Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #163

Episode Date: April 25, 2012

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, streaming now, only only on peacock. So normally I stay away from theme songs that are a play on the Red vs. Blue song music. That was like a legend of Zelda version. But this guy's username was Chiro Master. If someone named Chiro Master gives you a theme song, you have to play it. I think we are contractually obligated to play anything by Chiro Master. Gus? As a person of color I hiccuped Do you consider yourself to be a person of color?

Sure he doesn't have any but he sounds very competent. I cut my thumb this weekend and I cut it like right on your face I'm gonna say minority did it I can watch little cuts like right on the join of my thumb, so it's like, as soon as I do it, I go, oh, right, I know that's my next three weeks is dealing with this fucking thing. But I got a bandaid on there, which as you can see, is nearly invisible

on my normal colored flesh. A flesh colored bandaid? Can I get a racist check on that normal color? So as a person of color, do you consider bandadesaids to be racist? What's funny is growing up, I never thought that band-aids were supposed to be flesh-colored. I just thought that they were that color. You said they were weird-colored.

Yeah, I thought, okay, that's the band-aid color. And it wasn't until much later that I thought, oh, that's incredibly racist that they're targeting like a very... Like, this is not racist. It's very weird that they would target a very specific Skin tone is that and how does they come up with that color? Is that like the average color? Are the most When they develop that color was that like the most people in the United States were that skin tone at the time I'm gonna go around the room and test this up against the color palette over Yes, a bunch of you introduce them as I do it. Okay. Well, that's Bernie Burns doing the testing up against Jack

Patillo right now This is probably something from trial some and speaking of white people look who we have We got Jay or Dan 23 23 Jordan Gavin I get a fit because you're and Gavin free. Hello everyone moving in slow motion So how do I come up against that? I think everybody came out pretty good. I think Jack was pretty close I think those two assholes are really pale on it The you think Gavin's fail. I don't think of Gavin as being a pale person I'm pretty pale. I guess thumb was up against that band-aid. I'll be darker than you right now. Yeah, you are darker than me I was on the sun this weekend too, so yeah, well, I don't have no idea why but Those three assholes are all wearing sunglasses right now in the room

The biggest double-take-a-seed They're all wearing the same sunglasses Where'd you get those? They're on, they're sitting here on the desk. We record the podcast at my desk, which was the old conference room table. So I have this enormous table for a desk. And I do a thing where I know I'm gonna break sunglasses.

Gab, you broke your sunglasses. I break, right? You sit on them, right? And I'm doing this weekend. So I know that's gonna happen. So when I get a pair of sunglasses, I like. I buy about seven pairs. I do the same with headphones. I buy that 10 pairs at once because I just trash them constantly Yeah, I don't know how I break them so much. How do you break headphones?

I don't know I just catch them on stuff when I'm walking around or like I'll sit on them. I So your bum kills all of your purchases. It's true Have we told the story about Gavin in the water in a seat yet? Water So Jeff and I were sitting like we were in the office the other day and Gavin was out of the room for some reason and Jeff had a glass like a pint glass full of water and so Jeff was like I'm gonna put it in Gavin's seat. So he puts it like leaning up against the back of Gavin's seat. We thought he'd sit down and pour on his butt and be funny. Gavin walks the

room, just plops down, nothing happens and it's's like, Jeff and I are like, looking at, there's nothing, and Gavin's spitting his chair around, he's moving back and forth, nothing happens. And finally, Jeff has like, slide over to make sure it's still there, and sure enough it is. And then what happened? I think you finally realized it was there. Well, everyone was looking at me,

and I was like, what's going on? And I realized I was, I was just purged on the very edge of my chair, that's how I sit. I don't really lean back into my chair. That was just a war. So, I think you know. It's still a failure. You're like a water spill or not? No, it was perfectly fine. I'm just like my chair, that's how I see it, I don't really lean back into my chair. That was just a war. So, I think you know, it's a little failure. A little water spill or not?

No, it was perfectly fine. I just like, oh, there's a glass here. You were just spinning around and the fucking glass was, you know? Yeah, I just kinda like, you know how you like rotate when you work in. I was like, yeah, 360 though. I was still like, just magical glass water never fell over. It was very disappointing. I think I punched the avenue afterwards.

They played a lot of pranks on me that just don't work. Michael spin my desk around so it faces the other way and I didn't even notice. So I don't know which of you assholes does it. But someone constantly tries to prank Kara. Y'all will move her mouse upside down or... It's a play so it's a hundred-eight degrees rotated or weird things like that. And sometimes I need to sit down and I see they're like facts something or scan something on carous computer I said I'm like what the fuck is going on with this thing?

See that's been like five minutes troubleshooting it and then it's like okay now I can do what I need to do So nobody in this room? No, but that's like a brand in practice I was just how I can tell you it's probably his brain fucks computers You're like down on the phone down here and ask him call him out on it right now. Yeah, yeah Branding is I'm happy to get in this morning like I was like what the fuck is the mouse going left when I'm moving right? No, look like mouse is upside down Now brain is the one who the whole fuck with your computer, and it's just like that's I don't know that's that's not cool I'm not okay with that. I don't want to make us go out of his way to do extra work

You know what we're talking about best guys Pranks and water pranks when Gavin and I were in Seattle. We went to a very nice dinner with some very influential people. And when we were about 10 minutes out from it, I dumped about a water right in his crotch. I'm going with that. Just with the hell of it. I thought, well, was it like a power play? Yeah, it was like half of a lot of water.

He looked to me. He was driving. He goes, check this out. And he just holds the water and just goes, boom. Just trucks and run. Like, we're about He would look to me. He was driving. He goes check this out And his whole door just goes Chucked him around like we're about to go out to dinner with some important people and I like to piss myself Big one. Thanks buddy But what you don't know is I was navigating right? Once again, I we have not hired a single good navigator as this fucking company

I would have never you're complaining about my skills, which were probably fine by the way. I got us to the restaurant immediately. We can't just bear. How many fucking times does he say, are we doing this? I don't know. I don't know. I mean, laughter.

Plenty won't back out. On the way back from the restaurant to the hotel. Yeah. We did three circles. And you didn't notice. What? I never get in round in the circle three times to see if you would notice and he didn't. And then I was just like, ah screw it, let's give it a try.

So you wasted your own time and you think it's funny? And he had noticed it. Literally it didn't work, like clearly it wasn't a big deal. It was great. We spent about 15 minutes just doing nothing. It's doing circles? Awesome. You're a joke master, Gavin.

I think Bernie's about to hit you. No, no, I'm not. I just love the idea of going to a meeting, a very nice meeting where you interest people in one of the guys that you used to wed spots. But you played it off very nicely, I thought. How'd you tell him? And we had the weirdest coincidence ever, where we're walking down the road, Gavin knows one person in all of Washington state

Yeah, and we run into that person on the street in front of the restaurant It was it was a pro legend it was Jason's ex-girlfriend. It was Laurie Yeah, she's literally the only person I know in that entire state just bumped into her in the street She crazy she cannot believe it. I took a picture of her face when she saw me. She's like Do you walk around with your camera at the red and you just went and stuff, I have this like you took her picture. Yeah, very nice.

Yeah, she saw you. No, dude, yeah. Fucking weirdo. And I had a fun moment there too, because the last time I heard about Laurie, I heard she was talking shit about me. So it's like, I had one of the best moments ever where I walked up.

You see some of the street that just randomly in a different city, in a different state. And she was, oh my God, I go, hey, what's up? And I walked up you see some of the street that just randomly in a different city in a different state and she was oh my god I go hey what's up and I walked away like flat out fuck off oh my god I could have had a moment of amazement or whatever totally soft totally took the whole situation it was like hey bye well I didn't know that happened and buddy just like just was wasn't even like oh hey Yeah, just shot off into the restaurant. I was like oh he's not Something similar happened to me the other day. I was walking out of like best by and I recognize the girl walking in It was someone I went to high school with but I haven't talked to in like well over a decade And I didn't want to be bothered with trying to remember her name or anything

I can't just ignore the completely Yeah, I don't like same people I used to go to school with. I'll actually like cross the street to avoid them if I can I just completely forgot her name, but I knew I knew her, but I was like yeah, I know you're from my school But I don't really want to take the time and try to figure out or have this connection But go, yeah, how you doing? What do you think? I really didn't care. Where were you? I was just the best buying South Park, but So I met Jordan for the first time on this trip Animea J or Dan and I was the first thing I did to you Jordan you almost Decapitated me with a frisbee. Yeah, yeah, yeah frozen eggy

It was one of Jack's disc golf discs and I was trying to ask that Jack It's a frisbee. Just say And I was trying to answer the jacks. It's a frisbee, just say it does. It's a one of jacks frisbee. You do not have to say that. I show frisbee. Professional. Wait a minute, when I call it a frisbee.

Anyway. I just got this. What a fucking punch you know. I tried to out throw jack and jack is a freak of nature. He can throw that thing very far. I threw it and it just came right back. So this might be an R.T. life.

We filmed it, but I don't know if it comes across in the film because like the they vanish pretty quick Yeah, actually like the dis do and so frisbee's do excuse me guys I made a bet with Gavin that I could throw one I can throw in one throw further than he could in two Like okay, like see he would throw it step up to where he is landed and throw it again and still not catch where my one one through And needless to say I destroyed. Did you ever count how many throws you needed to catch up to you? Well, at least though I did came right back at me, so it would have been about three to four.

Yeah, I think I threw it too hard. The angle? I think you could have been a little friends being to come back to you. You threw it up like if you don't like straight up, it would come back to you. No. Not 45 degrees. Well, something. Maybe throw it like 90 degrees straight up. Yeah, it'll come back here. No. Yeah, yeah, well, not 45 degrees. Well, something.

If you throw it like 90 degrees straight up, yeah, it will come back to you. That's gravity. Well, you're talking about, if you throw it in the first beam, when it comes right back down the line, you throw it. You can throw it flat, and they'll go like, five. If you throw it like that, they'll just do that, and then come right back. Yeah. If you're Gavin, and you're trying to throw it straight, it will go. It will go science, guess.

We're welcome to science. But yeah, so we did that. And so I won the bet, and we filmed out and out, we'll get it together. I don't know if it'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try.

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on top of the building so we had a frisbee stuck up on the building next door but thankfully the air conditioner guys were there to repair and I was like hey I know it sounds dope but I lost our frisbee up there you see it can you think that happens to those guys constantly or like when they come out of an air conditioner like people in the office are like they all come out and throw like hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey I chased my dog. During that Frisbee time, I flung it and it came off completely sideways and Jordan had to doves. I was standing right there. They almost knocked his head right off. So it's a good welcome for you.

But it was here for like 30 minutes and it happened. And you almost died by Frisbee? Yeah, nice to meet you. But anyway, it's a lot of fun. I wouldn't play this golf this weekend. That was really cool. It was a great weekend. It was so beautiful. It was so beautiful. Who hung out in the sun Gus. I did God fuck no. I did I did a blast what you do

Hung out so I am Went down to the park too and then did a bunch of a bunch of movie stuff I filled our entire dumpster at the office with stuff. I'm throwing away We we are usually moved and we down size houses, so I think I Mean a simplified mode This office has a problem with trash. You have problem trash. This office has a real problem with trash I figured it was you throwing that stuff away. Yeah, and someone a barb Ro sent a email to everyone that's going hey, there's a perfectly good table in the dumpster I took it out. It sent my desk now, but he wants it

It's in the fucking trash. Just leave it there They actually, I actually, it wasn't throwing away, it was putting next to it. So sometimes when I think, oh, somebody could use this, I'm gonna put it next to it. And then if it sits out there for a couple days, then I'll throw it away. But that was like a chest high table that actually the mocap guys incorporated.

People have a real problem with waste. People have a problem with waste. Like people don't like to waste stuff. Gavin's very wasteful. I'm more for it. He has no problem. People are weird like that. Okay, explain like what do you mean, Gav? Uh, well like, like videos have made, like that giant balloon or the water just went to waste.

And it's like people are- I heard you're a lot. People complain, it's like- You got a bath. Yeah, and like anything I smash, like a smash in Xbox is like, oh, why don't you sell it to me? So that would make good video. We put it on a- No, I don't know why people to me? So that would have made a good video. We put it on the screen. What's the dumb? I don't know why people get so upset about it. We should do a slow-mo video if you didn't get a cragment supposed to do.

