Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #162

Episode Date: April 18, 2012

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

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To await once again in a much less rocking theme song than last week Well, it's last week the routine. Yeah, you play that twice you played it right before the bio wear segment, too Yeah, I wasn't sure which one I was gonna start with so fucking it did it both times You know you can have played both rock fists. I didn't know this one existed till this week Oh, I say okay, that's the way it works. I, I see. Okay. That's the way it works. I go in chronological order. He's on a roll. He had a good week like a year and a half ago.

Rock vests. Congratulations. You get nothing for that honor. We'll just say you're your internet screen name a few more times. So get I speak you have winning great awards. I got to try to strike something off my bucket list for my lifelong goal Something I've always wanted to do. I was a witness for this. Oh, what was it? So in Seattle We went to pork fry tacos. Okay. Have you ever been to poor guy? Yeah, I've been to pork fry tacos

Why do you say like that? I know what you're gonna talk about already? So pork fry who's this guy? You know Greg? He lives in Seattle. You make it sound like a restaurant. It's not I try I mean it's not because he treats you like a restaurant except it's a mean one. It's a much more meaner than normal restaurant. He has rules. He has taco night at his place. And he has rules. And do you remember some of the rules, Kevin?

Don't go into kitchen. Run up one. That's the most important one. What was the most important one? What happens if you go into the kitchen? You get to have lost next time. Right. And then if you go in the kitchen again

That's being served last next time you don't get any more tacos One taco de marit comes a second taco de marit and then the lack of tacos and taco. Disco I can't the taco drought begins You've been this taco fight. So what is what was the other rules? There was like eight of them one there best only when I ever remember don't in the kitchen. Yeah, that's the any real rule the others are just Oh, the order the batting order. Yeah, so you're up right that means you're about to get served Yep, and if you're not up and you're next in line you're on the deck and then I'm the deck before you're in the hole You want to see these references? No like what's on deck? What is that in reference to?

Just being on a boat? I don't know. Yes. Maybe it's about yawning. You are correct. The British made it his friend. So along with the rules, he also just makes this statement at the end of the rules, which is, them and every time we start a podcast, I really don't get that many messages.

You're right. Your home's constantly going off. I know what it believes that. It's always like in the first two minutes Dude, I don't sign it then. I don't sign it dummy. I just put it on silent He called to go me, Jesus man, come down, we're all friends here Everyone take it easy. Port makes this statement and Portfiber by the way is essentially he's a minor character in the Penny Arcade comic Yeah, he knows the Penny Arcade guys he appears from time to time in the Penny Arcade comic as Bear in ice guy as Portfrey like Portfrey He doesn't great Scott Jack sent He says at the end of his rules very casually

Also directed for eating tacos at taco night is 14. Yeah, he said the national average is three and the world record is 14. And when I heard that I'm like, I mean 15. It's a 15 taco kind of like a 15 tacos and goddamn it. I ate 15 tacos. Eating 15 tacos was on your bucket list. No. Because this is going to get really sad and hurt. I can't really say I didn't hurt it. I have always wanted to take part in the eating challenge. I've never done it. I've never done the cinnamon challenge. I've never done that thing where you're drinking a milk in an hour. We should though. I want to try that too.

But listen, after what happened after eating 15 tacos, I don't think I would do anything like that again. Gus, you'd have been proud. I powered through 15 tacos. He was actually amazing. I was watching the play by play on Twitter. People were enthralled, tweeting pictures, and talking about the Taco Channel.

I was full off to three. He started with five, and then went for another round of five. And then went for a final round of five. Is that how 15 works? It's like three rounds of five? Well, Gavin's a brilliant, he's like, just get 15. Just get 15.

I wouldn't know. I'm making it five, and see how I feel like to five, and then I'll get five more, and then we'll see. And about eight, I was like, I don't know, dude. I don't know. And then I have a parrord to 10. You go to like 15 to 15 was. The pictures made it look effortless.

I was reading, I was like, holy shit, he just like did it. Like nothing, he's gonna eat a 16. It was not, I started it. I started poking his belly around the 13 mark and it was rock solid oh no it was never spare rock solid with tacos with it crunchy tacos yeah then so what he does is he takes corn tortillas and this how he makes it his own he fries them right there on the spot so you have a fresh fried corn tortilla shell so as you guess crunchy, crunchy taco. And then he folds it under his weight.

And fucker puts beans in it too. So I'm eating these tacos with beans and meat. Wow. And then what's the thing called, it's that taco? That's best act with all the fixin. So I just stack them the way I normally eat them. And I don't eat them with onions and lettuce and cheese. Wow.

And cilantro, but his wife, not taking any wafer, was a lovely evening. His wife made a classic mistake. In semis cilantro, she bought parsley. So it took me like three tacos over here. How will these tacos turn kind of bitter? Something a little off. So it's having parsley tacos.

But what did you do when you finished? I, 15. Took a victory lap. And then I threw up. Did you? I do it. I had to. I said no way. It doesn't kill us. It's a disqualification. No, we're talking about it. We're going to get him in the plaque as well. But he

just went around the corner of the house. He was looking rough. I thought. And then all I had was like right. You ever want to get to sound a 15 talk goes hitting the full simultaneously. That's not all you heard because you were trying to vide to sound a 15-tonk, or simultaneously? That's not all you are, because you were trying to videotape me. You don't see why I wouldn't want him taping me

or recording me throwing up. All in life? Yeah, I wanted to make like a minute long video of you struggling through it and then just have one second at the end of you just going, bar. Ah. No, but I didn't.

I could have hired you and survived without throwing up. I made myself drop and I broke a Fort we have figured it out the other night a 14 year no throw up streak. That's how dedicated I was this I'm not throwing up in 14 years It was really disgusting. I took right right home back to the hotel with him in the car. It's not so bad I mean Did you spill it? Did you spill it on yourself? Well, you got it. I had a hoodie on that You took it on your hoodie, the hoodie on your eye top I

But then let's not get graphing that he was like So he opens the door To spit out the door and he just loves right on the door on the inside or the outside on the inside Oh I missed the door while leaning out the door. I'm not sure how that happened Oh my god, it all grows very mature evening. I have a picture of getting a bib From now to give that to you, Gus, from the Taco Night. I could have made some sort of video of that night. So you had three tacos? I had three, I was done. I think I've only ever had three as well. I've been a taco night twice, I think. I had three.

Nice. So E was there from Major Nelson Radio, was there and Clamity Jamie who runs a child play and the graphic designer for Charles Boyz well Erica Erica so not the I guess what would she be she's like the web designer okay yeah so um then she was there as well she was actually if you watch the Penny Arcade reality show she's I think the subject

of the first interview show they did well yeah well they had the three candidates and she wins. I remember that. It's kind of odd to be. No, you know, it's like you used the word win. It's just seem like you're winning, right? When you get the job at the tenor thing.

I think I insulted. Like, I don't know if you remember before they had the reality show, they had a, they Robert posted a, I guess, a job posting, asking for someone to help with their merchandise. And it was right before San Diego Comic Con, and the guy got the job in June, and went up to San Diego Comic Con, and I walked up to Robert to say hi and his guy was standing with him. He was, oh, Gus, this is so-and-so. This is Jeff, our new merchandise guy. And I go,

oh, you want the contest, huh? Oh, did you really see that? I was like, why the fuck did I just see that contest? I mean, you like totally belittle their accomplice, running their job by saying that they want to come to. I'm funny. Good for you. No, it doesn you. No, it doesn't feel like they're winning, you know what I mean? It's something, it's like, it's beyond just, I got a job. You know, it's like, I conquered two other people. And I have to say that, like, there's a kind of a dark side to those shows, and the pinnacle, because if you've never seen it before,

PA, Paircade has PA TV, and they have a reality show that's about what it's like to work at Penier arcade. And I think it's like 10-15 minutes long each episode, right? Yeah, it's something like that. And then a focus of some of those shows is when they hire somebody new in the intense hiring process that they have at Penier arcade. And I think they bought both last like two episodes when they hired two people because mm-hmm, Glamy Jamie Jamie was one of them as well and it's just like man it's like it's so intense that by the way like yeah they feel like they're winning something but the dark side of it is I was wonder what happens to

the other two people that didn't win I mean because they're on the show you know their interview process is shown they clearly want the job very badly and then they don't win what's the consolation price they get like a week and gold or something like that but they don't get the job it badly and then they don't win. What's the consolation price? They get like a week and go out of all the other I said win again, but they don't get the job I was talking to Jamie about it. It's like usually when you go to an interview I guess if you don't get the job you just don't get the job But for this is like you'll run her up for the job like not many people have like

Second and third place for like a job posting there right? It kind of is like the way they hire it's like specific for this thing It's like that jobs probably never gonna come open again open again. You know, or there's not going to be like, oh, we grew a little bit more. So we'll call you back when you're a great candidate. We'll hire you back or call you back when a new position opens. Like it's just not you're just going to go home and then you have this show out there reminding you that you didn't get to. Yeah. Kind of dark. Kind of hard. Why don't you do that? For hiring here. Our iron process is not that well

Heart is like you know we see a funny video online like Michael playing crack down Like it's funny We should have we should make videos for us. That's usually the I was interesting to learn the path of How most people come to work here come in please someone's knocking on the door like who's entering? We're gonna make them tell the story of they came to work here. Come in please. Someone's knocking on the door. Like who's entering? We're gonna make them tell the story of they came to work here. Oh, it's Matt. So Matt was lucky enough to know me in college. So that's how he got a job.

Lucky. But yeah. But I think the only like traditional hiring that we've ever done, besides some of our animation team now, where we now got professionals, saw the reels, and then hired them to work on River Sloof the animation. But I think about Kara, where we actually put a one at out and we hired candidates and for Kara, interview candidates. Interview candidates, yeah. And I guess what we did, our logic there was since it was

going to be our office manager, we wanted somebody who had no familiarity with Ruchiteeth at all. Why? It just seemed like a smart idea, you know what I mean because we hire you typically so many people from the community But this is oh my god, so sorry It's one of those deals where we wanted somebody who could just run the office and not be distracted by what we do here, you know and Care was perfect like she came to me. She didn't know anything about Ruchit But she had a couple brothers who had watched it and some guys she knew.

And by the time she'd come in for her interview, she had already made a profile on the site to learn more about what we do. We went through a long interview process before hiring Kara. I think we got almost an interview of like 15 people before you hired her. Yeah, we did a lot of people.

Was it old ladies? Got Kara, let's see if she could, let's get her out of here. So we'll have to talk about her interview. You mind? Yeah, no, that's fine. Let me go ladies? That care. Let's see if you let's get our birds so I have to talk about her interview You mind. Yeah, that's fine. Let me call out again I'll aim her real quick the other the other one I could think of that we went through like want ads and a series of interviews was when we hired Sorry, we had Adam Adam for the tech job You know he knows everything about everything

He's a piece of our dude.. Yeah. Where is he working before? He was working at a co-location. He was looking at a company that does hosting, but they also do a website design. So they design and host websites for their customers. Yeah. Is she not responding? She might be painting the door.

I'll get her. I got her. I got her. Can she respond to that? She's very versatile. Today she is painting our front door. Nice. Yeah, we had our front doors replaced.

