Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #149

Episode Date: January 18, 2012

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Twisted metal, now only on peacock Hello everyone Chef chef chef chef chef chef chef chef chef chef Hello everyone This is Bernie Burr This this this this this is Bernie Burr Bernie dot com Bernie Cass media Hey, hey, hey, different. Hey, hey, I got the beer You fucking cunts stupid bitch. You know what fucking?

Gustavrola Gustavrola C'mat me, c'mat me, c'mat me bro My car was sunny fight up. Fuck fuck C'mat. Comet me, Comet me, Comet me bro I was right I was right I was right you were there you were there. I was in your life 3% sorry This podcast brought to you by Audible.com, the internet's leading provider of audiobooks with more than 100,000 downloadable titles across all types of literature, including fiction, nonfiction, and periodicals.

For free audiobook of your choice, go to audiblepodcast.com slash rooster teeth. And now we're doing the podcast. Alright! That was a fantastic intro. That was the podcast alright. That was a fantastic intro Wish the guy had left his username on the site. I think he just wrote his name as being Tom. I'm so fucking musical Holy crap. It was weird though Gus your section you were just talking. It's just like Gus Sorola In each of you Does it come at me bro? That's how Gus does it. Come at me bro.

That's gonna be my head now. It's better than drunk tank. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Apparently the yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, was actually Jeff from like an awu or something. Oh really? Yeah, I like, I found, I think I found the guy who made that one on like on Reddit or something like that. It just sounds familiar to me actually.

Yeah. I don't know what was his name on the site. Oh, I said it the other day. I forgot what it was. Yeah, some super cow. Yeah, there's a Reddit subreddits of Rooster Teeth and I found something there. Really? Yeah.

I didn't know that. Kind of cool. How you doing, Gus? Good, good. We just got back a couple of days ago. It's late last week from Las Vegas for the IWTV awards. Yeah, I just realized I'm the only one who didn't go to Vegas in this room. Yeah, we got... And you have no problem with that, right?

No. I don't have the money, Yodavagas. So honestly, at this point, I'm fine only one who didn't go to Vegas in this room. Yeah, we got and you have no problem with that right? No I have the money out of Vegas honestly at this point I'm fine with it Joel and Brandon are in here with me y'all were at the show as well. Yeah, we were it was a pretty good show It was a good show is a good shit Rooster teeth one best animated series for a little show we have called red versus blue Perhaps you've heard of it check it out. It's on our website the website address. RisterTeef.com. I'm looking at the trophy over there. I knew we were going to win.

Like, when they had like during the ceremony, they ran into a little bit of a technical glitch when they were announcing the nominees and as soon as they hit the technical glitch, I was like, well, we won. Because we have, we have, you know, me, Bernie, and Matt going back from the beginning of time, anytime we've ever had a showing anywhere, A thing, there's a technical glitch. So as soon as the technical glitch, I was like, oh, we're going to the spot. It's like for you technical glitches are a good sign. I don't know what to say. That's us.

That's us. That's how it is. It's your own. That's how you, that's how you live your life, though. Like you have a series of technical glitches around you at all times. It's amazing. I can get anything accomplished. I surf. I surf technical glitches. You know there were different nominees were allowed to make videos introducing all the categories and we made three for I think best writing and they're a lot of fun. We're happy with how they turned out and then they came to present ours. I was like, oh who's

gonna do it? Were they gonna be like and it was just kind of a blank screen. And it was like really slow audio. I was like, bro, like, like, like you didn't, you said you didn't hear red versus blue bus. No, I heard it was. Dogs everywhere knew exactly what was going on. We should say that the technical glitches were too pretty minute air minimum. And I think the whole show is just fantastic. Yeah, a lot of really talented people.

Yeah, absolutely. I think that was the best produced internet. I mean, it's the first ever news internet. I mean, it was well done. It was really well done, yeah. Before the award show started, it was in a theater. So there wasn't any place to get liquor in the theater. So I ran out to like this little cash bar like this little cash bar they have set up like

across the hallway. Cash bar. And it was in line waiting. It's like the line was kind of long. And I was standing there waiting and they're like, this girl with big boobs standing next to me, big boobs. And I kept looking at her, put that in the rematch. And, and I was like, who's that guy she's with? That guy looks just like Kevin Pollock. That's really weird. And this, I'm waiting, waiting, you know, and then I get my drink and go inside and then there he is, motherfucking Kevin Pollock. I was like, oh, what's he?

He was fucking great. He was hysterical. Joel told me Rick Fox was there too. Yeah, Rick Fox was there. Rick Fox sat behind me. Rick Fox was used to be on the Lakers. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I came across him.

We came across the cash bar at the same exact time. I boxed him out. Who's in there here? I boxed him out, man. I was at eight. We came across the cash bar at the same exact time I boxed him out Who's a boxed out man? I was it? He's already done the lot. I think I boxed him. I totally let me in there. Was he gonna look at a fox there too? Is he? Are they? I don't know. That's his wife. Oh really? That's where she gets the fox right now. Oh, I don't know. See I didn't know that. Yeah. No, there was a lot of there's a lot of people there There's a guy I'm a big financial guy. So Jeff Mackey who no, no, you guys don't know. No one knew about him.

I was like, oh my god. That's Jeff Mac at a big like I've never seen Joe Giddy. I was Giddy. It was awesome. I didn't get to meet him. I saw Freddie Wong there. I was like, oh look, that's the guy who makes the video. Was I like, yeah, I mean, it was there was a lot of people there.

It was great. He was there. She was adorable as always running across the stage. She had two-foot high heels. Yeah. I saw that trying to walk in the pretty heavy award. was there. She was adorable as always. Right across the stage. She had two-foot high heels. I saw that trying to walk in the pretty heavy award. So Kevin Pollock, I thought he walked that line between making fun of the award show and having fun with it.

Like I don't know that's hard to really explain, but it didn't feel out of taste. Yeah, what's funny is like when he was on stage, like, and he was talking, he's like, man, he's really killing. He's really funny. Like I was like, who wrote all this material and I turned back and look at the teleprompter and he was talking like he's really killing you really funny like they like I was like Did you know who wrote all this material and I turn back and look at the teleprompter and he was totally off book. Oh, yeah So great. It's just like he was just in the moment. Just nail it. He just fucking fine I feel like the other person up there with him didn't know what to do though No, but I was genuinely didn't know what to do

It was scripted and her stuff that she's supposed to say doesn't make sense anymore. Because he's not saying what he's supposed to say. And they also had pre-recorded Surrey. Uh, recordings that were interact with these guys. And at one point, he just ignored the line. So he said the reaction he worked in. The reaction is to make no sense. He's like, yeah, I didn't do that one.

It was great. He was just fantastic. It was a great thing to end with. Then. I'm inspired by careers that are just going off of book and make no sense whatsoever, but yet are successful. That's like the stuff. Guys are my heroes. Guys my hero. Joel. He's just fucking roll with it, man.

I love that guy. So you guys have any more shenanigans in Vegas? Anything interesting after we won the award. How there was there was a party like just like holding your folder. Your words. I wanted to go. I wanted to meet Jeff Mackey.

It was backstage. I was like, I hope we go backstage. And so we won. And there was like, I hope we win, go back stage. And so we won and there was like, it felt like there was 11 of us backstage after we would stage and we exited stage and go back and then like, and then we were in,

we were in the heart of the casino where I was like, this is it. This is our time to walk in the time. We were like walking through the access tunnels and stuff. We were like, oceans 11. That's where like, I'm following

beast of shit out of people. Yeah. And I was like, this is the time our nine year scam Of trying to put ready to rob the casino has worked perfectly This slow, slow burn, yeah, I told him say it until we were out of the long time. He's like, no, I was in there I was like, come on, let's find the money cage. I'm Like, let's go get the money cage and but no one no one no one will now they're on scene now So next year, even if you win the next one, I back Unless this is an elaborate nine-year distraction from the real plan

It's just a long. Yeah, it's a long you just got to stick with it. I don't know it It was a successful trip for me though regardless of yeah, you see you said an extra day right because you're supposed to come back on Saturday And I get a text from you like I'm saying another night. Yeah, I went down at nine in the morning The the dancers believe my flight was like noon I I went down the morning, I started playing Blackjack and like drunk people came or whatever. I was like, I'm having a great time. I'm not leaving. So I just like made some last minute changes.

I was like, I'm gonna say, it was great. Nice. It was the first time I won money on a gambling show. And I got out of the car, immediately. Yeah, I did do that in New Zealand. In New Zealand, it was like, you were a head for a little bit. I said, stop. I got a 300 and you're like, stop stop stop stop. You know what?

I'm gonna quadruple my money. No, yeah, so you go. Glory plan. Um, I played Blackjack and then I sat down and I won very quickly in slots and I got I was waiting for Monty and Carrie to go to the bathroom So I was like I'll sit on the slot machine and I won I won a little money and they don't gamble But they came back and they saw me win in swats. Kerry can't handle it. This is clarified. Kerry cannot gamble. Yeah. So they see me win in swats and I'm like watching it and then I'm like okay guys you

managed to spend like 10 minutes through the table and then I won 60 bucks and then their mind starts spinning and then eventually money sits out of the slot table loses 20 bucks instantly. Kerry gives me a little or I maybe might have had money representing Kerry and lost it immediately. So they ran to that trap man. I lost other people. You lost their money.

I did not lose mine. Okay, I'm sure they're giving you like shifty eyes. Wait a minute, he just took our money. That's it. He was in. I feel advocate. I felt so bad for Kerry because Kerry's 20 years old going to Vegas.

That's just cruel. He had a great time No, why is it mean going to this like that's like going to the world not letting a kid go in silence It was right there look awesome that is It's like family place. There's other things like Like It is personal adventure time Gus is Vegas not a big place that people take their families. I think GM Grand.

I think it used to be. I don't think it says much anymore. No, it's definitely the way. I would have kids don't take them. Yeah, don't. Yes. I wouldn't say that. You have a bad time.

