Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #151

Episode Date: February 2, 2012

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

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I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. Welcome to the morning show. Oh Welcome to the morning show Robin you're way to work Chad grow That's awesome I'm begging over here. Yeah, that was that was great. Let's get way to wake up the morning that was submitted by I don't know I've no idea how to say this name opeth is good. That's the anti-sheet. Opeth is good. Opus

Good I don't know how to say this name. Opeth is good. Yes, they anti-sheet. Opeth is good. Opeth. You can actually put it out. Opeth. Good. Good. So you've got to see it with a German accent. Good. That was it. Klingon's made music. That would be it.

What? When I was in college. We like playing on this making music. Absolutely. A buddy of mine came home hammered and each earned a. What's the metallic blackout? Like, inner. The, the blackout. It's the blackout, right? It's called, yeah. I think it's just called Metallica.

But yeah, it's called the silver. Silver. Silver. Right. You know, that's actually the inspiration for one of our very, very early church, or excuse me, reverse blue shirts, where Texas shirt was printed black on black. Oh, right. Yeah.

And we kind of did the same thing for, uh, because we got inspired by the Metallica. I mean, just in my levels here, which is why it sounded weird. And everyone, uh, on black. Oh right yeah and we kind of did the same thing for because we got inspired by the the Metallica. I mean just in my levels here which is why it's sound weird. And everyone complaining that that shirt was unreadable. Yeah so then we went to the white on white text which we use now that no one knows about. So all that subconscious programming is I didn't even know that it's everybody joy. Hey, so my buddy came home and he was hammered and he went into his room and locked his door and turned on Metallica on a fucking loop. Like three in

the morning. Everyone has that experience. And then did you like pass out promptly? Absolutely passed out. Put it on like nine and passed out and kept us all awake. And so everyone's had that roommate Yeah, we proceeded to like try to beat his door down with ball peen hammer and then I think at one point we said his door of fire So you guys were drunk too We understand we were just dumb we were dumb that was your solution We contain the fire to the door it'll weaken the structure and we can get in a whole right through it

We'd be stupid not to burn it down. I don't remember. And then I hit the exact same thing with just like played it. And all night long and just whatever I went out came back in the morning, came back in like 11 after it was still going on. I was like, and then then you started asking the question, did are they dead? Did he die?

Yeah, and it's just like really is he dead or what's going on or whatever. And it's like we were hoping he was dead. Yeah. I mean, that would have been a good resolution to this we kicked on the door And at least you could explain to the neighbors while the noise was sorry a roommate died exactly our house We had such a problem with kicking indoors that there was actually rules in the lease when you moved in the bylaws that if you Kicked in someone's door. Where is this this is the fraternity house with a little college shocking that if you kicked in someone's door

Where does this is the fraternity house with a living in college shocking that if you kicked in someone's door It was a certain fine But if the door if the door had never been kicked in before you could flip it So that the because the door handle would break where you you saw the hole for the door knob Right, and so that's where the door would break that was the weak point. I know all about kicking indoors So you could flip the door if it had never been kicked in before that was a lesser fine Then if you kicked in someone's or who to be kicked away to get a buy new door Where they're in the kids where there are markers on the door to let you know like if you're going to kick it Like did you all put like a red stripe in the corner like oh shit that door's been kicked in before is it?

No, you can tell because on the hinge side of the door there was there was a hole where the door He'll be in a plate there who owned the house we did it was our house So you guys put these restrictions on yourself basically where it's like you have to pay for is that called I mean it what yeah I have a restriction on myself if I if I if I kick down my door at my house after paper Yeah, I mean at what point is it's just like we'll fuck it. We'll just it was burned down Yeah, it was such a common occurrence. I let a buddy my borrow my computer right a paper and He was he was going to print it and he printed out the paper and I went to go take a shower

And I guess when I shut my door I locked my door and I'm literally two doors down on the bathroom taking a shower He comes back up to get the paper when it's done printing the door was locked He looks for me for about four seconds and then kicked in my door to get his fucking paper That I let him buy all my computer to do some people get confused and like instead of knocking they would just kick doors that was yeah that was a full of knocking it's like instead of that's like their greeting like hello kick the bottom of their foot they're knocking we went and shot at that place in

the schedule yes and that was the that that was the worst ugliest place I had ever and I've been in some bad places that place was off We used it as like a we like a project. It was it was a scene where it was so funny It was a scene where it was about a guy who's death right and so we shot in the bathroom and there are cockroaches Giant cockroaches everywhere all over the bathroom and we had a thing where we're filming it and and We we happen to be filming and I was like Joel pointed that cockroach Walking by and I pointed at the cockroach and it literally stopped Jumped at the air flipped up over on its back and died

Where you like we had it we had it on film. I was like God that's great. We should totally use that So you're saying you're a method actor Methad but it's like the even the cockroaches thought that place was terrible So this is my campus like yeah,'s what's campus. It's been torn down right? It doesn't exist anymore. It was as best as it is. It was like they upgraded it they turned it into a hole in the ground. It's a depression pond now it's a serving them with better purpose. The best party we would do every year is that we would plug up all the doorways with sandbags and we would flood the

fire. You know I'm glad you mentioned that. Let me think about something I want to talk about in the podcast. The other day I was reading these stories about fucked up experiments in the 60s or a fucked up experiments that have been done in the past and there were a couple that stood out. The first one I'm just going to mention very briefly because the second one is interesting. The first one they got'm just gonna mention very briefly, because it's the second one that's interesting. The first one, they got three men alleiled people who all thought they were Jesus Christ and made them live in a house together for two years.

That's called Jersey Shore, right? That's called Achievement Hunter. And one of them was convinced he was married to a seven foot tall woman called Madam Yeti Woman. Wow. And the scientist would write letters as Madam Yeti Woman to him, trying to convince him to change his name from Jesus Christ

I tuned out your story for one second and lost I am like what in the hell is happening the more interesting was the second story You're talking about floating a houseman to think about this one. Well my question. How do you find these people before Craigslist is invented? How do you locate the state? Run institutions. They probably just grab three people right guess so um the second experiment that I read about was I guess the government funded this experiment down in the Virgin Islands they want to teach dolphins to speak so who is calling this so they they they they built a house that was partially flooded so that a woman and a dolphin could live together like what

so I was like wait a minute I want to link that on this thing so they this this together. Like what? So it's like waiting. I want to link that on this thing. So they, uh, this woman lived, like, they gave her the dolphin when there was a, when it was tiny and like, the dolphin grew up with her problem was when the dolphin reached sexual maturity, it just wanted to, to bone her. The human woman. Yeah. So, uh, like, the doll, that's like, the big problem, right? Yeah, the dolphin was always trying to bone people. The dolphin would get really aggressive and like was bruising her and attacking her because she wouldn't have sex with it. That's a big problem, right? Yeah, the dolphin was- Dolphins are always trying to bone people. The dolphin would get really aggressive and like was bruising her and attacking her because she wouldn't have sex with it. That's a- yeah.

So they started giving the dolphin conjugal visits. They would take the dolphin out of the house and let it have sex with other dolphins. But then they were like, but this is fucking up our experiment. We don't know if we can teach it to speak if it gets you interact with other hugh- with other dolphins. See, once a dolphin gets laid, it has no purpose for laying in it anymore. It's pretty much over. So- What do you guys talk about? So there's dolphins want to have sex with people on par with- I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I- See once a dolphin gets laid has no purpose for life anymore So There's dolphins want to have sex with people

I look you're in a hit so their solution was no you can't just brush past that you like I think same So their solution was we can't let this dolphin have sex with other dolphins so It became a little more gentle like it was trying to court the woman to like nibble at her feet and like roll. It can't talk but it learned to play a stairway to heaven on guitar. And it would roll over and show her junk, show it's junk to her. So she started giving the dolphin hand to the dog. And the dolphin became more receptive to their lessons after she started jucking it off.. Bullshit! But they still wasn't talking.

So their solution was, their solution was, oh of course, the Dolphin's not talking. You need to do LSD with the Dolphin. When was this? This is the 60's. So they started dropping asses. What the fuck? They started showing asses. They covered me.

They covered me. They covered me. They covered me. But it's like, if you're that woman now, so when I ask you, what's the worst job you've What the fuck? They started screaming at me. They got her and they got the fuck down. But it's like, if you're that woman now, then someone asks you, what's the worst job you've ever had? Like, well, once someone had to give dolphin hand jobs and drop asses in a partially flooded house.

What the fuck? Did the dolphin ever learn to talk? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why would it? They got hand jobs and LSD's down in the Caribbean somewhere? Wow What would you what's the hope what do they think a dolphin's gonna say? I don't know I may be doing a hand job. Yeah

I assume they wanted it to like look they were trying to try to look for mines or submarines Oh, no, they're always that's always the 1960s dolphin experience like we need to train dolphins to like Hunt for mines or our mines that important do we need to go through all this trouble Minds are a big deal. They're venture big deal now Not to the point where we need to be giving people LSD and dolphins hand The dolphin got LSD too. I just wanted to say they treated it as an equal. What in the fuck man anything went back then I guess it's like they could just do whatever. If you said you were a scientist,

you could get money from the government. It was like I'm a scientist and I want to do acid with beavers. I was a big thing. LSD was a big gateway for research money. Yeah, they wanted to like his experiment with the mind enhancing capabilities. Was it was it the army that actually engineered LSD? Is that right?

I've heard. I don't know. I heard like it's like an Alex Jones right? I heard theories that the CIA developed. I mean where where did it come from? I don't know. I mean definitely not nature right? Yeah definitely not. I don't think it comes in tabs and then like sheets of paper. It came off the ass of some frog from the Amazon. You know Tyke over at Penny Arcade is a very poetic person and he described one I'm so glad to be able to include Tyke in a Yeah, I have some frog from the Amazon. That's a tree. You know, Tyco over at Penny Arcade is a very poetic person. And he described one, I'm so glad to be able to include Tyco in a conversation about hand jubs.

I know. I know. I'll appreciate this. But he once talked about drug use, and he talked about being intrigued that there is a chemical component to consciousness. And I thought, that's a really interesting way to put that. So the same thing.

The thing is once they started to skeptical component to consciousness. That, that's crazy. That's Joe's life. Like it can be altered Well, if you think about it like on a Maybe this is a little too nerdy. You think about it like on a chemical level like you have neurons, right? That have like receptors your brain cells have receptors that are you do shape certain ways to accept like certain Provinces of bindings and you can manufacture drugs that get in there and interfere with the natural fire even natural bindings. You can engineer something that kind of fits in there like a puzzle piece and fucks it up. That's yeah that's a problem right? That's why cocaine is bad for you. It goes in your synaptical connections and messes up the connection. It's like you just like forcing a jigsaw piece into it and somewhere that doesn't fit and you kind of make

it fit but then the right piece won't fit in the game. That was the analogy I always heard about it. We're like, almost makes it too big, and then you can't reconnect after it's, after you take it out of the system. Yeah, wait a minute. Cocaine is bad for you. You're learning all kinds of things today. I'm back down on the package. I told you, we're totally reclassifying

this as an educational podcast now. That story's really funny to me, because it's always brought up where with dolphins, where you go to the water park, and then like one out of every four people gets like the dolphin like yes it's like a big like problem where the dolphins are and like if you watch like the nature channel not a problem for the dolphin. Basically how dolphins procreate is that two dolphins get together and they basically chase

down and beat the crap out of the female dolphin until she uses the point of exhaustion and then they do their business. That's nature's mysterious way of making more dolphins. I am distancing myself from the Joel Heeman stance on dolphins. This is, this is not me, it's just how it is. You guys, that end of the table is like, I don't know what, I don't know. I can't wait for this conversation. I'm afraid of the knowledge that's over here on that side. I'm just seeing myself from that side of the table.