Why was from with the old doors? They were shitty. They were like breaking off the hinges. Yeah. And so we needed like metal more secure doors. They were wood doors before. She was painting. She found, I guess someone had planted an annoyer tron by her desk.

She found one she thought she was like, what is this? I was like, oh, that's an annoy tron. I think she thinks I was fucking with her. And that those actually don't exist. An annoy tron, of course, the little device that random intervals plays an annoying sound and is very difficult to find. She has the best scream.

Something exploded out in the whole couple of weeks ago. It was in Florida, I said light bulb. It just went like, she has the, we should capture her scream when we can like, like for fully work. She's in one of the RT lives where she was in the shocking device.

Yeah. And she, you claim that I screwed her over. I did not. Well, no, this what happened, you were like the last person to press it, get shocked. But you didn't say after it finishes playing the little tune. So she was like, oh, okay, you press the button, she immediately pressed it, which is like a penalty

because you pressed it too early. So she got shocked right away. And then she got out of her scream and that, which was an awesome scream. I don't know if we can get her to scream while she's here on the podcast. It's probably probably bad for the levels. She's literally right inside the office.

I just invited her in. She's like outside my door. I said, he there, she says, yes, I said, come on in, and we want to talk to you on the podcast. And I don't know where she went. Did she run away? Oh, yeah, call the mat. He's the worst So ladies and gentlemen joining us now is Cara and Cara Do you remember like how did you find out about the job here? You can put on those headphones if you want to how did you find out about the job interview here?

Actually, hi guys. Hi, get up on the mic Um, actually, hi guys. Hi, get up on the mic. Kui, what's that? She seems nervous about it. No, we were talking about our interview process here. Like you were one of the first employees that we interviewed. So how did you find out about it? About the job?

Yeah, that exists here. I think you all posted an add on Craigslist. Yeah, that's how you found out about it? Yeah. And then do you remember like coming in here for the first time and like, did you know anything about the company at all? When I first came in here, I didn't know too much. I did a little bit of background research and saw the website

and so kind of did a little bit on that. But when I first came in, I remember Lincoln was here. Oh, right. And it was great. I kind of came in and was You know mesmerized it was pretty impressive boy Lincoln loves we can love people. Yeah, I love Kara He love Kara. He good nuts whenever he's not Kara. Here's my golden retriever Did he have my dog had one of his legs removed because he got sick? Yeah, I can't sir So he was a three-legged dog for a while, but did four legs when you first met him?

Yes, he did yeah, okay. Yeah, they should have him all that long. No, he got sick right away. He was a rescue dog and he got sick. He was so sweet. Yeah, he ran away once and we found him at our neighbor. We have a neighbor who sells, they sell pot paraphernalia. That's what, that's what they do. Marijuana.

Yeah. No, so water pipes or water pipes. That was glass works. Something like that. Yeah, glass pipes. And it's like containers and stuff, but they're like I was actually kind of being coy about it when I started doing because they're called 420 industries or something like that. Yeah, and so I went and they're talking to them about their

business and they said we have containers for like you know, putting marijuana in. I said, or you could put whatever in it. No guys, no, our containers are for marijuana. They were not being here on the bush. They were didn't get any give a shit about the legality of it or anything like that. Is it legal to make something that is used for the drug? I think right now marijuana is getting to the point where it's pretty much legal in a couple different states

already. And so the accessories legal anyway. Is it legal to make a crack pipe? Depends, no, you can get busted for having drug paraphernalia. Wow. In fact, are you familiar with who Cheach and Chong are? No. Okay. Cheach and Chong are guys in the 70s who made a bunch of like pot movies.

Open Smoke. You would be able to recognize Cheach probably because Cheach Marin, he was actually mayor of Malibu. What? He was mayor of Malibu? Hold on, one second. Now I'm gonna look this out. So the premise of the open smoke movie was that they had a Volkswagen minivan that was made entirely out of pot

and they had to drive it across the border. But anyway, so that's the whole premise of the movie. Oh, it sounds awesome. Get on that flip. Yeah, am I totally wrong? I thought he was a political career at one point. I don't remember him having a political career. You want to be confusing him with Sunny Bono?

Maybe I'm confusing with Sunny Bono. Maybe I am. Who's that? He was married to a share. Oh, Sunny was shared. Exactly. He died. I don't know if he might be mixing this up with one of the candidates now. Didn't he die in his king? He actually ran into a pole? No, if you run into a tree. I thought he did okay

And I think the Kennedy guy ran into a cement pole. Yes, I love Kennedy's died in quite bizarre ways. Kennedy's died Was it like a cursed family? No, I don't think so. I mean they lost they lost there's those two brothers, you know Robert Kennedy body Kennedy and Jack Kennedy John Kennedy wasn't there a plane crash for one of them Those day of kid junior how the hell Jack and nickname for John. How is that? I don't know. Yeah They're both four letters. It's not like the short form How did we go from cares interview How to can't let us die. How do we get there? Yeah, I must be crazy. I thought he had a political career

Yeah, how the camera doesn't die. How do we get there? Yeah, I must be crazy. I thought he had a political career. I must be crazy. It must be, I must have been confusing with Sonny Bono. So you saw the ad on Craigslist. How many times did you have to come in and interview? Was it just once?

By the way, Tommy Chong was busted for drug-pair finale. That's, he went to prison for it. Not from using drugs or drugs from the movie. Yeah, Tommy Chong, he's the other guy who wasn't there available. Well, how do you know it wasn't just a movie prop then that he had I I was in court I would have said that It might also have to do with the van that he was driving those main tireless marijuana 2003 Chong was targeted by two American investigations co-named Operation Pike Dreams and Operation Headhunter

It's not like Halo levels which not, how business is selling junk pair of faniliate mostly belongs. Operation pipe, pipe dream was run from Pittsburgh, US attorney for Western Pennsylvania, Mary Beth Buchanan, oversaw the case. Chung was charged for his part in financing promoting Chung Glass slash nice dreams, a company started by his son, Paris. So yeah, he went to prison for a while. What's his stupid? Out, really stupid. So anyway. Really stupid. Anyway, best care. I guess. We go first, full circle now.

So you can find out about it. How many interviews do we give you? Do you remember? I believe it was two. I met you first and then with the Matt and Brandon the second time. Oh, that's right. Okay. Now remember seeing you, I think twice before you got hired on.

We went through a lot of... we interviewed a lot of people. Really? Yeah, before, uh, before we hired you. We made the act, act of ever to not hire somebody who was a fan or who was kind of aware of what we did. But you, did you get a brother or something you watched it or a friend from college? You can tell the truth now. You're past the interview, you got the job. You don't have to lie anymore. Uh, no, my brother is really into video games. He's, well, now he's almost 18. So then he was 16. But yeah, I think he had, he's really involved with Halo and it hurt it be all before. So what was your first day like?

My first day, I actually broke the front doors, which we have an hour please. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. I forgot about you. The person who put the crack in it? No one warned me about the door swinging open with the wind. And it was the first day I went out to get the mail and I was coming back in and I had my hands full of mail and the door just swung open. And I tried to catch it but since my hands were full, I couldn't catch it and yeah, it

kind of split at the bottom. I thought that split it always been there I didn't realize it was your fault and then she screamed Yeah, what happened we were talking about your scream. Yeah, we were just told about the scream when the thing exploded the other day I'm just oh that was very scary the light bulb the broke. Hey, it's Jack Hey, so we want to thank you for joining us We wanted to bring in talk to you about your first experience because we were talking about our interview process So I hope nothing breaks for the rest of the day.

I hope nothing causes you to scream. I'm going to play your scream here in a second on here. So. Oh, you haven't recorded. Well, we have you as when we... So listen, I might have unintentionally screwed up our shock challenge. Right, and explained to you the right way where the shock device worked. I noticed that when I watched it over. You thought when we pressed the button, you're supposed to press it right away

Yeah, you told me That the last person to press the button would be shocked and I forgot to include the figures to wait for the music to stop That's the cue to do it. I think you just want to meet again. I think so too I think maybe subliminally I think that's so Thanks Kara. Thank you, here's Jack. And now Jack's gonna tag in. Hey Jack, what's up? What's up internet?

I'm gonna try to find Carousch Dreamy. Gus, did you see this last week's RT life? Which one was it? It's Michael in the little remote control helicopter. You were so proud of that. Yeah, I do. I love that video, man. Here, I'm gonna place Carousch Dreamy here.

It's the last person who pushed me to solve the password. This is crap. I love that video man. I hear him a place care scheme here She's so great scream Man, were you talking about like the the the lights All this nose about that that was so fucking loud I was having a meeting yeah I was having a meeting in the the break room and I heard it

I mean like the person I was meeting with had a real concerned look on his face and I just kept going with that I was having a beos dude it sounded like a car drove through the fuck with you it was so loud it was fucking loud

the light bulb goes shhh and here ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh The light bulb goes, psh, and here. Psh, and here. Psh, and here. People were running from downstairs and from upstairs. Yeah. At any time you hear a woman scream, you always know something terrible must have happened. Yeah.

Like there's a spider on the floor. My career has like, yeah. Because like the, she has like the perfect like, like, be horror film. Yeah. On to new screams. Yeah. We absolutely, positively have to record that. We can use that for something I'm sure it into the next

Wilhelm do you have a do like with if some of it if I like exploded on the old desk would you do a yellow poem? What what would how do you react to that? I might cut that might be what I mean what would my explanation be I would I would I would really check myself for cuts. That's what I always do like my bleeding. Okay. I'm not bleeding All right, fuck was that check myself for No, I've ever had that happen like you like you I'm like Yeah, but like like something like if something hits you in the head like oh shit And it's like immediately check to make sure you're not bleeding from your head

You think we tapped your head and then look your head exactly see blood's going away I'm see what I do that a lot hanging around with Gavin Fucking Gavin dude every time we go anywhere It doesn't matter where we are Gavin can find a stunt for you to try And I even said to you in the other day I said how the why is it I'm always doing this stuff and you don't do anything is I'm doing something I'm filming it Right answer good answer the audio of you doing this. Okay, let's ask a question. Okay. You're in a parking lot I'm in a parking lot you just just finished having delicious hamburgers. Just finished eating hamburgers.

Red mill hamburgers and hamburgers. Red mill hamburgers. Red mill hamburgers. That's a good place. Good shakes. Yeah. I had a mint truffle shake. A whoo.

I had a chucky. A chucky. A chucky. A chucky. She had a boys and a berry. Yeah. That looked good. Yeah.

Sounds disgusting. No. Why would you eat that when you could have chocolate? Yeah. Or I mean, trouble. That's stupid. So it read mills and seagulls are good places to go in hamburgers. And so we're in the parking lot and we're going to leave and there's no other cars in the parking lot because it's late. We stayed until the restaurant closed. Gavin says quite simply the passenger door was open and we were talking. He goes, hey, do you think you could jump into the car? Just both feet off the ground at one time, you jump in and land in the past, you see. I said, that can't be hard.

It was like, that's not so easy. Do you think you could do that? I would think so. We're talking like a rental Toyota Corolla, that's what we were driving. Wait, okay, wait. Wait, bring some, I did another story. I did another story.