You can go to Vegas, not gamble. It's a level. Fucking fantastic. Yeah, just as long as you leave your kids at home. I don't, I don't have a terrible time. I really don't gamble, but I still have a blast every time I go. Yeah, that's great. The thing is, Kerry was always with me when I was gambling by the tables in the casino

floor, and every single time I sat down and got carted, and I was like, I do not understand I've never been carted before, and then I look around and I see like, you know, it kind of looks like a 14 year old boy. Kerry looks like he's 12. You're going to buy him a pack of smokes. I was just going to bump because I didn't get carted. I used to get carted just like two, three years ago, and I'm not getting carted anymore. It's three words in for bum because I didn't get card. I used to get carded like just two, three years ago. I'm not getting carded anymore. It's a bit worrisome for me. I don't like that. I think we went somewhere you and I, Joel, we went somewhere one time. I got carded and you didn't,

or no, no, you got carded and I didn't. That's what it was. I was like, wait, what does that mean? Little frightening for myself. I went to the Planet Hollywood for this little industry party. Uh-huh. And as we were walking through it, I saw they had girls dancing with barely any clothing in front of the blackjack tables. And I was like, this is the most genius thing I've ever seen in my life. They do that at Caesar sometimes too. This like they call it like the pussy cat dolls area

or something like that. I stay away from all those tables because those are all of that table. Yeah, don't go there. Don't go there. That's not just how long he'll look. It's very distracting. How long do the dealers are doing the same thing?

It's like right and fine. They really launch raid dealers and stuff like that. Do they? Yeah? We're the sweet The wish I was he planted Hollywood actually had the room I was staying at I was state at the area was like Overlooking the strip and I could see like right across the street from me right below me was a planet Hollywood pool And I was like oh, I wish it wasn't January It's like the middle of winter. So it's pretty much empty. How was the win? I was at the Oreo. Oh, you were at the Oreo.

How was it? It was awesome. Oh, that's right. You stayed at the Oreo. Yeah. Oh, see, I stayed at the Oreo one time. They have computers ever decide to take over the world. You do not want to be at the Oreo one at the end.

Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Like instead of an alarm clock, I had a tablet next to my bed and from the tablet you control everything

Yeah, all of the lights all of the TVs all of the windows and when you set your alarm you specified like I want the TV to turn on turn to this Station I want the lights to come up to this brightness. I want those windows to open. It's it's crazy Men like when the alarm goes off. It's like That's awesome. I had this subtle. Yeah, the subtle like fade in. Yeah. You know, I was staying at the R.E. one time and I was taking a poop and Jack comes in my room and was like, hey, lights off and then I was in. Oh my God, that's not a bad room. I was like, Jack, he was like, ha ha ha,

but no, I was like, there's a button. There's literally a button next to the bed so it's good night. So it's like, what's the good night button do we hit it? And like the curtains closed and lights slowly? I'm like, oh, that's cool. You're joling bathroom I mean I don't want to point you do something so many times you can do it with your eyes closing lights off Why why did you even need the lights? I?

Come on It's really all right next time Branda goes into the bathroom. I'm tripping that break God damn lights off. I did the same thing to my wife using the I was like what is the good night button? Exactly. I mean, he was like, oh shit But yeah, that room was what's what's kind of I love those things to me. You feel like a king Or like back in the time where they there were so many people in Europe. They had surfs Just like tons of them and you just did everything for you. Yeah it was it was it was great but it was it was it was definitely super like technology heavy um and definitely a little scary. Oh yeah yeah I mean I'm like what Joel said like what if like the

computer quits working or the computers turn on humanity and you're in that hotel you're dead you're dead. Yeah that's it. I mean yeah it was not good even though I had a front desk problem. The powered by SkyNet bumper security. It could have been. I mean, yeah, it was not good. Even though I had fun desk. The powered by SkyNet, bumper security. It could have been. I want to say something real fast. I want to remind you that this podcast is brought to you by Audible.com. The internet's leading provider of audiobooks was more than 100,000 downloadable titles across all types of literature, and featuring audio versions of many New York Times bestsellers.

For our listeners, Audible is offering a free audiobook to give you a chance to try out their service. What do I say, I said that all wrong. For our listeners, Audible is offering a free audiobook to give you a chance to try out their service. One audio book to consider is, I've been reading the Steve Jobs one, anyway, for a free audio book of your choice, go to audiblepodcast.com slash rooster teeth. That's audiblepodcast.com slash rooster teeth. I get all my literature from audible.com. No, actually, I'm about you guys. That's funny. I had no idea that guess was gonna talk about this today. I had no idea this was gonna happen, but actually I have five audios.

Well, this is audible. I have five books. So people ask me, they're like, what books? They're like, oh Joel, you're in your crazy financial conspiracies. I have five books I gotta follow. So anytime I hear you listening to some financial thing I always thought it was a podcast. It's like you're listening to like audible Yeah, books I get what do you listen what are the five books I have I've the big short which is awesome

I've boom rang which is awesome. I've crashed proof and then this Peter Schiff Filling some of the people all the time David Einhorn and too big to fail by right in the Sorgan. I've listened to all of this. I've flown eight times in the past 20 days. I've flown eight times past 20 days. And that's what I do. I listen to those fan books. I picked up the I signed up for the free trial and you get like one book, you know, do the free trial and you should get the big short by Louis. I got the school. I got I got the Steve Jobs biography. That's what I've been listening to nice Really other options for the narrator like it can't get Morgan Freeman do it The guy who does the Harry Potter believe It's gonna be your job for us. Yeah, it's gonna be your job for me. It's like my caboose to me It's like when people want you to do like their their navigation or GPS Your genius caboose reads Jane Eyre.

Oh, God. Have you, are you into that Steve Jobs' book? Um, I'm still... It's like, was it like a thousand pages? Yeah, it's like, it tells you how long it is. I think they said that audiobooks like, almost 14 hours or 13 and a half hours. I'm like an hour in, I think. Oh, that is, is really good.

Yeah. I read it while I was in New Zealand, I had the pony farm. You know, not being electrocuted by Bernie. I do not trust Bernie anymore. He, wait, just came in line with free drinks pony farm. You know, not being electrocuted by Bernie. I do not trust Bernie anymore. He, wait, just came to me. I live with free drinks and she was just like, and he was just like, why don't you grab that? It's a free drink and I just looked at him and I looked at her

and I looked at him and I just let it pass. I'm so, I'm so afraid. Well, we can gloss over this. So this is a big deal. It's the first ever Ruestrioth podcast that is officially sponsored. Yes, we actually have a sponsor. This is the sellout episode of the Ruestrioth podcast.

Welcome to the sellout episode. This means we can eat. We can all get Maybox, right? I can finally get that pizza. Hey! One thing, if you have the iPhone version, do you just listen to on your laptop or do you listen to it on your phone? No, it's not. It's got achievements. What? Yeah, there's different badges you can get for different things that you do.

I guess the amount of books you listen to, tracks. like how much how long you've been listening and has like graphs Showing all that shit all the way to Zealand you go under my stats. There's like a Different levels you go and you can scroll and you can see a little My step way where's my step at the bottom of the app? Oh, I like Joe looking at technology Joe looking at technologies Like a monkey holding a rock Wait, oh, I smash with this look. He's about to stick that rock in your But I figured like I'm in the car an hour every day driving to and from work. So it's like oh, it's really you I mean what normal I listen to NPR, but let's fuck off. Just listen to a book there. Yeah

They're the enemy anyways That's when they have their their financial news on is the MPR doesn't have financial news They think they have financial news. What really is it good? It's okay. Yeah, yeah, no trust. I mean, it's a you have to approach it Maybe knowing a little more. That's all you listen to you kind of screwed. All right, you got it You got a little back a little bit downgraded on Friday France and who else a bunch of people got down graded But France is the biggest because they were Slovenia and Slovakia

So, Slovenia weren't they the ones who fucking drug their feet? Uh, and that's all Oh yeah, they were like we don't want to go down with it We have a good shot of Slovakia You're dead too Nope, I'm okay, nope, you dragged down with the rest of the world Like the Swiss, like the Swiss are like back in days like Yeah, this Euro sounds like a bad idea and rather not participate, you know,

and it's like, and they didn't participate and they were fine and their economy was doing great and they didn't pay the Euro and everything was great. Everything was great. Now something like, yeah, I guess we have to pay to the Euro. Now there are central bankers getting replaced and Euro's gonna kill everyone.

Well, what's the long term plan with Greece? Like are they just gonna block hate it? Or they're just gonna let it go day by day, what's the long term plan with Greece? Like are they just gonna blockade it? Or they're just gonna let it go day by day by day? The long term plan with Greece is that the people of Greece are gonna riot and shoot each other, and it's all gonna collapse, that's the plan. So that's the plan. Yeah.

And then what's the reason for this? It's the reason. And then I don't know who's gonna be next. Do you think that they'll revert to the Jocamos sometime this year? Or do you think they'll stick it out? Uh, I think? Is that their old currency? Yeah, if they default, that they'll revert to the drachma sometime this year or do you think they'll stick it out? Uh, I They're old currency. Yeah, if they default then they'll they're the blue kicked out of the euro zone They'll have to go back to the drachma. Yeah, I don't know. I think they I think they will get kicked out of

It's a radical that's a radical call I'm making. That's a radical call But I'm making it you called it well because the thing is ultimately doesn't matter if they stay in the euro Everyone's doomed if they get out of the euro everyone's doomed So it's like what flavor of doom would you like stay in the Euro, everyone's doomed. If they get out of the Euro, everyone's doomed. So it's like, what flavor of doom would you like? Everyone's doomed. I like chocolate. Chill, you're such a positive guy. That's what I like about it.

It's reality, brother. It's reality. God, I'm an unletable. Okay, so in the single. I watched Moneyball the other day, finally. Pretty good movie. That's a good movie. I don't know how I say it.

Yeah, it was really good. It's my wife watched it, too. I didn't think she would. She liked it. Yeah, she thought it was a good. It's a My wife watcher to I didn't think she would but I she like it. Yeah, she thought it was a good movie Brad's in every single scene movie I got on point you realize he's just like every every every single scene. I don't remember who said it It might have been Bernie, but man he is start re is really starting to look like Robert Rettford That the spy movie a long time ago where it was like all the marketing was Robert Redford and Red Pit on the on the roof of some building like looking each other And it was like that was many years ago. I was like they're starting to look like mirror to look like each other

It's just it was almost like he's handing off the reins. Yeah, yeah, too I don't know do you watch golden globes by chance? Yeah, I did what's Brad Pitt walk around with a cane for like He's like I don't look cool enough. I need to have a cane with me at all times. That's what it is, right? It's just like I thought he borrowed it from someone. Did he have no he's walking around I don't look cool enough, I need to have a cane with me at all times. That's what it is, right? It's just like, I thought he borrowed it from someone. Did he have, no, he's walking around with a cane. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't know if he's got a limper or something like that, but. He's transitioning.

Clint Eastwood went through the same thing, right? He's got a, like, you know, got craft out of new image. Does he have gout? I always say one cool thing. I don't know if you guys watched all of the Golden Globes, but, um, the red carpet or whatever. Was that a rickshaw race?