Are you really? Are you really taking the high ground with dolphin interspecies? I was talking about science. It's the federally funded science that took place in this country. federally funded science. If that's not on the up and up, I don't know what is. Back in the 60s when shit was cool. Good lord. I mean, you wonder what's going on today? Like, what would be the LSD of the 2000s? Like what is the drug you're testing and everything now? For sure.

Adderall. The internet, social media is it. I can just be like Adderall or something. What's new? Yeah. You talked about Viagr starting as a blood pressure medication, right? Yeah.

And all of the male patients reported the same side of that every single time. That's really fortunate. What's that? For the drug company, they're like, well, I guess it doesn't work right, but it's got this other feature we can totally sell. Just change the marketing. Have you guys ever done that?

Have you guys, because in Austin, Austin, I've never taken Viagra. I met this guy one time who had to make this story. Let me get my copy cut for this story. Please continue. I am not He's like I didn't I'm sure he was like is Rayleigh I met him like on a set and he's like yes, and he starts telling me the story I wasn't really interested in hearing it, but what I could piece together. He was like yes I take the Viagra only take only take small bit of Viagra because it really really work only takes a year going for it. I'm not sure but that's it. Apparently don't longer than the injury. He gave me all these different pieces of the story

and basically what had happened is there was a dolphin. You're never supposed to tell the other person that you take the Viagra because apparently it gets he took a whole bunch of Viagra. Yeah. A whole bunch a whole bunch of Viagra. Yeah a whole bunch a whole bunch of my handful a handful of Viagra Got an erection That he couldn't get rid of the wife came home about my medical terminology for this Prieth pizm Prank that's right. Welcome Couldn't get rid of it. wife got angry stormed out on him

Was in the apartment for like I don't know how long hours now. I finally had to go to the hospital So was in the apartment for like I don't know how long hours and hours finally had to go to the hospital. So, I thought my four hours kind of doctor, the wife storm out. I guess, I guess I don't know if they get offended that you need a drug to be attracted to them or Oh, I see, I see, I see. So the performance enhancing was the bad part. So she's like the judges. No, no, I'm naturally this attracted to you all the time I see so he so this guy was he's married to this lady I've got a non-stop boner for you baby I see okay well what do you get to handful yeah it us is but um yeah I don't know apparently it gets a point where you get a rouse all the way 100% of whatever it still had it like you couldn't get

rivets right right you know you know what the solution for that is when you go to the hospital scissors I don't know they'll give you blood clotting letters blood clotting just stop stop the circulation no LSD they they make an incision and drain blood from no Yeah, that's what they do What's worse? If you know if you don't or one of the just put a leach on it for Christ sake I mean if they don't let the blood out of the penis. What's the alternative does it eventually go away on its own?

Did you really say put a leech on someone's boner? I'm saying it's just as bad, it's terrible. Why are you going to the animals again with this? In his piece, even. They've got that sucking hole, I can't hold it. If you give the leech a hand job, and then... It's a surprise. No, but seriously, if they don't sucking hole, if they don't drain the blood, what happens?

What's the worst case scenario there? Ticket death. Ooh. Okay. Don't dream the blood, what happens? What's the worst case scenario there? Take a guess. Oh, okay. Sharia. She got very real. I don't really know what that, rather I'm a bad synaptical connection. The net problem. How is pride, this is going to be a fun thing to read.

How is prviopism treated? The goal of all treatment, this is from the Cleveland Clinic.org site. The goal of all treatment is to make direction go away and preserve future erectile dysfunction. If a person receives treatment within four to six hours of four to six hour erection, the erection can almost always be reduced with medication. If the erection has lasted less than four hours,

decongestant medications, which may act to decrease blood flow to the cleanest, may be very helpful. Other options include ice packs, surgical litigation. Litigation. It's like a doctor. That litigation. Sorry, sorry, ligation. Oh, okay. Other options include ice packs surgical litigation Litigation sorry ligation Okay, and an aspiration after numbing the penis doctors will insert a needle and drain To reduce pressure and so see this is why I You never want to go to the hospital. What's that?

This is why you never want to know this is why you don't want to take a handful of anger Yeah, yeah, you're learning the wrong lesson. What if you're it's also the reason why you never want to visit C world This is the podcast where you learn all sorts of a connection here apparently dolphins just have this you're not throw by a great Naturally, what would happen if you gave a dolphin by a girl? How about a day are you gonna have a viewer doctor and you're like, uh, hey guys got a boner You gotta go drink a Sponer like does a nurse up to Or does the doctor have to come in? That's a great day.

That's an iPhone camera day. That's what that is. I just saved three people's lives and now I gotta go drain the guys boner. Alright. Man, I gotta say still the toughest stuff. This is gonna be a huge downer from this phone conversation.

As a doctor, it's gotta be the toughest thing ever. It's just like, how do you tell someone they're gonna die, you know? Or like in the case of the four hour, six hour boner, you can imagine having to talk with a guy and tell him, yeah, we're gonna have to cut that off. You're gonna lose that. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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But that's a little different like when you take the medicine I came out of the 62 That's orgasm alright Yeah, it is like a Superhero origin story. I don't think if you're a doctor and you have to like do that, this is probably a while they pump people full of so many drugs or whatever. Or it's like, hey Johnny, we gotta take your arm.

It's just like, well, it's gonna be a lot easier to tell Johnny this if he's just pump full of whatever. Also, if a guy is absolutely, I don't know, terminal, like going to die 100%. Maybe, do you go in there and you're just like, well, you have a 5% chance to live. You know, do you go in there and you're just like well? You have a five percent percent chance to live Yeah, you you presented in that manner. I mean it's just Yeah, I mean does any doctor ever go in just be like your dad

So I have this movie with Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman. I want you to watch You're doing that thing again where you stop talking when I talk now you think I don't like that It's a game works It works very well. So speaking of telling someone they're gonna die Uh, we saw the gray and the movies now been out for so people are loving this movie apparently I mean I mean, I'm really weird. I got associated with it with some weird way I guess I've talked about the podcast I talked to Jack about it and Jack was like I really like this movie and it's basically what I'm

getting is it's a man movie. It's a man you element fire. I get that. Joel as a professional actor actor you will appreciate this. Because of some weird marketing snafu or whatever reason or an editing thing the movie was delayed by like two or three weeks which means it came out early 2012 as opposed to right at the end of 2011. I can almost guarantee that that cost Liam Neeson an Oscar. I'm a nomination at least. Dude, I've seen most of the movies now. I mean, George Clooney and the descendants might be a good push. But man, it's not, it may be the artist. I haven't seen you yet. It's just saying that that always happens.

Liam Neeson in the gray is fucking amazing, dude. That's awesome. Maybe I should see it. I want to talk about the movie so much, but I don't want to spoil it for a moment. Me too. And people keep telling me they see commercials on TV for the gray and they run to turn it off.

They're telling me this on Twitter. But no, no, it's just the trailer itself. They decided to include some things in the trailer, some specific shots, which it will boggle your mind after you've seen the movie. Why would they put this in there? Interesting. Yeah, and I don trailer, some specific shots, which it will boggle your mind after you've seen the movie. Why would they put this in there? Interesting. Yeah, and I don't,

if they have, actually I've only seen the trailer, I don't wanna say what it is, but yeah, great movie. Okay, give it a mocha too, and then we can talk about it. I've seen it twice. I've seen it twice.

Wow. Yeah. But I see it very rarely go see movie toys in the theaters. Yeah. But it is because of the rumble box. The rumble box. Did you get the rumble box? The debucks.

Did you see that? I wonder what's showing you debocks right now. I like shaking. Do you want to hear something insane though? I showed you Jack this yesterday and you this as well, I think. So last night, I went to go see the gray at the Alamo Trafftouse movie theater, the Ritz. And I reserved my seats online.

That was it was like seeing the face of God. That's crazy. It's only at the Ritz downtown though. That's the only theater there's on it. It's also only a small area. Is it the entire theater? It's two rows in the center, two full rows that are reserved seating. See, I thought it was like half of two rows.

So one row? Well, it's like two halves back to back. So like one in front of the other. Jack, I think, yes, why the fight? I literally fight me on this? I literally wouldn't look for tickets for something else if there is just to also check it fight it also one cool thing is if you buy the reserve seats you also got free parking downtown too I don't know if you took advantage I didn't know someone someone research this shit

where do you want to wear like two blocks up up on like like eighth and Levocker not Levocker I don't's like a is a garage like to just two blocks north of the draft that's like right at the arch i wouldn't do that the arch is our big homeless center which is a little east of their the art is all over red river uh... no it's one block west red river i've got to yeah oh yeah you're right you're at one block west of the ever man

they built in for whatever reason they built an enormous homeless center a block from the major tourist center in Austin. I mean it was just perfect because it's a really nice looking homeless center. The center goes. Yeah, worked at go. But the people outside are not nice. I think we made homeless people. Back when we had the comics thing we made a few comics about my interactions walking by there. I saw more homeless boob outside of the arch than I care to remember It's a weird deal because it's like if you're driving your car down the street right there That you're almost guaranteed to get that interaction where you're gonna be driving slowly down the street And you're gonna get a homeless person who's gonna purposely walk in front of your car

And then sort of look at you and give you the chest pound like come on hit me. Yeah, you know like that sort of thing So it's just the paper been tempted to do it Because I want to do it all the time you do what hit somebody when someone's crossing Like and they're like challenging you like looking at like staring you down like they're winning like fuck them I will I will fuck this person up. What if you just what if you just like kissed the gas Where you're just going like a half a mile per hour, but didn't stop now you got to commit you just kind of keep You just kind of keep that slow crawl. I guess that's probably not going to work You got to move to the side and then try and choke you. Yeah, don't punch your cars. You go by

Shutterwear thing there was in my screening of the gray there must be something shooting here in Austin because There was a handful of actors that you Recognize and then think I got to look at what that guy's name is online and they were all in the theater watching stuff one was the guy who played David Wallace on the office Michael Scott's corporate boss. Right. Oh yeah. And he was there and then the guy who played the dude who could fly in heroes and his name is Adrian Pazdar. Pazdar. Dude man, it's been so long since I saw heroes. He's the... Oh, he was married to one of the Dixie chicks, isn't he? Is he? I don't know. I could have sworn like this for him. He was married to one of the Dixie chicks, isn't he?

