Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #156

Episode Date: March 7, 2012

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go to audiblepodcast.com slash rooster teeth I take it to your drug tank baby just for a while you make me dizzy you make me smile I'm so intoxicated with you can't you see baby you've got the key for me and you drug teeth it's a podcast that was that that was the best intro yet who was that like suspiciously good I know it's like that's almost too good. What do you mean by suspiciously good? Like I'm all about that they were higher somebody to make it that's great We want we want higher than you want to make a thing

No, that was that was El Nia on the website. That's El Nia? Yeah, really? So El Nia is a user on her site who also happens to be a... Neurosurgeon, I want to say, or what does she do? No, she's a doctor. She's a solvones. She's a solvones. I think she works on eyes or something.

Yeah, I think it's eyes. Well, how's that in your sense? Neurosurgeon? I don't know what's... I don't know what's in her brain. I don't know what's in her brain. I don't know what's in her brain. I don't know what I don't know what the eyes are right next to the brain. Yeah, they're the gateway to the brain. Just take one out and you're right in. That's exactly right. You know, it's like the door knob to the brain. That's like day one of neurosurgeons. You've got to pop out the eyes. So you can

access there. I just had a flashback to when I was a kid. Gus, did you ever have to help your dad work on a car when you were a kid? Yes. And your job when you're a kid and you're helping your dad work on a car is you hold the light. You are a flexible, movable light stand essentially. Or in a footstool. Or here or the hand me this, hand me that.

That's not a fucking question wrench. God. Of course. It's like, I don't know why I was asked to help when my job was normally to stay the fuck out of the way It's like I can stay the fuck out of the way in the house Why I hear you're staying out of the way because misery loves company god damn when somebody's underneath a car They want you to hold the goddamn light not on my face not on my face Trying to do something fancy like move the light around a lot or like you get like as a kid you get boring stop fidgeting

Like move the light around a lot or like you get like as a kid you get boys not fidgeting As a kid you get self-enomily bored. Should we say who's in this podcast is five of us today? There are five people in the podcast. Your name is a hello. I am Bernie Burns. I am Gavin. I'm Gus Michael and I'm Lindsay Make sure you get right up on that microphone Lindsay now Lindsay Lindsay edits you've never appeared in the podcast before, correct? No, no. Lindsay and you've worked with us for about what?

Six months? Yeah, I started working here, and not as an intern in September, but I began my internship in August. In August, and then started, so you had a one month internship, it sounds like. You know, the first time I saw Lindsay here at the office, I think I had been out of the office think I was working on a commercial and I came back to the office and I walked in one morning and she was sitting at Jack's computer And no idea who the fuck she was Uh-huh, and I think for like the first two weeks she was here I avoided her because I'd never been introduced to her and I didn't know her and I wasn't sure like the first day

I wasn't sure if she was like some weirdo who was just in the office like if should be visiting someone or if she worked here and then it got to the point where it was awkward so I would just avoid her like if I saw her walking around I wouldn't get up and I'd wait till like she cleared the hall and then I'd get up and go to the bathroom or do whatever I needed to do because it just became like this awkward situation I'd know I'd use it and I refused to ask. Guess I thought it was Jack with the sex change this is actually what happened he's still not quite convinced it's okay I'm Lindsay not Jack. not jack Have you received the standing together because I have getting rid of the beard was the hard part Listen, I didn't know you the extra 250 pounds I didn't know you had that much power Lindsay. I would have put that to good use

I would have put you outside my door So they And he's like guess what I'm just like snuck by I'm like the bouncer to Bernie's office I don't know if you guys really wait for Lindsay to leave What was he? He was like socially uncomfortable?? No, it's like I hadn't been introduced I didn't know who she was. I thought that's scary Oh, you should do yourself. You don't talk to people. That's how this company works

It was it was if people talk at you you say yes Yes, yes, and you wait till they go away you go to your corner and you work Yeah, it wasn't don't go fucking finding people to introduce yourself to why would you do that? It's bad enough when people introduce people to you. Michael, you talk to more people than anyone. Yeah, but I want to, but you walk around the place talking to people. That's people already know. I don't go, I need to fucking meet somebody new today. I need to find a new friend. That was because Gus Gus is like, who's that? I'm gonna go meet him and get up and run out there. It's like, oh fuck that. You shut the door. I'm glad someone meet him and get up and run out there. It's like oh fuck that you shut the door

Everybody I once went to sonic Sonic has this really like loads of drive-through lanes, right? Mm-hmm. So Gus like is about to pull up to one and some dude in a truck like comes right beside Gus Like to the one next to him and Gus like god damn it and like reverses out and drives to the one next to him and just like goddamn it and let reverses out and drives to the very And I was like why'd you do that? He's like I don't like go to him. I order Are you serious? I just don't like are you okay? I hate being next to someone at the sign if I ever go to a sonic I find the farthest space I go to the next parking lot sometimes the parking lot over and then I walk over in order and then go get Why are you fucking go to the furthest year on the bathroom that's exactly the high enough how yeah dude leave me alone okay I want my shit fuck off

don't know what I'm saying if I want to get fucking chili and cheese on top of my burger that's my that's my decision I don't want some or if you just want to sell it you're like I just want to sell it so why don't you just have confidence in that why don't you order your tater tots and your chili and your cheese and just don't care what the other person thinks I don't want to be I don't want to be near people I don't want this person are you okay are you okay with the wait staff or do you have to talk in code no it's their job so I feel like it's okay for them because they're being paid right you don't give like baseball signals for, you know, like,

oh, that'd be sweet. I'd be like a regular and you just show up. You just like grab the rim of your baseball hat scratch your nose. I just want to say, this is beyond anti-social. That is like, you shouldn't go to restaurants. You know, I have a problem. You go to restaurant to eat food. That's a talk to people. He's not talking to people Michael. He's changing his position so that other people will be nearby early last year. I admit, this is, this is, oh, I admit to you, it was weird. I had a problem early last year, like January and February, where I could not eat in a restaurant if it was loud. Like, if I went into a restaurant and it was loud, I would just feel sick and I couldn't eat. I'd be like, I gotta go. You know what is she, man? No, but what is the loudest

restaurant, Nostan? The loudest restaurant in Austin. I don't know. Trudies sometimes. Trudies is crazy on the Friday night. Have you ever been one of those restaurants where I don't know what it is? It's like the harmonics in the place. It just seems like it amplifies. Wait a minute.

Tacoba on East 6th. They have like cement floor and like this really weird ceiling. There's bounces all the audio. Like when you set that. Right. Like anyone that's talking it just like gets amplified back and forth. It punches you in the fucking face. floor and like this really weird ceiling just bounces all the audio like when you set that right like anyone That's talking it just like gets amplified back and forth and like punches you in the Yeah, there's a place right by us called galaxy cafe that's the exact same way luckily There's not it does not get filled up all that often but what it does it is maddening and luckily it's right by one of the suburban

Neighborhoods, so there's tons of kids in there all the time to yelling and screaming They're making hell out their voices And that better than a silent restaurant. No, no, no, no, you're talking like I who would move a car Like if they could build a booth around me, so it looked like I was in my own little mini restaurant Yes, I didn't have to look at the server if there was just like a little hole They could shove the way. What if you have like a boot like a restaurant booth in your office like a corner You bring back your lunch and then sit in your booth on booth in your office like a corner. You bring back your lunch and then sit in your booth. Close to have reserved sign for no one else sits there.

What I'm hearing here is that the restaurant you would like the most would be like a medieval prison restaurant. Imagine if I was in prison. Like a dungeon. But you couldn't see me through the bars. It's just a wooden door. Right. Or a door.

It's a total door. There's the slot. Right. You're in the hole. You're in the hole, essentially. Yes. There's a slot. They throw your slot on the floor. You'll scoop it up off the floor I'm gonna do that's really bad. I'm the exact opposite. I like to meet people You would hate to meet me at a restaurant because I will actually

I've been for big Maybe two weeks. I hadn't met Lindsay if I had bumped into her in a fucking restaurant. I might have lost it Thank God you don't go to Sonic. I was already on the shit list for checking a bag at the airport I'm so yeah, that was not okay I'm not sitting Gus anymore Lindsey came to child's play with us and She checked the bag she flew with Gus and the checking a bag. I got gimp. I think it was tiny What was my bag? It was so small. It was a nice little one that could fit under the chair But they made you check it. Yes, guess was not very happy with me

And the best was when I walked on the plane after I'd been had to check it I made eye contact with guys and I swear my heart almost broke with how angry he was at me He was like you never tried to murder someone with just your That's pretty much what happened. I died that day. Didn't she fuck something else up? I didn't fly with you guys Did I? Are you keeping a list? Yeah, never when she spelled your name wrong several times when she first started working here Yeah, she spelled my name be well It's not really her fault because my name is spelled my stuff all but she just kept doing it over and it's her fault Because she did it and me and Carrie sat her down and laid into her about how fucking stew

We're like that's the boss you want to get fucking fired and she's like Oh, it's just a name. It's just a name or she said something stupid like Bernie She's like, oh, it's like 30 minutes. I'm a professor in Bernie. You know spelled that way Well, where you work for him now? Fix your fucking shit check a fucking spelling. Well, I'll next email one out Your name is still selling I should also point out that Lindsay can be spelled lots of different ways And I made sure that I spelled Lindsay correct. Right exactly. It's called doing the homework. Curdacy. Common courtesy. If only is your name anywhere on the website, maybe spelled correctly, which is a scene. Maybe you should put it on there and then you can go make out a little more prominent. Solve the problem next time. I should do that.

I should put it up in the title of my collection. Have you ever met someone whose name is Gus spelled with two S's? I can't say that I have have no. I feel like most of the time I go to a restaurant and put my name on a list, it's Gus with two S's if they write down. You know, maybe they think it's your last name? I don't know. Maybe they know my last name. Oh, it's Gus's. Yeah, there's a weird thing that happens where people will consistently spell something wrong.

Like Griff is a great example. Character name Griff. There's Griff's not a name. I never met anybody named Griff. I've never heard the name Griff before. We started using it for adverse blue. But some people always want to spell it with two F's. I did.