He was pretty funny. He didn't seem to have the teeth. He had the teeth. Maybe he had the teeth. Maybe he had the teeth. He didn't seem like he didn't go after people that were actually there in the audience as much as he did last year. There's some funny stuff. But anyway, back to Brad Pitt.

The red carpet when they're walking up, one really cool thing I think is pretty suave is Brad Pitt got out of his car and waved off the guy who was opening the door and he opened the door of Angelina Jolie himself. That was pretty slick, I think. So, if that's your wife opened the door for your wife, that's smooth. Gentlemen, take notice. Do you open the door for girls? I absolutely do.

Really? I do. I believe in equal rights. Jack is a little... They can open their own goddamn door. That's right, baby. I started in life. Can you believe I married? I started in life. Can you believe I married?

I started life with the Gus Camp, but I've slowly been moving to the Jack camp. Really? But I'm probably entrenched in between you because you go crazy. What is that? There's something wrong with you. There's just something wrong with you. It's like mini golfing. With you, it's like I'm with a group of people. There's like, it's like, it's like mini golfing. With you, it's like, we're with a group of people,

there's like seven people, and it's like, hey, what do we all want to do? And Jack goes, let's do mini golfing. And all six other people are gonna go, now, I don't want to go mini golfing. And Jack's like, all right, mini golfing is. It's like, no, no, you're not listening to us. He's like, mini golfing, it is.

But you'll open the doors to everyone for, on their way to the mini golfing. You get into this thing where you're like, this is what I'm gonna do. And then you just do it. And then that's it. You're the same thing with this like, you're an automatic pilot with a girl.

But it works. You're probably right. It works sometimes, not all the time. Well, no, no, no. I mean, what are we saying? Works. I mean, I don't wanna give an implication to like, oh, you hope to open a door for a girl

and then you get sex. No, no, no, no. Well, I should be, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no to the pins you're opening the door for I suppose no That's all about earning brownie points and like being like a right in the brownie points earn what? And you can trade those in for you know a bigger prize. You can write a book It's a point you like I have enough brownie points. I have enough for any of the teddy bears you get the big the big giraffe Anyway, is that code? That's all you want you just wanted you just that's it. You just want sex One track by man sure. Yeah, so you guys talked about the night that Jack got his his award right or his Accomplishment with all the beers. Oh, yeah, I saw you were in that shirt the other day

Yeah, I guess yeah, give you a shirt when he got the big 50. Yeah, I came out. There's like four or five of us and you know Jack's really proud and it's you know not my thing but i i understand you know put a lot of money a lot of time that was really cool and they have his little you know he goes out you know he takes it and the waitress comes in he's like guys is so awesome and really excited you know we're excited for him he's like let's get shots he ordered our own shots for everybody and then the waitress walks away and he points to all of us and he says but you're paying for

your own i looked at him and I was like, I didn't even have to do that. That was a mini golf moment, right? That was a shot for everyone. You're all paying for the golf. You don't have a band with a bunch of trumpet players. Like, send the whole of the show.

I trip them all 20s. See, it's the easy part is the shout to everyone. Hey, the job of life. It's every day. He's in that exciting part though, toa-lop! That's every way you can. Is it like you? Is it like you? Is it like you? Is it like you?

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I don't know, is it actual gold flakes? it is it's like that real super super like super like foil So like could you invest it in gold slug? Like a creative. No, it's bad because it's like they have to buy the gold to put it in there That's like that's a cost for them Right, but they're passing it on that's I'm saying it's an investment if you had bought a bunch of them Well the consumers passing it on I think four knocks saying it's an investment if you had bought a bunch of them. Well the consumer is passing it on. I'm passing it on. You think four knocks just full of gold schlock. That's for gold.

Four knocks is empty. Everyone knows that. That's true. Oh God. Is gold schlock or actually gold. I mean I've heard that it actually is gold. I forgot my iPad at home today so I can't look it up. Well it's like a different kind of gold right?

It's like that. A different kind of gold. No it's like you can, I don't know. I'm not going to get into this because I'm going to dig myself a hole and not be able to get out. And then we're going to have to pay for it. Exactly. You're able to get out. And then we're gonna have to pay for it. Exactly. You're gonna dig a hole and we're gonna have to pay for it. Oh man, I can't remember. There's some liquor that I just don't drink.

And so I can say, we'll never have people as sponsors. I cannot stand, go slugger. I love go slugger. I love the egg or my straw. I've never had that. I had a bad experience with the egg. All terrible. Yeah, the egg or my straws I've never had that. I had a bad experience with the egg. All terrible.

Yeah, the egg are amazing. The egg are crazy. No, you're crazy. The egg is okay if you do like a egg or bomb. The egg is awesome. Like, we're doing the egg or bomb with Red Bull. It's not terrible. It's not terrible.

The egg is great. My last experience I had with the egg or was I had an apartment, I was not an apartment in my apartment. And my last three memories in this order, like, there's gaps in between them are me passing around a bottle of Yeager with two of my friends trying to finish it, like drinking straight out of the bottle, and then,

you charge him every time you pass it around. Yeah, absolutely. And then me at the toilet, giving a thumbs up while someone was taking a photo while I was throwing up, and then my friends, then my friends throwing me on my bed, and then opening up a box,

or like a bag of Cheetos, and just dumping them on my chest. I woke up the next morning, no cheetos to be found. And apparently, well, cheetos don't really, I mean, if you're in the bed, you're probably rolling around. No, no. I'm in a contact with the cheetos.

Apparently, my friends were actually concerned that I might have alcohol poisoning, so they sat there and they were eating cheetos off of me making shredded dyes. Gross. That is gross. I mean, that was close. That's still gross.

But still, anyway, so I have good friends that made sure I didn't, you know, swallow my tongue and die. Have we ever talked about or have you ever heard about the guy who brought Yeager Meister to America? No. It's a really, really fascinating story. This guy is super rich now. Uh-huh.

But I guess like, back in, I think it was the late 70s, early 80s, Yeager Meister was like some small, very regional liquor from germany and uh... they use it for like a medicinal purposes who knows right it was like you really wasn't used as a liquor like to get drunk to fuel cars and uh... i guess this guy just decided that he wanted to try to bring that liquor to america and that he was gonna make money off of it by selling bars of stupid refrigeration units now is just going to say you see those things every right so so what they did this like three bottles of the egg upside down the machine

that makes it like below freezing. Right, right. Yeah. Yeah. So he that was his idea. So he went around and sold like he started like in Louisiana and like it started like an urban myth kind of thing where it's like, oh, there's this weird liquor from Germany that has to be refrigerated and you drink it and you get fucked like whatever like word of mouth and it's spread. so he sold it everywhere right. I made a ton of money and he's like well that was that was easy. I'm going to do it again. So then he decided to start him.

He decided the new the new trendy drink was going to be vodka. So he got rights to distribute Grey Goose in America. But it's the same guy. Yeah, it's the same guy. Oh, this guy. This guy he was like how am I going to do this? You know vodka everyone already has vodka. Is this a guy who's in the Dosek

He's commercials. No So what he did to distinguish Grey Goose from the competitors was he was like I'm just gonna charge double what they charge Yeah, and I was gonna sell it as a premium vodka and he fucking like sales went through the roof and Like he I remember I read an article about him like he's like he's so rich He travels with his caddy all the time. He pays his caddy just to always travel with him in case he goes somewhere and wants to play golf He sees his he comes across a golf Right, so the caddy just spends his life in like private jets with this guy flying around the world in case the guy wants to play golf sometime Wow

That's a lot to me we get annoying you know, I don't know I have a guy around you all the time that was like maybe I'm sure he doesn't see him I'm sure they're in the plane then he's like go get your fucking hotel room. Yeah, I'm gonna go do whatever He's not a lot to talk. I don't think all of them like 4 a.m. like hey, we're going golfing right now Like my bag. Yeah, exactly just mess with them. That is getting But yeah, that's crazy. I didn't know that was the same guy. I heard the great goose story I don't know he's the same guy brought Yeager over. Mm-hmm. Yeah, Yeager That tell you the last week when I was sick, I tell you about the Nike wool pill?

No, you told us about a Panther, and that was it. Oh, there's more to that Panther story, right? No, I just told it wrong, but it was just sort of like that I told you about the door. Yeah. It was too big for the thing. I didn't creak the door open. I forced the door open.

The door went bang! And that's when the Panther was so heavy. But. So what about Nikol pills? I don't know I was sick last week and I didn't have the Nikol liquid, you know, which kind of tastes like Niagara, Master. Yeah, it does yeah, it kind of does right yeah, and so I only had the pills and so but I didn't want a full serving Because I didn't want that much of it and so I figured I just stab the jail cap and try and get to the gooey center of the

NICOL. It's almost impossible to not stab yourself if you're trying to stab. I thought a normal dose is two pills. Why don't you just take one pill? I've wanted less than that. I mean, I was a wreck. Like you saw that from the podcast probably. Why are you taking NICOL during the day? They have dayquil you know that right?

I don't yeah, it doesn't work Anyway, if you stab if you stab one of those jail caps and you actually get to the center of that stuff Which I did and you taste that liquid at the center that liquid in the center of a jail cap does not taste like night pool I bet not it is pure we've unadulterated unflavered night well you think about it's got to be like the essence of the night well no I will it's like the drug a big you're a big serving that you take and the pills are like so small and the worst fucking flavor you could possibly imagine I mean it was like I mean it's like it burrowed a hole in my tongue

it was terrible I'm not safe to take it like that. Ah, it's safe, what do you mean? Shit happens, man. Barbara and I were driving and I thought she was she was like eating peas or something or like a mint. So I put my hand out, I was like, oh, can I have some? She had Advil. And like through my mouth and I start chewing

and it's the most bitter, awful taste in the world. So I like look for a piece of gum and I think that's gonna help. But then it just made like orange flavored bitter powder gross You know the most painful thing you can do is Accidentally bite into like a Kit Kat bar or a tuba room bar and not take off all the tin foil Oh I mean if anyone out there has ever oh god I got into tin foil. Yeah, if you bite into tin foil I had I didn't even know what had happened

I was like did all my fillings just fall out at one time I was like if what is this metal stuff coming out what is that what is that property that makes like that that electric feeling in your mouth if you bite tin foil it's just paint it hurts I don't know what but it's it's something something's there right I don't know I don't know what but it's it's something something's there right? I don't know I don't know there's got to be some science to that right? You're the science guy. I'm sure there is some fact that I have no idea what kind of what what's that show Are they do miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss

Show where they bust thing things but I can't know cops they've never probably done that I don't know if they're appealing to people who eat foil. Accidentally. No, I've talked for about big part of the last six years. That's probably what you get down to. I remember one of the first episodes that it was peeing on the third rail. That was the one to see if you could actually get shot. They're really down to like, we're going to find out if we stab Eddie. And if it hurts him, that's a myth that we've heard.

