Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #146

Episode Date: December 28, 2011

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, streaming now, only on peacock. Ooh! Ah! Here's the drunk tank, podcast, by James Lombier and Hatchy Testaments. Don't tank, podcast, isn't tank, but sometimes drunk. It's got different Augusto, Matt, and Griffin, and Jack is the man. And Brandon's not a stupid as it sounds It's the drunk tank podcast about gamers go and strip cups and computers and stuff like that Joint tank podcast, okay

Um, I Brandon is not a stupid as he sounds. I disagree with that Jack is the man and Brandon is not a stupid as he sounds I do not agree with the message portrayed in this theme song. Oh, that would never have happened in any podcast. Oh god damn what a good song dude. No, it's fun. Who was the user that sent in that? Organized. Organized. Organized. You never seen your UNC Middle T-shirt. I got to give my life organ, Organized. What's that? You haven't seen that shirt? No, was that an old shirt? Yeah, it was like the You never see your UNC Middle T-shirt. I got to get my life organ organize You haven't seen that shirt. No, is that was that a little shirt? Yeah, I was like nobody's nerf rigged like that kind of thing I got to get or can his eyes or can his eyes bad spoilers of the world untie. There you go They're that kind of thing so ironic. Yeah, well damn. He that was good. I'm in a mood now before I was like

And I'm like hey For your voice sounds awesome today by the way. You like do You like, do I sound like Jack from Achievement Hunter? You've been awake for about five minutes at this point? Yeah, pretty much. So we kept trying to break into, we've been trying to record the podcast for like half an hour. We've been trying to get into the room to record, but Bernie's been asleep in the room. I'm really, I had my sad mat, and I sleep on on the floor right here. I had given up knocking on the door, and I told Jack what was going on and Jack started pounding on the wall

Just come in the fucking door. I don't want to deal with your sleep boner or whatever We don't want to come into a tensor anything like that. Give me a break On your own time. We'll figure this out anyway. So we're in now. We're doing the podcast. What's up, Gus? How you doing good? Good. We got I use you guys have called my phone too Yeah, I texted you. I didn't actually call. Yeah, that was knowing a shit. That's my phone. So I couldn't call I got to take that phone back Well, it's your phone in here because bring it doesn't have a phone Yeah, it's just been part of the whole shuffle. Jesus. I have moved offices

And so I'm in the place where we normally record the podcast now. It's your bedroom now apparently It's not listen dude that ass. I saw you for breakfast me a breakfast I was listen to my voice. I'm a little under the weather, but I took a little rally nap So we got Bernie Jack Kerry and Gus in here today. What up? Yeah, we're gonna talk about stuff So listen, I gotta go get somebody since we're talking about people that sound alike. I just gotta go do this I'll be right back you guys talk amongst yourself. So guess how much Star Wars have been playing lately? Quite a bit I finally finished chapter one of my of my class quest. Yeah yesterday man I was I was trying to beat it not last night but the night before I was trying to beat this class

class and I couldn't I couldn't it was really hard and I realized that I was just super drunk beat this class class and I couldn't, I couldn't. It was really hard and I realized that I was just super drunk. Like I could not beat the battle that I needed to beat. So like I just went to sleep, really angry, and woke up the next morning. Whatever the mechanical. It was super easy to get through. I did it like in one shot. So okay, you beat your class class that's what around like 32, 33 something like that. Early 30s. Okay. Yeah. So I just did 28 last night after doing like a whole crap a little questing on a tattoo. It's fun. So, you know, interrupting our old Republic talk here for a second. Bernie went and grabbed Ryan. Hello, Ryan. It's up right. Ryan, Ryan, you've never been on the podcast before. Have you? I've barely been here at all. Yeah, make sure you get right up on the microphone. Okay. All right. No, no, no. Yeah. Ryan was working for a long time for achievement hunter, but he was working remotely. Yes, he did it Ryan runs our game fails channel, which is our fun

Our enjoyable stuff Nothing all the stuff we do is the fun stuff So I wanted to bring you in here for just a moment first of all to introduce you to the audience Secondly because I have a throaty voice today because I'm a little under the weather Which makes me sound a little bit like Jack say hello Jack hello Jack. Okay, so there's something that I didn't know that Ryan could do And he does very well which is he can do a spot on imitation of you. Oh really really I can do your opening Oh, yeah, you're you're the one stuff guys Yeah, the one's okay, so do you think you can bust that for yeah, I'm afraid to top it up the mic here

But what's it gonna shot okay because I have to do it loud okay? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, you guys have got the level over here. Alright, right in the level. Alright, good for it. What's up guys, this is Jack and Jeff from AchievementHunter.com. That's all right. I'm gonna want some guys so firmly. That's all right.

I just wanted to bring Ryan in and have him do that and let you know, Jack, you are fucking replacing him. That's what that comes down to. Your little opening is now. That's it. It's not unique anymore. You've been marginalized. No longer a trademark. Alright, yeah that might be some kind of infringement I don't know yeah I don't know if you can work in the office anymore we have to have you go and rode

in I'm sorry you already made me sit in the other office that's true you already satellite from us yeah right right it's in the cool office me and Adam dude so I don't know how this happened so Jeff and I have shared an office ever since we've been in ever since we've been in this building every now it's gonna have their own office and now we have michael in there to guss now has to people in his office with him there's like twenty people upstairs in the pit somehow monti has like tripled in space the amount of space that guy has he

got this ridiculous monitor arm and has like four monitors on it. I had to put an extra video card in his computer so that he could have four monitors. He can run the Death Star from his desk. It's insane. Like the whole thing ever. He really is.

Monty's desk area now is a good half of our building. How did he manage that? I could also add. He's got that ridiculous monitor arm with four monitors. And then he's got two additional monitors and a TV As well right there. You do a complain a lot look. I share my option that enormous printer over there. Oh you boo You don't hear either of us. You do the conference room. Which one do you use a big spoon? That thing gets warm dude

You run enough pages you that thing to the color mode. I think we get a little hot You can notice in that laser dust when you're trying to sleep. You know, I worry about the laser dust. You know what he's talking about? Yeah, we talked about it on the podcast. We talked about this like on podcast two, I think, or three. Probably so. Yeah, and that's because we read that art out of your memory.

This, we read that article and that's back when you and I sat next to each other. And the printer was right between us. And they're like, we both read it at the same time, looked at each other and the printer started printing it That is it for the first time ever I saw the particulate that article was talking about coming out of the printer It looks like like that fake steam, you know, it looks like phony steam movie but it's black ever since I heard that I I say thanks to the printer upstairs every ever since I heard that I hold my breath when it prints Because I don't I don't think it works either. But I'm not right.

It's getting you nose. No, don't tell me that. You can't. I would have loved using Kerry like working in the coal mines. It would be 1800. Because he'd be like, chip, chip, chip. Run back to your old age. And he's fine.

As long as I'm holding my breath, when I'm actually chipping away at the coal dust, then it's totally fine. This sounds totally like it worked. I gotta say, you look so young too. You look like one of those kids that could have been in one of those photos with the black faces and you know with the sweater on the ice. Alright, because you're in the room, but so Bernie just offered Kerry to go to Vegas. Hold on, I was saying a four-star conversation.

Let's let Ryan go back to work. Ryan, thank you. Ryan, thank you. Ryan, thank you. Ryan, thank you. Ryan, thank you. It was also very appropriate that you guys were talking about Star Wars because he looks like someone from Star Wars.

I was dressed today. I would have said Firefly. Yeah, I see a brown. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that. Well, isn't Firefly really just based on Han Solo? You look very Han Solo today, right? Thank you. You need dual blasters. All right, so before you left the room for a second, but anyway, Bernie offered Kerry

to go to this event in Las Vegas next month. If I can get a ticket, I think. If he can get a ticket. Okay. So, here's my thing. Kerry is only 20 years old. And going to Vegas before your 21 is like, basically like a hot chick kicking you in the nuts.

No, it's like, wow, that's amazing. Oh, God, that sucks. You can't do shit in Vegas unless you're 21. Oh wow, that's amazing, because the girl's hot. I wanna make sure I'm understanding the analogy. So, yes, because the girl's hot. But if you're under 21 and you go to Vegas, like I'm thinking about, I never thought about this before.

Are the building hot girl? Who's the hot girl? Are the elevators like in the opposite direction as the casino? Can you even get to the hotel portion? Stop talking about the elevators. Who's the hot girl? Who's the hot girl that's kicking carrying

all the positions? She's a live-rooted girl, don't worry about it. I'm gonna say, call back reference. No, you can, you get like, so from what I understand, you're not even supposed to walk through the casino. Right. No, you can't. I mean, they're obviously going to have to because it's not like, I mean, pretty much they've

set up, set up now where you have to go through the actual casino floor to get anywhere in any of those places. But you're not supposed to hang out. Like you're not supposed to, like, hang around and stuff. But you see, like, parents walking with kids and stuff. So essentially, Bernie would have to be Carrie's parents in Las Vegas and hold his hand whenever they go somewhere. Thanks for the-

There you go. I gotta print it with somebody. I think that's gonna be my mobile printer. I think that's mean to invite someone to Vegas for the minute. I just have three DS. I have a green of time. I'll just sit in the hotel room.

