Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #148

Episode Date: January 11, 2012

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, now only on peacock Drunk day Hey, it's a podcast that was I missed it. I blanked. Yeah, I think that I missed that one too You wanted to get sure played again There you go first of all the branding is all wrong on man. Yeah, why did you choose that one? I don't I'm sure there's some guy who put together an orchestral master There was one that I really liked that I almost picked before this one But it was it was too long it was like a minute and a half as opposed to that Flex, so yeah, I think that jaded me or that that influenced me and I swaying way the others to the other side of it

He said for short. Yeah, there's something to be said for short I was gonna play it constantly now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, now that's our soundboard. That's our one my total soundboard It's like I'm a little old I think to the first the super cow super K. Oh I beg to defer the Super Cow Super K. Oh, oh Oh, I'm assuming super cast. I made that on the website. What's up guys good morning? Thank you for listening to the Rishi podcast. It's the week of Wednesday January 11th 2012. Can you believe this week was the National Championship for NCAA football. Yes, the team explained didn't didn't act like it. It's a terrible game I had no idea I had really that whole season just went right by me and I had no idea

You don't watch the game yesterday. You know it was on yesterday. No, I Go I guess whenever this podcast comes out You guys told me about it and I had no clue that game was taking place and then I went to watch it It wasn't broadcast on any of the major networks. What it was on the SPN, right? It was on the ESPN Yeah, I consider ESPN to be a major network. I just major I watch it on my Xbox using the ESPN Xbox 360 That's awesome. Yeah, that's that awesome. That is awesome. I'm talking about watching ESPN on a console. That's great That's great take that I'm competing with my little here my soundboard. I wish the whole college football season went by

without me noticing. Yeah, I noticed the shit out of it. Did you just how terrible Texas was? No, no, I think another reason. Oh, you have audio playing on your laptop? I thought I heard of woman's voice talking about financials. Oh, no, this is Joel.

It's one of those pop under screens that comes up sometime that has a woman talking. I don't know if you've ever encountered one of those before. Those are terrible. What does the woman have to say about that comes up sometime that has a woman talking. I don't know if you've ever encountered one of those before. Those are terrible. What does the woman have to say about the financial state of America? They're so sexy.

That's what she's saying. I have a cold, so I'm full and I'm cool, so I'm not sure I can get engaged fully into any thoughtful conversation. Oh, look, Joel's Financial Reporter is now in a private session. Do bad. But you can join in. Why should you take your clothes off?

Somebody linked something like that with an aim chat or something, where it was just like on our site, on our top post. I visited the top post like crazy. You go to the top post, it's in there. It's fine. On our site, top post? Our site, top post. I'll go find it.

I wonder if many people don't find the top post of the week on our site. It's kind of like hidden features. I think the best, I think the posts of the week on our site. It's kind of like hiding the features. I think the best. It's a member's site. It's not a community's stats. Yeah. You can see the top images in the last 24 hours, the top four and post in the last 24 hours,

and I think maybe the top journals in the past 24 hours. All right, let's see. Did we ever give smith? We got to go to Mr. Sir. Mr. Sir, great. That's what we need to achieve 100 guys. Baby Brunette 33. We'll make sure to. That Scott great. That's going to be a achievement for you guys. Baby Brunette 33. One make sure to. What are I looking at for Mr. Sir here?

Oh, I think I've seen this. It images. There's just like a giant looks like a chat log of some kind. It's it's him talking to a woman and it's just like one of the but it's clearly a robot just for spouting off lines. Good for him. World jealous. Yes, this is this makes for good podcasts.

Talk by the way, people reading dialogue. Reading someone else's conversation that they had. Oh, okay, how about this? How about this? Joel, you read Mr. Certain Bernie, you read the other woman. And in that way, it'll at least be like a radio play. So Joel. Oh my God.

All right, so. Wait, wait, wait, wait, I gotta find it. I gotta find it. It's my check. It's my check. Okay, work your way there. Come on, use the website on use the website that guys can you have some vamp music here? Oh Are you gonna read the parts Jack read the names of the parts? Where the fuck is this jolson? You link I'm on aim Jesus Christ. This okay. This just become a huge debacle It's a it's an image and the caption is totally legit

And it was posted two days ago so it's an image so go to the totally legit and it was posted two days ago So it's an image so go to the top images burning got it. I'm here. I got my script in front of me All right, okay, am I reading the man or my reading woman? You're gonna read the woman. Let me all set this up for you All right, so here we go. This is a I can't read it Calm down. Okay, so this is this is a radio play between baby brunette 33 and Andrew Blanchard We begin with baby Brunette. Also known as Mr. Sur on the Richie community website. Alright, so, Brian Boulouse, or excuse me, Baby, whatever, it's you first.

Oh, I think Joel's got a way better girl for you. No, no, it's okay. Okay. I'm a 24-year-old female You Boop-boop-boop-boop-boop I'm not desperate. I just enjoy talking to people online Especially via webcam. Where's that via webcam? Is it via webcam? Do you webcam? You are not real? Oh less than three. Are you signed up to any dating sites? I wanted to join adult friend fighter, but they charged too much.

We should just take a shot at the number one spot there. I looked at. My mommy says I am not supposed to do that. I see. Where did you live? I'm bored at home, and this usually leads to bad things. Smiley?

Anytime I take a break from school, I jump, what 24-year-old is this? I see a mattress again in it old I see a master's candidate I It's just like why the lies are unraveling I need to have my take a break from schoolwork I jump online this is just like

scar net well I am a true ought to go not to filiac what the fuck which means I have a finish for being on camera you say my face winky smiley face you can google it if you don't believe me Aliac? What the fuck? Which means I have a fetish from being on camera. You saved my life, face? Winky's my life, face? You can Google it if you don't believe me. You said you knew all the medical terms.

I never heard of, we didn't have a, I don't know, I don't know, ought to go gaskin' at it. Somehow, the camera didn't show up in my medical terminology. You mean the ancient Romans and the Latins didn't have a word for web camera? Even though, what?

They did not. You learned that in your master's degree studies for Latin and Greek elements when you're a 24 year old who can't study and has to jump online. If you get Google it, if you don't believe me, LOL! Have you ever used secret camsession? I have a feeling you are not listening to me. It is an adult sight that allows us to chat and even go live like Skype. It's been up for a while. They give you a unique page.

My link is InsertURL. I didn't ask. If you go there my picture will load. It is just playing for you on the right side. I will destroy you. Yeah. You just click the accept invite button on the bottom left and it'll connect us if your camera shy You don't have to show yourself. I'm the one with the fetish remember. Law. It's all coming together

It is we are obviously having separate conversations here. Well, I'm always either on the phone or online I'm a chat addict law I don't normally give my number out But if you meet me in the chat, I can get comfortable with you and we can talk on the phone Why are you ignoring me? Just I can't real woman explanation point. I'll woman here, baby. Winky smile face. That's kind of a creepy ending You see the two explanation point explanation That makes a lot more sense

For an explanation at this point That makes a lot more sense. For an explanation at this point. And see. Have any of you ever received messages like that from obviously from bots? I don't know whether it be my performance as a woman or more disappointed this is one of the top posts. I don't know which is worse. I've never gotten one of those before. Yeah, I'm disappointed now.

We were actually just talking about before the podcast. I have an aim account that I've had for about 12 years now. So I've every now and then you'll get stuff like that to randomly pop it up. I'm sure I'm in huge databases. Never happened, man. It's crazy. I've got this before. That's how I met my girlfriend of 12 years and we're going to meet any day. I just need some rather $3,000. So she can't get a visa to get over here.fare from Lithuania is really high right now This fuel surcharges every now and then I will go back and read is it 415 scam Is that what it is? Oh, yeah, I'll go back and read some of those stories about people who fall for Equator could Nigerian scam. It is fucking unbelievable. Yeah, I mean you get people they finally find people after they've lost Hundreds of thousands of dollars all the life savings plus loans.

