We've got to remember what you're trying to think of what it was. Yeah. Well, I don't like it. Your name is Kelly with an eye or Jenny with an eye.

I was gonna say, I immediately find this person attractive. I don't know who it is. And you said it sounds like a kid. Sandusky. Come on now. Sandusky with an eye. What the fuck? Thanks, man. Thank you. I you to open it out at the end.

I didn't know what you're talking about. It's moving on. There's no need to dwell on that one. It's not a Penn State shirt wearing his shirt. No, learning. Oh, a shirt of ensue. Okay. So Matt, why did you end up going to UT from Georgia? All my families from Texas. And I just Oh lord, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no from SCAD over the years. It's just stopped calling it SCAD though. It's kind of gross. It is. Yeah. This is not SCAD. It's close though. Yeah. It's like I got a big piece of paper from SCAD.

Congratulations. But why, you wanted to get a Notre Dame, was it partially to get away from home base to get out of Texas? No, I just went to, I grew up in a Notre Dame family. I mean, just to make my dad went to Notre Dame and... Well, that's pretty much the end. You got to start tradition somewhere, right? And so, yeah, I always wanted to go. And then they sent us the bill and my family just couldn't afford to send me to college for $21,000 a year. Yeah, so my dad never went to college. Like, he barely got out of high school.

And so my mom went to Southwest Texas, which is now Texas State. And so they were very proud of me when I got to go to college. So my sister and I both graduated from... Wait, your mom... why would your mom be ultra proud? She went to college. Yeah, well... Yeah, but she doesn't have a dick. She assumed the worst of our son. Obviously. What?

You lost me there. Okay. Anyway. She went to Texas State and she probably got a few. No! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! No, I'm No! I'm sorry! We can't think of this! We can't think of this!

What the fuck? No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We can't. I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm really, really sorry. Wow.

Merry Christmas. I want to apologize to everybody. Everybody about that. Really? I want to apologize. To take to state. Students. I want to apologize to mothers.

Why don't I step into it? I'm really, really, really, really sorry. I'm really, really sorry. Why don't I step into you? I really, really, really, really, really, I'm really, really, really, really, this whole thing's been deal. Oh, no, thanks for going great. Oh, my God. Suddenly, I'm really, really, really, really, really, sorry.

This is why I do for living. I had to, I had to, I had to go there. I'm sorry. I really am sorry. I almost went in to podcast now. It's like everything else is going to be downhill for the rest of the podcast. Hey Gus, so Star Wars The Old Republic came out yesterday. Yeah, it's been fun.

Are you excited to play that a whole lot now? Yeah, I've been playing quite a bit. I can't even do it. How many times have we chosen my parents background? Do we want to know? Well, I mean, if you want to derail from your Your stellar older public conversation here right now, but so my dad went to Notre Dame and my mom went to Nazareth College And she actually went to the University of Toledo in Spain

Um, because she spent time over there and you guys know that do you know the background Jack, but behind my parents? No, so this is kind of this is a little out there. So my dad used to be a Catholic priest and my mother, I think he's only a father. My mother was a Catholic nun and I don't know I don't know that part. Yeah, so it was a pretty interesting it was a pretty interesting deal. And they always claim for years that they happen to me after they left what they call the community.

Uh, but I, I don't know if that's really the case anymore. I've learned some things from people who knew them when they left? What they called the community? What are the odds? I don't know if that's really the case anymore. I've learned some things from people who knew them when they were younger and they may have met while in the clonest scandalous. Yes. The odds seem very unlikely. Oh, come on. I mean, what they always said was that they were naturally attracted to one another because they had such a similar background, but that seems really convenient. I've never met an ex-none, and I've never met an ex-priest.

What's the point of being, is that a checkbox on e-harmonies? Yeah. Because maybe they should have had that. Yeah, the uh uh, it's supposedly there's no such thing as an ex-priest that all they can do is take away. You can't get beaten out? No, they can't get jumped out of the game.

Is that like the thing like people don't die at Disney World? Like, what are you talking about? Kind of. It's kind of hurt that? People don't die at Disney World. No, they don't die a disney world like what are you talking about? kind of. people don't die disney world. no they don't pronounce people dead at disney world. they take them off the premises to pronounce them dead. that's not I can I can't.

there's an interesting book called behind the map. what if it's not a person like movie Mulan? that's dead on arrival. they have a special minion in nurses outfit who follows essentially. He's just sleeping. Oh, it's old they get off the park premises. I would just hire incompetent doctors and don't get recognized death when they see it.