I don't know. I could have sworn in like this for a minute. He was born April 30th, 1965, and pitched field messages. That's about the exact same. You know David Wallace, the guy who plays David Wallace in the office, he was actually like a lawyer or something. Right. For the like for someone on the office or like someone who worked in the office,

and they like, hey, you'd be perfect to play a corporate bus, and he sat down and played it. Now he's an actor. I guess. Yeah, he just got a role for me in that. I read just recently that, um, Alan Rickman, who most people wouldn't know, I think, from the Harry Potter movies, he plays Snape, right? Yeah, I hardly got a sequest or, or, or, yeah, I was a question or die hard. Do you know that, uh, Hans Gruber, the part that he played in die hard, was his first role ever as an actor? I just read that the other day He started he started acting at 42 years of age just decided to start acting and he played in my opinion

What is one of these seminal action villains and it's so different to like it his approach to an action villain was was so different to anything I've seen so far. Yeah, that was so so great at the time You know, yeah, just like I'm gonna be the villain who's gonna be somewhat calm and logical about things Which is really refreshing and nice your mastermind. Well, yeah And he's like he's not like overly like physically threatening, but just like yeah I hope just he doesn't give a shit and he will fuck you up It's like Philipsy more Hoffman in mission impossible three. Yeah, it's the same kind of way just like yeah I'll just fucking destroy you and now like James Spader on the office if you still watch the office kind of that way

Confusing and intimidating my one beef with mission impossible 3 is I never understood who the Philip Seymour Healthman character was supposed to be. You're just kind of like I get you. Bad guy with no real story. Like the story was revolving around him. We're seeing about him. We're seeing the previous. No. Oh, you know, huh. I remember seeing the real like concrete. You know, throw about the plane. You just like I don't care. Throw me out. I don't give a shit. And then you'd like after the like relents and full of similar half and calls as bluff. Then Philip, same off.

We're sitting there still tied to that chair. He's like I'm gonna kill everyone that you love. That's a very strong negotiating position to be tied to a chair. Yeah. About re-throwed out of a plane. You know, I have a theory that really really famous actors like if you go through specific scenarios There's really famous actors who are good in specific situations and like specifically I got to take this one call unfortunately like I think about this is really specific

But Bruce Willis is the best person at sitting in a chair and listening to somebody else talk and just sitting there listening That's really specific. I'll be right back at things Yeah, sure, that's fine Fucking a bad guy. Okay, now this is the talk shit that's about Bernie point into the podcast that's Bruce Willis on the phone He's sitting there talking to him. I don't know how I always get behind like every Movie yeah, like you guys see because you don't go out and do anything. That's what you're like me Joel I have to wait for it to be like on a Zoom or like some, like, or like iTunes, so I can buy it and watch it at home

because I don't want to go anywhere. I am really, I'm really bad about it. If you're not here at the office. How many of the Oscar movies have you seen? Have I seen, do you have a list of Oscar movies? I have it upstairs. I want to say I've seen like two or three, not many though. Like I haven't seen the, I haven't seen the artist,

which I want to see. I haven't even heard of the artist till the Golden Globes, I don't think. Me neither. See, that's my problem. Like most of the movies they even name, I haven't even heard of the artist till the golden blobs. I don't think mean either See that's my problem like most of the movies they even name I haven't even heard of it Yeah, and you know, it's funny is that I get all those DVDs in the mail. Oh you do? Yeah, I get them all in the mail Okay, you're still I'm I'm your Hollywood person. Yeah, I'm sag or whatever so it's like I'm on the sag Yeah, movie list and so for the nominees. Are we sending that so much?

We just sell all those right no And so for the nominees I always said Watch them please sell all those right no That's why you're always at the pirate bay No, no, no, no, no, I don't even open them. I won't go to the trouble of the opening. I have a pile of them I was you fly a lot you should just fucking watch them on your laptop. I should I should but I'm really it isn't that That's your fault because you keep introducing me to all the apps and I also the audible people I just downloaded a hero Academy which is like a multiplayer strategy game on my phone. It's been pretty fun. What was the game that you played? Star

Control 2? Star Control 2. Or Kwan Masters. You were playing that on the way out San Francisco. Do you remember Star Control 2? I remember playing, but I remember watching Gus play. Anytime I got on the plane I was playing that game. You're not familiar with Star Control 2 at all. No I remember watching Gus play it. Anytime I got on the plane, I was playing that game. You were in the Star Control 2 at all. No, I've seen Gus play it, but I haven't played it myself. Star Control 2, if you haven't played it. It's Mass Effect. It is Mass Effect.

But made like 20 years ago. With like, on the pixel level. Yeah, you're like, build, well, it's a little different in that you have to like get resources and upgrade your ship, but you have to like collect alien allies and then go and fight like an overwhelming force, which is I don't know I think there's the best great game format. No, it was great No, that was one of those things where I was guss was playing this game on a plane We were flying out of San Francisco for a commercial shoot and literally in the parking lot of the place we were going We looked across the way and another one of the buildings was the building they made the game at right?

crossed the way and another one of the buildings was the building they made the game at right? Yeah, yeah, it was the developer of that game. I was like, oh wait a minute, I lived here. Yeah, you lived like a couple miles away from where we were. That was a crazy trip. That was. There were no dolphin hand jobs on this. It's still. Not that time.

Or, or LSD. Or LSD. Or LSD. It's on that trip. Yeah, so I finally finished my trip to finally. Good, just in time for three. just in time for 3. Okay, so many you're crazy many people have told me I need to play all the way from 1 to 2 and then go to 3 well here's so here's the thing is that I didn't all play all the way completely through 1 and I just don't I just don't have the time. Yeah, no, I mean, but I think if you're if you're pressed for time

You can play to and get into three. Like one is more like backstory and character development, like the boss, like the overall enemy that they're alluding to is kind of briefly in one as an unseen force, and then it becomes more prevalent in two. Okay. And I also said to myself,

I said, I'm gonna play through this and be honest, I'm gonna play through it one time, I'm gonna play through it one time. And if people die, then they die like, I said, I'm not going play through this and be honest. I'm going to play through it one time. I'm going to play through it one time. If people die, then they die like, said, I'm not going back, whatever, one time. And I like lost four people. Oh, shit. I lost four freaking people. Now I got to know the next game.

I'm four people down. All right. Did you see Jessica Chilbots going to be in the next Mass Effect game? Yeah, I heard about that. They announced her. She's actually like modeled into the game today. Yeah, she, yeah. That's kind of crazy. And the girl who voices Edy. They announced her. She's actually like modeled into the game. Yeah, she yeah, that's kind of crazy and the girl who voices

Edy's like really hot. Who's Edy? Edy is the AI and the computer the AI on the on your ship the Cortana of Mass Effect essentially see that help that when When you picture like the female voices and like your nav system and all that Do you ever picture like an attractive girl because I I picture a dolphin with a boner? like an attractive girl because I I picture a dolphin with a boner. Oh, like you know what? For me forever. It's like if you remember the original Star Trek and the voice of the computer on the original Star track. It's a major Rod and Mary, right?

Yeah, it was Gene Ronberry's wife, right? Who is a Dianna Troy's mom. Exactly. And so like any time now I hear a female voice on nav or whatever, I picture Gene Rod Mary. You guys don't want to Bang Theory, do you? No, I got yelled at that the other day. You get yelled at that?

Yeah, I got yelled at because I didn't use, there you go. Words, you, I would. So I'm still on the NICOL. Oh, guys, this is like a month. So there's a character on the show who he can't talk to women unless he's drunk, unless he has some form of alcohol in him. I can't talk to microphones.

Well, there you go. But, um, and so he ends up getting like a new iPhone and it has Siri on it. So he like falls in love with Siri essentially. And then the end of the episode, he ends up like having this dream where he sees Siri and then he can't talk to her anymore. He's like this hot red head. He's like, and he's locks up and freaks out. So that's pretty funny.

It's pretty clever. Is the Siri getting dumber? One of those? Uh, no, no. It was pretty sweet. It was a nice romantic relationship They had are you using your Siri? I never use Siri like the only time I don't know the only time I use voice controls on my iPhone or when I'm doing text messages while driving because it has a little button You can hit and just talk to it and it'll like it'll just type out whatever you say it'll also read you your messages. Yeah

I got upgrade I've got up ready to get to do fun. It was great. Like I have Bluetooth in my car. So like I can talk to Siri through my speakers and like it works. Yeah, it sounds just doing my car. You get a what a Prius, right? Yeah. So that's all fancy and stuff. Um, you should really wait now. I mean, we're halfway through the cycle. I mean, you might as well wait for the iPhone six, five. I guess, I guess, well, the four S was was the

four fifth one right right so be the be the 6th generation iPhone yeah but you called iPhone 3g the you called the iPhone 4 or the 4 right I mean the 3g was I the 3g was the 3g was the third yeah 3g was the third but they're not gonna call the next iPhone 6 they have to have 5 but it's these 6 generations don't fucking argue with me that's a fucking bullshit some antics it's the iPhone 5 they're gonna call it oh what are gonna come out with? iPhone 8.

Why did they do that anyway? Why did they just call the last one four? Why did they throw the letter on them? Why did they do that? Is there a technical reason? Probably because the form factor didn't change. They didn't want people to be confused. They didn't work.

They didn't want people to be confused. They failed on that. Civil. The S was for Steve. Remember, Kazidai, it was for Steve. Oh, God. So Facebook is IPO-ing. What does that mean? Yeah.

I have no idea what that means. What are they finally for? Like something ridiculous, right? Like a hundred billion dollar IPO or something bullshit? Right. Well, nobody knows what this means exactly. Like the talk was that they were going to IPO for, yeah, $75 to $100 billion.

Jesus. But nobody, you don't have the financials. So you don't know You don't know how many that's gonna be the overall float. Okay. Is how they're gonna measure it But you don't know what their earnings are so you don't know if that's good right? I'm not sure that I'm not sure that I would get into that I mean they already have a third of the world's population on Facebook So how do you grow from this?

Aliens, I mean seriously, how do you grow from that? Aliens. No, I mean seriously, how do you improve upon that? You're at put me on that. You already have everybody. It's a CNBC is reporting that they reported yesterday that Facebook is expected to file Wednesday today. There's about $5 billion IPO. Right.

So they $5 billion? No, the $5 billion doesn't matter. Like the $5 billion is just a placeholder. Like in other words, it's just so they can file people. I see. Yeah, the company's currently looking at evaluation of 75 to 100 billion. Right. So what they're going to do is they just like they file the paperwork and they just announce it's like, okay, we're going to go public and we'll say five billion. And then basically it's going to start going up from there. Okay. So how does it? I mean, okay, explain to someone who's never really messed with stock market

stuff. So essentially you have, is it like, is there a limited number of stock in a company, or does it build? Like how does that work? There will be a limited number of shares. So at some point, if, I mean, if everyone, if no one sold their shares, no one could buy more Facebook, well, they'll divide it up. We'll say this amount is going to be held by Zuckerberg. This amount is going to be held by people in the company.

And then this amount of the flow, this percentage of the float will throw to the public. OK. But there's no limited quantity that goes to the public. Like, there is. Well, it's a limited, right? So theoretically, if it's like the price goes up. That's why the price goes up because people want it.

And there's only a certain amount of it. OK. OK, that makes sense. And then the people, and correcting me if I'm wrong here, certain amount of it. Okay. Okay. That makes sense and then the people and Crick me if I'm wrong here Joel the the amount that they allocate for like employees like Zuckerberg and stuff They have to wait typically several years before they can cash before it vests and they can redeem it like they call it They call lock up so it's like locked up basically so they can't the people who are on the inside can't Sell their shares and undermine the public basically. Yeah, they can't just dump it immediately make a bunch of money flood the market and

Devalue the stock so Zuckerberg is gonna have bunch of money, flip the market, and devalue the stock. So it's like your work's gonna have like 51% of the stock or something like that. I don't know. I don't know any of that stuff. I'm trying to think of social network, how much are you? Well, it's funny, because we're talking about like all the people just like in Google back in the day. Now with Facebook, you're gonna have all of these employees

whom overnight are gonna become millionaires. Wow. And it's sort of a problem from the company standpoint because they talked about this in other companies where it was like, well, we became public. And so all these people became millionaires. It's like, all of a sudden, they started showing up at 11. Instead of nine.