And yeah, they always turn it in with two F's. Or, you know, I read an email. Why do you spell it with one F? I just because I made up the name. It's just Griff. It's almost like, you know, it's just four letters. It seems like he had a, that guy would have a four letter name. The thing too is that there's certain names of

Companies that people will make possessive. I don't know how else to put that like there's a there's a drug store here in America called Eckerd drugs, but everyone calls it records Yeah, and they they Accords drugs. Yeah, and they make records records everybody calls it records And I've we worked for a company where people would always do that too. It's called telling network Everyone would call it telling networks. I have no idea why I have no idea why but they would do that So yeah, I don't like that. There's another one like that too It doesn't

Eckerds, I just did it doesn't exist anymore either right you were they bought my CVS Yeah, they they're all CVS is now got. There's like four companies left in America isn't there. Yeah Yeah, thank God we're still one of them. Yeah, I'll tie as a drink in the US apple Yeah, like an apple appetizer. That's all let's get some apple tizer. It's We're good. Yeah, I don't go around. What is apple tizer? Lindsay? It's definitely an apple based appetizer of some sort. No, I think it doesn't taste good because it's from Britain just saying Carbonated green apple drink. I'm gonna say it is an appetizer as well and it's sliced oranges because they don't know what apples are in England. It's a British apple. Right. So what is an apple tizer?

Apple tizer is just a drink. It's a sparkling apple drink. Yeah. But everyone just calls it apple tizer and nobody calls it apple tizer. It's kind of weird. They just cut it off. Yeah. I don't know why. Yeah, it's like coke. People don't usually call it coke or coke. Yeah, but it's written on the on the can. No, it is. Now it is. Is it really? Yeah, they they adopted it. In fact, when they made new coke, that was called coke.

Is it coke or like diet coke? What I'm saying, regular coke usually still says Coca-Cola. I get this coke now. Does it really? That's terrible. The product was called Coca-Cola and they adopted the name. It was a terrible awful drink. They had a fusion for a while. They actually had McDonald's and Houston that were called Mickey D's.

They actually changed it. Yeah. Wow. Do you remember that? Are you from Houston? No, I have a friend, my old roommate used to live in Kingwood, which is outside of Houston. So she was talking about that because we always called it Mickey D's. And she was like, no, it's called Mickey D's there.

Yeah. There was, I can remember there were signs that said Mickey D's. And like Kentucky Fried Chicken at one point just became KFC. That's what's on their signs now. Right. Are they switching back to Kentucky fried chicken or are they still just KFC? It was that internet rumor that they couldn't call it Kentucky fried chicken anymore. Why? Because it wasn't chicken. It was these formless blobs that were grown in laboratories. It was delicious. It was the stupidest internet urban legend of all time. Except it was true. And they had to change the name of it.

They had to change it into the company because legally, they weren't allowed to call it chicken anymore. They had to change the name of crab sticks because there was no crab in it. Go on. Go on. What the fuck is a crab stick? Really?

It's sliced oranges. LAUGHTER We saw it throw that time where Ben didn't know what a lemon was. He didn't know what color a lemon was. Was it a lemon or a wine? It was a lemon. Yeah, Jeff was like, Ben, you're going to get a lemon. And it was just like, he was like quietly said to me,

what color is a lemon? Holy shit. What does it look like? It's at least I didn't ask you what color an orange was. Did you fuck with him and give him like a grapefruit? I feel like this is it. Look at this. You just go on the internet and check out Lemon Party. Should've given me that.

That'll show you. You can learn all about lemons. Can you put lemon party in a linko? Or is that not? No, I think you should have poured that one. I don't think that you can. So I want to talk a little bit about Mickey D's too, because Lindsey and I shared a moment over Mickey D's. We did. We did. Really? Yeah. Yeah. But first, this podcast is brought to you by Audible.com,

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There you go. Jesus. Hey, take it easy. How do I know that you've seen jaws? You were born like 1994? What were you born? What were you born? 1987.

1987. 1989, baby. 1987. 1989 baby. 1988. I think it was Barbara. You were born in 1960. I was born in the 1970s. But Barbara was talking about being born in 1989 and she's really proud that she's born

in the 1980s that she wasn't born in the 90s because that would be too young. That one year because she was up and fucking active in the 80s. She remembered, she's like, I remember the 80s shit in myself. Getting changed, bottles. Yeah, the size of the 80s are sweet. I pushed her out of the car after she said, but she's young. She has flexible bones. So what's this moment you had at Mickey D's?

So I think it might be a hoax because I went on the McDonald's website. A lot of hoax. I think it is. I hope it's real. So, I think it might be a hoax because I went on the McDonald's website. It's not a hoax. I think it is. I hope it's real. So, they have these things. You wait. You didn't know if these were real? I went to the store to buy some.

I went to McDonald's to buy some last night. I did. And they didn't have them. They looked at me like it's a fucking crazy person. Wait, what are you talking about? It's like I kicked over their mouth bucket. I can't believe the thing you're talking about yet. So they have these things in McDonald's.

They just introduced. They're called Gavin. Do you know what a shamrock shake is? No. First of all, that's a thing they offer to green milkshake They offer McDonald's like only around St. Patrick's Day. Sounds gross. It's tremendous shut up You're from Britain and you think it's fantastic. It's no Apple ties It's still delicious

Anyway, so they do these like runs in McDonald's occasionally where they have special Like what in particular they have that keeps coming back is the mcrib which is a all the mcrib is back pork sandwich that's pressed in the shape of ribs It's really coming back. No, there's no bones It's molded to look like it has bones. Yeah, just impressed me It's just impressed me. Nope. It's awesome. It's fucking amazing. It's like all the hassle. It's incredible. Let's have a chicken that's actually pork.

Yeah, do it. I'll eat it. You squash pork into a roast chicken. It's like beef and a bacon. That kind of thing. That's a camera shake. Wow. That doesn't actually look that bad.

It's good. No, it's good. I think it's mid-flavor. Anyway, so one of the latest products they have is a thing called chicken bite. Which are small people who can't handle an entire nugget They give you just a little bite. It's like a chicken bite tiny little bite. That's it. So you can eat chicken That's probably what yeah, another way to say it by pop culture

What the game called Astersense says totally not popcorn chicken It's been adapted from McDonald's. Yeah. But Lindsay discovered this thing, and she sent it out, that they have this thing called fish bites, which are little tiny fish nuggets, which sounds gross, but that's OK because it sounds amazing.

Sounds like the best thing I've ever wanted to eat in my life. So Lindsay was getting abuse on Twitter for posting about these fish bites. I can take you. Bring on. Yeah. So now on Twitter and the podcast and afterwards So now Lindsay and I are on a quest to find where are these fish bites? And I think she got fooled by a Photoshop and then

No, but it was an advertisement next to Pandora because I was listening while it's editing And that's what popped up and I said holy shit. This looks amazing. Wow. Let's just go to Pandora to get it. Yeah Yes How do you do that do you really she always was why do you think the podcast? Why is the podcast you can see the way forms and then when there's like stopping and starting like if there's something When there's like stopping and starting like if there's something Ghost we know he's brain about a fuck it's slow right now Last mix was the last podcast He did a low level it's like it's drowning out

Just pro of my head my head was editing the podcast was I couldn't do anything else So he's a fucking You evolve. Editing audio. Guys, who's doing the podcast for now? Apparently the fish McBytes are really an article here. Fish McBytes. That's I want to call by. But I'm not pending.

Apparently, fish McBytes have been introduced. To help people get through the Lent because they can't eat meat on Friday. So maybe they only offer fish McBytes on Friday Fish make bites for first report on Tuesday, a day before the start of the Christian season of fasting on Ash Wednesday. It was pictured at a McDonald's branch in your Texas Christian University in Fort Worth, which made strengthen the impression that it was aimed at the faithful who have been denied or who have denied themselves the pleasure of meat on Fridays. So somewhere in the world there is a fish makeBuy as opposed to just getting the fish filet Which they now have a double fish filet which is two fish filets yes on top of each other but usually around length they offer like

Two fish filet sandwiches for cheaper and you just buy two and put them together. Are you Catholic? Yes Okay, so do you want to do you want to describe people who are Catholic? What what is it? No, I don't understand You didn't put in the air quotes that I did when I said yes, okay, so it means my family isn't I don't give a shit Lynn is the period your family my family Michael is raised by my own Catholic so yeah, so his family Where he's safe Aircoats were really great on audio. What's that?

We should have a code whenever someone does it a noise It no it's a voice like you can tell which word I'm aircoating here like Gavin is a very cool guy See you can tell what you're right there. Hey It wasn't Gavin So length is the period between Ash Wednesday and Easter and Which mostly will recognize when Ash Wednesday is, if you're not Catholic by Marty Grauds, Marty Grauds the day before Ash Wednesday.

When are the pancakes? What? What? You're fucking stupid. Please enlighten me on what the pancakes are. You're fucking retarded. You're fucking retarded. Go on.

This should I have Tuesday. No, no, we do have Gavin explain. Yeah. Please explain to me what Lent is. You talk about potato pancakes? What's that? What's your lot cause? Everyone's saying words now. No, explain to me what you talk about potato pancakes. There's a lot Because everyone's saying words now. No, no, what you need to explain with pancakes are your pancakes pancake day Right, right of course we do, but explain it for people don't understand it

Show Tuesday, right. That's when you get the pancakes. Yeah, what kind of pancakes? Yeah, but why is that not a part of Len doesn't learn start then what is the historical significance of trolling Why is that not a part of Len doesn't Len start then what is the historical significance of trope When you eat the pancakes no, I just thought that's when let's start Lent starts on ash Wednesday What's that means? Do you smoke that up? What is it for what what is it? Where's it stand for? Let's all say let's all stay calm. No, I told you I was gonna yell before we're all friends First of all, it's trove Tuesday All right, listen to this

I'll listen to this. What is this? Shrove Tuesday, also known as Pancake Tuesday. I've never heard of this. Is the day preceding Ash Wednesday, the first day of Lent? This is after anyone. Shrove Tuesday, Pancake Tuesday. The air quotes is observed mainly in English speaking countries. Why do they still have a bunch of English speakers? I guess I tell you what you guys are missing out never fucking heard

Everyday what is the tradition you eat pancakes and then you got a church. It's it Look guys like I just I just noticed the day the I eat pancakes So the one day of the year let me tell you what we do the Tuesday before Ash Wednesday in America We take off our shirts and throw beads at each other and then get really really drunk You take off your shirt and throw beads at Gus pancakes are cool pancakes are cool But Marty Grau I think it's a little bit better than trove Now that now the podcast is educational as well. Yeah, that was a Christian thing. Here's what's a necklace Like when Jesus ate the pancakes. The crowd of people, they didn't have enough food for everyone so he made pancakes.