Wait, okay, so you're saying, leap from the ground and then get into like land in the seat and the doors open Yeah, this isn't like you're not diving through the window. Nope. You just started jump from the ground to the seat I'm jumping talking your legs. I'm ducking. I don't think so I'm gonna be a little bit tougher like if it's if it's lower the ground I imagine this is a small car like a Corolla Yeah, I didn't see the heart of me. I'm looking at this huge gap But anyway, how sober were you? I was completely so I'm gonna play the audio for that. I had no tacos by this point. All right, guess you could watch you ready. Yeah Like this a perfect time to start I just saw Gus's reaction to that you gotta send you gotta send a sentence when you can find a way to put that.

I'm probably be a coming-out to you, like. Oh, I never went to that. So that brings me to how would I exclaim if a light bulb broke in my desk or something? I see you have the same reaction every time something happens, which is just the laugh. Well, that's like when you once killed yourself playing that Tony Hawk game. Exactly the same thing. Jesus, you've seen that video, right? Yeah, that was great.

Jack and Jack are so proud of that video. I don't know how you didn't fall through the floor I mean that was such a crappy floor. We had a little office that man Um, I was trying to do is that Tony Hawk ride board. Yeah, and I was trying to do a move on and the board So it was a wood floor with the slick board no wheels. It just goes soup right after my dream I knew it was coming to I would Go around and then would straight down It feels like a cartoon. Yeah, I think it was like 50 pounds heavier at the time too

She was and then I was my reaction. I mean so laughing Is it I think I broke my fucking arm? It is a guy broke my fucking ribs One of the high ones I think I broke a rib Is I'm screaming in that video so that is obviously my native reaction is to laugh and then tell you how I've hurt myself. To laugh and immediately start crying. My thing is just to get you to do dumb challenges that make you get hurt.

I'm looking and break my neck. Are you going to kick the ceiling of your hotel as well? I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I was able to kick the ceiling back. Did you jump off the bed or something? Exactly. Like a... It took a five-size or something exactly like Like a like a like a Like yeah, where you like a like a Pale

Feeling how did not land on your neck doing that exactly right? I lucky. I'm not a paraplegia I have so much fun traveling with buddy It's great. You have already killed what happens there VP takes over. I guess you want to have a supply die Huh, you want to know what happens if I die what happens if you die? So we have this thing called key man life insurance. Okay, key man. Key man. So if I die Then a big lump sum like then like pays for like my ownership of the company Wow, and then it goes to other owners and whatnot Partners and the power of grace go the power of grace go But we also had kind of another crazy

Thing we discovered where I can't get you to okay to talk about what we're doing. I think it is. Gavin Howard Seattle we got to look at Halo 4, which they tweeted photos of us at 3, 4, 3. Well, the tweeted photos was looking at a blurry screen. The screen was very blurry, yeah. Yeah. So it's a very blurry game. I mean, you guys one looking to reach map hacks or anything like that. It has an Instagram filter on it. It's got some $1 billion to get it. The $1 billion filter. It was an awesome trip. It was my favorite trip.

It was a lot of me Halo 4 with it. Not a fun trip. I don't know what else we can say. I say we had a lot of fun. So when we were there playing Halo, we had to sing where I had to record my voice as well. Oh cool. And it was for some time we were doing. Also this isn't for the game. This is something else completely.

Something else completely. I'll record my voice. But we had a headset on and he had the monitor, it was a USB headset. Okay. And also then, so I was talking to the mic and it'll go in USB and then he had the headphones I was wearing as the monitor for the sound program. But because it's going going to USB there's a processing delay. So it was like what a half second off. Yeah, so you'd be talking and you hear yourself in delay. Dude, the message with your head. Completely. I remember the supporter who did this.

Yeah, yeah. Well, a very, very heavy, heavy, heavy, good rotation tonight. We had a very dares, Darsen, but let's go ahead, Tarris Taisen looks for that, that has a head. I can guarantee, tonight. We had a very darsen but let's go ahead, Tara's tazin those proof that it has a pen. I can dare to. She could have said that she had a delay in her headset and that's what you sound like. Could you start

to and you just can't talk. Yeah, you're like I'm bunny but I'm I'm really trying. Put on the headset with a delay and it's just like amazing what it does to your brain. What if you do that and where those drunk goggles at the same time? I'm gonna walk around and talk That's what aliens land like one of us You know this the thing I just played that from actually was not from YouTube I played that from my soundboard. Oh cool. I remember a long time ago. I was gonna have a sound board on the podcast You did it once but we never got it hooked up

See if you can identify what this thing is from the soundboard guess But you the cat's That is the end of the cinema no video But I'll let you see if you do you know this one? I wish one of you guys had children if I could kick them and then fucking had a stop on their testicles Oh, you can feel my pain because that's the pain I had I wish one of you guys had children if I could tick them in the fucking head of stomping their testicles Because Mike Tyson my dice and watching other people my children to get stopped on their test What was the context of that?

My dice and has no context at all. I wish you had children so I could stop on their testicles now He feel the pain of that Good Lord, dude. What is somebody to him? No context at all. I wish you had children so I could stop all their Tesco's now he's gonna pay me an off here. Good Lord dude. What does somebody do to him? Punch them in the face too many times. Man Mike Tyson is kind of a bad deal where he was on top of the world. He was a machine.

Like if you watch those videos from the 80s and the early 90s, when he was like in his prime, like we were all black shorts and the red gloves. God damn, I mean he would destroy people. He had a double upper cut that was like a fucking nightmare I've seen videos of him like getting undefeated champions out of retirement and then just knocking them out immediately Would you ever spend a minute in the ring with that my Tyson? No So people would always ask you that question like hey, man

Would you take a million bucks to get the ring with my Tyson? Fuck you know you be dead. Yeah, I think why not just ask would you take a million bucks to be paralyzed for the rest of your life well brain damage we're gonna shoot you yeah yeah what's up you watch like boxing or like the UFC guys like they'll go for like 15 minutes straight where they're gassed even a gas UFC fighter would still kill me in one shot you know like you see those heavyweight guys are like yep you could still like implode my head with one it's yeah I would not get in the way of any of those guys. Have you ever seen the dumb trend that people have to, like radio hosts? And I think a jackass guy did it. Where they have a UFC fire punch him in the stomach.

Yeah. Don't fucking do that. That's what we do. That's how you do me, died. People always say, is that really how he died? He wasn't expecting it, though. Yeah.

So, who did he, in addition to being an escape artist, also was just like a weird challenge guy. Sounds familiar? I didn't hear it. just like a weird challenge guy. Sounds familiar? I didn't hear her in 15 tacos. But so he would just say, like one of the challenges one, anybody could punch him in the stomach. And apparently, I think like somebody guy rang his doorbell.

No, it was after a show, it was from college kids after a show. Like basically it was backstage, it was down, right? No, I think he stood up for it. But like basically he would like flex, you know flex his abs and then punch him in the stomach and then he'd be like, oh, that's no problem. He wasn't ready for it

I got his clocked him right in the gut and I think like burst his spleen or something I think so yeah, and he died from that. Yeah, he died. Wow, I feel bad If what did the guy get jailed for real? No, no, I don't think so he had declared fisted cuffs and this was a long time ago So it was okay Perry Houdini died of parrotsonitis Secondary to a ruptured appendix. Pinnix, not something. Wow.

Should've had a revenge. I witnessed it at the Princess Theatre in Montreal gave rise to speculation that Houdini died because of a McGill University student. Look at the big brain on Jack. I have to pay attention. J. Gordon Whitehead, who delivered a surprise attack of multiple blows to Houdini's abdomen. J. Gordon Whitehead, that sounds like a like a bond villain. Yeah.

You want to see I witness account. Who do you need was reclining his couch after his performance? Who you having an art student sketch him? It's a sound play. Such an awesome like Victorian air thing. When Whitehead came in and asked if it was true that who do you can take any blow to the stomach

who do you reply grogally in the affirmative? In this instance, he was hit three times before who do you need could tighten up his stomach muscles to avoid serious injury. White had reportedly continued hitting Houdini several more times and Houdini acted as though he were in some pain. Oh, yeah, so Houdini died. Is there a thing you can do at the hospital where you go in and they just take out all the non-essential stuff from your body so it doesn't trouble you later? Like, can I go in and get like...

Your appendix, your appendix, wisdom teeth God, I want to go. So my dad, there's such a huge, I've talked about before to my dad was a priest. Well, that what that did was he had a number of years, obviously, where he could not have a kid. So my dad had me when he was 45, he was fucking old. And there was a huge gap between him. I mean, I think about when I was five, he was 50. Wow. But the weird thing was that put my dad was born like depression era. Uh, that's all my dad is like people talk about recycling now, but they throw shit

away in the blue garbage can as opposed to the brown garbage can. My dad was a fucking recycler like he would save jars and shit and and it was just like to like wash out applesauce jars and keep them for containers. Would you like me crazy? He had a thing where his older brother. I think it was Paul Got tonsillitis and so the doctor showed up to their house and said this kid's got tonsillitis I'm gonna take out his tonsils and the mother's like, oh, okay. We're like knocked him out with ether like that's how old school was wow Does the doctor says um warm here do you want me to take out the other kids to do it you go sure so all five kids got their fucking dots will take you down because the brother had to hustle I'm gonna fucking hate him for the rest of the

rest of the life like you fucking asshole you imagine that's okay I'd be pissed off your brother is sick so you're gonna surgery? Oh my god. Again, it said to you either, it was almost like the way they do it was like a painter's mask, like that, I think you see people everywhere, they're both alone, it was like that, but then they would pour the ether on the outside of it, like a liquid, and you'd breathe the fumes, and it was like, he said it's like a thousand bees in your head, and then you were out and he had like a four day headache I have an idea of a new for the next RT life

But easier challenge the easier challenge who gets who can remain standing the longest Would imagine that though God I did have my think of ether I think of like mr. Burns from the same When do they stop using ether? My dad was big must stop using it 20 years before Should have you ever been like medically like knocked out before I have never lost consciousness in my life Really I've gotten like spots, but that's as close as I've gone never ever sleep in like a bastard Never lost consciousness. I've I've I've passed that one time I've never been medically induced. I have I would hope so yeah, balls chopped up right it was it was it was way turned you into a unique

It you did you do his stuff in your is though before you go out really yeah like when they did it to me though like Count back from 10 when I do this and they're like okay, we go and I was just like 10 when I do this and they're like okay here we go and I was just like He's nice to haste back. Yeah, I can't even get to 10 I just had the twilight and a Steve show for either not really out but you don't remember And I was an animated adventure and I almost passed passed out once. But when they put me under, it's just like you said, they say, come back from 10.

I got to nine. I remember I said, 10, nine, and then I was like, I woke up hours later. Yeah, you want to be like, hot core, get all the way to one, like, I'm going to fight you there. Yeah, that was just like,

I'm like, I'm like, my head, I was like, oh, but what if I get to one, like, are they going to give me more guys? I'm like, are they going to make me start over? Uh, wait, I take it, I take it, I have passed out twice. I blacked out one time from drinking and then one time I stood up too quick and passed.