You know, it's like the same thing. But they're not millionaires. It's just like, except to wait for their stock to pass, right? Right. But they just hold on to it. On paper, right? They're on paper millionaires. But there's different, I don't know.

There's just different things here and there and subtleties and this that and the other thing But I'm not sure man. It's like Facebook is so overhyped and like everybody's talking about it. You know, that's They're gonna have to have crazy here. Here's the way I look at it Uh-huh. My mom is already on Facebook like how are they gonna get passed out? My grandmother just Exactly. It's like in other words. They've already maxed out probably on the amount of people. They're like Facebook for kids.

So they'll be like, you know, newborns, you just pop them out. They'll type in their details as it's like, you know, instead of giving you no sheet, they just take a genetic profile. They just like some amino acid out and immediately get the pro. Sorry, some amniotic fluid out. When I say an amino acid, it looks like fucking retard over here. I'm just glad we didn't get into that. Never mind. But anyways, um, so what what what what does it mean when when God, why we talk about finance, what does it mean when a stock splits? When a stock splits, basically it's you have the value of the share. So if you have $10 a share, then it's going to be $5 a share. And then there's twice the amount. So it's like the float theoretically is not affected. The overall value is not affected. So the price in half, but you get double the shares. Exactly. Okay. So it's like you have one share at $10.

Oh, suddenly you have two shares at $5. Right. Which isn't. It's funny. A lot of people are like, oh, yeah, stock split. Yeah. That's not really on paper. That's not really. Doesn't mean anything. Yeah. But a lot of times it can generate people love the split. Like I remember back in the 90s, Dell, with the split, you're like, yeah, they get so much, I always thought that it meant the price doubled or they had double shares of something. See, that's the thing. A lot of people think that. So, consequently, what happens is it does go up, but it's just because people are comparing. That's bullshit.

It's bullshit, but it works. Sometimes you just want to get, you want to create a catalyst. Yeah. That's how you do it. It's like buzz or something. I do, I do did it perfectly. I did do it. It does it all the time. We developed a finance as well.

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Magazine Wow, I wonder how people I wonder how people in our community feel about Zingas like I wonder if people in our community Play those games or how they feel that because I know a lot of a lot of traditional gamers like people who I want to be we appeal to like a lot of the you know AAA title people don't really go for that stuff I want to totally different market. I mean I was the Forbes article from January 9th is titled why Zenga is doomed I want to what would happen if we had like a game type app on our on our site Have we ever thought about anything like that? Have we done about what like having games on our site as far as like like a You know mafia wars type game or something. Some sort of like, you know, API built.

We have gaming built in everything on the site. So like we have gaming built in the leveling system on the profiles, you know, so that it's got gaming elements in it. But we don't have specifically a game built to put on there. I mean, first of all, obviously, you can see the implications of Reverse Blue for long time as our most popular show. How do we have a game based on Reverse Blue, you know, with that, that turned into like,

you know, a much bigger discussion. And so yeah, we talked about it. I know Matt was big on it. One of the redesigns about putting flash games up and things like that just seems like, I know. I'm I'm curious as to what the user users would think about that about Zinka about games. Like games like games.

Joe on our video game much like. I hate it. So many of the legends of the red dragon mixed in. Like, do you our video game much like It's a new way of the legends the red dragon mixed in like Do you remember that game like in other words like games like they're on Facebook right now I wonder how they'd feel about games like that being on our site. I don't know You know I have been on Facebook. I was a late adopter a very very late adopter Facebook. I've never seen these games What do you I would go to get them? They're just they're on Like do a search. Well, that's the thing I'm like in the search bar. You just type like farmville So like I go like farmville that's a profile and you like you like install this app

That's like a button and it installs it so I'm gonna go ahead and say no one here is actually play one of those games I've never I don't know what farmville nine block every single one I get yeah I've never played it either they talk to you the games. Yeah Well, isn't all your friends feeds it'll be like so and so's doing this so and so's doing that or so and so invites you to Yeah help them make up And it's a good time. This is a good time for me to say make your own Please don't invite me You get 9,000 friends on Facebook, so you have no you have no way to say no because I need to accept everything

Well, the thing is talk prices doing pretty good. I am I am gonna. I am gonna de-friend Jack though. Okay That's fine. I'm not friends with you on Facebook I know that's how it works What's the point you see each other? Yeah, we're in the same fucking building No, but it's because I have it set up so you can do a friend request up from friends of a friend Yes, that's the way to do it and Joel has 9,000 friends. I have I do not have not I have 100 My 100 friends. And in fact, I just deleted people to get back down to 100.

I feel like that's a good number. That was popular. That was my sort of approach to Twitter. What do you mean? Wow. How many do you have? Do you have like a billion? No, I'm cutting down.

I think I have 2,000 currently. 2,000 friends? No, no, I have 1,800. 1,800. Yeah. So they've got this timeline feature now on Facebook. I Join Facebook in like 2006. Mm-hmm. I was like like basically like six months after it became after it came to UT I think back when you needed an E.D.U. email address to join that's that's why I liked it

I never like I was a big fan of my space and never got on there But I liked Facebook because it it was set up where you had to be in college in order to get in I didn't understand that at the time and it was set up where you had to be in college in order to get in. I didn't understand that at the time. And it was still an understanding of it. Because you know, it wasn't full of crappy bands and- Ex-concility. Yeah, marketing. Yeah, which I thought was a genius idea.

Targeting each, and it's a big niche. And an exclamation. And so, yeah. But now- You know, never on MySpace? Like, briefly, I think I had a profile, but I never really did anything- I never had a MySpace for all. Yeah, MySpace is like, once I saw movies or bands being advertised as go

to our website at Myspace.com slash our crappy movie. Like I knew it was that was going to be the downfall. And now I'm seeing it with Facebook. Yeah, no everybody. I think everybody. So I mean it was so bad that it was interesting. I mean it's like you can see you can log on to Myspace and be like wow this is 20% worse than it was yesterday.

It's like essentially Geocity. Well that's what happens when you put the creation tools in the hands of the people. Oh god yeah. The auto plane music. A lot of lessons. A lot of lessons. Civil urge from Myspace. You know, Zei Frank actually had a contest to make the worst Myspace page possibly

could. Oh really? Yeah there's some really terrible ones like animated gifts and stuff. Oh you can, in the worst Geocities page. Just natural wild Geocities page probably worse than anything that was put in that contest. The worst GeoCities page, just natural wild GeoCities page, probably worse than anything that was put into that context. Did you have a GeoCities site? I did not.

I did not. I always had my own domain name. Yeah, me too. I think it was geosities.com slash Hollywood slash lot slash 9991. Wow. Yeah. That's a benefit on a business card. I just, I don't know, Facebook is, I'm still kind of like I'm slowly adopting it, you know, it's just people

I mean people People must do stuff. Honestly, we feel just too much stuff. There's way too much personal stuff on Facebook. Yeah Twitter and everything That stuff that stuff is just there forever too. That's it never goes away. I just always a thing It's it's who do you think in this room has more tweets we can go through the count right now I'm gonna guess Joel. No, no, no, it's not Joel. All right. I'm gonna go to last Joel. What's your what's your Twitter name? Joel Hayman. It's definitely between Bernie and I Joel Heyman I'm gonna guess myself just cuz Bernie hasn't been on Twitter as long as I have Bapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap Okay, I'm trying to give you help try to get you some followers. He said it already. Okay. Yeah, that's trying to help out

That's cool. All right. Let's see here. So roll you have what yours Mine mine's Jack underscore P you have two thousand one hundred and fifty one tweets. I can bear us by that. Oh, yeah I mean bear us by that. No What's what do you do? Oh Jack underscore P Jack underscore P? Because Jack P is a guy who used to work for Microsoft. What are you gonna do the guy who looks Bernie? Gamertag is a guy who was in the Xbox live long team. There's nothing to do fuck. I keep screwing this up Jack P What's peace stand for? Paddle potato patito. What my favorite thing is you is just miss pronounced jacks

I used to know time had so funny He hated it like overly hated I'll call him Patio you had 3,549 tweets. Wow. That's fewer than I thought it was. I'm gonna do how many you have now look it up 3,500. Yeah, okay. What are your Bernie Burns or some shit? I am Bernie Burns on one word. Let me see here So why are you at it? Why don't you follow at rooster Teeth and actually please do and we do it one for RTX RTX event RTX event and so and achievement hunt we should talk about that and achievement hunt. Yes Is it atch hunt? No, it's achievement hunt achievement hunt. Okay. I have 2358 are you embarrassed by that you asked me if I was embarrassed and you've got more than I have

100 more than nine percent more on top of what I have So fuck you But 500 of my tweets are two live live through girls I also bet you signed up for Twitter after I did Because I signed up really early when it started I thought that's something to brag about No I'm just saying, early Twitter and after You've tweeted more in less of a time Listen I'm having, I am probably the most conflicted Twitter user ever I just can't I just

Something about it. So what it comes up. So I When Twitter first started I hated it I and I didn't get it and I was wrong I was I was I love to I was sitting next to you the day you fell in love with Twitter Yeah, you also I you probably don't reply to anybody on Twitter Gus that does not seem like your style You actually did this morning as a matter of fact occasionally. I will I mostly reply to anybody on Twitter Gus that does not seem like your style. He actually did this morning as a matter of fact occasionally I will I mostly reply to people that's what I do. I mostly reply because people ask questions on there and I just I reply back to so I guess probably A third to half of my things are actual tweets of like Hey, I read it much. Does it count if you retweet stuff?

Cuz I read tweet stuff that I think is funny. Yeah, like I would like people to like when you retweet though Really I was making jokes about the the Mostly the battlefield movie budget this weekend. Yeah, there's a funny some funny Revolved that a field budget. What's that? That's the battlefield movie. I'm sorry the battleship movie. Oh, yeah The apparently it has a $200 million budget. What the fuck is that and it's a spaceship right? I don't know It's a spaceship in water that boats have to fight And this is on the board game are there is it a board can you call the board game? I don't know it's 200 million dollars. I think the best pun was Brian who works upstairs said he wasn't sure if the movie was sea worthy Oh wow, I thought that was good. Did you yeah, I retweeted the shit. Did you do what we did? Did you went?

Clever yes play on words All right, so the moral of stories I have more tweets in anyone here. I'm pretty much let's get a sandwich I'm sorry for that. Let's get a sampling of Jack P's wisdom Get the Jack flavor one of I said recently. I got to look at my phone now You're starting to leave me quick hurry up before you guys find it all Jack's recent tweet enjoying my time here at geek pole only one video game question to foreign I got right okay Okay, so there you go. You're welcome that actually does play to some we did so this this weekend we went to Kathleen Sanders came down to see at Ninja Harlet

Please don't do this. I'm for everyone we talk about The but yeah, she came down to see us and she invited to go to, she's like, oh, I'm coming down. There's this trivia thing you guys should come along. And like David Ellis was going to come, but then, you know, people just get busy. Very busy, especially because a lot of the team works at 3-4-3 and it's a halo launch here. So guess what they're working. So it ended up to where she needed four people to fill in slots on this trivia team.

