Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #166

Episode Date: May 16, 2012

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Twisted metal, streaming only on peacock. Welcome to the Rooster Teeth Podcast. Welcome to the Rooster Teeth Podcast. I wonder what you could be listening to. It's the Rupert Heath podcast. Yeah, that was a highly varied set of lyrics in that song. Just so you know, he wanted the person who submitted that song wanted us to know that that is in a acoustic bass. Oh, that's important to know. You've learned today that's an acoustic bass.

I forget what the guy's name was, something hatchet. I remember it was a very violent name. What did it be rude for me to say that I would like it like a teeth count on that guy? I'm guessing he's... Oh jeez, I know. That is surely a pretty addibly racist. Why would that be racist? It's not the most racist start to a podcast yet. No, no. No. Probably not. How is that possibly racist? Well, it may be a small stereotypical in racist. Stereotypical I'll go with. I'll go with that good morning everyone You can make fun of white people all day. I'm assuming that gets white

You can make fun of white who all day I get I don't get to play the racist card ever so that means I get to make fun of white people as well I get to do that. Yeah, you can't take that away from You're white you can make fun of your own people right is that that's the way it works Right and I'm doing all kind of a borderline awful start here Is it also that you can you can make fun of people who you'll marry to as well that race? I don't know I You think I can book somewhere I suddenly want to I think I think I'm gonna start referring to all my white friends as honky's yeah, like my honky's yeah

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna take it back honky like my honky's yeah I'm gonna do it I'm gonna take it back Can I think it's ridiculous when people start a sentence with I'm not trying to be racist but Whenever someone starts to sense with I'm not trying to blank, but you big told me back like when someone says No offense and then they say the most defense That really offense you Yeah, it's like it's like a like a okay. I'm gonna say something fucked up, but you can't get mad at me. Yeah That that and the other thing I hate is can I ask you a question? Fucking ask the question god damn it all the time. Oh, I bet I do that all

Hey, let me ask you a question. Can I ask you a question? You know the worst thing is is when They send you an email or on Xbox live. They send you a message that says hey, will you write me back? I just need to ask you something and it's like I just read your thing. Why didn't you ask me the question? I'm just saying is worse. I can't stand it. Someone just adds at the end of what they say. I'm just saying yeah Yeah, like what is what is that adding like what are you trying to communicate by saying that? Oh saying I like to think that everything that comes out my mouth Like hits the purpose of one

Even that didn't hit the purpose. I know, but I feel you're my honky. I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey. What did you say yesterday? We were walking back from the annex and Gavin, I were talking, and he said something, and I looked at him, I said, I just want to live in your head for a day.

I just want to know what that thought process is. It's okay, I'm going back in there. Do you want to know something really scary? So, you may not realize it, but you quoted Red versus Blue when you said that. That's the Red versus Blue line. Oh, that's right.

That's right. That's the caboose. Man, I just want to live in your head for like five minutes. What did you say? We don't know a back-to-do complaining that it was code in there. And I was saying that if you put a load of aborigines in an air conditioner room, they'll die. Oh, I can't really say that.

They're not even. They're not even. They're not even. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's come back. I'm going really say that. Fuck, fuck, fuck. I got this to that. Wait, wait, wait, let's get back on those things. So, if you take average knees, I'm assuming natives from Australia, that's what you mean? Okay, who are used to incredible heat? Incredible heat. You put them in an air-conditioned room. That body just, you know, doesn't react very well at all.

What would happen? They get pneumonia or something. What? What? It's 78 degrees in here. Ooh. or something. What a burr, it's 78 degrees in here. It immediately develops pneumonia and die. Like how long would this take, would you have to leave me there for like two years? I don't know, it's not like an oven, it's not like a pre-cooler room and then put them in. I don't know.

Dude, this morning was awesome. I was probably in the building about 20 seconds before the podcast died. That's a good way to go. Yeah, just walk straight in, everything was set up and I just sat down his book. I was great Yeah, must be amazing. Well Gavin who wasn't officially a podcast until you showed up Thank you very much. Do we have to introduce ourselves or anything? Sure. Yes, it's been about four minutes. Go ahead You I am Gavin Brennan Gus and this is Bernie Burns. I don't think I've been on a podcast with Brandon I was about to say we haven't hung out on a podcast And it's like double the stupid. This is the hey, no Don't do this. That's why we're sitting in this okay. We're on one side of the table you guys around the other

It does seem like a little bit like an interrogation doesn't it? Yeah, so here you guys can actually help us a little bit because Gus and I had this discussion the other day Because there was some advance in robotics I read about and then there was another advance I read about in AI technology like they'd done something actually the deep into robotics would you read about this the Japanese butt that responds to slaps and tickles no they developed a robotic they developed a robotic butt that is it like responds to touch that of course this this is for medical purposes. It's just like, just clench up. What do you mean? What do you mean?

No, somebody's gonna look at me. What is a medical application of a robotic butt? I don't know. I mean, it's a really specific body. Why the butt? Why not? They're like, what do we need to get the butt working on? Slaps and tickles.

Look at what I'm pooping on there later. I'm sure that's just the sales presentation, guys. That's just the sizzle. That's the gays to sell it. I'm sure there's an actual practical application for it. Hey, baby, love that wiggle. I think it was like a roll like a, you could connect it up remotely over the net

and so you can slap the butt maybe here and someone in your cuts could feel it or something like that. So there's no medical application. This is just a poor napkin. What do you mean? So you slap the robot ass here and someone in your coulds could feel it or something like that. So there's no medical application. This is just a poor napkin. So you slapped the robot us and someone's us. What you told that they have that like the Japanese have a thing where you can

transmit a kiss. It's like a box. Right. It's like a box that has a straw on it and the straw has a bend. So imagine when going to the bendy straws with a 90 degree angle. And then you put that in your mouth and

you twirl it with your tongue and the other person puts their straw in their mouth and it's like you can transmit a intimate kiss. So you're tungling each other through the internet with a straw, right? Really? I forgot about that. That was a long time ago.

You did it with a flashlight. Yeah, Gavin and Gavin. Gavin is in awe trying to figure this out but Brandon's like trying to figure out how to pre-order this thing. I look at the robotic butt, but what we were talking about was, so robotics like, do you think in our lifetime that we're headed towards like a free standing walking robot that can think for itself? No, it's gimmick.

You really think so? That was a very fast response. It's like 3D. It's like, don't make it and nobody will care. But you think they will make it. The the technology will be capable of making that right? You know you're saying by one autonomous. I'm saying like you see in the movies like we have robots that walk around and it's like a Person your house that you buy or hire and they help you with your daily life. I would buy one if it was a stereotype I will get you tea stuff like that. I wish everyone could have seen your I will get you to stuff like that. I wish everyone could have seen your robot impersonation, your mannerisms there.

Apparently, getting to you is doing you like robotic karate chops. But doesn't Honda have the Asamo already? Yeah, and I think that was the advanced and robotics that I read about was apparently Asamo has made huge leaps and bounds, no pun intended, from what we've seen previously. It would be like Siri, where you test out what it could do and you'll realize it's not helpful anyway and you'll leave it in the corner. Well I think you know, Siri was supposed to learn from everybody using it. Siri is worse today. We talked about

supposed to be better. Yeah, it got dumb, because it got exposed to everybody. It's like a hive mind of our collective dumb. It is. It gets it so you literally think about how do you learn from people not knowing stuff like Siri wears my keys or whatever. I mean it's like all you get asked all they is dumb things. It's like to do it to be who don't know stuff. Siri doesn't have eyes. Do you think it wonders what keys are? It's like what the fuck are keys and why are people always losing them? Yeah I wonder if some part of the internet has at this point become can self-aware. Can stuff become self-aware? Or is that still sci-fi? Like still sci-fi. sorry. But like AI can't, let's say I'm gonna learn about it itself, yeah.

Spray it and let me give you the talk. You can't, what do you want? Like AI can learn stuff, right? Yeah, give me an example. Well, like, I saw a robot where you can show it a thing and be like, this is a bus, like a toy bus, and then know what a bus is. Just by just learning. Like learning.

Could you show it other buses? And would it know that those were buses? OK. Would it only recognize that specific bus? Maybe it would recognize the shape and assume bus. Well, you take the bus away and put a line there. Does it want the bus back? Does it get sad?

Yeah. So we're not yet at the point where it can stop freaking out. Freaking out. No, but I do occasionally, there's a guy we know who believes his version of what the apocalypse is going to be. I like, what is your version, Gavin? What do you think the, how is the world gonna be destroyed? By man.

Yeah, by man. So like a war of time. Specifically. I reckon it's the world will end when someone goes, I wonder what this does. Ah! Like blows the atmosphere off or something. So what is the atmosphere off?

You're like a 50 sci-fi movie. So it's an attempted scientific discovery that goes all wrong? And destroys the hobby at all. Or someone just builds a ridiculously overpowered weapon that knocks us out of orbit or something. There's no purpose in here. Like a Doomsday device.

Yeah, some tools. Marks us out of orbit. Just like an explosion so so big it affects the earth in some orbital way like it speeds up The day or something so you're you seem to be keen on a man-made Astronomical event like something will happen to affect the earth in a grand way Well, what NASA like blowing up bits of the moon or at some point? No Yeah, don't you remember tell us about it. Yeah I was right. I thought you said something else.

I just don't have another conversation about the damn moon in this podcast. The turns out the moon's moving away from Earth, not towards Earth. If we have another discussion about bad science, we will get tons of e-mails,mails so many e-mails last week about our bad science. They were just ripeness Like the big thing was your earth is expanding thing We kind of gloss over that I wish we had jumped on that. You don't know It's a it's a theory that makes more sense than the reality. No, no, yeah What's the theory and sense than the reality. No. At this point. No. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What's the theory? And what's the reality?

The reality is that plate tectonics pushed all the continents apart. Right. Go ahead. Yeah. Yeah, and the theory, and the theory, the simulation I watched was just, it makes more sense if the Earth was expanding to force that to happen. So when, like, longer ago, the Earth was tiny. The thing is, we didn't link that thing that I was talking about.

Yeah, people should watch it, and it's like, yeah, that makes sense, I believe that. I'll go with that one. I made the thing you were watching. I know. Some dude. Alex Jones. Who's that? So in your theory, the earth was small and it was entirely land.

And then it expanded and the land mass is cracked apart. Well, in a core of the earth is molten, isn't it? Yeah, it is. So that will affect, depending on how it cools, will affect the size of the earth is molten, isn't it? Yeah it is. So that will affect, depending on how it cools, will affect the size of the earth. Yeah, we'll affect the size of the earth. Okay. When stuff changes temperature, it expands and contracts and different.