That's the one you have. You should've hit him all through a house. Yeah, you guys talk about that. They don't have to kill someone. No, they didn heard. That's a myth that we've heard. That's a myth that we've heard. That's a myth that we've heard. That's a myth that we've heard. That's a myth that we've heard. That's a myth that we've heard. That's a myth that we've heard. That's a myth that we've heard.

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Automal. So, that's cool. I mean, we've been doing the podcast forever. It's cool to find out about podcast numbers. What podcast numbers is? This is 149. Jesus. It's almost three years solid podcast.

Almost three years of solid podcast. It never stops. I mean, I have, you know, I have... It's like how crazy it's three years of solid podcast. I mean I have you know I have crazy I have I have a half pocket. I have like like stress dreams about recording the podcast Sometimes where it's like oh wake up like in a panic like my heart's racing like oh shit the microphone. Where are they? God damn it was just a fucking dream or it's like the mixer's not working or Or someone like we all had a dream. I think I told Brim about it I had a dream you see where we were recording the podcast and Bernie was in it and he wasn't talking

the whole podcast and it was like kind of stressing me out because I didn't know what was wrong or what to do. And then as soon as we finished recording in my dream he was like, oh, I wasn't talking because I really had to fart really bad. And then he farted and then I woke up and I was like, what the fuck with that dream? That does sound like him.

In Vegas, he was like the whole time I was getting, he let, we know they're before me, and you guys got a house. We did. And I kept getting text messages like, oh, oh Joel, we got a house. You should come to the house. Oh, look at all the rooms in the house. And I know he just wants to poop in a room.

That's all he wants. He just wants me to come to Vegas to be in the same space with him so he can poop. He just wants to recreate a new animated adventure. Yeah, I didn't wake you up with snoring or eating gummy bears. There's no way I was going to go. Well, if you've ever watched the real world, that's what the house was. Oh, yeah. And it was pretty bad. It wasn't the real world house. It wasn't. But that would be a real house. Excuse me. That would be a real house. There's like a bunch of people. That's what it's going to break down to. Well, actually, you you guys are just gonna kill each other. Well, no it was um it was really late at night and we're trying to kill time and

Carry started a story Carry a money and I we had like nothing to do and we had like no food and they have this giant theater room so we ordered a couple pizzas and You know some coke and we're like eating and drinking and then we just want to sleep. And then the next day Matt came in and walked in there just saw a bunch of pizza boxes just sitting there with no pizza in them open. A bunch of, uh, a bunch of cups full of coke and it was just like being back. Coca-Cola being back in his house with his kids and he started cleaning up after us. We felt really bad. It felt like 12 or 13 years old. Yeah, y'all shouldn't be a bad one. The fuck did you clean up? I started cleaning up after us, we felt really bad. It felt like 12 or 13 years old. Hey y'all shouldn't be a bad one, the fuck did you clean up?

I started cleaning up after that. This is why I didn't go to the house. I knew it was just gonna be like, Wait, so you saw Matt cleaning up then you started cleaning up after he saw it. Well, I cleaned up for the rest of the trip, but then Matt got me like, I just, yeah. So we had the dishwasher where you can't just open it and it slowly opens. It's one of those things that just crashes to the ground.

And then Bernie was gonna warn us about that, but then Matt got all crazy and distracted and then let us know, and then the last day I smashed my foot, and I was just like, I'm never cleaning up again. This is a horrible experience. The one time you cleaned up. Yeah. Backfired on you. Where's Kara? Just like her last clean after you. Did you spend any quality time with Matt on the night of the After the Awards? I didn't know. I didn't, I didn't. But I

heard you got to experience a little bit of drunk man drunk Matt is one of the best. I get drunk Matt was the reason I smashed my foot. I couldn't walk for two days. Drunk man's awesome. I wish he was here. I was hoping that we could get him on the podcast today, but he's not in. Not in the office. He's drunk. Yeah. He's still recovering from that trip. When we flew back, I had scheduled my flight for like 6 PM, or it was like 6.45 or something. And you know, woke up that morning and kind of had lunch and kind of milled around. I was like, all right, I'm ready to be gone.

I'm ready to go home. I tried to change my flight, but everything was sold out. CES. It was a final day of CES. I just kind of walked around to all the new cities. But I have something to say. Yeah, I have something to say about city center. You'll appreciate this.

So you've stayed at the Aria before. Have you gone around much of the rest of the city center? Bits and pieces. Or that dealer, we met a dealer who's on our site who was a dealer at, really? Yeah. We leave a fan who works at Aria. Well, city center was that development that they made.

It's kind of like by the Bellagio, or that's where the are you the Cosmopolitan is like a bunch of shopping yeah Uh-huh I realized in this trip that the US is not on top of the food chain anymore That it is China and if you go to city center it is fucking evident like we walked into the are you and like when you walk into the are this giant Buddha statue and There's like those Chinese dragons like right next to them. I was like that's kind of weird The so-tales not Asian themed. Why are they here? They're like catering Then I walked over to the cosmopolitan which is right across the street and you walk in and there's giant Chinese letters etched into the glass

Of the door and there's also those little dragons next to it Wow, and it's like what the fuck and you walk in and maybe this next part because of Chinese New Year But they were like tree Mandarin trees all throughout the lobby with like little notes written in Chinese tied on them. And I was like, this right here, like the people who made city center made it, you know, multi-billion dollar investment. And when they're looking at it, they're thinking the US cannot drive this. Like, we don't have enough money to make this right. We need to cater to Asia and to China. It's absolutely true. Well, I mean, all of the companies that are publicly traded,

you know, casino companies, all of the vagu- I mean, basically, Macau is financing Vegas. Because we're losing money on Vegas making money in Macau. I mean, that says it all, right? But it's like, I don't know. Still hasn't driven, driven, hotel rooms low enough for me yet, but.

Yeah, it was but yeah it was just it was mind-boggling yeah like I it was really shocking I guess you could miss it if you weren't paying attention but like seeing I was like it was really a pain to me I wanted I wanted to be cow when we were over there in New Zealand I really wanted to go over there yeah we got close those are really excited we got close we had a lot of moments there airports where it's like all right what's gonna happen well every hotel there kind of you know panders to the Asian market, right? Like every all in the in-room TV there were seven Chinese language channels. Yeah, then actually the true

Yeah, the Venetian that was removed after too. So you say to the Venetian Joel. I say the Venetian. There's the first time you've ever stayed there Yes, what would you like that more than Mandalay? That's where typically typically say is Mandalay. Yeah, but it's more expensive. Yeah. That's also closer to like the heart. Yeah, it's in the middle of the street. Yeah, it is in the middle. But yeah, it's definitely, I mean, it's definitely a better experience, especially because they didn't take all my money. Mandalay took all my money. No, I don't like staying down on that side of the strip. Like, once you get, like, whatever that street is, I think it's a tropical canner, whatever.

That separates New York, New York from Excalibur. Yeah. I don't like going to Excalibur, like certain mandolin. No one likes going to Excalibur. No one should be allowed to look at Excalibur. No, no, anytime I walk by the river. If you look at Excalibur, yeah, it's like,

like, if I see, like, I have this weird superstition. I'm convinced if I look at the wizard at Excalibur, I'm gonna have bad luck. Like, you know, they have that wizard in the top of the tower, like the neon, I don't know if I'm like,'m convinced if I look at the wizard at X-Caliber. I'm gonna have bad luck Like you know that wizard in the top of the power like the neon out of us like if I don't look at the wizard Even the wizard is like what in the fuck? What is going on here? That's a look across straight to the hooters casino. I'm right across Yeah

This is right across from the MGM grand. It's yeah, right and like it's the MGM grand Tropicana and then the hooters is right over there. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. We should I never been to the hooters, see I didn't know they could see them. They were trying to start airline. They started an air. I think they think it's still running. I think it's very regional. I think we're like fly. There's like somewhere, like somewhere in the east southeast. I

think it was like Virginia to somewhere. Southeast, I think it was like Virginia to somewhere. I'm a witness. Furious typing. There's airlines. She flights.com. Are they still in existence? I guess they are. You can fly to South Africa on the same $5.

They ceased operation. Round trip. They were still in the wrong website. 2003 to 2006. They were headquartered out of South Carolina. They started in clear water, right? Like hooters began in clear water, Florida. I don't know. But yeah, they service Florida and New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and South Carolina. That sounds variable. So you see the cockpads. He's the same the same people flying the plane. It's actually a pilot with a short

legings. So the 80-year-old guy pilot Yeah, instead of peanuts I give you wings Yeah, I don't know you know if you're a plane crash Like hooters Sturdises, I don't know how I feel about that That's sort of like seeing a hooters stewardess trying to get the safety door open or whatever I'm not sure if that's gonna be like the best the securing image in the world. Oh man the other Where did I fly? I think when I flew to Yeah, I haven't talked about this in the world. Oh man, the other, where did I fly?

I think when I flew to, yeah, I haven't talked about this in the podcast yet. When I flew to the Charles Pike charity dinner last month, I saw, okay, well, we got on the plane to come back. And like the exit row was in front of me. And I looked over to my left to the people that were sitting in the exit road. So they're one row up into my left.

And it was like this really old couple that literally could not walk without a walker. Like I had a neck brace on too, right? Yeah, and I had a neck brace. And then the other person in the row was like the super morbidly obese person who barely fit in the chair. And I texted one of you, I was like, I really don't feel confident about this flight. It was like I'm looking at the exit road crew. I don't think they can do it.

And I was like, isn't that like a get, is that breaking FCC? Yeah, yeah. I was like, I was taking myself, okay, if there's any more to see, I could probably get up there and get to the door before then. No, but that is against, you can't be injured, right? Well, then this is what happened.

Like I saw the flight attendance like, huddle. And then what I went picked up the phone, and it was like talking in a hush tone, and then the gate agent came, you know, from the airport came on as a plane, looked at them and goes, you through, you through, you cannot sit here.

And they were like, what, they're like, you, you know, regulations don't allow you all to sit here. The flight attendant complain, and then when she said the flight attendant complain, that's on the flight attendant go like, make a face call. So, because she has to deal with them.

Right. Because she's like, the flight attendant complaint and you can't be sitting here. So they, like, they made them get up and moved them and move some people who didn't have an exit route under those seats. Oh, man. And then, after they moved everyone, the flight attendant grabbed the gate. It was like, I told you not to sit. Yeah, no, no, totally.

