Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #153

Episode Date: February 15, 2012

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, streaming now, only on Peacock. Hey, it's a podcast. It's a podcast. That was how are you going to edit that together? Are you just gonna? DAAAAAAA Won't you pissed off at Brandon for blowing the microphone out last week? No, I just pissed off him Brandon for being Brandon and being present. I also I still didn't do it for 20 minutes straight I mean, let's be real loud, right? That was only like a good seven seconds maybe yeah, Joel because that would be really out of character for you to just yell into the microphone I don't know if I'm not is that like a generic like rock guitar riff. I feel like a

Like standard. I didn't sound very British standard riff. Oh, yeah. Hey, we got a British dude here. I'm so Excited. I'm so very excited after what three and a half years Two and a half three something I was lost on in October of How long is your visa for oh way too long where's that? I shouldn't get into that ladies gentlemen. May I reintroduce Mr. Gavin Free? Hello ladies. Happy Valentine's Day everyone. You know what I say, hello to the gentleman? Happy day after Valentine's Day.

Happy day after the, I already messed up. You believe it. Right out of the gate. Gavin, what did you do last night for Valentine's Day? I went out with some ladies and had a party. Wow. A party. Nice.

I didn't do any of that, actually. So what are you doing? Did you just arrive in the US? This is my first day in the office again. Very. A party. Nice. I didn't do any of that, actually. So what are you doing? Did you just arrive in the US? This is my first day in the office again. Very first day in the office. The last time you were in the podcast wasn't it? You're last day in the office? Like you were on their way to the airport?

Yeah, and I did not make a fool of myself in that podcast. A tool. No one remembers that one though. Nobody remembered. Was that the famous podcast? That was the headlight fluid one, yeah. Oh, dear. In fact Gavin, Gavin's got this weird street going where if you see kind of anonymous

slow-mo footage of either like water balloon or a cat or something like that on the internet, either just on some random video site or as an animated gif in a forum, it's probably something the Gavin shot because he moves that slowly. He does. It's time to slow-mo. But yeah, there's a lot of slimy on the internet that So anonymously is all shot by me kind of cool. You need to get some sort of residual. Yeah Sneakle watermark in there like a single frame presented by Gavin free. Yeah, you can't get a piece of that internet money

We were talking about these enemy to gift for huge. We got to find a way to monetize them The guy only some big block white letters with black outline. That guy's made a mint. Hey, Gus, do you remember our 4K animated? Yeah, we made a 4K animated gift with the red. I don't know where that is. I guess I can do it up the line. I can't remember what was it?

It was just Gavin dancing. I think it was three frames of me just working it. And it was like a 20 megabyte file. It destroyed. I tried to lay that on my phone. It crashed the far Yeah, I couldn't get as what it was like a 4,096 by 2500 it will work for a frame animated gift. They'll work fine on future internet They'll be fine the band with internet to internet to be future proof You'll be like the dancing baby for the 2100s. I said say I'm saying. Let's hope so. So we should talk about my visa.

But no, I was gonna say, I was gonna say, so one of these little animated gifts showed up, it was your, what's your cat's name? Lloyd. It's not really good, I renamed it Lloyd. It's a female cat called Lloyd. Lloyd the cat. And it was a slow-mo video that Gavin shot

of the cat climbing up a wall. I remember that, yeah. It ended up on Reddit. And somebody like really early in the comment thread Posted that actually credit goes to the slow mo guys with a link and then somebody bought me behind that said He actually works with the Root sheet guys. He directed one of the seasons of red versus blue. Wow good for red Hey, and then right behind that was yeah, and he's pretty much dumb as a brick And it was a link to his

Animated adventure of his headlight fluid thing. And the rest of the discussion was about that. So that follows you every one. There's been no escape that. It's going to show you whatever is the last link. That's it. Every tweet I get has headlight fluid. And if I ever do a slow-mo video with some sort of liquid, I was on that headlight fluid, man.

I was on that podcast. I remember it. I was on it. And I was the only one that was... Well, you won, I was no one knows because I was a shunned. I was I was astonished I was like you were showing I was like where is he going with this? Social Literally speechless, but it was funny that was it was that's why that's like why Joel is afraid to be on the podcast He's like since that he's always afraid he's gonna say something to come back to Hanim later. Yeah, it's I mean You always do that thing as well. Why you just egg them egg them on you know you like the personal you know they've really

Yeah, Bernie's the one who broke on that. Yeah, so I was I was like telling the story sort of slowing down as I was telling I was like Everyone's looking at me Everyone's looks like they're in pain and Bernie's just cracking up you watch I remember sitting next to you on the couch You were crying you had tears right daddy of faith. It was a dumbest thing. I was so happy to be there in pain and Bernie is just cracking up. You watch, I remember, saying, next to you on the couch, you were crying. You had tears right down your face. It was a dumbest thing.

I was so happy to be there. I witnessed the dumbest thing ever said. It was really a monumental moment. That was probably the moment where I was, I think across two or three minutes, there was no conversation. There was nothing that was impossible. What I like best about that piece of audio is,

as you say it, you can hear everyone else just like, like, I mean, there's no verbalization. You can just feel the energy of just like everyone's on. What is he saying? People went through the seven stages. Yeah, they're in the process. You can hear it. Like, just let him talk.

Speaking of people saying stupid things, Joel put out a tweet yesterday that might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard you say. It was a separate we get to tweet fights all the time. We're gonna get tweets all the time. Guess there's no all about this because you just follow me but don't. Yeah, I give up on that. They was a.

They're going big as a possible follow on Twitter. I just thought it was going to start linking you on each independent one. That never mind. There was a speech trap. not associated with the police station. It was a sheriff who did it was a sheriff who's not even part of that. There was a show. A boy from the police. Let me explain.

Let's explain with Joe wrote Joe wrote on Twitter. He wrote, Hey, everybody who works at the office. I want to warn you, there's a speed trap on Cullen, which Gavin is the street right down here. Okay. That goes to where like this big gross outdoor mall where they have every possible restaurant where we eat every day. Joel said there's a speed trap on Cullen. I'm just warning everyone in the office, I broke it in for you.

And I had to tweet back and say, Joel, that's not a speed trap. That's a police station. There's a huge, the entire South Austin police station is like a hundred yards away from our office. See, the process goes that you're driving. You come across the police station is like a hundred yards away from our office See the process goes that you're driving you come across the police station. Yes, you slow down Correct, then you turn the corner going away from the police station where the police station can't see you and then you speed up That's street and it's like right in front of the police station. They can see down They can't see down the industry the density of police cars around our office. It's like every fourth car is a cop car

But you have to take chance. No, you don't have to take no chance Okay, people listening to the podcast probably hear the fucking cop cars like every four minutes when we're recording I can hear him outside. I figured actually that we've had enough cops come by the office They're like, hey, we're big fan aware of right figure at this point, I've saturated their numbers where if they pull me over Maybe I can get away with it. Do you know what the problem I think it is? The why you got to get this time they're probably sending us a message Because last time we had a quote unquote barbecue We actually didn't have barbecue this time. It was later in the evening

So we just had drinks and had a bunch of people over like another like Waiting for drunk drivers or something. Well, though like a couple of you showed up and we're like hey, yeah barbecue today It's like no, we're just doing drinks. I mean, I we decided not to barbecue today because it was too cold and they're like oh Oh That's a bad trend. I guess I'll see you in jail then Yeah, I couldn't drive him yeah It's like well you do nice things for the local police and firefighters of a fire station right down the road What's a process starts?

You can't break the chain. You can't stop. You can't stop. You can't stop. Once you start serving me to people. So can't stop serving me to people. So, you know, I have a question about this. I never thought about this until right now. There's a fire station and a police station right next to each other outside of Sim City. When else have you ever seen that actually happen? Yeah, that's true. That's a good point. Like in Sim City, it's always like, okay, police are fired right there. That's it. I've never seen that in real life. I've never seen that. That's a good point.

Would you guys have? Do you guys have? We have fires and police. Bobbies? But not together. Bob, not together. We were, you're talking about speed cameras. Oh, you guys have cameras all over the place, right?

They're absolutely everywhere. There's these, I was on set once. We were rigging something for top gear. They're blowing up caravans or something and there was a guy there and we had a speed camera there I was a part of one of the things that were filming and it's one of the ones that says gatsow on it I'm not sure if you have them here. It's like the radar ones. They just pick up fast metal and he got this tin can Feeled it half wet with water and then attached some strings to it and just did this and the camera is like I And apparently you could just do that speed cameras just do this in front of them and

they just take a little pictures so you're just twirling it around yeah it's just it just picks up the fast movement any sort of movement yeah yeah so just get it to go fast enough it takes digital photos yeah so they send up with a letter he really showed them they had that experiment where they were trying to see if they could find a car fast enough. They did it. They actually run the speed camera. Basically, if you drive it like 200 miles an hour, it doesn't even work. Right. So there you go. So you got to speed up.

So is that what you do? Like you learn that if you go through your miles and I will be covered and see you. I figured if I could just speed pass the speed trap fast enough, then maybe they won't notice. Then you go fast enough. You actually just go back in time. Exactly. And the camera doesn't even know you were there. That's exactly right. Do you still have that ridiculously overpowered car? Yeah. I've been slowly detuning it actually.

I've been making it less powerful. Yes, just merely by driving it. Just merely by driving it. I was up in skating your car before. It was pretty fun. I've been told for so long now, it's like we don't ride in cars together, anything.

