Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #172

Episode Date: June 27, 2012

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Check it out at Bing.com. I'll spend more time doing winky face. Wink. That's seamlessly worked in like the lyrics of that song. Seemingly artfully done. That was Pascal on the rescue website. Thank you, Pascal. An exercise in subtlety and artistry. Who knew that? That tap tapestry music and culture I think that I don't remember now but I think that Pascal user is in Ireland so who knew that the Irish were were capable of such musical feats yes we are more people always lose their accents when they sing you think so I can say a good tell there I noticed

British people do that like the Spice Girls can't tell you the rich that Adele no you can't tell no No, there's something weird about their voice still. I guess it's weird. Like, if you think about the Beatles, it sounds... Well, the Beatles, I think, you could tell more. They were really high in from England. That's different. We're not really high early on.

Like, what about early Beatles? Like, I want to hold your hand. It's hard to say. What about, let's smoke this newbie together? They're big hit. I know, let's, let's song. And also, we got this on your set. When you say bang, you say bang.

Yeah, I do. You're working to get the G-Bang. What's funny is when we did the first Bing ad, or before we recorded the podcast, the first Bing ad, Bernie was like, oh, this is going to be great. I can't wait to hear you say Bing, because I know you. I always stress that G, I was like, you asked for it. You just like to punch the G-Bang. Wait, how do you say it?

Always trying to punch the G-Bang. How do you say it? I always trying to punch the G. How do you say it? I don't want to talk about it now I'm gonna have to see I'm used to an I see it thing everything. Yeah, me too. So you're saying being one Go ahead. Yeah, I'm saying it being good. Huh? What? He likes it say one one one one One you like one I'll say one. Yeah, one. You won the game a one. What would you not say one? How do you say? I know it's not one. Oh, and one. One. One. One. The game. Yeah. No, that's not regular. It's not the number one. They think one. Well, that is true because no word in English language sound the exact same. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate the concession jack. Thank you, Jack. Thank you Jack.

Can see the company. I don't think he did. I think he was being like I'm going to the store and I'm going or I you know About I won the store or I And when I count I go one two will three four You don't go one two You gotta hit that W. You don't go one, two, three, on, boom. So this week, if you haven't been able to tell, we've got Jack, Barbara, Joel, and Gus. I'm a sa... Sitting in the Ristief hot cast.

Gus, how am I excited to argue for RTX next weekend? No, no, no, no. Yeah, next weekend. Next weekend, next weekend. Next weekend in Austin, Texas. I just threw up a little bit. We sold out our ticket sales are now closed. We were hoping to have extras to sell at the door, but in the last minute rush, we realized

we sold the perfect amount and we can sell no more. There will be no tickets available at the door. So, can I go in front of the convention center and take tickets I have and like, oh, dude, we can scout tickets. Oh, there's no tickets. Dude, how much do you think of VIP badge or staff badge? Can I go in front of a convention center and like take tickets I have and like I'll do we get scalped I'll scout tickets Dude, how much do you think of VIP badge be your earth or staff badge? Oh, how much I'm a bad I'm totally so my staff badge someone Grand for that and that'd be enough to fly Vegas the patch doesn't grant you anything a grand

Well, no, I don't tell them that The special secret room. Yes, the special secret room. It's in the basement. That's not sure. It's like they're quite great. So the special secret room. Yes, the special secret room. It's in the basement. It's a place. The album. Yeah, man. Yeah, it's it's crazy man. It's it's on top of us. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not yeah, we've put a lot of hard work into it now. It's gonna be it's gonna be great. I hope so. I'm not yeah we've put a lot hard work into it now it's just like it's it's you know we have now now now we're in the face where we have these super long logistic meetings. Yeah. I was explaining this to someone the other day. It's

like that's rough. It's like okay we're gonna put a table here okay where how many feet away from here I'm gonna feel away from there okay where we're gonna run the power cables we're gonna drill a hole in the table okay how big is the hole okay where do we get the drill where Where does the drill plug in? Who's going to do the drill? No, it's what time is the person gonna do this? This is honestly no exaggeration. Yeah, it's true. I mean, it's just what color is the table? What colors the drape around the table? What are we gonna do about the sawdust after we drill? It's like every single little detail now is like being hammered out logistics meeting on Friday. I think for what three hours

Yeah, it was and that was just going over Thursday and Friday. I was there too. How's it? Yeah, and thanks for that. How's the achievement? I was looking. It's actually been pretty good, man. We, we lined it up yesterday.

That's the meeting I was talking about where we're like, we're like, where's the table? We're going to go. Where the cable's going to go. Do I explain a little bit about the achievement or land? Sure, we can talk about it. So the achievement or land is going to be sort of a lead back area of RTX. It's gonna be a place where you can come play some games. We're gonna have setups with,

we're gonna have what, if you see a dance, we're gonna, well, we're gonna dance central. We're gonna have to connect setups for that. I can't participate in that. I will not, but I'm sure Miles will probably jump over and dance. We know people love that crap, so. That crap.

Well, I'm not a big dance, dancing is crap for me. But anyway, we're going to have a Halo setup for before Halo Machine setup playing, playing, playing horse maps that I'm working on getting some cool horse maps. We're going to have a Minecraft pod of four Minecraft machines set up that we're going to basically have the whole game set up just to run for the whole weekend. And then we'll probably make a video showing off what the final, you you have like a Minecraft for people like the kill each other. You should have that's our let's place. You should have Gavin show up in disguise and start fucking up the stuff people are making like you show up with that giant giant beard but Bernie

bought and then I can tell if you're losing weight or if your beard is getting bigger. That's getting bigger. Like the perspective is all off. I can't tell what's happening. It makes you look smaller compared to us. Yeah, that's good. I need to make my beer huge. And what else we're going to have? We're going to have some trials evolution there. So we're going to have some trials evolution machines

to play. And we're also having two machines set on the impossible game because we love that game. So you'll have achievement hunter personalities there. Yeah, throughout the weekend. We're going to play in games. We're going to be rotating in and out. So you'll be looking for us at the achievement hunter area the achievement hunter lounge area

So say you go to the achievement hunter you go to the team hunter booth and there's a big lot of people Okay, we need to play games okay, and then the people who are playing the games go jack jack jack play the game with us Mm-hmm, and then you have that moment where it's like okay Am I gonna cut in for all these people and like play the game because the fans want to play the game Or am I not going to cut see I usually I'll jump in for a minute or two But I don't stay I don't play video games for a long time on show floors like that. That's a real like dilemma for me Oh, genuinely guilty because I don't want to cut you You just want to play Halo 4 the whole weekend don't you?