If you contract, the only thing that expands when it freezes water, the only thing that expands when it freezes. It's very important. It's the only thing that expands when it freezes. It's one of the most magical compounds we have. It's why life exists on Earth. Yeah. Everything is more dense as a solid than it is as a liquid.

If you take a brick of steel and drop in molten steel, it will sink. Water is the only thing that if you take the solid form of it and put it in the liquid form of it, it floats on itself. It's very strange. Because the oxygen. No, it's because of the way the bonds are in the molecules and the way they line up when they become a solid they can only line up in certain ways and that makes a larger essentially lattice. So can you freeze water in a different way and make it more dense than the liquid? Yeah, like what are

different ways of freezing things? What do you think would be good nitrogen? Absolutely and that makes dense water. That's it The whole way to the conversation you are looking at me with like the most creepy looking. I I just is that creamy to my eyes and watering And you can like you can super cool stuff and it will freeze different in different ways You can super cool like you can chill water down below freezing before it freezes And then add an impurity and it will freeze instantly. Yeah, I've seen it's like that trick People do when they take a beer out of the freezer and then they like tap it and hold thing for you Yeah, well, like you drop a sugar lump into it and I'll just instantly freeze. Okay, you we get into this debate often

What's super cold water? No Celsius and Fahrenheit Oh God, here we go, there we go Okay, we get into this debate often. What? It's a cool world. No, Celsius and Fahrenheit. Oh, God. Here we go again. Everyone thinks Celsius is so important because it makes sense because it's based on the freezing point of water and the boiling point of water, right? That 100 is great. We've made our arguments about why Fahrenheit is better.

Well, here's the other thing. I gotta say, the boiling point of water doesn't fucking matter to the average person. I realize we boil water a lot. Nobody measures the temperature of the water to boil it. Yeah, just fucking boiling. When it's boiling, you're boiling. I mean, it's either boiling or not. If you're outside, if you're encounter any temperature near that, it doesn't matter what temperature it is.

You're fucking dead. It's also like you don't need to be able to measure that. Like you don't need a thermometer. You don't put a thermometer in a pot of water to boil it. It's almost there. You never do that. Because when you boil something, it hits in Fahrenheit, it hits 212 and stop. We were talking about this the other week.

Everything's a base based on tan, isn't it? We were talking about counting stuff. It's easy to have a boiler 100. Why? Why? What do you mean why? Why have 100 and then have 101? But you never, you don't need to know it. You don't need to know a hundred degrees because you never use it

Have you ever seen a hundred on a on a thermometer hit ever? I've never seen two 12 hit on a thermometer because you don't measure it Why have a value never measure? I'm sure scientists measure. Yeah, but so they can use it they have Kelvin I mean, it's like it's like it's like you know what something boils like you just add heat to it like water for instance You add as much heat as you want to it. It the temperature is the pot raises up to two 12 the water inside Then it stops while water is boiling. It is two 12 until it's done boiling Well, either way far ahead is based off some dude's wife's armpit. So that's a great

Is it really yeah? No, I's a great question. Is it really? Yeah. No, I just looked that out. Is that true? Yeah. No, no, no. Yeah. You know what you're talking crazy?

Well, we're talking about how crazy water is. I was working out at the pool this weekend and I can say we take water for granted. You know what's really cool is evaporation. Like the fact that you can just, I had to dry off a bunch of shit, so I was thinking about this. That you could just like spread water out thin and eventually it's just gone. It just evaporates. When I was in first grade, I was fascinated by evaporation.

Yeah. And I wanted to see it happening, so I like I filled a bowl with water and I sat outside all day staring at it. And I never saw it. But then like looking back, it's like the water was gone when you left, like I didn't make the connection as a kid, but the water wasn't, was, was less, it was almost all gone, but I didn't see it, as a kid that the water wasn't was was less it was almost all gone But I didn't see it so it didn't exist to me You expect me to see like wavy like yeah, I don't know what I expected like steam or wavy lines are all up so what just rising up up

Yeah, okay, let's go. Let's talk about hot chicks for a second. We need to break it here. Oh, I wanted to talk about Minecraft All right, but here's the thing that I was gonna ask you guys about so Robotics and artificial intelligence and all that stuff. That stuff we know is coming. So there's always these technologies that we know are going to exist and we just don't have them. And Gus and I were having a discussion of, what is the technology that probably existed that we were aware of for the longest amount of time,

but we just couldn't harness it, whatever it was. And it just took somebody coming along to develop it. Well, you made a technology that now exists. I gave you a good one. The longest one I could probably think of is flight. Like, people wanted to fly for fucking ever. You know, they saw birds and there was like, I was playing Assassin's Creed and there's, you know,

Leonardo da Vinci's in there. Which is the idiot. It's like the stupidest cameo in there. But he's got the flying machine in there. But like, people tried to fly for thousands and thousands of years before these two dopes, you know. I would say. I'd say fly.

I'm too long, he's figured it out. I'm too long, he's figured it out. Wireless technology was a big deal. I mean, talking on a phone that's not connected to anything. Yeah. I mean, they didn't predict that very well. Like, you see all these shows from the 50s and 40s or whatever, where they predict a future, maybe like Thunderbirds or something where everything's futuristic.

Yeah, never predicted mobile phones though. Those are predict like the video calling and show like that. Video calling was one that was forever. Yeah, it's like we were going to have this eventually. They had stuff demonstrating that like back in the 40s. Yeah, and then 18T have like a video calling service in the 90s. You could pay a ton of money for it. But it looked like crap.

Yeah, it was like a 320 by 240 little image Like it was like 10 frame no sure four frames a set so you buy one I might not have been afraid you might just push the frame every three or four seconds Yeah, there was a sharper image phone where you can push a button and send your photo your like So what percentage of dicks We're the like all the photos were it was sent one you only imagine Who the people who bought one knew someone else you had one? percentage of dicks were the like all the photos were it was what you were going to imagine. Who are the people who bought one knew someone else you had one?

Yeah, that was things someone else had to have one and send it. Yeah. Like electricity. It seems like electricity has been around for centuries. Yeah, but I don't think that. I don't think that would have been a thing that people were looking for. I think they would have understand that you could harness it. I can understand flight.

I wish I could fly. But I wouldn't have thought I wish I could move electrons and crap so I can power a bowl or something. Yeah, no you're saying mixed total sense It's like lightning is existence. I still don't like the way you're looking at me. No This is the list. I actually am interested. Maybe they could have been interested in light like you know living in a cave Yeah, they're like I don't want to I don't I wish I didn't have this fucking torch I wish they were just something I could have that illuminated everything without having a burn and make smoke Yeah, you'd be like a hipster. You know this fucking kill that They had the moon and the sun. They did have the moon and the sun very good point

Yeah, like did they know the sun the moon wasn't a minute. Why are we talking about the moon again? Gavin Gavin makes a good point though is that somebody could see a lightning bolt right yeah, and Gavin Gavin makes a good point though is that somebody could see a lightning bolt right yeah and They might not apply that and say okay that I see that lightning bolt I can turn that into something that I could use that doesn't seem like something that's possible So who it's gonna sound like a really good question who invented electricity Because we have an American tale of where electricity came from and I don't think probably Gavin you would know it I don't know what I mean. I don't know Well, I mean there was friction and stuff that created sparks. They probably invented that way before.

You know, they were using electricity. I think they were using it in the invented friction. I remember my history, but I think I took my split some wheels. Some were not actually developed friction. You know, like charge particles. Yeah. If people using like material and fabric and furl that they would have had, they probably would have had static electricity.

It's a static electricity. Yeah. Where they just like scuff their feet on the carpet and shock each other. We don't cough it. Just saying like how much sooner before Ben Franklin did people theorize that you can maybe harness electricity? OK.

So tell us who invented electricity. Invented. And you know what I mean? He discovered, I suppose, that you could... Um, what did it add to it? Aren't there some electricity? I mean, that's horseshit though, right? Because if Ben Franklin is really the guy who discovered whatever, you know,

utilized electricity for the first time, he's like the most important guy in history. That's like his thing. I mean, fuck all the government stuff. That can't even be true, right? That's just the fucking... That's gotta be made up. That's just like a urban legend or a myth So I mean a lot of people were probably doing it at the time other people were flying while the white brothers were flying No, don't be like that. I'm just saying like there's a lot going on and like some people get a lot of publicity and some people don't

Yeah, so if I were to create anyone for the electricity it would be at a center Tesla Oh, I suppose they were getting dangerously close to a Tesla combination now I'm not there not their latest podcast ever by the way, but he was like a freak of nature He was awesome. He was he's from the future He was he must have liked looked around all the people he knew and all the technology those around have just been like Not that can you imagine if that would you like if you went back to the 1800s? You like you didn't have shit like your iPhone doesn't work like You like you didn't have shit like your iPhone does it work like I got it started to be shit to get my iPhone back He was like he was doing stuff that just didn't make any sense for a human born in that time period like that little vibration machine He had where he could like

Like match the resonance of an object to the point where he could literally shake it apart I don't think I've ever heard about nor have I the little earthquake machine. What happened? I should go to I mean there's of that nor have I to a little earthquake machine. What happened all of the shit? I mean, there's so many people that are so interested in Tesla. How come nobody's recreating like stuff say you had an iron bar, okay, it would be rock solid. You literally wouldn't be able to do sure I would like a good iron bar. I'm a third DQ to work and I even got that he would like Make make it vibrate at a certain frequency that matched the frequency of this iron bar to the point where it would be bending like crazy

like like properly moving like this properly and uh but you know you couldn't it wouldn't be it would be rock solid to a human's touch. Sounds like Tesla owes me a new iron bar that's what I'm hearing about. I think it that's like the wind resonance of a like the harmonics of a bridge if you see that before. Yeah it's a similar sort of thing. Suspension bridge. Well, you know, I know it's a myth that Tesla like strapped something to the foundation of a building and had it vibrating to the point where they thought it was an earthquake. The people in the building thought it was an earthquake.

That's pretty awesome. Actually, but it wasn't. I thought the building can't have one frequency that it resonates at. I don't know. It must have been like some. There's different materials in there. Yeah, it seems like a resonance that you could get it going and then

Match it seems like it seems like you could force a resonance on something and then also Like I think everything is the same rhythm. It would just keep it going. Well. Yeah. It has a frequency Everything has its own I think different components like you could you can tinge a glass and it'll make a noise And if you blast that same frequency back at it it would will smash. But did you ever strap it to a human? That'd be cool. But a building is a lot more complex structure than a glass. I think midbusters like tested it.

