Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #159

Episode Date: March 28, 2012

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, streaming now, only on peacock. Oh, no! Oh, no! Ah! Man, I can't... Hello, the girl. I can't... I jack. Subject!

Hey, man, can you watch my account? You gotta browse here. I can't ever get to any man's camera. I took them back to my house. No good time. I'm glad you asked. I'm actually looking for the dishwasher for my business. Go fuck yourself, sir.

You're so kind to me. I'm not a yellow, who are they thinking? It's got a can of beer on the top of the trophy. It's American, it stands out. Beer on it! It's said beer on the can of beer. That was a really obscure selection. That was awesome!

I don't remember any of those. Very strange. The only one I remember was the conversation about trying to find a dishwasher and being told to fuck off. I think we should all be in robes right now having Martini. It's like, mm, welcome to the podcast. That was turned into an RT animated adventure if I recall correctly. I believe it was.

Who submitted that intro? That's a good question. So Gus isn't here, everyone. Allieates, Allieates, Hala, thank you very much for the intro. That's a good question. So Gus isn't here everyone. Allieates. Allieates. Halla. Thank you very much for the intro. My bad, Allie. Are you saying Halla to this person? Or is it my name? Allie Halla? Allie Halla Yates. Stand up please. Allie Halla Yates. Thanks for saying this week's intro to the podcast. I don't feel as safe without Gus around. Hello, my name is Bernie Burns. On my left, I have the Mac Lee. Jack Patillo.

Jack Patillo. I am Gavin. Gavin. And joining us is. Lindsay. We have a very, very special edition of the podcast today, because Gus is not present. Oh.

Gus is in San Francisco, California. Gus has missed what, two podcasts, I think? Oh, come on, he's in his way more than that. No way. No, he's only, I know five podcasts. I recorded one about a year ago. That was one where it was Jeff, Joel, and me, and that was it as well.

That was a good one. Can we call it a podcast? Great. It was great. So, you guys is not here, so I thought that the theme of today's podcast can be talking about Guests Mind. So if you have anything you want to say about Guests,

this is the time to do it. Gus is a lovely gentleman. Oh, you think so? He's six feet tall. I'm kind of just doing a lot of time with Gus, because we're doing a lot of RTX stuff together, and I've got a newfound respect for Gus. Why? Maybe because I'm getting a rid of him.

No, saying you have a newfound respect for someone is saying you never have respect. I used to hate them, but now they're okay. I have any respect for anyone who can coordinate stuff. Honestly, it's really, it's hard and stressful. That's also one of the things I think the older I've gotten the more I hate things And so I'm kind of getting Gus's perspective and I'm like oh, yeah, I hate everything I mean you miserable to You are you so much how Fucking me to make do Jack

Jack's open Like I'm getting some glasses indoors right now and the lights are off. I want to hit you so bad Yeah, I got this is my look how it's turned does it with sunglasses on he's outsterd. He's the king of the media. I actually saw Gavin a douchebag. A slow-mo douchebag. I saw or not the king of any media. Gavin, if we refer to you as Euro trash, would that be more offensive to you because you're not from Europe? You don't consider yourself. I can tell you something. No American has ever offended me. Say what you want, I don't care. I don't care. Do you consider, I'm asking you a question, do you consider yourself from Europe?

Yeah, hence the fact that I'm from Europe. Yeah, he is. A lot of people in the UK, you say they're from Europe, they get up so quickly. No, they don't. They just refer to like mainland Europe as Europe, because it's, because where is different island, but it's on the continent of Europe.

So yeah, we're here. It's like Hawaii is part of America, it's still America. Yeah, but you'd say,. So yeah, we're like Hawaii's part of America Still America. Yeah, but you'd say why yeah, I'm from Hawaii people on Hawaii. Do they say I'm gonna go over to the states Or do or don't know what do they say? I guess They don't know the mainland A lot of Americans Come to Hawaii and ask things like do I need my passport? Like they don't they don't know they don don't, when mainland Americans show up in Hawaii, it's a popular vacation spot.

They ask a lot of really stupid questions, like what language do you speak? Do I use the same money? What sea level are we at? Yeah, Kathleen. Kathleen. Kathleen was looking at a piece of a map yesterday, like it was from the 1600s or something

where California was drawn as a separate island. What, what was going on in the office? I was gone. You guys are looking at maps. She's like a really old and it's like California is like a sliver on the side of America that's not attached. It's like I guess they thought it was Not I they thought it was not a part of the same piece of land. Listen you have a lot of respect for people who can coordinate things I have a ton of respect for people who can make maps before we had satellites. Like to scale. Like cartographers.

Or just accurate borders. And yeah, coastline. If they just have to walk the edges and then like measure it and then have a scale and then draw it. How do they, how do they make maps to remember all that crap? Like how did Sacage Uwee had do that? Be like, oh, yeah, this third tree. Go ahead and take a left there and then you're gonna pass this stone and you'll be there

Don't worry about it like what much all they had to know I guess yeah, like they're surrounding you But you went forever. I don't think Sacaja Wea had to remember which password she used for this social media Would you sign up for a year to go let me ask you something? How do we know that the earth? Looks that way How do we know that the earth looks? How do we know that the maps are great? Like the earth go on. You see a globe.

I do. Someone could have just come up with that. Right. Yeah. Well, you've never seen the earth from space. No, surely. Yeah. So you have no idea what the earth looks like.

It could all be a lie. You would never know. That's all of science. Like we can prove gravity exists. Like because the scientists told us, but we drop it and it falls so I'm like yeah well that's like it happens right in front of my eyes I've just taken as as it's given to me that the earth looks that way it could look completely different what would be the purpose of fooling everyone in just thinking the earth is really funny if you get the longest running joke of all time laugh

It's the longest running joke of all time. Have a laugh. I read somewhere that the earth, as a sphere, is actually like, if you were to take the earth and shrink it down to the size of the Mariana Strench who's the first first human to go down there. Right. One, he went by himself one dude. Wasn't he racing Richard Branson for something? I think they're both doing it. What? But building a, where is that undersea base? Mariana Strench is a sea Pacific ocean, right? Oh, it's under the ocean. The Atlantic Ocean. It's underwater. Yeah. Yes. The Mariana Strench is the deepest part of the Earth

and it's underwater. Yes. Yes, it is underwater. Why, yes, the Mariana's trench is the deepest part of the earth and it's underwater. Yes, yes, it is underwater. Why is that funny? It's under water, yes. It's not in the dry ocean. No, I thought you were talking about some like canyon or something that was really deep. It's also called the ocean. Technically it is a cave. Yeah, I know. I was asking whether I was what I don't know now. I was asking whether it was on land or not. I'm going to go all the way through with this explanation Gavin. Let's say there was a very deep trench on earth. What would prevent, if it was in the middle of say Utah?

What would prevent people from exploring then? Why would it take so long? Is this too deep? And what would happen if you went too deep? You would fall, because it's dark. Liquid and red, man. Clearly, that's it. You're in this dark, it's dark.

See, you wonder, you wonder why I want to hit him so bad. No, I's the whole thing. You're in the dark. You wonder why I want to hit him. No, no, I was thinking about that. I was thinking about the quantum of solace where they just fall like quantum. Quantum of... What's funny about that? No, it's just funny to hear the British person say it. It's really... How do you say it?

It's regal. I would say James Bond 007, the quantum of solace. Have you seen all the bomb movies? Is that a big deal here? Because when a bomb movie comes out, it's like the's not the biggest thing ever it's funny because you were just saying right before the podcast that you don't know how to spell license and the way I always think I don't license is because of license to kill okay that's the way I was thinking I just thought there were different ways

of spelling it the old bond movies I feel like you're still popular but the newer ones I feel like generally America's really like the sucks the first in the car was all yes you know I was a great movie it was good Now I think the one that threw us off like we were all gong ho in America for James Bond movies until we got to Timothy Dalton And I think that was the one that that threw us off right and they were covered with Pierce Bros No, I think Timothy Dalton was the best James Bond. Do you he would he did all of his own stunts? It was him like he was doing it more than Sean Connery come on Sean Connery and no more they were like they had all these like crappy one line as it was Cheeziest how is the no

I'm like the only Roger Moore fan like he would chuck someone into a bathtub and then throw a lamp and then walk away and go Don't want that that's not Absolutely Tim with you don't want to just like bash bash BASH BASH and then he'd like look really like like worn out and then walk out the room and it's like Yeah, that's real. It's like a secret agent. He'd be like he'd be exactly like that You know there's a funny story about one of Tim with you don't in movies Cubby broccoli the producer guy Right he walked onto the set what why is it cubby? That's his name really yeah, it's Albert R. Broccoli, right?

I think they call him cubby cubby really isn't she I never had so he walks onto the set and he sees a stunt guy He could be lying to me. This could be like the shape of yeah, it could be so he walks in he walks onto the set and sees the stunt guy hanging off a chopper like Doing some scene. Yeah, and you can see Timothy Doughton just standing watching what's happening and he walks up and puts his hand on Timothy Doughton. Turns the guy around, it's the stunt guy. And Timothy Doughton's actually hanging from the chopper. Apparently he went ballistic. He went crazy because of insurance and stuff.

They actually had the real act to hang off a chopper. But that was Timothy Doughton's thing. He wanted to do as much as possible. And I thought that was really cool. That's why I think it was the best James Bond. Yeah, well, I mean, think about it. That didn't make us good too. That didn't make us's good to 50% of the way through an 80 million dollar movie How much do James Bond movies cost about 80 million a lot? Yeah, I mean they make enough to where they can be an 80 million hundred million

Dollar production maybe now I don't see the older ones were that expensive though Cussing out yeah, but those back in time when money back in time when money was left. Now. All right. But I'm going to tell you how it's going to be. When money was left. When money was left. I always find it interesting how much people made decades ago.

It's a relative. Do you know how much John Cleese made for 40 towers the first season? Maybe $5,000 an episode. No, I don't know. He made 7,000 pounds for this season. He made 7,000 pounds for this season. It's not a way. It's nothing. It's about 14,000 US or 10 to 14 depending. I think he said it was 7,000 pounds for the whole season, but it doesn't he own the show though. Yes. I mean, you can you can structure that anyway, but it is it is like with NFL stars the same way. So you hear about what people made 10 years ago and they're not gonna go on and have a second career You know, and that money's gotta last them and you hear about rookies getting like Why would they have a second career? You think once you become a football or you can't do anything else

Typically not Don't work in a store Won't you go work in office or you'll work at Carlot most of them do I mean like I'll retire at 30 and do nothing Listen listen, there's there's a running back who is the running back He's a local legend in Austin. He ran for the Texas Longhorns and then ran for the Houston Oilers his name is Earl Campbell And that guy was like a bull when he was running. I mean you could not stop him like you today There guys hanging off of him. He was the guy who said all the records, you know that lasted for like 20 years He came to UT

Um when I was at school. It was probably 15 years later for like 20 years. He came to UT when I was at school. It was probably 15 years later, maybe 20 years later. He couldn't walk out on the field. They had to bring him out in a golf cart. And he was at that point, at that age, he would have been 40, you know. He just bent through his body, he had been through so much.

You know, he had to go out to the midfield in a golf cart and get out and wave it every bit. Yeah. But he does, he does have a great actually second career. He sells these awesome sausages called Earl Campbell's Hot Links in there. He also has a restaurant in the airport. It's pretty nice. Yeah, right there on the like the terminal like 14, 15 side. But, but, breakfast there. We go to the airport. He's got Earl Campbell super star. And he's going to get endorsements in everything for

rest of his career career. Not everyone in the NFL is like that, you know. So a lot of them it's, I think there's a weird set of rules for college athletes in America. And I think they should change a lot of that. Like they can't get paid to play the sport. But I think what they should let people do is they should let the athletes go through four years of eligibility, play their sport and then get their scholarship afterwards

so that they can then go to school after their athletic career's done if they don't go on to professional sports. Which I think what, 2% of them do? Something like that, yeah. I mean, yeah, it's very, very few people that move on. I know they're trying to change a little bit UT and trying to get athletes.

I know they have an athletic program where basically you are an athlete as a student, but they're trying to encourage them to take more basic classes like every of your government and your economics and whatnot to build, I guess, a better education. So they're trying to implement something like that. I feel like they're making it harder on them. Yeah.

Yeah. It sucks. Like those people work out all the damn time. I got a stop. Yeah, I got to say, like, I love when I was going to UT anytime you get a class with like a football player or basketball player in it, you knew that class was going to be super easy. Oh, yeah. That was always the best.