I'll play. Jack, tell me what you're doing. You can do that. Why would you waste money? Okay, anyway, I'm just pissed off. I'm not gonna go to Vegas. I was gonna say, what's meaner to ask a guy who's under 21 to go to Vegas or to ask him in front of somebody who's not going?

Yeah. So, I apologize. Dick. I, I, do you know why I ask Carrie to go to Vegas? No. Because his, the show that Carrie works on is nominated. Yeah. So.

Carrie's, Carrie is left. Carrie is like our Swiss army knife for production. But he does a ton of stuff So it's like a ton of stuff. So what would be Carries toothpick that you lose? Carries 3DS stylus By the way people in Switzerland if that really is the official knife of the Swiss army They have small fucking fingers. They do I love how they play that joke on you

There's the knife that's impossible to pull out and they put like that little divot where your fingernail supposed to go Fuck that divot dude. I have been so many fingernails back on that thing Just get a switchblade switch army. I get with the times and push a button for christ sake They've got fat American fingernails. Yeah, we need giant grooves to dig a hard nose I have man hands. I have I have a working man's hands Hold on saying I got to print something So anyway lost Vegas you guys going in a few weeks and I hate you for I'm going twice in jaylor I once again, I I don't know how he did it. I now have another month of almost non-stop travel

I don't know how it happened. I don't know So I'm bringing the twice the Vegas boohoo. Yeah, once over New Year's too. Oh, that's the thing is that faith is like she set up a meeting January 2nd in Vegas. How do you go to Vegas January 2nd and not go for New Year's? How do you do that? You leave on the second the morning of the second or the or the afternoon of the first?

See, I should have had you there on a book and tickets because I couldn't see that. I said, oh, we're going the second, so I have to go to the 31st. It's included. You have to. Have you ever been, have you ever been to a big city at New Year's, anybody in the room? A big city.

Well, I mean, like, like, we had to live a little bit. A big city. I was like, you know what I'm talking about? Like, New York or like, you know, somewhere that celebrates, celebrates it upright for you. I went to Vegas for a while. I always celebrate New Year's Hors-Hot-Olly.

I don't celebrate it upright. That's right. Did you live in small city? What's like, you don't want to get too excited, so. Living in a little small town life with your small town New Year's. But the turn of farm. Exactly. So you went to Vegas for New Year's Eve? Well, here's my logic.

Back in 1999, the theory that the world was going to end. Well, the power was going to shut down. In my 10 years, no. Parents may have told you about this when you were younger. Oh, that was very scared of it. How old were you in 2000? Well, you were born. 91.

Wow. You were nine. Yeah, I'm really great at math. I'm so good at it I'm terrible so this little balance. So I was so I thought if I'm gonna be anywhere where the world is gonna end Especially envy a power outage and come on Vegas you debauchery capital of the planet Two of those lights all go out on the strip. You know people just go crazy Yeah trash cans and let them on fire all that stuff, but of course not that happened Yeah, you know it even if the rest of the world had gone to shit the one place that wouldn't have failed at

Y2K could have been Vegas Yeah, I bet more than any other place they're invested to make sure that shit keeps working So where does Vegas get its power to they get it from the Hoover Dam? I think so, yeah You know there's parts of this country that are major hydroelectric so if something really goes seriously wrong country that are major hydroelectric. So if something really goes seriously wrong, be in Las Vegas and the other place I read about is upstate New York, like the Niagara Falls Buffalo Rochester area, which is where I'm from originally, that if they'll never not have power because Niagara Falls is always going to exist.

Right? In theory. I saw a photo of a word froze one year. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, I was actually a photo where like there was no water running over it I that made in the same I don't know I think they do that occasionally they like shut off the falls Yeah, they can they can divert water. No, they can't I believe so yeah, I've seen like a black and white photo where there's no water going over the Falls it's trippy dude. Have you been speaking of no water? Have you been late Travis anytime recently? Yeah, it's creepy, man I mean you need puddle Travis dude like so my parents live out there. I went out there for Christmas and it was shocking. I've never seen the lake that low. I mean, it's like, there's just like, the marina we used to go to

when I was a kid is just like, it's dry. There's no water. Where's the boats? Then when they keep moving them, like out further and further into the lake. Right. The boats on the other side touch them. Yeah, pretty much. What did they do? Yeah. It's insane. We have a lake. It's not really a lake here in Austin. We call it Lake Travis. No, Lake Travis is a lake. No, it's not.

It's a river that's damped. It's damped. All the lakes in this area are just rivers that are damped. OK. It's the Colorado River. So I thought that was Lady Bird Lake. Oh, well, it's something. But I'm pretty sure Lake Travis is also a damped river.

Well, they're all damp, though. Here we go to Wikipedia. No, but it's a man-made lake. Otherwise, we mean they're all damn though. Here we go to Wikipedia. No, but it's a man made lake. Otherwise, we would just been a river that ran through there. OK. But a man made lake is still lake. And the Venn diagram of lakes. You think a Venn diagram?

What's on the other side? Lake and not Lake? Yeah, sure. What's in the middle? The intersection of green lake and not. You trust Venn diagram? What's in the middle here? No, I'm saying it falls entirely within Lake.

Like if you have Lake and man made lake is completely diagram, what's in the middle? You guys No, I'm saying it falls entirely within Lake. Like if you have Lake, it man-made Lake. It's a big line grab. What's in the middle? You guys are getting argument, then. Man-made Lake. Batten. You said that's the other side. Batten would be the middle thing.

No, sure. Because Batten would have to have the qualities of everything. It's man-made, it's a body of water, and I guess the other side of it would be warm. And the intersection of those three things, it's a batten. I don't know what's happening. That's true.

I can make it in my head, so. All right. Not man-made what's happening. That's true. I mean, I can make it in my head. So not man-made, but hot. That's a hot spring. You know, someone's gonna make this diagram. In the comments, someone's gonna work this thing out. We're building a D-shirt. You're correct. By the way, Lake Travis is on the Colorado River. Okay. You are you should be seeing what you are. I don't know. I don't know. You're that is L-S-R-A-S. Long River. You are a six-generated Colorado River authority. You come in here every day talking about how long you've lived in Austin. Six generations of your family.

Five. Five generations of your family. Didn't know that Lake Davids. The lake did not exist before 1942. Okay. So is either man-made or it was avoiding the war. And it showed up here. 4F.

So the Constitution of Home with the supply water. Lake Travis is a displaced Jew. That's what I built that venti-grant. That's what Lake Travis is. But Lake Travis School because there are parts we in Austin you can take part in lots of different cultures like whatever kind of life you wanna live, you go to the clubs every night, you can have a really horrible, lame,

dorky lifestyle like we have here. Playing 3DS at home. But I have whole groups of friends that all they do is they wait for summer and they go to the lake every day in the weekend. I don't understand that. I don't understand that boating culture. Have you ever been on a boat and gone out in the lake?

Ever? Oh, you have. Have you ever been in like Devils' Co? I was gonna say, have you been to Devils' Co? I have not understand that boating culture. Have you ever been on a boat and gone out in the lake ever? Oh, you have yes, have you ever been in like devil's code? I was gonna say have you been to devil's code? I have not I have not either and I live right there I think they filmed now two girls gone wild there probably at least one was filmed a devil's coat You can have a lot of fun going to devil's code You can have this much. Well, what's the age like where you can't go there anymore? Where it's like okay? You're that old creepy dude who go? Well, you can go cuz you know be like?

Girl keeping the balls can be like the DD Just hold your breath. Carry you'll be fine. I don't know. We will see it's it's a couple different things because you can be old enough to afford a really cool Boat and that's true and that's kind of ageless at that point. Yeah, I don't I don't know money buys your age there There's something about people when they get close to water they go crazy I don't know what it is they just kind of lose it a little bit I guess the feeling is like we're on the water so it's like the thing where you go out and a boat far enough you can gamble like nothing applies say anything happens a people culturally have I ever told you about the crazy boat I got on one time

oh no I'm just gonna let you talk okay I'm not say people's names, but you can infer who I was with okay well, we were we were out drinking one night and We're at some with some bar and this guy we know turns to me and goes hey Gonna go to boat. I was like it's like midnight. You know, it's come on. I know this cool party going on at a boat I was like okay We drive out because there's kind of a river that runs through this drive out to the river, and there's like this, it's almost like a two-story paddle boat, like giant, giant boat.

