Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #170

Episode Date: June 14, 2012

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I'm a little jealous. How many condoms exist on So, Gavin doesn't think that Australia is a continent. It's what we just heard. Why do you not think it's a continent? Because it's a country. Right. Right, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. Okay.

And so, what qualifies a continent? What are the continents? How many continents are there, first of all? How many? Europe, Asia. No, no, no, the number. Right up the time ahead. Seven.

Okay, it's a good name. I'm going. Europe. Yep. North America, South America. Got him. Antarctica. Mm-hmm. Asia. Australia. Mm-hmm. That's right. Can one more. Africa. Yeah. Right. So your name, Australia is a continent. I said Australia. Australia. Australia. Is that the UK equivalent of Australia? I think you can't consider it better. What can't Australia? So you're trying to make it not a continent. What continent is New Zealand on? It's part of the continent of Australia. What continent is... Australia is the country. What continent is the UK on? Europe. There you go.

Yeah, so how would this fucking theory concentrate? What you'll say is England is on. Europe? There you go. Yeah, so how would you say some fucking story context? You're like saying, what you're saying is, England is on the continent of France. It doesn't make any sense. It's a different country. You guys say Australasia? Yeah. We say Australia.

It's a continent of Australia. It's Australia. You're both wrong. I'm going to look up on big time. I'm really, yeah. Let's say Australia. If you look up idiots in your social feed, you're going to have a continent. OK. Why would you name a continent after the country? Why would you name a country after the continent? Let's you look up if you look up idiots in your social feed

Why did you have a continent after the country? Why would you name a country after the continent? Are you assuming that one that that one came before the other? What? What are you on about? What does that even mean? Australasia is a reason of Oceana comprising of Australia New Zealand and the island of New Guinea and neighboring islands in the Pacific Ocean. Doesn't say anything about it be Australasia is not a continent. What's the uh... What's the other... Let's get the list of continents.

It must be fun being Gavin because like everything's new to him. And like you know... You have so much to learn to come. Dude, I would be annoyed if I lived in New Zealand and I lived in Australia at the same time. You get annoyed that you're from the UK but you live in Europe. I'm not annoyed. Do you live in Europe? Yeah.

Okay. There you go. What do you mean by that? The UK get upset when you refer to them as Europeans. Well, it's because we refer to them as Europeans. Because we're, because mainland Europe is one big chunk and we're completely separate. So we just refer to that as Europe. Like we're going over to Europe.

Right. But we obviously still Europe. You're a European. Uh-huh. I can refer to you as a European and you're okay we're going over to Europe. Right. But we obviously still Europe. You're a European. Uh-huh. I can refer to you as a European and you're okay with that. You want? Okay. Would you say someone from Canada is an American?

Not interesting. No. Would you? No. Does it bother you to abolish Canadians that they're an continent of America? Northern version? Did it bother you? Is that the case?

Is that why you're taking it? Why don't they get to call themselves Canada? I'm America because they are the north part of North America. So is they should have pressed it? Yeah, is Australia. Why do we give the name America is a situation not a continent then what's that? No? We we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we talk about we distribute DVDs down there we call that our oceanic distributor because it includes Australia and all those items. Yeah exactly so we probably use the term oceanna the way that you use Australasia. How is New Zealand more Asia like including New Zealand because New Zealand is further away from Asia than Australia is. Yeah so to include New Zealand you use the name of the continent to it's for the time. make sure they go off plates right like

tectonic plates like we're just don't get Gavin started oh sorry sorry sorry I forgot about that I've heard of Eurasia as well as like as a region before the earth expanded where was New Zealand in the mish in the scrum like the thing of the continents is rugby players ripping years off and people get out people get out on us for getting on gab when he talks But then they also when we let something fly that we don't call them on then they really get upset if you want to see just Pure unedited Gavin watch watch hour from this week So we like so Jeff's out of town and so I'd Gavin sit in and do the game releases

We have a dance as well. We get it. Oh, we did have a little dance to be in and you somehow fell on a flat floor But so I had Gavin do the achievement of the week the achievement of the week was I What's the name of the achievement? Do you remember what it was? It's a lollipop chainsaw it's a lollipop chainsaw achievement It has to do with peaking under the skirts like apparently if you peek under her like the main character skirt You get an achievement for that what What a week for Chieftop's apps. So, um, so that's the achievement. There are three games coming out this week. There's a lot of pop chainsaw, dirt something like another dirt game and something called what it would like babble unleashed or something. Babble rising. Babble rising. So, you know, it seems like, I gotta say, there's only three games coming out this week.

Not to interrupt your story, but it seems like there's so much visibility of video games this week. This would be a great week to release a new title Yeah, you think so. I guess people were able to get buried. Well also people are also thinking about upcoming games too But yeah, anyway, so of those three games one of which involves a cheerleader running around in a skirt Go on one of which is a racing game in one of which we don't know What the game is about and the achievement has to do with looking under a skirt and Gavin didn't know what game it was in. And we've got it all on video. Yeah, but then you said it was in you said like really dead pad. No, it's in Bauerizing. I said, what game do you think

it's in? It's in Bauerizing. Yeah. I said it just like that. And he thought that was me being legit. And so after all that, you've still got it. You've all seen it on a map. It's amazing. It's a good minute and a half of Gavin's being flat out. You can remember that while we're doing our, 40% of my attention is going into what I'm supposed to say. 60% is looking in the viewfinder and trying to dodge being slapped in the back of the

head. I'm on edge the whole time. It is important. Yeah. But that adds up to 100%. We know you don't operate it 100%. I lost a couple of seconds. That's the way you're moving it.

Then you've got. You know what I'm saying about that the other day? Because I heard some, there's a thing that people do on Facebook and Twitter where they post motivational stuff. Oh my god, shut up. Forever, everyone. It really is. It's like they like turn into a fortune cookie and they just.

Kind of be a separate Twitter for that. Yeah, for just motivating. I wish you could like filter out all like get a database of all motivational quotes or inspirational quotes and just I don't want to ever see them. Yeah. And I don't want to see anybody's inspirational quotes. So somebody posted that like today I'm gonna give it a hundred and 15% or 110% or something like that. That's a pitpeave of mine. And they said that and I was like, fuck you. You know who I was thinking about? I was thinking about Monty. Like Monty works really hard.

It's like, people was like, I'm gonna give it 110%. Like Monty is a guy where it's like, Monty's trying to give 100%. He understands 100% is the most that you can give it. And he literally tries to give it 100%. Like when he's working on something, he's like, how do I not sleep?

Because sleep does not contribute to this thing. They're the tracks percentages. He's trying to reach a hundred percent of effort on what he does. It is amazing to watch. It's, he gets out of the point of like, how do I reduce my amount of steps to go from here to here so that I can continue to work?

That's someone who understands like what it takes to get stuff done. And it's like, you know, what's he mind making posts about, you know, 110 percent, you know, he'll say that that's a huge pet peeve of mine. Yeah, the anything over 100 percent. Now, I'm almost hesitant to tell this part of the story because I might give people the wrong idea, but someone recently signed me up for a newsletter, an email newsletter, the quote of the day database. newsletter, an email newsletter, the quote of the day database. So every day I was getting bombarded with fucking quotes.

No, it was driving me insane. I'm staying quiet because I don't want to get hit by the treadmill. I don't want to get signed up. But you said that now people are trying to sign you up for other stuff. Right. I may ask to get this part cut. Yeah. I did something recently together.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I was at E3 last week. We'll get into that later. Great job. in each of you by the way. Thank you very much I'm I'm stuff I've got like a hundred hour or not I've got like a solid hour of footage and like a hundred clips to go through still So there's gonna be more videos, but anyway awesome So I met up with meg 64 guys while like I just bump into him and literally at the Xbox booth

I was standing there waiting for someone and I was like, oh, hey look it's Rocco and all those guys sweet And so I was like, hey, let's cut a video or let's shoot some real quick. And so those guys don't do interviews. Like they don't do proper interviews at all, which is fantastic. And like they're style of humor I love. And so they go on this two minute rant and they're talking about vinyl records and the kids that strutter from kiss. And then Rocco was talking about like if you like this video, email, and then he said, he said an email address that was not the email address I wanted him to say.

And so he said that twice. And so I got back to hotel or whatever and I edited the video and I read about it with Gavin's email address. Oh, it's so awful. Gus, if so many did that to you, you would hit the fucking route. I would, but if it's Jack and Gavin, it's funny.

Yeah, really funny. It's a 13-commoned drama. The four guests, at Monday meeting, he would show up with the male server and he would hit it with a fucking sledgehammer. And he'd go, nobody gets email. So this is what I'm dealing with now. I've got my Rista T. female address on my phone. And in the video, he said, also email five of your favorite songs.

Attached. Attached. So I'm about to go to Australia where every megabyte counts and I've got like 500 emails coming in every day. This is serious deal. With 5 songs, it's like every email is like 12 megs and it's going to. What's on what's coming song? I don't know.

Listen to these songs. So my motor says ruins so thanks. Don't bother trying to contact me on that one. So I know you gave me this Rishi TV email. Yeah. So I just removed it from my phone nice Okay, so I do not feel guilty about this at all because first of all, thanks for having me back in the podcast And second of all fuck all Fucking brutal

I try this fucking Christ I'm the last person that podcast I tried to help From it went from From flesh lies to disgusting It went like I don't know what the fuck happened like who did I piss off but like suddenly the last like three podcasts you guys Been shitting on me The beard that there was an homage to you You said you tried to get fun Jack I was talking about gross dudes and how gross these are you immediately went to Jack straight away. Yeah, imagine Jack. You were leading into the conversation about kissing a dude with a

big beard. I go, let's cut to the chase and talking about Jack. I didn't really I didn't really bring up the voice like conversation. We're gonna let it And like the chicken flesh like god So Fuck my day when I said Jesus guys I threw it away I threw it away like we We finally got away from that. I was so happy because like that fucking thing we talked about it for every day Like we have mentioned it like there was something I didn't want to bring up back in the day and then someone like you have to talk about it like alright fucking hell Because if I wasn't going to say something someone else would bring it up so like fuck it I'll talk about it and get it over with so that followed me around for months and months and was like, alright fucking hell. Because if I wasn't going to say something, someone else would bring it up. So like fuck it, I'll talk about it and just get it over with.

So that followed me around for months and months and was like, God damn it. And then finally, I just ignored it and finally, I fucking went away and no one said anything and then all of a sudden, like, hey, flashlights. And then, God, I can't fucking get away from it now. And I remember things like a flashlight,

kinda sore or something. Which is your favorite? Fuck. So the fun thing was me having to explain to my girlfriend why these guys are talking about fleshlides. She listen to the pokas. Huh? No, she does.

Yeah. So I'm like, okay, you're like, oh, now also I just recently got her onto the website. So I'm like, okay, I'm gonna have to explain this to you because some jackasses get a right on your comments. Don't explain it. Yeah, and so, and I explained it to her, she's fine with it. But anyway, long story short, you're talking about fleshlite long before you met her. She's fine with it, but anyway long story short She's a broken fleshlight long before you met her She's no reason to be jealous. I do not own a fleshlight. It has been thrown away. Okay. All right

I've not owned one show. I mean I don't believe you but show well I do own one and I poured your water through I took your yeah as poured on one end and let it come out the other end So you've been drinking that for the past. It's a straight shot through. Yeah right through So we yeah, I was actually contemplating possibly like trying to find the PR guy for a lifetime Instead of I get all you fuckers fleshlight, so it's not just me anymore like everyone's got one But yeah, so you guys save that for the video Jack I did on the podcast. I even said you got it as part of a promotion saying at another event

Yeah, didn't go out buying and then I even called you I do this from time time you didn't you were not the podcast. Say what you were just in death You should probably listen to the podcast. Yeah, port comes out. But anyway, so Fuck all you guys good times I've got like another six months. I was waiting this out Some Jackass will bring it up again. You're saying I just have my email All you fuckers do I feel I do not feel guilty for that at all you really like fuck you Anyway, Jack's look to be right in the eyes. I feel like there's a list now. He's just working

I know who got your next like some kind of revenge movie on that podcast Michael Michael Barbara I think Lindsay was on there. I'm on to you It's like it's like the whole thing to not go on live through it's like chill bill which yeah Whatever I think I just figured out who signed you up for the quote newsletter It's working emails. No, that's happening to me before and fuck that. That's evil shit. Yeah, I don't want to talk about that. I don't want to get people more ideas.