I think they may be disproved it. Have you ever seen the time traveling hipster? Like the photo of the guy at some thing to the guy right there with the glasses on? I think some same stuff. Photo from the 90. We'll a photo from the 90s. We'll put this in the linked up. Is that real? No, no, it's not photoshopped.

How do you know? Because they found it in some archive. It's an actual photo. I love how the banner add on that website is sunglasses. Yeah, no kidding, right? It is. It's a short description of the photographs as shown in the virtual Pioneer museum from British Columbia the image can be seen specifically on this page among other items of the online exhibit

It is from 1940 and it's like some dude who looks like he's a hipster from you know right now Yeah, from like Greenwich fillage who to show up with this bridge to think of that guy is like a wrinkly I'll do it dead is is kind of weird. He He looks very much Oh, do you get wrapped up in that when you see pictures of you know people? I get wrapped up in that one as you pictures of hot chicks from a long time ago I don't like watching old movies now like I was watching Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory the first Old movie guests. Yeah, no, but just thinking like I miss these people are dead There's so many old people yeah, Gene Wilder's alive But I think he means like the grandparents, but that's not most of the people. That's like three characters. It's the fucking beginning of the movie.

A lot of people have visited. Is Gene Wilder alive? Well, he's a lot of people. He's a lot of people. No, it's a little. Then Gene Wilder, whatever. I think we talked about some podcasts before. He's like one of those people you just assumed dead. Christopher Lloyd, I think you do

as soon as dead. No, I don't just remember to assume Gene Wilder's dead. I wouldn't assume. You just had questions. You just asked, is is he dead gene wilder was born Jerome silverman Hold us in good tonight. He is 78 years old. No, so it's kicking it I wish the basketball game last night here's a question. Do you guys know who guild a radner is? Yes, you do okay? Because he was married to guild a runner and we go ahead about your basketball game Well, that was a guy in the game called his last name was world peace

Yes, extremely lame. He changes into world peace. Yes, extremely lame. They changed his name to world peace Yes, welcome to a mere sports. Yeah, formerly Ron our toe. Yeah, don't tell them that By the way, his name is world peace. Ron our test before he changed the name to world peace He he was best known for going into the stands and punching out a bunch of He looks to each other massive brawl was he with the Pacers Pacers, yeah, God, that was crazy. Yeah, it was insane. What somebody do you drink at him and asked him, bro, was he with the... Pacers. Pacers, Pacers, yeah. God, that was crazy. Yeah, it was insane.

What did somebody do? Drinking him or something like that? Someone threw a beard him, and then he got up, and he ran after the guy, but it turns out, it was the wrong guy. Wow. He had beating that guy. And then like, the other player's ran into the stands, it was awesome. It was pretty great.

It was pretty brutal. I'm actually going to a basketball game, my first one I'll launch the spurs play because in England I support a football team called Tottenham Tottenham hot spurs and that is the spurs so I figured I'd come and show support for that Let me cook them, I want to see if they might exactly why you would do that I want to see if my chance still apply Whenever I go to other countries I visit rooster farms, no you Yeah, duh and Dennis offices I can't get enough of that.

So who are they playing? Who is this first playing tonight? The Clippers. Oh, good luck with that. Is that right? Are the Clippers a playoff? Yeah, they advance past the first round. It's like, I heard this the day.

It's only the third playoff series in like 40 years. I must have been out of the basketball game for a while because I did other Clippers. Well, Chris Humphrey's plays for the Clippers, right? Chris Paul. The dude who was married to Kim Kardashian. Oh, I do not follow. That guy is an athlete.

The guy that made him to the Kardashian. Blake Griffin? Is that his name? Yeah, Blake Griffin plays for the Clippers. Yeah, he's playing tonight. You have sex with Kim Kardashian. You are a super athlete. We saw Reggie Bush jump like 10 yards.

That was amazing, dude. We saw that when the Clippers are in the playoffs now. I'm gonna see what Kanye West gets into now. You are a team card at. That's enough of that. You want to talk about Minecraft? I do want to talk about Minecraft. Well guys, I'm actually gonna bolt because I'm going

to New York City right now. And I'm gonna do something very, very cool, which will, I guess, when does the podcast come out? Probably after I'm all done. Yeah. But I'm going to, I get to sit in on the Howard Stern wrap-up show. That is a big deal.

It's the big leagues. Fucking awesome. So it's like a podcast. Exactly. It's identical to this podcast. I watched him on, um, America's Got Talent. Well, Howard Stern is not on the Howard Stern

Wrap-up show. That's true. It's true. Did you know that the prize for America's Got Talent is $1 million paid over the span of 40 years? That's the way lottery's worked your too. How does that work? I mean, that's like 25 grand a year. Uh, nope. I don't think you did. They might build in the interest into the prize. So how much a million?

A million over 40 years. I mean, I can make a million in 40 years, isn't there big deal? Yeah, but it's just extra money you don't have to worry about. It's like every month you get a couple extra grand. Plus, I mean, isn't the real value of winning that? What happens to you afterwards? Yes. I mean, why don't I just give you a million lump? You don't know. 40 years. 40 years. So what is that? What's 40? That's 25 grand other than you really? Yeah, it's 25 grand a year. You're absolutely right. That's what he must do. You must be working on this all right 25 grand a year Places that will take your annuities and winnings like if you have a large long-term payout and they'll just give you a lump

Some upfront to take over the the long-term payments. They do that if it's like the state lottery I don't know if they're gonna do that for a production company running a popular TV show. But I assume that the push company doesn't run the fund. I assume there's a third party. Maybe. Something it's insured. That might be business. That might be part of the deal though.

I mean, it's like, you know. It just seems like when it actually comes down to you winning any sort of prize, it's never as good as it seems. But I assume that the variety or whatever, the prestige that comes with it. I mean, America's got talent. Of course, like for something. You're going to make something sound as good as it possibly can. Yeah.

But if so much time I just want a million dollars, not be like that. So what you're going to buy and they'd be like, I'm just going to put a use car, a couple of grand away every month. That's not every month, yeah. Because after, is it after taxes? I mean, there wouldn't be taxes. It wouldn't be $25,000. Well, it wouldn't be $ don't be four but it would be twenty five thousand dollars there's no tax level twenty five thousand no but you still have to pay taxes because it's

a lot of you winning we're sweetfix winning wow it's a win fall yeah wow yeah sounds terrible it sounds like effort well i mean it's you know i mean you you're getting twenty five thousand dollars for four years for getting on stage and singing or juggling with your mouth. What are they doing on the show? I don't know. It shouldn't be cool. America's got talent. Why not? Should we call America's got some freaking lunatics? I wish the guy likes to stick needles through his face. I don't want to watch that kind of thing. Really? Yeah. So Wait, so what's it's based on a bridge show, it though, isn't it? Bruns got talent. It's a Simon Calcio. Is it really psycho?

So it's Simon Cal the one of the judges on the great show? Oh yeah, he, well he used to be. I don't think he does that anymore. Really? He's been eating him. He's moved on from his lunch to eat here. He's going to say, I'll tell you what he gets bored. But it's not a bad thing. I mean, you go on a show for, you know, one season and you get 25 grand for 40 years. That's even for life, basically. Yeah, I mean, I was printed down. I would turn it down. I wouldn't turn it down I wouldn't brag about it either your man that you can't live off of it. It's still a lot of money. Yeah, like You pissed off

That it when you break it down and it doesn't sound as sweet as when you just summarize basically I want the lifestyle of a guy who just won a million dollars. I don't want the lifestyle of a guy who makes 25 grand a For not doing anything though. That's just 25 grand a year. For not doing anything though. That's just excellent. I'm free of money. I think to have his math, he still has to work after $1 million.

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm out of it. Live off of it. But it's actually my work out in your benefit, because if you've got a million dollars, you would get heavy on taxes for it. You'd probably make about 600,000. I would rather have 600,000 than 25 grand every year for 40 years. We gotta discuss the...

Hey, Jack is gonna come take my place We got to discuss the economic to that why what would you do is 600,000? Just gonna men over there Just do whatever I buy an acid lion for Scott damn shut up with the fucking I am so sick about hearing this goddamn car. Why don't you just get the first fucking thing out of your mouth? How many ladies would you get with Asda and Ryan? You? You? I'm gonna guess zero.

Can I tell you what? I'm talking about most people in America when they see an Asda and Martin driving down the road. They don't recognize it. They don't know it's a $180,000 go. I'll go and live in England then. But that's a problem. Then you have to live in England. By the way, now you did live in England. By the way, now you only have 400,000 because you live in England.

And their taxes are so much higher! And your annual $400,000 is worth 200,000 pounds! So you still have a lot of 80% of your money in one move! Alright gentlemen, I will see you on Thursday! Good luck! Enjoy the rest of the podcast without me! Good luck buddy, but hey audience get ready for some suck! Bye buddy!

What's up guys? I was up Jack! you know what i missed oh we just talked about the moon again yeah you know boring stuff talk about robotic butts that you can slap of course all people that used to be no i read about the japanese video game where you have to shove stuff up a bite no no no you should have your finger up a bit yeah finger up but it a button. That's what it was. Okay. That's a real thing By the way, yeah, so it's the thing we're talking about hey, you just take your soda. We didn't talk about being dead again

I'm gonna get a memo. Oh Hey, wait wait wait, what you two gonna you tell me this right? Would you two gonna ambush me at lunch the other day at Greenmaskeet? What are we gonna do? We're gonna ambush him Okay, can I join in with something something? We tried to break your mind. We actively, we had some experience to get people trying to fuck with you and you didn't even notice. Yeah. We know how picky you are about the way that you receive stuff like information and so

it was me and Gav and Jordan who makes the RT animated ventures. We spent an entire week sending you aims with everything in quotes. Okay, okay. Oh, God damn it. What was that? What was that? What the sp... Oh my gosh, it just stood up and threw his headphones off. And you...

I was going through all my settings. I was doing Google searches. Oh, my goodness, didn't go in I was like, I'm not going in I was like, I'm not going in I didn't do the reaction anyway, which is why I was getting in the right I was typing like, for four days I was typing and I think I'm quite So I was like, I feel like I'm in an update to my own and I think, where is this setting?

What is all of my thing? I was talking to you specifically just so I could type in quotes I was making conversations with you I'm ready, and I'm not ready type in quotes I was making conversation with you I was making conversation with you I was making conversation with you I was making conversation in my court it's like it's like it's gotta be aim because I've been talking about self-conversational well three of you have seen it uncommitted I was like why is it all in one I really do have to go explain them exactly what we were doing so all these times what we were doing so we would we would talk every aim message we

were sending to Gus we would start with a quote and then with a quote so everything would be In quotes, right and We were the three of us doing it and you did not react I Was I was just making conversation like hey Which I'm a beard or something I was like you should do this to your beard and it all in quotes And you were just responding to me like a regular conversation. I was getting Really fucking with me man. I had no idea what was going on.

