Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #168

Episode Date: May 30, 2012

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Hello And Barbara Hello, why did you do this yourself before me? Because I went around the table What are the importance? I once What are the importance? I once discovered that twinkle twinkle little star is the same tune as the alphabet

Yeah And I was It's also the same tune as like eight other childs Isn't it? Yeah And I was like Gus, you won't believe it, it's the same tune as the alphabet. Yeah. And I was... It's also the same tune as like, eight other child's. Is it? Yeah. And I was like, guys, you won't believe it. It's the same. And he was, he just like, didn't even change his facial expression. He looked to me and goes, You're not blowing my mind. I don't know.

I was in a particularly foul mood that day I guess. It was a bad day. More so than normal. More so than normal. It's birthday pie. So So we have a first in the podcast history here, I should talk about before we're going further. Now that we have rebranded ourselves as a Ruchite podcast and we are no longer the drunk tank, we finally got someone who sent us free liquor. Like a liquor company, a liquor.

The Stylery distributor, I don't know what you call them, sent us some booze. We have a couple bottles of Republic de Kiela here. Just snap to pick you did a pick We are going to drink it during the podcast. We should mention what these look like. Well, we don't have shape Like the the state of Texas. Yeah, you don't have to yeah This the side was the state of Texas thing which I've realized since I've moved here and I have like in a piphany of it yesterday, was that a six size with Lindsey, every fucking thing like everyone sells something in the shape of the state here. It's crazy.

Like nobody gives a shit what the shape of the state is not to mention, I know what the fuck it looks like, it's like half the size of the country, I've seen it. It's like to live in Utah. In my whole life, in New Jersey, I've known what Texas fucking looks like. It's not just on the map. It's not just because I live, because it's literally the only state I know this. No, it's only Texas. It's only Texas.

Well, I mean, the only state shapes a boring, why do you get like Nebraska or Kiel? Is this like a fucking box? What's the good, what's the good, what do you mean, I mean, it's not boring, but like what, Texas is exciting, isn't it? Let me tell you this, fucking jigsaw piece. Woo! Texas holds a lot of tequila in it. It's just, it's a big mess. It's about a whole lot of tequila in him. I don't think the Florida tequila would really be. I'm glad to really uh, it

looks like a giant dick. Yeah I'm glad we're not drinking out. You poured it without stealing. Road Island doesn't it? It's kind of hard to pour out of a Texas shit bottle. Dude that was a lot. Tequila. I'm a lot of man. Should we mention the drinking game we got going on? Well we have a couple of drinking games. The total last week I made a lot of man. Should we mention the drinking game we got going on? Well, we have a couple of drinking games. The last week I made a journal on the Worst Chief website asking people to submit ideas for drinking games. Yeah. And so there's a couple up there on the board. So this is the one we're gonna go with. There's a... Okay, you drink anytime. Someone repeats a story. Someone says go on. The people who talk over each other have to take a drink

like a penalty. Cheers, Gavin. Yes, it's something. Gavin says something dumb or wrong. Fuck. So we've been drinking since we started. Gus says someone is dumb or an idiot. Someone bangs on the table.

Gavin uses a British term. Someone walks in. Someone mentions an animated adventure or someone references Wikipedia So the fact that just me alone is on the podcast. We're fuck you know screwed completely proper fuck if those If those rules were in chemen hunter everyone would be dead. Yeah, I don't understand proper is not it's just a record You say proper. We don't we don't say it in the way you say it though You're like he is proper drunk

Yeah, say something like that like we're just like hey that guy is really proper. What okay like like props So props I don't know. Oh, they're talking but we already We have to treat when Gus says something dumb I guess not No, we have to treat Michael walked in though someone walked in. Yes, all right Michael walked in Oh, that's why you started when I left to go to the bathroom. No, it's a three-foot Michael walked in though, someone walked in. Yes, all right. Michael walked in, giving the podcast.

That's why you started when I left to go to the bathroom. Why are there... That's exactly the same. Oh, the excuse. This mixer is really good. Anyone try that? Why are there different colors of tequila? It has to do with the way that we shape it.

Oh, it is good. I believe it or not, I did the tequila research this week, so I'd be informed about it. I believe it has to do with the way that it's aged. It takes on the color of the barrel. If it's nice. So if a drinking would extract silver, it's not. It's like any other, like any other liquor's the same way. Better if you try that.

Pineapple bagel, things really good. Pineapple bagel. Baking. Yeah, I do have to drink. Yeah, drink. Basil. We'll add some butter. Drink voluntarily.

This is going to be a really funny podcast for anyone listening as we get more and more drunk Hopefully it will be like I always fear that when you listen to drunk people when you're sober it's like Think about drunk people in groups. They think they're really funny. I know I know I've been downtown with Gavin So this past weekend we came in we have to mail out all the RTX badges finally Mr. Bernie Burr some of you walked in that's a drink. We're drinking you two walked in. You actually just we have to drink now on the job because you walked in. Yeah. Joliel's. Yes. So we have a orange juice and some delicious pineapple. This is really good. Why are you drinking orange juice into Keelah? It's a good one right? It's a really good one. We're recording the morning. Try it. No, no, no, I'll try it.

But you're not a misbibing and your alcohol. But I just always considered orange juice to be like the only thing you do that was vodka. That's it. I didn't know that's what was into Keelah something. This is the first time I'm gonna drink Keelah since the night of the folcome. I'm gonna throw up now. I'm gonna go Kiela since the night of the Folk Room. Say that was your fuck. I'm gonna throw up now. You're gonna glass me your thing. So, it's funny, you may not walk in again. Oh, he is gonna walk you again. God damn it. So yeah, we made all of the RTX badges. We had a bunch of volunteers come down

into our annex space. And they really powered through it. We had about 20 people and they were working in an assembly line type fashion and it was amazing. They did not want to stop even to eat. They're just like, we got this going. Oh, you guys didn't just mailing out badges. Yeah, we were packing up all the badges in the envelopes

and putting on addresses and stamps. And they powered through it in about an hour. Someone walked in, drink. Hey, chug. I like that Jess is like, full of sp like force for these like drink if you want to like I don't want the legal liability of forcing you to drink I want to know if like give me that clear bottle of liquid is there like a set of rules for every company like if I wanted to start a company

where someone had to drink to work there like every morning they had to be drunk could I do that or is that just against the law? Or is that just against good sense? Yeah. I don't know. There they have that company. It's called Time Warner Cable. Which I pissed that again this week. What happened?

Just their worst company on the face of the earth. Yeah, they're fucking terrible. I realize what they do is difficult. They have a network that reaches everyone's home in the entire city and state, but still their assholes. I think cable providers in general just suck. Yeah, I don't think so. Because Comcast is the same piece of shit

and I had that new jersey and I fucking hated them. I think we just expected to work. That's true too. AT&T and they're pretty good. You don't want to fuck it up. So how hot is it to set up personal internet? If I want to just mic me to the internet. Truth. Oh my god. I think we should see what he needs first. Like if I want to just my computer to the internet

If I wanted to cut out the company the provider Oh, I see I just set up my like I have to buy like an internet exchange or some crap and then what do I plug that like? What do I need I want to do this? You want to I need you need an intermediary you cannot plug yourself directly on the internet Why let me tell you the story of where the internet went There was when the internet first started and everyone got onto the internet be a dial up There were these companies and they were called ISPs internet service providers and. And that's why people had weird emails like, I think what was one of the ones in Austin Eden Matrix? And I don't remember that one.

You don't remember Eden? That's where Justin and those guys went to work. Yeah, but then ISPs, but then along came the telephone companies and along came the cable companies that started providing like higher speed internet for super, super cheap. And they basically- They were bundled in down with phone or TV. Yeah, or they could just like bankroll for like five six years DSL or cable items for like 19 bucks a month to compete with dial up

and they just basically and there's a lot more to it too like the ISPs couldn't get on those networks without like laws protecting them and telling them they had to get on there. So basically the consumers all just went with the least path of least resistance and all the ISPs are all gone. All the independent internet service provide. We still have independent ISPs. See in the UK. It's a good thing because now we see like the media companies running the internet, not necessarily a good thing. Well, I mean, you've got all this fast, like how HBI and some stuff doesn't, like, well, some stuff doesn't what is not a British word

I don't know so but they give your time on a cable all right and people are streaming Netflix on your data network all day You're not getting paid for Netflix. You people are just paying X amount of dollars per month for their data service They're paying Netflix to stream all these movies and on the other side of it your time more you got your data Business, but then you also had your cable business and a big part of that, your video and demand, you're watching your video and demand drop because no one's using it because everyone's streaming everything on Netflix on quote unquote your network. This is our network and people are using it to crash the outside of our business. I did like this was the subject of my keynote speech at South by Southwest in 2000. I was gonna say that, well, I'm very knowledgeable. That neutrality and all that stuff. No, well sort of. Yeah, it's also these media companies lining themselves. I mean, Bernie Touchdown here was video on demand,

but you think about it. The Warner and Time Warner is Warner Brothers. Yes. They also create movies as well. Right. And you think about Comcast now owning NBC. No, they're not incentive to make this easy for you. They want to pump them when you through their other arms

because all you're paying them for data is pennies compared to what they could make on the other end. Yeah, they don't want all that other stuff to drop. I mean, when you look at like, especially like piracy online, why it's a big issue, it's just, you know, they're always fighting. Comcast just recently announced,

I should get my laptop out, but then they recently announced that they're getting rid of their unlimited data in all their data services. I think so. I know there are implementing caps. I think it's like 300 gigs or something. Well, it's because everyone made the same mistake, even with like iPhone data and stuff. Eager. Originally, everything was unlimited, wasn't it? And then people went crazy, like streaming

stuff to their phones. Well, everything's been unlimited. There's America. You should get what you want. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, We're not if they watch Netflix in the same. I think there's only a very small fraction of users who Abuse the system and are like real data hogs and cause problems. Yeah Bit of ice fell out You're an IR about to travel to the land of awful internet and data and that is we're going to Australia Yeah, I'm not crashing it down there. It's awful It is you're getting in line and have a stamp They cut you off and then didn't let you buy more. Yeah, no, it wasn't. He was a throttle.

The shit out of you to where you get like a one-k a second trickle. So it takes like 10 minutes just to check email. So it would actually, the only way you can get like, say you're in a hotel and they just throw you into that, the best way to get more into that is to buy the room next to you. That's the throttle you're into that the cheap like the best way to get more internet is to buy the the room next It's like the only way to get it period. I thought I'm gonna see my clearer I have one of those little clear Devices that let me get internet wherever I'm a safe at works down there. Oh, no, you'll be paying No, so you'll be paying like ten bucks a make that no, they don't they don't have that down there. Yeah, yeah Hey, it's only just connects to the sound that look no, it connects to like this a 4gy max network that it connects to

That's built out in the United States. Oh Find out and damn time. I can I can I can look it up a Wikipedia. Yeah, all I gotta say is that Gavin had better you better That's a drink what oh You better change your data plan on your iPhone before we go down there What one time when I was down there you remember when I was was I in Europe or was I in I think I think I was overseas You're up. I think yeah, you're wanting me about, was I in Europe? Or was I in, I think it, I think it was overseas. You're in Europe, I think. Yeah. You're warning me about going abroad.

