Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #167

Episode Date: May 23, 2012

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I always had this one. I was having this one. I was identifying instruments a cello was something I always have been so identifying Instruments in songs. I have a lot of trouble with that. Yeah, I mean strings There's a pint of strings So it's a podcast we got Gavin Bernie Gus Barbara Kerry and Miles here. What's this a dangerous amount of people? This is too many people We're gonna jettison a couple in a bit This is too many people. We're gonna get us in a couple in a bit. Justice had to be served. However, Miles and Carrie were very insistent on coming out of the podcast after they got thrown under the bus last week by Brandon.

Yep. Yeah. Yeah. And on our website, Miles made a journal. So last week Brandon said that you all went to Schlitterbond. Yes. And that essentially you guys abandoned the girls you run a date with because You didn't want to wait in line. That's absolutely true. That's true. We're not we're not debating that at all. So what are you so set about? Okay, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Brandon is better than entertaining in a hurry. Brandon

Brandon made it sound. Brandon made it sound like we ditched the girls in line and then actually it sound like Brandon made it sound like we ditch the girls in line and Brandon's like friends like they ditched they ditched the girls and then they came up to me and they're like oh Where are they murder us that is not what happened? Okay, we knew we knew that day was destined to fail whose voice was that was you? Are you imitating your own voice? I don't know Need as me imitating Brandon Brandon has a high, like, naezy voice. He does, he does. All right, let's step back for a moment.

Let's assume that maybe somebody didn't listen to this story last week. Oh, yeah, right. What did Brandon say, Gus, that happened to Ashley? So they went, those two, pointing at Kerri and Miles, were, went with a couple of girls. Brandon was our belief with Seb.

So Brandon and Seb went and got on the one ride. And those, the two idiots who are here on today got in a line with the girls on another ride, but the line was like an hour and a half long as they tend to be in the amusement parks rather than waiting the line. They decided to go hang out with Brandon and Seb and then miles and carry were befuddled as to why the girls were upset with them. And that is not true. They left the girls in the other line. To hold their place in line. No, no, no, no, no, no, we weren't coming back.

We had a lot of tension. OK, this water park is like 40 minutes, a 40 minute drive away from Austin. 45. So then you intentionally abandon them with no antenna going back, but then you still have to get in a car and sit with them for 40, 45 minutes to come back home. Yeah, I mean, fuck, I just got to step away back.

So what is your version of this story? OK. 45 minutes to come back home. Yeah, I mean fuck I just gotta go to sleep all the way back. So go. What is your version of this story? Okay. They're what are you upset about? Okay. You just said that you really did abandon him. He made it, we abandoned him, but that's not what we're upset about. We knew exactly that we were throwing ourselves

into the bus with this move. Okay. Yeah. From the beginning, we could tell this was not going to be a good date. Okay. First off, we didn't want to go to Schlitterbondond Brandon's one with like a boner for Schlitterbond and He went like six times. He really does have a boner for Schlitterbond

Yeah, it's all he could talk about Well, in Britain and defense it was we did in Austin last year have 76 days over a hundred degrees. Yes, and Schlitterbond is a water park Yes, and just so you guys know where this is heading, there was a comic that was made about this day. This was the day where we had been, we were fed up with the summer heat and drought and all the shit. So we decided to go to Schlitterbond.

And then of course that's the day where it's fucking poured and just this crazy thunderstorm came through and ruined everything. I don't remember rainy ever last summer, but okay. Oh, we did go one day. We do. That one day. Okay, so looking day. was the cloud right over you guys Here man, so so far this story is no different pal brand new

I am really regretting bringing you guys on the podcast. Okay, so check this out. I'm really liking it Okay, so From the start it was kind of like and we we show up and the girls are having a good time But they're kind of like doing like their own thing like their best friends. They're having fun We kind of knew when we got to when we got to a ride that was it was one of those slides Where you get like a you get like a double tube like two people going to tube we knew things weren't gonna go well when we got to the top and the girls are like I'm scared to go down. No, let me go with you. Let's go together. We'll have a girl, yeah.

We'll go with girl, Teeny A, and they rode down the slide and left Carrie and I. She was on the slide together. So there was a legend who was in the back. That was my question. Carrie was in the back. It sounds like you're dating gay guys who have a show on. That's something.

Oh my god. She's so cute. So what do you say to date with A? It sounds like the girls weren't that into you That's what it sounds like. Yeah, I mean you're gonna say it that way. Yeah, that's just you gotta put a positive spin on it That's a year words Yeah, the vision was perfect Unfortunately, like an actual date like where you had like a girl each always it just two girls and two guys who were just hanging out

No, no, it was actual date that just also happened to include like Jack and Brandon. Yeah. Then, so I see where things were going wrong. Yeah, exactly. So you get to the top of this one line and the girls went down in a double tube together. It was two girls one tube. Yeah, that's exactly what it was getting. That's coming.

And so from there, we were like, no, that's not a good sign. Because it's not going to end well. First try was at the first try. This is the first try, we were like, no, that's not a good sign. Because it's not gonna end well. First try was at the first try. First of the first try, yeah. Yeah, so things aren't off to a great start. Did you guys say anything to you guys, Prodysica, hey, no, no, why don't you ride with me? Yeah.

Oh, absolutely, we were like, you shouldn't have gone out. No, I gotta do it. It'll be okay, okay, so we weren't that good. So you were gonna sleep. I'll admit that right now. So you were really decisive. Yeah, so we could have a team of it now. So from down, admit that right now. So you were really decisive. Yeah, absolutely.

It's like we could have two different now. So from there things were going well. And then for the rest of the day, they tend to be hanging out together more than they do, more than they're like hanging out with us. But things really, really turned to shit when the thunderstorm came through. So we were in line for a ride called like the Amazon jungle or something

like that. It was some stupid themed ride where you go through a river and while you're waiting in line there's all these like really bad like Chuck E. Cheese-esque animatronic jungle animals that would supposed to you know like get you in the zone like you're about to go to the Amazon and all this shit. By the way Barbara is smiling, Giggula can maybe. She looks like she'd love this. I'm so excited. Oh my god, that's a lot of fun. So we're in this line. We're like 20 minutes in this line. We've already been standing there.

More than 20 minutes, man. Like we're maybe 20 minutes away from the front of the line. But we can see the front. We've 20 minutes into the story at this point. New assholes will stop. So we're almost to the front. And that's when the thunderstorm hits. All of a sudden, clouds came out of nowhere.

It starts raining. It's freezing cold. And Carrie and I are doing our best to shelter the young ladies. Right, these are cold girls and bikinis. Yes, so terrible. I sheltered. We're just trying to get close to them. But they're still like, so the getting close to the part this is the part where you leave I'm no no

not yet this is the part where they're this is the part where we realized we were just totally fucked this wasn't gonna happen so it starts raining and they shut down the ride they shut down all the rides in the park and they make everybody just sit and wait in line for the storm to pass for the storm to pass they they sit us in line surrounded by these animatronic animals that growl and make noises. Here is the best part about this whole situation. So one of the girls has a phobia of statues taxidermy and anything that that looks lifelike but isn't essentially. Okay, that's a strangely specific. It's a very high level. But it a, she, I know what you're trying to

phobia. Something like that. Has she met Joel? She's very scared. So she is surrounded by her worst fear in the freezing cold rain and two blusergies. Yeah. And she's panicking and freezing and just hyperventilating and can't deal with the situation. It was just the worst place she could possibly be. Two sum up. We have a girl in a bikini who's cold and afraid. Two girls in a bikini. One of whom's afraid. And cold. Yes. Here's the problem. She's comforted by her best friend. Her best friend swoops in before we can do anything. It's like, no, come here. It's going to be okay. It's fine. Miles is making a hugging motion. It's so hard okay. It's fine My eyes was making a hugging motion

You guys are just too slow like the best friend keeps beating you to yeah at that point get in there I knew this wasn't going well. So I was hilarious Cuz I was just like Yeah, you made a situation so much worse. You man that elephant's getting closer Did that thing just move fuck you guys don't take your eyes off of them Don't blink. Oh look there's Joel. There was supposed to be there was supposed to be like uh, uh, there was a stuff The worst part was there was there was one robot that was supposed to be like a safari guide It was supposed to be a human with like a mustache, but he just looked like a third-degree burn victim

Like a stuffed and hung from strings. So did you guys huddle up and say let's get out of here and go hang out with Brandon said That was late That's not the moment so no that was not the moment By the end of the day, we're just about to leave. We're like let's go one more ride Jack was like, yeah Let's go we're gonna do this and everybody's like okay sure So we get in line and we're waiting and waiting and then Brandon said we're finally like fuck this and they left to go It was it was called to the lazy river. Yeah, so We're standing there in line, we're just waiting.

We see them like, they go by, they're having fun. They go by, they're having fun. How can they go in that of its raiding? How could they go in that? It was no longer raiding. This is much later. This is the story. This is when, this is the moment that Brandon was talking about.

Everything else was just build up that let us to believe that nothing was going to happen. Yes. So we're just in line and sand, just like, hmm. And then we see them having a fun, and we're like having a fun week, having a fun. Having a fun.

They don't know. They have full problems by the time you're here. So eventually we're like, we kind of like looked at you. Yeah, we just lost eyes. And in our heads, we're just like, bail? Bail, that's bail. And we're just like, right in a way.

Ladies, if you would excuse us, we're going to go splash in the lazy room. You do have a wonderful day. You didn't invite them to come with. Yeah. We invite them. I think we really, I think we, I think we are like, yeah. Look, this, this, I don't want to stand for two hours. Let's just go have fun.

They're like, we really want to ride the ride. I was like, okay, well, we really don't. Let me get this straight. She would ride the stand in front of a worse nightmare We just left Jack Listen we gave Jack a lot of grief sometimes but the great thing about Jack is he will do anything at any point in time Like you can call Jack like Wednesday at 11.30 p.m. and go hey, you're gonna drink. He's like, I was asleep, but okay Get up and become unless he's raiding

What's his alternative sitting at home with his cats? See the Jack tweeted a photo of his lovely girlfriend. I did see that we should bring him in. Did you say our response? Yeah, did you see our tweet. I did see that we should bring him talk to you guys about how to have a successful date Some miles in carry after Jack posted a photo of his girlfriend saying instead of doing something I'll just spend time with my lover girlfriend. Oh he was bitter about you beating him at the trials competition Yeah, I want a minute guilty during the giving the money away. Yeah, he what yeah, he He probably goes well Gavin won but I was gonna give all my winnings to Charles play. I hope he'll do the same

So trusting I hope he'll do the same. That's a move. So interesting. He had a fuck you, like, hidden up his sleeve. Yeah. So my 100 bucks went to Charles play, which I'm fine with. It's a good cost. He was a better man. Jack's my name with Charles play. You know he wasn't going to do that.

He was like his fall back. He was so cocky all the way through that contest. He was like, I've got this. He was ahead of me on like 50 of the tracks. I was ahead on that three. And then the night before the contest ends, I just ripped a beat on every track I could. You're telling me about your plan

and this whole like rope-a-dope thing. I was really concerned that you not playing, you were gonna not be as good. No, I was awesome. Let's get Jack in here and we can talk about that. We'll talk about that. I'm gonna know what he posted. All right, girlfriend, too.

We'll trade you guys. Yeah, so he posted his picture of his girlfriend up. Jack does, and then these two, Miles and Carrie. They post the exact same photo about with Carrie in that pose of his girlfriend. Like, being sexy, so. Once again, you took something with girls and turned it into old dudes. You're like, this find a way to remove us from the girls. Like a worse super power in life. I'm not carrying them.

And abandon them in their time of need. I don't know. I don't know if we could comfort them and swoop in. Let's just bail. So do you want the three of us, Gavin, me and Gus to act as judge, like do you want us to pass judgment here and tell you how you did in the situation? I mean, we know we did a shit job. Yeah.

But here's the thing for it. We had a good time. We had a great time leaving those girls. It sounds awesome. Leaving those girls abandoned in line and just going to splash splash and lazy river was the best time we had all day First we'll shame on you It's terrible this terrible. It sounds to me like what you described is you went somewhere with girls And you did a bunch of dumb stuff these didn't want to be with the girl liked it

What and you don't know you've been on a date before? Was this the first time you had been on a date with these girls? Yes, here's a pro tip date before this is the first time you had been on a date with these girls yes here's a pro tip don't drive 45 miles away to go on a first date keep it close anything goes wrong here's my the tip that I'm even on a love first and only dates did you see it again did you see it again I'm kind of okay this. Can't you kinda? Okay, this sounds like this is why we're interested.

