Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #152

Episode Date: February 8, 2012

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You want to do the Brandon remix? That's all I can do. That's all like Carmen. No. Did you just eat Carmen's going to be on Star Night Live? On Star Night Live this week? That's a... Is it a musical guest?

Yeah. I will watch the shit out of that. Yeah, too. I mean, I love those guys watch the shit now Watch the shit out of you. I'm gonna watch it so hard. They're gonna know to be a watch I don't know if you can watch all the shit out of SNL. I Haven't seen it. It might be a little too monumental. Just is not a singer. He's got it. He's not a fan. No, no I haven't seen Silent Live in like Watch us in every week. Do you really? Yeah, that's probably why are you one of those people that say it used to be good But now it's bad. No, no, it was always that's always been like that. Yeah, no There were there were a couple of years when any Murphy was there. There was really funny man

I don't know man people always talk about that if you go back and watch this original No, the original ones were They were terrible. They were terrible. There's even audition tapes of the original cast. Like you can find the audition tape like Dan Acroix knows guys. Unwatchable. Yeah. Unwatchable. Like comedy back in the 50s. Pretty much. They had an inventing comedy yet. It was so subversive that Dan Acroix put a fish in a blender. Like a frozen fish That was like one of their big sketches. Oh, yeah, I remember that

Yeah, and it's like you watch that's like this is like one of the lamest things I've ever seen my life and now we have will it blend And now we have will it blend exactly. I mean it was almost like what a YouTube video is now almost It's like the same layer. It's the same depth of comedy comedy you know Michael's frozen fish in a frozen fish in a blender what Michael's there from the start and you know he was there when the Chris Farley era you know Chris Farley Adam Sandler see cocaine makes everything people told them that it was really funny but he was just like I don't get it like he would watch the sketches and he would watch any any time you see Lauren Michaels you get that he has a expression on his face like I don't get it.

Well he's Canadian. He's Canadian. It's very weird. I always say that the Lauren Michaels being like a music guy who just kind of had to do comedy stuff. Like he wanted to be like a music promoter. Does he have a musical background? Was he a promoter or something? Because music is such a big deal in center live. Like the musical guest for a music deal. Was it him who offered the Beatles a check for a thousand dollars? Five. Five.

The other thing was five thousand. I don't think it was made of 500. It was not very much money. For them to reunite. For them to reunite and come and play on this and it'll see now that's funny. I think they tried to make it so it wasn't too low. So it sounded like ridiculous, but wasn't too high.

They were trying to find a sweet spot where someone might conceivably think. No, no, no, no, no. I don't think there's any amount of money you can offer. You could have offered and have it not be ridiculous. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Steve Martin has a great quote. Here's a great quote. It was $3,000. Thank you. That's that's a low amount of money That's the same joke. It's the same joke. It is the same joke. You're saying the joke is not a joke So it would have been a 750 bucks ahead really be able to show up He even says like three thousand dollars. That's the gas season one. A episode. I do remember that act now. Actually, yeah, he's on the show. I'm like, it's funny. Yeah, there's a great Steve Martin quote.

And it is if you have $100 and you pay a dollar for a loaf of bread, you have $99. If you have a million dollars and you pay a dollar for a loaf of bread, you still have a million000. And it's a great quote. That's a great quote. I don't know why that reminds me of this, but there's a documentary I saw. I think it's on Netflix streaming. I don't know if it's still there.

I saw it like a year ago, where they take these guys from who live out in the brush in Africa, like in nowhere. Like don't they don't live in a city? And they immigrate to New York. I guess actually New Jersey. And it's documentary just follows them adjusting from this rural, very quiet like to moving to like a very popular center.

And it's weird, like the experiences they have, like going to a grocery store, they don't understand why there's so much food there. And one of them is constantly getting in trouble with the police. And it's gonna sound like I'm making this up, I swear I'm not. He always gets in trouble with the police

because he walks everywhere. And when he gets tired, he would just go out to people's houses and try to gonna sound like I'm making this up. I swear I'm not. He always gets in trouble with the police because you know he walks everywhere and when he gets tired he would just go up to people's houses and try to go in because I guess wherever he grew up that was the thing. If someone came up to your house and was tired you took him in and uh gave him food and let them rest. Really? Yeah but he was just walking up to people's houses and they were calling the cops on him. I totally believe it. But anyway the reason it reminded me is there's this one scene my favorite scene in the whole documentary is it follows them for months and like after several months they they've become an acclimated. One of them has a cell phone and he's sitting there paying bills. He's writing out a check to pay his cell phone bill and he you know he he says when I first came here if you gave me a

hundred dollars I would think I was the richest man in the world. He said and now I've bills. He said a hundred dollars is nothing. I could spend that so easy. So I don't understand what happened. Yeah, how to understand what happened. Yeah, it's so, it's so weird. I mean, it's like so telling of our life and our culture. Like you get so burdened down with all this shit you have to do and you have to pay for. You acclimate. You're always, you just instantly acclimate. Like you've been working for a while now. You've been working for like 18. Yeah. Every time you get a raise, it seems like a phenomenal amount of money. You immediately just your lifestyle to a conversation. Meet I had a buddy from college where I always was amazed by him. I haven't kept up with him,

but after we graduated from college, the story about him was he got a job. He was making about $19,000 a year and his first year making $19,000 a year, he saved $12,000. Wow. Right. And like he would just, this is the secret of life. He didn't change his lifestyle from college to working. This is the secret of life. And it's true.

Once it's like, once you go to not having a roommate, you're not going to go back to having a roommate. No. It's a slow slide. It's like that with everything. everything so it's like if you can deny yourself in the beginning That's better. So I just want to recap for everyone listening to our podcast the secret to life is When you don't have a roommate anymore you won't have a roommate anymore That's it. That's everything in your life. That's right comes down to whether or not you're fucking roommates So you went back to having a roommate for like a year, right?

No, no, no, no. That was, that was, that was a friend who was in trouble who I thought was going to say at my place for a little while and say a little while longer. She built a computer that the FBI wanted. I was, that was, that was, uh, that wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't taking, like she didn't pay for any. Yeah, but you were still, you still had somebody living in your apartment That's yes a very good looking person. Yeah, well, it's different. It's different when it's a very good looking person It helps and who cooks who cooks is who better? That was that was me. I think I think it's also important I don't want to say

Charity you know, but it's like that's what I was doing. It's like occasionally. It's good to do stuff for I think we could all use Who's the who's the charitable case there you well? That's true, also makes me happy because she's the one who took our office cat. Joe, hello, Monty. Yeah, Monty walked in. Monty said hello. Yeah, somehow you pawned off. I need you the office cat. Joe is a, just shut up. Joe is a great cat. And then somehow that cat got back into my life. Yep. And then tore the shit out of my $2,000 brown leather couch. Oh, did he really? Yeah question is why do you have a $2,000 couch? That is a good question because I Denied myself a couch for so fucking long because that's what you do you deny yourself stuff and You know how cyclical stuff is?

Yesterday I forget who it was now, but yesterday someone here in this office was like you know what we need? We need an office cat. We need a cat for here in the office and I was like, fuck you We've been through two cats. It's funny. We had mixed feelings about the cat where I like the cat That was a great cat. I like the cat. I don't need a cat. We do not need a cat There was a little like pillows. It looked like people's faces from the office And like Matt did not like the cat It was ironic because that cat would always like attack Matt's pillow face thing every day It was great you walk in the morning and it was like this part of my I came here when when Joe was here

I think everyone generally liked Joe the cat. I just except from that the reason he had the goal is the story was I was allergic and it really fucking died And lurgy is not the right word for what Monty is with cat. It was like a tear gas attack every day for Monty Cuz Monty showed up here. Oh, you guys have a cat his first day to go. Yeah. Yeah, it's Joey cuz one more You can go. Oh, well, maybe we'll keep in the back room. He goes. I'm kind of really allergic and I said oh Well, we'll figure something out. Okay, Monty died the person it's funny if Monty ever gets in trouble with the police All they have to do is like get a bunch of cats and just through the cats The problem is that they release them in the city. The problem with me in cats is one I love cats

But I'm allergic to them and I have asthma so like it gets really you almost died. Yeah, I really it was bad It was bad like he would weasen. I thought I get in the morning of like why do we have a boomer in the office? So so I tried to give Joel and the cat team is Joe Joe the cat and I said Joel and Joe you guys are perfect paired Joel you live alone you should take this cat he loves you he loves you and you love Gavin and I could not give it Joel to take the cat for the life of me I could not and you should have taken the cat no no they would have died Chris to end up taking him and then she moves him with you and you get the cat it was, they would have died Chris to end up taking him and then she moves in with you

And you get the cat it was happy to stay in my life because it all worked out the way it should have been so how is Joe? He's fluffy. He's good Awesome. He's cat. He's I built you know, I discovered I have the secret talent and I build the most kick-ass cat forts What possibly imagine go on? How do you know the cat for you? What do you buy a printer and just leave the box on the floor? It's about well what you have to do the key to making a great cat fort is it you have to buy Expensive big products that come in big cardboard box. That's it. That's all there is yeah