We should pick her constantly. if he rides in my car He just complains about the way I drive from the moment we start moving to the moment we stop Well in my defense anyone who gets to the car with you Listen, I don't get in Rex, but I will admit well, I could get in Rex He in addition to getting Rex I will admit that I am a bad driver. I'm a bad driver. I speed but I don't really wreck. Do you think that your Time positive overall like considering all the times you've been stopped by the police all tickets you've got and the amount of speed that you go over the speed limit Are you time positive in your life or are you time negative based on the number of questions? You guys be the speed positive. You think so? Well, I got to hold on to that. I think you're time negative. You get a lot of tickets

I got to hold on to the dream Gus. I'm just having to get a different car probably. He's been over this. The problem with Bernie is that he's digital. Yes. So he's two positions. And we've talked about this. It's either foot off the pedal or foot all the way down on the pedal. Yeah. One or two. You just need a button. You don't need a pressure. Listen, why don't you even have a puddle? Yeah, why do you have that? Maybe it's the cars I drive. I don't know. But it feels like you have to put your foot like 10% of the way down on the pedal. And you have to maintain this like barely pressing the pedal. And I just don't do that. I just jam the pedal, then take my foot off the pedal. Maybe it's not the Bernie Burns way. Fuck it. So this is all nothing party hard

I'm full open. Let me ask you another question. Let me ask you another question Why do we still pump gas in this day in age? Why do we do that? What do you think it's you like some kind of automated robot? No, I just don't want to do it anymore. That's I want to deal with good Point I guess right although it's like maybe it's like if you have anything like what's the alternative? You have some sort of mechanical arm that just immediately bought or buy a Tesla I'm thinking about doing that. Yeah, but Tesla don't work. Is that true? That's the big secret. Yeah, Tesla's don't work the technology What that exists here's a problem a Tesla's an electric car and they were like they don't Work what are you talking about? I see Tesla's I see volts. I see leafs you see volts are they out? Yeah, I didn't know that I'll buy a volt I don't know so the so the

Volt today talk about this too right? Well, yeah, the community time and exploding batteries Where's the ones that Nissan make go through a tsunami? Get flooded and still work fine. Oh, yeah, that's the difference in the Japanese battery in America my phone doesn't But they don't test the storm work for every guy that you see driving around a Tesla You don't see like the 24 hours of the cars plugged into something. What what's the runtime on it? 300 miles approximately or 250. There's a sports car that's 250. When it's working again top gear they test They tested they brought they brought two of them out both broken didn't work, right? Here's it might be right because here's a good

Send out. Well listen, we don't know any about Tesla. They're probably wonderful products. However, if there was a period in time where when you wanted to buy a Tesla, if you were outside of their range for repair, you had to pay an additional $5,000 to get the car. They would try to de-inscent you from buying a car in Texas. Yeah, it was only like Northern California

or something like that, right? Because it was kind of admitting like, yeah, this will probably break, you know. I mean, we get to go through the same thing. Our red camera is the same way. It's like a cutting edge technology to where it's just accepted. It's like, hey, we want to order this camera. They're like, man, we'll get it to you.

We would help you. We would say whatever, you know, it's like, and then you like, hey, we only got half the parts where they order. They're like, you'll get it when you get it. And we, and you should be thankful for the half of you. And we had problems with that camera that we went through a while right after we got it where it's like, you'll get it when you get it. And you should be thankful for the half of you. And we had problems with that camera. That we went through a while right after we got it, where it's like the camera just wouldn't boot.

No. Like it was like a computer that was broken. And when you're, but no one knows how to fix it. And when you're dealing like with cutting edge technology, basically you open up the manual and the manual says, well, you just have to cobble with the camera. No, no, no. You're just, you're so manual.

I love you. You're the nice thing to say. And everything in the manual is out of date by the time you get it. It's like trying. You have to go to the internet to find the latest information about it. Yeah, we had that a lot with our Phantom cameras, their high speed cameras. And we, for start, we had to wait like four months for it to arrive.

And when it arrived, the ram had been incorrectly formatted. Oh, these are these. This is all digital, right? Yeah, it's all digital. And we had, I said it's like HD, I said it's a two and a half thousand frames a second and the record time was four frames Wow Two and a half thousand frames That's insane when you get a like a phantom or something fancy like a new piece of technology like that when you open the box

It should shoot off like confetti and scammers and have like a This is a big deal. Yeah, I could only I never do it for four things. Maybe the warranty Yeah, they used to have aries on on film sets and they were that was a film version of the fast-peed camera Yeah, you'd fire those puppies up and be like You know just like Playing us the all cameras don't make any noise because I used to the old Huge photo because if you're not paying attention, you know people are used to hearing the cameras If you're not paying attention the camera will run you yeah, I get a lot of like just people as a Tesla joke

You have to pay five thousand dollars. We have to be outside the range I don't like let's let's do a quick little lesson here on what we're talking about so Gavin What lived in the UK and he was essentially the apprentice to a guy who was renowned for high speed photography a bit of backstory is That there's a company called photonics. They made high-speed photography. A bit of a backstory is that there's a company called Photosonix. They made high-speed film cameras. And their European head quarters was in a town called Tame, which by total fluke I happened to live in, and the guy that I work with used to work for them. He ended up starting his own business with his own cameras, but that's how I got into it. I just met a guy who at one point had the only

two high-speed digital cameras in the country. He sort of brought them from the military world into the commercial TV world. Is that where they originated from? Yeah, they were just recent. The actual first one we had was just like a brick with huge cables coming out of the back and no viewfinder or anything. You have to do it through a laptop. But then because we started using them in that way, they started developing them for, you know, as HD came out, we could then shoot movies and stuff. And I've been, oh yeah, I worked on a few movies for the last year. Everything you say makes me want to sleep with you

in that accent, I don't know what it is. I feel like I grow in a bar. I don't know what it is. Yeah, I mean, I'm happy Valentine's Day. I'm a romantic, the romantic. I'm a romantic, European film guy. You're like James Bond. But just to be clear, high speed camera means slow motion.

It does. The faster you shoot, the more pitch you take every second. If you play it back at regular speed, it takes longer to play. For example, if you shoot 1,000 frames a second, play it back at 25 frames a second. It'll take 40 seconds to play the one second you just shot. So you get incredible mathematics.

Yeah, I was hoping you would fuck that up, but you really like speed on it. Oh, that's good. That's impressive. Jolleproofs. Yeah. We actually fuck that up, but you really like speed on that. Oh, I'm on that. That's good. That's the press of it. Jollopryphs. Yeah. We actually do that a lot of the work that we do here on video games.

We almost exclusively capture as slow as possible. Right. We get as many frames as possible. Yeah. You know, we'll make sense. Yeah, we captured the thing that has a lot of work to do. You could do speed ramping as well. I mean, you could do like, like, control.

And usually when we bring it in, we have to speed it up to a thousand percent to sort of match normal speed. Well, a lot of times we can film faster than there are frames in the animation cycles, you know what I mean. So you get like the, you see the, you know, you don't get that in real life, you can actually see fluid motion. Yeah, you know, when someone's animated it, there's not a frame. And sometimes you get it where some things will work smoothly and other things don't. It's like, similar when you play back something on the, on Halo Reach or something in a theater mode, you get like all the water effects are like, like really slow, but the actual

blur is running a really like jolt-y like this. And it's weird to see them like doing jolts, but all the water is smooth and stuff. Right, because a run animation might only have so many cycles. You're looking to be really confused, you know? You're seeing that it happens in real life. No, I'm saying the toughest. Hey, I reach I see what you're saying Okay, I'm like what the fuck is he talking about? I thought there was a weird phenomenon Down Seven moves in the animation I thought it was one of those quantum things where it's like yeah, the universe is like words from thinking

You're all animated. Yeah, I don't know those quantum things or it's like yeah, the universe is like words You're all animated. Yeah, I mean I've got to the point where the camera is so fast you're capturing so much that you actually see like ghost walking around I had a conversation with a girl on set once she was talking to me about all of these things around that we can't see They just move too fast and she was going on ages and I just I was like I've got a high-speed camera right here Love what should we point out See it's funny because I don't find it these are acting teacher and I don't know what it is about actors or whatever But she thought that cats could see molecules Which is why they're always like Molecules and it's like this was an accredited. This was an acting professor at the University of Texas at Austin.

The cats could see molecules. And it's like when she broke that to the class, it's like, I mean, it's like at that point, that's the moment where you realize, that's part of the growing up process where you realize a person who's supposed to be a professor doesn't know anything. Yeah. It's all just a big pain for nothing. Yeah, you're paying for the paper.

So what was your, what did she teach? Obviously, obviously not science. No, obviously not. Yeah, I was like, are you cat molecule string theory cat molecule cats can see molecules, but the The old school high-speed cameras went back in the film days They used to be some that were so high speed that they could push the film through the gate They used to be some that were so high speed that they could push the film through the gate So they could be exposed, but there was no way to take it back up without damaging the film. So instead of having a take up reel, you know how when you see a film can actually two reels and once giving out the film and once pulling it back in,

it would just spit it all in a big bag. And that's how and then they would have to want to be. That would be like the worst. Did they have some PAs problem, right? Like and put it back on a real. I've seen I've seen it funny, like on sets or whatever, when they had to change film in their own location, like the solution to that a lot of times, when they couldn't get to the truck was like,

they just have basically a bag, you know, and it's like, okay, it's like, you put the hands inside the bag, so you can't see what you're doing or whatever, but you're like changing. Because you have to do it in the dark. Right, you have to do it in the dark. So someone was having to like, wind up a thousand feet of film in a tent without being able to see it it in the dark. Right, you have to do it in the dark. So someone was having to like wind up a thousand feet of film

in a tent without being able to see it. In the dark. That would suck. That would suck. That's how Union started. Would make sense. There was a funny, there was a thing I was gonna bring up last week but I didn't bring it up.

But some genius advertising firm bought a commercial at the Super Bowl and they only, they bought a 30 second spot. Was it this year? It was this year. Okay. And they only bought, they bought it on the smallest station that they could find. And it was like some local, you know, station in Nebraska.

They're only reached like 3,000 people. And it was a will Ferrell ad from Milwaukee's best. And it's him sort of, I won't spill the base. It's been him like basically walking through a field and And then they put a bunch of other commercials online or whatever and basically that spread like wildfire of this Oh, did you see this crazy Super Bowl ad? It was interesting strategy because they paid like the minimum amount of money for a Super Bowl ad But still get the same bang and it's a really funny ad. I didn't realize that it was regional like that I guess that makes sense local affiliates have their own commercials.