God damn it. Now you have to tell it. So, one of the girls is my current girlfriend. Wow, you saved it. So, I'm not really. Not exactly. Not really. He just put a circle of animatronic animals out here.

And he stood away from it. You can't escape the house now. Not really he just put a circle of animatronic animals So is she the one who's scared of animals? It's like Shannon McCormick just poked his head in Shannon are you coming to record Washington lines? No, I'm in the neighborhood So I stop on once you come and say hello and give us your sexy voice on the microphone. Just say hello So you can come and say hello, so everybody this is Shannon McC say hello. So everybody, this is Shane McCormick, please. Hey, this is Shane McCormick, making my first appearance on the podcast. Oh, hey.

So what are you doing in the neighborhood? What's going on? I'm doing an interview with a sketch comedian in town, and I just got done. And she's like a couple blocks away. I was like, I'm going to go see what the roots of Chief Guests are doing. Do you know this person by the way? Mary Jo Peel. She was one of the original actresses in mystery science theater.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She lives here in town. Yeah, yeah, she lives, well, I'm not gonna say whatever. Why? You're lost. You're in her address. Well, that's really cool. Are you going to be one of your shows, hopefully?

She is not, but she's doing some shows currently. And so I did an interview with her to just do a little promo for her. Oh cool. Yeah. So Shannon runs one of the biggest improv theater companies in Austin. And also what's your association with the cello jangard? So I'm a company member there and then get App Theater projects, which I run is a resident company there.

So we rent out the space or one of the two theater spaces there on a regular basis. I'm happy to finally hear you say it. Because in my head I was always saying NAP. Yeah it's good NAP. It's based off of an episode of The Smurfs called The Purple Smurfs. If, uh, for like about 1982, you want to hear the whole story? Sure. So, uh, there's a, it's the most, one of the most disturbing, uh, kids cartoons I've ever seen. Uh, there's a, it's the most, one of the most disturbing kids cartoons I've ever seen. A smurf goes out into the woods and a really angry butterfly bites them on the tail. And it turns them purple and makes them really, really mean and aggressive.

And all he can say is, get out, get out, get out. And then, so, and he bends over and hops around and bites another smurf on the butt. And then, it's a whole plague It's like a oh my god. I've seen no I've seen it. It's like an AIDS metaphor or something good I can see a zombie apocalypse Sure, no, it's not a apocalypse and in fact everybody is infected except for smurfette I think she's female Yeah, but then poppest smirk has been making a big

Batch of some sort of flower antidote, but he turns bad, but a candle is knocked over and it blows up his mushroom with all of the stuff inside of it and then flower pollen rains upon them and it's returned to normal. And that is fear. You're here. Good nap. Good nap. What's up about Flaz?

Jesus. Yeah, the only weird part of it is when the Gnaps murph leaves smurfed to go float in the lazy river These guys don't know how they left their girlfriends in line and amusement park to go hang out with their buddies That says it all we knew what we were doing We knew what we were doing. But these guys are all brony's, right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you. Oh, what? Oh, yeah, we never finished this. Oh, what are you doing? Are you? Thank you for remembering. Are you dating the friend, the huggy friend, or are you dating the neurotic one? I am dating the lovely girl that happens to be terrified of statues and statues.

Really? So, do you, when she comes home, do you pretend to be a statue? No. No. Do you pretend to be a statue? No No Do you pretend to be a statue in bed? Is that your strategy Gavin? Just lie there still Oh my God I got a lady's love You make worrying noise

It's when you move Like did she get freaked out if you go to a dance club and people are doing the robot? Does that kind of Big time No How does she feel about mannequins and like store display windows? Nope, nope. So she'll really say that too, she'll be like, no, no, no, no. We walked into a store.

She said she's gotten very good at recognizing like mall layouts. If you go into like a clothing store or something, she's like, typically the mannequins will be on this side of the door and they'll be one about here here like she knows it is she more freaked out by mannequins with heads or without his with his with his more life like it looks the like if it's just like a torso mannequin or some other creepy mannequin if it's just parts of the body then no not really a whole thing care of legs freaky man wait so how did you save it then?

How did you go from that date to a healthy relationship? Did you look currently in? I have no fucking clue. Someone could tell me how I did that. That'd be great. I wonder how you specifically came up with a word healthy. I'm gonna try that. So actually we know, can we say that?

Yeah, go for it. So it's Aaron. Yes. And, hi, Aaron. I know she's listening She if you want to see Aaron she was in our blip Live version of reversible that we did where she played she came up on stage and played the taco salesman Oh a bit partner Oh, yeah, oh the most racist

We are the taco salesman ever The master panicked guys they were like um can you give us uh... they're like what give us your best taco salesman she goes would you like to buy some tacos and like they just they just made fun of for it and after which comes up to me she goes i thought that's what they want is yeah what do you when you when you think it's cool you can go along with it yeah that is

well i'm glad you managed to save it. I think that says a lot. I don't know how you wanted to. So what happened to Huggy friend? Huggy friend. She moved in. She, uh, I think she's going to Los Angeles. Like, to go.

People love hugs in Los Angeles. It is. It is one of the friends leaves town and suddenly then he manages to salvage the relationship. Yeah, there's no one to cop block him now. Yeah, we're their friends. That friend seem to be running interference. Yeah. Yeah.

It all makes sense now. Everything's so clear. You guys should never have left them in the line. Nope. Nope. Nope. You should not have. That was great. That was great. Alright, beat it.

Alright, we're out. Good Jackp. Goodbye. My favorite part about that story was when the water park closed down because of water. That was fun. There's a very specific rule of... Is it a big thing in the UK when people go swimming like in a public pool? Did people do that? Are there public pools?

We have pools, yeah. And like, did you grow up going to pools? I did. Well that's great. Usually, yeah, my neighbor had a pool. Yeah. There aren't as many outdoor ones as there are here, but... Even I did, and I only have like one month of summer. She's a one day of summer in Canada.

It's Jack. Subjectly. What's up, internet? You know, it's really funny, you're wearing the shirt that your girlfriend was wearing when you posted the photo. Not the same shirt. I would imagine that. Not the same cut of shirt.

We just finished talking about that, too. Oh, yeah. Well, we were talking about miles and carry and they're great. I love each other. And I'm doing a great slitter bond date. Oh yeah. Were they abandoned their girls? Oh god. You were there too apparently. I was there. That was bad. That was painful dude. Well it was painful. Yeah they told a four minute story over the course of about 16 minutes. It was awesome. The story took longer than real time. I was like, what the fuck? Get to that story. It was framed by frame. But the wish point of it was, the story was no different than a brain. I know. I was like, I know.

After 16 minutes, I regret bringing them in. I just think they wanted to defend themselves from seeming like really incompetent dudes who were like, didn't realize that they were offending girls. Yeah, they didn't do that. I mean, no. No, but they realized they were offending them. I think that was their whole like... Yeah, they could have said that 15 seconds. So they came in to tell them that they were well aware that they were being off-tells.

No, I mean, they didn't defend themselves. They didn't want to seem dumb in that sense. It's that they were dumb. That's very dumb. That worked. They're idiots. That definitely worked. From a girl perspective.

That's a great subject. So Jack, I made you a compliment out of the room. I said that you're the one guy I know that, like, if, call you at like 11, 30 at night, that you're always up to do whatever. You don't have prior plans. You're like, yeah, sure, I'll do whatever. Absolutely.

There's a lot of people here who are like that. Barbarian. You're also like that. I am also like that. That's just because I have no other friends. We recently moved in Canada. No, there's a lot of people. Like, you know, some people as like, they go home and that's it.

Like, like, Gus, I don't picture you as a going out Canada. No, there's a lot of people. Some people, they go home and that's it. Gus, I don't picture you as a going out ever. No, no. I turn off the lights and I hide. You went out because one time when Jordan and Thalier were in town. Oh yeah, that was my one time for the year. I had to get a dinner, so I was really fun. It was awesome.

Gus and Esther are really fun. New York Comic Con was a blast. No, no. I'm spreading these rumors about Gus being fun We were on the rest of I forgot about that. No, I'm always up for going on doing things like that's that's one thing I would rather be out of my house doing pretty much anything than in my house doing nothing But it's good much you will say that and then when you call them like I'm already in yeah You know, but you it's.30 at night, you know.

Like, you know, the example I use is I call you and you wake up, like, it's 11.30. Hey, you want to go to drink? I'm like, oh, I'll sleep in, but yeah, I'll be right there. I'm going. I'm going. Pretty much, yeah. Well, I mean, I guess you, in that case, you look at the hierarchy of things, sleep or drink. Yeah.

Drink, it's like rock paper scissors. Drink, beat sleep. And you drink it and you sleep better. So you really don't. You really don't really go We pass out quicker. I gotta be honest. I don't drink all that much Gavin and I went out last night and had a drink went to the high ball No, we went to go we had a cool thing that we went to go do Gavin is now the owner of a suit

It's true. Oh, so you were testing your suit out last night? No, I didn't wear it So you were testing your shoot out last night? No, I didn't wear it. Oh So we went to go get the suit. Oh, okay, they still suit the One of the tickets from the ski ball. Yeah, it's a long story, but there was an animatronic bear in our way And we got sidetrack no, we went to so Gavin I are going to the men in black three premier today. It's a night today. It's true. Oh, you're gonna be on a plane today? Yeah, wow. You're gonna need more of a plane. You're getting on a plane in negative hours. To be there in four hours. But and so he needed it was which were required to wear black and white

attire to this and so so I take it if I'm gonna get a suit for the first time. I want to look like one of the guys from men of black so that's my suit. Nice. Tell them it takes a lot more than a suit You think so? Yeah, did you see the video of Will Smith punch in the dude? I'm a watchy-head. He tried to make help them. Yeah, some German guy tried to kiss him or something Or something. Yeah, what is this stony? Okay, and he just sacked it? No, he was like the guy comes out and gives him a hug and Will Smith like Hey, and then the guy just goes straight for his mouth like tries to kiss and run the mouth

And then will Smith shoves him it gives him like a really soppy backhanded like fist to the face Soppy back in it was like so And then Sounds like you hit him with a fish or something Yeah, it's like a really like yeah, was his hand really wet? No, it's not that thing. Here's a fun trivia question. Do you remember what will Smith's last movie was before Min and Black 3? Let me think about this And there's what I think is good. Here's a fun trivia question. Do you remember what Will Smith's last movie was before Minim Black 3? Let me think about this.

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Will Smith took a four-year hiatus for movies. Yeah, I was not aware of that. Seven pounds tanked and like you get critically Panned and so he kind of just stepped away and he helped I guess The kids are what I helped Jaden and Willow, and their career path. So he, like, stepped back, helped them out with their stuff, and now he's going to get back in a filmmaking. And so, he's doing Minim Black III. Apparently, he's doing Irobot II. Yep.

Hancock II. Hancock II. Oh, okay. And there's even rumor, I am legend too. Oh, okay. So, he's just doing sequels now. Well, he's doing bad voice 3. He's on here as well.

Yeah. Bad voice 3, yeah. Yeah, that's in the case. He's also better. This is funny. He's also doing a movie. It's a non-sequel, but it's called After Earth. So it sounds like a sequel.

That's on 2. After Earth is a night Shyamalan movie. It's him and his son, actually. So the ending will double suck. What's the name of that track record with the endings of movies? Yeah. So do you know what happens to the end of 7 pounds?

Can we give this a boil? This has been out for like four years. I don't even know what that movie is about. So, 7 pounds is a guy who basically he gets in a car accident and he kills his wife and his kid in like a van full of other people. He ends up killing like seven people. So, in a size, he's going to donate seven of his organs to various people. Like, he finds good people that need organs.