I'm trying to work it in. Well, if I just stand there for three hours, do you think that would be cool? Yeah, the staff badge lets you get in early. So technically, you could be in the booth when the door opens. You know you can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it.

You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You just want to play Halo 4 the whole weekend, don't you? I'm trying to work it in.

Well, if I just stand there for three hours, do you think that would be cool? Yeah, the staff badge lets you get in early got to wake up at like seven in the morning or no we got a six in the morning like six more on Saturday because we're gonna they're gonna let us on a radio again. Yeah, and we're gonna broadcast from the convention floor in the morning. Yeah, we're gonna go to floor for two hour from like eight to ten. Yeah, so okay, so we get to start setting up. Have you thought about the hole in the table? Who's gonna tell the hole in the table? So, they're gonna have a crew. They're gonna have a guy there. Like the radio people would be like, Jeff, grow up, grow up the hole in the table. He's like, that's my job.

They're gonna have it all together. They're gonna be a good professional. As Joel just said, we're gonna be on ESPN radio again, 104.9 here in Austin, Texas. And we're gonna be broadcasting before the show floor is open. So if you're out in the line waiting to get inside, you can listen to Joel and I.

They have a booth. They have a booth and they're gonna be be on the show floor and we're broadcasting from eight till 10 which means the show floor will open while we're on the air so you can come and watch it. It's very different because it's like the first hour is going to be like hey and they're going to open the doors and then people are going to just I don't know what's going to happen. It's going to be chaos. It's going to be chaos. Yeah, it's really fun. They must really like you on the radio. Because they always have you guys back. We go on there and they say talk about sports.

We go, we'll fucking, we'll talk about sports. Nallu, we'll talk about sports. We're gonna tell you who's gonna win and we're right. That's true. We talked about we said the heat we're gonna win the championship that you had to put on the championship. Yeah, I love it. You predicted that the best team in the NBA

was gonna win the championship. We didn't know. We were game seven of the Eastern Conference finals. So before game seven, whether we're taking on Boston, people were like, where are they on Boston? Good win. It's like Boston, I can win. No, Boston's not gonna win that.

It's like, sometimes you need perspective, or just like, you just sit back and look. It's like, that's not gonna happen. No. Anyway, so that's gonna be a lot of fun. That's gonna be cool. People could like, listen to you guys on the radio while they're waiting outside the convention hall.

Exactly, so if you have your, I know they stream, I don't know if you can stream onto an iPhone or anything like that. Like, if you go to uspnostin.com, you can find out more information on that. Well, nerve stuff stick your beard Have you tried I haven't tried There's a dart over there. You know I'm sure I could put one in like wedge it in I don't know if you could shoot it in and get it stuck but I could definitely place it in where you put the water down your beard Oh, yeah, like that was beautiful. It's fucking the water fall of The darts are fucking everywhere. We get yelled at because cameras get knocked around and then everyone's wondering like

Why are cameras getting knocked around? It's like the walk-up cameras if you walk in the back to the animators They immediately start throwing darts at you. It's like well shit. There's stuff flying around this room What do you want the cameras getting hit? Yeah, and then we get yelled at Don't touch me. I don't feel bad. I don't feel bad like animators can throw darts man. I feel bad about that at all. Yeah, like that's fine like you're evading the space It's just nature. Yeah, they're nest But why the fuck are the darts in here? Why are there darts in the achievement? They're good. They're good. Throw. Yeah They're like Tom hop missiles. It's like a wanted movie You know like you hear about the Tom Hock missile?

Like during the first Gulf War, there were Tom Hock missile warriors trying to round just like Tom Hock missiles just like following the road like a buck out. Yeah. That's gotta be daunting. So that's pretty impressive that they can do that. Yeah, that's pretty impressive.

They've great aim with those things. Tom Hock, I feel like you used to always hear about the Tom Hock missile back then like 20 years ago. Now you never hear about it anymore No, you never it's like that's a friend like well I think it was like a million dollars a missile. Yeah, and there's something like it's between half a million and a million dollars a Missile then early 90s a million dollars a shot They did like fire it from a ship and it would like go hundreds of miles and like precisely hit a target

I mean the amount of technology that's like we're, we're gonna put a bunch of really high end technology in this thing and then things are doing a bunch of carnival things and it's gonna explode. Well, it's like a cool firework. I mean, that's America, right? We're gonna take technology that is too expensive for anything, and then we're gonna blow it up. Well, it's actually the missile itself cost about $20,000,

but then they stuff it with gold. So that's what makes it so expensive. It makes it heavy and they gotta add more fuel. There you expensive. It makes it pay me and they got an ad bar fuel. There you go. It's a vicious cycle. It's a vicious cycle. Speaking of America, I could spend my first birthday July in America.

Oh yeah. This coming now. You're supposed to hit 106 today. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah. I'm gonna just. Yeah, it's the time of year where we're gonna just bitch about like, let's be like,

let's be gonna be like, oh, you think this is bad? Remember last year? I'm in between a couple. I'm just a funny comparison between, I like it. The heat, the glizz, and the cold. It's a strange satisfaction

because it's like watching so many new, come in and suffer. It's like, ah. It's like, you're getting pleasure out of it. It's like watching the DMV and you have to sit in the line forever and you wait for three hours and you get the headline and you look at that sucker behind you. Look at you.

You asshole. It's like, I was sitting that line. You suck. It literally feels like I'm walking into a hair dryer that's turned on. Oh, yeah. You know when you're hurt, well, you guys don't hurt. You're a girl. You like hair dryers?