Yeah. The bad guy's got to be the person who's not. Right. It's like, it's like, they're stuck for four hours together in the air now. Yeah, I'm sorry. And everyone else is in between. Right. Right. Right. They've been throwing their stuff for four hours together in the air now. Yeah. And everyone else is in between, right? Metaphorically.

Yeah, I don't know. It's, uh, they shouldn't, I don't know. If you have a neck brace and stuff, don't you should be flying around? Yeah, probably not. We should be in an exit row. You know, people are relying on you to pull that door open. You know, you don't need to be able to run around. Yeah, and then the flight attendant even asked them before all this happened to find out,

it was like, are you all willing and able to open the door? And they're like, yes. And I guess that's what she was like wait a minute wait Is that the hooters flanching? Are you bracing your neck? But yeah, I'd never seen someone remove from the exit row before that flight I've seen a guy didn't speak English get removed one time really? Yeah, like they she asked them like are you able to open the door Every and just like kind of looked at her and just clearly did not speak English and so just kind of like she's like okay

Come here and it's like yeah, I didn't think he knew what was going on He's ended up moving seats. I've definitely gotten the looks I know I've sat in the safety room before and people are like given me like the business like now you're You know how to open the door or stuff, you know, it's just because like I fly so frickin much it's like when people see me not listening to the speech it's like you know I've I have flown before I have the speech memorized at this point but for some reason if you're in the safety role and you're not actively listening to the speech all of a sudden everyone around me's got to be like the community upstanding whatever and say hey so

that door you know you got to make sure the door works You fly so much. I'm sure you're like yeah, this is the 737 400 right? I'm getting that I am getting the galleries over there the doors over there Yeah, I'm good Joel's freaking out New Zealand because they gave us the wrong plane He's like, I don't think they understand. This is the wrong plane. That was the wrong fucking plane for that flight God man, that was wrong fucking plane for which. The flight from New Zealand back to Los Angeles. You get a flight that's over the bus that we got a smaller plane. It was like we're going over the Pacific Ocean. We need a bigger plane.

Yeah. And also the guy they sat next to me was, uh, oh, what are you going to do? You're like crazy sleep pod thing? No, they didn't have the crazy sleep pod thing. Oh, that's why I'm so concerned. I was like, where's my sleep? crazy sleep pod thing no they didn't have the crazy sleep on thing uh... that's what i was so i was so concerned i was like where's where's my sleep a that's what sleep i was going to my dark wanders i was like i was sitting right next to me looking at me

the guy is so nice to me the guy i shouldn't i'm not i guess hopefully he'll never hear this he was like and actually pretty famous actor who sat next to me, which is fine or whatever, but it was like, man, that guy had to make it apparent to me and everyone around him that he was a semi-famous actor and had to just kind of keep making that point for about eight hours. You're not going to say who it was? No, I'm not going to say that.

Is it was as a movie actor or like a TV actor? Is a movie actor. Older guy? I don't know, I'm not like how you're narrowing in. Well, I'm not going to be able to figure out what it is, you know, Older guy? I'm not saying. Movie actor or like a TV actor is movie actor older guy That's what is the older guy I'm not saying what okay, it was like above 50 Say yes, why do you want me to say yes? Why? Which point you know say this name? We'll believe which the point promise why you will you try to make a point? I'm just trying to figure out trying to get it cuz like you've a younger guy is like a lot more of a douchey thing

And older guy it's someone like he feels like you know like oh people might you know They should know who I am no you recognize the name, but if you looked up his profile be like yeah, I've seen those movie Okay, okay, he's an older guy. Yeah, okay. I mean got blessed a nice guy or whatever, but I understand I understand you've been in everything Yeah, I get it. I hear you Jellis motion Yeah, I get it. I hear you Jealous motion. Yeah, and I was jealous I was jealous. You know what? I'm an episode of friends. I mean that fucking guy that fucking guy. Yeah, I know

I mean this guy this guy like that guy has a career like I do not have the career that guy has a career It's like I much rather be that guy That guy is definitely but that guy. Yeah, that guy was living the life that guy was living life for sure Although he was stuck next to me. Yeah In the smaller downgraded planes smaller downgraded plane. We all got screwed on that You know you're lucky to get out of there. I'm so fucking strike. Yeah, we were That wasn't good. No You guys are you guys were calm. I was the one who's freaking out. I was texting Gus

Gus had his own problems in Britain. I was like what do we do? Yeah, I was like leave me alone. I was texting Gus. Gus had his own problems in Britain. I was like, what do we do? I was like, leave me alone. I was like, I'm in England right? I got my own shit going on. I'm like, I'm merchandise in here. I'm in a booth with Ben and Gavin. Things are shitty. Man, one time I sat in the exit row with Gavin when he was here a few years ago. He must have been like 20 at the time, 20 or 21, and we were both sitting in the exit row coming back, I think, from Baltimore. No, it was another flight. I know we're coming back from somewhere. And the flight attendee came up and was like, Gavin was like, sir, are you over 15?

And Gavin was like, yeah, yeah, I am. So I said, okay, I need to make sure. That's what it's really fun. It was in the age it was the neck brace and he was wearing them probably. That's probably what was going on with there. Man, do we even need travel plans? Any time, oh you guys going to Los Angeles

pretty soon, right? And then this is why we're talking about flying. Because it's consciously, we know we have to get another effing plane tomorrow. Man, I watched a, but right before I went to the biggest thing, I don't know why I did this. I started watching things on Netflix streaming about playing crashes.

I love, I love, I don't know, I don't want to say I love it. But I'm really fascinated by like when things go wrong because it's an industry that you know needs to be saved That's our career. What what website you like air disaster? I think it's air disaster. Or I'll link it to link them But anyway, it's an industry that you know has to have a very high profile perception that they're safe So when things go wrong, you like I'm always fascinated like what what failed anyway? I watched like this frontline investigation of that Continental commuter plan that crashed and follow you up. Yes, and he will he will that guy the voice will he yeah, that's with the red light Our all fucked the stick began shouldery

Yeah, I watched that then I watched like some other documentary I think I might have been no it wasn't for't for another documentary about the crash of that air France flight 447 the one that's appeared no, this is the one I was thinking about that the other from between Brazil and France That's I was thinking about that like the Concorde like is no longer in service man fuck that Like that doesn't think I look for when we're taking off as we're taking off I'm just looking for the moment where that's it. Like if something goes wrong, we're done. But first, well, in five seconds, I feel like we might be okay here.

Well, that's probably the thing, right? If you're in a plane crash and something goes wrong, it's the agony between, oh, something's gone wrong and the final moment. Yeah, out on the moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like, you're long. If you're at cruising altitude and you free fall you will fall for five minutes If you're falling like I've I've I've I've gone I mean I've skydived before and I remember acutely what that was like and it's like

not Pleasurable I mean just the idea. I don't why the fuck that I go fucking skydiving that was fucking so fucking stupid Yeah, yeah, well, I've heard that. I don't know. If there's a disaster and let's say you survived the initial disaster, right? Acruising altitude that you pass out, first of all, because the lack of oxygen. See, that's good. And then you probably come to like at 15 to 20,000 feet.

So you'll be unconscious for the first couple of minutes and then you come to and the grounds like screaming coming over you. Oh, God, it's awful. That's fucking awful. I would that's the thing. I was like in my second year of college and I was going on a date with a girl and she was like, you know, what do you want to do? I can't one of us said, ha ha, let's go skydiving. That explains why you went skydiving. Yeah, and neither of us, um, you're open the door the crap. They lie to you because like you have to go if you do, you have to go tandem, which means you have to have a dude

strap your back which sounds horrible, but when the door opens, you're happy there's a dude strap your back. But it's like you have to go to like six hours of classes where for six hours, they basically beat into your head. You know, this is what's gonna happen. We're gonna open the door. We're gonna count the three.

We're gonna go one, two, three, and then we're gonna jump. And then you're gonna arch. All right, let's go over this again. What's gonna happen? Six hours. That's enough that did you just play seven hours again? One, two, three, arch.

All right, arch. Okay, so what are you gonna do for six hours you're just saying in the class? After the six hour class you go out to the plane and you physically walk through. All right, this is an airplane. You're inside the airplane. That's the door.

We're gonna open that. Then we're gonna count the three. Does anyone know how to count the three? And then we're gonna, they beat this into you. They beat this into you. They beat this into you. And so we went skydiving and then we're up in the air and then they open the door and I was at the back of the plane and some other people in the front and they

and you can't hear anything in the door it's like you're thinking why the fuck did they open the door? It's the first thought that runs in your head it's like why would anyone open the door on the airplane? That makes no fucking sense and then people jump out like people are disappearing like where do those people go? I don't understand what's happening today. And just beating them off because they surely wouldn't go out the door and then you start shuffling towards the door and then you think why am I shuffling towards the door? And then they tell you run the class you put your left hand on the wing of the airplane, left hand on the fucking wing and you're like why is my hand on, is that a wing?

What the fuck can you put your leg out and then they go one two and then they push you They fucking lie to you They spend like eight hours lying to you and I guess the reason why is because I guess they found is that they get to three people Won't let go of the airplane so they go one two and they push you and all you know is you go one two And you're just like the sky, the ground, the sky, the ground, the sky, the ground, you're like, what was that, what was that thing that I was supposed to do? And then like after, and you're like, oh yeah, arch, and then you arch, and you arch,

and I remember thinking to myself, I was like, wow, wow, it's really, really, really windy. It's really windy. It's like you want 120 miles an hour. It's like, I wonder what would happen, wow, it's really, really, really windy. It's really windy. It's like you want 120 miles an hour. It's like, I wonder what would happen if I opened my mouth. Oh, God. So I opened my mouth and like my sinuses and everything just filled with like, I can't even, I feel like it almost slowed us down. You know, when they talk about throwing the cat off the 20, we're building an express bar, same thing with your mouth. Basically, something, and if you do, if you're in a plane crash just open your mouth

Don't slow you down, but anyways you you he took us to some maneuvers and it's completely fucking crazy And then they pull the cord and you go from 120 miles per hour to about five and all of that velocity Goes straight to your crotch Like where they have the harness like all of that energy right basically goes right to your crotch. Like where the heart is. Like all of that energy, right? Basically goes right to your scrotum. Basically. So after they pull the cord, you basically

can't feel your effing legs or basically anything from the waist down. And then you go, and then you, I can't remember at that point, but something went wrong with one of the people after us. And we were on the ground and we were looking up and we were looking at this dot and it was getting bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and

bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and it was like why are they not opening the shoot why are they not hoping to shoot why are they not shooting bang and what had happened was somebody's shoot had failed and they I guess had jettison the extra shoot and we thought it was a person but it was like watching that shoot you know come from a dot to like hitting the ground on the horizon and I we thought somebody had died I mean just seeing that it was like well I mean if that was a person there's nothing left you know what I mean it was like an artillery hit you know but it's like so I don't know like that experience and you combine it with the flying.