And then at the end of the movie, commit suicide in all of his organs get donated so like what he harrowesons and it reserial dot sends in it and the way he kills himself is he gets in a bathtub full of jellyfish and that's the uh... uh... well he gets in a bathtub full of jellyfish they shock into death in the dies

and then it cuts to a road was a shock to you know they don't well they think they think they stung under that whatever and then it cuts to reser talk to you. No, they don't. Well, they stung him to death, whatever. And then it cuts to Rosario Dawson who got his heart, and they also fell in love. But she got his heart, and she sees Woody Harrelson who got his eyes, and then they cry. And that's the end of the movie.

Well, that's a little bit of an exaggeration. Well, that's pretty close. Very close, it's the general just in the end. What? It's terrible. Did he get an evative of a jellyfish? I think it was just one jellyfish. Well, anyway. But there's a jellyfish in the same. Yeah, he did it. It's terrible. Did he get an evative of a jellyfish? I think it was just one jellyfish. Well anyway, but there's a jellyfish in this Yeah, he's a there was some sort of connection with jellyfish and what was it?

I don't remember yeah, riveting. That's somehow like it'll kill them But it won't like damage any of his organs or something like that Okay, why don't you learn yourself in the damn head, huh? Can't donate the brain just ruin that well Yeah, eyes would be in danger It's because it's the only way you could kill yourself without damaging. And it also prevents or makes your organs live longer. So it's like, I don't see why that's dumb.

That's just cooler. If it's based on fact, yeah, sure. The problem I've got with it is, where do you get a jellyfish? Yeah, a live jellyfish. I'm going out today. I want a jellyfish. Where do I go? Did you live in Hawaii or something? No, it was like Chicago or New York.

Oh, right. There's some major city. What the hell? Good lakes right there by Chicago. I guess it's some jellyfish. I'm totally kidding. You said it right. That's the freshwater jellyfish, you know. Maybe you went to like a pet shop aquarium. Yeah, I know tons of people with pets. No, we know. I went down the ride. Hold on. Or did you go on Amazon maybe? So anyway, that was his last movie he made.

And then he helped Willow and Jade and make their movies and start music careers. And now he's getting back into it by doing a whole bunch of the same characters he's already on. But that being said, I am actually excited about Min and Black 3. The Min and Black movies are very,

like they know what they are. They're very son of film movies, right? Yeah, they know what they are. They don't try to be anything crazy. They're perfect popcorn, summer action movies.? Yeah. Yeah, they know what they are. They don't try to be anything crazy. They're perfect popcorn summer action movies. I didn't really like Men in Black 2, but it has a scene in it that I think is the funniest scene in any movie.

Which is where Will Smith lands on a load of soft tubing, but he can't get off his head. He's like, there's a countdown, and he's like, really trying to get to something. But he's like stuck with stuff. Yeah. And he's like kicking his legs. I just can't go up because it's so, I was never, never.

I haven't seen that movie that came out. Yeah, that was what I remember. That was also the first movie that I saw Rosario Dawson. I was like, this girl is beautiful. Me, like, I love her. Dude, she is so hot and clerks too. She is so hot and clerks too. Oh my God.

She is so hot and clerks. She's hotter than that than she is in Sinciti I think you can find certain people at certain points like this like a window of like their after hot Dude they happen to capture her on film for clueless to Lindsay Lohan and Mean Girls That's the hottest she'll ever be in her life. I think she was like 15 in that. No, I think she was 18 at that point No, I just pretty good. Jordan 15. I can I'll tell you that my parent trap is the best Here we go again That's not just free. It's pretty good. Jordan 15. I can I'll tell you that. My parent trap is the best. Here we go again. It's funny. Underage discussion.

Rosario Dawson on top of the roof and clerks too, dancing. How to scene ever put. That's all I remember about that move. Oh my god. That's all I remember about that move. And I came away with a positive impression. I still think of that move fondly so. Okay.

It really left a good impression. Yeah. It was also a red. And what? Rent. She was the only actress who wasn't in the main cast. Yeah, yeah, I think there was two Okay, I don't know I don't know anything about musicals, but she was in that are you a big fan of right? I was really drunk when I saw the trailer for rent for the first time. I was seeing some movie and like I started laughing out loud I thought it was fucking ridiculous like they start singing how many seconds are in a year. Yeah. And I was just like, so it's like so fucking stupid.

I was like, is this real? I couldn't believe that was the, I thought it was a joke. Yeah. But so you guys go to New York City to see the Minimlicre mayor, right? We are. I would kill to get a New York City

and see the Book of Mormon. Like speaking musicals and everything. I stayed right across the street, last time I was there. When I was there last week I stayed across street from the theater and I was thinking of you jack. Oh, man Go scalp tickets and let me know how it is Do that right scalp?

No, why I assume you can scalp tickets to a Broadway show, but that's weird Well, they have like retailers that will have extra tickets or something like that I don't know how it works. I think they're really expensive though. Yeah, well, I'm sure there I mean, I know book of Mormon is sold out. I think it's entirely sold out this year. Like you cannot buy a ticket for it to see it this year unless you're buying it through a scalper or a resale or something.

Yeah, when we were in New York for New York Comic Con, you know, it was sold out and I asked a concierge at our hotel if there was any way to get tickets. And she was like, yeah, yeah, we have connections, we can get you tickets. I was like, oh, great, how much are they? It's like 600 bucks each. Wow. I was like, nope, great, how much are they? It's like 600 bucks each. Wow.

I was like, nope, that's okay. I don't want to see it that bad. Would you pay $600? Jack, you're gonna see Book of Mormon? It was a really, really good seat. I'm talking like in the orchestra section, maybe, failure six row back center, maybe. You could have just said yes.

I mean, it's in the end, that's specific. But if it was like nosebleed now, what if it was a Tuesday? It was, what? Sure. I don't that's specific, but if it was like nosebleed now, what if it was a Tuesday? What sure? I don't understand like like that seems like a lot of money like a ticket 600 bucks to go see a play they're gonna pay the amount to go and We get these debates a lot with my friends because we get a sporting events and not brought That's how we roll but like we I paid 350 bucks to get really good tickets to go see a football game in Columbus, Ohio. Yeah, and everyone's like, that's too much. It's like we flew here from Austin and we stayed in a hotel.

We're already like 900 bucks in it this year. Yeah, it's like you just neglect that. It's like you haven't established like this is too much, but it's like getting to this place is already 75% of the car. Who are you already there talking to the scalper and then they decide it's too much? Yeah, because at that point you're like, then you everything's a total loss. You have to write everything off if you don't see the fucking game. is already 75% of the cost. Where you already they're talking to the scalper and then they decide it's too much? Yeah! Because at that point, you're like, everything's a total loss.

You have to write everything off if you don't see the fucking game. It's just yeah, it's like, we're already so committed. What's the next 100 bucks on to get better seats? What's the most you've ever scalped a ticket for? Or bought a ticket for? I think that those tickets were 350,

but I had tickets to a football game and they were on the upper deck, which sounds bad. But they were on the upper deck, sounds bad but they won the upper deck 50 yard line first row. So it was like we're just like hanging over the field. That's pretty awesome. That's where no high-o-state fan just pushes you right off. Dude you're not counting. That was a rough game for if you're a UT fan up in Ohio. We went to go see the Texas Longhorns play the Ohio State Buckais and those are two huge college teams and Ohio State they take it very seriously. No kidding Jack. We almost got in four fights on the way back to the college. Yeah that was the one. Yeah it was a long one but it was a close close game and so it

was a fantastic game. Yeah. But I've seen so many fights at hockey games. Oh it only mentions them. Crazy. So passionate. So I just think well the players fight. I mean of course the fans are gonna fight too. But it's like after the game's already done and like that one team won and one team lost obviously They don't want the fights to stop people I want to see fights in different spots I want to see a curling fight either ever fights after boxing matches or UFC matches Everyone's just in the mood for smashing. Oh, I mean audience. Yeah, absolutely Oh, yeah, are you kidding? I would I know here that I was here about like riots after like NBA games and like non-physical Contact do you do you feel violent after you watch violent things? No, no like

Entered by it you watch like a not like a violent movie. I always have a weird like kind of a non-voluntive Violent-tensy, but like it like my rage gets up whenever I see like a bullying thing like one of those bully videos I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why, I spent I spent $450 on it NBA finalist tickets and that was that's the most I've ever spent that was one That was when Jeff and I were at E3 a couple years ago. Yeah, it was the Celtics and Lakers and it was game six I think championship game that was a championship game And if the Celtics would have won that would have been the last game of the series

So that'd be kind of cool and that was the one where Michelle Obama will I am and flee were sitting right behind us No, they were they were their own their own box like because of the way the uh... the obama was everybody left a float in the lazy river no it was uh... like so that the uh... nothing no kiss and staple center it's they have a lower bowl of seats and then they have three levels of the i-peas it's like box seats and then an upper bowl and so that the we were like we were behind

The the goal in our backs were against the literally we're on the top row of the lower bowl and our backs were against the wall and Like right behind us was a box that had flea and then will I am in a Michelle Obama? And I think the two daughters two were there. I'm gonna have some really dumb who is will I am well? I am is in Black eyed piece. Okay, okay. Yeah. He's the he's the one who sings He's not one of the two dancer guys. He's the guy who sings and then it's Fergie. She also sings He was gonna X-Men maybe as well. He was? Uh-huh. Oh, it's right X-Men Wolverine origins Oh, I never saw that one. I thought that was the 3000 dude Andre 3000. That's outcast I see okay, that's Andre Benjamin and and uh the other guy and how did they enjoy the game?

They were not there. Okay. But that was funny because that was where Jeff and I saw a keynotge, not a keynotge on. Really? No, I'm excited. It was a cream-abdulled bar. They cut to him on the gym, Motron. And the next day, Jeff and I were flying back to Austin.

We went to the in-and-out right by LAX. And we were walking out and we saw him again in his giant SUV going in and out. It was like, oh, that's weird by the airport. Yeah Go for the LA people are obsessed with in and out and I'm one of them In and out's good It's about your obsession with Tim Hortons in and out's way better than Tim Hortons Probably it's a coffee shop in Canada that's like our only coffee shop Also, I didn't take a picture of it for you. New York City has them. They do.

Yeah, I didn't know that. I just found two moves south now. Oh, I know. They're in Virginia, Duncan Donuts territory up there in the Northeast. So well, they had to move south otherwise, like Duncan Donuts will just take all their promotion. Yeah, I think they're also moving into like Michigan and other Northern states. And part of it, we just give Michigan a can of that.

I mean, it's like, it's like 90% Canadian anyway. Oh, is there anything I'd want to keep in Michigan? I'm not sure we just give Michigan a Canada. I mean, it's like, it's like 90% Canadian anyway. Is there anything I'd want to keep in Michigan? I'm not thinking for it automotive. Roving packs of wild dogs. Hunting the suburbs now? Yeah, we can give it to Canada. Detroit rap.

Let's run UMAP. Let's give the ship we don't want to. You take North Dakota too. Just so we don't piss off anybody who lives in Michigan. Why don't we give them the upper peninsula of the upper part of Michigan, which nobody recognizes anyway, even the people who live in Michigan, we'll give them that, and then we'll see how it works out, then maybe they can take it. I think I hear it deciding what to do.

Do you need to... Thank you, Mr. America. Do you need Alaska? Is that important to us? Yes, yes, yes. We'll keep Alaska. Because we have to watch... We have to watch Russia. Very closely. We also have to watch Ice Road truck real issues. We have to watch Russia. Yeah, very closely. We also have to watch ice road truckers and deadly catch. I've never understood how Alaska is part of America.

Like it's attached to Canada. What's that? It's attached to us. We fucking bought it. Just like you know. Well, I guess we're also attached here at the bottom, but it's just fun, because it makes no sense like you have to go through Canada to get to Alaska.

Go on. I just get to another part of your country you have to go through Canada to get to Alaska. Go on. I just get to another part of your country. You have to go through another country. I just imagine Canadians who are working their way west across all of Canada settling it. And they're halfway in America and they're like, they're like, they're like, jump up in the escalators. Like ours and you're like, okay.