Yeah. Here's me slow-mo. If you did a slow-mo video of logging into PayPal, that would probably collapse the space-time continuum. Yeah. If you played that back in slow-mo, like human civilization would end before that video completed. It's like one of those things you would think so the scale of all the stars.

The same kind of thing. The, uh, have you, most of you don't like to pay pal, do you guys like to pay pal at all on a regular basis? Some of you? I know you do. Oh yeah, fuck I do. Logging into pay pal. This is one of the oldest sites on the internet.

It's probably one of the most traffic sites on the internet to log in to get to your goddamn account. I don't know how long a period of time is but it is it is exactly five seconds shorter than my attention span Because you'll watch it try to log in you like all right. I'm gonna go to another tab Then you see your PayPal tab is there you go back and you're logged out and signed out Yeah, it is they can be like half a day sometimes You get some one thing done on PayPal. I've I've resorted to starting to well Why don't I can't speak anymore? I'm very sorted to opening a new browser window and moving it off to the side

and just leaving it there so I can still see it. And then when it logs in, then it's like, okay, there it's ready. Here's what's crazy about it, which I've never understood. If you go to PayPal and you log into your account, it takes forever, but when you go to buy something on eBay, it logs in instantaneously.

Oh yeah. What the fuck is that? Why is that? You want to give them money, no problem. You want to see your money. Oh, no, no, hold on. It's complicated. It's complicated.

Thank you. Everything, please, you're make come. It's like the virtual equivalent of waiting in line for a bank teller. It's like you're log in, you're like, OK, next. All right, my turn. It does seem like there's stuff that is intentionally slower and more difficult.

Like, when you go to cancel anything, I mean, it's like, it's obviously like there's stuff that is intentionally slower and more difficult. Like when you go to cancel anything. Oh my god. It's obviously, they're putting hurdles in your way. Obviously. So I last night actually canceled my World of Warcraft subscription. But he activated my account because I literally haven't logged in on like six months. And I'm like I'm still paying for this thing. I was like might as well leak.

How much is it, Pub? I think while I was doing the quarterly thing, and I think it's like 35 or 40 in order. I think it's 40? Yeah, so it's like 40 bucks. It's not a big deal, but it's like, I'm not using it, don't want to spend money on it. And I went to my battle net account, and I clicked the account and said, like, zero balance.

And I was like, that's weird. And then I hit like, help or whatever. And it's like, oh, world of work has to count on a different thing. And it's like, let's all tie through battle net, but still, if you go to the world of work half thing, and then pick subscription, and then it it's and that's an example of legacy shit. Yeah.

If you started with the World of Warcraft and then they they've done a migration to battle net so I could see why that's fucked up. Yeah. But these things they would have streamed that out by now. But the Missa Pandaria of Betas started going out this past week I think. Yeah I think actually I think the the drunk tanks on the World of Warcraft they're still around. They're they want to do some streaming on Missa Pandariacraft are still around. They're they want to do some streaming on misdependary So that's cool could be neat, but we've been playing on the the drunk tanks on the old Republic I've been playing a lot of the 1.2 patch which we talked about last week or two weeks ago

Mm-hmm, and it's pretty cool. We jumped into the new operation immediately with the hard modes Like we're not even dealing with story mode like they didn't the normal and we went straight to the hard stuff And it's fun on large skull built I go confused no whole conversation You're actually nothing to add her pandas You know actually last Friday I got an invite from one of the guys a bio-ware They had these Star Wars over public launch party even though the game's been out for a few months I've finally had like their official launch party and so I heard free drinks and food so I was like hell Yeah, I'll go out and check that out are they patching their launch party?

There's this love party corporate wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait they patching their launch party? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what is this? So they had a Star Wars deal Republic launch party up in North Austin Yeah, and I went to it. Did you know about this? No, this was like last minute. I got an invite it was like it was supposed to be employees only I'm on the same minutes You are mother fucker. No invite you get in my Mother fucker. No, in my, did you get in my nose? I'm not gonna invite. No, there's fucker. So, but anyway, I showed up and I'm like even then I was like even then I wasn't on the list I had to call call my friend me like hey, what's up? You said I'll be on the list and so anyway big big issue But it was a it was a lot of fun like they we they had drinks in the Renaissance hotel

There's actually a photo on Reddit from a lot of songs. That's a renaissance. Yeah, it was pretty nice But there was a photo on on on Reddit this weekend and it was like so this happened in my hotel And it was a bunch of Jedi and Sith fighting and the lobby But they're the remissons. Oh, yeah, that was the bio earth. I saw that picture and so It sounds like a good time. Yeah, sounds very last minute to me They booked a renaissance and got an open tab at the bar So they did this big thing and like the owners the the the owners of the the doctors uh... the guys who owned by a work came out and they gave a little speech thing

they said all right well uh... you know now the party's actually going to begin so turn around go downstairs and so we all turn around this big room and left and that the the people like that the cosplayers all lined up so like twilight's and our fader and dark mall and uh... you know very storm troopers are all there go downstairs there's another bar but behind that like they have a casino setup. And so they had a casino setup and it was pretty bad, I was like, well, I got 10,000 chips, but not only that, or $10,000 in chips, but not only that, they had a life-sized job of the hut with Slave Lias, and they had an ice sculpture of a wampa with like these like stormtrooper girls and like

everything together. I'm watching as you say, endless list of stuff, I can see baddies face, I'm a little clunched. I'm gonna miss Christmas and then I'm gonna invite you to invite them on the podcast multiple times. I do have guests that often promote their day. You are a great person, I'm glad they invited you to go to the last minute party. That was awful nice of you. David Bass. Well you weren't here first of of all you didn't know that Well, you weren't on aim so maybe you could have tried to find you on aim. Yeah, I couldn't find you any but either and that big all me and so I missed me boba fat was DJ Boba fat was DJ. Yeah, okay. Hey guys remember earlier when I said how companies make it hard to cancel accounts

Let's see how Viola handles it right now. We'll log in. I probably will repollue accounts on our paypal. I'll be right back on the two systems. Fucking me there. Perfect. So, anyway, I'll give you a photo of the of the job in the slave layers you can post along with that.

No, we'll be sure to do that. So, I had a fun Friday night to say to least it sounds like a very good time. We hope everybody had a lot of fun I Night yeah I landed in Austin like at 6 p.m. Oh, okay, no, I literally like I got I got the invited like five in the party was at seven So I went home changed. I don't immediately went out there I got the invite at like five in the party was at seven so I went home changed. I don't immediately went out there or something. I was full. I opened a bitter.

So let's go over everything that's broken in older public. Yeah. Sounds like a wonderful time. There's a lot of fun. There's some cool costumes there. Actually, when you guys were sitting here talking about, uh, uh, uh, will the work craft, I like that. I like my battle in the account account seven to nine a while so I longed in and it made me accept a new you know what's the term terms of terms of what is it? any user license agreement or the thing nobody ever has ever read

ever have a self-workup so you know I'm pretty sure I just agreed to play Diablo three for the rest of my life but I think I can't stand is like when they they like it's great battle battle and it's great. Like they give you all the digital versions of all your games. Yeah, that's awesome. And so you can just download them now and have to worry about that.

Like my kid this weekend decided he wanted to play Mass Effect, the first one. It turns out I had bought that on games on demand. And so we downloaded it. We ever knew, well, I'm still getting my wireless setup in my new house, just right. And it's always like, where in the house do you put the router and Man, I got disconnected so many times when I was trying to download Mass Effect form

It took a 6.3 gig download. I think it took about 14 hours. Oh, wow. It's not slow anyway there from Service typically. It's rather than like regular internet and they have trouble with slow all the way wait wait wait regular internet. And the himch on the stuff slow all the way, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's the most debackance like in your own? Go on. Go on. You got to say stuff from servers is slower than stuff from the internet? No, I said that's what you said. I was referring to the Microsoft servers when you download something from the, I'm like, wait, sorry guys, I wasn't clear. I'm getting done with it. Stuff from servers. That's not what you thought I meant. That's exactly the reason.

All right. Well, I don't know. I don't know. I'm talking fucking you, you're back. That is not what you thought I meant. That's exactly the reason. All right, well, I don't know who, people are talking about fucking the wipe-reduce and headlight fluid. I'm gonna take you at the pace value gap. All right, here we go, Gus. This is it. Hit me.

Gus, this is Buda office, right? This is going back from time, Buda. Yeah. Gus was messing with the PC. And I was just watching him, because, you know, I was just like learning what people were doing at Ristief back then, it was like six years ago. And Gus was like messing around with his PC. And he kept flipping the switch on the back of the power supply, kept flipping

it on, he was like, God, like flipping it back and on, like checking the plug. And he was doing this for like probably five minutes and like messing with it, opening up the case and like flicking the switch. And I was like, this kid wasn't powering on it wasn't powering on I was just keeping quiet and uh and I was I'm actually just flits at the car to say then you actually actually like press the on button on the front and it was like oh so you were you were running power to but never hitting the power button I was flipping the power on the back and the power supply

wow this is the tech guy so that was why it certainly been so long I was like we know what he's doing he knows that he's probably gonna press the button on the back of the power supply. Wow. This is the tech guy. He said that was what? And he said, he's been so long. I was like, wait, nice what he's doing. He's probably pressing the button on the front. I'm still going to blame you for that gap. You being that close to him may have sucked the brains out of him. And especially though with those like 20 years ago when you were like 12 years old. So how would you have said to that?

I fucked up. I fucked up. I'll hold him up to it. That's an idiot! Good! Now like you, like, don't know, that's not what I meant. Yeah, that is the classic thing though, when other people will fuck up their complete idiots, but when you fuck up, it's like, content understandable.

We all do that, they're not. At least I own it. Speaking of young Gav, though, I saw recently that somebody on Reddit posted the Ristratif subreddit. They're in the R rooster teeth subreddit the in the rooster you subreddit By the way, the subreddit's on reddit are very cool like if you go through and you learn how to Subscribe and unsubscribe for stuff. You basically tailor read it to whatever you want. Oh, yeah, so Breaking the breaking bad subreddit is pretty good and if you use reddit enhancements, we you never have to go to a next page What does that mean? Oh really? It's like a browser plug-in that you can scroll down and then the

next page is the Reddit just load below it. So you just keep scrolling and scrolling and scrolling and you never like that. You can like, you can mouse over images and stuff. You can mouse over images and you don't have to click on the link. It just pops up the image. It shows you what they're linking to. That sounds nice. You can tag people and stuff. Yeah, if someone says something interesting, yeah, right. I don't need anything that makes reddit more accessible. Like, before I would go maybe three or four pages in, yeah, with reddit has to be like, oh shit, I'm at like, post 700 now. Kerry sent me a link with like, hey check this out, he sent me a link and it was post number

850 and reddit and I was like, 850 and go, do you want to go out? Do you even get a drink? I know. Anyway, I do railed it. You said you saw something that was just subreddit? So somebody posted, I found, this is by user Nick underscore V on reddit. I found Gavin's journal entry about when he first met Bernie and it's when I went over to the UK. And look at this fucking picture.

Gavin just took off, took sunglasses off his face and had more sunglasses on. I just did that. Sorry, carry on then. It's the time you all met to watch episode three and he watched it before you got there Yep, exactly right That's the time Oh, I remember this story Yeah, look at this picture of me and Gavin Together

Oh my god, you look like a cancer patient He does, he looks like DJ Qualls That was the picture Oh my god That was the picture that Luke McCay used and drew your face fun. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah I was made an overlay of his drawing over that picture looks really creepy. Where you said it? We're fed before Bernie match you like the Bernie have to give you food You look so

So Wow look at look at I was like 16 what, 16? You were like two. No, I think you were 15 and you turned, maybe you turned 17. I was 14 when I signed up on your site. And now, I was not getting small.

Exactly. Nobody just stayed the same. Yeah, I've got the Italian bone structure going on. I'm about to turn 24 a month from today. Crazy. And I signed up when I was 14 on your website. Does that happen, like website. That, does it have to be 16 to sign up on our site? No, back then it didn't. Yeah, back then it was different.