I know, right? Exactly. Exactly. You know, email is an accepted social contract. Just don't, email sucks bad enough for everybody. Yeah. Just don't fuck with email. We get so much email as it is.

That is just like, do anything else like that? Like, mother fuck. Email's dying, yeah, yeah, why is email so it's so crap still like why can why can't why can't I send an HD video three? Mm-hmm people just limit it because Why because everyone can send email and like even the guys who spam like if you read some of the articles Interviews with the guys who generate spam. I think at one point in the late 90s or early 2000s, 95% of the spam in the world was generated by like six dudes. And they were totally fine with it. I guess that's true. If you're going to accept it, you have to have a limit. Otherwise you'll just get spam by those dudes with like 100 megabyte attachments over and over. They don't give a shit Yeah, I mean they were their rates. They'd send out

Millions and millions of emails and they might get like a point zero zero zero One percent return rate but like I don't care. It's free. Is anybody here ever know anyone that's bought anything off a spam? No, I want to say no, but I might have we know someone you and I used to work with someone who bought something from a piece of span and we were fucking pissed at him. We got mad at him. Yeah. For like contributing to the problem. We do what you remember what it was.

It was like a Star Wars memorabilia thing. This was like back in 99 or 2000, I want to say. Yeah. And also the thing is too, it's like keep in mind like you were talking about your phone, email distributes to a bunch of different platforms. So you know, like if you're trying to get email across, you know, a 4G network or whatever to a phone and it has a hundred meg attachment. That's you know I feel like but there should be a new specification like it should have been improved to the point where like if you know people and you share

Contacts like you should be quite listed Yeah, like should be a more robust solution instead of this bullshit from the 70s we have and it could give you a Like a message pop up saying, someone sending you a file this big through email, do you want to accept it? Or do you want to download it? Other emails first and then accept it and stuff like that. I can see that I'm like, I'm at two or something.

Like if there was an updated version, something like that. Yeah, email does. It does kind of suck. Wow, Christ, I just read a story about the span king, Eddie Davidson, and he actually went to jail, I guess, at one point. Is it, I'm not going to read this. This is a dark, you should read this story about this guy.

We could be dark. We'll link it in the link, Doug. What's the dark bit? Well, it's escaping from prison and then he escaped. Yeah, and then he got a spam email. I don't think they put you into huge lockup for spam. A friend of his 10 to the prison for 10 to be my jury in royalty. And he got out and then he was working from home for $80 an hour.

No, but he killed his family and then shot himself. Why would you escape from prison to do that? Because they were talking shit about you and your fleshline. I'm going to get out of'm gonna murder those fuckers. He showed up and his wife had a fake beard. And Jesus says, were you pissed about the fake beard that I got? A big beard thing, I don't care about that. I took a funny picture of Jack Wei.

He was wearing the fake beard under his real beard. Yeah. It's kinda close. It's kind of funny. A beard extension. Have you ever noticed that most spam seems to like, there's like a common thread in all spam. It's always about like taking a shortcut

or doing something quick or finding a secret or a trick to do something. I feel like 95% of spam I get is like that. It's like, lose weight without trying. Make a ton of money, work it at home. Like the spam I begin to lily is like two sentences and it's one sentence of gibberish and then a link sentence of gibberish.

It targets lazy people. Okay, yeah, I must. Maybe lazy people are dumb. I don't know what does that say about that. I'd like to see a profile of people who click on links from spam. There's actually, so do you know who Harden firm is? Yeah, it sounds really familiar.

It's Chris Hardwick and Mike Ferman. Oh yeah, yeah. And Chris Hardwick's got his nerdist. And they have a music group together where they do sort of like geek songs. Like they have one about pie, like the number pie, and then a whole bunch of other stuff. They have a freestyle poetry performance

all done with spam email, like subject lines. It's actually really funny. That's pretty clever. So, anyway. That sounds interesting. spam is fascinating to me. Like the way things are worded, like if it's poor translation,

or I'm always convinced that there's like a secret message there. spam is fascinating to me. Like the way things are worded, like if it's poor translation or, I'm always convinced that there's like a secret message there. And it's like a very public form of secret communication. And I just don't know what the message is. Now, would you lump spam and fishing together? Like the four-night guys? Have you ever, are you ever gust more disappointed in a person you know than when they fall

for a fishing attempt? So sad. Well, when I enter that password of that when they fall for a fishing attempt. So, so. Well, when they let end to that password of that bank into a link from an email. Right, because we had that call with a friend of mine that I was running another site with a long time ago. And he's like, hey, PayPal said there was a problem with their account

and sent us an email and the click and I had to like put all our information in them. I'm like, you motherfucker. Send me the email. Of course, when you hover over the link, it goes to like PayPal.cz Or something like that branded almost fell for one recently Yeah, she sent me forward to be one of those fishing ones from PayPal

I was like hey is this important? Someone took care of this and I was like Don't fucking don't fucking click up in here the head get in my office right now Stop stop stop. Yeah, it's just those things look legit. I mean they put up a logo But it's really amazing to me that I could make I could make a fishing email. I could do that. I could write one. But it's amazing to me when you look at those fishing emails and you know they're obviously an attempt to scam you. It's a, the, the, the filled with grammatical errors or misspellings. It's like, how do you, I'm not gonna write it. That's what I wonder if it's like overseas people

or like where these are originating from. if they get everything right is it somehow more illegal You know, it's kind of like those ebayers. Did you ever I do for watch judge Judy But I saw a judge Judy where the case was somebody who bought something on eBay and then it turned out the auction was for a picture of the Item and actual right I've heard of that and the woman was in court and she was like it was interesting to see someone try and defend That going yeah, it says in the description I was just selling the picture of the phone. I wasn't selling the phone. When she paid you $80 for the phone,

she goes, and I said, I'm going to the picture of the phone. That's what it is. And Judge, she was like, are you a fucking maniac? You're a criminal. How did Judge Judy rule? Oh man, she brutalized this lady for like,

I mean, it was clear that the verdict was already to go in favor of the plaintiff, but she just brutalized thisizes ladies like 10 minutes straight It's one of the greatest things ever nice, you know got to the point of like talking about her husband how her husband was a coward because he wouldn't show up in court So what what is required say I wanted to send some spam go ahead to like 10 million people What kind of equipment would I need to do that a server? You see their mail server. Yeah, how long does how long would it take to send 10 million emails? It depends like with no attachment just text. Yeah, you could I mean depending if it's just like a dedicated server that does blasts with no like You know no bouncebacks or anything you could probably blow through 10 million in a day. Yeah, wow

It's nothing to do it man. I know what we do our blasts You know for people who sign up for our newsletter it it takes several hours to do, you know, a couple hundred thousand, but that's because we need to, you know, monitor the bounce backs and, you know, ours is actually legitimate. Yeah. Yeah, like you said, there's images and there's a lot more that goes into it. Since we're not just blasting without waiting for responses. Did you see that clip on the BBC where they were talking about the United Nations Security Council? And the logo they put up was the UNSC. I'm glad you brought it up.

I saw my... People have been begging us to talk about that. People, there's news items that come up occasionally with people. Maybe something we would talk about on the podcast. Right. When it does pop up, people say, It's just funny, it's very serious news report. It's very serious. It's just funny. It's very serious news report with Serious I think we at war with

I know another one of those topics similar to that was the the bath salts zombie guy In Ken or the Florida. Thank you God for bringing that up. Jesus Christ We have a clearing house of like we we didn't talk. Sometimes when we record the podcast, something happens between the two weeks. Yeah. And it falls closer to the podcast we've already recorded. Yeah, by the time it's the next week, it's kind of stale, kind of old. Yeah. And so we don't talk about it, but then it's like, they hear about it late, and then they're like, why aren't you talking about the zombie in Florida? Which by the way, there's been like five other attacks. So what was the thing? This is another face-eating thing too. Some guy ate a dude's face often.

Yeah. Matt just said he'd do a homeless dude's face. Was it seems like extra gross to me? Yeah. It's like, okay, eating a face is gross, but eating a homeless face is like even worse. What was the guy said? He's like a jerk.

I think a dude lives. Yeah, he lives. What the hell? How do you think of your face? There's like gruesome photos. Oh, I don't wanna see it. It's like... I thought by accident, yeah.

It's like a story. A story I've read once where a woman was out walking, she got attacked by this vicious dog. So she like, bales onto the floor, like protects her neck and stuff and has her arms above her head like this. Her arms got in. How do you let a dog eat your arms?

As I'm saying, you could just just blow your eyes out. Exactly. Or like, do the King Kong T-Rex Jorstnow. Yeah. Why would you let a dog eat both of your arms? This is what I want. Maybe you're like, it'll be happy with one arm.

No, no, no. This is going to be a risk. You're so hungry. And that shows she survived. She's fine. like it'll be happy with one arm. No, no, noise, look big, and last step is always fight back. Because people are trained if you're attacked by a wild animal, play dead. That only works with a couple animals. Yeah, like the fight back. I grew up kind of out in the middle of nowhere and we had mountain lions in that area.

And that was my biggest fucking fear. It's like being out somewhere and running into a goddamn mountain lion. Yeah, that shit, I mean that that that's here's the shit out of me. I mean if you've ever seen a house cat when something is dead that's when the fun starts. I have a new toy. Yeah, that's her fucking, they are vicious terrible animals. But surely the fact like you said like you can be any animal. I feel like the fact that I have like the ability to squeeze with my hands. I feel like that's the winning thing. like you said, like you can be any animal. I feel like the fact that I have, like, the ability to squeeze with my hands, I feel like that's the winning thing. And you know, if I wanted to, I could grab a piece of cat and rip it off. Or, yeah, you could take out the dogs to rope.

Yeah, but like, I'm just talking out. For some reason, you're talking about squeezing, maybe think about this. I saw a squirrel in my front New York yesterday with the biggest squirrel balls I've ever seen in my life. It couldn't walk straight. It was like, like a cowboy. What's the little... You started news aggreg seen. I was like, it couldn't walk straight. It was like a cowboy, was it? You started the news aggregators,

I based on that. You know, that's one of the terrible things I talk about the woman getting her arms eaten off. I read a horrible thing about a bad boon at all. Oh no, no, no. And one of the things they do is they tear off your genitals. Oh yeah, there's always a stories about mold genitals on the... So, that's just unbelievable to me.

I bet that's cool. Here's my budget, yeah. It's my budget! That's not acceptable. No, brain wrap drink. No balls. I'm going to go to a temple. I like the idea of like anything goes to the animal kingdom but you go up to a bedroom

that just mulls some of those generals and just like not cool dude. You're like, come on! Negative five points. Just like Geneva, just like that. This is like a far side comic. You're like, look, dark far side comic. Like Steve, no, no, no, no. What the fuck?

What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?

What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the hell? Get rid of those! What the hell is the belt is? There's a line to you. It always makes me realize too, when I read about these things, is that we spend all the time like, oh, animal cruelty, we're being mean to animals and all that, and we, you know, meter ourselves to not be cruel to animals. If the tables were turned fucking, we would be eaten every five seconds, we'd be like, gutted Nothing else the world has that idea of it. Oh, it's preserved the other animals You're like no, it's like kill this thing and bat it around I mean that's what separates us from animals though. That's the counter argument

You know basically everything is chemical like we controlled by our brain Yes, so I chemicals can affect totally well Well you're in a coma so yeah. Yeah, but do you ever hear about that thing elephants do sometimes where they just start like stuff starts pouring from their ears or something I've read this long time ago. Right, no way. To be fair, they just go crazy. That's a name for it like. Elephant Titus, right?