So John, his head's over there. But yeah, it's cool. Man, this reminds me of this guy I knew in LA Who was studied he was like this guy lived with and he was not very bright and he was always doing things to scare the hell out of me And the one of them was he was going to be a paramedic and he was just so dumb I was like afraid for anyone who ended up in his care and He went to study and he came back telling me about the five signs of death.

He was like a chart like that. If you would give a child. Yeah, yeah. I think it was with like pictogram. Like he had, he told me like, if you want to be a paramedic, the first thing you have to learn is when you come across an accident scene

what the five signs of death are. And one is headroom from the body. That's just obvious. You know, no head, you know, that person's dead. It's good, you know, and second one was all burned up. It all burned up. It makes sense. If they're all black, not a black guy. You know what I mean? All black. I'm like, I get to get it? You're saying? You have his all burnt up. All burned up. Then not probably not live with him for. The third one was blood on the outside of the body. What? All the blood.

Yeah. But for some reason he was specific like, it's not, it wasn't like, he's been bleeding heavily or something. There's a pool of blood. It's like, no literally all the blood has been vacuumed out and is that starting your body? I'm just gonna jar or jar is it weird is? It's in your neighbor Under dashboard And I came in I can't remember what the last two were I didn't get more than a thousand years old

I didn't you're gonna need to go take the class? Bernie can you look up five signs of death? You know I think we're getting a Jackie Chan movie It's funny that we make his underbutt But I remember reading a few years ago that that's actually a chronic problem in hospitals around the US is People being misdiagnosed as dead when they're not really dead and like the American Medical Association having like a problem needing to retrain Doctors and nurses about how to identify dead people Wow really? Yeah, it's the list. I found the list. You found it really? Yeah, it's for it's for

Irreversible death irreversible death number one. It's like a Dungeons and Dragons thing cannot cast resurrect Negative 15 hit points So the first one is Decapitation the cavitation there you go burned down recognition there you go. I'll burn it up Post-mortem levity when the blood stops flowing and The Latin term is liver mortis or blue death blue settles in the lowest parts of the body Liver mortis or blue death blue settles in the lowest parts of the body the other one is post mortem rigidity and The fifth one is decomposition of course six is your mummy

You love attack Oh man, so this is so the blood outside of the body won that must have been him saying that the post-mortem. He was at the living, I think. I don't know what else he threw in there. I was speaking to blood outside the body. Is anybody in here watching Dexter? By chance? Bell. Now seeing the first two episodes. They just had the season finale for the season was pretty good. You know, like every, like that, always ends with a cliffhanger, and it's like, I don't even have to wait a whole year. And they certainly did that. Every season of Red versus Blue, but yeah.

Exactly. It's a great device. We should stick with it. Absolutely. You should use that sometimes. So you had a big cliffhanger for Dexter? Yeah. And do you know how long Dexter will last?

I think they've signed on for two more years. I don't know if that's like they're ending after two more years, but I think I know they've got two more seasons like in them So what's gonna happen when Dexter's off and breaking bads over and all the good shows are gone Dexter is an HBO show correct Showtime showtime. Okay, and so man. I mean amc's going nuts. They have walking dead mad men and breaking bad the crazy thing to me I already got the idea when you think about that versus stuff that's on HBO now, like for a while it seemed like HBO had all the big marquee shows, like when the sopranos was around. Had the only ones.

Right. Yeah. And now it's like what does HBO have like hung and yeah, borderline, like that's a big one. Like how to make it in America? That's actually pretty cool. Yeah, I mean, those are okay, but you can hear about them in the same way that you're trying to make. Not like the sopranos, but it's like an addiction for people.

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man, did you see the the digital short with Was Steve Bouchimmy the Batman one? No, the sounds hilarious pretty great. It was uh... with stebu shimi the batman one no the sound so there is pretty great it was uh... uh... yeah stebu shimi was uh... Gordon can't and lieutenant Gordon or inspecting mission or going to court i guess at that point anyway it's it's funny now it's pretty awesome so uh... i didn't catch this week but it was uh... actually jimmy foul on us

this week they brought back an old wow he looked at the camera laugh for 90 minutes that's like all times at the camera and laugh for 90 minutes Character the whole time did Horatio Sands come out of retirement Horatio Sands did come up for at least one skip that I remember did they do like the the stoners and the college dorm room one? No, okay, that was on my favorite ones. They did you a Christmas song? Yes, I forget they wouldn't know that's where Horatio Sands Did you see the Sarriot live Christmas card that they released? Yeah, it was pretty funny was the fun? Oh? Did you see the Sarangalay Christmas card that they released? Yeah, it was pretty funny. It was Stefan.