The paddle boat? Yeah, it's like docked on the side of the river. And we walk up and he's like, I know the guy who owns this boat, and we walk in, and the boat is filled with stripper poles. Yeah. And there are naked women at every one of them. And I was like, where the fuck have you brought me? And he goes, the guy who wants this boat owns a couple of strip clubs here in town. And this is just like his party boat. And it was like, how does one purchase a paddle boat? How does one buy that? I don't know. I don't know. The strippers give him the connection. Wow. Wow. So we're like walking around drinking

and there's these naked women everywhere. And after about, I don't know, 15, 20 minutes, our friend Trichromine goes, what was that? And I was like, what? He goes, we gotta go. I was like, what? He goes, we gotta go, put your drink down. Let's go right now.

He's like, what's going on? He goes, the boat just moved. He's going home. We have to leave. Otherwise, we're gonna end up at home with him Okay, so we like start running off the paddle boat and sure enough the paddle boat's been like unmoored from the dock And we're like running and having to like we had to jump off of the boat to make it back to the to the dock in time He's like right we would have been way the fuck down river if we had stayed on that boat So he was leaving to take you guys this guy this guy who has enough money to buy a paddle boat and fill it with naked women

He was gonna take you home Yeah, I guess he maybe he forgot we were on the boat or he was just drunk and that was it like he was done for the night So he was going home and everyone that was on the boat was going home with including all the strippers I'm just imagining a really rich dude dressed as Mart Twain drunk it shit about to drive a boat That's what I'm imagining when you say that That was like it was really an unusual experience and and I'm sorry that it only lasted like 15 minutes before the dude decided to go home. Oh, that's it, that's all you were there?

Yeah, we're at there very long at all. Well, now I feel compelled to know who you're talking about. I feel compelled to tell a story about that same guy anonymously. This was what we're talking about. This guy who took us to the boat full of, you know, paddle boat full of strippers. He one time told me a story about, he was driving, he has a gust of the boat full of, you know, paddle boat full of strippers. He one time told me a story about he was driving, he has a lot of money himself and he,

I think I was talking about that. A very nice BMW and he went out. It's not Joel, but. No, it's not Joel. Although it's your cell at Joe because he w� to be a BMW in that story. So he was out partying one night and he's telling me the story the next day and he lived in a gated community and the gate was closing as he was Approaching and so I thought I'm gonna make this

Gondit didn't even make the opening Ram into the side like the big stone construction of like welcome to you know, Shady Oaks somewhere the fuck it was Ram into that destroyed the BMW destroyed the gate all that stuff like what did you do? Did you a homeowner such are you gonna the BMW, destroyed the gate, all that stuff. Like, what did you do? Did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you,

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Yeah. Because I've been there. I've seen the gate and I've seen his house. And he's really close to it. Yeah, but the BMW in a plastic barrel and filled it with hydrofloric acid. Man, I haven't watched way too much breaking. Yeah, I'm going to say that's someone's been watching breaking back. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh, that's gonna be so gross. You have to keep in mind, that was a throwback to like, you know, season one type stuff. So like if you watch it in order, you're talking about this, this most recent season, like they bring out a plastic barrel and it's like,

oh, a couple times, you know what that is. But, you know, if you watch pretty much all them back to it, like how long was your span from start to finish when you started watching the show? I'm gonna say about a month. Yeah, and it was a good month. See, you're talking four years for me on that. Yeah.

So, it's like, it's like the self with the rice and poison. Mm-hmm. Oh, man, I spent four seasons that show is going, somebody take the fucking rice and I want somebody to die for the poison by rice and they drew that out forever, dude. Yeah. That is a, that is a really great show. Mm-hmm. And you guys were right. We've been harping on it for years. The floor season was tremendous and I'm glad that it won our junk tank awards are best show the thing about the fourth season and you watch you know You watched all very in a very condensed manner which which would be awesome

I wish I could have done that is it starts out as such a fucking train wreck and Like I know when you start that season you have no idea how it's gonna end because things are already just so fucked up and They that's really a great journey, but there's such like some great dark comedy in there too like a like gale right the In like the video they find of them and it's like like this is a weird shit We're just kind of pops up. I'm doing my best to be vague You can go to the AMC website and watch that entire video. That poor dude. Who is that guy? He's been in a bunch, he's been like a B character in a bunch of shows. He was in the office for an episode where he played like a, an accountants or something like that.

And I've seen him pop up in a few different things, but God damn, the season was so good. IMDB just recently put out some kind of list, which is essentially there. That guy list, which is all the character actors that you recognize, but you don't know their names. So I'm gonna be compiled like a top 100 list of those people. Steven Tobalowski, one of the top guys. He is on there. He is on there.

I think we talked about this just recently. Yeah, we talked about Tobalowski, yeah, specifically. Who have a career for being known? And there was another guy like that recently in a movie I saw. He's the guy in Major League, who is the one who like spits and Corbin Branson? No, no, no, no, he was like he's that weird really red neckie looking dude who he looks a little bit like Tom baringer Right Tom baringer grew up in like rural Wyoming. Yeah. Yeah, that guy like I saw him and like to it like two or three movies

I was that guy again like I don't know his name, but it's that guy So he I would hope you be on the back it's that guy again like oh I don't know his name but it's that guy so he I would hope it'd be on the back eyeless the back guy who is a series draw to does me yeah about that dude uh no no not him but that's also another that guy okay I was gonna James Gamin he's been in a ton of stuff I don't have a laptop in front of me so otherwise I would look it up right now oh yeah they're got Renee Rousseau's in Major League oh yeah she's Corbin Bernson's wife right yeah man Renee Rousseau's hot dude she. Oh, yeah, she's Corbin Bernson's wife, right? Yeah, man Renee Rousseau's hot dude, she's born in 54. Did you see the photos of Helen Mirren that came out recently? Oh, yeah In the bikini 66 year old bikini is still like it's like then just walked up and kick carry right in the balls

Yeah, there you go hold your breath. She looked great. Yeah, she looks really great. I like that good at 66 in the bikini Dude, you won't You will not You don't look looked at 66 in a bikini. Dude, you will. You will not. You don't look that good now in a bikini. Please make a photo of that for the LinkedIn. Jack in a bikini. That'd be the greatest thing you ever. But I would not be the greatest thing ever.

Man, I read recently that Chrissy Brinkley is almost 60 years old. And she looks fucking good, dude. She looks really good. Someone else posted on a Reddit they go, look at this lady, can you believe she's in her 50s or approaching 50 and I was like, wow, she's hot. Like nobody recognized it was Cindy Crawford. How do you got the point where you don't recognize Cindy Crawford? Well maybe people don't watch her rooms to go commercials.

I mean what she's been in, you know. Why? I don't know. She's not really relevant anymore. She's not in Pepsi commercials anyways isn't the early 90s one no but I'd say still I would I would recognize Marilyn Monroe I would recognize you know Bridget Bargo I would recognize you know maybe I guess there's some people I wouldn't recognize like I might not recognize me West if I saw a photo of her I think me like those people had more prolific careers if that makes sense.

Like what's in the cover known for like house of style and that damn Pepsi commercial in the Super Bowl? Well she was like the hottest person in the eight. Yeah she was a super model. Right but none of that stuff stays. Like there's no way to consume that anymore. Like at least Marilyn Monroe and Brigitte Bardot you could watch their movies still. She was in that time.

I never said she was. I'm Marilyn Monroe movie till I was like 25. What was that movie she was in with one of the Baldwin brothers? It was like Cindy Crawford and damn. What's that? Not hard to not hard target. I want to say the assassins, but that's not right either. It's two words like something fire. We're playing charades. Yes, Carrie. We're playing charades right now. That's Carrie. Do you know who Cindy Crawford is? Yeah. Who is Sidney Crawford? The Pepsi commercial.

No, you're so excited. The rabbit off what he said there. No, I mean, Sidney Crawford was in. The 90s, that was me. Your shaped body workout. Nice. Yeah, I'd send it to him by a free far way to see that. What's she known for?

It was like the 90s, I think. She doesn't even have that section like what she's known for on the thing here. I mean, God, there's not much in here. That's why I said the Pepsi commercial. Uh, the simian line fair fair game fair game. That's it. That's it. Fair game. Oh, there it is. She played Kate McQueen. I'm gonna take something right now. He's a cop on the edge. She's a woman with a dangerous secret. Who is it now? They're both dot, dot,

dot. Who is in that? It's uh... is it billy ballroom well you know okay uh... there was a initiative max krapatric great name there was a we were talking about the double dragon movie a couple days ago i think i was talking to a brand and i was talking to about that and it's uh... mark the cascos and robert patrick and

uh... one of the dudes from some other TV shows, the other brother. Scott Wolf. Scott Wolf, yeah. It's kind of weird. Like, Mark DeCosco is part of five, right? Yeah, like, Mark DeCosco's went on to host Iron Chef America. And uh... Yeah, how did you remember Mark DeCosco's, but not Scott Wolf?