Why can't I meet these people? Dude, could you take advantage of someone to that degree? No, I said to that degree. How long have we been working together? That would be terrible. That would be terrible. I do it every day. The DigiScan goes pretty deep too, and It's like it I guess it's a routine

It's like they do the same thing all the time which is they everyone seen the front end which is oh, I'm a related to Nigerian royalty There's 32 million dollars in escrow if you can send us $10,000 That'll help cover the lawyers for use and we'll split the 32 million with you or whatever the outrageous amount of money is That makes your amount of money seem insignificant. Right. So let's say you're Joel Heyman, you're like, I'm in, I'm gonna do this. Then they get that money from you. Then they just need more money from you. And then when that starts to wear out

where the lawyers fees and the bank fees, whatever, when you start to ask questions about that, then they get their hands on the money and they show you pictures of the money. But because it was held in like a royal vault or mint or something like that, the money is dyed red. And they, some people will fly over to Nigeria for, and there's this room full of like red bills. And they show you with a solution where they take one of the bills that's dyed red, they dip it in the solution and the, the red

runs off and it's a, you know, Nigerian dollar or American dollar euro or something like that. And they take the die off. And then they start hitting you up for the money for the solution to undi all the money. And you're in the room full of died money. I've never gotten, I've never heard up to that. Oh man, it's crazy. It's unbelievable. And it's like that is, I guess when people get the room with all the red paper, they think this is all the money. And now we're really, this is really gonna happen. It's real. Yeah. I've never been to, I think it's 415eater.com

or something like that, where it's essentially those guys just fucking with the Nigerian scammers. Yeah, and they have them do ridiculous things. Yeah, like take photos. And I think my favorite one was someone had, one of those guys transcribed the entire first Harry Potter novel, like handwritten the entire first Harry Potter novel. That's great.

And it's just like, yep, all right, you know, they don't, like I do not feel guilty for those guys at all. If you can make them do that, you know, they've been scamming people the whole life. So yeah, yeah, they're going to do it right to them. I think we could probably talk about this. We actually had something like that, Ed Red versus Blue, or Rucherti. We had a UPS, I'll back up a second here, make this a cleaner story. We had a major parcel company, call us one day

and say we've detected fraud with some of your merchandise. Somebody was shipping, merchandise, Red versus Blue merchandise, overseas to Nigeria. They were just taking our boxes, re-boxing them and shipping them. And it turned out, it was this little old lady in the middle of rural America who someone had convinced her to buy... She was in San Antonio. Yeah, well I was trying to make it a little more generic, but yeah, she was right outside of San Antonio. And someone in Africa had

convinced her to buy a bunch of our merchandise. Like, it was, you know, it wasn't insignificant, but it wasn't like $10,000, like $250, $350 worth of merchandise. And then, once it showed up at her house, she just re-boxed it and would send it over to them in Africa. And we were one of many, many online vendors that she had fallen victim to. I said, that makes it sound like we victimize her. No, that they told her to order things from. And I never did this to understand her, but I guess this parcel company had a policy of if you ship to a certain region of a certain country of Africa They always open those boxes and check. Yeah, I guess it's a common thing where they just re-box it. They call it re-boxing. That's what they called it Yeah, it's really strange. What did that happen? It was I was quite a while ago is a

04 or 5 maybe yeah, it was pretty early on. Yeah, By the way, it's 419 Eater. 419, that's it. That's 419. About like 10 years ago, I had a buddy who set up like a Unix server and his apartment or something like that. And one day, the FBI showed up. And the FBI had traced a bunch of, I don't know, problems coming from that server. Why you have to mixing board? What's happening? My trouble.

You're not looking at the mic sometimes. You're volume is there. Why are you looking at the mic? Very now you're gone. That's what what's happening. My trouble. You're not looking at the mic sometimes. Your volume is right. Why are you looking at the mic? Very nice. You got it. That we saw. So your friend had this computer. So your friend's a crook.

What do you want to do? No, no. I guess somebody had, I don't know how it works exactly, but it's, I guess they had, read it through his computer. And they have to be eye showed up and they traced it to his computer, but it wasn't him. What?

They had hacked something. I don't know, some crimes. They had hacked the mainframe. Something like that. Jol. Let me pick a part. Let me pick a part. No, I don't think about this. The idea shows up at your friend's house to arrest him or to choose him of a crime.

And you don't even bother to find out what it is. What's up with the bullet? Leave that? It was a long time ago. What does that mean? It was a long time ago. Jol was only a certified nut. I was only able to find it. I was only was only certified now. I was only in certified understanding

So my friend just went to prison for 10 years what for? Is it Why do you have stories what what was what did the computer do? I'm operating off Michael right now This is really you gain 25% just read this online somewhere and spat it like it was you right? It's a dialogue I Want to be cool. I want to be friends who was arrested for something that I will tell you what it is. Yeah, no, I was arrested They just came question him. I don't remember

You don't remember did you live in this place with this person? No, he was just a friend of yours I feel are you with the FBI? Are you in an investigation? You really need to know it's a long call When you tell me somebody has a computer in their house if you're setting up I don't know that is committing crimes like he No, it wasn't committing it wasn't committing crime computer was committing crimes If he wasn't committing crime, I was the FBI so many a hacked in you guys to the computer guy That's racist This is like the beginning of inception. It's like it's just works just believe it

We can go into people's dreams. We're not gonna explain this at all We have a box we push a button and you're in a dream Well, the FBI shows up and they ask you questions about what we don't know what something Joseph Gordon-Levitts there for some reason that's enough. We won't we're going to read Joel over the colds on that. Um, I said that creates an awkward, I don't know. Yeah, it's an awkward pause now. Did you see that Bethesda and Interplay finally settled their lawsuit over fallout property?

Yeah. Oh, we heard. Yeah. Bethesda and who? Interplay. Interplay. Interplay who originally developed a fallout series right back in the 90s. Interplay. Interplay. Interplay who originally developed the Fallout series. Right. Back in the 90s.

I guess Bethesda has reclaimed the rights to create a Fallout MMO from Interplay. Okay, let's assume I don't know anything about this. Even though I think I do. Fill me in. Why? What was the arguments about? Interplay had gone in a bankruptcy several years ago. As a result of it, they sold the license to Fallout to Bethesda, right? Who made Fallout 3 and Fallout New Vegas. Interplay retained the rights to the fallout MMO from Bethesda, granted that they could begin development by April 2009 and secure $30 million in funding. Okay. They didn't do either of those things, so they failed to meet their end of the obligation. Sounds like they lose it.

Right. Bethesda then had to take legal action to reclaim the MMO rights. And they just settled it. And I think Bethesda had to pay interplay of the two or three million dollars. Despite the fact they couldn't accomplish their goals just to get the MMO rights from them. Sounds like getting the MMO rights to fall out for two or three million dollars is not that big a deal. But they had already had another license agreement that allowed them to make the single-player games. So they'd already paid for it and they'd probably already paid assuming that interplay was going to proceed with their own MMO development. Right. So I'm sure they'd already paid and now they have to put another two or three million. So in

game terms, not a huge term of money, not a huge sum of money when it comes to development, but still it's it would be nice to fail your way to two to three million dollars. I know I was thinking that it was like how did they fail to meet their obligations in this legal contract and get two or three million dollars out of it That's pretty cool. It's like oh sorry. I couldn't get the $30 million in funding. I needed give me two or three You know just between friends But anyway the good news is that Bethesda can now make a fallout MMO if they choose right if they choose to do you think they will? Well, what would a fall MMO be like I mean futuristic wasteland type stuff I know the theme would be jack

no that's what that's what would be it be ever play the follow games essentially like these vaults you start in the vault and then I mean I'm gonna run your back aren't these Bethesda games they're kind of like single-player MMOs is what they're kind of like I mean, but now you just have other people running around. That's basically it, right? Right. So they basically played two to three million dollars to add multiplayer to them. I mean, they had the M.O.

And then charged people a monthly fee for it. I guess they had the M. They had the massive part, but they didn't have the multiplayer. They were missing their M.O. They got some M.O. They said, can I have some M.O. I've never really got into Fallout a whole bunch. So I missing their mo. They got some mo plays that can I say mo wasn't I never really got into fallout a whole bunch. So I don't know you didn't I thought you played fallout three a bit. I did I just played like the first part of it a lot. The FBI showed up. The NFBI showed up. Took his

competitive. And now he doesn't remember it fallout. Now I remember it took his pit boy. Well you know, you know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, And it's the same thing happens in Fallout right because they go over the targeting system really quick Yeah, it's easy to miss it and if you if you miss it's not easy to miss it They have the whole tutorial But if you've never played a Fallout game before you don't know how important that Vax system is yeah I never I never thought about that system that was new to Fallout 3 I played probably two to three hours of Fallout 3 without knowing to use the Vax system I didn't know I was just shooting stuff like an FPS. You were playing like an FPS? Yeah.

