Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #171

Episode Date: June 20, 2012

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I love that theme song. That's my favorite theme song ever. Thanks to Sam Jib from the website for submitting that awesome theme song. Does that bring you back, like bring back memories of working at IT and being like Gus, Gus, Gus. This is what they're advancing to these days. Is it? Gus, Gus. I guess we have a couple unusual people here. I could probably do some quick introductions.

We have Barbara, who's very weird. Jack from Achievement Hunter, Ben, who works on our website. Hello. Visiting from the UK and do not adjust your headphones. Ben is British. He has a word accent. And we have Joel. I'm also British. Joel has a giant cup of tea. Is there nothing gross in the tea? Are you just gonna straight tea for once? Why is it yellow on the side?

Well, that's what happens when you say tea. Put a bunch of artificial sweetener in there. Yeah, tea bag. Tea bag. Oh, those guys. Normally, I'm used to you having your concoction. It doesn't mean I like tea. Especially when it's like dripping on the inside of your cup. I haven't had coffee in like, almost three months. Really? Yeah.

I mean, I had one time, we did a radio show. We did a radio show. And I felt like I needed it for the radio show. But like, yeah, I really had to cut down on it. So, it's how you're doing better with tea. Yeah, I'm doing better with tea. I mean, it's like not as acidic or whatever. I don't know. This is gotta be this is gotta be boring.

It's like a healthy, it's podcast. It's podcast. Hey, we talked about the guy who eats people's faces. We mentioned him in person. Yeah, we talked about it. Why, you want to talk about it? I like that that's his thing. Oh, he also eat people's faces.

Yeah, no big deal. That's his business card. Yeah, like I am. I'm sure. Really? It seems like we had a lot of pushback from people on the website That we hadn't because we hadn't talked about the sky. We man. He's the most famous guy in the internet now Yeah, I think what we said was it was one of the stories that broke right after we released the podcast It wasn't as relevant when we recorded the next one. I feel like feeling that weird. I don't really know how much

You could really say about that like you eight people's faces. It's like all right So this is that's I feel bad for the guy whose face got eaten. He was like, he was a hopeless eat. I don't feel bad. And it's generally not a good thing that happens. And it's all that sort of bad. Generally. But I think it's important that occasionally

somebody rises up and eats somebody else's face. Just to kind of keep everybody in fucking life. I've not heard anything about this and you all sound demented. I think it's sort of because it's sort of just like occasionally you gotta have somebody eat somebody else's face. You know you've like you've got to keep like that fear of predators and people exactly. You gotta keep the fear of predators and people because you don't know it's like it's like keep fucking around. I may just reach over and fucking bite your fucking animals. In animal kingdom animals concept worry about getting eaten by something else

But we never have to worry about it. So you're saying that we should have that fear every now and then that something's gonna eat me I think it's important that people have that I think it's I think some people need more of that fear You don't think there's enough fear in the world like paranoia about every little fucking detail. There needs to be more There needs to be more keep the if we're talking to Barbara a few He's stopping to think about it But that's why I'm so baffled because like Joel is the most afraid of everything happening to him. I'm not afraid. I'm careful So it's like the fact that he wants more of my face. It's not gonna get eaten As far as I know what's your face eating defense? Well, just you know positioning really mainly

You gotta be careful. It's now at RTX. Some kids are gonna come up and say, ah, I'm gonna eat your face now. Cause these are the go-to, I'm gonna eat my face. Yeah, if you try any of my face, I'm just fucking... That's kind of bad. I'm gonna say eat your face. And we're talking like just skin levels.

Like, like, take notes off. Like, deal with... Like, deal with where Gavino and Burry are like, ah, shoe, ha, ha, ha, shoe, fudge shoe. And then a fan throws a shoe at him, and hits him in the head and I'm like, hey, hey, no throwing shoes. Like, all of a sudden, and then a fan throws a shoe at him, hits him in the head, and I'm like, hey, hey, no throwing shoes. Like all of a sudden, we gave that a little bit of this.

Now, Gavin rose up and ate that guy's face. I'm a motherfucker, not a fucking shoe. It wouldn't be a problem, I see where you're coming from now. I'm still like that shoe. I feel like I might be deranged from something with you. This team, I just got back from Starbucks, right? There's some asshole who's taken up four fucking parking spots. He's got a rickie parked the rig sideways, taking four parking spots.

Somebody just rides up, eat that motherfucker's face. Right? Like it never, it never occurred to him when he was taking up four parking spaces. He's like, huh, maybe I shouldn't take up four parking spaces because maybe so we could piss and eat my face. Well, why didn't he ride the occasion and then just go for it? It was around the time. He didn't have a cab in it.

It's been there for two days. This is true. It's been there for two days now. So an asshole parked his trailer there for two days. Somebody guy ate that guy's face. But she is key as a car. Or something like that. Uh, no, I could never key someone's car because it made my easy face.

I could never key my- That might be your face. Jack, that's a dick move. That's fucked up. You don't key someone's car. No, you can only buy that one as well. I hate the idea of that. Was that dish tartar?

Like sushi is good and it can be tartar is good. That's raw beef, have you had that? No. It's fucking delicious. Are you comparing this to someone else? If you have raw beef, if you have well-prepared raw beef, and you will say, well, this is a way meat is supposed to be. I do imagine that this, like,

this would be like like chewy Yeah, it would be gross. So clearly a river head barbacoa Maybe that's essentially cow face The meat scraped from the cheeks I know that yep, so if you got barbacoa you eat in the cow face But there's a processing behind that it's not raw cow face Don't go to the process saying are we talking about right? in the cow face. But there's some processing behind that. It's not raw cow face. No, you walk up. You can scrape it out. You walk up to a farm. Or the cook it and scrape it.

Don't get nuts. Yeah, what kind of processing are we talking about, right? Just cooking. I just don't. What, okay, what, the person is sunburned. What, the, the lady Matthew sunburned on her face. Like a jerky. What, what, what, what, what, what, is it okay to be heard? Do you hear her? No.

Just like orange. I'd be nervous if you get like, you know, you bite into her and I don't know, get some, what's the injections they put and like collotox. That's called collotox. You'd like get a mix of that. But that'd be like sour cream. I was a face.

I'd imagine it being a little sour tasting. Yeah. Well, though, we're like filled. This was like injected with sour cream. Yeah, nice. It's like a test is like an evil turn. Yeah, I don't like where this is. Right out the bat. Yeah. It's just out of eating faces. I mean, how do we're like Phil, if this is like injected with acetyl, we can't really see how it's going to get tested. It's like an evil turn. Yeah, I don't like where this is going. Right out the bat.

Yeah, I don't know. Instead of eating faces, I mean, how do we improve from that? What's in that tea? You don't. Would you rather have somebody eat your face or your... Okay. Or your gender? You just...

Oh, well, I mean... I just heard a really funny story relating to that. Apparently, there's a guy, I think in Japan. That was a similar story. Yeah, I did. I just remember the story. I heard you. I heard the story too. Who, he decided that he's not attracted to anybody, not men,

not women, he's asexual. So he decided to chop off his dick and balls and cook it and serve it to people who were willing to pay $500 a plate. It was only like six people, I believe. Yeah. My deal is, why did he go such a low-ball number? Hey! Hey! But yeah, I heard that why if you go such a low low-ball number But yeah, I heard that story. That's fucking disgusting. Oh my god. There's pictures. Oh my god. I'm showing her the tangling. Oh god. Yeah

Yeah, Tammy that's like one of those like those bronze soldiers. No, no, no, no, no, she's cooked She pellet taste delicious No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no to get tanning. Like a five-year-old. Yeah, her daughter's like five. Joel's got a question. I want to go back to this dude because we're just sort of glossed over this. We did. No, this guy now attracted anyone. Yes. So chopped it off.

That doesn't even make sense. But he's just like, he. I'm left-handed. So I'm just going to chop all right. Does it make, he, um, I mean, there's a lot about this. He's not even grabbed, you don't grab stuff with your dick. I mean if you If you're not you're not a sexist You're a pre-handsile dick. I could honestly say I have no idea what was going through his head

He decided to chop off his dick and balls and cook it well. He's clearly insane He needs to still like urinate like it still has a function even if you don't have sex with people You don't you don't need it. He still has his He's not a surgeon. He doesn't know that. Oh, he got it. Surgell it. Surgeically removed. Wow, that's a hard word to say. But this is not a real thing. You can just go in the hospital and say, you know, I'm not really feeling my penis. I just want to like get rid of it. I'm feeling like this. I've heard also that, you know, this weird to me that you can find a doctor that'll do that, but if it's going to be anywhere,

yeah, I was like, I'm out of LA, right? But in real hospital, there's another thing I think in Japanese culture where they think that like when this incisor then size your skier on the side of your mouth when they're turned a little bit like angled that it's cute so you can go to the dentist and have them surgically move your incisors so that they're turned so it's fucked up that in Japan you go to the dentist to get your teeth screwed up yeah it's like it because it makes it like vampires or something like that? I don't know. I think a little bit. Yeah, it's gotta go further back than that Yeah, I don't think it's like a new twilight thing. No. Yeah, it's quite possible These are rap but they're feet right to make them the smallest possible right? That was

That's Chinese yeah, are you sure? There's Japanese Chinese I don't know I know this yeah, really, really I don't know I think it's I'm gonna go up You have the internet I'll go on a bang right now. Yeah supporting yourself with facts. That's cheating now if there's a social Result for that on being oh, that'll be you've got a problem with your social circle Well don't spread like eat billion people on Facebook problem with your social circle. Well don't spread like eight billion people on Facebook. So, there's something we all have something in common. That's a weak Jack. No, no. Jack's ex-jewel number one. Someone sent an email to the podcast, email address the other day.

I think it was yesterday, the day before and they were like, you all are totally stupid. Gavin's right all the time. You all are morons. What? Till Jack stopped being a cunt. I was like, okay, that's cool email dude. You should have just told us that last time. Clearly Gavin is always right. Yeah.

Like you've definitely just counted yourself in a vacation. In fairness, there is stuff that he's right about, like the queen having that last name. Yeah, you've been reading him back. To be fair. I was unfair. Everyone was the first time because it ever been unfair. Joel is reading. I'm not. I'm sitting next to I know. Ben has been driving me crazy. We went to eat at a

Vietnamese restaurant yesterday and they were playing, I don't know, like it's like they're playing. Judging. Shut the fuck up. I'm telling the story. So we were over there. It's like that. It's that type place by Jersey Mike's, you know, in that shopping center. And we go in there and we sit down there, it's like that. It's that type placed by Jersey Mikes, you know, in that parking center. And we go in there and we sit down, and the other playing like, Americans, they're playing Journey on the radio. And so we open up the menu and Ben looks at the menu,

the waiter comes to take our drink orders and Ben orders a water. And then he says, do they have Coke and Vietnam? Can we get a Coke here? Oh my god. And I was like, we're in the United States. He goes, why are they playing this music? This isn't very authentic. I was like we're in a fucking strip mall Yeah, in the suburbs. This isn't this isn't Epcot center

I'm muting you You know, he's been muted to you turned down as long and you muted We're not seeking to recreate the experience of going to Vietnam. We're not in a fucking embassy We're not in sovereign territory We're in a goddamn cheap Vietnamese restaurant. You're right, man. You're on the next terror mix. You're on the next terror mix. And you really wouldn't like some of these. I don't like urban. No.