I did so many times. Google purchase and that might be the most animated of ever seen ghost. Jumped up. He jumped up and slammed his chair. And an adaptive for the headphones flew up in the other one. And it went behind that box. Oh I see it was this thing. Oh my god, it's actually my sign mixer!

My sign mixer! My money just walked in, it's a thing! So, no video podcast there? Not today. Sorry, never again. God damn. So, welcome Jack and my money. I'm gonna fix the mixer. We just annoyed so much that he broke the mixer.

Good. One of the sliders flew off the board. I see. That might be the one of the best trawling I've ever heard of in this office. Oh, it was amazing. You went in on that way? No, no. I knew nothing of this. I heard something all the way in the back of the studio.

I came to investigate. I'm sorry. It's gonna help me. It got to you. I wish we had been filming that. Oh God. Wow. That was last week or the week before that was

that god. Who was it on that? Jordan, myself and Bernie. Just the three of you? Yeah, we were just chatting to him and quotes. Everything was a crack. That was fucking bad. How long? How long did you guys keep that up? I did it for a few days and then I just got mad that he wasn't reacting. He didn't even ask me like, why are you talking in quotes? Just ignored it. I thought it was, I thought it was an I.M. I thought it was my fucking computer. Oh my god. What? Why would that be an option?

I don't know. Why would that be a setting you could turn on? I don't know. I almost at one point I almost asked Bernie about it. I was like, it's like, I was going to say, it's all you are all I.M.s you're getting in quotes all sores. It just me. There's nothing worse than trying to prank someone

and having no reaction to it. Yeah. That's why we came up. But I'm sorry. I'm sorry. my reaction was right now when you hurt the mix Well, hey since it's Wednesday how are you enjoying Diablo 3 Gus? we're recording We'll break we'll break the illusion we're actually recording on Tuesday So I I was a little late for work today because I was reading Twitter from last night apparently like Diablo servers We're a bastard to get into like error 37 and stuff

So yeah a lot of people want a shit about that. It's to be expected honestly It's when a highly anticipated game comes out that requires you know authentication Yeah, wait you're not gonna work the second it launches you relate to work as you're reading Twitter. Yeah I check it later. Yeah, wait. I check it every morning. I check it every morning. No, I check it every morning. I check it every morning.

Yeah, you were like, check it dumb. Check it. Check it. What's in traffic or something? You actually take time out of your day to check. Yeah, wake up. This is one of the first things to do. I check my email and I check Twitter.

And that made you late to work? Yeah, there were a lot of tweets last night. A lot of people talking about the oboe 3 and going apeshit because the, yeah, he's a little late. Are you reading mentions to you? I'm just reading the whole of Twitter to you miss? No, well the whole Yes, I was reading all of Twitter. Do you read your whole timeline? Yeah, you are it was seriously. Well, it's time to do that. It's all I check all the time if you just Played the word I check it at night before you go to bed. I read my time. Yeah

Well, so you go to bed and you then you stop way when you sleep, but I only follow like 30 or 40 people. Oh, that's okay. Yeah, I just don't give a damn Wow, so anyone you follow, you know, no, you don't give a shit about it I mean if I'm checking Twitter at the moment they tweet. I'll see it Well, that's not the whole point of Twitter. I wonder how many people use Twitter like that versus people who You're the one in the minority here asshole. Don't talk to us like you like work idiots. I think you like some time.

That's not what it's worth. Twitter is wasting time. I don't know if you know that. I just checked it when I'm rendering something. I used to go back. I used to check it like every night and see what I miss. But now I just don't give a shit. Yeah, it's just one of those things.

It's like after time you just like, I don't fucking care. See, high five. Idiot. That was a weak high five. Good God. I don't think I might even pick that up I don't think so either. Anyway during the day like I wanted to I waited till like eight or nine PM it's like oh shit yeah and installing it like took a while for it to I guess authenticate and download this updates yeah but yeah I installed it so I will be playing at some point as of right now I don't own it but the more more I read about it the more I think I might have to go pick it up I don't even know this just by it on battle knit don't just digital delivery it yeah what is it is it 60 yeah what kind of game is it it's theble. I don't know what it is. I never played it. It's like a dungeon crawler You like go around and you kill monsters and shit. You're like click on them and kill them. Oh, collect a little novel concept

Thank you. It's an old series. It is very old series. Did you play Diablo at all? No, no Diablo one never played Diablo 2 Mm-hmm Like I remember the days in Diablo one where you like when someone learned how you could duplicate items And I was like the coolest thing ever and like like a whalebone armor and stuff like that. I played Diablo What's the song about Diablo one? I played Diablo two in order destruction as well It's it's been a long time. Yeah, I think I like starcraft and warcraft more than I like Diablo as far as Blizzard properties Tom I'm still really excited about still gonna play it but it's

You think you think Blizzard will ever release like warcraft for or whatever like another Blizzard properties Tom I'm still really excited. I'm still gonna play it, but it's You think blizzard will release like warcraft for or whatever like another rts in warcraft right or did world of warcraft Yeah, or did that go over yeah, I don't know It was a first computer game you were playing guys first computer game. I remember playing God Oh god, I used to play some shit on the Commodore 64. It was like a... What was the 64? It was like a...

What did that say? It was like a weird game. Remember that old comic strip BC about the caveman? Oh yeah, it was like a game about that where you like... Right, the Vines and Cites are right. No, you like have to ride a unicycle and pick up gems. Oh no, even before that you said computer Oh, yeah, this product one of the earliest computer comes I can remember playing the 64 was the was like the beige one with the monitor and the keyboard built in

Why was it close 64? Yeah, like 64 bytes of memory Maybe six sorry 64K of memory. Why was it 10 to 64 cool 64 64 bit of memory. Why was the Nintendo 64 cool 64 bit graphics graphics yeah yeah sweet. Back back then PS1 and Sega's Sega's Sega no no Sega Saturn worth 32 bit. There's a big deal back then like the NES was a the Super Nintendo was 16 then everyone went 32 and Nintendo came up with this. Those jumps, yes. Back, I'm now no one knows or get here. I don't know why my memory of the N64 is so high. Like, I love that thing.

But I know that like, if I go back and play gold and I have something to do. I remember looking forward to the N64 so much, because I was really in the killer instinct back then. And it was advertised on the arcade console like coming soon to the ultra 64 and then it just ended up being this like kiddie Game console. Did you ever hear of that thing they added to it? Like this is 64 dd. Yeah, double d the double d. Mm-hmm where you have like a disc drive. What was that for? I never even saw one I don't think they I think it was more supported in Japan. I think it... It came out in the US, but I don't think there was any support for it. All these consoles I had had like massive potential for expansion.

Like they pre-built on all these expansion ports. Like the PS2, you could look straight through. It was like half empty. Well, maybe they did that for heat. There was an expansion pack for the 64. No, there was like a hard drive slot in the inside of the PS2. Right, right. I never saw anyone... There were, yeah, there was hard drive in a broadband adapter for the PS2. Did you ever have one? I played a fantasy 11.

Fantasy 11 is a very important to have that because I had a hard drive, I needed a hard drive space. I played the original SoCom over the network. I didn't use the hard drive but I used the broadband. Is this before expL? Yeah. Yeah, crazy, right? Even the GameCube had at least stackable things you could do Yeah, you could put like a modem or network adapter Gus you might have been accused during this time of the genesis

There was a service from time-winter cable called uh Gosh well, it was like a subscription service where you plug your cable into your genesis And you had like 50 games to play every month and there was like a new game that came out You play it for like 10 minutes. I remember that say a TV I think that's right Hmm. It was like years and years and years ahead of its time that did you guys ever do dial up like BBSs or anything? I don't know. I played dial up on the dreamcast They have a it was a 56 game. There's a 56 game modem on the dreamcast. I remember playing Football on it and the

shittiest thing ever, but it was still really bad. So you never got on like BBSs or anything like that? No. Gus, I'm assuming you're a BBS guy. What's a BBS? It was a bullies and board system. It was a dial up thing where you connect with your modem to a server and it was like, the one I was on, you literally had to pay for your phone line to get in.

Like there were so many people like your subscription was enough to pay for a phone line, so it was like 15 bucks a month. And you could dial in to these things and they had like multiplayer stuff set up where it's like, there's a game called Legends of the Red Dragon, which it was like a turn-based game. So every day you logged in, you got like 20 turns and you got to go around and look for stuff. And then they had like multiplayer components to it.

So like someone else was playing the game and you came across them, you could fight them, which was essentially a for attack or whatever or or to run and Yeah, it was fun man, and then that same server they ended up getting something called absi doom Which tricked your computer into thinking the dialogue was actually a local network like an IPX network So they could play doom for player online. I forgot about that. Was it absi or asp? No, it's I'm pretty sure it's APCI. And yeah, so I played four player doom doom too forever. Like I was that.

Yeah, that was the 90s or maybe. Yeah, 94 95 somewhere in there. I was in middle school. So yeah, they had XB connect for the Xbox one. I remember playing Halo. I played it a lot. Yeah, that was actually pretty fun. It sucked though because if you played enough, you realize whoever was host always long. Yeah, yeah, because there was so much lag, because they didn't anticipate playing it over the network. And kids today, they'll never know the pain.

Oh, you know, when you want to have pain, it's just a different pain. When your mom picks up the phone and fills your connection. That's not some of a bitch. I thought I'd feel about like online porn. Because like, what? Go on. Go on. Cause like, you know, when you grow up, it's like, you find an image, like you're like, oh man,

this is gonna be like, this is gonna be great. And you have to wait like three minutes for the image to load. Now there's like video porn ads that blows my mind. Like there are commercials that is like, when I porn movies, when I first connect, these are like, you're like, oh God, I hate to have this this commercial when I first connected to the internet my internet connection was so slow that it took me a Minute to download 10 kilobytes so to that download a porn jpeg if it was like 40 or 50 kilobytes would take like four or five minutes Yeah, and then we're like all right here we go

This one's good. I'd read like the text description. You're like, oh, this one sounds good And you appreciate it. It was even better. You're like, I work for this. Oh, that doesn't match with the script. Everyone had the same three panel-annerson photos, and then Nicole Smith photos. And you guys, of course. We were like 640 by 480 resolution. Yeah.

God. Fucking terrible. Even the barium and the computer somewhere where your parents can't find them. And you look at that folder, you're like, oh my god, this is like eight days worth of peeing. That's a sequel in Windows. Yeah. So Minecraft, I'm going to shit out of some Minecraft. So you didn't play on the PC?