Oh yeah, you just got to talk to me. No, I talked about that on the podcast for a while. Yeah, you threw up at the pool? No, no, no, that was different. I didn't pass out that night. No, I passed out on New Year's. I got like blackout drugs in my house. I think you said you passed out and then you woke up with Fritos all over you.

No, no. Oh shit, okay. Oh shit. Okay Clearly this is not affected your mental Okay, the two times I passed out because of drinking they're both at my house like I was I was not I wasn't anywhere else. Well, no, that's you know You at least want to be in somewhere you you know you're feel safe like place You don't want to get like pass out drunk at a party or something like that

Then you know people fuck with you. Yeah You don't want to put freedom on you with some strange place. Just in the cupboard in your own house. They were cheese puffs. Cheese puffs. But then the other time I had my feet up too high and I stood up too quick and blew up

from my head and I passed that. I think I told that so in pocket. I pull it down from get-ups to puffs but I've never gone to sleep from it. Oh no, I was out for like probably a good 15 seconds. It was enough to fall over and knock my TV stand on, like down. One time when I was a kid I was hanging out with some other kids seconds. It was enough to fall over knock my TV stand on like down One time when I was a kid I was hanging out with some other kids

It must have been like 10 or 11 and we had some helium balloons and we kept breathing I could do the funny voices, but I kept doing it non-stop and I wasn't actually taking a breath of real oxygen So then after you know several inhalations of helium like I was sitting in a chair And I felt myself like sliding it to the side and I could see like all of my vision was getting black in the Prooferling was just coming down to a point and it's like some of the Slighting off the chair and someone grabbed me and I took like a big inhale. You know I inhaled really big and I like snap back. Wow Geez you don't breathe too much helium. Yeah, I think that this is a video of a girl Breathe in a shitload of helium and pass it out. It's really funny

I mean you're concerned about the girl like she's got this mylar balloon. Oh, no. Wait, have you heard about like the world-wide shortage of helium? Yeah. It's a big deal. What? And I think that you should not buy helium party balloons ever because so much helium is being used for recreational purposes and they need helium for industrial science. Like semi-convector. Yeah, purposes like the US government artificially deflates the deflates. It should manipulate the price of helium to lower it to make it a cheap commodity. It should actually, if it was left to free market, free market forces, it would be much more expensive.

It would be incredibly expensive. It would be on the rise. Yes, it would be on the rise. And it sounds stupid, but the problem with helium is that it that it's it's really rare because it's so light it just Some of the bucket is at the top of this guy He's I've got some, did you get some junk mylar balloons? I just imagine the old helium miners, it's like, we hit a pocket gash, what was it?

I don't know! I can't get it out! No, this is a way of you done question, but how do you mine for gases? Like, I don't understand, how do they find this? Trapped in fossils, isn't it? Yeah, they probably hit a pocket when they drill. Yeah, I mean, they probably look for it

the way they look for anything. Let's find out, what is helium mining or is it on argon? What's the other gas that makes your voice get real deep? There's a gas. I don't know. Yeah, it's like a reverse of helium or it makes your voice super low. I think that's a lot more toxic than helium as well. Well, you can inhale it. No, I've seen people do this. Yeah, but there's a weird toxicity to it. You know what it is? No. Okay, so the thing with helium, you know why it makes your voice higher? It's because it's less dense than air, also why it floats. So you can inhale other things that make your voice deeper.

The problem is that they do that because they're more dense than air. So what happens is you can breathe too much in and it settles in your lungs and you can't get it out and you can't just go upside down. Yeah, you have to like pour it on your face. Wow. Or you have to make sure you massively to like pour it on your face or you had to make sure you Massively exhale to do it. I think they talked about it one time on myth busters. Yeah, say they would kid you breathe Carbon dioxide from Rock no no from a dry ice

But people do that at parties like they blow the smoke out Well, you can see that's literally more dense and air so there's a danger there that it can settle in your lungs And you suffocate just's literally more dense and airy. So there's a danger there that it can settle in your lungs. And you suffocate just by the density of the air. It's not toxic, but you just replace it. I mean, if you breathe enough, helium, you pass out. Yeah, it just places all the oxygen out of your lungs. And it's settled so much lower.

It's occupying more volume. So it just reduces your lung capacity. Right. Right. So you get like invisible fire. And like, the same thing can't see, but we'll fucking kill you. If you want to live, you have to do a handstand right now. Yeah. Yeah. So see movies that start like that. that you ever seen the experiment you put some kind of gas in the fish tank

And it's so dense that they can float a aluminum foil boat on it. Yeah, yeah, it's the same kind of thing to yeah What's the name of that gas I was a hex You get some kind of laptop. I'm talking for you. I'm something I think I'm not looking that up because I'm going to tell you how helium is extracted. I'm going to look it up. After an oil drilling operation in 1903 in Dexter, Kansas, it produced a gas geyser that would not burn Kansas state geologists, Erasmus Hayworth, collecting samples of the escaping gas and took them back to the University of Kansas.

And at Lawrence, where with the help of chemist, I don't know, names in here. He discovered that the gas consisted of by volume 72% nitrogen, 15% methane, 1% hydrogen, and 12% and unidentifiable gas. They discovered helium in 1903. They had to have known helium existed. That sounded really late. With further analysis, Katie and McFarland discovered that 1.84% of the gas was helium. Sulfur hexxifloride. Hexifloride is some Hexacinthin rather.

Sulphur? Why would you breathe sulfur? Breathing sulfur just seems like a bad idea. It's funny. I did Google search my phone. I did gas, I did gas that. I was going to do, you know, spell that out. I put gas, TH, and the first name that came back was gas that makes your voice sound deep. Wow. I was thinking, yeah, I guess people were voice sound deep. Wow. I guess people looking that up. Funny. I've never heard of that before.

No. Probably because I'm not a big sulfur hexafluor, I'd say. So when you guys were talking about the sound of things in your head, I felt Gavin's story this weekend. The only thing I ever talked about before. You know, sometimes we get to like the massive invasion of caterpillars in Austin. Sometimes in spring. I used to live down in Buda, which is a lot more world than here. We got that. An offshoot of that is after the caterpillars go away, they become moths or they become

something flying like little yellow butterflies. You can walk through my grass in Buda and if they would fly up all around you. I was mowing some of my high grass like freaking monster flying around like maniacs One of the flies my ear Like live right in there and I was like oh And it was like in my ear freaking out like you imagine like you know like holding onto a mall that's flapping its wings It was doing that and freaking out big time. Oh my god, and then it was so Maddening because what would be your reaction in that? You try to pull it out?

Well, my first reaction was cover my ear because it's loud incredibly loud noise It is so strange to have a loud noise then you cover your ear and it doesn't change it at all Whoa, that was like that was bizarre bizarre. I was like gonna freak me out anymore and My neighbor came over when we were trying to get it out of my ear and like he had like a pair of tweezers and he'd like grab a leg on the mouth in there and as soon as you grab the leg of the moth the moth would go we'd have some more and I was like oh I thought I was going to go crazy I mean just like just from the like grossness and the weirdness of it and eventually like three minutes into this endeavor he goes why don't we just pour some rubbing alcohol on your ear and kill it and

that's what he did and killed it and that was like the greatest thing of all time And then I went to the emergency room and they pulled it out and then they They irrigate that's how they get shit out of your the irrigate it. That that is the loudest thing ever That is like they stick a syringe with with water in your ear and it sounds like lost your isro And it's roasted so much crap comes out of your ear I've never done that before. No, no, no It's disgusting Yeah, there's a lot of stuff in your ear Oh, yeah

But then afterwards like you feel like you're floating Are you like a superhero after you can hear everything? Yeah, I could, I did really like it You hear amazing things But you do it, you feel like you're floating almost Because it's like whoa, like it's everything It feels like air is blowing through your head More so than usual

I can feel your radio waves There's a video online of two guys and they pulled this thing out of the one guy's ear. It's two brothers. They work for like five minutes in this video and they pull this massive chime. I'm going to have to find this video now. The only reason, of course. The only reason I'm bringing it up is because of linking the video and the linked ups. And I got to find that thing for your guests.

All right. How's your weekend guests? You do anything exciting? No, no, no, no. I gotta find that thing for your guests. Alright. How's your weekend, Gus? You doing anything exciting? No, no, no, no. I'll play a bunch of Mass Effect 3 multiplayer. Yeah. Dude, I'm excited. Trials, Trials Evolutions comes out this week.

Comes out when actually comes out today, I suppose, when we're releasing this podcast. Nice. And, uh, yeah, there's like, there's a map editor thing, so we're gonna see if maybe about doing some horse maps. Or like asking people to make your own Trials maps inside of Trials now? Yes. That's pretty cool. So I'm not sure what the file shared. It makes me think of a site bike for some reason. Yeah, yeah. I know. But there's also multiplayer too in trials in this version of trials. But I like the idea of Jeff and I like side by side trying to, you know, him on his machine, me on my machine trying to complete it first. So it could be fun. We played some of Paxies East in way and it is a lot of fun. And I kept it. So the

multiplayer is a little you knew four people side by side by side. And it's like you get scored based on how how many faults you have and who wins. But you can also win by launching your guy off his bike like intentionally bailing and sitting your guy flying. So fucking gap is excellent. I come from like third place just leave just like Because when you bail you get like a burst of speed so you'd be like this flying the body going past the the finish line And it's tough because you fall behind in that game and you just you're done. Yeah, I respond

So like it's it's really intense race. Yeah, it's fun You literally you've got to go from here to there and you're dead, so yeah And then you have to wait for like the next checkpoint for someone to cry like the last person who's alive to cross from here to there and your dead. Yeah. And then you have to wait for the next checkpoint for someone to crawl. Or the last person who's alive to cross the checkpoint to respawn everyone who's dead. I can't wait to play that this week. It's going to be fun. Super, super excited for it, man. There's a bunch of cool games coming out, man.

What else is coming out? Dude, Assassin's Creed is coming out in October. Oh, a bunch of them at this week. So demo for that impact looks awesome. Dude, which or two comes out this week as well? Oh, nice. Are people of it? Which or two's not out yet

It was off of the PC so it's coming out for the Xbox I miss the people who play them the PC and they always trying to get me to play that game Yeah, so one day we tried out. We got a copy here in the office. Yeah, check it out Did you guys see the census create three buddy? I did how was it? I felt it look great. They they It's like you talk about it right there publicly this flight So they said you know, he's based on an American Indian and mixed with I think British British right? Yeah, it was publicly displayed. So they said, you know, he's based on an American Indian and mixed with, I think British British right? Yeah, so British colonial mixed with American Indian. And so it's like they wanted to use a natural environment of colonial America.

So he like goes to trees a lot and not through like enormous buildings like he does in Italy or wherever. Where was the first one set? First one was set in... Perge? Yeah, in... That's what Jerusalem is stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what it was. Anyway, Perge would be a little too close to it. Perge would probably be in my case. But yeah, and so they said the big deal was to try to make him go through the trees, but not look like Tarzan.

You know, and it's like they had to use the trees and the branches, it looks bad-ass. Yeah. And then the other big thing they talked about is how they always wanted to be timid to kill on the move. And they showed the way like he runs through people like kills one kills the other. Just doesn't stop moving. Oh, pretty awesome. Pretty cool. So you're almost done with two, right?