It's like sweet. I took a class one semester where literally the entire starting lineup for the UT basketball team walked in and sat down and was like, oh yes. I think I saw them the first class and then test days and that was it. And that was one of the easiest classes I took. It was great.

Well listen, I mean, there's a lot of us, we got a college, there's a lot of, or excuse me Gavin University University, and why do you say like that though? What's that? We you have the university? Yeah, we call it the University of Austin at Texas, right? University of Texas. It's right. Yeah. Yeah. Oh university Yeah, it's called the University college because we don't have college the way you do like what is your school system work? You go through grade school and then you go to high school

You go to primary school and then secondary school and then you can do six what grade your secondary school from seven to 12 12 No, I thought 10 7 to 11 and Then 12 is college 12 is sick form you do years 12 and 13 when you take your owls That fifth year. Let's jump. So first you go to primary school and then you wear the sorting hat or you get a one that you show up on you do this. You've got to pick a one for you guys.

I also like to find you pause when you say this. You're not sure yourself. It's been a while since I was at school. I'm just to, I also like to fight you pause when you say this, like you're not sure yourself. I, it's been a while since I was at school. I'm just trying to think how old are you? You're like 22, 23, 24. How much? No. No, no, no, no.

You just forget how old you were. Guys, Jesus Christ. Hey, do you really not remember how old am I? How old am I? Can I please hit him? Just let me hit him one time. I have been in school in a thousand years. I can tell you the structure of my school

I learned it was five Okay, Gavin has now has his phone out to check on the internet. I actually he didn't check the data see how old he was I've had to offer you today guys. I'm twitchy like I'm I don't drink coffee very much Stupid that has nothing to do with coffee my hands are shaken. You have jacks of course I love jack I'll be in a much better mood if I can hit Gavin jack comes in every morning to the achievement on our office He's like I just want to hit you Yeah, it's fine man. Why are you so tired? I don't know The weight of the world is on my shoulders I don't know maybe probably I play video games do yoga. I wish I played video games

Why you stressed you want to talk about it? No Too much chaos in my life that's the problem Well, it's a friendly talk about it new draft house. Oh, no, no video nobody should be bitching about anything We're all fine If you take a step back and look at it, there's so many people have much bigger issues with their lives than I ever will. Like, second to we get. Yeah, I've got to remember which tree. Yeah, I've got these two assholes telling her to make a show where to go. What the hell? So, I mentioned how it's done earlier. I saw him live. Oh, you did? I went to a recording of

America's Got Talent in Austin. Funny coincidence. And I remember Jeff, because Jeff's a big stern fan. And it was really, really cool to see how it's done in action. Like, singing with my own eyes. You said he was gonna like the cock of the walk. Like, he was sort of the guy in charge, right? Yeah, I mean, like Sharon Osborne and some other dude. How he meant it. How he meant it.

Who's that? He's a comedian. They were there just sort of, they were kind of in awe of him. It was interesting. Like, he's just started doing the show this season, and he's like the main guy. Do you know what, like, how long they have been going

by the point they were in Austin, like, how many different places they've been? No, I'm not sure. But they've definitely been to at least two other places. He is the host of America's Got Talent, right? Yeah, he's the new host. He's, who do you replace? The British dude.

He replace Piers Morgan. Yeah. Yeah. Piers. He replaced Larry King. Who now is like an interviewer on CNN, right? We're here replace Larry King. So it's like peers more than live. Okay, he thinks he's all that I really don't like pissing out of him, but he tweeted at me once so I kind of like him for that. Oh, yeah

I am so it I was like how can someone so famous constantly pimp their own stuff so often He's like he replied something. I'll read it there Okay, I remember you read it in fifth grade. I was had Ricky Javés to me back as well. I rarely tweet We almost did or you did I did I really tweet to celebrate as a thing is pointless But like I've attempted it a few times. I've had replies from peers more than Ricky Javés Well, really what a Ricky Javés reply to you. I'm a big fan of Ricky Javés I I downloaded all his radio shows from before he was famous. There's like 91 hours worth of really funny stuff

between him and Steve Merchant and Kyle Pugington before the pop arts and the office and stuff. And I asked him if he ever listened to them because they were so funny, he was like, yeah, people sent me links to them and I liked it. It was cool though. No, it is cool, it was cool. Like I've interacted with someone I really respect.

Well, so thanks. You know, when you see us every day in the office. It's a new color spec for you. But you've worked, you really respect who coordinate things. Oh, yeah, it's really difficult. But you have worked on some really big sets. Yeah, your slow motion photography. I like some Sherlock Holmes 2. What? Why? Yeah, you're slow motion photography. I worked on Sherlock Holmes to the second movie Yeah, he did all the huge production. Yeah, you did all the slow motion photography that was in the forest chasing It's wait, I was second unit, but we had all the main unit Actors, so I guess I'm not sure really sure how all those units work

Second unit is typically like no dialogue Yeah, she's like vacation stuff isn't it? Yeah, like pick up shots. But we had two main scenes on the movie. One was a slow motion scene in the woods where we had two high-speed cameras on a track that could move the camera like 10 meters a second. So the camera was just going like, whoa, down this track and everyone's like running through the woods. Stuff's exploding, it was really cool.

And then we did all the like element stuff against screen screen. And then we did the waterfall scene at the end where. Oh, spoiler. Spoiler. Yeah, there's people in a waterfall. Stop it. There is a waterfall. There's a waterfall.

There's a waterfall. So yeah, and then you work on productions like that. But then you go turn around and work on live stream productions for the internet, which are just like, pick up and just do with the hell of it. Or even like this podcast where it's like, just sit down and just riff with. I tried to have some this podcast where it's like just sit down and just yeah Yeah, riff with uh-huh I tried to have some organization yesterday that really paid off well for me. What kind of organization?

Well I set up the thing like here's you know Gus is not here so I'm sure you sound good. Yeah And then I made fun of you for sending out the email. It's like here you know Here's how we're gonna do this and we're ready to go at 10.30 and what happened is We got delayed because none of us knew how to use the goddamn computer. Sorry How long do that take like an hour to set up? Probably yeah We got delayed because none of us knew how to use the goddamn computer. Sorry! How long do that take? Like an hour to set up? Probably. Yeah, and you always tell me what time we're doing the podcast. Like last week you said, you got podcast 11, you ratty little shlame.

What do you remember what you call me this whim? I don't. I called you a... Shmimi little shinspoint? Shmimi little shins. Shmimi. Yeah. I like it. Speaking of this boiler, so the new madman came out and I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. I haven't watched a single episode of that show and I've yet to really spoil that whole series for me. Like I know Christina Hendrix is in it and I love her to death and I know John Hammond's in it and I want to watch this stuff. But I've heard the first season is kind of rough. Like the couple of people I've talked to said the first season is a little bit difficult.

But then madman is a series that I enjoyed pretty much from day one really Okay, yeah, I've always liked madmen a lot. I haven't seen a single episode Well in the same way everyone all my friends were like oh you have to watch madmen It's crazy, but I've never had anything spoiled all I know is in the 60s There's drinking women don't have rights. That's it. I don't know that you can spoil madmen Really? It's not really like that. You know, it's not like there's like, like, major twists or anything like that. It's like breaking bad. Where if you learn certain things, they're filming the new season of breaking bad right now. Like the guy Aaron Aaron, not Ross.

What's the? The guy who plays Jesse on the show, he tweeted that they were filming or they were going back to location and and someone interviewed Brian Cranston and he was shaving his hair the next day to get ready to play Walter White again. Really? So, except for that show, this next season coming up is the final season and it's just like I cannot wait for that pick back up. Really? It's the final season because the last season I saw they wrapped up a lot of storylines. I don't think that's a... No, they actually weren't sure if they were coming back.

So they intentionally set it up where if they needed to, they could have finished the series. Yeah. But they did leave enough threads open that they were able to, they're, I mean, there's plenty of stuff left in the show to have an amazing next season. I think it always introduced new stuff as well. Yeah, there was actually a Reddit AMA the other day

with Bob Odenkirk. And it was funny, like Bob Odenkirk was a famous comedian who I'm supposed to show with Bob and David and he's been in a whole bunch of other stuff. He was on a rest of the development for a while and like half the questions were about breaking bad. Really? Yeah. Like everyone's asking about like, you know, now that you're doing breaking bad, like, do you get more serious roles? What's it like? How's it like working with Brian Cranston? Is it an Emmy nominated series? And

like, just going on and on and on about it. Well, that's pretty typical, right? I mean, people always want to hear, it's a good sign, I think, as an actor that people want to hear about your most recent work. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. You know. They're not concerned. As opposed to what you you, which is referred to him in the past tense What you said he was a famous actor He is a famous Bob in a quick if you're listening. I love your stuff. I don't do nothing. Did you ever watch mr. Show Bob? No, I I have to admit I was never a very big fan of mr. Show. Oh really?

I never I never latched on to it, but I know a ton of people who really like it a lot. I was like, I also have to admit, not an amazing over-the-top fan of Tnacias D, and they just recently came back to. They have a new music video. I like some of their stuff a lot, but I don't like all of their stuff. Okay, are you a full Tnacias D fan?

Have you heard everything before Pic of Destiny, or are you picking it up after the movie and all this stuff passed in? No, no, no, I like tribute. What's the, is it fucker, gently? Michael, I've never heard that song before and I had Tenacious Dion last night in my car and that came on. He's like, uh, I was like, don't, oh, hang on, hang on. No, no, no, it's just my song. It's just my song.

I turned it off. That's really funny. And then, uh, God, that song have the, uh and then God that song they have the The greatest tribute. Yeah, it's a great Just a tribute to the song and the music video is so funny. It's all in a little bit. It's definitely yeah They're like an amount and somewhere and Dave girl is the devil. Yeah I think that's been still is in that video. I think that is tremendous I think that's absolutely hilarious, but those two things, that's like the limit of my tenacious, defandom. Like I didn't see the movie that they did. It was, I got to get it. It wasn't bad. I saw them live actually. It was awesome. It was, it was, it was a two of them with just acoustic guitars. Oh, they played like,

it was like an hour and a half of them playing. They didn't have characters from the movie. No. It was, it was the awesome music calls, literally just the two of them on stage playing a piece of guitar. It's so cool. We're like like a good hour and a half. And then what's his name? The uh the guy where Spider-Man suit. Shit. What's his name? Tell me about wire. No, no, no, no, like the uh uh uh they're the Rody. What's the Rody's name? Oh snap. Uh not Stan. Fuck. I know you're talking. Anyway, they have a Rody who they kind of rip on every now and then he was there too Okay, and he was dressed up as spider-man I can't I'll think of his name in a minute

They rip on their hardworking employees that just seems wrong I'm gonna bring you their discography brunny you have to know more don't learn anything from that brunny I've been watching a lot of American TV recently Um, I've I've lived with Jeff Lee was the guy's name. Lee. That's right. Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Fucking Lee So I've been living with Jeff every time I come here. Yeah, maybe like over the last five years And he's never had cable except we just moved and now he's got cable American TV is stupid. No, it's everything's over the top.

Would you fear a new show? I've got a can't stop what. I'm sure it's a New York City. A New York City. A New York City. A New York City. There's one in Texas one. Have you heard of Storytools, Bernie?

Yeah. I think it's terrible. Like, it's all for what they're doing. They're watching you. They wait for someone's storage unit to expire if they don't pay the bill for three months and they just rip it open Oh, no, the show is awesome, but like the people on the show or like I mean reality contest or reality show people like Those are some of the worst people ever yeah

Doing like someone doesn't pay the bill for three months and all this stuff it sold that happened to Paris, something your bill I think it's awful. Pay your bill, man. Yeah A pair of Sultan. A pair of Sultan, yeah. I think it's awful. A pair of Bill, man. Yeah. No, I agree. Well, I wonder what if you live by it?

That's losing money for the company. You go into a coma and all your stuff gone. Well, fucking. Then you have bigger problems than what you're in a coma. I don't know, if I work it from a coma, people like four months and all my stuff have been sold to some loud, you're in a coma.

