Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #165

Episode Date: May 9, 2012

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, now only on peacock Theme song this is the theme song Glad of the series Come at me bro Theme song theme song I like see my bone shield is down down I'm gonna be on to They're still fired their coach. You think that but now when you say fired their coach Do you mean like you don't have a job or did they light him on fire? It's a podcast it Upon gas. Thank you to user mesc It'll yes-k who sent that theme song in when we were that dialogue, I pictured it with a bigger backbeat to it than that.

You're like the little guitar playing? It was a little subtle, a little elevator-ish, but still not bad. If you believe the user's profile, I believe that user is from Brazil. Oh, is he really? Yeah. That's also that explains his little guitar playing. I love Brazil. Do you?

And I love talking about Brazil to hot women who are from Brazil. You know, from Brazil. Is it not for it? It's not for it. I feel like it's like 20% of the people that's awesome to be from Brazil. 80% of the people it's like really shitty. Yeah. Let me tell you something about Brazil.

What? It's something about huge in Brazil. Like, I looked at a map of the Earth recently and I was surprised at how absolutely massive this is. So what are you doing in your spare time? I'm just like, I'm going to look at a map of the earth recently and I was surprised how absolutely massive Do you do in your spare time? It's like look at a map of the earth Oh, it's like my god Brazil is way bigger than I thought pretty much pretty much Brazil is like a beach with some hotels Then a lot of like Shanties, yeah, and in like the rest of the country is like poisonous

Yeah, whenever I think of Brazil, I think of really hot women in that city of God movie. It's like one or the other. You're really hot or you live in a shit hole and are probably going to die. Or your kid naps. Or your kid. Do they still kidnapping people there? Do they?

I think so. What was the thing we read where? The little trending on Twitter. Was it Brazilian kid now? Pound ransom. What was the thing we read? Was it in Mexico where they kidnapped the kid? And the ransom was to get the money or they were going to inject him with acid. Wow. That's hard. That's hard. Yeah. And they got the money and then they inject the money. I guess usually...

The big... Oh, really? Yeah. Dicks. We'll see now for all the people in the future who want to kidnap someone and inject them with acid. Their credibility is going to be ruined. Usually the big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, A bridge they were they tortured the dead bodies will be tortured the people killed them and hung their bodies from a bridge Like I see it. It's like a drug related to yeah, so I told you they keep the bodies though Yeah, Michael and our kung-choo video talked about that in war you're supposed to take the bodies and string them up Yeah, yeah, they would be more of those spikes my mom yeah, that's it my dad read a special forces camp in Vietnam and Yeah, they had a head That was they'd ran a spike through the head and hunted the front of the gate now my not my dad

But apparently people soldiers in the base did that I've learned a lot about Joel him in this morning Why the people on your dad's team would do in that? Well, probably But your dad was the right Comment about this But your dad was the right to write. So he had a really dark shoe that I would say to him. I would comment about this. That's what you bring in man. And my wrong is it not a fundamental concept of war

that you return the dead to the enemy. Like that you let them collect your dead. I don't know who plays by those games. Like the Geneva Convention and all that. Who plays by that? Yeah, that might be a good one. No one played by that? Well, he don't play by that.

No one plays by that. There's a lot of rules that seem fucked up in the team. It's all convention. Like, you cannot shoot, I believe if you're a soldier, you cannot shoot at a paratrooper until they land on the ground. No one plays by that rule. No one plays by that rule. Why would that?

Yeah, it's like there's all these weird rules, the rules. Like, oh, you can make it in my points. You were shooting at a paratrooper. I mean, stupidest thing ever. Yeah, I mean, if you're in war, you can make it in five points. You were shooting at a pair of two. I mean, stupidest thing ever. Yeah, I mean, if you're in war, you want to put as much pain as humanly possible on the other side. Well, you'd look at stuff that's happened in the past.

Like, World War II, right? That shit would never fly now. Like, US bombers flying over a city and just bombing the fuck out of a city in Germany. Why would that not happen now? Well, because the political fallout would be unacceptable. But it's like, we're just going to bomb everything in the city. We theoretically have the technology now. Well, because the political fallout would be unacceptable, but it's like we're just gonna bomb everything and we theoretically have the technology now, so it's sort of like so if you can't shoot a

paratrooper before he lands, are they allowed to shoot from there? No, they're not allowed to shoot until they land on it. It's like's just together I just imagine a dude in a like a Geneva Jersey blowing a whistle and going you you that one I can't imagine playing Call of Duty by those rules. I mean, they would just build that into the game. You'd be like, he's fucking games. He's like, he's fucking games. He's like, he's fucking games. He's like, he's fucking games.

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Like a bigger parachute obviously slows you down more in a safer, but if you're like trying to hurry, you use a smaller parachute because you land faster. But I think it's more dangerous. It seems like if you're in a museum, just flap your arms. That's it. Where the hell met and just jump out of the plane. But they were talking about how those things, as you can imagine, create a huge draft. I mean, they take up a lot of air. And all the dudes are all coming out after each other. And so I read this thing about that it would be a technique where you would be above someone, essentially, you'd be behind them, right?

So they're falling and you're falling behind them, which means you're above them, which means you have way less air resistance so they end up running across the top of each other shoots to get like otherwise they would go down through their shoot that can't be real I know I said that was doing popcorn on each other's power sheets and then they would like leapfrog off of one another like down down down down like that to go fast that's crazy pretty not stupid that's like the ultimate shaken bake Yeah, can Ricky body, you know, I'm gonna make him go faster Yeah, yeah, it's kind of similar. We were just making fun of

How everyone in Russia has a dashboard cam now? I saw a video it was think it was from Russia Where a dude on a bike was drafting behind an 18-wheeler. When you say bike, you mean a bicycle. A bicycle. A bicycle. And the dude was drafting behind an 18-wheeler and he was going about 40 or 50 miles an hour. Yeah, he was hardly putting any effort into it. I saw that video too. He said, see it? He's just casually cycling. Yeah, every now and then he had to pump kind of hard to make sure he stayed in the draft, but he was for the most part just like taking it easy. They're going so fast, they're coming up behind the guy on the bike and they're going so fast down the highway

I Thought how is he holding on to the back of that 18 wheeler cuz that's look like that's what he was doing Yeah, he was going so fast, but then they get a next you know He's just drafting behind an 18 wheeler on a bicycle like really four inches off the back of the 18 wheeler like pedaling Yeah, yeah I didn't think when I was on a bicycle that the air was what was keeping me from going 50 miles away. Well, it's not as much as it's drank. It's in addition to less air resistance. The way the air flows it also kind of sucks you a little. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's kind of like it's like swirls around.

Yeah, like this is a people who do that. Everything is like hypermiling where they'll get right up. They'll do the same thing with their car. They'll get up right behind an 18 wheeler and put it in neutral and lift 18 wheelers up from along down the highway you never heard of this I love it's something along down the highway everything goes back to sucking everything goes back to sucking no every time when he saw you know these these what are called hyper-milers are people who try to get every last bit of mileage out of a gallon of gas yeah Yeah. And they split streams. Like, like, shave the tires. You're excessive. No, these people are not fucking throw in neutral behind the 18 wheeler. Like, I'm fucking saving gas, honey.

Look at the savings. We're going to Mexico. Yeah. Fucking order and on demand the night. Save gas and away home. Like, how many accidents would you get into doing that? That's crazy. Yeah, but like, there's people who try to compete to see.

I think there was a group who drove across the United States and their goal was to drive coast to coast averaging over a hundred miles a gallon and they succeeded in doing it. Like they had to also work out their route to try to minimize the amount of uphill driving and maximize the amount of downhill driving. It feels like that to look at the topography and try to figure out like the best way to get around the country. That's kind of interesting. Yeah, but get a Bernie and show him this video right now and all I can think is that is an asshole on a bike. I know. I'm an asshole on a bike.

So I got the bright idea that I was going to start riding my bike to work. Is that why you look really different? What do I look really different? I can't get over it. Like you look different to me every week. Yeah, we're talking about he's yeah, like constantly Last week you look at him in the billion bikes like crazy. Yeah, like the billion views videos like buddy Now you look 10 and thin. He really does

He's saying you were fat last week. Yeah, no Fat pasty bastard. I think it's that bad free the bid is done it as well. So the thing you'll face listen I've had to live in this shitty body for almost like, I've learned I have never seen two pictures of myself that look the same. Like, you could take two pictures of me five minutes apart, you put them next to each other, they'd say, Why are two people wearing a set of clothes? Except for all of them look like the guy from Pineapple Express. They're pretty good, Seth Rogan, right? I think I got to get the Seth Rogan thing in up the Jonah Hill thing

more that's a nice step in the positive direction. I'm gonna take two pictures of you and put this up by side we'll see what those look like. Jonah Hill's like skinny shit now. Matt Neymor. He was for a while. He was really funny again. I watched I watched Lone Bull the other day and that is my perfect level of Jonah Hill fatness for me. That's like his optimum sort of like good enough to poke. That's a weird thing. Is that a big turn on for you to get away with it? Did you get laughs when you poke him? Yes, like we should. We should see if he's up for that.

That's a great movie that she's used to. Money plays well as a gravity. I mean if you're an actor and you're a little bit overweight in his case and sort of like one that will lose weight, does that mess up your ability a cast? It must do. If you're established, yeah. Right? And you change your identity. It's a sort of weird decision, right?

Yeah. Of course, he has enough money where it's like, you know, whatever. You would hope that as an actor, you could feel like you could play any character. What does it look like? I'm sure he does or can or whatever but that's not the case you know it's a problem but still people have a certain preconception about people about actors

fucking people well the other two is actors have short careers they really do I mean it's not it's not often that somebody lasts 20 years it's like the NFL of the liberal arts I don't know I'm not sure if I agree with that because a lot of them just because they're not super star status. Oh, there's a tremendous amount of working actors. Oh, no, they work. I give you a saying. But it's hard to make, let's put it this way. It's hard to maintain at a certain level. Sure. For a long period of time. Very rarely do people do it. Like you look at somebody like in entertainment. Well, you're

talking about like the cutting edge, you know, when you, that's the thing. When everyone thinks about successful actors, the only thing about the A-list cutting edge. Sure. Yeah. I'm talking about like lead in a TV show, lead in a movie. You know what I mean? That kind of thing.

It's like they have a TV show. Not, they're working. They have an appearance in a show or something like that. I mean, they have their own show or they have their own movie. Yeah. That's to, hard to maintain for a long period of time. That's not to say who had considered big now who have been around for a really long time who I just didn't know.

They're very recent to me, like someone like Mark Wolberg or someone. Yeah, but you know, I've saw him on a film, it's like shot in 1994 and I was like, hey, he's around back then in like a main role. I didn't even know it. Well yeah, it seems really recent to me. It's nice to plug. Did you know that Mark Wolberg had a rap career? He was called Mark Mark.