Look at that be I hop. The unknown disciple in Jammima. So I say I'm gonna stick with one tradition. I'm gonna side with Marty Grau over that so then we have Ash Wednesday between Ash Wednesday and Easter supposedly on Friday Christians don't or Catholics, I guess it's a Catholic faith. Yeah, just Catholic. They don't eat meat on Friday. It used to be the entire 40 days, but I think the church got soft. They tend to do. Now it's just Friday. They have to evolve Gus Gus. And also, you're supposed to give up something for Lent. Did you guys give up anything for Lent? For the hell of it? Smoking, but that was a coincidence. Damn.

I'm not going to celebrate shrill Tuesday taking for all of Lent. No pancakes for me. I gave up answering that question. You know, actually, you should be very proud, Gavin, because you taught us something that was real that actually existed You made us look stupid. Yeah, well, I don't know about that. I feel fine. I think most people Except for people in Ireland do you 90 Kingdom Australia and New Zealand?

But you know, like a hundred people They can't chase us down because they're filled up with pancakes. Yeah That was just like last week they had all their pancakes. So can they not eat pancakes in the other time of the year or is there like some spare pancakes that they can make? Only pancakes that day. Can you do anything else? Yeah sure if you want, you know, free country. And it will speak English. This sounds like a great tradition you have here. Yeah. It's pancake that I mean if you want. It's pancake day. I mean if you won't If you want Christmas if you want you know, you know after

Mandatory Christmas it could be yeah, yeah, you're your Catholic. That's mandator the Brazilians do it way better than we do they have Carnival Yeah, Carnival is awesome. Yeah, Brazilian Marta grow is electric. Oh, that's pretty cool That's pretty cool. There's a carnival celebration that happens in Austin. Yeah, the convention center. Yeah, you ever been to it? Yeah, it was it was very naked in there. And I was like, oh, it is a very, it is a very naked event. If you ever go into the states, when first time I met Bernie, they write their article about it. And they have very select, very broad pictures that they go through the company that was article.

So we should go to Carnival next year. Yeah, I thought I'd thinking. Well, you wear it, Betty. We can also, buh buh buh. Now, I was wondering what was that? I just want to wear it. It was buh buh buh bu want to wear what's me working out see this He puts up in the air when

Work it it's like your quotes. Yeah getting ready getting ready for carnival For me, well, can I we see Monty's chair where he does his work? No, no, it's a set up bench a sit up bench Yeah, so while he's rendering he just a set up is that what he does? It's an awesome idea. Yeah, it's a really good idea. He's money is, so while he's rendering, he just does. Is that what he does? That's an awesome idea. It's a really good idea. The money is a... Or if he's really tired, I mean, encourage him to like make not very complicated scenes, I don't take long to render. He's like, I don't know how to do the sit-ups.

I'm going to remove all of these textures, to remove this background. You're not kidding, man. Some of those renders can be like 20 minutes. Yeah. He's got a down to like two minutes. What was the... When did we move to stick figures? When did that happen? As season 10, going to be like animated adventure style. Yeah, it'll be like All-screen Film about the little animated characters who were like going crazy in the pages of that

No, you know, it's my spoon is Pretty big Dan Hertzfeld is that is I think that sounds hurts. Let me look it up. That's a name Spoon is too big like that's something that they were sure like at spike in mics years ago Oh, yeah, I mean we should know the name of the guy like he made rejected which is another great one to I think I think it actually is the pieces rejected yeah the rejected like it has a don hurts felt don't not Dan don hurts felt that's his name. Is that nominated for something? Yes, it was released in 2000

It was I don't know there's a link to the Huffington Posts. Why about that? Because the Huffington Post has fucking everything. Like, is there any original content on Huffington Posts? Or is it just like copy paste from everywhere? It's averse teeth. That's not true. They posted a they posted a our Siri video on Huffington Post. I see. See? Copy paste. Okay. I take that back. They have us. You know, Joel's pretty conservative guy in general. And I think he was in the screenshot that Huffington Post used for so Joel got to be on the

front page of the Huffington Post. I think that was, I think he kind of hid from that a little bit. There was a CNN also did an article where a story about Siri parody videos and they used some clips from ours a couple weeks ago. I think we were. Yeah, that was the, that was what's your name? You have to say Mo move moves, right? Move like the moves report you ever watch your stuff at all

Oh, it's a plan on words. Why? This is the moves report. I like it moves and news You know that stuff goes by us the stupid I did you seriously not get that? No, I was being a sarcastic sarcastic asshole. I totally didn't see it. You guys are talking about don't forget that We debate over what Jay or Dan's handle meant and his name is Jordan and we knew his name was Jordan And we were wondering what Jay or Dan meant why would he? What kind of stupid nice? We miss that stuff. We didn't even know what strove Tuesday was yeah, well Trostes you go trove Tuesday. I don't say genie moose. Jan moves. What's this name? Gene?

Gene moose I was gonna say Jeannie Moose, Jeannie Moose, what's this name? Jeannie Moose? Jeannie? I don't know. I dream of Jeannie. She was born in May 19th. I really don't. I do, every night. That doesn't make sense.

Yeah, she does her, but she's just like, well, she's almost like a female Andy Rooney in a way. Yeah, although, exactly what she's going for, but it's that kind of thing. It's like slice of life. Don't you hate when gasoline is 9.10% of a cent. Don't you hate when Siri tries to kill you? Don't you hate when Siri tries to kill you? That kind of thing, it's like slice of life, don't you hate when gasoline is 9-10% percent. Don't you hate it when Siri tries to kill you? You can't even try to kill you, that kind of stuff. Yeah, and that's the worst. So we invited Lindsey to be on the podcast, and we wanted Lindsey

to come on the podcast for a very long time, and Lindsey, I can't say how happy I am that you're here. Oh, thank you. You too, Michael. Yeah, quote. So Michael, for some reasons, decides to corner me and like try to negotiate Lindsey's appearance on the podcast Gus that what were Are you her agent right? So are we allowed a real loud to talk about the fact that you two are dating be my yes

Okay, cuz that was he was concerned He was concerned also I said what the don't come on the podcast if you don't want to talk about you know your relationship Your inappropriate business personal relationship. You're not talking about fucking fish nuggets over Twitter going out for lunch dates, not me. I also bought her ice cream. Yeah, I know. For me, I'm talking about Edmiss. This experience with Emily has taught us what ice cream means. Oh, that's true.

It wasn't free ice cream though. Oh, it wasn't free. That's a totally different level. Okay. And I on the Twitter, I didn't say it was up. I mean, it wasn't free ice cream. Did you make a pay for that? No, I bought it which means it wasn't free Yeah, it's free for me. No, that's a big deal because the guy from the alamos stole the fucking ice cream from his business and gave it to Emily

There was no money. It's exchange for that. I see. Yeah, how do you know? So it was stolen ice cream versus The big the biggest problem Gavin is employee theft that's the biggest problem do we call that in America? if that's by employees in America it's a great name business term for it flopperage it's called shrinkage yeah your inventory your inventory your inventory were really close

are you serious? they're next to each other in the dictionary man I used to work retail in high school and they would they all these policies these companies have do you guys ever work retail in high school? Anybody? No, I worked with plays in the mall and stuff like that like a software store It was now eb games, but back then it was called Babbage's and They make you take the trash out in a clear bag and like they'd have to check the trash to make sure you weren't like taking something out with you To throw it away. I guess it is game stop now because the game's just bought by GameStop. They convert all the eb games to GameStop. They didn't

Convert all of them by GameStop owns all. Yeah. What was the eb? Electronics it was electronic boutique and then it changed the eb game They didn't want the stop on there. They're just store Stop Okay, just a shock They didn't want the stop on there. They're sure store Stop Well game stop doesn't make no sense really nothing makes sense. Why does it not make sense? Why would you want to stop game stop? Stop the game asshole by online Yeah

You get so by online you're gonna game stop you're still stopping by the website to get the game you idiot Guess you're fight fight. I'm gonna fucking fight you after the podcast So man, I just so man We went out the other night Lizzy and Michael and me good and I was just trying to get him to fight random guys I was like that guy's hitting on Lizzy. I just like I did ask me to dance and Michael almost destroyed him guys that guy's hitting on Lizzy I did ask me to dance and Michael almost destroyed him. Oh, that's it. Do you really? What happened? You want to talk about that? Yeah, when I was there. So where were you? You left your getting drinks.

Oh, yeah. And the guy came to ask me to dance. I said, thank you, but no, I'm okay. Slash. So you might die. Slash, you might die. But he came and found he was in line with us at the next cubby went to. So he was when Michael was right behind him and he kept looking behind us going oh So you went to go get drinks and somebody asked your girlfriend to dance and you would have you would have beat this person up I'm not instantly like instantly. I mean instantly. No, I wouldn't have like hit him I would have told my fuck off you got to wait for the wind up and then the hit That's why it's not So she has a verbal authentication first why you would be you would be mad at the guy for asking your girlfriend to dance Yes, okay, why what's your attitude? No, even though he didn't know listen not my problem. That's your problem, bro

That's how it works in New Jersey. I don't even shit. I don't care if you didn't know or not the fuck out of here I feel what happened. So you'd be pissed off of the guy. There would be no like, hey, she's with me. No way. This is where kind of rational people get him. You know how when you want something to die from looking at them, he'd get that followed by like, get the fuck out of here. Really? That's what he would get.