Well, I'd hope your family would tell people that you're in a coma and don't sell my son's shit, please. I guess I just think it's crap that they like rip. And you see your, you can be watching TV and you see all your stuff get rummaged through on TV I'm like my surgery dude terrible I'm just envisioning a feature here that Gavin would write and direct work like 28 days later Where the guy wakes up from a coma? Oh, we have terrible news Like what happens? Is the world over taking over by zombies? No, we sold all the stuff that you didn't think was important enough to keep in your

We sold your extra golf that you didn't think was important enough to keep in your house. No! We sold your extra golf clubs. My humble dolls. Sorry. You will have to buy a new Christmas re. What congrats on going out. I mean really if someone takes something and puts it in the storage unit they kind of don't want it around anyway. What if you have stuff that's valuable that you just don't have the room for? You know what, this would be great. This would be your response that is that if you don't want a bunch of stuff, you rent a storage unit for a month, and then you fill it into the bridge with a bag.

I just let it get replaced. And some guy has to throw it all away. Yeah, why you just take it to the dump instead of driving it all to a storage unit? That can be rather expensive. You might be surprised. And a lot of of driving it all to a storage unit. That can be rather expensive, you might be surprised. And a lot of them. More expensive than paying for a storage unit. A lot of storage places will give you your first month for free.

You fill it up with that stuff. You have a good point. I have that. I have the service of the storage wars ever. I have some stuff that's going to be valuable in a long time that I just have to hold onto, but I don't have the room for it. Like, I have a, you have you had of Damien Hurst? No.

He's the artist who has the record for the most expensive item. I think he made a skull out of platinum and then just put diamonds all over it just for the hell of it. He also put shark in from out hiding like had a shark. I mean I heard of Damien Hurst seriously. No. Okay, he's a very, this is like a barn villain. He's very like, he's like the richest artist or something.

Yeah, he was like, he's signed, I was's a very, it's like a bond villain. He's a very, like, he's like the richest artist or something. Yeah, he was a boy. Anyway, he signed, I was filming him make paintings with paint and I got coming in paint, so he signed my overalls. And anything that signed by Damon Hurst is worth, yeah, tons of money. So why don't you sell it right now? Cause he's waiting for that. Yeah, I'm waiting for him to become dead.

I'm scared. But what happens if he gets like in the scandal? Like, what happens if he like, you know, what happens if he gets it coma? Like, or he like runs a Ferrari into a school bus full of children and then his reputation gets torn. Wait, who would win that the Ferrari or the school bus? They're on the side of the cliff and the the football off the cliff. Okay, but what we were filming he has kids are in the Ferrari. Wait a minute. Who's driving for Beckable? Bruce Wayne's actually driving the Ferrari. They go to the David Hurst Elementary school. David

were all David school is for our eyes. But what we were feeling was he had a circular canvas and he just spins it really fast and then just chucks paint on it. And it just spits out. It looks cool. You tied on. But they were there were sell for like tens of thousands. It toys like that for kids.

That needs to go to Spyro Gamer. That's what we call that America. Yeah. And you're up to call it art. I guess I thought he was more famous than he is. I listen, we're just not culture people. Let's be honest. I mean, you come with some built-in culture because you come from Europe.

Yeah. Let's give him a lot of credit. No, we got. When Gavin says something, I think with his accent, there is an implied authenticity to it. That's true. An authority. My friends and I believe this for years and years, if someone with an American accent says something that's a little snarky or weird, you're like, wow, she's a bitch.

But say with a British accent, she's sassy. I like her. She's taking the piss. Yeah. I can hate that. All right. Okay. Since we're speaking of culture events Why don't I talk to you guys about R. T. O's so Katie R. T. O's Ed

Rt. It's even gave me a pronunciation here. So I see very cute girl. He's awesome. Hello, Katie Cute ladies to say who who runs our Rt. O's ruins root teeth down in Australia, and I think she's in Sydney, right? Yes, we went to was in I think she's in Sydney, right? Yes. The last event we went to was in Melbourne. Yes, she's on Sydney. Melbourne. So they're doing R.T. Oz again this year. I got some information here. The main event is in Sydney, the ticket which you purchased on the website includes the entire night's worth of activities, which was jam packed last year, which different things

happening all night. They did a bad ass event. It was you and Joel were at that last year, right? Yeah, Brandon. Yeah. We went down for, we were doing promotion for DVDs in Australia, and they had the event at the same time as, I believe, Armageddon Con. Okay. Yeah, which is what we're down there to do.

And they have one of the super, there's a new thing now where they have these bad ass bowling alleys. They're like high class, almost like gold class bowling alleys. Have you ever been to one of these? No. They haven't Seattle, too, where it's just like,

you rent your own lane, like essentially the high ball here in Austin is like one. Yeah, I guess so. But it's a funky version of it. But also, but apparently what they're going to do this year, they're doing a Friday night event, which is a massive war of humans versus zombies, Nerf battle. I think they're going to do it.

For more information, you go to the website, which we'll put in the link dump. There's also a Facebook and an RT group, which will also put in the link dump last There's also a Facebook and an RT group which will also put in the link dump. Last year they had 220 people. So if you're listening from Australia, they're selling tickets you want to buy one before they sell out. You know what the website is, you can say it.

I think it's RT Oz. Now it's Ruteeth, which is just basically Ruteeth without the stir. The Ruteeth.com or R-O-O-O-T-E-T-H. Ruteeth? I love their logos. It's a kangaroo boxing or teeth and knocking out our teeth. Yeah, root teeth dot com. Yes.

All right. What are the other domains down there? Dot code at O Z. And that in Z. It might be dot code at you for us right now. Yeah, for you. Oh, it makes sense. I don't think they formally embrace the odds distinction. O Z. She even put her her oh, she broke his oh Sorry, I want someone to give you the Australian most sure is that I was killed in Australia man. I would love to go to Australia

Have you never been I've never been Australia. I've only been off this conid one time. Where'd you go? I would not want to I want to kill You came to England and you didn't even see me Jack dude. I was I was there for two nights I think we could have had one so it's your illicit it's your country You have the obligation to come and see him. Yeah, you show up at your door In your country. I was on a schedule. I was on vacation. I was at work Yeah, sure so you could have come down to see me and gilford. I was posing a criteria on it I wanted to go to go to bed. Yeah, this is the trip where he went all the way to England and ate a TGI Friday. Yeah, a TGI Friday is a way to pizza.

Nice. No, it was cool that we found like this little pub the next day like next to a castle Which is like oh, there's just a castle. It's three thousand years old. No, no, no, you could just go to a restaurant look I've got a castle not three thousand. Yeah, it's pretty beautiful. I do I do like the oldness of Europe You can't do that in America. Nothing's very old. You and I were in Amsterdam. Yeah. And we were standing on a bridge, and I read the plaque on the bridge, and I realized

that the bridge we were standing on is older than our country. Well, not older than the continent, but older than our discovery of the North American continent. Yeah. It was a bridge from the 1300s. We're in Belgium, and we went in the castle that took like 800 years to build. And you think, wow, like you could be working on it and you could say, well my great, great, grandfather was working on this. It's still not done. It's just so many generations it took to make that place. Maybe it was 400 years. It seems like the weirdest thing would be to be the person who's like you

born and the church is being built and you die in the churches a little bit further being built. Yeah, still that you will be designing, knowing that you'll never see it. Right, ever. It's gonna help. Or imagine just being the guy who put the last brick on. Boop! I did it! It's like 800 years.

Then they cut off his hand. But, man, Belgium, we may have talked about this and you did that. I think we did. The really good smelling alleyway. The little tree talking about this. God, I just want to go back to it. It was like a two-by-two foot area We just this is where Monte clutches his teeth. He's like I've heard this before Oh my god, we shouldn't reveal how dare you repeat. Yeah, we shouldn't repeat ourselves What what's the name of our place in Amsterdam, buddy?

Baudestude Cafe, Baudestude Cafe, Baudestude Reverend Amsterdam, go to Cafe Baudestude It is in English. It is the bar of stuff It's in the stoof province we learned or the stoof neighborhood Stuffing bodice stoof. It's it's it's in the red light district. So yeah, it's careful kids We have a red light district. I You should have never been over to Amsterdam. I have never been to Amsterdam But I do know ludicrous and that's what I was singing. Yeah, nice

Yes, I know you're surprised This is American culture I've got all the places where you can get Lutacris was in that Max Payne movie. Did you ever see that? Max Payne? Oh, no. And you ever played Max Payne? No, I've played Max Payne. There's a one in Mark Wahlberg, right? Yeah, that movie was terrible.

It was nothing to do with the game. He was also in Fast and the Furious too. And by the way, this is the main thing I don't like about when actors do stuff based on a book or in a game. Mark Wahlberg was like, I don't play the game. Okay. Just did the movie. It was nothing like the movie.

I had the game, I mean. Well, that was like, I can't play the game. Okay. Just did the movie. It's nothing like the movie. I had the game I mean, well, I can't recall a movie based on a video game that is like the game in any way Well craft Tomb Raider. Yeah, Tomb Raider be the closest I would say. Did you think it was like it a lot? I mean she was exploring tombs and wearing various outfits. You looked exactly like I should have even applied the original Tomb Raider would say the storyline was nothing to do with it. I mean Prince of Persia had a prince Who could jump on stuff and it was the head of the time sword or whatever. The time dagger. Yeah. I'm excited about Max Payne 3 coming out. Is that this year? That is this year. Yeah. I'm just someone with a cursory level of knowledge about

Max Payne if they did a slow motion scene would say, oh yeah, that's just like Max Payne the game. They did one slow motion scene in the movie. That was the big thing in Max Payne was. It was bullet time. We said like doom. I mean doom had the whole first person stuff movie Exactly, but it's like what was the storyline of doom? I mean it was just they opened a gateway to hell On Mars. Yes No, that's what it is. They're colonizing Mars and they end up opening up for all to hell What I'm saying is for hell itself doom doesn't really have a very rich storyline

They had to make a movie at a something right? But But I mean, that was part of the original story. I want them to make a Legend of Zelda movie, but like someone impressive, like Peter Jackson's got a direct, it has to be super epic. It would be fantastic if we could divide that up. Yeah. Or even like a television series that'd be fantastic. Each temple would be one season. Well, I can see like a grand theft auto movie, but the thing is like those games are so well done.

Like, I can't imagine a movie being much better. That was a movie cool grand theft or yeah had a wrongy Howard in it So you're saying that no movie has ever been like the game is based on this name It's just a one that is yeah, it was a point so like super Mario Brothers They have yet to make one so great movie I feel like they have yet to make a very cinematic game into an actual cinema experience. Like I don't consider the Prince of Persia or Tomb Raider games to be that overly cinematic. Like when I think of a cinematic game, I think of Mass Effect. I made a Pokemon movie. I think I stopped it. I think I started a game or started a cartoon.

That's why if you play Pokemon Red or blue, the drawings of the Pokemon look different. That's not like a live action movie though, it's still animated to the series. If they made a live action Pokemon, sign me up. I'm auditioning for that. There was a trailer for a live action Pokemon. Like, what would you like a fan made one? I would like to play Mew. The cat Pokemon. The cat Pokemon. I know jack shit. I don't know how to play. I just want to be in it. How many Pokemon are there now like as far as I'm any actual titles are all of them originally there was 150 I'm like games like hearts like no idea like red gold carry and all them upstairs would know after the like red blue and yellow I stopped I had yellow those are the first three yeah okay

I don't know So do you make coral urban in it right Carl urban in the rock? Oh, oh, carbon that guy's awesome. Yes Boy, I worked on a call urban movie. It's the last thing I did before I left really do you have anything signed by him that you're hoping? I'll die for no, okay, but the movie was oh, how's that? Dread oh shit. You worked on dread. Yeah. Yeah, that's the remake of judge dread. Yeah, he was judge dread Yeah, yeah, apparently he never takes his helmet off in the movie. Oh, right. Yeah Unless you shot something that you know it often we might spoil everything The thing is I often turn up on set not having a clue what I'm doing

So I kind of have to ask why is that not shock me? Well, I don't show up not knowing what you're doing So I turn up on set and I'm like so I've got to figure out what this is it looks like a movie So I turn up on set and I'm like, so I've got to figure out what this is. It looks like a movie. And then there are cameras pointing at people. And then the dude like walks by, like, it is gear. And I'm like, that's the guy from Star Trek. That's pretty awesome. Yeah. This girl in this movie in the female lead, it looks like in Dread. Yeah. Has the most British name ever. What is Olivia, third will be. But she's not British. She's born and raised in New York, it says in her bio. We shot it in an abandoned shopping center in London, it was cool.