Mark Mark in the funky bunch. No idea. Absolutely. Come on, come on, come on, feel it, feel it. It was good, it was a huge hit. It was enormous hit. Because you're from New Jersey, that's like, I think it's not just that in the schools. I ain't the same thing, but Marky Mark from Philly, I think he is from Philly. Yeah, it's close east, northeast. It's just Mark now. Yeah, he's like marky mark crazy point time to I've like geez I was like early 90s when an unknown mark wallberg was in a movie with an unknown reach witherspoon Calls beer. Oh, yeah, and and more importantly that dude from CSI was in oh is the dad I think he was like the big star that you was his This is the name of the Coruso. No, no, no, the original CSI. Dude with the beard, the old dude. I've never

watched the CSI, I don't know. Anyway, yeah, and then they finger-boosting on the rollercoaster. Sure, in the movie. Yeah, it's like the big knowledge of this movie. What else does this mean? It's reswiddishman. And then like later in the movie when like, he's like fighting with her father and he's like, stay away from my daughter. He's like, all right, bitch, he like punches the shit out of himself. And then he goes to the daughter like he's like fighting with her father and he's like stay with my daughter he's like all right bitch he like punches the shit out of himself and then he goes to the daughter and he's like you dad beat me up and she's like dad you bastard and he's like no way no

that's true that's the right explanation that's different her she's the damnest word Gavin was recreating scenes from the matrix and now we have Michael recreating scenes from somebody I've never heard of we should have

dramatic reading do like dramatic recreations of like monument or We have the bomb sound. There's a reason where this room has a new scene in that movie doesn't she? I don't know if it's a new scene. What is the one she does have a new scene in? She's really young in that movie. You can't look where the safe stuff is now. You're gonna sound creepy no matter what you say.

Why? Just like try to remember new things. She does have a new team. Is that the wrong one? It's relevant? No guy comes across well when talking about that kind of thing. No, you know what, listen. Guys don't come across generally well

when their mouth is moving. There you go, right there. Oh, I definitely do. Guys can't get away with talking about anything. It seems like. No, you know what though, is the topic though that if I hear a guy talk about, it's a immediately high-skif factor.

Or, skif? Skif? it's like a Dooch factor yeah, they can do sales from is guys who know what the age of Consent is they just know that information and it's different by state too Yeah, and they'll be able to tell you what the age of Consent is for that easy to remember it's crazy in states but they don't live in it's so It's creepy in general if you should not know that you should not have that file the way in your What's the edge of consent? I have no clue. In Texas? Yeah, I'm gonna guess 18. You're gonna guess 18

There's there you reach a point in life where in New York is like that is so far away It doesn't matter anymore. It may have will yeah, but the shield he was a time where that matters to you There's a age of consent.com. Wow bookmark Let me see here. Oh, they have different ages of consent for Sexual content or content. Oh, wow. There's like a sodamy Well like in in in in in some states. I'm a little drug now isn't in some states It's just totally legal all the time Yeah, I brought so for God like Alabama probably I think now it takes us for a long time as well really yeah

I War You're Anyone Geneva Jersey boys and boy in the whistle in the bedroom She's I love the dude in the Geneva church. He wasn't boring the whistle in the bedroom It's a guy. It's a legal attack. She still had a parachute open An illegal motion there on the offense This is kind of a creepy site too because it says here how to get around laws and you can interpret them differently This is a legal advice. God. Yeah, what's that? Okay? That's what I want to do. I want to run a legal advice site on the internet.

We stand behind our entry that the age of sexual consent in Texas is every time you come to a site like this. It looks like it was made in 1998. You know what? So creepy, like a viagrad. So creepy. That's relevant. But that is that is that is the conversation.

When somebody says that conversation when they start talking about the age of consent, I'm creeped out talking about it right now. That to me seems like a creep. Well, we're having an academic discussion about the creepiness factor. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, that's a thing.

It is always an academic conversation, though. Really? No. You know what else creeps me out? Well, countdowns to people turning a certain age. Like the lady from the girl from Harry Potter Yeah, and the oldson twins they had a countdown to when they were 18 Rebeauty Wow, yeah

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Much instead of a different Michael, I would. Yeah, you guys have to talk. Hey, last year, there's a half eaten cupcake. I don't know who ate the first half. Hey Ray, say something. I think that's my cupcake. I have to get you. Why is it over here?

How come, wait, where are you from? New York, Queens New York. Okay, how come Michael has a little bit more of an accent than you do? I have no idea. But you, it's, you have different accents, but his is stronger. So correct me if I'm wrong.

Queens is the shitty part here, right? Is that right? Yeah. It's part of New York, it's part of New York, so it's all pretty much shitty. Really? Yeah. Well, man, hands like the cool part.

Yeah, that's a very cool part, yes it is. Bronx is the tough part? Yeah, you know what, you wanna say a word from there? And that stuff. Hey, man hands like the cool part. Yeah, that's a very cool part. Yes, it is. Bronx is the tough part Yeah, you know, you won't say away from there and nice stuff. Hey Brooklyn Nets Brooklyn. Yeah Brooklyn this they're moving to Brooklyn. You know, they're really yeah, Chris Christie's all I'm really about Chris. We love Chris Chris. You're really good. You look like Chris Christie. Get the fuck out of here. I mean, you're like, you made it. Go on over Jersey. Go on over Jersey. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. One of the craziest, there's certain things in politics, especially American politics, Gavin, and he definitely stepped all over one of them where they were talking about teacher pay. Teacher pay is a big deal. You don't fuck with teacher pay. It's like yeah the teachers do the toughest job in the world But the day you did not paid enough and he got in part of I guess like a Jersey teachers union And they were up there complaining about teachers pay he goes quit Can't don't be a teacher, you're not cut out for it. Fuck. He's like fuck off. It's like governor of Jersey

He does like holy shit, this guy means business. How did that go down? They were, the whole audience was dumbfounded. Like, now, this is not the way this is supposed to go. This is supposed to be a moment of reference and he's telling us to fuck off. Yeah. So many times you can be sort of like, really harsh like that

until you've run out of things. I guess to be harsh. You can never run out of things, Gavin. I guess you can never run out of things. No, you can never run out of things. That's about for it. Who saw what was probably the gayest RT recap so far? Oh my god. Awesome one.

Which one? Last week. It was Michael and Ray. Michael and Ray. I think we could up the gay. Yeah, we have Gavin. So, you know, Michael and Ray do a podcast called The Internet Box. Are you do?

Yeah, we do. That plug with some Bernie, not us. Yeah, I'm not. Cut that out. Cut that out. The one line on it is essentially, it's like a shitty version of this podcast. That's a ringing endorsement, maybe. Is it like this podcast but well, that's a ringing endorsement It is super is it like this podcast with you guys just umbridge on it to me for making fun of my little pony

That's never gonna stop by the way That's gonna make fun of my little pony. That's okay. We actually have every time we mentioned it We just talk a more about it. We have a my little pony panel at RTX My little panel really is doing it is really yes Right there. It's okay. Are y'all. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing way, but it's kind of funny, bronies. Now there's two bronies here in the same room. No, it's over. And it's just like, feel. I'm gonna tie it on your accent.

I don't want to sit next to it every goddamn day. So once you shut your fucking mouth. So it's pretty crowded over there now. Yeah, I think that five people in the office. Did he get, did he get either achievement hundred counts? I know, I saw that. And what the area four only known as the dungeon. You guys should get bunk desks.

To be fair, there was this big plan, there's a big plan to like move Jack and Jeff's desk around and move a table to like refit the couch back in and then When they realize they had to move stuff that never happened. I was just yeah, who's in charge of that? Yeah, that was carried idea actually Okay, I go. We got to do his movie like six That's what's in there and sits on the couch all the time and she's pissed that the couch is gone No chicken stand I'm nice of you. You can also just go find the couch and lay on the couch all the time and she's pissed that the couch is gone. No, she can stand. Oh, nice of you. You can also just go find the couch and lay on it.

That's what I did. Yeah, he drove. Joel didn't do that. We used his sound booth. Yeah, we had this like weird musical office thing going on. We're now essentially after moving everyone in the company, all it worked out as net is that Joel and I switched offices. That's it. Yeah, although I took a much longer path.

And how was it that take? Well, no, thanks you ended up with a much better office too. Because now I'm in your old blank office with your shitty sound glasses. Now I had to fix up. Now I remember because it was funny, because when we moved into the building, you were like, hey, Joel, look here is all the styrofoam that we just ripped off the walls from the last office right here Go ahead and use this I was like how this is all destroyed and whatever, but it's okay I'm gonna make the best out of this situation and I went ahead and glued that mother fucking pieces back together and

Fucking stable that shit back together put it on the walls and I was like oh, it's pretty good and in Bernie Goes out and buys all new shit Yeah, I didn't read us his part. So I'm like, he motherfucker. And now the irony is that now I have it. Now I'm in here. And he has my shitty, you want? But together, it's your long play.

It's your long play. How do you explain then that for your sound closet, you use the shitty broken headset with like a microphone on it that's now missing and like there's the most uncomfortable set of headphones I've ever seen in there. I, you know, it duct tape on it. We have a bunch of Grimlins at this company. that's now missing and like there's the most uncomfortable that a headphones have ever seen in there. You know, it duct tape on it. We have a bunch of gremlins at this company and they find equipment and they take it

and they move it around and I don't know. In particular, they bring tub in the thing. I don't know where that came from. Headphones will fucking disappear. Yeah, he's making, you're making, trying to tell him the funny story, but it's absolutely true. People come and actively fuck with your technology. I feel bad because I yield a cast lane the other day.

Did you really? Yes, because you guys come into my office and you leave 27 cups of water sitting on $10,000 debug kits. That's not you. You do it every single time and I just had like a freak out where I'm like, I don't grab some water or some debug kits. You have it every single time and I just had like a freak out where I'm like You have it It's like what don't we need to come in and put cuff to the water? Your tea just makes I carry this cup around all day long. It is true

I know true he come you bitch about it when I was drinking that out of that cup during the podcast my Come but you're lucky now you're lucky all your debug kits are locked away because in the out office, they're very securely locked away in an undisclosed location. Yeah, Mexico is for. But anyway, so I actually kind of feel bad because Brian, Nathan, we're sharing Joel's old office and we move the guys from the bullpen, which if you've watched the Archie shorts, that open area with the steel tables upstairs Those guys have moved order what we call back lot which is like our new building next door Nathan they decided to move Nathan and Brian out of their office and put them in the bullpen area so that I could have an office

I didn't ask for that and I just made this decision that I needed an office What are you doing? Well, what do I do? But I feel bad like Nathan and Brian should be daggers I don't even know that I needed an office to admit I had a full-time job. Well, what do I do? But I feel bad like Nathan and Grime shoot me daggerized. I don't even know how to do that. You were the office. They were like, they had to be a head of a company. They give me an office back.

You get it, just do it. You're not going to do that. You're not going to do that. Everyone that sets a backlight, now move them into that office and you just take the backlight. What you should do is you should make a two dummies, Brian and Nathan, and just sit them in the exact configuration where they used to be. I'm afraid if I made like a dummy mannequin version of Nathan, I would be getting confused with the real one. I would never know like, I would know which one to shoot at the end of the movie.

You know what I mean? Like Nathan moves to the little lizard. And they're our talks. I've known the guy for like seven years and I think I've heard him say five words. He doesn't talk. He doesn't talk a lot. He is. Well, this is still water's run deep, you know? Exactly. And then it's like, it it's like then when he talks everybody listens

Yeah, what's it gonna be? It's good to have someone like that in this office honestly It's like a lab now like look at this podcast everyone in this office loves to fucking talk One guy who does it's true. It's true. He's on the podcast right now One guy who does it. It's true, it's true. But he's on the podcast right now. He's been on the podcast. Everything's going to go in those days.