No. By the time I became interested in it on the PC, they had made the announcement, I was coming out in the Xbox. I was like, oh, I'm just moving for the Xbox version. Did the achievements? I don't care about the achievements, but I just wanted to. Did you watch the Lensplay? No, I don't.

Oh my god, that was funny. Oh my god, that was funny. So that Lensplay, that was the first time myself, Jeff and Michael had ever touched Minecraft. It shows. And you can see it. I look at it now and I'm just embarrassed. You're like, man, like, hacking up sand with a pickaxe. Yeah.

But I played probably like 50, 60 hours in the PC. I don't understand where the lava came from. Yeah. I basically like, because they, I knew they, they were sucked. So I immediately made the decision not to help them build their house. I went off and did my own thing. I was like, I see you. So you found the center of the earth.

What? I just encountered lava sometime. Oh, okay. I basically said, I'm gonna wait until they have a house. But I'm gonna tip lava on it. I just want to try to do it. They had a night in there. They, I think they had a couple of nights. Yeah, we had a couple nights I went down and mine some iron made a bucket put lava on my bucket

I waited till the morning walked out dump lava on the house and then walked up and then The reaction to that is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen Yeah, what do you think I've ever seen is them not being able to find the house and rebuild a new house? That was pretty incredible. I mean Ray literally built built like maybe like six meters away or eight meters away. It's like that like eight blocks away from all the house. And like his realization is so beautiful. He did a much back stuff of bumps into it. Oh man, but yeah, we've got another video coming out soon. There's so many actions in there that almost are equivalent to the ones in the

Let's Play. I don't know how much I want to say but how far away is that video you're cutting it right Kevin. It'll be out on Friday I think. Okay. Yeah. We go for an achievement. We do it live. Yeah. So I'm having a bit of a time finding gold. Like last night I was digging down and I finally found gold. There were like two blocks of gold running to each other. I was like sweet. I finally found the gold. I dug one up and love. right into it. I lost the block. I was like, what the fuck? That's awesome. So I'm trying to find gold so I can make powered rail lines. So I can make it so- You actually need a lot of gold to do that. Yeah, and I can't get six gold to get four tracks. I have zero gold. I can't possibly find gold. I lost

both blocks of gold. Wow, to the fucking lava. See the first thing I do, God, is make it clock. That thing's useful. No, why is it clock useful? Because you know when you can like if you if you've been underground for like four days You know when you should come up Why? Well, cuz you don't want to come up and it'd be nighttime. Just walk to the door and look out You could do that Okay, so you've mined within your house So like you start like you built a house and you like started digging your quarry or whatever inside of your house

No, no, no, no, it's totally separate. Oh, but you can put a door on it So like you just dig like I dug into a mountain. Okay, I mean just put a door on it and just keep digging under there Okay, then you left worry about encountering like dungeon One of the most exciting things in Minecraft is destroying a block and being surprised by what's behind it Like I always like try my like tunnel back up to the surface one day and I like I smashed the block above my head Water came down and a cow and a chicken. No, that's also cool. Like when you're trying to dig your way out and like, all of a sudden a giant room opens up. So, whoa, is it cave? Yeah, I wonder what's in here. The worst thing you can possibly

do in that game is find diamond for the first time, try and make a diamond pickaxe and accidentally make a diamond hoe. It's the one or less feelings. Yeah. I found some diamond last time. Yeah. I was happy with that. Some diamond and some lapis lazuli or whatever. What did you make with your diamond?

Nothing. You're still having it. You're going to be a hoarder. Well, I don't know what to make with it. You have to make a diamond pickaxe. Now we're eating an obsidian and then go to the leather realm. You know, each material has a different amount of uses. Right.

So wood is like 60 pieces and then I have like 250. Diamond is 1500 uses. It's like boop boop. Amazingly you can use it for a long time. But you can make obsidian with it. You can mine obsidian with it. And you make obsidian by pouring water on lava. Water and standing lava. It has to be a lava source block. Source block. Yeah, it can't be flowing. Oh wow. It has to be still lava. Yeah. then didn't get that obsidian to make the nether portal You go to the nether realm you glow blocks You know what I glow stones whatever you know it like ever since I've now 400 to 400 that game like a perfect of the game

Yeah, and like my urge to play it has just dip significantly like now that I'm perfect The am I because you have no imagination? Yeah, pretty much games That game's about what your brain can come up with. Yeah. That just happens to be achievements. It's really not an achievement game. No, no. I play it for achievements. My wife and I are working on building a subway

around our world. That's why I went to a doggy and went out. We've dug all the way across the map in one direction. We're working on going in the other direction. That's why I need gold so I can build the... Powerill. I just love the idea of a husband and wife just building together in Minecraft.

This is really funny to me. Like, let me get how? She works on the mind and then when we find shit like or just like I do all the branches Like a job like you both like We spent like three hours mine it last night My right pointer finger hurts is a good game though How many people can you play in the Xbox? Eight. Up to eight. I jumped on Twitter one night and I was like,

I just wanted to play some Minecraft. So I said, hey, send me an invite and I'll throw you know, send you in my game and we ended up playing eight of us. And like surprisingly, we had no trolls. Like everyone was just up for playing. Like everyone was mining and helping out. And then like towards getting a night, people started doing the things.

So it was like me and a couple other guys. And then one other dude joined in, like some random guy has joined in and like tried to kill everyone. And then I booted him and banned him from the game. I mean, there's no option though for, you know, like someone who can't destruct stuff. Like, it's like an observer or something like that? Yeah, I was someone who like just can't affect what's been prebuilt. That could be kind of cool. Like, cause usually you have that, like, did you ever play blockland like a ghost mode? No, I didn't like a game for

Little PC it was fun like a read-only mode. Yeah, just so you can like build stuff that you can't destroy the Oh, you can build still. Oh, oh I mean it's tremendous having eight people you got seven people that you really have to trust Especially like you You're an asshole you told you're talking about other stuff you don't fucking with your friends I've been the computer version. It was great You're a asshole. Do you play Monsey? No, do you want it? Not really you don't have no interest in that No, but it looks boring. I mean I appreciate the fun, but

Appreciate the fun. I got better things to do. Yeah, it blocks. Although I do like Legos If I go to a lot when I was younger. Yeah, yeah, it's just like a I don't mind a lot of logos No, but it seems like the the variety and objectives and the just the amount of surprise is what makes it interesting and then the level of creativity It's like I look at Minecraft and then I think of like games like Little Big Planet, I'm like, why are people playing that less when it has more and goes back to like,

what's a PS3 game for one thing? Well, part of it is just, you give people less, they're more up to the challenge to creating more, which is one of the things I appreciate with Minecraft. Yeah, I've seen videos, people like building the enterprise. It's almost like two different things. Little big planet gives you pre-made stuff that you can then use to make something. Minecraft gives you blocks.

You have a more low level control. There's some pretty crazy stuff made in Little Big Planet because there's a finite level of control. But the predetermined amount, I guess, kind of churns people off more, or rather the less predetermined amount of Minecraft churns people on more, I guess. I don't know if you ever saw it. I think we talked about it in the podcast a few years ago,

but someone using a little big planet too, someone made the Legend of Zelda. Right, right, they make pretty insane stuff. Like, I mean, it seems like you need to know how to fucking code or something. Well, little big planet has a giant learning curve. There's like 30 tutorials. So I think you don't need, you don't want a tutorial to play LEGOs. So I think that's like, well, it's kind of the attraction to this whole idea of like being able to construct

your own levels is not, it's not a new idea, but we're seeing a lot more like even like trials evolution. Like Jeff was playing a downloaded map yesterday. He was playing Worm not worms Snake Like literally it was like he was playing the video game snake and try evolution I have no idea how the hell they pulled that off But it was like I mean he was a snake and he'd get a barrel and get bigger and like it was a 2d view and everything It was just like how did like who spent time to figure that out and I know like I did you guys see the the portal The portal to level editor thing came out? Yeah, someone made a binary counter on portal to so it's like there's buttons and if you drop like it something on top of the button

It'll count it it's a counter on the wall. There's an old video where someone made Like a baby basically made a computer in Minecraft on if you ever saw that they made like the arithmetic logic unit of a CPU She's where you could send like commands through it and have it do math and it would reset like using redstone and wires And it would return the result down the line So you sing does lava come out and mess up your stuff while you're playing like are there just factors? You can't control like if you dig sometimes you might encounter lava Yeah, I mean you better like like that shit Like something's gonna like destroy your castle. castle. Well, there's monsters at night. Are they?

Love will burn through wooden stuff. Just like playing Legos at the heart of a way. You asshole. When you're playing Legos in daycare, kids are good daycares. Fucking big kids. The best thing about that though was, because whenever you touch a bed, whenever you use a bed,

that resets you'll spawn to that point. So Michael died in the lava outside the house and then spawned inside the house. Just in time for lava to stop pouring through the tree. That was actually kind of scary. It's like a nightmare. You'd be trapped in a burning house. The stand on the furnace, like on the bed, like on the TV. I don't know what he's trying to do.

I felt like if you had initially, as soon as you spawned, if you had run for the door, you might have been able to make it. One of the reasons I like Minecraft though is that people can do I felt like if you had initially, as soon as you spawned, if you had run for the door, you might have been able to make it. What's the reason? What's the reason? One of the reasons I like Minecraft though is that people can do, like, kind of unique stuff in it. Like, on the PC, there's, I think they pulled it out of the game, but there was a version that maybe 1.7 were. Because the terrain just ought to generate, it's kind of infinitely, it gets to the point where, the terrain generation is completely broken, and you get these massive rifts in the ground and stuff. And that is referred to as the Farlands. The Minecraft. The Farlands? Yeah, and it's like 12 million blocks out. It takes

about 820 hours to walk to it. I mean people have teleported there by using cosy stuff. But there's this one guy on YouTube who is walking to the Farlands. For charities like to do it for Charles Play Charities, raise like 15 grand, and all he does every episode of his YouTube show is walk for two days and then go to sleep, and then it's still like 150 episodes. It's really, it's like an auto-generated terrain and eventually it becomes.

It eventually just becomes so messed up that you can't go any further. The guy's channel's called a Kurt J. McHenrys is called Firelands or Buzz. It's a Kurt J. McHenrys. He's called Fallen's Abbas. It's kind of entertaining. I wonder why it gets messed up through auto-generated. I don't know. There may be a max value somewhere in the ghost in the machine.