Oh, at least that I thought that was someone on the internet hadn't written. No, I think that was like the official SNL Christmas card. In a Norman Rockwell painting. Yeah, Stefan. Stefan, who is. But uh, didn't speak on a Sarangalay live kick. Did you see the music video that the Sarangalay writers made

at 4.30 in the morning? I think we did see. Did you see portion of it? Well, we're talking about that. The thing that was most interesting to me about that was like how to count their offices. Yeah, yeah. I don't know like it six people in their what's new Yorkers closet. Yeah, I was it. Okay, this is terrible. It's either either sit at a live or studio 60 on the sunset strip that someone mentioned one of the writers

mentioned they could reach with like if they held pencils in their hand, they could touch the four walls, like sitting in one spot, they could touch all four walls of their office. And this is like a main writer on the show. And I don't know if that's made up or if that's real. So, figures don't need a lot of room. The writing. Fuck. What did you do to laptop?

Dunder. You put him on a toilet. Did a pencil in the room be good? I know we used to joke. So we were sitting in the largest room in the office that Bernie used to spy on himself. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. So you don't need a big room.

That's cool. This is for business. Right. It's just stacking. We put you in Gus' closet. It'll be great. Put you under the stairs. When we were in the space.

When we were in a laptop. When we were in a laptop. When we were in a laptop. When we were in a laptop. When we were in a laptop. When we were in a laptop. When we were in a laptop. When we were in a needed. They wanted to have so many toilets we joked for a while that we should just make some desks that instead of seats they just have toilets. And there's some employees who just sit on toilets all day to work. I volunteered. Of course I did. But the requirement got dropped. We didn't have time nearly as many toilets as well. I haven't noticed you like like used to the later the day was the

furthest like slouch near seat you would get. So the point you were you were almost laying on the floor by the end of the day. Yeah, you've gotten better about that no he hasn't no no I haven't seen it as much lately are you actually doing well I get's because I'm standing up a lot more I'm having to go upstairs with a bullpen to deal with those idiots all day long I've got some slouch so far to chair it's like his butt is off the chair and his shoulder blades are on the bottom of the chair yeah no no no really I'll put the small of my back on the edge of the chair like the front edge of the chair right there so my butt is off. Yeah, yeah, and you're like sliding down your chair It's not really slouching. It's like he just can't maintain a sit

It's just gravity's winning I can't I can't fight it anymore in the battle in the great battle of Gus versus gravity gravity wins Slowly over the day. No, you get the bullpen. We have the dungeon now, too. Yeah, we have too many people working here We got a start cutting back. Yeah, sure. Maybe we should just not fix the gate. We had a problem. We had problems with the gate, you know, yeah, just don't fix it. And people go and drive up and they can't get in and start, no, just keep going. Maybe we can't just move the company and just leave like a map. And then like, you can't find it. It's just a clue. And then I think I figured out the clue. A map to another map. Yeah, we had an unusual problem this it. It's just, you leave a clue. And they get figured out the clue. A map to another map.

Yeah. We had an unusual problem this weekend. It's something that we never, I don't know why, we never really considered when we built out this building. You know, Barbara started last week. And over the weekend, she was here in the office and she decided to use a blow dryer on her hair. And she plugged in the blow dryer, started blow dryer hair

and tripped a breaker that took like a lot of our central networking equipment down. Our servers, our video servers, for the office, because we never thought anyone would try to use a fucking blow dryer in this office. Right. Well, how much power does a blow dryer do? Blow dryer is a high average. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, so we have the heat. Yeah, we have like the circuit for his closet with the servers in it is on the same circuit, circuit breaker as the outlets and the GFI plugs she's that's in there and also those lights and the fans yeah all the one circuit so clearly the lesson to learn here is don't hire women the blood of the other other thing that blows out the circuits in the vacuum cleaner. Yeah, we had We had the problem, you know, before we came in and like started making this place clean and one to look nice