They had goldfish in the fish world. I was like betting like Vietnamese fish or something. Okay, what's a Vietnamese fish? I don't know. So goldfish would be giving you fish? No, they're fucking up. It's a weird country. You don't see many Vietnamese restaurants. You want a Vietnamese experience. Because I don't know what that is, but it's not journey You clearly want Robin Williams to be talking during your meal over the radio and playing baseball with force Whitaker That's what I want if you go to like an Asian restaurant in the UK. Yeah

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She loved it. But expert. I told you more about your obsession with feet barber. I just, I was talking to a friend of mine and he brought up the subject of weird fetishes involving socks, dirty socks. Go on. Side puppets. Side puppet tables.

Where people, it was actually a friend of mine for Maggie 64. They can get away with anything. Oh yeah. It's day or even. I mean if you're a Maggie 64, you can just whatever. You can be weird and people will flow. Dude, those guys are rock stars. Well, they're never finished any.

They're gonna story you. But there's people out there. There's fucking weird fetishes all over the place. But this one, it's people who like dirty socks, but not just dirty socks. It's like socks that you wear for a month straight without taking them off. Wow. And then like they want to like hear about the smell of them and like. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

They want to hear about it. They want to hear about it. They want to experience the smell. Okay. Like there's YouTube videos and you can see this. If you feel like, I mean, the thing is, if you go, if you wear a sock for a month, and you hold up here, you can hear the ocean.

Which is awesome, right? So when you see, there's YouTube videos of people like describing the smell of month old. And there's comments on them being like, oh man. Where can I find these videos? And where can I find people who are interested in this kind of thing?

This is not my thing. People like that? Search is not social. That's, that's, that's interested in this kind of thing. This is not my thing. People like that? Search is not social. That's kind of weird now, but it's kind of common. I mean, in terms of weird stuff, that's not that weird. It's not the weirdest of the fetishes that I've heard about. What's the weirdest when you heard about? I don't know, balloons and shit.

People who like popping balloons and you're popping balloons. I guess there's people who get turned on like popping balloons and Popping balloons People who get turned on by like popping like you're in the bedroom. You got a balloon you're blowing up you're running up Yeah, and they get excited and then that's it It's over something. Yeah, that's how that's not again like the Japanese guy. That's weird like chopping off your stuff and feeding That's the main damage that probably was not a sexual fit. Oh, well, maybe the people who paid to eat it. They were there. They're eating a penis. Of course, it's a sexual fit. That's weird. But yeah, back to Mexico's four. They came out with a video about middle gear rising. Oh, yeah, yeah. And fucking amazing. Guaranteed the costume for that.

Yeah, that was the red. The job placement placement one correct. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Those were riding going around to find a job. It was really funny. Yeah, it was good. Very funny. Did you see their their E3 video from this year? The gamer girl. Yeah. Oh my god. Those guys have balls. They did. They just roll around E3 dressed up like women. And they will be at RTX. They will be at RTX. Maybe as women. I don't know if they'll be dressed up as women we had one could only hope becasue release about RTX go out announcing that Halo 4 will be playable to the public Halo 4 is going to be playable on the show floor at RTX July something eight Austin Texas RTX of a dot com first I have a false play a little freaking so I was question what bit of how folk and you play do we know you'll find out

We'll be the via won't be the Vietnamese yeah Yeah, okay, but I played I got to play Spartan ops when I was out at E3 and that's a lot of fun It's sort of like a mix between invasion and fire fight. It's like this new thing. They're doing it's gonna be like weekly updates and stuff That was bad ass. I give it a armor lock? Uh, I don't think so. Armor, it's back, it's renamed like armor abilities don't exist. It's like upgrades or I forget what they call it. Yeah, it's like, like you can get something similar to armor lock, which is like a shield.

Yeah, and they have like, I'm pretty sure like you always have sprints now. Yeah, if you like, that's not, that's not an armor ability more. That's just built in. And like there was one where you could like see through walls. I think it's like promethe and vision. Yeah, that's not that's not an armor ability more. That's just built in. And like there was one where you like see through walls. I think it's like promethe and vision. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like like that. Yeah. Yeah. And yeah. So there's a whole bunch of new abilities. And I mean, the game is fun as hell, dude. And I'm really excited to get a whole bunch of people out of the playing.

There's also another ability which I like you can get, which is. There's a shield ability now, which is cool. Yeah, that's similar. It's like it was similar to armor lock go he only faces one direction yeah but I think you can move with it yeah this one you can move but I think there's a there's another one that's more like armor lock I can't remember can't wait to see it and play yeah it's kick-ass dude and uh hey can we cut mine

do you think so I think I think people maybe like the face come ahead right we say let everyone play yeah they should come first and and let's this Halo 4 than we can get in front of them. We get out of the way kid. This is research. We're researching. Let's test the head bobbing. Anyway, that's very, very exciting. I'm really jazzed about that.

I'm excited to get 3, 4, 3, out. It's awesome. It's really cool that people will play it there. And that's the first time playable for consumers, correct? Yeah, I think the only of the time is playable was at E3, but that's a press show, a press only event. So, that's part and else thing is like, there's the saying it's like a TV show, right? Where there's like, there's episodes and seasons and stuff like that.

Well, it's like, like, every week they get to release new Spartanops. So like, right now they're doing an inhale,, reach they do like the weekly updates or whatever, where we do challenges. We've got challenges. So this is gonna be a fictional thing. Yeah, yeah, there's like plot in front of everything. So there's actually a story that each week tells. And so they're gonna be updating those every single week.

And I got to see one of the early end development ones when I was out in the three. Ooh. It's pretty cool. We had to mark everyone at RTX as a member of the media. But I think we're gonna get this happen. I mean, we had to do some work around. Everyone has to write their review.

It's a, we've been wanted to announce it for a while, so I'm glad that that information's finally out there. Yeah. It's really cool. I gotta read this here real fast. Want to say thanks to Bing.com for the support of this podcast. Thank you. I heard Bing has gone social,

so I've been using it to see what the new features can mean for our audience. So I entered the terms daisy and daisy mod. And I got a lot of really cool stuff back. So in addition to like news and links, like typical search results, you also get social search results. So being goes through Facebook friends

who like liked it, shared it, or searched things relating to daisy. And you know, they can help the point to stuff that you wouldn't find otherwise. So be on friends being also searched as people on Twitter and best of all you can easily post and comment to my friends on Facebook. So most of us have knowledge about Daisy so why don't you go there check it out for yourself and thanks again to Bing for supporting Ruskety. I did that I did that last night. Oh you play Daisy? No, I looked at videos

Actually, a day. Yeah, and wow that's crazy Is there any way I can please set you up on Daisy? I just imagine we running around with zombies. Oh my god Might be the best thing. I mean if we got a group of us together. There is gonna say we have I mean research It would be it would be hysterical. It's so it's terrifying We're okay. I mean if we were three servers. It would be hysterical. It's terrifying. It would be hysterical. We're okay. I mean, if we were able to make videos of it, it would be like a let's play.

Yeah, people that have to have to have to have to have to have to. If it's going to do a let's play, we're definitely looking into it right now. Right now, we're sort of setting up our PCs because we don't really have a PC environment to work with right now. But we're doing that just so we can start doing more PC. There's some stuff. And Daisy is definitely one of the things we're looking at.

There's some great ideas. I can keep Joel running around with like a handgun. And Daisy, they implemented some changes. There was a recent patch where now when you spawn, you no longer start with a gun. You're high serious. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, you have any weapon at all?

No. Just your face. You're beans, right? You have, I think a can of beans and a flashlight. So this is all you start with. The average life in that game is four hours. So now that they're good, yeah. Now that we're gonna take the weapon away,

it's gonna be loud. Oh, actually, if you look at the main daisy website, it says that the average life is actually currently 31 minutes. Right off, so it's not a lot of it. Yeah, I would never be able to do that. You cannot play at night. Like at night, it is no joke, it is fucking dark.

Tearful, I'm scared of zombies as it is, but to actually play in a real life setting. Yeah, I did kind of a dick move. I was exploring and I found these two bicycles. And I was like, oh, sweet. I'd never found a vehicle before. So I was like, I'm going to ride this bike. So I was off the road kind of on a lighthouse. So I took it down to the road and I got on. And I was like, I'm just going to ride down the road So like I started riding and if it was just packing tons of zombies Yeah, so all these zombies are coming out. It was like a huge parade of zombies behind me and I would see survivors by the road So I kind of drive ride by them and then I turn around and see like all of So one of the people I did that too said me a tweet that was like, what the fuck you

asked for. He's like 30 zombies to me. Boy it's okay, you actually, people know it's you playing. I put my name as Gus. But there's another fake Gus. Yeah, so I think like Adam was telling, was it Adam? He said like he loved him as Adam and like there were three or, no, no, it was David and David are our prop guy. He said there were like three other David's already. But there is a common name. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah.

There are other people go that name. It's amazing how many narrative ideas you can come up with just from some of these stories. Oh, absolutely. The trolling abilities in that game would be spectacular. I'm so excited to be here tonight. I think it's, I can't believe it's taken this long for this to happen. And I think it's great. And I think it's great there's one left. And I think we're so close.

Because I think it's just a couple of other things that I don't think you're gonna happen on this mod. But it's like, I'm shocked that no one has put development dollars after this. But hasn't it, it's been around a while, hasn't it? It's only just like been spotted by people. It's like the number one seller on Steam now, right? After it's mentioned in last one,

podcast, it's all that. But it's like a, it's like you can't get into all the buildings because the map was engineered for it. But it's like if somebody made a map where you can get in all the buildings, that would be great. I think the other,

another great thing is if you could actually build actual sort of bases where if you had to, the ability to move things and block things and have more open closing doors and like board windows and board doors. Yeah, I mean if you could board all that stuff and sort of actually have something you know, you should listen to Adam talk about that game. He plays with like six or seven friends of his and they are fucking serious. I think they have a base somewhere. You can't build anything. You can set a tents, right? Yeah, I think they have like a little tent city hidden somewhere nice And you said that when they explore cities that like two of them walk through the city two people provide overwatch with sniper rifles And there's another person off in the distance who's a spotter keeping an eye out. That's awesome

Those stuff are they are they are they are they good are they evil they kill survivors are they I think they go both ways Wow The future when civilization is gone you have to right yeah I think it's a fun line. I mean sometimes you have to, right? I think people would say, It's a fun line. I mean, sometimes you have to, it's like killer beat kill. Like, I had this really weird moment where I was showing Adam the game last week for the first time.

And I was like, it's kind of walking around. And I was on the second level of a building. And I went over to the ladder to walk down. And I looked down and there was a guy who was looking at the ladder, looking to come up. And we just stared at each other for a second with guns pointing at each other. And he fired a shot. So then I fired, and we just started shooting at each other

and we both died, like we both filled each other. So it's like a literal Mexican standoff. Yeah, well, the union of third person for that. The weird thing with the change where you don't have a handgun now is it seems like it's gonna turn into like basically almost two games where all the people who spawn immediately and don't have a gun, it's just sort of like, fuck, I can just run around circles and do whatever. My life means nothing.