Be careful with expensive. I'm going abroad a lot. I just turned off cell data. I use Wi-Fi. Yeah, that's true. That's not very difficult. Yeah, I don't use Wi-Fi and other fine. There was a time, though, when I went overseas and I didn't get a special plan I was on

abroad. Yeah, and that was that email chain that we did. They kept sending a PDF. They kept sending a six-meg PDF back and forth. Like getting approvals on it was something we were going to, like, for kept sending a PDF. They kept sending a 6-meg PDF back and forth, like getting approval on it with something we were going to, like, for packaging for a DVD. And my phone just sent my pocket checking email. And, like, Matt sent it to Nathan. They could send it back to Matt. They sent it over to Gus. Gus had some changes. They sent

it back. They sent it to the 6-meg attachment back and forth, like, 12 times. It cost me 30 bucks every time they sent it. I'm sorry. Yeah, I think- The last time I went to New Zealand, I didn't have an iPhone yet. I was still using that Helio phone. And I, wow, I forgot about that. I think I don't have that.

That was a two week trip to New Zealand that cost me $600. I put it on the phone. That was the phone where you could like track your buddies with the same phone. Yeah, yeah. I think you could literally split two ways, split up or it slipped the other way. But that was interesting. That was like in the middle of sidekick and I find yeah, I was like it came out like early oh

No, it'll be chocolate Bernie started out on the Started the sidekick yet the sidekick first deal. Why I got the sidekick though because it flips out like this No, like I got a title from Paniercade I completely got it because he recommended it on his blog and so I went out and got the sidekick. Let me tell you. It was a good phone. It was so easy. The data was slow but I think it's a sign of the fact that it was a little ahead of its time. Do you guys realize that your phone plans are ridiculously expensive? Yes, sure. I do.

Okay, in England I'm with Orange as a phone provider. Our phone company sound cooler though. Yeah. I don't know. ATT is better than Orange. We have Orange and I get 600 minutes unlimited text and like wait like three gigs of internet, 20 pounds a month. Here I get less than that and it's a hundred bucks a month.

A hundred bucks for fun. It's crazy expensive here. What's that with that? I have no idea. People pay it. Yeah. No, it's not. No, it's not.

Everyone's like, yeah, that's how much funds cost. What? What do you do that? Let me ask you. How many cell phones? Like if you, it's not. Everyone's like, yeah, that's how much phone is cost. What? What are you doing? Let me ask you. How many cell phones... Like, if you... Let's say you're in England right now, and you buy an iPhone, how many different cell providers can you go with?

Orange, O2, 3, phone, plenty. That's why. How? What can you do? You've had it in the right place. Up until recently, it was just AT&T. Yep. And now, they've added Verizon and Sprint. That's a team mobile.

Yeah, but they don't do iPhone. I think there's like, mobile is really a small company compared to the other ones. It's a lack of selection. There's a 10. There's not very many here. It's supposed to be you. That's supposed to be me. But other things are so cheap here that it kind of makes up for it.

Like what? I just couldn't even wash out. It's only the just couldn't mean to watch you. I'll take a shot. I'm just going to see you over the door just to watch his drink. You have to walk in technically. You're still on me out there. There you go. Okay. I'll have a special one. Alright. You're in. Alright, get out.

Okay. It's a pineapple basil mixer. Thank you. What's that? It's going to be good. Have a seat. Oh, gross. That's the end of that. You just take a fucking swig out of the bottle.

Lindsay Busson. Fucking germs. Get a chair, Michael. So, gentlemen, That's the end of that. She just took a fucking slig out of the bottle. Lindsay bus in fucking germs Get a chair Michael. So gentlemen. So you know, we're sure we mentioned HBO earlier I'm having a bit of a beef with them god damn it here What's going on? They're shifting around I'm gonna drink so So you know, we have the game of thrones box that here at the office if we've talked about so I finally talked about it before hey

By the way, you know, I'm you know I have the game of thrones in the middle of a fucking story So I finally watched season one of Game of Thrones and It's impossible to get season two. It's impossible. I don't have cable I don't have HBO. I can't buy it on zoom I can't buy it on iTunes. Is it just not going to be available till the DVD comes down? It's on HBO. I don't have HBO. Also, it's a weird thing. It's all a specific shit. Time Warner in Austin and it's probably a different other place. I'm sure it is. They don't let you use the HBO go service on the Xbox

that's available. So we can't do that. My Xbox is now my primary entertainment piece of machinery. Do they still not allow you to use ESPN on the Xbox? Besides my flashlight. What? Yeah, so I'm gonna be Timor. I'm not gonna be Timor, let's do you use anything for anything. Yeah.

I'm happy. What did you get? I went the alien window. I went with a smaller people company I like this stuff in there when keep this well there's well there's Demount the mouth and in the front part and in the back part. There's there's three of the flashlight Yeah, there's also different models like you've seen like they have like an alien one and I'm not that Knowledge of on them. So this tequila company that sponsoring us. They are a local Austin company of

Sick, I would assume do you know who else is in local Austin company? Look like it's correct. It's really easy. Can we get them? The fucking thing. Next podcast game is gonna be a lot. Every time this fucking thing happens, every time someone says something, you take a dip.

I'm all, we'll just have one. It's like a little song when I dip you dip we dip. Yes, yes. Next week when Gavin spills something on his shirt, We're just have one. It's like I don't song when I dip you dip we just Yes, yes next week when Gavin spills something on his shirt. It's gonna be a lot more disgusting Oh my god Have you spilled more barbers doing like the 12 year old girl like? Weaming your arms like when I see bugs Have you spilled more liquor on yourself than you've actually drank is this stuff on me if I did it girl like you like weaming your arms like when I see bugs like I do still more liquor on yourself than you've actually drank is there stuff on me if I did it

I'm just ruined because of the mental image of passing around a drippy No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the flashlight go fuck yourself. I think that was a... It was an inspired moment. By the way, the worst moment ever on the Roustief Pokas and the history of all the Pokas was Jack's story about how he uses flashlight. That was too far. So that was back. Did I just... I wiped that from my neck. I can tell just now.

Did I tell you about my encounter with his flashlight? Oh no! You made the drink when you were talking walks out. Someone's doing that. You're fucking used to see. What? So I got into his car. counter with his flesh light oh no you need to drink when somebody walks out someone's need it how can you still see what so I got into his car one day we're going to lunch

and you know he had a bunch of shit on his passenger seats so I sat down and I was like oh my god I'm gonna get down to the end and I was like I was like oh that's my flesh light

oh my god oh my god I sometimes get so lonely while you're driving you'll know I thought he was joking. Sorry, I just like, oh, I thought he was inside. And then like the next day he's like, oh, sorry about that. I was like, what you really was? Oh, my God. When I came here last year to visit the first time I ever came here in March, I stayed with Jack and I was at his place and I was in his like computer room whatever and I was just sitting there and like I look up and there's just his flesh light just sitting on a shelf now and I was like what the fuck I got to find Jack it looks like a flashlight we you can talk about his flesh light is though he like has a dark walk brings around a league yeah it was sitting on a mantle okay in his office it was sitting up on

the shelf and I was like what what's to deal with that? And he's like, that's my flush boy. He used it once. So it was like, sure, Jack. Sure he did, dude. That's what it was in the car. It was his defense. I think when I encountered it,

the car is when you had just gotten it and he replied, and you were like, I knew it. He likes to leave it in the sun so it gets warmed up. Oh my God! You're actually supposed to put it in the car. I just wanted to say I started out defending him. So this is the most... This podcast brought to you by a Republican general.

I want to be able to do that thing that Dumbledore does where he puts the wand on his head and pulls out a memory and then puts it in the same door. What else we got? Tense. Sure. I want to do that so I can like, unremember things. Can you just try to assumption that this is... Well, you have a bottle of that right? Yeah, so just get working.

But no, Jack got it exactly the way that we're talking about getting them right now. He got them as part of a sponsorship thing and a bit. And they were, he did not know he was getting a flush. Like he got it. But, if you got it, yeah. Yeah. It was like in a gift bag at a

Festival it was a button on the Dress when I saw that 24 You know, this is another topic that's gonna be derailed completely, but Michael, I thought about you because I saw this horrifying image or someone had made a anatomically correct female pony. Oh, I thought- I thought- Because you was the one with a little pony? I'm not about like that.

No, you're talking about like this- It was like oh, it was a blue- It was a blue- It was a blue- My little pony with a harp. What do you mean? I don't look these shit up, God, so not familiar. It was a functional my little pony's doll Like it had a vagina big up. This is a mic

I'm not a vagina with an F. But I'm a I use the wrong term true. It was actually Function Is Oprah this podcast is become filthy. I don't know if I like the influence of alcohol at the actual drug Yeah, we go just had a couple of stories. It's already going downhill. I've come myself off Baby What would it take for you to get drunk like for you to get absolutely hammered? What is the amount that you You're not that much

Not that much surprisingly. I can't drink as much as I used to. It's sad. Do you drink every night? I've been in a bit of a drought lately. I haven't really drank the country before. No, that's not the drought. It's the drought. I'm gonna drink it.

Wrong way with that. I'm pretty sure it's just directly related to chub. Like how big someone is. No, one... I used to be able to drink a lot. And I was really hardcore. Gavin, you could probably drink me. Oh, I don't know about that I bet you could I get buzzed off one beer drink that often I get a buzz off a one beer I had a drink with you in the airport recently and we always missed out

So stupid travel down like I haven't I haven't shown you yet, but the we have an upcoming animated adventure about the Drunk Bernie versus sober Bernie. Oh Drake, he told about out of adventure. Oh, oh man. What a coinky thing So I'm not sure if it's coming out this week or next week. It's it's in the pipeline. I'll have to show it to you I want to see what drunk Bernie looks like Favorite is female Bernie and female Gus. Yeah My favorite is female burning and female Gus. Yeah. You're gonna spoil boobs.

I know. The green bra. You're getting a lot of alternate personalities. I guess I am. Yeah. And Jordan was even talking about wanting to do something more with the racist anime burning. Hopefully he'll do something with that.

I'm coming along. I think there's two more of the animated adventures that are nearing a million views. Oh really? Yeah I think that's my, my, my, Gus is anesthesia adventure and care is exciting day I think her. I think you have to say how to steeze ya. Anesthesia? Is that what you said?

Yeah. Is that what it's called? Uh-huh. How do you say it? I don't know, but that sounds wrong. Puchy's sleep. Yeah I know. What do you call it?