You worried? I'm worried. I mean, you make sense. I mean, you left her alone. She couldn't go on to get drinks with you. I was pretty attracted to that fat ginger who asked me to dance. Listen, don't knock the fat ginger who asked me to dance Listen don't knock the fat gingers. They make a bigger effort. So where were you during this Gavin? I was just right out. It's Gavin's just saying they're watching. Yeah, that's Gavin demo Just hang out I have two days. I don't know why

Get two beers in your hand at the time while we're So we once we once duct taped two 40s to Gavin's hands I have a 40 hands. Yeah, that's that was that was a heavy night Was it? So listen, you should take it as a compliment and not be so upset. Don't worry about it Because you just you didn't cause a scene or anything. Did you cause a scene? Oh, no Did he throw like a big fat ginger chance from? No, just goes, oh, your boyfriend's getting you a drink. And I was like, no, nobody's before me. And he was like, okay, thanks. So, yeah, no big.

Fuck, he just called you imaginary. What are you gonna do about that? No. No, no, you're insulting me. That's why there's verbal altercation and then you're gonna step on it. Right. What is the protocol of the dance floor fight?

Just break it down for me. I don't know, it's gotta happen. There's the incident, which can be a number of different things Right then step two right verbal confrontation correct. Okay, and do what takes the how does that escalate into step three? Which is instant death well? I guess there's two possible options there right like either diffusing the situation or escalating Well, I'm not gonna diffuse it. Yeah, I was like like not even an option with my He might walk away and that's fine. I'm not gonna chase the guy If he's just like fine. All right. That's not working. Let's role play Gus is your girlfriend, okay?

I'm a big fat ginger. It's not your drink. You're getting drunk shut up Okay, so so Gus you're sitting by the air floor. Should I be Gavin? Can I please? Yes, I'd like to do nothing. I'll do they're doing nothing and drink. I'll be bothered. OK, so you're at a club and you look great, because you wore something nice. I'm going to check myself out, hold on. Nice. All right.

Do I look down my shirt often? Is that what you're saying? What? I'm rolling with it. OK, so I'm a meta-dacker. This is yet inappropriate. And I walk up, and I say, hey, what's up? Nothing, Tee-hee.

So I figure you're a word dance club, and there's music playing. And I don't see you with anybody. See, at this point, I would literally walk in between the two of you, and just be like this. You're getting the job. I would be touching his nose. I haven't done anything yet. So how the hell am I supposed to role play if I'm not there? You're about to show up. I'm gonna give you your cue. You're a cue. God, learn it.

God, bye. I can go to you. Really? I'm not an actor. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Tip your server. All right. Hey, do you want to go? Do you want to go dance with me on the dance floor with the music? Did the plane? No, I'm waiting for my boyfriend. He's getting me a drink. All right, inter-Michael. All right. So now what? I'm walking in there standing there. Yeah, two drinks in your hand. I'm assuming you bought her a drink. Okay, that's not a safe assumption, but very safe. We'll get out of the rocket to drink. I woke up, Gav's just hanging out and Gav's like, check this shit out, he's hitting on your girlfriend.

That would be the scenario. Did you do that? No, I didn't know I was touching him. But I'm saying that would be the scenario, then I would enter in between them and just give him a cold stare until he A. So give me the cold stare, I'm the guy. I would do this.

Should we be filming this? Michael is standing up from the table. Check it out. I'm the guy. I would do this. Should we be filming this? Oh Michael is standing up from the table I work as your now Bernie standing Okay, they're standing I would reach from my and I grabbed a crush. Okay This is our music. This is terribly That's terribly inappropriate. What's that? It just looks like you're about to think that for music right so you stand here and then I literally literally like Fronting on me right up in my face. I know and it's making you uncomfortable. It doesn't make me uncomfortable Like it's making me uncomfortable. I kiss you. So I'm gonna ask this question. I'm gonna say so is she with you then?

Yes. Oh sorry, man. I didn't know I just I saw her by herself and then I go see her like a asshole Like I'd be mad about it Like and then you leave and I go what's your problem? What is your problem? Can we bring out the employee handbook and see what my retaliation I was mad before the podcast started So bad time So that if he says if he says to you, I'm not I'm not going anywhere Or like why you in my face? I just thought your girlfriend was attractive and I just asked her to dance then what do you do then shit starts then shit starts

what do you do I don't plan it out shirt comes out shirt does not come on okay what do you do what is this appointment this is Jersey style problem initially the first that was probably a shove and then literally the reply to that determines everything that happens next So if you shove he can either I shove in or you then get back away and it goes back at you Yes, and then we and then the fight and then you dance yes every fight starts with a shove That's why fair warning always punch first Yeah, but nobody does it's like I don't need to punch first the show is like the shot across the bow Yeah, yeah, you ever watch hockey games? I don't need to punch first love to begin fight Have you ever been in just in the middle of a massive brule in a club or a bar a mosh pit?

Like what people like to do is like the high school fights to is people to shove and they shove and they push each other and do that for like 10 minutes for you I'm gonna for you you get one shove the second the guy comes back then he gets hit He gets punched then he gets punched so you have no problem throwing the first punch as long as I show if him and it's done, I'm like, fuck off and he comes back. No, I don't care. Just shove and say fuck off. Yeah. Fuck off. He takes one step forward. Right. It comes back towards me. Sure. Then it's a punch. Yes. Okay. Most girlfriends would be concerned about a guy being all upset that another dude is asking you to dance, but I'm okay with it because I'm the same way with another girl if it was the other situation.

So you're both super possessive for the whole plan Okay, so let's assume you went and got drinks and a girl asked Michael to dance Let's just assume this happened at some point. It's never happened Like she's like I she's blind has low standards. Yeah, I love she's incredibly obese white boys with an ad for an ugly Rosio Donald Susan Boyle asks Michael to dance I said ugly oh she is a beautiful woman she walks with us you like my little pony too like my little pony too so I don't I also like it in a no totally non-ironic way

so would you like to dance with me and you walk up with drinks and you do what well here's what what happened she walk up and be like um excuse me first first time is pulling it I'd be like excuse me ma'am. I don't know if he realized that's my boyfriend There you go. You know civilized person after that if it turns into I'd really like to dance to them or back off Then I'll be like okay bitch. Let's go all right now. We're gonna do this. I'm a little drunk Let's do this okay, you're gonna talk to me like that all right

So his move is the shove if you come back at me I'm gonna punch you what's your move what's your first physical head the Beyonce what is it like the sideboards wave what's up yeah have you ever been in a physical fight I was in elementary school bully were you really back to yes I used to beat the crap out of kids but mostly boys what so Were you really back to us? I used to beat the crap out of kids, but mostly boys Yeah, bullying's not okay guys. That's what I've learned a psychro it's one of these things that you don't often realize that bullies Who grew up to be regular people and you know more fucking regular shit ass I mean most people most people there's more bully there's more bullied people than bullies, right? Like I would say so bullies cast a big net like they can get like five or six people

You don't have yeah, you don't get one personal bully Speaking yeah, they get the they focus on one person. It's the same problem teachers have It's like they go to their bully union. It's like there's just too many kids in the classes these days These classes are too crowded. There's 30 kids. I can't bully them all we need more we need more punk kids in the class These classes are too crowded. There's 30 kids. I can't bully them all. We need more punk kids in the class. Send me an undercover.

Be like a new fucking 21 Rooster Teeth Street. Don't ever ask Lindsey to dance. Correct. Because Michael might be somewhere around. And he might shove you. He might tell you to fuck off and then shove you. Jersey style.

And also Lindsey, if you see the Beyonce move, run for the fucking hills. Yeah, that's her show What now what's what's the first physical move though? Oh? I guess of two. I've never like been in a fight since I was a kid. I don't know punch or slap well girls are different Cuz guys like punch and shit, but girls are crazy. They like go for hair Yeah, I probably reach for hair first really. That's the first thing that I want to do. You want to grab for hair? Yeah, that's not cool. No, it's not we're in the we're in the fight do you grab for hair Michael I don't grab at what all you know grab it all punch it's just

punch face and stomach punch face and stuff you work to your body go for that depends how pissed I am you work the body when you start getting dirty oh absolutely yeah I don't think losing I was he don't think I've ever been in an actual fight where I tried to hit someone in the stomach survival It's all just knock out Blowshack. I don't I don't I really don't ever remember punch why do you put someone that hurts your hand way more and to it fatigues Them you can hit them in the stomach and then punch them in the face You're so much all cushion your face is like bones and shit We know I'm saying you're this your fist hurts a lot less. Yeah, you punch

When you hit them in the face when you have a better shot How does that less hurt your hand hitting someone in the stomach in the face? No, you shouldn't hit him in the stomach then hit him in the face You're still hitting you're still hitting in the stomach first though You hit him in the face once supposed to constantly So it's like one stomach one face most most people are not taking a solid punch to the face. I could take so many blows to the face. It's unbelievable.

You punched yourself in the face. Yeah. Gus was there he saw him. Michael took his own face. Well, you, did you get in a lot of fights as a kid? Not really. No, just more stupid shit and dumb stuff. You've been in a fight, like a fight with another person?

Not really. No. You've been hitting the punch, someone punched you in the face at a time. Besides you. Like as hard as it can, I don't think so. Just like out of anger. Like somebody punched you in the face at a anger. I didn't have any.

I did punch him in the face. She punched me in the face, but that wasn't any. Did you? It wasn't angry. It was a joke, but I like overshot it. And he was in my passenger seat, so I ended up talking him in the eye. And then I just turned back and I was crying. The boy comes out. Yeah.