He um, he also did this movie called like, I think Shadow of the Wolf or something like that, or Shadow of the... Alright, so it's sort of really badass bad ass like French action movie badass and I remember like I saw it like aine at cool showed it to me forever ago, and I thought it was really really cool brotherhood of the world brotherhood of the wolf I've seen that I forgot about that. Yeah, so I'm pretty sure it's French Yeah, that was really hit chill into slow motion. Yeah, yeah, it did it had a yeah This is a really great shot where it's like it's a cross-fade It's like a woman laying on her back and it cross-fades in the mountains

You have to imagine that in your head, Carrie. I know you're not 21 yet But yeah the boom cuz I wouldn't know that the boot drones. Thank you. So anyway That's that's one of those movies to check out you like impress your friends that you have a French action movie The I can't believe that movie so long. It's 12 to 22 minutes long What it's not a fool. Yeah, well, it's like 300 where if you just took out all this little motion It'll probably be like 45 minutes. Has anyone ever done that like, like, sped up 300 to a real time?

That'd be funny. That's a good question. Even that one shot, that one really, really long shot, where it punches out and punches back in, and yeah, you know, different levels, like just do that in real speed and see what it looks like. Constantly vary the frame rate, see it? Yeah. Might look like the moon landing.

That's a thing. That was fake too, right? What's now? What like the moon landing. That was big too, right? What's the moon landing footage? If you double the speed or half the speed, it looks normal. Like guys are jumping around in the studio, right? Yeah, that's what we missed. Mythbusters did a whole episode on that. Like all the different moon landing myths and stuff.

There's a photo where a rock has the wrong shadow on it, and everyone uses that. and then they were actually able to replicate it using one source of light, which would have been the sun, and we're able to pile up rocks in such a way that it made the same shadow. So yeah, it's pretty cool, let's get up to it. Well, what's the theory there? I mean, they didn't have computer-generated stuff

back in the late 60s when they're landing on the moon. Sick models, and so on. But why would a model have a fake shadow? I mean, it's so hard to say. Well, shadow? Well, they're seeing a different light source. They're seeing another light source accidentally popped in. Like when they lit the miniature. Oh, it's been bad. Oh, is that it?

Is that real speed? Yeah. So, so some already did it? They did a scene. It's not done very well. That's the scene I was talking about. That's the exact shadow you was talking about. Even then, that's still a little bit slow too.

It still looks cool though. See, that's it. Anyway, well, that'll be in the link. Yeah, okay cool. It's a lots of that's the thing is like it already exists So we should remake that video now that it already exists. Yeah, but right Man speaking of internet stuff if you guys been reading up on the whole ocean marketing with two T's Yeah thing you want to talk about that. It's impossible to to not have read that. God damn. That was a fun ride to watch. So someone's got to start at the beginning. Essentially someone pre-ordered an Avenger controller. What the fuck is an Avenger controller? First of all, it looks like a squid. It's a device that goes over the controller. It makes it so people who can't don't have very good control their hands can actually play an Xbox game or PlayStation right or I think so.

Okay. Yeah. And I guess this person had ordered it and they hadn't shipped in the time frame was supposed to they had emailed asking about it and they I guess it still hadn't shipped and he was kind of upset because now when people order it, they would get a discount and pay less than he paid and he still hadn't received his. And he wouldn't get his any sooner. Right.

So he got a very flippant response from someone who works at the marketing company for this controller. And the customer ended up forwarding it on. For some reason, I think he sees he gave from Penny Arcade. No, it was okay. There was a back and forth and the guy got increasingly kind of annoying and like frustrated they started basically bickering back and forth and then eventually the marketing guy name drops kotaku hygiene penny arcade a whole bunch of different websites and so this guy the kid responded and cc

like tips at kotaku and and mike it penny arcade a whole bunch of all the people name drop yeah he cc and let let them know essentially this guy is name drop in you and so then mike got into the fray and then everything blew up from there And so basically Mike essentially said if you guys are going to packs you no longer have a booth The guy said you don't know who I am. I know the mayor Boston and like I know I know the guy who runs packs You can't kick me out and meanwhile he's talking to one of the co-founders pinning arcade and and so Mike took it upon himself to post the entire email thread on pinning arcade and then it kind of exploded from there and so I love that the guys Twitter handle was ocean marketing misspelled yes and then I guess because of all the trouble

he got into he changed it to ocean strategy also misspell some spell really yeah strapped hard day I think this also sounds like brilliant marketing to me honestly yeah. Yeah, it sounds like the beginning of an ARG or something. Like, yeah, we did start out with this conversation but I had to explain what the Avenger controller is. Yeah. You know, I had not heard of it before all this mess. But, anyway, it was pretty interesting. And pretty much every single person he named

dropped came out and said this guy's an asshole and we don't want to deal with him ever. I don't know if he saw there was a story I could talk with yesterday where I guess they decided to type his email address in a Google to see what it called Yeah, yeah, and he had posts on like steroid user forums talking about how much steroids he'd done and like his mix and whatnot And they were like maybe he's just suffering from Roy DeRage Kotaku

Wow, did they really yeah, that's pretty fucking stupid to do that and they printed that. Yeah, well, it's it's a Google search Yeah, yes, but there's speculating is Roy Grage. Well, they they alluded to that just posted what It was just a copy and paste from the forum Let okay, I listen. I mean it was it was the guy was clearly in over his head especially with Mike That happens from time to time But I there's always been some of the internet, which I've never really understood, which is that mob mentality, that just a fervor,

that gets whipped up. Okay, that's great. I mean, it's enough, get this guy, this guy got fired from motion side, marketing or whatever, lost or contract with the Avenger, that totally makes sense. He did a bad PR thing. But man, the internet, unlike anywhere else in the world,

has the ability to pile on. It almost turns into like an elementary school playground sometimes. Maybe a P on Twitter saying, you know, talking, not saying, what's your opinion to this? What do you think? I think a guy is a shitty manufacturer of a... No PR. Whatever. Should he PR for a video game patrol?

That's what he thinks about it. You know, this stuff goes on all the time. Guess what? Don't buy from the guy. But like, going through and like, doing searches on the guy and putting and printing out like steroid Rory rage on the front page of Kotaku. That's not who cares Well, it's a that seems dumb to me so eventually the guy came out and he apologized or you tried to apologize

You did like the backhand apology thing like I was just you know, it was real busy I've had a hundred emails and it's really tough blah blah and And Mike on from saying arcade got an email from basically this guy apologizing and Mike pretty much came back and said look I was bullied throughout you know all like all of my childhood bounce around and so anytime I can get back at a bully I go full force and he essentially said he would like he would burn down his own website if he knew he could catch the guy in the flames

like so he's very anti-bullying and so he said something weird though he said that he realized he was the bully in this situation now oh did you really say that? Yeah, no look. I see it that way I like him a lot, but I mean there's there's times when you don't realize it, but you're you're the bully Yeah, I mean it's like okay, I you know, I get it I mean the guys the guy made a bad business movie did a terrible thing, but it's like at some point It's like okay, that's that is unto itself enough Yeah, you know, you mean this is the old phrase and for an eye. That's not like if you poke your eye out You have to poke the other guys eye out. That's not what that means. That means the punishment for what you do

It's supposed to be like a metering of justice in other words that like okay, you lost your eye We're not gonna cover guys head. We're gonna put the guys eye. I mean, that's like it's an eye for an eye It's even you don't go beyond up above and beyond and this thing It's sending with I've never understood this. And I know I'm not going to be both, neither of these sentiments that I'm making here are going to be popular. I have never understood the internet's obsession

with the Church of Scientology. I've never fucking understood it. And it's like even anonymous, whoever one seems to love on the internet started to basically harass the Church of Scientology. It's like, I know, okay, it's enough to say it's stupid if you don't like to Scientology they worship weird things or whatever But that's enough. I mean, it's like what what is the deal with taking down the church of Scientology? Mm-hmm, you know and then I stuff they put up

It's like I don't want to accept these that's totally okay to harass these people or whatever to go after them It's like well they worship stupid stuff or they do this to take money from people. It's like that's fucking every single religion I don't see the difference. So, what I kind of agree with you there, it's like, I've always felt that, yeah, I think it's dumb, I don't agree with it. But I feel like it falls into freedom of religion, which I think is one of the fundamental things that we're guaranteed in this country. You think what does? Scientology. It falls under freedom of religion.

Oh, it falls under it. Yeah, if people want to believe in that, fine, you can do whatever they want. Yeah, exactly. I mean, it's, you know, it's, I mean, all religions have horror stories attached to them too. If you really get into it, what are the horror stories of Scientology? They're killing people. Yeah. Like, there's stuff like that where apparently they have like, like, the most recent thing that came out was there was some cruise ship and there was some woman essentially. She was trapped on this cruise ship for like five years where they wouldn't let her leave the boat.