You do. You're a girl with little hair dryers all over your face. But where's this when you like walk out and you can feel like the sun hitting your skin. Like a punch. Yeah, honestly feel like I got tan already. The worst part of it is when you get in your car. Like you get sick your car. It's like a sauna.

Yeah, it's so. I, my car, I was in a small wreck last week. Hey, so my car took some damage. It's getting repair. So I've been having to drive this other car for the last week. Yeah, I was wondering who that was. This other car is not as nice as my car. My car has these solar powered fans so that when it's hot, it vents the hot air out so

the inside of my car never gets hot. Genius. I forgot how hot a real car gets. It's like you get in there and It's like you have that conversation with yourself for it's like Am I gonna start driving now? No or am I way through the steering wheel to cool down? Yeah, and I'm always like mom just gonna go for it It's like I can't I

The remote EC start so like five years before I leave I turned the AC on No, okay, I saw a video online that showed how to cool your car off. And what you're supposed to do is roll down your passenger window and then open your driver's door like 10 times and close it. Let's break this door. Let's break this door through the car. That would make me hot. That would make that extra process.

You walk up to your car. You roll down one window. You then walk around to the other side of the car, open the door and close the door repeatedly. Or you have a car that has power windows and you open your driver's door, roll down the passenger window and then open and shut the driver door. See now, do that process make you harder? That's what I said. Not really. Why don't you just go in turn on the air conditioning and wait like 30 seconds until it cools down? And inside the car. Yeah, and also you look ridiculous.

Like the guy in the parking lot like what's that guy doing? He's trying to make his car fly. He's like clapping the car wheels. It's like is that how you start this new Japanese car? It also was a delorean. That's the eco friendly version of cars ever. Did you see the will I am, Delorean? No. Like, so will I am is making a new line of cars, and he's made a car that's basically a future Delorean, or even more future Delorean, I guess.

You know, I'm not sure that I want the black, anyone's black I've piece in charge of making any stylistic choices for anything. Well, they may be sharing. Amazing, super-bullying, that time, sure. I'm pretty sure. I should point out that. I should point show. I'm pretty sure. I should stop being weird. Jump suits with the things sticking out of it. They're modern. What do you not modern? Do you like those crazy future cars? Like the Nissan Cube? Like the one that has that window that can wrap around the back corner? It's

not for me, but I appreciate that someone is doing something different with a car. That's my philosophy. It's like, we have to go through that in order to get to the cool future cars. Is it different? Is it? Yeah. I mean, the thing they're doing with that specifically that I think is interesting is the asymmetrical design. Yeah.

That's the big thing with that window going across. I always love the idea of like Japanese engineers sitting in a room somewhere trying to figure out what the American consumer wants Yeah, you know, they just don't quite understand, you know, or they're just like they're doing a pretty good job So they're just this is the family fun mobile It's like the it's like the When BMW didn't you know they had a we went through a pair where they didn't put enough cup holders in their car and Americans bitch and now you get in with being the only this fucking cup holders everywhere.

That's like cup holders coming out of the dashboard. And you know what they used to have in the early 90s, they had a the timing belt. Was it they got rid of the belt and had a chain right? And apparently that fucking thing works so good that they got rid of it because a chain doesn't break. You don't have to change the timing belt. If it's chain. Yeah, I think nothing would last forever. And it's a way to change it. It's cheaper to put a belt in and they can when. Yeah, I think the thing would last forever.

And it's a way to change it. It's cheaper to put a belt in. And when it breaks, they can sell you a new belt. If you put a chain in, it works forever. It's a weird thing because like, in other countries, like, or a lot of things, it's like, they're gonna make a product. And the product is good.

In America, you make a company and the company is good. Because the company is a machine that makes money. They're gonna have to make money. We're just like, you make a company and the company is good because the company is a machine that makes money. They're gonna have to make money. We're just like, you know, that engineered... Yes, it's a term I'm looking for. You're like, I'm doing a screwdriver. You're panting my finger screwdriver. I don't know why.

This is the company. This is the money. Or you're starting a car, I'm not sure which one you're doing. In January, I'm screwing. I was doing the door motion. Oh, so... You're trying to cool your car down. So, I don't know if you had a chance to take a look at this jack, but I'm going to stick

away here. Okay. We, you know, one of our sponsors this week is this Game Minder app, which is on the iPhone from Handel-Abra. Yeah. And just came out on Android as well. And it's a pretty cool app. I saw it for the first time at Pax East,

and it is basically a calendar app that lets you know about upcoming release dates for games, and lets you specify which platforms you want to be notified of, and then it reminds you when those games are coming up, like at one day, when we've, when month intervals. That's actually, that would actually help me with my work. It's pretty cool. It's really it's really help everyone here with their work. Yeah, um, since your minders and stuff, like it's pretty cool. Yeah, as the upcoming games, you can click on your search and she's like it shows within a week, within a month, a year, all upcoming games. You can even sort by like developer genre, publisher. It's that's awesome. It's super. It's called game minder game minder. Um, game dot minder. Hopefully there's something in that that will help explain the ARMA 2 titling.

The ARMA 2 titling? Like, what was the first one? Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. ARMA 1, the fire foot. No, that was an operation flashpoint. Operation flashpoint. Yeah. You have the word ARMA in it all. We need the app to help us. I'm looking it up actually. So, handle ARMA is going to be our cats, right? Yes, they will be. I see arm a three on here

I guess this the app tracks games that are coming out and it says arm a three tba somewhere of 2012 So I don't they don't have a release date. It's arm a three just gonna be daisy They don't hurt that they're incorporating it, but Last plug if you have an iPhone or this starting this week an Android device, you should check it out. It's pretty cool But yeah, I heard that the the the devs of Armour hired the daisy Modders to work internally. It's also now they're building the arm of three engine with better capabilities to accommodate daisy That's that's awesome. Yeah, so it's pretty neat

One of the one of the guys who works on the mod, who was one of the creators, sent me a tweet the other day. It's like, oh, just heard the podcast. Love that you guys are plugging the game. It's like, that's so weird. That is very, that is very, very rare. How many monitors working on the game, do you know? I don't know.