And I said, I can figure out something So Jack you came Branding came and barber came Brandon good luck Well, the funny thing was is that it turned out to then we ended up with seven people That were that were there and and we said you're breaking into two teams only good to have one team Well, we said we can only have six people and Brandon really goes I'll leave like We're in line. He came all the way down to how really goes, I'll leave. Like, we're in line. He came all the way down to how he goes, I don't care.

I'll take the bullet. Bye. See you everybody. I'm gonna go drink. And so thank God, because you know, Brandon was a really cool dude. He made that process very, very easy, honest. And we didn't have that Brandon. Yeah.

You know, it's like, you're Achilles heel removed itself. It was like, bye. But your weakness went away on its own. Yeah, and if anybody's here to go. What's a kill? What is that? So I'll let's say the other day are yesterday Brandon got on aim and asked me goes, do you know what a shuttlecock is? So I'm guessing I'm guessing that came up in something we won't talk about well No, we'll tie that in I don't care. We'll talk about that

Okay, because it plays nicely in this conversation So we show up at this event. You know, we wait in line, we get in. And somehow in the course of waiting in line to get in, trivia night turned into, oh, well, this is a thing called Geeks Who Drink. This is a national contest. They do the having pubs all over the place.

And this is the world championships. Oh, and you're representing Seattle, our team. So we stepped in at the world championship level. Be drink, Austin. Yeah, and you're representing Seattle our team. So we stepped in at the world championship level Austin yeah, we did oh dude every time they mentioned Seattle. I stood up and screamed like a maniac like But I hope you took plaid dude. I got to tell you first of all Jack came out of the gate swinging He was like half our first round. Yeah, the first round I got the very first question right. It was a stone cool or stone the Steve Austin question about wrestling. It was what is this finishing move? It was a stone cold stunner. I bet Jack is a trivia fiend.

You know, you know, you know, okay, my dad used to watch Jeopardy when I was a kid. I would sit there and watch him just tear through that thing. I got a really funny story to tell you about that. And so anyway, I totally, I think that might just run in the family. So I don't want to get too, I don't want to get a tangent here, but I got to tell you a funny jeopardy story. So at halftime, there's eight rounds of eight

questions approximately. Some of them were like, like a little bit longer, like there was one that was like an eight part question. Because it was name cast member from Section The City, which called the barb just destroyed it. She did awesome. So we get the scores at halftime. because it was name cast member from section of the city, which, Bob just destroyed it. She did awesome. So we get the scores to halftime.

We were tied for third in the world. Wow. We were tied for seventh. So there were six teams in front of us, but we were in the third group. There was like a one, a four, and then seven. There's got to be times for first. Okay.

Just like a third. Yeah, it's a, you know, third group of people. Third best score. I just wanna say, third best score. Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, that's a good Good weekend. That's good. Yeah, got back. Come on Jack, how can you have that many tweets and not be a good marketer? So how's that possible? Oh cuz then someone's gonna come in like you want really

So I wanna make sure right. It's a good internet voice. That is good internet voice So so that was out of like what 200 teams Really good. Yeah, we were kicking ass. We kicked ass and then so how would you fucking hope we fucking joke so bad? Yeah, the second half we fell apart. I ever did there was one round in particular We did really really poorly in but there was some there was a great round There was one you know that jeopardy category where it's like you start a sentence with one thing and then ends it with another We're well I let me again need to say what they gave you there

It was essentially like this jeopardy sort of ideas up It was with like high class and then low class. And they're basically the answer that gave you was Moby Dick in a box. Right. So that was the answer to the question. There was like two different things. It was like a two Brazilian girl sharing a glass of poo on top of two, like a dome on top of another dome.

So it was two girls, one couple of. Yeah. It was pretty clever. It's a guess. Come on. It's a trivia Yeah, it's not gonna be it was it was pretty funny though So anyway, hey, Bernie. I'm looking at the the final scores. They finally put up the final list shit So the okay, I'll say this the first place like they had a tie for first place They actually had like a sudden death thing the first place teams tied with 93 points out of a possible what?

Um, I don't know with that okay, but that's that's the high I'll say that that's the high the low score was 40 out of like like a low score and the whole thing is this worldwide or just at the place you're just the place we were okay but this is this represents the global champion yeah so we scored 76 points okay middle yeah so we did I mean above middle so I don't know exactly I'll say we came in about maybe 30th or so Yeah, that looks like that looks a right about 200 teams. That's yeah, so we're about 30th For no preparation. That's pretty not at all literally like walking up like oh, what are we doing? How do you how do you prepare for a trivia read Wikipedia? We let it through things at the other tables

So you said you couldn't use your phones We got to like how are your phones off? No, you like have your phone in your pocket and they were serious. They had guys walking around. They had like the quiz masters watching you and stuff. If anyone pulled out a phone, you were out. The quiz masters, they get to wear hats. They have like the fucking wizard hat with like stars and moons on it.

No, like I'm master the quiz. So like they, cause they, all the quiz masters came in from all over the country too. Like they had a bunch of Austin, but they still fooling people from like Seattle, Colorado, Philadelphia. And like before. So it was a, it mission-wide cast of losers. Take it easy. Take it easy. I'm with you. So, I'm going to go ahead.

But before the whole event started, they had like this marching band come out, and like everyone had like five. It was like, it was like the March of Nation. It was like the March of Nation. They had like signs and stuff. And then they got on stage and it, what was that anger thing the Hawaiians do?

Or, they just, they did the same thing. The Hawaiians do. They just do the fucking Olympics. Like the Polynesian thing, where they think. They did the Māori Māori things. The intimidation thing. Okay, but I could see the angry thing that Hawaiians do the Māori word on.

They did the Māori Wardance at a trivia. Were they Mayori? Or were they just like, what do you guys think? I'll paint it up. But they would know. They were. They were. They were just doing it. Yeah. And that's pretty obscure, but I guess before the trivia contest, you can do obscure things that people wanted to do. What was everyone in the audience be like, that's a Mayori Ward. Yeah, absolutely. No, okay.

I know. So the second round was a music round, which this was really cool. So typically in the music rounds what they do, when they do it at the pubs, they just like play back something on a laptop or whatever, and it's like, you know, it'll be like a cover of a song or something like someone from YouTube covering a song. And then you have to name the original artist and the song. So for this big event, they had, there was eight different questions during the thing. They had eight different cover bands come up and do in perform at live there, and like on stage, and then we had to get it.

And so it was pretty cool. There was a full orchestra performed ever along by food fighters. There was like a rockabilly band, the Johnny Cash, a glee club from UT, did an Eminem song. So it was kind of cool. This is crazy. It was fun.

It was serious. That was a big deal. It was not the Austin musical, right? Yeah, yeah. Listen, if you can get together six friends, they do these events all over the US. So it's got a Geeks Who Drink.com. I just, because we had fun at the event, we kicked ass. Why don't we go back?

So we were talking with Jack and Barb about, you know, going somewhere this week. And you're like a drink. There's like eight this week in Austin, but they do these things. I mean, they're half the same. The person who won the World Championship has it for about a week in Austin. Yeah, they do these things. I mean, they're half so many the person who won the world championship Has it for about a week? No, no, no The it's a you qualify over the course of a year. Oh, I see we just we almost have really worked hard to qualify We call it by parking close and knowing somebody

Strings and rules on the I guess if you know somebody that's But there's some funny team names and then and so the winner got a thousand bucks is that right? 5,000 bucks. 5,000 bucks. Yeah, first place got 5,000 second guy and it's a team is a team of six. I've got 1,000 so wow and a second third place for both Austin teams And there was a lot of people who were like thematically dressed up like there was a team across from us that all had Play shirts and mustaches and like I've mirrored sunglasses That's awesome. I can say Jack and I were talking about this. There was really cute girl who had a mustache. It didn't detract from her attractive symbol There's something weird about it. I don't know what tell you there. I might be revealing too much So was it actually worldwide were the people their international teams there?

Or was it just like it was definitely you I mean they had people from all over the US I know that for sure. I don't know for foreigners don't know shit about trivia anyway No, so they there's a movie round where they showed clips from movies and one of the movies was a monster squad kicked at We kicked ass on that one by the way, but one of the movies was monster squad And they showed the clip and I heard the tale behind it's go what the hell is that? I like turn it's like are you kidding me? It's monster squad. No idea. You get No, I mean once once why would you I didn't I didn't I don't know that for sure Stop talking over I didn't care. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn't. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn't. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn. I didn. Yeah, he had this thing, he would use it and he would play along. And so we go there and watch Jeopardy with them

and we shout out to him, shut up, shut up, shut up. And so one day I had this awesome plan with his roommate where he couldn't watch Jeopardy one day because he had a test, he was an engineer, go figure. And so he had a lab or something that couldn't watch Jeopardy. So I said, okay, we recorded Jeopardy that day. And I watched it like three times.

And then the next day we came in and we started playing, we recorded so it was like 15 minutes early so we just started playing it. And then he turns it on to watch Jeopardy. So he watches the previous day's Jeopardy. And I knew all the fucking answers. He freaked, I thought he was gonna die. He freaked out so bad.

He was like, what? Because I was always the guy who was like, my joke that I always do is like, say, say, you know, this author wrote classic tales, including a tale about a obsessed captain in a whale. And I'd say, who is Bernie Burns? I think to every question I would do that. He goes, show it up, Bernie, show it up. Every time. And so when he came in, I knew every answer to every question.

He was like, I thought he was gonna have a fucking nip. My standard answer point, I don't know the answer is Muhammad Ali. That's a good one. It's like, if you're triv- anything triv- you up, I don't know, it's Muhammad Ali. Do you know that I share a birthday with Muhammad Ali? Do we talk about that? No. Muhammad Ali have the same birthday as me.

Did you see the clip recently where someone answered donkey punch? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Really? The correct answer was rabbit punch. Yeah. Is that a donkey punch? They were punch. Yeah, don't keep punch They were wrong. Wow, they're wrong. You know one of the names of the teams that was in the

Geekball was big trouble in little vagina I think team dong came in second place overall so there's also another great team name It's words that end with and which So there's also another great team name. It's words that end with and which. Anyway, it was fun. So I would go to I would definitely recommend going to say there's like a woman town this week. Yeah, who drink there's got like there's one at the high ball.

I know there's one of the place called Mr. Tramps. Actually, my old roommate is one of the quiz masters here in Austin. So he's the half a hat. By the way, I've heard this fact a thousand times. He keeps saying over and over. I guess I've heard this a thousand times. I even came up on over and over again. Gus, have you heard this a thousand times? And when the guy even came up on stage because he was part of the event, like Jack was over,

he was across the hill for me and I heard this noise. He was so happy. So quizzes in Texas and I can narrow down to Austin. There's like, yeah, one, there's three on Sunday in Austin, this Sunday. So I'm sure you can find one of these events in your hometown, especially if you're in a particularly geeky city I would think yeah you can find it. That's crazy. Damn oh we're the other thing I'm gonna talk about because we're this is a nice

segue from talking about trivia. So we just recorded two more episodes of I can't wonder what to call this series but the what do you know series. Okay the one where we sat down with Ben and we talked to him about American history and he didn't know anything about it. So we've been slowly figuring out what everyone in the office doesn't know about, like for Brandon, it's earth, you know, and then so, but we actually, I got to say the second person we tried to do this with was Brandon and we tried to ask him science questions.