I don't know. So what you're saying, it was worth it. It's made. Maybe more things work with a girl with your messed up scrot. I basically, I've been talking about this this morning with the guys over here in my office because I just finally saw it yesterday, but I finally went and saw ghost protocol at the theater.

Great movie. No, it was awful. This is the Tom Cruise movie that we were always talking about. I saw it in IMAX. See, I'm so glad he said that, because had I gone and seen that, I would have been pissed at you. There is a reason you should see it, though. Before the movie, they have a six-minute prologue

for the Dark Knight Rises. Oh. And it's fucking crazy. Like, I can't find it really online anywhere. I guess they're just saving it, so it's exclusive in the theater. Yeah, but I mean, Christopher Nolan, I guess, is just showing off like James Cameron at this point now. Really? Or it's like, it is fucking crazy.

It involves planes and jumping out of planes and stuff like that. Is it like the beginning of Saints Row? Very similar to the beginning of Saints Row. Is it? I'm curious how much of that the prologue, I don't want to spoil it, but I wonder how much was practical, like how much they actually did in real life as opposed to CGI or the green stream, that kind of stuff. I think somebody needs to make a comedy movie. And they need to market it like a thriller adventure where they have crazy act, whacked out action scenes and just market those scenes, but then when you get into the theater, you just slowly start bending the rules of reality, the point where it's just ridiculous, you know where it's just you get the ball.

Like the matrix. Where you fall forever but there's no explanation as to why, like you just don't die, just like you take the rules of physics and throw them out the way. Like a Michael Bay movie essentially. I'd more, Dark City. More. Dark City, I love that movie. More.

I don't remember, barely remember, Dark City. Was there a lot of it? It was the Matrix before Matrix. Well, no more. I don't not barely remember dark city Was there a lot of it was the Matrix before Matrix. Well, no, but I mean I remember did it have crazy action Yeah, I mean the only thing I remember about that was was the twist at the end was it was they had a lot of like weird world Shaping. Yeah, like the physics was who didn't exist. You could like reshape the world and yeah Like I said, yeah, it's funny. I remember this is Sino Jennifer Connelly out on a pier on the beach And she's done that same shot and at least two other movies. Yeah, it's extremely strange. I think house of sand and fog and and Requiem is recycled like the go to it's like when Michael Bay recycled that footage from the island for the Transformers movie.

Yeah, like did you hear about that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Like there was a car chase in the island and he reused some of the footage and transformers and they just CGI some transformers into it I mean this is this is where we're gonna be at like right now We're at the model where we're just gonna remake old storylines like 10 years from now They're just gonna like take this exact same movie and just put some more CG on top of it. Yeah Just yeah, it's a new movie. It's gonna be like three years from now Gus is just a reuse podcast and just you know Read up in different stories. We'll have said every, like, every sound possible. Just reconvening it.

Just trying to do a music mashup. If only someone could ride like a piece of software that would take like our sentences and our voices and like create conversation. It wouldn't be that hard to make what we're saying funnier. I've tried to do that. I've tried to do that with Red versus Blue. Like if we needed a specific line, like,

yes, sir, something like that, like trying to go back to the old stuff. But the recording, you know, quality is just different, but. I've actually tried to do that. Yeah, where it's like I'm going to construct stuff or whatever. Yeah. It's just like, oh, remember, there's that one scene in RV where I said this or whatever, okay, I'm going to try and find it.

That turns into like an eight hour Odyssey adventure of trying to find certain assets. You barely, you know, kind of know. Well, the sound booth is literally a fine. No, no, yeah, exactly, right? Where it's just like, you know, this is, this is what you get in your head like oh come on It'll be fast. No, no that's it. It's like this is the path of least resistance And if I just keep going for a second longer, I'll make that breakthrough I get away with I get the way of sound effects like I'll constantly just go to like sound dogs and look for a particular sound effect

When we have equipment to just record it normally and it'll be so much faster but the opposite of that happened we needed just record it normally. It would be so much faster. But the opposite of that happened, we needed a sound of PING after that short we did. And no one thought to go to a sound like a sound library. Chris was just giving everybody a sound recorder and having them record with her PING. See, here's that's the thing though. That is the thing because it's like at a close. No, no, it's not like four feet away. This is everything about movies and TV, because the actual thing isn't as good as the sign of a thing. Like in other words, a made up sound of ping is gonna sound more like ping than actual ping.

Yeah, it's just absolutely true. It's like you want the stereotype of the sound effect that people think that it is. That's totally sounds. That's super exact. And those sound design booths are always, or rooms are really cool. You just have a bunch of people with like a blanket or a sheet on the ground doing random stuff like stabbing chickens, you know, for like a good like-

Sure, and like a lot of them were like, like every single time, and reverse is blue, or any other project, we want to show great distance or great breath of the size of the environment. It's like we have that eagle cry. We have that eagle cry. Well, no, but it's like it's so great. It's a stereotype that everyone's used when they do that.

You're even doing that. You're like a whistle. Yeah, but there's that one. And everyone knows what I'm talking about. I know it's like that one. Oh, you know, it's like that one eagle cry. And it's like there is this one eagle cry. And believe me, I've looked through them. You know, I mean, there's about, so it's like that one. Oh! You know, it's like that one, Eagle Cry, and it's like, there is this one Eagle Cry, and believe me, I've looked through them.

You know what I mean? And there's this one where it's like, yep, that's the comedy one. No, you mean, that's the comedy Eagle Cry. It has got the right reverb on it. And then you've got the one from like Assassin's Creed, which is like the serious one, you know? Right, exactly, it's all those textures,

but there's certainly like, especially in comedy, there's certainly like touch tone, touch stone sounds, or just like, oh, that's the one. That's the one I'm thinking of. I remember early, well's certain like touch tone, touch stone sounds, or just like, oh, that's the one. That's the one I don't think it is. I remember early, well, maybe not that early, but years ago when we were still making rib versus blue out of Bernie Sparbeard room,

when we introduced the character of Andy the bomb, we needed a sound for when he failed, because he was supposed to be really heavy. Remember only Kaboos could pick him up. So we like, we need to come up with a sound, and we didn't have like sound library, we didn't, you know, we were still like, doing the shit out of our bedroom.

So we didn't have a sound for it. So it's like, let's take this dumb bill up to the driveway and just drop it on the driveway and record that. It works. That's what we did. That's what we did. That's the sound of end of the bum. That's how sound is I work.

Yeah. There's like, there's like a 20 pound dumbass like that and all metal one that you still see around the office somewhere. Did it break the driveway? Uh, no, we put a blanket. No, we didn't put a blanket down. No, it didn't break the driveway. The driveway was very strong.

That's pretty impressive, actually. It's funny though, because it's like anyone who knows Sound Designer or is a film theater where we're probably knows the Wilhelm and the screen. Yeah, and so it's like, we've used it. We put it in ourselves. Really? I don't know that.

Yeah, I think we bought it. Everyone has used the Wilhelm. It's mixed down a lot of times. So it's there But it's not like Star Wars. You know, you've seen those montage where they show clips of everyone using though We should try to get reverses blue in there like mix it in somehow. Yeah, yeah We could yeah, yeah, it takes place. We put it in the first What was it the fight scene This season, you know, just before the big reveal of the of the pelican on the planet

Yeah, when the bridge breaks and all the guys fall. Exactly. So speaking of that montage, that reminds me, there's something else that happens. Um, do you, do you guys read XKCD at all? Yeah, on occasion, yeah. Yeah, this is the comic online. Uh, once a year, he puts out a like a social network map, which essentially takes like the size of a social network and sort of like in conjunction with everyone else, like Facebook is like Russia essentially.

And how it fits in. Yeah, and how it fits in. We've never been on there. And we've got a pretty sizable social network. Like there's ones on there that aren't that big. And I always get a little bit upset. Well, let's tell them. Yeah, fuck it.

Why don't you do something about it? I was like, the whole thing. He's doing it right now. I'm saying something. Maybe he's listening. So he's like, oh no. I love the interaction call now. I was like, I was complaining about something on the podcast. We're doing some right now.

I'm hearing my grievances and annoyances on the podcast. So if we need a fest of us pulling here. So we've been Michael Scott declares bankruptcy by going out his office and just yelling it. It's affecting something to happen. So if that guy's listening or if he's on Twitter or if I don't know, whatever, let him know that we want to be on there. Don't send our people after him.

No, oh yeah, that's true. Okay. It'll be he'll be Stay calm. They call him internet army. They went after the IWTV awards That was like we were we flooded those awards man. We were we checked. You fuck us. No, no, just fuck us now I didn't I didn't hate us. So we so, they were streaming the IWV awards on YouTube. And like we, I mean, I was Barbara, myself, Miles, Kathleen, and you guys streamed the... No, I, no, no. Oh, you know, I'm just saying. Okay, anyway, so, so we were to hear at the office doing like a live blog of, you know,

while stuff was going on and like, and so we were just watching it like the the comments on the YouTube stream were essentially nothing but red versus blue the whole time. Oh really? It was like non-stop. That's awesome. But it was awesome but then like when immersion didn't win people turned ugly and it was like oh god no guys guys no no don't don't don't get up. And all truth I got I got pretty anxious about that award. Yeah, I was I was sweating it They're they're after the the wardrobe is over the guy who was running their livestream came over and pull me aside It was like man you're the people from your website. Where's all over the live stream? Like there was all them and I was like I'm so sorry. He was like no, it was awesome. Oh, that's great That's great. That was like non-stop

It's like we're just read verse blue wedding the way they play. Our community is awesome. Yeah, it's great. Our community won me money. That's true. Yeah, I like that. Me too, courtesy of audible.com. It was just pretty awesome because we really liked the idea of the IWTV Awards. We were happy with all the nominees.