And it was something that had something to do with Scientology. I don't know all the details behind it but I mean I recently remember reading something about that or seeing a headline about that and so you see stuff like that. I mean like you know you see like the you know like all the little boys and then you know Catholic priests and all that stuff. Right. Everyone's got something so. Well I mean the Catholic Catholic religion which I am a part of. Yeah. I mean back far enough, I mean, there's a lot worse things. Yeah, you can, I mean, they're all bad, but I mean, yeah, I mean, you get like, you know,

banish in position, everything, I mean, you go and get crusades, you get pretty horrible stuff in there, lots of people dying. Yeah, I just, one of those things, we're just like, I just, I react, and probably the same way Mike does, or Gabe from Penny Arcade, is that, I react negatively to things like that as well,

but I, boy, when I watch the, is that I react negatively to things like that as well, but I, boy, when I watch the mob mentality and I watch the pylon, I have a really strong reaction to that, because people don't even know they're doing it. I mean, you have IGN, Kotaku, Penny Arcade. These are well-established businesses that are stopping their day to pylon to an individual. I think this is more of a warning to other people name dropping them. I think they went into a immediately distance themselves from this guy. They saw this guy as negative PR and this guy is throwing their name around.

They're like, no, no, no, no, you don't do that to us. Everyone is very quick to be like, distance ourselves away from this guy as much as we can. I think that might have something to do with it. Okay. away from this guy as much as we can. So I think that might have something to do with it. Okay, okay. Also, name dropping, I mean, that's the kind of thing where it's like dropped, you know, it's part of like a promotional material,

it's something that, this is a private email chain that was published. Yeah, but this guy was saying, oh, you know, you're no one, I know the editor Kotaku, I know the editor Joystick, I know Kevin Kelly, a G4. Like he was specifically naming people. And so those people then came out and said, no, no, no, you don't do that to us. No, absolutely. Listen, I totally, I totally defend, they have a right to do that.

I mean, sometimes using your name, you have to tell you the right to defend your own name and say, no, I'm not involved with this anyway. But Google searching, listen, there's a line somewhere. You're not going to go to the house and burn it down. That's right. That's the TDSH. There is a line somewhere. I think that doing the Google search for the guy's name I mean, they're doing that honestly in my opinion. They're doing that because he's now an interesting story Mm-hmm, and then I mean Kotaku's a gaming site. I mean that's looking up and publishing things about a steroid forum I don't see how that's related to gaming news, except for this weird answer or you think of like here's a guy in gaming news who's in a fucking tail spin, you know, he's in a flex, been trying to pull a jack or whatever this guy's got

going on. I know, I just think I can go too far. And that's the thing about we getting the mom mentality is you're part of the mob. If somebody in the mob goes too far, you're in the mob. You don't get to come out. You know what I mean? You're along with them, you know. I don't think Kotaka did anything really damaging in any way. You don't get to come out. You know what I mean, you're along with him, you know? I don't think Koptaka did anything really damaging,

in any way. Like you said, Gus, it's public information. Yeah, they didn't go digging through the guy's trash or breaking it with house. Yeah, you just never know. You just never know. It's interesting that you say digging through trash because essentially what they're doing, right?

They're trying to take up stuff. What is the purpose of publishing that? What is, what is, what do you hope to gain from that? Just be like fanging the flames. What is the exactly, what is the purpose of publishing that? What is, what is, what do you hope to gain from that? Just be like fanging the flames. What is the exactly, what is the public interest in shaming that guy on that level? It's a Sloan who's period right now. So, no games coming out, no games coming out,

you know, it's after the holidays. What's the next thing you get? That being said though? Fuck this guy, fucking me. I agree, I agree. I just want to make sure we're clear of that. Yeah, we are not on this guy's side. No, yeah, I mean bullying someone who's paid you money, that's ridiculous.

Yeah. That is really ridiculous. And it's got to be so stupid to do that in this day and age too because it seems like as an American consumer or just walking around, the worst thing that can happen to somebody is they feel like they're a sucker or they feel like they were taken advantage of I mean I see people like lines for coffee that freak the fuck out if they think they're being taken advantage of you know No one wants to be a sucker in America and God if you tell someone they are like directly what the fuck out dude God Suckers unbelievable unbelievable, so let's talk about something happy

You know the the live-proo girls are out there asking for Mr. Bernie Burns to join them. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to do that. You should. Oh, you are? Yeah. I have to go to LA mid-January, partly trips. Yeah.

They want to be... Listen. They film out in LA? You talk about faning flames. I might fan my own flames here. You know, their interviews are not nice and kind. I mean, it is pretty brutal So I might be subjecting myself to you know awkwardness with very pretty girls

I don't know if I want those kind of flashbacks. It's like junior high-over Taking the balls and then let me give you a whole my brother Let me give you some advice from middle school Gus. Don't ever look them in the eye It's like it's like dealing with a wild animal, like with a bear. Don't challenge. But Brainstead, he can be the bear. He can fight a bear. Oh, never mind.

Oh, no, wait, you changed your tune. No wolves. Yeah, no, after I watched the grade, at least in me some movie, I would not fight a wolf. That's coming out in January, right? Oh, wolf. Yeah, okay. Jack sent me a video earlier today, I guess it's a video of some animal control officers removing a 13 foot Burmese python from someone's pool in their backyard and Joel is suspiciously on vacation at the same time. Yes, where was it?

I think it was in Florida if I recall. So it was a looking neighborhood. I think it was someone's backyard. Yeah, I saw that immediately emailed it to Gus and Joel. Someone's back yard. I saw that immediately emailed it to Gus and Joel. I see Joel on it. You know that is public information Right because they had a call to a residence. You should be able to find the address of the residence, right? Probably why don't we send them a RTA T-shirt? Are we doing a snake t-shirt? I don't know which ones we ended up going with. We have a couple of the animated adventures don't know which ones we ended up going with. We have a couple of more. We have a couple of more.

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We're pretty excited for that one. We're better because we've been fucking, this is the third pot. I know, we're hyping it. I know, and Brandon's always like, who will hype up our store? I have up the store. Here we are trying to hype up the store.

It's not even out yet. We go Brandon. Oh, okay. Now you know what you're talking about. No, I just figured it out, yeah. I'm a big hurt. I know. We, we, something funny happened on that shoe.

We like to welcome Karen to the podcast today. Hey, Karen, how you doing? We, uh, I got here earlier. Hey, Karen, something funny happened on that sheet. You like to welcome Carrie to the podcast today. Hey, Carrie, how are you doing? I got here earlier. Hey, Carrie, she's in Vegas. We went to the, when we filmed that, that, that short, we went out to the empty lot, you know, down the street here. And the whole way out there, Chris kept talking about his fucking pants. He's like, I just bought these prants, they're brand new, I don't want to get them dirty. And you're like, he went through this whole ordeal.

So it, well, the other thing to it, just rained. It just finished raining. We're going on to a field that is cut the full of mud. It's just covered in mud. I just wanted to. No, yeah. So as a result of this, he starts rolling up his pant legs. It's like this whole ordeal.

We're all standing outside with Christopher Rollas fucking pant legs up. He's like, there's a new pants. I can't get them dirty. So we get out there and we're shooting. And Chris needs to be an extra in the background. He's like, okay, I'm just going to put these other like dirty cargo pants on over my new pants. That way it looks good for the short. He's like, oh, these pants aren't distressed enough. They should have some holes in them. Oh, no. He's like, here, let me cut a hole in my pants.

So he gets a knife and sticks it into his pants and cuts right through the prop pants and his brand new pants. And his leg? No, not his leg though. And cuts like this giant gash through. He's like, oh, fuck, I'm running my pants! And it was just so serendipitous, because he'd been talking about the fucking pants, where we all just started laughing at him. That's great. The first time you ever wore a fucking took a knife to him and

just slashed him up. Yeah, what do you eat? We asked him why he didn't take the pants off, and he's like, I forgot I was wearing the other pants. I got into two pants. What was the amount of time between that, like 10 minutes, 15 minutes? Yeah, something like that. It wasn't very long at all.

That's awesome. We were just talking about a weird serendipitous moment that we had about a year and a half ago. But just recently we went down for our holiday dinner. We went down to Criz's and... No, we went to Smithies. Smithies. Well, some of us went to Criz's.

Other people couldn't make the tour. Carry. That was delicious. It was. We went to Criz's to get our ice cream sandwiches afterwards. Other people couldn't make the tour. Kerry. That was delicious. It was. We went to Crizis to get our ice cream sandwich afterwards. Got to have an ice cream sandwich. But down in Lockhart, Texas, which is about 40 minutes south of here, southeast. Thank you, Jack, for Crizis.

Lockhart is the opposite direction of Lake Travis. It's a lake. Not a river. There you go, exactly. It's not there, a lock, nor a heart. And so it's got some of the best barbecue in all of Texas there. We go down there, we go down there, whatever we have, like a special occasion or something like that.