And the episode sitting right there. He's just a lot to say. I also would never move the guys out of the annex because, and be there alone, because that would mean I have to move Chris. And probably the greatest joy in my life right now is working next to Chris. And I never had done that before.

And he is endless entertainment. Like, Chris is great. The other day, yeah. He's eating kids, little can of nuts, and he's eating them. Chris is great. The other guy, yeah. He's eating kids, little can of nuts and he's eating them. And if somebody's eating something, it's a lot of piece of it. So I said, what are you eating? Here's what I mean, walnuts. I go, walnuts.

Why are you eating walnuts? I've had walnuts since, like, I was six. I have my corral nuts. Now let's be fair. I mean, if they're covered in chocolate, you're okay. I probably have had it. But I go, can I want to go shirt? And so it gives me one that eat it.

And I go, do you like walnuts? Like, is it just like your favorite kind of nut? He goes, yeah, I like walnuts a lot. And I go, can I have another walnut? He goes, sure, and he gives me another one. I eat it. And I go, so like, you prefer walnuts to any other nut that there is.

And he goes, yeah, and I go, do you know that what we're eating is called almonds? Oh, he was eating like a ton of almonds, it was like mixed nuts already. No, it was just straight almonds. I love those guys. I love those guys. But God, they don't know anything. I said, these are almonds. He looks at the candy, looks at the almonds in the can, and then he looks at the side and he's labeled like, Oh, almonds.

I mean, I can understand not knowing what a walnut is, because that's kind of a rarity, or maybe what he walnuts. But to not know an almond, I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like? He's dead. Like not even, he's just, that's too weird. That's crazy. That's crazy. He's eating it. He's putting it in his mouth. He's chewing it, swallowing it.

And he doesn't know what it is. I think I'm 100% lifetime on knowing what's wrong. I can understand that. I can understand that because all nuts fall in the same category and that's tastes like shit. They are. I mean, they are conceivably. He also bought this, didn't he?

I mean, this is something he went to the store, he purchased, is eating. That's a good point. So he thought he was something else. Something else. He's like, I'm gonna go to the store and get walnuts. So another thing that happens is because we just moved over there, we don't have things, like we're over there, like, oh crap,

we need a printer, so we don't have to walk back over to the main building to print But it would be the same process for us basically because that's what the process is for us when I am upstairs and trying to print something Yeah, I just wanted to walk into distance sure buildings anyway Okay, basically as you open your shredder. Oh, we need trash cans like we're realizing all those stuff Because we're over there. We need these certain things so I'm over here in the main building and I walk out to the break room And there's Chris standing at the microwave like punching in a microwaving something. And I said, oh I said you walked all the way over here to microwave something he goes, yeah. And I said, I guess I guess that's kind of

long how I guess yeah I go, we should get a microwave for the other building. He goes, that's so weird. And I said, why? I just said that to Brandon like a minute ago. I was said, why? He goes, I just said that to Brandon like a minute ago. I was like, is that because you were walking over here instead of Circumstance who's led to the same analysis. The problem is that he's not that so big as he was like, this is the weirdest thing. What are you?

What I like about Chris is that I imagine a bit home he was like pictures of the wall drawing red lines between the wall Did I miss this? This means something I feel like every interaction I have with Chris is like I'm meeting him for the first I should end every conversation with like yeah I'm Gavin nice to meet you This week's animated adventure I don't know if you've all seen it yet, is Chris and Brandon moving the furniture out of Bernie's house. It worked out pretty well.

Yeah, when I moved out of my house, they helped me do it and they did a terrible job. In Jordan, the guy who makes the animated adventures, he couldn't even animate the whole story. Like, he didn't animate them breaking up on my speakers. But I have to say, he's got a weird vision. Jordan does because when I show up in the cartoon and I see the room, that's exactly what the room looks like. Just scrap, scatter everywhere, holes in the walls. Well, you can pretty sure. Go back and look at the animation. It's like a line with a speaker. You can credit yourself. You probably did a fantastic job of describing the scene. I don't know, man. Jordan

has got some special going on. That guy can take a funny story and make it 10 times fun, here man. So I'm gonna change the subject here because I see this this stuff and I want to talk to Michael about this. The other day someone from the site sent us a gift and it's like this, I don't even know what it is, it's like the super concentrated coffee. It's from this place called Fun Rhenium Labs. It's called the Rhenium. It's called the Black Blood of the Earth. And it's a super concentrated coffee. It's made out of walnuts.

And like I wasn't sure if it was legit or not. So I emailed the guy who makes this stuff and I was like, Hey, what happened? He's like, oh, someone bought this and sent it to us a gift. I was like, okay, cool. And he's like, by the way, that stuff, I sent one of the things called death wish. No one should drink more than 50 milliliters of that a day, which is about 1.6 ounces. So I told Michael this, and how much of this did you drink in that one day?

That probably half that bottle, which is 750 milliliters. So you drank about 375 milliliters of this when they told you not to drink more than 50. Well, you told me. They didn't tell me. How did you feel after that? Very awake. Did you sleep that night? Not easily. No, there was much stomach pains.

Literally in the night. Oh, God. It flowed like a river. Oh, I was just saying. I was honestly a little concerned for his safety. So I looked up how much caffeine it would take to kill you, to get like caffeine river. Honestly a little concern for his safety so I looked up how much caffeine it would take to kill you to get like caffeine poisoning and we figured out how many milliliters would probably kill him. Right. Cash walks in the room. He's like, he's like, how much

do you weigh? I was like, about 150 pounds. He's like, all right, I thought so. All right, I didn't take this much to kill you. I've done the math. Yeah, and then we did the math and we're as long as I didn't drink both bottles, those good. Yeah, you could drink one and you'd be fucked up. Oh my god You started drinking the second when you probably died. I only two balls could kill you No, it was only it was only like 800 milliliters or 900 milliliters So if you find out that two of something could kill you I would want to go You know absolutely don't go. Ha I don't know. I haven't went a quarter I just wouldn't I just I thought a two of anything could kill me

How many beers you think we take to kill you. I'll fucking lot me no What you way to 10? I don't does it really yeah better how much you wait or is it just think so does tolerance affect your toxic toxicity love I always said that word. I when, I think the more you weigh, the more it takes to raise your blood alcohol level. I guarantee I can open this beer, Joel's drinking beer again by the way. I can open this beer and drink it and have a buzz at the end of this beer.

And I outweigh everybody in this room. I'm 220. So, I'd be there to see what all of us, like what are our blood alcohol levels are. Let's do it. Let's have it one beer Yeah, I remember the first packs. This was great of you the first packs you brought a breathalyze No, that was in those in New York. No, it was packs. I think it was Lincoln Center

Yeah, I think it was really because we got I get the It was the coast mixed up you brought a breathalyze I did and that was great And it was like you brought the breathalyzer and you're like okay whoever gets the highest breathalyvisor score wins That is such a perversion of that technology And we have to protect you I did we try we try like crazy And we like we got to the point where we pretty fucked up We were like yeah, we just can't get over point. Oh wait no matter what we do we

Can't try oh wait barrier. No, No, no, no, then we realized, no shit, it does not measure anything above point. Oh, wait, no. It just wasn't that you know when you get to the point that you can't drive anymore. And it wasn't, we can't get above, oh, wait, it was. Wait, hey, hey, I'm fine, all right. Yeah, we're yelling for you.

We're yelling for you, the hands are running. Shouldn't it go above, so you know, like, how drunk you are, like, yeah. You need to be a little less drunk? I think they specifically limit that so that people don't do what we If I ever get married that's it's gonna be the party favor is breathless I see that are unlocked breathless I mean that was that's the one app I phone doesn't have breathalyzer

Brathalyzer, are you sure I knew I knew a dude who What I lived in Houston I knew a dude that had a breathalyzer attacked attacked Attached to his ignition in his car. Yeah, you need to Vigor yeah, yeah, yeah, he had to blow right to drive his car fairly common with people who get trouble Yeah, that also is dumb. Yeah, I've done I thought I could just cool your friend. No, no, no my car I know someone who had that as well and I would drove with him a few times and you know He needs to blow in it to start it and then while we were driving occasionally it would it would activate again

And while driving you would have to blow into it again Oh my god otherwise My hair painted is piece of shit that thing is. I would argue. How many accidents would that cause? That if someone calls you drunk to come blow in their car so that they can drive it, that you are not that person's friend. That's not the definition of a friend, I'm like, okay, you're too drunk.

Let me get this one for you. Okay, blah, blah, blah. Let's get you going on the road. And here's a bag of breath. See it's used later. Just a silly piece. There's a balloon. There's a balloon. There's a balloon.

How'd you get your home, buddy? Oh, that's funny. Oh, that's funny. Oh, that's funny. Show me that one. That's a great scene. So when are we blessing? He's, the closet.

I'm a clown at school. I'm like, it's a crime scene. I'm in the closet. You'd have to wear the makeup all the time to sell the story. Oh my god. Speaking of donating fluids and gases, I did that 23 and me thing. Oh yeah, yeah. I did that 23 and me thing. Oh, yeah, yeah Just talked about it before it's where the sensual vial Joel's gonna pick this apart immediately Oh a sensual vial and you go to eat and you spit in it

Which it is yeah to see a fit up to a certain level. I didn't think you're about to send like Sputum through the post or whatever. It's just good point I don't like great word that is you can't send blood. It's that's not a post or whatever. I just can point with them. I don't know. You can't send blood. It's not a finished package. I don't think you can't spend it.

You just consider the biohazard and I think it's biohazard. Look, can't you be like you lick envelopes. So how long do you have? Man, if I'm like, can't it issue? It's a back hum. So the thing is that you have to spit up to a certain level in this vial. And that vial makes you very self-conscious about the amount of saliva in your mouth. Yeah.

Because you're looking at it. You become like, it's gross like, I think. No, no, you look at it and you're like oh I can fill this up in what's That just like a Your hot looies into it just be saliva Bubble it actually discusses it actually discusses in the instruction the bubble aspect of it like it has to be a fluid level up to a certain line. Oh my god! That was good! You guys are so... So that was bad.

Alright, are you? Alright, so what's the point of this? So then you send this vial with your saliva off to a lab and you register the vial with a barcode and then they give you your genetic makeup. Like, Gus found out he's part Moroccan as part of this. Are you? Yep, my father's family, I guess, is apparently from North Africa. That's awesome.

Yeah, and so I'm doing this two or a month. It's two or a month, if you want to do it. And then they also give you some percentages of like you're more likely to develop diabetes. Well, you guys, no one, you guys, aren't you scared to death? That somehow going to seep into the government? Or get a file? I didn't think about that.

I did think about that quite a bit Well, or even like even was you got over it. It'll see about to like an insurance company It will affect your absolutely like oh shit this guy's gonna die Shit yeah, yeah, I know you're like Lift past 64 they're gonna stop ensuring you it's like 50 so Bernie how long you gonna live so I have no yet I'll find it two to three weeks, but there was actually I You're right though Joel because I think we might have talked about this before they asked me to participate in some this is very

bizarre a thing with the space shuttle program with the ISS and the space shuttle program where they were asking people to donate blood to then get a genetic code to then put the genetic code on a like a flash drive like a flash and then they took that up to the ISS and stored it there in case of like some it's like some day in the future You're gonna wake up in a room for a alien. I didn't do that. I wouldn't do that I like you don't want your blood. I don't want my genetic makeup going up into space like he's right Come on fire me on. You don't really care about that. I absolutely care about that. It's gonna happen to it Do you know when you're a lifetime? Do you know what Voyager is?