And then and then you got to just get some tape and then just let your imagination go wild It had turrets. It had it was it was beautiful. It was an amazing cat food ready to defend from the pending dog invasion The turrets yeah, like like like turt like castle. Oh like parapets Kind of a thing. Yeah, I had a mode. Oh, this guy turrets. I'm like castle. What are you talking about? Yeah, they're called turrets So you guys this is one of the things you guys are gonna look bad. Oh Like the tower thing. Yeah, the round. I know it's a chrindulations on the top That's all I know I've heard turrets too like that's what you said turret when I was a kid I would have assumed it's a chrindalations on the top that's all I know I've heard turrets to you like that's a way You took turret when I was a kid. I would have assumed it meant on a castle But now you see turret of a match like you like like a machine gun

Yeah, it had both. I mean really was a cat fort is a cat fort You know you you walk by the cat fort and you'd be like oh everything's fine and then you get attacked Yeah, it was great that you wouldn't know where the point of a fork is not offense So the point of a fort is defense. Well, no, it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's defensive offensive offense I think this cat doesn't understand military strategy I think we can launch a successful or maybe he understands it so well is any cat understand defense There's nothing is a defensive cat. They have the offense. Well clearly you've not cornered an animal before you know an animal Understands defense rabbits. What rabbits rabbit will fuck you up

I really really doubt that people think rabbits are cute and fluffy. They will fuck your world up They have teeth and they have claws Where did the rabbit touch you Joel? That rabbit fucked my world up dude a rabbit will fuck it if you corner a rabbit while I was watching somebody's rabbit like you corner Well, I let it out of the cage go like five minutes like giving freedom and then it's like they've got switch blades It's nine of ten nine ten switch blades. What did it do to you? Where did it fuck you up? Scratch the crap out of my face and what where does it have claws like the back legs? At the end of their feet apparently no one told me about that

He said to know be said it's defensive. What were you doing? He said he coded it He was probably trying to it the rabbit had gotten a taste of freedom and didn't want to go back in I want to go back in the cage. I was trying to put it back in the game. It was a hard life Why I have a chicken here the other day by the way. Oh, it's for sketch thing. Oh, okay You know, I love that Joel's idea of freedom for an amulet letting it loosen in a partner They say the rabbit's blind spot is like dead ahead like straight in front like the the eyes are on the side of the head you know so it's like because it's prey and so they say the blind spot is right in front man rabbits have no blind spots

that's all bullshit. Why don't you assume that? Well I'll just sneak right up in front of it it won't see me man that's all a shit out of me. So you can keep your snake. You can solve all your problems at once. Yeah, well, I remember a long time ago we had a podcast and we were like, oh, tell us more stories about the snake. I was like, no, you guys are connecting the dots. Are we really? So we'll just end it here. This is why I wanted to sit in because I listen to the podcast. I'm just sick of hearing the same goddamn stories over and over. Take it easy. Cats being thrown out of windows and how many times we've met George Foreman. Have we met George Foreman?

We've heard that story many, many times. Have you met George Foreman? I was there, but I didn't meet him. You were telling a story about this guy who came from... Would you say the brush of Africa? Because if we put it... Would they say, are they a serengeti? I don't meet him. You were telling a story about this guy who came from, we just say the brush of Africa. Is that what he put it? Like, is that what they say, are they a serengeti kind of a thing? I don't remember where exactly.

I'll find the document or put it in the link dump. And he would just go to Peoples' houses because that was his custom. Right. I think I've mentioned before on the podcast that my father was a priest, a Catholic priest, which is an unusual thing because people typically don't leave the priesthood. And so my dad left the priesthood and started our family when he, because you can't have your vow of celibacy. He left when he was about 40 and started his family.

Somebody that was always older than us, generation-wise. And it was a real problem with him and my mom when they first got married, that my dad would just go to people's houses for dinner. Like, literally that was part of his routine. He was like, hey, six o'clock, we're out and about, where do you want to eat? He goes, why don't we just stop by like the Kramer's house. We'll just go there right now and have dinner with them. My mom's like, you just can't show the people's house to eat dinner.

Because he was a priest, he was used to like, he would go and all the congregation. And people would be so happy to see him that they would, oh, please come in. Like, that's what he was supposed to like he would go and go into the congregation and people would be so happy to see him that they would be like, oh please come in like everybody was supposed to see him. I never thought it was more acceptable back then than it does now. That's what I was like. This is like this in the 80s. I mean he's like doing this like people's house like showing up. We're having dinner. It's like yeah, I'm gonna come in meet with you guys.

And they're like, get the look at you. See this is why I have I don't keep food at my place. Same one's for for roving priests and cats. Anyone Anyone comes. I don't have he wasn't a priest anymore He was just Jim. It's a guy. He's like he's the guy who used to be he was no longer father burns Yeah, he's Jim Like imagine if you just showed up This pod you're gonna step on This podcast is brought to you by audible.com, the internet's leading provider of audiobooks

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And he also wrote the zombie survival guide, which you've read is really cool book as well. But World War Z, which I'm pretty sure is being made in a movie right now. I think so. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah anyway. It's written After the war I'll watch anything with Brad Pitt in it Let's talk about that for a little bit. Monty want to you want to fess up there. Why do you think his Brad Pitt's best movie Monty? Nietzsche Black. Okay, Nietzsche Black. What? I think the first time anyone's ever said that that's Okay, here's a trivia question for you. Who's the female lead in meet Joe black? I think I know go for it. Was it Gwen a Paltrow? No, Claire for Lonnie. Claire for Lonnie What happened to Claire for Lonnie? What's the last time? Wasn't she the CEO of HP?

Like a big cell. Her name's similar to that Claire for Lonnie is the CEO of HP similar a similar name Yeah, so anyway, uh, Carly Fiorna something like that. I heard your name similar to that. Claire Forlone is the CEO of HP. Similar, a similar name. Yeah. So, anyway, something like Carly Fiorna, something like that. Yeah. So, World War Z is written like an audio or an interview accounting of what happened in the World War against the zombies, basically the zombie apocalypse, and then what the people did to fight back. And so, it's a guy going around after it, getting stories, and it's told chronologically,

but through these interviews with people. I think they call it an oral history. So it's almost perfect for an audiobook and when they made it, it has Alan Alda, I think Rob Reiner, Mark Campbell plays one of the main guys and he plays a military guy in it. And it's awesome. It doesn't sound like it reads like an audiobook. It's more like an intergar broadcast. A play or something. It's a great way to put it when you yeah when you talk about it I'm thinking about like the old world the war the world. Yeah radio broadcasts and stuff where they can have I just looked up the World War Z movie it's coming out if they have the perfect release date December 21st 2012 Really isn't that so we get to the world the world was to end pretty smart

So is it 23rd 23rd no 21st it's 12 21 12'm pretty sure is it? Yeah, it's not the 23rd. No Wow see I would I totally was planning so you need to adjust your plans for the end of the world to you need to accelerate them But you lost just lost two days. Oh Matthew Fox from losses in it. Yeah, I just Like I would notice what is he been? Let's see didn't you get arrested? No, he got arrested in Cleveland or something. Didn't he a couple months ago? Who's this? Matthew Fox, Dr. Shepherd from Lost? Get out of here. He, I believe if I recall the story, God, I hope I'm got the right person. I believe he was drunk in Cleveland and there was a party bus that was rented for a private party and he wanted to get

on the bus, but he didn't know anyone there and they were like, no, you, who are you? You can't get on the bus and you punched someone trying to get on The bus he saw the documentary and got arrested Just like oh, well I can just go to any party bus loss actor Matthew Fox was arrested after allegedly punching the female bus driver of a party bus According to the Hollywood reporter in attempt to return to his hotel in Cleveland Ohio on Saturday night Fox reportedly struck the driver in the chest and stomach after she refused to allow him aboard the vehicle TMZ reports Who's reporting TMZ your Hollywood reporter? He's just like he's just like Dr. Shepherd from lost he came back and he's like troubled and wandering and drunk and he's like

We gotta go back. I have to get a successful TV show again. We gotta go back Well, he was trying to return to the hotel so maybe it's like I have to go back to the hotel I love his known for a section on IMDB. It's like lost party of five. That's it. It's it. She got in a couple of links to the 29 year old driver also landed a blow to Fox's face and may have broken her hand in the process. Wow. That's a good punch though. Is it? Yeah. You break your hand if you punch. I think you're punching wrong. No, no, no, no, you pretty much if you get if you get in a fight You're probably gonna break something in your hand if you get a good solid punch I mean about the bones in your hand versus like just a solid skull like your hands kind of brittle This is why I always avoid the party buses. This is why I was not punch someone shit always goes down here the party buses

You pick something up and you hit them with it is your knees or your elbows Those are like the knee the knee the knee cap isn't even attached. It's like floating there on cartilage These pretty tough needs a tough to join your body It no he's not brand shaking his head. It is. I mean your knee is tough. I mean if you consider what it goes through It's tough. Yeah, but I mean it's a it's a joint. I mean Maybe the bone not the ligaments as far as joints go. It's a tough joint. Yeah, but who wants to get into joint? I bet your elbows I bet your elbows way weaker than you need you need puts up a ton of stuff I mean puts up with a ton of crap for the rest of goddamn mind literally