What do you call the doctor who puts you sleep the specialist? Yeah Theologist and it's easiest and enthusiastic Gavin you were you had me clearly I'm hoping that you were knocked out for your surgery That you yeah, we talked about it Drake. Hey, well, yeah, you were knocked out for your surgery that you were right. We told it's about it Drake You were knocked out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I'll drink so the Because we did the thing where we would I had to count back this from 10 and I didn't even get to say 10 I went Have you been noticing Michael you're been knocked out?

Defining out like you're lost consciousness in any way at all. Yes. I've been I've been knocked out and I've been put under Oh, yeah, would you get knocked out like in a fight or do you knock it? No, on a bicycle. No, I smashed my head and I blacked out. Do you ever get knocked up? I don't think so. I hope not. So how about you, Barb, you have a very lost consciousness?

I have. I had my wisdom teeth taken out. They're all impacted, so they have to put me under. Which was the same thing. Yeah, we have found the drink and the meal to start. But basically, they told me to count back from 10. And I was like the same thing. Yeah, we have family drinks and the meal to start. But basically they told me to count back from 10. And I was like 10, 9, and I woke up in another room.

Really? Whoa. With God's shout in my mouth. I was totally awake from my wisdom teeth being taken out. Really? And I had two impacted ones. I get to watch them hit my face with a hammer. Did you do the whole thing?

And we have that thing in town where I guess that's where so many college students, they have those research studies. That's why you do that? We have that thing in town where I guess that's so many college students they have those research studies. You did that? I did that. I did a research study. Because I didn't it was your pre-med. Well no I just they paid for your identity to come out. They paid you a lot. Really? Yeah. Like twelve hundred bucks. Yeah. That's the limit is life. Is that even the bucks offers? Yeah. Where's that's the go. You guys the limit is life. We're here. So is that even bucks offers? Where's that at? Yeah, there's billboards around town. I'll point one out teeth are crazy, right? I don't even teach a pretty crazy like to chew my food Teeth you get you get you get two goes of teeth. It's quite generous

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Did you see, you don't grow new eyes? They're too much of a challenge. They're too much of a challenge. Let me step in the same, like, let me step in. Let me step in. Step in, does. Have you seen the picture of that child's skull that was on Reddit several weeks ago?

Horrifying. It shows like all of the teeth, all of the baby teeth, but then also shows all of the adult teeth all inside the jaw, all in the bones, where you come out. It's cool. Terrifying. It looks like go viral marketing for Prometheus.

It's what it looks like to me. It's disgusting. That is in there waiting for you. There are waiting. It's like, they're like soon. Yeah, but why don't I have a second pair of eyes behind these ones? Just ready to pop these ones out

When you're when you're small your head changes down your age Your eyes can still fit in the same socket your teeth can't because your jaw grows and changes Yeah, but hell yeah, I'm with you sharky. Yeah Yeah, it's true, but my arm is my arm grows the bone just got longer Why didn't the teeth just get more big and spread apart? I can think something that is like that in your body What fingernails? You can rip a fingernail out and get a new one Yeah, too, Shay. I use those all the time It's the same it's basically it's the same kind of thing as your teeth. Honestly, you know your fingernails

You know your eyes are the only thing in your entire body that does not ever grow. I think that's amazing. And your nose and ears really stop growing. When you're a baby, your eyes are the same size. Your eyeballs don't grow, but your eye sockets do. Well, that's why babies have huge irises. Huge, crazy eyes.

But, and that's why old people have huge ears and noses because those don't stop growing. Have you ever had an ingrown nail? Yes, on my toe. I think so, but what is that? It's where the nayside of an ails curve down When it grows in like digs back in the ass disgusted. I've had it. I've had it twice It's not at the end of your shoe. How did you fix it? I had to go to a Peditris. See I Myself, oh gross great. This is what's in the flesh. Yeah, that's what my brother. I just cut straight into it

It was bleeding a lot My brother would stuff like cotton balls under like his nail and shit and try and like Reader a straight the nail to like grow outwards And he would constantly like like rip his just rip his nails off like trying to regrow them It's like like growing up like I've gone the bathroom There's be bloody socks in the bathroom. Because he had it for like a couple of years, he didn't want to go to the doctors for it.

So he had like a bunch of, he had like several ingrown toes, like ingrown toenails on both toes. Wow. Ingrown toenails, yeah. And he would just like cut his feet, like all of the socks are bloody. Why does he just go to the doctor? He's a fucking retard.

He's a stupid asshole. In his defense, I did something similar. When I had mine, I didn't want to go to the doctor. And I waited like, probably like six months before I finally went, but I didn't try to do stupid homemade shit to fix it. No. I just kind of legit like that.

I'm full on my gyro. Wow. It is weird that just Barbara's talking about impacted teeth. We used term ingrown for some things. Like why don't we call them ingrown wisdom teeth? Like ingrown hair? Like you have ingrown hair and you have ingrown nails. Like ingrown hair.

I think it's a different term. What's ingrown hair? Ingrown hair is when hair and you have ingrown nails. Like ingrown hair. I think it's a different chart. What's ingrown hair? I know. I know. I think it's when it like curves around and goes back into the skin. Yeah, and then it looks like a pimple. Yeah.

It's like you have the poor and the hair grows out of the poor. It's like if it doesn't make the hole at the end of the poor, it like curves back around and like grows around and around inside it. Yeah. So. Or is it impacted by the growing sideways? It's sort of like a mess. Yeah.

It's like a hair inside of it. It's like, what's called an e-girl in hair, yes. You never heard of that. He's scared by it. Oh, let's see, you're about Gavin. He's the happiest. You were the harriest mother-fucker on the planet. And it's a secret about you that not

many people know. Why is it a secret? Well, because it's like you look like regular, like you have the break where your beard is. You don't have like this. It's because it's hair is so light. Your hair is so light. Yeah, look at your beard is you don't have like this because it's hair so like your hair So so what yeah look at this I can't even see it

Can't he's like Robin Williams on the arms you just can't tell because it's not dark very manly Can I bring this up only because you brought this up he just Today was talking about how I needed to groom himself. Oh, yeah, we're gonna do downstairs But he was saying like he's no, no, no, don't change this up. What are you gonna do? He was like it's a mess down there Jack was Jack was talking about this naked bike ride thing. Let's have he's like you gonna do the naked bike man I was like not in my current state for sure Gotta look at that. What do you normally do down there?

Don't shrug your shoulders So trim So what's his naked bike ride? I don't know. It's just something Jack was talking about. I'm not doing that. My not but that's I can't ride a bike anymore I've been bad. I can't ride a ball. I also can't ride horses. It's the two. Oh, oh, you're not medically I had my balls inspected the other week You know, okay, yeah, by a doctor. Yeah I went to the doctor for like a normal checkup and he was like, your left testicles a little bigger than your right testicle.

And I was like, Grant, it's always been like that. You just got admission. He was like, you should check it out. You should get it checked out. I was like, but it's always been like that. So I had to fucking go get an ultrasound. So I had a bultress out. Was it kicking? Ball truss out. I'm having a boy. It's the end of the story. It was, it was never, it's never trying to hear in that fucking jail. Yeah, I'm sure. I didn't even bother. I was like, I knew that, like, I, I, I went in.

I was going to try to diffuse a situation with you. But then I thought, there is nothing I'm going to say that this, this woman has never heard before. I'm sure she goes to, like, there's that nervous energy people have. I was like, I'm just going to be quiet. I'm going to get through it. So do they have to rub that clear gel on your balls and put that? Yep, don't device on it

Yep Why is that funny what it happens to us? I don't know why is that it is more funny 10 minutes of ball scams It was really warm was it it's pretty heated it was in the sun It was surprising. It was surprisingly nice. It's fun in Jack's car. They probably don't want the boss to shrivel up from the cold. So they probably preheated to make sure that everything's still loosey-goosey. They're like stretchy. We can't, we can't, right?

We can't see all the cancer if the bulls are shriveled up. Jesus. So anyway, I'm keeping both my balls. Good job. So yeah, which one's bigger? Is it the left one? I said, my left one. That's my booster. Tribble now Jesus I'm keeping both my body My god, you're not perfect So Michael shaves himself in the shower apparently yeah, that would cool Greek out about it. I shave in the shower right shave your John Thomas. Oh, no, I don't shave Don Thomas and then I wait John. You shave with a razor No, I have I have a I have a like an electric razor, but it's got a beard trimmer thing on it and works great Yeah, yeah

With the shower that's where it when the hair is it goes down the drain bro It also softens it so it's easier. Let's get to a normal level of conversation. This is not normal. I said I was shaving your face. How often do you shave every few weeks? Every few weeks. Sometimes I go for the full bid.

Sometimes just half. One time he shaved half of his face. He did it twice actually. I see if anyone would know. Well see the thing is like he did it to be an asshole and I'm all for that. I do that just fine. He shaved his head. You should have your beard to be an asshole I asked you why do you shave your half your beard you're like one all I don't know We're not and you walked around with it for a day which is fine

But didn't forgot the next day like you came in I was like you didn't shave the other half of your beard You're like oh well I went out I don't get and then you went out that night apparently I went out that night Well I went out, I- Just don't get- Yeah and then he went out that night apparently. I went out that night. I forgot. Like, having drinks with someone's girlfriend's friends, and they were just looking at me

kind of weird. And then, like, I've been talking to them for about two hours and all of a sudden I was like, Oh. I- I- I- I have a part for beard, don't I? I'm never like, yeah, I was gonna laugh.

That's like something dumb, right? Yeah. So, where do you shave your what like yeah outside like an outside? That's weird that's not okay. It's weird like you take your razor outside and just shave Well, I have a electric one and I just like I got side I look myself in the reflection of a door or window that is someone's Bucky I see and you really think that's normal that's weird Why would I put in a sink? This is thick dude when you shave your beard

Did your fucking razor not have like a catch like mine doesn't spill everywhere? Oh my balls really to the fucking razor Yes, and then you empty it out. That's not a van. That's not a net. Hey. It's like a vacuum, bro It goes in the vacuum. No, like all of the what you shame with a dust buster Racer she's you that just shoots hair out the other end is it like a fucking lawnmower all razors are like that What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?

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Pie a bigger drain you can go that's why I shave in the shower honestly not to mention that little shower mirror I share a shower with other people I don't want them to not to mention like when the water is going It doesn't like pour down the drain like swirls like goes down the drain like in a line Like you're imagining like you take like you're like I shave it off and roll it Yeah, I mean it goes down as you go. I think it's about to do that side to be honest. You just whip your dick out outside No, my show until I'm saying then where do you do that? It's a look at a man. You're like I'll do it outside I'm just wondering who this guy in English history is named John Thomas who They decided to name their dick

9 times for every time he said John Thomas because I've never heard that because I'm a pretty sure We've also had to drink I don't know how many times for interrupting each other I'm just ignoring I'm just drinking I'm pretty drunk I'm doing the the quick talking over each other motion. Yeah, okay Man, I'm not beforehand Now everyone's gonna be quiet So what is the etymology of John Thomas Gavin? Do you know that I'm a man?