The TV show. No, no Voyager the satellite the US sent up Yeah, photos. Is it a satellite is at the proper? Yeah, it's like the one on the one that went really far. They just we send it all right It's all off to this point. Yeah, we send it out of the solar system and it contains when you open it It contains like diagrams of how to find earth and All of the instructions on how to blow it up at the end of the space turn left like Exactly take a little bit get the sun you've gone too far Yeah, it shows like diagrams of people in there as well like a man and a woman and all this stuff

I think that's a terrible idea. Why is that so be ridiculous? Because I'm like oh look at this It's like it's like getting a map to the grocery store those things look delicious. What do I get those? What is this? What is this? It's like getting a map to the grocery store. Those things look delicious. Where do I get those? Oh, right there. Shit, that's right down the street. At the end of the day, it took like a total of two years to get it out of that. Shut up.

Shut up. At the end of the day, you have to measure the benefits versus the possible negative repercussions. Benefit. Right. Alienship. It's a funny story. It's to people. A funny story. tell people a funny

Okay, let me Let's not be serve any use out there is it Does Boca rule out there? Oh, that's the kind of a point guy really things. There is something at what oh So about so the system yeah, what the chances of having life in the I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, We had the breathalyzer test in Lincoln Center and we played poker that night. You said the exact same thing you just said now. Did I really? Yeah you did. You're like, listen guys, everyone is having too much fun. And they're going to hear us in the next room. And we're going to have to calm down.

We just need to make sure that the people listening can hear and understand what we're talking about. We have everything every time. Oh yeah, I'm across the board to this episode. Have we gotten complaints? No, this one's bad. Like, I can't understand what's being said in the headphones. I mean, I'm across the on the board to the episode. Have we gotten complaints? No, this one's this one's bad like I can't understand what's being said in the head I mean, I'm just saying if you I can't necessarily saying in life No, it's not you. So everyone is a group job. I'm not seeing you in particular So the satellite keeps going yes, it doesn't matter if it takes 40 years for us

It can take longer and it's gonna go forever here conceibly. Well, here's the question Okay, I can't even okay you know if you want to do like if there's a point which we want to get it back like we like my contact lens is on that this was this was a bad idea we should not have sent this thing out of my go record in there I got a record on it right? What's a song? I don't know. There's a song on there. Anyway, sounds of earth on there.

Anyway, my point was, is that the distance between us all the system and the nearest one is so far that none of us will ever experience what the purpose of that is. Well, probably I guess the satellite will probably degrade before anyone just goes. You're assuming it has to get to a planet, right? You're not assuming someone else finds it. There you go. But if someone comes to it, yeah! Struggling right next to our solar system, all of them.

Yes! I just like, what? Is that going straight for the solar system? It is. It is. It is a tiny possible. It is like an artificial, I don't know. It's just a, why is that not possible?

It would not happen. It's absolutely stupid. And you'll stupid. I'm a fucking face. And even like everything in the satellite is mathematics, which is supposed to be like universal that mathematics are universal. I can buy that except for our limited.

I don't want that. Because it gets a poor math fail. There was an interesting twist on that. Math fails, math, I don't, if you always say math is universal, math is not universal. What do you mean? Number you wouldn't mean yeah, it's a universal how many of these do I have in my hand? No, I'm just saying there's an analog component to life. It's there is like for instance fucking two 18 year olds

It's not the same thing as fucking one thirty six year old We are gonna do this already I'm gonna make some calls At a low level math math the map is all the same. But you think about it. Think about how we count. We use base 10 numbers because we have 10 fingers. Our entire counting system is based on the fact

that this is how we can count easily. Yes, good point. So that can change. Like other people, there's some kind of databases that you can convert. But there are so many, basically, these sorts of units of one, right? That's where you have to start. Yes.

I don't know. Conceivably, that could be the lowest number, the lowest possibility, either. Existence or non-existence. Right. But we have numbers we use in everyday life the way higher than... Right, but the entire base for the system is set on 10. Yeah. And then everything else is just an additive onto that. It's too looking down on these things.

Yeah. The Mass Effect had an interesting twist on that, or Mass Effect 3, where the Prophians built all these artifacts to let people know what happened, but the communication had changed from one civilization to another. Yeah, we talked about that. Yeah, so it's like they wanted to communicate the way they knew how, which I assumed everyone did. And then when it came our time to receive the information, we didn't communicate like that. They're just impossible.

Same thing with Hoidram, and we assume that people that find this satellite are going to be able to see. Right, right? And see the pictures. It's, it's, you, what? Nothing will come of that. We're just talking. Probably not.

I think, I think there are some, I think there are some, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, of Earth from like yeah, I'm the solar system little dog. Yeah, I make you feel like In significant we got to bring back Carl Sagan. We got to get his genetic information. We should have sent him this space We should have just tied a right we should Like what is stopping us from like tethering the moon? Like why can't we just chain the moon? What the fuck is happening? It's getting on the rules of like,

eat and velocity or start to climb. And you could like, no, no, you're not climbing. It's any time you know. No, no, no, no. By the way, I realized everyone talks of themselves with Gavin, so something fucking tarted. That is absolutely true.

We just t tell us the moon Are you turning into coral? What the fuck is wrong? It's just it would be cool Elevated to the moon okay, now you're talking about real thing space elevator would be actually a useful thing Is that a science fiction thing where they know it's a good one? I mean technically a science fiction because it doesn't exist. This is the moon go forwards and backwards. Well yes, yes, yes, yes. Of course.

Oh, is it a moon do what? It's just between, if you're gonna actually measure it in real terms, with like a rope, you know, like a rock on the moon to the earth. Well, you could have some psych on the earth, but just like, I mean, you think about the temperatures it has to deal with these, frame coldies, frame heats, uh-huh. Everything else? I mean, what the fuck is that rope gonna be made out of? Plus also cutting through the atmosphere.

Cutting through the atmosphere? Look at the space shuttle coming back in. They're burning out. But that's coming in a tremendous speed. The road is just in the air. It's still in the atmosphere. It's not just the air. It's a freak about it's being there.

It's not really moving. Yeah, but it's moving along the same plane that it's through the atmosphere, like the Earth turns. So you're viewing every... The moon is not stuck into you synchronous orbit over the Earth, so it does move. It doesn't necessarily... It doesn't necessarily Earth, Earth. What you mean it does move?

Like the Earth is here, then like the same part of Earth is not always facing the same part of the moon. Yeah, but you could do one of the poles where it's pretty much, it's not gonna be turning, isn't it? But then the Earth has a tilt on its axis. Right. The Earth isn't perfectly straight. It's tilted much it will not going to be turning isn't it but then the earth has a tilt on its axis right right? Is it perfectly straight? It's tilted like that as an example We just went through a thing called the super moon We're it's at a different point in the horizon where the light reflecting from the sun off the moon hits our atmosphere

And we wait makes a mix of moon enormous. I'm pretty sure super moon is not the official You know, that's how everyone if Gavin ran NASA Everyone we're gonna cancel this space show program. We're going to hire a giant cowboy. We're going to blast the brook. Additionally, I think the orbit of the moon is in decay and it comes slightly closer to Earth. No, it doesn't.

That's bullshit. It's very minimal. Everything is decaying. Like, the days, you have to put a leap second on every 18 months, I think, or something like that, because the Earth's rotation slows slows down a second every 18 months. I doubt it's that much I think it is no yeah, well here's the other we think about if you're adding a day every four years But that's just no that's just from the calendar point too much So I see what you say talk about decay your like the earth is willing to be actually quarter of a day extra

Everything is also expanding to produce that simulation of where the where the continents used to be on a small earth? Because we always taught at school that it was all one big lump of land. So it changed you? Yeah. Thank you, Ray. And it just split, just for no reason, just split. All the way. But it makes sense that it was all wrapped around the earth and the earth expanded and split

because of that as opposed to it just cracking and moving around the planet. And that makes my sense. And it's there's loads of like scientific stuff. Oh, the earth is expanding. The earth is slowing down to in terms of its so we're all dead. We're all dead. So what is the point of putting a rope? I just want to add to this for a minute. I just like the idea of like having something in space attached to the earth. Maybe not the moon. Maybe not the leech.

Yeah, just so you could like just hold just just you could tug it and see like just if anyone comes by they know that's ours. There was a cool story like they're just moving stuff with your hand on tremendous scale is interesting to me. I was I think it was someone told me a story how they used to work in a shipyard and they would park these gigantic ships next to each other. To the point where they'd be like, you know, a few inches apart and what he could do was he would put his hand on the side of one ship and touch the other ship and a squeeze and then about an hour he could move the- with his mind. He could move the ships towards each other till they touched and they way like tens of thousands of tons or whatever. But you can do that because they're floating on water and stuff for that and the idea of moving something heavy with what documentary did you see?

because I don't see what you mean this is what you're talking about doesn't exist it was like a fever dream no one's ever done that someone has done that because it's floating on, you have the ability to move tons of weight. I'm sure you're gonna say it with no gravity. You could probably tug a satellite down. What is it? You're broke! I don't know, I don't know. I'm just like, I don't understand what point he's gonna go.

Are you saying that like if you pull the rope like enough, you can pull the moon down a long time ago? I'm saying you probably could figure out a way to do that. A long time ago, there was a picture on the website of Gavin underneath a pile of chairs. This is why. So I looked it up. The earth, the rotation is slowing down and it will slow down by 0.35 hours over the next 85 million years. So it's not a second every two. It's not a second every 18 months. What was it a couple of minutes ago? It says more.

A second every 18 months. I like what your brain is going. I like all this stuff you're thinking about because it's cool, but we're not, we're don't need a tie rope day thing. Yes. Well, we also need to send blood out into space. A second every 19 months is, or 18 months is a minute every 90 years. It would slow down. That could easily be the thing god. Sometimes they're slow. Sometimes they're slow.

Can you imagine Gavin playing chess? I'm thinking two spaces ahead. I'm very, I'm very cheap. I'm extremely cheap. He just moves the key. This is what I'm doing with that. I don't sleep very easily. So I just think of that thing.

You just lay down and I'm lying in bed. I would argue he's don't think about things. That's the kind of argument that I would put out there. I'm genuinely concerned now about the audio level Or is this a problem for the viewer? Is it bad? I'm gonna sit back and listen to it because I think It's funny when you sit back with everyone screams at the top of the lungs. I think that's the greatest thing ever It happens just once advice, but you can't be constantly screaming It can't be it can't be after every statement.

You're over-analysing. You're over the announcement. You're over the announcement. I sometimes, okay. Let me get here. We have to talk about, bye, right? Bye, right? Thank you, sirs.

Bye. Ooh, that was a loud bump. Man, this is a fun cricket out there. There's a cricket out there. You can hear everything. Been there since the weekend. You can hear the earth's slowing. You can kill it.