Sorry. Sorry about that. Oh, you're here. Okay. Let's just draw a line. A tape line. Jumping back to the food rule quick. Oh, you're here. Okay. Let's just draw a line of tape line. Jumping back to the food real quick. If you had to, if you could only pick between in and out or water burger

What would you take? I don't like water burger. You know, I straight up don't like water burgers. Whoa. Yeah, that freaks me Blab for sure. I love water burger, but I would I would pick in and out really. Yeah. Now I would go water burger All the way water burgers like the local or like this southern version of in and out like we only kind of have it in this area And it's delicious. I love me some water burger. That's so good like the local or like the southern version of In-N-Out. Like we only kind of have it in this area, and it's delicious. It's okay. I love me, Swataburger. It's so good.

There's the thing some hamburger places do that I don't like, which is they grill their buns, like they butter them and grill them. I can't, that's too much. It's delicious. It's as much as delicious. We talked to Gavin, and I were talking about cheeseburgers the other day.

I'm the, yeah. We were thinking about doing a cheeseburger challenge. I can't do it. I think you should do it. No. You like, I love cheeseburgers. You know, if cheeseburger challenge. I can't do it. I think you should do it. You feel like I love cheeseburger. If you're in, I'll do it. What's the cheeseburger challenge? I want Gus to have a cheeseburger every meal of the day for five days. Wow. The thing is, I just said that would be too easy if I had my choice of burgers. I said you got to make it like the low-level base burger like the 79-seat cheeseburger at McDonald's. Yeah, that's all you can eat only that one.

I can't do that. I would fucking go crazy. That's fucking easy. You want to do the cheeseburger challenge? I don't want to. I would. Alright, you can do it. What do you get for that? Oh, I don't know.

We were just in the conceptual stage. Yeah. I just wanted to interview him before his first one, like, oh delicious. And then an interview him right before his last one, where he's like, I want to die. Oh yeah, it'd be horrible although it's a weird thing It's cheese works like the only thing you eat that it gets better the more you eat it like the last bite of a cheeseburger Something about this you don't want it to end. You're just like oh What's it or all this stuff like goes to the bottom like the gravity? I don't know what that is. What were you pulling out of your burger last night?

Cute wasn't a burger. It was a tuna sandwich. I have I pulled out cucumber Because it's fucking cute. We got a long discussion Yeah, what do you know what a gherkin is? Yeah, oh, yeah, it's a type of pickle right it's a dancer right It is isn't pickles The pickle is not a thing. It's not vegetable. It's a pickle is a not a thing. No is a french fry a thing Because it's from a fucking potato. Yeah, well done. Oh, yeah, cucumbers a thing idiot. What about a reason? I'm sorry. I thought something yeah, but that's the method What so it's a reason?

Rays are things so it's a pickled cucumber. I think yeah, you can pick it when I say a pickle someone gets a picture in their mind And they know what I'm talking about yeah, but it's a method of doing so you can pick anything I can't you can't get an onion.. Okay, sorry, a curtain is a pickled cucumber. No, just that what they say at the fucking grocery store, we use that. Classic pickled cucumbers. No, it's like fucking picklikes. It, what I'm from, in a baga is a gacken. Cause that's what it is.

It's pickled. Yeah, it sounds disgusting. You don't cool, you don't cool. You don't cool fries, chops. Cause I've been chopped. It doesn't make any damn sense chops because I've been chopped But they've been fried I drink shakes Damn it! Gurgens. Okay, so it was the whole point. Gurgens. So Gurgens are an actual vegetable.

Like, they are? Yeah, like, so you have pickle cucumber, and the Zan pickle Gurgens, but you call them both a pickle. That's not my issue with it. Gurgens sounds like a standard of an impugn. A Gurgens is like, it's like what we call pickles. Like, we don't actually eat pickled cucumbers. Typically, we eat pickled Gurgens.

Yeah. They're the little lumpy, you know, I have a pickle onions. What? Yeah, we do. No, do you call as've had I put onions what yeah, we do no Cool as pickles do you have you have you ever eaten a Girkin ever like I'm just gonna have a stewed Like grilled Girkin my my brother used to eat guckins from a jaw like a jar of like pickled Girkins No, that's what I'm asking you have you ever had just Girkins non pickled Girkins No, so it's the same thing we just called them pickles.

What? We just say thing in reverse. What are you all about? Well you're saying, you call them gurgens, we call them pickles. That's it. We're going to eat pickled cucumbers, we eat pickled gurgens. Have you ever had a pickled cucumber like a legitimate like this big Slices of cucumber.

An enormous pickled cucumber with that big. No, not the whole thing. Not the whole thing. I think slice of pickled cucumber I think slice it like diners when you get like a bird yeah I hate that kind of pick with anything it's just gross nasty no you crazy what is pickling what is what do you do to be like so happy right yeah oh gross really yeah this is like pretty good at her I love vinegar we're about to go to Gavin, do you know what they put on their hamburgers down there?

Cheese. Beats. Oh. A slice of beats. So gross, the first time I went down there, I ordered a burger and I thought it was just sliced a tomato, I was like, okay, I'll take a bite out of this. Nope. It's a beat.

When you're not expecting it, that is a fucking shot. Do you find that stuff tastes terrible when you don't expect it? Like, I once had, I had like a glass of orange juice And I went to cacip and I'd realize I was drinking milk Like someone just left a glass of milk and I like milk. How did you think it was? Look at it. I was just like but why orange juice wait, so you just grab stuff and drink it I was next to you. I just like I'm not gonna use that against you anyway I like milk, but the fact that I was expecting orange juice Maybe you want to throw up

Every day I went to my friend with vinegar. No, he came in He was very young like six or seven years old. He came in after playing outside on a really hot day Like dying of thirst and he was at his grandmother's house with his mother and His mom opened the fridge looking for water and found this clear container and poured him a giant glass And he took a gulp of it and it was vinegar. So he is now a scry for life, cannot have salad dressing or anything with like a vinegar taste at all. Why did you, why did his grandmother just have a giant jar of water in her room for him?

She was piggling herkins. She was piggling air. So you guys know where I, I will sometimes drink out of a coke and then take like four sips Yeah, and then leave it leave it everywhere leave it Yeah, or eat one chip and leave the bag on the kitchen table. What's that we eat one chip from a bag of that? I listen here's my logic there Is that I don't want to eat the entire bag of pretzels, but I don't want to just throw them away So I leave them for someone else to throw away. No, so I just want to have a

But no, I still walk subsidies. Oh open food. I'm gonna have some of this like no one does that Literally everyone's company But the thing is if you like poured them into a bowl sure then it would come up maybe One or two my hosting a party sure I'm gonna side of a firewall back there with those dirty animators I'm out of a firewall back there with those dirty animators. It doesn't fly up here with the anix. But I think I know why I might not want to go back to a can of coke that I've had.

It's like, if I forgot where I put it down, I will just get another one. And it's like, even though I know that it's my coke. You are very wasteful. I've leased, I'm not wasting. I'm not wasting. No, there is a satisfaction. That's you.

That is you. There's a satisfaction in that. There's not. What satisfaction is there? I don't know, let me say you're staying in a hotel and you just leave the water running. There's like a deep down. What? It's like I'm wasting water, but I'm not paying for it. What are you guys doing? Big of dick. No, I'm just like a treat. We don't have that. Like, what are you dying to leave the water running in your own house? It's just like, whoosh, that's leave that running for a bit. You were talking, we were talking about some public campaign in the UK, something we do in America that you guys don't do in the US. And what was it?

And when I was comparing you to, I said the most successful public campaign in the history of the US was the don't litter campaign. Because people in America hate littering, like they hate it. And it wasn't always that case. Like case like in the 70 people just throw shit everywhere in there's a scene in madman where like they just dump their shit off of on picnic they just like dump all the stuff off the it's the way people used to be they used to be there you said they didn't care you used to clean that up yeah and now you see someone throwing something on side of the road and you give them like like death i yeah you'd be more likely to go

after them than if you saw them like no not like hitting a dog but like something else so i mean yeah people take it really, really seriously. But we were talking about that in regards to something in the UK that you guys take really seriously. And I can't fucking remember what it is now. I don't remember. Was it don't text and drive? What was that one video where like the girls

are in a car texting and driving and then getting that out of the door. You knew that, you actually got this really weird. Oh yeah, got it. It was don't driving. Yeah, it was don't driving. It was don't driving. If you set foot in a bar, you don't drive in the UK. Like there's no like,

I need to evaluate whether or not I'm tipsy or a little bit. How the fuck did you land on that? It's so weird. That brings us back to our coincidence thing. But yeah, he was saying that in the UK Gavin was saying I just feel like drunk driving in the UK is a huge, huge deal. And people never risk it. Like here, it's like, I've had a few, I feel okay. Yeah and they just drive. Well it's also public transportation over there's a lot better right? You have to drive everywhere in this goddamn country yeah yeah or I guess it says the girl who drives from across the street. That is true. You do get one of like the eight people who live 300 feet away and drive towards. I only drive on the days I want to go somewhere lunch which is most days. Then I gotta go walk back

get my car on the road. I just feel like in this country drink driving should be a big deal. Is that what you call it drink driving? Drunk driving. Yeah. Were you saying drunk and it came out drink? I don't know. I actually call it drink driving. Are you drunk right now? I'm okay. The thing I love about Gav that no one who listens to the podcast can appreciate is that every week he comes in here and consistently puts his headphones on wrong

Every week, yeah, I always wanted to say something about it But I wanted to see if you would stop on your own or if it was a coincidence, but oh they feel no Intentionally you obviously put them on wrong every single fucking time we come in here after last week Do you think now that he's fucking with you slowly? Maybe maybe I can't take anything for granted. I wish we had video rolling last week. I used to sit up and threw your chair down, you were so pissed off. Afterwards, I told Bernie that.

I had, at one point, was replying to one of his IMs and was gonna ask him if he was getting all his IMs in quotes because it's something changed. And I typed the whole thing out, and I deleted it. I was like, no, no, no, no. I'll figure this shit out. Oh my god. I was internet for like a day, and then I got thing out and I deleted it I was like no no no I'll figure this shit out oh my god I was internet for like a day and then I got really lazy and stopped doing it No, I should look I should look and it came to me the exact same way he came to the other guys He's like hey you want fuck with Gus I'm like fuck yeah I'm in tell me anything immediately everyone was like absolutely

I don't like it's not like what are we messing with Gus why isn he busy? No one said that and no one is on that. Well, it's a... Everybody's right on board with the plan. I wish I could go back and find all my Google searches from around that time. You can see it. Because I'm sure it was like... No, it's disabled. Oh, you're like...

Like, I chat quotes. OSX. I chat quotes. Settings quote, I chat OSX. Man, it's scary. When you look at a search history. It's fucking scary. Oh, yeah It's like looking into the thought process of my brain It's just so you don't want to get that deep into someone's head I was thinking about this when I was looking at my data online the other day

I was like like my all my cloud accounts where it's like all my dates here and it's here and it's over there And it's like I got this really weird feeling we're talking about how whether something can be self-aware And it's like I realize like, in a weird way, like I am my cloud's access to the real world. Like it's the way all this data gets out from the internet to everyone else. Like that's creepy to me, you know what I mean? It's like I'm just gonna like portal

to the meat world to burn all this stuff, for all this digital stuff. But I have a problem, guys. So you were talking about how you were freaked out and you were looking through settings and googling, I have a problem that guys. So you were talking about how you were freaked out and you were looking through settings and googling, I have a problem that always bothers me on my browser. And I don't know what causes it, but it happens all the time.

Or it happens like intermittently enough to where bothers me and it's a trend, but I can't do anything about it. I can't do anything about it. I don't know if it's a thing. Every time I'm gonna be filling in a form, like, you know, typing in something. And I type in something wrong

and I hit back space a couple times and My back space makes my page go back you know you clicked out of the box one or two times Oh, yeah, if you're clicked out of the box, I'll do that. It'll do that My back space is back on a browser unless you're actually typing in a that is the fucking stupidest thing ever Is that what causes that yeah? That's totally what that's happened on YouTube like uploading videos and stuff like Oh, I gotta go change the description and like accidentally hit backspace and say, oh yeah. How do you disable that?

You probably changed the shortcut. Wait, just go forward again. What's that? Just go forward again. What can you lose information sometimes? If you think I feel typically, it'll stay. But like sometimes it's just a cure for them out of the cure. That's what I mean.

Like a YouTube upload. Like if you do that on a YouTube upload, it just kills the upload. That's a good point. That's a bastard. That's happened a few times to me. Can I tell you something that will make you all want to switch to Chrome, which I can't believe most of you guys don't use Chrome.