Yeah. He didn't notice. Together with the family of the world feelings coming back. Yeah. I love the feelings. Are you a big Chris Brown fan? And then I just turn back and I Yeah, yeah You big Chris Brown fan Michael you True you can talk to me Gavin eyes funny the other night we're talking about Gavin. I were talking about fighting We I think we should I'm up ready and Jeff agreed to it No hitting in the face or the dick no hitting the face wait Why do we agree to know hitting the face? I't agree I just if okay if you want to so you know for your benefit of a box I have boxing you know you weren't allowed to punch on this what's that what's that face

you have got no wasn't boxing Kevin you're not a fighter you should go fight that's what I said I'm in the face I'm nippy I mean I'm on a hill I'm like you're nippy what is it nippy. I mean I'm unhitterable. I'm like nippy. What is it? nippy? Like it's cold in there. Yeah, I know that means it's cold. God damn it. Nimbly. Okay. It's almost crap sticks in Apple Tonsers. Fight's all the best though. I was in a pub when I was so there's like maybe like 50 people in this out-of-room of the pub and that was all getting a bit Larry people were like, give me a bit of what? Larry. Larry. Harry and Barry. Is pub and it was all getting a bit lary people were like getting a bit of work? lary?

Harry and Barry, is that what it was getting? Figured out context. Go ahead, I'm with you. People were squaring up to each other and I was like this is going to get out of hand really fast. The shove went, the punch came back and all of a sudden like you see everyone in that area knew one of the people and I just like ducked and shut out and I look behind me. It was like people swimming, It was like front crew. Everyone was just going, oh my god, like bottles fun everywhere. And about an hour later, I went to the toilet because I need to pee.

And I walked in and it looked like someone just popped in there. It was like blood all up the floor and walked to the point where like, where's a clean piece of floor? And I was like hopping into like just bare patches. And it was like, I don't know, like pints of blood. I like how you do like just bare patches and it was like I don't know like pints of blood. I like how you didn't know that. There's an hour later. I'm so on the lane I had to take a piss. I went to the core police. I went through the core police. But yeah, it was like it was almost see I don't know how blood got everywhere like that.

I can have a body. Yeah, they get punched in the nose now. I went to London and I met with you. It wasn't the first time we met. We went to Lesta. Yeah. And I stepped over a puddle of blood. I mean, there was a huge puddle of blood in the middle of the road. Like you would have slipped in it. Oh, you're right.

It was pretty serious. It was a bit of a lestetrate, right? Yeah. You gave a speech on Machinima. That is correct. What did you do at the end of your speech? Oh. So listen.

So I brought Jason over to this event, this machinima event in Lester, England. Likeister. Yeah, because it smelled likeister. And so we went there and I flew fucking Jason to place Tucker over all the way over to the UK. There was a podium where we all sat at a table like on a panel and there was a podium at the end of the table he was so uninterested in the panel that he actually sat behind the podium. He hit behind the podium the entire time He did nothing. He did nothing. He's hit back there and then the only contribution he made the entire panel was I stood up and said thanks to everybody for coming you know and or was doing something at the end about

I don't know maybe there was a we had to make an announcement about some event later in the festival. And while I'm standing up, he just, he unintentionally takes my chair and moves it away while I'm standing up. It's a, I go to sit down. I sat down and I'm like, this would floor. Because this other guy actually started talking to this point. So you're like, I'll just quietly sit down. Because you're like, I want to make a noise while he's talking So now you're interested in speech So he's like say oh thanks for these guys coming in and it's like What?

Did you like where the just beat came up or the table like that kind of deal? Yep, yep The ground shook and I've never seen Whole rumor people start laughing as quickly as that happened Yeah and the guy was on the mic was just like Oh, I'm just going to try to sit down quietly Laughing as quickly as that happened And the guy was on the mic was just like Quite so you didn't interrupt him and you derailed him for about two minutes Did Jason get a trophy for that? He showed up to the show it was pretty goddamn funny

There's a wooden floor as well In the in the UK there's pretty much cameras everywhere all the time. Oh, well It's good. I'll make sense fact, Ben was telling about this movie. What's the movie that Ben likes? It's called Red Road or something like that? It's all about a person in the UK who runs the cameras. And she has a relationship with somebody. It feels like it's the other cameras.

Weird. Yeah, but like official like Slipper supposed to be creepy and weird this just happens to be you know the way things are in the UK You don't feel constantly watched all the time about that. I feel safer No really no interesting this it's also annoying because then to this guy is the guy that records everything 24 7 365 because he's so used to it It's like sky net. I don't want everything watching me all the time But no way if you were mugged in the street when you rather it be on camera? No. No, it's embarrassing. So, I'm gonna find that thing fun. I don't care about it. I just feel like it doesn't really lead to more arrests necessarily. Like, it doesn't do shit. Like, normally the resident leaves the camera.

The camera doesn't stop me from getting mugged. Well, actually, my friend Dan once got drunk and was riding his bicycle home and he fell off right next to a car, and a policeman saw, and he was like, you just scratched that car, because it was a big scrape along the side, and they reviewed the security footage to prove whether he did it, and he didn't. So he got off.

Oh, I see what you're saying. So the security footage proved it's pretty innocent of scratching. Wow, that was one. Yeah, maybe if your friend wasn't drunk and you're riding his bike, you get to be proved innocent. No, nothing as long as you're innocent. Yeah What if you what if someone starts on you and you have to self-defense them and you injure them you self-defense them

How can they how can you prove that you didn't start the fight in America? It's like I came at him. I'd be a zazz and they're like especially in Texas. Are you kidding me nobody gives a shit? I think I make sense a fight a fight over there. You're like oh my god It's a fight call the news is a lot alert people just fight So let me see this as someone who is just come over here from the UK and you now working this office and live in the US Are you offended that every time people get around you? They constantly practice their British accent? They're shitty British. I it's not practice. I've been around you guys for many years on and off I'm used to it.

I mean it's the first thing everybody does when you walk in the room and say hello. Yeah. That's not annoying. You know how every time I walk in the room it's rage quit. It's rage quit. I don't even fuck about it. I can't help it because if I touch someone with an accent I adapt naturally so I feel like they think I'm making fun of them but I do it especially if it's a country accent. Oh I am making fun. I just like it used to it. Do you know? I don't listen to you guys. Have you adopted a Texas accent at all? Have you picked a bite? Michael? Yeah, y'all No one says y'all you know much of a Jersey accent never say y'all ever that's because I actively suppress it Do you really yes? You got a little bit hurt. He does occasionally

No, I knew what he looked like when he when I watched rage quit. I just imagined Joe peshy from As the face to your voice. It's not bad. You could be like a super young Joe Pesci. So what else do we need to talk about today? What else is going on? So we did some RTX stuff this last week. Yeah.

Do you want to talk about it? Let's talk about it, sure. We're gearing up. Tickets to an on sale a couple of weeks ago. Yes. And we're working on getting exhibitors, getting people there. Hopefully we'll have some announcements about stuff that will be there here pretty soon. One of the big things we're doing

right now is planning panels. And so we obviously have some, you know, a lot of the panels already filled in, but we have some left. So if you have an idea for a panel, you can always contact Gus directly at his email address and he'll be happy to put on it. Or you could, or better, you could email panels at rtx-event.com. That'll RTX event.com that also work panels at RTX event.com You missed it the video that we shot at last year's RTX which was the zombie horde immersion video just went over a million views Yeah, that was so it was good timing with You know getting the ticket sales and planning the events at RTX this year. It was like fun That was a blast making that video, although it was very hot.

No one told me that there was gonna be that helicopter with a camera on it for the aerial shots. That was awesome. That was pretty cool. That thing was really loud. Yeah, it was like a radio controlled helicopter that had a camera mounted to it. I didn't think you could fly those other people.

Yep. Yeah, that was, I was worried. Everyone, everyone, everyone, that's like how they mounted the camera. Everyone, they were so loud and like frightening They're like everyone do not look up you will not be decapitated Don't ruin the shot because like everyone's like oh shit cuz it was like That thing was like feet above their heads. I would have stood under that thing only like 12 got hurt

Yeah, yeah, I lost like four heads Really low number for a zombie apocalypse. Yeah, sure who's the guy on that movie set who got to Capitated by a chopper the one upside down that was a toilet zone movie. Yeah, what was that guy's name? We talked about that on the podcast. Yeah, it was him and two kids. Oh God That's very very famous actor. I think yeah, we talked about it on the podcast and I think I even linked Yeah, you can't see much. That happens a lot though. My grandfather worked for a Bell helicopter and he was flying out a couple that just got married

to their honeymoon suite and he said duck when you leave so you don't, you know, get your head cut off. Well, the groom apparently durped and didn't pay attention. So the bride got out fine, but right as the groom stepped out, he got decafatized. So, like, I feel like the rotor chide is going to happen. It's like, like, you in order for that to happen You have to be standing in the helicopter and like stand yeah, like the door like when you're at the

He was so he's like when you get out the door duck your head and like we'll help you move out and he was like And yeah Last but if you got dumb Does that damage the blade are they like fuck now we have to read you know? Probably probably not your first reaction Some guys that's the doing it for like four years. It's got to be his reaction God's in propeller the blade again. Fuck god damn. It's like an alarm or when you hit a rock you like oh fuck Yeah, stop and check it make sure everything's okay

There's one guy that that's his reaction, let me see his head go flying. My reaction would be a lot like Gavin in a UK pub bathroom probably, but Jesus, where did all this come from? All this awful stuff. You know where it came from that time. I don't think you would, like you've ever been in the accident like crazy

accident like that, you don't know what's going on. Like it takes you your brain a couple seconds to catch up to what's taking place. I get that, it catch up pretty quick if there was a headless body on the ground. There's honestly, there's a lot of that being punched in the face, dude. It's like the first time you're punching the face, it's like you don't realize what has happened.

I don't always need a, sometimes I just, like if someone's going crazy, like, like screaming for them, that will do that to me where I'm just like, I just can't figure out what's going on. Yeah. You just start working on instinct. So I went to, I went to New Jersey with you once, go. Yeah. Do you remember when we were in the airport and some woman had her massive suitcase on the escalator and she was riding up to the top of the Internet and then it got wedged in between like like as you step off

It got wedged and she was like getting smushed against her Go like And then the husband was like back in the hotel and they're both like it's like tipped up and they're going crazy She just started going like, what? What? What? It's really big. And then now her husband was like, back in the water, and they're both like, ended up like, tipped up. And they were going crazy. Oh my god. Somebody help.