I actually had to get that was too far I had to get gaffers taping cover up that that outlet that they were using for the vacuum cleaner It doesn't happen again. Yeah, you can money to tear down the wall You don't need this anymore. It was fun because we actually went through and we would determine the amperage of every single thing that we were using. When you say we mean gust it. No, I can't. Gus and I get together. Oh, you know, well, I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've

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This is your health advisory of the day. So you guys know what a netty pot is It's one of those pots where you run the water in your nose and it runs out there. And people use it because it's holistic and awesome to clean out your nasal passages. Okay. Okay. Well now these netty pots are linked to those brain eating amoeba's because they introduced the water straight up your nose. Oh. You know those ones that get in warm water lakes. Yeah. When you're gonna like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So people are getting these now from the Netty Pots,

so they're shoving water up their nose. Well, that scares the fuck out of you. That's super holistic, right? And I have another organism in your head. This is idiotic. Exactly. How is this gonna affect British stock price? Is Britain making those Netty Pots?

No, they make the filter. Now you're even running your water through the filter before you put it up your nose. Does it catch a virus? Does it catch a virus? Does it catch a virus? Does it catch a virus? I don't know. With the South American Lake Water.

Including possibly. It's not sound like they get them in like Travis. Dude. Anywhere like below, I think like the, with the Bible belts like with that, get in that temperate area. Never heard of these? No.

It's fucking horrific. That sounds scary. Like each brain, like it gets up your nose in your brain and it just starts eating your brain and judging. No, there's some creatures on this planet that just like, they're made to terrify you. Like those little worms that will go up your swim trunks and it into you, have you heard of those things?

Oh yeah. Yeah, that's a fish. Not a worm. Oh, is it a fish? That's even worse. With like the spines. Yeah. So they can't come back up backwards.

You're talking about the fish that swims into your re-through, like you pee. No, let's be honest here. It swims in your dick hole. All right. Thank you, guys. Thank you for me., let's be honest here. It swims in your dick hole. All right. Thank you, Gus. Thank you for me. That's the medical term.

Let's illustrate this. There is a thread that will swim in your dick hole but your administering. It swims fine so it can't be pulled out. I was pretty negative. Oh, yes. You are correct. Dicol, it's like a term.

Why does that thing exist? That is the common vernacular. Like, that makes me question God. Like, what, what, what, holy being would ever let something like that exist on a planet? I would be so if people didn't go swimming What would the special you like the what else does this fish do when it's not swimming in the dicks? No, I think it's right I can't be that many dicks in the water for the

What when it's waiting Fish Dicks today We slow dick we I haven't seen dick I'm gonna look at Google and see what I'm like complete for me Fish Swims is it if they swim up I'm feeling lucky

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Allegiance. Allegiance. Allegiance. Allegiance. Allegiance. Allegiance. Allegiance. Allegiance. Yeah, go ahead, pee. We're totally cool. They're like cabbage, I can pick it up like twirly and they're must-stack. Yeah, go ahead. I'll just hit the corner and watch. Oh.

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. No, it's just a fish. There's no dick or anything. There's no fish hanging out of a dick or oh God that would be terrible. Oh, who's that guy at the top? That's not. Oh, yes. One hour now you think he's had it. You just said they're smiling. It's a Wikipedia thing. Why are they doing that? Are those centimeters? I think these are inches.

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your logical surgery to remove the fish from the body. Oh my God. Sounds like an assortment. Oh my God. Whoa. Moving on, moving on. Man, it's possible. It's the least possible. It took two hours to remove the fish from his dick hole.

Wow. Another report from French naturalist Francis de Castanue in 1855 relates an allegation by local arague fisherman saying it is dangerous to urinate the river as the fish springs out of the water and penetrates into the urethra by ascending the length of the liquid column. I think it's like a thinnest old king. Yeah, that that seems ridiculous. There's just so that people wouldn't piss in the water they were drinking. Probably so.