Cool. It was something to do with drugs. And Lena Heady. Who's that? I don't know. Dread's based on a comic book actually. Oh is it? Yeah.

But it is weird, like I've turned up on set sometimes where, like I figure out what I'm doing as I'm there. I've done one job where after I finished and left, I still have no idea what it was. Oh, yeah. I flew to Latvia to film a little nozzle, like, in a black beast of cardboard, spraying some liquid. And everyone was Latvian. I didn't really get any explanation of what I was doing.

Shot it, went home. I don't know. What was it? You have no idea where that was now, or where that footage is. I do. So you just hand off the footage to an editor or something like that. Yeah, I don't know. You have no idea where that is now or where that footage is. So you just hand off the footage to an editor or something like that. Yeah. I'd find any price production. I would be obsessed with trying to figure out what that was. Yeah. I'd shot it. Like you could have been like partisan cult thing to bring about the

enterprise. Thanks. No, I hear what it was a different color liquids or just one color liquid. It's like a spray. It's like a jet of white spray. So you shot it against like a green screen or something? It was just black, against black. Like, psh. That's it. We'll wait till that be able to do that. So cash and then you went home, that's it.

That's really weird. All right, well speaking of mass effect. That's another thing that hasn't been spoiled for me yet. Somehow I have yet to have the ending of that game spoiled. I don't really know. Well, I know everything's going to write my comments. I don't really know that it can be spoiled for you. Like, it's not like a one liner, like, oh shit, you're spoiled. I don't really know. I know everything to write my comments. I don't really know that it can be spoiled for you like like a one-liner like oh shit you're spoiled.

I mean you have to like explain something for two or three minutes to. I only know as a shit ton of people are unhappy about the ending and a bunch of people don't care about the ending. Like a bunch of people like that. It's like petition is going on and everything. And I'm very not-spec. I have now finished mass effect. Okay. Okay. And I'll be very careful not to spoil anything here. I appreciate that But it's just I guess people who have played the game for a while wanted a better ending is essentially all I can think They wanted something better than what was there. I mean, I could see that I mean like I played Assassin's Creed To brotherhood and revelations and the way they wrap the SEO storyline

I mean, that was three full games and the way they wrapped the SEO storyline, I mean, that was three full games. And the way they wrapped up his story was awesome. Like, it was like the most rewarding ending I could imagine. It was a pretty sweet cutscene. Yeah, I mean, it was awesome. Like, I never played the first game, but even they kind of wrapped up the Altair storyline too, which they kind of touch on a little bit in Revelation. And even that, like, the way they link everything together

was just like, that's fucking brilliant. It was some of the best writing I've seen in a game. It was really nice how they interlaced at you and um sorry I'll tell you a story yeah especially with the ending oh I want to talk about it now I know I'm really glad you guys are huge fans of that franchise and you can talk about it because once again I know nothing about it I can't even see what game goes in what order now say I'm like that with Mass Effect like I've I have literally played 30 minutes of Mass Effect one And that's it. Yeah, I know zero except that shepherds dude on it and apparently No shepherd to check. Oh well

Anything so you just miss the sentence creepy completely pretty much. Oh, it's fun. No listen I have I think I have a thousand points in the first assassin's Creed and after that I'm off off the radio like I collected all the flags and killed all the templars I think I was there when you collected the last flag or I killed the last I'm large so annoyed. I don't have a thousand points in that game That's it. There's a chimneys. You can miss. I'm not playing the whole game again You have to talk to the woman every available opportunity missed it. Yeah, oh, and also I killed 49 at 50 10 plus Where's the last one? I know So annoyed as Michael you thousand it we did together when you are when you're in a game and you're playing yeah

And you see a collectible and they're pretty good it right. I don't want to Learn that by accident because then you're searching for one you may have already got it's a nightmare right you should be able to disable them Like GTA I want to turn off all the pigeons and then turn them on when I want to collect them or it should be like Tains Row where after a certain point they appear you can buy it in game door they put on your map. Right. Revolutions did that where like there were a hundred hidden items and after you got after you collect 50 the other show up on your map. Yeah that's good. So. Okay that's cool. Yeah. Okay. So then then then you're rewarded for oh there's one let me grab it. Yeah. And so I mean. I see a much more elegant solution. Yeah. You could you could

easily stumble across half of them on the map. I mean, just seeing them around. Even if you throw, also, they have this equal vision mode where you can see extra stuff. If you see one in that mode, it marks on your map, too. That's it. OK. It's like big vision. Good job.

It's like it's way to identify enemies and stuff like that. I would play the trilogy, though, the Assassin's Creed II in the next two games. Play those. OK, don't worry about that the Assassin's Creed 2 in the next two games play those Okay, don't worry about that. Assassin's Creed 2 is three games. It goes Assassin's Creed 1 Assassin's Creed 2, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood and Assassin's Creed Revelation And now they're making three. Two Brotherhood and Revelations are trilogy. You are so much reminding me why for Red vs. Blue We went back to numbering the season as opposed to to naming the seasons. In fact, now on our box,

we just put season seven, season eight. The fact that they called it Assassin's Creed II, Assassin's Creed II, makes me think, were they planning a trilogy? I don't know. What would they mean? Well, I know why would you call a trilogy II? No, it makes sense because these storylines

like Revelations and Brotherhood fall at Ezio still and they just complete a storyline. So now we're moving on to a totally new character in the third one so I think it makes sense that way who did I play in the first one I play exeo I'll tell you I'll tell you you always play Desmond who has ancestors yeah right taking clear Desmond who is then going into the machine and you inception the enemy here's what I play I remember Assassin's Creed 2 because I and I played it Jack just because you talk about it so fondly okay because I had

good memories of Assassin's Creed but you were like you've got to play that Amazing I was in Italy during the Renaissance I want to say yes, and I got in some kind of mob brawl Fight with a bunch of people and I was like That's like literally the beginning of the game. I was like you can't do that with games these days. Every game starts terribly. What game? What game is like this is brilliant instantly. Mass Effect, Batman. Dead Space 2, Jack, I have put up one Dead Space 2 because Jack has said such amazing things about the opening to Dead Space 2. And Mass Effect 2 had an amazing opening.

I, that was the first time I played Mass Effect. I was, you dropped straight in it. Everything's good. I didn't like it. Wait, so have you played Dead Space 2 now? I have not you have not okay I like the tutorial levels The first stage of Dead Space 2 is fucking incredible It's I mean like it has a different feel it has a different overall tone Dead Space 2 is from Dead Space 1 but Dead Space 2 the intro is fantastic I thought the beginning Halo 3 was good We like walking through that jungle and find the boots and all that.

That's pretty good. Hey, let's solve it. The beginning of Skyrim's kind of that way too. I mean, you're like about to be executed, but then this dragon comes out of nowhere. Oh, fuck. Hey, hey, what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's too overwhelming for me. Like, it's just too much once.

Man, I watched Moneyball again because I was on vacation. I just had to like play it in the background while I was ironing I have to iron in a hotel. I hate that. What do you iron? We need what do I iron? I always have to pull them out of a suitcase. Yeah, shirts. I'm up underwear Yeah, I know Gavin. Yeah, I have to I can't go to a business meeting looking like I just crawl that I was doing my self There there are money ball is a great movie. It is. It, it begs extra watching.

There is a scene in money ball where the writers are just like, fuck it, we're going to leave the audience behind. We don't care. It's when they're trading for Rincone. And it is, and you just have to watch the scene again. You have to watch like three times to even understand that even like writing, I guess they're named after actual people that were in baseball at the time. There's two guys named Steve that they're calling on the phone and they're trying to get

which one straight who they're calling and it's insane and they don't care if it can keep up or not. They just blows right through it. That whole scene is just Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill in an office with a phone. Talking about numbers and talking about players and organizations, yeah. So awesome. Yeah. I want to talk about a very cool video that Chief and Hunter just made. I don't know if you've seen it Bernie. It's called Mario with a zero. Can I point you on pause for just one second so we can finish the really quickly the

wrap up on this Mass Effect discussion? Yeah. Because I know it's a hot button to chew. Gus and I might do a separate podcast where we just like a spoiler podcast. Okay. We talk about our opinions of the enemy. We might actually call maybe a good idea to loop in Eddie to our huge now a writer on Red versus Blue and he had opinions of it.

But in a nutshell, no spoilers, Gus and I think everyone's insane. I think that's the ending. The mass effect ending is completely and totally fine. There's one argument about related, and this is not a spoiler related to some choices, and whether the choices are clear or not, I get that, that's a mechanics thing, whatever.

You know, as far as narratively, the ending for Mass Effect is perfectly fine. And people who are complaining about it, I don't get it. Even all the stuff I complained about last week, about Mass Effect 2, they can be spoilers. All that stuff is cleared up. All that stuff makes total sense now. And the way they explain everything and I think it's great. Can I also not be happier with the ending Mass? Let me also say something now that I'm thinking about,

like we're going back in time and talking about stuff we were just talking about before. You were talking about Assassin's Creed II and you were thinking of this trilogy or whatever, like it's funny they named it too. I just read yesterday that Assassin's Creed III has been in development for two and a half years already, which would have put it, like they started production

on almost immediately after two came out. Yeah, I heard that they picked it up. Second stuff. So they've had more development time on this one since the very first game. Like this the most developed. But even that's awesome. Like how much dedication was that of,

oh, so cool. I'm super jazz about it. I'm actually excited about the American Revolution one. Yeah, that's a war we've never really seen in a video game, right? Yeah, no, I don't think so. There's a history channel civil war game. American Revolution one.

That's a game, are this a war we never see a game for. You know what would be a good thing they should explore, and I don't know if they have in the Assassin's Creed universe yet, is pirates. Somebody put on Reddit the other day that they would love to see Rockstar do for a pirate game what they did for western game with red dead red adventure. That would be pretty good. That would be pretty sweet.

Well, like in Assassin's Creed 2, at one point, there's a map, and there's different locations marked on the map. And we're Assassin's War. And there's a lot of hints and stuff like the Japan's in there. I want to say the Caribbean's in there. I remember that you could send your guys to... Well, not that. It's like this sort of like a... not an Easter egg, but it's pretty cool. So that map... it was a map of the world before people knew what the World looked like, so it's kind of one of those weird things. Not that we know now.

Like California California was an island that was really strange. But yeah, people looked at that and we're trying to figure out what the other Assassin's Creed titles could be based on that map, because like they had the Assassin's logos and they scattered throughout. So they're saying like fuel Japan and like you know like pirates like you said that. Japan would be awesome too. If you have Samurai up in there, but it's crazy. I mean, assess its creed is like it just came out and it was a franchise.

Yeah, you know, as soon as it came out. Yeah, I know I loved it. Man, there was nothing more rewarding than sneaking up on a Templar and doing a bunch of things. It's everything that you want to do in real life, but you can't because of physical limitations and morality. Like, you know,

yes, I wish. Climbing buildings jumping on top of guys, stabbing them, throwing away, jumping on a horse, and escape. Let's not forget collecting flags. And collecting flags. I know I just don't want to collect flags. And Kristen Bells in it, too, so that doesn't hurt.

Whoa, Kristen Bells in it? Yeah, she's the woman. She's the woman who robs me of my achievement. She didn't talk to her in it. That's your problem. You're not talking to the girls. I didn't recognize her with So I heard that I don't Kristen Bell with the whole sloth video where she I love that so adorable. Yeah, well, it's adorable on the surface But then you gotta realize that somebody's life is like living with a person who cries

Oh, that's that's shepherds like and it's like, oh, God. I think all you feel like are we dead? We know that she's so happy. But somebody told me that we were talking about the topic of sloths this weekend, when I was in Los Angeles. And somebody told me that a big problem for sloths, it's a big mortality issue for them, is that they'll be in a tree and they're so slow and lazy

that when they go to move, that they're holding on to a branch with one hand, they let go with their other hand, and they move so slowly, they think their own arm is a branch and they grab a branch and they let go. They let that hand and then they fall to their death and it's a common way that's lost time. I can't be sure. I'm sure the evolution would have saw it that out.

Natural selection. I don't know if it's true or not, the person who said it didn't sound all that known. But it still really got to be funny. It's like the belief that Lemmings just reduced their population by throwing themselves off tall cliff. Didn't, wasn't it supposed to be like Disney Nature show, made them do that for the shot?