I think the guy talked to, I was named Michael, and I know there's another one, like the most high profile one. I think his name is Rocket. Rocket is one by the internet. But yeah, I mean, that game is so much fun. We have four servers now that we play on that are constantly full. Yeah, it's really.

I still haven't got a chance to play. Yeah. You know, we change our names to something more like, like there's the notch and then the rocket. And it's just like, you're just like Gus. Yeah, well, you need to change it to like. Well, you know, I feel like that's a holdover just like Gus. Yeah, well you change it to like. Well, you know,

I feel like that's a that's a hold-over from like the old days on internet when everyone used pseudonyms. Yeah. Like even when we used to do ugly internet and drunk gamers, we did. That's why Bernie used to be Busbee. Uh-huh. And Jeff was G-Funk. Yeah, that was always just Gus. So you're ahead of your time. Yeah. Jold, did he ever have a pseudonym? Yeah, it's terrible. It's just my gamer tag. What about you, Jack? Did you ever have a handle? My first handle I used back when I was in my dial update. Yeah, when I was in eighth grade with my giant beard. The beard you need, you're gonna have a... No, my first nickname I went by was Crash.

Because I loved hackers, and Crash Override is one of the main characters of the movie and so I shorted it to Crash. And what else have I gone by? And I like you know crash override is one of the main characters of the movie and so I shorted to crash and What else have I gone by I won't buy trivia DJ for a while Which was a There was I was there was an IRC chat channel. I would go to and We would do like trivia stuff like trivia nights like movie trivia and I would usually just like change my name to a trivia DJ and then I would ask questions of people and people send me messages of questions and I'd ask it for all room Didn't know the answer to the question or you're allowed to ask it? I would ask questions of people and people would send me messages of questions and I'd ask them for a whole room.

Did you know the answer to the question, are you allowed to ask it? No. So you had to know all of them. You're a legitimate trivia guy. Yeah, I love trivia. I'm a big trivia guy. Came to us with a Geeksie drink. Geeksie drink.

We're throwing out of Inodartx. Could be Saturday night, eat till something. Where's the just guys put on a great show at the convention center. Oh, it is yeah Yeah, how many people are allowed to I think the I think the gates of drink wanted to keep it at about 200 So I think that it'd be two hundred and twelve people that are be allowed to compete there somewhere around there It's tables of six I believe yeah, and so the way it's gonna work is it basically is going to be a first-come-first-served type deal We were not where we were thinking about doing like teams like you sign up in advance But I don't like that because I don't like the idea of people not showing up Like yeah, you cause a lot of chaos. Yeah, if you want to play you get there

And you get there early and get your team together and grab a table and then boom. Yeah, fill up the room And if you don't have a team you can just show up and yeah, yeah, I just join the people exactly exactly Yeah, so hold up an LFG sign But yeah, let's just put on a great show. Yeah, That's gonna be a lot of fun. LF 5M trivia contest. Are they also heroic? Oh, there's sort of like geeky face questions. It's gonna be Internet and Mr. Keith Beams based on Jesus. Yeah. I mean it's gonna be across the board

But there's gonna be a Rooster Teeth like you know whole category and some other stuff. I'm gonna have a chance of winning this. You should come. I'm gonna be there. I can't we can't participate if it's based on. Well, no, I mean you can'm gonna Be there I'm gonna be helping out with the show and stuff. Well, I'm gonna ask a question. You're gonna shout out the answer I know that I know it. I know it. No, there's like you know, there's quiz masters So I'm gonna I'm gonna help out with that and see what I can do I'll be fine and that's mine. I can't my can I stuff is there a prizes? Sociedim I think so I don't know if we really talk about that, but we can, we can, we'll figure out something. Yeah, we'll get some, we'll get prizes for. A $5 dessert ticket to certificate for the wrist-cheese toller.

Yeah. In anything, it's like bragging rights. Yeah. You're the winning team. Maybe, uh, maybe I'll buy drinks for the winning team if you're of age. Those are secondary, like a secondary contest for whoever drinks the most. Yeah. We get second place.

No. People have been asking about age limits for that. I believe there are no image limits, but again, you have to be 21 to 9. If you're under 21, you're a geek who drinks soda. Yeah, and obviously no underage drinking and the commission center. You'll know that's will be booted out as quick as possible. That is illegal and against the rules. So we should also like speaking of rule type stuff. So we mentioned this last week, but we should probably mention it again Rooster teeth our office is closed the week before and after our We'll be we'll be spending too much time with the convention center. This is the last week. I'll actually be in the office Oh, yeah almost all of next week. I'll be at the convention center

Can hang out with you. Yeah, I'll show you like secret passages. I was now in the secret innards of the convention center I know everything about the secret passages. I was in the out of the secret innards of the Convention Center. I know everything about the Convention Center now. I know where every door goes. I've been everywhere in that fucking building. This is good. I have advantages for other conventions that take place there. The backways and all that stuff. Getting into the catwalks.

Are the catwalks? No, there are not any catwalks in this Convention Center. The cool thing about this Convention Center, and this probably only people who are exhibitors who care about this, is that there are no support pillars on the exhibit floor. Oh wow. Like it's all unobstructed, which is awesome. How do they run electricity on there?

Is it like a subfloor? Yeah, there's really more. There's pockets cut into the floor, and everything, all the power and data is run through the pockets and the floor. Oh, awesome. Yeah, so that's good. I mean, you'd think they'd think that one through probably, right?

Yeah, you know, you'd think. It's a nice convention center. There's also, yeah, there's also like plumbing and water run through the pockets as well. So if you wanted a water fountain in your booth, you could get, if you wanted a toilet in your booth, you could probably get that. Wait, it might be too small for a toilet. You could probably get a sink. I want next year, I want a booth that just has a toilet.