We thought everybody was really talented. So we made it really concentrate to push to promote this. We announced it last week and reminded people we were doing it and then it was a big thing on a website and so You know, I don't know how many people did that but I definitely it's great to see a return on that amount of it No, we broke our website. I don't know did Adam say about that. Yeah, like like so I was live vlogging and that we were responding to comments in the thread and Barbos on YouTube responding we're on Twitter and everything and So many people flooded the website like chat along with us while we were watching the show that we broke the website. Normally, I didn't think it was going to generate that much traffic. Like our website has processes that kick in whenever we have

like episode releases, whenever we know we're going to have high traffic, we kick in like a caching system. So everything keeps running. I didn't we didn't think that this was going to generate enough traffic to necessitate the caching system, but it was like, fuck, we should have done it. After I was online with Adam and Adam was just screaming at me. He's like, what are you doing? Why are you breaking the website? Is that why you yelled at us when you randomly released an RVB episode like five hours before? Yes, you have, because we had since we had a release time for Redversible Blue, we know and it automatically kicks in. If you release it early, then the whole system is fucked up. It's like, oh shit! Everyone starts coming. We have to be ready for it. God, so... So if you're listening everyone...

I'm, well, I mean, that's good. I'm, I'm happy for, I'm also happy for, uh, it sounds like the, I, A-D-O-D-V-D. Yeah, I mean, sounds like they did well. I mean, yeah. The presentation was great. It, it seems like a really successful year for me. Yeah, it was the Venetian. It was really, really nice. Yeah, man, uh, the show's already had it. They pulled in a lot of great shows. She has already had some assets on her. God, man, there was a lot of hot girls on it.

What's her name? The girl who was up there with the fine brothers. Grace, daily grace. Oh, daily grace. That girl is funny. Yeah, she was very funny. She was super, super fun. Yeah, she was really, she was really cool.

She also looked like she wasn't nervous or anything. No, she was up there. she was like super loose and... Yeah, well theoretically, I mean, there are actual real legitimate performers. Yeah, no, no. But I mean some people did look nervous, but her... Some people did look nervous. She was super... Yeah, it's interesting, it was a very, very interesting mix of people, because it was definitely

a mix of like, this person is internet, this person is definitely internet, and this person is entertainment. You know, it internet. This person is entertainment. It's like a good mix of people. She was in the award videos we made. And I think Carrie went around and grabbed all of the footage from all the nominees for our videos. And the one he grabbed of her is when she's like, humping the table on the comments. She's got a full episode.

She's on a My Damn Channel, right? Yeah. My Damn Channel. Wait so are they sponsoring the podcast? No, they are not No, we're not gonna tell you to calm.net or dot or But that's my evil laugh. That's cool. So you guys had a good time on Vegas. I'm glad. Yeah, it was good Kerry said he's been you plans to go out there first 21st birthday. That's like in May, right? I think so yeah We're all trying to go in fairness to Jack Gus and I won the same flight and it was very late and all the cool stuff that happens is probably starts at five, you know, like that volcano show and the

pirate ship thing. We don't want to go see the whole thing. Cool stuff. I mean stuff you you want to bring people to see that and see before. And so we really were just trying to find stuff to do is like the last day we went to Caesar's palace and I was like, well, it's not that great but they have this like one statue that moves a little bit. Oh, that thing is so long like walking slow over there and like, you know, huffing and puffing. We finally get there and we look

and it's like close for maintenance. Like how low is it gonna go there? That's probably, you probably won out on that one. That is the one thing you go there. It's like you feel like you're an episode of The Simpsons. It's like, hello. I am Thor, the Sparta Thunder. The Hall of President.

No, no, no, please visit Barnes and Noble. Yeah, it's like Barnes and Noble's Adam. You know, it's just... Well, they have a Poseidon one too, or at Lannis something. A different, you know, a show, and we went to see that one. And one of the characters rose from the bottom of like the fountain which was cool But the latex was just completely detached from its neck, so they just look like it is a slice What are you talking about? It's like a

Giant animatronic And a matron. Is that the same place? It's the Caesars. It's in the new areas. It's not people need the style of the animatronic It just looks like someone came and just like split its neck You're just gonna slip up.'re all doing. It's like oil coming out of the jug. Oh god help me. I am dying Every second I live as agony Yeah, you know there's a good cover. I've been like gambling. I'd be the only one doing anything there money and Money and carry over just fitting there awkwardly. I think someone's printing something jacking

Would that stack up the papers off the printer or somewhere? Let's see what it is. This is this is an exciting moment for the podcast Anytime a printer works. It's like a miracle. Yeah, I get child-beating. I fucking hate print You know, I have a printer at home and we're gonna lose these guys a sponsors too But fucking cannon and they're fucking MP560 is a piece of shit anytime. I want to print something. I have to reboot it It's like I go to print a communication communication error has occurred. Fuck, I got to reboot the print. We talked about this for years. We came to the mathematical conclusion that printing is not possible. It can't happen. And then I have to reboot every time I want to print something after rebooted.

It does. I need you to beat that company name. I need you to beat that name. Can we just hire, let's just hire a scribe. Can we get a room of typness like back in the old Hollywood days Or if a room of 50 women in my quarter and some cigarettes 50 women typing really you're the shovel was one here in the in the back in the Hollywood It's Jack will happily open the door for them all 50 of them. Did you print something? Something what do you want? Oh God? Your car is in our way, is it yeah? Joel needs to move his car cuz it's cars in the way I'm in my car move your car. I'll come my car

Do you can't move your car dude? Where's your car dude? I'm a car Joel's got a fast car. He can move it super quick Marshall wants me to just Me for him if he wants me to give my keys to him. Well, I just want to go with, yeah, I was just going to move it around the block a few times. You seem first, viewers, they are, right? I just spent a lot of money on the car. I actually don't have the key on me.

All right, this game is very awkward. Yeah, if you go up there, yeah, don't. I'm just going to be careful. We've got a window that faces the front gate. We're just gonna see these cars peel out around the corner. You're gonna edit all this out aren't you? No, no, I love it. You love this stuff. We got a printer going off. We got people walking the room. One time I was sitting in my desk and Marshall came in and was like, hey, can I borrow the keys for your car? I was like, okay, not there's just gonna move it or something.

And you know, I drive that. Oh, fuck, are they gonna take it for a shoot? Is that what they're gonna do? car. Yeah, how does that work? Do you have a bad, I mean, there is a terminal to receive a jump if you're on a pre-s, but you cannot give a jump. Fucking talk about you fucking bastards. Fucking environmentalist bastards.

Take, take, take. You can only receive a jump, but you can't give one. You know what I mean? It's probably good, but it would fucking explode in a normal car. You can, you cause very polite. You have to be careful. I read in the owner's manual, like when you tow it, it has to be on a flatbed. You can't let the wheels turn if it's off, because then it just keeps generating electricity

for the battery. And it like overcharges the battery and could potentially melt it. The Priuses are scary. I was in a parking lot the other day with my brother-in-law going into the store, and before he knew it, Prius came up and almost hit us. Because they're deadly silent because they don't they don't like any noise. I hate seeing pedestrians like on the street like when I'm driving like in a neighborhood because I know that they can't hear me. Yeah, and I'm like oh fucker.

You see I get a fucking siren. I'm gonna slowly turn. I should just start honking. Woo! Just get siren. You know what I'm saying? Prius! I've seen more and more of this. We're a little bastards or smaller than the Prius. Smart cars. This is a smart car. Oh, Omega? bastards are smaller than the Prius smart cars smart. Oh mega. Is that a make some?

No smart makes them. I'm seeing this everywhere. I hate those I just don't understand it's like I feel like I feel like that me looking at their car is gonna cause a great impact It's gonna kill them. It's like the the smart car doesn't get that great of mileage and it's like half of a car Well, the reason they have the reason they get like 35 miles to the gallon of mileage and it's like half of a car. Well, the reason they have the money, they get like 35 miles to the gallon. Oh, I thought it was full electric. No, they're not. No, the smart cars are like use gas and they're only like 35 miles. I'm going to look that up now that I'm saying.

I could, I mean, that's not, they take gas. I know that. I know that for a fact. The only reason you see him is because there's a company here. It was a car. Cars to go. It's a car. And you can just, you can just find a car and just get in it and drive it somewhere and

that's a cool service yeah and you look at it when you're on the cool service stop it there's nothing cool about that no it's also you're gonna need it what's your car to take them all the little fucking uh everywhere downtown they've got all a fucking million in these little smart car public parking only they're fucking everywhere they've taken up all the fucking parking spots Fuck those guys, but it's like no space and this one space like that and there's like for 12 of them I'm gonna go take a picture. I'm gonna go take a picture of that sign. I'm gonna. I'm gonna hate I'm gonna hate anything environmentally friendly Okay, it's just who I am. I get it. It's just who I am I get it 35 jacks Jacks, I'm gonna just rushed out of the room.

Keep him. I'm trying to find the fucking mileage on these smart cars. Damn. Damn. Damn. Now I'm gonna lift this up too. But okay, there's only one place I in town. I think that sells average mileage. Smart cars. I think it's like up in a round rock.

No, there's one down town. There is. No, I'm pretty sure there is. Yeah, next to the Lou Lou lemon, of course. Where is that? It's by I think it's by Lamar off of Lamar and six or seventh, I think of course, right? Hmm. I used to be retardedly impulsive and when they announced the smart car They were only be able for like a year and sending email and they're like put your deposit down now So I give them $100 and then I forgot about it to like two years later

40 miles per gallon. Ford, not that great. Has anybody seen that? That's good, but it's not, for the fact that you have half of a car, it's not as high as it should be. Yeah, but I mean, for you to that car downtown, or if you live like in a condor or something like that, you know, you're gonna be gassed of that car

once every month essentially. To me, it looks like somebody got a port of potty and put some wheels on it. You know those things, we're so smart. We're so smart, I too. So I mean some wheels on it, you know those things are so hard guys, too So I mean that's you those those things are so small that you know They can you know the parallel parking they imagine goes like this they can pull in and park like this like yeah Perpendicular in those spots because they're assholes Just assholes. Why would they do that?

Fucking be assholes, and I bet they can't give a jump either Fucking jacks. I can't I can can't help you but you can help me Don't worry This is Mark are oh good God. Oh man. There are no games out right now by the way. I just playing a shitload of Star Wars I think yeah me too. I think that's coming out for that next week as a matter of fact. Yeah, this this week Isn't it this week? I think so one point one patch. Yeah, adding a new flashpoint like new new raid stuff maybe. Yeah, some bug fixes. The next game I'm looking forward to that I can think of is Mass Effect 3 and that's not till March. Yeah. I think that's March 6. I am really looking forward to Mass Effect 3.

Marshall's back in here. What's up Marshall? Thank you. Were you able to move it? Okay. I moved it. Yeah. Probably. Are we able to move it? Okay. I moved it. Yeah.