Like I had I went to a thing recently where my knee was messed up And I actually had to go to physical therapy as result that this actually I don't think I don't think physical therapy is real See I listen I will tell you real. I believe exactly what you're saying. I did not even physical therapy not real It fixed my knee. No, it did not fix my knee and it's my shoulder. I stuck my thumb In a table saw this can be talked about this yesterday and had the skin graft and then they were like last podcast I went to surgery talked about it last week and then No, it's okay. It's good. It's good to have this because we do we do it's true But the part I didn't tell you about is like after that. They're like okay

So come to this office and then here's some clay and then you need to show up here three times a week and play with this clay Yes forever No, I'm like not yeah, not no. I'm not gonna do that. So your idea is It's all working as you know, I sure it's all insurance stands It's like how much is this gonna cost for me to show up at this thing It's gonna cost like the insurance company five thousand dollars a week for me to play with clay six hours You are a fuck you know I will save I will save America. I will save the intro. We don't I don't need to charge Your thumb

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So, playing with clay. No, from doing my treadmill and walking on my treadmill and playing Xbox while I did it. I played Reach one day doing that. I thought I'd get away with it. And when I play in the FPS game and I turn left or right, my body just actually rotates. I use the treadmill all the time. I jog all the time and I can't I can't watch

anything I mean it's like I literally I I fall in down on treadmill before I I'm gonna do that is the what that's the most embarrassing thing you can do because not only do you get the indignity of the initial trip then after you suffer the indignity of the trip then it's like well here now we're gonna smash you into the wall behind you yeah pretty trip, then it's like, well, here now we're gonna smash you into the wall behind you Yeah, pretty much yeah, and it just gets uglier from there and then everyone watches it's terror. It's the worst. It's the worst So Bernie, what did you have done? So so basically I just are like my screwed up my knee cap, which is also called the patella

It was just like rotated like this. What's a medical term for that? On the transverse plane. Thank you Yeah, so it's rotated a little bit. And so they just went to work on it It's actually a thing where you have messed up other stuff and then it just places to a different place So they they actually like worked on my hip more than anything else I would feel it makes me sound a billion years old, but it was just from walking on the channel I was feeling I'm gonna need to do that because I have really fucked up knees from like years of break dancing and stuff Go on my knees my knees my kneecap is like shattered like here look You that what is that? What is that? There shouldn't be a blump where that lump is. Yeah. That's part of my knee cap on the bottom

of my like where it shouldn't be. Like if you can actually I can nudge pieces around. Monty. You just like two knees. You look like something from District 9. So it's a bent twice. No. No. Well, if it doesn't bend twice, it's a bent well if it doesn't bend twice it's a point Yeah, like a thumb it is worthless Wow, so you have a break dancing suit. Are you doing knee spins or what we're doing? Like knee drops knee spin stuff. Yeah, well that was worth it We're about somebody in themselves. It's like okay doing break dancing, huh? That was good worth it Yeah, Kerry well, I mean what are we saying? I mean it's like it's relevant to break dancing, huh? That was good with it. Like, Carrie? Well, I mean, what are we saying?

Right? I mean, it's like... It's relevant to my work these days. We're getting... We're getting... Bernie is getting prepped. No, Bernie's getting prepped. Bernie's getting prepped right now to make fun of break dancing. That's what's getting ready to happen. But really, it's not the break dancing fault.

It's just because somebody wanted to get laid. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, that's what I ultimately mean. I mean, ultimately, if you follow the line far enough, that's the reason for everything. Yeah, it is. So we can't be held accountable for anything. It's not our fault, nothing.

No. Not even thought. It's women's fault. Yes. It's a joke. It's a joke I'm kidding. We're really gonna grow that female It's like yeah, we're just kidding. We don't know any women. I've had three knee surgeries. No idea how I heard it

Eat anytime no idea. No, it's like a mischievous tour. Yeah, I don't think it's just they're gone Mathematically, mathematically if you look at it mathematically us knee makes no goddamn sense From a math perspective from a math perspective knee makes no fucking no fucking sense is it saying it fucking bends what the fuck yeah I have a peep about you know how people say like max. I don't know. I have no idea back Stop you know how like certain things are like you have a bird's or back joining dinosaurs back join Birds make no sense. That doesn't that doesn't exist. What in the fuck a bird? What is a back joint? You know you don't talk about it like where they say the knees backwards Where the knee bends in the other direction, okay? That's not true. It doesn't exist like the knee is just higher up What you're looking at is their ankle?

This is this is a result of you animating stuff probably I gotta admit I'm not looking at either I've got or bird I you know, is it the breath? I know you're doing an an enemy but the breast makes total sense That's something that makes it I've animated elites and they're like all the knees are facing the wrong way So I didn't make the knee face that way anyways. It's like they're just standing up anything That's like a bird or a dinosaur or an elite in Halo. They're just standing under toast sure Because if you're something I mean, how can a bird sit in chair? Needs my backwards wouldn't make sense birds are too good for chairs anyway Makes sense. Birds are too good for chairs anyway.

I'm glad we had an anatomy lesson here. Just say on backwards knees. No, on ankles. I'm sorry. Sorry. Jesus. I mean, did you not just listen to one went through on toast standing long ankles? So super bowl trailers. You know, I had to say I did not watch a single down of the super bowl. And I have to complain about something.

We're selling our house right now, okay? And part of when you're selling a house is you get a call from a real estate agent like, hey, somebody wants to come look your house, you're excited because it's a potential sale. And then it's like pick everything up, pick everything up, get out, get out. Exactly. Clear out. You know, kids, kids, get out. Somebody scheduled a appointment to view our house at five o'clock p.m. on Super Bowl Sunday. When the Super Bowl kicked off at 5.30. You got to be kidding me Gus. Who does that?

That's a dick move. I spelled out by the house fuckheads and pretzels on the coffee table. You know, this year I think for the first time ever you could stream the Super Bowl on the Super Bowl.com website. I heard that went really well. Did it? I did. I did. I watched on TV. Yeah. I did it the old fashioned way.

That's weird. I would not have. No, because it was it was over there. I used my intent. So did Yeah, I did the old fashioned way. That's weird. I would not have no cuz it was over there I used my intent like the real old fashioned way. Yeah, it does use over the air antenna for his HD stuff He's always got to be different. It looks better than cable man. Yeah, it's so awesome. It's way better There's like no there's no compression no compression yet. Well, it's always gonna look better than cable because for me cable is My box constantly cutting out. Yeah, exactly. You know, I it's like like, and what's this new feature where it's like all of a sudden it's going to be like press this button to continue watching cable. Have you seen this? What?

Yeah, it's like, I, I just leave my TV on the same channel. That is the same thing since mathematically. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Sometimes it'll power down because it thinks you're not really watching the TV. Yeah. And it'll say if you're still there, hit like the A button or something. That like all of a sudden big brother is on my TV. It's in my air conditioning like these air conditioning units that are hooked to the city.

It's like, well, we need it's hot. So we need to turn your air conditioning off. Joel, how much fucking TV are you watching? I just keep it on basically for Joel. It's principal. If he's paying for the TV, it should always be there. I know. Well, yeah, you know, so much TV that you set off the auto off feature on your take

It's not that much. It's like two three hours Without touching the remote at all This is America if I want to sit and not touch my TV for two three hours, and I should be able to have to I mean honestly two or three hours could be a football game. You could be singing. It could be a football game since most football games are three hours long. But if you're watching it on DVR, you're probably skipping all the commercials and everything and halftime. God, I'm just so sick of those guys.

I hate them so much. I hate them so much. Yeah, in fact, that's why I canceled my cable. I canceled my cable out of spikes because I was so sick of the fucking cable company. And I have no, like, I have no alternatives in my neighborhood I have one choice. That's it that you get that and that's it and I guess I could try and do But I need CMBC and Bloomberg and those are cable don't you get those on your computer? You stream it all day at the office You can't get I can't get CMBC though

This is you're gonna launch me into another thing where it's just like the cable companies like you can get the cable Streaming to your iPad or whatever and It's a lot you can't you can't do it later Bernie you can't do it. You can't do it. Bernie's out of here. I have to go unfortunately I have to attend an appointment at noon Your knee you have someone to rub your crap good look selling your house. I'm like us like I don't have can you not go over as much equipment as possible on your way out that's like that's made me could you that was amazing it was like a trap yeah with brazen wild animal I have to tell you it's not actually physically possible at Rooster Teeth to walk away from your desk my desk especially without the headphones

something I did yeah it's like a bear it's like a bear troll the thing I understand is a lot of these headphones come with like a little cable management thing You can wrap your your cord around and I use it at my desk I feel like no one else uses it. If you use that cable management thing It's awesome. They're like the cables just long enough to go from here toward the headphones plug in and that's it See that's why that's the nerdy is thing I've ever heard in this office. I want it pretty nerdy. I don't know I want to see this yeah, sure. I'm intrigued. It's it's perfect Well, I think what's amazing is the headphone cable is so small and like just so, so, so thin.