You're doing the thing. Someone actually asked me on Twitter this weekend if they were playing Assassin's Creed, what should they play? And I told the guy start on to and then play Brotherhood and then play Revelation. Play the whole trilogy trilogy of etsyl and that's that's in my opinion the way to do it like some people say you can just play revelations or whatever but i say play all three is the stories incredible

and some did you have to look online to solve the puzzle uh... something really hard i don't know i don't think i did into no i don't think i did because i know we make guys for them they check check out AchievementHunter.com. They're all the Assassin's Creed guides. If you have any issues, you can absolutely go there. I'll tell you what, I use your feather guides like a maniac on there. I've got the feather maps. I was one of the first really big popular maps I made, too. Was the feather maps for Assassin's Creed, too? I still remember when working on it for a long time.

Yeah, I pull in a lot of views for those things, still. Maps have gotten so much better since then, though. You're pulling a bunch from me right now. Oh, yeah Yeah, it's cool the way you make those maps because it's a map of life say Venice and it shows the location of all the feathers by number and then the bottom is a checklist So when you check it off it removes it from the map. Yeah, that's the old map. That's a cool design that you know Well, I mean I didn't make out I have to give credit to this guy uh... raise his name i forget his last name but he was got he actually

i made the um... the map for shadow complex yeah and i can't like i just basically i started working with him on my own and then i'd like to ask for help in this guy found me him and i put this map together i made the content he made the the wrapper essentially it makes it look very very bad at so he's since gone on to help me kind of redesign some other maps and uh... so now anytime you see the maps, like the little check, but like, now if you see a map, you can actually click on a box,

it'll like click on the button, it'll pop up with a video, and then you can like on there, you can actually check off, saying I have this, and then it'll vanish from the map itself. So, but the map for Assassin's Creed II, that thing is like almost three years old at this point.

So that one doesn't have that sort of stuff built into it. But it does have the video. I can click on the feathers in the video of it. Yeah. Yeah. But maps have gotten better, but you know, I'm still very proud of that. Do you think they'll make another shadow complex game? They're working on it, aren't they? They haven't they publicly announced that? Are they? Yeah.

I don't know. I think there was another game they were making in their intermediate time, but they're going to start work on shadow complex. Either they just started work on it or they're about to start work. Well, shadow complex to be these have just started work on it or they're about to start work well shadow complex a success Thank you. I don't know that was a chair. Is that the name of the company made it? Yeah, I remember I know it was epic did a lot of publicity for it. It was really good. Well it's based on the unreal engine Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah, that game was a hell of a lot of fun man. I remember when they announced it

It I think he's three or packs. That was excellent game. Like, you actually felt yourself getting more power. Yeah, by the end, you were like, by the end of it, just like, nobody's, it's like, smacking people, just to make them miss the rules. Yeah, I remember that boost. Yeah. You run across the water. Yeah. So great.

But then they had the achievement too to like beat the game with like a less amount of equipment. Like it, like less than 15% or less than. I think it was 17%. Yeah. You couldn't get like the stuff you really needed. Yeah, it was a really, it was a really awesome achievement. And then they had one like beat within an hour or something.

Like they had a whole bunch of different cool achievements. I actually 100% of that game. I think I do, too, maybe. Pretty sure. I guess. Yeah, you're right, it was chair. And the game they made instead of Shadow Complex 2 was infinity blade on the iOS.

Oh, okay. Oh, that's been pretty well. Yeah, that was a, that was a, I almost say it was like a nine dollar. Okay. That might crazy. I think it was more than that. Was it? It's probably made more money doing that. But yeah, I guess like the cliffy-beer said that shadow complex two is largely designed and just ready to ready to be worked on. Hmm. Clifford Blizzinski. He's good dude. I had a chance to talk to him at GDC. This here. You did? Yeah. What do you have to say? Well, actually, I was with the Mega 64 guys, and he came up, and they were talking.

Like, they had worked with him on a video for GDC that year. And so he came up. He started a lot of their videos. He does cameos in the lot of Mega 64 videos. But he came up there, and him and his, he's really hot fiance, I guess, at the time now. I think we've discussed it, Link. And, yeah, we've talked a lot of time. Although, I gotta say, so the, I need it, Bernie, I need you to hear help, or Gus, I need

your help there because those fuckers Mega 64 and Cliffey be claim that the Mexican food in California is better than Mexican food in Texas. They're fucking maniacs first Eclivis from North Carolina. Yeah, what the fuck? I mean, what is he? No good air cuz I mean they're like the Mexican Four guys the megastix four guys are in San Diego So they claim like oh, we know we know what real Mexican food is No, they're so wrong. Well, I mean you could I could at least make make sense a little bit You know mega 64 being in Southern California. They like Baja Mexican But could he's like well I think I'm California I can get it but I mean what do you mean Mexican food have lobster?

Pulled pork burritos or something, but I was like so Like pulled pork burritos or something, but I was like so I was I was in the open and it does actually But I was totally out man so I was unable to make a good argument back You've got to represent dude and then a case so yeah, that's our Tricks secret weapon text makes means meet and cheese. That's what that means and then then for some reason We started like they had bags and chips of this party were at and the next thing became knocked the bag of chips Out of someone's hand and step on them So there was like one bag of barbecue chips. I got left and I looked away and cliffs

His fiance knocked him out of my hand and stepped on him. I was like oh damn it. So anyway, that sounds like a lot of fun That's not a bad word like you know it huh? You went to annoyed. I was I was kind of annoyed They're actually really taking it. Yeah, they knocked the bag in chips. It's like neck not gonna salmon out of a bearish hand The electric hand is not gonna make a chips out of jack's hands, man. We were on like the, like the, you know, 30th floor of a hotel too. So, hmm, who knows what happens. Yeah, his fiance's name we've talked about here before. Her name is Liet Lorin.

Yeah. And. But she was super nice too. There are good people. Like, it was for some actually, she's not knocking chips out of here. Yeah, other in that part. But it was the first time I, like, I'd seen, you know, I'd seen Cliff around a bunch, but I never actually had a chance to talk to him.

So, but I knew it was Clifford. I would go that Clifford. I was like, go back Clifford. Everyone called me Clifford. Then people would call you a big red dog. Clifford Bloodsewski, it's a great name. But it was pretty cool. I was sitting around talking to the meg 64 guys and Tim Schaefer walks up and he's like, oh, I saw the video, I liked it a whole lot.

I think they did something with him, where it was him having stacks of money, because it was right around time to kick starter thing kicked off. Anyway, but it was fun. Cool party. That was actually the party I was at. I was talking to this guy and he's like, oh, what do you do? I'm like, I don't know what could be a street. He's like, oh, that's cool.

I'm like, what do you do? He's like, oh, I write Assassin's Creed. And I was like, oh, my God. And I totally had a van boy move. Or you like Assassin's Creed? Is that like a movie? No, no, I totally, I like, I believe. Like I fan boy that. I'm like, I told him I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I know what, you know what, you know what, you hyped up that I finally got into.

Fuck, go ahead and say, game of thrones. Game of thrones, game of thrones. Game of thrones. I actually met up people who didn't hike this more to me. Holy crap dude. Because I knew people were talking about it and like, okay, this is good.

I watched the first season of Game of thrones because I finally came out and home. Video, God damn that was good. It's good fucking show. And I just got him going on it too. Sorry, just the whole over there. Now we gotta make it to the level. Levels a bit. Lots of red lights going on on game up thrones. Oh my god it shows off

Yeah, you show it to me on the plane. I watched episode one and your laptop ran out of battery like 40 minutes in and I was like But no, we have the blu-rays here at the office and I took him home and I watched over the course like two weeks I watched the whole first season and then yesterday I went and visited my sister brother-in-law, my new awesome nephew, and they have HBO and they're in the Game of Thrones. So I watched the first two episodes and waited for the third episode to come on. That was anything. So anyway, it was really, really bad ass.

So here's the problem. Alamo Drafts has here in Austin. Does this really cool thing where they will show, like, walking dead or mad men? Yeah. And you can go in and watch or breaking bad or breaking bad Or do you break me? I'm totally doing that with breaking bad So you go and watch the movie and you eat at the Alamo because it's a dinner movie theater good food I'm sure everybody anybody who wants to spot cast

There's only Alamo before but they don't show Game of Thrones because of HBO and they can't do that really You can't pay to go see it. Yeah. It's like a premium network. Well, no, but it's like, I guess, yeah, see, that's more of it than anything. Because, like, I mean, technically, that's the only thing. Yeah. What else would be, no, because you hate medieval shit. No, no, because technically you're paying to go see Madman.

But, I mean, you're not paying to see that. You're paying for the food. They can't re-broadcast. It's like a different rule. Okay. Premium access versus O.K. Okay. The loophole, I think, with the TV shows is that they can't charge you to see it because they

can't charge you to see something that's free. Yeah, that's the one they show football and stuff like that. You can even, it's a completely free, it's the first comfort service. Yep. But they do, they do the thing where it's kind of like, well, if you pay $5 to like, if $5 food voucher, you're guaranteed to see. Yeah. Right. So you pay five bucks to get in and then the five bucks goes towards your food.

No, actually, I went to the Alamo Lake Creek on Friday. I didn't meet up there in a while. That's the, that was one of the theaters that Tim Lee, because the CEO and the owner of the Alamo, he actually gave away for a while. And then he recently became like, or he became the CEO recently and took back all of the Alamo. He sold it to a group of investors who were going to take the concept of the element and franchise it out.

Yes. Which they tend to do and the late creek was one of the ones they opened. Yeah. And so initially the late creek one was really nice and then it kind of dipped in quality and now it's back up to really bad ass. Yeah, I only went like right after it opened and I remember it being pretty nice. Yeah. And so, but it was cool. I mean it was, hell the drive actually when saw American reunion with What? Wow, did you really? Yeah Is Shannon Elizabeth in that? She is

Is she naked? No Fuck it I don't care She made a rule, she wasn't gonna be naked in the movie I know If you like to watch the movie, it's pretty good It's also known as the don't cast Shannon Elizabeth rule I don't think she was in another movie after she made it

What was that even? She was in the Jansson Bob strike back Big movie. Well, he said any movie. I named a movie. He did name a movie. Come on. He did. That's a good point. I can't remember. She was actually really hot in that movie. She was called Justice. She was a solid Bob strike back.

I can't not separate it in my head between that. Remember, that was a one-on-one. Jess, no. Bob was like the final one. It was like they have the right to from all of the movies. Yeah, they have the monkey. Like they start memory because it was it was a what's his name. The chasing Amy guy sold the rights to Jane James Island Bob to a movie company and then Jason Lee's character went and made that movie.

And so they were going to Hollywood to get their movie money, their goddamn movie money. It's gonna move you away, Jason Lee and Ben Affleck play themselves and then play a character. Yeah, yeah. And the same movie. Yeah, exactly. They made it themselves as their character and then later on they all themselves. Yeah. And then it's confusing.