I'm our own Chrome. I use Chrome. I use Safari. You use Safari? Yeah. Here's one of the greatest things ever. Under the file menu that I wish every browser had. There's new tab, new window, new incognito window.

I don't ever use that. But the one below that is reopen closed tab. So if you actually close a tab, Safari has a press undo. What? Yes, Safari also has re-open all tabs from last session. That's the doesn't have the same thing though. If you close a tab.

Yeah, you can run in that. In Safari, you can re-open the last tab, you can also re-open the last closed window as well. Really? Yeah. I'm going to test this right now and you're going to be various when it doesn't work. But Chrome does have a list of all the tabs you've recently closed like it has a list of like ten or so

So I did you just kind of want that? You said fail to let pay just constantly be like oops can do that it is now the most popular web browser I think last week it finally surpassed Internet Explorer and Firefox that works. He's right that works Well, I sometimes though I like start navigating a tab And I don't realize that I've closed the wrong one like I like navigate like six away And then I'm like oh shit, and I've gone off and done something else. I imagine control Zed will only go back if you just do it the moment you close it. I Know like would be a amount of YouTube and stuff we use it makes sense to use Chrome

I mean it seemed for some reason YouTube seems to work so much better with Chrome than anything else. I wonder why Go figure there be some reason there. What's the problem now? Some collusion or something. So, buddy, yes, should we get onto the subject? Yeah, you guys are dead. Of how we are dead. No, skip it next week.

No, no, no. Just wait, you have plenty of time. The problem is, I'm pausing when you ask that because I want to try to think of all the coincidences that I'm trying to prepare better for this and come back. No, no, no, let's do it. Let's do it. There was one that happened in LA, which was really creepy We basically think we're dead because the most ridiculous coincidence is keep happening Like even just trying to think of something and then and then basically Jack doesn't know we're talking about him

I'm blurted out like that just kind of happened now That's a low level of example that though because he got close to it And it's happened literally on the podcast a few times like when I was mentioning seeing how it's done that was live podcast number 159 was the same day you booked travel to go on the rap up show and I just hadn't told anybody about it yeah and you actually sell a podcast that's the coincidence and I just completely missed the fact that you said that right because I didn't know you were I didn't know you were going to see Howard Stern for the taping and at the same day I booked a trip to go to sit in on the wrap-up show Which is awesome on another podcast. We were talking about Monty and literally in the same second

He walked in right away on the most expected him to walk in right now Yeah, the moment that Gavin and I started talking about Monty. He walked in tell the LA one Okay, the LA one we were passing a nail salon And so what we're thinking what Gavin I think is that we're like in coma One of us is re I think I'm real in your face. No, this is what's happened. Right. This is my theory on it So he's tired of it My theory is that we've never met we would we would drive in cars We crashed into each other and we're side by side in a hospital in comas. You got my Gavin

You got Gavin in my journey and We're just sharing this experience which we Refered yeah, our present now is actually a coma dream. Mm-hmm. We're actually dying next to each other right now And we're like constructing reality on the fly. Yeah, okay. That's what we think that makes sense It totally does stuff. It's like a branch of inception. Yeah stuff is just too perfect So we were in Los Angeles when we passed a nail salon and it said it said airbrushing by David I was like the worst sign ever. It was just like it was on the side of a nail salon Like an MS paint. It looks horrible

It look at crayons and I said and I said why would you put up an airbrushing sign and make it look like shit? I said and then it's like by David and I even said the barb and gavroom in the car said See that's what that's the thing about LA they have to use to is that it's not important how well you do or what you're doing It's all about promoting yourself like do or what you're doing. It's all about promoting yourself. This guy airbrushing by David. We're supposed to know who David is. David's getting his name out there and David's awesome.

And I said, and the epitome of that is there's a woman in LA, an angeline, and she drives around. She has billboards up that say angeline on them and she puts herself on them and she doesn't do anything. She's not in anything, but that she's just famous for being famous. And I said, and she rides around in this pink Corvette And it says Angeline on the license plate the man of the license plate And there she is right there and we were passing her literally the other direction like we were she was coming the opposite way

On this tiny side street, too. Yeah, and it's like L.A. the conversation just flowed into it like you were describing it and then you were just like and that she is right there And I was like what? That was really weird and then there was then there was another like we didn't have a bunch of these and then there was another crazy one which was Our Seattle valet thing This one was this one takes forever to explain, but essentially we were To get carry in miles, Nier? No, no, no, no, I'll talk to that. Remember the discussion about the shirt,

whether the shirt was gray or beige, right? Yes. And so we were making fun of Brandon for not knowing it. Like, we just have this conversation of a gray and beige. And then this car pulled up. Like, we were in Fur Valley, it's why we were talking. And our car pulled up, and it was, help me out here.

It was a white car, but it was like a Chevy Malibu. And I go to up and it was helped me out here. It was a white car But it was like a Chevy Malibu and I go to get in it and and get them's like that's not our car That's not our car. Oh, oh, yeah, this is Chevy Malibu. Yeah, I was like why were you getting like car? I'll cause not white and it was a white car He says our car silver. I said no our car is white. It's just not a Chevy Malibu It was ours as a Toyota Corolla and he goes no our car is silver and I said no our car is a white Toyota Corolla I guess it's silver Toyota Corolla and I said nope and then we're sitting there and it's caught This car the first car he tried to get into which completely the wrong car drives off drives off Then around the corner valley comes up white Toyota Corolla so I was like

Buh busted. I was like damn it was white. I don't remember being white. So I go and I go to get in the car And I'd none of my stuff is in there in our car I'm like, where's my I had a bag in here. Where is it and the ballet is going? No, no, no And he's already got in the car. I was knocking on the window He thought I was trying to get in like I thought the door was locked. He was like Get in stop knocking away. Get out. No, it's not Because right behind that our silver Toyota Corolla shows up So I thought a white coat Toyota Corolla would show up

He thought a silver one would show and a white Toyota Corolla shows up. So I thought a white Toyota Corolla would show up. He thought a silver one would show and a white Toyota Corolla showed up after the first mistake. Then it's what is the fucking probability of that? Yeah, and so it's like it's been a string of those whenever Gavin and I are together it's just a weird fucking coincidence. We were talking about sunspots on the podcast and then later that day wasn't there a discovery about sunspots. Later that same day there had been a sunspot like nine months after the podcast discussion. It was a huge Sunspot in a solar storm, which they worried about.

Yeah. We go to Seattle. He doesn't know anyone in Seattle. We step, we go to dinner, we step out of the cab and we run into Laurie. The one person he knows in all Seattle. Something's not right here, right? I mean, who has had so many coincidence that's happened in such short period of time. So I don't know if you're in a coma.

I think this is like the Truman show. I think someone's like broadcasting your life. Yeah, the who show is it? Oh, good, I don't know. Sorry, sorry. Yeah, it is pretty fucked up. Maybe you all are in competing shows on different Netflix. That's true.

I think Gavin's going to be better. I'm trying to one up you better. I had the UK version and they just, so you're the one first one. And then we all were, we've adopted it. Yeah, I made it better. And I also run law. America's got buddy. Here's our solution. Here's our solution

Gavin and I are we're gonna go out and jointly buy a lot of your tickets together. Yeah We do that. We pick numbers right? Yeah, we have the number should you join? You okay? You should buy like a lottery ticket jointly You should also quick pick numbers separately and see if they come out to be the same. That would be crazy There's actually a post on Reddit yesterday. It was someone's parents are having the 30th wedding anniversary and they independently bought the same card. Like they bought the cards to give each other and they were the exact same card. Oh, the anniversary? Yeah, I see that happening. Yeah, you got together. The super crazy coincidences of what we've talked about before

were like the couples married and they're looking through like their childhood pictures And they see each other in like the same picture from Disneyland when you're like being pushed around the strollers or bad shits I still can't get over that that's it's like crazy. I mean something so freaky You just have to like stand up and just be in awe of the situation. I wouldn't be able to say To be in awe what you need to be in awe of the situation You have like one of those people in that couple was really quick thinking. Because one of those, this is us, we're both in disinworld. He and like the woman's explaining this to the guy.

And hopefully the guy like understood it immediately and go, yes. My plan is finally come together. You think it can be really creepy if like one of them played the office. It's been a life-long time. He's the author I just wrote that day, he fell in love I have my notes here that we're also supposed to talk about what your first experience with pornography was I don't know what was the word porn

I think we talked about force porn Yeah, force porn and talk about that I experienced force porn when I was a kid This is me We've all been old pornomangs in the woods. Usually like like like like some black porno's. We've all experienced it. I was even afraid I'm ready about it a couple weeks ago and everyone in the throw is like, oh my god, I thought this was just me. I didn't

realize that this was like a calming. I guarantee you know that empty lot by our office. Yeah. If you go back into the trees, you'll find porn in there. I think Gavin should probably go check it out because we've never been that kind of poison. You'll also find poison, I mean. You'll also find poison, and maybe it's snake. We saw snake climate change. Is it in the American thing? Maybe.

I've never heard of that before. I looked it up. There's a discussion right here. It's somebody posted August or 2005. Did you as a kid find porn in the woods? I did, and I have noticed this is a worldwide phenomenon. Why is there porn in the woods? Where is the porn in the woods? Where does the

porn in the woods come from? And when somebody else bought up, I would like an answer for this. This is a serious question. There's like some Johnny Pornos seed out there. It's like a porn world. Leaving magazines and forests across the across the country. It makes sense. Because where else would you hide it? You wouldn't burn it. Your house? It's like a car. It's like a car being too embarrassed to throw it out.

I don't know. It must be. Or they're just running the embarrass throw it out. Or if they don't throw it out, they want to just spread the love. Yeah, yeah. To get young, naive kids. Illegal leave. Yeah.

Supplying pornography to minors. Is it illegal? Is it illegal? It's illegal. Like if you're walking out of forest trail. A truck or a truck. And you see like on the side of the trail a weather-beaten copy of the Hustler magazine like a pornography magazine but that surprised

you. Yeah. Because that would not surprise me. I could not answer that. It would not surprise me at all. I'd be like, would not shock me. Like in my mind, I think like places I'll see pornography magazines. The airport, a convenience store, a trail walking into the woods.

It's like, it wasn't the top three places I can imagine seeing a porn magazine? Airports have the filthyest porn omega. Have you ever seen anyone buy a porn omega? Why do they sell them? I don't know. Someone's going to be on the plane. Is it a very scary of a guy watching porn in first class? I'm not playing porn.

I'm going to see if you're ready into that ever. I've never seen that, but I heard stories about it. I've heard of it. I remember one time I watched old school on my laptop in the plane In like the scene where they're having like the the oil wrestling or whatever And like I'd like close my monitors a little bit like I felt so I can't imagine I can imagine watching I skip that those scenes. Yeah, I'll remove my laptop from full screen and like move the window to the corner Wait for the finish and then like pull it back up like I don't know I feel weird about doing that. Yeah

Do you do that with violent scenes or just new? Yeah, you're in violence. Oh, I'll do that. Depends on the scene, I guess. Yeah, but I do that same thing too. Because you never know, it's a plane. It could be a kid around, you know? Just awkward. And of course, the kid's like, fucking full screen, that's

too much. Zoom, zoom. Control up, scroll. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Didn't you, didn't you do that test thing like I did? Yeah, I thought that. I got my results back for 23 and me and we decided it's a boy. Yeah, I'm a boy. I've been out of those years. So I got that genetic test on. And so the big thing for me was that I think I've talked about this before on the podcast, at least a little bit, but I have a weird kind of genealogy in that. It's weird by circumstance because my father was a Catholic priest and my mother was a Catholic nun, which is odd to begin with. Is that when the coincidence has started?

That's when the circumstances started. Like this number on my neck. The thing about my mom that was also interesting is that she was also adopted and so we never really knew what her lineage was. And she was actually believing in her part. She was actually adopted through a Canadian adoption agency. Really? Yeah, but part of my mother's family that she was raised by, they were French Canadian. Her essentially her adopted parents.