You're right. I see my my colleague asking you for a fraction. So when did you first hear that term? Uh, I think Stephen Merchand says it a lot. I've heard it, but on British television. I don't think it's really a North American thing. I've heard it today when Gavin said it. Oh my God. I'm about to get on UK and Ireland's Yahoo answers.

This is going to be the best thing ever. So where's the pineapple and bagel? I know. Check out my dick. Yeah, yeah, check out my John Thomas. Check out my Balsam. So I'm glad that you really said. Check out my Balsam. I said everyone's talking. I don't know if you noticed this, but Gavin just picked up the pineapple basil mixer Yeah, or some in his glass put it down. It's a pineapple stuff Dude Gavin's face is so red I felt the best one was I thought the first one was to see this so I've just doubled up on I thought the first one was to see this so I've just doubled up on

Next time we get a link or sponsor guts. Let's report the podcast late in the evening Because we've ruined the rest of the day Why is slang for penis John Thomas in the UK the term to rise from the name the leading man in dh. Lawrence's novel Lady Chatterleys lover who gave to his own appendix I don't make so sense who gave to his own appendage. I don't make so sense. Who gave to his own appendage? He chopped his dig off. Oh, it's from the name that the guy gave to his own appendage. Why did you say it? The book was made famous by the obscenity trial. It landed Penguin Books in

during the 1950s. Here's a fun fact. Lady Chatterley lover? Is that the book? Lady Chatterley's lover. That is the winning answer that John Erler gave on Jeopardy. Really? Wow, look at this book one. Check it. He won with that answer. He won one episode, right? One episode. Did he get any of the winnings? Like, for promoting, I mean technically? No. Just for knowing him. I don't think for promoting? I don't think promoting helps with. Are you serious? Yeah, I'm pretty. I know, but it's like getting it out there. Like he'll have like super jeopardy because of us

Like like super power. Yeah, I know like hey, I heard you heard everyone who's he talking about you We want to buy you to super jeopardy I want to hear Michael's business while He goes on jeopardy Level of jeopardy he goes on jeopardy. We know him. We say his name. Yeah, we make money. No, no. If he gets promoted, the super Jeopardy! We make money.

Yeah. You're missing the keyboard. It's a percentage on super Jeopardy! Bernie! I don't think I- He'd follow along. I don't think I'm the one missing that point. I think the person making the point is missing it.

I got it. I'm fine. Skip point. So we had a very cool week this week. Yes. We did something very, very cool. We launched our tenth season of red versus Congratulations. The amount of traffic on the website was really ridiculous like we were Charting it and comparing the season 10 launch of the season nine launch and I think I want to say

For season 10 we're getting about triple the amount of traffic we receive for season nine Matt described season nine as the Rockies and this first episode for season 10 we're getting about triple the amount of traffic we'll receive for season 9. Matt describes season 9 as the rookies and this first episode of season 10 was Mount Everest. Yeah, that's a nice graph. Look at the graphics, it's very appropriate. I think Adam made a journal about it. You can check out and read. Yes.

Also, it's good. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. I thought it was a great first episode. It's so he's good to start with York. He's a great character that everyone loves and I don't know what he is man. People love that Delta character a lot. I think maybe because he was like the first kind of fleshed out real character that we

introduced after the Blood Goal Toronto. I love someone like him. I know why people like him. Every character in Rev. It's just dumb. It's nice to have a bit of contrast. He's a smart dude. I feel like people like the dry,, you know, no nonsense very factual

type of character. I know I like him. He's a good foil. He's a good foil. He's a good guy to say for the rest of the cast. He's a nice fellow to have a conversation with. Can I say that he's a great crutches a writer because if I ever just want to Explain something I just have Delta said and everybody listens like oh, It's true when he talks everyone else is quiet mm-hmm Like I won't have sorry Oh So there was a lot of press leading up to the season 10 launch as well. There was a ton There was probably more press in the last three weeks for red versus blue than

Maybe combined big size to you why it and say weekly yeah in the last three weeks for red versus blue than the number four. Yeah, maybe combined. Big size too, wired. And same weekly. Yeah, all over the gap. If you listen to wired, Burian, I started the company by ourselves. Absolutely. Absolutely.

Congratulations. Sure. It's always a thing too. It's like in those articles, there's always somebody that's omitted. We have told the story before. Can I preface this so we don't drink? Yeah.

When the wall street, we're in the cover of the Wall Journal, which is like one of the coolest things of all time Is it on him? No, it's out. I'm pointing to the lobby The cover Yeah, with the Coke CEO. That's my favorite Coca-Cola CEO is like right there on the cover with us and That guy who came in town to write that he spent two days with us in the office Gus picked him up Gus drove him all over town. Yep. Gus took him to lunch Gus took him back to the airport the guy did that mention Gus in the article one fucking

I still remember the guy's name I can tell the guy's name and I'm fucking hungry, but it's Kevin Delaney Yeah, Kevin Delaney from the Wall Street Journal. Oh, so many times have you like has he woken up with you standing over? My name is Nice to meet you this time around the totally omitted Matt and Jeff became a marginal character It almost like like the math thing in particular. It's like they went out of their way to not name him like I feel guilty Like I want to go apologize to Matt like I didn't tell tell the stories like that. Like that. I don't know why you're cut. There was a story of kind of the moment of reverse blue when we did the the Apple Switch ad. Yeah. And it was we realized how fast video travels on the internet. And it talked about how the video made it out to LA on its own. And a guy with his friend was watching his friend watch the thing and the guy said

he was friend. You can't watch the video video and They used so many pronouns it got confusing It's like if they just said the name Matt it would have made the whole paragraph make a little bit more sense But he just wanted to do it. They met all together. Wow. Who did he piss off? No, no, no It's just when you write stuff that just happens. It's also like as It's just like as few names as possible just to make the story easier to digest She totally said this and it's a group, don't get me wrong. Great article. No, we always feel a little guilty when people's names get excluded or something. Have you ever had it where people will write stuff about you but take stuff from previous articles that were wrong

and then keep the air guy. Never ends up in right narrative. What's that? I've never seen that. But I have definitely seen some severe factual errors in some stuff that's been written about us in the past. the wired article but other stuff in the past yeah there was a one article where they talked about one of our guys smoking like it was a long drawn out like dramatic paragraph about him taking a big draw in his cigarette and then thinking about it for months and say I'm gonna smoke so we had a hype for the season was incredible yeah it was awesome people were awesome and really excited about I will say this being a fan of

Vendors is blue prior to working here I kind of like got here like in like the midst of season nine So there's a lot of like do my job moving to Texas, you know shit like that So I wasn't like that focused on it, but season 10 I was like oh, I can't wait Super exciting. It's weird like I was I was at home And I had just like the same feeling that I had when I was in England, like the season two was starting.

I agree. Oh I'm a sponsor. I can't wait. What the fuck? Except now I was like, oh I'm constant crew. I can see it early. It's also nice to be on the front page of Wired and the title of the article is

How Ruchu Chief won the Internet in reverse blue. Is that the best headline ever? Pretty much. It's just a pretty good one. Gavin, how do you say the word W-O-N? One. You say one? just a pretty good one. How do you say the word W. O N? One you say one. Okay. I say one One really? No, it just says one Anyway, I want to say thank you to Ryan Rigny who wrote that wire article because

He's awesome Where you at why are you drinking? He did a lot of research. Like we did, we did, we did, we did like, I want to say like we can have with him of sending stuff back and forth and you did around with him as well. I did a phone interview and then some back and forth on email and we supplied the pictures that he put in the article as well. Yeah, and he, you know, and it's a lot, it's a lot of information to cover, you know,

and I mean, and it's, it's, it's our info. So we know exactly because we were there, but not really. But it was there. You know, some things are wrong. Like I think one of the pictures was labeled as being Jeff Sparibedram, but it was Joseph. Yeah, it was just a spare bedroom, a little stuff like that.

So to beat the world record, the longest running sci-fi, you have to beat Dr. Who, is that correct? Yeah, 35 years or whatever? I think it's longer than that. The first Dr. Who is black and white. Right. Yeah, wow.

So old dude. I feel like our first step should be getting that show canceled. They were having time to make up. It was canceled for like decades. Oh, that doesn't count then. What? It's true separate series. That's new duct two and old duct two.

Okay. Okay. So how long are they? We are not the longest running American side by show yet that happens this season. Oh, what is it? Which was it before? Stargate SG1 It's a We will pass the we will pass that about midway to Second stargate. Yeah, but then like the longest running show in American history long show period is Simpsons are like

Gunsmoke they passed gunsmoke which was twenty one years. I think you technically the soap operas have lasted longer I think they're like guiding live No, that's you're one of the young in the rest of us. Yeah, one of them has been off for like 45 or almost 50 years Fair who gives a shit about those Well to be shit fair who gives a shit like internet stuff to people that love amazing content Yeah, you can take it away from them, and then having a continuous storyline for 45 years. That's fucking crazy.

It's pretty fucking impressive. Yeah. They're pretty rough. There are people theoretically who, like that could have been their first job as a young person. They worked on that production, their entire life, and then retired, still working on the scene. Yeah, there's like a, in the UK,

there's a soap called Coronation Street. There's a dude with Silver hair. He was in the first episode, like 50 years ago. It's like a in the UK there's a so-called coronation street. There's a dude with silver hair He was in the first episode like 50 years ago. It's like a young Dashing dude. Now he's just old as hell Like that 50 years that show is like it's like a Truman show One of the best I was mad at Barber. You look really drunk

Shut up. I'm just really excited about talking about. Really. Hey guys, this is the tree. So I just looking up gun smoke and gun smoke started as a radio play and then transition to TV. So that lived in two different media in two different eras. And this will be really interesting for you to know. Just in the notes for Wikipedia, the running time of the television show, which ran from 1955 to 1961, the running time of the show was 26 minutes. Then it moved to an hour format, and the running time for that was 50 minutes. So it just goes to show how much more time is for commercials now, because now it's had 26 minutes, our shows are

22 minutes. So there's eight minutes. They doubled the amount of time of commercials between 1955 and 2000. But they also back then they they were more lacks with product placement right like you could have Chiquilla In the actual programming like you've seen I'm sure those Flintstones Outtakes were like Fred smoking a cigarette right how great the cigarette is like that kind of shit was Passable and probably was part of the story wasn't it wasn't that kid show? I think I think maybe their commercial breaks were just that Oh, like the four minutes that they had dedicated commercials were so it's like in show commercial

Mm-hmm, yeah, like the host of the show would come out of you know Oh, how it how it's done Let's do a sex crap, doesn't he? Who? How it's done? He'll read his own commercial. Yeah, the new ones live reads we do it We do have a whole thread. Yeah, yeah, we did that Stop knocking it Gavin you idiot This one isn't don't he's been reading the same act for like 10 years. Yeah, I remember again And he's just sick of it. It must work. Do you remember the show friends? I do Come on

That show apparently had some of the most product placement out of any show. We told you about it, Tivo. Tivo was a big one, yeah. Yeah, but you don't even notice on that show, they do it so well. How do you feel about that, about product placement? Fine. Unless they're super blatant about it, I don't mind. I will say, unless it takes from the show, like if I feel like the show's not moving to push this problem, it's so delicious.