Yeah, they like forced them to jump off? It was a Disney that made that, what's that urban legend? There was something called like Wild Wild Kingdom or something? Yeah, and they feel, no, they featured Lemmings and they ran the Lemmings off a cliff. Why would they just lie? For the shot. that urban legend. There was something called like wild wild kingdom or something. Was it animated? No. No, they featured levings and they ran the levings off a cliff. Why would you lie?

For the shot. It was a abolitionist. Yeah. God. Here I'll look it up. You tell us about your let's play with Mario. Yeah. Have you heard of this, buddy?

No, I read your description of it on the website. It's four player co-op, Super Mario Bros. Side scroll. I like the really old one. Super Mario Bros. Side scroller like the really old one. Super Mario Bros. What? Bros. Hey, this is saying Mario, not Mario. Alright, I'll take that.

Super Mario Bros. Everyone has a portal gun. So, at any one time, you can have eight portals on this 2D level. And it's absolutely insane. As soon as the shell starts moving, it goes in, one comes to find out the other straight down on the one ever like, Jesus Christ. It's ridiculous. It's like a 20 minute video. It's just chaos the whole time. Do you have? Do you have everyone have an orange and blue portal gun? Or do you have the scent of your portals, your first

and second portals? So your portal only goes to your portal? Yes. Okay. So it's just like the actual portal game. Come up. My favorite parts went big birthday hits you and you were like oh no It's just crazy and that's how achievement 100.com right now. Yeah, what watching Gavin play this I realize how terrible he is at video game Well, this sounds horrible. No, these are the points where it's just like oh he's just gonna jump into a hole Well, I know you're playing the actual game. So at no point do you need to use portal. There's a way you're portaling yourself for a good like two minutes. Like damn it. But all the physics are good. Like you can do that thing where you just keep falling through

your two pools and then shoot when somewhere else and you just go, just come flying out at that speed. I love so much of my stuff. I love it. I mean, it's just like they're not being the longest videos too. And I think who's going gonna watch these people watching them? I played with Jeff. I played Utopia. Yeah, I was interested. I watched that whole thing. It's really just like just just enjoying about how she needs to be games are or how bad we are at the games. That Skyrim unicorn video will hit the microphone thing. Sorry. That Skyrim unicorn video is really popular too that you guys did you Michael it wasn't Jeff who did the other one? It was Jeff and I did.

It didn't wanna ride that redemption. I mean, it was many new corners. I was so disappointed that the one for Skyrim that you guys didn't put a rainbow in there. I mean, that was my favorite part of the Redemption one. I manually made that rainbow. Like, that was the crappiest thing ever.

It was so hard. I laughed so hard when I saw that rainbow, dude. So the, I got an idea for Let's's play something I didn't mean to do anyway. Why don't we go back and play red dead Multiplayer because there's a lot of achievements. I need to get red dead multiplayer. I've never played the most I always have an ulter your motive Dude, I love to play some of this Assassin's Creed multiplayer. We're still trying to get multiplayer achievements So yeah, the Assassin's Creed multiplayer is very fun. It's fucking awesome. Like it's a multiplayer that takes, it's a different kind of multiplayer, but once you understand it,

once you get used to it and kind of get better at it, it is, it's some of my favorite multiplayer ever played out. Have you played it, buddy? No, it's, no, it's not. But I think I watch Jack playing it. So the way it works is you have to assassinate someone and someone has to assassinate you pretty much.

Yeah, you have to target, but you're also targeting. Now I I play this with some friends and I've gotten to the point now where I can tell who's a real player and who's an NPC just by the way they move. Like, I'll be walking into a crowd. I see like seven of the doctor characters and one of them will just be like moving a bit differently. I'm like, he's gonna kill me. I'll start know if I'm like, I'll start back it away. And he'll like, be here to me. I'm like, he's gonna come in, I'm not just running, I would start chasing me. But you can, it's like really tense. Like you're constantly on the lookout

for like someone in the crowd could be set to kill you. And like the more quietly they kill you, the more points they get. So if they actually start chasing, just run at you, they get like 100 points. But if they just like work their way into the crowd and just go poison or something like that you got like Yeah, you get you get more you get more perks based on how well you do like a lot of fun

But you you get paranoid as how especially when you're approaching your target and you think someone's off to you is like crap crap, you have to kill your target before you get killed Hey, we're talking a lot about Assassin's Creed today, but I gotta say this There's no better testament to how fun a game is then there's no better testament to how fun a game is than to watch people in this office who play games all day. What when they get a break they'll stop and play a game and Jack the hobby. Jack and Jack will stop and play Assassin's Creed. Like it's always on your desk and he will load up Assassin's Creed after he's worked on editing videos about video games all day. It's right now it's Assassin's

Creed and Trials HD or the two games I kind of pick up. And then when I hold my play Star Wars, but like it, Star Wars a little bit different just because I don't feel like I have to be capturing all times. And for me, it's left for dead and halo, you know, I mean those are the things I load up. You still play Halo? Yeah, and I, I tell you what, I'm a Mass Effect 3 multiplayer could be that for me now too, because it's just like, you know, can play for a 10- You should be on Mass Effect 3 multiplayer during that livestream. I just said I hadn't played it and I got so much of that.

You said it doesn't make sense in that world or something along those lines. All I said was I haven't played Mass Effect Multiplayer and I don't know that I will because I don't think of Mass Effect as a multiplayer game. That's all I said. That's all I said. And I caught so much grief and now that I've played Mass Effect Multiplayer, now it makes sense to me. Totally makes sense.

Because it's not Versus. Versus would be, you know, I just imagine playing versus multiplayer and just being in a slam or like in a pole and be drifting in space for like 15 seconds for every match. And they've been briefed constantly. Cause you know, like whenever, whenever in the campaign you can do stuff that the NPCs can't do, it would never work in multiplayer. Like, can you imagine playing Max Payne against someone else you could also slow down time and to you wouldn't work Yeah, but it's it's cool the the horde mode that they have we talked about a little bit last week where you have objectives during word mode Awesome, that's cool. It's having play people any yet. Yeah, it's really cool So like you'll be playing it on a different level instead. There's oh here's another wave of enemies kill them

It's go to get these checkpoints and disable these terminals while you're fighting off the enemies. So there's different things to do at different points. So you're not just like, oh, bigger wave, more intense wave, Killham and get to the next one. It does work their way. And then there's a set number of waves, and then you have to get an attraction. At least all the versions that I've played so far.

Cool. It also helps a lot for getting your achievements in using different biotic powers or different tech powers. And also there's an achievement in Mass Effect 3 to get 5,000 kills. I finished the campaign, I think I'm at 1200. Oh, yeah. So it's you can rack up a whole hell of a lot more by playing multiplayer. That's cool. I'm not going to, although I have to go back and if I'm going to get all the achievements, play Mass Effect again and play it on insanity, which I'm not looking forward to. You're not playing in a sanity on your first run. I haven't had a lot of time to play games lately,

so if I get the mode like that, I will play on normal, just because I want to experience the story. And people, I knew the Mass Effect III ending was going to get spoiled for me. So I played on normal, and I blazed through that in about a week. I think it was like 35 hours, and I did it in a week. I've put on easy to get certain achievements, and I'll go back to difficult if I need to make it harder in order to achieve something But why make it harder? Why this is America Bernie? This is the land of making it easy.

America look at our part. No, I don't like it when difficulty doesn't affect achievements Um, she thinks all the achievements. Yeah, I get that like on skyrolls It's smart about that. They make you do every normal or heroic. On Skyrim, you actually start on the hardest difficulty. Do you? It's like four or five difficulty levels and you start on the top. And you can lower it and then it's- Which is what I did immediately? Can I tell you what I hate? Yeah. It's one of the topic of stuff that we like and don't like.

Yeah. I hate when there's a level of difficulty in a game that you have to unlock by playing an easier level. Yeah. That's just that they want you to play them on the ones. Yeah, well, that's what I don't like. Especially if they make it or what's even worse, they actually have eliminated this in most games, but some of the early games and achievements, it was, you got achievement and it was lower points for beating the game uneasy than mid-level for beating on normal and then, you know, higher points for beating on hard and insanity, but it didn't cascade. Yeah. Exactly. Hitman Blood Money was like that. There were four difficulties. You had to play every difficulty,

the whole game. It's for the whole game four times. Fuck. You did it though. I play on the hardest difficulty, and when the lower three didn't unlock, I was just like, I had to get a thousand points. I had to do it. I don't think I ever got too much into the Hitman franchise because I always felt like Hitman I could do things exact same way twice and get different results. Yeah. Like because it's a stealth game. Don't you like that? Uh, no, I, I, I felt kind of random.

So I was like, I'm sneaking up on a dude and I got up my little, was they called that go-roat or whatever. Yeah, the five, the five-wire thing. The five-wire winner, why? And you're, I'm going to choke the guy. It's like, I get within two feet of him and he sees me. It's like, well, I, I know on this level when I tried to run through a minute ago. I did this exact thing and he did I like random stuff in games You do yeah, I'm I don't like the fact that you can know exactly where everyone's gonna be at you know based on timing and stuff

I like that it's random. I Can't that's what I did like about hitman was the fact that like you can learn the schedule for people that I did like But I meant the individual encounters felt a little bit Oh, okay. Well, sometimes in Hitman you would have objectives that would like there's one level in the first Hitman where you have to rob a safe There's three safes and the thing could be in any of three and you just get a different experience based on complete randomization Do the assassination mini games in Saint-Tro remind you of Hitman? No. At all, they did for some reason they do. You just drive up and shoot someone. Pretty much.

Well, you have to lure them out. Yeah, you do these things to lure them out. One of the levels I played in Hitman was so complex, you could drop a chant of lear on somebody. Yeah, they go kind of. I remember the one in the theater where he did. Yeah, there's a bunch that you could either replace the fake knife for the play with a real knife or

Oh, no, it's a gun. It was like a prop gun. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm shooting Yeah, it's not like he dies me other actor actually just kills him. Yeah, that was kind of a change from the original Because the original you just went in and killed people in the quietest way possible in the fourth one blood money You could make every kill it like an accident pretty much and you got bonus points If like someone happened to fall into a trash compactor or something like that I remember one, there was like, you could poison donuts and leave them outside of it, like a police van. And they don't have like, they've got us in an idiot.

You give it to a surveillance team. Awesome. You think the cops would fall for that? They'll slap donuts like sitting outside their deal. Oh, that's great. Repetuate that stereotype. Keep it going. The name of the movie that Disney filmed was White Wilderness. And this is from Snopes.com. During the filming of the 1958 Disney Nature documentary White Wilderness, the film crew induced

lemmings into jumping off a cliff and into the sea. In order to document their supposedly suicidal behavior, this is true. So, Marius, do it with doing a nature program where they lied about nature. Yes, let me suicide is fiction. Why would they do that? Well, because they thought it was real and they were just trying to demonstrate it. So they induced it to just, you know, to show. Like what you said, Gavin, the world's not round

and Lemmingys don't kill themselves. That's like doing a documentary on polar bears and having a polar bear fight an elephant. It's a beautiful, awesome, cool line. Polar bear fight now. People thought that polar bears and elephants fought. And they thought, well, we don't think the time to follow a polar bear around until it runs into an elephant, we'll just put them together.

That's like season four of loss. What I'm saying is obviously they did fake it, but this was maybe an established fact at the time that this was the thing where lemmings were thought to run off the hills for population control or run off cliffs. And so the Disney crew to set it up so they would do that. I don't know if they invented the actual theory. We should know that the nature documentaries are notoriously difficult to film as wild animals are not terribly cooperative. Many nature shows and films of this air including Disney's true life adventures, movies and TV's wild kingdom states events to capture setting footage for their audiences.

The site of a few lemmings mistaking a lake or ocean for a stream and drowning after swimming out too far, or being pushed over a cliff during the frenzied rush of migration has become the basis of a widespread belief that lemmings commit suicide on mass when their numbers grow too large. So, they were just trying to show something, not necessarily a suicidal behavior, you know, from the they heard rushing, but that's what they started an urban legend by showing this. And a whole video game series.

I mean, the video game series is based on lemmings. Yeah, but I mean, they're not mice, they're little elves. It's kind of like a theoretical thing. Yeah, but I mean, I play the crap out of me. That was one of the few games that get played at school because I keep it in, like it was like learning strategy and stuff like that.

That's like that, that Oregon Trail. Oh, Oregon Trail was nice. Yeah, there's more of these games. Yeah. You've got to just sacrifice. You have to sacrifice the blockers and stuff. Mm-hmm. You blow them up and everything.