It was going to be really frustrating. And you never played Fallout before, it has a system called VATs, which is where you just target the head and target the legs. It's like you queue up actions and say you're going to shoot. Ever target anything but the head and the... I always target the head. And why is it so hard to find the head sometimes? That was the worst part about that game. Sometimes you'd be like torso, arm torso left arm torso left arm torso left arm Like if I'm on the torso. It's where you normally start I get that I just aim for the groin the If you shoot somebody in the groin If you shoot if you get shot in the groin, I mean you're done. I think I'm having a fight anymore

I think you aim at the groin. That's like you really like You miss the groin if you're aiming at the groin and you miss the other person's gonna stop There's rules in the post-apocalyptic wasteland. You don't shoot the junk Shoot heads. You don't shoot the junk. You shoot the left arm. As a matter of fact, I guess I'd rather be shot in the head than the junk. If you're on the torso though, Joel, of any animal, torso being the default body, and you want to go to the head, what direction you're going to hit to go to the head? You're going to go up.

You're going to go up. Never works. It wasn't. No. I so vaguely remember that system that I guess that's, I don't know, I don't even remember how it worked. Why would you ever want to shoot the left claw on a scorpion? Why would you want to do that?

So I don't care, can't pinch you. You said the scorpion's ever like carry firearms? They probably didn't. They have weapons. Could you target weapons? Shoot the weapons out of people's eyes. I don't believe so. You could shoot hands or maybe I can't shoot arms for sure.

It's also they always have the great animations too when you do get like a crit hit on their heads exploding. And it's also a perk you could get that would make that happen more often and be even more. I think it's called bloody disgusting or something like that. Yeah, it's a might that. Yeah, all those little perks are fun. I always went for sneak stuff and critical attacks because then I just like sneak through

everywhere, crouch and sneak through and then just shoot everything in the head from like a foot away. It was another one. It's like, what did that? His head just exploded. I was standing there. I was checking the mail and there was nothing that bam. I mean, you really like taking it right?

Oh, I love those games. Yeah, I mean, you played the hell out of that game. Yeah, I think the same thing though when I'm playing the older public now is I entered this enormous Star Wars room, which Star Wars is now to be classified by enormous technology rooms, like 80-foot ceilings, and it's like just the size of a football field. That means the Star Wars universe to me. And to the end of that room, and there's a group of three people here, and you kill that group of three people.

There's three other dudes, 40 people, and lots of you killed their buddies. And they're just like, what's going on? Maybe he'll stop I'm not a big MMO guy but I figured that out where it's like where's the distance where it's like it seems like I'm just running right by them But they're not seeing me like where's that borderline? It's like where the borderline between apathy and action. Yeah, yeah There's definitely like a hitbox that you try to avoid I don't like like anytime I visit a new planet when I'm not gonna push it to these guys. There's definitely like a hitbox that you try to avoid I don't like I like anytime I visit a new planet when I'm playing Star Wars

It's like you to try to just get past everyone like I know that it's like I'm like I'm against the corner of each room like going All right, so you know the old Republic this isn't maybe a question necessarily about the old Republic But about the Star Wars universe in general so like the old Republic timeline is supposed to take place You know 3500 years before the movie, right? Yes. Why has technology not progressed very much in those 3500 years? Like, they still have essentially have the same big picture. It's like, there's an award.

And the same technology, it's like, 3500 years, dude, that was a long time. That's like fucking Egypt, you know, ancient Egypt between that time. You see, yeah. I once they discovered like, hyper speed, that was it. They were like, that was it. They were like that. They were done. We got it, everything solved.

I saw some people arguing about it in chat in the game. One of them was like, was saying the same thing, like why hasn't technology evolved in the 3500 years? And the other dude was arguing with him was like, well, obviously all the technology is force-based. So despite the fact that time passes, the force is constant. So all of the technology

works around that. So the guy was like, so you're telling me a star destroyer works off of the fucking force? The guy's like, yeah, duh. That's like what? Those fucking conversations are the fucking cream of any guy. I mean, like the conversations like that, it's like, there was another great one the other day where like people were arguing, calling each other nerds in the game. I don't know why. Oh oh yeah, you're saying before you said that oh that's when I walked in the Okay, there's like someone who's like name was like no more column me who need or something like that And he's like oh all you guys need to revalue at your life y'all are but you're fucking loser nerds and someone replied

Says the guy whose name dr. Aditi from the elder scroll saw good and the guy was like all right. I'll show it up now I mean, I was like, all right, I'll shut up now. That was really funny. Who's nerdy with a guy who does it? Or the guy who can call an app? It's like, my legs are gone, it's complete. I can insult you with your own eyes. Yeah, but you know, I gotta say, when I was a kid, I thought life sabers were solid manifestations of the force,

which is why they could cut through anything Which is also why Jedi's were only to like use them and then turn out that wasn't true They're just like crystals that make this thing the cuts through stuff. That's it. Yeah, like a I thought my version was way better a hot energy sword pretty much. Yeah, and then like even make a Dumber version. It was funny. I mean, I don't know how did you arrive at that conclusion? I don't know It's just it's that's what seemed logical. Yeah, yeah, that it was like the force was this really kind of blending of that, you know, I don't know.

Yeah, I never thought that as a kid, but you know, once you told me I was like, well, that would have been much cooler. It's weird though, because it's like the unsaid of the first three Star Wars movies, the audience pretty much built a picture of how that universe was, and I think that we all sort of agreed on it. And then like those were all violated. I mean, they walked through the window. Yeah, I don't know.

Yeah, it's like when I was a kid I was pretty positive. Star Wars was better than Star Trek. Now I'm not so sure. Yeah. Now it's like maybe not. Maybe not. I make you much more of a Star Trek fan now I think. Oh really?

Yeah. I really do. I really like those last moves. Man, I had a crazy dream. Yeah, you like the last the very last movie. Yeah, the JJ Abrams one. Yeah, I said was not Yeah, I thought it was all plastic So I don't like throwing away the whole past storyline. I but it makes sense in this in that universe it does for a reboot It makes sense for yeah for reboot dude if if you kid if you can deal with alternate dimensions and timelines start right now. No, but I mean it's just like every to take everything

and throw everything away. I mean yeah, if you hate alternate dimension and stuff like that you probably can't stand a single episode of the next generation right? It's like two rikers at one point like there was something with like a teleporter and they they cloned riker by accident. They's left one on another planet like stuff like that these frees like oh, oh whatever. Just don't worry about that anymore It was a really crazy moment in Star Trek consideration where to like the DJ hooker ending where I was like ah and then the freeze They get the credits. It's like to leave riker on that planet But it was a it was an episode of Star Trek where they got to connect to some temporal rift or something like that.

And other enterprises from other dimensions started coming in. Yeah, there's the last episode. No, it's not. This is my wife's favorite episode. I know the one you're talking about. That's where Warf is coming back from the competition. Yeah, and his shuttle goes through, yeah. I know if I can talk about Warf.

Warf holer, something like that. And some great episodes, yeah. And they're collapsing all the universes and sending people back to the right universes But then there's one enterprise starts attacking all the others because they're from a dimension where the board has won and they don't want to go back And it's like this crazy riker like his hair's all nuts and I remember Yeah, no, it ships all fucked up. He's like I'm not going back Yeah, he's been fighting the board by himself or with like two or three other people yeah yeah you know it's just it was a really cool crazy moment

that she can go completely wrong and they're like Zotny blew him up like like a tj hooker they're like no our universe is good man yeah sorry buddy looks for you sorry about that getting over by the technological collective but a zap so I had a great dream the other night I had I don't know if it's a great dream it's a star Trek dream and it just As part of I guess I read an article that they were about to start filming star Trek 2 Okay, the new star Trek 2 and and so I guess I made parallels between that and the original franchise So I kind of got in my head. They were remaking wrath of con and then I had a dream that I was watching the J.J Abrams remake of wrath of con and you know who they wrath of con and then I had a dream that I was watching the jj abrams remake

of wrath of con and you know who they cast as con and tenu benders have your bar dem from no country for old men that's cool that would be that would be a two-week is hell i think i had a cat on pral i would not screw that guy that's yeah i think it'd be a great replacement for Rick Hardell Montobon. I think that was the rumor floating for a while. They were going to bring Khan back essentially, but apparently that's gone now. They cast the new villain, and it's not a Khan-like guy. Can I tell you something?