Every single time I'm the one that's tripping. The computer stays where it is. The monitor stays where it is. Speaking of state where it is, it's, I'm the one that hits the floor. Well, the computers are down the floor. Here's the solution. Yeah. Just, just play your fucking music.

Don't, don't, don't't don't concern yourself with other people. See some of us are courteous. Some of us work very close to other people. We just had a talk with everybody about like, you know, shutting the fuck up. It was really loud. It really loud. And here sometimes we work in upstairs

and like on the loft and the sound downstairs just travels upward. Well, Marshall Marshall the most hardcore. He'll go downstairs and literally hand somebody headphones and not say a word and then just walk right up. See, to me, the problem down there isn't like anything that's coming through headphones or speakers. Yeah.

No, are you talking shit? I'm not, I'm just saying that some people at a certain area in the office, it's like they might get a little bit loud and their voice goes straight up and then it hits that 45 degree angle to ceiling and it shoots directly into my office. Now Joel's a closed door guy. I'm a closed door guy, yeah. Missy Joel. Well Joel works in a lot of secret stuff anyway.

Yeah and also I don't want to be like, I get loud in my office too so it's like I don't want to be loud for you guys also. Yeah. But it's a problem. So especially I don't want you guys to hear when I try and walk away from my desk and the headphones reach out, grab my leg and everything comes toppling over. You fall down, you passed out for a couple hours.

God, it's ridiculous. It's awful. I've done it a million times. It's like, I mean, you can even be aware that it's going to happen until it doesn't matter. It's still going to happen. And it's like your desk money. It's like you've got, I don't know how you're,

you're your desk is slowly turning into that guy in the matrix Yeah, yeah, we've got all those all the all the display. Hey, I use all that No, I'm not saying you don't I mean actually I'm not saying you know You should dedicate one of those monitors just to that you know fake hackers. I Go on numbers when I when I first joined this company and I had two screens people like oh When I first joined this company and I had two screens people like oh Someone's fancy and then now everyone has two screens. So that's why you opted to sit down. I have six. So fuck you all Although I'm pretty sure every time I go down there. I see the same video game

Well, you know, I'm watching walkthroughs. That's important to understand how I don't judge. I saw I joined my game I don't judge people by the amount of screens they have That's how I judge. I don't judge people by the amount of screens they have. Gus, did you have a DVR at one point? Yeah, back when I saw that cable I had to do. Did you fast forward through commercials? Yeah. Really? I mean, I never, never once, I just look at the remote when a commercial come on and I was just like, I feel lazy. I got pretty good at it to work a time at world who I wouldn't miss any program or anything.

And normally the remote's like right next to me anyway, I'm not that lazy, I'm not going to reach right next to me. Oh, you know, it's like maybe it's like under my leg or like, I hate that feature that would blanket and you'd rewind and it would auto correct, you know, and like, it shows you whatever. 20 seconds ahead. Yeah, I mean, you'd fast forward and then you hit play and then it would automatically rewind.

Oh, you would off second. Yeah. Fuck that. I hate that. I can I can time it perfectly. I don't need again. It's big brother. Yeah, but you get in my way. I have no news. Come to you. You still use those DVRs. Yeah, a few people. No, okay. I'm kidding. I think lots of people use them. Who doesn't? I don't know. I got to a point when I had cables like I don't I don't watch it. Like why am I paying $60 a month? Like I don't sit there and just to a point when I had cables like I don't I don't watch it like why am I paying $60 a month like I don't sit there and just channel serve. Yeah, like seem here like four things It was like I've got like 500 channels. It's like a hundred bucks a month. I was like what the fuck am I doing? There's no point no point. I don't know everything is turning into like the Gillette model where It's like they charge you for the cable boxes and then they charge you for the cable boxes

Per month now, you know, it's like if you have the DVR It's like an additional $10 per month. It's like everything is turning into that model where it's like we're gonna charge you per month Mm-hmm for whatever I got one of the original Tivos and I got the original Tivo for like a hundred dollars and It was forever. Yeah, the free subscription. Yeah, free subscription is tied to someone paid for it But the subscription is tied to the box. Yeah, but I mean, I didn't have a monthly. Yeah, you paid the hundred bucks I paid a hundred months whoever had owned it before you or gave it to you. They had paid for it I think I bought it new and it was just this I got it so new that there was no really Yeah, no, no back if you got one of the original

T-vows you would pay oneripped fee and then that was it. And then the game was how long kind of hold on to this TV box. Yeah, when I when I moved into my house, there's the same thing like I got a internet, you know, I got a cable modem from a cable company that I didn't hate yet. And they were like, oh, you know, well, you know, it's just five bucks a month to rent the modem. I was like, no, no, no, I'm going to buy one. And I went to fries and for like 40 bucks, I bought a cable modem. And I was like, as long as I have internet with them for more than eight well, you know, it's just five bucks a month to rent the modem. I was like, no, no, no, I'm going to buy one. And I went to fries and for like 40 bucks, I bought a cable modem.

And I was like, as long as I have internet with them for more than eight months, you know, I, I come out of head here. It's been three years now. And every year, I'm like, yeah, that's my cable modem. Fuck you. Yeah, your way ahead. So highly advised it. I got burned. I got burned one time because I got the dish deal. And I had to like break a sudden year contract. And I had to break it before that and it was like. Yeah, it's worse than a gym membership It's worse than a gym membership. Yeah, because I've heard of this thing where you can actually get beam like a internet signal to a different location

Can we set that up between here and my apartment over there? We could very expensive though. You did that a year old office, right? Yeah, the old company I worked for had something similar where we had two offices that were cross-street from each other. We had a big internet connection at one, but no internet connection at the other. So we had a laser transmission system. So we had laser cameras on the roofs of both buildings and you had to aim them in each other.

We had a laser transmission system. Yeah, and it transmit like up to 10 gigabits of data. We should have that just for, we should have it just pick for wooden. It was super expensive. We've already called, each camera was like 30 grand Oh, he's hit and and they were very picky like you had to do alignments on a regular basis like you'd be like Oh my internet's getting slow better go up and head like scopes on them like a gun and you'd have to like aim them at each other

Money has to do that anyway, I mean he's got those the these you got those cameras it everyone knocks over all the time Oh, yeah, the cameras you so you gotta do it anyways No, you those cameras you shouldn't look into anyways. Is it possible to do that thing in the movie where you can just see the laser? Like you can just not if you're looking at a camera, but you just see it through the air without like fog. No, you got to have like fog or something.

Smoke machine running. There was, we should just run it all these different ways. Was this that job where you built a fort? Yeah, this is in God. The building with no internet is the one I was working in. So that's why I had to have the camera. She didn't mean my 10 gig of internet. So that's why I had to have the camera shooting me my 10 gig a bit of internet. All of a sudden everything started to make sense now.

I think if you go downtown like that company doesn't is not here and I'll stand anymore. They removed the camera from one of the buildings, but on the other building the camera is still there on the side of it. No, anyone using it? No, but it's by itself. They probably don't even know. They probably don't even remember who put it up there.

We put it up on that building illegally. Oh. we're supposed to get like city permits and and close You know close the road, but we just rented a cherry picker in the middle of the night We went out like all right. Fuck it. Let's close the road No, one of those things like you don't know what it is. So you're so fearful for removing it. Oh, yeah Yeah, I think we ran into this situation here with I don't know if it was like an alarm thing It's just like a giant box and I don't even remember that guess like me. They're of us knew what it was I think you could I had an idea but it's just like what's it not do we need it. Yeah, don't know if it was like an alarm thing it's just like a giant box and I don't even remember that guess like neither of us knew what it was I think you could write an idea but it's just like what's it not do we yeah just don't touch it it'll be fine yeah I never saw this it's it's still that we eventually figured out what it is it was it was like it's it's over by

that other door it's like a secondary panel it's boring so I think this is the second year Hulu has done this but there's a whole channel just for Super Bowl ads. Oh, yeah, we didn't get to Super Bowl ads, that's right. It's amazing. I don't care about the ads themselves, but it's just like, you can just sit there and as content and entertainment watch commercials. I even tried to watch that M&M commercial on YouTube today, and I had a watch an ad before it. Like I watched an ad to watch a commercial. Yeah, and Hulu and on my Xbox I saw they had

like collection of greatest Super Bowl ads and it was like a playlist and you just like it playing it shows like Super Bowl ads over you know all time in the future movies are only gonna be ads. I wasn't I was interested in most of them but the Spider-Man one looked really cool. Spider-Man one. No the ad watched the M&M one. I thought that was stupid they were all terrible. I don't think they were any that I really like. Well, they were a son of the fat dog. I like the dog too. I also like the NS, I like three seconds of the Acura NS X.

The one that I felt because it had an NS X in it. Yeah. It looks cool. I told you. Is it a prototype or is that like what it's actually the production model is going to look like? I don't know. Is it coming up this year? But if that is the production model?