And then all of a sudden, like, she just flopped off. And then she stood up and she was like, I don't remember that at all. Oh my god. That's awesome. Yeah. And she was like, everyone in the airport was like, and then she was just like, really embarrassed. How do you walk away from that like she's screaming at the top of my lungs

I thought someone's getting like sucked in again. Stab she just got squashed against the suitcase and then it fell over Traumatic woman I've ever seen in my life I can't remember that That's funny though. It was a former chart Listen if you get fucked up on an escalator your your fucked to mean it's like those things just don't stop You know there's a button on the top and the bottom. Yeah, but you gotta get to that button Yeah, oh you're the one that stuck you can't reach it You have to depend on someone else to get to that button. Yeah, I do get stuck

You're like shoelace or your soccer Get stuck as you ride to the top No, but then The top and the blade like goes under the thing It's not the shoelace right or you take a sure Like with your pant leg if you have a long pant I mean you could get caught and seriously fucked up in there We're once again to the porch of the podcast

I will say if you get fucked up on an escalator you're an asshole If you don't understand how to grind an escalator on an escalator, you're an asshole. Nope. If you don't understand how to run an escalator, I don't care. That's a poor play. Shicken around. Use the fucking stairs.

One day I was sent out to help someone who, it's complicated, but I had to go help someone who was an elevator repairman, because he could not get his computer to connect to the elevator to fix it. So I showed up to help him, and I'm just like talking, shooting the shit with him. And I'm like, joking, like we're in this elevator elevator that stuck between floors and I'm like joking with him like haha

What if the elevator falls he was always don't ever have to worry about elevators his brakes and the whole system super safe Thing you need to watch out for is escalators and I said really he goes I repair elevators and escalators all the time I will not ever step foot on a fucking escalator And I said why and he goes I've seen he said you know those metal panels that you stand on when the escalator. And I said, why? And he goes, I've seen, he said, you know those metal panels that you stand on when the escalator goes up? And I said, yeah, he goes, those are just super thin metal. He said, if I've seen women wearing high heels,

it creates so much pressure that I've seen those plates snap and people just fall straight through into the gears and just get chewed up. Oh my god. And I was like, what? Yeah, he's a don't ever get on this escalator. Do you ever get on an escalator? He said, if you ever have to get on an escalator,

he showed me like, grab onto bothrails, stand on the edge of the like a slice. I was like, well, you're some dead serious. I'm never gonna lose. I make this noise the whole way up. Oh, I'm doing the right thing. I was, I was right on the escalator with you. CBT, his advice and you're like straddled over the whole thing. I wonder if he was fucking with you. He's just trolling or but he seems super dedicated to that. You guys never do the else thing where you do the splits and then you ride up the escalator every time I reach an escalator Yeah, really?

I think it was in our mall when we were asshole beat nicks We'd go on the side of the escalator and ride the side High up as you go until you hit a wall and then you'd have to drop and fall or security came in three out of the mall There's a footage like in a mall and I want to do that and what her kid does that and it gets the top and he doesn't know what he's going to do. He's probably like 40 feet above the ground at this point. And some guy runs out of a retail shop and catches this little

like a four year old kid. Wow. Catches him when he falls. Yes, commitment to hang on that. Yeah, I didn't go 40 feet. I don't think you could, I from a point that was a point in a return when he couldn't do anything else.

And like, you know how the top when he just like the handrail goes down and he just lost it there and off he goes, I know that I know who you're talking about though, because I know that guy's brother and his brother's the same way. Yeah, talk won't ride an escalator and like talks about him all the time. And there was a memory, the info mark up in Dallas. Yeah, it was one of these really high tech like knocks, I guess, or was like a, it was like an incubator for comms kind of yeah Like offices and high speed data and they built it up in Dallas and one of the cool thing was they had see through Elevators and escalators so you could see all the machinery running it

But then you realize what's underneath an escalator and it's horrific Do you see any No, I would not have been surprised That's a long escalator as well. Imagine like fully into like like they go down like like five stories some of them. Yeah, some of the ones in the London Underground are ridiculous. Yeah, you would want to fall into one of them.

Well, I see ones like in stadiums where they're showing the there's always camera footage like at the bottom of the escalator and it's something where the escalator imagines all those people coming down. That's a lot of weight and then something goes bottom of the escalator and it's something where the escalator imagines all those people coming down That's a lot of weight and then something goes wrong in a scale break and the base He just turns your freeform conveyor belt. Yeah And people just like getting fired up Pretty horrible this awesome videos on the internet. I feel a worked up in escalator. That's not turned on feels weird

Yeah, it feels very straight It raises me when I go to the mall and it says out of order and they have shit blocked off I was like fuck that I should go under it and I really scared the The amount of distance between the steps on an escalator is greater since you're not normally walking Yeah, so I think that's why it feels weird. Yeah, it's like step up But you know, that's still effective They are still effective the are still for the kids at the very base level a set of stairs. It's still functional

Well, that's it You ever notice when you get to the airport and they have the moving walkways I never see my people stop on a movie. I'm so mad fucking face you run You're like ten times speed when you get to those walkways Yeah, if you briskly walk you're like twice as fast if you jog You're like the fucking flash on those things. It's like in Mario Kart. It's so much fun when you get to the arrow pads You don't hit the brakes right? You don't let off the accelerator. Right. You keep holding it down. And then that's like that one asshole will get on first. And then there's like nine people behind them. And

they're like this with their bag like, you shall not pass. And they can't let you pass. Sidewalks have to have signs that are like, stand to the right. Walk to the left. Stand to the right. Yeah, but the family with like seven kids is blocking the entire thing. I'll fucking kick them. Shut them down. It's true. Hey, I have some own complainant. I just wrote complaining about this. Okay, let's complain.

Okay, I love me my Xbox. I love it. I know that. You know that. I love me my Xbox. Yep, I'm just making a funny way to say. Shut up, guys, you're getting Larry here. That's a text in my whole list.

Love me some bad bad X-backs. Why are they not selling? And why can I not find out a reason why they're not selling batteries for the controllers anymore? Why have they stopped doing this? They don't. They are. Aren't they?

You tell me where I go to buy batteries for the Xbox. The rechargeable. Go to GameStop. What do you mean? They suck. You think they suck? I've never had a battery live. You know, they'll be dead without you.

That's called batteries, Gavin. You can recharge. Battery. Oh my God. Recharge. And then after a while, they die. They only hold a charge for so long. That's called a battery.

Doesn't last forever. It lasts like a year or two. It's like, it's battery only fucking last me like 18 months. You can always charge a battery. Yeah, just drain really fast But I can't even get mine to charge all right Well, they're back on Amazon now. They sell them in two packs. Oh nice. So they were gone for a very long time They were there were but I knew they came back stockpiling them to sell double. We had we had to buy them We had to buy them for the red versus blue shows up cheers

We had to buy all pink ones. It was the only ones we could find were on eBay The pink ones were purchased because they were cheaper. Is that was that it? Yeah Technically cheap are only because the only way to get them before this which Bernie's right They did just re-release that like they were gone for like at least a year or two is to buy the fucking charge kit Yes, which is one right which is one That's what it means by cheaper because you have to buy the charge kit with the battery and it's 20 bucks So like I have like four those cables that I don't need because I needed batteries after they stopped selling them So I did buy a fucking charge kit every time or even like the the charger

We clicked the batteries in and there's two bays. Yeah, it comes with one that one comes with one Yeah, it's like a tower It comes with one because it seems you already have yeah, I guess it's like you're buying a charger Well, the actual bad come with one with a double a battery. Yeah, yes, it's like you're buying a charger So I have another problem too I proved a massive X3 anybody can play massive 3 this week Yeah, I just picked it I guess probably You are you a massive fan? I'm it would be playing it right now if I was in here. Okay, sure I don't want to hold you back. We are.

No, but did you, you played Mass Effect 1 and Mass Effect 2? I played 2. I played 1. I wasn't a fan of the combat system, so I never beat it, but I, uh, I thousand, two. I played the whole game. I didn't play the DLC, but I played the entire 2. What didn't you like of the combat system in 1?

It was too much. There's too much bullshit going on. It was not am I. It was all complicated. It was all seed based. It was like, it was way too much like coder like if you didn't. I don't republic for the uninitiated. Yes, sorry. If you did not upgrade your character right, you fought your fucked like you ruined your entire game. It's like real life. It's like

but it's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like you can actually learn as you go. This game games like that. It's like you start the game and you have to build your character right at the beginning And if you don't know what you're doing if you don't have any like guide or like any sort of like handbook that you're using to like help you Just like I don't know. Skyrim. We started. You just like pick a bunch of stuff. I don't know what he's talking about I also played the game three times. They had an achievement. They're I had to get a thousand points in that one And I got a hundred percent of massive I do I think massive I had an ideal C But massive I two had a percent of massive I do I think massive I had an ideal see but massive I too had a bunch of

Massive I can't see the original massive act as a fact had an expansion pack It's like 1600 points It's like a 15 hour friggin expansion. It was a dude. It's called it bring down the sky or some shit Yeah, bring down the sky was that massive I can't expect to Okay, that's good memory. Yeah, you're right. So but I have a hundred percent in all the achievements in all the massive I games and massive I too had some of the best DLC of any title ever. Oh, really? The really weird thing was there's a major character in the Mass Effect universe that they handled in DLC, which I couldn't believe that they did that. I mean, that was a shadow broker. That was a character, a side character, they set up in the original Mass Effect and carried through Mass Effect 2 and I was positive as the Shadowbroker was growing in significance.

They were going to handle that character in Mass Effect 3 but they didn't. They put them in the DLC. I thought that was an interesting choice. Didn't you think so? I mean, my off base and thinking the Shadowbroker was big? I mean, I remembered it. I don't know if you would say it was a major character but it's definitely a major character. Well, first of all, they hinted at him the first mass effect. There was a one of those little mole characters volus

Is it what they're called? I think so. Yeah, yeah There was one in the citadel that was a agent of the shadow broker and people talk about the shadow broker This person who would trade information behind the scenes and And it came to not to be like a dread pirate Roberts thing where it was a title the shadow broker and it changed people Although I don't know anything about Mass Effect, I'm very glad you just referenced Princess Bride. Thank you. Man, I just saw a money ball and Robin writes in money ball.