But if they're just like drinking coke or using Tivo, I'm gonna shit it all. Yeah, it's like, you know, that's fine. When there's a blimp with air waves written on it, not fine. Blimp with air waves? Splint cell.

Remember that? You know, when there's a bug main thing. You watch Modern Family, right? I do. Did you see, there was a really, it seemed like a really shoehorned in piece of product placement in the most recent episode. I didn't watch the most recent one I don't think.

There's an episode where the gay couples driving in their new Prius down the road and Sophia Vergara is in the passenger seat. Yeah. And Mitchell says, Oh, I love this new Prius we have. We traded in our old one for this one because it has so much more room. We can fit two baby seats and now, or two car seats and I get more to work cargo space. Huh.

It was like a really weird like That's a kind of thing and a lot of these are the key points you need to hit right these into the script They do that in movies too. I mean, that was like a two-minute Mercedes commercial in Transformers Superman crashes into a marble truck and then like flies away and all these cigarettes are Yeah, by the way, that's the kind of mean Transformers is a car no Transformers is like She mentioned a car and then he looks it up online And then they'd like to do a rotating thing of the car. It's like this has blah blah blah blah blah And it's this and it costs this much. I don't know. I agree with you, but Transformers. They are a bunch of cool cars

And fighting robots. I know Friend like up to Kila is so delicious I'm gonna have another sip of it. I don't know shit about cars. So when I see Transformers I want to see fast cars go fast Yeah, so if you want to be like, Buse is awesome bajillion dollar car I'm gonna be like whoa it's fancy. Like do you think there should be ads and something you pay for though? What? I don't know I like I'm just saying I didn't find it as an ad. I think it becomes so normal now that people just Kind of like every day walk outside. Wow, I'm out full of stuff with you. I want to know what to transform. What a product placement for being outside. What do you think about product placement? You know, I think there's, I think there's got to be some clear lines.

I think if they do too many call outs like that, I think it wasn't episode of Aelius, which was a show you and I used to watch, where they ran up the street and they were like in a chase, a kind of car, and they're like, they're getting that Ford Escort. Wasn't that Ford Escort? Well, there was a hero's used to do it all the time. Yeah, with Nissan Versa. They would say Nissan Versa, like every two minutes.

Yeah, that was funny though, because he was foreign. A lot of shows do it with the phones. No, it was always hero who always said the earphone first. I guess it's the same in Japanese, but now you understand why everything you say is fine. Because you're foreign. We talk the same language, you don't. No, we don't. Gavin, we absolutely do not speak the same language.

This is what I don't understand, right? How old is America, the country? 230 years old. Right, so in 230 years, you went from talking like me to talking like you right that's not very long not necessarily because the United States is not only people from the UK but you you talk English we speak English that is correct Gavin your country is the size of a cupboard and People don't sound the same in different regions there you ever talked to somebody from London and they don't sound anything like you Yeah, I'm up. You know, it's like you get her's in

Wasn't there that whole bit in hot fuzz about like how the people in the north don't speak the same Yeah, they all had a weird accent. Hot fuzz is a west country like what a farmer. Right but that's the whole point. They spoke differently. Yeah. Anyway what I'm saying is no region of the UK butchered the original language as much as the America.

Have you heard the cockney accent? Oh I'm ill maca. In the United States there's multiple accents too. Yeah, that's true. I know. I know. accent oh I think New York accent How did it become like every accent in the UK is pretty much derived from the same one nobody like puts as much effort into an awe as much as you do here It's just different. That's all but we've had these accents going on for thousands of years.

Here's a few. Here's a few. We've been around 200 years and completely traded. But the whole point was like, fuck you. And then we left. I can tell you all the different. We're independent. We've got some of our youth. We're independent now.

It's like, you know, we're independent. We're not going to put use in shit that it doesn't belong. I can tell you what happened. Yeah. If you think about it, back then, there was no way to effectively communicate over long business. It took a long time.

You could shout. So people forgot how to spend a lot of money. We were isolated here. So they started speaking a different way, and it just keeps going. You like, if people who came from the UK came to the US, they may have remembered how to speak, but then they have to teach their kids, who didn't have to teach their kids, and they've never been there. They have to know.

This accident is basically something that was just lost in translation. And it just turned out this way. I'm safe to say this was lost in translation. That was it's evolved over time. Interesting. They didn't have the internet. They didn't have phones. You also had to come up with different words for things that are important like having 25 words for snow and ice. And you're ready if you're from Canada like Barbara. We don't have 25 words for snow and ice. What do you want to do? Snow and ice ice or Gavin having seven different words for a male's generals exactly right? No, everything the more time is going to get I just realized the catch all word is bits everything is bits Yep, I part orange juice is bits. Yeah, we have no bits. I said that. I said that I said that

We don't use the word bit like Gavin uses the word bit for anything It's a catch all word. It's like the Joker. What would you like a piece? Yeah, well, we have words like orange bits are pulp like okay, so say say you had like Some stuff in the bottom of your pocket right right would that be Lint lint Yeah, it's a bit of a shop. See like like like we would use the word bit as a Like a small amount of something. Yeah, like I just use the bit of sugar, but Gavin uses it for everything. You do that bit. It's like a place for thing or...

I'm not sure. He uses it for every thing. Even genitals. He's like, oh, how the bits. And he points to your bit. He called it shaved my bits. Yeah. He uses it for everything. Bigger than a bread box is bits. Equalified. Pretty much. Or I'm gonna pick up this piece of shit.

I dropped this piece of shit over here. Yeah, well, I got pieces of shit. Yeah, but he just popped, but he just shit is like a negative. Bit isn't always a negative. He's like, did you see that bit in the movie? And I'm just like the part that I would say that. It's weird, because it's like, I use like different words for every scenario. Like it would be see that bit in the movie and I'm just like the part that I would say that It's like I use like different words for every scenario like it would be like that part in the movie that scene in the movie

Right Gavin uses bit for like a million different things. It's a very universal word. I'll give him credit Speak to the movies. Yeah, we went to watch a movie by the bands. Oh, New York City. We did do it We one word though I want point out that you say that it was throws me off before we get too far away from it Is you use the word reckon that is a very country word? America it's so weird to hear you say reckon. That's like a hillbilly word Yeah, you say a reckon that we went to go see men in black three in New York, you know I reckon we'll have to take a plane to do that. Oh, you know, and it's like to I don't know Think you realize what you say it sounds very country to me. It's the one word you say that always throws me off when I hear it

It just sounds out of place is it bizarre? Well, it when you say it sounds very country to me. It's the one word you say that always throws me off when I hear it. It just sounds out of place, does it? It's bizarre. Well, it could just sound so proper, which, hey, deceivingly makes you sound smart. But then you say, reckon, and it's like a weird juxtaposition. It's like how it could be both classy when it's said with the British accent, and then super hillbilly when it's said. Right.

I do reckon that this is a fun topic. That's how he sounds in America. It makes me think the hillbilly's have like some kind of royalty. That was my American impression, by the way. Oh, was that really? That's your Kentucky American. But we went to New York City. We did. And we went to go see Men in Black 3.

No, three. Which is now out, by the way. How was it, by the way? It was pretty cool. I like the movie. It was funny. I laughed a lot. I'd like the experience a lot.

I've never been to a movie premiere before. Which is sad because you worked on big movies. I've been to Cost and Crew Screenings, but they are very low key. I thought it was the Cost and Crew Screening, though. None of the main unit was that. So we went to this really cool theater in New York. This was the New York premiere of Men in Black, which was fun because that's where Men in Black is based in New York.

Yeah. And so... New York. So we had to wear black and white entire to the thing and it's like we got invited to go to this. But like the people who work in the movie, they can't make, they can't invite them all. I realize that when Matt would work on movies out in Hollywood, that he would work in a movie for nine months and not get invited to the premiere, but some dope like us would get it. Yeah, I played, but like we're walking up to the door and I was thinking to myself,

I wonder how much of a big deal this is I wonder how a list this is gonna be and then a car pulled up and Donald Trump like walks out and literally brushes past us We were so close so I just touched a billionaire He was recited by that did you grab him? I'm like why didn't you tweet something about his hair or Bernie did maybe yeah, they do that terrible hair Oh of course, but how did you not know that for the 10 years he's been in the pandemic? Ten?

Gavin said it like to like in the public eye on the television. He said my television, we've got Alan Sugar. Thank you very much. Wow. Richard Branson. I bet. Yeah, Donald Trump is a poor excuse for Branson.

Like Donald Trump is just a liar. Whoa. Gavin, take it easy. Why would you say that? Like he would just say a stat to someone. He's like 87% of people say this, but it's just a lie. Why would you say that? Like he would just say a stat to somebody's like 87% of people say this but it's just a lie. I know he'll just talk like ridiculous stats and words that are false And then people like yeah, I'll give you a million to invest in this. He's like

That's called like knowing what you're good at the guys lied his way to a billion dollars Congratulations. Are you gonna shout the Donald Trump? Are you gonna talk about this movie or not? Live it was good. Watching it was good. Sheer an asshole. So what theater was this that you went to? The Zigfield theater.

At 57th Street between six and seventh, I think. Is one of the six-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-seventh-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th- The thing we had this cool like the imitation came like this block box this men in black box you had that right? I do yeah with a pair of sunglasses I thought they were sunglasses, but they turned out to be 3D glasses in the style of like a men in black That's what I asked you when I saw it. I was like I think I think So what's the criteria for getting involved like invited something like this? I just can't be really awesome make a web series that lost ten seasons I'll and I invite you again because it was his birthday so Happy birthday You didn't tell me what your birthday is I'm gonna help and I invited Gavin because it was his birthday, so Gavin came on the day. Happy birthday!

You didn't tell me what your birthday was, were you? Yeah, I hate birthdays. I hate it when it's your birthday and I hate it when it's mine even more. Okay, well, I'm so excited. It's my birthday, my birthday is your life. Everyone has one. I don't know why we celebrate. Every person has one.