Yeah, no. Sometimes I think about that. You know, it's messed up by our interpretation, but the game thinks it's doing something right, which is essentially the ghost in the machine. Like we were talking about bit values, it's like, is this right? Our drives aren't exactly one gig to gig.

There's two different ways you can measure it. Right, and then it's down to the bit value, and those bit values are the multiples that we were just talking about, 32, 64, and they just keep going up. See, that's the Ghost of the Machine right there. So those sort of things at work create stuff that we just don't understand

Ghost and machine is our Lack is our human perception of this sort of thing. We try we try to create round numbers Trying to make it easier for us to understand, but I think minecraft is doing what it thinks is right We just look at it. We're like this fucked up. Yeah. Yeah Deep I think Monty is like our our race stance of the ghost like see stuff that is no one else sees you know you brought her up well I said ghost machine guys so I think Gossie must be her Egon I don't know who else would be who or else Gavin Gavin could be you could be Winston

So did you go out there and build something? I don't know he's still going right he's still going is taking a wolf with him as well Which is which makes it even funny. He's never died either He's he's been probably walking for like hundreds of hours at this point. I think he's like five or six percent of the way Wow, it's really really far. That's interesting Yeah, see the Xbox version is actually a limited space. Yeah, it's actually quite small in the Xbox, like the size of the world. I guess so.

I mean, compared to the info. Well, yeah, the infinity, the infinity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's definitely constrained, but I haven't had a problem running out of things to do. Random things to see. Yeah. It things to see. Yeah. It's always fun. For the longest time, I could not find lava in my world.

I looked everywhere for goddamn lava and I could not find it. And then I finally stumbled across a pre-built mine or whatever and found some inside there. But now I'm like, I've got a quarry that I'm digging in. And I finally hit the point where it seems like anywhere I go, I stumble into lava. I hit a block and it's coming down. It it's like all right, patch up that wall. Yeah, I keep stone blocks right next to my pickaxe because as soon as I find lava, I'm like all right, patch it up. Is that how you stop it, you need stone?

Yeah, I can put some stone in the way and plug it up. But see, I also do the thing where it's like if I'm digging and I find lava, I didn't try to get on top of it. I try to find the room that the lava came from. So, that's exciting. And I've room that the lava came from so that's That's exciting and I've done that a couple of times. That's I get that's a you get your obsidian as you pour water on top of it and boom You got a whole pool of obsidian boom I'm dude, so I finally I finally got like this nice obsidian pool and like I was mining like you know

I'm gonna get enough to make like four portals so I can go into another realm I can other portal and give you a little travel on stuff and I want to be full of portals because you make more portals like you like you go to another realm or another portal and give me a little travel on stuff and I want to pull a pull to it because you make more portals like you like you go to the another realm or another world or whatever another one is more or calm as you go you go to the another world and then you like you walk for a distance and then you make another portal in there I think I think and then you can pop up back on the surface I think our own out world that's right no the another world is the the other realm is that was scorpions from my sister. Yeah, it's going to be in came from the nether

Rammel. But that's that's that's what quanti rules sure a shalkon rule to the out world. Yeah, anyway We're talking about the nether all it exists. That's someone's mind that they sent to me That's incredibly elaborate mine. Well, it's so tidy and minecraft They went down I guess to bedrock you can see bedrock there and made a giant shaft and then did like They went down I guess to bedrock you can see bedrock there and made a giant shaft and then did like I like it tunnels off in all directions. Yeah, I mean that's I was like holy shit That's the way I need to be doing it. Yeah, I always mind divingly So I think I find stuff more often if I get like Diagloing yeah, like I've reached a point now where like I told you work on this subway like I was working on a branch for so long that

I've been digging around and I find other tunnels Like last time I was digging and I broke down the wall, I was like, oh shit, there's a cabin back here. I tortured. I was like, oh, it's just my own fucking thing. Now, so how wide and how tall are your tubes that you're digging for your subway? I think two by two or is it three by three?

Okay. Wow. Because there's also a line for lights for torches. Okay. I mean, nice. Well, walking and then one for the rail. Well, when you make a powered piece of track, you need to power that. Rich don't. With the rest of torch.

Yeah. So that would light the thing up. Yeah, but it's not as bright, right? No, it's cool. Okay. Maybe I'll do that. Maybe you'll pop it up. Are you building for future development as well?

Yeah, I guess. But he was saying how he, him and his kid play on this Minecraft server that they pay for. And there's actually like remnants of stuff that's been built by people who used to have the server before them. So they'll occasionally stumble onto these like historic buildings of people who are once there. And I said, it's the four years. Like four years, like who built this? Who built this? I wondered if this anything, like, like you said, almost like four and it's if someone built like this crazy elaborate machine, but you find you don't understand how it works

in my brain. It is interesting. Like, if a server was never turned off and people were playing on it for like 50 years, there would be history in that server. There would be like real history. That's like, it's like a Star Trek episode. I can't do something. It'd be like real history. That's like, this is like a Star Trek episode. I'm like, I'm actually like walking into a stone building in Minecraft that was built

40 years ago. It'd be kind of creepy. No? No, I think it would be. It'd be weird to see what someone else has built, because people spend so much time and build so many elaborate things. Like, if you came across that computer, I was talking about the arithmetic, even if that someone built, you wouldn't even realize what it was.

You know how to work it. You're like, what is this shit? Rest on torches everywhere. Go on Reddit. What I found, what the fuck is this thing? Somebody help me. Full run is so smart. They were.

It's like total recall. He got to start the machine and kick off the atmosphere. No one is anyone fucking seen total recall. Yeah, that's not true. Yeah, machine, it makes the atmosphere No one is anyone fucking seen so Machine it makes there's car Mars. Yeah, well, it's the ice they're gonna do that again and then they won Well, I think they go to Mars. Yeah, it's get your ass to Mars that isn't on the trailer in the new one Yeah, I'm here. I just saw the Kung Fu if they don't have a movie looks like it's They don't have get your ass to Mars. I mean, I thought the trailer looked better than I expected really They don't have gear as to Mars. I mean, I thought the trailer looked better than I expected really Really? That's how we recall the game.

It's just crazy camera move. Yeah, I was wondering about that. Like he's going around and it blends back to the original. Pull it back and it's going on going in. That was like all one shot. Probably entirely CG. Yeah, it probably was. I mean, there's no emotional control thing. There's no emotional control. And it's like eliminating the tracks for the camera would have been more work than doing it entirely in CG.

But doesn't he just wakes up and he starts doing martial arts and like shooting everybody.'s like super good so I it's like I've seen that movie like a billion times yeah and they made it back when they made totally yeah he was like this he was a martial arts expert he wasn't like a you know well cuz it was on the shorts like he just beat the shit out of guys and then he could use a gun it's not like he was this super ninja warrior Like it's not like it's not like the Matrix that I know Kung Fu. Yeah, we're like the what is a porn movie? What was that Liam Neeson movie taken taken? Wasn't there a movie? No, no, you're thinking about the other one Where he forgets he's in the car crash? Is that the only thing about there's also the guy who's like a priest and people I think you're it's just It's convention. It's like I think it's convention that's so common that it's's a convention, it's just like... I think it's a convention that's so common that it's hard not to do.

It's like a genre of itself. Yeah. So, you know, they'll do it. You can see the Avengers? Fuck yeah, I've seen it three times, actually. I have yet to see it. I still haven't seen it. So this isn't spoil anything.

I mean, you obviously know the characters, but it's really funny. It's really funny. Yeah. Cause it's this great part where you have like Thor Iron Man and Captain America and they're all like doing all this crazy stuff. They're in the air They're like kicking ass and then on the ground you have like the humans who are just kind of like running around I mean like man we really got to get up there. It isn't money now Oh, and they end up helping like one or two people at a time all the other guys are helping like yeah That would be a lot of people, Gavin has brought this up twice

about the imbalance of power in Avengers. Not to talk about in the broadcast. I was just asking questions. I never see any of the, I've only seen Iron Man. This is a topic that comes to me very frequently because I make movies about super-powered people. Yeah. Where it's like there's an imbalance and people try to balance it out.

I often say that life isn't like a trading card. You know, there's no power level. There's no, you know, energy projection. You can measure up, you know, dead is dead if it's by a knife or it's by a gun. Yeah. So like, this is why I think Batman is the best superhero because he like he's got no powers. No, it's more like this. If you look at human evolution, the value of humans is based on, you know, we don't have teeth, we don't have claws, we don't have these

crazy powers and stuff. Human evolution is based on ingenuity and that's why Batman is the best superhero of all because his best power is ability to adapt. So like we make these movies about these crazy superheroes and shit like that, but at the end of the day, you know People are the most important thing. Yeah, so like these comparisons are just kind of like Childish to make his life issue with Batman technically he has no superpower But we say superpowers. It's it's somebody who can do something that no one else can't he has this ability and that makes him special right right no one has a billion dollars like batman's like the richest person he can afford things that no one else could have so he's smart

but he also has like a bat plane i guess so like in those ways he is as much a superhero in terms of how he could fight other people as any other Super any other their times with that man is in a situation where he has none of his stuff And he's able to adapt I think I think the the thing I'm trying to point out more is just the the metaphor for like you know Human ability that humans are the most the human mind's like the most powerful thing in the universe based on if you if you the human mind's like the most powerful thing in the universe based on. If you don't account for time and death and there's these sort of things that supposedly supposed to transcend that sort of thing. But again, we're talking about comic book movies, so how dumb do you think we all compare

to us how we will be in 200,000 years? You think we look at a volupti? You think we look a little bigger in 200,000 years? I think we look a little bigger in 200,000 years? What you mean humans? Yes. Maybe. I'm just using the AI. You think we look at the old be here in 200,000 years? What you mean humans? Yes, maybe I'm just seeing AI I think humans have been around like point one or point four percent of the time as dinosaurs isn't it insane?

There's no less than that. What there's another stat that's like something I'm gonna get it wrong Well, it's something like more time passed between when the Stegosaurus was alive and the Tyrannosaurus Rex then between the Tyrannosaurus Rex and now. Well, like dinosaurs around a long time compared to us. Well, as soon as we know, I'm of any been around like 200,000 years, right? And the planet is like 4 billion years old. So we're like a tiny, stupid little blip of time. It's pretty good to like go out just as fast that came in. Probably.

That's why you're convinced that the end of the world is gonna become like a human hand. Oh, easily. Yeah, but I don't think it'll be like, you know, Lex Luthor destroying the world. I think it's just gonna be like, it'd be like the great depression times can. Things will just really suck.