Really? How long has it been since Princess Bride? Oh, like 25 years maybe? Yeah, I was in the 80s. It was interesting. The, so they had money ball and they had, it's Brad Pitt's Robin Wright plays his ex-wife Mm-hmm And that's a really tense scene when he goes to see the ex-wife and the new husband

But then they do flashbacks all the time with Brad Pitt's character and the girl who plays the young Robin right is the girl from five second films The blonde girl from fun. Oh, yeah, yeah Yeah, so it was really cool to see her again She's like, we're she getting more than five seconds of screen time. She did. She I know I'm not sure if she did I think maybe she got exactly five seconds So it faded well, but anyway, so I'm gonna be playing Mass Effect 3 because we I ordered it and it's coming and I'm gonna be playing I'm sure most people time they've heard this are probably halfway through the game at this point I'm excited to play that but I got a pre-order bonus

I got a some kind of Argus rifle with it So now in my family where we have multiple gamers who the fuck do I give the pre-order bonus to right? Who do I do that? I don't know whoever plays it the most. Yeah. Raffle it. So is that locked to the character or not the Xbox? I believe it's locked to the Xbox, but I can't get my head around. So you haven't started Mass Effect 3 yet, have you? No. Do you have your Mass Effect saves in the cloud? I think so. You need to get them back onto your box. Why? Why? There's an issue where if you took your Mass Effect 2 save, moved it to the cloud and then played it on a console other than the where it originated that it doesn't import the hooks. Nice.

That's terrible. Like the save is bound to the cloud. What's the point? The 360. It's a broken. So I guess the need no, no. I don't care if the cloud existed. So I guess there's some issue with it. How can you say it's a broken system? The cloud saving is the best thing and the cloud game attack is the best thing that's not what I expected. No, it's not.

No, it's not. You're insane. You're both insane. I don't trust it. Well, that's your problem. You don't trust it. That's not a reason to say it's broken. I didn't say it was broken.

He did. You're just a shakier head like, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. I won't use it. That's all I'm saying. I won't use it I lost all my halo anniversary progress to that if you shove me a dick a step towards you right now Just you know that just I'm just gonna tell you that you my fucking job Don't you my yes, we will go down a road you don't go down So so far I've lost progress and also I sometimes quickly stop playing on one box and resume on another one immediately and I've been all wait for the save so I've bloated. No you don't.

We don't know how that happens but I played a few saves on Skyrim and when I signed in on the other Xbox, he said your your cloud says haven't yet synced you may lose progress by playing the save and I was like oh so I went back to the other Xbox and there's a list of all my saves I just made and it said pending by all of them and it goes synced Synced and it just goes on this so we talked about this before Where is that list where it shows you what's pending it's in the network? Not it's in the settings by a Memory and stuff storage

So if you go to like where your save games are stored on your hard drive It's not in the cloud until like it's on the drive and then it uploads the cloud downloads again It's not like instantly in the cloud at all times. It will make it's not fast enough. Well you had one instant where it was instant where it wasn't fast enough. When you played Skyrim, it was all my hayland anniversary progress. I don't think it's possible. It did. Because I started playing on my save from the cloud before it actually synced from the other Xbox which think it's possible. It did because I started playing on my safe from the cloud before it actually sink from the other Xbox which meant it You made lose progress that I didn't see the warning that time actually yeah So it's your own fucking fault in your manifestes now I played the more

Gavin doesn't know how to read guys be nice listen though I mean, I mean this is designed finally for people who have multiple Xboxes and multiple locations I'm not saying that theis isn't really a broken system, but all the, the DRM across, like, way you have to have stuff depends on the game. It depends on, you know, who, the character or the Xbox is mental. It's hard to keep up with. It stinks. I got to say for someone who buys games and plays them and multiple people in my house play them. And we have more than one Xbox.

It's a big pain in the ass because if I use a deal DLC codes are now for everything like you buy a retail game it comes with DLC codes for even multiplayer right doing that a lot now and so it's like then who do I unlock it for you know and do I have to buy four copies of the game if four people in my house play it I mean is that where we are now where it's like it's in my house you know it's like, yeah. It's tricky. Yeah. Did you play, Michael, did you play any of the Saints Row DLC? Yeah, I finished it. I'm done with Saints Row. I'm playing Gank's in Space right now.

That's actually, that's pretty fun. It's what's nice about that is you never have to drive like the whole time, except for like two missions. Yeah, because the movie starts driving. Like they drive for you the entire time. But it's pretty fun. I got that. I've been playing that and also the Super Ganky bowl one.

Yeah, but I was never a big fan of the Ganky bowl in the game. So that's one of my favorite activities. They're both thank you both. They're both super short. I mean, not super short. The Ganky bowl, the Ganky bowl is only like three or four activities, but the Ganks is in space as like actual missions and stuff, but they're pretty fun.

What sucks about Ganks is in space is if you miss achievements, you can't go back and redo it. In which one? In gangsters in space in St. Sworth 3, the DLC. Like you're locked off from that area? You have, like it's done, like you can't go back. So like you have to make a save or something before you start playing to make sure you get everything.

You can't replay it. You can't fucking replay it. I mean, maybe, not, I mean, the interview DLC and read download it, like the missions are complete. You can't replay it. You can't fucking replay it. I may be not, I mean, the interview you delete DLC and read download it. Like the missions are complete. You're starting your character. Yeah, that's exactly my point. You started your character. You want to play the whole thing over again, but if you want to use it on your character, you have to reload a save. So like when I played it, there's collectibles. They're super easy collectibles. There's only six of them and they're in like really obvious spots. But if you walk past one, like you have to play the entire DLC Yeah, I was looking for them. I didn't know it was like. Oh look. Yeah, there's just two of those

Clapboards in each behind a scenes area, but if you miss any of those achievements You're screwed. You have to put the whole DLC over again Just by saving before everything we're playing Skyrim and hope say before every single lockpig just in case we fuck it up We break one lockpady's like nope going back starting over I did I did the same thing man. I was doing that too and then until I realized that that was just cause of my slowdown Yeah, I had so I delete all my stuff though. I only use it one save really yeah I had so many saves that going through a door would take minutes. It still takes a lot Yeah, but what I deleted but once you experience how long it takes with a bunch of things true

Then it's like oh, I never got that fun. I'm never, never going back. The other thing I'll say is like, I was playing Skyrim like right around when I got my, my new 16-inch TV. And I have my, I have my Xbox hooked up on 720 on components so I can capture. But like when Mike was here, he wanted to watch it on 1080, so he swapped it and now I'm pissed because it looks so much better. So like, I don't want to switch it back so now like if I have to capture I have to let go I got a capture and change on my shit and like plug it back in but it looks fantastic on 1080 I don't know one day at a time one day at a time do you think

Infinite saves in a game makes it too easy I think almost save it any point. Like dying in Skyrim. Oh, just relate. Yes, Skyrim is an incredibly easy game. You can't not beat Skyrim. You put it on the easiest setting and you can save it as much as you want. And I believe the enemy scaled to your level, right?

Yeah, all of them. When I was at low level, I ran to it. You fucked me up. Shots, shits, shits, shits, shits, shits, shits. I was saying getting a thousand gamer score, like 99% of games today, like, it's impossible to, like, I just can't beat it. Like, you have to be someone that can't play video games. Games are just way easier now.

Well, it's a level of dedication. They're remarkable. It's easier. Well, it's more like beating the game is simple. It's like completing it is the challenge now. Yeah, I agree. I put your presenting on the screen. Yeah, yeah.

There's no sense of satisfaction in complete the game achievement when it was just like Oh, it's inevitable. I kind of agree with you Why I don't like it when I play a game and half the achievements like beat this level beat this level beat this level beat this level because it's easy Shit Because you're gonna do it right shy of a game like again the rare games like ninja got in two where it's like beating a level is like You want to tear your hair out because the game is so insanely difficult unless you see mommy playing on master ninja And he's like half sleeping, playing it and I watched him beat that game on Master Ninja and it was insane.

Like you get like two hits and you're dead. Like you have like your life bars like the size of your screen and two hits and you're dead. And Monty's just like, shit I got hit. I just want to do it again. Like I just watched him fight the final bosses and he's just like, fuck, shit. I'm damn it. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so. and he's just like, fuck, shit. Damn it. I think so.

Like, time to sit upstairs. Yeah, loading screen. Yeah. I will say that Saints Row 3 was remarkably easier than Saints Row 2. There were, there's these missions in the Saints Row franchise called Snatch. We have to go around and pick up prostitutes and then you get a car full prostitutes and take them to a location. Yep.

I'm trapped. I'm trapped. Listen, trapped. I'm trapped. Listen, on Saints Row 2, I called that activity to get the fuck in the car. Because you're just yelling at TV. Just get in the fucking car. It's a little better in Saints Row 3. It was worse on Saints Row 2, but it's still fucking terrible. When the AI will not get in your vehicle.