So we went down for the Ruchuji 2011 holiday dinner. We did. And I was reminded of the time that Brandon went to work for us. I guess it was here at the new building. So when we all arrived here, Brandon went through his Brandon 2.0 phase. And he would only eat things that he cooked on the George Foreman Grill. And one day I was like, I was like,

I was like, so sick of hearing about the God damn George Foreman Grill. So I said, look, we're going to go down to Lockhart for the first time, take Brandon. And you're gonna love this barbecue, it's great. No, no, no, I'm only, I gotta pause here. I only need stuff on the George Foreman Grill. I was like, shut the fuck up about

to the George Foreman Grill. He talked about the God damn George Foreman all the time. The entire way down there. And he said, nothing down there is really compared to what George Foreman could do. I said, you like it. Trust me. This is just reinforcing the fact that you're fucking idiot. You're pretty much. He's comparing the world-class barbecue to something you could done with George Foreman Grill. So we're arguing about the George Foreman Grill in the parking lot. Come in, open the doors. Fucking George Foreman is standing there. George Foreman, in the parking lot come in open the doors fucking George Foreman is standing there

George Foreman former heavyweight champion of the world were arguing about his goddamn grill the entire way down and George Foreman standing right there. I thought it was I thought it first was a library joke on me and then brain I thought I arranged Like I called up the champs be hard people and said hey get this guy I should we should have George Foreman like cook brand food at the perfect moment. So that was one of the weirdest things that I've had. Yeah, I was very sorry.

It's fucking bizarre. Yeah. God, that's a, they've got Mexican Wolverine now there. Mexican Elvis. Mexican Elvis. Yeah, he wouldn't let George Foreman touch the pit. No, no, not at all, man. That guy's awesome.

It's the guy who runs the pit and crates his market down in Lockhart. And he looks, Jack's right, he looks like Mexican Wolverine. Yeah, Mexican Elvis. man that guy's awesome it's the guy who runs the pit and crights his market down in lock heart and he looks jacks right he looks like Mexican Wolverine yeah I'm sure you can find a photo of him I'm sure you've seen this photos of him on the wall like it at crights is there's like old newspaper clippings yeah like a plaque dedicated to him yeah it's like all pictures of him from years ago he looks exactly the same he's like did Clark of of barbecue he's been cured by the smoke he's like well preserved he's like gene porter there's something to do been cured by the smoke. He's like, well preserved.

He's like Jean Porter. There's something to do that. If you run a barbecue place, then you stay alive forever. I know. I guess not me. Then you don't. And you stop being alive. How old is Dick Clark?

He's like in his 90s now, right? I don't know. Like, he, they, man, they brought him in for the count down the last few years, and it's always sad, because he can't keep time anymore Oh, I think I can just work out Ryan secrets. No, no like No, I never spec around secrets like that guy is a hard worker dude. I I get to admit I like the guy to like he like weirdly chose a career that didn't really exist anymore

Yeah, he chose the dick Clark path when that those old like 50s and ounce or guys they don't exist anymore But now Ryan secrets is that guy yeah yeah yeah this car is 82 by the way that's it I'm a sworn he was older than that man he was an American how was he was American pants in the 60s he was born in 29 I guess that's pretty fucking old I guess so I think

what William Shatner is 80 right so about the same age really yeah and I think Betty White turns 90 in January yeah man they showed somebody posted a picture of She's a really nice guy. I don't even know who he is. I don't even know who he is. I don't even know who he is. I don't even know who he is. I don't even know who he is. I don't even know who he is. I don't even know who he is.

I don't even know who he is. I don't even know who he is. I don't even know who he is. I don't even know who he is. I don't even know who he is. I don't even know who he is. was just your favorite. Was she wearing a swim cap and those like, those full like legging swimsuits? Yeah. Paint it on the side of a bomber or something. Man.

Yeah, I mean, man, it's kind of shocking. This is so Dick Clark and Shatton are almost the same age. Mm-hmm. Shatton are like a year or two younger. Man. Like Dick Clark went from like looking like he was 50 to looking like he was like 200 over the course of a few months. Yeah, it's strong.

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Always a joy. He does the subtle callback Did you see the baby put his hand in president Obama's mouth? Yeah, well, that photo was funny. Yeah, that was pretty great So it was some new thing like he was in Hawaii for Christmas and they were they were into a local restaurant or something and He was taking photos of much people and some baby places put his per hand right in his mouth Then the secret service beat the shit out of that baby. That's like, he took it in the back room. They took it to Guantanamo. Who are you working for?

That baby's got a burlap sack over his head now. Got the tack dogs barking at it. I love you because the dad is looking at the camera. He's completely in the mom. He's like reaching for the hand trying to pull the out of his mouth. He's got kids, man. He knows. Oh, yeah. Just thinking like like, oh, Bob is going to come down with crew. Now the free world would grind and do a halt.

Who's the most famous person you've ever met? Like, have you ever met a US president? Like shook hands or like, what do you mean by meat? Like, ah, that's a question. Let's just say you've seen in person, seen in person, I've seen Steven Spielberg in person. Yeah. Actually, you know what? I was at... So in the 2000 election, when they had that whole debacle where they didn't really have a candidate, they didn't have a winner until like the next day or a few... Yeah, whatever. I was downtown at the Capitol here in Austin where Bush was, essentially, where they had blocked off

all of Congress and he was on stage and everything. So I was there for that. His my uncle, he's big and there are, like, he knows a lot of people in the Texas government. So he got an invite and he asked my dad and in. Does he know the mayor of Austin? I don't know. I don't know if he knows the mayor.

I don't know if he knows the people of the fuck off. Wait for the controller. So anyway, I was there for that. So if you're saying, look, like literally see someone, that's probably the biggest person I've seen. Yeah. I've never seen a president. Yeah, yeah.

Haven't you? No. I wasn't there. Oh, you weren't there? We saw a president. We saw George Bush senior. Yeah. H. W. Bush.

While he was president? No. After he was president. OK. It was like, you saw him like the day before There was that accident with his plane. Oh, yeah Yeah, the day before the day after like he wasn't on the plane But the plane that was supposed to fly him crash you final destination

Listen, I just I just went oh, yeah, like I remember that. I have no idea what he's talking about No, I just like I it was some like attachment to a u.s. president that i want to like yeah let's talk about that i think the fuck is talking about i just was feeling self-important for a moment there i don't give a shit about the president that's the president's point trouble fucker fucker went to phogo to chow yeah which is a Brazilian restaurant that costs like sixty bucks a person to go

into and uh... there was probably sixty's to go into and there was probably 60s like entourage and secret service agents with him. They were all eaten there. That's how Jesus. Yeah. So you carry it now.

You can appreciate that, can't you? Yeah. Because you're paying for that with your tax dollars. America. Yeah. The the private jet crashed in Texas on its way to pick up former president George H. W. Bush killing all three people on board. It was a Gulf Stream that went down in Houston. Really?

Mm-hmm. Look, let me tell you something. Now breaking bad has ruined shit like that for me because now it makes me think that somebody brought that playing down. It's like breaking bad all these like conspiracies and schemes against all these people. Even when I watch like normal people having a conversation in like a Starbucks or something, I'm now like thinking they're talking about something really nefarious, you know, because it looks like such normal people. I was actually thinking about that last night, this is so semi on the same point. So I was playing a Star Wars last night and I realized like, and this one, I literally

had a conversation in the game where like this guy was giving me a quest and we're in the middle of like this, like this space station and it's like people is running by here we are talking about like overthrowing like this entire planet and we're just like having this conversation out loud and the middle of like all these people walking around and stuff like yeah oh yeah let's go ahead and all you know what we've served the government and you know you didn't take this deal some money and you'll be fine it's like we're just talking out loud like no one no one doesn't have your shit yeah no one's with an ear shot of that is like wait

Hey, I don't know what are the animations were like hey over here You know um, it's a plenty that you say that about breaking bad I read an interview with the creator who said that he had always viewed breaking bad as like an experiment to try to turn A mr. Chips type character into scar face really and to see if that was possible to do that You know, I have to say that was possible to do that. You know, I have to say that they kind of paced that oddly because at the end of season one, he was like a crazy badass,

but then they had to kind of back off of it a little bit. Like, then they introduced the character Gus. But you remember at the end of season one, when he went into the mob bosses place with a chemical that he had made. You know, that was crazy. That was a crazy scene. I like the way that episode runs, too, because it starts with the craziness at the end. And they do that a lot with that show, where you see one thing and then it just cuts and starts

until the story of how you get back to it. Yeah. It was also the episode in which he shaved his head. So it was really crazy transformation. One-hmm. Dude, there's one of the final scenes in an episode this season, season four, where he's under the house laughing. Yeah. Holy shit. Like watching that transformation from, you know, like, I can relate. Man, dude. I can relate, dude. That was one of those shots. There's like, wow, he's lost it. Yeah, I can relate. I can relate to that totally. I mean, you reach that like you reach a point where it's like things are so fucked up I mean just so fucked up and you're like I can't do a god damn thing about this so I guess I might as well

enjoy it you know what I mean it's like loses like this is fucking out of control it's happened to me a couple times in front of my wife it should be like why are you laughing what's going on like like and you can't explain it it's just like there's nothing you can do right now. I gotta go to one end of the spectrum. So we're either just gonna realize how ridiculous this is and just say, okay, this is life and it's crazy. Or let's start killing Motherfucker.