It's like how we keep all the pools going to turn red. Yeah, I was about to say, did you get that same thing told you? There's never could. If you're peed in the pool, turn red. Do they exist? No, it doesn't. I've heard that that's just me I'm eating the pool is walk up next to it. I'll admit it. I piss in the pool all the time

Really? Yeah, why not I want to get out of the pool. Why do you there? Where we gonna get? Yes, you're gonna get out of the pool So you think about peeing the pool with Joey strange is like somebody somebody said this to me was like It's okay to be in the pool that it's okay to get out of the pool stand on the edge of the pool And yeah, it's really just put it in perspective. I mean if she's hot somebody doing that What is wrong with you? You're going to fucking trail And that's Gus for you. I'm not pulling my dick out underwater and piss him. No, that's not classy Yeah, totally different so different Why see going up my stream

I got in the water. Why is he going out my stream? Yeah, man, you know what? Joel never finished a story about the how they get the snake out of the pool. He said he took off running and left his snake is an expensive animal. Well, he's left his brother there with the snake. Oh, yeah, I would say the fire call problem. Did you in the linked up when he told that story? Did you put up links to images of snake poop? Yes, I did. Horrifying. Horrifying. Really just made me think of your own talents. No, fine. Don't say poop is that happens in life, baby. Yeah, it's like being in a pool. So, research was lucky enough to be nominated for three different IAWTV awards. What does that say for? International Academy web television, which I am a part of, which is the worst name ever. I don't know why you would name what we do on the web as television. It's not television. No. Anyway, so we got nominated, but we're very, very honored to receive three nominations. One was for best animated series for

Red vs. Blue. Red vs. Blue. I blinded them for show. I thought they were mad at us. No, then we won our nominated for best hosted series, parentheses taped for immersion. And then an individual award for me for best host for immersion. So we're going to be heading to the IAWTV awards in Las Vegas, January 12th, January 12thth which is happening during CES it's a part of CES it's a part CES they partnered with it CES being a the consumer electronics show here's what here's what makes it actually a little weird this is where it gets odd is and I thought about bringing this up when they

said they partnered with CES but they made the announcement and it all seemed very cool and awesome there's another award show that takes place during CES it is and it is the avian porn show that takes place during CES. It is. And it is the AVN porn awards, which takes place at the same time. So as opposed to the AVN humanitarian awards? Exactly right. It's opposed to those. It's called AVN awards.

The AVN Literary Club. Yeah, so we're on the same night, I think, as the AVN awards. I'm looking it up. Which makes me now even, I don't want to go to our awards. I want to go to those awards Is it think it's a mandalay? Oh, there web pages so much better than our web page. Yeah, wow No, it's the it's the 21st at the rock so it's a week later. Yeah, okay Apparently it's sexy as hell Sexy as hell. Yeah hosted by Briollson and Seni Leo

That's one of the Charlie Sheen girls right yeah nice Charlie Sheen girls who Brioleston was was it on sunny Leone okay I think or Leoni depending on your pronunciation it's not the important part wait so what do I I stepped away for seconds are we going to porn awards no so the IWTV awards are on the same oh no they're not though apparently they're the the same time frame as the ABN Awards in the same town So you'd be dumb not to stay so when people are accepting your awards we should not yell take your top off We should not yell that okay, just to make sure unless it's Freddy W Hi, shit. I don't even know like so we're just a lot of the super popular YouTube stuff

Doesn't really qualify to be nominated because it's not a web series right? isn't really qualified to be nominated because it's not a web series. He made an awesome battlefield 3 commercial that they really last week I'm sure. With the dudes from quarter original. Yeah, yeah. There's a big goal. He was also in Chuck recently too. Fredy W had a cameo in Chuck. Really? That's cool. So I had before. I think my bitter voice, my bitter internet voice. It's great. It's a lot like your JB voice.

Yeah it is. Well, JB's bitter at the world. Whatever. Brandon wanted me to mention also that the Red, Versa-Blue season 9 soundtrack is available for download in iTunes. Oh, good for them. We mentioned the Rage Quit shirt, right? No.

Oh, we have a Rage Quit shirt now. Why is it like that? Well, you mentioned a shirt earlier in the, or I think you mentioned a shirt earlier. I mean, you're a podcaster. Talk about taking off a shirt. No. OK.