I can just take out whatever, it doesn't matter. Once you get the gun, then it all changes probably. Yeah, I was like, now I can't die. You have to go out. But you starve, could you cut off your dick and eat it? I can't eat it. Only if you put the Japanese character. If you ever hatch it, the regional version of it.

But you were saying, Joe, this has been much better than Ed's thought, right? Is that it was a mod of something, the mod of, like, hop life. And it became this one, you game. So you think, like, there'll be a retail, proper game, like, hard life, and it became this one new game. So you think like, there'll be a retail proper game, like from Daisy. I hope so.

What, what, what's, didn't Bernie say that the, Armageddon, like, so this game is based on armad to, which is a game, no one knows about. Yeah, well, I mean, apparently the guy who makes armad basically told this guy, don't do anything, but make this game, like make this mod, and I might be incorporating into the next version. Have any of you guys heard of Armad?

What is Armile? What kind of game is going to be going on? Like, it's not a brand that anyone knows. What Bernie said last week is that it's the sequel to Operation Flashpoint. I don't even know that. Well, that makes total sense, right? If there was one sentence, I was waiting for you to say,

it was going to be Operation Flashpoint. Thank you. That's an eagle. Everything's coming together. But it's almost like, if I were to like try market a new game, it's almost like if I were to like try and market a new game It's almost like I'm gonna build an engine for one thing and then I'm just not really gonna worry about that And then we're gonna build a mod around that game and market the mod Well, that's essentially what's happened. That's essentially what's happened at the source engine, right?

I mean counter strike started as a mod like you said left for dead started as a mod Somebody's got a jump on this, right? Yeah, I would think so. Yeah, I just can't get over the name But no one's heard of Orma before, right? Yeah. But I think this would be difficult to like market to like a mainstream audience. Like left for dead is like an easy game like for consumers, but I don't really know if like this would work with like, you know, the proper big mainstream audience. Well, it was the number one selling game on Steam. It was. I mean, the other the other thing is it from a developer standpoint

Is this a hard game to engineer? I mean, there's not many much complex mechanics in that really is that I mean I would think that well for for this mod They had to add a lot of objects. I didn't exist in armor to like Like various things that you'll find in the world Mm-hmm, and I believe that the zombies have a custom animation that's different from anything in arm But still if you're if you're developing from Yeah, it's easier to develop a mod than a game from scratch of course because the engine's already done

Could you like do this in like the soul engine for example? I'm sure you could yeah, I mean awesome Have you ever do you know what it takes to like sort of build a car or a helicopter? How many steps I've seen? It's it's fucking crazy Let's get to fix a car. I show like a guy And it's like he walks into a shed. He's like, oh, I found a windshield It's like and then it's like you have to ask yourself the question or do I you take the windshield? Can you hold the windshield in front of you and run into zombies? It's like you have to transmission later. You know, it's like oh transmission

It's like I feel like I see the windshield all the time. That's like I see it every time I play I feel like but then there's some other things that are rare like I found an engine the other thing. I was like I got to start to turn the car. Okay. So he's engine moan of windshield as well. Is there a place in the game where you can store items? Not permanently. You can like buy things like a shed or something. Well that's gonna be tough right? I mean how many how many components I mean I mean you're gonna find a pretty big backpack. Well the thing the thing that blew me away was Adam or Adam was telling me about was, if you, like, first of all, there is no map, there's no mini-map in the game. I think you can find a map.

You can find a map, but it's like a normal map where it's not, there is no UR here, like, unless you find GPS. You can also find a GPS and link it to the map. Right. So, which is awesome. But I mean, like, just the idea of, like, okay, you died, now you're spawned, you have no idea where the hell you are. And unless you've been playing the game,

you know the map back to front. And it's something like 144 square miles or something. Or similar on there. It's like 225 square kilometers, which is about 140 square miles. Yeah. So it's about a 12 by 12 mile. Wow.

It's a square. I was trying to explain me how big that is. Is that like bigger or smaller than Austin? Okay, so we're here. It's about the size. Like if you were to go from here to where Jeff's house is. Right. And then make a square out of that. It's about that big. That's pretty good. Okay. It's not big. Yeah. How many? So I mean, it's big. And initially it looks like there's only

50 people per server. Is it still? I think you can modify the number, but I think the most I've seen is 50. How many of you see on the Roosteries server?? Oh, yeah, so we we actually have a server with three servers now Oh, we do yeah, I mean are the people on our server? They're all they're all dicks aren't they probably I mean That's nice things like I'm nervous the job They just fight each other if we if we got 50 people from the Rooster Teeth site and said okay We're gonna we're gonna build civilization back Think it would work do you think 50 back. No, no, no. You think it would work? Do you think 50 people would go?

No, no, no. You see this thing, you cannot put a gun in a hand of a video game, right? It just doesn't work. Yeah, see I would go on there, but like, if I went under my name, there's no way out survive. Like my popped up, like, hey, look, it's Jack. Like, no, I'd be me versus the zombies versus the 49

other people. So, you know. You don't think that they would try to like help you out and Maybe I should just I play I'll play burning I'll say money. I'm burning Don't fuck with me. Yeah, it's painful how close to real life it is like you find how very quickly if you're expendable or not at the end of the world That's bad times. I just can't get over the name of that game. Daisy. Yeah, I was very confused But you said oh, we have a Daisy said I was like well, how is Daisy like I just like flowers and happiness and it's like In the zombies. Well, we'll call it dazed. Thank you. Thank you. Me and Ben the Canadians and the Please isn't it a bit suspicious how as soon as Gavin leaves I come like we've never been in the same place at the same time

You'll hear you tell me that much. Yeah It's one of those like sexual tension things I think. He just hasn't admitted it yet. Have we heard anything about those guys that are in Australia? Supposedly they wrapped up the first event and it went really well. So that would be super busy. They have another one this week and I think in Perth. Don't touch that that's recording. Apparently had, sorry. They apparently have the biggest booth or biggest line at the Yeah, nice USB thing being crimped upwards and after my a disaster I can't bear to see us

Plug in wrong. Okay. He's got it So I got a message from someone on the site that says they do like USB recovery and repair and stuff. Do you still have your USB or did you light it on fire and? I wear it as an necklace. No, I have it. Yeah. Well, would you trust it to send out?

Maybe have someone think, we'll get it. Someone does this professionally. Well, the thing is that I just went down to the corner and they said they could do it actually. So I made just send it to those guys. Right. The discounted electronics. Oh really? Oh cool. 50 bucks.

The thing is, we've committed so much time to the new map now, then we don't have to make some hard choices of that. Yeah. The new map is a lot of fun. So we, I guess to where people don't know, you Joel had a Minecraft save on a USB device for his Xbox. USB device failed, so you lost your map.

Like, it's only an hour's an hour. Joel probably lost. That thing was apparently incredible. You lost 15, 15, 75 hours worth of gameplay problems. You used to be the vice-failed, so you lost your map. Like, it's only an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an hour's an who are coming into other people's Minecraft and worlds only white people you trust. I check out Seven right now. Yeah, please do not drop buckets of lava at the top point of every mountain. Like, don't do that. volcano!

That's not cool. Although a volcano would be kind of cool to have in a map. That would be really cool. No. If you're like, you're like, the feet of a white. The top take the peak off and make it into like a bowl and just fill it with lava.

Yeah, they would like put a city in the sides. It was like black. Yeah, that'd be pretty sick. But like, do you know I'm glad you feel that way about it? Because the guy who dropped the button at the top of the mountain, it actually flew all the way down the mountain and through the lake and got really close to your subway tunnel. So, no.

I'm glad you have an optimistic feeling about this. My subway tunnel's underwater now, so I'm not too concerned about that. You're safe. They got close. Man, so I'm speaking of subway tunnel that. You're safe. They got close. Man, so I'm speaking of subway tunnel, I'm literally building a pipe, a glass pipe that goes through a lake, which is going to have our subway tunnel.

That's cool. It's pretty sweet, but the amount of work that goes into it, it's a nightmare. It's just close enough to the surface of the water that you can get, like basically, I'm like, I'm like Jocuzto, like I'm working in the water to build the pipe out, and then I go in the pipe and sort of like pull like, you know, Fuck the water out. It's a nightmare, but it's gonna awesome when it's done. I've been working on my huge underground mine and the other day I was digging then all of a sudden like water just started pouring it like I cleared one block off Then just like the whole thing started flooding something running like an idiot trying to plug it up

God, it's so fucking annoying. It's the worst thing. We were talking with Ben about this the other day, and Ben was sort of like, well, there's no, there's no winnable overall goal in the game, which I understand some people have turned off by that. I fully, I fully admit that I do a lot of stuff that seemingly is for no reason, but I can't understand like what the reason of playing Minecraft is.

Like what do you get out of it? I totally understand it, and I totally get it, and like I can play Minecraft forever and I'd have an endable goal But it's like when I apply that to daisy I Think it might da zed I think it might be you know if you did have a Winnable goal like in other words somewhere on the map. Maybe there was a cure And you had to have people work together to like find the cure and it may be like what you find the care The goal is to like get a certain percentage

Of zombies you're saying cured or something like that It's like that would be kind of cool right where it's like if you had actually had an overall goal to it Maybe what you could do is you could coordinate efforts to build like a scientific research center Different medicines and then you have to work at like combining And you have to find like the right mixture of medicines to like balance Apply like you have to build a helicopter and drop the stuff. Yeah, you could choose whether not it's injection or like air-based like a gas See, I think we're onto something here basically what we've written I think this will be a game. This will be this will be fun as hell

And the thing is is that you didn't choose not to play the game that way, you'd still have the sandbuck box function of it. I'm just going for it. All right, so we need the developer of DayZ to contact us. Let's say info-ing to you about the other stuff. Maybe there's players in the game whose objective it is to keep you from finding the care. I don't know. Yeah, maybe.

The people who play like that for sure. They're happy with the way the current order of the world. Yeah. Sure. I mean, I don't know. I think we're on to some fun. I mean, nobody's patent pending. I mean, nobody's still our idea.

Let's quick write it down. Spiral remains. Because I mean, even the thing is, even if that game ended, it seems like it would be unique enough. It's like, OK, let's start off with a try. It's going to be a lot of fun. And you could, I mean, like you said, if you do this in a permutations with the medicine

or with the cure, you could just go through different avenues and see what works with does it. Maybe some of them are fully effective. Maybe I can send you to give everyone cancer. And it just seems like the natural ecosystem of the game, it's going to be hard to achieve that anyway. So it's a mean, it's like you have to fight against people. Right. Because people are going to fight you anyway.