Yeah. And then it's like the hot shakes I'll show up. It's Ali Larder, what's her name? Janel is Janel is Beth, and then Alisha Dushku, Elijah Dushku, I would say name, and then Kevin Smith's wife, the other one, hot one. Yeah, so it's like the four of them, they're like cat burglars and they stumble into them.

They think they're trying to save a monkey, and then Janel is a bit super hot. Man, you aren't kidding. She really does not have You should bend in a lot of bad movies. Was it she's scary movie? Yeah, was she was that before off the American? I take these to be more stuff Zana Ferris man. I love that you um scare movie was after she's not boring Maybe not bar at the Sashir brother. Yeah, you know what the the new trailer for the dictator actually makes me like interested in it the first trailer was terrible I'm just scared like that fucking Bruno movie was so terrible. I never saw Bruno

So I just made me really it makes me really hesitant to watch another Movie by him like the older I think the older I've gotten the more I've grown to dislike that humor Where it's like making other people it putting them in awkward situations, you know like first I was like really really funny now. I'm like kind of cringing for those people. I love cringe. I live for the cringe. I live after. But like ambush I think is different than cringe. Like the office is classic cringe comedy. They would tell me the US office they really really creamed it with the cringe. Yeah, unbelievable. It sounds so dirty when you say that. Say that slower. Say you're with the cringe. I'm not gonna say that. Oh say that slower and the cringe

Ridiculous say dirty, but that's a little different than ambush stuff for like the person's not yeah, they're not in on it You know so I think it was really funny now. I'm like I actually blob was on this weekend And I watch a little of it and I was like oh god like they had that dinner party, you know where you go? It's up and like craps in a bag Because the hooker abuse day. Yeah, it's like oh my god. It's horrific I rewatched it not too long ago and I still thoroughly enjoyed it That's really secretive about the making of that movie like nobody knows anything about it because it's like Like how they found the people and stuff. Yeah, I know that there was the those guys in the The motorhome sued yeah, they they said that the producers got him drunk

and then put him on camera. Oh, man. I mean, honestly, it's like the people on screen are being punished for trying to be nice. Yeah. And trying to like, you know, like, I this guy through this process. The people with that dine potty are being very nice.

But then again, like, they say some stuff that is like, you just can't say that. Like, when he was going to look at guns, and he's like, so like, would this gun be good to kill Jew and he's like or I know you see asked what would be a good gun to kill a Jew And he's like well, I'd recommend that a lot It doesn't even like he doesn't stop me like well You probably shouldn't shoot it any like he doesn't say anything. It's immediately goes into like let me show you these weapons It's like oh come on like yeah, that's a little yeah, that's a little. That's over the top. Yeah. But anyway, I mean, there was no trick editing in that. It was literally one shot, you know, so.

You know, there's a, there's a, was it punk? There's an episode of punk. They've been on the air and not were Zach, Zach, Zach, braff, punched a kid. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I forget. I just read it about it recently where he like, not just a kid, tried to not start knocking somebody out because he were like with them Like they they did something to his car. Let me see punch. Oh, that's the worst They did something like Frankie Muniz, but they stole one of his like fancy race cars or something one time Yeah, Zach Braff busted for beating up kid on punk Scrub star Zach Braff was mortified when he was tape beating up a kid Who covered his new Porsche in paint during a prank for the TV show punked. In 2006, the actor, the

unknowingly appeared on Ashton Kutcher's practical joke show and how often is Ashton Kutcher? Turn up on our punk Ashton Kutcher. Set up my friend and describe Kutcher's our Donald Fazon in a head to be cut from the show. Donald Trump is the perfect actor to have me on Punk'd. So we go to a liquor store. Keep in mind, they're hidden cameras all over the liquor store, so he knows he's on TV. Then we go outside, these little kids are spray-painting the car. I think that my brand new car with like 100 miles on it had just been ruined by spray-painting

Gafridi. They choreographed the whole thing, and I was supposed to catch a kid, but I caught him. I'm not a big fighter or anything, but with the adrenaline adrenaline and everything going on I just started pummeling him I don't know it was so dark, but part of the punk in you that he was like a 12 year old kid This is I was six years that kid's like 18 now, oh man. I didn't hear about that I'm a rap beat this year I mean, you think that guy like totally hates Zach Braffness like a a fucking asshole. I'm 18 now he's gonna come back I'm sure you got some money for that though. I would think 12-year-old spray paint your car. Yeah, do you get to hit the kid?

God is he like a punk kid? It doesn't matter. I don't know what's the definition of a punk? He definitely gets a shaking. I don't know about like I would grab him and be like you are not leaving What you get you got a 13 year old, let's make him a teenager. 13 year old kid, you get one punch. What is a kid have to do to get a punch? Oh man. Any punches you can punch back?

If he connects. If it's like a gav punch where he doesn't really hurt that much, that's one thing. Hahaha. Gav tried to punch me one time, it was cute. How about stuff him I thought it was off the golden beard Dude I did like Gavin at the RVB party

We had it at South by and he had never you didn't know what that was right no I know what it was I just didn't Sorry, I just trying to take a picture. I would not punch that. Let's shut up on Twitter Yeah, I did like Gavin and he was walking out of the camera and suddenly got very ugly Yeah, my job is to go around filming the event and then you dead like me. Oh, the footage from that on is lived. Live. You just have it. Gavin came into the office today and it was literally about 15 seconds before I wanted to hit him. He just started.

He just started talking and it's like, oh, God, it's one of the things that I don don't remember But you said something so fucking stupid that I was like I have to hit you now So that's what a co-girl has to do. They have to say something stupid in front of you if you use British That's a whole other story. So is it the accent that drives you crazy? Or is it what he actually says? I think it's what he says. It's that the combined with the accent. I don't know terrible Day trying to speak like an American and see if he still wants to punch you. Have you heard Gavin's American accent? Yeah. I'm not. He does not like doing it.

I love it when he does it. I love making foreigners have American accents. They always go Southern. They always go Southern. Not necessarily. Almost always. Do you know? They always do unless they don't.

They always do, except those times they do not. Do you go Southern? Ah, I don't know. I don't do anything. No, no, no, that's you. You're all supposed to get all of a sudden I don't know. I probably couldn't even tell the difference between a southern. Okay. You really can't They do like our accents. What do we have just American loud? Someone in Seattle Fuck you I don't know someone in Seattle. Well, fuck you.

I'm coming to Seattle. Texas is not considered part of the South. Yeah, that is true. And the Southern, like, the South means something, though. Yes. It's too far west. It's considered the West. Is it?

Yeah. It's right in the South. We're proud of the South. Like, Louisiana is the last part of the South. Yeah, but it's more times known as to the West West and the rest of the east more. Yes, that is correct I probably have to do with colonialization and the movement of people from east to west across the country I think the South is literally defined as the Confederate States. Yeah. Yeah. It's anything east of the Mississippi South of the Mason Dixon line Is that correct? That sounds right. Yeah, but east of the Mississippi that include Louisiana

Louisiana goes through this or at least in as the the border of Louisiana right yeah, yeah, it has that little leg that's yeah, yeah across But yeah, I would consider Louisiana part of the part of the South the quote-unquote South And it goes up all the way through is North Carolina part of the South Yes, I would say yes Virginia is so yeah The Geocardial. I have no idea. I'm going to ask Herbou. I'm going to ask you some basic stuff. Okay, about like you tell me what part of the country is west, north, central, whatever. I'm not even sure what. Okay, let's start with

something relatively simple. Where is Florida East East and down East Southeast. That's it. No. Down, down, down, down to the left. Where is... Let me think about this. You do. Where's Utah? Uh, it's in the middle. I'd say it's in the middle. I mean, it's West middle. Is it? Yeah. It's a, consider, like a 50 states. Sure. Like right now. There's a song we used to know, but yeah, I can old 50 states sure like right now. They would use a song. We used to know But yeah, I can definitely name them good for it. I'm not good. Listen. It would take forever Yeah, so it's very boring. Yeah, yeah, also you would miss them out and feel silly. No, no, no I mean I would have to put them like I think it was checklist 50 items

So yeah, I mean I can definitely name every state. I usually build the name every capital of every state Yeah, there was a song my son that yeah And I he would knew he knew it. He knew it three. He knew all 50 capitals. Doesn't know anymore that it dover Delaware. Is that the capital Delaware? I want to say yes. I used to know.

I don't know. It's like it's like it doesn't matter. You don't need to know that shit. Yeah, that's like GPA. He's like no one gives a shit about your GPA. So we would, you do up to a point. Well, and that's like a point at which that is, that's like something that's super relevant and important in your life that you know when

cares about after a certain point of time, like feel and agree. It is weird to work on something for four years essentially that you use once. Yep. Like usually your first job and then you never, never ask you ever again. It's like like it's like the equivalent of your SAT scores when you're in high school. It's like, I nobody cares about your SAT scores anymore. And it was so important at the time, but then it didn't matter. Like can you imagine not getting a job today because you're SAT scores?

You're like, what? Sorry, sir, no, you can't do it. Oh, 1200, thanks. We need a 1,400 least. And now it's even different because now the SAT scores are completely different. No, you can't do it. Oh! 1200, that's... We need a 1400 least. And now it's even different, because now the SAT scores are completely different. Yeah, it's like much higher, it's like 2200 or something. Yeah, there's a whole other section.

It's like writing a section. Yeah, I thought I was... They just add another one. They wouldn't make it take it up to... Or is an SAT? 2400? Yeah, I guess so. They started at the SAT thing, like the final time I took it, we had an SAT.

I don't think it counted, but I think they were starting to roll it out. I don't think I did them. I think they do an essay. I don't think it does count. That's awesome. Yeah. So, what was the conversation Gavin that we were having about memory and the way that memory works?

It's memory the key. I can't remember. I really can. But we were talking about anesthesia earlier and I highlighted something here and I want to go and talk about it. So, there's this, they don't really understand how anesthesia work when it knocks you out. And so, part of anesthesia is that there's a built-in,

controlled amnesia is what they do, meaning like they make you forget. Like that essentially, it's like you're conscious during it, and they give you real muscle relaxants, you're not flying all over the place, but the other component of anesthesia is just like you on the fly forget what's happening. They're just taking a new memory. That's like the twilight.

That's what they call the twilight. Well, twilight has a little bit, it has less of the, is it an amnesiac? Is that what you would call it? It has less of that component that it does, like general anesthesia. And it says in reality, your anesthesiologist is actually creating controlled amnesia, so you just don't remember the surgery. When the surgery is over, your anesthesiologist stops the medication and you gradually wake up.

But you'll not remember it at the time. Yeah, so you're actually going through all the horror of being in the surgery, but you're just not allowed to remember it. Like, you can't store it on the fly. It doesn't fly. Yeah, but sure, it's like your brain's in a red-only mode. It cannot horrify. It cannot horrify. It can't horrify. It can't store it on the fly Yeah, but sure it's like your brains in read only mode In constant pain, but how way that doesn't matter if you don't remember it I really feeling it if you're not processing like how does that work? How does how is pain tied to memory is pain of memory

Is pain no everything's a memory right every every emotion is a memory everything as it goes if you don't have memory Nothing matters. There's almost no existence without memory because you're just going through and you're like, within a moment, you're just living with it. You have nothing. It's interesting. Analysis is the way the human brain is and what existence is. If you don't have a memory, it's not really happening. It's crazy, right? Yeah. Yeah. My brain is exploded. It's really scary. Yeah. If you really start. It's crazy, right? Yeah. Yeah. My brain is exploded. It's really scary. But people, yeah, if you really start bringing that stuff down, like what exactly is memory?