No, but they just go absolutely crazy. And there was a story about a guy who'd own this elephant, who's the trainer of this elephant for like 10 years. All of a sudden this big chemical thing happens that happens to this elephant sometimes. Like a big hormonal thing. Just goes crazy, starts killing everyone, killed his trainer, and then it's just like,

oh, fine again. But like, maybe somebody does that expression. Like, maybe it was because he's really strong. Oh, I'm sorry. I think I saw that light. I think they call it like must or something, or expression like that. Man, that was huge. Oh, I'm popping. I think it's hot light. I think they call it that must or something or something like that. But they look at elephant must. They just go crazy, very frivolous,

super-sut-time. But that can happen to humans. Man, I guess. And then, but if it happens to a human, they'd be jailed for life. You're like a sad, you're kind of great. I mean, you, that's like temporary insanity or something, right? It's like a legal offense. It's like a legal It's normal. You just ruined your life by something you had

made control in. It's kind of scary that any chemical change could just literally change who you are for about an hour and then you're back. That's a good defense. I'm gonna use that. Man, that's the weird thing about narcotics though. I mean like like hallucinogens and things like that. Like there's just something in your brain where like you could take something and all of a sudden you see shit that's not there. Like that's that's no idea. That's freaky to me. I don't know. It's weird that a chemical can alter your perception of reality like that. Now he's got it. I mean, I'm looked at up and we could be as musk with a H at the end or musk. Is a periodic condition in bull elephants characterized by highly aggressive behavior, accompanied by a large rise in reproductive hormones. Testosterone levels and an elephant in must

can be as much as 60 times greater than the same elephant at other times. I've seen a video of an elephant in must at it is going crazy. It's literally trying to kill anything that moves. I think it returns to being an old elephant. Like, what happened? Everyone's dead.

Why's everyone dead? Oh, my trainer. Can you, can I answer the question, when you see like a captive animal, a tattooed trainer for the animal? Absolutely. You only do, you see like a freeze frame of a dude like upside down, he's like looking at his own legs and there's like a, a hog going through his back. He's like, yeah. It's only bullfighting.

You're like, whatever bullfighting. A bull wins the bullfighting. Whatever bullfighting. A bullfighting. It's a bullfighting. Scrolling the mother nature. Got to tell one on Reddit the day where I took a horse. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't do it. I didn't do it. Let me talk about this before you go on to too many more disgusting things. Do you know what to do? We should talk about something nice before you talk about this. No, we talk about this. This, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this. No, we talk about this. Because this will segue us into something nice. Okay. I want to say thanks to Bing.com for the support of this podcast. I heard Bing.com has gone social, so I've been using it to see what these new features can mean for us.

So just like we talked about last week, you know, we entered in Halo 4 and we're able to see what all of our Facebook friends were talking about. This week I did a search for Minecraft because I know Minecraft has the Facebook integration on Xbox 360. So it's an easy way to see all the screenshots your friends are making Yeah, no from Minecraft or what they're saying about it So you know it just surfaces your Facebook friends who recently liked shared or searched that content and it really helps point to To what your friends are doing related to it. So best of all you can easily post and comment to my friends on Facebook from the search terms all in one place. So, wait a second. So if you do a screenshot in Minecraft on Xbox, do you integrate your Facebook account

and it shows up on Facebook? Yeah. Yeah, and then read this last thing and it works. Sorry to tell you how it works. So most of us have an interest in Minecraft, so let's see how we collect our knowledge and with being to make our search experience better. So check out Bing.com and connect it to Facebook. So thank you to Bing for supporting us. Thank you. Thank you, Bing So yeah, and Minecraft is it the back button you hit or the select button on the controller?

Yeah, I think you sign and then you press Y and you can share it You press Y to take the screenshot and then you can share it Yeah, I you know, I knew that feature was there But I never used it until I saw the video you made for achieving the hunter Yeah, because you actually unlock a theme for your dashboard. Yeah, I wanted the Minecraft theme for my 360. Oh, I noticed you were using it, weren't you? Yeah, yeah.

So I took a screenshot and it posted to Facebook and it's really smooth. I'm a little sore on Minecraft right now. Oh, you had a bad experience. So I've been playing Minecraft with Joel. I knew that was gonna end badly. I knew that you had a joke. We had just been talking about this

and we talked about this on the previous podcast. We were talking about what would happen. And then boom. Yeah, so the way the Minecraft servers work in Xbox Live Arcade is whoever hosts the game basically owns the server. And so I would point it like a save file. Yeah, like the file exists on that person's account.

And so I've been playing with Joe and Joe had been saving the game on his thumb drive as you know where he has his profile and everything and We I personally probably put somewhere between 15 and 20 hours into that game and Joel probably put damn near 100 hours and so that Like it was it was like it was the biggest fortress. I've ever seen it was incredible I've seen I've been playing Minecraft for a year on the PC and I've seen some impressive stuff Yeah, that was impressive what Joel does. Yeah, really impressive And thinking that that too is like it's all leaning,

there's no creative mode or whatever, you have to like vinyl that stuff. And you know, there are some ways you can get around that. But anyway, there's still a lot of work you have to do. And yeah, so his thumb drive died somehow. Not sure what happened, but it just stopped working. I feel bad because it died as soon as he invited me to the game.

Oh yeah, you were the last person to see that thing alive. He invited me to his friend's list, invited me. I walked in, I saw the fortress, I was like, wow, I started walking towards it, the game ended, that was it. Yeah, and so Gus, you tried some surgery on it, trying to repair this thing. Yeah, it didn't work. It was not able to recover.

Maybe you can take it to a data recovery place. I don't know, I've never seen a USB thumb drive like that. Yeah, so Anyway, it was very very sad. It's scary because he's using the exact same thumb drive that I use that Jeff uses I think Bernie has one of the back back that shit up guys. I don't use a fucking thumb drive You know because I use clouds in more and shinks in time by the time I've got home And I want to continue my game. It hasn't seen I've never had a problem with cloud storage You people are fucking this is what I wanted to do and I want to continue my game it hasn't seen I never had a problem with cloud storage You people are fucking this is what you do. I want you to play a game I want you to hit save turn your Xbox off go home try and play that save immediately

Okay, it won't you have to go and turn on the other Xbox to have it upload properly It doesn't do it in the background. It has to wait until there's the time is right to upload it to the cloud Yeah, but if you turn your Xbox off doesn't it still is right to upload it to the cloud. Yeah, but if you turn your Xbox off, doesn't it still, can't it still perform network activity, even once you've turned it off? Like I know it downloads can continue

when you turn off. It just doesn't seem to do it. The amount of times I've had my storage is on different Xboxes out of sync. And then I download the one that's like two weeks old. It's like, well, then I'll go back to work and turn the Xbox on. How about this?

How about you and I live different lives? And I've never in the situation where I'm playing Xbox until I run out the fucking door that I can turn it off my game and then go back to the dashboard and then leave. But that's better to me than like, home to some drive around. Which fails and then you don't have a goddamn world that you worked on for 50 hours. Did you see some of those worlds on Reddit recently? What do you do?

It's like, let's go, let's go, it's like, no, no more save! I work on videos because like, when we do things to do and stuff, a lot of it is ideas and like, preparing for the video. So I do a lot of that at home, so I'm just like, playing at work and then things I work on videos because like when we do things to do and stuff a lot of it is ideas and like Preparing for the video so I do a lot of home So I'm just like playing at work and then I'll carry on at home And I want to just carry on where I left off doesn't work. There's no point. It's done We have a good We have a good thumb drive on my keering. I dropped it in the river this weekend

When I went to play the river works fine. You back it up ever you like go here and back up to do have a I do Every since like Michael temporarily lost his oh man That's fine. Do you back it up ever? Do you like go here and back up to do have a Xbox? I do, I do. I've never stopped living. Ever since Michael temporarily lost his, Oh man. Well, come. I've done drive the other day and it was like two hours of Skyrim and I was playing Skyrim at the time and I was just like,

I'm gonna go back this up right now. I have one Xbox where I used to back everything up, but now it's all cloud. It's the greatest thing ever. I have profiles on every Xbox in this place. I can sit down wherever I want to at any point in time, log in and play. If there was an option to back up to the cloud

in the background, say I'm still using my stick, and I just want it to back up that to the cloud without me knowing. I wouldn't use it from the cloud. I'd only go to it in an emergency. I would like that feature about it. I would like that, but the cloud's restricted to what 512 megabytes of storage I think,

and you could have up to 16 gig. Well, they could just rotate out the oldest stuff. You could just rotate out the old stuff. It could be like, time machine. There you go. Geez, don't take shit from him. Time machine does that, doesn't it? Just ditches the old stuff.

Ditches the old Rebecca's. Well, there is a, like the iPhone has that now, where you can back up your whole thing to iCloud. Yeah, I love it. You really? For some reason, don't trust that. And that's weird. No, that's all I'm trying to say.

Because you can lose your phone, have a new one, and it will be your old phone within an hour. Yeah. I don't care about my gameplay saves. I care about my data. You can lose your phone, have a new one, and it will be your old phone within an hour. I don't care about my gameplay saves. I care about my data. I care about my messages. I'm worried about exposing my data to the cloud. Oh, you're talking about your phone.

I haven't. Okay. Like, is it back up your emails? You can select what you want to be backed up and what you want. Okay. Like, music I wouldn't care, but that'd be cool. You know. Email's not a big deal for you, because all these stuff is IMAP.

It's on our server. It's a tribute to just getting your phone and putting your new You know. Email's not a big deal for you, because all these stuff's iMap, it's on our server. So, you should be doing it just getting your phone and putting your new email info. Let's stop talking about email. Sorry. Let's get away from it, sorry. So, um, what I was going to say is, uh, I was going back to the Minecraft thing. The people posted some crazy shit on Reddit over the weekend.

Like someone recreated a scale version of the minds of Moira from Fellowship of the Rings. Oh, shit, it looks so fucking cool. Someone else like recreated Rome, ancient Rome, like the Colosseum and the circus maximus and all that shit. That is fucking crazy. Yeah. What was the first thing you ever heard about in Minecraft? Like the first big project?

Well, see, the first thing I ever heard about Minecraft was the guy lighting his house on fire. Yeah. That was, I mean, that was like Minecraft. Point one. What? I mean, that was, you, Gus, I think you showed it to us. It was a video where this guy like it built like it's really a Labyrinth house wouldn't house a wooden house and it was like very very cool

And he's talking about like he's like he's kind of touring around He's like okay. Here's my fireplace. He lights up the fire and it's still a fireplace Yeah, and one square in the back was wood. Yeah, oh my god And so the fire like sparked and hit the wall and then it's like immediately like oh god Oh god Fire back then moved a lot faster. So you see it like like look around And it does nothing was like It spreads in like his panic. It's very genuine very funny. It's hilarious Those real moments of what makes let's plays for me. It's like's like, no we were talking so okay so we had

the plan G which is the video the less or our third Let's Play which the video where yeah we bloke the world. The original reason we made that world was so we could do that trick with you in the ceiling. Yeah so that was plan A. Plan B was that not working and me dumping love in your house and then I was like well what if that didn't work either so Jeff and I came up with plan G where we made a basement under the Achievement Hunter logo, filled it to the brim with Dynamite. Yeah.

I like how you tell everyone not to dig onto it because you don't want to get it messed up at the end. It's all just a ruse because they're just fucking tons of T and P down. We thought of literally everything. Like, I went into the game, like I was thinking, I'm gonna be one of these, I'm gonna be Jeff, or Michael.

What if I just dug out a piece of work? So we went under the wall with a layer of dirt before we put, we thought of everything. It was really elaborate. Planted took us like 20 hours. I told you. How long did you do that in the weekend? We did it over Saturday and Sunday.

Over more weekend. We did it in the morning, we did it. And it was, it was probably about 20 hours. But like the thing about the video, it's like, it got a million views. No, we just crossed the million views this week, which is awesome. But like I was watching it.

I was like, I can't believe no one touched that logo. I mean, there's a good, I mean, we cut it, but I mean, there was a good, probably 30, 40 minutes more. You all even restarted the game, right? Yeah, yeah. No, I forget why we restarted the game is because that was the one where, you know, basically Gavin walked in to the loop my house and fired, so I went and let everyone else's house on fire.