Like there was an HB commercial for us, which is like a... Right. ...the tech-based protein schedule. No, they said I auditioned. I would occasionally audition for them and it's like, oh, this is a Super Bowl ad. It's like, wow, Super Bowl ad and it's like, oh, this is an HB ad, but it's a Super Bowl ad and it's a local, whatever. Yeah, and I thought I was like, I was really baffled by it.

Yeah. I had a scary moment last year. I'm, I'm just gonna end up plugging all the stuff I worked on this for you. But I worked, I shot a Super Bowl ad. It was Simon Cowell, like exploding in reverse or something for the X-Fact, it was last year's one. And there was one point where we,

I downloaded the Phantom, so everything was gone from the camera. And I had the entire Super Bowl ad on my kitchen table just like all the hard drives going and I was like there's a lot of value on my kitchen table right now considering what they what they spent yeah I was just like you like dropped one and you're like Lloyd knocked one off yeah yeah yeah I was literally like I have so much power right now did that show take off that extractor show here? No I really wasn't very big big in the US. That's such for him. Yeah, I think he left American Idol. He had like some giant proclamations about how many viewers they were going to get. I think they didn't even get a

third of what he said. It's huge in the UK. Yeah. I guess it's not. Not everything carries over. How do I see how it's there? What is that? Is that another reality based thing? Singing talent show. I think it's like the market saturated. Like got a American I already have all of the money There is no you have no but no, I want to make another We have this way of thing though where all of the winners and never that success is there anyone left in England who hasn't been on the show Everyone's audition right at this point. Yeah The the voice is doing really well in the US. What's that? People are into singing now. Oh my God. It's like where there's four judges.

They don't see the person who's auditioning. They're their backs to them. And they can only hear them singing. And then they have to like hit a button if they want to recruit them. I guess it's kind of a chance. And then they get revealed to the judges. Right. And when they hit the button, like there's chair spin around, they can see who uh who they who they chose interesting it's like that whole uh I I completely had no idea what was going on with that I'm very bad at TV I like just don't follow TV much anymore I don't watch any TV it really yeah ruins you right I just stopped doing it yeah I think everything I watched it's just Netflix or zoom so it's like on my time Like when I have time dedicated and I consider side time. No, I feel bad because like like the zombie thing

Came out again, right was it the walking dead. Yeah, walking dead everyone's going crazy for that. I really need to watch that at some point I saw season one on Netflix What do you think? Yeah, I want it's like it's only like six episodes I think Do you want to know something I'm really looking on your face. No, I'm waiting to talk Do it no, it's okay. I've watched I watched all of walking dead I have not yet watched the first episode of the second half of the second Do they do they whatever they're doing now? And TV shows do they run? Do they run?

They're they're Remember battle starts like that. They had season 4.5. Remember that that's really annoying Yeah, that's a walking dead's doing they're doing the split seasons now So they had the first I think like 10 eight or 10 episodes of season two Which were some of the slowest episodes I've ever seen on television ever until they got to the last episode and it was Great. It was really jammed like eight episodes of action into one episode pretty much. I mean, it's like yeah There's there's it's pretty slow. Um, all the episodes were set up based.

So the premise was already set up and they were, I wanted to do too much, they were looking for somebody. Um, that's pretty much it. And then there was, there was some developments along the way, but they were, they were slow. It was really slow, but it was somehow it was worth it. I don't know how. And it's honestly very true to the source material because I read those graphic novels or some of them and they were luggages though. I mean it was I gave up on the graphic novels because it was just was it just like people in a room we don't see zombies yeah talking about so yeah which is one thing when you got to cast the people but it's nothing

when you're just drawing a graphic not that I'm an artist but I mean from graphic novel just put some zombies all over the place I mean it's like paste a few. No. I don't realize you can't do that for TV. They just have like a Photoshop. The zombie layer. Yeah. I guess if you're an auto-fill content Phil Hock ellipse in the conversation of what you

want to do for lunch becomes a much more dramatic. That's exactly what I do for lunch. We got to move across the street. Yeah. Yeah, another that's continuing the phenomenon of British actors in American shows, but they don't sound British. They sound American Southern The lead dude the lead sheriff dude the lead sheriff is British. He looks at Jesse doesn't

He's a just kid. Yeah, he's British man. There were a lot of people in the why at the English as well. You're not shit dude. Stringer Bell is British. That fucked me up when I learned that. Do you know who Idris Elba is? Idris Elba. Elba. Elba. Was it?

Elba. If I didn't know their name, I'm gonna say no. He was in the wire. He was in the wire, but he was playing in American English. He was also in the office. That's Stringer Bell. That's character's name is Stringer Bell. The black guy. The black guy yeah I mean they had no problems

getting a visa yeah that they didn't he was that guy he's in a lot of lot of good stuff in the UK you should watch the movie Luther it's pretty good you should watch the world of wires like the best thing ever the wires great it was totally in the shadow of the soprano I tried to buy it on I'd look for it on zoom recently and I didn't see it I don't know all right I got to look back in a couple things I got lost in a couple things that I want to buy it on I'd look for it on zoom recently and I didn't see it. I don't know I got a loop back in a couple things I got lost and a couple things that I want to talk about when we were just go through the gate. We were discussing things earlier First of all when you're pumping gas this is something I wonder about I wouldn't want to machine through that Well, let's think about this. The wires on iTunes. Is this a static electricity problem? No, that's so stupid

Is that all along? You see that occasionally where you can't use a cell phone because it'll set up the gas But they set you on fire because of like people getting in and out of the car So they stay in the car then it should be a problem. Do you know if you're in if they have like a mechanical arm That you shot random sparks everywhere and then that'd be the most efficient I just want a gas pump that has the little thing the tab that I can push down So does it turn hold at the entire time? God Like is that not the most that is the tab gonna work or is the tab that I can push down so that the sit your hold at the entire time. God. Like is that not the most, is the tab going to work or is the tab not going to work? And then there's this other thing to you when you're pumping gas where if you pull the handle

all the way it stops. Do you have that same problem? What is that? Yeah, you got to pull it like what is 90% of the way? What sort of mechanism do we design where it's like, see and again this works into your one zero. This must really drive you crazy Zero one and zero guys like if it is a goal the way it doesn't work. It's not be like zero zero

Yeah, I have this problem with Xbox controllers because I can't like when I play I always am clicking the stick because I'm angry All the time. Oh, you're like when someone comes and like I want to shoot them I want to just having the air and so it's like this must be the same experience with you for the for pumping gas I am at the gas station stabbing me that what's going on? I don't know It's like a tease. I don't want to we're putting up too much gas here. Let's slow down Yeah, I do not want to diminish the stress in my life But that's the worst thing that happens to me is that if I experience that where I pull the gas handle and it goes, cook and stops, that's the worst thing that happens to me. It's like, it's like you're, yeah, it's like you're a cat trying to chase a laser.

It's just not, there's molecules everywhere. It's not. It's so, yeah, it's so aggravating. It's funny. You're really touched on something. I just want that to stop. I want that to stop. No, it really isn't like a beat down word. So I guess stop a good gas. It's like, oh, you got to get out of the car and it's like, well, I'm not going to wash my hands later. And just, yeah, there's got to like a beat downwards. Oh, I guess I'll be a gas. It's like oh you got to get out of the car And it's like well, I'm not gonna wash my hands later and just it's yeah, there's gotta be a better Like this like what I said the big reason I bought my Prius was not to save money on gas

No, you're right. It was just to stop less at gas stations No, you're bet I cut the amount of gas my I cut my gas station interaction in half by buying that car What is the best miles per gallon car just a smart car smart car? Uh, no, a smart car I never was. Well, maybe briefly. What? Yeah, smart car gets shit, mylids. We looked it up. Smart car gets like 35 to 40. Oh, my free is gets 50.

What the fuck would you drive it? Uh, yeah, I don't know. That's what we said. It's bullshit. OK. I think the, like, the vault and the, I mean, the leaf, you never have to put gas in the leaf. The vault takes gas, but doesn't use it unless you go more than a life.

Why do they have 150 miles? Crapy names. They're environmental names. Yeah, but doesn't use it unless you go more than 100 miles crappy names. They're environmental names. Yeah, but Vault that's why people didn't buy them. I think I agree. It's a fine name. They should call it like dinosaur raptor killer. Yeah, monster. Leaf is stupid. They're not clearly. They're not appealing to our getting to my happy. Yeah. Oh, that'd be good if it changed color though. That's a season's one. That'd be good if it changed color though as the seasons went on. But yeah, probably one of those either the Vult or the Leaf gets, you know, I think they're, I think the Vult is rated like at a hundred miles per gallon by the Highway Transportation Agency regulatory commission. Really? I think so. They just throw some out there. Yeah, I think

they have to come up with a number to put on the sticker. When does your Prius start using petrol? Gas. It just switches all the time between electric and gas Neat whenever I do this so somebody there's lots of smart people who listen to this I mean clearly is not smart people who there's not smart people honest, but smart people listen There's got to be an engineer out there who's gonna fix this effing problem I wouldn't you know it's the worst things when you come to the gas thing and it's like let it takes forever to pump it It's yes, that's that's the worst thing ever. I've had that before where it's like I'm like I'm not paying attention. I'm pumping gas and I'm like I've been here a long time and I look like I put two

gallons in. Yeah, the pump's just going slow. And you gotta sit there and think is it gonna take me more time to like pull to another guy or slowly to pull up or whatever that or just to sit here. You allow to stop pile gas. What does that mean? You allowed to buy a huge tank and store a load of it. I'm sure you are. Sure, sure. Well, I'm sure that you could, but I'm sure you're not allowed to. Why wouldn't you be able to? Because that would be something that makes sense.

I'm sure there's a volume at which you have to get a license because you transport it. There's gotta be. Sure. You probably have to have signage on it. You can go with like gallon milk jugs. I guess you could. You know, and just get it, you can go get gas cans.

It's America, we're free to do what we want, free country. Yeah. Why, why do you ask if you have a plan in place? It makes more sense to have a tank in your drive, just fill it out when you get home. Fill it up when you get home. Fill the car up when you get home.