How the how can you not buy that? The price tag You watch the fairest bill or commercial. Yeah, it was they started doing those commercial in the last few years where they recreate movies and the actors End up doing a commercial for it. I forget who what company it is. I don't know if you guys is this something familiar anybody? like What company it is? I don't know you guys is this something familiar anybody? Nope Like it'll be like the exact same shots from the movie and then there's just this close-up and then the actor who was in it starts giving a pitch Oh, that was like the direct TV commercial. It was like major league and stuff like that I want to do this for that a sim and shot what you're spinning around in season eight You know what you're like?

I can just have you give me a pitch anyway like the fierce Bueller it didn't even go that far It was just him slightly walking around with music, just being late. Like, it's like you didn't even put the effort to make a really cheap, exploitive commercial. How do you really feel? It's, I guess the NSX is coming out in 2013. Well, that's audible.com did make that commercial, did they? No, no. No, it looks awesome. Yeah, that's an awesome looking car. I think it's I think it's still says concept. So I don't

know if it's a final version. God, why did they do that to us? It's like the only industry to be like see this. See you're ready. I mean, the guy understands is like theoretically, they could have another Super Bowl ad next year for 2013 Super Bowl. And this car might not still be out. If it's a 2013 year model. Yeah, I mean, that's, uh, boy, I mean, it just hype money. I guess. I mean, yes, does that too. I remember a few years ago, they had like a television screen that you would, uh, just slap around your wrist. Oh, right. Yeah. Where the fuck is that? Those, uh, those displays are difficult to create. They're still trying to make them, uh, to where they're durable. The problem is obviously, as you can imagine, when you have crystals like that, they break. So they're just trying

to develop a way to where you can actually bend it around and not have it break after a week of using it. So they exist. They just don't last very long. It's, it's, if you do not want to buy them right now in their current state. Monty, did you ever watch the behind the scenes for Back to the Future? Yes, I did. Do you remember when, who it? Zomakus said that hoverboards were real? Yes, and we already talked about this See, yeah, we did and I thought I knew that we had see I think Monty should be like the Stanisaur I typically know when we've talked about something before but I know I'll let people go on well We also that's because for me. I know there's other a nugget that I have

Sometimes they'll be prepared myself now to divulge. They'll spin off to new ideas. Looking out for all of you, or listeners. Not everyone has heard every episode, so we're going to make sure they hear the stories. Then they're not real fans. I wouldn't go that. Let's not insult the fine people listening to this podcast. No, that podcast listeners, you're great, because I'm one of them.

Were there any of your real commercials that you guys liked? They generally really really liked. I think the one that I liked the most and it's slay, I hate even saying this, is the Doritos commercial where the guy sees the dog bearing the collar then sees the lost cat. Yeah, it was so simple. Posture and then like the dog bribes him with Doritos. Yeah, that was the contest, right?

Yeah, I think so. Yeah, that was okay. Yeah, I think that was probably my favorite one. You see the vampire one? Oh, I hate it that one. Yeah, it was awful The Audi one they were trying to make fun of vampires, but they had like 45 seconds of pro vampire I'm sorry like you already pissed me off Yeah, yeah, this is not makeup for all these fucking vampires and he showed up with like a tub full of blood Like when we're vampires were murderous and like

awful awful horrible creatures yeah maybe he stole the blood from the red cross they brought they like taking it a pick down from murder to like theft wait what was that commercial for? it was for the new Audi headlights they were brightest daylight just advertising headlights

yeah that's great he make you want to buy a car I got a head of trouble because of those headlights right because they were blinding people I believe I fucking hate. I'm anytime I see someone with blue headlights. They're called the Zian Yes, aren't had lights enough. I mean I can see when I'm driving isn't that good? No, it's a revolution money Okay, I'm just thankful I'm just thankful at this point that when I'm driving my car for three hours a button doesn't come up going Are you sure you want to keep driving? It's not like the car would like to shut down if you're not it's not those You ever see one of those people who have like a DUI conviction and they've got the caller in their car and as they're driving

Every so often they need to blow into it to do that. They're so good. They keep driving That's got to be the most humiliating Yeah, yeah, like the analyzer test Yeah, there's much to the car. But there's when they have them like you need to blow into it to be able to start the car. And then as you're driving every few minutes it'll randomly beep and you need to blow in it in order to keep the car on. So it seems like to me probably computers should have those more than cars. So wait, what happens if you don't and you're going to sell it? Or sell it. It'll turn the car off.

Exactly. It'll turn the car off like while you're driving on like a crowd. Yeah, I think you keep power steering, but you your engine so you have to pull off to the side Is it low jack that has that service where they track your car? Yeah, like they don't fuck that dude I don't care who you are, but you never know. Maybe you have to run for the police I'm I don't know like I'm not a bad guy, but I'm not ruling that out. There's all I don't want to be tracked. There's also devices you can buy to track your car or to track whatever car They're like magn super powerful magnets and have GPS devices that you like put them on the underside of the car You get one of those you could track your car then we need to run you just take it out. I don't know man. I don't know if I've time

Maybe I get like break through the bottom of the car. Are you prepping for a crime? No, no, you never know. Prepping for a crime? What if they're bad? No, I actually agree with you. I have passports. I keep it in my car. I actually, no, I actually agree with you. You're not that interesting.

I don't know. I don't know. You don't know me. And we're not even married. No. I mean, we're like single guys. It's like, I guess once you get married, then it's like, well, we can't fight this because.

You got to be in the system at that point. You're in the system, yeah. There was a question on Reddit several months, maybe like six months to a year ago, where this guy posted a picture. He's like, I found this attached under my card. Does anyone know what this is? And he posted pictures of it.

And it was one of those tracking GPS devices. And then some other people in there were like, holy shit, I went and looked at my car and I found one also. And I guess there was this, for a while, a lot. I forget it was, I think it was on the federal level. I think the FBI was without war and starting to track certain people and putting these GPS devices under their cars. Look at that, fuck, dude. And it went to court and I think that that's been struck down. That's been proven that they cannot track without a war. I'll look it up. Now see if I can find it. What does this device look like?

It's like a little black box. It's maybe like that big rectangular and I believe it look like it had a USB port sticking out of it. Monty, do you ever talked about the website? Please rob me. No. There's this website. They shut it down for a while And that might not be the exact name, but this one. I was like please rob dot me or something like that because it's people who just like post way too much of their Personal like we'll see this yeah That's Jack so let me know this is us talking about the building right you know that power thing in the back of the building Yeah, it's on the back the third the third door to the left. Not to mention that the one turns off the alarm. Don't get one.

You know what the red wire is that shut off the whole thing. But don't forget about the automatic turrets we have mounted up. Yeah, well, yeah, the Supreme Court did roll a police need a warrant for GPS tracking. People post a Twitter or Facebook where they were at. Oh, I'm going to be so like I'm going to be at this coffee shop for two hours. And then he would somehow search and find this stuff. And it was manual or automatic. And then he would somehow search and find this stuff and it was manual or automatic and then he would post that to his website saying,

so this person's not his house, please rob them. So this is like, so basically you're saying it's true, four square was introduced by the CIA. Right? They won't even need a warrant, they'll just they'll track themselves. Did I ever tell you about that? Or are people who really crave attention?

Did I ever tell you about that time I tried to rig bullet bill to come colliding into the first person who walked into the studio? No. It was just a night. Remember we had that bullet that giant bullet bill? Yeah, it was just in the emergency and the incite scrolling one. I spent a night where I just I was hanging like cords from the ceiling and suspending bullet bill to swing like from the back of the studio at full force and I had this rig set up with that big crane for the red where the first person who walked in the studio opened the door it would release bullet bill from the back of the studio and he comes swinging at the

door and slam and whoever came in first I had it very close to being set up but you know morning was coming and you know I didn't have the the the release mechanism done all I can think about right now is October waiting for shots for money about right now is October waiting for shots for money. To finish. There's a lot of scenes. A lot of verses blue where bullet bill comes swimming in. One of the games. This was like when we first moved in. And I'm just hanging out.

Because you know, I work at nights, like 3am, and I'm like, I'm staring at bullet bill. And I'm like, what can I do to fuck with someone? Yeah, our studio is completely full, like unbelievably full. And we had bullet bill inflated for like a year. There are no reason. You remind me of that, that gag and jackass three where they have the The giant a can that goes and hits people from around the corner would have been awesome

Yeah, my jackass three has a terrible things I finally finally sought fairly recently. I think on the zoom And montage with all the growing up. That was nice. Just a moment. I mean it no no I guess if you have no heart I have no heart. But there was some super gross stuff there. Like there's some, there's a gag in particular that if you mention it to Bernie, you will make him start gagging. Like it's so gross that he'll he'll want to throw up just from thinking about it. And what is this? Do you want me to tell you? No, no, no, I don't even watch those movies. It's not that gross. I think he's overreacting.