And like when you start thinking about, you know, memories is the electron stored in your brain, but what is your brain? Your brain is just tissue. And it's like really electrons. I mean, I mean, like, yeah, but like stores a potassium versus, you know, the store. But it's like the weirdest thing ever. I mean, like, but they didn't have like location memory where I'll like go somewhere I've meant, like I'll go with theme park elements for ever and I'm nearly have memories that I forgot about, but like they'll all start triggering,

like I remember when I had a birthday here, you know, it's not like that, it was like smell is like that. I forgot, you know, like how, yeah. Like smells very like to memory. It's so weird. What do you remember when the car together after the taco challenge?

Ooh. I remember I had to roll down the window and lean out for a while. Oh God. Jesus Christ. But don't open your hoodie, that's my recommendation. I always find it weird when people get mad. Like if someone says, oh, do you remember this? And I don't remember that.

And I'm like, why do you remember that? It's completely involuntary. Like, well, how can someone get mad because I don't remember something? Yeah. These are American juggles, you guys. Who gets mad at you for not remembering stuff? All right, some people did. Jack probably.

He's a god. Usually girlfriends get mad at me for not remembering stuff. Yeah, that whole animated adventure thing, and look what I had that twilight, that was really fucked up, you think about it, like what was that, like what Alzheimer's like? You know, do you get like portions of your brain that are just inaccessible or that aren't responding at all? And if you're not able to make new memories, it's just like it's your brain coping with

a situation that makes no sense because you're not able to do remember that stuff at all as you was recounted to you later by your wife. Like I remember tiny bits of it, but really coming back this one I had and those the scariest part was when I had that fucking barbecue chicken pizza in front of me. I hate barbecue chicken pizza. And I said, who ordered this for me? It's you're like you ordered it yourself. was when I had that fucking barbecue chicken pizza in front of me. I hate barbecue chicken pizza. I said, who ordered this for me? It's you like you ordered it yourself. That's why the fuck would I do that?

I would never eat this. That was the worst part of the city. The city made me have a spy movie. It's like I ordered this for a reason. And if you find out law, like you're sending yourself a message, you had a Jason Bournemom in all of a sudden. What was that? What was it? You would would you would try to like catch yourself out the other week

You were trying to prepare for what you were about to do later But because you said that if you came back later you would start moving stuff So you like deliberately hid stuff or something so you wouldn't move it So if I think I'm gonna get drunk later on night, I hide stuff from myself with my future drunk self Because then if I come back, I'll then see it out and I go I have to hide that I'll hide things as a drunk person and they won't be able to find them as a sober person So now I'm learning to hide things as a sober person In preparation for the organizing drunk who's going to come home

I love it like a Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde thing I love the idea of you preparing for yourself in a different state. It's like a different person. It is yeah Yeah, different mental state. I'm like Mr. Hyde thing, I love the idea of you preparing for yourself in a different state. It's like a different person. It is? Yeah, different mental state. Mr. Hyde's going to come in. Last time I think I ever did this was a Gus's house. I showed up with a bottle of tequila at his house. I was over there. And I said, I'm here to get drunk.

I said that, I'm going to get drunk. And I did something that was a far-re And I that did something that I'm not published everybody Everybody that party got hammered now. I can't think no not everybody. I mean I think no I think I live at least six different people threw up in my toilet that is not an exaggeration. I was a horrible influence That was you know I met Bernie's alter ego the folks Yeah, and that's when that's when you had someone ended up with a feather boa I'm a photo of you with a feather boa

There's a picture somewhere of me in a black leather jacket with a pink feather boa riding Bernie around like a God we gonna find that so I start like I walked to the kitchen you guys might won't even remember this I walked into the kitchen and I put that bottle down but don't on the Center like get a center island kind of a thing didn't you or a table? Yeah, so I put it down that and I was explain it was gonna get drunk and as I was doing that I can remember very clearly because it's the last thing I remember for the evening is I'm pulling my keys and my wallet and my phone out of my pocket and I'm hiding them in his dish cupboard that's where I put them I'll put them in the dish cupboard because I know nobody in the party goes to get a dish.

Right. So I put stuff in there. And then I don't lose it because that's where it is. And it's like later, it's like, I gotta look in the dish cupboard and nothing's there. I'm like, what did I do? No, that was what I, yeah. I think we hid your keys from you at some point.

We tried to, but we couldn't find them because you had hidden them. Yeah. I mean, it's like a drug-brain hidden no idea where they were. I can't help it. It's like how we getburned and kill him. It's driven drug-burn you all the time. That's right.

It's like if he finds the wallet, he'll just keep coming. He'll stop. He'll perpetuate his existence. I love how you chose that night. It's just completely random night. I'm just like, yeah, I'm gonna get hammin' on this one. For no reason. Yeah, well you should have prayed.

And you showed up with limes. And you had your own knife, you were like, stop it. Oh my God. Okay, which is unfortunate to you because Gus had, I bought Gus, probably the best wedding gift I've ever bought for anybody. I bought him, I was like, over a block of knives.

Great, great set of knives. You still haven't seen it, right? Yeah, and every time I go over to Gus House, which is pretty rare, honestly. I see that big huge block of knives. It's got like a thousand knives. She why is it rare that you don't go to his house anymore? I don't know.

Was that the last part you had? That's the only party I had. Oh God, how is that? That's it. When we moved in our house, and we bought the house where it I have. Oh god, I always did. That's it. Let me move to, like we moved in our house, and we bought the houseware now like three years ago, and we're always like, should we have a houseware party, should we throw a party? Nope.

Nope. His new house is awesome too. Yeah. He has a, I know where the hell he got it. He has a stainless steel countertop. Like normally if you go in the have like four mica or maybe granite, he's just like an entire block of stainless steel like molded to where like the sink is part of it and it's like the wrapped around the corner and all this

stuff it's just one giant piece of steel that was folded out and it's not cut or anything it's just all folded there's not a single seam in the whole thing that's the sink is part of it it's a really cool yeah you I mean you designed everything you tell them exactly what you want, the depth, you know, if you want, like we have a marine edge around it on if you notice that. Yep. I'm telling you, a bevel on the edge.

Yeah, sounds expensive. That sounds very good. Yeah, there's only two places in the US that can do that. And they're both like down the street from each other. They're both like an upstate in New York. And they're like, what's the deal? Well, it's not always the case. Yeah, it's like they're right next door to each other.

It's like, when do you move? Because the whole country. And they can only do certain length, right? Oh. Isn't that with them part of it too? Oh, no. I mean, they could do pretty much anything. Really?

They were crazy, yeah. Wow. But of course, then it gets super expensive. But here's what I'm never invited back. I have, I think, in four years, four years, maybe even longer. I've been to Gus' house twice. Once was that party, and the other time I was in Gus's house ever to see the countertop Was when I went in at five in the morning to wake him up for that episode of emergency

Oh, yeah, so you can see why Gus is not in bite-be-back Oh, that was awesome Oh, good morning. I mean just thinking about it now makes me sick again Like enjoying you That would most be speaking of you breaking into people's houses at five in the morning Yeah, do you remember that time when we went to the shooting range and then you left shotgun shells at Jeff's house I do like you you must have just thought in a bit of the night. I left shotgun shells Millie might go and pick him up. That's exactly what I said about four in the morning. I was sleeping in this studio

Ben was there too you literally kick the door I'm going to be like, wake up bitches! I'm just like, what? Yes, and we're talking about, we're talking about something for immersion. And I was showing him like some shotgun shells example. And then I put the box and I put them up on a shelf. I thought. And then we just were, and then it's like we just went on talking and whatever, we just wanted Jeff's grilling events. And I was at home later, I was like,

I left a box of shotgun shell sitting there. No, that's gonna happen. But I was like, I'm so paranoid about Millie that I like raced back there. I was like four in the morning. I did, I went back four in the morning. And when in like was searching for these shotgun shells. I think Bart was talking.

And I woke up from the living room and she's like, wow. And it was like, I was just trying to find him. And I forget where he was, but anyway, I found him and got him the hell out of there. So that's kind of your thing, is waking up employees. I guess this is your employees of the past. So, I guess so.

If it's not your snoring, you kicking the doors in. I did not. I was a good. We Gavin, I had to share a hotel room in the past. Oh. Did you, was he snoring? Of course he was. How did you put it? It gets Aw. Did you, uh, was he snoring? Oh, of course he was. No, you heard it.

It's like, it gets, it gets to the point where it obviously wakes you up on a some sort of level and you sort of reset yourself so you'll turn over and it'll just be like, but it will elevate to, I was like, how are you doing it? It's funny when we're flying back from, he's worse jackass. He's got his guts. I snored Gus out of a room Yeah, I left those off when we were flying back from Boston we flew Boston to Dallas to Austin

Then at the layover in Dallas. I was telling Barbara and Carrie about how sometimes I can sleep so soundly on the plane that'll snore I'll get into my snoring and I'll start snoring so loudly that I'll wake myself up I do that. Yeah, and it's not about being upright It does that so then on the Dallas to Austin flight I dosed off and I woke myself up. I did hide you and then. And it's not about being upright. It does that. So then on the Dallas to Austin flight, I dozed off and I woke myself up snoring and I looked over to my right and Barbara and Carrie were just staring at me. I was like, why is this shit so? Oh my god, you wasn't fucking with us. I know over the noise of the playing or everything else, but you can still hear it. I always do this thing where I have the air on above my head and I always seem to fall asleep back with my head back on a mouth open

And I wake up with like just like ads dried out my mouth and you wake up and say ah God Yeah, I've woken up on a plane drooling all over myself. I think it's a way worse alternative Like my turtle just be so That's like the one that's like the best time to have a carry on, though. It's like, oh, I'm good. And you sure? Swap it out. I don't know.

You're all the story here. But when we came back from Seattle, I upgraded the first class, and I was going to try to, one of the nicest things a person could do. I was going to give up my first class seat, and so I could sit next to Gap. Gus doesn't do that. Gus makes me sit between a baby and a dog.

Actually happened on the way back from the comic home. Baby and a dog. That was a woman. That was a woman. That was it. There was a woman breastfeeding a kid. And then on the other side, there was a guy in Amigur with a big black Labrador, like between his legs.

I was like, well, this is gonna be an interesting flight. So you were gonna do something nice? I was, but it was one of those planes where it's two seats on one side and three seats on the other. So Gavin's on the three seats side of the aisle and he's in the window seat and the two people sitting next to him were the kids of the two people across the aisle.

So it was a family, so they couldn't give it the seat for. I bet if I asked the dad, I bet the dad would have gone for it once. Absolutely. Dude, I see that. That's future dad's problem. Yeah. I'm gonna hide my keys this year. That's your dad's gonna get loaded up in first class.