Going retroactively to the city. Back then it was their account. You were 16, you talked about the journal, me, trying to you wanted the beer. And so I tried to convince the waitress in the UK that you were my brother and it was OK to have a beer. Yeah, that's like, it's rolling on a lot of different levels. I mean, it's, you know, I'm trying to buy a 16 year old to pay for the beer. You're hoping to get a 16, I'd be it. That's like, it's rolling on a lot of different levels. I mean, it's, you know, trying to buy a 16-year-old.

You're hoping to buy a 16-year-old. No, it's a 16-year-old. I'd love to. Um, so I've noticed lately, a lot of things that we talk about in the podcast are starting to end up on Reddit. Hey, let's talk about that. Like, it's like, to the point where it's like, what the fuck? It's true.

It's like, it's getting mine. And then I looked at the comments. It's like, oh, you took this from the RISKie podcast. You took this from the RISKie podcast. Like, today I learned, and then I link to like something else like mother fucker Yeah, there's no way you would have heard about that like one particular name a few examples Just yesterday. I saw like today. I learned there's a Twitter bot that call stealth mountain that goes incorrect Missuses of sneak peek. Ah, and you mentioned that like three months ago, maybe yeah

Months ago, that would be something though that I got from Reddit, but it's typically something where we talk about like something on the podcast, like, and then it ends up directly on Reddit. Like, I mean, I don't know if the leopard attacks. I'm trying to give a good example, but I see it all the time. There was one that happened last week,

and it was like a discussion that's spontaneous they haven't here to end it up on Reddit. I think we're very clear about one week. We credit Reddit whenever we, obviously credit Reddit. When we take a link from there Well, when in the comments normally we're like oh Rishi podcast the original post is like yeah, I love the podcast I think the this week's animated adventure is the the dolphin hand jobs and that one

I'll say that discussion also I did a pack under it. That's a great example The dolphin he jumped into the fun that's right. That discussion also I did a back under edit. That's a great example. Well, don't forget to jump in the bottom. Guess what's talking about it. That's a good. A career old story. From the amazing story. How did that come across in an anime adventure? Did you have to... It creed me kind of. The scene where they drop acid is amazing. We're probably seizure-inducing.

Yeah, I was worried about that. If you have epilepsy, don't watch this. You didn't even think about that. When back back in the 90s when all those people had seizures and Japan from watching that Pokemon up, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Was that is this one coming out today or when is it? Yeah, it was this one. Six weeks. Okay, that's right. Just say that's why I haven't seen it yet. So, I'll just say the speaking of anime adventures. I like the one last week where the the end of what is it is Bernie being the shit out of the two women or something like that?

Yeah, God damn it. last week where the at the end of what is it is Bernie being the shit out of the two women are the two cuts from the airplane from oh nice that's also nice touch so uh... it's a nice a march and i'm lazy. So, apparently at least one of the voice actresses who plays one of the checkpoint guards is embracing that. And like, as I've complained about it so much now, she's going to come harass me at Comic Con.

Oh, what? You're going to come in. On Twitter. Yeah. They were talking about it where the checkpoint guards. Yeah, it's in Mass Effect 3. Oh, one of the female voice actresses who plays two plays I'm talking about one of the two cons like so good news we found them I like that's how they know now by the way so one of

the checkpoint guards is gonna come and harass me the booth wow she wants it she wants to find out when I'm coming in and harass me at the security checkpoint I don't think she understand how it works near port you don't do it going out of the airport you do it going in she finds your it works in the airport. You don't do it going out of the airport. You do it going in. What you find in your bag and like the carousel is the first one. Where she'll stand by our booth and anytime you try to walk into the booth, she makes you wait for 15 seconds. I should probably look that up and kind of order it. Or she loads the booth.

I don't mean to brag, but we reach another milestone that cartoon with the two cons. I think you need to do something more. It sounds like our brag. What million views. You're meaning to brag. That's the second animated adventure now over do that. It sounds like a lot of our bragging. One million views. You're meaning the bragging. That's the second animated adventure now over a million. Yeah, people love it. That's awesome. Congratulations. There's another couple I think that are like eight fifty or eight hundred that are pretty close to

pretty good. And we just we just announced this week that on YouTube at least we broke one billion views. One big one. Ten digits. I just can't get my head around the number. Dude that number and the upper right corner of our profile pages That's like putting us so far I was in million view videos a thousand It's just like

Put He is one one thousand his one videos one one thousand of that you're welcome We appreciate your efforts. Thank you for contributing to the company So we get we get discussions about that sometimes we talk about a million It's like a million sounds like a big number, right? When I was a killing person. Well, you're a million. Yeah.

But I think the guy when I talked about this with you one time is that a million is going to make a million dollars. It's like a ton of money. But if I say to you, can you make a thousand dollars? Does that seem achievable? Yes. Right. Sounds like you can make a thousand dollars.

A lot of people make a thousand dollars. You know, you might do it several times, you know. A can make a thousand dollars a lot of you make a thousand dollars You know you might get several times, you know a million is a thousand thousand So making a thousand dollars a thousand times doesn't sound that hard, but making a million dollars sounds really hard Yeah, you know, I mean if you think about it and there were just I mean it's just number New making a thousand dollars is 0.1% of the way to making a milking I think about it that way it seems like it's really daunting. It does, it does. But somehow a thousand seems like a quantity that can wrap my mind around.

But a thousand million-view videos, that's what makes a billion. Congratulations, Ristete. Go team. What's the most viewed video on our YouTube? We started on YouTube late, too. We did. We've only been around for like two or three years. No, three or four years at this point

Three what's number one? Zangerbirds right now. I was three was like 16 million I think this is actually quite obscure ones I have really high views. Yeah, I'm really I'm the longest time my moral comment video is I mean Yeah, I'm ever versus DC University I was a good idea like those combined have like 15 million views. I think maybe So that's that's like like one percent have like 15 million views I think. Maybe. So that's like 1%. Capoo's in the Halo Reach campaign did really well as well. Yeah, that's a great video.

Seriously, really well. Jesus, since we crossed a billion, we've already added 10 million. Jesus. Yeah, the numbers are out of control. So that means we'll hit 2 billion in like four months. We're just collecting all that interest off of those views. Yeah, it's just going to sustain itself now true. They're all reviews in the view bank And it just multiply all right. I'm gonna go from most partners over the top 10 top 10 top 10 top 10 is

This on YouTube now on YouTube top 10 and this is only YouTube numbers, right? This isn't including right versus no like reverse blue no reverse was on there, but it's old It's all red it's old red. Yeah, like episode one probably has over a hundred million views across They're well channel of me me it's hard to figure out but the other two is that on YouTube we typically put up reverse blue two years after it comes out yeah uh... anyway anger burns a seventeen million wow good god red versus blue season eight text fighting the reds and blues my episode ten my personal favorite episode of reverse blue ever five.8 million views

That's the warehouse beat the shit out of episode one of River versus Blue why are we here? Okay, and that's that's that's probably today gonna be passed by rage quit the impossible game really Which is weird because I don't think that's the best rage quit that I'm gonna use this that rage quit have 4.6 million Wow Yeah, it's a Michael has the biggest achievement hundred video we have? Oh my god. Yeah.

God damn it. They used to it. It justifies existence. Yeah. Mortal Kombat vs. D.C. Universe. Hey, top five. That's good. 3.5 million.

Probably gonna be passed by Siri, the horror movie. For the longest time, I had like three of the top five videos. I can't believe that Siri only did. And they were all Mortal Kombat. They were all more time that I would think the Siri video I know it's here series number six with how many views is that I'm the honestly jack? I mean I liked those videos are great and I do well But I don't think they're indicative of the work you do like I would think would be great if one of your top videos was a fails Oh, absolutely or a horse, you know

That's and that'll be the case over time and that was not pretty high. Yeah, fail it fails or they all do consistently. Yeah, so okay, how many views does he have? That has 3.4, so like 100,000 behind. And that's the number six. That is number six. Then this is a really odd one to me, is the COD Black Ops Thunder Gun Easter Egg video. That was a Jeff video, I believe.

Wow. Then the Mortal Kombat versus DC Universe, another one of those. All right, that's very quick. That is very quickly going to be passed by your very first fails, which has over 3 million views. Nice. And then that's being... I'm about to get the weird one, Gavin, I know you're going to say this.

Kaboos visiting the Halo Reach campaign, which is like our favorite PSA for like the last five years, which when Kaboos ends up in the Reach campaign. That's funny. I don't know if you've used that. That's about to break 3 million. I don't know if that will pass. Fails the League Volume 1. People always want to go back and watch the first episode of a long sitting series.

Really? Definitely that. Yeah, we're at Fails 85 this week, I think. Goddamn, that's crazy to think. And then it's four red versus blue videos. Oddly enough, Red versus Blue, ODST episode one. I remember us making that one. It was a campaign. We did for odst That was a lot of fun to make because half of that video is me just playing firefight as sergeant Johnson to shoot in Odia's he was hard to shoot machine him in because

Well, I'm gonna say as well enemies. That was okay. Like there was a time where it's all firefighting where Bernie was doing the camera Jeff was Bob in heads and I was stood at the doors Just keep in the covenant away Like what you don't see in that video is that talking and me in the back. I just go We could shoot like a minute at a time and then episode two of reverse blue episode four of Season eight the one were Montice day view basically. Oh, okay, and then the season nine previous Literally just said your name. We just said Monty's debut and Monty opens the door and walks in.

It's like a magician. And then, mind-cheaping under view. Let me try something. Is the left for dead one, which is my lacunus. Was that man versus Types? Yeah, man versus Types. My lacunus. My lacunus.

My lacunus. Jennifer Love You It. And we got a settle for Monty. Jennifer Love You It. One of these days I'm going to find time to work on some more Cheetah Hunter stuff one of these days Dude we've been having all these lets plays that we would do and dude the last Like so we used to this trials evolution. Let's play it was I don't think of I love more But Gavin Jeff Michael myself. I've been out of town and so I haven't been I hadn't been able to play trials But I saw you know the videos y'all were making and everyone was talking about it on Twitter and I finally

You know download it and play it this week. God damn the game is a lot of fun. Yeah, so much fun But we did a four-player let's play like couch the couch multiplayer where we're all shared one screen and I was Some of them I've never how to do that. This is zoom way out. It will pull that a little bit But like if you fail like your character vanishes until the next person crosses a checkpoint Yeah, the camera is the guy in front and if you slip off the back, you reset. Yeah. And that costs one full. And the thing, the best thing about it is the bailing.

Like you have to time it where if you bail and you don't make it over the finish line, you can't get back on the bike. You just like sprawling on the floor and waiting for it. You have one big. Gavin's an expert in being in like fourth place. Launching himself to the finish line and winning. So fun. Yeah. I play up to multiplayer online this week.

And actually, the first time I jumped on multiplayer for Xbox Live on Trials Evolution, the first guy I played against was head to head, just me and him. Afterwards, he sent me a message and said it was an honor to play with a Ristratie Thinploy. I was like, wow, that was cool. And then I jumped into another game. And it was three other people. And two of the other guys were like, is that Jack from Achievement Hall? And's like with it within like the first four people I met online three of them knew who I was

It's a really recognized like a Jack didn't I see you with the bio-wear party? I was a little bit DJing was awesome. I have VIP wrist-pid. Yeah, we are so overrated What's that? Money everybody. Thanks for coming by so we were just talking about our YouTube channel and your episode 10 of season 8 is our number two video all time on our YouTube channel. That's awesome. It's overrated.

You sound really excited about it, Monty. It's very overrated. Yeah. Monty has a distinction. I think Monty has, for the entire site, I'm pretty sure Monty has the most viewed videos on GameTrailers.com. I do. I actually have the most viewed videos.

How many views? Four million. Yeah, wow. It's what it's overrated. It's haeloid back from 2007. It got a million views in one day. It's a joke. I remember that.

Yeah, we all watched it like crazy. That thing was down at the beauty office. He is the Charlie bit my finger of game trailer space Well, anyone can guess what Charlie bit my finger 163 million you would be way the fuck off It's like 400 and 60 million. I only know this because in Boston every time I got in I Had this video like it was Charlie bit my finger today. It was like I want to say it was around They 400 or 500 million. They didn't really creepy thing when the report had the kid by his finger. Charlie looks demonic. I don't know if I'm going to think that he looks like a little

asshole now. It's cute to bite fingers and so that's all he does. If you were the guy who had that kid would you like him to bite his fingers? Oh my god Gus can you imagine if you were that kid and the way people interact with you? He did bite my finger. Gus would go insane. Do you know Gus is one of the rule of conventions? Don't touch him. No, he has one specific rule. No, he's don't lick. Gavin nailed it.