Screw it. Here's the thing, but you don't give a fuck about everyone. You're supposed to celebrate with your friends and family. I don't care. You're a piece of shit and you should burn in hell people make a big deal about birthdays in this world It's crazy like when I graduated. Okay, it's your birthday. I'm gonna say fuck you. Nothing. That's fine. I don't care I'll have a little problem like I agree with Gavin I don't think birthdays are a big deal. I don't but I don't I can't say that because I know there's a lot of people Who think it's a big deal and they'll think that I'm singling them out.

There's a lot of people who work here who their birthdays are a big deal. And I don't want to say anything negative about birthdays for fear that they think I'm talking about them. Mine may or may not be on the calendar. Wow! A birthday is not a big deal. Especially for people of our age. If you're six, celebrate. I've done it 24 times now.

It's not a big deal, I don't know. After 16, I'm done. I'm not. Well, I'm not saying it's a big deal, but like, you know, you should go out with your friends and shit. You don't have to be like, it's my birthday. You send me presents and shit. But like, I had no idea what your birthday. I saw. I have. Can we move into the math portion of the podcast? I don't know. You love this. Have you heard the birthday paradox, the probability paradox? No. So when you have, you know, there's only 365 possible birthdays in a year. Correct. Right? No. 366 every four years. Oh, whatever. Fine. Okay. So it would seem like when you, you know, the probability of having two people with the same birthday is you get 366 people in a room worth 67 in a room. Then it's for sure that two of them have the

same birthday. Right. Yeah. 100%. Actually, with only 23 people in the room, you reach 50% probability, and you reach 99% probability with just 57. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait But you look at birthday problem and it's a probability paradigm. You'll say 23 people you have hot. Well, here's the problem or here's I just 23 people in room.

There's a 50% probability that two of them will have the same birthday with just 23 people. How does that? I think with 57 people in the room, it's a 99% probability. I think the issue is that birthdays aren't distributed linearly. Like, instead, there's different. And I don't want to get too runky, but the different times you would be a little more likely to have sex and have sex. And any other times of the year.

Like April is a crazy, this is just strictly mathematics, Gus. It has nothing to do with trends or anything like that. But that defeats into that, doesn't it? A little bit, but it has to do more so with the fact that you're not just the way the probabilities cascade, you're not just comparing yourself to everyone else, then you're comparing everyone else to everyone else, and the probabilities get out of control and

There's a 99% probability so 57 people in the room so 57 people No, I don't understand how that's the case because you got 366 different dates Potentially and with 57 people you're gonna land on the same day. There's a probability more people 19 or 19 of the time. It's not completely arranged 23 people with 23 people in the room you're making 253 comparisons Just because you're comparing everyone to everyone else we have 30 something people at this company and there's people who share a birthday here I share a birthday with Chris. I don't understand that Yeah, you have to read it. I mean I can see her read them with a pd is

Tells me that put everybody sleep the probability of getting the lottery numbers One two three four five six is just the same as getting any other company and it is In absolutely is it's also just as likely when they have the lottery numbers one week that there will be the same numbers the following It's the way probability work Okay, it actually chances really so so say say the number one came out, right? Mm-hmm. The one that you've got. Go ahead.

You've got, like, you've now got one in 48 chance of it being number two. But you've got a 47 in 48 chance of it being any other number. Yeah, but each individual number is only a one in 48 chance. Yeah, exactly. It's the same probability for the number. Yeah, but it's one in previous number. But you're not grouping it. They're all independent. Every time a number comes out, like let's say the first number, one in 50 chance. Second number, one in 49, third number, one in 48.

It doesn't give a fuck about what happened before or what happened. Let me give you a clear, easy example for this. If you're picking a number between one in 1000, the number one, two, three is one in 1000, just like all the other numbers is. Even though the digits are sequential But but you're not relating because that's a one off on one off pick one two three four five six is an incredible coincidence Out of what? 50 different any of the numbers you pick is an incredible

Yeah, yeah, I need some of them. You've number ones come out. What are the chances in the next number that it'll be two? Hey, let me ask you this. Okay, you're picking numbers between one and 20. Okay? If you're picking numbers between one and 20, 11 is a duplicate. It's the only number in that sequence that has one and one, right? What does that have to do with anything? Because it's a strange number.

So, but you're just as likely to pick 11 as you are to pick any other number. Okay. So, you're applying some kind of mysticism to the sequence of the number. Say you've picked one. Okay, let's say I picked one. There are now 40, 49, 49 different ones left.

What are your chances of picking two? What are my chances of picking two? One out of 49. The exact same as every other one out of 49. What are your chances of picking three to 50? One out of 40. What? You're the one out of 48.

Here's the deal. One out of 48. And then one out of 48 No, no, no, no, you're clumping all of those numbers. It doesn't matter. That's my great. What are your chances of picking five as a second over? One out 49. Yeah, so I was too different. That's within two and 50. No, It doesn't matter what range It doesn't matter what range the number of numbers you have with 50 numbers in a bucket But the next number is one in 15

Number is one in fifty for every number. Yeah, I'm gonna drink right now Settle and one after another is a very small window in every pick that The picking number two next is one in 49 charts. It's the same probability. And the other number is 48 and 49. No, picking three is one out of 49. Picking four is one out of 49. That's grouped away from the first one. It's not.

They're all grouped individually. Yeah. So, Gavin, here's nothing. So you're flipping coins. I'm going to flip coins twice. The chance of you getting heads twice in a row. There's only two choices. Listen, the chance of you getting heads twice in a row. Two choices. Listen, the chance of you getting heads twice in a row is one in four for the possible combinations. Okay? Getting two heads. But after you flip the first one, after you flip

the first one, you get head, then you have a one and two chance of getting it. The probability you're looking at it from two different scopes. If you look at it from individual number picks, it's different. But if you look at it from when you start what's the chance I'm going to get them, then you have a lower probability. It seems like as it be, but as you go further along, it seems like less because you're analyzing each individual choice. The chance of getting the sequential number is just the same as any other number in the one in 49 million. I agree. Yeah. Exactly. You need to stop thinking, no, you're wrong. You can't disagree. Because you're thinking about the number before.

I don't have English to talk about. Every sequential number has nothing to do with the number before it. But I'm talking about six sequential numbers happening. So it does have something to do with it. I'm pretty sure I'm right. No. Because one, two, three, four, five, six is a number just like 41, 37. But it isn't because they all want to each other. Because one two three four five six is a number just like

37 but isn't because they all want to each other. I'm gonna fucking die here Are you Sorry about introducing the math part for my dad? Is something dumb or wrong? Is that what you're saying right now? Yes, great. So guys you did touch on something though We're now when I say things on the podcast. I'm just talking and then I realize if somebody hears them said They might think that I'm talking about them. Like I said recently, I don't like to follow couples on Twitter because they chat back and forth too much. And I realized that that could apply to a lot of people that I know that that are on to it. I even think about

so just now that you're white. What does that mean, Bernie? But see, I, I, it's not you too. I understand what you mean, though. You just say it's the way you feel you're not directing it at anyone in particular not at all not at all It's honestly it's not even just couple it's just people who tend to reply back and forth in general I hate that well done in about flying is that's how you have Twitter No, but like it's literally you're having a conversation on Twitter without direct message Yeah, but I'm saying it's only matters if you follow both people. That's the thing. I don't like following both members of a couple because they tend to do that.

Right. See, but the thing is like, I will reply in public tweet and she'll like that back in four or 10 times. If I think it's funny, or people give a shit about the conversation, if I'm like, I'm going to be home at seven, bring a chicken. That's a DM. No, okay. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. I'm going to cut you off. All right right go ahead. I don't follow you on Twitter It's simply because you like you publish your likes on YouTube and shit like that. Oh, yes That's just a bunch of spam. No, that's no different than the public replies in a conversation That's even worse. No, you're right. And I did that like nine months ago. I turn that off. Oh, did you I'll follow you again But yes, you are moving up No, you're right, but but to be fair I like shit that I only like I didn't like like every single video ever

But that being said it was like three or four days. I like I Michael Jones in 2012 Yeah, I didn't like every single video watch so if I Like the video yeah, I would be like hey check out this video Yes, I turn that off the way you're being told someone played bone out paradise in the last 24 hours I fucking hate those fucking alerts I'll take this right now or someone has roaming around in Halo it's like you never is raptor you should shoot yourself if you have raptor it tells you it tells you every time you're fucking

playing a game and it tweets every single time like you get not an achievement But like a group of it you can probably configure that so it doesn't do it It like I don't have it, but I like tweets your like play sessions So like everything on there be like so-and-so got five achievements and whatever like I don't even fuck what you did Fuck off. Yeah, I don't want people to know when I'm playing games I'm not and that's what I build that into the actual games now now you can share the fact that you got a cheap one on face You go through your ex but at the same time I'm gonna build that into the actual games now now you can share the fact that you got a chief on Facebook through your Facebook at the same time I'll say about people on Twitter complaining

I have no problem with Gus unfollow me because it's like if you don't like what people tweet don't follow yeah I can't stand about people complaining. It was funny. I can't see him up people complaining Oh my god It's like just unfollow me. I just became friends with Gus on Facebook after like eight years Just this weekend literally just happened. I know Gus followed me friends with Gus on Facebook after like eight years. Yeah, just this weekend literally Just happened. I know Gus followed me for like probably like a sound like two days and then I was like I'm out and Gus Like literal music on fall you browse I understand going back to face. It's just how you used to it Gus is friends with every single person anymore. No, he changes philosophy on that. Oh did you?

Yeah, I'm not friends with Joel for that reason. They have subscribed his on Facebook.. Don't worry Gus I follow you. Thanks dude. Do you follow me? Gus yeah, I think there is no diminishing returns on those Twitter conversations like if you go five replies deep Then you're going too far right there's some line. I don't know exactly what it is But somebody says something so many mouths off then somebody burns back That's it. I said it to me to me. It's a point of how Humorous it is and how it's just bullshit if If it's like, I'm gonna be over three. Alright, bring beer. Alright, I will be there.

That's a fucking, that's a fucking damn. My phone call or a text. My Rosis, once it becomes a relationship, it's off Twitter. If it's just back and forth online flirting, absolutely fine. Yeah, because that you kind of want to see. As soon as this happens, I want to see the openness. I take it off. I think if it's remotely interesting for people to see I tweet it

That's all I do so you were talking about achievement sharing. Hi, which Which made me think about Diablo 3 which I'm already kind of uncomfortable with because I don't know I feel like it's the the the battle net systems a little different in Xbox live. Yep, but it's easier to jump in and out of people's Games there than then it is an Xbox Live. I keep meaning to jump into when you're playing a wizard, jump in and give you a yellow gem and then just get out. I don't use yellow gem for a shit. It's an intelligence gem.