It might be a number one toilet only They might have you accommodate producers don't tell me a 64 Good, yeah, but uh, but yes, yeah, so we our office will be shut down to the public next week and the week after So yeah, our toilets will be open. We still love you, but please come to RTX could be a lot of fun. Yeah, meet us there That's where we'll be yeah, we're all gonna be there, so It's gonna be crazy to put ladies ticket situation worked out. I don't know. I forgot about that I hope I did if he emailed or whatever. It's been taken care of so I mean I went to Starbucks yesterday and I'm seeing it way from my drink and some dude next to me is like yeah, I'm glad they found and moved it Fuck a trailer. It's like I guess he was

Listening to the podcast and It was like, it was a total stranger or whatever. And it was like another guy. And it's just, I had to watch, I take back everything I said in the last podcast. Wait, what trailer do you want? He was bitching about that. I was taking up like three spaces. Oh, okay. He was like, yeah, I was like, you want to eat his face? Okay. See, that was God damn that was see There's something terrible happen there and what what the terrible thing that happened? Joe in dark last week I'm always nervous like now like you said like I came up to you at Starbucks right and so I'm about able to try I'm always nervous to do anything in public now

Because I'm afraid like what if this is embarrassing like what if something embarrassing happens and someone recognize me like what if I'm buying Preparation each at the fucking pharmacy and they're like Oh, have already the Gus, huh? You're gonna talk about this on the podcast You're like really? Like it's already bad enough to pharmacy. I go to the pharmacist You know watch this Rooster Teaks stuff so I'm like, hey, I'm here to pick up my stomach medicine site I'm dying. Oh, hey, you need the stuff for Rooster Teaks huh? Like yeah, I guess I thought people were watching me before.

All this happened. So now this is not... It's really weird. Actually, I guess. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Yeah, and I walk in and I immediately take a right to go to the pharmacy if something we think about it And I didn't see but right there's like a little wall right there and as soon as I take that right to go to the pharmacy Fucking Billy is sitting there The relay the one leg and homeless guy. Oh, yeah, this is other fucking leg still He still has it. He still has that leg And I was like oh my god, and he's like he like looked at me started trying to he did obviously didn't recognize

We're just trying to talk to him again, and I just do nope Did he ask where your boss was? That was that whatever I was boss. He was in an animal adventure. He was one of the early ones. Yeah Yeah, and I fucking ran into him again. Jesus. Well, he's still alive. That's good. I still got one leg So now the coincidence is happening to you Wasn't it a coincidence it's just weird to run into him. I thought about that guy forever. Man, I got spotted at a movie this past week.

I went and saw Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, which I really do like. Is that based on the true story? It is. Absolutely. And when I walked outside like this, I used to rest from my came out and there was a fan there and he was huge.

He was like, 6'8", this big dude. I'm like that. Yeah, he was a big guy. And he like, I think his brother and his family, like they were all just giants, huge people. But very friendly. To come from the hills. No.

So it had been a while since I've been spotted in public, so it was nice. It was cool. So if you're just, they're fans. Cool. Shout out. If I'm six eight or anywhere in that neighborhood and I'm a big guy, I am just gonna go work out all the time

And then I'm gonna go play football or what the fuck ever yeah, and I'm gonna make millions of millions of dollars and it's gonna be great I'll get on that. I mean, so when you start doing that, if you're like if you're like a big like a big super big guy I'm not big. I'm like six one. Yeah small, but it's like if you're a big dude It's like I wonder if they had like a weird sense of like, so when like a guilt or like, oh I should have like once they once you get old enough to realize how bad life sucks. Yeah. You're like, I should have just learned to kick them all. So when, seriously, I choose, once you're like a teenager and you start experiencing that growth birth, you're like, oh shit, I need to start working out. Yeah. I can, I can parlay this into millions of dollars. A lot of it to me when I was a kid, I was 5 foot 9 by the 7th grade, so everyone's like, you got to play basketball. You started working out? I'm starting playing basketball and I played basketball for six years. $1.00. A lot of it to me when I was a kid. I was 5'9", by the 7th grade, so everyone's like, you got to play basketball.

You started working out? I started playing basketball, and I played basketball for 6 years. Because I was tall, I got pushed into it. I did not know that. I did. If you're a junior high or elementary school, keep hitting that tail. And no matter what, this is because they need to know that they need to get to, but if you're in that, say you're derailed me.

If you're passionate, I won't bet. that if you're not allowed to get it out Sorry, so I was as tall as I am now when I was in eighth grade like the summer between seventh and eighth grade I got this tall cheese. So at the start of eighth grade I was this tall the fucking basketball coach at my junior high would come to my house every day Actually worked on me like I can't please like no, no, no, you've got to sign up Just come on and go down and you didn't I should have and won't be your excuse Oh, that was a big fucking nerd that's my excuse That's excuse if you're in elementary school in junior high and you're young you're listening to this right now

And I don't care what size you are go out to a fucking field Get a fucking ball and kick that thing between two trees. Yeah, balls. Keep doing that, keep kicking that f-ing ball. Just don't stop kicking the ball. Because even if you're not big, you know, you'll be a little kicker. And being a little kicker is way, way, way. Just way better than being in real life. Just kick all the balls and see which one sticks the best. It just feels right. It does not. Yeah, just keep kicking.

Yeah, just not soccer. No testicles. Other than that, go for it. Kick those balls, kids. It's sort of like the weird thing if you have a little kid, and it's like, like those parents who were like two rough on them, and sports or whatever. And it's like, I guess the other, I'm totally derailed at it, but you're gonna say something, weren't you? No, no, no.

Have you noticed how much ESPN has been pushing soccer lately? Like, I don't know if you watch ESPN at home, guess. You actually secretly enjoy sports, right? I do. Yeah. Yeah. And they have a funny, fucking love soccer. Do you really? Yes.

The thing that is great about soccer, especially nowadays right here now, is as an American watching soccer, is you're really hoping for the soccer riot to break out, right? That's what we all want. I think I'm very excited. I think it's too lazy to soccer out, right? That's what we all want. I think I'm very excited. I think it's like, it's too lazy to soccer right though. That's a lot of rioting. Well, no, it's like, the Greek, Greek, Greek's plan, Germany, in a term we call the heroes, how ironic is that?