Oh, I see. How would you fill the tank? How would you fill the tank? Get gas delivered. Get gas delivered. Pump it from the big truck. It'd be a so, it'd be a quality. I don't know why this gas station.

You would probably be a hell of a lot more for that. I think you would think truck come to your house and deliver gas to your house. When we decided to be like, they pick up the trash. How much gas? They'll drop off the gas. How much gas are you using?

They need to have a tank. They just pick up the trash so they can drop off the gas. You think it's like the same vehicle to do bothers. All those homes. They can have like, all those homes that have like septic tanks. You could just reengineer the septic tanks, right All those homes that have like, all those homes that have like, septic tanks, you could just re-engineer the septic tanks, right? Where instead of like,

flipping into them, you're just gonna film again. There was a guy I knew that had an idea where, you didn't, you just had tanks that were interchangeable and you would just show up and swap out your tank. Like, that's what it would do. Of course, I would let you, if they did that, there would be a mechanism where when you tried to change your tank out, there'd be some sort of path.

It would click. I'm gonna let you put in the tank But not really there's a Yeah, that was like one of the Infrastructure plans when electric cars were first like thought about it's gonna be rolled out was Some company who was wanted to set up like battery stations like almost like gas stations Where if you're driving an electric car and your batteries running low you just pull into the battery station they take your Empty battery out put a fully charged one in and you could integrate it into the car and have it auto-locate, like recharge stations near you like that.

Just extend range. But again, the problem is that batteries don't really entirely work out. Oh, it's giggling. Yeah, it's up pushing your agenda here. Here's what I think. I think that the variable stress of pumping gas is just a strategy to sell more Reese's peanut butter cups. That's what I think. That's what it takes me to get better.

After your bad day pumping gas, I'm going to peanut butter coke. Do you know you are not supposed to set the gas pump, put that tab down, and then go into the gas station. You're not supposed to do that. I do that every time. I'm gonna take this right now. Every time. But does it stop?

You break every co-ruler is though. I do. Like I've known you for eight years. I'm gonna blow your mind right now. And I've seen you wear a seatbelt twice. I'm gonna blow your mind. You don't wear, uh-huh. When I go pump gas, I don't turn off my engine.

On principle. No, fucker. No, no, no, I I agree with him on this I agree with him on this What's the what's the problem with it? What is the problem? You have a tank full of gas right anyway, and you run your car. Why is it more dangerous suddenly to have does it is a is a heat? Or No, no, I mean it's got there's got to be a reason there's no reason There's no only reason you don't fucking Gasoline over your engine while it's running. I don't know hot swapable gas

Did you should I I see no reason you should have to shut your car off? Do you think when they're fucking racing NASCAR they turned their their fucking car off right? No, there's a mask car. I mean, I don't I don't What about car racing? It's a stock car. I guess they'll be a little He's just a little stock car racing. I've seen people burst into flames in the pit lane. What's that? That's true. I have seen people burn the plane. Let's form you a white. They're not. They're all about your pumps. They have like those giant things.

Did you see them right? I bet. I bet if we look up right now. They used to take you having your home. I'm gonna look out. I'm gonna look out. I'm gonna go to Google right now and I'm gonna enter. I currently have an action. I see they're potentially be a problem with compression in the engine from removing the gas

camp guy there's a problem like to rebel birds you think so there's not like some kind of it's just principle flames that gas station yeah I get it to you when you drive I often do do you weigh a seat belt in other people's cars I often wear my seat all you get mad you if I'm in a car and someone else doesn't have their seatbelt on, I get mad. Really? No, that makes sense. They will kill you. I in Bernie will really kill you. I will. I mean, he will kill you. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I dummy will kill everyone. It will just get like dead weight. I know the accelerometer is in the head, so just destroy it. You see it on high speed. It's like,

just look at everyone. And the important part of burning is you know that he's gonna like insult you on the way by. No one needs your end stuff in your mouth. You can't out of my way. Get out of my way. This is your fault. This is your fault.

I'm getting out of here. Somebody help me. There's no how come when I enter guy burst into flames a gas station Why do I not have a video because that's probably too many words search term? Do you want to hear something more fun? We probably talked about this one of the times and you know the fact that such an old thing we discovered I was though So let's get money and we want to say I want to say that Indie car or what you call formula one basically cars Yeah, they're coming awesome. I see that that's very contentious There's a great video of it right now with a promotional tape

But yeah, it's not certain it's gonna happen or not right? No, it is a great video We're supposed to be getting a formula one tracking Austin some people hate it and very few other people like it Most people hate it and very few other people like it. Most people hate it. But anyway, so there was a point in time in which I forget what the actual fuel was, but I wanna say it was some kind of alcohol, some very ethanol. It was some ethanol-based fuel, I think.

And so the problem is, is that this stuff is very volatile and can run race cars. Everyone keeps drinking it. But you can't see it when it burns. So there was an accident in the pit and there's five people who are on fire with invisible fire. So how has the military not tapped into this? So they're running around literally.

The military not tapped into this. There's a video online. They're on fire. Why is that division over there? Dancer everyone's done it again Will Ferrell scene it's Indy Car's Burm pure methanol methanol that's it not ethanol methanol Oh my god, that would suck and even if you had a hook you had a bucket full of war Why did you pour it right and then another guy will go to help the other guy and be hitting him in patty and I mean that guy It's in the so to the to the I wonder if water would even like put it out or if it's one of those weird things

It's like don't put water on you got to put like a special foam to to extinguish this It's invisible fire you have to use an empty bucket of water Yeah, it's called a rodeo clowns You have to use confetti in a bucket I just love the idea like from an out Like a Harlem Globetrotters So from from a spectators point of view it just looks like a contagious dawn from an out like the Harlem Globetrotters. So from a spectators point of view,

it just looks like a contagious dawn. It looks like a rain contention. It looks like a rain fire. I just spit on gab from the cross table. Oh yeah, I think we linked a video for that of the long years ago in the LinkedIn. I've been in here for a year. These people are on fire.

I think that's poorly evidence. I like the end point where we like, oh no think that's that's poorly I like the point when we like oh no We're fine and humiliating if it's an alcohol fire like the temperature on an alcohol fire is lower than a like a wood fire So you can never set me on fire to a degree guys where I'd be like this is acceptable I mean and how do they know? They don't know about this. They don't know that they're on fire. They just think they have like some sort of genital problem.

That would freak you to stop burning. The burning. That would seriously freak you out. If you were like, I'm on fire, but I can't see it. Yeah, what's wrong with you? What if it was like just your head as well? You wouldn't be able to, well, you wouldn't miss it anyway.

That's what you're saying. So we comment, right? I also, I've talked about this in my journal. I don't know if I've ever discussed in the podcast you my least favorite thing on the internet is videos of people who intentionally set themselves on fire Oh, I hate that. Oh, it's just horror. I have people who are trapped before just never do that I never said I do that the kid all the time. Oh, Nathan did it for a video when he was in high school Oh, it's head was on fire said it's head on fire in a paper bag Oh my god

Oh, it's head was on fire. He said it's head on fire in a paper bag. Oh my god. It's just it can go wrong so quick. Yeah, and you just you just pick it how dangerous fire is Every single one of the fire videos. It's the same thing where it's like Everything's under control. Everything's under control. Oh, maybe it's not everything's everything that I control. Yeah, it just goes to like I'm Scott for life. Yeah, I mean it's just like Brutally scarred manageable manageable manageable completely. I mean it's also there's just like brutally scarred. Manageable, manageable, manageable, completely. It's also there's something instinctual in people that you can't fight where if you're on fire, after a certain point, you just panic. You just like, and you can't fight that panic.

You forget stop dropping a roll. You're like, I'm gonna outrun this fucking fire. Yeah, what are you doing? Where are you going now? They run away from people with fire extinguishers. They just run. Yeah, unless you're your thick quang duck the Duck the um go on the monk who set himself on fire just like oh

Yeah, that's that's crazy. We did not panic. You just melt it That's fucking crazy. That's a fucking downer. Thanks people who said themselves on fire for protests It's just there's somebody who's done that like in the last two years, I think yeah There's a guy in LA who did that and it was horrible because it was one of it was like car chase sort of situations. In LA if there's a car chase, you can have seven news helicopters above you

and they cut off everything. It's on every channel and Los Angeles. There was a guy who went up on an overpass and was, I can't remember who's trying to make a statement about how healthcare is all messed up or whatever and let himself on fire. overpass and was, I can't remember who's trying to make a statement about health health care is all messed up or ever and and let himself on fire and it was on live TV on every network. Oh my God. Yeah, and it was sort of it. It got horrible. You could see he's like, oh, I'm gonna let myself on fire and it turned into, oh dear God,

why did I do that? You know, and then they cut to the anchors and the anchors are like, oh, yeah. So we apologize. you had to see that what the That's that moment where they cut back to the newsroom and you all you're looking at is the anchors just going yeah so It shouldn't cut straight back to their face. That's gonna be that's gonna be a couple of seconds of buffer there Yeah, that's gonna be weird. I love those like the car chases in the US on UK TV There's always like world's craziest car It's like narrated by that American dude And it's always like it's like yes like Texas come and sometimes

They'll go like Oxfordshire England and it's the lame is like Like a car overtaking a tractor on a on a bend is like and then cut straight back to America What's cuz you got a bar is we have no good conscience because you guys have guns You know you talked about a questionable content on TV and That made me think about the Super Bowl I know we didn't talk too much about it, but you know there was that whole thing where I guess that singer like flipped off the camera Oh, yeah, and I didn't even notice it when it had my head. Yeah, but the thing I noticed was that like two second nose Am I like two seconds later? The entire screen got blurry. I guess you didn't watch a super bowl

I saw the clip and they they obviously tried to delay yeah And it's like they just missed it. Yeah, they missed it like they still hit the button But they missed it and like two seconds later the entire that's what I noticed the entire screen got fuzzy You know it's funny It's got to the point where in the past is like if you do something like like that It would be like oh, why did you do that? Now You're in trouble your lose a sponsorship now if you're celebrity It's almost your job just to like because that's gonna get you more money That's gonna get you more sponsorships. That's gonna give you more popularity. Mm-hmm. It's gonna get you mentioned more

It's just drop-trow dude Everyone should drop try to obviously thought about people doing it if they built in that delayed But didn't build it in right like what did they just did they just, they just, the guy obviously just missed it. It was like, what, you know, can't do it in time. I'm sure it's in the controllers on the goes. Did she just fall off the camera? I think she did. She did.