No, this is a great civilization with the ball. There's been some mentalists in history. Absolute freaking lunatics. They'll be one crazy turd. He just goes mental We just like the atmosphere I think it'll be something something else like there'd be a natural disaster But that's the way I think about it like about it Like natural it could like could trigger a series of other events

Well, they're gonna be a natural disaster that causes electricity to go out, which causes people to die. And then it causes you to watch a nuke. It's like it all comes down to the news. If the earth has been around for four billion years and it's still around, what are the chances that a natural disaster will come and what? A natural disaster that won't kill the earth, it'll just kill us. Yeah. The earth will still continue to go. The earth's not going to go away. It's something that we're not gonna be able to adapt to So you think that's gonna be a disaster. They'll kill every human being it'll kill most human beings to the point where that's not Extension that so we'll survive it'll let me fucking finish

It'll kill most human beings to the point where we're not gonna be sustainable Well, I mean there won't be one giant disaster that kills everyone at once. Yeah But there'll be a lot of people die as long as you have some humans you can return to what you were yeah Assuming they can learn how to survive. But like, a meteor didn't hit every single dinosaur in the head. It crashed and changed the environment. Do we even know that that's the thing that did him? Yes.

That's the commonly accepted theory. What do you do? What do you do? You look for it. Oh, there was one crazy dinosaur. It's just crazy. You're in one crazy dinosaur. It's crazy. You went nuts. It's crazy term. Yeah, but all the dinosaurs weren't wiped out.

Where they? Some of them evolved. They sort of like it evolved. What does it birds? Yeah, but dinosaurs that we know of no longer exist. So we do recently find out that dinosaurs have feathers and they actually look really lame. The velociraptor. And like, like the velociraptor in a, you know, Jurassic Park was very f-

And there was that dinosaur that was actually a combination of two dinosaurs that died on top of each other that would, like, built into a, was it? I think it wanted to get sourced, I think. It was a bruner source. Well, the bruner source, yeah, it wasn't a real dinosaur. It just had a skull of a different, so that's different. It's stupid, Like how did- So fucking dumb.

Well, I mean, we just take that for granted what Dinosos looked like. Someone had to once just find a pile of bones and be like, Jesus. What the fuck is this? That's the fucking punch. That's the fucking punch. That's the most complicated jigsaw ever. It's playing Minecraft using for gold. Lava came in and he's like, oh shit, all right bones.

I'm gonna burn the wall. That's a good point. I kind of imagine being that guy who finds those bones for the first time. Yeah. Drag in. Just knowing, like people, people were, there were humans who didn't know that they were dinosaur, like, beings that were extinct. Like just the idea of having something that once lived and is literally there are none left, is kind of like a fascinating discovery in itself. Like he would find a dinosaur better be like, there's none of these anymore. Is kind of amazing.

And also how the fuck have we never found these before? Why am I the first person finding this? What was the first skeleton found? Was anyone... What dinosaur? Yeah, a dinosaur skeleton. In the mid 1800s I think. Yeah.

Well they must have found it before that just not know what the hell it were. People were like finding it was saying trivied them to mythical creature I mean I'm actually the first person to actually discover dinosaur bone just dismissed it as a bone just like keep mining where's the dog man where we are in dinosaurs when you were a kid yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah lunchbox it it shocks me the Jurassic Park was when you were a kid. So the first dinosaur to be described scientifically was named in 1824. Okay, but bones had been found I guess in the 1600s, but no one you would want. Yeah, of course.

Let me say it's like, yeah, I think I was six when Jurassicart came out. I was 10 I think. That was a lot. That was a great movie. Dressapart was a movie that made me want to make movies. Yeah. I saw that I was in the theaters like I want to do this. And I ended up watching that movie like 10 times in the theater over the course of like two weekends.

Is it does every kid have a fascination with dinosaurs when they're young? I think so. Who said no? I did not. I like Dressapart. It's weird. I think so who said no you did not I Like dress apart I It's weird. I feel like every person I read about I enjoy like reading about it. I was never like that that dinosaur kid No, my girlfriend's kid loves dinosaurs man. It's like the easiest way to get in the calm

Dinosaur That's a shot in that movie where the camera's looking down that it's when they like right at the end They're climbing up through the ceiling and stuff, and like, I think one of the dinosaurs like punching through into the ceiling. And the girl falls, and the camera's looking down at her. Yeah. She's like, it's like an amazing stunt.

She's like, hanging from it, but she looks up and you can see her face. Yeah, I'm wondering if that's the actual actor or whether they put her face on her stunt. I know that shot and it's actually replaced actor. Like, they replaced the stunt woman's face with the actress. I was wondering how they did that, because they were like, actress like they replaced they act the stunt woman's face with the actress That I was wondering how they did that because I was like how did I get to do that stunt?

Because I was like like dress park is right around the end of sort of like the shows on discovery Or like movie magic and like behind the scenes the stuff that is now in bonus features of DVDs that no one watches Sup from auntie That's right like like all this stuff used to be on TV and I just love that stuff I used to watch out like all behind the scenes like makeup effects and like Terminator 2 They had like 300 different TV shows showing how they did this stuff. Wow spillberg says that They're only half as many effects in Jurassic Park as you think there are because he finds a way to shoot it That makes you think they're more effects and really are very smart filmmaking. Yeah, and everything looks good in that movie

Like even the CG looks good. Yeah, there was a way. Yeah, everything looks good in that movie. Like even the CG looks great. Yeah, yeah. The movie holds up very well. That was one of, I think, if you've watched the Pixar story, it's one of Pixar's first endeavors under, I guess, industrial, like magic back then. But I mean, before Pixar became their own company, this, you know, with the, I think it was under Pixar computer, Wait, wait, Pixar. They worked on the effects to a point where I can't remember exactly, but back when Pixar was trying to become a company on their own and Steve Jobs was funding them,

I think they were, they started up the, uh, gotta can't remember exactly, the digital division of industrial light and magic to do the effects for Jurassic Park. Really? Well, Pixar used to be owned by Lucas. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. And this is what was called Pixar. It was just the Pixar computer.

The only reason Pixar's name is Pixar is because of the Pixar computer. Right, okay. Yeah. No, I have to look it up. I don't think Pixar actually works in the... No, no, Pixar didn't exist at the time. It was like industrial light magic or Lucas film or something like that. There's this amazing moment Jurassic Park looking back on it.

And you notice this convention all the time now. So all the power was out in this park. The dinosaurs are running a mod on to your butts. And then there's only like 15 minutes left in the movie and they're like, holy shit, what are we gonna do here? We made this awesome movie, but like, how do we clean all this up? And this like 15 year old girl sits down at a computer and there's a great line.

It's a unique system. It's a unique system. I know that. I know that. Yeah. Fix this movie and it's done. And then now like, I see the convention used all the time.

Like it's just like this, it feels like this scapegoat in cinema. It's like the modern day at what, how do you pronounce it, do X machina? Day of sex. Day ofat in cinema. It's like the modern day. How do you pronounce it? Do X Machina? Day of sex. Day of sex Machina. It's amazing. It's just like I'm not gonna be clever. I'm not gonna wrap this up. All right, here's a guy and he could do something that's extremely Impossible. It's like the guy in a playing disaster movie who sits in the cockpit and goes I play play simulator

He lands the plan those snakes on a point. Yeah, Keenan. Good God, man No, I mean, Jurassic Park like that movie for some reason that that movie is like so much is right about that movie Like except for the ending apparently no the ending's great It's just like I feel like it's a landmark moment like it should be chronicled in movie This read the book before he saw the movie no No, I read the book after. I remember, I know this. In the school I went to, we read the book first. Before we saw the movie, everyone felt like the book was better. But there's stuff in the book, you know,

it's just not filmable in terms of the movie. And the book, like the kids were flipped. Like the boy was older and the girl was younger. And the old man dies in the book. Yeah, he was also like kind of a bad character. He was also not as like Santa Clausish, you know. And there was like a different demon bowl. There was like a tear-dacked old like H of a bad character. It was also not as like Santa Claus-ish. Yeah, I know and there was like a very demable there was a terrible act all like atrium and oh yeah There's all of that like they actually incorporated a bunch of that stuff into three

Like I think there were two T-rexes in the book and there's a whole scene where like they were hiding behind a waterfall Like the T-rex tongue came out and trying to find him and I think that ended up being in three Three was such a bad thing. But the old man was so great in the first one. Is that shot at the end when they're leaving and he's just staring at the mosquito stuck in the sap in his cane and it's just watching his whole life for work. Life's work just going down the drain. It's just it's the saddest.

What a watch. I don't care who died. I was like, I feel so so bad. What was that? So science behind what went wrong? Is it let's do the it took genes from a frog? The genes from the frog itself or something. Well, no, the frogs that are known to change sex

are faced on need in the environment. So like some of the female dinosaurs became male. I wanna know a bit about something now. They grew some knobs. Um, living in America is, like, buying anything in America is too annoying. Like every price is like a really art like we bought Max Payne today. It was $59.96 as an annoying price for a start. Also they add tax at the checkout.

Yeah. Why? Because in the UK they have a VAT which is common across the entire country. Why? Why buy something in the UK? I know what I'm gonna spend. I know if I have enough money in my wallet. Yeah, I can afford this. You go to buy something here, it's like, oh, I actually like five four. I think there's two reasons. One tax is different depending on where you are. It can even be very city by city. Yeah, but the store is too, too, because they make it seem like it's a lower price.

Like it's a different everywhere. Yeah, you visit me to look at it and you say it's a five, not a six. But it costs more money if you require each game stop to spend the time to list prices differently. It has to be different in every, all the computers, it's easier to just say across the board in this country, this is how much it costs. And then each store just applies whatever local types. I never know how much anything's going to be. It's going to be like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's 8%. So just assume you're paying 10% more on top of it. No, Gavin's right in a way because you just stopped thinking about it.

You know what, you see the number and it's a five instead of a six. I mean, it's annoying, but you just live with it. Yeah, but I assume you pay with a card. Most of it, do you pay cash? If you pay cash, yeah, I could be paying the answer. You pay with a card, what the fuck? Yeah, you pay with a card, you're just like, eh, this and some change.

I have a lot of cash left over so I was using But something that's like 39.95 doesn't turn into 90 bucks But it's still it's an annoying amount. It like everything is around number here I like I want a game to be 60 bucks. I want to hand over 60 bucks Ghost in the game and then and then you have to tip for everything as well You did that tip with the game stop And then you have to tip for everything as well. You did that tip at the game stop I get a coffee like the coffee shop near where I live they hand you a cup

You then go and get the coffee and put the milk in right? Why do I have to tip for being handed a cup? Don't do it The the tip jar might be there for people who get like specially made drinks like something that they have to the brista has to make Versus just pouring some fucking drip coffee. Yeah, but they look you they look you like you're a scum. Okay, they're working at a fucking coffee shops. Been on them. What is that? Jesus. Totally kidding.