I'm sorry. It's okay. It's okay. So later in life, we actually figured out it was like, you know, it was a different time back then. It was actually, we found out that the guy that she thought was her uncle along was actually her genetic father and he had an affair and tried to bring the result of the affair home to live with him and his family and the wife of me I was like, that's not what you're talking about

So she so then he gave this baby daughter my mom to his sister who couldn't have any kids at the time, but she ended up having kids later. And then so she raised my mom. So we knew who the father was, we didn't know who the mother was. And just because I always thought it was because I got the nickname Bernie in high school. Did I ever say how I got the nickname Bernie? Yeah, there was already a Michael. There was four. I was the fourth one. So Mike, Michael and Mikey were all taken. And so this woman, Jeanine, she was a senior in high school

She seemed like a million is old. I mean, was a freshman, but her name is Jeanine senior and she said what's your last name? And I said burns and she goes, well, how about Bernie? I was like, that won't stick So I was 13 years old like I got that nickname, but I always felt because I had the nickname Bernie that It's very obviously a very Jewish name And just the way I look curly hair and you know being in comedy is like people just always like kind of wanted me to be Jewish especially like People I know who are Jewish are like they're like you definitely Jewish. You're definitely definitely do one of us I was like no I said my first one I claim you for themselves. Is that what it is? Yeah? First of all, I said my first one. It's all like, claim me for themselves. Is that what it is? Yeah. My first one was a Catholic nun.

I know that's not, I think it's possible. So I decided to get a genetic test. And would you like to hear the results of my genetic test? Absolutely. So my father, not surprisingly, I got my results back. He's like 90 to 100% tile, Northern and Western Europe, basically Irish Catholic, just like we always assumed. So got my mother's maternal line, and she had a French Canadian father, but then 50% to 56%

of her genetic line is a genetic match for the Arabian peninsula. And my mother was not Arabian, so there's a little hotspot here on Israel. So it appears now that I might have been the son of an Irish Catholic priest and a Jewish nun. I don't know how that Bosley works out. It sounds like the the setup for a joke like I know it covers all the bases pretty much. You know, Alison Stroll must be full of joy. Well she's always said it all along. She is absolutely sad. She claims she even to work until she apparently you know Bernie Burns better than he knows Well, she's always said it all along. She is absolutely sad. They know. She climbs.

She even tore it up. Apparently, you know, Bernie Burns better than he knows himself. So I asked you if you felt different after finding this out. It is a weird thing to find out, like, get, like, an idea of your genetic makeup at my age. You know what I mean? It's like, some of you kind of have established. But, no, I don't think it like changes my identity. Well, I mean, you've already built your identity over the course of your life.

Yeah, it really doesn't matter. Not really, though. It's like, I tried. It doesn't matter in any way to you. No, I mean it's like more so Well, Julian's Judaism is kind of a strange thing and it's one of the few Religions that you're born into essentially. I mean, it's like it's not I don't believe that what's that? You gotta be fucking kidding me. He just got a message from Lori Webb on his phone. What?

What? I'm gonna go to my daughter. I'm gonna go to my daughter. Maybe we'll wake her up from the camera or what? What? In the mother fuck? How did that happen? How often you talked to her?

No, I know it since I saw her. Like two months ago. I thought you were gonna say you got a text from Alice. Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of time. That's weird. What? It's pretty much like looking at his face. You look like you're getting concerned.

Listen, this happens all the time. Do you ever do a thing where you're singing a song in your head, you get in and turn on the radio and that song immediately starts playing? That's more common just because songs you hear more often, you'll get in the head and you'll get in the head and you'll play on the radio. That's pretty trippy. I actually, well you know actually we've mentioned this before I think. We have a drinking game right? Yeah.

Even when we say the disclaimer. But I really think that you know radio waves are in the air and we can't feel them. We'd like we'd get it out there though. But I think we might sense them in a way like conditioned like oh like we don't interpret them or anything of that. But maybe you should feel a certain way when a song is playing. You might just get conditioned to that without even realizing it.

Dude, but the thing is, I can see why you'd say that, but the frequency never changes, does it? Like, it's just data that's transmitted over a certain frequency. Well, surely the world is flooded with radio waves from older generations. Right, it's the thing that always hangs on the wave. Doesn't change depending on the data,

the waves should be constant. Like, it operates at that frequency. Why? So are the fuck do you put the data in it wave should be constant. Like it operates at that frequency. So are the fuck do you put the data in it? I don't know. I don't know if I'm talking, I'm kind of have talking about my ass. What's the best science portion of the podcast? There has to be something though, right? Like when a radio wave hits you, what physically is it?

Is it like a, is it just a frequency of light? Like when you're like, it's like non visible light, right? Like on the spectrum of all waves, only a tiny percent is achievable to us. Right. Like on the spectrum of all waves, only a tiny percent is receivable to us. Right. And then the rest is like gamma rays and x rays and crap that we can't see. Cosmic rays. My dad built a cosmic ray detector. You know, he works on the super collider.

And one of those products he worked on was just build like a homemade cosmic ray detector with home products. I think it was fucking scary shit because the things going off all the time. We're getting bombarded by crap constantly. You say cosmic. We're conditioned to it though What's that? Oh, no, I mean it doesn't matter. I mean it's been you're gonna go through the earth Yeah, the atmosphere is there to and we have evolved to live with the shit that's out there Right, otherwise we would have been dead a long time ago, right? Can I be super nerdy first? I can wait There is a restaurant at Disney World and the magic kingdom called Cosmic Rays.

And they've got an animatronic alien who sings while you be- Don't take Aaron there. Oh, we got- To be- Speaking of Disney World, did you see what Jordan did, J.O. Dan did yesterday? I saw him on Twitter. Yeah, I saw he hit a drawing. Yeah, so he was at Disneyland out in California and he hit a drawing behind I guess a lamp

or something. If you can find it, you can have it. So he littered is what you're saying. Sounds like it. Technically yes. This is Jair Dan who makes the RT anime adventures. Him and I, we bonded over Disney, Disney Anna stuff. I guess.

Yeah, sounds awesome. But dude, when I went to go talk at full sale, Jack met a writer for Disney. Oh god, that was awesome. No, he was a former Imagineer, which those the guys who create like everything in the theme park. Imagine it. That's not a real title. I wanted it.

It is a real title. I've got his card. He gave me his card. He's got a four year degree. You can imagine hearing. Can I be real? I've never heard of that. I've never heard of it.

The best time I've ever seen on a business card and it's actually a real title was Be a Stylus. I thought it was pretty. Beard stylus? Bea stylus. There's a tile that he does as well, well, commercials to make Bea look good on camera. I met a guy who worked for South Park Studios who is titled his EIEIO which is like electronic something something something information officer. So this guy is a Bea stylus. What does he do? He like on the side of a he like frost a glass like sure the head is perfect

Then put like blobs of condensation in the right place like a food stylist Like a pack shot is like an art to get something to look good on camera For like the the final shot of commercial is like the very specialized area of the industry I feel like I feel like taking pictures or even video of food is really difficult. A lot of times I go to restaurants, I'll be walking down the street and they'll have like photos of their food in the windows. Like this all looks disgusting. Like the hot brown was six.

The food there's awesome, but they always put pictures of their food in the window. It's a real picture. And it looks fucking terrible. Chances are that whenever you see food on TV, it's completely inevitable. It's been like vanished like like glossing and It's been it's been under lights for a long time He had this like here this what do you ever see that scene in toy story to where that guy restores Woody? Mm-hmm. It's got all these like nifty little wooden tools. It's like that

He's like the weirdest collection of things and like different solutions and stuff It's like it's really interesting. really interesting. You can't teach that. It's like one of those jobs where he's very valuable just because of his experience. You can't learn that. It's just stuff he's doing. He doesn't have an apprentice. No. You know, there's a genetic flip that you can have where I didn't know this.

There's two kinds of earwax in the world. I wet your wax and dry your wax. I didn't know that either till I did the test. Yeah, so people have, I think it's an Asian Southeast Asia, they have dry earwax like a candle, like that kind of wax in their ears. And you have dry earwax? I don't think so. I don't think most like Anglo people have it. I didn't even know there's a possibility. No. Yeah, and then I was kind of fascinated by that. And then we got into the whole thing about the Indian ear cleaners, the people who wanted the street with these tools like you're talking about the hell like these long Yeah, they're horrifying. Look at this incredibly specific to that one

Right for like chipping out white I think you ever had your ears flushed. Yeah, no, I did it's creepy I had an ear infection and like they had to flush out my ears. Oh, I had a bug flush out of my ear Yeah, the moth, right? Yeah, but it's the weirdest thing ever because like they did it to me. And then I went outside and I was like, I could hear butterflies. I took a shower the next day and it was loud like thunder. I was like, why did everything so loud now? You like a superhero? I know. Oh, somebody sent me a link that, you know, we always said that if a superhero arose, they would be in either China or India because they contain one third of the world's population

So just by probability chance. Well Some idiot who listens to us and doesn't understand geography said you're right. Here's this girl in Vietnam But the story was fucking fasting. It's a girl in India who can like shit on fire What yeah, and like when she sleeps in bed, she scorches her mattress Yeah, and like when she seems in bed, she scorches her mattress Like touching it she likes she likes to create a chemical through a skin of all that electrical stuff around her will combust Did you she really gets Joel? Did you ever see the girl who could make diamonds with her eyes? What is going on right now?

I think I saw the like unrible believe it This is kind of crystals that are produced behind the skull's eyes and like her dad like push down on like a button for eye and It like big lumps of stuff. We're just gonna Wow, how about whoa can I make a recommendation? When you get on Google don't ever look at the words of Vietnamese girl fire ever Ever just don't do that. Oh my lord. I still understand I don't know. I'm gonna look at the story about the the girl is a kid. I don't know where in China Maybe who had like cat us. Yeah, we talked about him

I think on the podcast I thought you were gonna No, I'm not that I have not heard any follow-up to that We need these guys to mate. I mean all these one-off mutations in different areas. They're not gonna help us We need we need them to do each other. You need two people with the same mutation to hook up. Well, we need to get them all together in a helicopter and have them fight a Norse god and make a movie about it. And we'll make millions and millions of dollars.

I'm not gonna find this. God. You guys have talked about the Avengers already, right? I don't think we have talked about the Avengers. We should do the spoiler catch for the Avengers. We should. I mean, I think two weeks. I think think everyone the planet has seen it twice for as much money as a fucking movies made so what's it up to you know I can look it up I've seen it twice

it's like one it's over a billion I know that I want to say it's like 1.3 I'm happy that I enjoyed it because I'd never seen most of the movies I don't see nine man one and two I hadn't seen nine man one and two. I haven't seen so all right. I've kept in America. Avengers made almost 60 million last weekend. In the US. In the US. Avengers has made Marvel's the Avengers. You have to say the full title. It has made almost half a billion US

and four and it's made 723 million. It is now up to $1.2 billion. Wow. Worldwide. Well done. It's a good amount of money Where does that put in the overall list? They made the money back No, he's not about for buying marble. Oh, yeah, they paid for a billion and they have to probably across all the movies and everything Well, unless it's in you getting the comics division is Emerging money is it losing money comics he says? I don't know. I mean, like comics now, the actual physical comic itself

probably isn't making money. Probably hasn't made money in a long time. It's still have toys in the movie. Yeah, yeah, it's all about comics. It's all about comics. Yeah, I mean, you know, that, the, and salary stuff. And like the actual physical comic probably doesn't make any money at all.

But that feeds into, you know, toys and movies and all that other stuff. That's where you make your money. Marbles, the Avengers, assuming if they made almost 60 million last weekend, they will pass this week Star Wars from the number five spot domestic, then Star Wars Episode One after that, and then they got a kind of like a $50, $60 million

gap to catch up to the Dark Knight. It probably won't catch Titanic or Avatar though. Yeah, it's at 416 million currently What did Avatar finish out? 760 million dollars domestic But it's like two is like 2.1 billion Yeah, what did he do? I want to say broke 2 billion. It did break 2 billion. I remember that What do you guys what's the what's the now?