No, you did. So infrequently, they didn't remember where the button was. I have to say, I'm a little, or maybe they caught a second thing she did that was really obscene. Maybe she's had a fun on the show. Drop, drop. You know, it's, you know what's upsetting, Joel, is I feel like now we're beyond the era of the sex tape, where it was like everyone who was hot and famous had a sex tape.

So what's next, the snuff film? Well, we're done with that. Somehow we've come back from that. We've, you know, what do you mean? Yeah, like the snuff film, next to the next scene. Scandal, Rob Lowe murdered someone on tape. Well, it was like, we went to an era where Parrish Heldon had a sex tape. Then everybody had a sex tape.

Why Rob Lowe? You know what I'm saying? Like I thought of Rob L it rub look's yet he had like he was one of the first sex takes kind of like back into the late 80s Yeah, that's that was like it was early early on yeah, no one remembers that one I was like on a beta camera or something and then Before the panel Anderson. Yeah, she was the one that laid the groundwork probably yeah Pam Anderson was like one of the most famous hot women in the world Now it's like just doesn't happen now. He's too smart like we didn't know they went through the learning curve Yeah, and it's also I guess the fact that there are cameras everywhere now and people are starting to like wake up to that fact Yeah, it seems like though the new thing is now is is

Cell phone self shots are the thing we get now just wait till my sex tape hits It's awesome. Did you see that photo that sclett Johansson? They said it was stolen from her phone. Oh, the bottle shot. Oh my God. Dear Lord. I didn't think it was I thought it was all right. You are. Listen to me. We need to we need to get you to see a professional. If you think that's okay. Maybe we're looking at different. No. We're looking at the same thing. We're looking at Scarlett Johansson's butt. Like hair. What? That hair sticking out of it. Oh my gosh. I thought it was a muppet.

Joel, you should offer service where if women feel confident about themselves and they want another one thing about them that's wrong, do you come back? No matter how confident anybody is is in the back of their mind They're still like there's this one thing about me that bothers me. Yeah, and Joel I'm sure you can find out on anybody and be like oh there it is and then every that person will just burst Since I have a million problems and I have a million problems. I can I can point them out to other people because I live with it every day Well, am I dealing with them? What would you say about me right now? Well, mainly I can see your nipples through your shirt is probably like that was just a European little cold in here. Go ahead and cut that little nipple.

Oh, dear. I'm looking at Charlotte Johansson's like, you're gonna see fur. That's wrong with you. Scarlett, they blur that. Yo, do you remember just clicking on the button a few minutes too late? Do you remember what you did to me on my last day in the office last time? I what did I do this this something I figured out I might attack I've I can't tell when I've offended Joel because this happened I we were talking about Halo 2 Joel used to have a game that he always used to play on Halo 2 called funnions and it was it was crap It was a free rate. It was everyone everyone. I'd let brute shots

I based a video on that I mean came up with a lame game to call blindfolds based on funnions Basically anyone who ever played that game loved it It was so I'd like join joy see what Joel's playing. He's playing with like 16 people. It's mental I was like so I insulted funnions Joel then just went left left the room and about four hours later Came back into the back room Where I was working tipped me off my chair put the chair on top of me got another chair and put that on top of me and then I made for a great photo. Yeah, you took a picture of that is like never insult funnions. That's a thing I love about Never insult funnions. That's a thing I love and hate about Halo is like since everyone can create game types Every single person you know has like this game type that they love and hate about Halo is like since everyone could create game types every single person you know has

Like this game type that they love and they think is awesome and they when you have to go up party with them And you play like oh no not funnions or oh no not whatever the bullshit. This is everyone moves at 300% speed except when you spawn you move at 25% speed You know, it's funny because when I was in Halo 2 and even Halo 3 there was never a game That someone brought to the table that I didn't enjoy. I almost enjoyed ever. I mean really I 3 there was never a game that someone brought to the table that I didn't enjoy I Almost enjoyed ever. I mean really I mean there was some great game. Well you like funnions Even the snack onions is terrible. No, I mean even like the snack Because the title is shut your mouth. I've had a picture look at this picture Where that did you get that picture from never seen that picture? That's a good picture. That's much better than the picture you're thinking about.

Oh, that's a good picture. That's a good picture. See, that's a good picture. The other one's fantastic too. Yeah, I have that. You can link that picture. Yeah, I will link that. Please. No, not that picture. The Gavin, the Gavin picture. Oh, I don't care about that. I care about this one more now. That's a better picture. That's a better picture. Then Joel is looking so intense. Didn't Joel make a journal about his or like post the photo of you being under all of

the sudden everything. It was literally like the last thing I did in the office was get tipped over. It turned out to be a heat. It turned out perfect. I like actually be a photographer. All you see is like a pilot furniture and at the bottom of the furniture. It was like beaty little eyes. It was like a Gavin Kedamari.

Yeah. That's funny. Yeah, and the picture you're talking about, the picture you're talking about. It was the cell phone, the cell phone. Is this picture? Is this picture? No.

That's from a picture you were talking about. That's from Lost in Translation. Yeah, that's Lost in Translation. Yeah, damn it. I just had Lost in Translation, yo. Yo. I never saw that. I have literally got lost in looking at images

to call it your answer. Why? That is why. Yeah, you can read. I was showing you yet, but this week's animated adventure has a bit where I dreamt that we recorded the podcast, and you weren't talking because you had to fart. There's one of the RTAs that has you farting in it.

What is that from? Oh, I don't think that ever happened. I think you just invented that yeah Swing on that don't take liberty's George Let's be real here. I feel bad that when he was on the podcast I should have prodded him into more stuff and then that way there could have been an interesting Wait, he played that he got he got shy. Yeah, even even when Even we pointed out the story that Bernie was mean to him. Yeah, Bernie was clearly in the wrong and I could have been a really but he just he was just like. Yeah.

He gets he gets he wants to listen to us make fools of ourselves. I mean, why would you want to come in and make a fool of himself? Hey, Gavin. He was secretly scared that Bernie was going to car accident with him. Hey, Bernie. Why do British people talk to their breakfast the way that other people talk to be? What are you talking about? Why do people talk to you about? What? I know the reason. British people talk about breakfast the way that other people talk about babies. They use baby talk when they talk about breakfast.

Why is that? What are you talking about? The reason why. Uh, the reason why. Cocoa pop. The reason why is they're trying to. Do you really eat cocoa pops? What's wrong with that? The reason why cocoa pop the reason why is they're trying to Well, it's just like I would expect you to eat like corn flakes baked beans. Yeah, they're trying to nourish their breakfast It's something that actually tastes good like bean cereal. Have you ever ordered?

Gus have you what's the story with the half tomato? What's it in breakfast and mushrooms? What's the story with the half tomato? What's it in breakfast and mushrooms? You guys just get a tomato you slice it half It's like breakfast because what happens? It was trickle all over the plate and give everything a little tang. It's good. It's good Don't fight it now tang see this is a country that doesn't have a jalapeno Speaking of why can we do drink tang anymore? What does it mean? So tang does this NASA canceled the shuttle?

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Yeah, like other people talk to babies. And Gavin was with me when we went to Sweden when we went to go visit Mojang, the guy's in big Minecraft. How was that? I thought it was a very cool trip. Let's get your perspective on it. We met notch Uh-huh. It's just a chilled dude. Just as me super easy going We were just we spent like the whole day there Yeah, and we just like look. We're gonna get out of here. We're gonna leave you's like no No, I'm gonna hang out hang out. Have fun

And I didn't really get the impression that they were trying to get rid of us at any point. No, it was nice How many how many guys were at that office? I think it was quite data. There was only about seven. Eight if that. If that, yeah. We all went and got lunched as well. Yeah, they're like super nice guys. We went to get lunch and we ordered and they're like, we're talking about.

We tried to order a Croc misuera, which is a grilled ham and cheese sandwich. So France, a croc of sandwich. And then it was, you were in Sweden. Yeah, Stockholm. I don't even know what language they speak there. Swedish. Yeah, they don't have the- They don't speak English. Everyone speaks English. Yeah, because they're more educated over there. They have the corona.

They have the corona. No, they speak English because they know what's good for them. They know. That was when we were organizing a- It isn't based on the size of a sandwich. So you try to order a crore- A crore- And it's like, there's like, no, that's not-

It's like literally on the menu where they're picture of it. And we had an order. And we had a crore- They have a crore- No, they speak English because they know what's good for them. They know. That was when we were organizing a- It isn't based on the size of a sandwich. So you tried to order a croat with sugar. And it's like, no, that's not. It's literally on the menu where they're picture of it. And we had order as what toast, right?

Yeah, it was just toast, but it was actually a toast to sandwich. Do you remember? It was a toasty. No, it was just a toast. I'll have toast. It's toast is bread with ham and cheese grilled. What? I don't know.

So they speak English, but they don't quite have it. They're on 100%. They're not entirely vaccinated. entirely committed general ideas ready, but that's about it. Maybe their idea toast is better than that sounds like a superb toast There's a sense better than our toast. They have some great names for food there I remember you had some chickie bits at some point. I did a chickie and then you had a noga which is really good I had a nougat and then I had a loot fisk With rape seed oil, which they don't. Do you know what rape seed oil is in America?