So you're just driving forward, you're like, get in, they start you So you just like you're like driving forward. You're like get in they start running towards you So you start moving but then they get called and they stop and you're driving away Jesus Protecting AI dead rising to me is the most stressful game on the planet. You want to kill AI Yeah, yeah, you blame den rising must be amazing because you're supposed to pick up survivors and then guide them through a zombie apocalypse That's one of the most challenging things to do in dead rising dead rising to is not bad at all dead rising the AI is like the worst Dumbest AI ever I can't save their panic. No, they're so bad. It's insane It took me like three playthroughs to figure out how to save people when I first got dead rising like 2006 or whatever

Did you get a hundred percent of those achievements? Oh, Okay, so there's a couple of ones in there that are performance level achievements There's one way you have to have eight survivors behind you at once Frank the Pimp and then there's one We have to have eight women that's Frank the Pimp that's my poor guy that believe his eight survivors But if you do a women you get both at the same time. Yeah, there's like certain restaurants. You have to play in it There's do you have to play in the shit out of it? Which means you got this guy this guy this guy. This guy's like half the game. I was mad enough and resineable for it. When I just take her and fucking Ashley,

was that so easy? No. No, fucking sick and tired of people bitching about it. Turn that fucking volume down, Gus. Cause I'm sick and tired. She's so annoying. About people bitching about Ashley. Ashley is like the smartest fucking AI character

in a gaming ever. It's so easy. You tell her where to go. You walk into an area and you say bitch dumpster. She goes and hide in the dumpster. Guess what? You know one can fuck with her in a dumpster. You kill everyone on the level. You come back and get her It's so simple. Don't go. Right. You know, it's great to when you hit the button When you hit when you hit the button to call her out of the dumpster, you'll be like follow me They have a button to call

You have a bitch button. It's bitch way and bitch. Let's go So like if you say bitch dumpster if you hit the dumpster button to like to follow you when you're standing next to it It's so great because the animation is like Boom and her head just pops up like a go thread of a hole and the lid and dumpster just goes flying in her head And she just climbs on out like Oscar the ground Yeah, but like and especially Ashley and if you beat the game in a certain level on the ps2 You can unlock a knight's armor for her So it's like a giant pseudo armor and the enemies can't carry her in that because the Renziable 4Brat happens is

They actually like pick they hit her and kill her and stuff But they actually just pick her up and if they get to like the end of the screen with her Like to a zone out area. It's game over like they can nap her and take her away But they can't carry her in the pseudo armor So I played that on hard mode and I put the bitch in the middle of town and then run in the bushes and hide So all the guys would come out try to pick her up. They can't carry her so they end up falling over I'd run out there and start stabbing everyone on the ground with my knife So I didn't waste bullets and then run away again when they started getting back up and I must have spent like a half an hour

Doing that on hard to save bullets and it like set up the whole game So people saying that Ashley is a pain in the ass fuck you actually fantastic I would argue that there's a smarter AI in a game. What's the smartest AI you that you've ever ran into? And say it was the smartest ever but for the amount of people complain about her it's nuts I'm gonna tell you that I would much rather play left for dead to an expert mode with the bots Oh, yeah, the other survivors than people I know personally because the people on the personally So I'm so mad and the actual the AI survivors are way better The bots are good at fighting. They suck as teammates for me and for helping you

Yeah, like it always seems like I always leave your ass like they'll stand right next to you fighting And once again, you're like, fucking pick me up. And they're just like standing there fighting. I think that's shit. You know what we should try to do? We should try to play me, me, you, Michael, get a fourth, I don't know who. And we should play the quarter quarter

that's playing you want to play? I'm right here. We can do, we can do left-rooted to on expert and try to finish. That would be a disaster. It would be a, it's like you to level. I think it's like eight hours to finish one of those campaigns. We won't be to level.

At least at my level. If you have Andrew Panton, he just runs to the safe room and leaves you all behind and then you win. You know, it's great. But yeah, I would do it. I'll do it. So we went to go buy Lefford dead. He did a Lefford dead rage quit with age Mike, age underscore Mike the other day of

week. And we couldn't. Lefford dead is not available in stores anymore. Or Lefford is available. And Lefford dead too. But it's hard to find. Still. Still. week and we couldn't left for dead is not available in stores anymore or left and let it to But it's hard to find Still I'll look at the three six. No, no, no, but that was a really rare problem for left for dead two I mean, that's a pretty popular thing

We use copies and there was one used copy but at a different story. We had to go to get it Like so like the argument of its old I guess, but left for dead is a super popular game And it's the last one they made so I'm still surprised they wouldn't have like new or at least used copies stock But it's the reason that they can't do games on demand for a new game It's it's probably a contractual thing with uh, you know the stores or like it I mean if I to guess in the instance of Valve They have steam they have their own platform So they might not be all that big into like sharing revenue and signing up with Xbox Live for a game's on demand. Are there any Valve titles that are available games on demand?

Thanks portal for whatever reasons those deals are typically made with individual publishers. So you know you'll notice all the Microsoft titles are on there. Like I think the biggest earliest release ever for a game on demand title was fabled to like that was very close to the release of fabled in retail stores They did this really weird thing or they release it in chapters. That was stupid. That was kind of dumb Oh, yeah, that was weird. Yeah, that was kind that was kind of dumb and it was a mission so it's gonna come up It didn't on when you could download the next bit. Yeah, yeah, it was weird It also didn't because I didn't do it, but I knew someone that did didn't you have to like you could you were a mid game

You downloaded like when you got to a point in the game, and be like, okay, you finished the part that you bought, you got to buy the next part, and you had to, like, stop and wait in the game to download it, and you couldn't play or do anything until it was done. But it was one of those weird, like, pseudo downloads that you see on Xbox Live a lot, where it's like, oh, you have download 1.2 gigs, you're like, oh, shit,

and then I was like, pip, it's done. It's like, oh, well, I already, obviously, had this, I just unlocked it. Oh, is it really? Yeah, it's usually the way that worked. I mean, there were, were parts we had to wait to download it, but is that to like increase in Test Fission for the next part? You're like, yeah, I want to know what it was. They never did it again after fable two. I think it was more testing. So, like, what? No, it's not. No, it's not. It was too. Yeah, like the same price for each thing. So, I guess, I think it was more, maybe it was like, like, more of a, it's not a demo version, but you could buy part of the game

So like I only spend five dollars. So if I don't like the 20 bucks I don't have to play it whereas like you get to the point where it's like okay at this point Do you want to buy the game or not and pay like the other half or something like that? But it was like a test Yeah, and then I've never seen anything And games on demand and games on demand is incredible I wish everything was available games on demand every single thing I'd happily pay the exact same price if it meant that the game developers got more money by not going through a store

I hope they will do that one day. I'm not really concerned about that I mean, I just like the convenience of it. I mean, you know How are people make money is up to them? You know, but I just like I download it and tell my console and then it's like I don't like suddenly go oh I want to play Fallout 3 and then like five minutes ago it's like I don't like suddenly go oh I want to play fall of three and then like five minutes ago oh no I'm like crack down too it's like I can kind of play in what I'm gonna be playing you know I tend to play games for a week in a row yeah I was the other day before I started playing the DLC for Saints Row the third I was sitting on my couch and I was really lazy again the whole Xbox just change your thing like I didn't want to get

up and there was no game in my Xbox tray and I was like, fuck. I was like, okay, this is okay. What I've downloaded, like I didn't have Fallout 3 and I didn't have Fallout New Vegas and those are the two I want to play at the time. So I was like, I could get up and put St. through the third end and play the DLC or I could take a nap. So I just fell asleep. And downloaded. I just went to sleep. I didn't do anything else. I was like, since there was no fallout and I didn't have St. through in the game, in the console, I just went to sleep, I didn't do anything else. Since there was no fallout and I didn't have Saint-Tro in the game, in the console, I just went to sleep. That was my solution. I don't think that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's,

that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's something that's really awesome, which everyone would do, which is they give you tracking of what your achievements are like. You're at 38 to 50 on this particular challenge.

That's right. Well, yes and no. Yes and no. They track your challenges, not your achievements. That is correct. It's good though. They track most of the stuff I was counting. Most of the stuff that's important.

Yeah. They have that. And the other thing they did is they have a ton of collectibles, because it's one of those open world grand theft auto crack down type games And they let you buy at a certain level the map the collectibles show up on the map. Yeah, which I mean it's kind of like okay, you know at some point You're gonna go out and search for these things you still can't exactly find exactly where they are you have to look for them and search them down But you're not hunting through like a what's the equivalent we 80 mile area. It's easier. Yeah, it was like perfect example. We I just I just I just heard that this group revelations. Yeah, and there's a hundred memory fragments like throughout the entire game. And at 50 you get a map

automatically that puts the other 50 on your map. Yeah. So like the first 50s I have to find like we just played the game. I beat the beat the game I'd 47 so then I went into like the stats and What it does is it tells you which how many fragments you fragments you have in each section of like Constantinople? Yeah, so it was like one section It's like you have two out of 11. I'm like well fuck. I'll just walk over there So I walked over there looked around for like a couple minutes and I found three of them then I got the map No, I'm just like that map. Yeah, she was pissed because that was like her only useful job I was to point out the memory fragments.

Oh, so she like worked her ass off for 47. I seriously got the other 50 probably about an hour and a half. No, it makes sense. But it really way better machines way better than her. But when you're going to get that achievement, those collectible achievements anyway, don't you always end up looking up a map online? Yeah, no, no, it's way he was. There's some great maps on a cheap.

Yeah, cheehanard.com check it out. Who has ever just found like all the pigeons in GTA I'm never doing that again What shot in pigeons 200 pigeons. Oh, it's 200. I got all the pigeons in GTA. I don't have some of those multiplayer cheeses once again GTA it's thing GTA doesn't feel like there's a good night mr. Petrov or something like that. I perfected single player Yes, yeah, multiplayer was like, yeah, fuck that. There was one weirdly weird achievement. Good night, mr. something where you had to win first in every race with every car, with every car.

Yeah, something stupid. Like I wasn't even sure of the like what you needed to do. Let alone put the 40 days into playing multiplayer just to get it. And then it was multiple. I forget there were those timed missions you did in multiplayer. Like, you just wanted to go into a ship and you had to get it, but they didn't tell you what the times were. Right, the co-op missions.

Yeah, the co-op missions. You had to beat them in the next amount of time. That means you want to kill people like you played with. Like your co-op partner. Mm-hmm. Okay, where are we going to lunch? I don't know, I'm starving though. I'm starving.

I'm starving. I'm starving. Yeah, I got to work. Lindsay, thank you for coming on the podcast. Thank you for having me. Thank you for not getting a situation that would cause Michael to shove somebody. That was good.

I'm glad you didn't shove anybody, Michael. Not yet. And thank you for coming back on the podcast. And coming in being mad initially, and then turning out to be just kind of OK. It's still there. It's just on the surface, under the surface. It's such a nice guy.

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