He actually did really well. In fact, to the point where it's like, okay, I guess we can't use this. I mean, he couldn't, he knew all the answers all the questions however We sat down with two other people this week and they didn't know shit about anything I mean nice they had some really really funny I've heard some some rumblings about some of the stuff that happened back there I can't wait to see the video. Yeah, so those are me coming soon I don't want to watch any of the the raw footage. I'd rather just wait for it to be cut for my

I'm sure Brandon told me he had 50 minutes worth of an interview footage of one of the people you guys talked with. Wow. That's rough. I don't know how you're gonna cut that down to four minutes. Well, I will see. I mean, there's the I mean one of the guys we talked to was Chris. I don't mind revealing and Chris just talks. You talked about this one time in one of the RTA. Oh, it's uncanny. Like his pauses are unbelievable. He was for a long time. So that's easy to add. I'm glad to see people will. Oh, no, if they're gonna edit it out.

It's like, we and she for people to see. They can really see you. Maybe a sponsor, like a sponsor version, just like nothing but pauses. Just cut all the pauses, yeah. Let me take my dish. It's really bad about ordering. There's no question about it.

Speaking of animated adventures, the animated adventure shirts should be coming out today. I haven't checked to see if they're actually in the store, but we have, I believe, four or five different shirts. I know someone in Seattle who's gonna be very excited about that. But so if you're interested in Roost-Ti-Than-Midd-Adventures, you should check out the store. Do you not see that yesterday, Bernie?

You don't need Twitter very often, do you? What happened? Oh, Alison? There you go. Miss Alison Stroll up in three, four, Allison? There you go. Stroll, yeah. Miss Allison Stroll up in 343 industries. Very excited about our TAA shirts. Yeah.

You always be careful about doing this, because when people say, hey, Jack, you look just like, who? Who do people tell you look like? I used to get, honestly, back in the day when I was in high school, I used to get James Vanderbeek. James Vanderbeek? OK, can't see that. Before I wore glasses.

Joel, who do you get? people tell you look like who? I'm sorry, so really from the exact same I know what kind of shocking He's a asshole No, you know, it's down in high school. I used to get Neil Patrick Harris Okay, and then later in life I got Seth Rogan so where the fuck did I go? That's what I want to know Something changed for me. I get animal animal from Buffett's

What do you get anything at all Joe? That dude from bones. I get you know what I would say if I looked at you and people tell you you look like canaries I used to get that yeah Joe has this like ankle length trench coat that he wears sometime. I've never seen this. He does. He wears like a cape slash trench coat. It looks like something from the Matrix.

You know what I'm talking about? How do you know I brought that to Vegas? I just want to see what I'm thinking. How did you think it was impossible to pack? How did you not wear that thing to Edmonton when we went up there? Because when he pulls it out of the suitcase, it makes his noise. It comes with a sound effect And everything slow motion you have to walk around it don't don't don't don't use a place

But you always have to be careful when you tell somebody that you they look like somebody because you could unintentionally insult them However, Alice in stroll This time of year I always know it's Sundance time of year because all of a sudden Alice in stroll starts showing up gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that.

I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. office that kind of reminds me of Allison Stroll every time I see her. Over there in South Park, there's a guy who works at Rudy's who's a dead ringer for Marshall. Here's the office. Oh, yeah, I've seen that guy.

Marshall. Yeah, there's a lot of Marshall. Maybe moonlighting. Rudy, by the way, Marshall and Matt, I feel like I see them all the time. Yeah, my life says that about Matt. Yeah, no, I see him especially like in traffic. Yeah, any guy driving me. Everybody reminds her of Matt.

Yeah, I don't know. Two different people in the gray reminded her of Matt. Maybe he just gets right. I think I do. It's one of the guys you're talking Matt. Yeah, I don't know. Two different people in the gray reminded her of Matt. Maybe he just gets right. I think it's one of the guys you're talking about. Yeah. The gray is such a good movie. Gray is such a good movie. Oh, I want to go see it. Do you remember when we were down in Buda?

There was this hardware store right across the street from our office. That then when they built the Home Depot at the highway, this is a sad small town story. They built a Walmart and a Home Depot out by the highway. We were about a mile in. And it shut down like all the local owned businesses there. There was a local hardware store in Home Depot got built so they converted to a barbecue place, which was weird. A barbecue place that sold hardware.

I guess I would. What's the one thing that Walmart can't sell? You know, barbecue. Yeah. And they had an awesome thing they're called the big oak filling build big oak filly And it was a cheese steak sandwich, but it was made with brisket instead of like steak And it had jalapenos on it and barbecue sauce Awesome. It was so good and it was it was great But there was a dude who worked there who was really really quiet and he looked just like Russell Crowe Do you remember that guy that guy was we were convinced it was Russell Crowe and he He never said a word and he tried to talk him and he just looked down and he wouldn't say anything

I was like he this is Russell Crowe starting for part that is Russell Crowe right there Do you remember and then one day he finally did talk to us He's like, you know, what do you guys do? Like oh, we kind of mentioned we were in video games and he was like I used to be a professional counter-strike player And we're like what? Dude in downtown, I don't know the story, yeah. And he was like, yeah, I played Counterstrike professionally for like a year or two. I had to give it up.

Yeah, I had to give up the life. And in that case, I think some hardware store in Buda. It was like, yeah, there's like some middle-aged Russell Crowe lookalike. It was crazy. It was crazy how much that dude looked like Russell Crowe. Crazy. Now every time we talk about Buda, every single time, I want to get the card, drive on Buda and go go eat Garcia's chicken and I know Joe will go with me

You know that the it's funny because if you get Garcia's chicken fried chicken at Garcia's It's like the greatest dish ever, but if you get it to go And you wait about 20 minutes Not nearly good like coagulate. Yeah, you don't want that. Yeah, and it's weird You've never seen a food go from the best food in the world to not really very good food in that planet. Well, the best food, the problem is, the best food has a lot of fat in it. And then when that cools down, you don't want,

you don't know, it's funny. It's like hardens. Yeah. It's just this brick of, you want it to harden in time. Yeah, you want it to harden in the arteries. Yeah, right. In your heart. You want it to harden.

But don't you also find that some foods, like if you just delay eating them for like a few minutes they get Exponentially better. Yeah, it's like when you get a steak off of the grill. You don't touch it at first Well, that's specifically yeah, but I mean that's one of the foods. Oh you are you talking about like letting something rest overnight I'm talking even like a cheeseburger not rest overnight. I don't know It's like a cheeseburger like if you let a cheeseburger sit for like five or six minutes it like gets better What it is because it believes there's something about the gravity to do it so when you eat a cheeseburger like the gravity The last two bites of a cheeseburger are like the best ever. It's like as you're paying the cheese is like slowly sliding

The bun gets compromised But yeah, all the juice and there's inner goodness of the burger a structural integrity failure It's exactly what it is. The shields on the buns fail. The shields on the buns fail. Any kind of stuff, lay back. Comes a flavor. Pizza's always better the next day, I think. I had the stupidest fucking friend in middle school.

So try to tell me why cold pizza was better than hot pizza? I think just take a cold pizza and put it in the fridge. And I was like, I would never do that. Pizza's good enough by itself. He's, no, because the next day tastes better. And it's more nutritious. I was like I would never do that. Pizza's good enough by itself. He's no, because the next day tastes better and it's more nutritious. I was like why would it be more nutritious? Because when you cook stuff it loses nutrients. Like you fucking idiot. You think it's not cooked if you refrigerate? I mean does it like reabsorb nutrients? I think we all had like that

idiot friend and elementary and middle school. For me I remember I got into an argument once with my idiot friend because he tried to convince me that all birds are reptiles And I asked him how someone Jurassic Park came out is this right now? No, no, this was like in God. This was a This must have been 89 or so maybe 90 and I was like how can you say all birds are reptiles? He goes Do they have fur? I said no, he was well. They're not mammals, right? I go yeah, because they must be reptiles Okay, yeah Parking out he was a guy in the theater goes see Man, I miss I miss I don't know like that level of ignorance

I feel like we have a little bit of it with Brandon But like being able to talk to someone who's like so wrong and so convinced that they're right How by the way, can I ask you question? Speaking of the lack of ignorance in our life, which by the way, we don't know how many mistakes Well, no, that's a bad idea. We don't know. We don't know. Yeah, we don't know. I was gonna mention this last week I don't know why I didn't but it's like everything I say there's a big asterisk. Oh speaking of Speedway. Yeah, I mentioned I mentioned last week during the we're talking about golden globes that I was it was Trent Rezner and Atticus Finch Who did the score for a girl dragon tattoo? It's Atticus Ross Atticus Finch is from a hot a kilomonking

Oh, not hot a kilomon two kilomonking. Yeah, yeah, no, we don't know. It's true. We don't know shit But the differences between us and so on whose younger is it we don't know. It was a lot of Buckingbird is an instructional man You deflate we just have we just have a big megaphone yeah Make it sound like an authority when you're talking about topics like dolphin hand jobs Well, I know one dude from the 60s who can probably rip you what I did thing I say how long does a dolphin live? How can we can we find that woman do you think she's alive? She might be on Facebook about about eight to hand job to find a lie. What's your profile?

If it's her it's you were on a super super What he's you done in the time since and I mean she's chasing that dragon that's four decades of like trying to match that experience That's five decades five is it really five decades? Yeah, those 60s were in the 20s. Yeah, what's that was 47 years ago? Can I can I take some to? I can't believe I let this go this long. So a couple podcasts ago, Gus made this thing that we've been making the podcast in five years. This is the fifth year of doing the podcast. This is the fifth year of doing the podcast. Okay. He's a fucking idiot. He that is just the most arbitrary Is it not the fifth year though? Listen, okay, are we are we back to the one zero?

Do we know that we started December and then so okay, so we started and he says this in January of 2012 Okay, so we started what was the year? We start December. Oh wait December. Oh wait. So we made start December Oh eight one out in oh wait In December one out and then we make 2009 2010 2010 and then we make one podcast Because we've been now making the podcast in five different years. No, we've been making three years Not what I said now it's five different. Yeah, that's correct. That is correct. So when you let's look at Marketing Mark getting marketing We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're in the park. We're you have a drop of water in the glass and you're like the glasses totally full

Let's all have a fucking party. Wait here. Okay. Here's here's the time raker. Okay. We're those podcasts any good Probably not we were we were Quarantin deleted several podcasts before we ever put any of them out because we thought we had to be more strong Yep, somebody came in average the lifespan of a dolphin is 25 years. Somebody came at me this weekend and they said that our podcast is too long. Yes, yes, and that it needs to be more edited because we go off topic too much. And to that person, I'm sorry. Why is this the topic?

We have a topic. We're way up from our original topic of dolphin penis and dolphin rape. Can we please go back to that guys? We've got a way of practicing. The dumb exands, how to make people keep asking me, you know, I can't say people can ask me. People regularly ask me, do you have like a list of things you want to talk about when you're going to recording the podcast? And I'm just like, have you listened to it? Like, there's no way I could have bullet pointed at any of this. I do every week. I have a list that I make here every single week

I don't and we talk about one item and then Here's the stuff. So we are off topic. I haven't talked about Willy my Vegas cab driver I haven't talked about the Austin asshole that I ran into the rare bird the Austin asshole I ran into a fucking asshole in Austin and I also didn't talk about the yellow video that I want to talk about birdie birdie found a mirror And I also didn't talk about the yellow video that I want Bernie found a mirror It's like watching a bird fight with a tail Or like a cat my dell angry at the reflection

Fuck you guys I'm gonna take this Did you ever see the yellow video? No French singer yellow? I don't think so Man, I showed it to Jack, it is this guy who dances Listen, if you're making video for... This guy's made a bunch of video.