I don't even know who Khan is. Who is Khan? I think he appeared in a couple of two or three episodes of the original series you see human I don't know I don't think he's a human him and and not Picard Kirk Kirk Kirk were links somehow I want to know like he left him on a planet was that what was that like that that was part of the story Ralph that's that's right yeah and then he got hold of I think checkoff showed up with his ship he had gone on the planet and the and the like probably with the evil riker was there and I think he just spent the whole time on the planet like fuck you I'm gonna fucking fuck you up the next time I see you or whatever and then they came across

the planet again or whatever and yeah checkoff did yeah and then they took and they put the worm and check out zero Yeah, it was like the creepiest thing. Oh god. I needed that when I was a kid like I couldn't watch that Not like I don't know my creepy. Yeah, that's all Star Trek is he's putting someone on a planet letting me get pissed off and coming back and finding him pissed off Because it didn't listen to us. Yeah, yeah Yeah, that's what happened with the reboot was basically blew up This guy's planet pissed him off. He waited 20 years and shows up I'm gonna fuck your plan and what's the first thing he does? He's always vulking. He thinks fog and six amount of ice plant.

I know this is like, this might be a problem in the future but we'll do it that when we get there. This is a block destroys him so I'll work so hard. Yeah just kill the motherfucker. Don't leave the guy on the planet. I think this is an important life lessons to be learned from Star Trek here. Yeah, don't leave me on a planet. I know you're Eminent. You're just kill show no Confession kills are like don't you have the chance just finish him yeah That'd be a great beginning to a Star Trek movies. Dude just standing on a planet watching a shuttle leave And he goes you fucked up

See the seasons passing it's covered with snow, then the snowmails, gets covered with flowers. Then he develops his own spaceship with intercello traveling, and goes to kill some other friends. Exactly. Yeah, builds a spaceship at a rocks. Star Trek is one extended story of revenge. What was your favorite ever episode of Star Trek, since we're now on this tangent?

Oh man, it'd be a next-gen episode, I don't know that for sure. I was a next-gen kid. I I hit that like the perfect time I was young enough to watch pretty much the entire series like it was like every day before I go to bed Yeah, I watched an episode of Star Trek next-gen and go to bed. What's that even on a network? Or was that just a syndicate? It was syndicated. It's like I'm pretty sure I watch it on CBS syndicated. Yeah, but when originally aired it was on I'm pretty sure I watch it on TV. It was syndicated, yeah, but when originally aired, it was on UPN or... No, UPN did not exist back then.

It started in a voyage here. It was on Kater 89. Yeah, you're thinking of Voyager or Enterprise. Did it originally? That might be the most successful syndicated show ever, right? Unless you can't find a side-fled hope, right? Oh, yeah. Small wonder.

Small wonder. They're remaking that, aren't they? No, they really. I think so. God. That's a show about a girl who's a robot It was terrible. I always unbelievable I'm not even at the time it was bad. Okay, we're really gonna get into this I love all the Barclay episodes He was one of my favorite side characters someone they bring him up like the one where Barclay got super smart and then built a robot in the holodeck

Anytime these the holodeck always I love the holodeck fucking it was like such an out because you end up if you end up in the holodeck. Anytime these the holodeck always. I love the holodeck. It was like such an out because you end up in the holodeck, you get a fucking Sherlock Holmes episode or like some bar ship Mark Twainster or Mark Twain like fuck that. Fuck everything about the holodeck. That's partly the episode we're like right you're in short and like it was all like it was like crusher and Troy were all dressed up in scant, you know, they're little outfits and you know Barclay was running around like you'd run the ship and everything that was a great episode. I don't know who Barclay is. It was a Barclay.

It was a guy from the 18. Do you remember the 18? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, he was a Murdoch by the 18. Yeah, yeah. He got like, didn't he get attacked by worms in the teleporter?

At one point. No, like he got attacked by teleporter snakes. So we learned two things of us, Star Trek. It's all about people getting lift on planets and worms. You're a worm on a plate. Get JJ Abrams on the phone. Oh man. And you got, of course, have the puns about wormholes. And you got the puns about wormholes. And you got the puns about wormholes.

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Oh man. And you got of course have the puns about wormholes. The worm grows up to be sentient and hunts downcourts. I don't know. I think honestly like the series finale, like the final two episodes. Yeah. Those are pretty damn good. There was a couple of next generation episodes that were unbelievably great.

The one where we're a Picard gets stuck on that planet and turns out like He's no no he's like It's really No, it's up to the opposite is actually really happy. You were gonna talk about my favorite episode Yeah, yeah, I want to say it's the long-voy Ched home, is that I believe so. That was a good body award. I think it's something like that. It might be one of my favorite episodes of television, period. That was a great episode. Yeah, it is. It's a thing where they're in space and there's some kind of probe. Yeah. They

come across from an ancient space. I was going to start a line of questioning on your training between them. No, here's a premise. But essentially, like, something appears in the ship and like knocks Picard out, right? They find a probe. And the probe shoots him. He's on the phone. And it's him with some kind of beam and he finds himself on another planet. But he's living like some guy's life and he then lives an entire life as that guy.

Yeah. In like the space of five minutes on the ship. He's a wife and a kid and that's it. Yeah. God, that was a great, great episode. And it was like such a payoff at the end. Like when he finds the flute that was that he had as that person on that planet, the flute is inside the probe.

They like send it as a message to the person that this probe would then transfer all the civilizations information to. Like apparently the episode was called the interlite. The interlite. They could make a probe, they could shoot some sort of laser at somebody to make them relive an entire life, but they couldn't figure out how to build a fucking spaceship. Now so they're planning to get on the fucking planet. It's not it was doomed. So does that mean like Picard then has like an entire 40, 50 years worth of memory and knowledge in his head that yes

So what crazy is that what did that make him like super crazy smart from that point on or super crazy crazy crazy I mean essentially that was groundhog day, right? I mean like he got to go through all stories like stuff and then when bad just kept going bad But that guy he didn't really do anything. It was like a farmer. What's still he's like 40 like 50 years of dirt life experience life experience Playing the flute. The fuck is that? At least I got the whole of it. Let's put it this way.

If we transferred all your knowledge to somebody else, what are they really getting out of that package? These are editing skills. And find a cut pro. Stay away from vegetables. Yeah. He like wakes up from the probe. And he's like, he's like, he's taking everybody.

They're like, what the fuck is a sass and scream to why did he get talking about the blacks and what I know the more common fatalities that's what I'm gonna lift I mean who knows I mean it's like I guess if you did have all the time in the world you would probably learn every language like that. Well that's what like Bill Murray says in Groundhog days like you know maybe you, maybe, you know, maybe I am God, maybe God just knows everything, you know, so anyway. Some point of that out about Twilight too is that you live immortal for centuries and you hang out in high school.

Yeah. That would just, that would destroy you. I mean, I don't know what else they're going to do, but high school is like, isn't the first thing where they meet, aren't they in biology lab? Can you imagine sitting through biology lab for the billionth fucking time? Why would you do that? Yeah, I mean, so you finally found a plot hole in Twilight. We did it.

It's all in red. I just want to say I didn't find it. I read it on the internet. Apparently the internet doesn't like Twilight very much. Gus, you have a favorite Star Trek episode. I like the finale. I mean, I struggle to think of many, like it's difficult to end the show, right?

The struggle to think of many shows that ended well and I feel like next generation really went out on a good note. Do you remember what the final line of Star Trek next generation was? Fuck no, no. That was it. Anybody? It was bleak.

They were playing cards, right? Yes, do you remember the final line was? Deal me in, or it's a gambling term. Is it gambling or it's a, it's a, it's a gambling term, is it a gambling term? Yes. All right, see it's a gambling term. They're playing poker. Yes. Um, sir, is this your computer? All in. No, uh, deal me in. All in. Come on. We got to figure this out. How can we not know this? I don't know.

Well, the final line was the sky's the limit. Sky's the limit. so that's right. Yep So if I recall correctly wasn't the last episode of Star Trek the next generation didn't have to do with Q It was it was a two-parter with Q you don't like Q I don't like I don't like you as your holiday or whoopie Goldberg or Barclay I know it was a whole thing with Q and it was that it was the multiple timelines where Where we're precarred bounced through three different timelines like the present future in past I hate all those characters. No, it was a whole thing with Q, and it was the multiple timelines where Picard bounced through three different timelines, like the present, future, and past.