I mean, it's like you really only have one or two choices sometimes, you really do. It's crazy. And it's like, it's like really, as a guy, not to sound like a typical guy, but I'm just gonna start breaking down the fucking started balling, you know, in the middle of something like that. I mean, I don't know what it would take to get me to start like just like hysterically

lose it and start balling. The Pixar movie. Yeah. If my life fell apart, my wife gave, well, I guess what he did went to it happened in the show, but if all this stuff happened to him, and he was also watching the first 15 minutes of up, then, then, then, yeah, that would be such. The end of Toy Story 3. Oh God.

Alludes. She's got the pit. Goddamn, Pixar. Fuck them. Fuck them. Pixar's their first misstep this year with Cars 2, man. Dude, you think the only thing that's made so much money, you clearly do not have any children around

you that movie has made so much fucking money really god damn yes that's the thing that you're not gonna make an Oscar now it's the first picks are movie i've just had no like urge to go see it all like every single picture movie outside of the city you should definitely i mean for you know as as criticism goes, you should go watch it to as firmly established the bottom of the barrel.

I'm sorry. I mean, it does. It was the first movie they did that got less than a 90% on run tomatoes. It got like a 30. It made $191 million. What did it make overseas? I'm pulling that up.

What did it make on DVD? $191 domestic, $364, $551 million worldwide. Wow. Wow. Yeah. They're not, I mean, they're laughing all the way to the bank of other fucking rotten tomato score. Wait, what did, I mean, I guarantee up is considered more of a failure to them than cars too.

Thanks, sir. Oh, yeah, I mean, I'm sure they like it. It's not as marketable as cars like this. I don't think only up may nearly use much money. Negative, as many plush dolls of Frank, is that his name? Yeah, that was the name I think Frank I buy one of this You what a little crash-de-man the cane a walker. I can't see what place ended up in for 2011 I'm trying to find that but I can't you know when the first cars came out

It was the I think it was the highest grossing movie the year I think really think it was the highest grossing movie of the year. I think. Really? And it was the highest grossing video game on all three platforms. Two years. Two. I forget what year that was. Remember Jeff would know that. It was a, oh, six. Oh, six.

Wow. Five years ago. That would have been before the whole Call of Duty craze. So that doesn't shock me. What was the big Call of Duty craze? Was it the original Modern Warfare that started out? It started with Modern Warfare. Modern Warfare. Call of. What was the big quality craze? Was it the original modern warfare that started? It started with modern warfare. Modern warfare. A college ID 2 was pretty big. That was That was like the one of the launch titles for the 360. I remember playing the hell out of that game.

I remember I bought it again on the screen because they was released for the original Xbox. Yeah, and then it was the last time for the 360. I can't believe I'm coming carry off. Sorry. He said two things the entire podcast. Was it a step over? President podcast number four. two things the entire podcast. President, step over. President, podcast number four is on. I've actually made $293 million domestically. So did you do better than Karsu?

$731 million worldwide. I would like to... I think the worst way statement that I made. I'm going to look up Wally, I think Wally did worse. Really? Yeah. Wally's great movie. 223 domestic, 297 foreign, 521 worldwide. You want to see some crazy. Look up the motherfucking smurfs. You will see.

Fuck. You're watching that. Is there a G in there? You will see something crazy on the smurs. So did you see this? I'm going to be upset about this. Did you see the smurfs? I did not see the smurfs.

Did you see the smurfs? I did not. Okay. 142 million domestic. Now look at the international for the smurfs. 419. What? It made a

ton of money overseas I think we've talked about this before too we need a abbreviation for saying I think we've already talked about this but I was talking about that with tintin because now people are seeing tintin in theaters and that's one of the movies that I saw at Bnet my whole thing about tintin is okay that was cool but that would probably make probably double its money if they didn't call it tintin If they called it the animated young Indiana Jones adventures, you know because it's basically an Indiana Jones movie and a really fucking good one too And it puts this guy tintin was French. Is that what? Yeah, it was French cartoon

I just realized the other day that tintins the boy. I thought tintin was the dog I thought the movie was about the dog and the dog was named Tin Tin. Yeah The dog is snowy. Okay. Yeah, you're gonna be really insulted if you listen to our podcast from France We'll talk about Tin Tin because for us, I'll fuck you for being French and secondly, we don't know shit about Tin Tin I think I don't I don't have it here, but I think Tin Tin opened overseas before it opened the United States It was out it was out before I saw it. I saw it three weeks before it opened here. Yeah, when I went to London back in October for MCM Expo, there were billboards for it everywhere.

And I think it just opened here this month in December, probably last week. Yeah, have you guys seen it? Anybody? I saw it now. Yeah, what do you think? I loved it. I've heard fantastic things about it.

The animation in the movie is it's surreal like some There's like some like the fluid motion. It's like someone's wearing a costume. It looks it looks like the most life-like animation I've ever seen in my life some of the best faces too. Yeah, yeah, he plays the who plays the captain in that? Haddock, um, it's got to be so famous, right? I don't know. It's like Gerard Butler a little bit somebody famous right? I don't know. It's like Gerard Butler a little bit. When I think back on him. No, I don't know. I only know is the only two people I... I didn't recognize during the movie, but afterwards I realized who it was. It was Andy Circus. Oh, Andy Circus, nice. Edgar Wright and not Edgar Wright. Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are the Thompson twins. Oh yeah. And then, but Edgar Wright actually, he co-wrote a movie or something like that. He was involved in somehow. And so,

But Edgar right actually he co-wrote a movie or something like that. He was involved in somehow and so Yeah, Andy circus man. No, that doesn't shock me at all. He's awesome like the fight on the boat Are you guys big Andy circus fans? I don't know what it is. I don't It seems like he's like he works on a bunch of Peter Jackson movies And I never see him outside of Peter Jackson stuff. He was just in that a plan of the apes remake this year Yeah, doing the the capture performance. Yeah for the the that plan of the apes remake this year doing the capture performance for the monkey one of the monkeys was Caesar's here. He was. He was. He was interesting. It's really interesting. And then there was I know this is big debate too that Andy Serkis could be nominated for an Oscar for the performance this is easier but then there's like a whole

team of people. Yeah. I mean I wasn't really blown away by the performance either. I wouldn't say it's Oscar caliber, not that I could pick out of the fucking shit hole of movies we have this year. No, it was terrible. It was this is 2000 wait to see the 10 movies they put up for best picture at the Oscars. It'll be interesting. They may not tell you if that gray, if that Lee and me movie come out in December, no question, no question. There's, there's a war horse really good comes on January I'm the same war horse is really good and once he gets it out. Yeah, once again I'm gonna say we mentioned the gray do not go watch the trailer don't see the movie, but don't want to I think I'm done watching trailers Because I guess five movies I've seen every say don't watch the trailer. What do you think? Do we talk about this?

What is the worst spoiler ever shown in a trailer ever? Pearl Harbor yeah, what was the one of that. Oh, did they bomb? Yeah, oops. They were in the whole second act What was it? I think I think you and I talked about this But I don't think it was on the podcast. It was for Star Wars episode one. Fuck. Yes. Yeah, absolutely I think that I think that's what it was the moment this boy. It was the dual lightsaber Yeah, absolutely. I think that I think that's what it was the moment this boy. It would the dual lightsaber Why fuck would you put that in the trailer? That should not have been in the trailer They even like that moment where he pulls it out and he's like holding it and then he pops out the other side the best moment of the movie

Easily in that movie they obviously pace it. Yes to be like a fantastic moment like holy shit I wasn't expecting that at all, but you saw it already probably a million fucking times Yeah, why did why in the world would they do that? The other one was and go back and watch it that won't matter to anybody. I guess maybe they didn't think the franchise was gonna do that well initially, but the original Mission Impossible trailer, which I think was directed by Brian Dupalma or... I don't remember. What are the two, what are the two guys? I think it was John Brian Dupalma.

They showed the last stunt in the movie in the trailer the thing with the helicopter and the tunnel and even the bit at the end You know there's always like the big stunt and they're just like the oh we're gonna die Oh, but the train didn't fall over the end of the cliff You know that kind of thing and that's the thing with the helicopter blade like stopping on Right on his nose. They show that in the fucking trailer. It's in the trailer I'll never understand as long as I live I even saw the movie I thought they're the trailer and I thought that looks like the last they look like the last thing in the movie and I thought sure enough when I went and saw the movie there it is I got to see the last

big flourish in the fucking trailer makes no sense but the great is like that like there's a moment in the movie that you want to see in the movie you don't see it in the goddamn trailer yeah so, so for reference here, I have the Golden Globe nominees for for this year. Well, hit me up. Best motion picture drama. I'll be a whole my breath. The descendants, the help, Hugo, theites of March, Moneyball and Warhorse. I don't know what you just read.