So yeah, the podcast set. It finally got put together You made a comment the other day. Oh, because you're tech guy, huh? And you said you're very tech guy way you said On our brand new isle on storage unit. I Think it was the isle. It was some sort of hardware thing that I'm not familiar with you said a big red light turned on Mm-hmm, and we don't know what the fuck that means Mm-hmm, and I thought that was awesome What was that was is one how did we go from the podcast?

I'm a tie all together The red light I was not on the website was it was on the web server guys on one of the web But you didn't know it a man right and it's never going on before right Kind of creepy. Yes, okay, so I think we should have a big red light attached to the podcast. So what is still I when we're all yelling. When we're recording. Or when we all start screaming. It's like a cool down light. Where if we're just have to be quiet. So we spent this weekend. We spent building the podcast set out there in the annex. And it was fun. It took a brain actually has a time left footage of us doing it.

That was a very cool time left. Yeah, it looked like it was too short though. He set the time base too slow probably because the earth is slowing down. What was the intervals between pictures? Oh man, I don't know. He said he did like once every 10 seconds and he wish he'd done one or two different vibes. I've done two.

Yeah, time left is a stupid thing though because it can speed it up. Yeah, you can always make it faster, but you can't add in frame. Yeah, it's like when I do slow motion and people don't know what frame makes it to shoot. It's like just shoot really fast and you can speed it up if you want. You can, right, you mean slow it down? As in like if you don't want it to be as slow as we shoot it, you can speed it up. Right, right. You can always remove frame.

Yeah, it's exactly. And it's the same with time lapse. So you should take too many as a person, not enough. Yeah, it's like whenever, like you were talking about your slow motion, but that's this general rule of thumb for slow motion at all. Like when you do one thing that you do in your videos for slow-mo guys, Gavin, is that you will go into slow motion.

Like you will do a long recording. Yes. And then you'll do a slap on Dan and the slap will something go into super slow. You've recorded that entire thing in slow motion and you just better The problem is you want to do that incredible thing where you insert frames of penises in there Guys our first video we did was like a Maybe 22nd dialogue and then all of a sudden I slapped him and I had to record that like 600 frames or something

But that was like a 40 minute file that I had to speed up to become like a minute longer. Is it hard to get it right? Just perfectly right for real time or is that just like you said in the 30 frames a second year? I can work it out from the frame where I shot I can slow it down a specific percentage. So you know like if you shot 600 frames a second you got to like increase the speed in times to get it down to 30? I know I'm gonna play back the 25 frames. Oh, 25. I'm English. Man, when Matt and I worked on our movie,

with Joel in college, and we shot it on film, it wasn't like standard. There was a float just from film being analog. So we had to figure out just how much slower than 24 frames a second, this particular camera was. Like, it's 98.95%. Oh, but I never thought about that. I just realized the idea of physically moving film

were all the shit. Yeah, that's like Thomas Edison. Yeah, they don't even have film projectors and movie theaters anymore, dude. I mean, it's all digital. So, wait, it wasn't 24 frames. Well, it was probably as close as they could get it, but it's a motor. It's a mechanical. All right. So, like, where in town would probably change it frames. Well, it was probably as close as they could get it, but it's a motor It's a mechanical all right, so like wear and tear it probably change it

I mean if you have an analog watch you have to adjust it every now and then because it's off by like a second The camera has a second of it Exactly right Any level of whosoco comes everything comes back around And it's for us the problem was that I mean this is old school filmmaking we recorded the sound Separately from the image and then we had to sink it all up That's why when you see new reason they do that slate clapper the clapper. Yeah, that's so you can sink the sound Which only video cameras take care of now we still do it

You know it's good film practice for if we sink multiple cameras or use different audio from different sources You can software sink wave like wave forms now. They can all the countries, so you actually need to. Yeah, there's some software that'll do that. Yeah. But I mean, it's like, we, what we had was, so the time base of the audio was different than the time base in the video. So it would, you get it sink at the beginning and it would slowly drift over the, over the course of the scene. Yeah, if you had a longer shot, it would do that. We had that problem for a while when we first got our 5B, remember? Because it recorded it 48 kilohertz instead of 44. It took us a while when we first got our 5D. Remember, because it recorded at 48 kHz. It's at a 44.

It took us a while to figure out what was going on. It would start fine and then just drift. And it would be so. Oh, fat of it. And sometimes on the projects, you and I work on and thinking about things. Because we shoot in slow motion. And the sound effects don't quite match. And so you have to re-pay.

You can. Big paint. Yeah, yeah. We used to have to do the slate when we did the old video podcast through recording on multiple cameras and recording on a separate audio device and having to sync all that shit up. I love all these like, like very specific situations

we got ourselves into there where like, probably no one else would have the same problem. Like I'm constantly annoyed by the fact that in Final Cut, I can't speed anything up by more than 10,000%. I'm like, damn it. But no one else would ever do that. So you have to speed it up by 10,000 percent and then speed it up again I have to speed up 10,000 x for it and then speed that one

Bring back and you can't like you speed it up 10,000 percent and then like nest that sequence in another sequence And then we speed it up damn. I work You know what I can tell that you can do that, but that's a huge pain Yeah, you read it. It's easier the next boarding I mean, we are not sure that's true because it depends on stuff very It's just a big pain. Yes, half the audience like what is final Just the audience have just so the audience is on the same page the process of nesting It's just a big pain. Yes, that's also nice. No, it's not because you know everything's one big blob of concealer

We should change subject. We should change the subject You know, yeah, then if you see the Avengers last week I haven't seen it yet. Why are we talking about this? We're not gonna talk about it Don't anybody panic. I haven't seen it. It's really good. So it's a common thing though And I don't think I'm spoiling anything here. It's a common thing that you know Avengers movies like Iron Man and Thor, they have a button little scene at the end of the credits. Okay, yes. That's not an unheard of thing. I'm not spoiling it here.

No, this is good. We should talk about this. There is one of those in the Avengers movie. There's a button scene. I won't tell you what it is. We should talk about. No, we're not going to talk about the content of the movie. No, because I don't even know what it is. But we should talk about what else is going on with that. So, oh really? Okay, well hold on. But we were talking about digital projectors

and movie theaters now. They can now deliver prints to movie theaters so quickly. Supposedly, they shot that scene the week before the movie. No, yes. That's crazy. Between the European release, which, what the fuck can Avengers come out of? You're a man.

It's a hero. It makes more money, yeah. Makes more money that way. Why? They were talking about a Bloomberg, I was a Magic Europe make us to the world makes more money. Yeah makes more money that way. Why why I they were talking about a bloomberg I was a list the rest of the world got it a week before I'm gonna put on everywhere at the same time. How did they make more money to have the delayed on the US? I move here for what exactly which is funny because it used to be the reverse forever reason I spent a long time here and like I saw car line here world is a small slayer. It came out in England World was changing. Yeah changing timeline. I've never I've never heard of a is the same as later, it came out in England. World was changing, we're changing timeline.

I've never, I've never heard of a movie coming out. A major US release coming out in other countries first. You know, it's funny. In 2008, when we were in a big recession or whatever, Disney went out and bought Marvel for $4 billion. Oh, they did? That was 2009. They bought, 2009.

They bought Marvel for $4 billion. They've already made up that money on just this movie Maybe four billion dollars. They made like in the first week. They've made almost a billion over a billion really I didn't look at the order and look at the worldwide box office growth. I know what they used to go. It was like almost 700,000 I mean, it's just that was a note. There was a brilliant play on their part. I just want to say Robert Donner's hot I mean, he's a good player. They got a I understand, they have a, I haven't seen it. They have sort of a flashy credit sequence and then they have a button. And then they have another credit sequence. And then there's another button.

Yeah, that's why I had to. Yeah, they really want to stay in that for a long time. And then you go home and you're showing your TV. And the final one. Yeah, that was pretty impressive. They downloaded your TV. They shot it that day. And they're like,

they should have the last one on the screen. They use your name. They're like, hello Gus. We're talking to this to you. You're in the scene, which is like, oh my god, I'm in the scene. Dude, which I can about this. This will happen.

This will happen one day. This is going to happen. Yeah, it's going to be like 200 years old. What role do you want to play in the movie? You're like, I'm going to be Thor. And then you shoot your face under the main characters like I'm Thor This will happen this will happen. Yeah, we can do this with the roots. You I don't understand for I always thought That universe because I don't I'm not a comic guy

I like the idea of I'm a because he wasn't a super dude He was just a rich dude who made a super suit goes against me as a good the cannon great thing this chest I was that against the kind of one thing So yeah, and especially the way he does reveal words like I'm not supposed to tell you who I am I am I am I am man. Yeah, that's great. Go on against a canon. Okay, we love that Well anyway, and then all of a sudden in the same universe there's Thor what the hell is Thor I don't see no movie he's a Norse god. He's a god. He's a Norse god So you've got rich dude with no powers

God It's a comic book movie. It's funny because all of it becomes from like the Eiris right? Yeah, it's got a demigod. I think he's a demigod. I mean on the scale of regular people and gods It doesn't matter. He lives in you know the afterworld. You've got a guy with a bone arrow. Yeah, bone arrow Exactly. That's what everyone thinks and you have Scarlett Johansson who has got you. She's just, he's hot. Catch who? And she has super palace? Nope. Nope. She's basically like to feel like a virgin Nick Fury who for some reason not on the team. What do you need then? Is that on the team? No, Nick Fury is a leader. What's his power?

I patch. Yeah. I asked. He uh, in interviews, he said his power is but deep down he's a Jedi so we can fuck everybody up anyway. So this is really interesting. Robert Donny Jr. Jr. makes, this is from IGN.com. Robert Donny Jr. makes a lot of off-the-cuff remarks when doing press, but his latest comment got everyone wondering if he was kidding or not. And Wednesday's press conference for Marvel's The Avengers, the Iron Man star said they were going to shoot one last scene that night, which was the night of the film's premiere. Huh, on a Wednesday night, director Joss Whedon said, down he was kidding. While Marvel Studios, Hancho, and Avengers producer Kevin Fiege

has said to have been, had said to have looked visibly irritated by Downie saying that. So Downie was just joking, right? Not according to his co-star Hulk actor Mark Ruffalo, who confirmed the shoot for the, for the website, the playlist. Yeah, we're shooting a scene tonight. I'm not exactly sure where it's gonna go.

All I know is that someone came in with the costume and said, here's some more job. We don't know where you're going to be or what you're gonna be doing. So they shot that scene on Wednesday. And then got out the theaters. Wow. That's crazy.