Yeah. And it's just like, well, this is great. This is, you're going to murder each other. This is just to watch, it's just, it's a pattern came. I feel like soccer has the highest ratio of like, nothing happening, but the most excitement. Well, that's, that's like the, it's like the counterbalance. It's like you wait for that goal, but what happens? Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm fucking into the world. It's like soccer. I don't know why you don't like rugby.

Or something more. I think I would like rugby. I just there's no easy way for me to watch it. And like it's hard to get started. Like soccer. I've been watching for a long time. So that's fine. I'll go out of my way to watch a soccer game. Rugby there's no easy access for me, so I can't get started like soccer. I've been watching for a long time So that's fine. I'll go out of my way to watch a soccer game rugby. There's no easy access for me So I can't get started on it. It's true. We're just not trying hard. I'd love to watch Aussie rules football too But I feel like those are such different sports rugby and soccer like that those are not really yeah, but they're still sports I watch them. I mean do you watch hockey? No, I'm not really in a hockey. I'm also not really in a basketball in my mind There's no sport other than hockey. I'm really you played fucking basketball for six years Barbara. I don't like watching basketball But here's the problem with basketball is it nobody nobody could figure out what is a foul? What's not a foul?

I know no It depends who peep the Rick more it makes it it's like there was that 60 minutes interview with the with the corrupt NBA referee Yeah, who's like yeah, I was cheating. I was fixing games I was calling it. Yeah, I was doing this for years. It's just like oh well, okay This is the one guy they caught me. I guess there's no one else It's just like you know you know it's out there. You know it's corrupt You know it's easy to fix you watch games. There's calls that don't make sense It's like and it's just like that guy just appears. It's like okay, whatever. Don't don't look at that guy Don't take that. That's any subjective thing in any sport. Like, I mean, it's true.

I mean, we're at a point now, like, especially like baseball. Like Joel, you've gotten me into baseball now after, you know, he's a huge ranger fan and now I'm like, okay, I'll start watching some games. But like, strike zones, how come strike zones can be like laser judged or something like that? We have the technology and it's like, you know, they have to be. Yeah, and like, so we have a consistent strike zone for every player because it really is an up going up. Sorry, is it, you know, they have to be yeah, and like just so we have a consistent strike zone for every player because it's an up going

Sorry, you know, they don't know these guys. I mean, they totally should yeah, they won't do it under the guise of tradition Yeah, that's true, but screw it Technology we can improve it and like you know what don't touch it at like lower levels like you know Like if you want to play, you know, like T-ball sure find to keep it everything exact same up to like college No, the T-ball, it's sure fine to keep everything exact same up to college. No, the T-ball kids must buy the laser guidance system. At the time of Huck Mistle, but the point where it becomes a professional sport, it really needs to be.

Like, you need to have professional technology. When you are paying athletes, millions of dollars to play a game, you should invest in waste and proof of the rules. The reason why we like sports is because it's action not words and it's not perception based. If you hit that line and you didn't hit that line, yeah, and it's just like it should be that way. You know you get to solve this problem. Watch hockey. Laser is good solve all of these problems.

But then you get subjective, you know, like anytime you have subjectiveness and you know because of a ref that it just takes away from something. When we were going to get the thing on the radio, somebody on Facebook was like, I dare you to incorporate sports, video games, and financial stuff into one thing. I'm sure. Did you do it? Yeah, like Kurt Schilling's video game company in the paper. Oh, man, what's that? Like that week he did that for me.

He bankrupted his company and now he was like the state like millions and millions of dollars funding their game was actually pretty good the kingdom of armor or whatever it was actually pretty Yeah, it was really well received really well reviewed, but I guess I don't know how to get yeah It's been up for a while, but is it on the 360? Yeah, but they just got it So they released the game and they went bankrupt? Mm-hmm That's too bad and nobody bought the game. It's good. I think that is I think they got in debt. So they released the game and they went bankrupt. Mm-hmm. That's too bad. And nobody bought the game It's good. I think that is I think they got in debt trying to like make the game and then it's like it didn't sell as well As they needed it so as they were negotiating

the rights for the sequel and They were gonna look into secure money from a publisher Uh-huh, but then like the the accusation out of Kurt Schilling says is the governor of Rhode Island said made statements about the financial Standing of his company so the publisher then got nervous and pulled out of the deal. So he didn't get his money and studio closed. That's a ugly situation. So I get the feeling that he may file some kind of suit against the governor or the state for talking about the finances of his company and screwing his deal and making a studio close. Man, that sounds like a whole ugly situation right there.

Yeah. Yeah. I heard that he like a whole other situation right there. Yeah, yeah. I think I heard that he's, he put all of his personal money into it and he's tapped supposedly, which is sad, it's awful. Really? Yeah.

God, this is huge, man. Can he sell one of those? Supposedly, I mean, according to the books, he put like $50 million out of pocket. Jesus, into the company. Can he sell one of his bloody socks for a couple million dollars? World Series. I forgot you did that.

I'm jealous people who would buy it. I think it's in the baseball hall of fame, as a matter of fact. That's sad. And kind of gross. Kind of. Okay, I got something I want to say here. I want to say thanks to Bing.com for support of this podcast. Bing.

So you know, we're heading out to Pax in Seattle at the end of August, like we do all the time. And one of the things I do here at Rstreet is I have to plan our travel. So you can go to Bing.com to plan trip and I can tell you the Bing planning, Bing.com slash travel is like the best way to buy a plane ticket. We'll talk more about that in a second. Yeah. They're not paying you to say that. That's a big personal belief. So you go to Bing.com to plan the trip. You can just interest Seattle, click search, and check through the results.

It pulls up your flight selector and price predictor, which tells you which predicts if the price of your ticket is going to go up or down and it advises you whether or not to buy or to wait, which is awesome. We'll talk more about that. I just thought it stop mumbling. So as I've been saying over the past few weeks,

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for making my travel decision for Seattle easier. So check out Bing, try connecting your Bing account to Facebook and see how it brings together topx we can share. So thanks again to Bing for supporting Ristutie. That's awesome. So you're a big fan of their travel searching. I'm a big fan.