And then I started pouring lava on the logo. And I think, oh, yeah, they were were thinking it was gonna catch fire and then hit the mines and blow up everything so there's oh we gotta restart we gotta restart and so that's where immediately when I start restart yeah the amazing thing to me in that game is that before we let you in we forgot to clear out all the chests full of our supplies and stuff oh yeah so immediately Ray walks over to one of the chests opens a chest with like 400 dynamite in it. I'm just going, huh. I was just saying, I just didn't say a word.

Well, see, that happened to me because I found a chest full of like eight buckets of lava. And I was like, okay, something's clearly going on here. And like, yeah, and so. But yeah, I was going to have to walk into the back room and see all the pictures of you on the wall. What is this? Have you encountered slime at all?

In the one. Explox, okay. I have one time on the server. There was time in the PC version when it was much rarer. Yeah, because it would only appear in such chunks. It appears for me like hourly. Really? Yeah, fucking hate.

I don't know what the noise is. It's just annoying, I guess. The noise. See, we always say PC, but I played it on Mac. Which I'm so surprised that you guys did not play Minecraft earlier because it's one of the few Mac games. I jumped into it at one point But it's just like it's just so overwhelming. I felt like like I was glad the Xbox 360 version had a tutorial

Yeah, I don't say you need to know the rest piece of everything Yeah, I jumped into Minecraft it, you know a couple of times and I was like I just don't know what I'm doing Yeah, well, I mean like you watch the first let's play we did with the five of us and that was literally the first time I touched Minecraft And I think it was the same for Jeff and for Michael as well Like we had yeah, I mean that was our first experience with Minecraft and I mean going back and then I'm like oh my god I mean so you have to watch yourself like use a pickaxe on sand. Yeah, and then it's so good Everyone's really upset about the house, which now you could probably make in 20 seconds. Oh, yeah

Yeah, it's like we're trying to figure out how to make the last ten minutes to make it. Yeah Fucking Ray building the house next door Awesome Moment of realization like oh Let's place a fun man. Those are all my crush is a fun fun game I don't know why we stopped doing less place. We were talking about this before you did left for dead We did odst back in the day. That was like three years ago We did these listen

It's my favorite thing to do and she been honoured is do let's play and I was so glad they started back up again Yeah, we knew we should we should we should do double three We call them we call them let's plays I'll say the apple three hugger. Yeah hardcore. So speaking as people who have lost stuff like when we talked about You know, we knew lose a house or you know you lose something on a server when you just have digital loss Everyone can identify with that. Like the guy burning his house down, we just watched a video where a guy had a Diablo 3 hardcore

character on level 60, where death is permanent, and he lose it, and he's just like watching that character die. He just tears his head up, he's like, no! Screaming, he was like an act three also. He died until his bed. I couldn't play like he was playing, he was singing his health all the way down. Yeah, it's just nuts Anytime I get hit up you like count down. I know right give me out here

It must be the late when everyone's level 60 and everyone's super proud of the hours they put in That must be the the most pussy game you'll ever see everyone's really so cautious every time But it makes it a problem. I'm calling it can imagine if they had player versus player combat in Diablo 3 That would be The comic arts. Oh, is it really? Yeah? The old I don't know the old album has a pvp and I think pvp is gonna get patched into Diablo 3 Shazes those would be ridiculous

What's dangerous? Surely people are gonna want to murder each other in real life. I think I heard stories like that Yeah, like you can select your servers too. You can pick a non-vBP server, right? Yeah, okay. Like you can not fly yourself for it. Okay. Um, what do you know what level you are in the almost three? Uh, 38. I think someone there killed a shit out of you. I'm like act one in nightmare mode. Okay. I'm not quite to the butcher yet. Okay. I'm like, uh, I'm in act one in hell. I will absolutely do a let's play with the elbow three hardcore, because when one of our guys dies, it'll just be the end of the world for that person. Yeah, we could do it like a series of let's plays,

like do like, you know, maybe our long blocks or something like that. The one thing is, is that people enjoy watching people play games, like unedited. If I spend, if we all spent like 20 hours playing a game, put it up in 20 parts parts people would watch every single one Well, it's easy like Marty doesn't know you see that but Marty actually watches people just playing the game with no commentary I mean the thing I like about let's play is like I used to do that as well

Like games I watched someone replay the whole of Donkey Kong 64 because I didn't have an n64 anymore And I wanted to see if it was actually good or whether I was just you know you're gonna be a game not the commentary No, there was no commentary So it was just so you really just watching me play a game I think it's because I never completed it properly and I wanted to see like what I didn't do and it was it I was probably like 10 hours of view yeah I mean there are games in my life that I would maybe go back now I want to see what the ending is of the game. I watch a lot of stuff on the thought about that before

I wish a lot of stuff on speed demos archive do you ever go to that site where people just do like I wish lots of stuff on speed demos archived. Do you ever go to that site where people just do like I literally got it down to the point where I watch someone play Max Payne the first one in an hour on the hardest difficulty The whole game and and he's just he's got a commentary on it and he did like two thousand attempts He did it in one segment like he if he got to the the second to last level and die he would start there level one Do you should watch some like Quake done quick stuff? Yeah, they have that's read down to like a science now It's fucking insane. It's it's like it's like there's no way they can do it Do you hear that they're gonna port in retina display graphics for Diablo 3?

Oh, I'm a MacBook Pro. I'll do that. So it'll run at 2080 by 1800 the new MacBook Pro looks so nice I want one. I just I got a MacBook out a year ago. I want this retina MacBook. Do you see expensive like everything inside of it. It's MacBook Pro prices. It's 20 years, 2199. Start. Yeah, but for a good one. For 15 inch. Yeah, you always upgrade. For the one. Yeah, the one I want. You want to tell that it's your fault. But do you see all the weird stuff they designed inside like every single piece is custom made? They even made asymmetric fans

because fans with like little ridges space the same distance apart, create one frequency of sound that's kind of loud. But if they make them all like oddly spaced, it spreads the sound across different frequencies that makes the laptop seem quiet. The sound signature is in this prevalent. Like you don't hear the worrying as strong.

So it's like sucking air in and like everything inside is curved and there's weird shaped fan and it's like they really That's awesome. They put all kinds of it to this thing. It's like a masterpiece and even though you have to sit through Johnny I've waffled on how it's magical and all that stuff. It's actually pretty impressive. Yeah, I hate all that that apple talk It's a gacolt He's like his hands and his bracelet and braided to do we had to really Absorb it just show the lap one of us one of us, but I did see a picture of The laptop in a glass case as the president and a bunch of other people taking a photo of it and it looked right I love that picture. It looks like Looked right. I love that picture. Yeah, it looks like

Jackson The people who like taking the picture with the iPad So Jackson made a funny variant of that. Yeah, I'm on Reddit today someone posted a variant of that where they replaced the the MacBook Pro with a cat It's a cat in the glass case What are they taking a picture of that like what are they gonna get out of that picture? You can see the pixels. It's probably a press event I'm sure they want it for their website or their blog or whatever they're doing. I think you know, that bug,

this shit on me, when we would go to E3, Jack just got back from E3, but Gus nice to go a lot earlier in our, can we call this career now? Sure, Chris, we used to go. A lot to E3. And I would get aggravated by guys that would just go to E3

and they would walk around the entire time of the video camera in front of them, the entire time. And this is in front of them the entire time And this is a long time this predates YouTube So like there was not even any way they could have shared it I wasn't them they just whipped out that phone it was they dedicatedly brought a camera to do it right No, it's in phone recording video exactly You know they were just walking on with a video camera watching they were at E3 they were there at the event

And they were seeing the whole thing through a viewfinder and it was just walk around holding on It's just like who are you recording before? No, I've been a part of a photo like a photo like that where everyone's surrounding the one product and like taking photos of it when they release the Xbox Slim, like the new Xbox 360 Slim. It's a new kind of fleshlight. I'm going there. You can move it up the list right now.

I think I'll leave now. I'm just going to see you. So, um, but no, like when they released the Xbox 360 Slim out, I was there at the press conference and then like everyone walked out and they had a few stations set up or like in the glass case like that. Like here it is. Your first look at it and like it was literally people surrounded it

and were taking photos of it. I can't tell you how much I am ready for the next Xbox at this point. When it first came out, it did one thing, and then they like, slop on all these new features, and then... Like Cloud Storage, which is fucking awesome, you don't use it. Yeah, and it's something like that. But then nothing matches. Like it says recent games, and you've got Netflix with no game of score. It's just messy as hell. And nothing really was put on top of each other that well.

They just added features here and there, and now it's kind of kind of messy. I just want them to redesign the whole console. I'm amazed by how different because I use now is in the one I bought. It's a totally different machine. So even though the hardware has not changed. So it's pretty impressive. The rumor floating around now is, I don't know if you guys saw the Ubisoft press conference, but they release footage or they played a live demo on stage of a game called Watch Dogs, which looks amazing. That's bifar like my new is like what the fuck is this kind of game. But they're saying the game looks so good and also the new Star Wars games 1313. They look so good that they're probably being developed for the next gen systems but they're not allowed to say that.

Right. So like, so what are they running on? They're running on PCs. So they're running on high NPCs that they're saying, but they're saying it's going to be console games, but they're not saying for what platform. Yeah, there's a lot of, you said there's also that Agnes philosophy tech demo. The square E next one. Agnes philosophy. Uh huh. No, I missed that one. It looks fucking amazing. I'm looking at all these new ones on real form like bullshit is not current console Because I know about the stuff and then fuck that Tessolation and subsurface scattering your garbage. You're not gonna fit that in an Xbox or a PS3

But you know you gotta be surprised with what they can do. We're You when you look at a launch game compared to the it's on every single console you look at the launch game and then the last game that was developed I'm totally for new consoles just to make it easier for developers We when we were in development and we're like fuck this fucking console We can be a bit more fucking hard drive space or got it was Pin in the ass trying to make any kind of you develop every time you got this I'm gonna counterpoint you anytime you develop you always be pissed off by the limitations You'll never reach a point where you're truly happy and you like limitations, Monty. No, I like limitations

But what you know just hear the gripping from our programmer. Yeah, but it's always gonna grow Remember the day when you didn't even have a hard drive. Yeah, yep You remember on the original Xbox the hard drive. I'm not sure I think it wasn't good Yeah, but it said like 50,000 plus blocks or something so I 50,000 plus blocks? Yeah. Did you ever reduce it down from that? I played all kinds of games, all kinds of saves,

but by the time the end of that console was there, I was still at plus 50,000 blocks left. I know, I don't know. I mean, and then once I moved to more standard storage, like megabytes and gigabytes, then it became more important like how to use the hard drive space. And it's like, I wonder now if, with cloud storage,

if Microsoft is putting rules for standardization of how big a save file is. Like, I play some games where you can save hundreds of times, like, bio-ware games usually like this, and it's four megs every time you save. For the Fallout games grow in size. Like, I've had a hundred Fallout saves that are all like, 30 megabytes each.