That's crazy. So wait, wait, wait, were they able to get it to all theaters or only theaters with digital projection? Oh, they're not making prints. And it's a print to this time. Yeah. So you get a diminished experience now or you go to see it. Yeah, they're just done. You are missing content. Well, what if the content is bad? It's a good point. That's true. But I mean, it's still overall you're missing

content. Guess it is quite possible that they just didn't make prints of the Avengers. That it's not showing indeed. That's the projector interesting it's possible I you know you think about their distribution I would doubt that that's the case just like numbers are turning in you know in the amount exposure they put like $100 million in marketing in a movie oh $100 million dollar you made $200 million dollars you could make a movie you can make 20 movies for a hundred million dollars Wow So why is no one ever done this? I think I was talking to you Michael about this

Why is no one ever shot a movie and then secretly shot the sequel at the same time But only ever talked about the first movie We'll see the avengers because they mind because they say it was budget today say if it just came out as it did It seemed like and then this weekend they were just like I'll by the way avengers to because they say it was budget today. Say if it was budgeted. But then just came out as it did. And then this weekend, they would just like, by the way, Avengers 2, we could. Well, I was like, second movie. I would be like, well, they want to eat

into the profits of the first movie. Right. But they want to extend that tale. And then you've got to have a proper marketing push, a plan in place to promote the second movie. You'd be robbing your own money. Yeah, you would be losing money. I see what Gavin's saying as far as it be awesome

It would be awesome like yeah I know where but it would be fucking stupid. They were so much money Just like hey guess what this moves out. Oh, nobody went inside They would but you'd still eat in the prop because people like a lot they make a lot of the money because people repeat and say this See the same one over and over again. So the DVD and then the marketing, all you need to do is... It also makes sense in this case because it's a huge opening, but what if it wasn't a huge opening? What if it had flopped? Yeah, then they got done a movie and they fucked.

I was like, hey, we got this piece of crap. Hey, got an idea. Let's film all three avatars back to back to back. Did I do that? No, I'm just saying you're fucking awful. I mean, you know, it's funny because if there is an era where maybe you can pull it off, it seems like now because it's not you like look at Lord of the Rings and you know, if you have enough back to the picture two and three come out in the same summer. That was that was the same year. That was the first movie I ever heard where they filmed both sequels at the same time. Yeah,

they did that with the Matrix. The Matrix is the only one I've ever heard like that. They filmed a lot of just a handful. They filmed a lot of Lord of the Rings at the same time as well. They don't even want to be packaged like they put together as that. They filmed a lot of the load of the rings at the same time as well. They did it. They did it. They put it together as one. They did Pirates of the Caribbean Pirates. Yeah, too.

They did it. They went and said Avatar meant airbender. The last airbender. Oh, I think you knew that you met. You know it's been free. A picture. Because I watched the show first before the James Cameron movie. The show.

Did you just call it Avatar? Did you like airbender? The movie's a piece of shit. The cartoon show is fantastic. It's a lot of the same game gives you like the movie's piece of shit? The cartoon show is fantastic. It's like the same game gives you a thousand points. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But everyone thinks that James Cameron never told me so. Avatar less airbender is I have never seen a single episode of the cartoon series or I'm hopefully not insulting anyone but saying cartoon. Everyone I know

who's seen it says it's amazing. That story wide just as a story that's freaking amazing. That's great. So eventually I'm going to have to watch this thing. Is it a dude who bins air? It's yeah, it's one of them. Well, they're all like elemental, right? Like some fire people, some water people, he's the last air guy. Oh, oh, I see.

Well, he's also the avatar. The avatar is the one person that can control all four. He can do earth. So quite a few. I restrict himself. He's titled to the airbender. Well, no, he went to the air Philosophies the air every time an avatar dies a new one is reborn in a different like like he's a Airbender like like yeah, there's like different nations and different like elements like as far as like controls the country and stuff So like he's born as a firebender and then like when he dies

He's reborn as like an earth and a water and there's like a cycle But like in between when the last Avatar died he was gonna be reborn as they airbender the fire nation like wiped out all the airbenders So they wanted to kill the avatars except for what he blah blah blah blah blah I'm gonna be in the last I see so how do the ponies work into this? Well, that's a whole you gotta watch a show this is a cross-op in season three. You know Carrie is crazy about adventure time. I have not seen it that time. What the hell is that? I have watched some of it. You Joel you would like it. You would like it. Are they talking over each other? No he's kind so upset by that. No I'm not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not.

We fat jokes in this podcast. He's he goes who is challenge bitches a fucking fit every time all right listen God damn it god damn it your fat no no listen You said the video you sent the video earlier the food were aiming about about the girls talking over each other I loved it. They're talk over each other in that video don't they it's very funny It's very funny because they talk over each other They also they also talk like this like you and I are talking about that that's a little different when you'll see a podcast and all of a sudden everybody's screaming at the top of their lungs it's a little

different I'm gonna try to find this one clip of an intro time that I know like I'll show Joel this and he will go I love this he was a good yeah carry into an art gallery and bought I know like I'll show Joel this and he will go I love this Yeah, carry into an art gallery and bought adventure time art. Yes, that's very Well, it's it so what that got a cat talk now was this like a traveling art show or was it like a one-time thing? Do you know I don't know is an awesome, but it was kind of she she really you know It's kind of she she how to carry it in I know Fancy oh very L.A. God you know speed Joe I

Don't understand some of those terms like you know Gavin understands something I said earlier But I there was another term muckity mucks, which I thought was an insult and it's not muckity mucks Means like high finance people like that like the muckity mucks in Hollywood It doesn't yeah, it sounds kind of dork-a-treat. Did you know, I read the other day that, you know, the word Nimrod was the context of that word was changed because of Bugs Bunny, that Nimrod, you know, he would refer to Elmer Fudd as a Nimrod in the cartoons. Nimrod was actually a biblical hunter with great prowess.

So he was calling Elmer Fudd Nimrod sarcastically, but no one knew the reference, so they just assumed Nimrod was a synonym for idiot. So now the word Nimrod means an idiot because of Bugs Bunny. Well it's like whenever they change a word because it's offensive, like, Spastic, because that was the name of the society, it was a Spastic society, wasn't it? And then that became offensive so they couldn't, I mean they couldn't call them that because it was just used so drunk,

they had to change the name. Nimrod was a, Nimrod was a villain in an old Marvel comic called rom the space night No, rom the space. Oh, I don't yeah, this is like you know There's always like these eras of Marvel heroes like black Panther from the 70s He was an Avenger the Avengers like they they rotated their cast how many Avengers black? There's only six at one time all right and actually the most popular Avenger like the guy that I associate with the Avengers. Black. There's only six at one time. Right. And actually the most popular Avenger like the guy that I associate with the Avengers, he's never discussed in any of the Avengers. Because if there was more than six, they would all shoot their powers off at the same time. And then we'll be able to understand what they were saying. So it's

just too much. Who was it? It's just too much. What's the Avenger you associate with? That's never. He's an Android. His he was he was always he was only in the Avengers comics he was never had his own comedy I get like a mini series or something but he's this robot and he can turn transparent and he can also like walk through walls so he got like a cloak or something yeah and he's married to the scarlet witch a robot was married and joy and yes married yeah And true. Yes, it's Mary Heathen. It's a future, you know. It's a very tolerant society to become a book. It's a fucking big comic book here, or it's like, what? I'll show you pictures of it and you might recognize the vision. And they're all created during the 30s, where it's like, they know it.

They know it in 30s. So it's like, it was Captain America a huge character. Yeah, how does Captain America resonate with people in other countries? I was at Pinewood a few years ago. I walked through the set of Captain America. I had no idea what I was Captain America resonate with people in other countries. Dude, I was at Pinewood a few years ago. I walked through the set of Captain America. I had no idea what I was looking at. Didn't Captain America do great box office overseas? I don't know. It's funny because it's like, I'm in Australia.

It's like, give all these people a dressable that is Captain America. It's like, don't you know we suck? You have no idea. I'm gonna get a picture of vision. I know, I don't recognize them. It's really interesting. Okay. What about Moon Knight? Do you know who Moon Knight is?

No, I'm not a comic book guy though So interesting, okay. That's why rom the space night just sounds ridiculous to me Did you know one point that was a west coast Avengers? What they were French? I mean they did yeah, they made a west coast Avengers They were they all look like the silver surfer That was one you allowed dude wonder man in Tigra and I think Wait Tigra from the thunder cats. I don't think so Tigra. And I think Tiger from the Thunder cats? I don't think so. Tiger is the guy.

Tiger is a female in the Marvel Universe. They have to be the Tiger woman. They secretly shot the West Coast movie. Same time as this one. It'll come out some more days later. Yeah, exactly. So I'm going to show Joel a scene from Adventure Time. And we'll see if we can hook Joel in Adventure Time right now.

And Mrs. Cow, take that bag off your hunter. You're a beautiful girl. time and we'll see if we can hook Joel on a venture time right now. That's it. That's that one scene. I think think Joel will now watch Adventure Time for beginning to end based on that one scene. That will be the last time I've seen it. It's gone as high as I was on this face. The best part is like I don't, I watch the show, I haven't seen it at all. So I'm like, no, I couldn't see the screen, I just heard the audio. I know I've seen it. I think it's a familiar trauma. Joel has a very funny goofy sense of humor and I think Adventure Time fits into it perfectly.

I think you would like Adventure Time. I'm not. You watch Archer? People always tell us to watch Archer. They always tell me to and I just have one. Yeah I have it. I have not seen it yet either. I love the show. That'll be one of those shows that I watch like a year from now and I'll then I'll tell people who told me. I see it. You're like you. You're like it. Archer? What is what is people's obsessions with telling someone about something? You want to share it you would have something come to talk? I already you want to be an authority. I just find that the more people

Who get me to try and watch something the less I want to watch it I just feel like I'd be doing the same someone else. It's like all you've got to watch people want to be taste makers with me Yeah, I feel like I feel like I'm the attraction My you know what people tell me about stuff my opinion is always influenced by what I think about that person like really like the first The first few people who told me about it's always sunny seem like huge douchebags to me Well, I still won't watch it even though people I know when respect now tell me to watch it's always sunny the first three people were douchebags I have the exact same experience and it's absolutely true and it colors you to the point where like the first three or four episodes I was like this shit this shit this shit this shit oh okay this okay you try to

convince yourself that it was bad well no it's like that t-shirt that we made I hate all the bands you like mm-hmm absolutely true like a new girl hated her she liked the red hot chili peppers I hate the red hot chili peppers yeah I hate the things that you it's um it's a terrible balance I think I heard that uh breaking bad coming back this summer, the new season. Have you seen that? People go crazy for that show. Yeah, Bernie Filey jumped on the bandwagon. It's one of the shows that I watched all four seasons like WAM right in a row.

And so that and the wire. I hear a word of it. I started watching the wire, finally. Based on your recommendation. I've only seen like the first four episodes of the first season. It's a very slow starter, but it's really starting to pick up. Did you still learn? Yeah. It is. I heard between seasons, they really kill you. It's different. It's different because the second season is totally different than the first season.

Yeah. Like you're like Stringer Bell and Anton was saying? Yeah. Yeah. The guy who's running all the projects. Yeah. It's not the same case or you know something else. Yeah, I also wasn't expecting it to be a long overarching story. I thought it was going to be individual episodes, but it definitely, I was really throwing when they're going for the long story over the season. It's a great show. So they actually have like individual stories, perhaps. There's little arcs, yeah, and little, but it's really about the overall story.