I recognize Hugo. The descendants is that George Clooney movie where he goes to Hawaii. They're definitely living Hawaii. Are they living Hawaii? Yeah, then Moneyball. You know Moneyball. Yeah he goes to Hawaii. They're the family living Hawaii. Oh, they live in Hawaii? Yeah. And money ball. You know money ball.

Yeah, it's Hawaii. What does he do there? It's like his wife's cheating on him. And his kids tell him that their mom is cheating on him. And then he goes to find it. I think his Matthew Lillard is like the guy. I haven't seen him, but I've heard good things about it. I've heard good things about it too.

Matthew Lillard. Really? Interesting. Best motion picture, comedy or musical. Okay. 50-50, the artist, bridesmaids, midnight in Paris, and my week with Marilyn. I kind of want to say that my week with Marilyn. I want to see, is my week with Marilyn

a comedy or a musical? I think it's a comedy. I feel as serious that I haven't seen 50-50. It was a good movie. Apparently people liked that. And now I'm a Joseph Gordon Levitt fan. I haven't become that. Yeah, inception really turned him for me, I think. fan. I have become that yeah inception really turned

Turned him for me, I think yeah, I want to say 50 days a summer or 500 days a summer which Jack talked about forever And how much he loved it right I went and watched I go I finally watched that goddamn movie you talk about all the time He goes I don't like that movie he said that to what? Guarantee there are tons of podcasts He's gonna find it you talked about that podcast like over of podcasts that are talking about it early on. He can't help me. You talked about that podcast over the movie on the podcast like it was the greatest movie ever made and you're sitting here right now saying, you don't care. No. I was probably like, it's smitten by Zoid Eschanel or something like that.

I was probably while I was talking about it. She's super cute. I can imagine that. Well, we're replacing you with Ryan. That's it. I can't take it. This Ryan is consistent. Alright, well let me replace him with Zoid Eschanel.

Yeah, let's do that. I'll find one in Mila Kunis in here. There we go See that's a third week in a row. We dropped your name me. Let's gonna work All right, let's wrap this shit up. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, you took a nap. We started late Yeah, I gotta go put this shit out. I got this animated adventures up Okay, this is the last podcast the year is the last podcast year. So let's talk about 2011. Okay, 2000. Are you, was 2000, good year or bad year? I don't think, 2000 level go down in a good column. Okay, so you're happy, you're happy it's going away.

Fuck it. There you go, only 12, here we come. So I get, what about you? Great. Great year, 49. Yeah, you had a good time. Yes. That might get you to Vegas before you're 21.

You're working on season nine. Karen, what did you tell us what you did on season nine? So people know what you, everything you a good time. Yes. That might get you to Vegas before you're 21. You're working on season nine. Karen, what did you tell us what you did on season nine? So people know what you, everything you do around here. I helped you do all the machinima. Yes, so the, help is an understatement. I mean, you were, it was me and you making the machinima. Yes, the two of us did the machinima with, with some help.

All right, well, don't take it too far. Yeah. And I also did compositing for the anime stuff. A lot of it. A good bit of it. I have concept art from Carrie too as well. There. The top one's over there.

I have my name on it. One of our new AI characters. It does. We should get a fridge in here so you can put it on the fridge. You did good Carrie. Like craft art. I also cut most of the dialogue for the season You removed most of the dialogue from the season. You were like I don't like

Yeah, what the stage is making red versus blue one of the Faces that will just tear you up as fast as possible is Cutting all the voice actors dialogue together. That is hard. That'll wear you out That's so I feel like I'm 21 already because it took a year I'm Because you're building took a year off my life. Because you're building the old Major Basie building the whole movie without seeing the movie. Yeah, that's the reference that we use from everybody else. And then people come and make up, that's too much pause here, which is a bit of a shit.

Shut up, shut up, you do it. How about you? This year was up and down for me. I think overall I'm pretty neutral. Like it started out okay. Middle is pretty rough and then the end got pretty good So I'm saying I have the neutral planet from fetroman now the neutral My wife I said hello Man so I was talking about my rough this year ever was 2002 And this year definitely rivals that this was like a year of personal upheaval. We never talked about the podcast, my dad passed away and it's like the second half of my

year was just like just a fucking crushing nightmare. But in 2002, there was a lot of stuff same thing where my mom passed away then and there was my, I had to think about my kid when my kids were needed surgery and all that stuff. So I was like a crazy, crazy year. But it was weird because after that year, 2010, 2003 was the year we started Richard's. And so it's like, we're like six months apart from the crazy, crazy stuff that was going on. It's just crazy how, to think how much

your life can turn around, you know what I mean? It helps you keep in perspective, how quickly things can swing. Yeah, yeah, definitely. And, you know, I mean, I understand that. I mean, like, I, you know, I moved out to Los Angeles thinking I could never get a job here in austin and then i was there for five months you guys called me said hey come work for us and i

was like okay and so i drove back and now is like something where i thought you know i'm essentially resetting my life and then over a matter of five months like i am back and i'm doing something i absolutely love and i've been doing ever since i mean our defense we didn't know ryan and we know and ryan i don't know if that'll work out so anyway, so yeah things can change so as you know It's bad things might get and there's always an him give it time and things can change yeah Well 2012 was looking up for sure Yeah, absolutely like there's a lot of cool stuff that's in the workshop

You know not only us but people we know I mean it's like there don't care about them Hey, do we mention that we were the number eight channel on YouTube? Did we talk about that last week? Um no we didn't. Let's talk about that. So YouTube released some numbers that came out or released some numbers for the year for 2011 and non-music based channels which we like Vivo and stuff like that. Rooster Teeth. Very important distinction by the way.

Yeah very very important. Rooster Teeth our YouTube channel was the number eight most viewed channel on YouTube, which is awesome. Yeah, to be a top 10 YouTube channel, that's amazing. So wait, here, I was subscribed. That was a non-music list. Yeah, that was why I was lonely island on it. No, it's just a musical artist, specifically, yeah.

Okay, I guess I consider them, yeah. Like I'm talking like their Vivo. Sure, stuff like that. Like a universal music group. If Lady Gaga wants to bust out a short sometime in the years And she can qualify for the list. Yeah, but music on YouTube's hard to compete with. Yeah, so many repeat views Yeah, let's also stuff people hit play and go watch them I'll go you know to a different website and just let it run in the background

We are right below knowing orange which surprised me because I know they don't put out as much as many videos But their videos get tons and tons of music and then we were right below them They were number seven and then right above lonely island. Uh-huh. So any Sanberg and in Jorma and Kyiv, you guys? Suck it. It's like our big fat number eight cock. Obviously you should be on one of our shorts sometimes.

No, suck it. We can be, do we do- Nah, I'm a jacked. Hell yeah, let's go to SNL. Let's go. I can absolutely see you. No, we'll be there in them. Have them come down here. Let's go up to SNL. and no no fuck that they're smaller. They're number nine. They come here

Okay, I can guarantee you right now somewhere in the world any hamburger sitting there and he said who said I haven't really got the conversation. We'll never come back to haunt us. Yeah, I have a strong I'm feeling worried about to get Twitter bombs or at Rooster teeth once you on their show. a lot of the people's name dropping any sense that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that We spent two days on the set of the hobbit when we were down New Zealand, which was fucking awesome. And one of the people we said next to was this really cool lady from Utah, who is down there. Utah. And she was the dialect coach.

So she was coaching all the hobbits on what they sound like. And she was the established like, like, fantasy dialogue coach, like, the Lord of the Hobbits. Pretty much, yeah. And so, so I said in her presence, I said said we'll smog the dragon being the first movie and she got smog so we spent 20 minutes her teaching me how to say the dragon's name correctly it is not smog it is smog smog smog smog smog smog smog smog I'm even nervous I'm not saying it right smog so get to say it properly anyway hey big let's go back big shout out to you guys at Achievement

Hunter. You guys are a huge part of that channel doing so well. Thank you. I mean the crazy thing about being number eight on YouTube if I can toot our own horn for a moment is that our main show that we're known for RBB doesn't even go on our YouTube channel. Yeah, not the new stuff at least. No, not the new stuff. The current season's all exclusively on our site. Yeah, and so I don't really they put the numbers out But last year we were number one on blip so if we end up in this close to the same place As last year if we're number one on blip with basically with red versus blue in the number eight on YouTube with all of our other content That's a pretty good place to be in man, and I think you guys have worked really hard

I'm fucking proud to work here. Let's put it that way absolutely and 2012 We know some of the stuff we have in the works. Yep, and we can't wait to show it to you guys angry birds to Your birds are angry brazen more you do a crossover series angry birds meeting Fighting so anyway, well, hey happy happy year. Yeah, we're wrap it up now. Yeah, thank you guys for hanging around in 2011 we look forward to many many podcasts in 2012 We're in fact we're maybe changing forward to many, many podcasts in 2012. We're in fact, we're maybe changing the way we deliver this in 2012, but we're setting that pretty soon. We'll see. We'll see. Gus will be trying to cut us off at 50 minutes. I'm going to

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