Yeah. I wish Adam play and he took like, he was running like, oh, there's a zombie there. He's like, I can't shoot it. I mean, why can't you shoot it? If I shoot it more zombies will show up I was like come on and so he's like running on to a field he finally got what he thought was clear Shot the zombie and they're like okay, I think oh god and then like four more zombies start running at him He's like oh man. Yeah, you know it's in your fuck. Yeah, I was playing on the Ristis server over the weekend and in chat Mental fusion was like I'm so fucked. I'm so fucked. Oh my god Then like I was walking around it was nighttime

So I couldn't really see it. I was like oh wait There's someone standing on that building over there like how did they person get over there? So like I kind of kind of have to be a dick. I threw a flare at them and it was mental fusion I was like oh my god and then like at the bottom at the base of where he was standing was probably like 40 Zombie He's like, we can do the flare. He's like, now he knows.

He's like, oh my god, he's like, I have every zombie in the fucking game out here. That's so awesome. Do you know what I mean? Flare's dude distract zombies. No, it attracts them. I can't stand. Especially at night.

But that's what I'm saying. If you're running, if the bunch of zombies were chasing you and you lit a flare and threw it, would they? No, they would still go for you, because they could see you. Like if they don't see anything, they probably ample over to the flair.

It seems like they've changed the radius of awareness of the zombies. It's like the T-Rex scene in Jurassic Park, you know. Or you throw the flair and it just stays still. Yeah. And it tastes after the flair. It's ditty-bite. And the Jack-O-Lum runs out. I can't even check-O-Lum.

You know, I said like in the game, and it's nighttime in real life, it's nighttime then. What if like you're playing with someone like in England? Like what happens then? It's server time. Where is the server based? Yeah. Oh, that's not, oh, okay. I'm not sure about that.

That aspect of it either where it's like, I'm not sure I can deal with like, you know, 10 hour or not. Because like people have to work in real life. Yeah, it's actually like 10 hours a day. Yeah, it's like, you know, that's brutal. And we've shifted our time on the server, right?

So like when you play it, it's otherwise you, like you wouldn't be able to play in the evening after we all be playing right now at work. Yeah, so Night would make more sense to me again if you were like able to build a place and start a generator and start a like Trissier something so you could have a place that would be lit up but then it attracts them but maybe You just can't wait the features of our new game. I know. We're just gonna steal all this. We need to like save and probably be like fences and stuff stuff to keep them back. Right.

I mean, it's the one I- It's that buildable, it's that a buildable quality where you could build stuff, it could strike stuff and block stuff. You wanna add Minecraft to daisette. If we could combine Minecraft and daisette into one thing that had a winnable goal. You know, I didn't get Minecraft at first either. And I understand what you're coming from, Ben,

of like, not understanding what the point is. Right, the thing about Minecraft, yeah. that's awesome is that it's so relaxing. Yeah, it is. I could just like zone completely out and just like dig dig dig dig dig. You should see the fucking mine I have. Yeah, yeah, it's a it's fucking crazy. I can't really claustrophobic though and I dig really really deep and then I'm like a fuck I don't know how to get up.

So I just start taking up and I take it while it's so huge you wouldn't you would never be claustrophobic. It's like you're outside. It's an active wire. It's so huge you would never be claustrophobic. It's like you're outside. It's fucking mad. It's like I'm actually going to get some attention. It's so big that I'm about to actually go up a level and then start coming back and I'm going to just zigzag up and the more good it's going to slide.

It's the more I think you're a serial killer. I've mined more cobblestone than anyone else on my friends. It's like I look through the leaderboards and you have the second most. You had like 9,000 blocks. I mean, I have 3,000 more blocks to make. 12,000, that's cobblestone. I don't know, you can check by that. I should be up there.

It's going to be pretty high too. We can build a little castle. You really get 7, I think. I have like 3. I have 3. But not 1,000, just 3. Oh, sorry. Well, you know, that's okay. We don't judge you.

I built up. Not damn. Yeah, I feel like a weird person. Like, people play the game differently. For me, I'm a mole person. I never go on the surface. I go on the surface every now and then to pick to collect wood. But then that's it. Like I run back and forth. I'm the people who adopt it. I never make minds.

I always build houses and structures. And stuff. I can't build anything cool. My whole goal is just to dig. Yeah, to explore underground. I'm built shit. I'm the same way. I look at Joel's stuff. He's made these crazy looking castles and things like that. I'm more of a functionality guy. I told Joel, just tell me where to start the subway. That's all I've done now. In this new server, I haven't built out a room for myself or anything. It's literally on my... This is space just lit up. Yeah, it's like literally. I'm like okay Tell me where to build some way. I just

Okay, guys, I just had an idea for my map I don't know if it's possible, but I'm gonna build this like my mind is did way down at the bedrock Yeah, so I'm gonna build a corkscrew subway system that goes up and connects into my main stuff. See, I did that. Yeah, Jules, or that. Did that, yeah. No, it was terrible.

No, it was awesome. Why was the terrible? I assume it's disorienting when you're doing it because you're constantly turning. Yeah, and it was my server, so it's like it's at least disorienting to me. It's gotta be completely disorienting to other people. And it doesn't look suddenly and it doesn't make sense. It's just sort of like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,. It's just sort of like, no, what else is there? Okay, so I made this corkscrew that way up.

It was like, it was like, my subway tunnels were three wide, so it was like three and then it turns, and it goes like 10, 10, 10, 10, and it keeps working this way up. I was gonna go back through until we lost the server and just like hollow out that center area and put glass on the wall at the inner wall.

So it'd be like this glass tunnel and you could see it as you go up. See, my track burns out your inner and same person and tells you what kind of insane person you are. Like we can see what kind of insane person. Gus, you got to say, I'm not. And Jack is, I go into Pinterest

and look at architecture and in time, yes. And I try and match. Joel has built Pinterest within Minecraft. It's really a mess. What do you, what do you pin, Joel? You can't imagine Joel has built Pinterest within Minecraft Joe, what are you pin Joel? I don't really pin much. I just Look at all the pins. I look at other pens. Do you do you want to do unpin? I don't know I don't know what you do What do you do Pinterest? I just go to Pinterest and I get an architecture

I just look at pictures. You look at pages on it and I try to recreate it in Minecraft Yes, wow it It makes sense. It's Pinterest, like, it's Pinterest the most, like, how do I say this? It's Pinterest the most feminine, all the new, it's like, it's got like 70% women, right? It's like shopping, but without shopping. Like you can go through things and look at clothes.

Okay, so it's like, I thought it was like, should I feel ashamed that I just disclosed the world to know? No, I mean, I don't know. I think it's like, it's saying you've been on Pinterest being like, I'm wearing that except I'm not on that side. It's not zero. Yeah, you're in there.

You're in the bracket. I'm on Pinterest. I think you followed me, right? I think it's not really. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, I did.

I followed you. Yeah, I did. Is anyone tumble? No. No. I think I broke clout. You broke it? I signed up for clout. Because it'll tell you what you're worth or whatever what your clout would be. That's the question.

At the end of the world, you're locked out. You're locked out. You're locked out. It's so like I tried logged in but I logged in using my Twitter or my Facebook. And one of them, it gave me the good one. And then I logged in and then I logged out at one point. And then I logged back in and used the and then I logged back and used the other one and it made a new account where I had nothing.

I was like, I can't get back to the other one now. I can't even bother yourself. I can't even bother yourself. The way Cloud works, you have to log in through either Twitter or Facebook or something else. All right. Yeah, they don't have their own sort of built-in server. I hate that.

It's just right up. It literally is. It's social media people people want to check it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, then. Hi, I'm Ben. You're telling me. Yeah. The cloud is made up?

Yes. Well, not made up. I've been about cloud for a while. I'm surprised that you're getting up. I mean, it's just bulls. We're going to be a couple of miles. Every single one is fucking this good. I'm like, everyone knows this bullshit.

But you also get first on that of it. So I'm like, yeah, if I get excited for you for a while, you get free stuff. Well, what kind of free stuff do you get? Well, I can't do it now, but apparently, if I went to the San Francisco airport, I could go to the President's Lounge or whatever, for one airline.

I can use your cloud to get into President's Lounge. Like, if you had a cloud over 50, I think it is. The most impressive thing I've heard about, the most impressive use of cloud is if you go to Vegas There are certain hotels that ahead of time check your cloud score and if you have a high-division score you automatically get upgraded rooms So you know that's the exact right that's why I sign up for it. Okay, we just think that we're gonna do it. That's why I sign up for it too. Yeah, you know what I mean, but it's like I Mean my class school I think is was 68 at one point. Wow and

I mean, my class school, I think, was 68 at one point. Wow. And, um, the high school could be 100. And, um, I haven't, the only, I've gotten like offers for like, for nothing. Isn't it? I've gotten any offers. It also depends on your location. Like, they were doing something, I think Chevy Volt. Like, if you had a high enough cloud score, you could, they would basically give you a Chevy

Volt for like the weekend. What the fuck? And you could just drive around. Like, isn't it talking about this? This is a follower. I. And you just drive around. This is the base of, like, followers. I hear, like, this is the bubble. This is the bubble. It's the bubble. I'm part of my personality where it's like,

we're gonna give you this for free. And there's part of my personality going, all right, what's this gonna cost me? All right, you're, you're, I actually got something for you the other day. Okay, from it. From Clow. Yeah, I got a, they sent me this giant box filled

with like this instant lip d'antige. It's like a powder in your you're pouring water and mix it Off oh, but no, no, no, here's the deal clouds in that So you can have a lot of people and you talk about your podcast That is the old thing. I was so it was awful So you're talking about that fight. So that's I think you're saying if I got a upgrade at Vegas I'm sure I would enjoy the hill absolutely and I probably was talking about it. Yeah, you know at first I didn't understand why they would give you

your piece of it, but now I totally get it, because you'll have a lot of things. They won't be able to do anything. You have a lot of things. That's the whole point. You have influence. That's what influence is called. You know, comment the word.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Cool. We don't have cloud in Canada. We talked. What is the formula? I want to see their formula. I want to know that formula.

Canada, it's clu-t. You can't. You can't see it. I'm's clu-t. And C. I've done clu-t, that's C. That's C. That's C. Okay, that's all you have. What's the clue?

The clue follow is divided by replies times random. And that's it. That's it. Yeah. So you need. Great. Time for random. Yeah, it's exactly.

I mean, there's some sort of code. Okay. Speaking of Vegas, we need to go to Vegas. We were talking about Vegas the other day. We haven't been in a while. No, we haven't been in a while. I have never been to Vegas. We should all go. We should take everyone from the daisy server.

And we're just not on a daisy day. And we're all bringing pistols. That's not, that's not wonderful. And then all these people's faces. Go to that gun range. Have you been in that gun range? Out in Vegas, the one where you can shoot machine guns. We went there on New Year's day actually

And I was packed with people so we weren't able to get in but I'd love to get we need to go buy guns. I need to go buy guns I own guns. Yeah, I'm gonna go buy let's go let's go back to this podcast. Let's go buy guns John what do you do? Gun for you live in a nice apartment complex like what's gonna happen that you are gonna need a gun when interest rates go up? You mean like then return a normal? What would you not need a gun? Because why would you not need it? What point am I ever gonna need a gun that my life is going to be threatened? I don't think I'm gonna be like we don't need a weapon

I mean like for Joel Joel lives alone no children I don't see any problem with that. He's a responsible adult. There's no reason he should know one Alone no children. I don't see any problem with that. He's a responsible adult. There's no reason he should know one But he just you get to shoot someone The odds are you're more likely to hurt yourself than hurt you know intentionally hurt someone else with a gun. Yeah Yeah, like what do you do? Like you're saying like someone trying to row Joe. He would shoot him sure Is that you go to shoot? Well, yes, you have to understand you're being robbed You could be killed. I mean legal. I don't want it. Sure. Is that a vehicle to shoot someone? Yes, he has to understand that. I think if you're being rough, that's a show. You're gonna be killed him.