Yeah. Like, yeah, they'll either do it, you'll pin a couple in, and then let one, you know, have one build up your ransom stuff and then blow up the one is blocking. I was a sicko. I just put one block right at the front, wait for them to bump into and put the back one. They just be your trap, blow them all up.

But look at that. The worst thing about a dysentery thing is that it sounds like, oh, it's historically accurate. It's medical things. Oh, yeah. A dysentery. A dysentery. You're like, it's fatal diarrhea.

Yeah. And crap yourself to death right? The name of the ones that are weaker is like Jonah fell off the back of the wagon and broke his ankle You're like damn it Jonah like get back on there. We got to go. I never rested for my family I don't know if you guys would push on word until everyone died I was I would always like everyone to play as the banker because get more money at the start And I always plays the farmer which is like the most difficult one and try to survive Yeah, you make your food. Yeah, but if you make it to the very end then you'd actually like a lot of bonus points

You might have never played this game. It's called Oregon Trail Yeah, I've never played that. It's a big touchstone for gamers in America because we all played it during school It was you would follow a family that was moving from like Pennsylvania to Oregon and you had to go through the, like the unexplored West or Midwest and it was just awfully, like, Facing trials and tribulations on the way. Like, just interior. And you had, you shut up with five people in your family and then typically you had two by the time you've got two. So they died.

Yeah, they died. Wow. If you're like, die, get sick. I don't, yeah, I'd always kill like 500 pounds worth of buffalo and go like, you can only take back 200 and I was like, what the hell, why? Why, why can't I make little trips? I need to be in my family. I was like, I'm not fucking always leaving here. They'll make more mufflers. I'm going to learn the folly of the American explorer, the conquer. Let me see, I'll read the description of Oregon Trail to you. Oh wait, this is the actual Oregon Trail. Yeah, it's Missouri to Oregon City. That's what it was. Not Pennsylvania.

Oh, okay. And it was just, it was kind of like an educational game that they would let us play in school, but everyone just really liked the game a lot. You got to shoot Buffalo and Mayor's. Oh yeah. Rabbits. Yeah. And stuff like that. Did you have any equivalent of that in the UK? I don't think so. Maybe. Not much. The English Channel, the game. I went to a very small school Did you have a computer course a computer education course? You can't yeah, yeah, yeah When you prefer to that like what was a computer project you would do in the UK?

We would do like Microsoft access and Excel and stuff you do database. Yeah, yeah, they're doing smart stuff for us They're like oh play this game. There you go Let's put Gavin on Microsoft's access right now. Oh, I have him tell us what to do. That would be a fun video. Yeah. There was a guy who recently who just posted he went back and took the SAT as a 35 year old.

And apparently it's pretty funny. Did you see it? Yeah, I read that. How do you do? He actually beat his old score. He beat his score from when he was like 17 or 18 by like 35 points. Did he really study for it? I don't think so. I think you went in cold.

I think I would do fine in everything but mathematics. I think I would do... I would do... I'd probably do better. I imagine, I don't know, but... And also, I don't give a shit. Yeah. I'm just taking it for the hell of it. Well, you did that Microsoft certificate. Was that thing that you did some? You just you did it to see how much it would take you to pass and you passed. Yeah, it was a Microsoft certified developer. I think the actual name, they did,

they was initials, it was big in the dot com era. And I you can take, you just paid a hundred bucks to take the course or to take the test. And that's just for like a CV. Yeah, and then I would, I went in to take the test just to see what I would have to study and I passed the test. That's why I went in blind.

Like I think you needed a 700 on the test to pass and I got a 700. Like right on the line. I think that, I know so many people who don't study for a step and I studied for hours and hours in school and I'd go and get a hundred and I'd get like a C and like, dang it,

ah smart people. Sox, like my friend's father just felt like taking the bar exam and passed and studied all. What the hell? You can't put that on your CV by the way. Microsoft certified, you should put Microsoft certified in brackets, barely. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Yeah, it was just like an ask right next to it. See bottom. An MCSE MCS it was part of that program. Huh, so cool. Yeah, awesome. So Jack, I went to Los Angeles this weekend.

Yes, I saw you there for the first part of the weekend. Yes. And you when you were flown out there by Ruchertief, you stayed at the W I know. Yeah, we stayed at the W. I didn't vote that, but it was pretty nice. Man, so the W, it's one of these quote unquote green hotels, which is this bullshit, which means that the lights are dim

and there's no fucking water. And it also makes you feel bad for washing a towel. Yeah, yeah, it's like, oh, you know, like save the environment. Anyway, so the shower at this hotel, it's really nice, like this marble shower, very fancy Like they have like fancy soaps and shampoos and everything. Yeah, Marvel's great for the environment

But like the shower head is one of those like six inches wide with like all the little like nozzles on it and everything It's like rain shower. Yeah, it's like one of those fancy ones But and so it's like oh, it's gonna be great And you turn on the water and like the water just like dribbles off of it. I hate love my shasharers Yeah, and I'm like, I'm a bigger dude, so trying to take a shower, I spend more time trying to clean myself off with this freaking terrible shower head than I would if it was just normal pressure.

And then I went into the front desk, right? I was like, yeah, the water pressure in my room is pretty lame and she was like, oh, yeah, that's, well, we're at Green Hotel. I was like, oh, what makes sense? That's your excuse. So they just won't pump the water fast. That saves the environment.

Yeah, this is the last water. You can't show us, they turn green. And the way you lie, it's going off of them. I want to show it to almost knock me down. I want to power in my war. Yeah, you guys know, like, so we recently bought a new house. And we're renovating this house. And we're all done now.

We're moving into it. And we've moved in, yeah. Uh, we're boxes packing a move in. Nice. Congratulations. Congratulations. So the big problem was that we had to stay in the old house until we told it because it's all this stupid advice like a house shows better with furniture and I don't believe that at all. It's other people's furniture is fucking lame.

Anytime you go to somebody else's house like in the soul sheet. Yeah. It's like a little point you're supposed to upgrade your furniture though. Like make it look nice and but keep it furnished. Like this could be what your house looks like if you buy it. Right. Like this is the room where our couch goes. I mean, you'll have that lack of vision. They can't walk in and figure out what they would do with empty rooms. Anyway, so so we finally sold the old house and roomed a new one. But so part of the renovation that we did is we renovated some of the bathroom. I guess we called the bathroom, the toilet.

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test the water pressure first, because water pressure is one of those things you can never fix. There's nothing you can do about it, and you want excellent water pressure. How is there nothing you can ever do about it? What do you do about the water pressure? It's run by the water company. By a bigger pump.

By a bigger pump. How do you think water pressure works? I imagine in a power shower, there's a pump that's sucking in water and spraying it out fast. Is that not how it works? I assume the water just doesn't come down the pipe out onto your head at full speed. Yeah It does. It's my pipe. It's from the pipe. Because they put noise in the pipes and then when it passes the noise it works.

What? So you have a shower and you can't tap it. You can't go on. No, the water pressure comes from the pipe. There's no power. There's no device in your house that creates water pressure. Yes, there is. It's go to power shower. I had never heard of a power shower. Well, if you have a shower without a pump, it just goes. Sorry. It's just like. Is that what happened? So, what do you have? Do you have like a switch in your house to turn on the shower? Yeah. You do. Yeah. You're really in the UK, you have this.

Yeah, in the house, I live in the UK, there's a switch in the like the air and covered. You just flick it on. It's the power shower. It starts the pump. And then when you turn the war, it goes, hmm, I'm going to. I want one of these. Well, this is a thing.

It's a thing. Do you have any of you experienced any of these in America? Well, like where is in your current house, where is the switch to turn on the shower? I've known it, the water comes out fine. I'm not, I'm not good. I mean, is that just coming down the pipe? We don't have power showers.

I mean, I'm sure it's a device you can add to a house. I've never heard of this in my life. I'm gonna get one of these things. And yeah, that's what you do if you've got crappy water pressure. Awesome. It totally makes sense to me that you could do this. I'm not sure. I just blew your mind just now. Yes. Gavin, you blew my mind. It might be something that's not allowed

by code here in America either, because water pressure is a big deal. You can't use too much water. Why? Yeah. You have a drought limiting. We regulate the amount of gallons per flush. You can actually read it when you go to use a toilet in America, like a urinal, it'll tell you on top how many gallons of water it uses per flush. Why? because it's so much there's so many rules for everything Well, yeah Environmental conservation thing I mean, it's it's it's a lot of people have like More expensive to print that on all the bloody toilets No, it's not It's a real dumbass. I'm with Gab and let's go back to medieval times and all the bloody toilets. No, it's not

I'm with Gab and let's go back to medieval times and we'll just dig it out with each other flush until the poo is gone Well people can upset about the low the low flow toilets or whatever they're called So there was a black market for selling old houses toilets. Oh, yeah, yeah, because they were not you know if you have bad wall-to-pressure in your toilets, you can buy a power poo. If you're fucking lying about this power shower thing, I'm gonna get pissed at you. Power shower. You have a switch in your house, in a closet, and you turn it on to have a more powerful shower. Yeah.

That's the greatest thing I've ever done. That's awesome. Otherwise, it's like a turbo button on the old computer. Otherwise, it just comes out like a tap. I just went to renovating a house and I don't want to I don't want to know about this It's for power shower. I know we just fix this up But I don't know what the physical thing looks like it's you still just have a shower It's just gonna be getting there too. Oh, sure. Yeah, I guess that's one

That's like this one that's right next to the actual shower there. They can get in billion. I meant the shower That's inappropriate. I love I love showers, man. Showers are nice. That was a great last time. You took a bath. Every day I'm day of my life. I live. Yeah. I'm all about them. I refuse to take a bath in a place where the shower is the bath. Okay, I don't want to lie down where people have been standing. A power shower is a device that is designed to increase the amount of pressure used to propel water through the shower head

with the result being a more powerful spray of water. Power shower function with the aid of a device that is designed to increase the amount of pressure used to propel water through the shower head with the result being a more powerful spray of water. Power shower function with the aid of a pump that is able to concentrate the flow of water through the shower head creating the same sensation that it brings when more water pressure is actually present. I like the idea of you picking a place to live based on the pressure of the shower. It is. It's just terrible. We're not living here.

It's the end of the world. There's nothing we could do to improve the water. Dude, there's nothing worse than taking a shower with a crappy shower. And thinking about living it. Going to hotels and stuff, if you experience that, that's like, oh, that sucks.

But at least you're going home. You know your showered homes. It's like a very sadness. Yeah, this sucks. I want to fool wet room with a whole. Just really weird. I want a toilet where I can sit down and turn on the shower.

I think Bernie is currently buying a power show. I am. They kind of have those figurative todo toilets. They're like in Japan, but like they like wash you. They spray your butt or like whatever you put it in. Yeah, yeah. But it and it's like the seats warmed and crap like that. It like massages you and stuff.

It's weird. It is a little bit air in your bum. Do you ever see it abroad? TV show. Yes, yes. Where Kyle Pol it. I've seen it abroad, TV show. Yes. Where Carl Polkinson travels the world. He said the great world wasn't great. It was just pretty okay.

Yeah. He's like, the great world of China goes on for hundreds of miles, but so does the M6, which is a motorway. It's like, that's the good. But there's a moment where he's like looking at the toilet, trying to figure it out in Japan. And the thing is, he's like, brooop, sprays them.

He's like, really funny, show. You should watch it. This is definitely a K thing. So in the UK, they have electric showers. That sounds dangerous. It does. No, it's a thing. It's a thing.

Why haven't you thought of them? It also heats the water. So do you not have water heaters in the UK? No. I guess it's like a second level of heat. Why have we thought of them? Because apparently you guys did first, you won't share. Well, they have in have water heaters in the UK. I guess it's like a second level of heat. Why have we thought of them? Because apparently you guys did first, you won't share.

They have inline water heaters. Do you have hot water? Hot water. Hot water heaters. So do you have here where you have a hot water tank? Yes. And it heats up. And once you've used the hot water, your shower comes cold.

Yes. Right. So it makes sense to heat the water from the pump, right? No, it totally does. That's a tankless water heater. So we have those. We have those. And those usually considered to be

energy efficient devices, because they only heat the water on demand. Yeah, it's not constantly keeping a lot of boiling water in the loft. Exactly. And you're loft. That was the thing we went through with the plumber, we were saying,

can we run the pipes up so that we're using gravity even to create more water pressure? Smart. Thinking right. Thinking. Sure. And he said, well, let's put the two pipes in a one. using gravity even to create more water pressure. Smart, thinking right. Making sure. And he said, well, I just put the two pipes in a one. You know one of the best things about owning a house is having an attic. I love having an attic.