Oh, this is off the sheet. This is off the sheet. And I mean, if anyone has an expert on traveling, it's, it's you know, that, that, that site they have that being got CompSize travel, you can enter, you like various cities, you can do multi city, you need to do very standard stuff for any, that any travel site will do. But what they do is they search the prices on the airline site,

they search the prices on travel sites like Orbit's travelosity, Expedia, and then they'll show you the price difference for all of them and then you can pick which site you want to book through. No, cool. It also has that price predictor which tells you if the price is going to go up or down and the percentage chance that it'll go up or down. I love those things. That is crazy.

It's really a fucking phenomenal service. I wonder what some, you know, mathematical formulas as well. As I find some of that stuff. I've heard an mathematical formulas is behind some of that stuff. I've heard an interview with the guy who developed that system. I guess he did not work for Microsoft. He was just developing this. He was just collecting decades of flight data and prices and was just trending it all himself. And then Microsoft found out about it and bought his company

just to acquire all that data and that trending. And then incorporated it into the price predictor. That's cool I love dudes like that. We're just sort of like I mean, it's like either genius IPO guy or is he in his basement? Just like tracking all He's gonna build the mother of all spreadsheets Information rich. Where's one place you want to travel that you haven't been yet? I Know why Australia. Yeah, I would love haven't been yet. I know. Where?

Australia. Yeah. I would love to go to Australia. Got it. I've been passed over every goddamn time. We have a company policy that Jack is not allowed to go to Australia. And we have this, like inside joke words, we think it's really funny. It's like, who wants to go to Australia?

I'm Jack. Oh, there he is. This is the No Jacks Club. Yeah. They already have a major jacket. There's one Jack already in there. What about you, Barbara? I've never been to anywhere in Europe. Really already have a anger jack there. There's one jack already in there. What about you, Barbara? I've never been to anywhere in Europe.

Really? Yeah. I like to go somewhere in Europe. I live there, but it's been a long time since I've been there and I really like to go back there. And now I find myself it's like I want to go back there before the whole thing blows up. Where in Europe did you live? I live in Germany.

Okay. Yeah. Not let it blow up, that everything's going to get real cheap. Well, that's true. And crispy. And I don't know. Also, it everything's gonna get real cheap. Yeah. Well, that's true. And crispy. And I don't know. Also, it's gonna get third world-ish. You'll be like, I want to pay with this Euro, and then be like, we don't take the thing you're gonna pay.

It's like, it's to value now. That's so money. Also, we're gonna mug you now, if that's cool. I mean, that's what it's gonna turn into. I've always wanted to go to Iran. Really? I think that'd be fucking awesome. What?

What is wrong with you? No, like a political situation aside, it's like the Persian Empire was based here. Like this is a, you know, thousands of year old mighty empire. Absolutely agree with what you're saying. Like if you look turkey and like that, they had their golden age and like math and numbers came from it. Yeah, incredible golden age and that whole area of the world.

But it's like that's little sentence that you said. All politics aside. Yeah. How, I don't know how you do that Yeah, well, so why would you want to travel politics? Onside politics on set. I still I still like to go to Iran. Yeah, I think it's wing it. Yeah, for sure Yeah, I like to Israel I'll grow my beard out like Jack. It's awesome Yeah, but Israel's a lot easier to do. How was Israel? It was amazing

Yeah, it was the most beautiful place I've ever been to in my life really ever where you look is like a picture and I wonder if it's fighting over it It's like an oasis. I like to get a Tokyo as well. It was awesome Gavin and Bernie are there right now. Yeah, bastards Tokyo Japan. Yeah, Bernie Bernie sent me an I am this morning. Oh, yeah, it said sub slut Tokyo's awesome Did he respond? Did you say anything back to him? Yeah, I was like oh cool.M. this morning. Oh, yeah, we said sub slut. Tokyo's awesome. Did he respond? Did you say anything back to him? Yeah, I was like, oh cool. What have you seen? No response? He sent me a picture from his hotel room of outside and I sent him a picture back of me in the office like Smiling so big like look at my view Each other you should have sat in his seat

This is my desk now bitch. We I actually do have a picture of that. We're trying to figure out what we can do to Gavin's desk. We got to do something to it before he gets back and just to destroy it a road in some way. We can't see it on the podcast. Yeah, I know. I'm saying we're thinking of something. I'm not going to tell what we're thinking of.

Just take it out of there. Who quick about you, Joel? You didn't answer. Where do you want to go? Fire. I don't want to go anywhere. Really? I mean, I've been pretty much, you know, at the Dantro.

I want to go somewhere around. I guess I'm back. much you know at the Don't you I want to go somewhere I got some I got some I got some Caribbean. Go to Vegas somewhere where gambling is legal. How about the Barbados? I'll go yeah, why I say the Barbados the Barbados Stuturx and Kicos that's really really I like to go Hawaii or Jamaica any of those places and just sit on a f&b I want to become a Corona commercial. Yeah, that's what I wanted to do. Yeah, yeah, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii as well So we should take company trip there. Anybody? We should go.

I don't mean company trip there, because you want to get away from these people. After Pax, Penny Arcade does that trip to Hawaii. We should organize some kind of RTX trip. We should. How about Sandy? It looks like a side collage. Sandy, I go. Sandy, I go.

Sandy, I go. Sandy, I go. Sandy, I go. Sandy, I go. Sandy, I go. Sandy, to Comic Con right after I Want to go to the video. It's probably too late. We have I think we're set. Yeah, these are nine You have 97 people going to these conventions which I'm very excited to go to San Diego. It's gonna be a lot of fun San Diego is the next to megast64 this time I'm very excited to be next to megast64 our booths right next to them at San Diego Comic Con Yeah, they're right next to them. I

Don't know which spot they took. I don't know if they took the one behind it. I think Spike and Mike used to be behind the tree. We're at a corner booth and they're next to us. So I guess those first three guys, they must be gone. Yeah. You would happen to those people. Maybe they might. Because the guys are like,

No, because like shit doesn't move on that floor. Yeah, I know. Like we have to trade to get our current booth. Maybe they may not. We used to have another booth further down the island. We traded with Scott Kurt. So where Scott Kurt is now, that used to be our booth booth. Maybe they may be the night. We used to have another booth further down the aisle and we traded with Scott Kurt. So where Scott Kurt's is now, that used to be our booth. And we traded with him to get the corner where we are now. Usually you have to wait for them to die.