It's legal? I don't want it. It's called a castle law. If someone is, if you feel like, if you're at home, you feel like your life's threatened and someone is there trying to harm you, you can kill them. What's the law on like?

If let's say someone breaks into your house and you shoot them in the feet and like keep them there until the police get there, what's the charge on there? No, you shoot their feet so they can't run and you do whatever you want. Well, first of all, you're a hell of a shot. Yeah, you're a look at that.

I don't know. I think you're right. No, like if you basically kidnap them. If you injured them really, really bad, you don't kill them. Don't take them at your house until the police are out. When using a firearm, you should never shoot to injure. If you're shooting someone, you are shooting to kill.

You've never shoot someone to think I'm just gonna hurt them. But like what do you don't want to kill someone but you don't want them to run away? You don't want me to run. So you're saying that you want to be able to kill people? But listen, that's bad. You should kill people. But if it's very important. Not only you stop them, but they think that you're cool. We don't have to stop them. It's like, have a good one. What do you think about this? What do you think about this? Okay.

Do you want me to eat their face or shoot them? I hate to say, what would you rather do? Would you rather that they take your TV? Well, you kill a person. I wouldn't shoot someone for just for robbing. If someone comes into your house, you're trying to harm you. How do you know that? That's the thing, right?

I mean, if somebody's in your house, I mean, you're not going to be like, let's analytically break down. If they're trying to hurt me or take my TV or what, how that means. People go to that, people go to houses just to hurt people. Like, I think they're going to have to take their... People go in and like... I just put some clothes in there. There was something, yeah, home invasion, climbing in the Los Angeles, smashing your

people up. If you heard you heard of invasion tell me more I'm gonna look that up I Do I think about you like this in a world where there's basalts And so many Good point I'm fucking shooting you right in your fucking face I mean if you want to have a weird weird time on YouTube to search for people high on bath salts like they get fucking crazy Or

Salvia yeah, Salvia Salvia is weird though because it hits really hard and then goes away after like two or three minutes Yeah, I think I'm never taking it myself, but like I'm gonna go out and say Danny listeners don't do Salvia No, don't do Tell the young listeners. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do it. Don't do it. But anyway, yeah, but watch idiots on YouTube I can't even watch it. I can't even watch him. No, it's just sort of like it messes with my head a little bit. Yeah, I don't like it I'm like this time you did rock Joe We're the last time about 10 minutes ago What's that tea? That's a tea. It's not the caffeine in there. Your face looks very, uh, no

It's very yellow. It's not your own Vegas last time I was in Vegas. Your face looks very, uh, no. It's very good. I think it's the last time you were in Vegas. Last time I was in Vegas, it's been a long time. I was there a word, right? Oh, yeah, I guess I was there for a pretty good. I don't think you were. It's back in January. Yeah. Now that was weird.

That was like a 24 hour trip. The best thing about that whole trip was after getting the award and then being backstage, the back of the casino. I don't know. That was the best part of it. Yeah, it was like oceans 11 style. It was totally best part of it. It was like Ocean's 11 style. It was totally. That's awesome.

I was like, let's break it. We should have wrote it. We've broken the outer layer. Did you put Monty in one of those push cards and see if you get it? I tried. We blew our chance. My favorite part of that whole thing was Kerry's Journal afterwards. So, I can play his dance.

And every play he's awesome. He's clever, man. He comes up with some funny stuff. He's 21. We should take him to Vegas Let's take care of the one or we should go to Vegas and tell Carrie you can join us if you want send him pictures Yeah, you from Vegas. I would not go before 21 because I think then you would just like ruin it That's what I said you've got a yeah, you've got to be 21 to go that I made a big deal about that Never in the city for us going to go to Vegas. He was going for the war because he was like really

Involved with reverses, the show that was nominated. He was like, he did like, recreation. What would you do? Business is never reason to go. If you like, if you can't drink. It's just like, there's a fate, worse, and death. Yes, it is a fate, worse, and death, more correct. So Ben, you've been back in the US for a little while now.

How many, one week? One week. How many dominoes pizzas have you eaten? I have had three. Three. He's been here. He's only been here How long you're here? I'll say that's what yeah, never mind. I thought you just got here Are you looking to surpass your your record from last last time?

Actually, we've had the same to Brandon last night I'm thinking about throwing around the way these pizzas were should I throw them out? And he was like, give them to me in person the back. Well, we'll eat them So I think what's happening now is that I start the pizza and then Brandon finishes the pizza. That's how our schedule line is. Sharing is caring. Yes. So the other day I went with Chris to Chipotle.

Okay. And so like we were online. I was the first person in line and I think Chris was behind me. So I started, I go through and I pick all my stuff. I get to tacos and I get to the cash register and I turn around and Chris is like telling them what to put in his top in his burrito. Okay. But every time they put something, he goes, no, can I get more? Can I get to the cash register and I turn around and Chris is like telling them what to put in his top in his burrito Okay, but every time they put something goes no, can I get more?

So essentially he got double of everything going down the line and he had this this mountain of like Topping was like from the table to here We're going to put it in The woman was like I think if I rap the fatigue is gonna break because like that's okay So she tries to rap in the tortilla course. It breaks everywhere. breaks every word, cause it's just so over-stuck. So she gets a second tortilla and wraps it a second layer around it. So basically you got two burritos

for paying the price of one, cause you don't have every ingredient, you've got two tortillas, and I was like, what are you gonna do with that fucking thing? I'm gonna eat it for dinner too. I'm gonna eat it for dinner too. And the next day, I was scratching,

the next day I came into work, and at lunch time he was sitting in the fucking break room, still eating the fucking burrito. That's the census episode right? Rehears the giant census. That's the giant census yeah. God but it was massive. If you ever have the chance you should go to Chipotle with Chris to watch him do this

because it's just I've never seen that many ingredients. I can't I can't stand like you know when you're standing there in Chipotle and they put too much deal on the tortilla and like you're seeing they're watching this person try and wrap the burrito and it's not happening Yeah, and you know it's happening and they know it's not happening. I can't keep it Yeah, but he was saying the day by my evolution of American like food dining here when I first came here like I would get I said like When you get to pro league I get tacos right you get free tacos for your order tacos I have also now I can't say water because they don't understand me. I say water with a D and

Three times is not enough. It's not enough. So I have to get six But it's too many would you have to say the Vietnamese restaurant? I have to say don't do it don't you you can't order less than six you can get like four or five? No, no, no, you have to get it. It's only in three So I would order six and then not eat the rest. And I said, this is too many. You said, there's just give you five of them, but not gonna eat six. So I'm getting better. My stomach is adapting to American. Last week's the first day you were in the office. I took it at your portfolio. Yes. You got six. I got three.

We brought him back to the office. Before I was done eating my three, he was already finished with his six. I'm not gonna not. I was gonna do nine. I was like halfway through my third and he was already done with six I was like what the fuck you know what fuck it? I'm gonna do nine today. Are you like a snake? You don't chew you just like to catch your jaw and just like slide it down Stim your stomach That has happened with the M&M's like something I've just followed down But then has a two pound bag of M&M's on his desk right now. I think it's bigger than two pounds

I wonder how many people have stole Eminem's only cut out. I don't think that's the only cut out. Or is it the only cut out? I know two other people who stole Eminem's for real. It's like the old communal trail mix bag we had at the old office. It is. Disgusting. I don't know.

I don't know. I'm just imagining that. It's really bad because everyone would just try and pick out the chocolate. And throw it back whatever you want to talk about. That's why you get a bag of M&Ms from Ben. And then you got exactly chocolate. The other day I was in the annex and I was getting ready to leave and come back here

to the main building and Brandon was like, oh, hey, I have this cold medicine that Kathleen wants because she has a cold. Can you take this over to her? And he's trying to like put, just pills in my hand. Oh! And I was like, I'm not gonna carry pills in my fucking hand brand.

That's gonna go into my mouth. Yeah, I had to go get a plastic cup and I was like, here pour them in here and I'll go take them across to the new building. He's like, what's wrong with carrying them in your hand? I was like, I'm about to go in your body. It's fucking gross.

She's already got a cold. There's no reason to make her more sick. You know what, you don't have to sweat in there as well. No. Have we talked about Joe the Cat and him getting packages now? No, we haven't. Oh, so someone mailed Joe the Cat, a box of cat toys, and also this cat tree. It's like a serious cat tree.

How tall is it, do you think? I think Chris looked it up on the site where they bought it from. It's like 150 bucks. Jesus Christ, but I gave it a day of it. I think he assembled it, but yeah, I think Joe the cat loves it, right? He's getting more gifts than I am. Yeah, he's a... The packages all came in and addressed to Joe Cat. Yeah, Joe Cat Joe the cat loves it right? He's getting more gifts than I am. Yeah, he's a cat. The packages all came in and dressed to Joe Cat.

Yeah, Joe Cat. This is awesome. So, do we get a note from whoever said that? Like, it was some random fan loves cats. There's no note, no name, no nothing. I'll probably say, like, I took the box over to the annex, thing weighed like 60 pounds, like, like, it was heavy.

And so, I took it over there and then like, we cut it open and Joe immediately ran over to it. So, I don't know if it's infused with catnip or something like he knew something was up with that box Since Joe always pees on branded stuff I told Brandon that he's just start pissing on that Canter Just go over and make Joe watch and be like there that's what you get Maybe Joe or the cat dreaming

Monkey tower, sorry Yeah Wait, so Joe's been peeing on random stuff? Oh yeah, he pees on branded backpack, slap-pops case, behind his computer. So what value does Joe bring to that office? He just pees on stuff, that's what he does. He upsets Brandon, that's the thing. He upsets Brandon, that's the thing.

I'm just hearing how upset Brandon is over here. He's cute to us in the main building when we go over there, for like five or ten minutes and then leave. You have to go over there. Joe the cat, Joe the cat. What if you had like a real coworker who just like, that's what they did? They came to your desk and peed on your desk. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no We do not we but do we even talk about sponsored chat? And we even know we have a new feature on the website for sponsors for people can chat

I haven't I haven't been on this week and you jump back in there. It's awesome Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's it's an improvement over our previous how do you love depukated chat system? I access it go to roostee.com slash chat. Yeah, if you're a sponsor or anybody can see all the different channels that are there But if you're a sponsor you can join and check them out That was pretty cool. We talked about it like on Monday, I made it on Tuesday, finished it on Wednesday, launched it on Thursday. Yeah, that was a good week. Can you give a day's end chat?