I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I think he's overreacting. I don't know. I think he's overreacting. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not really super into it. I think he's overreacting. I think he So Gus one of the one of the bits was they threw a guy who had a huge phobia of snakes until I think what what's your what's your phobia like what is it you think I'm gonna tell you you think I'm gonna make some a lot You I'm gonna get the next did you see the fucking Chris versus sports video which by the way was awesome I don't know if it came a sponsor that's probably is gonna be pretty great to he I know I do the way before move on I should tell you that I have a phobia of being on a podcast

with you guys. Chris set up, helped you all set up to shoot. And he thought he was shooting, he thought he was legitimately shooting Kara. And then when the intro happens, he says, where's Kara? And I hear Chris sit down. Yeah. He has no idea. So I thought about doing one of these again, and I've always known Chris didn't know a

lot about sports. And last time when they tried me I wasn't there You know so they I couldn't set up, but I figured hey, I mean granted it's funny But more so Chris would have to help us set up it be less work if he thought we were doing someone else and It would have been perfect, but it kind of got spoiled Oh, that's too bad. Yeah, it's but he was still unsure about it, but yeah, it was fantastic. Yeah, it was, it's funny because he first hit Stank, doesn't even have a mic on or anything. Yeah, and you can tell on his face.

It's completely authentic. We didn't fake it. He really had no idea. Or, well, it's a mostly no idea. So is the carol one out yet? No, the carol one's coming out. We use Cara as a, like, a decoyoy and then Chris wanted to come up with questions So we ended up making like you know 30 or 40 questions for and then we figured fuck it

You're just set up to shoot the yellow one, too. I hear the carol one's better It's just different, but it's it's great for a lot of reasons. She doesn't come up dumb. She just comes off as you know She's in a whole different world Well, I look forward to it. Hopefully it'll be releasing the Chris sponsor Chris sponsor video should come out. I think Miles is working out right now. Today, it's, it's pretty good to. Oh, cool. I look forward to watching. Is it just like more extended stuff? Is there like a montage? Well, can you ruin anything? Well, we're taking out everything that was in the first video.

So it's not really an extended cut. And it'll probably be like seven minutes. Oh, so a lot of it's good. And you're going to watching be like, why didn't they put this in the real one? It's just a lot of things going to. It's all questions that weren't in the, yes, the public release. All questions. And there's a lot. We shot an hour worth of footage.

Yeah, the first cut our song of that video was like twice as long. Yeah, it was so much more stuff and so many more pauses. I'm glad. There was really cut down. But I, you know, in one of the animated adventures recently, it was a story of me talking about how Chris orders drinks. And I'm glad that people got to see a little bit of that pausing and how he thinks. And I'm going to try to sell people on it, but and I'll let podcast let you know the

joke. After the slate, you know, sometimes we'll put little buttons. There's going to be probably a 90 second clip of Chris answering one question. So this one's for you, Gus and all the fantastic podcast listeners. I'm glad people will finally get to see it for themselves. Um, but yeah, we edited all the pauses down tremendously. Yeah, just for time. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I think the first cut, like I said, I saw it was like twice as long,

and it was mainly additional pauses. If we kept the pauses in that video that you saw, which was about five minutes, it would have been 15 to 20 minutes. So it's amazing. Cool. Were you working when they shot that money? Because I know you work in the studio and if you're like right by where that stuff was set up. I mean, I guess you guys know, but I mean our podcast is kind of I try to never be here when everyone else is here. Because I get more shit done versus having conversations with people, you know, you guys, Bernie agrees with me.

And this is like, this way you can work on the suspended bullet bill uninterrupted. All right, that was, yeah, you don't want to have a conversation about it. You just want to do it. All right, that was that was one night. All right, most nights it's fucking RV, which is going awesome by the, that's one of the other things I wanted. Have you, so have you listened to most of the podcasts? Well, I listen to all of them.

Do you really? Yeah, it keeps me company. And, you know, I mean, I never see you guys anyways. Because I used to. I keep up with it. I mean, like most days I come in at like 7 p.m. And then I leave. I try to leave before everyone gets in.

Because I don't want to see people. You know, my mom listens to every podcast and she doesn't like any of you. I'm really proud of you. She doesn't talk to me about it the other day that's really not Never think about like real it is if people we know actually listen to it Yeah, no, I can't even think about that when you recontextualize Certain things where it's like boy if my uncle were to be here for this conversation that would ruin my entire life

Yeah, basically that's what Facebook is now is a mechanism to embarrass you. Mm-hmm. For your relatives Basically, that's what Facebook is now is a mechanism to embarrass you. Mm-hmm, for your relatives. For your relatives who don't know much about the internet. It's like, we talked about, about God. For Facebook, it's like, who are they gonna grow to? Now, they already have everyone. Exactly. Yeah. Now, they just have to get milk more money out of it.

Did the IPO happen already? No, no, no, no. It's gonna, the actual IPO is probably not gonna happen for six months to eat. They just announced it then. They just announced it. They're gonna have an IPO, right? You ever worry about talking to somebody in your other life and you worry about if they're ever going to hear this like a bad date. I guess sometimes I'm

sometimes I withhold stories. Like I'll tell them in a roundabout way. I've learned via the podcast that Joel has a brother. Gus has a sister. Is that right? Do you have more than one? I don't know. Keep guessing. And Brandon why don't you check the Archive Pon can. Brandon has family, I think. Brandon has family. They live in Houston, is it? Kind of.

Okay, I don't keep track of this stuff too much. I'm an only child. That's why I'm like, Money, do you have any hobbies? Folbe is. Money. Money. You're afraid of money?

No, I can help you with that. Because you guys will, you know, you're just saying you'll you'll You'll set a booby trap worms man worms Facebook stock symbol is FB Is that real or is that a fake story? What I've never really heard of that. We're talking about Facebook stock symbol is FB Yes going to be FB oh Yeah, yeah, that's that's that's FB works out. Well, you know, why I mean what should be should be oh

Oh, they're giving them they're giving them That's a good one. They're giving them two two letters What is talking my it's funny because normally if you're on the NASDAQ you get four if you're on the NYX you get three I don't know. Yeah, it's right to doesn't make sense like 18 like I picture like if you're an old Yeah, like one like 18. Like 18 T, like I picture like if you're an old little bit like one, like 18 T is T, right? You know, the sucks. Like in your tongue, that's not a phrase. People don't say that.

These space. Maybe you don't. regional. What? Nothing. We were talking about clicking. Clicking? We were talking about.

Brandon's trying to derail us. Why are you trying to derail us? To railing. Oh, he's succeeded. We're derailed. So does anyone typically have a two letter symbol? Does, uh, yeah, I think it's a great thing. It's a great thing. It's a great thing. It's a great thing. It's a great thing. It's a great thing.

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It's a great thing. It's a great thing. It's a great thing. It's a great thing. It's a great thing. What's a symbol for you a steal? I have no idea. It's X really? That's cool. It's X. Yeah, I don't know. I guess it's I don't know. Do you remember I know we've talked about this before so I'm not gonna dwell on it Monty but I totally lost track of it there because I've shown Brandon something I was about clicking or phobias. No, it was about stock symbols. Stock symbols. Oh, I remember now. As a podcast listener, listen to Paypal originally started their original name was X.com. And that was their domain. I remember that. And you would make payments with X.com. And then shortly after launching, or maybe within the year, they changed their name from X.com to Paypal. And it's weird. It's like an

outsider, somebody who's not very savvy. And'm not too savvy I would feel weird giving my money to something X dot com. That's probably why they changed. Yeah X dot com is now I think they were just trying to warn people it's stay away. They don't own it anymore. I don't know some sort of e-commerce site weird They don't that website for a long time It's funny. Paypal was gone from company to company company Oh, the people keep buying. Has it really? I think it was. You may acquired it.

They've been pretty stable. Yeah, I guess it's been a couple of years now. But who's that surge? So who's the guy who invented PayPal? He's the same guy who's working on one of those space planes. Yeah. I guess that's a natural curvature. It's if you get to the point where you have all the money in the world, it's like,

well, time to try and make space happen. I'm all for that. You start playing Mass Effect, but in real life. Just try to get into space. I think it'd be more like a game of civilization. Like you're reaching the end game and you're like, I gotta make the fucking space station. I gotta go to Alpha Centauri.

That's right. So it was giving me a hypothetical example. What I go to Mars if I could never come back and I was like, sure. And they're saying, well, what if you't have internet and it's like I don't I don't accept that hypothetical example How could you not have internet like it's just if you're Mars? Yeah, you're throwing me a lot a little bit right now I don't know what's happening. What if you go to Mars you have internet? I don't know that you would have internet. I mean you take you I don't know the time Warner Goes out there. I mean we got technology to settle Mars.

Why would you want to go? You wouldn't want to go like a Mars? If we had a settlement. Yeah, if we had a settlement on Mars. I thought you were just trying to like, I think Brandon's also, I thought you just didn't like me. Hypothes or like thinking theoretically that it would be like a Martian internet. Would it integrate with the Earth in a way?

It would integrate with the Earth internet. They're not, I am not, I'm not entirely sorry. If we have the technology to settle Mars, like we have the technology to pipe internet from Mars. I mean, that's, you're in pipe signal. It's a matter of getting in a bandwidth and low enough latency. I mean, if we, like a modem, being back on a modem,

if we can get to Mars, you know, getting water to Mars is going to be an issue, you know, having enough. So we'll have internet. Did you hear that there's, I guess, this team of Russian scientists that have been drilling in Antarctica for like 20 years, they, they, they, they realized that like two miles under where they were, that there was a freshwater lake that had not been like exposed to earth for like 20 million years. Wow.