That's actually what I was thinking of, yeah. And they're huge. And to the point, what slows down your game Yeah, like the gameplay experiences diminished like I feel like they should already already on their own Limit how many saves you can have mm-hmm. No, I agree work like I had and then how does the game like that work with cloud storage Right now I just constantly fill in that damn thing up as you I mean that you're probably like me Gus every time I go through a door I mean, you're probably like me, Gus, every time I go through a door, it's like saving you save you know And I never go back to the old ones, but I just have this philosophy of

You never know what if I wanted to make that different decision Yeah, it's related to an achievement. I'll always make tons of saves and then figure out where I was like if I had to be a certain level or certain Conor when I do this level, right? It's exactly that I'm not gonna play for that three three times. You can go shove that up your ass. You can shove that up your ass. I'll play Fallout 3 twice, I think, all the way through, including all the expansions. So what was the biggest E3 thing from being here on this end, this watching and reading news reports and stuff like that? All I saw was Halo 4. Yeah, honestly, from the outside looking in, it looked like it was Halo 4 and that

was it. And watchdogs was kind of a big deal And that might have been it the Nintendo stuff completely bypassed me. Yeah, except for the dude sitting on the board Whatever that was yeah, the problem that like the beef it most of this stuff is more than a year away except for Halo 4 I'll be honest man. I don't go in for preview stuff Even like so the Microsoft event like it with the actual press conference is pretty badass And they they open with Halo 4 which is great and the game looks awesome I got some hands on with this fantastic But then at the end of the event they they had like this 20-minute playthrough of Call of Duty black ops 2

So weird and those these fell so flat and was like well, I mean like I'm excited for black ops 2 and everything But I felt like the presentation was too long. Yeah, and I was like oh, okay Well, and like like it's something cool stuff like there was sort of a branching thing now where you can kind of go different directions to do different things, they didn't really call it out. It's like, if you didn't know what that was, you just completely would have missed it. And so it's like, oh, well,

but hey, Usher was there. Yeah, they gotta set me up doing stuff like that because I guess I was just trying to get, like, break out of being an industry event. Well, yeah, some point out to me, like on USA Today, like, that was like, they led with like, oh, Usher was, you know, at the Microsoft event. It's like, that was their big thing. Like, USA Today, like that was like they led with like oh usher was you know at the Microsoft event It's like that was their big thing like sort of like that what gamers want to see is not what the large majority of what people want

You okay, mom? I think I Get a test on the point I think that's awful I don't do that I was wondering what that was I think, well I know, see, I think The microphone's there

Don't like that Oh, okay Mine was a little start plentiful I don't want the dogs Oh, okay. I think it's just... Mine looks like Pitchy, it's him. I don't want the dots attached. People are talking about that. No, the usher thing is exactly right. It was on USA Today because, you know, it was usher. I mean, we gotta start thinking about this game-natured thing

being more than just for gamers. I mean, that's why there's all that connect stuff. But I think that, like, isn't there a way they can make the video game content compelling enough to reach a mainstream instead of having to do something like that I feel like it's almost shoehorned in yeah, I mean it was I mean is but is usher gonna do that? I mean is that related to dancing? Yeah, you'll be a USA the day to repair on it. I mean it's more same thing Hey, look Elijah Woods and season 10. I'm not well. I'm not gonna criticize anyways career But is usher a big enough star right now to do a crossover thing like that?

Well, I mean, the big deal, the reason why he was there is because the new dance central game, there's, he's releasing new songs in the game. Okay. And he choreographed the dances that are in the game. So like, he was literally on stage doing the dances and they played footage from the game behind him of that dance, like, in the game. So, it was kind of cool, honestly, but it was like... I can't imagine any gamers into Usher. And I can't imagine Usher plays Xbox.

I'm in the Usher. But look at how, I'm not sure what you're doing. But his choreography is probably one of the best. There are very few performer singers where they're actually better at the dancing than the backup dancers. Is it good?

Well, yeah. I guess that is right back. You say who's in Usher? Look how many copies dance centralensual 3 is sold. I mean, those games sell a lot, man. Like, you wouldn't believe it, but they actually do. And so it's kind of, you have to be like, okay, I understand this.

I don't, this isn't my bad, but I get it. Makes sense, right? You're right. I play DDR. I want to think stopping it from being mega-popular is that it's like, what are these songs? You know, it's like, well, I don't know. It's just DDR musicians. And then when you have Dancensual, actually put actual music, it's like, well, I don't know, just DDR musicians.

And then when you have the Essential, actually put actual music, you're like, oh, I want to play this. It's not gamers that want to play it, it's, you know, people. Are you the best at DDR of anyone you know? Best is, you will see once you're right. Yeah. Best, best, best, best. I mean, the, the, the fine best. There are people who can score better than me.

Yeah, Gavin, I secretly hate DDR. I used to work in an arcade, and as DDR motherfuckers would come in every morning, I'd just tear it. I'm non-stop, tear up the game, and then you'd stay there until we close, we'd have to kick him out. I felt really bad when I first arrived this time. He's customers. I met Monty for the first time, and instead of saying like, your job with Red Rose Blues

phenomenal, I was like, I just watched you play DDR. And it was amazing. I felt bad, I was like I just watched you play the DDR and it was amazing I felt that was the first thing My version of DDR is very unique in that I I both can score and freestyle at the same time Yeah, you make it look like it was an extra dance and not you're just stamping your feet at the right time Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do the stamp and thing Yeah, no But like the thing is like the reason why I didn't like those people is because like we have the guys would come in and

Just like play non stop and they get sweaty and smelly And so by the end of the day it's like God you just don't want to go by that area And they like a quarantine around that and that but then also they act like these these cocky mother fuckers So like these kids who come up be like you know like little kids like oh, I want to play and they go I guess I'll get off now I said shut the fuck up look there a kid let them play the guy the end game I'm kidding, you know what? Yeah

Shit the fuck up, look they're a kid. Let them play the guy the end game You're a kid That's intentional. They keep the kids away You have to parts but they like literally were walking like towels and stuff and they put Trapped all over the game like Have you guys ever heard of the movie called the Fp? Oh, man How many times did I hear about that after I, people were, I have not heard about it. Coast got, it's like a Mad Max post-apocalyptic world

where everything is solved via DDR. In the movie it's called beat-beat revolution. But yeah, it has an Austin tag because draft house films release that. Oh really? Yeah, that's one of the, I do not play like them. It's super campy. It's very campy. It's like a parody of the that exact idea of community that Jack's talking about

Where they take it way to one way more seriously than they should Right, I was pretty impressed by who you had or who someone else got to announce this week Oh, yeah, yeah, that was a surprise. So that so we we have you know if you go to age uploads.com You can submit a intro to an Awu or a number. So every week we have people saying the number, like this week we had someone in, I think a Calgary Flames hockey game, and we have people from all over,

like someone's a Disneyland. This week someone sent one in, it was Billy Mitchell from King of Kong, saying welcome to Awu number 116. It's like, oh, that's awesome. Yeah, that's like wow. Because usually you sit through, because there's a ton of crappy ones. So Jack sit in there like Yeah, skipping through and then he like you let him to see Jesus

Yeah, so every now and then you'll get one so that's fucking cool like it's but it's weird they come in patches like we had One week where we had two entries from the Great Wall of China Like two separate entries number the same number one day I want I want two people to be doing it in the exact same place this time. I didn't know. We're like, one, six, what? I mean, I was in the background.

You can't do that. Yeah, but it's like, I think they get married. They get married years later. I'm gonna find the video. But, like, one thing like now, it's like, the thing is, we get a lot of the same stuff,

so we get a lot of Minecraft ones now, so I pretty much like, if send in a Minecraft one like now Thank you. I appreciate it and we always get one like people having like guns like people firing off guns I'm like, yeah, I'm not gonna put that in there. That's a little bit strange to me. Yeah, we're talking about the movie Chronicle Did you like Chronicle? I found it interesting. I wasn't it wasn't a great movie, but I liked it I fucking hate it. Was that the like um study cam? Yeah, it was the one about the three half power like superpowers. It's a good premise, but I don't know. I just didn't enjoy it with me. Like I said, it was like it had been written by a 15 years old. It was like,

yeah, but there's some stuff like like when they discover how they could fly like that was kind of cool. It's like, oh wow, like what would it be like if you actually realized you could fly? I don't know. I like, they're cool. I was like, what drove you crazy is that since it's supposed, like, shot in that found footage format, it's like every scene you have to, it's what a drone you crazy is that since it's supposed like shot in that found footage format It's like every scene that to it like establish why the camera's there or how the camera is where it is Like oh look you bought that new camera. Yeah, no But you know we you've seen it you don't need to do that like the office the US one is shot as though There's no commentary team in there because that was originally in the UK one It was shot as though like people would look at the camera

But then they kind of established that and then they just go away from it. Like you can you don't ever think about who's filming it anymore. The last time they referenced it was when like Michael Scott left the show and it takes his love off and walks through security. Yeah. It was a similar ending in the first in the original office where he rips his mic off and then. Yeah, it was an awesome out there. The in the mirror when Michael left the American office. So it was he gave him the mic. He said, Hey, let me know when he has finished this thing. I'd like to see it or something like that. And then I was like, Yeah, but you don't know. That was kind of cool. They went like 50 episodes without ever referencing it. You don't have to remind people that's the style

It you just you get used to it. Yeah, so I don't know why they was bothered doing that in that movie Especially for a movie. It was weird. Yeah It was also like 80 minutes long Well, even like like parks and rec do that kind of like they've done a way from it a lot though Like it used to be more of a very office style show was like you know talking head interviews And those still pop up every now and then but it's a what's weird to me and G it used to be more of a very off-style show was like, you know, talking head interviews. And those still pop up every now and then, but it's a little bit weird to me

and Gap went to second of the day, is modern family. Where they have like the talking head stuff, but they don't, they never establish it. It's a documentary or what's going on there at all. And I'd seen a lot of clips of modern family, like on the internet and maybe like, I'd been around some of his house,

and I hadn't seen a full episode. So when I actually sat down and watched a full episode and they cut to talking heads on account, I was like, what's going like what's going on? Who's filming there? Who's in the house? I think there's like a shift in filmmaking that's more like trying to immerse the viewer I guess if we get you since reality television is so popular they're trying to make scripted television appear more like reality Also, I mean just in just in terms of style like you know, I watched a lot of all movies I watched a lot of movies and stuff like if you just in terms of the way the camera is being used these days is very different from like 10 years ago like and even if you um you compare like if you look at the new Spider-Man versus the old Spider-Man

Gavin we talked about this right where the the camera motion I study camera motion a lot when just look at examples like the camera motion during the spider cam shots in if you look at the trailer for the new Spider-Man it's a lot of like shaking and stuff the old Spider- spider cam shots and if you look at the trailer for the new Spider-Man, it's a lot of like shaking and stuff. The old Spider-Man cam shots, they just a big swooping. A lot swooping. Yeah, but it's just kind of get the audience immersed into the ride. It feels like now they want to make you feel like you're right behind it. Yeah, yeah. It's like you feel the wind and it's like whoa my god. Yeah, I think that's just the just the way if the American's kind of evolving. Yeah, totally. Well, I do that. I mean, what happens is somebody will adopt a technique,

and it then becomes so popular that everyone can use it to say that explaining. We say JJ Abrams kind of helped push that along a lot with the camera shaking. You know what I was thinking? I think a battle started to lack the cut, the TV show, because when we were at the space stuff, they did all that CG with camera movement.

Yeah, yeah, there's a lot. I felt like the camera was trying to find what it was going to zoom in on. Like it kind of was around then you're punching them. I do some bad CG sometimes Right. I do that a bit as well Not the mass I was like What I just said You talk about JJ Abrams what what shut you talking about?

Well, I know CJ Abrams in general if you look at like special features of Star Trek You'll see him like standing behind the DP like punching the camera to give it the right amount. And they even say punching the DP. Like, he might as well be. I think that was a lot of that in saving Private Ryan, where Billberg was smashing the back of the camera and then I think at some point he had a drill. And he was just running a drill to make it

just go like, so when I was filming the CG shots for the new Star Trek, the C.G. artist had to develop like a mocap rig for just the camera where they would like, beat it around the camera. Please don't do that. Oh my god. I'm just starting laughing the door. Just because of you. They would tap the desk to get the right amount of camera shake. Tell me just that was not a tap. I wonder if the camera man attacked the desk. I wonder if the camera knows what he's getting into. You're there, you'll film it. It's the first day of a set and then directs us.

It starts just beating the shit out of you. Excuse me. This is David. Speaking of new movies, have you guys seen the trailer for this new Disney movie coming out? Jesus. What? Ricket Ralph.

Ricket Ralph. Ricket Ralph. Ricket Ralph. Ricket Ralph. Ricket Ralph. Ricket Ralph. Ricket Ralph. Ricket Ralph. Ricket Ralph. I feel like I'm living in some alternate universe where I'm not excited about a Pixar movie, but I'm excited about a Disney movie. Rick and Ralph looks pretty good. Yeah, like Brave doesn't register at all for me. Yeah, but Rick and Ralph seem scarred in these cards too. Yeah, car's right.

Brave looks really good. I just, I don't know, something doesn't seem interesting. I think there's the T, this Pixar fatigue at this point. Oh, kid. No, I think I would disagree. I just feel like the story for Brave just seems generic. What was a bad Pixar movie? It cost cars too. Really good. I've, I've for years felt like, uh, and I love, I've, I've, I've for Brave just seems generic. What was in Bad Big Star movie? It was. It was.