There is actually, there is a day's end chat, there's a, you know, achievement hunter chat, there's everything. And people that everything is set for both. People who are staff can embed videos in our chat as well. Even some of that, how many? Yeah, I kept every now and then, I'll people I'm a bit the dubstep hipster cat I'm like blaring music so like I'll in the channel for this is your one warning check the volume I don't know I get like oh my god. I just did a spit take

This is why I don't have to go invisible because like as soon as I see a gust come in the room get out of it Can your speakers down I love how there's always people in that chat though There's always I could go in at 4 in the morning and like just like just just like just like just like just like just like just for our live streams. Yeah, we embedded a Twitch stream of us in the conference room last week. We did. We opened up some fan letters and that was amazing. That was amazing. That was amazing. It was amazing, like how many spelling mistakes are in those letters. And like you were saying as well, they were so badly written, like the address.

Was the wrong address. And it was like, it's still got to us. It's still got to us. And ours didn't go. It did not even come to the correct office. It went to our fulfillment house. Yeah. It has to get. And ours didn't go. It did not even come to the correct office. It went to our fulfillment house. Yeah.

It has to get rerouted over here. So I'm a bit cautious to say, you know, it should be a regular feature of the fulfillment house letters. It'll just start sending stuff on purpose. It'll be like, fan mail, hour or something. Yeah, you're surprised by the misspelling. You clearly don't get email from our fans.

Yeah. That's why I haven a good old hidden folder. We do, I mean, we get job requests all the time. And so it's like just going through those, that there's some painful ones. There's a bunch of job requests as well. It's really painful. I feel like maybe we should put together a fact

or like a helpful guidelines for people who are submitting job requests. Yeah, not just here, anywhere. There is, isn't there? I'm sorry, I can't. But like, you know, things like, you know, check your spelling. One of the things that I find most frequently is I, things like, you know, check your spelling.

One of the things that I find most frequently is I, one of my pet peeves was when people attach a resume and it's just called resume.doc. It's like, I've got 70 documents called resume.doc. Like put your name in there, put a date, you know, some more identifying information, and double check the spelling. So often I just see like, I love playing video games

can I work for you? Is that, that's, is that your hire? Yes! Set. When do you stop? Yeah, I had some fun with the sponsor chat this weekend. I did a stream of attempting to bake cupcakes. I was cooking with Barbara.

Yeah. And it was really fun. You know, I saw that and I thought about setting up a rival room. Like the best mother fucking cupcakes. You still got it! I didn't have all the ingredients I knew that I was going to go out But yeah, I had about 70 people in there or so and yeah, yeah, I've got cakes turned out pretty good Who are they? They're in my apartment. Why are they not here? I could go get one. We should eat. We'll take up cakes

They are like coconut pineapple Malibu Roasted cakes with a cream cheese tropical with cream cheese cream cheese frosting. Hello with cream cheese. Run with tropical with cream cheese? Cream cheese pasta. And there's RUMCAKE. Hello. Did you have that RUMCAKE that carried RUMCAKE? I have.

So our receptionist Kara came back from Jamaica and she got one. I'm sorry to say RUMCAKE. It's RUMCAKE. Is it still there? It is. I think there might be some there. See you then. Goodbye.

But yeah, the animators came on that thing like Vulture's man. If food hits the kitchen, they are on it. Yeah, it's for you. I think Matt bought some Oreos for the office the other day. I think the Oreos were in the kitchen for like 10 minutes before you were gone. There was, there was, there was my favorite cookies too. Yeah, I had to like fight, I had to like elbow my way around the bag and like get a couple. Bernie once made a tortilla soup next door and I think in nine minutes it was gone. Yeah. It was all the anime was just flocked over there and ate it and by the time Kathleen

got there was complete. We should start putting all the anime was just flocked over there and ate it. And by the time Kathleen got there was completely. We should start putting up a lot of people here now. We do. When you get food or anything like that, you have to make sure you get it in bulk to feed everyone. I saw someone today that I'd never seen before. I mean, you're like, we can freeze that. But I wear in my office and then someone walked in and was like, hey, how do I send

this email, blah, blah, blah. I was like, oh, I do this. And then you walked out and then it was like, who the was that. I thought that was a fan visiting. That happened the other day actually I think I think Gabby I was Gavin so Gavin answered the door and there was a guy and he was like oh hey and he's like okay he's like yeah come on and sit down and he's like all right and then Gavin just went back to the Chief Hunter office. Didn't tell anyone and so Gavin just walked and like let this guy in had and sit down and say, all right. And then Gavin just went back to the Chief Hunter office. Didn't tell anyone. And so Gavin just walked in, let this guy in, had him sit down

and just walked past the Chief Hunter office. And then I came into work, like maybe 15 minutes later, the guy was sitting in the front, I was like, who's that guy? And Gavin's like, I don't know, he's came in. It's like, what? What? And then Gavin's like,

then I think Michael or some of us was like, oh, I think we have a new animator starting today. And I'm like, is that the guy? And Gavin's like, oh my God. No, it's not. So I was like, hey man, what's your name? He's like, oh, I'm here, I'm starting this for my first day at work.

Okay, hang on, let me go get Kathleen. And so like, I took the enormous effort of going upstairs. And the guy, I mean, the guy literally sat there for like, this is how many 18 employees they sit alone for like four hours. And a brand new employee sat there for literally 20 minutes. And he kept sitting there unless I'd have done

something for him. That's fucking fun. I was like, God, you fucker! He's like in a... It's like a scene from a fight club where you have to like stand in the doorstep. Two days, you have to really, really want to animate. Yeah. That's how it works. Don't start a doorstep for two days, when you're like, no.

I was like, should I start a USB thumb drive? Because it might be in Stephen Modostov. We should also... Should we mention now, I don't know if you want to cut this one out, but should we mention now that we are closing our office the week before and after RTX. Before and after. So ready close. No tours.

No tours at all, no fans or anything like that. Sorry, we're just crazy busy prepping for it. We're also going to have like thousands of people in town who know about Rooster Geek when we cannot accommodate. So we would love to meet everyone and we will meet everyone at our TX Center. We have our TX please. We'll all be over there. And so we want to be a work. We'll be at our TX please. We'll all be over there. And so we won't be at work. We'll be at our TX. Right, exactly.

And speaking of our TX, ticket sales and this week online, do you think the second is the last day you could buy your ticket off? Friday. What time? Have we said a time? Probably midnight, I guess. Do we want to go that late? I don't know. I don't know.

I think I have to turn it off automatically. Oh, okay. Can we turn it off automatically? I don't know. If it's manual, then buy it now. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, we can. Okay, so yeah, we just turned off manually. Can we turn it off automatically? I don't know. If it's manual, then by the way, I don't know that. Yeah, yeah, we can. OK, so yeah, we just went to the decision. We'll make an announcement on time.

Hey, before, and before, by ticket see head for. Shut up. No, we're eyes on them. I would just pull my yesterday. And the guy has to have a hard time wrapping my burrito. And while he's wrapping my burrito, he goes, by the way, has Gus worked out my ticket situation yet for our day.

I see. I'm absolutely positive with the serious. It's a putt lay on Stasney. The guy was wrapped in my ring. I just looked up and he goes, so he's wrapped my ring. It's got a Gus. So I don't know. Did you get his name? That's a bit, that's a bit, oh, good.

Come see. I was like, I don't know that's Gus's department. Was it the one over here? Or one of the last name? Yeah, I'll have to go over there. Yeah, what's up, fucker? New burrito. New, these fun, like people are coming out of the woodworks

now. So my brother-in-law is He works at the city around rock up in North Austin in his boss His like his bosses kids were in the office one day and they knew he the kind of like video game stuff So they came up to this and they said hey, do you know what this thing called RTX? It's gonna happen next month and he's like as a matter of fact My brother-in-law happens to work for his treat. And so these kids started freaking out That's so cool. That's so cool. Anyway, the other day I was, this weekend on Sunday I was down at Cooper's in New Bronfold. Nice.

And I was like, I finished up, my barbecue was with family and throwing the stuff away again, ready to walk out. And this little kid like kind of walks in for behind and goes, excuse me. And I turn around like this little 10 year old kid like in a baseball uniform. I was like, yeah, yes. Are you, is your name Gus? Are you from Rooster Team? And I was I was like oh my god I instantly felt bad for every bad word I've ever said that's just a fan of their life and I was like yes you're a child of a big fan I was like oh it's good to meet you don't watch our stuff yeah we're gonna figure a way to clamp down on that stuff how are you gonna do that I felt so guilty and then you walked back to like the table with this family and his father was like oh was, was that him? Oh, my god,

get out of here. Oh my god. Is that the guy who talked to the F-word? Is that the one? It's like, can we met at New York Comic Con who he was like a French kid and his dad was like, talking about rage quit and he's like, yes, yes, yes, yeah, that's him, yeah, that's him, yeah, that's him, yeah, that's him, yeah, that's him. Dude, it looks so, uh, my girlfriend listened to last week's podcast and she's like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes get a habit in our state like something's gonna happen. Anything you're not, of course. Yeah, it's a lot of embarrassing. Everything will. Hopefully our fans will be respectful and not raging dooshes, but I have a feeling that there will be one or two raging dooshes.

A few years flying around, don't flutton. Just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, I'll say if you throw a shoot, I'm keeping it. That's it. I will destroy it. But in front of the face. I honestly don't think you have to worry, because I've been

to so many events with the Rooster Community that, like they're the most respectful group of people. Like everyone's like representing Rooster T. You hear that? Rooster T thought he is. You are respectful. Even at last, RTX, I think the security people were just like, man, like such large group of people,

you guys are really respectful and kind to each other and everyone's friends and it's awesome. So I'm not that worried. Let's go under Daisy. There's no one I believe this year so don't worry about that. But so yes please do your respectful of everyone and everything. I can't believe it's so so. Dude that's like yeah. Just just think about what you think. Two weeks two and a half. Jesus Christ. It's like you can't see gray roots coming out. Oh my God. I've aged like five years in the last six months. Yeah. Your life expectancyiencies come down. Yeah, so it's in two weeks two and a half weeks two weeks from this weekend

Yeah, two weeks from this weekend so man almost three weeks from now, but not only that like I know like Barbara and I we go So we're like we have rcx that weekend and then the next Wednesday we leave on Tuesday We want to go to set up on Wednesday. Oh God. So So then we go to Comic Con. So it's like working RTX. That's like Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Yeah, and then go to then go to come. Who's going to Comic Con? Do we know? I don't know if the top.

Well me and Jack, we definitely going. Yeah, I'm going. I'm actually bringing my girlfriend to you. So it's very interesting. Monty's going, Kathleen's going, Shannon's going, Jen Brown's going, oh geez, you got to. First people. It's like six or seven or eight of us.

I don't know. Yeah, it's a lot of. Got it, got it. Hey, did you get borrow me from people. It's like six or seven or eight of us. I don't know. Yeah, it's a lot of people. God, he got you. Hey, did you get the email I sent you last night about Berks? Yes. So I looked up the Ermager girl. Yeah, it was pretty good. You three.