Don't give him your shoes, which is weird that he even comes up. You are not allowed to handgush your shoes. Like people say here sign my shoe. Gus is like, get that away from me. It's like, I will not find the shoe. You realize by saying this, that's all is gonna happen in the next time I have this. I'm gonna have this convention. No, but I want to touch it, so it's fine.

Yeah, he, just, it's not 20, he doesn't want to do. I'll sign, you'll sign whatever else, I'm not signing, you shoot. Charlie bit my finger, currently has 450 million views. But I say between four, and five hundred, so. He's in four, six, do I think. But it's pretty close, close. It almost has a million likes.

Jesus. It's really crazy. You know, I had an issue the other day. I was playing Star Wars and there was this kid in my guild Who's like I'm gonna come to RTX and slap Jack? And I said you do that. I'll call the cops on you. What do you mean plan? Star Wars? I haven't heard you cool It's a new indie title, but he's like oh just play along like fuck you. I don't know who you are like I'm not gonna play I'm like you come and slap me. I'm going to call the cops on you. I don't know, you know That's I hate the people thing that's like that's okay like all you. I don't know who you are like I'm not gonna play I'm like you come and slap me I'm going to call the cops on you. I don't know you know That's I hate the people think that's like that's okay like all right. Yeah fine

I just come to you and just like get sweaty and walk away So anyway, you see you Monty there to deflect and he does you guys do a lemon and Monty And I give her that So when I'll say I was sitting next to Monty on the panel and or I was sitting next to carry then then Matthew's next to carry and when Keith Barsh, yeah, so someone tossed a lemon look okay, he doesn't even think about it, he's like there he goes in straight line, I don't know, I don't know what to do

I had it that did you, what was your, did you decide to punch lemon, was it before we threw it or was it as it was in the air you punch it? I was just like it was in the air. I'm like I don't even know what I was thinking. And the thing is like a fist is hard to direct for the fist. He got it straight back down the line. Hit guy in the chest. The lemon kind of arcs come on to you and he goes in a straight way. So speaking of shoes at cons, Gavin, I have a game that we play called Kung-Shoo. Yeah, which is essential. It's been an ongoing game for barely 40 years while you're old when Gavin comes out. You just all the discussion about throwing Frisbee's on the

roof and then how do you get their Frisbee down for them. Disgolf discs. Listen as the dogs, as the dog, dump a little bit. You throw a Frisbee on the roof. The Frisbee's gone. You know, you just donated Carmically that Frisbee to the universe. But that's what I'm Gavin donated. You just donated another 79 cents to the WAMO corporation. Yeah. But Gavin donated my car, but that's the real problem. How much is a disc golf disc? Between 10 and 20 bucks.

What? I still love to watch 12 bucks. Yeah. That's a statement. That's a statement. So, it's a professional. You know, as an adult, if you throw a frisbee, it goes in a roof. How much would it have to cost for you to go and ask somebody to get it down for you?

I just get you frisbee. It's just gone, right? It's gone. If it's the roof of my house, I might put some effort into it just because I don't want the fucking frisbee. I mean, the roof, I don't want to see it constantly. It's like, no, that fucking thing. For what it's worth, it was gone.

And I really didn't care. But the air conditioner guys happened to be there with a giant fucking ladder. I'm like, what are the, I mean, mean literally the next day like what are the odds? Someone with a giant ladder is gonna be working on our roof So it's like hey if you guys are up there. I know we're like 12 years old But they got it so thank you air conditioner guys So this reminds me though You said you have to get the first be off the roof of its there. One thing, I was just talking about getting on my battle and then

account and on my battle and then accounts that all the digital games but also stuff that doesn't exist anymore like a beta you know for this game or you know there's three different versions of World of Warcraft that are all the same game I just want to collapse into one thing. I like to be able to manage and prune stuff and I hate when I can't do that when I can't remove something from my list of games. Steam is like that too It's like I just I don't want this anymore I don't want to see it and I just want to get rid of it also like Gavin achievements

There might be a game where you get ten achievement points and something Just get one achievement and you're stuck with that game in your list forever. Yeah Yeah, well it did sound like we can't remove games who have zero achievements in right? I wouldn't be one of the sacrificing gamers score and just get rid of games that I played once and I have ten achievement points in them I don't want them on my list. They're just too long. I just want a section right at the top for my proudest like five games I just want to do that they kind of have that for Beacons now where we can like alert people beacons for stuff you're playing have you ever seen this in the new dashboard? It's like hey, I'm playing Gears and War three all my friends on playing Gears award. I don't want to complain to complain

Yeah, it's just like so and so is Playing the game and it has like a little die-cons different instead of being like the person still away It's like a like a like a light shining. I don't know why it goes off the single-player stuff though I'll be playing Skyrim and it'll be like Michael. There's also playing Skyrim. No, it's that's different great Well, you can talk to about it, maybe you can chat together. There you go. I just killed a fucking drag. That's different from a beacon though. That's just learning what people would think of the same game.

I figured they're coming at the same time. You're coming, it's different. All right. It is. It's less offensive than when I would get into Halo 3 or whatever, and then somebody would send me invite to come play Gears War 2. It's like, I just loaded up Halo. Why would I want to come out and play Gears War?

Why would I want to do that? The first time? The first time? The Gears War is not a great game. The Beacons came out in the dashboard update. I forgot which game I was playing. Maybe a Saints Row III or something. There's like that button, like invite friends or something like that.

Yeah. I thought, oh, well, this bring up a menu where I get to select a friend I want to invite. So I hit it and I realized I invited everyone of my friends to come play Saints Row III. I got so embarrassed that turned my friends is to complete things with her I got so embarrassed that turned my Xbox off I can imagine like a hundred people just go They don't know that they just inviting them I love the things you get. You quickly just have to tell me how many of you are doing something else.

You start playing trials evo. How far in are you? I just got my A license. Nice. So you're hard now. I've for a while I had you set as my rival, Jack, so I could like try to see how I was. How do you do that? You can set all your friends as well. Yeah. If you hit like right bumpers like that, it'll pop up with like your stats, and then it'll

show your friend stats and you can literally hit X and mark your rival. So then when you see the dots going along, they're red. Yeah. I saw the setting to only show your rival. I just know how to set my rival. I had Jackson for a while, but he was too good. So I said it to Jeff. Nice. We're about the same skill level. So it's Jack and I have a bet going. Oh, you know, okay, so okay. So you what was the bet? Yeah, that is that by May 18th, I will have more high scores. I will have the score in maps higher than yours. 18 I will have more high scores. I will have a score in maps higher than yours Across all the muscle. So you have higher than the other the most

This is doing great for me because there's maps you still haven't finished yet. Yeah, I know I know I played that track for 30 minutes and the game cut me off. Oh, I didn't, I didn't, oh, it's been a few days to eat it about. Yeah, I did for 30 minutes. I didn't even get to the fucking end of that track and I got cut off. It's like a bartender telling you like, all right, that's it buddy. See, that was not hot though. It's just long. Yeah, it's super long. But it comes like, you tell your expect to,

this is pretty long and then it's like, wow, this is really long. And then like three, it was the way through, you're like, Jesus Christ, where's the end? Then the game, like the night in the game Yeah, it goes from day to night. I guess dark circles Yeah, I think the best time for me one of my friends listen that track is like seven minutes. Yeah, I think I'm really glad or I think the gold medals like like 750 with like six faults. Have you played any trials Monty?

No, he did buy a scooter though. I did buy a scooter I was that did you bring that in yeah, I've been having so much we should somehow watch the security tapes of the fun No. He did buy a scooter though. I did buy a scooter though. Did you bring that in? Yeah. We should somehow watch the security tapes of the fun I've had on that scooter. So that first day, Michael Raige quit decided to run down the stairs on that scooter. Oh, how did that go? And why was no one filming it?

It was, and it was being filmed. Have you started building ramps yet and trying to do jumps? We should. We should make our own trials course. Oh, there you go. Yeah, that sounds genius You guys have fun with that. Yeah, but yeah, that game is so much fun I love the intro like the like I feel like you think it would get old after a while but like Rapping and music. Do you know is that brand into Camillo the former Jack As a like the guy who's wrapped like he was on the What he was on the new mad rap for for the megastas

Yeah, yeah, I it sounds like him. I'm not sure if it was actually a voice in the first house is one of the it was him like rake Young yeah rate rate still in it, but Brian is not no, yeah, but it's voices in that game But yeah, it's pretty cool like that we've been playing the crap out of the game And um actually the guys over at Red Links The guys who made the game have called us out a few times and like actually like retweeted stuff We've written in like actually school like I mentioned something about how gigatrac was evil and you know You should slap the programmer who made it and they're like oh, it's not that hard and so if you start the program I thought cooler police

Yeah, you just complain People think they're gonna slap you online and they say, I would, I said they should slap the program. Like, it's a same fucking day. Exactly. It makes it less illegal. So, if that kid gets someone else to slap, he was that okay? No. If he got like, get out of there. If he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he got, if he They it's like someone in their own office it's lab so you're suggesting that someone here should slap Jack that a Disco point I would not call a cops if someone in this office slapped me within our immediately slap what I've already worked to lemonade

It was a lot of these and ninjas. I'm always worried about what if somebody Should we never say we come she was so we Yeah, sorry, we play this we play this game gambling called kung-shoes. I this in 2009 is my first video of kung-shoes. I thought you were playing way before that. Oh, maybe. It was season 7, right? It's where we kick our shoes at each other, but like we do it in a, like a, almost like Kato and Inspector Clueso fashion.

Yeah, you could be randomly attacked by a shoe at any point in the day. You just never know when it comes. People do think you're going to know Kato and Gavine orders Kato and Inspector Clueso. From Pink Panther movies. Okay. Which I've seen every single one. I like to say those are British films, so maybe that doesn't count for him can you name the original inspector Clucia PSLs I'm here I'm here I've seen the this crappy Steve

Matt one say it wasn't it wasn't called pink panther the original one yeah was no it wasn't what was it cool I know what it is it was there there's one called the pink panther yeah but he wasn't the first one was not Second one wasn't the pink Panther the first one was the pink Panther No, it is the weird the first movie was called a shot in the dark and it was the second movie. No, that was the first one All right, so what's the Kung-Shoo? What came out fast? It's showing the dark will pink Panther looking it up. They're looking it. Gus is looking it up It's a weird franchise though where it's a it's a comedic franchise about a bumbling detective but

then they have this pink panther mascot that became known well the diamond it was a diamond but they have it in the before the movie shows they had the animated credits which was in the TV show with a pink panther that then became its own thing and then became and I think more of the more to end the game is the latest I I think more people know the pink panther than the pink panther movies. It's really strange Yeah, it is weird. I was so weird like melded inner woven franchise between this cartoon panther and a French Yeah, the pink panther came out 63 a shot in the dark is 64

The Pink Panther came out in 63, a shot in the dark in 64. Yeah! Oh my god. Let me tell you why you might also be right. It also might have a different US feeling. That's true. It's possible. Yeah! It started when you arrived in 1964.

I don't. I didn't also say maybe. Yeah. It still gives you a reason. It's not good. Don't get too excited about it. That's why I was when you tried out Pink Panther me. Oh no, definitely.

So, so I come shoot. Come shoot. Come shoot. I will walk up on Gavin and start filming in his car. That's why I was when you try and outpink panther me I don't know, definitely So, so I come shoot, come shoot I will walk up on Gavin and start filming in his car I got and then kick my shoe at him And we do that constantly And we, it evolved and just shoe golf A couple of years ago, where we played golf with our shoes

I mean, it's got to the point where like, I won't open a door without peeking around it sometimes And I hit under your desk the other day Do you remember that? I knew he was in here I couldn't fucking do you knew I was in the beach He's a skinny little prick He's out behind the leg of this table

I know he's in here somewhere. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I could hide behind a flagpole It's like like guss at packs. how did you escalate the clowns shoes? Well, we have a video for that. Should we just put the video up? So I had like an assassin's green mum where I just followed the crew packs to get them. I just wanted you to fucking turn around and I was doing everything in my power to get you to fuck her.