You're the fuck once at. Go on. I normally gem vitality because I'm so, I have so little hit points that I have to get vitality in order to not die instantly. What do you think of Diablo 3? I thought it was Diablo. I mean, it really, it's like. It's not my favorite blizzard franchise, but it's still a great game. I do like the idea we've talked about this on the podcast

for somebody finally implemented it. They have a hardcore mode where you start a character, and if you're character guys, you just in a... Did they really? Yeah. I never knew that. I saw him like, I'm not doing that really yeah, I never knew that I Doing that wait, I just need to try that Gavin. I don't know what you did. Did you lick that filter or did you choke on something? I did something in my mouth You're only playing with other people in that mode. No, you can't join the party unless you're all hardcore So that must be the most cautious game All hardcore so that must be the most cautious game I don't know about the elbows are having played it, but I played like a fair bit of the elbow to and there's yeah Fair bit but again, that's the use words. I use a bit like a little bit a little bit of

Diablo Shit and you could you could go like play a verse player and like fight other people in any given game Who that's not would do that in the Obla well It's a it's like if you bring up the people that are they're good. They're loot if you bring up that Like you steal our money or just to be an asshole Yeah, so it's like you bring up who's in the game and I think in the obel to it was like anyone over level nine as long as both Players over level nine you could go hostile towards them

But like there was these things called town portals where you could set them up Yeah, no matter where you are in the game if you use one you go back town And then you can go back from town through it again and then it disappeared in the apple through by the way That's just it's built into the system you can town portal whatever you want to you need to be potion to do it or anything Okay, so so it would it would last until the person who created it went through it and then it would disappear Uh-huh, but I think what I would do because I asshole, back in Diablo 2 was I'd do in games with like lower level characters, just a vote for the board one day,

and be like talking to people like, oh hey, yeah, we'll team up, that it is up. And as long as they were over level nine, like once you go hostile with someone, they're town portal disappears, like you can't go through someone else's town portal if you're hostile with them,

but you can still use weight points. So you try and like trick them into setting up town portals near waypoints, and then the second they set up the town portal You know what waypoint they're at you go hostile runs to the waypoint and this fucking murder them and steal all their money Wow, I would do that all the time. Maybe I'm a bad person. Holy shit. Maybe It's like it's like you go online here. It's like oh, hey, I'll help you out where you at oh, I'm right here because you can you know Chat and shit. Oh, you're right there, and then you go there and run to the dungeon

and look for them and fucking murder them. Cause like, when you're like level 20, level 10 doesn't damage you. I would like to hear like a psychologist analyze. I would. I would like to hear it too, cause it's someone that I would like to hear. Did I ever tell you about the guy that we encountered at Dragon Con that one year? No, we had our booth and across the aisle was this guy, who was this father and son selling comic books.

And every morning, you know, you get there, as an exhibit you get there before the show opens, you're there after the show closes. Right. And he would come over in the morning and talk with us and he would constantly have these horrible stories about how he had just beaten someone up or he like robbed someone or like terrible, terrible things in the end at the end of every story he would

always say but I figured they probably did something bad and they had it coming what he said I'm Carmas agent I only encounter people if they did something bad and they need something bad right upon them how does he know because he's crazy I'm not. I'd never say that. Holy shit. I try to avoid that guy the entire event. I totally know that I'm an asshole.

I'm murdering people. That's scary. But that's fucked up. Is there a game where you can join the law? You can become a policeman of people like him. So why are you pointing at me? Because you're a prick in that game. Well, I think you can be a prick in that game. So can you just be a prick in that game. Well, I think if they... Yeah, but I mean that.

I'd be like, can someone be arrested? Is there like a game with laws where there's actual police who are playing with people? My initial argument for having the hardcore mode, I was talking about in terms of like an MMO, like, World of Warcraft. And if they had that one death, and that's it, I think those things would naturally generate inside the community. Right. Mophos coming in and just, they'd be like,

should somebody get killed? You know, and we would set out to kill players the way we set out to kill bosses. But this innocent level 35 dude just got murdered from every side. I'd be pissed. Who is responsible? You set up an investigation.

I think those things would naturally generate. I, the idea of having one life, very fitting to the human race. You have one go. You have two girls at T. There you go. I'll be honest like I'm legitimately kind of excited about that like I can imagine like us going as a group into devil three and be it like I had hardcore like someone Margaret Gavin and like you online know like you don't fuck with it. It's kind of like looking for you killed Gavin like go and fire him. Where are you when the guild was attacked?

Yeah, in the spirit. And if you murder someone, a guard will walk up to you and interrupt whatever you're doing. And be like, in the name of the y'all. You doubt, yeah, in the name of the y'all, you murdered that dude. You owe me a hunt, you owe me a grand, or you're going to jail,

and all you can do is just do one of them. Fuck off. Or you can fight for your life. But I like that idea in a game where someone's actually done a real thing like just brutally murdered an instant person. It's like, well, you're gonna pay for that now. You did something wrong. You know, I like the idea. I don't want a real person to play with it. This is more like a player game where it's all the players interacting. So it's like you're

kind of responsible for your own shit. There's no like, yeah, it should be governed by game. Well, that's not saying that's the point of the other like there's no game lot of governing. It's players playing with players. Well, that's not saying. That's the point of the other. Like, there's no game lot of governing. It's players playing with players. I think it'd be interesting. One of the very first games I played as a kid that got me into video games was an amazing and called Ultima 4.

And it's Ultima 4 quest for the avatar, or maybe quest of the avatar. But it was, that was it. You were trying to be like the most noble person. So you actually had a moral part to the game, where you couldn't steal. And all the other games you could, you could steal and you could kill anybody

And you could run away from fights if you were losing if you ran away from fights you would get power this all the other Ultimate games. Yeah, I mean before too Playing Skyrim is I think you and I share that we don't like being a thief. I can't do it. I just I can't play like I can be a stealth character, but I can't make evil choices I don't like anything that's red like you'll pick up a shit That's not stealing but you won't steal still stuff. No, so you say you'll take shit. It's just like not red I'll take it if there's stuff lying in a dungeon somewhere you'll take it But you won't steal

You go to a shop right and there's like a bunch of shit on the shelf which happens many times in Skyrim And it'll be like the sword will be white Which is like you can take it. That's not stealing but then the ring right next to it is red so you're That's when you put a basket over the shopkeepers The sword but you won't steal the ring Yeah, or more importantly if there's a conversation choice with a character I won't choose like the renegade option. I always do Paragon. No, I'm Sort of agree with you there. I'm the opposite. The only time

I'll do Renegade is if there's like a cheemon for it like all the second Renegade playthrough But as far as stealing shit if I need it pretty cheap or whatever like I'm gonna fuck I can do a shit What's funny? Like if you're not looking I'm gonna take you shit as long as I don't get caught doing it I'm fine like I wouldn't want the negative Status effectively stealing but if no one sees me then no one knows I just found out by the way after 114 hours of playing Skyrim You can assign left and right D-pad Skyrim oh really so you can you can have shortcuts yeah left is like my bow down Okay, this is not bad as what I discovered after three days of playing Skyrim fast travel

But tonight that You can fast travel. But it's a night that you can fast travel. You can follow our playing Skyrim without realizing your fast travel. Wow, that's like the walking game. That was like the first RPG I ever really got. That's like the worst experience ever. I was just like, man. That's so awesome. That's like Lord of the Rings.

You know, I just fucking five hours. I just played the entirety of Diablo 3 and I didn't realize you could hold down the left mouse button. I just clicked. Oh, where is that? That's like playing Minecraft and not realizing you could hold down the left mouse button. I just clicked Not realizing you hold down the right trigger Diablo has always been a click heavy game So you see why you think that I feel like I drive my wife crazy when I play Diablo Because I'm sure from her perspective is just click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click Who has a couple hours a night? We don't need to do that. You don't need to do that. We should take bats when we start as to who's gonna be the first to die. So we're just gonna be all like a little pussy.

We'll be like gang. Specifications like the Posse in Lord of the Rings. Yes, that Posse, then they put together. Sorry, Michael, what are you saying? I said there's a specification, the obel 3, like, strict at all, like, for computer install. It's a good question. I wonder if we could put on our airs or macca- I've heard of people playing it on MacBook Airs. Yeah, speaking of Posse's, every, like everyone's a good question. I wonder if we could put on our airs or mac. I heard people playing it on Macbook Airs. Yeah speaking of Pussies every like everyone's a school here right? Every school.

What? Back up back up back up. What does that mean? What do you mean it went to school? I mean like some sort of multi-sex education. Yeah everyone here went to public education. Did your school have a pussy pussy? I don't know what that means. Just like the hottest girls who like group together. Drink. We didn't know that. I'm minded. What do you call that? We just felt like the popular girls.

The bitches. You call the popular girls. Yeah. Just like. I don't know. I couldn't talk to them. It was like an idea that it was like a... One zero zero one.

I called it team Barbara. We had to be called in Barbara. Wow. You shut your mouth. Just kidding. Such a nerd. We had clones because I went to private school So they had uniforms and they all had long blonde hair and they all walked in groups So it looked like a blonde army was marching at you from the hallway So yours is the blonde army. Yeah, we had the pussy pussy. The great thing is now thanks to Facebook

I can tell that they're all Failures. They're fat or pregnant. No, no, no, I'm waiting it be like a dick like that They're some sort of satisfaction in seeing those people fail. Absolutely. I don't know what it says. That's why they say, oh no, no, it's not. It's absolutely satisfaction. I will say, I haven't done it, but this friend of mine

who I had been friends with since elementary school, all of us at high school, I hadn't talked to since his 21st birthday, which is six months before mine. So it's like three, four years ago. So I was thinking about, oh school. I hadn't talked to since his 21st birthday, which is like six months before mine. So it's like three, four years ago. So I was thinking about like, oh, like I can text him the other day. And blah, blah, blah, blah. So I looked him up on Facebook,

but after I looked him up on Facebook, I was like, I'm gonna look up a bunch of other people at the United High School. And like everyone looked up, I'm like, oh, you're fucking fat. So I will say I spent like a solid two to three hours. Like after the initial point of like oh look of this person I want to look at this person. I was like who else can I look at that?

That's the satisfaction for me though. Dude, it was so satisfying. The shitty reverse of that is one day have an awesome job like my friend I went to high school with is all playmate But, C.P. Fair, fuck them. No one has a more awesome job than I have so I don't care. Hey, well done buddy. I always feel happy. I can't be like my job rocks. She's like, I'm a play mate. So she wigs her tits after money. Fuck you, I'll ask you.

Hardcore. There's sometimes we feel guilty because I have so many friends who are either still in school or graduated and working at some shitty job. And it's like, I'm at a Ristra T doing like my dream job. What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?

What is it? What is it? Yeah, it's singing weird. Let's go. This is more like fuck you, everyone. No, no, it's not like that. No, it's not like that. It's terrible. That's what I'm just turning.