Essentially, it was like the far point station passed, like the initial episodes, and then like the future where it was, you know, old Jordy and data had like the gray streak in his hair, even though he looked the exact same, which is clever, shit, I love that. Was that the same episode where, no, that's a different episode where Picard sees the alternate world if he like had played conservative his whole life and he was like an old instant I don't remember that one You see it like you have that hard condition He had that hard condition So he was always super protective instead of like being boisterous like he was and it's like this weird alternate world where he never accomplished

Anything it was a big loser It sounds awesome. It sounds like Christmas tale. What's a Scrooge thing? It sounds like it's a dress carol. Yeah, Christmas carol. Like ripped from Dickens here. Hmm. I don't know.

Ever looking up stuff online. Past, present, and future. Anyway. No, that was, yeah. They made it just neat Tashi-R back into the series finale and stuff like that. Do you like Tashi-R? Oh, yeah. I love Tashi-Died.

She got hit by a tar mong. She just fell into the car. We were sort of unceremonial. It was really. Yeah. Series finale and stuff like that. Do you like Tashi? Yeah, I love how she died Unserium Yeah, we're just kind of cool. I mean it's kind of cool because it's like okay, I think it happened It was like three or four seasons in before the killer right? Yeah, I think she was leaving I think she was the cemetery and she's gonna have a big career. Yeah Yeah, yeah, that's right and then she made trekkies She was in trekkies Oh really? Yeah, she was a, that's right and then she made trekkies. She was in trekkies. She made a true was a really She was a producer director on her something. She was the person who was doing all the interviews in front of camera talking to the people at the events

What is Tashi are's name the actress Good question. I don't know she are you've got the laptop or funny figure Everybody's furiously typing away. I want to get out the stupidest. Her name is Denise Crosby. I want to get off this ridiculously stupid, her name is Denise Crosby. So speaking of actors that have appeared in other stuff, do you know the kid, I think Joseph Micello, the kid from Jurassic Park,

who played Timmy in Jurassic Park, the little like the little boy. Yeah, he's in the social network. He's one of Jesse Eisenberg's friends, or what's his name's friends in college. Like one of the first few guys in the room or whatever. What is writing on the window? Yeah.

Okay. He's in there. And I had no idea, but there was an article yesterday I was reading it was like the like child actors where they are now and like is like, yeah, he's still acting. Holy crap. Did you know Charlie was he was in the Pacific? Yeah, he's been on the beach. He was in the beach.

He was in the beach. Oh, I think I that I think I recognize him. Yeah, yeah, he's been on the beach. He was on the beach. Eugene Sledge. Oh, I think I, that, I think I recognize him. Yeah. So like, do you know Charlie from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? He made that essentially made that one movie, never made another movie again. And then it's went to, I think he went to Pittsburgh early. He lived in Pittsburgh and became like a, I think he's a vet. Yeah, he's a veterinarian. I thought it was a farmer. But okay. I heard he's Maryland

Manson now. Who is that rumor? That was the rumor about Paul Pfeiffer from the wonder Years yeah, it became Maryland Paul Pfeiffer, but there's there's a photo of him the kid who played Charlie He looks like like Daniel plane view from there will be blood now. He's got this wicked mustache and just looks you know Crazy as hell, so yeah, yeah, maybe the British is a child shockocks factory took into Pittsburgh and left them there like a planet Very good I know you didn't I've seen there will be blood nope, okay Nope, okay

You know, I mean who else could deliver that dialogue and not just like everyone in this set is laughing I mean you were horrified absolutely listening to him talk in that in that scene. Oh I'm totally unfamiliar with it There was a movie about an oil baron essentially, uh-huh And he he was trying to buy land from this guy forever and it was a long relationship of just like that there were rivals and eventually the guy was broken and would offer to sell him his land essentially and he said you're when land is worthless to me because I have already trained all the oil from it it's like a milkshake and I used my straw and I drank it up and it's like you're laughing when I'm saying this yeah I clearly

I'm not the angle they Lewis but he's saying this to the guy that's and it's like you're laughing when I'm saying it see I clearly I'm not Daniel DeLuis No, he's saying this to the guy. It's awesome. It's unbelievable Just like it's just destroying this guy Great movie. Mm-hmm. Maybe it was a long time ago. That was the same year as a Senior country for old men. Yeah, I want to say that was like 2007. I think it was It was it was the end of five years ago. That's five years ago now, man It was the end of oh seven. I think was that movie better than no country for old men No, I like no country for old men more no country for old men is one of my favorite movies all the time. Yeah It's other was Shawshank redemption and I gotta say I feel like

It's a little bit of a hipster because I like Shawshank redemption so much That now that everyone likes it and play so much. I like it less. Isn't that stupid? Yeah, stupid that is stupid right? That's like Titanic like I like Titanic You know looking everyone's like oh my god, you know, whatever's stupid movie. It's actually pretty good movie Yeah, no, it's good. No. Yeah, no Titanic's a good movie. No, no. It's a little long, but it's a good movie a little long Yeah, do you like Avatar? You know not not really how do you not like Avatar? What's wrong with Avatar? It's just it's the story's been told too many times besides Giovanni Robici You know, not really. How do you not like Avatar? What's wrong with Avatar?

It's just, the story's been told too many times. Besides Giovanni Rubici. The story's been told so many times. What's he doing in that movie? He's playing George Bush. Of all people, Giovanni Rubici. And the characters aren't characters or characters or characters. I mean, it's just like you said, like Giovanni Rubici.

Ha ha ha, I mean, Joel. You understand, you've worked, you've worked in entertainment now for 20 years. You understand, if you're making a half billion dollar movie I guess it has to be that probably have to aim a straight the mainstream That's what we're talking about we're talking about like okay, we were I don't know you asked me if I liked it We're talking about the budget. Oh, okay, sure, but I mean I liked what fast five or whatever that was yeah We watched the seats that rung up. I mean that was fun. I mean I like the movie But I'm not gonna sit around and like put it my top tenable time

But Avatar was a good movie. I mean it was it was good. Did you get your did you get your value? For your ticket price, you know, it's it's hard to say because not that hard That was the first time I saw a movie on the I'm accent 3D. Yep, and so I was like wow this technology is very impressive So you see the water stain on the screen at our I'm So you see the water stain on the screen at our I'm Water stain I don't I'm gonna go no I Want to see ghost protocol at the I'm act so bad, but I can't bring myself to go They're they making waters they may have fixed it Okay, good. I remember good and I then Jesus I saw Tron there last year remember looking for I couldn't find it

So yeah, it was there was a Buddy flash point out to me and I go why did you do that? He goes because somebody did it to me So I'm giving it to you So he essentially puts you on a planet Where you cannot watch a movie all you can do is bring other people down with you But I man ghost protocol. I saw it. I max it's cool. to see it in the back. It's great. It's a lot of fun. God damn, I got to see it in the back. There was one shot in Ghost Protocol that I kind of regret not seeing in IMAX.

And even just watching it on the normal screen, I was like, oh damn, that's, ooh, I can only imagine. I think it looks actually the shot I'm talking about. Everyone says that there's like a Dubai sequence they have to see in IMAX. I don't get too specific for those of you who haven't seen it yet. I hate spoilers. It's pretty cool. There's a lot of great sequences.

Really? I mean, there's else. Yeah. Yeah, really? Jeremy Renner's pretty awesome in it too. Yeah. Like Simon Pegg of all people is pretty great in that. Like, how did Simon Pegg become an action star? He just became like the quirky, funny, you came to see essentially. I was more like, I didn't become like the smart guy because all the characters played before were super stupid. Yeah. Like, shot of the dead. And even that boy play before were super stupid. Yeah, like shot of the dead and He runs that boy runner was he in that? Yeah, he was and now he plays all super smart guys that are quirky like he plays Scotty Yeah, smartest guys in any fictional story ever and then he plays I don't know the guy in mission impossible But super start smart computer with

But still comes across a stupid somehow And he's goofy and he's gonna like working a you know very. Yeah, if you're corkie then you're the corkie guy corkie guy. Because they don't have a smart guy. They wanted a British guy and didn't have much selection. It was either him or Ricky Jervais. Ricky Jervais hosting Golden Globes this weekend right? Oh is that this weekend? I think so. Well, it's competing with the I.E.W.G.

Well, no, it's like, well, the awards are tomorrow, right? On Thursday. Yeah. And so Golden Globes, I think, on Sunday. So I still think we might get a little bit closer. It's a little too close. I think the Golden Globes should have rescheduled. And when they saw the IWTV on the calendar, it's like, fuck. There was an AMI-AVN porn awards in the next week.