He started making coughing noises and then ridiculous noises like, huh? No! Can I get a racist check on that? You again, I go hi, ah is that I think you're probably okay your reference your pain homage to Yeah, racism doesn't count it count if it's a complimentary. Oh, okay, that's good type of you. That's my uncle. They're gonna be getting into a gray area. But in two ways that we have, I have this like, the ninja noise. Why would ninjas ever make a no-thing?

You can't see them so you have to show them they're being engaged. Like when they're creeping up with someone, I'm pretty sure that's you. I'm gonna chop in a bit of wood and hop maybe. I'm gonna deal something from Reddit now. I know exactly what I'm talking about. I saw an article on Reddit yesterday that said that ninjas wearing black, well ninjas never actually wore black, real ninjas.

I guess that's taken from the stage. We get stage hands would wear black when they would do plays about ninjas. And then Ninja Carpenter would also wear black to hide and blend in with the stage hands and then they jump out and appear to the audience. Oh, I see. So like because of that,

now everyone associates wearing all black ninjas. That's a discussion I was thinking about the end of the end of the day. Our discussion of the teenage mutant Ninja Turtles having red red. Right. Yeah. Yeah. If it's like today I learned that the original teenage mutant Ninja Turtles all had red headbands. And they were very violent. It's like well I wonder where the fuck they found out. And I have a weird connection to Daredevil or I have a weird connection to Daredevil and all that stuff. So like the whole discussion was, hey look what I learned. I'm amazed at how much...

I'm somewhere. I'm amazed at how much kid stuff came from really violent origins. Any lie-by or any nursery rhyme, it's fucking deadly. I think the mask, like the mask is made into a cartoon on Cartoon Network and there's funny movie. But I think the original comic of that is like about some serial killer, but some mask on it. Yeah, so that's really nasty, it's really dark. You know the ring around the rosy is based on a chance in the bubonic plague. I mean it ends with ashes ashes we all fall down. It's like they thought they had to keep moving to prevent getting the

plague or prevent getting sick or something like that. So they would sing that song. Yeah and it actually turned out kind of in a way to be true. Ring around the Rosalind is a bit of a bubonic play. Did you read, I also read, and I read this on Reddit, uh, they're learning from Reddit. There is a certain population, Anglos Axon population from Europe that has, I think it's like 10% of the population, is immune to HIV because of some resistance they inherited from the black plague era. I don't remember I told you the other day that I did that 23 in me site, right? If you Because of some resistance they inherited from the black plague era. Don't remember I told you the other day that I did that 23 and me site. If you do the 23 and me genetic breakdown it tells you if you have that immunity built into you.

Wow. I do not. So that became like a genetic thing that was passed down that was caught from the plague. But why HIV in particular? I mean it's like why not get a resistance to the flu or something? It's weird that a disease that doesn't even exist. Yeah, exactly. I was always amazed. I don't even know this until you told me, but AIDS is like a new thing. Like it's not been around since the beginning.

We're doing it on that? No. Well, it was before I was born, I think. Yeah, yeah, I think. Never. But I was just thought AIDS was like cancer and it'd been around since the beginning of man. I remember being a kid, like, and starting to hear about it for the first time and it really

taken off. Wow, that's crazy. So was it just not around, but people just not know about it and it was around? I don't know. I didn't notice about it. I think that like, I think people first started recognizing it, noticing it like in 84, I want to say. It was called the gay flu.

Yeah, it was. It was. It was called the gay flu. I have to say, snopes proving you wrong that is false the nurse your own r&o's he is not a code reference to black play i thought it was too i think that's the fight that like that i've been said i'm not gonna unlearn it now i know i'm gonna forget that you just this proved it on snopes yeah

you think i'm more likely to bring up again yeah you know you know i'm going to be talking about how lemmings jump off cliffs exactly like that kind of thing what is something is do you think of anything you've held for that you thought was true for a long time? Then you try to understand true. Oh, there's so many things I just can't You were the person who said you shot me at all. I think what I thought was absolutely true for a long period of time is that And I would tell people like oh, it's so cool. I didn't know this you know You would not be so surprised if you knew this that that glass is not a solid, that glass is a super cool liquid that just moves very slowly,

and that's why over time window panes get thicker at the bottom. But that's not true, is it? But it's not fucking true. True, true? It's not true. It's not true. It's something that my science teacher told me. Not true.

Yeah, it's a common misconception. Well, my mind has been blown. For people who even know it, but it's obscure, it's a obscure common misconception. Yeah, and there has been blown. For people who even know it, but to obscure, it's a obscure comedy misconception. Yeah. And there's stuff like that where you think you know something and then you just turn that and how you see your sister all. That only you not know her trivial fact, you're completely wrong. I'm glad it.

I always succ to find that stuff out. You're just a liar. But how, if someone tells you about that, will you immediately look it up to verify it before someone comes out? Yeah, the internet kind of fucks everything up like like that like when you're at dinner and you're saying who's the guy in the movie with Chaz Paul Menteri who is you do those conversations that that conversation is gone now because everyone's like oh I'm like there's a lot of discussion there's actually an episode of how I met

your mother that dealt with that where it was like you know now everything is on the internet like bar stories and like bar debates and stuff like that there's gone because you can find out the answer now yeah isn't that why isn't that like the origin of the Guinness book of World Records or the World Book of Records is like It was a bar book so people were getting to arguments at the bar about like the world record for something like Guinness sponsored That's funny and that's that Maybe snopes will be on it Maybe that's my common misconception, but that's what I had all heard about the origin of the Guinness world records So is Guinness related to Guinness?

I think they were originally. I don't think they are more. You ever seen the slogan with sloganists for Guinness in countries where advertising isn't so closely regulated? That's what have a Guinness or something about good time. Guinness is good for you. It's their slogan here. It's a brave slogan. Guinness is good. It's all their advertisements and everything.

You should get on the label too. Guinness is good for you. And it's like just drink up. It's got minerals. It's like the old smoking ads in the 50s and 60s in the US. It pretty much is, but I mean, there were bottles of Guinness that I saw. Well, I was alive that had this stuff on it.

I think some of them came from Jamaica or something. You get it for strength. I've seen those. I remember when they had college poster days, you could always go buy those in the lobby of Jester. Who was it? Miles or Chris was just telling me about college poster days the other day? What a fucking great idea. Absolutely.

Some guy would just roll up with a bunch of posters in front of the dorm at the beginning of the semester. Yeah, I think I must make money. I think I was responsible for thousands of Bob Marley posters and bunch of posters in front of the dorm at the beginning of the semester? Yeah, I think I must, like I think I must make one. Why is it possible for thousands of Bob Marley posters and thousands of posters that you can get? I can identify like a good moment to sell something and then go do it.

We can't do it because that guy, that guy, like he's part of a company that has someone, I'm doing that here at UT. Yeah. Like if you want to sell posters, you have to go through. Oh, let's get somewhere else. It's like the guy.

Why? Like the guys who sell water on the bridges in Las Vegas. Like they just pull up a cooler, full of water and sell it for a buck. You're seeing this? Yeah, I actually met okay. I never even under a bridge in life They have those pedestrian walkways now, so you don't have to let cross the street Oh, you're going from a city center to a hard way as I was saying you have a lot better trips of Vegas than I do Under a bridge drinking water under a bridge, drinking water. I think it's all too much of a hay over.

I woke up under a bridge. So when it was telling me, and I don't know if this is true, but someone was telling me that there's a service now in Vegas where if you wake up in your hungover, there's like a bus that goes around the city, and you can, okay, this sounds disgusting. No, you can get on the bus, and they'll give you an IV, and we'll hydrate you, and get me a run sailing through you

to get you back on your feet. And you pay extra money They'll come to your hotel room and do the procedure in your hotel room You have to ride around the bus Yeah, I don't have one of the invagas when somebody gets out of needle. I mean, that's like that's the last thing that I ever want to see Speaking of Vegas, you know, carry starting 21 like in two weeks. Carry turns 21 in two weeks He's like early May. I know that so does he want to go to Vegas? I Want to go to Vegas and if that's an excuse know that so does he want to go to Vegas? I

Want to go to Vegas and if that's an excuse to go to Vegas. Let's go to Vegas. I think it's out great idea For a gift for Carrie. Okay, probably shouldn't say it on podcast. I think no I can't but I'm gonna show you it and then you'll immediately get it. Okay, what I want to do and so then you'll be Oh, the bunny ranch calm I'm sure you're typing. I just heard numbers in your power bill. This Google search for it. Is the plan to rent another house in Vegas for Kerry's birthday? No. So it's on the plan.

Thanks for asking about it. Yeah, ask Kerry. Kerry, you should know what the plan is. How is your house plan experiment? You can see what I would do with that, right? I think so. What I would do to change that? Oh, yeah, I totally get it.

Right? I think I'd do that. I want to do that. That's clever. Yeah. So we had the idea that since we moved so many people when we go to events now that instead of getting hotel rooms, we will get houses. Like it's on a home away, you can just go run a house.

Gavin and I are going to be in LA this week. We're running a house while we go there because it's not what we do. Are you really? Yeah, right. Right in the house. Yeah. My sweet. That's awesome. Why are you going to go Austin-based company? I just like to feel like I came here on space and all that stuff and, you know, I like it better. So when we went to Vegas for the IAW TV Awards we rented like a, look at a real-world house. It had like eight bedrooms in it and it was Austin. Awesome. And it would have been a great idea on paper as well if not for the fact that some of our guys are fucking prima donnas and would not stay in the house and they want to stay in

their own hotel room what guys say you didn't stay in the house either you stay one night and you move I didn't say I did stay in the house one night but it's only because I can't get into it, I'm having personal shoots again. And I had to go say downtown, or say on the strip. But yeah, and then Joel wouldn't say there either. Why do you want to stand up? You guys are a guest, don't you guys are a guest? Yeah, I am actively.

That's just like sharing hotel rooms. You have your own bedroom, right? I have a bedroom. I might share it with one or two other people, but once we get to that scale, it becomes an office type situation where I know that the people that we work with are just going to trash the place and they're not going to clean up and take care of it. And I'm going to have to be walking around like piles of shit at 100% of you with you.

And having to clean up after other people. Is that how it turned out? No, not so much. I mean, some pizza boxes, no, some pizza boxes. So pizza boxes, there you go. Shopping cart. I heard Matt had to clean every morning. He's right.

He told me about the shopping cart. Yeah. It's cereal. It would be funny to steal a shopping cart. No, no, no I thought it would be okay. Well, we want the CVS we needed to carry it back Give like nine of you there you don't you have two hands you can carry four bags. So how did it? We had like water and milk Person I would be interested to see what monji could do with a shopping cart. I think that can be a pretty amazing experiment You know what mom can do with a shopping card. I think that can be a pretty amazing experiment I just I think you should come out more like every time I hung out with you recently

Like even in London and stuff. It's been pretty fun. Like you would ask for a lot of fun Yeah, he never goes out The thing is if you saw me constantly you'd be like, oh It's tired. We've had a good time. We're good in moderation guys. I'm gonna help you out here. You're not fun We've had a good time, so we're good in moderation. Guys, I'm gonna help you out here. You're not fun. I know I'm not. You're cynical and you're sticking the mud.

I'm just rare. That's all. Do you want to tell the story about what you did after I accidentally spilled water on you in that hotel room? I'll never remember this. I think I shoved you off the bit, jumped on you and started beating you up.