Yeah, canola. Canola, right? Yeah, that's a lot of the yellow stuff. Yeah, everything we ate there was white. I had a whole one time I ate dinner and it was the plate was white and everything on the plate was white. Was it invisible like the alcohol fire? Like you couldn't see your food, you just kind of stick your fork on the plate I ate my napkin it was it tasted fine so Whitney Houston's dead yeah I saw a great headline about that or a terrible headline what you said you're gonna

smile so it can't be that terrible the kick failed to wake Whitney Houston up the kick oh because of inception do you know she was what how she died oh no she was in a bad turret oh shit that's terrible who wrote that because I think it's a what we're telling her to do oh my god she died in a bathtub huh yeah I guess she was she had taken all the speculations I mean if you're gonna die would you rather be in a bathtub or on fire with something? Yeah, she had taken some pills and then Fallen basically falling asleep backwards into the tub. We had submerged feet out people need to still medicate themselves that sucks Now people are just gonna stop taking baths. We were talking about fucking

He's back. Don't say don't say that to your baths are the fucking worst You're sitting in shit water Uh-oh, I don't know what you are. What are you doing in your bath? Yeah, really any water that touches my ass? I don't want it like Fucking worst you're sitting in shit water Yeah, any any water that touches my ass. I don't want it like Because it's like I'm smelling air that's been in Bernie's If I could stop smelling the air and stop smelling Bernie's ass particles in my nose Why are you guys talking about me? I didn't do it.

I'm just sitting here. You're the one with the problem with the butt water. It's crazy. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, why don't you go swimming anymore? Like, I want to avoid all of that. It's some point in that. It's some point, you guys.

It's some point. What? It's some point you just got to say, fuck it. I live a little bit. Come on. I mean, yeah. What's your obsession with butts? Do you, you're gonna let butts rule your life? I mean, you're fear of butts.

But if your butts dominates it, every life decision I have. Let me ask you this question. Are you one of those guys who's also overly concerned about his balls in the shower? Like, for instance, do you, I know guys like this are pretty- I don't think so, but go ahead. They're concerned like when they get out of the shower in what order they dry their body because they don't want to dry their body with a towel. They want to

rather face with a towel that they use to dry their balls. But my bowl is a squeaky clean. Alright, me too. That's my logic here. If you started, I love my balls. My balls are all the way down. I hope to get them in an art to say. No, see he's got the problem. He's got the problem. He just said it. He has a system for drawing his body. If he uses the same towel again the next day, right? You don't like me. You instantly put the towel in the dirty clothes. Burn them. And then I rewoven the term woven. I reweave new towels every day.

I think you'll do you have when you get out of the shower, Joel, let's put the picture in everyone's head. You're wet, you're naked. You have a towel in your hand. Do you have to dry your body in a certain direction? Are you just saying so? John Matthews, does he does it? He's saying in theory, I'm asking him in practice, does he do this? You know, it's like, no, answer the question. What else is in Ellen's school? Answer the question.

You know, you get on the bus and everyone's like talking, talking, talking, talking, talking, really loudly. And then like for some whatever reason, there's like a gap and all of a sudden, it becomes like dead silent and People were like oh, where's your where's your friend? Where's John? I was like oh John Has raging diarrhea and it's like you say that at the very moment or it rolls and then you know Everyone on that bus is thinking of John and him having raging diarrhea now I don't want to start painting pictures of Joel I'm curious. You're gonna go deal with his balls every morning

See this gonna. I'm asking you in the most innocuous generic way possible reaching when you The shower and you dry do you dry in a shirt? I'm asking what order? I'm actually in a certain order Do you do you have a routine for drying and is it important to you? Well, you use a tab. The tab is the most important part and it's like, um, this is not gonna go. I don't like where this is going. Okay, I just admitted to my hatred of butts and I put that out there and I don't care. Gus is obsessed with butts. I don't hate Scarlett Johansson's butt, but I can't find that. You're smelling, you're smelling air that's been biased. Yes, and that butt right now that that turns me on.

So Whitney Houston died, you know, Edad James died. Did you see the horrible thing with Christina Aguilare? Who's Edad James, she's saying that last. Yeah. Did you ever see the photos from Edad James, she's here where the regular singing. Yeah. Oh, so embarrassing.

Yeah. Did she dress up like a, no, no, no, no. The chair angular was singing. Uh-uh. Oh, so embarrassing. Yeah. Did she dress up like a, no, no, no. Do you have a, a drying system, Bernie? What's your drying system? I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck.

I dry my own. I dry my own system. Bernie's drying system is that he leaves the car on. Do you have a drying system, Gav? Shake it and then just go all over. Shake it and go all over. That's how it takes a piss. I know.

Yeah. Do you reuse towels? Or do you get like a clean lot every day? Oh, no, no, maybe so it wants a week. Yeah me too and I don't care You know which I use first. I don't remember Wow Speaking of what's her drawing system? I just showed him the picture of Christina Aguilera singing at the James's funeral and Aguilera is singing and there is red fluid running down the inside of her leg. It's probably not methanol out of the bottom of her dress, which is obviously an embarrassing situation for anyone. Did you read the official Christiane Aguilar camp release? Tanneing solution or tanneing itself tanne.

It's what she put it up there for. You got to get an undercoat. Otherwise, it'll just rust right up Speaking of um, I mean why why why can we not dust? Why can we not just say who's who's calling who's calling that out? I know who's calling that well, apparently we are we're talking about it on the butt Well, we're talking about I'm talking about it because I'm not I don't care about her situation But it's like who who's I don know. Why can't people just go? I'm a human being. But you know, I don't think any less of Christina Aguilera. Not. I don't care. I think nothing less. Do you see the picture? Yeah, I see the picture. You know, I for some reason, I guess when I saw

your MacBook Air and maybe think about this, I read the other, you know, Apple obviously outsources factories to make their products. Yes. And I guess they, they've been leaning very heavily on one of the factories that produces that MacBook Air because I guess they were, that same factory was also producing a very similar compact laptop for ASUS. Uh-oh. And Apple told them, you can either make the one for them or you can make the one for us, but you can't make both. That's, so they, I think that's a smart move in the park. They dumped the ace's contract How come everything Apple does is smart and everything that everyone else does is anti-competitive Because they have leveraged well, I've invented that well, I guess so I mean, but it's like why why does app Apple have this like free pass that the stuff They do is marketing yeah, right cuz they do we talked about this before like a long time ago

We talked about this you know where it's like other companies are evil because they're large But Apple's innovative depending on where you'll from though you get different voice with Siri and the English one Yeah, you can change it your settings. Oh, yeah, the English one is a guy and he did the English one is a guy Yeah, the English one is a guy and he did the voice on the weakest link. So he goes like, you have the weakest link here. Do you? Yeah, we have it. He's like, you're wrong.

He's a link in this round blah blah. So he does all that and he recorded all the like voice, the text, the speech voice for some other company who were then acquired by another company and then Apple acquired that and he was being interviewed because he was the voice of Siri and Apple like, you can't talk about that. Like, you can't, we can't have a face behind the voice blah, blah. And he was like, I don't work for Apple. I was never employed by Apple. I can talk, you know, I can say whatever I want. But they were like really serious about it. They were like trying to get into shut up about talking, talking about when you called it.

I mean, the tickets, like steps, how do they? Well, they can't because he never worked for Apple. And he was employed. Well, I mean, if you have a lot of money you can do whatever you want I guess sir you just throw it but he was like I instigate about how he did it over like you know a few weeks and gets record certain sayings and certain sounds and stuff like that certain sounds yeah well think about it every word is made up like of only there's only like so many different sounds I guess I guess you make yeah alphabetsetic alphabet. Phone names or phonomes or something like that. I think it's what they're called.

Yes, not us. Phony. I think there's only like 40 in English. I mean, really the whole world switched over to the phonetic alphabet. Everything would be a lot easier. What is the phonetic alphabet? It's, it's, please.

I'm very curious now. You've intrigued me. No, it's on there. I'm gonna look it up here the phonetic So while Gull while Jola desperately tries to cover I mean I saw a photo that was showed the lasting impact of Apple and what they've done especially the iPhone It was the image of cell phones before the iPhone and cell phones after the iPhone look at this photo guys I'll have to link this that amazing

Look at this photo guys, I shall have to link this. Isn't that amazing? That's amazing. Oh god, yeah. That's amazing. I mean, I recognize all the old phones and it's like now after the iPhone, everything is a black rectangle. What was it? You guys had those, you guys carried around a phone. Psychics? The psychics. You guys love the psychics and that's so...

Yeah, I feel like flip it open. I've never seen a screen come out like the psychics. It's like swung out. Yeah, I feel like I flip it open. I've never seen a screen come out like the psychic data. It's like swung out. Yeah I was said on the bill.com site. How the fuck did you Like your reference Don't as what the IPA. Oh, okay. It is I know what that is It's like when you see stuff in Wikipedia that they'll always have the pronunciation using that That system. It's quite I used to know how to read that, I don't know anymore.

I've lost knowledge. Do you find that you've just, you used to know stuff really well and it just goes like I did five years of German at school. I don't know any German. I lived in Germany. I could barely speak German. And I could get by at the time and now I only remember shit. De Katzer is Uber, De Schloss.

No, no I didn't. I thought you said you couldn't speak German. Icatza is uberdischlos. No, I didn't. I thought you said you couldn't speak German. I can say the cat is over the castle. I did recognize the cat. What is it? Okay. So I feel like for some reason,

anytime someone like wants to like say something in Spanish, or jokingly say something in Spanish, they always go with pants. Is there like a German word that everyone just like is always like, here's my default German word that I know. Invade. Mine copped. I say copped. Wait, what are you saying with pants? Is there like a German word that everyone just like as I was like here's my default German worth yes invade mine cop I say cop wait what are you saying with? What is that like whenever people like want to say something in Spanish or think they want to be funny They always go to like like pantalones and it's really really say that because the word in French is from

Modge is cheese. Yeah, that's right. I think that's because of Dexter's laboratory the omelette No, yeah, I still see Martin made the joke about for Modge like in one of his early comedy hours. Oh really? Like a like a butch getting a boot with cheese on it and shoving it down my throat. It's like that's like that's like the comedy word in French is cheese. Yeah, so like what's like I guess is there no comedy word in German? Shiza! There are no comedy words in German. I love nothing most. The most romantic sentence could just sound

My not that is what yeah, it's ugly. Yeah, very glottal Glottal glottal is that a panic word? Yeah, you need but Dina House of Goblin. I Love your homework You know a lot of German. I guess I still coming back in a little You know a lot of German. I guess I so coming back in a little If you ever need a nonsense German sentence Gavin's your guy I'm gonna try to I'm gonna try to say I love your homework and friend. I wish fine. Chin You know we did you know we discovered is that Mikey the achievement hunter Mikey He can do the movie guy voice which one you talk about age Michael or age Mike who is now in the office?