I guess there's an entry for her on, you know, your meme. And someone posted the actual regular picture of her. Yeah, she's hot. And she's not, I was always afraid about that meme that there was something wrong with her and I was laughing at someone. But no, she's totally normal. She's hot. She's not. I was always afraid about that meme that there was something wrong with her and I was laughing at someone, but no, she's totally normal. She's hot. So I'm going to laugh at that meme. The picture I saw is that Rimmer Gurd on hot. I'm a good person. Well, that's like the I can count to potato girl. You heard about that. I mean, that's because I was thinking of, yeah, did you hear about that one, Barbara I did not so there's there's a meme or it's a girl Us a special challenge girl and it says I can count to potato and so no, but he's been on the internet for like a long time

It's one of the like an original meme. It's been around for a while. Okay, so I guess finally someone pointed it out to her parents And so now her parents like came out me this huge deal about it and like drug her out there like yeah We showed her all these things and she's so mad. It's like, what's your, what do you do that? And so now, shelter your kid from that man. And so now there's an updated photo with her and her mom. And it's like, well, that's new meme. And so now it's, you know, just making it worse.

Why would you do that? This means that I really enjoy. I love benevolent bro Bernie. I love that. But he's totally scumbag Bernie. I've been meaning to make a talk about it. Oh, love benevolent bro Bernie. I love that. But he's totally scumbag Bernie. I haven't meaning to make a to talk about it. Oh, he's saying about that. He fucking left to the other side of the world for like three weeks and he left his truck

park in the best part of the office. Yeah, I actually I could move it. Move it. Move it. Move it. It's like right in front of the door. He's not even in Bernie's defense. He's too bad.

In Bernie's defense, he did feel bad that that I was driving driving him and Gavin to the airport and we were leaving the park. So he's in the defense. Oh, he's in the defense. Oh, he's in the defense. He's in the defense. He's in the defense. In his defense, he didn't feel bad. I mean, just in case you're wondering about that, can we talk about that?

Let's go park it behind the warehouse next door. Like, let's go park it in the field. Can we do that? Let's go park it in the old immersion field. Oh, fine, please. Yeah. So, anyway, yeah, we do that? Let's go park it in the old immersion field. I'll find a place. Yeah. So, anyway, yeah, we should move that damn truck. Because it's huge too. It's funny seeing his car next to Matt's car, because Matt's car is so like...

I'm not that scared. It's really dinky. It's like the complete opposite of cars next to each other. It's always really funny to see them keep you. It's modest. It is. So anyway, you should move that truck. Okay. Move that truck. Move that truck.

Where can we move it to? Where can we move the emergency field? I'll just move it to the back of the truck. Let's light it on fire and see how far we can drive it down the road before it turns off. Or we can put it in the abandoned oil place next door to it. It's been there for three years. We can park it in the Starbucks parking lot taking up four spaces. That's true. And then whenever you get to get someone, someone will jump out from behind the bushes and eat his face. Amazing.

Oh, come on, circle. I'm gonna put cream cheese on it as well. It's a little bit like a little bit. It's like, you're supposed to. It's like, you're supposed to. Man, I've been on a big bagel and cream cheese kick lately. That's so good.

That's my airport food. I always get bagel and cream cheese on a mirror board. Have you had Einstein's bagels? I did not know about those until I moved here because I think it's an American thing. Man, those are good bagels. You can their collachy, like they have like big sausage collachies on their shoulders. I have not. They have good breakfast stuff though. Yeah they have weird hours. They're open like 6 a.m. to 2 p.m. or something like that. Yeah well I guess it's like lunch and breakfast so they don't really want to be open late. Hey did you

see that announcement from Microsoft? Like was it last night? Yeah, the new surface. Surface. Yeah, yeah. I didn't, I didn't only solve it, there was a surface, but I didn't, I don't know what was so just gone to the restaurant. It's like, it's a tablet or there's two different versions of it, both of which were in Windows 8, one of which is on the ARM processor and the other with and uses a next 86 processor.

How big is it? I want to say off the top of my head, 10.2 inches, maybe 10.4. And the coolest part about it, I don't know, I can't judge it until I see it. I thought the iPad was stupid until I held one for the first time. But the iPod too, right? Right. Well, the coolest thing about the Surface was that the cover when you opened it, you could use it as a keyboard. Like there was a keyboard in there. Yeah, that was pretty neat. It folds out and it's like stand to. Yeah, but the weird thing is like,

so then is it trying to, like again, I don't know, like is it trying to be a tablet or is it trying to be a laptop? I think this is what they're trying to say, is like it's sort of a little of both. Like it's more powerful than a tablet, but it's not a laptop. But then the problem is that it makes me think of the old tablet PCs,

which kind of tried to do the same thing years ago But it failed at doing either. Yeah, so isn't also supposed to be really light and I mean yeah, this is like two pounds This is the picture I saw it. It's no no no, no, that's that's surface. That's the old Microsoft surface. Oh, yeah, look go back I was right. That's the one you see like Casinos and and hotels and things like that No, this one's like a natural tablet. It looks pretty good. Yeah, that's it But I mean at this point, I don't know if anybody really buys into any other tablet, other than the iPad. Well, you know, you never know. I mean, you know, I don't even know the tablets for like this HP star tablets. The good thing about Apple products like that is you pick it up

and you instantly know how to use it. With all these other devices, it's like you have to kind of work your way around to figure out how to do things. Yeah, not that much crazy about this Windows 8 interface either. Yeah, I haven't used it yet again. It's like one of those things I see pictures of and I'm like, I don't know how that would work, but then maybe when I pick it up, it's like, oh, okay, we'll just make sense. I'm hearing, you know, somewhat positive things about it actually. Yeah, so a lot of people are curious about it. I want to definitely check it out.

Do you know when it's coming out or anything? I don't know in a second. I read a pretty interesting article the other day about when they launched the iPhone, Steve Jobs said it was five years ahead of its time and it has been five years and the iPhone really hasn't changed. I read that article as well and that article was actually way off base. I thought you think so because if you the people forget the iPhone that launch is not the same iPhone that you use now.

The iPhone that launch didn't have an app store It was very restricted You know the use of older network. There's a lot of things that have evolved. It's been an evolution It looks the same. Yeah, and it has the same overall interface and I was it wasn't even called iOS Yeah, and there are so many changes that have gone on no one remembers that that first iPhone sucked I hated the I thought the first iPhone was cool for the touchscreen Yeah, but I didn't buy one, I didn't get it. Really?

And then it's not until the app store came out and there was more functionality that I found jumped on board. Yes, true, that's true. That's true. Basically, I need a vehicle to play Daisy on. You cannot do it on the start of the day. You can't?

No. I think it would be powerful enough. So do we have any friends at Alienware or Dell? Oh, right. Someone that wants to send us some piece of music. Someone that would like to sponsor the podcast. The thing is though, I don't think I can get a tower anymore. It's like I have to get laptop. You sure you fill up, Types?

I play easy on my laptop. Are you doing your bootcamp? Yeah. It works, okay? It works. I don't even know how to buy bootcamp on here, Stuy. Yeah, I play, what else do I play? I think I...

I'll play some other stuff. I play a lot of steam stuff on my window stuff. Do you have a a problem backing up stuff to your your time machine with bootcamp on your laptop? No problem. I see the wheels turning in Joel's head. I mean I had bootcamp on here I don't know if I still have it anymore. We might have taken it off. How do I check? I do have to reboot and hold on option Reboot can check can you see if there's another hard drive? I see there is but it may not we may not have anything Oh, okay. Yeah, have you just see if there's another hard drive? I see there is, but it may not, we may not have anything. Oh, okay. Have you ever seen going back to the phones? Have you seen that picture of when they compare phones

from like the early 2000s to now? And it's like now they're all square with the touch screen. They're all black. And before they're all like flip phones, and like really colorful and shiny and everything. It's fine to see how that evolved. Yeah, they look totally different. Yeah, I remember, I mean, I see what happened.

Way back in the day, when mobile phone first came out, my dad got one and it was like you had to mount it to your car. Yeah, like, yeah, like it was like, you know, physically bolted to the car and that's like, and Tana's in the back. My dad's car still has that. It doesn't work, but it's still in there. Yeah. And whenever someone gets in that car, they're just like, fuck. Yeah, that network doesn't even exist anymore in the United States. Wow, the old analog, super old analog cellular network. Or so you, so they're like daddy's name.

They turned it off, they reclaim that spectrum. Oh, did they? Yeah. Damn it, reclaiming spectrum. That's not cool. But yeah, that's not fun. It sucks so much. But it was cool, you could like,

I'm in a car, don't I? I know. Whoa. Yeah, I know. What it is about, apparently, my dad has the same thing where he's got cutting edge technology from 15 years ago.

In his car or whatever, like with the laptop mounted in this end, the other thing is just like, this is not, this is embarrassing. This is, this has to take the time. You should get, have him get one of those new cars that has like the never, like all the internet and able stuff built into it. And he has, he has that, you know, it's like, my parents spent too much money. How is Google Maps not developed a in-car system yet? Like built into the dashboard of a car,

like I think I'll fix. Actually, the new Toyota Intune system, which is a new navigation, actually uses Bing Maps. Oh yeah. And you can, this part, they're not paying us to say this, but that's gonna be like a free-flowing conversation. These Bing Maps, and it also have other apps as well. I believe you can do a stream Pandora over it, and it uses the Internet connectivity

from your phone. Oh wow. It appears over Bluetooth and Tether, and pulls all the data down through your phone. It's funny because how fast technology moves and how slow cars are to keep up with it. Yeah, but I mean, if we get to down in a car and be like, okay, I'm gonna go from here to here. It shouldn't be that. What's the traffic look like?

And it's like boom, you know, built in traffic. It's like, already don't take that route. And my big fear is always that what if you don't have that connectivity? Like what if you're in a scary sketchy area? And like, almost in your phone doesn't have data and you're fuck, you don't know how to get out. I'll have a CD backup or something. Yeah, or you don't do something about that.

Or basically, you just have it like, it's constantly downloading and this will save it locally once it Or basically, it's constantly downloading, and this will save it locally once it's downloaded. Yeah, my car used to have like a traffic, like I have it has a satellite radio in it, and you can pay extra for traffic updates that'll overlay real time on the map. So I had a free trial whenever it's fun to work.

It worked in quotations, but all the data, I felt was like two hours old. Right, so that's a problem. I feel like I can never trust it. Yeah, so I don't pay for it. So it's like in the trial, it was always old data. Yeah, there was traffic there, but it's gone out or now there's traffic here that it hasn't detected. It may not be there yet. I'm not sure. Yeah. How do you think that stuff is detected anyway? Do they have like just certain cars that I don't know. Marked or something? I don't know. I think in the new Maps application that Apple is going to be

bundling in iOS 6, that it sources data from iPhones that have opted in. So it detects the speed of which iPhones are moving and where they're moving and knows if there's traffic or not. That's crazy. I think Android does already with Google Maps, but I'm not bothered. That's how it's not great. That's like just, yeah, this is the The Place yeah, the same only humans here then they will stop It's like just head towards a giant stamping machine. We don't know why Yeah, have you guys seen Prometheus yet? I'm I'm not you know

I wish Prometheus with you guys yeah, and we watched the Alamo Yes, and I don't have a good history with Alamo food and there's a certain scene in that movie that is like pretty rough. Yeah, but like what was happening to the person where they were having pain was the exact same place I was having pain. But it was like I had my pain that I was having was so acute. I was getting like tunnel vision and breaking into a thing like I was like, Joel was sitting next to me. I thought he was dying. I couldn't probably was that I didn't even register there was my stuff. I was sitting on a treaty glasses. He was like standing still looking at the ground. I was like, oh my god. I thought I was gonna die. I thought I was gonna

stumble down the stairs. I must have had like some sort of alert like it felt like a allergic reaction or something. I thought I was gonna fucking die. I missed a really crucial point in that movie because I was so concerned. I was sitting there and after seeing them thinking to myself, well I'm feeling a allergic reaction or something. I thought I was gonna fucking die. I missed a really crucial point in that movie because I was so concerned. I was sitting there. And after seeing them thinking to myself, well, I'm dying in the movie theater. So my choices are,

I can just sit here and die in the movie theater or I can try and leave and make a dime to lobby or whatever because I'm more convenient. It's like, it's like, you know, when the dog goes up to the woods by itself because it's like wants to just be you know, die alone. What was that feeling?