Hey, we have a Rage Quit shirt. And we have the Cinnamon No shirt. We have a new shirt coming, which have they recorded your video? In which it's a shirt. The. Okay. Hey, we have a rage quit shirt and we have the cinnamon no shirt. We have a new shirt coming which have they recorded your video. Video has been shot. Everything comes out for a few weeks. Yeah, you mentioned that the shirt last time the podcast and show me the image of it and I I can't wait to get on Twitter. You also mentioned the podcast. Did I? Yeah, and I showed you the image. Yeah, yeah, I got showed me. That thing is awesome. I'm having I'm having Twitter issues. I'm having Twitter difficulty

Below with Twitter like sometimes I like it sometimes I don't like it. I'm like I've reached a point. I don't think Twitter is very Manly for lack of better term. I will write tweets and like I'm not posting this Yeah, and I don't want to talk about yourself. Yeah, it's just like I'll get in those like those runs like I was watching football yesterday And I was like tweeting during the football game because I was just watching the game on myself So I was kind of Twitter kept me interested so you decided to bother everyone else in the world You can unfollow if you if you want to someone actually gave me shit about these ago This is boring as hell. I'm like them unfollow me. Yeah, there's a problem That's why I unfollow Joel is good at one time you got drunk on a plane in Vegas and just was tweeting like every 30 seconds before we got on the plane

I was like is fuck that by Joel. I don't follow Joel anymore the result really yeah, that's that's your terrible friend Well, you're just missing out on you're just missing out on his a terrible friend for for making all those awful tweets Old and money that's all he's having to be on Twitter. So yeah, he does retweet a lot of like weird speculative investment firms it's's strange. It is strange. Speaking of strange Kim Jong-il died He did that's crazy. I love the North Korean press. I love them. Did you read how he died? Yeah, how he died Yeah, the North Korean press he died from overwork and dedicating his life too much to the people. Well certainly I'm actually I'm hoping now that he's dead that we're gonna see his movies. Like somehow his movies will come out.

Did you ever see that? Yeah, did you ever see that vice documentary where they go to the movie studio in North Korea? No, it's good. They, like, there's a whole things about the guy and his trip going into North Korea and they will not let him go to the movie studio and he just asking and asking and finally,

they take him to the movie studio and show him all of Kim Jong-il's work and I'll put a link in the link dump and I'll send you the, so you can watch.'ll send you the so you can watch you have the right people to bribe in order to take them there Oh, yeah He has to buy a North Korean suit and go to like a statue of Kim Il Sung and like put flowers down and like bow and be respectful And then they agreed to take him to the movie studio because he did that. It's like we it's like a video game It's like what do I have to do to like advance to get my objective? It's like all these weird things you have to get down.

But it was like video came out where it was like people mourning the loss of Kim Jong-il, and it's like you can almost picture the people behind the camera holding weapons at them, you know, telling them to like, Satter! Cry now! Satter! It's... It's crazy. Well, it's like, what was the thing that they got accused of in doing the Olympics?

They paid Chinese people to cheer for the South Korean athletes. North Korean athletes. Sorry, the North Korean athletes. So that it would seem like they had more people. Well, the big deal was they don't want people having the opportunity to escape or defect. Right. So they couldn't let them out to write or to see what the rest of the world is like. Yes.

And I was reading somewhere like during the the World Cup, this recent World Cup, like they wouldn't broadcast games live. They would only show games that they won and then like edited to make it look like that it's destroyed the other team. And so they wouldn't actually watch them like as they were going. That's crazy, man. You know, we just see what happens with that country in the next six months. I don't think much will happen.

I think it'll pretty much be the same. I mean, they've been setting up Kim Jong-un, his son for a while now. Not that long. Well, I think if anything, now is the time that you'll see a military coup. I mean, I've asked a dumb question, because it's not nearly on the same level, but it's for Dale Cash or dead? No. No.

He just retired and Rowe will took over? Yeah. Yeah. I didn't mean to look at you. I think he's supposed to be in poor health. I think some news came out about that recently and that he's actually pretty sick and supposed to die soon. Really? I think I've got to double check that.

Don't leave that with him. 80 years of smoking cigars. Is this finally catching up to him? No, the 100 red nose like, the average person in North Korea made $900 a year and Kim Jong-il imported $700,000 worth of Hennessy a year. Wow. Eventually they could have mocked, I think,

they wouldn't send it anymore. Hennessy a year. Well, you eventually could have bought off, I think, they wouldn't send it anymore. Hennessy did? Yeah. Why? The executive's a Hennessy like this, too, it's traveling. Yeah. You're really ruining your reputation. Where all the rappers can have thinking.

Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. All right. Political agenda. We need to wrap this thing up, because have a lunch we need to go hit up. We do.

Where are we going for lunch? I can ask that question. We're going to a space, right? We're going to space. We're going to space. We're going to space. We're going to space. We're going to space.

We're going to space. We're going to space. We're going to space. We're going to space. We're going to space. We're going to space. We're going to space. We're going to space.