It was really good. I've for years felt like, and I love, I've for years felt like, but I mean, I love Pixar movies. I've, that Pixar has dated like a safe zone of the things they make, where in terms of CG, they use characters and an art style that allows the characters to like sell in a certain way that if it was done any more realistically, it would risk

uncanny valley types then. Sure. What's artistic choice right now? It's artistic choice and also a little bit of a safety. Did you like the Final Fantasy movie? Spirit with him? Spirit I didn't I didn't. Okay. You know what I mean? Technically but not story.

A little bit. I mean you know I'm a Final Fantasy fan and I grew up and I'm thinking, oh now they're making a Final Fantasy movie and it has not, like, in tone, it wasn't at all like a Final Fantasy movie, but you kind of ignore that. Go, go piss. Yeah. The average is like maybe 10 gestures that he has to pee and it looks like he's coming on to everyone in the room. Yeah, that's permissionally. Oh, jeez. God damn it. But I did like it on a technical level.

Yeah, this lamp is just door on the way out and I give up Jesus Christ is furious. Just stick our mics up our butt anyway Do you want to talk about Rick at Ralph at all Bernie? On your list of podcast notes you made for remind me to talk about this My it's just such when you have a really good idea and it's like then if you kind of sit on an idea for more than five minutes Somebody else fucking makes that's what we got to get going Bernie. I know I hear you. I hear you. I just I'm so ahead in a side empty seat. I'm like there was a couple there was a couple shots and wreck it Ralph that are like stuff we have designed for break room. So it's just like all right.

So what is break room for those who might not know? Well break rooms are project that we've had we've shown at packs like two or three different times and essentially break room is the place where via game characters go when they're not in the video game. Yeah, I know it's where they go. It's like the central hub and then they go to their games. I haven't seen the record Ralph trailer. Oh, it's a heavy game. Central station. Well, even have game characters can go when the game characters starts going into other games without a place. Right. Which was, yeah, Bernie. I that new thing. I was telling you about I got it I'm gonna get started on it today Scuse season 10

It is a lesson to learn though if you're making content But if you have an idea it may get right I feel like what the way that that trailer starts with the the wreck it Ralph gameplay Also look very authentic. It looks very much like a game from that era of that style. That's what I was saying about break room. It's just the way the current break room is made. It's a little too non-game like. Can we post? Do we have a break room?

No, no, we're just saying, I mean, we've talked, yeah, we probably posted. I'm sure we could post a test piece we did for break room. Should have posted. It's not for the record Ralph, shall we? We've found places. It's in our packs panels. I mean, we show it.

I feel like we've shown it like two or three times. Um, but the the calling of my record Ralph is the fact they have license characters. Like you see Zangief is in there. And I'm like, I'm fighting back. I wasn't really what were they really called. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it says my name's Zangief.

Oh, I'm a villain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I get what the whole capcom characters though. So I wonder if they made a deal with capcom. Is it Pac-Man? Or is it Pac-Man? Pac-Man is a man. Pac-Man is a man. So I wonder if they made a deal with Capcom. There's Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac-Man with Pac in the movie. That was pretty funny. They did see it. You know, the people who really were crying about DLC when it first came out, this is going to become a thing and it's going to be everywhere, they're pretty much right.

I mean, DLC is a sheet of shit. Yeah, literally the Morse Armor came out for, was it Moral Wander? Yeah, no, believe in, yeah. It was going to believe in people who were like, whoa, it's like three bucks just for fucking armor. But you do have to do by the, I don't. The equipment is a lot of them. What is it? It's a big for a Capcom games because especially in their

flooding games it's like whole characters that you're downloading an unlock board I would never buy equipment or armor any familiar but if it's like another story like Grand Theft Auto IV the two episodes that came after that were amazing The ballad of gay Tony is better than recently Rockstar doesn't really really deal so even like Red Dead Redemption doing the Undead nightmare I mean I mean I'm not mean you didn't even need red dead redemption for right? It was like its own stand-alone thing to release a separate disc as matter of fact I know that's the way to do DLC

I understand the whole like especially with Capcom's problems with the DLC thing the undisgued DLC But at the same time they had an explanation for which made a lot of sense It's just that when you have Street Fighter 4 then then Super Street Fighter 4, then Super Street Fighter 4 arcade edition, it's just difficult to put this content out and justify the extreme amount of balance that goes into a fighting game. Where if it's there, they're taking care of the bulk of it while handling some number crunching on the back end that they released later, which they don't have the development time for for the current release. It's kind of complicated.

I could see that. The thing about downloading a massive chunk of stories though is that I'm when I pay the money I feel like I'm getting something. When I'm downloading a piece of armor and it's like 30 kilobytes because it's already on the disc I just been locked out of it and it's a bum about paying more for that. For a fighting game character like there's more balance than the amount of polygons you have to download. You what I mean like there's just certain like what I think that's your piece talking about like a piece of equipment or something that's like even more important so the capcom joke it's like that's part of the reason they've there they have a they've been known to do that and it's it's a hard thing to both justify and excuse you know I'll tell you something though on the flip side of

that that I hate is I hate when I buy a video game and I paid $60 for the game and I am locked out of shit on the game. Yeah, cuz you pay you paid and they've locked you out Stuff you paid for well. Yeah, it's like you pay again No, I'm not that I have to make pay again But that I have to play the game for 40 hours to get to a certain track or something. It's just locked I can't like but that's just progression there. What do you mean? Well, sometimes it's progression But sometimes it's not like I can give you an example like for Lego Star Wars It's like I'm locking all the characters, you know, I'm going through it and like building up all the coins to do it Especially for kids games. That's a huge thing and it's like it does keep the kids occupied

But then my kids will they'll get the all the levels and Lego Star Wars unlocked and all the characters unlocked and I need to The save game because they want to start over again and then after like a minute of that they're like oh no I want to go back and have my characters like you fucking believe them so they actually have the ability to buy characters for Lego Star Wars so you just buy your way further ahead into the game I would do I I'm one of the people like will like I want to just unlock everything I don't want to play I don't have time to play Tiger Woods for 80 hours to unlock everything see where I just want to play a golf game

See they used to be a cheat code bring it as tight type and a cheat code and pull me bad everything a lot more to pay for Why haven't the cheat cuts? They'll see yeah they became DLC yeah, I've got some cheat goes for my childhood stuck in my I'm like the other day with my mic off and I was like Jeannie Jafar Aladdin a boo that takes you to the cloud level in Aladdin on the Super Nintendo. How wide are you going to remember that? IDDQD is God mode IDKFA is unlock QZNAM. Do you know the Mike Tyson code from Mike Tyson Punch?

I used to know that. Oh God. It was a started with double a seven didn't it? I'll look it up. Yes. Street Fighter 2, Donar, up LYB. Could play Mirror Matches. Dude, so I played Mirror Matches. So in E3, I actually did an interview with this guy, but I played Tony Hawk Pro Skater HD, the new remastered version of Tony Hawk Pro Skater. I sat down with Tony Hawk in the warehouse,

the very first level, and I was like, oh my God, I know this level back to front. I jumped at a immediately throught in 900, and I was like, oh, I remember the special. I was like, I haven't played the game in a decade. I immediately remembered exactly what the hit. And it was awesome. Wow. That is one of that warehouse level on Tony Hawk,

Prosecutor 2, is one of those levels that's just synonymous with video games. Yeah. Everybody recognized that. That's the one level everybody playing that game. Yeah. You go down that first hill with Superman by gold finger playing.

Like, yeah, you'll immediately be taken back at decade. be taken back That decade and like I'm really excited for that game I'm like my interest in Tony hot games show off after like you're here something I really have to go back and see this I didn't interview with the main producer on the game And I don't know how the audio turned out so I might I might have to scrap it But like we had it was really cool interview was talking about that like talking about you have to preserve those memories Because people remember that game so fondly to go back and mess with it in any way, is it like, you have to be very, very careful and like they took that into heart

and when they were doing it. I feel like that's something they addressed well with Halo and Aversary, where they just took the engine from the original game and then put, you know, nicer graphics on it, but you could still toggle back and forth between original graphics and new graphics. So you could still re-experience those same memories you had

with also, on the other hand, see better graphics. It was almost kind of like the shut up button. It's like, oh yeah this is different. You know it's not. They didn't get you and you hit it on a shut up. Let me go back to the new polish version. And those cutscenes, the terminals, yeah. The only ones that were awesome. Yeah, there's some amazing stuff in those. There's one where guilty spot just gets bored and he starts ejecting pieces of the halo into space. And it's like, yeah. Access is keeping himself busy. Yeah, he's been waiting around for 100,000 years.

What would you think about the... You are right, the my pricing code begins with 007. 007, 373, 5963. I don't know. I think the 007 is the only one I can remember. It's James Bond. I remember RL up down A up XA. I have no idea what game that's from.

Really? Someone let me know. What is it? RL up down A up XA. It must be a super Nintendo game. Yeah, sounds like it. I didn't remember the thing, but I did it with my hand in the air, and I think that's what it was. So you think you'll be remembering the Halo like Pancam stuff 10 years from now? Yeah, I remember. I can't say it but I can do it with my hands.

Hitman 2 all weapons. Oh, I can't believe that. I dropped off it my 2 was amazing. Oh, I cheated. You're revealed that you cheated hit my 2 which was one of your first thousand point games that I've ever had. No, hitman blood money Money was one of my first. Oh, Hitman 2 was selling. He got his ass in.

I'll speak to you in which Absolution looks awesome. Oh my God. I guess you see some of that and that looks really cool. I've always been massively into Hitman games. Yeah. It was the Hitman 1. So well with me because it was the first game that I've ever seen to have Red Doll.

Yeah. But very early on, like this is like 90s, Red Doll. So was it there in Quake? Wasn't there like a separate Ragdol add on? You could get for it, like Quake 2? I don't know. I'm having like a V-Mamory of like a game where you could download a separate Ragdol pack.

All I know about Quake is Quake was the game where somebody made the capture the flag, not and no other game it had captured the flag. And now every single game that comes out since then Whoever this guy was who made a mod completely changed video game the catch of the flag mod also came with that fucking grappling hook You remember that? The best thing ever you fucking shoot up on the ceiling just camp in yeah Yeah, you had a grappling hook is one of your items

Yeah, so you could like use it like by the command or you could use it to like hang yourself from the ceiling or any piece of geometry in the world. That sounds awesome. So you could also do it to other players. You could grapple them and then you were like I can't do that. It was really cool. And I don't there's never been a game with a grappling hook really. It's cool. It's kind of did similar stuff like tethering stuff together and hooking on stuff. Was that a new buy on a commando remake good? Not a replay. It was all right. People like the the remake of the side-scroller one more than they like the 3D one. Yeah.

People like those, this again preserving those memories. Yeah. Which, and it just threw out like a dotted line. Yeah. And then it had a little hook in there. Yeah, it had like a three-pronged, like really low-res graphic video over here. I'll show you. That does what I was so much fun.

We've got the jack out here. Those were some of my most fond, like, CTM, were some of my most fond memories with Quake, was with that mod, and we didn't fucking grab them. I don't know, we talked about it before, but have you ever played Jailbreak? Did you ever play? Oh yeah, yeah.

That was one of my favorite mods ever, and that doesn't exist anymore. That was when you died, you respawn in jail, but then you could break out of jail if there were enough of you in jail. That's like, oh, these weird game types, like people were just figuring out multiplayer, it's like a new thing.

Yeah. And it's like trying to see what's stuck and like I give all these weird things like some stuff Like have to fly sticks with a grappling hook or jailbreak like these modes don't exist anymore. It just didn't work out I've so many fond memories of playing I mean that was that was like my favorite time playing games on a PC What I'm worried about is becoming you uh-oh in The I don't because whenever you talk about a game that was made before I was born or something like that, like we were talking about, what was that game we played in trials today? Uh, missile command. Yeah, so that's a really old game.