There's a great ad for Ricky Gervais hosting. Where it was just like, fire and smoke. And it's like people screaming. And then it's like Ricky Gervais walks out of the middle of it, just laughing. And walks away. And it was like, screaming and then it's like we could your race walks out of the middle of it is laughing and walks away. And it's like you remember what happened last year. I'm curious to see like how big is gonna go bigger than it

last year and just like really try to do it. I'm sure. Everyone or is gonna be like, can whatever. I'm sure. I mean people I'm sure people want to be targeted now. Yeah. Because it's such a big deal. You know, it's like having your own mini roast.

But it's almost like if you are like are offended now, you're the dumb one. I mean, you know, like you can't be offended. It's always been that way. Yeah, yeah. But I mean, now it's like, you know, if someone tries to go home playing the victim cars, like, no, shut the fuck up. Did anyone actually get upset? I mean, there was a lot of... Yeah, there were people at the awards were calling them out, like when they were accepting awards. I think it was like, like, what's his name? who was who was bullseye and terrible shit Ben Affleck no no no the bullseye the bad guy. He was in the vampire movie and not Russell Crowe. Um god damn it I never saw I never saw there. I'm a Russell Crowe Brad Pitt. I can't think of his name. Why could I not think of his name? I can't think of his name either

Colin Ferrell god there we go. I can't think of his name either. Yeah, yeah. Colin Farrell. Colin Farrell. God. There we go. I don't know. We were both thinking the same dude. Colin, so anyway, Colin Farrell came up on stages. Like, yeah, you know, I hope everyone's having a good time. And I'd even know it's a little bit more vicious than I would have liked.

Or so he said something dumb like that. I want to say it was him, but like someone called out Ricky Javace, essentially on stage. And it was like, really? Now, this is, it's just a dumb award show, man. Like you get paid to play other people and you're gonna complain about this stuff. Somebody else had a, just looking because I just got a jar of almonds.

Yeah, I was gonna eat those. You guys are gonna be really loud. Somebody else got a good zinger in on them. That theme appropriate to me, which was, they go into the mic and said, how happy they were to be there on Ricky Gervais' last night in show business. That's funny. But that's just giving it back. Yeah, absolutely. they were to how happy they were to be there on Ricky Gervais's last night and show his day.

That's funny. But that's just giving it back. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, that's... And then we talked about it. There was, at the time, people were really outraged to buy it, and we all knew he was going to come back. We all knew that he was going to be, you know, a lot of press and everything else.

That's what they look for. So I feel obligated speaking of press. I feel obligated to mention the fact that are the Gus Guevara shirt finally went on sale. This shirt we've been talking about for like four weeks and they finally put it out. We've been hitting it. Yeah, we talked about it and we never said what it was. That's such an awesome shirt, dude. The picture of me is Che Guevara. That may be my favorite Ruestri T-shirt. Yeah, it's amazing blending there of so many levels. It's a you can be a part of history.

You can apparently. I don't know if I can. I think you should wear the hat all the time. The hat was way too far. I have a giant head. You should go ahead and wear it out. Go ahead and hurt. Just listen to me.

Are you listening? Go ahead and wear the hat. Okay. Have we ever measured our heads to see who has a bigger head? Yeah, I thought we did and you had like you your circumference was like one inch bigger than mine one inch wow Yeah, I got to be good if you guys were in fallout You mean trouble We easy it be easy to target my head See me the opposite every direction from the torso would go to my head down

We got my head left go to my head We people would shoot at your torso and the gravity of your head would pull the bullet up. Exactly. They would just shoot in any direction in the ball. It would just find a home. I do think that fallout is the classic example of there's a cool kind of flare cutscene which is really neat. The first time you see it. And it's pretty cool the next 30 times you see it. And then after that you're like, okay, I I really don't wanna see this cutscene anymore. It's gotta be careful when you're developing a game

if you do a small tiny, like animation with action or something. Yeah, I think the one that annoyed me the most was I tried to 100% red-ded redemption, but they had too many fucking multiplayer achievements in that, including experience. There was a thing in red-ded redemption multiplayer where you got a triple kill at the same time.

It wasn't like Halo where you get a kill then four seconds later, another kill, then four seconds later, another kill. It was like, you kill three people at the same time with a stick of nine of my, I still don't know how you would get that without getting people on the team. Yeah, to do it.

But there was an animation in Red Dead Redemption where you skinned an animal. Oh yeah. And it was like, your guy would get down the ground, pull his knife out, go, chop. Ch-ch-ch-ch-chop. And it was blood flying, and you wouldn't see what actually was happening was off screen.

Man, I got so sick of seeing that. I got so, and you couldn't bypass it or anything like that. Yeah. I mean, there's a million examples of things like that. Right. Every game where it's like this little animation where you have to sit through. Yeah, I was, you have to be careful.

You have to make, I think you have to make things like that skippable, but you can't make it too easy. Like what game was I think it was a modern warfare three. Like there was a cutscene going on and like someone knocked on my door and I tried to pause it. I tried to bring up the guide to stop the cutscene. Like the cutscene kept playing. So it's like shit.

So I put the guide away. Then I hit start hoping it would pause it. Nope. It's like, fuck. Yeah. I did that in the opening cinematic for Halo ODST. I was looking around the cabin because you could look around your pod. Yeah. And then there were buttons. And so I hit A to hit a button and I just skipped the

skin. I was like, oh fuck. Yeah. Yeah. That's not good. Yeah. I was totally immersed in the next because I was so immersed. I hit a button and you know, I'm out suddenly out of the scene. You unimmersed yourself. I unimmersed myself. So you guys are going to Vegas. Speaking of being immersed, yeah. Immersion, our show is up for two awards at the IAWTV. I'm on a plane here in just a few moments to go off to Vegas to get ready for it. I actually have a panel at CES as well.

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Just check out the CES TV you can that Mark Cuban is going to buy as soon as the show's over. Just seals much stuff This boss. I'm gonna rad it punch against motoguy That's the show where they'd use that that a TV be gone or whatever People are like selling gloves now you wear these gloves where you can like interact with touch screens with the gloves Those were very popular Christmas this year look I'm interacting with the touch screen with my hand But you know like if you're out in the cold, like if you're trying to like it, answer your cell phone,

if you have a glove on, it's like the haptic touch or whatever. So they have it now or it will pass through. I read a story some a couple years ago that, I guess, you know, that's a big problem in countries like Korea, where it gets really cold in the winter and people wear gloves. So there was like this particular brand of like a snack sausage, like a slim gym that would work with the phone. Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That seen, I've seen them do that like like hot dogs and stuff. So, we're in the North Korea. We've never seen that.

No, no, I saw, I see people use the hot dog. Yeah, there's no phone. No, no, no, no, no, I, this is where I came from. So, I remember seeing a video when the iPhone first came out where someone attached an iPhone to like a remote control plane and they were taking photos with the iPhone for some reason

and they needed a weighted touch the little button. And so they like somehow attached a hot dog to it That would like touch it and make it take photos. I swear to God. Okay, wait a second. I'm not gonna be fine. I know I know Let's go over this Where do I got a hot dog and an airplane? There's a remote control airplane. Yes, isn't a remote control hot dog I guess so I guess they had a button to hit the hot time making move down and hit the play button.

This is the most intriguing thing. I'm going to find is I'm going to find this. So there's some the point where the eye show up and it was a unique server was attached to the plane. What was the mechanism that made and Colin Farrell was on a planet with you're telling me that

instead of these people geniuses instead of rigging the phone to be remotely Activatable to where it could take a picture. They rigged up something outside of the phone Oh, I'm letting believe you're that in this guy now there is a Rebelly controlled. I think the panical hot dog. I mean, I think I read a story about one of those falling in I ran and then they saw about it Found a probe and a hot dog. Alright. Alright. American flag. I'm sticking mine as a goddamn story until we have proof otherwise.

I did a Google search for iPhone hot dog and the first return is a story about the South Koreans using sausages. But I see nothing about that. That's legit. That's legit. My story's not made up. Fuck yeah. I can't make real whiteness. Alright. I want to be in the room. I'm making up stories. I just imagine that. I just imagine the guys in the room saying, so we're gonna get it in the air. How are we gonna take the phone to take pictures?