Got a little bit time between when we saw it, what's the verdict on Avatar? Good movie, that movie? I like it, I thought it was mine. I was like, Hancock, so maybe mine. I like it. I like, I like, I saw it, I'm X in 3D and I really like it. Yeah, G1RBC is terrible. I think the movie, the movie gets a lot of shit for being like so predictable and like

the story's been them for. But the thing is, it's a perfectly entertaining movie. And I have no problem with it the story being no I loved it kind of classic I really enjoyed watching I saw it like four times you liked it so much I saw you got Ferngoly I did you know it was he was surprisingly bad in the movie I thought was Sigourney Weaver I mean she's not bad in anything and she was kind of yeah she was great when she was a what I called the blue things and Navi Navi yeah she was great is she was a, what do I call them? The blue things? And Navi? Navi, yeah. She was great is that.

No, no. Yeah, like when she was the smoke in, everyone was great. She's great in Galaxy Quest as well. Oh my gosh. That's awesome. That's one of the best movies. Avatar ended up at $2.7 billion.

$2.7, box. What's Titanic at? Titanic's number two, right? 2.1. 2.1. So Jane Cameron has made $5 billion in movies. So so across two movies no one has ever made a movie that made over two billion dollars except for James Cameron and he's done it twice yeah and so uh god so okay so I'm gonna get a text from James Cameron right now

yeah really um the um Avengers it has in the world bloodlust is number four at one point one billion and has, in the World Wide List, is number four, at 1.1 billion, and has to pass the very last Harry Potter movie, which is at 1.3. And it'll do that. It'll probably do that. I can imagine making another 100 million. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, worldwide. I'm probably gonna see it again. You know Robert Downey, G. He was gonna make like, something like $50 million for his role in Avengers. Why is that? Because when he did, I think his contract renegotiations between Iron Man 1 and 2, he negotiated points, basically. Like anything

he stars in as Tony Stark or Iron Man, he gets a percentage of box office. Like it's a small percentage, but when it's a small percentage of billions of dollars, it becomes a very large number. So he's actually going to make a lot of money. Wasn't he planning not to come back to the Avengers originally? Nothing. Maybe they were not going to put him in it Oh, they was the Avengers pretty much the Robert Downey Jr. show. He's not mad at that. Maybe he's just awesome. He steals the show He does I don't know about that. I don't know if I don't know if he's the main guy I mean like is they do a great job of really kind of spreading out the they did that very well I don't know if it's like he's a main guy. He just steals the show like I think Hulk steals the show. I think Mark Rubble is perfect as Bruce van.

He really is except that one line. It makes no sense. I'm always angry. That's awesome. His secret is that he's always angry. It's not having seen it. It just fell flat. Everyone was like,

Oh, I see. He's explaining to me. Because potential spoiler here, if you haven't seen Avengers You know the one person was in the podcast when he's in Avengers and Gus So banner is always keeping in check the fact that he's the Hulk keeping in check and he says he has to secret And he's about to tell it at one point the movie then he can't and then he reveals later that his secret for keeping his anger And check is he gets bats to secret. I'm always angry and then he turns into Hulk

What the fuck does that mean? I really wanted a shot just pointing back at all the other advantages and they're just like Did he just say he's always so no no no, he's like learn to temper his anger He's learned to control his anger like it's just it's something in him at all time He just stays level basically basically the Hulk is anger. It's anger manifested, right? Sure. And so he has, he's got a reign on the Hulk. He's got a reign on his anger, but he's always angry. But how does it come from turning into the Hulk?

He chooses not to. Like he does it. So he's saying that he's gained control to be able to turn into the Hulk. Yes, by staying always angry. Yeah, like he has the ability to turn into the Hulk, but he chooses not to. That's like the wicked witch the West saying, I never milk because by staying always angry. Yeah, like he has the ability to turn it to the Hulk, but he chooses not to. That's like the wiki which the West saying,

I never milk because I'm always wet. It's like, whoa. But that's not the kind of hot. That's not the kind of hot. That's actually hot. This is something I don't like about these movies though. Is that whenever there's a big transformation in a character or a thing, the first one is always super long in like detail

But then whenever they transform again, it's instant. Yeah, you know what actually the in okay the first Yeah, like no, okay, well the transport is like He's still happening it's and then they just let jump in there and transform yeah No, like the first transformer we at one point bumblebees like running and this robot in like jumps in there's a boom I thought those the coolest fucking thing I watched that with Jason over here and everyone stood up and started cheering Yeah, and I'll tell you that was my problem actually with the first Transformers movie is that they didn't do that more often Yeah, he's in the cartoon

That's what they were constantly doing. Yeah, they jumping in there transform and hit the ground Yeah rolling in the movie they were just like fighting and then they would transform and then roll Yeah, it's the same in the events with the Hulk the first transformation He's like getting angry and then they would transform a Vendrol. Yeah. It's the same in the events with the first transformation. He's like getting angry and just like, just really slow. He was trying to fight it. He was trying to like stop himself from turning. Right, okay.

Yeah, because they're like, you know, because the second transformation is like, yeah, the cell, because he's like, let's do it. He transformed fast enough to pipe something that was coming at him. That's one of the thing about that. But he implies that in his previous conversations

that he does stuff where it's like, he should be hurt, but instead of being hurt He just turns into the guy and seems like it's instantaneous thing Yeah, like even if somebody tried to hurt him as banner that wouldn't work Yeah, cuz he would just turn into the Hulk instantly Well, that's the thing to me like he like you know the Hulk is always there and like when he when he can change himself like that He has control over okay, but when like when something affects him that basically forces him to get angry or forces him to kind of break and lose control of his of his temper that's when he's just a wild beast like that's why he went crazy that's a good that's a interesting theory I didn't

think about it that way yeah like I mean that's why because like when he was falling and like the guy said like he said that I hurt anybody's like no you didn't hurt you body's like you could you look like you were controlling where you were falling and at that point he's kind of realizing he does have control over the Hulk and then he's like maybe I can't believe it I thought what you're saying was that when he makes the transformation he has a little bit more control Yeah, yeah, then when it happens without him. Yeah, but no, that's that's exactly what that's exactly what I'm actually I want to see a Hulk movie with that guy. They're talking about doing it now. Apparently. I mean Even if it does mean making it for the third time

But how bad is what it be to be ruffalo and have a Hulk that's marled on you? It looks like Ruffalo. He is so likable in that movie. There's some about movies where likable characters you really... I just love them. You like likable characters. Yeah, they're so good. They're shocking. But there's no one more likable than Bishop in Aliens.

There's the most likable character in any movie. You just man. You love him whenever you look like the relationship between Tony Stark and Bruce Manner though is probably my favorite part of Avengers. Yeah, because it's the first time you ever see Tony Stark like treating someone as an equal as opposed to someone who he kind of walks on. Yeah. And even when he's like you should come to New York City and like you know check out all the toys I have is like he wants to do that with him. It's not like, hey, go there and make stuff for me. For the first time, it seems to me Tony Stark has met someone that he can be on the level

with. And even at the end when they're driving off the car together, I'm like, oh my God, I want to see that movie. I want to see that movie between the two of those guys. I want to see the Avengers again. I want to go right now. I'm a lifelong Iron Man fan. And there's a really disappointing thing

that happened in the Avengers. And that was when Tony Stark changes to a new suit of armor. Yeah. In the comic, that's an enormous deal. They, like, if Tony Stark is going to build a new suit of armor, it's like previewed for like 10 issues, which is like half a fucking year. And then they, then he gets the new suit of armor. And it's like a completely new design.

It's badass. And they kind of did that in Iron Man 1 to 2 when he had the suitcase armor, which was silver. And they had that. But in the middle of Avengers, he changes suits. It's like, it's exact, same fucking suit. You know, it looks exact same. It's got a circle instead of a triangle. And the thing that makes it reminds me of it is that when he goes off and said, but banner there is that in the comics, the variations of the armor that Iron Man wears are huge. Like there's an all black one that's the stealth suit. And then there's like, it's a big difference between Iron Man and War Machine essentially.

Okay. There's a lot like that. And there's a specifically, there is a Hulkbuster suit for when he fights the Hulk. And it looks like a tank. Yes, huge, right? Yeah, it's a huge, it's like a huge suit of armor. Speaking of War Machine, where the hell is War Machine? Well, I think they were kind of setting up that they could,

if Iron Man 2 had done better, they might have been able to like, try to put war machine in instead of Tony Stark if Robert Tony Jr. was too expensive. Yeah. Can you imagine the Avengers with Don Cheetle as war machine instead of Iron Man? That would have, not known against Don Cheetle, who's awesome, but that would not have been the same move. Yeah. So they made the right move, pimping everybody. Tony Stark on the deck of the helicopter here, looking around and covering his eyes.

How did he even see these? That guy's playing Gallagher. That's so great. This is like small little stuff. I mean, it was, you know, I mean, Joss Whedon now. Like, that guy, I mean, it was kind of one of the things he first heard, like, Joss Whedon's doing the adventures, but then he'd be thinking about it. Joss Whedon has done tons of these sort of ensemble cast, you know, like Buffy and

Firefly, like he's done these shows where it's a whole bunch of different people, different, like different real strong characters all eventually fighting towards one thing. And it's like, oh, that makes total sense why he'd be doing adventures and he knocked it out of the park. It clearly worked. I still would have given the job to John Fabro at that point because those because those were the best Avengers movies were the multi Iron Man movies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

America was pretty good though. I went back and watched Captain America. It was really, really pretty good. Yeah. Incredible Hulk is not bad. It's not as bad as people make it out to be, but Thor was really good. I thought. Everyone's a Thor was the worst one.

Really? Yeah. No, the Hulk was the worst one. Everyone I talked to said, I haven't seen anyone. Everyone I talked to said Thor is really anyone. Everyone I talked to says stores really good and Captain America's not that great. I was trying to figure out where I'd seen the guy that play store and I couldn't think of any movie but he was he was in Snow White. He was also being on set. Cabin, the woods. I was it. I'm a

see-camon woods. He's a he's got a really interesting part. The guy who plays Thor is Captain Kurtz Dad in the new Star Trek series. Yes. Oh is he? Yeah. The very beginning of the movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It had the beginning of the crashes of the ship into the big. Yeah. He's that so versatile. Huh. I know that. It's pretty sweet to be Captain Kirk's dad. It's a must.

So too big wasn't it? Didn't you see Captain in the woods? Yes. No. I saw it. I didn't like it that much. I'm mixing up Chris Pine and Chris Hemsworth or Bernie. Bernie saw Captain in the woods back in December. I did night We weren't allowed to talk about it. Yeah, that was it was the one movie we wanted to tweet about or I thought it was good

But it it didn't feel it didn't have an emotional impact to me like it was going oh, that's that's kind of funny I didn't and I was like oh that's it. All right. I just like a movie that are so original concepts like that So I really enjoyed it. Yeah They're parts of a kind of well It reminded me a lot of like buffy the vampire slayer. Like the TV show, not the movie. That kind of style. But which it was written by Josh Sweden, so it makes sense. What were you saying, Burns? Oh, I was gonna say he's the Captain Kirk's dad's name is George Kirk. So I've forgotten that. Kirk, Kirk. Kirk, Kirk. You think there was somewhere along the line, but they, uh, I hope so. I love people who have first names as last names and then somehow they have first name that's the same as their last name.

Mario Mario Luigi Mario. I think he I know someone named a staff a staff. Do you? I know. We know a. I know if you're a kid. We know. Her name is Sad Sad sad That's the last name. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah Erica Erica said sad. Well, she married I can't remember She married mr. Sets happy happy So I also saw the Jamie that we're had a taco eating contest up in the Trotea huge trophy that they made It's all the trophy stays there though, right? It does it doesn't travel for a shit stay No, we'll be really happy. We Will the names of past champions appear in it?

Like if you ever get a shit right, if your name stay on there with your record and then the new name that's put no. No, no. I'm like you got a question. You got to have a history. I should be 2012, but he was. I don't think Tacos should have a memory.

You have to live in the moment. Tacos live in the moment. Your record stands safe. Nobody beat you. I think you'll say for a while with that one. That was a hard one. I saw the trophy. Like the people sent me pictures.

I'm a done Twitter. They sent me pictures of the trophy. And I immediately got a stomachache. I thought. So you say you think you're like the cal ripkin of taco eating. Like no one's going to pass your record. I don't know. Somebody can beat in one night.

Why would I know? It's like where it went. like where was it stored in the middle Yeah, it is pretty amazing when you watch one of those eating contest. Oh, yeah. Like a 15-foot sushi roll. It's like, where does that go? Or like a hundred hot dogs. Or something crazy like that. It's insane.