They need to change that well. This is confused. That's too confused What are we going to age Mike and tell him to come say hello on the podcast? Yeah, forget him go here. I'll go out to out in Michael and tell him to send in Mike There's too many mics here, so the other guy the other guy is This is I don't even know who you're talking about I was so I was so people the only who does the movie voice who does the movie voice? Um rage quit rage quit. Please call him Oh, yeah, we uh, in the when you call him that's this thing. I know I love it. What do we can we start calling you son? Oh What do we call him? What join I

Try to translate happy Valentine's day here to German and translate a happy happy Happy in the thug it as happy as Hugg. Happy German for happy? I guess so. There's a lot of words that are English. You just say them differently. Super. Super. Oh. Thank you. Is there anything you mean now?

Super. So. Who walked up? Hey, so age Mike's in the joint service. You want to see one of the one of the one of the stupidest trips I've ever had is one just Gavin and I sure Gavin and I went to Amsterdam and we spent our whole time doing our shitty Swedish or Swedish judge acts of a bodish to bodish to I don't go. Everyone sound like the muppet.

You know, the bus. We just go sound like you're crying. No, because we're in the Netherlands. It's the same region. Do you want some of us? Sweden is the in the Netherlands. It's the same region It's they're all in the north west part of Europe. They're all up there all crammed up there God what's up there? There's Finland and there's

I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna get through this. It's no way yeah It's like Finland Yeah. It's like Finland Norway, Denmark, just all the cold ones. All the cold, there's little things. They look like, uh, but where's the Netherlands in relation to them? The Netherlands in relation to them. Like what's no, okay, the Netherlands are south of them, but I think they're south west of them.

You're right. You're okay. You're there. You're getting close. I feel like I'm on that show that we do. We're an interviewer. Yeah. I'm not bad at geography. Yeah. Well, I'm not bad.

No, no. I'm good at your. Okay. What is next order than Netherlands then? People in snow. What's another name for the Netherlands? What's another name for the Netherlands? Yeah, it has another name, a name for years. I thought that was a different region. No, I know the set.

There's a region. Another name for the Netherlands. A very famous name. And most people, a lot of people knew the country as this for years. Yeah, I mean, I was taught that it was cool what you'll say Yeah, I don't remember Holland. That's right. I've been there I love their sauce. It's Northwest of Scandinavia. I think it's because in the Northwest part of Europe wouldn't wouldn't shoot you can

It is in the Northwest part of your why are you repeating that like it's wrong? What is fucking happening with you guys? Why are you repeating that like it's wrong? What is fucking happening with you guys? I'm fucking crazy. So Gavin and I went from we went from Breida Netherlands to Antwerp Belgium That was fun. We had a taxi cab driver who stuck with his all day and ate ribs What yeah, his name was Yankeesh. We went we also went something like Cathedral that took 800 years to build or something. We walked through a back alley. What's the great smelling alley?

There was a one by one square meter area that was the best smelling place on the planet. We walked through and everyone sort of went, that's milk. Great. And then we were just stood there like, it's the best smelly alley. That's a story here.

I've written the word, it came from. It was like waffles with it was like, Nilla, it was like a golden, was this in Belgium? Yeah. and it was in a back disgusting alley And it was this it was like like a beam from heaven built in waffles Oh, my god, there's no better smell than the Belgium waffles From about Bobby went into a half the building was taken up by that huge machine that played music It's awful. I

When I was in Belgium like I got there on the train station And I was like walking out of the train station that a fucking bending machine there. I'm not shitting you. I wish I'd taken a picture of it the entire vending machine was filled with waffles really it was like shrink wrapped individually You know package waffles in a vending machine in the fucking train station you had me a lot of those Hey, let's say hey to a h mic h mic get up here. Hi. Hey, so why are you here and what do you do? Who are you? Yeah, literally who are you because I've never okay?, I'm a little bit. This is Joel, by the way, Joel, this mic. Nice to meet you. So, A H-H-H-H-H-H-Mike has joined us from Canada.

Canada, yeah. We'll come down. Up in Alberta. Do we hire anyone in this company in the United States? No, pretty much no. Okay. It's cheaper to export or import people from other countries. Get up on that mic. Get up on that mic. It's your friend. Okay, it's cheapy to export or people from other countries. Get up on that mic. Get up the fucking it's your friend. Okay, so H my how long you

with us? I'm here for three weeks. You're here for three weeks with the winner. Yeah, he's getting college credit for being here. Is it really? College? Yeah, um, say, do they, do they know about us? Have they heard this podcast? Because you're about to lose your credit. I don't think they know anything I was just like oh Clearly I was just like yeah, I got an internship down at a United States company and they're like sweet Just go for it like cool. Now. It's our official corporate policy. We say company. I'm say with the airco thing I think company company. Yeah, how much how much credits do you get for this? It's just kind of like part of my main course

So it's just what is your main course new media production new media production. Yeah, they didn't have that when I went to school That's a new no I just say before we've been called multimedia before it was old media production And our day that was the study of slide projectors So it's changed a little bit like now there'll be a social media one in a couple years. Like people will study the philosophy. Yeah, no, it's Twitter. Yeah, I'll be like Facebook and stuff like that. Economic impacts of Twitter and Facebook. Do you remember when CD Rom drives first started coming out

in desktop computers that they would rate them? Like, oh, that's a multimedia class one PC. Or, oh, that's a multimedia class two PC. They were based on the read speed and the throughput that you could get off of a fucking CD Rom drive. I remember there was one X, two X, four X. And then they went nuts. Then it was like one X, two X, four X, 32.

64. Yeah, it was a big leap in X technology. Yeah. For reading from CD. They could have milked that market for years more. There was a lot more X as they could have put in there. They were fucking straight for 64. All I gotta say is, look, I put in a fucking blue-ray disc.

It takes 45 minutes to load a scene, you know I don't know what we've lost a step somewhere. I know why blue raid this takes so long to load, but they do Yeah, not worth it. Oh, so TV is take longer to change channel than they used to ever Everything's it's like everything's worse. There's like delays in all new technology. There's more delays between There is and it's annoying. It's sell more Reese's peanut butter guns In all new technology, there's more delays between this and it's annoying. It's the Selmore Reese's peanut butter gums. That's what it is. That's what it is.

Barbara brought in a Reese's heart for Valentine's Day. Delicious. It looked like a scrotum. Delicious scrotum. Don't leave out the best adjectives. She tried it last. It was the best scrotum I've had today. I don't want to commit to any like major thing here.

So yeah. It's still early in the day. It is. So you gave it a call. Credit. Did you wash them first? I tried them in a specific corner. I did a good job. I tried to get this right here. Purdue's talking about scrotums. Yeah, pretty much. I dry left to right. How many hours? How many hours? Did we talk about this?

How many hours? You said it's part of the men course. I need a minimum of like a hundred hours or something. So you need a minimum of a hundred hours. What's the conversion rate? Is it Canadian hour the same as American hour? I hundred hours or something. So you need a minimum of a hundred hours What's the conversion rate as a Canadian hour the same as an American hour? I think so. Yeah, okay Do you have grades at your school? Yeah, okay? What are you a junior? What's your deal? Are you first year second year second? It's a two-year program So I graduate in April well their systems way more efficient than I sounds really cool to me Yeah, yeah, they've done it two years and the second year is only talking about scrotums

really cool to me. Yeah, they've only two years and the second year is only talking about scrotums. Yeah, three video games. That's all it is. Second year you leave the country. Go work for a company. It's a real, at least a real education. I didn't learn either of those things. That's all I did. Yeah, you're, you're, you're, you're, wait a minute, you're teacher thought cats could see molecules. So, cats could see molecules. You missed any of this in an earlier discussion. All right, well, AH Mike, welcome. We hope you enjoyed here. Not too much. We hope you start off enjoying it. And then slowly we beat the enjoyment out of you. You leave and you're like, I never want to come back. Yes, that's the dream. That is the dream for us at least. It is. So welcome, bud. And he talked about it being part of his main course. So where are we eating for lunch? I have not been able to think about anything since it's a word, main course, besides what I'm

going to eat. It's just the croque maceur, man. I've been fucking toast. I want one of those. You can kill me to tell me. Where can we get one of those around here? I'm gonna eat. This is the croque maceur, man. I've been fucking toast. I want one of those. You can kill me to tell you. What could we get one of those around here? I'm gonna go somewhere where you can leave your engine on while reading. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you don't, you don't put yourself to sleep when you eat. Stupid. I want to say something else.

I locked my keys in my car. How do you like that? All the time. That's convenient. I gotta say, I do like the fact that you do that. I'm afraid to say it because I've never done that I've never locked no I do it intentionally. Oh, uh-huh. Yeah, fuck it. Why? Yeah, so like if I need to borrow Bernie's car I don't need to go find him. I'm just like oh, I'll just like I know the code to open the door

I know where your keys are my keys are my key. I can just I can just take it. I didn't realize there was a code associated Mm-hmm with this. Yeah, my card does not have the code technology. I'm the model officially I just I just turn off my turn off my truck throw my keys and shut the door like There was a code associated with this. My card does not have the code technology. I'm the model of fishing. I just turn off my truck, throw my keys, and shut the door. Like a fucking boss and I'm gone. Door's locked and I would be like, And you don't have to carry keys around. No, nothing.

I don't. Yeah, I hate to, because I'm to the point where it's just like the key inventory, I'm carrying around in my pocket, is getting a little, you know, it's a pain in the ass. Yeah, I just reduced my number because I hate keys. I want to get rid of them. Why can't my iPhone do that? Yeah just reduced my number because I hate keys. I want to get rid of them. Yeah. Why can't my iPhone do that?