And one guy at the end of the table goes, stick with me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Never mind. They go in the back room where they're recharging a little brother. It's a remote control hot dog. But, Lily, you've been preparing for this year's whole life. We have a job for you. What the fuck? Oh. So, while we're on the story of stuff, while we're on the topic of things that are completely and totally ridiculous, Twitter yesterday at At Bernie Burns.

If I can say Twitter, can I say At? Sure. At at Bernie burns. If I can say Twitter, can I say at your at at Bernie burns. Someone sent me, you know, they always send me stuff about animal attacks. People always do. Now there's actually one dude who every day sends me a message. And I was going to see how long you'd stick with it. I'm even I probably shouldn't bring it up. I might have you edit this out.

There's a dude every day for like 30 days now has sent me a one message poop sucks. He sends it to me every single day Once a day and that's the entirety of that account that's all that he does Anyway, so they said me this is gonna be this is gonna be the guy that kills you Well, maybe so maybe so I thought he was talking to Jason Remember Jason's nickname used to be poop. Oh, yeah, but um they sent me the story I should laugh at this. An animal, this is why I'm so glad I live in America. So there's this city, city.

It's a city in India, where it's a suburban part of the city. And a fucking leopard wandered into, wandered into this part of the city and just started attacking people on the street Holy shit, he's like in the lobby of his apartment getting attacked by a leopard. He's like I gotta go open the door pizza guy All right, you're not that land leopard are you? No, man Who's a guy took a picture of that? Dude, that's a dude who released the leopard. Like, you gave me some great pictures.

Okay, great story. Random. Save Leopard. God. Leopard kills me. God, and you gotta send me that. I'm not gonna be able to find that on my own. I just couldn't believe there would be such a disconnect while you're being attacked doing- Is this a leopard? And there's a leopard.

It's like, is just someone's cat. Like, it was that story about the tiger that went at the was it since the end of the zoo who went, I can probably jump this fence. Oh, it's reference this guy was ever this guy. Yeah, yeah, jump the moat and it got out and it killed four people of the zoo. Like, it was like right as a zoo opened. It's like, it's like, you turn a corner walking down the pathway and then there's a fucking tiger in the middle of it They found out that the people it killed were antagonizing it. Yeah, they were throwing stuff at the tiger That's why you got out and it killed the people who were antagonizing it didn't go it didn't kill anyone else

Really just went after the people who were throwing shit at it Oh god, everyone was racing. Yeah, we were racing in the joke. Goddamn it. Fucking, Nicol. Goddamn, I should never do fucking fuck. I guess I'm Nicol. I am like fuck. You're like fuck.

I had an email after our last week's podcast. We talked about Fahrenheit and Celsius and Kelvin. So we might have received some emails over this I got it I got it you got into this the Hall of Fame one. I'm not gonna say this guy's name or anything But he was like you know you should have clarified that two hundred twelve degrees Fahrenheit only the boiling pressure of water at sea level and Various temperatures the various pressures the Tim the boiling point of water changes And I was like fuck you fuck you as I go listen to a science podcast

I'm not gonna go into a fucking explanation about how boy with points differ with fucking air. You were in one of those conversations where, you know, this is a temperature-used force. Is the temperature? And he was like, it's my OCD that's making me write this email. But he leaves like open parentheses that aren't closed. I know, I pointed that out.

Like bad grammar. It's like, maybe your OCD should fucking pick up an MLS handbook dickhead. So I sent you the link. Yes, so that's the story about the leopard. Awesome. I also sent you a link to a picture. While we're talking about people who have weird Twitter

accounts, like the one the guy who just harasses me, there's a guy that I discovered on Reddit the other day. He has a Twitter account that is just to correct people on mistyping the word sneak peak. Like if you say, here's a sneak peak interview thing and they write PEAK. That's the whole purpose of it. So then he posts the responses of people that he corrects on that too. And that is the entirety of that account. Wow. His account is stealth mountain. Is a name that account nice. That's awesome. That's it. That's all that's the whole

purpose of it. I alert Twitter users that they type sneak peak when they really met the type sneak peak. I alert Twitter users that they type sneak peak when they really meant to type sneak peak. I live a satellite. Right. Right. I think people using you are at your and your, like a positive. You would say very busy doing that.

Jesus Christ, man, that drives me nuts. I worked on the set once where they had a panther. They had a panther. Like a giant panther? A giant black panther on there, I really wish I wasn't completely out of it because this is actually a funny ass story. But, I'm dying to hear it.

I just, I'm too out of it to tell the story, but it's like, come on, you brought a, they made a whole fucking big deal about this, where it's just like, you know, before the shoot, it's like, all right, they, they get, before you even got the set, it was like, they say, give you pamphlets. And shit, where it's like, this is like, the reading got the set It was like they say give you pamphlet and shit Like they're really real yeah, no like don't this is how you act in front of a panther don't do this don't do that

Everyone's in the actor and then when you get there. It's sort of like they they've got like an animal guy there And they're like really serious about this. It's like we're gonna have a panther on the set, you know They're here the rules, you know everyone's saying a group Like do not get separated from the group. Because if you get separated from the group, the panther's gonna think you're the weak part of the herd and he's gonna go after you. And there's all these fucking rules

and all this shit and this that and the other thing. And it sounds a lot like a pamphlet that you give out for working with Nicholas Cage, though. Right, right, right. It's the same, very much the same, right. Wait, wait, okay, so what happened? So the panther shows up on set. So we have this whole thing, this whole things,

and pamphlets, and meetings, bubble, bubble, bubble, and they're like, okay, everyone okay, five minutes, we're bringing the Panther, four minutes, bringing the Panther, okay, everyone. We're, and we're standing in a group, it's like, okay, we're on the, we have cameras set, everyone's set, we have the group of people on stage was shot on the theater.

And I was part of this group of people who was supposed to be on stage. And they were like, okay, bringing the pantherons, like, and just as, I talked to like a PA, and they were like, I was like, I gotta go to the bathroom, or we do this, he's like, how you got plenty of time. And so I walk off to the wings to go to the bathroom.

I suddenly became way more interested in the story. And I go to the bathroom, and I've done the bathroom, and I opened the bathroom. I suddenly became way more interested in this story. And I go to the bathroom, and I've done the bathroom, and I open the door, the stage, and then the panther is about 10 feet from me, and then on the other side is the group. And it's just like, as soon as I open the door, the panther turns and looks at me. And the group is just dead quiet, and the animal trainer is like dead quiet, and the Panther just dead still looking at me, and as I'm in the doorway of the bathroom. And I don't, to this day, I'm not sure,

the animal trainer was saying something like, he was like, making hand signals or something. And so I just slowly start closing the bathroom door or whatever, but it's one of those jammed doors Where it's like the door front like the door is too big for the frame. I remember this going in it because like it was like slam You had to like slam it. It's like but I knew I couldn't close it all the way and sure fucking no I can't believe I'm sure fucking off the panther starts walking towards me and

Panther starts walking towards me and now I'm like closing the door. I'm closing the door, but I can't. I can't. I can't close the door all the way because it's going to slam and he comes up to me and start sniffing and I think at that point that's when the animal trainer was like, you know, and I think eventually that got over the tension forever, but that was a fucking crazy fucking thing that happened. You were almost Panther food. How close is Panther? This happened to get to you. A couple of feet, probably. So I was, I had my hand on the doorknob. Like I had my hand on the doorknob trying to hold the door closed and not only made it more curious. What's going on with that door? And it was, that was actually horrific.

Think it back on it because when that thing's looking at you and like the hood. That was like that's also honestly when you find out who your friends are in the group. I'll just stare at you across the panther way and they're just going, I'm going to tell you a little secret. Everyone's going to side with the panther in that everybody. Yeah, you didn't listen to the rules No, no the panther of the pamphlet and they and they went over stuff and I broke every fucking rule So as a group though moved over to where Joel was and you like brought the group to him They didn't do that. No, they were though in the direct. I mean you could draw a line between me and in the panther in the middle

And in the group was on the other side. They were not crossing that line no matter what. Oh, fuck no. So there was no one could get to me. I had fucked myself. Can you say what this was for? I mean, what show this was for? Yeah, like a Disney. Some sort of Disney show or something. I've worked a ton of those fucking Disney show. The Panthers of Wizard Place. It's called when animals attack people in Port Apodice. That sounds like something from the dick from a jackass movie. Oh my god. They would put a leopard in a Port Apodice. That sounds like something from the Jackass movie. Like they would put a leopard in a Port Apodie. No, but it's funny because it's like when you talk, that's what run the bell for me. When you're talking about the story of the leopard and the guy sticking to

myself, I can't believe this is how I'm gonna die. That's what I was thinking. Yeah, like I'm gonna say I'm gonna be back here. I can't believe I'm gonna die in a bathroom for the panther. I mean it's gonna be good 30 feet before anyone's even to me. I mean that panther's gonna good 30 feet before anyone's even to me. I mean, that panther's gonna fuck me up before he's in with me. So what did you do, like, when you went back into the bathroom, did you try to fake, like, you were part of a group in the bathroom, like, hey, big part in here, what's going on there? I heard the panther outside. Oh, hi, the shotgun. We have so many shotguns in here. It's so I always, she was like, when Gus did in high school,

she's trying to fit it. I got big plans later. Oh, is that a panther? Yeah, that could have eaten you. I mean, we, we, it just went a mallet you a little bit like this. Yeah. It just went around a little taste.