I don't know if you like it because it's not your genre, Joel, that you like, but a show that I kept hearing about I'm gonna watch a show and I watched it during season one Game of Thrones is so Good it we have the blue race yeah, I keep looking for them because I haven't seen it and I know we have the blue I got to get them from whoever has them because no Everyone talks about it so much. I have them. I don't know. Do you know why we have them? The blue game with the runs blue race here? Quite a wee have them. Be happy because we're doing Package testing for the red versus blue decade set, which is gonna be I think

14 discs. Did we just announce that for the first time? Yeah, well, I don't know. I guess so. So we're working on it So the first 10 seasons like a full decade of Reverse Blue is like a Mahogany stain decade of reverse blue. It's becoming like a Mahogany stain box for the Bolo rum. You know, I have to, I do, I am not a big fan of those ultra collectors editions that have like, it's overwhelming content. Like if you have a, like a, no, no, the content okay with,

it's the boxes I'm talking to. See here, it's a physical box. I want to throw them away. Have you seen, I see, I'm talking dead collectors edition. No, keep talking. I say, I say my lost box This and the lost box that was cool because the box that had like puzzles built into it

I owned it for a couple weeks in a hide a disc from you Yeah, before I realized that there was like a hidden compartment You could like rotate a map and like pull it off and there was another hidden bonus disc in there That was really and there was like there was a map that you and they had a black light and you had to use the black light to look at the map to see more stuff map that you had a blacklight and you had to use the blacklight to look at the map to see more stuff. I just showed Joel the walking dead complete second season blue ray collectors edition box section. That's over the top. That's what it is. Wow. Oh, they can put that in the store show. Why is the space for that? Why would you want that on your shelf? It's a zombie head like a bust of a zombie with a screwdriver jabbed in its eye.

I was gonna ask you. I was gonna say, have you saved the boxes to your Apple products? No. No, really. No. I had like a box. It's all mine. I hate when you get the collector's edition and you get the box because it's like you

paid for it, you want to keep it, but you want to fucking throw it away. Like I keep it out of guilt. I keep that shit. I don't know it I don't know. I don't know. I So I normally throw everything away like when Gus and I would used to go by video games at the same time We used to take breaks from the job we had together. We'd go and do it immediately, right? I would take to the door at I would do it in the parking lot I would throw away the boxes in the parking lot to take the disc with me You're in the trash can you weren't throwing it

No, I would throw away in the trash can outside the place because I hate stuff I just want the disc I just want the content I wait till I get home, but as soon as I get home I throw a list and make sure that there's no Redemption codes now is a big deal. I need to make sure I don't throw anything away I need to access the online functionality like this in the last there is no doubt about it You hit a point in your life where you're like I need to access the online functionality. Like I do it all the way. In the last part. There is no doubt about it. You hit a point in your life where you were like, I've got to get rid of crap. I don't want stuff to hit that point.

I've hit that point. You've hit that point. I've hit that point. I've hit that point. I've hit that point. I'm just at the point where I need stuff. Seriously. No, I've got to do the thing.

I'm going to collect stuff. I'm going to collect stuff. I can't even hit a point where we're just like, get rid of it. I'm all aware I'm going to do it, but I still have to go through the process. Hacking up my stuff to move to America was like a godsend. I was like aware I'm gonna do it but I still have to go through the process. Hacking up my stuff to move to America was like a godsend. I was like 23 years worth

a crap by crap. See you stuff. I did that too but I didn't move from another country so my parents constantly call me and they'll like take your shit. I'm just like, oh yeah I can tell you that's gonna go off the rest of your life Yeah, but I but I'm I'm kind of with you there as far as like I've left 24 years where the shit behind I'm just like mom at this point. It's like dad. I don't want that shit Listen, you're a sword unit. Yeah, they haven't realized it except your role Yeah, my mother has a storage unit with a lot of my old shit She's like are you ever gonna come get this? I'm like no just throw it away. I don't want my old t-shirt She's like oh you have some stuff like I don't care Anything that's there is dead to me because I don't know

it exists. It's like out of my mind. Although, I'm not going to miss it. Although I feel like sometimes, if you come across something that's been like 20 years old, you haven't seen it, you can across it. Sometimes it's like, oh, wow. Yeah, but I don't want to experience that. It's kind of interesting. It's like smelling fresh, cut and it brings something, it accesses parts of your brain where you're like, that's true, but then you have to deal with the physical aspect, like the emotional aspect is cool, but then you have to deal with the physical aspect of having this shit. We get the five minutes of like, oh,

wow, I need to throw away. That was just something I get here that's hard to throw away. Sorry Gavin, I need to interrupt you there. So we ran into this at the back lot. We were cleaning out the warehouse cleaning and storage units that we have for props and things and we're organizing our props. And I put this on Twitter, but we had some of the most disturbing quotes I've ever heard at this company said casually while we're organizing all of our props, like somebody holds something up and they go, what about this? And somebody else says, dude, we have way better

Nazi flags than that one. Get rid of it. It's like, it's rid of it It's like like made a huge box of pornography and someone goes is it legal to throw out this much porn? Can we get trouble? No, you gotta you gotta put it out in the empty lot. You gotta have to make you gotta recycle you gotta make some forced porn Yeah, but it's for some kids to find Why is this a common experience? Oh my god. Oh my god, it all makes sense. It's like Easter. Yeah. It's like when you're older, you just have to get rid of your porn and hide it somewhere, so when you're fine it. Yeah, I saw it.

Oh my god, the circle is complete. Here's the thing, what about this generation? Because we don't have any magazines and shit. We don't throw things in the fridge. We don't throw things in the fridge. All of you fuckers don't go out in the forest or anything. That's true. Yeah, but then again the kids don't go porn in woods. We have a lot of fun.

We have a lot of fun. We have a lot of fun. We have a lot of fun. We have a lot of fun. We have a lot of fun. We have a lot of fun. We have a lot of fun. We have a lot of fun.

We have a lot of fun. We have a lot of fun. We have a lot of fun. We have a lot of fun. We have a lot of fun. Discover porn in the woods like who is leaving this porn in the woods and why is it widespread? I think we need a holiday We need like a patron saint of hiding porn in woods. We all get a day off. We go out in the woods Strange place. Do you not have what was your first experience with pornography Gavin? Before we get to that all that thought you think about that. So let me pose this question to you. Okay How do you throw away a Bible? Can you throw away Bible? I was like, Joel, or Gus, we don't want this Bible anymore.

Throw it away. Could you just toss it? You just can't use it to your name, cause I knew it would be easy. You had no problem. I would leave it in a hotel. Could you throw away a Bible if I hand you a Bible, so we don't need this anymore? I think so, yeah.

I really could, I could, we could do it. I would do it, yes, I couldn't do it. I would leave it in a drawer of a hotel. Where are all the other Bibles are? So I just looked up, how do you dispose of a Bible? It's funny. Could you throw in a way in American flag? Joel? heavy harder. Really? That would be harder. I could toss away an American flag no problem. I thought it was the deal with the American mother fucker. Yeah,

but it's a flat. It's a fabric. It becomes sacred because it's your car now. All right, no, Joe's also from a military family. I'm from a Like so much so more religious family someone said like if in there if an American flag touches the ground You have to burn it. That's true. Well, it's what a wasted what was the money? Keep America same guy. He wanted to make a rope That's not a waste of money at all. We can make it out of American flag What do you mean? We can make American flag out of porn American flag Yeah, but, but.

Hide them in the woods. That wouldn't be cool. The rope thing is still cool. Together. It's a good point, Michael. Thank you for being here. Hey, American flag's always cool. It's just cool, it's a flag.

I also informed Gavin that you have to take an American flag down every night. That people come out and take it down and somebody's job to do that. Yeah. And it's just all like really old, like when will that not happen? Like it's tradition, but it's retouched on the tradition. When you got back from England, we talked about the fact that not happen like it's tradition but it's we talked about tradition when you got back from England we talked about the fact that you have like a fucking queen walking around your country going like rise up about tradition dude people come and see the queen it funds us tourism tourism it funds us so the we think of America as being a pretty young country because when

we remember when we were in Amsterdam and we were standing on a bridge that we realized is older than America. than the discovery of America was like the bridge was only 1350 but it's one of the oldest standing governments so it's like kind of an old stodgy country actually. Parliament was a... But US seems like a young country but to look at at some government wise to look at something from like a pure Efficiency point like a Monty point of view

Putting a flag up and down every night all over the country seems kind of like a waste of you Do you really want to government based on Monty? I agree Dude I'm with you. I agree with you. It's I mean, it's a lot of work Yeah, but everything isn't about pure efficiency Gavin. I think it should be now We're we're past at the point of like people do stuff because everything isn't about pure efficiency, Gavin. I think it should be now. We're past the point of like, people do stuff because they don't quite understand the way the world works. We know how the world works now.

Spins. Yeah, so the people in the South figure, the Chinese people choose to do that. But you don't have to do these old traditions. Yeah, but people don't necessarily do it because they have to, because they want to. The ones who keep that line. No, I think I generally agree with you and I think that we're definitely headed towards that right? We're definitely headed. I would hope so. I think we don't like the internet makes all that possible like everything

speeds up like just the right honestly the rise of atheism it seems like eventually the world would tend towards atheism over time either atheism or agnosticism. Sure like as a further way we get from biblical times, it's like nothing else is happening. Eventually, it's like- Well people, because of technology and advancements, people feel like they're in control of everything. They don't feel like there's this mystic unknown force anymore. Right. And it's a lot more faith-based instead of explanation-based.

Does it not seem like that has sped up dramatically in our lifetime? Absolutely. Yeah. And I'm saying one is preferable to the other, but it just seems like it has sped up. It has changed. Yeah, it's no question. And also, it's a concept of like governments and all that stuff and like war, the internet's changing that as well.

You know, my wife is a hardcore Republican. She's very conservative person. And she talks about like socialism and everything associated with, you know, you vote somebody to office and suddenly we're more socialist or we get healthcare and something we're more socialist. This internet makes everyone socialist. I mean, everyone wants everything in the internet to be free, they want access to everything, and it's like the thing you have to contribute

or you don't contribute, it's just like kind of up to you. The internet has changed more people's mindset than any of us. So is it like a subversive socialist plot to push their agenda through technology? No, it's a side effect. Side effect by a product. I don't have a conspiracy theory behind everything like that. It's just like it's a global thing that's already contributed. That's where I go. Conspiracy immediately. So what do you think is the preferred way to get rid of a Bible? Because I just looked it up. Recycle. I don't I didn't think there was one.

I think you just throw it away. Donate it to the shit. Donate it is one. And I guess it's recycling the same thing. But if you want to get rid of a Bible, if you want to dispose of it, how do you dispose of an American flag? You burn it, right? Right? Right? I was sure you burn it. It's a small piece. It's a last thing. So what if like a regular household just has an American flag? They have to somehow burn it. What do you do? Are you? You're fucking You're like, What do you do? If you put your flag out and burn it, you probably get trouble.

Are you? Maybe I'm right, but when other people burn our flags, we get pissed. It's so weird. Maybe you just just You're gonna be on the problem. I'm going to be on the problem. I'm just like, just someone dropped it on the way. They're showing great respect.

Are you? Are you? Are you only supposed to burn it when it's like damaged or like you can't just take it down I mean, no, we can theoretically take down the ground You're supposed to burn it. Okay, okay, but I'm saying like if you want to like retire your flag It's not just like I'm taking it down now and then you burn it. This is true. By the way, is it? Does it snow a bit legend that you have to burn it? I'm looking up snipes, but I have made you shit I think you used to I don't think you have to anymore. I mean, is it a law? It's like the rules of the gene of the convention.