We've been over this. I know a point you're about to make. We've been over this before, but go ahead. Okay, and you're making an online video. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I just want to establish, I know what you're talking about. No, no.

And move on. No, we're angry about this because no one's listening. The first time we talked about it, it didn't know what listened. Have they listened to the podcast? Yeah, this? Stop talking. This is an awesome video. It's way from dinner up together.

I get to post your manic stress when you're up in. The video is a, it's like potentially dance videos that you were song. And it's awesome, right? Yes, it's very awesome. But it doesn't officially start until two minutes in and you have to, you have to really suffer. So it's not an awesome. It's a, right? Yes, it's very awesome, but it doesn't officially like start until two minutes in and you have to you have to really suffer It's so so awesome. It's a French word. It's it's Jordan broad. No, no Come on

Unfant it's like like a kid, but in French it's C O M M E Another word you and on phone E N F A M T But look up yellow why E L L E okay? Oh, it's the name of the song. That's the name of the song. Okay. Anyway, so it's a dance video, and the editing, and it's crazy, crazy. But there's this two-minute intro

in the beginning of the video where nobody on YouTube is going through two minutes. And this video has like 300,000, maybe 400,000 views, but it's because of that goddamn two-minute intro. I guarantee it. What happens in the intro? It's crazy. It's like a little skit. Oh, it's like a little skit So if I wanted to watch the video could I just start at two minute one second?

I can join me now to it or should I start at zero and suffer the first two minutes? I would I would start I would start about a minute 15. Yeah, I'm sorry about a minute 15 You're not missing much, but it's still it's still fun. What's the music kicks in? That's when you're Oh, there's not even any music at first. No, no skit.. He does like a little skit. It's like setting it like a variety show. But I can absolutely tell you this video is definitely worth watching. It is just infectiously happy. I don't know what it is about it. But there's some cool like little minor special effects that are really, really neat. There's some edits in that video that are that are I think might be some of the best edits I've ever seen. Yeah, like match cuts that are insane. But yeah, yeah, there's nothing worse than watching like a gaming video on YouTube where it's in that video that I think might be some of the best edits I've ever seen. Yeah, like match cuts that are insane, but yeah. Yeah, there's nothing worse than watching like a gaming video on YouTube where it's like,

you know, 30 seconds of someone's name spinning around with, you know, animated graphics and stuff like that. It's like, just start to goddamn videos. Show me what you're trying to show me. Or like a podcast with a different intro every week, but you don't know how long you have to wait through it. Yeah, well, some of your intros were like four seconds long too, so try not to add that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, somebody sent me, um, I, I, I'd be giving you a Twitter again. Somebody sent me on Twitter. Um, what's your Twitter, Cameron?

Please let's go there. Um, I go to Rishi.com, please, and send it there. Um, they sent me that we were number one, uh, gaming podcast on UK. Like number one one like not even taking out like NPR or anything like I guess there's no NPR in the UK I don't know so I mean we're always the number one video game podcast on iTunes yeah but that's because we're not number one in games to hobby because of that in car shock and wait wait don't tell me wait wait don't tell me he's the one

that always yeah always beats us I'm gonna fucking kill Garrison Keeler if I receive no it's not him he's's a crazy companion. Yeah. Oh, okay. But, you know, I just killed him. Just come on. You know, I got someone sent me a message the other day. I guess they were listening to our, to our, they listen to our podcast and they listened to the episode where we had the certain affinity guys on when Halo University Edition

came out and they were talking about how they got started in the gaming industry and I guess this listener was like, oh fuck it I can do that. So he applied for a job at certain affinity and started there this week. What's awesome? Yeah, they hired him. One of the people waiting, so the podcast has gotten more jobs in a lot. We're one of the people who interviewed him at certain affinity was actually one of the people who was on our podcast. Really? So he listened to the podcast, listened to how the certain affinity guys

got started in video games, and said, I can do that and get it. Yeah, I don't think he's even from Austin. That's what it's from. I don't remember, but he's he's moving to Austin now to start working on certain affinity. You know, he's great.

Oh, no, I don't know. I think it's programming. Okay, does certain affinity you know this? It's coming here. Hopefully. I'm sure about the story. I haven't I haven't verified with certain affinity,

but it seems like a stretch. One of the certain affinity guys stories was not, I killed someone in order to skin, to work. Right. That's hopefully that wasn't the story. You know, we had a guy we knew, dude. It's the guy who plays donut, Dan. And we worked the tech place where we worked before.

We hire people all the time. Do you know how Dan came to work at the tech company? I think I know the story. He just showed up for training one day. He didn't even interview. Or he turned in the application, they were waiting for his interview. And he said, I'll just show up for the training. And he just showed up.

He just walked in and said he was there for training. That's awesome. He filled out the new hire paperwork. And it's just... No, he didn't fill out the paperwork, wasn't that it? Like, that's how we caught it. Because the other day, like, payroll payroll came around and you're like, who the fuck is this guy? Did I have to write a check for it? I don't have any of his

paperwork. And it was the weird thing was is that because he'd done this, we all thought, okay, well, if you got that's a go getter right there. Yeah, but then he was already working and doing an okay job. Oh my god. That's the most valuable lifeless. That being said, Rister T. There's not big enough for someone to try to sneak in. Yeah, I do that. We would notice you.

I'm like, we miss. Have we ever held a training session at Rister T? Ever? I think we did one for the lift, right? Didn't Brandon try doing one for the lift? That is correct. No, we had to do that for insurance purposes. There we go.

Jack, we had to have a training for the lift. I think he recently sent out a notice saying he can refresh people's lift training, because I think some people have been using it incorrectly We have a scissor lift that allows us to reach the ceiling in the studio, which is I think 25 feet 28 feet at the top So we go way up on the scissor lift It was funny the day we got it We couldn't keep people off it now. It just kind of sits there. It's like it's always funny how something just becomes passe after a

I'm actually it was in the never been on that thing me neither It was in the dastardly painter short. Yeah from season three of our two shorts I've seen I've seen too many accidents on sets. I just trying to steer clear of that stuff What accidents have you seen on sets? Oh lots of them a lot of them aren't necessarily Associated like the scissor lift wasn't the direct culprit But I've seen people on scissor lifts getting into a lot of trouble. I saw guy Well, I I was there when a guy cracked his head on some concrete.

Like he was a lighting guy, he was installing some lighting at Shocked and it's like when Tens fell off a ladder and hit his head on a concrete floor. And he cracked his skull, he didn't bleed or anything, but he broke his head and had to get ambulance pulled out of that. Fuck a duck, really? Wow.

It was like the day before we started shooting too. And it was just like, what's gonna happen? It's got ex files, electrician that was on the day before we started shooting too and it was just like yeah, what's gonna happen? Got ex files electrician that that was on the sizzle left outside and got electrocuted and it happens a lot And that's why a lot of those guys it's like you they have sizzle lists and things are even bigger they go higher And a lot of those are for exterior shoots and a lot of those electricians basically what happens is every time you see one of those giant stands In the lights really big they have to have somebody up there with the light So they put an electrician on the sizzle lift and you're up there for six to eight hours until you break for lunch and then you break for lunch

You come all the way back down and you go back up and a lot of them are like night shoots where you're like it's snowing And it's the wind is howling and you're just up there freezing and it's like you have to go the bathroom You go to cup. It's like I don't know. Well, that's a lot of negative and it's like you have to go the bathroom, you go to the cup, it's like, I don't know. Well, that's a lot of negative memories. It's just a little bit of a sense of the lift. That's the beauty of Hollywood, right? Yeah. I know a lot of telco guys are getting hurt by stuff like that too, and they have to climb utility poles, and you can inadvertently touch the wrong wire.

There's something about industrial equipment that I just don't want to like get near. I put my, I put my, why was it college? My thumb went into a table saw. Oh. At one point. Get near I put my I put my why was it college my thumb went into a table saw who So that was a fun day and I had a skin graft Remember last year the kid at Notre Dame. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what he was up I'm one of those sister lifts or he tweeted just before he died So he tweeted something about it. It's like, is it really windy up here?

It's pretty scary. Something like that. Yeah. That was like the last thing he wrote. Yeah, that's so fucking terrible. Yeah. That's so terrible. Yeah. Because you know that kid too, he's like, he probably was legitimately scared. Thought it was concerning. Just thought he had to man up, you know, and stay out there. That's something everyone has to do. Right. Yeah. It's really bad. Because it's true. When you're at the top of one of those things and the wind is blowing, those things really do sway a lot. You really bad because it's true when you're at the top one of those things and the wind is blowing those things really do Swae a lot and you really do feel it

It was you know Cicero lifter was the unlike a scaffolding these are those cherry pickers Where so it's like? This is a live go straight up, you know, and then the cherry pickers are like the cranes that go out with the basket on Yeah, it's like what you see like utility people working on power line He was filming like Notre Dame football practice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it was it was heavy wins Topped the whole damn thing over which I mean must have been heard that's a fucking windy. No kidding No, 53 miles an hour according to wow Did you see the the footage from inside the Dallas Cowboys? Practices. Yeah when it collapsed on everyone that was like two years ago

I was you're talking about the Minnesota. No, no, no It was at the Dallas Cowboys practice. Yeah, the practice. I mean football stadiums are collapsing They had one of those inflatable feet like the inflatable things like we have up in like here in Austin like the the long ones have one and it would just collapse and like the scaffolding from inside of all fell out or fell down and I think two people died two or three people died. Did they die? There's nothing we just seriously hurt. No, a couple of at least one guy died I know for sure. Yeah, there's footage of the Minnesota Superdome is that what's called

Superdome? Up there where when it a lot of snow and a head video footage. I remember that. Inside of the stadium. It's not the Superdome. The Superdome's in New Orleans. Yeah, what's it called? The Minnesota Thunderdome. I'm assuming I'm Thunderdome too.

Snowdome at this point. Well, did you see the ice skating rink in Russia or somewhere? That recently, like, it was same sort of deal or the snow on top of this building collapsed it from the inside I don't know what it is like anytime. It's like you get an internet video and it's from Russia. It's like oh this is gonna be good Fucked up stuff. Did we talk about the people who made the swing off the top of the apartment? Yeah, yeah, we think that you like that Girl off the top of an apartment building. Yeah, don't do that. Can't 3D set me a video of a drunk guy

I'm just gonna have to show it to you, but oh god, it's freaking ridiculous. Where a guy falls one flight of stairs. Oh, I see. Oh, I saw it. Oh, man. He like halfs himself on the second. Yeah, he like leans over the railing.

Yeah. Man. He's like, how many ribs are cracked in that? Yeah, first that person's like, oh, well, he's gonna land. That's like doing it on purpose and nope No, no, the funnest part is like hey check this out and so on since you a video It's like check out these drug people and it's like it's like the first three seconds of the video You see these people drinking and it's like you start taking in all the danger

What's gonna happen? What's gonna happen? Yeah, there's some stairs over there. That looks bad Let's anyone have a lighter You create like a mental heat map. Like, what direction is this going to go in? Like there's a few different possibilities here. What is the craziest accident you've ever heard of? It was one time this dolphin was looking at the house that it was on. That, but that was an accident.