I'm really hungry now. I know. Yeah, this is so embarrassing where people got their starts. But Australian stars. Chris Hemsworth, the guy who plays Thor, he was born in Australia and he was in the Australian version of Dancing with the Stars. Nice. Wow. I think he, like Hugh Jackman did something like that too down there. Did you know the Colquidman's first movie she ever made?

BMX? No, no. They expanded it. The MX Bandits. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, I thought it was dead calm. Was that a big, uh, she was like 14 or two. BMX Bandits, like, they're on bikes and like, they're taking jumps. I was like, when you're going to say this, me, ever, maybe when you go down Australia next month, and like they're taking jumps and like pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uh, yeah, I would I would stay as far away from that as I could possibly Absolutely So we went to go see Mad Men Barbara and I was on Mad Men at the Alamo the other night. Yes, and they played Bye-bye birdie, which was Ann Margaret singing for the intro of Bye-bye birdie the old movie Mm-hmm, and it's crazy. I'm sorry to realize now that we're like starting now to repeat

Famous stars like and Margaret looked in that look just like Nicole Kidman does now, you know like and you know Nicole Kidman looks like a young young and Margaret and We were noticing that they how much Brad Pitt basically looked like Robert Redford. Yeah, that one's uncanny. Yeah, well look I'll pull this up you guys like your plug piece paper I'm gonna pull this buy by birdie thing You know you like Josh rolling in Tommy Lee Jones like Josh rolling nails Tommy Lee Jones I mean that's I've only seen the trailer for That's my brain went right to that area what?

What? Nailing Tommy. Oh, there you go. Welcome to the fucking perverse Let me tell you something as a pillow text and nobody's doing anything that Tonneley chose. That's not going to happen. Fucking break this spine. So you and Gavin are going to be in Australia. We're going to be in Australia.

Yes. So we should probably mention the fan event that's going on in Australia, RTOZ. RTOZ. RTOZ. It's time to coincide with your trip down under. Yes. You're going to have a shrimp on the barbie. Yeah's timed to coincide with your trip down under. You can have a shrimp on the barbie. Yeah. So there are. And pedicwoll. You should hug a ball, you haven't. They're

real friendly. Yeah. They're fine. Just lick them. I think the RTOS event is June 16th incident. I think it's 17th. 16th or 17th. I think it's a 16. Oh, gotcha And we'll link to that It's two days it's two days. We'll link to the group and all the info and Gus reading off a sheet is this Bob's like I think it's a 17 It's literally on a sheet of paper. This is a big piece of paper. It's a normal sheet of paper. Writing small. Do you use A4 in Canada or do you say half by 11? In half by 11.

Use A4. Eight and a half, that inches. Yes. No. Yeah. Use A4, okay? See that? We've got it.

Because that looks like A4. It looks like I should be able to. Yeah, that's a different size to A4. Yeah. Just slightly. As a company, we should not use letter size anymore. We should switch, in the United States, we should switch to A4. Yeah, just slightly. As a company, we should not use letter size anymore. We should switch, in the United States, we should switch to A4. Just to fuck with people.

Oh no. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, just like I'm in the envelope for everything, just a little off. Like, I quit glancing, everything looks fine. And it's like, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, You fold paper in half and it becomes a five. Then you fold it as a six. So every half is a different. That's stupid. No, that's stupid. There's a stupid. Why would I never use folded and half paper?

Gavin, you remind me so much of when I went to college and everybody who, it's the first time you go to a place where people come from all over and they grew up in Dallas or they grew up in Pennsylvania or something like that. And there's always people you meet who it doesn't matter what they run into, it's always better the way they know it. Like, that's it, they're not, that's like, the way, the way that you know it, it's like,

that's the way it's supposed to be. Like, you can't see it any other way. It's like, you have no explanation for it. It's stubborn about that. It's like, it's more convenient. I noticed that it's more convenient to you. Jack and Gavin are so stubborn about the way they pronounce things.

Like, on yesterday's, I would, with the word call. The world, the word cool and cool. I was so disappointed that you did not get slapped on Awu. I saw Jack. Where are you actually though? When I saw Jack editing, I was like, who slapped Barbara? He's like, oh, we didn't slap Barbara. I was like, why the fuck did you not slap Barbara?

No, don't just slap. Oh, you should have called me, I'll slap her. That's terrible. Oh, that is kind of shiny. I'm showing him Anne Margaret. What does it mean to buy birdie? It looks like Nicole Kidman. That's trippy.

Yeah, I'm telling you, we're repeating stars. When a wife and a husband go on, when they love each other, when the priest is doing something to them in the church, what are they doing there? Getting married? Yeah. Right? What? Yes. So, Gary, right? Yes. What word would you put for Christmas if everyone was having a good time? Mary. Say them both together. Mary, Mary. And Mary? No, those are, say Mary and Mary. Mary and Mary. They sound pretty similar to me. What do you think are similar words? They're one letter apart. He was having a you were saying you were saying he was called and cool He was he was making fun of the fact that when I pick you know someone could cool me on the phone cool and something can be cool

Yeah, they sound very similar So there's that there's what there's words in American way One word apart call and cool are not. Yeah, you want to bear His gap and point out how he puts ours and everything because I don't think you guys the fact that he does He's exactly what I'm getting at in order like people just rag on each other for pronouncing words differently But that's how you were raised that's the country you lived in. I don't know why everyone's being such a fucking big deal It's no it's because he was raised wrong Just a Canadian

I should be honest. You're saying that wrong. Just a Canadian. I should've just made art. You're saying that wrong. It's like, no, I'm not. I'm just sick of us talking about just forget about it. Well, we need to wrap up. I think you guys need to hit to the airport here pretty soon. Yes. Yeah, you know, it's the airport hours ago.

Eat some salt lick at the airport for me. We will. Oh, yeah. Get a milkshake, baby. Get a hot-fart milkshake, baby. I need a milkshake now. Oh, my God. So bad.

I'm going to get slapped by Will Smith. I need a pickle. I mean, milk shake now. Oh my god. So bad. I'm gonna get slapped by Will Smith I am pickle do it. Give me kiss on the mouth. Don't I would recommend you not do that That's a big man. Go hay fresh prints and try to kiss him on the mouth. Did you ever see him in the Ollie? Oh, yeah? Yeah, fucking shoot you. How did I do that? Steroids. It's their job, right? Yeah, that's all I do. Okay, let's we don't know that but let's assume maybe that happened Do you have a problem if like so if I salon for Rocky movie take steroids? I'm not or you know We have any problem. No, is it legal? What taking steroids? Yeah, that's a good question I just don't think it's in certain situations. Yes

Well, you can be prescribed steroids. Yeah, you have like some kind of problem I think you have like note nasal allergies. Yeah, they give you steroids I've used with steroids used for like professional athletes have like some kind of problem. I think it was like, no, it nasal allergies. Yeah. They give you steroids. No, I think usually steroids use for like professional athletes. Yeah, it's gonna be competitively. Yeah. Like the Olympics, like for World Rift. Like professional games, I don't care about it.

NFL stuff like that. But if it's for like, of the Olympics, like when you're setting the bar for humanity and human performance across the world, that's where I kind of draw my mind. Even professional sports, even like NFL stuff like that. Like, no, no, that's not good. If you're, if you're being paid to be an athlete like you shouldn't cheat I want to see a different set of Olympics where it was just roy to get rid of them yeah that was it that was no time to get ripped his arms off okay well we're gonna wrap up

the legal status of anabolic steroids varies from country to country some have certain controls on the use or prescription than others but many countries they're not illegal in the US and, Annabelle Xeroids are currently listed as a Schedule 3 controlled substance under the controlled substances act. Just tells us it's illegal. I don't know what the fuck it means. Schedule 3 is like marijuana then, right?

I don't know. Like, there's the one time, where it's like, yeah, the higher it is, the more the number, the more outlawed it is, or the more you trouble you get in. Is that what it is? I think so. I don't know. Okay, so it means, here's what it means. It means that on lawful distribution or possession with intended distribute animal extravagance punishable as a first offense by up to 10 years.

In Canada, it's a class four, which means it is such a great Canadian law. Meaning that it's illegal to obtain or sell them without a prescription. However, possession is not punishable. Do I know the purpose? There is some legal stuff. There is some weird Canadian laws, one of which, you know how when you see a commercial for a drug on TV,

like something for depression or whatever. In Canada, you could say the name of the drug, you cannot say what it does, or you could say what it does, but not the name of the drug. We had a similar law in the US. So weird. I have to run, so I'm going to leave now. Good bye.

Well, that's it. Bye. So they could say, like, if you have high blood pressure, talk to your doctor about a purple pill. Or just like ask your doctor about something for this. They're so big. So stupid. And there's also another law where you cannot have a clear soda

That is caffeinated so there's no caffeinated Mountain Dew no caffeinated sprite or anything What's the caffeinated Mountain Dew? Nope? Do you have unc... you have caffeine-free Mountain Dew? Yeah, do we just cannot have soda that is like clear colored quote-unquote? Do you really have caffeine-free Mountain Dew in the canada? Apparently, let's bizarre. How do you do the do? Oh, that'd be I just feel like really shitty chasing wine. Don't we've got to the point where We got to the point where like health and safety and all this crap has now at the point where everyone is so Scared of being sued that they've got a pet for all this stuff on everything to the point where it's ridiculous

They should be scared because people fucking sue everybody. Yeah, but do you think I'll ever die down again? No! I think, you know, like, there's a class act in law, so it's kind of like way too much, and it should just let everyone chill out again. Right now, there's a class act in law suit against Facebook, $15 billion, okay? For Facebook tracking you, what you do on the internet after you log out. Which is fucking terrible! That's weird. Facebook should not do that, that is- how does it do that? I don't know but some technology

I really don't know magic. I don't know who the fuck knows you don't know what your browser does now Brows you just you know you go to page you read it now is it that's like I just Write shit to profiles and that's how you treat enter that private browsing mode in chrome is that same as that Surveillance problem I don't care. I the same as that surveillance problem? I don't care. I'm not doing anything illegal, so I don't care. But listen, the point is that there's a $15 billion class action lawsuit against them. Class action lawsuits are one of the weirdest things

because we have to have them, right? That if somebody does something massively wrong, there should be allowed a class action lawsuit where everyone gets a settlement. The problem is is that they're so abused and that the $15 billion they win win it the law firm will get like 6 to 7 billion dollars of the class action lawsuit and Then everyone else will get like four bucks a quarter

a Backed and I guess who and who the fel ever fills out those forms to get their money I got one in the mail yesterday. I fucking threw it away So the people get the buddy. Yeah, if you were a user of Facebook, you'll notify and say you had a Facebook profile, they have to do as part of the class action lawsuit. They have to try to investigate and contact all the people who had been affected by this thing

if they win. And then they say you're part of the settlement and if you turn it in, you'll probably get an estimated settlement of, you'll get like 25 bucks. But the lawyers get $6 billion. You know, of which I guess they take a cost for the research and get a lot of people. Employees. But it's still like, it's still like,

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It was just that protecting. What happens? They just lost $15 billion. Well, you have to protect, like, I mean, here's a good another great example. Allegedly, the bear corporation, the people named aspirin, they made these two pesticides that killed all the fucking bees in North America and UK. Right. Yeah, but people were confused just to why bees were disappearing.

Oh, it's because they made a fucking poison that kills bees. Yeah, oh a pesticide yeah It's not a climate change thing. It's not a side effect bees are pests Kill bees no, but they were trying to it is a general like wide spectrum broad spectrum Pesticide why don't it why pat anything else it did but I also have to kill all the fucking People know it is bees not being there. Oh, so we about the bees then. We can re- we can get back. Yeah, it's not some global thing we're killing. Yeah, they'll just stop using the pesticide and the bees will. Hopefully.

Yeah, they'll be super bees. I mean, they'll be like, I just got so big when you said. Okay, for real, we're at the stuff we're at the stuff we're going like. Peek bees. Peek bees. They'll be bee-pluses. That was from Barbara! Alright, thanks! unsolved and rooster teeth's cryptic podcast, f*** face. Call to action. Feel free to add something show premise specific,

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