It's just sort of weird rules. No one lives by them. But this is gonna infuriate Gavin. Do you know how you're supposed to get rid of a Bible? No, you're supposed to bury it. Come on! That's time to keep a gun in it You keep force porn in it

Bible too far. All right, let's see proper disposal of the American flag Did you leave an anger or in I think he drank too many beers and he needs to take a bathroom break How How dispose of a damaged American flag? Seag damaged. Yeah. United States flag code safe, the flag, when it's in such a condition that is no longer fitting emblem of display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning. dignified. Find a safe location away from any building tree, clear away any flammable debris, build a fire, such as a campfire or pod fire. Is so elaborate.

Cut the field out of the flag, separate the stars and stripes. Really? Place the flag on top of the fire with the field on top of the rest of the flag, which should be respectfully folded and watched be sure that it's burned safely and completely. I don't know where to start on the order. Here's what you do. If you're not committed, don't buy a flag. How many people have accidentally burned down their home because of a flag? Probably quite high knowing America? I don't know what's red about a guy who was trying to put a hole in his wall To hang a TV on it so he used a shotgun and

Blast and blasted his wife who was getting the mail out of the mailbox that's like the show They can't be true through the wall. No killed his wife because he was trying to hang a TV That's the kind of thing that happens in America No, no killed his wife because he was trying to hang a TV. That's the kind of thing that happens in America Listen happens everywhere one of my favorite stories ever You know, it's horribly tragic is the dude in turkey who he's getting married. Oh God And they fire off AK-47s and the groom killed the bride's father and eight of his relatives He lost control of the AK-47 Paul and fuck and He came from where he's 10, like, within. So, the only one you lose control of the gun, the first reaction is to keep squeezing?

Well, you're a cock, you're trying to control it so you can tense up, yeah. You keep firing. Paul! Alright, I got my numbers wrong, I feel like I should clarify here. A Turkish bridegroom actually killed three of his relatives and the father of the bride as he celebrated his wedding. Oh my god, he's so terrible, dude. I bet he did not get laid on his honeymoon. Yeah Good with your in-laws.

Eight other people were injured. He got laid at the funeral. God too soon. I wonder if anyone's ever been killed by a bullet falling back to earth. Yeah, it's happened. It has happened. I have heard of tumble They don't come as fast, but they will still kill you. They won't like go into your brain I've seen them also I haven't seen them for a time But I've seen pictures of them like reentering and coming through someone's roof and like into the room where they are Joel Christie Brinkley is 58 years old. How does she look this good? Joel just returned by the way. Look at her. God that's amazing. That's amazing. I just don't love about UK news. I got to a UK news site

about a Turkish wedding. Was it for Sun? No it's the male. UK male. Daily male? Daily male. And I went right from an article about somebody in shot in a wedding by accident too. I think legally in the UK you cannot run a website that's more than two clicks away from boobs. I, yeah, yeah. Do you, you don't have the equivalent of page three of the Sun in America. No, that doesn't exist Where does it's the naked girl in your use? Clearly we did you know that's that's one of the traditions What I absolutely it becomes damage if you have to burn it Be nice to know or

Joe you miss you missed the discussion. You don't just burn a flag. You have to build a bonfire, and you have to cut the field of stars out, and lay them on top of the rest of the flag to burn it. That is a LAMRIT! Wow. People would board.

That's back when they had no time. People didn't have the internet and TV. That was it. It's like they're talking about the minds and how they figured out like star calendars and well, that's because they had nothing else to fucking do Yeah, 2012 we're all gonna die thing we're halfway through 2012. Oh You concerned with the December 23rd 21st, I think 21st

Do you think everyone is secretly a little bit worried? No? No, you literally don't give a damn. I mean some people are thinking I mean it's like 2000 like every the thing That was weird to me was the solar flares That haven't happened for a while or some was it sunspots or something that sunspots went away Is that like a cycle or did they go? I don't know do this supposedly sick with maybe we should I'm pretty sure that thing up and shut up We should last some sunspots back around our side I'm gonna love to see you out in the last of the moon

Is it me or do people give a shit less about it? It seems like a couple of years ago, like two years ago, people were like, 2012, like way more. Now like, there was a movie different from it. Yeah, and then I even expose. Everyone's so, I know a guy that quit his job and was spending his savings because he was convinced it was gonna happen.

But, wait. That was like in 2010, I know a guy. And what is he doing now? And I was like, yeah. I don't know. He's in the bunker. I mean, it's just like, I haven't heard that in forever. I know a guy, and what is he doing now? And I was like, yeah. I don't know. He's in the bunker. It's just like, I haven't heard that in forever. We are on schedule to have the Euro imploded

by December 21st. So that, that is very likely. The Euro is going to implode? Really? So Joel, you're a money man. Is it good that my country didn't switch to the Euro or is it bad? It's great.

Is it? Yeah, you got troubles. Excellent. You got trouble. I thought it was a double dip recession over that in the UK It did not trouble it's you the troubles, but it's not gonna be nearly as bad for you guys We all of our good news is evaporated recently. We were having some good news They never had any good news. I mean it was all ISM numbers and CPI and all that stuff

It was all we're all leveraging up back in the wrong direction. We're like everyone's running bigger lines of credit That's not good. We want to pay down our credit So you know I'm annoyed about you know what I saw the credit problem by taking out more credit So are you still on the gold wagon like my gold? I'm still on the gold wagon. It's dipped a bit It's dipped a bit it has it's a I pulled out. I have a okay Here we go. Joel has to do we gotta keep it brief. We're gonna be wrapping up soon after this financial portion of the podcast I'm very proud of this do you know what that is the screenshot? That's a screenshot Portion of the podcast. I'm very proud of this do what that is the screenshot. That's a screen

It's very good. This is this is Joel's dollar cost averaging of his Apple stock is what it looks like, right? 9207 buying Apple 141 and in the economic I bought more bought more 178 177 prices of Apple saying it crashes in 2008. I bought more at a hundred. Yeah. So what's the lesson here, right? Apple at 107. Now it's 600. Yeah. Well, same thing we've gold. Doesn't matter.

Long term investment. So you have to go through a few dips. I like that. It went down that significantly. And you just like double down. Yeah, but it's one of those things. It's the definitely the gut check is when there's a huge and massive drop off like there was in 2008.

There were people who will sit there and say, this is a buying opportunity. Yeah. And we saying the world is in the name. You have to understand to the point where you have a conviction. You do not have conviction. And it starts to go down. You'll throw it out and you'll sell. An important thing to remember is

you don't lose money till you pull out. That money is gone. You're in the market. Yeah, so the same thing that I'm too, is like, but you had to admit in 2008, there were a lot of people saying that the model might now be not the same. That it's what we all traditionally saw as being valuable stocks are gone.

Whether stocks are even valuable, like the whole thing was in question in 2008. The whole system in general. I mean, there's so many variables that's just, I don't know, back then the Fed was like, had short-term interest rates to a point where they could move them down. And when they can move them down, that's gonna be good for the market. Well, now we're zero. Can they make them negative?

Well, they'd like to. I mean, it is kind of negative in a way because it's like, again, if you've got your money into savings account, you're losing 2% of the work. Joel has been very steady on this for a long period of time. I mean, this goes back like three or four, five years now. I'm committed. And Joel is like, like, back off of other things. I don't know if you know this or not. Joel is like he's done with Vegas, I think. I don't think Joel is going back to Vegas.

Well, it's like a great night. Last couple of times I've been like, like this place. And I noticed that you're, we should go. Wallpaper for your desktop is a budget card. I feel like a great app for that. But yeah, it's so. Yeah, I don't know any more. I think I use that same one. The counting? Yeah. The plus number is minus. I still can't do it. You can do it.

I'm trying to get you to do it. I can do it. I just asked, one more thing. I only talked to John LePolka. These are all conversations. As someone who's moved from the UK I've got no credit Racing like I could read it UK, but it reached because it doesn't carry over to here from any power credit

No agencies they said when I went with him when you went to get his phone and they said that he had no credit It's I took it I'd really like 500 bucks to pause it anyway. How do you build credit the fastest? Well, I don't even know the amount of variables. You just get to get credit card take on debt And there's a lot of very good credit card But you can't get one because you have no credit now you can get a pure credit card So you put up $300 and then you have $300 limit on the card and then you build that up slowly over time And then you get an actual credit card I helped someone I know get out of just awful debt

We'll credit card. I helped someone I know get out of just awful debt Offal debt so good advice for anyone looking to make credit all right. We got we got to wrap up where we're gonna go eat lunch today Hey, I don't know what you say? Yeah, we should say there was a stake place around here. Hey, let's let's talk for just a moment about RTX because we're We're running up like lots of guests for RTX as well because you're working on the exhibition side But I've been working pretty hard on the panel slash celebrity. Yes, I yeah, we just announced a lot of them the other day. I think we announced daily grace grace hell big is coming and Hannah Hart from my she's awesome. She's awesome. If you've never seen daily grace before you should definitely watch Also my drunk kitchen Hannah Hart. Do you ever watch my drunk kitchen? Oh? I haven't but I'm a hilarious watch your emery

But I know the first time she is great. Well, we went we're not to LA. Yeah, yeah Live crew girls who we've talked about in this podcast. How they're we not invite them. They.M.R.E. But I know the first time she is great. Well, we went, we're not to L.A. Yes. Yeah. Live crew girls who we've talked about in this podcast, how they're not invite them, they're phenomenal. Yeah. Megas 64. Megas 64, is that, are they going to hold a panel? They're going to be in the main theater after us.

They should hold a panel where they just have a couch and then they pull people in the audience to make them sit in between them and then just pepper them with insults. It's hard. Maybe they can really hammer you when they want to and then I think I think see manners Yes, see manners is coming and I'll even say his name right because I always say sin anners and I get oh Say Sean anters for his lover. He's a Sean anner And then I just see and I think it's coming as well So we're trying to work all that stuff out and then have more people coming

So we'll do a more complete list later, but you guys should definitely come to RTX in Austin, Texas. You can check it out at RTX event calm We may have a drug panel Maybe we'll we'll we should you guys will have two panels and so I was writing the description for those panels And the idea is that half the people will come to one and then the next day the other half people will come to our second panel What the same panel? It's just three guys or five guys on it, so yeah, it's just our panel. It's which Q&A.

I put them, I realize there's no way we can tell people not to come to the second day, so we're going to figure something out there. I was thinking it might be fun to have like a acting panel where you distribute sides out to the people and then maybe pull people on stage and have like an acting panel. Well, we have, we'll see.

We have it, and people want it. We have an educational tract, which is like how we do what we do here Mm-hmm, and there is a voice actors panel which is essentially the entire cast the freelancers That's good. Yeah, so they talk about how they got jobs in voice acting that's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah Yeah, so check it out by a ticket if you haven't it's a big question We get asked is like how do we get a job at Ruchertief? But really what people are asking is how do we get a cool job? Well like how do I get a job online or how do I get a job working with video games?

So we have in the educational track we have how we do what we do. And then there's even ones like how we get how people got their jobs at Rucheteeth. And then there's alternate careers in media like this one like Aaron Lemay, who helped design St. Row. He's coming in talk about it's an art director. He's going to do portfolio reviews, right? Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, that's really cool. So we're going to have a lot of stuff like that. See, those are great awesome legitimate panels. It's a whole separate-

Those are good. Yeah, it's a whole separate. Any panel out of talking about was gonna be not legitimate panels. Well, illegitimate panels, are you talking about? illegitimate, that's a convert. illegitimate, okay. illegitimate voice-taking, okay.

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