That's the guy need to know it's find out those people listen to the podcast. I'm just kidding in you. I'm just a roller pulling them less than human. So I'm throwing them a steak South Park Meadow Star Book. Yeah, but I mean, there's how much gas costs. No, I don't have a car. Because it's like, it'll be 399, but it's not 399. It's 399 and 910ths of a cent.

What? Yeah, there's a 910ths at the end of the price of gas. Oh my god. Why not that? Oh my god. Because it's the closest they can be without charging another cent. But nothing else does that.

Why does gas do that? But it's the currency for that. Right. Why does that wrap it up? Because people will look, they'll see, there are three gas stations here. Which one is cheaper? And if it's one set cheaper, they'll go to the bottom.

But I'm asking, why is it only gas that does that? Maybe because it's what I was thinking. Why not milk then or water? Well, I don't know, because that know, but that comes in pretty determined amounts Whereas like if you're gassing up something like that extra decimal place on the dollar amounts could actually you know You could you know save a cent or lose a cent based on that so it gets it more rounded up to the cent I don't I don't have something going on here. You can get it rounded up Then it doesn't seem as cheap as it actually so you want it to like with a card

I see I could see why they do that with, like, think with physical goods, like a game, right? A $59.99 or whatever. With gas, like, why don't they just make it $3.99? Because if gas is never $3.99, gas is always fluctuating. So that, the scent always changes every day, throughout the day it's changing. I think it would be like that though,

if there was like a game stop and a best buy and whatever, and they were all like outdoor Shacks and you could just walk from one to the other and be like okay cost this much here this much here But it's not you're already committed if you're in a store whereas in the gas station people just drive and they just look Which number is the smallest so you know it's you drive to gas stations for a cheaper price no you just go to the one I go to the most like Convenient one possible that is the correct way to do it. My dad used to like, they'll go to websites and they'll look for the yeah, you'll spend more getting to a cheap one. Yeah, so my father used to drive around to

only found the cheaper gas. It's like, come on, it's like three cents cheaper. I feel like you end up just wasting your time and more gas. Yeah. So a combination of having to tip for pretty much everything, not actually knowing the price until you get to the checkout. And the fact that I don't know this currency at all, every transaction to me is like, I'm buying a hotel. How do you not know the currency at all? I'm not used to it. I don't know how much stuff should be in dollars. Okay. So general idea. So like every purchase is like, let me not believe money. It's like a joke. It's like, yeah, sure. How much is a game cost? How much is the Xbox 360 game cost in the UK? 39 to 9. So it's like monopoly money. It's like a joke. It's like, eh, sure. How much is a game cost? How much is Xbox 360 game cost in the UK?

$0.99.99. So it's like 80 bucks here, basically. So you're just actually cheaper here. So you should be happy about that. Stop your bitch. Okay. So the answer I found here, I don't know if I believe it. This is on answers.com. For whatever that's where I did it. The first action this quick came up. It's As I guess, since people used to buy gas, and what they're saying is like the 20s and 30s,

the back then gas was eight cents a gallon. So a penny was actually a big difference, a big jump, so they would sell gas by one tenth of a cent increments. That's how they would change the price. And it's just something that stuck with a cents in. So that's their answer, I don't know if I believe it. So theoretically we could see it vanish. Yeah, apparently the state of Iowa abolished it, but then they brought it back.

I don't know why. So it's just some stupid ass tradition. Interesting. Because people didn't want to pay $0.9 for gas to set weight. Yeah, life. How are you just thing to the US? Geven? Yeah, it's okay. It's pretty easy. Still live in and Jeff's. Yeah, surprise. No, no, no, we've moved into a big house. Oh, okay. Mati has started talking faster. Like everyone's up to this way.

Like I imagine like, if I was listening to this podcast, I would imagine like Mati in a bed with like a microphone up to a space You can do on an iPhone with a list of podcasts. There's the option for two times and half Two times monthly and see if it Like should we all start talking slower matches space is paid you then and all of a sudden he's hearing messages It's like what I suddenly still wanna buy some Nike page. Yeah. Hi.

Yeah. Are you going to get a car? I will at some point now. Do you want me to? Do you want me to? Do you want me to? Do you want me to have a license in the UK? No. Well, I didn't need one. When are you going a driver's head? I don't know. We need to find out if I can come in. Oh, we can go in there. Oh, we're going to. That's going to suck.

I don't know, a javrised just sucks. You know what I should do? A Ford driver is headed. There's a new go-cart track in Austin. But it's like professional go-cart. Oh, that's awesome. It's like k1speed.com. Where is that?

I think it's in North Austin. What are professional go-cart? Well, I know go-cart. There's like go-cart seats'm sure they're gonna go cards. They're like going to take up to 40 or 60. I don't know if they go that fast, but they go, they go, they go, the cool thing about this track is you can have multiple people in the same track. Like, if you remember like Malibu Grand Prix back in the day, it's like only one person at a time, this one is like, you can have like eight people going. So it's like

Mario Kart. Yeah, yeah, we need to combine like that and like paint guns or something So we can make a song. I am never I'm Anti go cut because I read a story about this kid who was in a really fast one He he went off the road flipped it landed upside down on his head and he suffered an internal decapitation Which is what is that? Which is where your skull comes off the top of your spine his head came off, but it was still held on His my the skin by the skin and the muscle and the tissue his all like all his pipes were still connected But his head came off in his in his skin He could still lit he lived and he would completely paralyzed and I think in the surgery

They reattached it and he got he got it. No, no, no Yes, that's a bullshit story I think I think that's actually how I remember seeing gold at it I remember seeing gold at it Bullshit, finding this firestorm I remember seeing Find me this internal decapitation where they put his head back up

And they fucking moves again Yeah, bullshit It's like with nerves This isn't Star Trek I have to prove Gus on this one I'll never think he at the time when I read it, that can't be true But I think it was true No, bullshit

Find me the story, I refuse to believe he found it on it But imagine that happening to you where your head has come off, but you're still alive and you're just like You can't move anything it would stop me the worst thing. So that's why you don't raise go Like could you imagine being conscious for a few seconds after your head's chopped off? I think I think you can't just for more than a few seconds. You think so? I thought it was like like 10 seconds or so. I mean, I was like, what would they know? I was like, I was conscious. There was an experiment back in the 1700s. I want to think in France where he was going to be decapitated and he said that when he

his head got cut off, he would blink as long as he could to show that he was still alive and he went for almost a minute, I think. A minute! What was keeping him alive? That's nuts. It's like residual oxygen in his brain I guess. But we would talk about it this the other day. I thought that oxygen moves pretty fast through the body. I'll look it up. I was telling Gus that you could... I guess like your heart can stop for a little bit.

You can get started up and you can slow your heart down a lot by not breathing as well. I didn't know this until you told me you have it. Did you try it? No, I didn't. You put your hand in your heart and listen to your upbeat and then just hold your breath for as long as you can. Your heart will slow down to the point where it's actually scarier. Well that's what like to deepy time. That's what like the deep seed divers do, like the guys who hold their breath and go underwater for whatever reason. They just find some sort of odd, soft sub-level trance that they're like hyperventilate themselves so they're like sucking a lot of air and breathing out and then over oxygenate and stuff. Yeah, it's amazing what you can do without any equipment body body hacks

Wasn't it discovered that we originally either came from or heading back to the ocean due to that those discoveries? What do you mean? Huh that the body body could do amazing things in terms of, there are some people who could do really weird stuff underwater. There's a guy who underwatered. He walks the surface of the ocean with a spear to spear in fish. He could be down there for like five, 10 minutes.

Jesus. Yeah. It's like throwing natural in water. It's just like trailing your brain to not panic when you need. Because usually panic in some situations, panic is like a natural reaction something, but it really doesn't help you in any way yeah like panicking because you think you're drowning We'll just make you drown really fast. Yeah, if you just relax you'll just be fine speaking of water

Are you have you how many times you've been to Shlutter Bond already? Is it open yet? Yeah, I didn't know that what is this? Oh really? I thought it really pick off till Memorial Day. No, it's open on weekends right now And then like starting Memorial Day it so a shoulder bond is a water theme park in just south of Austin. And a brothels. And Brandon, how many times do you last summer? Probably went about seven times.

Seven times. I got a season, my girlfriend and I, my girlfriend and I have a season passes. So it's like, how much do I have? We have a free half day. And it's just like 30 minutes away. So just drove down, spent a half day. How much does that cost the season pass? It depends when you buy them.

It probably, if you buy during the year, like 200 bucks. Dude, I wonder what it's like. You can bring your own food, you can bring your own liquor. Well, you're not supposed to, but. They don't care. You can sneak it in. But, so what do we have to do to get Schlitter Mont? Like, just give us what we're going to do.

Hey, Schlitter Mont. What if they tell you you can do it? They, it's just, you just bring in you know, you know, your own bottles You're being cooler? Yeah, so you just bring like a bot like a Coke or something like that, or a side of a Bows in a place like that, plastic bottles Oh, I was lucky around drinking tonic tonic water Or something out of a tonic bottle, they don't give a shit

Maybe you like the taste of tonic water Yeah, this podcast sponsored by Slytherbond osco time in Texas Do these till you said fuck yeah, you haven't seen that commercial I don't I guess I haven't seen one in a while. I don't know if they should be so anyone at any one at shoulder bonds listening We would love to go to shoulder bond feel free to send us some tickets. So a bunch of us went to shoulder bond last year and It was at the end of the day and seven. I just wanted it chill out. Oh, you know that's that Yeah, yeah, it was like a bunch of us went last year and it was at the end of the day and Seb and I just wanted to chill out. Oh, you have a tab?

Yeah, it was like a bunch of us went last year. Jack, Jackie came and I think, yeah, there's actually a photo in my profile of all of us who went. Most of us who went. Seb and I just went and like this river and we were just like lying back and we're just like floating and then miles and carry were there with these two girls on dates. It's like the only reason they came is because the girls wanted to come and they all went I think with Jack to arrive. And they were in line for an hour. And they were just thinking, like, oh, like Brandon and Sabra just kind of chilling out and not

doing anything and they're waiting this line. So they left the girls in line and came to hang out with us. It was the dumb end. So the date went well. was yeah, that was rough and then I was like I don't understand what she's mad This is my house is current girlfriend who can tell All right, well, let's let's wrap things up. I want to cut all of that. No, no, that's awesome. All right. I keep it All right, well all right, Diablo 3, Max Payne 3, this week, Minecraft. Bye, guys. Food. Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way.

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