Yeah, I played Mass Effect 2 probably like I probably finished Mass Effect 2 like three or four times. Talk me through this. Okay. Okay, it starts basically which was very clever right like at the very beginning of Mass Effect 2, it's okay to talk about it now. Yeah. You die immediately. Yeah, awesome. Which is great. And that perfectly

works with the storyline because you can recreate your character which works with the narrative. I love stuff that's like works with the narrative and is also practical. So it starts off great. I did not get through Mass Effect 2. How does it end? Well, it depends on how you played it. How did it end for you? Well, I ended up in a couple of different ways. You can, I mean, at the end, you have to fight. I was a little unclear on this, but they're making like a human reaper, and you have to fight it. The evil guys are making the reapers.

Is he a giant? It looks like a giant terminator kind of and So you kill the like needles for fingers He's like a attached to stuff like the kind of suspended and he's like real yeah real John I've been I've vaguely remember that's the last fight in the game. So you finished it then I did not finish it But I do remember that I yeah, and then you can either like destroy that outpost Or you can save the outpost for the, was the guy's name the lustrous man?

Oh, the, no, the, like you can't see him, like the, uh, smokey man. No, yeah, but it starts with an eye, right? Yes, it starts with an eye. The, uh, elusive man. Elusive man, that's, that's, that's, E, it's for the, no, it's an eye, that was, I elusive. I don't know, it's even a word. I don't know, it's even a word.

It's a bunch of my Apple. Oh, god, damn it, I have to look that up now too. El was I lucid. I don't know. I don't know. It's even a word by Apple. Oh god, damn it. I have to look that up. Not too lucid is a word. I don't know about I don't think it is either. What's we got to think I lucid is a word? I don't know. No, it's okay. I looked it up. It's 40 miles to the gallon. Anyway, that is I what? Yeah, elusive man, I L L U S I V E. Okay. So, Jill, you had many different endings in that game, right? Yeah, a couple. So, how is the next one going to start?

Well, then they go through the whole cutscene at the end and then it cuts to that wide shot where you see all of the reapers approaching from deep space, like they're coming to attack. So, I assume MassVectory will start with, based on the reaper attack. Based on the trailers. I mean, not the trailers, it looks like it looks like it'll probably get club stomps.

It'll probably start the second the Reaper's herb stomps. Begin their attack. Earth is getting stopped. I'm curious to see what hooks they take from the second game and even from the first game that they're going to incorporate into this one. Because I played Mass Effect 1 as well. I played Mass Effect 2 a couple of times with and without saves to see what the differences were. And it was really cool that interesting to see what they did pull from one, and I'm curious to see how much of that's going to

make it all the way to three. Now, if I've never played Mass Effect, do you recommend I start it too or start it one? You should, well, I liked two a lot more than one. I think from a story perspective, it makes sense to start it one. Play all the way through. But I felt like one is not the same game as two. Two is, they streamlined it. Yeah, that's crazy. Well, let's get Assassin's Creed. Like, you know, you don't have to play Assassin's Creed one.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the first one's gonna be not as smooth as the second one maybe but it's like it doesn't matter I still just at some point when I get freaking time in my life I

want to sit down play through one import my character play through two plays the three yeah that yeah if you don't have the time I lose for money you can just go back and watch the previous games on YouTube yeah and it actually works cool I did that for God of World one you got a war two and then I played God of War three and it was it was great yeah I, I mean, you know, it's fuck. It's a lot of time It's you know if you're I got to see you know all shit to do Seating what's a money does money put this place off and then he does his animation He doesn't he doesn't he doesn't watch he didn't play the game at all. He just watches games

Yeah, I would say most of the time probably yep, so anyway, but I mean you're not gonna play Star Wars, right? Old Republic. I would like to play Star Wars. I don't know that I have time. Yeah, Brandon, you get to try to play it all. I love the idea of it, and I love, like, I've sat down and played a little bit of it. I just don't like other people. I don't like interacting with other people online.

It's just, well, it's like, Gus, you were telling me, you pretty much played the whole game by yourself, right? Yeah, I rarely group out. I've grouped up a couple of times, so you've got flashpoints and to do, like, missions that you need people for, but for the? Yeah, I rarely group up. I've grouped up a couple of times since I got flash points and to do missions that you need people for, but for the most part I play by myself. Do you have more fun by yourself?

I don't, because like sometimes I'll just have to leave something. I'll get a phone call or something happens. And I don't want to leave people in the lurch. Yeah, where it's like, oh shit, I gotta stop playing right now. Oh, sorry, we're in the middle of the video. We almost need to create a new like online,

you know, behavioral acceptance level where it's like if somebody's just got to go, they got to go, that's gonna be cool. Like the idea of like, okay, goodbye, you know, there's no like an aim, like you can't say, at one point in my life, I was like, I feel bad if I don't say goodbye. This definitely the Joel technique is just like,

all right, I'm done here in this little video. Well, no, no, I do that. I feel bad if I never do that, I never do that on line. I do it in person. You're doing person all the time. I do it in person all the time. I saw you doing Vegas after, that was like, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, where's Joel up? Joel's gone. I guess maybe the other people in our group were used to that because I mean it's not it's not a field trip

Yeah, I'm like required to I learned over the weekend That apparently I had pissed somebody off. Oh Yeah, I pissed somebody off you pissed off carried in it and by doing that like two years ago on somebody I didn't know what they were talking about, but they're like yeah, we were in a party party you said I'll be right back and then you are gone. If I'm with you and I say I'll be right back that means I'm leaving. We got to get into the dictionary. That means I have to go. I love you goodbye. That's your abbreviation. I'll be right back. No but I don't know. I mean it's like I you know I don't know it's it's it's a I feel always so back. No, but I don't know. I mean, it's like, you know, I don't know. It's, it's a, I feel always so bad, but it's like, I don't know, like online, right? It's just like on Xbox Live or whatever. It can get weird sometimes. I don't feel

as bad on Xbox Live for some reason. Is it more, is it more person, you know, because I guess it's like quick games and stuff like a deathmatch or whatever. It doesn't matter, but like, in an MMO, yeah, or like in an MMO, it's like you're more invested. You got to spend more time doing it. If people get offended, do people get offended Yeah, we're probably like in an MMO. It's like you're more invested. You got to spend more time doing it People get offended do people get offended if you're in like a big group. Yeah, I mean if you do people mostly get offended I don't know sometimes like I feel bad about it So I'll just quit without saying yeah, it depends on the situation too like if you're on a raid night where people are all like It's scheduled time to go and do this right? That's the thing to make me that's one thing where it's like okay

If you bolt out without saying anything is like okay, what the fuck was that guy doing? But it was like hey something came up like I had a time where I had to go For the mind she got a flat tire like I have to leave right now my friends flat tire Sorry, and I said the leave and it's like okay. Well people will suck it out No, no, I totally remember I totally I won't remember that one time where Jack was like hey listen I made this play date for this thing where Joel you have to be involved And then but we're gonna have this playday together and then you're gone. No no no okay that was unfortunate time

maybe because then you're what happened was it we does this all day. Hey everyone let's go mini golfing we had a play. We don't we don't want to go mini golfing and then you look up and your mini golfing jacks gone I'm gonna finish you like why am the fuck am I mini golfing? How the fuck did this happen? Where's Jack? Jack is gone? Why are we gonna play date scheduled and it happened to be the day after my sister and they hit And you the whole for the shot Like I'm mini golfing and I have to pay for these fucking shots. Where is Jack?

To mini golf and shots sounds awesome. We should do that. You guys want to go Minigolf? That's it. Did you ever go to the Pitchin' Point over there? No, I never have. Because you can just walk around with beer. We can use that at Peter Pan. Oh. As Peter Pan is B.O.A. The Pitchin' Point is like an actual small golf course.

Yeah, Peter Pan. Oh, let's do that. The only thing about Minigolf at Peter Pan is they have those giant dinosaurs. Like, it looks straight out of everything from Pee Wee's big adventure. Oh yeah. And so that that works for about five minutes and then after that it's just fucking boring. That's what you drink. That's what you drink. Lots of things are boring but if you drink they get better. That's what you drink and do something fun. Like I'm like crazy idea. That's the crazy idea. None of the shit even connects. Like it's cracked,

the concrete's cracked. I've been in a while. It's all shit, that whole place is crap. They recently re-did a lot of it. It doesn't make any sense. You knock your ball into some hole. I don't even want to go mini golf. That place. You guys are going to go mini golfing with Joel and I?

No, I'll pass. I think we're all going to go. I'm going to dedicate the time. I'm going to be like, I'm going to phone call. I'm going to go. I just quit mini golfing. Yeah, that's the last time I'm going to go mini golfing. Oh man. I probably haven't been mini golfing in at least like 20 years Because it sucks

You can be your DPS. So you know probably we can bring in another one be good Bad engages Bad engage mini golf sucks bad engage school, but it's funny, we went to badding cages. Yeah, and it was like, all right, suck. I was like, Jack, fuck, Mini-golf thing, badding cages. Like, okay, we went to a place, somehow that place found a way to make badding cages suck. Although we found the broken one,

I don't want to let free stuff. Where's that? Where's everything's working again? We're all in a badding cage. You have to wear a parking case. You have to wear a car in the middle of the room. You have to wear a car in the middle of the room. There's kids around there, willing,

helmets on air growing. We had to crack the metal back. Cracked the metal back. Yeah, they're like, well, we only have this one bad. It's aluminum growing we'd a crack the metal back crack middle bad Yeah, they're like well, we only have this one bad. It's aluminum and it has a crack going down the middle every single time Jesus you hit that you hit the fucking baseball with that bat It was like you chopped into like tin foil. Yeah, it's like your your your hands or tongues is there a bad in cage around here Anywhere that's the only one I know of the one you're talking about in a row there was Oh, no, I'm taking it to something else. There used to be one over there by the Omni, like right here in,

like, but kind of close to our office. Oh, yeah. That got torn down like 15 years ago. That was a celebration station. Yeah. God, that was old, man. I had to think I had a friend's birthday party there. Celebration station.

Yeah, that's the last one you know, that was like 15 years ago. Are there a gocarts in Austin? Aside from Park and Pizza. That's the one I know of. That's the one by the airport. the one literally why don't you ask it's a 12-year-old I would know like I realized that the other day what like like two week a week and a half two weeks ago I realized that I passed my 14th anniversary of living in Austin wow how fucking sad it's crazy you know I've been here for so fucking long now.

I think I was born here then I moved away when I was young and I moved back 14 years ago. I'm just fucking never left. I'm gonna get shot. Let's go get some shots, you guys are buying. Alright, let's do it. Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples? Alright, example.

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