It was like right after that scene, it's like at the same time as I was dying and I was dying. I was like, I could tell. I was like, I had two thoughts in my brain. One, I'm dying. And the second thought was, God damn it, if I stand up and walk out of the theater now, it's going to look like I was freaked out by the scene It's like I can't have that so I'm just gonna sit here and die a little bit longer. It sure if I'm stumbling I'm stumbling down and I'm I'm on my way out. I'm just like oh god

I just got to sit down somewhere or whatever and I need to go on sure enough like one of the movie employees is like Yeah, that seems pretty rough I'm not sure enough like one of the movie employees is like, yeah, that seems pretty rough, huh? I'm like, I'm like, pussy, I'm like, yeah, that's pretty rough. That scene was really rough. I was squirming a little, I had to cover my eyes.

I was squirming, but I wasn't dying. Yeah, yeah. So, I got anyone here seeing it? I have not. I have not. Yes, and I have not. I really want to. I just, I can't see a movie the first couple of weeks of town, because I can't deal

with crowds. No, yeah, I'm the same, I'm the same way. Reserves seating at the Allen and Drafthouse, probably the best thing ever. Yeah, but it's still crowded. Well, yeah, but... No, not problem is not the lack of seating. Our problem is the fucking crowd. I like going to movie.

And the chairs need to be bigger. A full audience. If the chairs were bigger, it would be a problem. No, I want an empty audience with a giant chair. I want one giant chair. I just did it. It's just for me. I mostly agree with you. I most sometimes decide to have an audience like, I want one giant chair. I'm just kidding. It's just for me. I mostly agree with you.

I most sometimes decide to have an audience, like, they're a comedy or whatever, yeah. But it's like, I listen. Because I get mad sometimes, like, they laughed at that. Like, it's stupid. Or I'll laugh at something and they'll know what else. I'm like, oh, come on.

Really? Yeah. When I went to it, I've never seen like Alien or anything like that. But the people I went to with had, and like every few minutes movie, like, sneering like, what was it? So, oh, obviously that's a reference or something I don't get that

that was the worst. If you haven't seen Alien you should see it with people that haven't seen it. Is it a ruined experience if you see it with people that have? Yeah. That's a that's a thing it's been so long now I mean I wonder how much percentage of the audience have it seen? I mean I was in a life I think it was 77.7778 long time ago. It's like we won live. That's an Alien Star Wars game on the same year. I think so. Yeah, that's cool Crazy right? I got it up now. Yeah, it's 77 or 78. It's right around there. The Gourney Weaver doesn't look that young though She looks like she's a how does the Gourney Weaver? She's old up there. She would have been like The 8 the movie time. She's probably in her 60s at this point. I think so. Yeah. Yeah, I think so

She looks great. She looks great. Alien with 79. Joel was more correct than me. I could see her 60. I think that looks okay. I guess that makes sense. She is turning 63 this year. She's currently 62. Wow. You know what baffles my mind? What Barbara? I can't get William Shatter. How old do you think William Shatter old he is 90 He's like in his late 80s. Late 80s. Wow Could you like that that blows my fucking life? It's just like to Clark where it's just like you look great Fun I'm old over there. Did Clark have a stroke a few years ago. He didn't look so great after that They have a little Hollywood like magic to make them look young and exciting. He could be in his late 50s that guy

Yeah, yeah, from his late 50s that guy yeah yeah from late 80s he's almost 90s he's 81 oh okay whatever still is he's in his 80s yeah no mean that when you look at the commercials the price on commercials he doesn't look 80 no not at all my grandfather's in her 80s and she does not look that good he's like what you got your white they don't worry she 90 she's 90 I think or at least close. He's had sort, he must have had some sort of thing. He's had to have something. Yeah, she's 90. Well, when you're in space, you know, you don't age as quick.

So that explains the problem. Got a Jennifer's name. Yeah, you're not fighting gravity. Couldn't hear either of them scream. Look at that. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, screaming ages you. Well, I'm really bummed out that you guys haven't seen it

because I'd love to talk about that movie. I know, I have mixed emotions about that movie. At first, I was not very impressed. But the more I think about it, the more I want to see it again, and like analyze it a little bit more. I think I'm a mess of that, actually. I would like to see it again, because I missed like, plot.3 through plot.

I did. What's going on? When you were sick, and I was like, you missed the scary part. Well, I'm, hey, hey, hey, I've got an idea. I've got an idea. What's that? Let's play hooky.

After the podcast, you just go to the theater over here, and watch it. Let's do it. I bet there's no crowd probably not I'm not gonna play that on your face again. He's not really deep. It's not I'm not gonna find you We have a thing we have meeting we can fit it in. We should look up time time I had a whole rant. I was gonna go on about the reserve seating thing also, uh-huh because it's like Amongst the group of people in office

It doesn't it doesn't work if everyone gets reserved seating separately because it defeats the point because you're trying to sit together, but we're so disorganized. It's like, we're just by, we're going to go, we know that we're going to go see a movie on this day at this time, but the net's about it. Well, you know what happened back then. It's like I want to have a conversation with some dude over seats, which is not what you want to do.

I was going to tell you which seat to reserve, and then you booked your ticket without consulting you. Could you not just ask me, my goal? Did you see how she tripped around that? You don't listen to her. You do not return text messages. You are a fool. I was driving! No, no, no.

This is a miracle. You call. If you're driving a new call. Of course. We call the movie when everyone comes out. If you're driving you call them. Yeah. You would call, I was trying to get, I was trying to get Bob really. I don't know if you're driving you cold and, yeah, you got, you would call someone on your phone while you're driving.

Yeah, well, you can do that. Yeah, you can. That's an eagle in English. Well, it's a distraction. Guns are illegal in England too. Yeah, they killed people. All right, that's it, you're out. Anyway, that's what I was saying.

And this guy. Michael Lindsay, myself and Gavin, bought tickets to Prometheus. We had reserve seats all together. And Joel is like, oh, you're gonna SuperMetius says like yeah, he's like I want to come. I was like okay, we have reserved seating and Then I was he's like did you buy your ticket already? I was like yes, we have reserved seating and he's like okay, I bought my ticket Are you not gonna ask us if we were sitting or what's he? I don't think it went down like that. I think she's making up so even if you told Joel where you were sitting

He would buy it to get away from you. What a minute of the time right here. What showed your version, Joel? I can't really remember. So that's the version on right here. I'm pretty sure she's making up stuff. Could you not just like turn up though and then just put them there?

Like do you have to put them in advance? No. Well, they're gonna probably sell out. Yeah. Like they don't reserve seating for, I think they stopped doing reserve seating after a certain amount of time. You have a couple choices.

You could show up in my ticket there. You could buy a ticket in advance. That's not reserve seating after a certain amount of time. You have a couple choices. You could show up in my ticket there. You could buy a ticket in advance that's not reserve seating or reserve seat. So you have three options. And like the reserve seats are like the second to the last row. And you know, they're not the ideal seats. They're not the greatest seats. It's 3D. It was a 3D movie.

So sitting a little bit further back is a little easier on the eyes. Am I the only person here who loves 3D. I love 3D. I hate 3D. Oh, look at the company you're in. So congratulations Joel. You're right. You read that.

You idiot over there. 3D. I don't watch a movie. I know it's, but it won't be an English film. I'm not going to. I find it doesn't add anything. Like the amount of money extra it is, I find it's not worth it. Yeah, but they'll come down.

I think like generally, it's way more massive to me. I think, okay, what about this? What if you could buy glasses and just keep them and then you don't have to pay extra for 3d movie They keep changing formats, right? I've got real D3D clip-ons. I can wear on my glasses. Yeah, that's that someone sent me I don't remember who it was someone who listens to podcasts. Thank you so much It doesn't always I mean some of those like you had those 3d glasses That you got from but no matter whatever and like we went to the Avatar or whatever and like they didn't work. Yeah, there's a couple different standards So like the iMacs has its own version and I think the only other one left is real D at this point

There was a good one. There's a beta max by setting better for some reason didn't catch more expensive Instead of I go to you can keep your glasses, but no to it's just a pain the ass. I'm not you know I'm not that but it's like I hear it here. I'm just glasses. He had a pair of 3d glasses. They were awesome Yeah, some glasses that were yeah, they were nice. I was saying it wouldn't necessarily match the format of the But I'm saying like the whole idea of like 3d is like they charge you more because you have to pay to get like rent the glasses Yeah, so it's like, you know, what if people bring your own? Like don't charge me another $4. But what happens? Isn't that down that you pay for the glasses?

What do you go for your own? It's not more, is it? Yeah, it is. They do the cost of tickets is the same. Whether or not you have glasses. No, they're not going to discount that. But what happens to this glasses? They set them up in like clean emers.

They set them up to this clean em. Well, I listen, like you get them and they're lit in the little bag or whatever. And it's just like, they send them off to the clean em. Well, I listen, like, you get them and they're lind the little bag or whatever and it's just like, what's come on? What's come on? You get on an airplane and they give you that fucking disease blanket. All right, listen, I have enough things in my life. They've been, they've been, they've been, they've been, they've just rewrap that in a plastic bag and give that to you. Once you start going down the road of like, ooh, there are germs on this. It's everywhere. Yeah. Oh,, oh yeah, it's like there's a fine line. I felt fine about air and yeah

We're all surviving perfectly well. It's fine Your blood was even scared is the fucking pillows people could be drooling on that shit and that's like That's way worse. I mean I. You know the name wash them? No, they don't. I know they don't. Of course they do, because the airlines have no fucking mind. Yeah, between every flight, you think they're like, okay, time to take the dirty blankets off and put the clean ones on the sink.

This is why we don't think about this stuff, because it's just nicer being naive to all things business. Do you know what the most disgusting part of a hotel room is? Like, I can take a good guess at the fish. No, I guess I'll probably get it. It's probably the remote. It's the TV remote. The TV remote is the most germ-invested thing in it. I could take a good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, keyboard. Keyboards are like supposedly more German-fested than toilets. Apparently the toilet is one of the premier surfaces in your house. Keyboards are fucking filthy. Thank you for how much food you eat. I mean I'm gonna have to like get myself like a hazmat so the rest of my fucking blog will mind now. It's okay you survived this long. No it's not a

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