I mean technically, when it was a missile command made, I guess 1977. 1977, so I thought it was like 81 or 82. That's right, that's what I thought, 81 or 82. The way I, when someone talks to me about a really old game, I, I wasn't there. So I don't like feel the enthusiasm for it. I'm wondering what, when I'm talking about Halo to my grandkids, they're going to be like, idiot. 1980 crappy game. That won't be a problem if we just, if we keep making old games over again. It was just what's happening. It wasn't like, like, honestly, like, I would rather play

Doom 2 multiplayer, like four-player multiplayer than almost anything else. Yeah, but then you saw that kind of old man. Exactly. And I want to sell it to the answer that is yes. Yeah, as yes. You're going to get old and you know, your stuff. So with that, ever video games, the people would tell you about when you... No, because we were there when it started. Yeah, from the beginning.

No one was like, oh, remember that Star Trek game we could play on the oscillator? That was cool. I can tell you there's nothing lamer than hearing people be nostalgic about stuff that you didn't care about. It was too young for you to do it. Like people would talk about Pokemon or what's this thing that people are always talking about? Not rug rats. There's some other kind of show.

Arnold? What's it? Hey Arnold, I'm like, I'm the father's. I never used to call him football head. Because a football for me was a different shape. Oh, he had a shape. Listen, I can't. Yeah, stop it. Um, no, like 50 years from now, kids are gonna be like having haptic glasses and gloves and

stepping glasses. Yeah, it's gonna touch us with my eye. Yeah. But um, yeah, it's in there. You're just, oh, I remember playing Halo. Let me fuck you. It's like the scene effects. The future too. Like when you play the video games, like, you have to use your hands for it. That's a baby's game. Yeah. Was that, was that a lie? Yeah, I think that was. It was a new one. No, it was either a Elijah Wood or the guy that was with a Elijah Wood. I think it was.

Was he told them not to connect? Sam was. I think I'm not looking at our K-game. We have to pick up a gun and shoot. I'm just here. I'm just going to look this up. But I do think that was a Elijah Wood. Yeah.

He was the kid either in the first movie or the second movie. Or he didn't do both of them, did he? I don't remember him in the first. I'm pretty sure it was him in the second. Gavin, did you have arcades in Europa when you were growing up? What was your first arcade game you were played? I don't think I was a lot to play him. So you've never played an arcade game in your life?

I have. I was your first first fucking arcade game you ever play I don't know like once you play the next box. You don't really care about What is it to me the pen ultimate arcade game? Ultimate Oh, sorry, sorry the first annual what did you say that? Well, I said pen ultimate But it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it This is a conversation I had with Jeff. Jeff was saying pent-ultimate, which I thought was... What does pent-ultimate mean? He's like, he's the best. He's like, you sure you don't mean pent-ultimate?

As in, second to last, he's like, I don't know what you're talking about. That's a great thing about Jeff. Jeff can be wrong with confidence. Yeah, and then you automatically believe him, then everybody in the room is wrong. Your lecture would was in Back to the future too as the video game. Okay. Okay. So to the okay question is I obviously didn't care enough to remember what the first one I played was. Wow. So your first experience with the heart with video games was a console. Is the Super Nintendo Play Super Mario Land?

Oh, that's great. Super Mario World. What was your favorite arcade game of all time? First one of favorites. Favorite of all time. Probably Mortal Kombat 2. Hmm. I have a shitload of awesome memories of Moral Combat 2, like playing in a laden's castle in Martin Creek Mall when I was a kid. I think for me it was Street Fighter 2. Yeah. I mean first arcade game? No I said no I was a favorite. My first arcade game was a Carrey Warriors, which I loved. I actually have a Carrey Warriors in my garage at my house. I think my first

arcade game was tempest. Yeah. Did you get people listening to this? Like, I don't know. What's our audience like in terms of this retro stuff? Well, it's all the things. I mean, retro is very specific. People always talk about like for a cheetah hunter, maybe having a retro.

What was that horrible name? You guys come up with a horrible... A horrible, horrible, horrible name. I mean, I know it's a look back at some stuff. It was A-H-R-Y. It was a h rewind. Yeah, look at a horrible Because the logo became Jeff made that you look you will pass like what's a whole with? Yeah retro is so specific to everybody I mean it's like you're versus your retro is not my version of your retro and

Everyone else's retro is lame. Yeah, I just don't care about it. I feel like we have maybe us three here I have about the last 20 minutes of the podcast We have some commonality as far as retro goes because I think we started around the same time. Yeah Yeah, I mean, I feel like we we started I know I started young I'm sure you know we all started playing young so we have that same origin anyway I'm a same based language. Yeah, I mean I was I was, I think four or five years old and I was playing at Skags and like way up in North Austin. And they had a curry warriors and then they had Tuban.

And I played the city. Oh, I love Tuban. And so, and then they eventually got dark. And then I like Tuban because it also like it changed the, like the common way you interface with a game. That's right. Remember most about it. Wait, wait, it didn't have a joystick. It was all buttons you had five buttons

So you could paddle behind on the left or behind on the right and then the forward on the left The fort on the right and then the fifth button was to throw a can Did you guys ever play the original street fighter where I did it had the buttons were the harder you press it was the Fierceness of the punch the levels of anal Yeah, it was just it was just that machine must have had the crack of it. It had these giant like the trapezoid shape buttons that were supposedly analog, but it was really you just press it hard to get fierce punch and press it like to get like medium like punch. But how long does it flight? 18 hours. But

there's a game actually that I want to say this in just in case someone knows where there is a version of this. There was a game I played in our Cades, which is probably the best football game I've played ever on anything. It was John L.A.'s Team Quarterback. And they had on the NES, but that was garbage. They had it in the arcade and it was, it would record your profile in the game. Go to KLOV.com. Killer list of video games I've seen it on there. It's like eight people have it

But it's like how do I get to where I can see it? But in passing what they had was they had another joystick for passing which was spring loaded To where you pulled it back and then you aimed and you could lead receivers and like put the ball right there And you let go of the spring loaded joystick. That was how you passed. That's cool. No one is ever implemented anything Now it's just like you just highlight the receiver in a. Yeah, you know. Did you ever play the arcade version of Techmobile? Yes. It was like rear-projected. Yeah, it was weird. It was like three screens. And it could sit like four people at it. And you right, it was really pretty. It was a giant cabinet. Huge. And it was a very similar

gameplay style except instead of being top-down. NES It was like a three-quarter view and like everyone was animated a lot more like cartoonish Yeah, it was pretty fun. So the KLO V site They have a forum attached to it that's like basically arcade collectors and owners And I got into a big run where I started you know collecting arcade games and actually have about nine now Crazy and and you can find pretty much anything you can literally say like you can have on your profile like I'm looking for these games and I have these games and people will make trades and I mean I got I got a I got a full arcade machine of heavy barrel which is sort of the space I love heavy barrel has grouch I have a grouch that's a fucking great so heavy barrel is basically

the spiritual sequel to a carry warriors has the has the joystick that rotates, you know, and so I got that for a hundred bucks The liver to my house for a hundred dollars and you and the heavy barrel correct me if I'm wrong That's all you have to collect like the little pieces of the bigger gun. Yeah, when you got them all you got that this fucking giant Yeah, hey, hey, Bernie fucking awesome Yeah, you remember at Paxi's when they had that retro arcade room. Yeah, it was bad I was like I was I saw that arcade. I'm like, oh my god, a retro arcade room. I walked in Went and walk right back out. I kind of like it. I Know I don't know. I don't know. I was cool, but I was like I got better things to do

Well, it's also it's like you see somebody else they had to curate what machines to bring whoever curated that particular Arcade had my similar taste. Yeah, I know I went up to SMB amusements a couple weeks ago You know, it's a local place that fixes and sells you know older arcade machines And I was looking at you know, it's like it's just a warehouse with a bunch of arcade parts and a few finished machines I was like wow, it's awesome like this this game. I haven't seen a favorite game And I was like oh man, you wouldn't have operation wolf by the chance to do you guys like you wish I was like what is that part you get a hold of you? I only know one person with operation wolf and he will not let anyone touch it.

God. Kevin's thinking about the whole thing. Yeah, he would not. So that is, he's like the first game I remember that had a gun on it. Do you? I feel I felt really embarrassed one day when I used to have a super Nintendo and it was second hand.

Like my parents bought it off someone else. And there was that scope thing. Like super scope six. Yes. So I would always try to play the that scope thing. Like a scope six? Yes. So I would always try to play the scope. And after a while I played it like 50 times. I was like, it's always kind of the same. And I never really like stay in the same level for very long.

I realized that the scope never had any batteries in it. And I was just watching the demo of the Starscream. I was like, I never wanted to play that game. I thought I was playing a concert. All my friends used to come around and play it and we just No, my parents weren't you know, they didn't know anything about games So and I didn't either it was new clearly I was like This is like five years ago

This is like five years ago. Gavin, that is not. Gavin, stay with me. That's stupid. That's stupid. You dumbest datingly stupid. That is not the best way to describe Gavin. This guy always jumps here and I always miss this guy. And then I'm somewhere.

I'm a smeller. I mean, the phone. Gavin, there's going to be a day where we just play a movie on your computer of you working and you're going to think you're working. Gavin, that is totally unacceptable. You're just saying that. I was like seven or something.

Well, seven. But that would be your end school at that point, right? That would be like you telling us about the time that you learned about outdoors. I thought it was outside, but it was just a house plank. I knew there was four rooms, but then we opened one door and there was a sky. It was amazing.

In Europe, the super scope was called an Nintendo scope. Ooh. Well, it's a original name, the Nintendo scope. did you have Mario paint? Did you ever use that? The mom that I was showing you guys earlier. Yeah, okay, so I was showing gav and Gus We actually recorded the video for achievement hunter So I was showing Gav and Gus. We actually recorded the video before for a cheap and hunter. It's a mod that we got sent because we talked about this on a previous podcast. I said it would be very cool if there was, first of all, an MMO where you had one life

because that would make you really cautious about what you're doing. And then later on we talked about, well, it'd be great also if there was a game that was just a zombie simulator, not like left for dead, but like the world is taken over by zombies and you just have to survive and go out for forage for stuff, turns out somebody made that. Yes. There's a mod for a game called Armature, which nobody has ever heard of, this game Armature. I know nobody I know has played it ever, and they made this, somebody made a mod for it called DayZ, Gavin.

Uh-huh. DayZ. DayZ. Thank you. DayZ sounds like a flower. And so I was showing it to Gus and Gavin. We put up a video, we'll probably link it in Daze it. Daze it sounds like a flower. And so I was sure I did to Gus and Gabb. We put up a video, we'll probably link it in the link down below. I'm sure.

Yeah, hopefully we'll have a tour. But yeah, it's a crazy game. You start on the beach and you've got a gun and you've got a can of beans and it's just the rule is just survive. What I like about this podcast now is that people are actually posting on Reddit what you're about to talk about. There was a thing on Reddit saying Bernie plans on talking about this in the next podcast. That was in the DZ subreddit. Yeah, so I posted a journal saying I was gonna talk about this Because sometimes in my journal I post notes for next Wednesday. Right stuff that you missed like you were trying to say something about

20 minutes ago You kept trying to start something and we just got off track. I wonder what that was that you were Back to it was that video game was I thought was that video game list. I thought it was. Yeah. I thought it was trying to be something E3. I was talking about record Ralph, but we did get to that. So I don't know. It was something that happened all the time.

Yeah, but it all happened all the time. Yeah, yeah. You're like I'm gonna bring it up in a few minutes. I'm trying to keep people crazy. A Twitter or someone wrote to me and they go, last week you were about to say what you were jealous of. Gavin has a thousand point game. What is it?

Trying to say it and they kept cutting you off. There was a moment recently where I was listening to like a three year old podcast that I was on. And there's a point where we were talking about something that I went, and I knew exactly what I was about to say, I never said it. I remember the exact thing I was gonna say. What are you saying?

What were you saying? Christ, Monty, I don't know. No, I don't know. When I listen back to the podcast, I have the same internal reactions to what I end up saying on the podcast. If it's the same thought process, you're getting those same things, those same things. Sometimes you forget that you did say it.