So they started drilling and for almost 20 years now, they've been drilling down to try to drill two miles to get to this freshwater lake that hasn't been seen in 20 million years. I feel like this is the beginning of a horror movie. Oh, clearly. Yeah. Like they're gonna unleash some virus or bacteria.

No, that's not like, or it's like the reapers and mass effect. Like they're gonna come out like, oh, there's life again. Time to kill Everything like the dinosaurs. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no hunters found a UFO? No, I don't buy that UFO. Why you got a hate? I don't buy it. What do you think it is? It's probably It's big it's big, but I mean it could be an old sunken ship or it could be just like a satellite that crashed into the ocean That happens all the time. Yeah, that's a pretty big satellite There's also our big satellites. I don't know if happens all the time. Yeah, that's a pretty big satellite. There's also a hard-to-fix satellites.

I don't know if that's the right shape. No, even Skylab came back in. What's the biggest object that we've put into orbit? Skylab? The International Space Station. International Space Station. I don't know. Okay, so what underneath that?

Skylab? Maybe mere. Maybe mere. So Skylab and mere are not as big as the thing that's at the bottom of the lake. Really? Well, I don't know 100% but I'm pretty sure. This is the start of a team of scientists movie. I mean, in any case, it's like certainly big enough that I don't think of it. I don't know, I have to, we'll have to link it. See, this is, this is what happens when you just sort of breathe through articles. You didn't make me read when you just sort of breathe through articles

This is a breeze through it will keep them trying to find the fucking biggest satellite ever Van Van Van Van what's your phobia which phobia Brandon worms man worms? It's worms and one other thing. I'm trying to remember worms I saw this episode of goose bumps and it was his giant worm god that day and it's just like when you're when you're kid It's a spumps. Yeah, they made a TV show out of the popular the book series. Yeah, the book series See it's terrifying ever since then. I just can't I can if I see a worm I'll freak out worms are kind of gross They are man, and then what they're they're live, but it's just like there's no I it's just it's also a weird creature Where it's like I'm a creature you slice me in half now. There's two of me. Yeah, I'm fine They're just two of me. That's it man. That's how we're. Yeah. I'm fine. So there's just two of me.

That's it, man. That's how we're going to go. I'd be more afraid of starfish myself. Really? Why? Because they're the same way. You cut a starfish up into a million pieces. You got a million fucking starfish.

Not true. Really? Yeah. Maybe you cut like one log. Okay, maybe not a million, but if you cut a starfish into multiple pieces, they will regenerate. That is a winning strategy. Wow. That's got to be a winning strategy.

Why can't we do that? That's awesome. No, we can't do, our knees don't even work right now. I'm breaking knees and shit. You cut a knee in half and you just got, you can't walk. Yeah. Yeah, we're all, we're all stupid over here. We're not nearly as evolved.

I swear, I'll have to find it and I'll have to put in the link down, but I swear Starfish can really regenerate like, I've heard that too. Kind of piranhas, but I mean that's kind of obvious. It's not really like a phobia That's like so eat me We should kill all piranhas. I think I think I think piranhas get a bad rap. No, well how how how do they have a bad rap? I don't have you seen have you seen the teeth on it and they just want to eat you It's just there's nothing But like they just we should wipe them out now the way they the way that make for great wouldn't we make for great

We would be Leonard part six. Yeah, we were Vegas Person of pool every time I swam that. I would swim like breathe like I pass the gutters I'm afraid of piranhas Leonard Park 6 made me afraid of when we were in Vegas and me carry and Brandon We're just walking around we pass by in aquarium and like embedded in a wall and There's I guess there's piranhas and there are something right Brandon just starts drifting away and we we lost them No, I just on some girls to talk to you. That was just like a entry

We we lost them. No, I just found some girls to talk to you. That was just like a entry Maybe are you afraid of starfish to the coolest thing in the world is saltwater tanks those are the coolest There's the good dish man. Yeah, you get some crazy as fish aren't they like really difficult to take care of though Yeah, the total painting they all died Because you can't if you cut them in half they die Yeah, when I was when I was a kid there was this other like a kid who was like a couple years younger than me who I went to school with who had his parents had this giant like saltwater aquarium in their house I mean fucking huge It was like it was filled with those lionfish

Uh-huh, which I guess are like my poisonous like cousin had like had wanted had they had a shark and it Yeah, they're a small one, but they had a shark and just like a bunch of it all like is that like a sign of like pure wealth is when you have like a giant saltwater tank You like look at what I can fucking That's that's like the point of the guy. That's just like before that's a stage before you're trying to get to space You know, it's like well, I've accumulated enough wealth where I can now have a saltwater tank Watch it. I have it don't have enough wealth to go to space. Yeah, you're going into the water first You go into the water first watch a documentary on the ocean. It's terrifying like they have a whole different access our Access to worry about things coming below you and above you and everything exists to eat everything else

Every second is about finding food. It's terrifying. It's like that on land too Just we're so far above the food chain It's like that on land too just where so far above the food chain It's like that's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's like that it's like that it's It's like that in the achievement hunter office Have you been in there? It's just they'll come at you from any dread and it's like that Silent office I've ever been in but I you know, how do we how do we end up having so many employees these days and we We're just doing some like cannibalibal if we can cut them in half

Yeah, double the employees. That's what's happening. We got employees getting cut in half Oh, Shama want to hear something about that Well, we have a scissor lift. I mean, we're really prepped to you send me the other day telling people that need If they want to use a scissor lift to come to you for training That wasn't me. I didn't say we need to do that. That was like, now we have HR. There's always like, where were people misusing the scissor lift? Or was it just a, no?

Okay. But not that many people did it, but it was like one of those things I guess if something happens, I'm going to be the one that gets fired. I got you. Do you drink, do you drink coffee? Instead of like a bunch of people can fight.

Yeah. You should, you should cut back. I should. Yes. I don't know. Like I'm not sure if the earphone translates into what the mix is going to be, but I'm sorry. He's just young. Everybody makes fun of me because I feel like, oh, I'm always depressed.

There's always a frown on my face. I have no energy, but this is me. This is normal. Gus, does anyone ever give you problems with how you pronounce stuff? Slightly. Like, you say young. I don't know. It doesn't bother me, but I don't know it's

pointed out sometimes okay we didn't pick on guts we I believe we've done so on the podcast before you know yeah yeah I stress the G over more I will tell you there's one rule about the podcast if any one person member of the podcast calls out another person member of the podcast from mispronouncing a word you are doomed because you're gonna mispronounce a word within the next week. It will happen. Okay.

And then it turns into it. It's like watching the movie on the ring. I've seen it so many times now. And I've done it. I've called people out and insured enough that I get trouble. People call me out. It's just,

it was pretty unfair to Brandon like two weeks ago. He, uh, I'm sure I'm free to serve it. Nothing unfair. He he he he he says strong thermon right and then he looks to Jack and and Bernie and he's like is that right and they corrected him with the wrong answer. It's so they could continue making fun of him for it. They didn't correct him with the wrong answer. No no no he you go back and listen. Uh Matt uh Brandon goes strong strong is it strong and and Jack and and Bernie both go. Yep.. Oh right. Yeah, because he was making it right right. Yeah. It's like he was willing to be corrected. I'm sorry That's that's that's that's just wrong

Yeah, so if you're know you're unsure something that's different than when you're like what then they corrected you with the wrong answer They didn't correct him then click click click They didn't correct him then click click click click. Click click. Let's let's not turn into Wikipedia. All right, all right. Let's not turn it. Let's just use them constantly for reference. Let's just use them constantly for reference.

They got you guys got really mad at me. I think you kicked me. Podcast. I think you're for a different reason. They were probably to edit out. Yeah, they're probably that was a residual feeling for other stuff. I'm sure I'm surprised you still let me on the podcast. I'm surprised after the constant political debate you kept trying to wedge into last week, was the last it? There's a lot of it was cut out. Okay, you know who cut Lindsey cut one of those and I think she did a good job. Yeah, how's that going guys? It's good. I mean, I guess we're telling people that now I just don't want people to think that you like it. I don't want people to to think that oh now someone difference doing it now it instantly sounds different. I want. I want. Oh,

but if they now there's a back catalog it's like oh yeah, the past you even listen to they've already been done by someone else. That's right. Right. So it's not. I think that will just chop them in half. It's not it's not a case of Gus wants all the credit. Right. No, no, no. Yeah. So Lindsey. Lindsey's taken over editing the podcast. Part of it is because Gus just has to handle RTX planning and shit. How's that going? I think I sat down for three minutes yesterday, total, which was glorious. I've never at my desk anymore. I'm always running around looking at stuff and talking to people.

How's that going? Good. We're almost ready to make some big announcements about it. We're on the cusp of signing some contracts and stuff. It's funny how things shift here, because like I'm here during the day right now, because I have to train other people oddly enough. It's like, you...