I never wanted to be in the fetties. I tried to hide in the bathroom, and then you kicked the door. You kicked the crap the crap out of the door. It's swung open I think that was the same trip where you turn the shower head Yeah, I was you know I'm normally the first person who wakes up in the morning when we go to events I'm the first person to up because I have to go and set the booth up So I woke up in the morning. I took my shower. I was drying off and I thought I'm gonna turn the shower head

So instead of facing into the shower it's just facing into the bathroom It turned all the way and I left the shower pointed up so it would come out of the head instead of the bottom Such as my shower I came out and woke gav up. I said hey, shower street jump in He went in there and turned the water on and it started well what happened? You were the one that was in there Yeah, it went away from me and in the middle of the bathroom I can't imagine like a Charlie Chaplin style scene where you're like slipping on the floor What is that thing? I imagine like a Charlie Chaplin style scene where you're like slipping on the floor You do it and then you panic and it takes a long time to undo what you've just done So I'm like scrambling to the shower. It's like going all over the toilet and all over the floor

Well, and also like if you just woke up to your brains not connecting everything So it's like what what? Yeah, I thought it's like I thought I broke something. Yeah You know it's funny though like when you your body has a natural reaction to heat, like you can imagine being in the shower and you crank, oops, and you make the shower blazing me hot, you do like a spider view. Get away from it. Same thing like when you put something super hot in your mouth, there's a way and you're really thinking about it, you can put, you can put something hot in your mouth and you hold it in your mouth and it starts to burn yourself. And you instinctively know how to do that. Like it's on your teeth and your tongue. You you ever had it though where you get hit you get hit by a hot water or cold

Or if you don't know which one it is you just know that it's it's like bad Really hot but you it's like your body is telling you to move before it's processing whether it's hot or cold It feels like a cube. Yeah, yeah They're having cold get away You actually have for like that kind of thing for for intense pain, that signal does not make it to wait all the way to your brain. It's like, you have like, cut off your joints. Yeah, where it's like, you're,

it's like if you get an intense thing, your elbow will pull it away. That way it's like speedier response. Yeah, body is a pretty cool thing. It's pretty cool. Well, it's one of the things where evolution, it's like people that had that little longer didn't burn their hands as often.

You know, from picking up a hot, you know, burning yourself is one of those things, too. It's like, when you that limbalon or didn't burn their hands off. You know from picking up a hot. You know burning yourself is one of those things, dude, it's like when you burn yourself, you're like fuck. Just like cutting your joint on your stomach. You're like here we go, I'm gonna burn on my hand. We're dealing with this for weeks now. Oh really, you like cut a toe or something? God damn, I'm just gonna walk on that for the next three weeks, you know.

Yep. I know. Why do we still have to sleep so much? Why do we have to eat so much? That's what's picking up the off. God, what's so much fun to know? How did evolution not get rid of sleep? I know. How did that happen?

Like at night, well, I guess it's like this to keep you, since we don't have good night vision, to shut us down, but. Okay, let's just like, let's keep on survive. Whenever we have this discussion with people, people always say, well, you need to sleep. It's like, I get what you're saying, because you're coming from a frame of reference

where everything sleeps. No, everything sleeps but going going unconscious eight hours a day is a bad trait I mean, it's like especially in a hunter, you know society. It's like you're gonna get fucking in Yeah, but everything else does that there doesn't it like the whole animal kingdom sleeps except for like Well, I'm still sleep so what happens? There should have been one thing that came along that didn't sleep and eight everything else Why do you sleep so much at once? Why can't you break it up into like 30-minute chunks of context? Like that's how cats sleep right? Yeah. They'll have that map throughout the day. Yeah but it adds up to like 18 hours. Yeah I mean that's way too much. To go and conscious eight hours day makes no sense. It really

makes no sense. It's like if if we all had to stand on the heads for two hours a day and we'd say like we have to stand your head because you got to get the blood back your brain. We would say we would say it's justified because we all had to stand on the heads for two hours a day, and we'd say like, we have to stand your head because you got to get the blood back to your brain. We would say it's justified because we all do it every day and it's been since the beginning of history, we do it. Going unconscious is not normal. It's a cake point. It's eight hours a day that you just throw unconscious. Now it's not a big deal because you have a house, you lock the door, you're getting

you have a secure place to sleep. But like way back, you know, 100 gather days, you're sleeping in a fucking cave, there's a bear's gonna be looking for you, there might be a lion out there, who knows, you know, the some animal, that's trying to eat you. And you're going conscious worth third of the day.

Now, everything does. What chemically is your brain and body doing that you can't like simulate artificially in like one hour. We just, or just rest. Like we just lay down, like in a scene resting, you know, maybe to, yeah, I hate the fact that like, if it's 2am, and I need to be up at 6am, I'm like,

oh, I'm only gonna get four hours sleep tonight. But that should be fine, that should be enough. Why is it like, what recharges when you sleep? Like, what is happening to your body that, you know. I think there's a lot of stuff going on, but there's a lot of stuff that happens. I've been reading a lot about it because of the thing we're working on,

but it's a lot of it's been told to, you know. Where it's like your body, and a lot of times, actually physically, your body can do more work when you're sleeping and you're just resting sitting there. You have mentioned on the podcast, yeah, have you? We're talking about what we do with some of that. But there's a sleep-based project that we're mentioning. We mentioned that Pax. Yeah, yeah. We're moving from doing one-off shorts, you know, sketch-based comedy or, you know, just a short that's like a one-off piece to doing more series because that's going on short. Originally started with Captain Dynamics.

That is true. We're going to keep the series as series. You know, even like a season one short, I think that was the last time I wrote any short, season one, even those we made sure to include elements. Yeah, there were other shorts in the shorts and then the end of kind of wrapped them all up. But yeah, somehow we got away from that and got into the one on the side. My favorite show of all time is the is when you're stealing us as beard. God, we got so many people asking us how we did that. It's so good. It's like executed perfectly.

I love it. I think it was one of those things where it's like people that we filmed it over eight months. It didn't make any sense to them at all. But um, yeah, so no, the sleep thing, I don't get it's also like when you're there at two in the morning, you all say, I'm awake, you're laying in bed, so you're completely resting in a dark room. And you know, but you're not asleep. That's somehow different. Being asleep is a different level of rest

than just sitting there doing nothing. Yeah, you can't have conscious rest. Well, you're like, I gotta fall asleep, but why? I mean, why isn't just sitting there staring and feeling? Also, I can't achieve the same. Why can't I just activate it whenever I want why do I have to try and break free free can fall asleep right

now if you want it takes you like an hour to get sleep I know I have all sleep these days last time jeered and came in town we I said we'd had a experiment where I put my head down on my desk we just slept oh yeah we're having a meeting and we're napping. That was a very productive meeting. Sounds very intimate. I got to be the big spoon. I can't wait for the pill or the injection or whatever we can take that will replace sleep. I just want to be able to save the feeling I have every morning of tired, want to hit the

snooze button. I want to apply that to every night. I know. So I want to be able to do that. That's what sleeps sort of resets your day to it. Like it kind of begins the next day or it feels like it begins. Have you, it's good point. It's like sets a reference of time.

Yeah. If you never slept like a one point would it feel like okay. You have something else. That's what I'm saying. We only, you can't do that. No, I'm not saying that. I'm not saying it's the best thing. I should like, have you ever been so tired that you can't wait to go to sleep?

And when you get into bed, it's like the best. Oh yeah, that's like every day. Yeah, that's like every day. I just get so happy in bed. It's like regular hours. Someone who hasn't slept much for the last seven years, I can tell you sleep is pretty important. So how much sleep do you get usually per 24 hours?

I had to take pills these days. I actually get more than like three hours sleep. Well you sound wide awake. I'm about to go to bed right now. Yeah, this is a monty sleeping right now actually. It's almost bedtime. I want to just follow monty around for a week. It's not that interesting.

It's not that fascinating. We're pretty overrated. So do you have like a set uh, sleep schedule that you follow? Is it different than a 24 hour schedule? Or do you just offset and sleep right now? Instead of sleeping at whatever amount of time I can see the least amount of people I like your idea that was I wish to subscribe to

I felt like such a barrel left did you see the XKCD where the guy came up with a 30 hour 30 hour day a six day week and it was like where you could sleep for 10 hours and then be awake for 20 hours, and it was like you just resets and everything. That sounds pretty good. So it's like, you know, obviously day and night will change as your week progresses, but you get more sleep, but you're awake longer. It sounds complicated in terms of like every day. You get more sleep. You don't have night, let's go day lunch.

You're awake longer? Yeah, you're awake for 20 hours and you sleep for 10 hours. So I mean right now typical day. We average it out over the week. If you average it out over the week, you're gonna get roughly the same amount. Okay. The only thing I try to schedule into my waking up

is when Starbucks closes. So, I can get my coffee. What time do they close? Monday through Saturday, 11 p.m. Sunday's 10 p.m. Starbucks is 11 p.m. Yeah, and they open up at 7 p.m. Buy a lit of coffee and bulk and just make it yourself.

Could it suck? It's not sufficient for money to make it. Oh yeah, because you like a sheer efficiency machine. She's sheer efficiency. Like pressing less buttons on her microwave. Yeah, it's right. You made your first appearance in an animated adventure the other week. Yeah.

If you were unhappy with it, Jordan's right next to you. You'll be a punter. You're the woman punter. Pretty impressed with Jordan's progress as an animator. I prove You do realize that there's gonna be a lot of lemons coming to you at Convention. Yeah, what's up with that? That was bringing that to you. That was like a one-off thing No, I'd be a thing. I have very few very few Zen moments where I just perform very well But it just you know just happens randomly You never get those like those spider-sense moments sometimes where you just do something that you surprise yourself with

Yeah, you're just lucky enough to have it on tape. Yeah, and it's also great because you don't have enough time Like you do something amazing like that. You don't have time to react yourself So it looks like you're just walking it off. Like when you touch, you drop something with one hand and catch it with the other. Yeah, just keep walking. I like that. I like that.

That happens to me a few times a year where I just catch something and like, what the hell just happened? And then everyone's there to see it. One time, a few years ago, my girlfriend and I were just walking in an eb electronic boutique. And I don't know, what is it about that? You'd like process everything in the room, like, you know, like, maybe the sound, the position of stuff.

There was this guy up on a ladder just moving some boxes around. And we're walking around. And somehow I knew to put my hand straight up in the air and I caught a box without looking. It was like a giant like steering wheel. And I just kept it from falling on my girlfriend. And all it looked like was I just put my hand up, caught the box and just handed it back to the guy and walked away. I was sitting at dinner,

in a box, she's wearing New York Comic Con, and there was a fork to my right. And I put my hand down and a fork with flying across me to my left, it was gonna hit someone. So I hit it, there was my left hand, I just reached out and grabbed it. Right, and it was like perfectly eating my hand like I was ready.

And it was like, what the fuck? Like book and I was like, I'm just reading the book and I was like, I'm just reading the book and I was like, I'm just reading the book and I was like, I'm just reading the book and I was like, I'm just reading the book and I was like, I'm just reading the book and I was like, I'm just reading the book and I was like, I'm just reading the book and I was like,

I'm just reading the book and I was like, I'm just reading the book and I was like, I'm just reading the book and I was like, I'm just reading the book and I was like, I'm just reading the book and I was like, I'm just reading the book and I was like, I'm just reading the mail and stuff. And I was walking with my friend Dan, and I just frisbeeed the disc in the pouch. It just went across the street, straight into the mail box. I was walking up around, I was so quiet. I wonder if I could get it from here. I didn't tell Dan about it.

I was just like, like, he was mid-sentence. I just went, and he just went in, and he just stopped dead with his mouth hanging open. I was like, so let's get it. I just carried on. I'm surprised he didn't throw it, and he didn't come back and hit you. That's it. I was tired on that. I'm surprised he didn't throw it and didn't come back in here. That's it. It wasn't 45 degrees.

So you know, so a disc, like, I've never been to refrain that. But a frisbee you can. No, I think it's 45 degrees. See, I learned all my 45 degrees. I learned all my angles from a track and field. Oh, I played the shit out of track and field. And you always want to throw a 45 degree. He does the perfect way to throw the javelin and the one else is there. Just stop putting. That's what he got. He got it.

And those hammer back to you. Yeah, the hammer hammer. What's that? Those won't come back at you though. Thank God. The javelin came back here. You've seen some terrible videos on the internet. Have you seen the footage of the woman who get hit by the javelin?

I've seen a woman. I've seen the spotter. I've seen tons of people getting in. I always put her in the same way. I always put her in the one you see I see one way like it just goes straight into the guys off He throws the flag and he's a man who's supposed to see where the javelin Before he pulls it out he throws the flag on the ground to market and it pulls it Shots put the flag on his head I don't know if I want to watch this is this gruesome. Oh Jesus. What's that? Oh

Okay, so javelin's to have one. Oh no. Oh God and Did someone die? Rib oh No, fuck that all right before clicking that and I'll be dumb just don't No, I fucked that. Alright, before I click in that and I'll link it down, just don't- Yeah, in SFL. I can stab that. And there's been a lot of gruesome stuff on Reddit lately.