A garage is good to have too. Yeah, he said he said he said, there it is. A garage. Garage. Garage. I'd rather have a basement than an attic. No, we're not getting in the south. Have you been to that place? In Austin, the Indian place called than an attic. Yeah, we're not getting in the South. Have you been to the place in Austin, the Indian place called garage in the hall?

Yeah, that's pretty good. It's an awesome name. Good food. We can have food, I'm hungry. Yeah, where do we need? Uh, third base, maybe. I'm gonna third base. What's third base? Third? Sports bar? Sports bar. What's your time, Lindsay on the five days? We have one hour and 18 minutes bar. We go like 10 minutes. We go like 10 minutes to rinse right now.

Where we need 10 minutes. We got like 10 minutes 10 minutes to rinse right now where we need Rebezz you don't need greener skeet You still eat a mama foods every day. I know I got a good I don't go there again. I don't blame you You guys didn't go to bacon the other day though, right? Oh, that was really good. I don't First you said it's really good. It was great. I had what's called the best BLT Which is probably the best BLT in the world and it was very good. Yeah, I love BLT Toasted I don't like bacon on stuff on burger. No, why I don't know the mix. I don't like it. I like bacon alone. I'll eat alone. Yeah Half the idea is really good bacon. I want bacon ice cream on their burgers They have bacon ice cream at bacon. I don't know probably you didn't ask for it. No

They've chocolate bacon in Frank. I thought place. That's awesome. Yeah, was a chocolate covered bacon chocolate covered bacon It's salted how much was your license plate? 75 year so you pay 75 bucks a year to have a custom on vanity. Do you have one? No, what's your vanity plate? Yeah, I didn't know you haven't seen it. I guess I do yeah, I know it's one of those things you should get rid of it because I after I see once I don't even notice it Someone else we have a new car in the parking lot that is a vanity plate We have like someone's driving a Mustang out there. I don't know who the hell works here anymore Yeah, I saw that Mustang yesterday. It was a nice car

That's sweet the black one the guy I work with in the UK, the guy that owns the cameras. His name is John Hadfield, right? And he won his personalised his two cars with a personalised number plates. He wanted, because his name is John Hadfield, he wanted J1 Had and then J2 Had. And when he applied for J1 Had, they thought he was doing the joke. Did you do it G-Hard? G-Hard. Oh, that's fine. I can't believe he didn't write it down, didn't see it. They they thought he was Oh So they didn't give it to him. Oh, no, you can't run around with J had G had on

They open up a new draft house so the slaughter lane draft houses open now We should guys see and they're opening up another draft house in North Austin too Let's do that they open another one where open North Austin by like Lake line mall I'm not going there. Let's localize this podcast Yeah, let me put this in perspective. I just went a week in in Los Angeles I went to go meet friends for dinner. It was a 50 minute car ride to go meet them for dinner 50 minutes there just traffic 50 minutes back. It's also Los Angeles is fucking huge. It's fucking huge. If you go from like south of downtown to like north Hollywood, you're looking to like an hour and a half drive. Really? Yeah, well done. Yeah, so it was crazy.

But it's all that's all Los Angeles. I mean, the city is just enormous. And in Austin, I was thinking about that in Austin. It's like, it takes me 15 minutes tops to get to the airport. Now tops from here. If that didn't be sweet're so we're in like the southernmost point of Austin basically And I've got like my sister and brother and I'll they live up in Round Rock Which is like the northernmost point of Round Rock I love Austin and that takes me about 45 minutes to get from my house to their house What is the biggest city in America? New York City might be Dallas Fort Worth if you combine them you talk on terms of

the eagreage like in size size on the map size if we can believe the map and what they tell us yeah I would say in sciences I can't if W counts as one city like a Metroplex yeah that would be it but you have to also man Los Angeles is one big pavement smush I mean it's good do you like Diego and LA are gonna connect pretty soon. Do you like what's the demolition man? Yeah. Do I like what? LA. I do.

It has grown on me. I do. I like it. I've always liked Los Angeles. I've heard it's nice. It's cool city. I mean, the weather was insane when we were out there. It was really, really nice.

I was fucking rain. I wrote up a PCH, which is it's literally it's a highway that runs up the beach. Just a specific coast highway. Yeah, so it's like you're on Like if you look at the map if you can believe the map There is the there's the water and there's the line which is the the the freeway So it's like there's freeway sand water So you're just like driving along the ocean the entire time it's beautiful. It rained the whole fucking time

I drove up there. Oh, and it was a great weekend in Austin. Yeah It was a great weekend. Otherwise, but that was fun. We went up to Neptune's net, which is like this place where people on motorcycles go to eat seafood. And it's about, afterwards, Malibu, we can look it up on Google Maps. You know, I'm proud of us this week. We didn't talk about any death or brutal accident, right?

Maybe that's just being gone. We also didn't talk about guts. Should we talk about guts a little bit? Things we don't like about us. We talk We don't like about we talk about I like us I like us Okay, let me just because I don't like that So I just got back from a trip from Los Angeles. Yes, and I know I took no days off your row And so how many days off what you mean?

Gus will take maybe what do I mean you what hey yesterday I was in Los Angeles. Oh Gus will take, what do you mean, what do I mean? You went, hey, yesterday. I was in Los Angeles! Oh, sorry. I literally came back at 10 o'clock last night. Oh. So, Gus is gonna be gone to San Francisco for a couple of days, right?

He gets back Thursday night. Which means, do you, please, please odds. What do you think is the chance that Gus will be in here on Friday? Oh, man. I will bet you right now. It's almost even money at this point, because I know he has a lot of stuff

he's got going on right now. So it's kind of like, I don't think it matters. No, I think the day off takes priority To take care of stuff. I'll put 20 bucks Gus coming in. I'm gonna have to talk to the employees Because everyone I noticed everyone takes care of personal business now during office hours Like I couldn't find someone for an hour and a half well the other day and I finally found them and I said Where have you been? I've been trying to fight you for an hour and a half. Well, the other day, and I finally found them, and I said, where have you been? I've been trying to fight you for an hour and a half. And he points his head and goes, how do you hurt God?

I'm fine. You're literally eight hours after you leave this office and all weekend, get a fucking haircut of your own goddamn time. I see recently I open a bank account, and I think I could have you in the week. So stuff is difficult because it is during work time. Some stuff makes sense.

I get that. Some stuff makes sense. Like moving into my new apartment, I had to be like, I will be right back to sign this lease. I will come back. I'm sorry. I look at it. I never have the defensive bill.

I love it. Do you have a take sick days? The sure sick days? Like your ale you don't come in. Yeah. I've been sick twice. I've been taking two sick days as I've been a registered. In my whole working life, I've never had a single sick day.

Yeah, which I've listened. I know I've definitely said this before. Take your fucking sick days and take your vacation days. Take them. Why? Because you don't, you have them. Use them. Use them.

Why use them if you're not sick? Well, use them for mental health days to be happy person. Really? Just use them. Here's why. Because you go, here's what always ends up happening. We have discussions like this. Someone goes a year or two and they say,

you know, I haven't taken a vacation in two years, you're like, so, I mean, that's the reaction everyone else has, like, so what? Take your fucking vacation and enjoy your life. I take vacation, I just don't take sick days. I like that. I'm gonna take April off, is that cool? Nope.

The thing is, the thing is, there's no good time for a, in a company like this, where everything's like, creative all the time and you're stuff coming up, there's no good time to take. It a company like this where everything's like creative all the time and stuff coming up, there's no good time to take it. Yeah, it is going to be like, you always miss something good. Like I know it, like I'm working RTX this year and then immediately afterwards I'm going to Comic-Con and so I think I might take the next two weeks off once I get back to Comic-Con. What a good time.

I'm like, fuck you. When you say that like, you were gone for three years. Did you feel like you missed a lot of these moments, these creative moments like you were gone for three years did you feel like you missed a lot of these moments these creative moments when we were when you were gone I missed a lot of stuff three years you did I missed a whole of immersion the mission was quality just being We got a lot of it. I felt like I missed much. We got to you know we could do some more of those why not you know I mean but yeah, I know what you mean. It's like some big things go by and you know you don't you know work things. But you were working on stuff in the UK. I stuff gunna, I'm fine. You were working on products where you would go to Lisbon and you would cook a steak and a piece of marble. I remember that was the story you told.

Could you steak on the rocks? They would give you a hot piece of marble and a real steak. They give you a hot piece of marble and just a selection of meat that you want. I just had steak. They do that at Uchi. Yeah, in Austin. It isn't a close common thing.

Maybe I had a Uchi? No. Hot rock. Hot rock., yeah, that Kobe beef Delicious But it was it was interesting to like actually cook a steak and it's just made like his face It's so good. It was interesting though because I Usually's cook a steak and then eat it But to have like me and then cook it and then instantly put it in your mouth

I was like working backwards of how rare I would like it. So now I realized I really ran me. I just want to do it. It's like totally crazy. Yeah, it's interesting. It's just, you know, it's a character. Yeah, I think I'm going to be dripping with blood. See, that's the kind of stuff you were doing in the interim. You were going to Lisbon, Portugal, and Latvia.

Things like that in Latvia. In the interim, Jack and I were doing things like last time we went out to Los Angeles together was to present for the... Yeah, the mission more words. Did you present in that as well? No, no, I drank. And I attended.

And through no fault of their own, they didn't know this. They booked us into a hotel. That was undergoing massive reconstruction. Not just renovation, reconstruction. And when we showed up at the hotel, we showed up at, I think, not just renovation, reconstruction. And when we showed up at the hotel, we showed up at, I think about 3 PM and the awards were at eight. Yeah.

At 3 PM, we showed up. The power was off in the middle of the day. We were on the eighth floor. So no power meant no lights, no AC, no elevators. That's nice. So we had our luggage, we had to go up. And the unlit stairwell, they had employees with flashlights at each of the landings acting as the lights the employees were.

That's horrifying. And they make noises like that echolocation. And then you would see down the hallways like you get to level five and you'd look down the hallway the entire wing of that hall or the floor of that hotel was gutted. Yeah. It was bare cement and like these weird constructionted, it was sparesin' it, and like these weird construction things, and it was completely dark. I swear to God that hotel, it looked like a map from left for dead. It was like a sanded zombie start popping out of

the door, and you had to run for your life. And then in a hotel room, in the dark, like by the window, with the only light that comes in, I'm just like- In the fetal position? Yeah, just sitting there waiting the power come back on, so I can take a warm shower and go to the get ready for the war. And eventually, I, we set this for like a narrow half a city. I called Jacob. Fuck it. Fuck it.

So we left the hotel and like I grabbed my stuff. I was walking on the door and the power all came back on. It was like, oh, wow. Nice. That's still cool. It didn't matter. I went to my hotel in Dubai where the lift, the elevators, were single person elevators.

And there was no automatic door. It was like, you know how you open a fridge and it's got that kind of suction. It's like, and then you open it. And then when you close it, it's like, and it sears your shut and you just sort of in. So you're in like a really one guy? I added fridge.

Cool. But one person, there was loads of them. But I always have big cases when I'm on a filming job. So there was somewhere, I could sort of shimmy them in by my legs. There was one case that I just had no room for. So I held it above my head, like right in the stupid one person elevator.

And then it would be a luxury thing. I guess it won't be like some kooky stupid dumb move. But and then when when elevator stops you just push the door and it's like, I'm pretty sure they probably had a freight elevator somewhere in that building. Sure. That could take real items up.

I mean, I don't speak Dubai to ask for that kind of thing. I don't speak Dubai. I mean, I don't think it there beds up. You know, I think I'd bring them up one piece of it. I probably not keen on the customers using the freight elevator. Well, you're different. I mean, they'd call your hotel a little comedy, you know? Yeah.

I don't like to ask people to go out of their way to, I don't like to just sort myself out. You haven't dedicated. You haven't been to that case. I don't like being served, really go out of their way to, I don't like to just sort myself out. You haven't dedicated, you know? I don't like being served really. Really? No, he doesn't. That's weird. He talked about this before where he doesn't like answering questions about how he wants his food. Maybe it's like a British thing, like is that way, like that's your excuse to not hit people? I think it's because I work on set where there are runners who are much older than I am.