We're going to space. We're going to space. We're going to space. We're going to space. We're going to space. because we did not inform the company very well in an official capacity that we were having a holiday dinner. I think you told people this morning, right? We were kind of like talking about it last week, and then I just, you know, You spoke up on everybody, yeah. You also failed by having a holiday dinner at 3pm. That is also true. We all did do that.

But I just felt like we have so many people now. We used to go to Fogo to Chow. It was awesome. For our holiday dinner. When we had like 14 people, that was kind of cool. When we have 28 people, that's like a new when we have 28 people that's like a new building basically let's just build a new building it's still that with food and building

gingerbread house we just hit the building with a crane with all the wrecking balls and the candy falls out and we fat and then you hit it and you have to fight carry for it so I don't so I have one more thing I need to talk about let's do it um hold on I get with my thing here. Oh, so Twitter, did you guys read the Twitter is now censoring people? Yes, I meant to bring that up. Yeah, what's up with that?

I guess people who talk about Occupy Wall Street too much, or that congressional act where people... Soba? No, it wasn't Soba. It was the other one where the military can detain US citizens. Yes. I forget what it's called, NDAA, I think. Right. If people talk about that too much,

the Twitter will suspend their accounts. Like, you just delete them. Delete their tweets, delete their account, they lose all the followers. Why? The reason they gave this one guy was you're annoying people, but you can't see anybody. I know what people are like. You cannot unsubscribe. Yeah. Unfollowing. Yeah. I guess like, I guess, like, I was he was adding people, then that could be it It's also one of the things like they're they're censoring like the trending stuff like the the occupy Wall Street stuff never ended up in the trending even though clearly was you know a lot of people out there Hashtagging stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I read that they had also deleted two or three additional people like that like it wasn't just one person that they had gotten rid of it was a couple

I'm trying to find the story here, but I can't I'll put in the link dump you'll be clickable right now. I think they also just got like 300 million bucks or something I got a pretty pretty That's like we're waiting it remember when like Remember when I came out like I see Q was run by someone in the Middle East There's a mirror billis is a new Israeli. Yeah, starting to get sketchy stuff. Yeah, I know what's up. What's up?

I see Q. That's old school. You remember I see your I see Q number? No. Yeah. 109 5175. I know a guy that still uses I see Q. Really? Drew.

I occasionally pops up from far. Yeah. Wow. He might not sell, but I mean, for a long time, he did. The National Defense Authorization Act. National Defense Authorization Act National Defense Authorization Act and the AA so that means you can just be arrested for being a person Right and doing stuff. I guess there's been an update since I read this story There was an update last night. He will apparently is his Twitter account was restored and he received the following message from Twitter support

Hello Twitter has automated systems that find and remove multiple automated spam accounts in bulk Unfortunately, Unfortunately looks like your account got cut up in one of these spam groups by mistake. I restored your account, sorry for the convenience. Please note that I may take an hour so for your follower following numbers to return to normal. Sounds like backpedaling. Yes, it does. Oops. I mean, that sounds like total backpedaling bullshit. Classic corporate thing corporate thing of oops we got caught. Yeah kind of the thing It's been fine, but people made a big deal about it. So I'm sorry. I didn't think I did caught Some asshole in front of the judge. Sorry. I got cold. I Written I really think we're apparently you have to write apology letters as part of your rehabilitation in the British Penal system is like 12 steps. Yeah, yeah So they so the guy had to write and he wrote how he wasn't sorry. I may have delivered it to the victim. Wow.

It was theft. It wasn't like any kind of violent crime or anything. But yeah, it's like, I'm not sorry. Stole your stereo on your car. You were stupid and lunch or car and locked. That's my fault. Or if I can get a note from that dick bag, they stole all my stuff.

Did you get any of your stuff back? Yeah, I got some of the stuff back. But he's still, I never got my big computer back, which had all my like video files that I've been working on for years and years, I did get a laptop back. Yeah, it just date from 1986 in the previous Haley's comment. Digitized and stored there. All your alerts for when to call the lady.

Alright, I gotta go. Alright, let's wrap this up. Alright, Merry Christmas everyone. Happy holidays, that's what I'll go with, let's wrap this up. Merry Christmas everyone. Happy holidays is what I'll go with. Okay, thanks for listening. Merry Christmas. So, lately I've been playing... ...

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