I'm glad you guys are proud. Do you think that the... Where's Jack Telltale? Tell us how to hate children. You keep showing up. Oh. Do you think that the high school reunion is going to be killed by Facebook? That it just will be something that sees it to exist in the future?

I absolutely do. I do. I'm not going to lie. Tell us what you think, Michael. You haven't talked enough to spot it. I'm so. I feel like I haven't been in it. So I'm trying to make up.

Do listen. That's his fault. No one's out with me. Can I say nothing on your hand on Twitter to interrupt and change the subject? Can I? What are these newsletters that people publish? And they say, here's my newsletter for the day. Top stories are from Gustav Rola and Bernie Bernstein.

Yeah, the people's public RG newsletters. Is that a common thing? There's four, five that show up in my Twitter feed every now and then it's like, there's this one that showed up just now. The gaming echo is out and linked to it. Top stories today via Jack P and Bernie Burns. What is this new publication thing that people are doing? It's just like to publish other people's.

I wish the internet would just shut up for a second. Shut up, Gavin. Well that's what we're going to go on. I wish we could all just have a brief. Just go on vacation and just don't bring your phone. I do that constantly. That's what I'm doing on Australia. Buy a data plan.

Nah, I'm not gonna do it. Is that like a bot that aggregates all of that information or is it an actual person? I think it's a person doing it. Oh, is it? I thought it just groups together stuff that people have posted the same. It depends. I know there's one person in particular Who does it like every single week? It's a count 3D. No, there's people people are thing right? It's like a Reality people paper shout out shout out, but it. So it must be like a new trend starting newsletters. Yeah, I don't like it. So Monty poked his head in but didn't come in to say hello. Was that Monty before? Yeah, so right you've been around. You've been around Buddy Buzz since the internet. No, tag team is. So what he was going to come in you. Oh my, I'll fix that. Go.

So the internet was a young little gem when you first started using it. Yeah, when I first started using it, like, like, prodigy. Is it more annoying than ever at its current state? It, because to me, it's, I get annoyed several times a day by just people on the internet. And I swear it wasn't always the case,

like when I first turned up on your website, I didn't get annoyed as much as I do now. I, yeah. I mean, you really, you're right, it was a lot easier to ignore people. Yeah. And I was just like, yeah. Yeah. Like even people in your personal life, it's like that they, they, they, they don't, they weren't omnipresent hang around, you know what I mean? Like, people you knew years ago and it's like, thanks for wishing me happy birthday seven years later. I think you've just become a lot more

expected of things being faster and you as in everyone else like like I agree with you like shit's more annoying now but I think that's because everything's like faster than it is like you're now but like shit that like a couple years ago we were like you know whatever now we're like what the fuck yeah we're really fucking like lazy greedy like selfish fucks as a race as we take take we take stuff the granted that comes in like yes. I'm now expecting a wet a web page to load under a second Yep, if it does it. I'm like No, let me let me let me back But like Gavin slam the a drink Gavin is not odd at all like slam desk Gavin is like slam desk a hundred times

Flip out in his chair spin in circles and then the other day as I'm told literally jump on his desk like Spider-Man style and stare at his fucking monitor like a retard like On to his desk Spider-Man style and sat you know like his hands inside his knees and stare at his monitor. I was like that shit every I lost like 15 minutes with a bad thing the best shit every- I lost like 15 minutes worth of editing, I was annoying. 15 minutes, 15 minutes, that's what it is. It's the same with new stuff. I expect everything to be current.

If I'm googling an issue, like male is doing something weird, it's annoying me. And I find a response from like July 2010. Like this is old as hell, it's not gonna be relevant. But there's gonna be a point where the internet is like 50 years old and you're gonna be able to see stuff from the 80s on it. Oh, like the 90s I can tell you wow, it's really odd. I'm complaining about stuff. It is good I can't imagine what happens when I'm back years now

I can tell you a way that the internet's gotten better and gust you can probably back me up on this is that people have become more aware of Not being as important. I mean if you see stuff like Twitter or they post minutia? But there used to be a trend when the internet kind of first started where people would say, here's my rant on stuff. And they would post their rants. Like you're supposed to be interested that this guy's upset about the new Hulk movie

or something like that. I don't see that stuff as much anymore. It still happens. I feel like it's moved to video form though. I guess video responses and it's a lot of garbage on YouTube. I know what this movie is like. It's like a rant about crackdown too. You know it's really ironic.

I've never disliked social media more than until I became the social media manager. You really? What? It's just like it's so much. It's a lot. People are so obsessed with ranting and just like posting every detail of their life. I'm sorry. I have anything where I don't post on the weekends.

I don't put anything up a really anymore. I'm done it for a long time. Yeah, but the whole point of the incident is it's irrelevant of days of the week. Like it's the same crap every single day. I don't post about what I'm doing in the weekends. That's what it is. If I don't think anyone notices that. Yeah, what I'm saying is, it goes in my personal life events, I don't really about what I'm doing in the weekends. I don't think anyone notices that. Yeah, what I'm saying is that those events

and for my personal life events, I don't really post about those. Like where I am or what I'm doing. Like you've would post about us being in New York and I would, that's out there so then I retweet yours. I don't post about that. You posted being sending a tweet from a cabin queen, didn't you? How long it posted a thing to be caret. Yeah, not the most recent time with the one before that.

The one with the premiere of the movie, that's worth tweeting. Yeah, that's stuff I want to be great. Yeah, not the most recent time with the one before that. The one that's the premier of the movie, that's worth tweeting. Yeah, that's stuff I want to hear about. But it's like, there's no accountability to show on the internet. Yeah, if you're annoyed by a girl in front of you in line, for talking on her phone to you loud, don't tweet it, talk to her. You like, shut the fuck up.

Yeah, but no, she hates you. She has a aggressive tweet. But she hates me, pissed. You can't do that. You can tweet about it and be like, I hate you, but you're not gonna risk her turning around and slapping you or yelling at you. I'll say if you tweet it makes you see what though it makes you seem weak No, it's like it's like when people post like like dear guy in front of me

Why don't you take longer lines like why you fucking say some of the guy? You know It's like you're just telling all of us that you can't handle your personal life You can't navigate society That guy doesn't follow you running What if you two like fucking piece of shit? Like that guy tweets like asshole behind these fucking talking shit about me Maybe the guy in front of you is like looking up the hashtag fat slow guy in store That's me today you know there are nearby tweets there are nearby tweets. I'm like all the class

I'll be like I just like all the clients that will be crying, it'll be like, spun around. I'll just tell you. You guys just tell that prick. Did I say it to my face? We'll still have a wrap up. There's an app on the iPhone. I think it's called Highlight. And if you install it, it just finds other people who have the app who are close to you

and alerts you when people who use this app are also nearby. It's like a way to meet people who use this pseudo Twitter. It's like, hey, I use the SAP are also nearby. It's like a way to meet people who used this pseudo Twitter. It's like, hey, I use the same thing. Yeah, it's like, hey, hang out. If you see me say hi, and you said, I'm a consumer, do you also maybe shit? There was so much emphasis on privacy on the web when it first started. Like, you don't give your real name on chat rooms. You don't give any information. And now people just don't give a shit. Like people have their first and last name in their entire camp.

You can't put your name in my hands. So be painted me by the money. I'm sorry, David Krab. I was always my name. You're beginning to know. Well, when we started Root City, I mean, even we did that Bernie. That's why you were busby at first.

Yep. Yeah. And now it's you didn't do it. People don't care. People are not afraid to give their full name anymore. Like I remember when I first added my last name to some account I had I was a little bit nervous, but I was like Everyone does it now. It's no big deal. I never thought it was a big deal. Yeah. Well, I joined the web in you know

1997 when it first started I I was eight the website the web or as far as like America online was the first internet I had where I was like 13 14 and I don't know how many times I had to walk up to my parents and be like listen Gonna have to call ILL and reactivate our account. I may have said some things in chat room That we're not appropriate like probably like seven times like in like two years This is I would just go into chat rooms because this is like I have the internet like like I needed the internet. I needed the internet. I wanted the internet I got on there and I was like

What do I do now? So as you just go into chat rooms you just run your mouth you lowered people through the chat room Yeah, I'm portal at a way point and then you murder them and steal their gold and the best part about it was Gosh and that point is like when you're a higher level, gold means nothing to you. So you're just stealing the gold of a lower level, just to fuck them over. Like literally, it literally does not help you at all. It's like the 1% of the elbow.

Yeah, yeah, and then plus you get their ear. You just say, in the elbow too, it's like, got your ear bit, check out your money and your ears. I'll sell you your ear back for like the amount of money that you lost. I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm gonna tell someone in the album too, you get their ear. They die, they drop their other gold and their ear.

So they pick up their ears more as like a troll? They don't lose their items. They don't lose their items. You can't steal someone else's items. They go found more ears. I've discovered the biggest topic of conversation that makes that person sound like a prick. And that is, I was there before you were like I was using that internet before you as a hipster thing yeah but no one ever never never comes across well

doing that like Jack saying I'm fifth generation Austin what don't get a shed I think there's actually kind of cool no no no he cannot be got you have any words on this you're finally never moved in spread out so when it was the fifth generation Austin how did you just I think I've gotten into it more yet but why can some of be so proud about something that happened before they were alive I've got a lot of it. I get full being proud. I mean being proud is one thing but like gloating about shit that you

haven't done or like not only your like family is done but like your father's father's father is like I mean you know I mean that's cool but but just like being the being before being there before someone else people take great pride over that and I really don't see the appeal it's the same thing I think right people say first it's exactly it or when they you know talk about music and things like they don't they want something like to not get popular I'm the first to post this

first I'm gonna post a rolf. Ooh, I'm the first. I'm going to post a rolf, you know. I always see that. I see that all the time on news aggregators. I mean, people will get angry like, you stole my link. I had this link first and I put it up and then you stole it. It's like, none of you made this thing. You're all just pointing an arrow at the same direction

and acting like, you know, it's some kind of creative ownership in some way. I've never understood that. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah. All right, well, we've got to wrap this shit up. We've been going pretty long. Hello, we've been good.

Over an hour and a half. I can't tell you as a older person's perspective, though, Gavin. It's like, when you have like experience with doing something, it's equally as knowing to watch people go through something that everyone's already been through, and they watch them go through it, and have a hard time doing it

Yeah, and you watch them make mistakes that you know they're gonna make and you can advise them not to Yeah, I'm actually using it for a useful thing. You're not just bragging that you were there first like like someone say Oh, I was doing this before you were born. Well done. I'm doing it now. Thanks for thanks for telling me that I'm sorry I couldn't do it when I was not yet, but thank you Yeah, being proud of something you had no contribution into or had no control over that's always funny to see people who get especially proud of something they had So where are we going for lunch you storm Normandy? Where are we gonna go for lunch? I would like to go somewhere for lunch. I have half an hour so to go somewhere. This is empty all right

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