Yeah. So here's something I hate about women. That's where the podcast is going to get cut off. You know, right? I don't like that. That's the end. I have, I have, I'm down to three items. I have a phone, I have a wallet, under protest, I have a wallet.

I'm getting rid of that thing as soon as I can. And I have keys, right? And when I stand up, I do this. I'm sure you just have to say, Pat, Pat. Yes, I do. I got it all. A guy has a pat he does where he pats himself and he knows and it's like, then you can panic. You're like, whoa, I need to get a lump. Where's the thing? I'm missing my one of my things. I'll go lump. I try to do it. Try it left to right. But women have these sacks that

they carry with them everywhere that are filled with stuff. Just I don't know what it is. More importantly, they're not filled with what they need. Ever or it's buried, it's like a dimensional coal portal that's like, it's horrible shit in there. How do you live like that? How do you live like that? You know, men get a bad rap because you said this years ago and it was sort of like, oh my god, he was right.

You know, men are marketed as being really messy and dirty. And men are not messy and dirty. And men are not messy and dirty. Women are filthy. No, I mean, they are just like every just piles of clothes and they're on the floor and just like, you just stop hanging from stuff and just they generate, they generate a lot of, I take the garbage out a lot more. Could you get rid of it? You get out of your life. When I'm, I have to be careful here. No, you don't. When I'm, no, this is what I'm living, when I'm living by myself, I take the garbage out once every two weeks. I don't generate any garbage. I am efficient and it's like the garbage is packed efficiently and that everything's basically picked up and everything's basically when I'm when that's not the case It's just like I'm taking a garbage like twice a day. I

Mean where I'm with you. I hate having garbage in my house Hey, bringing stuff into my house like as I'm taking garbage I'm like who's going to all the effort to bring all this shit into the house constantly bring it into the house and then you're breathing garbage and garbage Particles are getting in your nose. I once had a girl stay with me and it was like she had a suitcase and like she was there one day and in the very next day like I had an empty room it's just called back. It was a pristine empty room and literally within 12 hours there was the suitcases in the middle of it was like a asteroid hit hit where the suitcases in the middle of room and there's like a perfect circle of just like clothes that had just been thrown from the suitcase it was like it looked like a crater on the moon

that's why women pack so much they want to make sure they have enough to fuck up a hotel room I mean they want to make sure I'm gonna go to a place I'm not familiar with I gotta make sure I have enough stuff to fuck it up All right, we travel on business. Yeah, I mean you got it Gus got down to a science where's like here's my travel bag that has this this this this this this this this this this this I can look like two weeks off that fact You got a, Gus got down to a science where it's like, here's my travel bag that has this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this. And we're all business and we're traveling. It's like, we are like a military delta unit. We are in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're much stuff. And guys, we'll compete with that. Like, if you guys show up to the airport with a check bag, with a bunch of other guys, like, what's wrong with you?

Do we need to talk to you about something? Are you okay? Although, you know what? Koo one time from Pinyorcaid, he messaged me. He went to China with a backpack. Yeah. That was awesome. That was impressive.

Although, you know what, I'm not really complaining. It doesn't really bother me that much. And especially, it's like, it doesn't bother me that much. If a girl wants to bring lots of clothes, I don't have a problem with that. Yeah, happy Valentine's Day. Having the boys at Ruchitia. It's just an observation. This is just an observation. But it's just an observation. It's not a criticism. They have to carry a lot of sort of hygiene. No, and the other thing is that they're not plugged or anything.

No, no, no, no, no. But it's like, in a time you're like, oh, I need a Kleenex. They have a Kleenex. It's probably used. But they have a Kleenex. And it's like, oh, I need an aspirin. They have an aspirin. Do you have to do anything special with your balls, Gavin, since you had your surgery on them?

How do you drive them? Well, I've got a scar. Yeah. That's cool. And you can show that off to chicks. That's going to be the best bar conversation. It feels really good as well. What that's just the scar.

Can you feel it? It will. It looks good for you or does it feel good to have a talk about what happened to my balls on the show. Yes. So you know, your balls got twisted. This is right after you told the story. And then you.

All right. Should we let H. Mike off the hook here? H. Mike, thank you for joining us. Go, go, go. Thanks for having me. You don't need to go in college, man. You don't want to be around for the ball. OK. Come on.

Listen to that. You might get too much college, great. You might graduate while you're sitting here if we have this conversation. Thanks. So I had a condition. It's like the only operation I've ever had. One of my balls twisted round.

It's called torsion. It's testicular torsion. The balls hang on their blood supply. So when they twist, you just starve it of blood. And it was like, it was incredibly painful. Joel looks like he's gonna cry. The thing was it like, it's swelled up, and there was no room for the other one in there.

See what happens is you can twist it in such a way that blood goes in, blood doesn't come out. You can see how this would be a bad situation. The guy that was telling me about it, he was, it was weird, Doctor Man. He paused at all the wrong moments. He was like there are risks in this operation It can result in death Of the testicle Pulse for that wrong death dude

He's probably got the routine worked out at this point where he's like, you know, having bets You know to see if you can you know make the patient pay it pass out or... Didn't you have a super-hunt nurse ahead of you, something, too? I see. I wish... I'll write, no, you pee down a nurse! All right, what? What that weapon was? When you have any sort of issue with your downstairs area,

you're in test. Obviously, first thing you do. So, doctor, give me a cup. This is a guy Dr. Gamiakup, filled it, came back. And then this really hot nurse was feeling my to veg, and she was like cough for me. So, I did. And a little speck of piss fell out the end onto her wrist and like went on her watch. And I just looked, she looked up at me like you should you should have just been like you're claimed and I was just I just looked at I was like I'm so sorry she's like don't worry about it I'm sure you have some interest to my death

that's the fucking best so if I recall correctly they cut open your scroll and it should we be talking about this in the pocket? They untwist in one of your textbooks. So basically one of them, my tube was kinked. They twisted around. One of the balls swore up. The Joel is, but everyone's cringing around me right now. I'm fine.

Look at this. Bernie's loving it with his two hands held out. So he's gripping some theoretical balls. Anyway, so they cut open my scrot, pulled the testicle out, untwisted it, put it back in. Well, they first waited for the blood to flow back to see if it had died or not. I was apparently an hour or so away from losing that testicle. Wow. So, blood came back to it, it went pink again. And I got to say, like, at least you have an English accent, because at least it's sort of like a sophisticated document

So then right so it was survived it survived basically they put it back in yeah, and then they stapled it down to the inside of the Sad so it didn't so it didn't get ever to get it again And just trying to teach you the lesson now do you want to just don't fuck around anymore? Do you want to hear like the next bit of the story? Didn't they put like a wire mesh cage in there too for you? No, they had a net on the outside. I keep going So like a wire mesh cage in there too for you? No, they had a net on the outside. I keep going. So, like they do for pairs. So, this was a... They put a cone around your neck so you wouldn't mess with it. What was there a cone down there? So, okay. So, it was a

general anesthetic. I was completely knocked out for this operation. And I was in so much pain I kept passing out anyways, because they say you are, it was like more nerve endings than childbirth. Why can't we, we need to, I forgot to tell the best part about this story. This happened on Christmas Day and I was dressed as Santa at the time. That's true. It's true. I couldn't put, when it happened I couldn't put my jeans back on, because it was just so swallowing. I went in there in Santa Pasta, where I kind of... Did you have the big black belt? Not that too? No, because that's around the jacket. Anyway, so I had the operation.

It was a general anesthetic. So I was not completely knocked out with an oxygen tube down my throat. So when I woke up... Right, so the tube down my throat. So when I woke up, right, so the tube, there was a tube down my throat, so when I woke up, I don't, I had a really sore throat. There's something wrong with my sugarplums. So sore throat, I had a sore throat. I kept drinking water, but just because I've had such a sore throat. Shut up dude, look, look away. So I was drinking tons and tons of water when I woke up and I went back to sleep.

All of a sudden I desperately needed the toilet so I got up at a bed, disconnected all my drip and stuff. What do you need to disconnect it? You can unclip the tube from the needle. You're not supposed to do that. Would you ever do that? You can't get your tubes. They still may have to do it. Didn't they have a deal where you could just go to the bathroom?

Sometimes we can. Yeah, I mean, I could have dragged a thing where they just show me. So I just came through with that. Do you ever get, if you really need the toilet, you really need it when you're right next to a toilet. I'm going to need one in a minute here. It's a mental thing, yeah.

So like, say I've been walking home from somewhere. Yeah, need a pee. But that's fine. Go in, like the keys in the door, It's like I really damn need a pee right now So I had that going on. I got to the toilet. I was like At that moment of really need to pee. I just remember I had an operation down there So I was like I was like what I just so whipped open my gown My my balls were in a net and my my john Thomas was taped upwards

That's like I'm telling you there are no Just basically just playing practical jokes I'm there is the only reason for the medical profession is to play horrible practical I'm there literally you're in his flowing at this point and I'm looking my guy in the eye So like all of a sudden I'm like God I'm ripping the tape off at this I P I always peed on my face it went like I mean would you rather P on your face or start ripping stitches or whatever they've got going on?

It was just tape. They'd also shave me which to me. I mean if you if you if you if you take a bath It's like being on yourself. So I mean it's not that big of a deal Definitely the most there's panic to pee if I lie. Well, we we need to wrap up. I stand on that I don't know how you can I don't know Yeah, I do want to mention yeah, we'll have more we might have another podcast next week. We'll see Um, I do want to mention RTX ticket sales go live Thursday at 3 p.m. Central time RTX there's a countdown on the RTX event.com website. Yes, and it should be it's 3 p.m. Texas time is A time when people in the UK and Western Europe as well as Australia New Zealand should be, it's 3 PM Texas time is a time when people in the UK and Western Europe,

as well as Australia and New Zealand should be awake if they're not lazy. I'm excited. I think so. And they should all be able to get tickets. They should have stable net parties instead. Yes. Or wake up early parties if they're in Australia. They should make the ticket sales a party in a hotel.

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