And how to rig, but Bill. Yeah, exactly. You guys never, you guys would never see me at what time's it? 12 o'clock. I'm supposed to be sleeping right now, but... It's just 3 a.m. Yeah, exactly. It's a rare one.

I wanted to get a clock at one point. You know how they always have like, you know, London time. Oh yeah's just 3 a.m. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's a real. I wanted to get a I wanted to get a clock at one point. You know, they always have like, you know, London time. Oh, yeah, just money time. Do you have like, we went down, you know, you sleep during the day a lot. Do you have like blackout curtains or anything? Or is it is it pretty bright in your in your place when you sleep? I mean, I keep the blind shut. But lately, I've just been popping sleeping pills. Although, the time. I don't know, just, not cool.

Joller's not just. Something that'll make me drowsy, except they're, they're, they're ceasing the work, which has me worried. Just switch your different brand. I guess, I guess. You just gotta up it. You just gotta keep up in it.

That's secret. Just keep up in it. More, more, more, more, more. You don't need to deliver. I feel so bad for those new animators, because they just have desk in the middle of a studio. That's just like full of costumes and like a scissors live, a giant green screen. Well, it's all a bill. There's lots of interesting things to look at. That's true. The, the first off edges, they always looked

depressed. When we worked at the, then that's how all animators are. It's always just fucking to keep their heads down. When we worked at the call center, you know, well, before Ruchuteef, the office we worked in was a fake office built inside of a warehouse. Really? So it was like, all walls and a... And a racial poster.

And it suspended ceiling inside of a giant warehouse. So it was like, if you walked out the door, you were in like an offsite storage facility. It's like, it's like your test of checks. It's from the sea, you got to be a machine. There's like about to one way, here's the...

If you imagine like the end of... The end of Raiders of Lost Ark. If there was a call center in the middle of the Giant storage facility. Oh, man. There's a great Indiana Jones reference and carers video. I don't want to spoil it But I don't have you guys seen it yet. Well, just we've got let's not spoil that's not T's people listen to me too much my favorite Well, we'll see it soon. Is that going to be released this week? Or is that, you know, you have to have a plan for it? No, we have a Valentine's Day short, which tonally is a bit, not, I won't say it.

It's weird, I guess, for Valentine's. So I'm guessing it'll be the week after. Okay. So it'll be my birthday video. Thank you. You're welcome. It'll be your birthday video. Yeah.

I see I regret ever say one on a podcast recently Monty will kind of test for this I said that was easy to remember my birth date because it was just one digit yesterday last week two that was last week Yeah, so my birthday is two twenty two But people heard me say it's just one digit and on February 2nd I got a ton of happy birthday wishes on the website. I was like no, there's another two in there two two two Winsam Valentine's Day 14 14 how old are you gonna be guys? How can we be 34? Wow damn you were young as shit. Oh, yeah, that's right. My birthday is like two days for Valentine's Day

That sucks balls my brother's like you can't enjoy like all the attention you get because you have to immediately be focusing on like making someone else feel better No seeing on like making someone else feel better. No, look at the like, oh, it's a good one. I've done like some awesome, I always go all on Valentine's. I have to make someone feel good about being in a relationship with me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no It's just fun. But you know, another level it's like, Hey, like, when do we make this about me for a while? I'm alone. Well, you can enjoy Valentine's Day by yourself, then. Yes, I will. Since you go for an listening podcast, he said he's alone.

Oh, we broke up a couple months ago. Oh, really? Yeah. How'd that go? Oh, man, bad. It's going on. It's bad. You had to get some episodes. See, this is just the one thing

because I hope I didn't get back to work. But I wanted to end it. And I was like, look, we shouldn't date anymore for all these reasons. And she's just like, no. And so we dated for two weeks after that. Wow, it's like that episode of SignFeld, where George tries to break up with that woman

and she doesn't accept the break up. Yeah, what are you going to do? No. And like, every day I would be like, well, you know, I really think we should do this. You'd be like, nope. Wow. That's persistent. I it is. Like I was.

But that gives you the power. Does it? Well, apparently it doesn't because he had no power and ending it. What the fuck do I know? I got married. I haven't been out in fucking years. Girl issues. Fucking girl issues

Fucking girl issues dude. I went out a couple dates like two weeks ago. I was like oh these went great And I was like oh this girl's really enemy next day nothing Girls are crazy mind games Did you did you tell them that they're crazy to their friends? I just stopped hearing it. It's just like when dark. Let me let me ask this Yeah, did you shout at her that she was This is like that time you got mad at me when I kept reaching over you Probably Like I will pay you to stop Brandon. You're really selling yourself right now. I know

So no one no no ladies If any of our female listeners, I would would like to give Brandon a happy Valentine's day. Let him know you had some fun now You had some fun times when we were in New Zealand. I guess dealing with that right? Oh Man, I I just made a big mistake. I wanted to be polite and drink all the drinks I think I told the story on the podcast. Yeah, and I it was not awful No, I don't know. He did and then Bernie showed us the text. Oh That's what in here about her drinking so much. He just said you were drunk. Yeah, it was awful. And I hate, I hate whiskey.

This guy, I told this guy he got it anyway. And then I drank half of it. It's just I don't know. Super, super dumb. And then I don't know how I go back to my apartment. I was just like on the floor waiting for a taxi. It was not this past weekend, but the one before on Friday before I went home. I went to the liquor store over here by the office, the specs. I was like, oh, I'm going to buy some liquor for the weekend. And I bought a couple of bottles of Soju, which is like a Korean alcohol. You just drink straight and some like giant bottles of beer.

And I was like, okay, this will this will ask me through the weekend I went home and you know it was drinking a little bit of Friday night more. I was like, oh yeah, let's drink You know, so we just started drinking it was drinking like oh we finished one bottle let's drink the next one drink finish that bottle Like oh, I guess we got the beer let's drink the beer. I fucking woke up at 2 p.m. on Saturday with one of the worst hangovers of my life and My wife had gotten so drunk that she fell off of the sofa which is amazing I've never seen anything like that like we were just like falling over so one of the things that you talk about where it's like Oh my god, I'm not gonna survive this night. I have no idea what's gonna happen I've fucked myself like I've created a situation that I cannot escape. I don't get why you guys do it

It doesn't seem like worth it at all just you know, I don't drink you know You do gamble though. Not have you ever have you ever drank? Nope. I will then how do you know? I don't I just He's probably never done heroin I'm gonna be like yeah, we're not making judgments about heroin. What's water do you drink us? A fair amount I stop drinking Soft drinks how many glasses a day would you say? I don't know, five. It's supposed to be 11. But that, it also includes water in your food. Oh, okay. So, saying you need drinking 11 glasses of water is too much. When I, when I was getting fat, I didn't drink in all the water. I was from soda.

Oh, that doesn't count. So does that. So does very bad for me. I don't know how I lived. Yeah, I I recently rewatched the video where carries mowing the The grass and I'm being all creepy with him and I saw myself without a shirt again I thought I mean you stop doing so it is I don't want to work out. I'm just gonna try cutting so does that See if I can reduce some of that gut. I've currently on this thing It was a bad angle Oh my god, like you're like, oh, you're pushing your stomach out. No, no, I was just standing there. I'm currently on Thank you currently on a I'm currently on a thing called a juice fast, where I just drink juices and vegetables

for X amount of days. I'm on day 15 of no solid food, no coffee. Well, I actually didn't coffee, but it's pretty great. I lost 15 pounds. You said what's going on about that. You just kept talking about how good you looked. It was cool at first, and then it just got uncomfortable. So weird. Well, you know, we're a public company. We got to look good. Like for Vegas. Looking for an adult.

Like for Vegas, like Bernie Kent comes to me the Friday before he's like, what are you wearing the Vegas for the IWTV? And I'm like, I don't know. He's like, think about it. So I thought about it. I made a project out of it, and I made that suit that I wore that Felicia Day said I looked awesome. So that was cool. We were all teamed with the red too, which I thought was a nice touch. Yep. Yep. We look good. Yeah,

look good. That's a gust rock that that gust shirt. And we talked about it beforehand. I was like, oh, you need to make sure that you you talk your jacket back behind your behind your waist. That was a really, really showed off. And he's like, well, I already thought about it. Already pointed out. Well done. I wish the face extended all the way down to your crotch though. Yeah. It was like, it was a limitation of the way that they print the shirts.

Like we made it as big as possible. Yeah. All right. Well, let's, uh, let's wrap this up. We're going, we're going long and I'm sure I'm fucking hungry. I'm sure it's as well. And never mind. You know, I saw when I was driving into work this morning, I was at a red light. And I looked to my left and I saw like a Che Guevara sticker there and

For brief second I looked at I was like we need to make those we need stickers of me so again I can like plaster room over those all right. Well, um, I guess we're wrapping up. Let's go get some lunch. Thanks for listening Describe the show between newcomer and a more familiar way. Do you like apples? Example together and trepid hosts Characans Characans are free of Dia's of nothing to do with this podcast Subscribe to show it to a newcomer and a more familiar way. Do you like apples? All right, example. Together in Trempit hosts, Trevor Collins. Trevor Collins, I'm free to deal with nothing to do with this podcast.

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