Don't be prepared to deal with this. All right. But we actually flew through tornadoes and everything in Oklahoma. Oh yeah? Yeah. That's a bumpy ride. Did you mention what you hades and everything in Oklahoma? Oh yeah? Yeah. What's the bumpy ride? Did you mention what you had for lunch on the plane after? Yeah, you tweeted a photo of you lunch.

You dick? It was fucking taco! That was the point! Still, you had like this this nice like layout. Like I'm like used to you know having to either pay for my food which is like you know here you know slice of salami. Awesome. Thank you very much.

They used to give you that size of salami. Have you ever been in first class yet? No, I haven't. I have. You know, actually, what the biggest treat about being in first class is? Free drinks? No, they give you metal silverware. Yeah, that's what I saw in your picture.

I was like, yeah, that's the stuff. It's like you're a human being. It's like, oh, you can be in first class, so you can stab the pilot. That's so good. It just goes to show. It's like, get over it. You know, it's just, fuck it. You know, it just goes a show. It's like, get over it. You know, it's just fucking, you know, I can take down the plane, you know, but by knocking out my window,

I don't know if he did that or not, but let's just say you can, that's like, why, take away your silverware. Give me a break. So stupid. So stupid. Well, you don't want, you don't want some people having that silverware

like that pilot who went crazy on that jet blue flight. That's true. What was he talking about? Is real? He said that they weren't going to Las Vegas And then he left the cockpit. They went to the Vegas quadrant. He was he was praying and saying nonsense to say stuff about terrorists. Yet blue pilot Freak out. I love that word freak out. Let me see. Freak out. And then yeah, I guess luckily there's happened to be an off-duty pilot On the plane. But for sure.

But for sure on JetBlueFlight tells passengers, quote, say your prayers. Is this what the plane is in there? Yeah, it's you. We're going to fly from New York to Las Vegas, and then I guess right after takeoff, he told the co-pilot to take over, and then he went crazy. No, like they end up jumping.

Drunk pilot, it was a party animal. So a pilot has to do with that shit, man. And he hit his nose. They ended up landing in Amarillo, places. How shitty would that be? You're flying from New York to Las Vegas and you have to stop an Amarillo. Then I bet that blue doesn't fly there normally.

So I wonder, how do you deal with the logistics of that? How do they get fuel? What about what do you do for ground crops? Here for security purposes, you know what I mean? Yeah, sure. They worry about that later, but I can't imagine what a huge pain in the ass all that shit is. did the pilot know the way he kept repeating the word bomb Afghanistan and the

That's that's a that's a trifecta What so I got so then I guess the pilot left to go to the bathroom and while he left the co-pilot got another pilot to come Enough with him and then locked him out of the cockpit and then over the P.A. He told the passengers to subdued the other pilot. Yeah, and so like like three big dudes. Some of the other things. They were people, they were on their way to Las Vegas to go to a security professional's conference. Yeah. Good. Go ahead. And how long have you been a pilot? I don't remember. It was a while. It was like two years I think.

It's crazy. It's crazy. The people have to snap. Like nobody's safe. People are crazy. They're crazy. People have a snap like nobody's safe people are crazy. They're crazy people at 10 seconds away from Crazy, we've seen the video of the the hotel getting robbed and the two guys get out the elevator Yeah, for UFC conferences like they're like literally there for like a UFC fight and they like destroy Yeah, it was like to do it in his coach or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah It's like to do this coach and they literally like they see the guys like I think he's being held at knife point or something And they just grab and just push him on the ground It's you know take him down. It's over. It's like what you talked about

Yeah, even like a totally winded you have to see guys still fuck you up. Yeah, so see the crazy thing to you about UFC is You can knock somebody out or you can win by judgment or you can win by tap out. Yeah in real life There's no fucking tap out. No, so it's like if you put somebody in the arm bar What happens if they can't tap out? Are they snapping their arm in hell? Is that what happens? I've seen that happening. You'll see what guys don't tap out make their arm broken Like you may start leveraging your own arm to the point where No, I cannot I do not that's like one of the things I want like that memory to the slide away I want like that memory to the slide away

And the sketch and let me get in the ring that's your twilight memory. Yeah, give me that twilight That's what your guts is problem you wake up in here to full body You somehow in an iron lung. Like, I didn't even exist anymore. Did they really have iron legs anymore? I think so. Is that ventilators? Yeah. But if I was, I would like to go through right starting today. I'm going to train to be a UFC fighter.

And I would be the first UFC fighter ever that wins by submission because I put somebody in the figure four. As it ever does, the air four lag lock? Because what happens there, do you bust somebody's knee? I don't even know, I don't even know. I don't even know if it's a shit. And you can get put in for your four. It fucking hurts dude.

It's like something about like a dislocated knee cap. Oh, that's fine. If you do it, you know, the proper way. You get it right. Like, so see if you do it right, it dislocates something. Yeah. Man, one of the craziest things, we talked about videos on YouTube of like the last time we talked about the guys that do the

head massages and we used to watch those the paws leave. And this is this video of the ear, get the show of the guys ear, then I'm gonna have Gus Link. One of the craziest videos is people who get their shoulder dislocated and they get it reduced is the, I guess the way they, the name for the procedure to put the arm back in place. Well, so they dislocated it by accident. Yeah, and it's like so bizarre to see,

it's like basically you put your foot in somebody's arm, it just yanked your arm and it's like, they scream, it's like, it's like, it's the other arm does this. Oh! And it's like they scream It's a painlessly feels better. I pay no gain and this one of those things right where if you dislocate your shoulder Then it becomes worse susceptible to future dislocation. Is that correct? I don't know how does the shoulder work Is that a ball and socket joint? Yeah, yeah Yeah, you see that character Jim carries to play where he was the exercise woman and he used to do all these like moves and then he would just like throw a shoulder over and his shoulder would pop out and just like go behind his head.

I was like, oh, he was really oddly flexible. I remember I saw a video of Travis Pastrana that BMX like badass dude and it was the thing where he landed on a shoulder and dislocated his shoulder and it was like hanging there and he like managed to pop it back in the cell. Like they just had a camera stuff they were trying to do like a back flip or something. No thanks. Now we're in the morbid section of the podcast. How do you know that your brain is like, mystical on?

How do you know you're being gay? Well not so much now. But say this is pretty medicine and you're just a dude and you're like, hey I'm a dude. How would you discover that your brain was like, where it is? How would you know? I'm not doing that, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.

I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. Well yeah, you don't know anything about your buddy. How do you know your knee doesn't control your buddy?

Oh my god. You guys, why don't we hit Gavin? So awesome. So you have no medical training whatsoever. No knowledge of anatomy. There's no medicine yet. There's no medicine. People are just saying it out.

How the fuck do you know what a brain is? Yeah, I think it's just like, surely someone must have had a leg off. Like the leg come off and then they're like, oh, my life's still. But someone's head comes off and it's like, oh, they died. Surely like, what do you know what I mean? Like, you know what? I love this serious look on your face as you talk about it. I love saying it.

Like, trial and error. We take it, we take it if it grunted that our brain isn't our head. We protect our head. Like you said, by trial and error, they knew the limbs didn't saying it. My trial and error. We take it. We take it if it grought at the operating in our head. We protect the head. Oh, like you said, by trial and error, they knew the limbs didn't have it. So I'm sure that they narrowed it down to like the heart or the head. It's just like monosiraccidents and eventually figured out.

I'm wondering how that discovery came to be. For a long period of time, they thought the heart was the center of the body. But don't forget for a long time, they thought it was the soul. So where does your soul live? And a lot of people thought it was the heart. I think the stomach in some cultures too is considered to be the main thing. Really? Yeah. But yeah, no, they didn't figure out where their brain was. That's awesome. Thank you so much for that. Sometimes

they have the dish cabinet. All right, well let's wrap things up here. You're talking about stomachs and now I'm getting hungry. Yeah, okay, you'll play Trial's Evolution. Hey, what about FES. It's awesome. Everyone keeps talking about FES. It came out last Friday, we actually did a this for it that pulled in a lot of views. Yeah, it's a basic thing, right?

Yeah, it's like a 2D game, but there's a 3D aspect to it where you can rotate the whole game around and Depending on where you are it alters your sort of location in the in the world Yeah, but it's hard to explain watch that this is there's it's pretty good that kind of shows You know kind of what it is and like all the distances are only relative to that plane So like say you'll play in one way a two box would be really far apart and you'll swing the level around And now they like this and you can just hop on so like the distances between stuff changes So it is totally flat. It is a 2D.

I have learned nothing about this game based on the description. Watch the video. Literally nothing. Watch the video. So it's a game and then you can rotate things to where there's a lot of sideskiller kind of thing. It's a nice, newer thing. The object is that you have to find hidden cubes and they'll be hidden

you know like something that will be hidden behind the world you have to spin the world around to see it. And then you find that. There's one people who explain to me then you have to find the brain. So there's hidden cubes and you spin the world. So let me ask you this buddy. What's this game about? So, okay, here's what you do you love

up fans and the object is to find a cube and then you spin the world based on the plane and That's it exactly that's it that's the game design doc right there point to Bernie I have no idea like what it looks like I can't envision this at all I just just imagine, I'm thinking of Tetris, on one of those lazy shoes and talking to each other. This is very close. Lazy Tetris. That's awesome. If you tell me he uses the connect, it's your most perfect game of all time.

Oh, hey, speed away. Just add something. I have a little overgrown above. You're in your court. So it's a game and then you can rotate things to where there's other. It's not a side scola kind of recording. So it's a game and then you can rotate things to where there's... It's not a side-scroller kind of thing, but it's... It's a nice, nor thing.

The object is that you have to find hidden cubes and there'll be hidden... Something that will be hidden behind the world, you have to spin the world around and see it. And then you find... You... There's one people who explain to me... Then you have to find the brain. It's in the head. So there's hidden cubes and you spin the world.

So let me ask you this, Betty. What's this game about? So, okay, here's what you do. You load up fans and the object is to find a cube and then you spin the world based on the plane and then the cube's cup. That's it, exactly. That's it. That's the game design dock right there. Point to Bernie. I have no idea what it looks like.

I can't envision this at all. I just imagine, I'm thinking of Tetris on one of those lazy shoes and talking. It's very close. It's very close. Lazy Tetris. That's awesome. If you tell me he uses the connect, it's your most perfect game of all time. Oh, hey, to be the way. I's like the most perfect game of all time. Oh, hey, speed watch.

I guess that is it. I have a recording. I have a recording of it. So there's something actually I want to get. I should go see if it's available right now. I think that C3PO R2D2 Xbox just came out. It is. I saw yesterday. You did? In fact, 430 bucks.

450. How much? 450. For what? I think it comes with connect and a copy of the Star Wars. Everything comes with Connect. What if I just want the Xbox and the controller? I don't think you can get that. I think you can have a PC.

I'm not happy about that, man. $450. Yeah, you are. No. Dude, where about those chrome controllers? You gonna buy all those? No, I'm like this. Really?

Nope. I like, man. Now they have the black controller with the black chat pad. That's definitely the best combo ever. Everything black and stuff. Yeah. He's a dummy. I'm pointing at you dummy. You know his favorite controller is Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples? Example together in trepid hosts

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