Yeah, people attacked stuff as not safe for work. And I've clicked on it because I want to see some boobs or whatever. Exactly. And I've seen some fucking gross stuff. Maybe you tagged for that. I refuse to. Well, it's NSFL, not safe for lunch. That's the, uh, attack for that.

Is that what that is? Yeah. I thought it was not safe for life. Yeah, that's what attack for that. Is that what that is? Yeah, I thought it was not safe for life Yeah, that's what you said that just that I thought it was like this well. I thought it was like lunch because you look at him bonnet I've seen some disgusting awful shit on reddit now. I don't want to see it Yeah, if you better sit then it has to be linked to then I have to click it Have you ever misunderstood an internet acronym for a long period of time? like law ever misunderstood an internet acronym for a long period of time? Lay Lull. At FTW, the floor of the win?

For the win. For the longest time, my friend, at their previous tech job, he thought FTW meant fuck the world. Like, apparently that was the abbreviation in punk or something like that, and he thought it meant fuck the world. And so he, he kind of doesn't know if you were excited in the way he was. Dude, I just like an 820twenty chicken McDonald's fuck the world! Let's stick it to the man.

Yeah, so let me see. I'll go and... F-S-L, not... No, not S-F-L. Like, not safe for work, but not safe for lunch. Not safe for life. Is the blood coming to come up? Yep. I never heard not safe for lunch.

But it makes sense. Yeah, I mean, it makes sense what you think that, sure. So, yeah, they need a new tag or they need a new subreddit or something needs to happen. No, no, they need a new tag for that. I had a little skull and crossbows. Yeah, I don't know. But if there's been a big change, I feel like in the last two weeks and now there's tons of gore. Why is all that stuff coming up? Why did people want to watch that? Vote of the books. Yeah, like, so you know, it's funny, you say the skull and crossbows. If you go to our slashTF It's it's kind of it's more like that site that will not be named that has more gore and stuff and for it stuff

Where it's like dead bodies they actually have a skull and crossbones. I don't know why anyone actively wants to go and look for that Yeah, that's disgusting. No, no, no, no I just I just didn't use right it. There was one video in particular someone sent me forever ago And it's like ruined me for that kind of stuff And I'm not even gonna mention what it is But it was one of those things where you see it. And it's like, yep, that'll haunt me for fucking life. I saw something gross when I was walking through the streets of San Francisco last week.

I was walking to a meeting and I was waiting at a light. And there was like a motorcycle parked on the curb right next to me. And I was like, oh, there's a motorcycle. Oh, there's a dude sitting right next to the motorcycle. Oh, the dude's taking a shit on the street right next to the motorcycle. Oh, dude, just like crappin' in the street right there. It's awesome. Wow We saw a pretty bad accident last night Jordan. That was a car on its side. Oh, wow 35

Hang it out. I don't know how do you do that? How does it can't get like that? It's crazy. You roll it? Yeah, but it's just like Everyone's going in the same direction Yeah, but it'd be so hard. I do that way too much where it's like a couple of cross the next and go. What? Yeah, like a couple of cross the next and go. Yeah, I try to figure out which car we're like in an intersection, which car was coming from this way, which car was coming from that way. I just naturally try to like rebuild that in my head.

Last night we almost died also because Brandon was driving. That's all you decide. He was switching lanes and someone hogged and he was looking. He just... He gave up the thing. Yeah, go ahead. It was like, yeah! It's like, what are the cars? And like, hit all the switches on his steering wheel.

And like, what did I put in? It was freaking out. When I was returning my rental car, when I was going back from San Francisco, I was turning into the airport, and I was making a left-hand turn. I didn't realize that the lane on my right also made a left-hand turn. So I made a left-hand turn, and I was going a little wide, and I almost hit someone on my right.

And the guy like honks at me, and like giving me the mad dog, like staring me down, like, oh, sorry guys, sorry. And we both, like, keep driving. And the guy like really was in 10th-by intently staring at me for like 30 seconds of driving along It's like that's kind of an asshole and we turns out we're both returning cars. Oh Exactly place Like he's like in front of me. I was like oh great I'm just sitting here. He just I think we're like he didn't he didn't look at me to

Nagnosed me the whole time. I love the just added aggression people get when they're protected by the confines of their car Yeah, very true then he'd like ran off and got on the train before I did Yeah, it wasn't in the same car. Do you ever feel like you can read like someone's body language by the confines of their car. Yeah, very true. Then he'd like ran off and got on the train before I did. So he wasn't in the same car. Do you ever feel like you can read like someone's body language by the way they drive? Like, see that? You can tell someone's a bully by the way they drive.

I just can be a little who dart in and not traffic. I hate that. Sometimes I give Gav a ride home. And we do this thing where when we're driving down 35, we'll see a car up in front of us. And we try to guess what the person who driving it looks like. That's very good. He's very accurate. I can tell by the back of the car like sex race Class, yeah, you can tell a lot this by looking at the back of the car. I can normally a major

Warrior I don't want to cross into like the racism part of the podcast But you can play in LA, which is, are they, you know, someone who's driving really bad, go on. Go on. An Asian woman? Yeah, are they old? Are they a woman, or the Asian, or are they old three?

Monty is one of the people that, you okay, you live in the apartment complex, very close to our office. Right. And you still drive to work every single day if if you if you You're building you like you would do it too because like if you're like all right I want to go to lunch. Oh fuck. I gotta go get my car You have to go to Starbucks before he comes in. He's I guess so we just not walk but we've got like Oh, no, we've got like a lot of people live because and they all drive all fucking drive now

We've literally we have filled our lot and now we're spilling over into another It's ridiculous because why should why should you get drive? They don't drive? I mean what I live more than 400 feet away from the office That's a big difference. Yes, it does so they shouldn't be able to work as they look close to work Yes, we have a perfect big bike rack It's it's a straight line between here and that apartment either there's like a gate That's there are two turns you have a gate down the street and it's like Oh, do I want to go to go get lunch or do I want to get coffee or something like that? It's like Michael walks to work people do drive a lot of car. So he's the walks

You have a license here's a Jersey license. He doesn't have a Texas license. Yeah, that's good enough like you don't have a license Gavin Okay, so I'm gonna have a license, Gavin. No. Okay. I don't know if there's another license that we know. Barbara got one. But the thing is, I'm so used to walk, like in my old town, I used to walk every, even if it was like 40 minutes away. I used to walk everywhere too. Because I like walking, but now I'm getting like, I'm getting kind of flabby from all the driving. I just have to take walks now.

I just like, I walk to nowhere, which is something I never used to do. I wonder where you used to live was probably a lot more walkable than living here. Yeah, I mean, everything's so spread apart here. I could get anywhere, like, by bus or by walk. Like, when we visit San Francisco, I love San Francisco, because you can walk everywhere pretty much. I mean, there's like so much cool stuff on like, the central location, that's neat.

But like, Texas is just everything spread out. So, I bet if you lived in downtown Austin, you would not need it. Or you could use, they have that car to go. We basically, paste those cars. I want to register for that. That seems like a cool idea. It seems like a badass idea.

I wonder what the cost to be part of that is. I want to get a like an icon app. It's like oh I need a car Let me look at my app. No, there's a car to blocks away. I'm gonna go walk over there. Yeah, I'm gonna see a whole city Base with just those cars. I say when nobody owns their own car, and it's just like public cars. Yeah, it'd be great Let me see here Austin cool. This is Austin car shingles. It's Michael zip car. I think other places. Yeah, I know it's zip car in San Francisco It's a custom car, it's a Zip Car, I think other places. Yeah, I know it's a Zip Car and it's time for Cisco. There, the car's to go, but... It's awesome, cars to go is just awesome, apparently. Oh really?

Yeah, the city has, or the car's to go, I guess, has a bunch of smart cars that they paint white and blue and they just park all around the city. And they have special parking too. There are certain areas you can park on the street only if you're driving one of those cars. Right, and there's certain areas where they can park, like instead of parallel parking,

they back into the space. Yeah, yeah. And so instead of parking in one direction they park 90 degrees off set yeah pretty awesome yeah special parking is great I love when he's going on town in a special parking like when I go to places valley parking only on the fucking street and they cover up the the beers and you want to fucking punch someone you definitely do don't trust buddy with valley parking why because you steal the wrong car. Oh, that is true. I did.

I have a bad thing with rental cars and taking other people to rental cars. Real quick, then, before you go into that. Registration fee is $35 plus tax. Per minute, it's $0.35 plus tax per minute. Per hour maximum is $12.99. So when you're in the car using it, it's $12.99. And then, per day maximum is 65 bucks. Oh fuck yeah Is it $35 the registration fees at one time or is that yearly does it say I'm pretty sure yeah $35

And if you don't use it you don't pay beyond that fuck I'm all about that Up to 24 hours no more. Okay. There's more time you got it you get you're using there something there. Yeah, it's like The keys are locked in like the glow compartment or something and you need it's one of those things We need to put a code in and you generate the code off your smart phone. Oh, okay. That kind of deals with it. It's pretty bad. So you're only paying for the time you're driving it

or you're paying for the time that you reserve it. It can work either way. So like if you, let's say you drive it somewhere, if you park it, you can keep the car as yours and no one else can take it, or you can check the car back in to where you're not, it's not safe for you. So you might lose it, but it might still be there. Yeah, so that would suck. You're like, you know way out in the little Vicky's toss or something

You would you wouldn't you wouldn't release it you keep it so they're waiting for you So you hold your member card up to the card reader on the windshield and the vehicle opens Then you enter your pin and you drive off. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna do this Except that you're driving a blue and white smart I know I don't see them. It's weird. I see them parked't see them I see them parked all the time. I never see them on the road I've seen them on right which would make sense because people who would subscribe to that then would not drive All that much right it kind of makes sense I feel like they're all over my neighborhood

Everywhere yeah, Monty got a little push scooter. So I Can't stop. I would come back with another the stairs on I seriously thought about for a couple minutes is getting in the Segway just because I'd love to see what money would do on a segway That would just seem like we have a lot of fun But first was it the first packs ever I had those pictures. We wired is doing a story on us They're interviewing you this week right cuz whoo and so I went and pulled the pictures of us at the very first pack and our segue Bite gang. Yeah, we we I don't know what we did I guess we have to pack those over.

We stayed an extra day and went and rented a bunch of Segways. It was you, Matt, Jeff, Dan, Jason and me. And Joe. And we'd all just went around having fun. You put some videos of that up in back in the day. There's one of, I think Jeff's just spinning in a circle. Yeah, it was just like running around, looking. Yeah, we were trying to get it on one wheel.

Everything they said, don't do, we were doing. I'm just such a tragic story, the guy who invented it. Why is it a tragic story? He killed himself with a segue. No, no, no, that's not the guy who invented it. That was an executive who worked for segue. Oh, is it in Europe? Yeah, drove off like a cliff on a segueway.

Yeah, I thought it was the owner of segueway. The owner was Dean Cayman. Yeah, he's going like prosthetic limbs and stuff now, Dean came. Oh, okay. Yeah, he's going on He's doing like prosthetic limbs and stuff now, right? Yeah, like that's his big thing He's on a minute be like really hot to fall off or is that a myth? Can you easily fall off? As soon as you turn it you can easily fall off. I dumped mine over Yeah, how long to take for you to get your balance on those things instant really it really totally makes sense listen You look like a freaking dork on the things

They are a blast. I'd say it takes like five or ten seconds. I think it's so expensive to... We were, we had them for like an hour, by the end of the hour we were jumping them, and we were standing on the backwards, and like trying to do them like backwards this way. That's, if they're great. They're tough, but if you crash them into each other, they break. We never crashed them into one another, but we, like, jumped them stuff like that and they were fine. Then again we got to turn them in after an hour and didn't have to deal with their repairs. They give you multiple keys, remember that? You won't give you one key that like start with this, it

limits you to five miles an hour or something. Do you never use the red key? So of course the battery didn't go like, took that key out, put the red key because the red key that you got to like 15 miles an hour. Yeah, they say never use the red key in because the red key lets you go up to like 15 miles an hour. Yeah, I'm actually saying never use the right key. Yeah, they say never use the red key. Why did they do that? They didn't give it to you. I'm going to use the red key. It was a lot of fun. When I worked in Disney World, they have these electric scooters, I think ECVs with their

cult, but they're like these little things that older people or larger people will rent so they don't have to walk all day. And they come with keys in the same sort of deal where they have like a maintenance key which goes like five times faster. And we figured out there was actually like a pin you could pull out of a, like one of the rental strollers that fit perfectly. And so you could take that and put it into the key thing. And so like, you know, when we be empty or we be clear, we get those things to

strive around in circles and race them and stuff and do the same sort of deal. Try to jump them off curves and things like that and try not to break them, but we always ended up breaking them. That's fun. You know, I gotta say, I never thought the Segway was gonna take off and become like everyone was gonna have one, but I am surprised at how few of them you see. Yeah. On the Segway tour through Austin.