There's an old myth about a guy of long time ago who, and I guess saved a bunkit, but it's still a crazy story um where a guy who's in a war and he got shot in the testicles okay and the bullet went through his testicles and then landed in the stomach of a woman and then she got pregnant this is like third grade recess I'm sure it's an opposite of something to say about this story. Hi, I already told you he's already debunked. Oh, interesting now. No, not really. There's a story about this kid. No, no. His dad was Darth Vader. I remember like the, you know, the back of the bus you always hear the horror stories stuff. Like someone, his dad was a cop and like he claimed they were chasing a guy to motorcycle one time and they came into an intersection with the red light

in one of those 18 wheelers that have all the cars on it, you know like they stack the cars on like the trailer You're right. Don't want when they're empty. You always want to ride up like a ramp. Yeah, yeah, so one of those pulled out in the motorcycle Like couldn't like just turn and wait and just went right through it and it's like it was basically that collect pieces of the guy I'm gonna decide it. It'd be awesome if the guy like landed in one of the cars and drove it away That's better. See yeah, and then he was pregnant He was pregnant after that. Why do you ask I have the feeling you have a horrible story? You're about this is whatever anyone talks about a freak accident

I always think about this and and Joel talking about that freak accident before I just immediately went and looked this up Was it someone jumping into a lake and there was a pipe in the water? So it's one of the first like an urban legend. That's what I did by the way jacks referencing I broke my leg a week before I graduated from high school by jumping in water with a huge eight foot pipe. I told the store in the podcast couple times I broke my left ankle and I drove a clutch home clutch car home that night Oh standard car. That was a lot of pain man up my girlfriend got me to my dance team girlfriend. Oh I was rough I was rough

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And she went back with her ex-boyfriend that she was dating before she was dating me and then they got married. And I'm sure they're very happy. Good for them. So that was a horrible accident. I told you what I was thinking about too. That was the story, right? Yeah, it was horrible. This was horrible accident where the dance team girlfriend got away. And then he shot him and she got pregnant. That's exactly right. It's a very radical insemination procedure that they had to engage. Um, so there was this doctor in Houston, who was rushing for an elevator that he's one of his colleagues was in say I already know where this is going. Yeah. Yeah, and the elevator malfunctioned he got his head stuck in the door And then the elevator went up and cut off his head. Oh

So he's like it popped it off his body or So his colleague has been in like this happened instantaneously this colleague is an in the elevator with his I've heard this this has happened several times happen in 2003. There's lot there's got this happens Yeah, a lot apparent well I always say a lot but's got this happens yeah a lot apparently well I don't say a lot but it's like enough I like a phobia of it now aren't there So it's on elevators? Yeah, we're okay true on snopes it can you on snopes? They're gonna show me a photo as well. There are like the clamps or whatever But it's like they could a lot of them can still drop like three feet. What are you talking about the clamps?

No, I'm saying like if a cable breaks on an elevator or a kid in grandma He's talking about safety stuff for the doors closed Yeah, like if you put your like if the door is closing you put your arm in its top it it opens back up Yeah, how does it not open back up when you shove your head in there? They're not functioned. First of all, how do you adjust your head in all? I have been in a Russian for it I have been in a couple of elevators. It's just like in Vegas I don't know what the deal is where it's like the door is closing. It's like all just put my hand in there

It's like no, no, the door is closing. It's just like the door just the clues on the hand when I went to Japan One of the things I discovered and I loved about the elevator chair is when you hit the door closed button the door fucking Do that is an American myth of the door close? Why do they put the door closed button in the elevators if it doesn't do anything? I think what I've heard is that it's for when the elevators in emergency mode like when they set it to firefighter mode They can close doors. It works that Yeah, get rid of that fucking button. Get rid of it. I don't like that It's a little internationally apparently in some countries it works just fine. I've been in places where it's worked I mean you know, I feel like yeah, yeah, I feel like it work. No, that's a placebo. It's it's

That's always one of the mysteries right also When you control is what it is yeah, how they control you But it's funny because I thought about the story with the elevator because Joel was talking about a free gaxon I always this like my seminal free gaxon I don't know what it is now Every time I get in an elevator is like I'm gonna I'm gonna walk across the threshold in the second that I'm halfway through The elevator is gonna fall and it'll be sliced right now. Yeah That'd be like a hell razor like some kind of moment. I'd be horrible You said movie cube that shitty. Oh, yeah, yeah, I get sliced into cubes

There's a video recently of a guy walking his dog and he gets into an elevator I don't know Shots he's holding the leash as it starts going He's like checking his mail and it doesn't notice the dog doesn't get in the elevator with him This is what I was talking about and so they have footage from inside the elevator and it footage from the lobby and you just see the dogs are going up the elevator doors as he goes up and it's okay though. It ends well because the dumbass guy, I think he really gets hurt. Like he gets yanked into the door and he hits his head and he gets, he had the leash

wrapped around his wrist. Oh geez yeah. Yeah and he gets really hurt and the dogs just running around the lobby. Yeah. I think the leash or the collar or something broke. Yeah, it's the dog, the dog was, the funny thing about that is like the dogs freaked out, obviously, and then there's like a woman who's like

trying to, you know, take care of him. And then he sees like the next elevator, open the one next to it, and he tries to run into that one. But he was just, he's like, what the fuck just happened? There was a story in Boston, actually they made a script about it, but it was based on a real story of Guy and a subway

who fell sort of onto the tracks, but his body was sort of between the train. What about this? Yeah, between the train and the concrete basically, and basically he had sort of planted in them. This is a bad story, right? It's all terrible. This is a bad story, right? It's not terrible. This is terrible. But he was so basically his lower half gets twisted around a lot. And it's to the point where the train hasn't pinned. So he's still alive. And he's he will remain alive until they move the train. And he's still living there today,

right? Oh, it's like, it's like you? Oh, he's going to be alive. It's like you're going to be alive like for the next couple of hours or whatever. It's like we'll call on your wife. He's saying you're alive. And it's exciting. She's so excited.

I can't believe that. I can't believe that that's true. Is that true? Oh, I saw that. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I would have, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more to this, that's all about that. This is like the cringe or the, we need to end.

So that's something good. Let's tell you what to work with and What what what what what what after the podcast that's that's something else entirely I've never seen gusts must we're stepping up the ante we're stepping up We we we we we hit the dark pocket and we need to answer all right. All right. I went on a positive What's what's possible this point? We should have we should have a trivia contest at RTX also don't say dark pocket because dolphins might try to We can talk with geeks who drink see if we're gonna do like an official

Root like red versus blue or rooster teeth Geeks who drink of it at RTX. We are actually trying that we're actually Talking with the people this week hopefully that do crank as well for a digital version. Oh, see Yeah, we're trying to do some fun like activities at RTX What do big things we're trying to do is what people people are waiting in line, turning that into a fun thing, an activity for people that's real. We're gonna actually rent a dolphin. I'm just gonna...

A petting pool. You know, every time you step as a dolphin, our dexing experience the fun. Good lord. I gotta say, you know how many cosplayers we're gonna... Oh God, it's dumb. You gotta be careful with what you say, too, because every time we have a podcast,

there's something the audience latches on to, and they send it to us for months and months. I'm not gonna say what I don't want. I'm just happy to be here. I would hate if people sent us rum. That would be terrible. It's better if people latch on to the dressing up as dolphins versus dressing up as the guy in the elevator. Oh my God. Speaking of RTX, we have news about RTX soon, right?

Yeah, yeah. We've finished up some marketing materials, and we're working on the ticketing system currently, and it's pretty close to being done. I'm pretty happy with how it's coming along. So check back soon for more. And if you want to kind of watch me, I'm going to be posting something pretty soon about a beta testing thing with the podcasts. Gosh, you think I think you know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, yeah, this is gonna be a sponsor-only thing. You're gonna post it? No, no, no, no, no. It's something new, something totally different. And we're basically like now that we have a sponsor, since Audible sponsored two of our last podcasts, we're gonna try to figure out like, hey, since we have kind of a budget now,

maybe we can do something cool with that. And so I need some beta testers to help me out with something with the podcast. So if you're an avid listener of the podcast, you would probably be interested in that. But you but don't contact you yet. Wait for you. I'll be posted to me. Just watch, wait, email Brandon at in the meantime by a Roostery Th animated adventure shirt from roostery.com slash store. There you go. All right. Well, we need to wrap this shit up. Was that happy enough for you guys?

Yeah. We're much better. All right. What were we going to go eat? It's going to root's and see Marshall. No. That's too far away, Rudy. That's a bargain place. Well, none of the things that you've had to fly over. So it's a lot quicker now. What?

That 35 fly over it, Ben White. Oh, it goes west now. Yeah. See, there's a weird thing about Austin where we have four freeways to intersect. So there's four corners of Austin where the freeway's intersect. There was literally no freeway intersection where all going from one direction to the other direction, all eight directions were head to my address. Yeah, going north to south was always easy in town.

Yeah, it was getting west to east. That was always a fucking pain in the ass. Yeah, get off the freeway, get a light and get on another freeway. It's just like, what year is this? Yeah. So anyway, they just finished up one of those intersections now. They're doing some over in the southwest corner town which will help me it done they're thinking it was done nice yeah like this stuff at MoPak and Ben White let's talk about more and incredibly local stuff okay where are we gonna go eat shit we gonna peteries or five guys man I think you convinced you got a five guys good five guys today five guys you sure man we need to convince them you said you could be convinced there needs to be a better burger place like Close, he's better than five guys. Yeah, it is. Peter is also a further way. No, there's a red cross street. Peter is oh, you know

Peter is the last time we look at the five guys the Peters have been like last I said five guys but when I go to this one over here more packing all the way down slaughter We'll pack in Loon Canada. You know, hopefully you go up to Willem Cannon and drive over. That's what it's like. They didn't have heat at five guys. The one on Ben White's only takeout, you can only drive through. That is true. There's nothing wrong with drive through. What?

Nothing wrong with drive through. Okay. You know, when we were in Vegas for the IAWTV awards and I had my awesome cab driver, which I post my motivational speeches from like every morning. You should've talked about the During podcast. It's gonna be a great day. Well, it's on my list, so I'll just say it for next time,

and I'll talk about the awesome asshole. But I think I ate, because there's in and out in Vegas, I think I had like four different week. We discovered something that I didn't, I didn't, didn't realize like you can get like a cheese on top of the fries. Holy crap.

You can, they will melt two slices of cheese on top of your fries in and out. I will never not, what? Get that again. Yup, great. Oh my gosh. Oh your fries in and out. I will never not. What? Get that again. Yep. Great. Oh my gosh. Oh, it looks so good. You can get it in.

Just order cheese fries, apparently. It's one of the secret menu items. That's the code. I know. The code is very difficult to figure out. We cracked it though. Cheese fries. We still have two words to say.

We can get your fries animal style too. Yeah. Really? Yeah. It's like double fries. It's like, double fries or something like that, right? Oh no, that's. No, no, no, that's dark.. It's like known as like double fry it or something like that right? Oh, no No, no, that's dark. You can order dark french fries with a frying longer

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