There's tons that we, it just wanted some of the Joel Heyman flavor. Like that's not, like, I think 20 times, I've been on sex where they have animals or whatever and it's all it's always fucked up. Let me put it this way that animal would have been using you later to touch an iPhone screen. It would have turned you into a nice little T-Tree. It's like what these fingers were designed for. So I want to talk about something else before we get too far to close the end here. We were talking about technology earlier and how technology doesn't evolve

Can I tell you and who has an iPhone 4s here? I do okay Joel? Do you have an iPhone for us? I do not have one. Okay. Can I see a question? I'm going to be honest. It's Siri getting stupider Like a Siri getting worse for you Well, I feel like yes, but I feel like it's because I'm making more Complex demands wasn't Siri supposed to get, like that she started off a certain way, and then they were gonna analyze all the stuff that people were asking her, and she was gonna get better at recognizing things.

Maybe we're not asking what normal people are asking. Well, or maybe being exposed to everybody is making a smart thing stupid. That's what I think is interesting. It's like we're bringing Siri down as a society. She could have been great without us, and now she's just like, I don't understand anything. What what they did a documentary about IBM doing the

computer to take on jeopardy. Uh huh. You see that Watson. Yeah boy you should see that because that's the same thing that happened. Watson's now it's humanity destroyed it. Wait, what are you talking about? How does how does how is your computer that would answer trivia questions? It seems like a slam dunk. You know you never you never saw that like they put a computer on jeopardy. It's like real computer that would answer trivia questions? It seems like a slam dunk. You never saw that? They put a computer on jeopardy. It's like the computer played against King Jennings and the other guy. It destroyed everyone.

It destroyed everyone. It's not much more complicated. It was like, it was like the heuristics, like natural language. Like they weren't feeding it any information. It would hear the answer or the question. And then go through information and then try to figure out what is being asked. So I mean really what are they testing there honestly because obviously a computer is going to know the answer to every true. Well it's like it's like a computer is trying to figure

out what the fuck these water creatures are asking is really hard apparently. Right. Water bags. Water bags. Water bags. But these Suvets water bags. So it's really just exercise and release your recognition is what ends up being. Well, we're gonna take a little bit of a comprehension of the question analysis and comprehension. Everything, every syntax and all that stuff. Doesn't it like the jeopardy question or the jeopardy answers or whatever?

They're always, you know, they throw in sort of riddles or they kind of re-work. Right. If you wanna see some funny stuff, it was the stuff before they got successful. Yeah. You know, if you listen to Watson trying to answer some of these questions, it's really funny answers.

Yeah. But that's But how does Siri work? Does it like every question that every person asks goes to some cloud? Yeah, it goes over the network. You can't use Siri unless you're connected to the network. It has to say, right, right, right. So that's kind of creepy. Yeah. I mean, this is like a judgment of humanity. I mean, this is everybody talking to Siri and now it's getting worse right here let me ask it Siri what time is Jersey sure on the time in bailiwick of Jersey is 554 p.m. okay where the time where bailiwick of Jersey is that like in 5 p.m. It's gotta be the UK. Yeah

I don't know Siri never can answer anything for me. Does this mean that IBM is ahead of Apple? Well, it was a multi-million dollar machine Maybe is opposed to the you know the one every that three of us have it now now I mean now well, I thought that's all you need is one everything roots to one machine now right the cloud and then the FBI shows up Yeah, the cloud is actually your old friends part. It's he was trying to steal our clouds. You stole my clouds. So I'm with the guess.

Why did you why did you fill the unit box? You know, I don't remember why he don't remember. Probably up to no good. He probably was. Well, let's be honest If you're building a unique box, it's probably for something. He was disturbing the anarchist cookbook. Is that is that it is the Unix the the code of criminals? That's true. No, it is Unix the code of criminals. I'm gonna go and record you're saying yes. Yep The people use music Unix still I don't know how to say our website runs on it

And the FBI is here. Everyone our website runs on Unix and a hot dog Yes, a remote control high and Siri and Siri no, so I mean I'm genuinely curious about this series getting worse. This is why I always let everyone else beta test This is why I never get the first product as I was gonna see how it's gonna work out How about I mean is it serious? I know everyone says that but they're like oh you know Why would you get a new iPhone? It's like, well, no, it's the U-Series. It's the fits generation of the iPhone.

Do you use Siri? I don't. You don't use Siri. No. I find it's really helpful. Can I tell you that I use, in my truck, my pickup truck, I have Microsoft sync, I find that works much, much better than Siri does.

Really? Yeah, the voice recognition on that. I get in my truck, my car turns on. It's funny, like cars, they usually lag in technology big time, but it's like if technology does get into a car, it usually works. That's probably a good point. I mean, it is a closed system. How is Google Maps?

I guess it has to be reliable. How is Google Maps not in cars yet? Like, how is that not a GPS feature? Cars don't have internet? Oh fuck, but but no cars have internet now some do some have like 3G connections. I don't burn your truck has 3G right? No. Oh well you can get it with 3G.

I've seen that offered before. You have to truck to my phone be a blue. Fourth. So theoretically if I could tether my phone I probably have. Ford has internet has 3G in the. Use your words. I don't know what you're saying. So like there is some sort of like you could set up your truck to basically be like a

3G base station. Let me put it to you this way. Let me put it to you this way. You get that issue, you can do that. You don't want to be... You don't want to use your GPS in areas where you don't have internet. Does that make sense? I mean I got that backwards. Where you most likely want to use your GPS is an area where you're not going to have internet. Yeah that makes sense. I mean, I've got that backwards. Where you most likely want to use your GPS is an area where you're not gonna have internet. Yeah, that makes sense. That's where you're gonna really need your GPS. Or, I mean, when I moved to Los Angeles,

I used my GPS all the time in my car. Yeah, to make your life a little easier. Yeah, but like Google Maps is like, you know, built in traffic and all that stuff too. It's like, no, be great. Oh, that stuff's in beta. Oh, yeah, I don't think I'd want anything that I absolutely, positively need to work be internet based.

Why don't we just have cars that drive themselves? Like, that'll be great. Like, if you lived in Canada and the heat in your car was dependent upon the internet working, it's not gonna work. It's gonna freeze the death. All right, I'm gonna ask you a question. If, would you give up your car if we had a super robust transit system where you nationwide

are just Austin. Just to say Austin. Like that subway system thing we saw online one time. Did you see that? Yeah, I saw that. It was basically someone is essentially designed a subway map for Austin. And if we had somebody like that, absolutely, I would drop my car. I would just take a bike to the subway station, go from there. I guess someone looked at that map. I guess people who do

like city planning looked at that map and decided that if the city of Austin were to build out that transit map the way it was designed, it would cost $60 billion. $60 billion? Yeah. Wow. Do we have that? Maybe if we all check our cows cushions, it was essentially a you know a full subway system that connected Austin to round rock and George town You might have didn't I was like who wants to get a George down who was I mean it was like complete like from all the way down here Like I could theoretically have gotten out get on a subway stop from here and go to my house in a little town But anyway, we should probably wrap things up. Tanks you question. We got to go in absolutely no I will fight that motherfucker

You'll keep your car. I will fucking I'm I'm with the I want to fucking yeah Wow car show with the Come on here at the end. So where are we gonna go to lunch? Vegas, yeah, let's go eat and uh, I know let's eat some peanuts on the southwest I think I Describe the show between newcomer and I a more familiar way. Do you like apples? All right, example.

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