But that's all you see, Segway tour. Segway tour. Yeah, the only time I ever see them is on tour groups and also security at like a mall or a stock center Not road legal. No, they're not they're not they don't go that fast. I think they camp out at 15 miles an hour I want to say they're just meant to replace like people walking like you must be able to see them on sidewalks Yeah, I mean, but I think some cities have outlawed them on sidewalks

kind of hurts it. Yeah, you can't take out the street and can't take a sidewalk So did you see on Reddit this weekend the tube technology that can get you from New York City to Los Angeles in 45 minutes? It's like it's so it's maglev technology where they want to make like tubes where essentially you get into a tube and they put your car in and then they don't have to worry about friction so they can literally send you as fast as they can and so like they say like, 6,000 kilometers an hour or something like that, something crazy, they say like, theoretically, you can circumnavigate the globe in like six hours.

The human body can't take that. No, it has something to do with like, what if you're- It surely, if it just can't take the acceleration, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like zero 6,000, it's slow build up to it. So you're always in sort of like a plane. I mean, you feel, you don't feel like you're going

500 miles an hour to plane, but you know. Yeah miles an hour plane. But people orbiting the planet in space are going like, yeah, exactly. So it's like, it's a thousand miles out. It's a thousand miles out. It's a little slowly where you feel a little bit, but then once it hits top speed, it just feels like natural. You're in it. Yeah, you can only feel acceleration. You can't feel speed. Yeah, but anyway, it's like, so the actual, you know, you don't have to build as, like the tracks aren't as, you know, it's not like a highway or anything. You have to maintain

everything. But anyway, it's, I don't want to be the guy who has to clean up after that just gonna say I thought of a great business oh I get a business as the guy who mobs out the tubes we'll just disintegrate now that would what though because you'd be like breaking the sound barrier and stuff with me but I don't know I like but that was like a tractor than the sound barrier. Yeah, 6,000 kilometers an hour. Yeah, so maybe a little faster. I think it's a sound in the ground though. I think you would get a tube and fly. I would do it. Would you Gavin, would you use a teleporter if they told you it existed in the government head test?

I would use it right now. You would. Yeah, I wouldn't. Well, I wouldn't. I'd be the guy who just doesn't do it. I'd take the plane. I don't know. I just like you. I wouldn't have any confidence as he wants his miles. I wouldn't have any confidence. I'm in your miles on the teleports.

Like you went point five feet. Yeah, that's it. But you know, it's like I wouldn't have any confidence that I would go in the, you know, source teleporter. And I've been the destination teleporter and I'd be the same person. Or that would be a good time. You could have that huge Jackman movie what's a huge act in the movie? The prestige prestige

Where I was right now. We kept I think I think somebody would come out the other side who's just like me and says yeah, no, I'm yeah But we did some script treatments years ago and I had like some crazy ideas about teleporters that I was like pitching around at the idea at the time that we never get anything I remember them and I saw you have teleporters the idea of teleporters freaks me the fuck out Yeah, but if you knew the science of it and you knew like where were you at as we go? You tell me you're gonna learn the science of how a teleporter works You're gonna learn quantum mechanics and figure out like to spin on all of the electrons in your body Hey, you're gonna figure that out and then you'll get in the telephoto. What is the science of Coca-Cola? Did you drink that?

I don't drink Coca-Cola, so screw you. You're about. Good for you, Gavin. I'm all wrapping up here pretty soon, anyway. Where are you going, Jack? I like all of it. Alright. Man, that's a great question. I think actually he's out the fucking door.

I've never had a Coke. Coke is shit. You shit. Jack, you know what I'm saying about Jack? Gavin? Is that that phone rings? It doesn't matter what he's doing. He can be like a firefighting in a burning building.

I guys don't get a step out of things. With phones, is that I will never let a phone call. Oh. Oh. Sorry, I don't know the burning stuff. You at least just silence it. But to me, like someone ringing me is just an alert that they want to talk to me.

It doesn't mean I have to take it then. Yeah, one of the things that annoys me from a customer service perspective is when I'm waiting in line to deal with someone, like let's say, I don't know, talk to someone at a register, right? Or at a store. I'm waiting in line, my turn comes up, and then like as soon as I walk up the phone rings, they pick up the phone and deal with that person. Yeah. It's like, I was here waiting first. Yeah.

What if I said of the phone in line and called, could I skip in front of everyone? Hotel check-in, that's where it pisses me off the most, that's what I'm thinking of. Oh yeah, yeah. Fuck you, till them to wait. Yeah, we'll just call them back. Yeah. I hate that. Like, if I'm with someone, I'm talking to them and the phone rings and it's like,

they're, they're mom or someone. They're answering, I'll call them later, I'm talking to you right now. Yeah. They're someone else on the phone and I'm, I'm, I'm just going to leave. I'm getting the point where voice communication is like so far down the list. I'm also wanting to get back to where it's more important to be on the phone. I just hate voice mails as well because voice mails are so pointless. Every voice mail I get is high Gavin, it's Dave, it's 2pm on Tuesday. Give me a ring back. I've got this call and tell you. I've got this call and say all of those things. on Tuesday. Give me a ring back.

It's a miss call. I'm gonna miss call the says all those things. I really have a phone down here. Sometimes the phone doesn't show missed calls. Like for some reason I'm not sure why but when Joel calls me my phone usually does not ring. I will not get a miss call from Joel. I will just get a voicemail from Joel. What is that setting? How do I? Joel must think I'm ignoring him or avoiding or something but my phone never rings when Joel calls me and it never says Miss Carl Joel. It just says Joel. He even voicemail like what? I'll be you can send voicemail without ringing someone though. Maybe he just does that. Oh you can yeah Maybe he doesn't want to talk to you live. He just wants to talk to you Jerry time

though. There's a very great bit about that about now. It's like back in his day, it was answering machines. But he's like, now that the technology exists, I don't want to talk to people. I just, like, you call somebody and they answer, like, oh, yeah, I was just going to leave you with it. I didn't want it to be you. You don't lose my mind. I am going to just voice mail people from now on. I don't want to.

Yeah, the people don't check them. I don't check voice mail. Yeah, I'm pretty bad about it. I know. I know. I know. I saw the voice mail. How do I send a voice mail? Oh, maybe you can't. You can't in Yeah, I'm pretty bad about it. I know. I hate something called voicemail. How do I send a voicemail? Oh, maybe you can't. Trucker!

Oh, you're trying to England. I used to do it. How do you do it? Tell me how you did in England. You dial up your voicemail and then send it to someone. You dial your own voicemail. Yeah, and then you record it and then you send it to someone. That's the possibility, Gavin.

That might actually work. I'm going to try that right now. I check my voicemail just to get rid of the icon. Yes, you can't really handle it. Yeah, I always make it more. It's like an eye scroll at the end, and then that's it. Yeah. I know, I hit their name and they just hit the lead.

It's like I just did right. Alright, so let me see here. So I'm in my voice mail. I'm gonna wrap up after we find out. I can't do this. I guess I could call my own phone number. Gavin, you've never done this. What are you talking about?

You call your own voice mail? And will you enter a pin? What? No. about you call your own voice mail and will you enter a pin? What? No! He's trying to put the phone to his head phone and... I'm going to tap with his phone. By his phone and his voice... Alright, that was pretty dumb. That was pretty dumb.

Where you guys going for a while before I started? I have been a little under the weather today, by the way. I don't know if you guys are gonna know that. You look really sad. How dare you? I don't know, just under the weather a little bit. Do you need to cheer it up? No, I'm okay.

I'm under the weather. I'm sick. Everyone is being out in the kitchen just under the weather a little bit. Do you need to cheer up? No, I'm okay. I'm under the weather I mean I'm sick. I'm sick. Everyone's been getting sick people is such a big deal I'm gonna get a barber is coughing and she's sitting next to me. Why is everyone sick? Why is everyone so weak? It was from packs I don't know I avoided it forever I think it might actually be allergies because I did a thing where like I cleared out I'd buy my house a ton of Vegetation just like this is green belt area. There's so much coughing going on in the studio right now I don't know what's going on. There's a bunch of whims. It's gross. I agree.

Alright, we'll let the truck this up. So we just crossed our billionth view. Very important. Oh, I do want to mention one thing. Last week I played a clip of Bernie slamming into the side of the car. He was kind of jumping. That is now online on the internet. Red Rucity.

Red Rucity. At Rucity.com. And it's also got gusts pretending to be a meerkat behind the I gotta say that video was a little hyped up for me. I thought it would be better Well, buddy jump in his the No, no the the mere cat one the podcast you're like The mere can thing was not yeah, okay, no we get scared. I like scary I'll go I did I did like the fact that it draw it drew people to the booth. Yeah

I did like the fact that it drew people to the booth. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. Did you guys make a sale for that? Every person that turned and saw a gossal was like, oh, check this out. Genius. Why do some battery covers on some devices have a screw? We have to unscrew it to get to the batteries. So you've actually set a fly out when you drop it?

Yeah, but why not have a latch? For something. They don't work. And why some things? I mean, I get like with kids' choice, because they don't want the kids you drop it. Yeah, but why not have a latch? For something. They don't work. Why some things? I mean, I get like, with kids' choice, because they don't want the kids pulling the battery sound or whatever. But I want it to stop. Yeah, I want it to go away. I also like, I want battery covers to be like attached by a tether to the device.

Do you know if I open a, like, drop a remote control and the battery is just going everywhere? My remote controls don't have screws, so it's not an example that I can use. What? Do you ever remote control has a screw on the battery cover? No. No, it means like if it has a latch, then it latch then it would pop open from the force. Yeah, batteries go flying everywhere I'd rather deal with that honestly. I'd rather you I'd rather deal with you I'm gonna go see I don't drop shit. I'm not six years old I do that's on me

So it's like why go through every time I have to put the batteries in I have to make that a hassle so that just in case I drop it It won't be a hassle. What do you want it to be about a pin code? No, I want it to be the fucking latch and just get to the batteries. I've been in my remote for three years now. I think I've dropped it once. Are you a child? No, I'm drunk. But it's weird because like in British mentality,

let's put a safety mechanism in place that we all have to go through just so we don't avoid the unfortunate situation where oh where I dropped a remote and now the batteries fell out. Some stuff makes sense though. Like the wide controls and Xboxes, the fact they come apart, you think it makes sense that if I want to get to the batteries I have to get a Phillips head screwdriver. I'm meeting your Phillips head screwdriver and screw that unscrew. Yeah, it's dumb right? I don't know why they do that. I don't know why they do that. I ran it that like three times. It's worth some calculators. You can never get into a calculator to change the battery. Why are you wearing sunglasses? I don that. I ran it that like three times. It was some calculators. You can never get into a calculator to change the battery

Why are you wearing sunglasses? I don't I think I'm the only one still wearing it. Yeah, why are they so many of these? I'm just explain to be in the pocket money. We already talked about that on this podcast All right, what is that? No, what's playing the money? Where we go for lunch? I don't know. What do you want to go? Um Jay or Dan you're to your last day in Austin after leaving fruitful trip. Where would you like to go? Wait? Why are you here? I don't know Where do you want to go home slice home slice home slice? There's a Monday, aren't they the close on Tuesday? And also home slice two is open now, so they're open all the time

I just want to see him draw home slice. Do you want to know a little bit of a tidbit of connection between us and home slice? I already know Well, maybe for listeners don't know Do you want to know a little bit of a tidbit of connection between us and home Slice? Well maybe for listeners don't know how to jack this. Is home slice across the street? Yes, right across the street. No, no, no. That's where we're all going to drive there.

Money. No, home slice up on Congress. Oh, the one we went to when Barbara came here, what's the one across the street that had like the chocolate pizza? That is double daves and that's the, have you been there yet? I haven't been there either. We're going there. Oh, because you have to see the cook machine.

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