It's like, oh, what? And then you go and say, oh, yeah, I did say that at the time. Yeah. That happened to me with the Cinnamon No video with Joel. Because I hadn't seen that video when we recorded all you afford. And I watched it again and I laughed at the exact same trance I do in the video. I have the exact same reaction every time I watched that video. Pretty funny. It would have happened. Sometimes I'll go back and like through the internet archive, I'll look at the video. I have the exact same reaction every time I watch them. It's pretty funny. It's gonna happen.

Sometimes I'll go back and like through the internet archive, I'll look at the old drum game or site, and I'll read something and I'll be like, man, this is really funny. Like, oh, I wrote it. 10 years ago, this is something I wrote. You must get out with Revvus's blue a lot. I have talked about them the podcast before, I think.

We talked about journals. Yeah, like when I did season seven, I obviously watched one to six. And I think you walked in on when I was watching Some bit or I was watching something just for reference and you're cracking up because it's your humor I guess you've forgotten that you made the joke or Completely and you find it funny because you found it funny when you're right It's just really funny watching you laugh right?

It's a few days or ten years I have things that I can sit down and watch and it's like literally written Everything is in my style of humor and I don't remember If you were to sit down and watch red verse from episode one I'm gonna head out Busy guy. Hey great episode this week episode was awesome great episode this week episode is awesome I gotta make more I gotta make the donuts If you would sit down and watch a reverse episode

1 to now how many hours of content is that? 16? Not too Oh cool, I'm with that is Oh yeah Thank you Damn it Oh my god, he's throwing the dumps of pocket

between five mics and it's stuck to the door. What the fuck? I'm gonna start locking that door. I'm gonna start taking a picture of Justice Face when he does this face when he's annoyed. Sometimes you don't say it, you're just like, it's like a facial sigh. It's like your face droops down and sighs. That's what you're like. What the fuck is that, buddy?

I have seen that look on Gus's face my entire life. This is by one of those. What is that? The name of the box is first class sleeper. Did you get that box? Let me see that box. It's not what you think of this, Gus. It's not the thing where you lean forward. Oh, I thought it was the thing where you lean forward. Yeah. What? Did you get that on like sky mall? No, I was literally just talking to a friend of mine who racked up 125,000 miles last year flying

Yeah, and he said if you're going to Australia get this and he said just trust me just get it So I'm just trusting it. I'm getting it. So looks like a little bar support or something Fuck you. I'm just like a thing you just sleep on That's good. I bet you got that stupid thing in sky mall that you have to inflate and you mean for You want that? No, I got that. I want that Which is good for a desk here. Why? You know what I'm on a plane No, I got that! I want that! She's gonna for a desk, here it works. You know, when I'm on a plane and I'm feeling tired, I can't... You don't know what's going on right now!

We're about to wrap up! Wait, you left over time! When I'm on a plane and I want to... You're doing it into the mic. Probably testing. When you're on a plane and you want to... When I want to be... Pfff!

When I want to sleep. I actually find it... I can't lean back and be comfortable. I find it easy just to lean lean forward and like put my hand The back of my head and I'm there and I'm there and I'm really this that's the brace position Yeah, so like other people are gonna I'm scared of the plane crashes. Okay, so what's that actually comfortable when you're sitting in a seat Where is your space in and the next person's begin the arm rest the arm rest The territory yeah depending on the claim and depending on who's in the middle or who's on the answer.

But you claim the armrests that you also have to be the same. Billing over the armrests into another seat is unacceptable. I'm absolutely. Unacceptable. Especially if you spill under the armrest, which some people have the weight to do. See, I get window seats. I always make it a point to get a window seat and I flatten myself up against that wall because I fucking hate touching other people on the fly.

But then I have these people like throw their elbows out and they're like what the what are you doing dude you gotta give the armrests the dude in the middle yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm fine with that but it's like those people who are like why your arm is in my life I said I said next to a dude recently who apologized I can see he got into playing because he was a big dude like not just fat but tall this guy must have been like 6667 and just big like big deal. He just mass me sit down and see it's like I'm really sorry man I can't help it. I was like don't worry. You're cool. Don't sweat. I appreciate the cinema. I actually I had mine the middle because you can spread your knees. Let me tell you something besides that pissed me off

Where I ran into a guy like that where I was flying back from Australia the last time we went down there to promote DVDs and I had to check in they said oh do you want to pay or a guy like that, where I was flying back from Australia the last time we went down there to promote DVDs. And I had to check in, they said, oh, do you want to pay 70 bucks? 75 bucks I think it was to upgrade to an exit row. And it's got to use, you know, the exit row has a lot more room. And on the international flight, it was against a bulkhead

exit row. So I could leave my legs all the way out. Right, there's no row seats in front of you. Got you. Then I get on it and I find out, guess what nobody isn't sitting in the seat next to me as well best international flight All the time wow then flight takes off Six foot eight dude gets up comes over my seat and sits down in that empty seat goes thank us Thank God this state open he goes I can't stand being little small seats I'm like you motherfucker. I pay for this god dude

Normally the airline or the flight tickets should be a wear event, and take him out. She, I mean, the dude was a really big dude. I mean, he was really big. But then that, now my secret. Now my secret, which I paid for now has the big dude next to me that I just can't, you know, get comfortable with, yeah. I'm like, we need to start wrapping this up,

because we've been going for a flight. On my flight from Dallas to Austin, the last time I flew in, there was, it was a very, very empty flight flight and I was on the exit row And two other dudes were and she comes I was like you're way you're gonna your exit road all that stuff and the other guys just went I'm gonna sleep so you got up and went to a different row and just like lay down across all three seats So I'm the only one in the next row. It's kind of scary. Well, that's gonna cool Like because you know the plane crashes on the guy

It's kind of scary. Well, that's gonna cool because I mean because you know the playing crashes on the guy This is one house on the other three rows of exit. Let me get this straight So if the plane crashes the scary thing is that you have responsibility And you'll be the first one out I You know, honestly though if I was on a plane and Gavin was the only one in the ex world I would probably be a little scared. So he might have a point. Like his stupid, I think he's like maybe he's thinking about himself in the third person or something. When he's realizing that he's probably not the person he should be.

We had a chance to talk about it. I wanted to talk, I wanted to talk about that Air France 447. So talk about it. No, we're not out of time. We already, we're already really long. All right. So what? So the last words on the, on the black box for that flight are the pilot saying, but what's going on?

I mean that's like the worst fucking thing. That was literally the last time. That's the last so the box going on. Bam. No, they're gonna say they don't even follow. He didn't know it. They were falling for minutes. They had no idea. Well, what was what was all this attitude stuff to say?

Was it? They okay. It's a long explanation, but the short version is the most junior co-pilot had one of the sticks. And in an air bus, in a Boeing, the two sticks are connected. So if you turn one, the other one turns all the way. Thank you. And they're talking about this. In an air bus, that's not the case. They move independently.

So if one person is moving the stick, the other person doesn't know. So the most junior co-pilot was pulling back, trying to ascend, but person doesn't know. So the most junior copilot was pulling back, trying to ascend, but no one else knew. They were trying to figure out what's going on. The plane had stalled. It was essentially barely moving forward at 60 knots and was falling like this. The onboard computer thought there's no way that we're in the air doing this. We must be on the ground. So it shut off the warnings. Thinking it was on the ground. That's your problem. So's on your flight boys. So they were going 60 knots. I think their airspeed indicator still kept telling them that this

stall alarm went off for a minute and they ignored it. But they were essentially stalled. We're going like this and just fell straight into the ocean at 120 miles an hour. Do you want to get to Australia? They'll be different by now. I know. It was all of our collisions we're having. We're talking about this now. I just like, I open the door on this flight and I'm going to knock myself out with the emergency alarm. That's exactly what's going to knock myself out with the emergency. That's exactly what you're going to have. The tube on the exterior of the plane that measure airspeed had frozen over because they were flying through a storm.

So their airspeed indicator got fucked up. So the most junior copilot thought, oh, well, it's just like a takeoff. I'll increase the throttle and I'll make the plane climb. When you're at 37,000 feet, you're already at maximum, you know, the air so thin up there, that there was no increase in lift at that point. So it's less bare as it's down there. Talked to him. So sad. Talked to him. He was trying to ascend to 7,000 feet. Gashim, you've finally done it. I want to end the podcast. No, you said you didn't want to. No, no, go ahead. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no That's a fairly first in the Atlantic. And they were in a range in an area where they could not communicate with any tower.

So no one knew that the plane was even missing until it didn't land. Man, and then a paraplegic guy could start walking around and get on and on. That's pretty cool. They didn't find the block box till two years later. Oh shit. How would you find a fucking black box in ocean? I think at the bottom of the, yeah, that's fucking cool. Because they have a transponder to help find it.

Yeah, but the transponder died a long time ago. The transponder, I think only has batteries that let it go for a couple weeks. So they can think there's still some contrasure like in the bombs. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, you think so? Yeah, the test racks down there somewhere, right? Don't you just shut up. All right, well, I'm glad you guys are getting on a plane. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. I hope you get an exit road. Don't worry, get healthy. Carefully. So I'm gonna talk a little bit about a little bit more about Daisy because it leads into something else. Okay, so this Daisy, Daisy server that're going to be setting up, I've already gotten one, we're going to set it up for sponsors of the site to maybe start having more like gaming

servers, gaming nights, do more stuff for our sponsors because we had this like mishap with the, yeah, with our video where one of the benefits for sponsorship on the site is you can download videos all of a sudden that service stopped. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I was wondering why the option went when I was uploading. But out of the the people that we use for the service They just stopped offering that which I can't understand why they would but it's like then once I said oh shit We got to figure out a new solution. Yeah, so we are fixing that though, right? No, we got to figure it out Yeah, we're working on it. It's just gonna take a while. It's 10 years video I have to like

Re-upload and then re link it's a fucking donkey Which we've already done before but we did it five years we did You're doing it 10 years, you know, so we're making a Daisy server. Yeah. Which we've already done before, but we did it in five years. We did it in seven years. We never do it in ten years. So we're making a daisy server. Yes, so we're gonna make it, we're gonna make a daisy server. And you know, the more you say it, I gotta agree with him. It's too bad. I gotta say it's a day's dead.

Okay, day's dead server. How was daisy zombie day? So daisy server? Yay. Well, we should do something for like anyone who like spines and either assists or kills a rooster teeth and plies. We should sit bounties on each other. That would be cool.

Like if someone kills Jack and takes a screenshot, I'll give him a sponsorship for a flat-ass. For some things. Dude, it's kind of a little bit of a deal. I know but then you get like armies almost. It's like people helping you and then like every one of us has like groups that we associate with. I wouldn't think there's anyone who can be friends zombies.

I just don't like me. Just have some of these. So what I think people did at where they get this big group and the survivors and they don't want to fight them But they want their stuff. They'll run through a town and start hiding zombies behind them It's awesome and then just run through that group Well, that's gonna be me you can see like just me running with like 300 zombies People have sat in a building and they just hear like No that happens you'll be in a city you'll be a survivor of my like woo

What's he and then you obviously all the zombies? You're like you like step back in a door. We like That should be an option that games a whole the door shut Or just the option to put your hands in your pockets and walk away with So I'm legitimately excited to play this game. As soon as we're done recording this, I'm going to install it on my laptop. I have a question.

When you leave a server and then come back in, you said you can region a different server if you want. Do you come back in on the same place you left? You do. And in fact, people use that to grief. Yeah. So like if everyone's off the jack that he's like, that's going to be like 20 people stood around his exit point

And then you come as my kid is gonna get brewed well because your character Preserve your true Brute this across different servers if two survivors are facing off There's a cheat that some people are doing where they log out of one server log into another move And then come back in oh Okay, is this PC only? But it's interesting, you'll like this, Gus. The people who make them on, you cannot just make service for it.

You have to apply because it's a persistent character across different servers. If somebody made a server that they then could nerf back, or like, you can't have a private server, they all have to be public. So it's coming Minecraft in that way, right? Well, no, this is in the sense that if I had a private server, I could get a character boosting way to hell up and then join public servers. Uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, You lose your car and you lose your rightful and you lose your assault rifle and you're like You're in your fucking house then you're just back with your goddamn gun and your your beans

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