Yes. And they kind of, I feel really bad like them getting me drinks and stuff, while I filming I hate that it's like yeah I'll get my own drinks don't bring me anything I can't feel that for people older than me when older people older than me do stuff for me I feel terrible I feel like I should be doing this for you I don't know as I handed me a drink that's just thinking there's this smart meat that's right in the camera department he's like I love Barbara Hey Barbara is coming Jump on here tells what you thought of bacon the restaurant bacon

else about bacon Bacon so you also Gavin used to work at a grocery store which you're casing the name of the grocery store waitrose So you worked at waitrose which is a high-end grocery store the UK Ooh, and he had specific training where they told you, don't speak to the customer. No, I love what's in the opposite way. So you're allowed to make conversation

and speak to the customers. You just won't allow certain phrases. Like you had to end the conversation in a certain way. You couldn't say, have a nice day. But you couldn't initiate a conversation with the customer. You can. I thought you couldn't go out to the state, is everything okay?

Do you need anything? I mean, there's no... I hate when people do that. I really hate that. Especially at a grocery store. Oh need anything? You, I mean, let's know. I hate when people do that. I really hate that. Especially at a grocery store. Oh, what? Clearly I know what I want. But the big thing was, don't say, have a nice day.

Because it sounds like Walmart and people hate it. So what'd you say? Let's say, yeah, thanks. Peace out, motherfucker. Peace out, yeah. What's wrong with people coming up asking if you can help those. I hate that. I love that.

I love that. Because if I need one thing and I'm not sure exactly where it is, but yeah I was looking for this because I have the time. I'm the retard in the aisle going Oh, where's the Pop Tarts well, most of the time I've gone into a store to get so I mean I know I know I can find it I'm not I'm not more on Have you ever been home depot home depot tax and the worst thing about home depot is you find somebody with those orange Smokes and Like you start walking towards them and they see you coming like they're working you like do we inventory some

They look and they see you and you see them you make a icon and they have that oh shit. Yeah, this guy's about to ask me for something They avoid people at that place. Yeah, you can see it You can see that and they clump up together. Yeah, they like they like they like hide in the aisles They have conversations that are not because they do not want to find what you're looking for either. No anyways bacon was okay I Was I was I was kind of unimpressed what you have you just had fries. I had well had bacon fries Here's the thing don't just open a restaurant called bacon. I would only have bacon there They what they have they have burgers and sandwiches and whatever with bacon on it, which is like okay, but

To me a restaurant called bacon should only have bacon or at least a lot more bacon Should always are steak and it's it. Yeah, but it's called bacon. Yeah, but bacon isn't a meal I Don't care I'll have the bacon. No, that's the creativity making a meal Well, I ordered the bacon fries in my mind thinking that they were gonna be little strips of bacon at I want to get a Barbara's restaurant It's like steak place. It's like oh

We don't have steak I'm glass of wine we have blood. Yeah, but it's not a restaurant called steak. What's up in different? What are you going to steak house? What are you going? It's like, well, I'll just have steak. Yeah, we'll end up okay. But they have thicker bacon there too.

Nothing like habanero bacon. I don't know. No, they were just there. I don't know how to eat. I saw BLT and I thought I'm going to have that. I don't read the whole BLT I thought I'm gonna have that I don't read the whole many there's some things I have with menus. I never read the first item on a menu There's no point right what because no one ever orders the first item on the chart is what the charts that you would like to order I've menu item number one. What is this never gonna be the first thing? He is physically face-pomming right now

Nothing sticks to Gavin nothing. It's like he couldn't tell us what the grades are in the UK school system. What do you mean? And then he forgot how old he was. I didn't forget how I thought he was twenty-year-old. You're an idiot. It's like you're a tank that's like seven-eighths filled. And it's like you only have this amount of capacity. What is all this?

What are you filled with? British. You're filled with British. It's like the OS is taking up too much room or something. I just came back to this. It's so good. What is it? What is your area of expertise that you know? If we were going to go to a trivia contest, what would be your specialty? What can we look at you and be like, you've got this? I know. Hayla pretty well. Right? The Haylor Lord. So proud. Things in slow-mo. I actually put, I think, my kid, my kid, my kid,

is constantly speaking. I know my speed photography. You do know my speed photography. He knows what a water balloon looks like when it pops in slow motion. Actually, Gavin has quite a bit about cinematography in general. Like, you know about... Louder.

The fundamentals of photography, you know pretty well. Yeah, like the basics. No, but it's important stuff. I mean, a lot of people don't know that a lot. They're like, DSLRs, they put it on the green setting. Yeah, that's a lot, but it's important stuff. I mean a lot of people don't know that a lot of you love DSLRs They put them in the green setting and yeah, there's a lot of that on set now people using five Ds on a movie set It's like and I'm like can you just go go down two stops and I like oh Really? Yeah on a professional movie set, huh? Yeah people like I'm well fix the f-stop and post basically my my generation is coming into the movie industry and the TV industry ruining it.

Like that old-life. Your generation is ruining it. If, seriously, yes. Because I've been trained by the old school. And I'm single, these new DS alumni, for example. Who's training the other people? Film school. YouTube.

Oh, I see. YouTube, yeah. I've been trained by people who start on film. Sorry. I get the good education. OK, well, Barbara already went to lunch. Where'd you go? I went to Waterburger. Nice. Really? Yeah get like the good education. Okay, well Barbara already went to lunch. What did you get? I went to Waterburger. Nice. Really? Yeah. You just barely know expense. What up? I know. That's what my life goal is is to go to Water

Burger and eat a burger by myself and say, man, what a burger. Wow. And then just another life goal of mine is to go to the Nile and stand in it and be like I'm into Nile and then leave That's my I'll be happy I'll be like Would you like go with which Jack what's your ultimate life goal? Geez, I have negative vision goggles Barbara goes makes a horrible pun Egypt What is your like goal? I would like to do a city life goal. I would like to announce a major sporting event.

I can see that. That'd be cool. You can probably do that. I was thinking about that. If I wanted to do announcing for football, how do you get started in that? What process leads to doing what dad was the previous guy? Yeah, honestly, that's a big part of it. You have to wait for someone to die.

You can probably do a local sporting event and probably do some, like, win a contest or something. Welcome to the 30-annual Little League tournament. So, I mean, like, honestly, like, if I wasn't approached, it'd be something like, I'd go to a high school and be like, who does your PA announcement during football games? And like, I guess, just work your way up from there. You announce to PAX panel, I watch once. It's pretty good. Yeah, I mean, I've done this. I've done this in 2010. I've watch once. It's pretty good. Yeah, PAXY 2010. I've done a few interviews for the PAX. Yeah, but what's your shitty life goal?

I don't know. OK, good. To remember the one age. To know something. To be honest, my life goal is to get a visa to work, and I did it. I think you went. Yeah.

Let's go ahead and kill yourself. I wish you a medical. I do want to pee from one country into the next I have heard you say that yeah You know, there's that point in America where you can stand on like the intersections of five states or something four states But as it was a nice stand on that and what Yeah, it's four states four states. I want to know what this really skinny fifth I want to know what this really skinny 15 You could have right anyway. I want to just down on that point. It's road. I on a

It was down that pissing a circle On all of my ones the problem is that's a national national park like a monument where people go take a lot of photos That will make it so much better though Yeah, that's the British guy the last thing you do in America There was a British guy pissing. I'm an American guy wearing night vision goggles and a Canadian girl making weird puns. What yours? What's your life goal? Well, Barbara should make me think a bit because I'm his bandit to meet your Martin.

And he has this thing where he talks about going to the beach really early in the morning and putting messages in bottles and then floating them out to sea. And I have wanted to do this because he puts on the message. He says, I'm standing right behind you. And then when the people pull it open, he's like right there. They think that'd be fantastic. It's so hilarious.

I want to do that tomorrow. We'll go down to Zilker Park. Thank you. Anybody? So you're wearing a Torchie shirt, Lindsay. I am. And you used to work in Torchie's Tacos. Sadly, I tried to repress those memories.

Yes. It's a good restaurant. I was working food sucks. Period. It really, really does. They provided the hideout, right? I've never worked food. You'd never worked food off? I worked at an H.E.B. but I mean, I never. No, that's kind of the same thing.

Well, I don't know if I would handle that as food. Yeah, I mean, I never did like quick service or anything. That's more like actual merchandise. Yeah, did you work in food besides waitress? Yeah, I spouted the fruit and bench. Oh, food and bench. But I mean besides waitress? Yeah, I used to put out the fruit and veg. Oh. Boot and veg. Putting me besides waitress. God, what?

You haven't looked like such a douchebag right now. Yeah, because you've got some gloves. Yes, some gloves on indoors and he's wearing a... Take a pop your color up. Yeah, your color. He asked us to call him Maverick before the started. Maverick. I want to meet Luke in the pub.

Actually, last week I did my half of the podcast. I don't want. Did you really? You got a Facebook radio, Gavin. Yeah, after I took a photo of the podcast You got a face for radio Gavin Photo of him or a video of him taking off his with your headphones a day and your hair was I took off my hoodie and it static eyes to my head We can't just try to look everyone's pause while he's sexy. Okay. Let's go to look Any else we should talk about barb anything community related that we should talk about By our RTX ticket. Hey shit. You know what happens on Sunday? What?

Church. Come on. Oh yeah Sunday. Sunday's the fucking ninth anniversary anniversary. Oh, we have announcements based on that. Yeah. Sunday's our ninth anniversary is a company. Yeah. And then we always have cool stuff. So starting on Monday we'll be talking about some cool stuff. Okay. And then also don't forget we're going to be a Pax East the following weekend, which is Easter weekend, the 6th to the 8 week. Yes, and we have a panel Friday at one o'clock in the main theater and our booth is number 160. And I wanted Monty to be in here, but we had some technical problems starting the podcast. Monty would talk about some of the stuff that we're getting ready for PAX East, which should tell you that we're going to have

announcements specifically related to Red versus Blue Season 10 and a very cool reveal related to RVBT. So be on the lookout for that. Hopefully you can attend our PAX panel. We go on right after Mr. Gabe and Tyco on Friday, Friday afternoon. So if you're thinking about attending PAX East, be sure to come on Friday and see our panel. And don't forget that RT Oz is currently selling. Oh, Z. RT Oz. Thank you. You got a root T dot com to buy tickets to the Australian fan event known as RT Oz. And Bernie's going to fly me there. Go into it. Jack is going to live stream from America to everyone who attends. Did you guys already talk about

sidequest at all? No, we'll talk about side quest All right, well side quest is an event that happens during RTX It happens on the off hours of the commission so it doesn't interfere with the actual event There's five different events. I believe one is sold out But you could go to the side quest group on our website to find out more and we will be sure to provide a link to the side quest group in the link The link to hell. Yay. I'm hungry.

Guys, I think we did okay without Gus. I think that if something horrible happened, Gus sucks. I was scared. Gus does. I just thought I would mention that. We have any Gus. Do you want to talk behind his back?

I love you, Gus. No, he just sucks. We did. I'm. He has a big head. Your beard and trans is. I have a bigger head. No, he has a pretty big head.

We should measure to say I have a bigger head. What's the little giant heads? I don't know very smart people What a brain human growth hormone into the do you like you fit hat like a stand up? I don't I don't either I actually the reason I went out to LA is I was I can't really talk too much about it I was cast in something yeah, and I had to go to wardrobe and they had to put a hat on me and they were like Jesus To warn them ahead of time I said I have a big head and they go, ah okay whatever. I thought you were going to say that you went to LA just to pick out a hat.

I'm embarrassed to admit. I have to buy over a baseball cap. I have to order it from a place online. It's like big heads. What do you have to do? It's like you cheat me. It's like I have to buy the Oscar the Grouch size hat or something like that, the elephant size. But you know the plastic

tabs that used to be like baseball caps where you'd have the holes and the pegs. Yeah. I, the only way I could, everybody had on my head and said, I went to the very last peg. Like I didn't even get two of the peg. So it was like hold like this and then tilt like that because it was only one peg in there. And it was just like, why didn did you just cut them off what then you have one strap when we tight yeah then I get to have a flat piece of cloth on my head I just wear an axe and I'm talking about it I'm just gonna just sell the problem yeah I've always had a very big head it ain't like when you could buy power hats to increase the pressure and your head all right well thanks for listening next week unfortunately

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