Yeah. It's like season tickets for the rest of us. Yeah, you have to wait for companies to go bankrupt. Yeah. Like there is no more room. Like you are set. Because megastixie 40s to be able to buy the gaming stuff on the other corner by all age.

They were out of place. Yeah, they were way out of place. So now they're next to us. Apparently, that's what... I'm super excited. Like last... No, the last time I went two years ago, they were next to the booth for red faction.

Like, there was this giant monster booth and then the 10 by 10 for megastaske-4. Oh, yeah. It was so weird. And they live in San Diego. Yeah. So it's their turf. God, that's...

San Diego is gorgeous. It has all the great weather of LA without being LA. Yeah. It's like you get all the good part of LA with it Not being a little bit. It's apparently like right by the water or something Yeah, yeah, I mean it's it's it's on a hard drive Fancy in next to camp Pendleton. It's giving my first time there. No, I'm psyched. This is my second Comic-Con. I'm excited San Diego is beautiful. I I

Comic-Con is a lot of work, but it's San Diego is so awesome. And the baseball stadium is right there too. Yeah, every year that I went, I was always like, we should just go watch a game. Yeah. We should just like let's just delay setup. We should go watch our podries game. It's right there. Yeah, it's just right there. So I've never done it. So what is Comic Con? Is it open? There's preview night, Wednesday nights? Yeah, that's the different day Saturday, Saturday, Sunday. Yeah. You and I try out probably Tuesday. We got to take Barbara to Vegas. I need to go to Vegas. We should take a bunch of people to Vegas.

We need to take Carrie to Vegas. Carrie to see 21 now. Take Barbara to Vegas. Yeah, man. I'm about to be 23. Jesus Christ. And you're not married yet? Shit.

Fucking old maid over here. Not pregnant. Come on. So we're going to lunch. Hey, too far. Not cool. Because she's an American now. Cut that.

I have a new stick now. So we're going to a bunch of events this summer. We are going to... Well we got Comic Con, we got RBBTO, we have FanExpo, we have PAX Prime and I think that's it. I hope I filled out the FanExpo paperwork. We should look into that after this funny thing. We're not going to fanExpo. Hey, speaking of which Gus, you have less responsibility now. Yes. I somehow suckered Adam into taking over my tech duties here at the office. That's cool. So that is now Adam's domain check. I walked into your office yesterday. Okay. And I was like, hey, I have this technical thing and I'm not sure how can be done. And Adam looked at you and you looked at Adam and Adam goes

No, man, that's God that's so hard. That just can't that just can't be I'm getting a tech guy. You know, we're just like you don't know In a jack walks and go. Yeah, you just do like this and it works fine. Oh great. Oh, yeah I don't know what you guys so you figured it out and our tech guys Big enough he's never listen the company, I told you, the company weeks ago, I'm like, he's never listening. The company's got big enough now, where now we have employees at Slow Rollia.

You know, we're at, where he's got Star Wars open, he's like, I'm not sure. It's like, man, give me a fucking break. I'm not sure.

Try to play you. It's different. It's a difficult request, but I'm glad you got a workout. Jack, then it's two seconds. I told you I told you how to do it last week. I was testing you. And you were like, who killed a trailer trailer?

It's your work. It's your work. It's your work. It's your work. And then I do it in a work. And you're like, who is? It's worked. I cut that.

I'll be damned. You're right. Make a 64 is right next to us. Yeah. It's pretty sweet. It's a fucking thing. You keep doing that. You're not going now don't you yeah now yeah we can be too bad we be high five and rock oh Sean but now when you when you want to take a break and walk around you don't have anything to walk to

come and take a break mark with that I was walked down to the other than the other hall it's true yeah go visit that man yeah now when you walk over it's like oh hey what's up there's my booth you can check out the Mce. Wee. There's a new spawn figure. I'm a 30. Cut that. Cut him, cut him, cut him. Joel's gonna say something. He's gonna say something.

He's gonna say something. He's gonna say something. So good. So good. So good. Cut. Catch time. By Bing.com.

Win the library. Win the library. Spider-Man come out. July 3rd. I am not excited about that. Move it all. Wee, and flash, link something online or or select some of that, and it was like a comic book strip. And it was like a picture of like Iron Man eating food off of a plate.

And then like the next panel is like Batman eating food off of plate. And third panel is like Iron Man throwing food to Batman. And then Batman throwing food to Iron Man. And the last panel is Spider-Man on the garage. It's like picking up the scraps. It was like so metaphorical. Do you think you'd be more excited for that movie if RTX is not that weekend?

No. No. I don't get, like Spider-Man, like when the original Spider-Man came out, I like watched the first 20 minutes of it. I was like, nah, I can't digest this, this is not good. And that's it.

I gave up on the entire franchise from that moment forward. Are you serious? I was not like a single frame. Do Spider-Man 2 is like, what's the rate film? Watching all the trailers and just like, guys, swinging around. Spider-Man 3, however, there's nothing I don't understand what's going on there that, is there anything compelling going on there?

Spider-Man 2? Absolutely. I mean, if you're nine, I get it. No, Spider-Man 2 is like a good man. Yeah, was it? Yeah. Three, not so much. Three fell apart.

No, it's Sam Ramy. I mean, if you're a big fan. I'm a fan of Sam Ramy like he did evil dead and army Darmus and and so like I'm like you kind of let him off the hook a little bit and let him do some more fun kind of creepy stuff with the doc I mean three they sort of like told him what to do and it's terrible And then like you need to include this character. How many how many of them are there now there are three and now Oh, there's only three there's three from the the Toby McGuire trilogy and now They're gonna reboot it the rebooting with Andrew Garfield who is a Zuckerberg's friend and social network and He hates Mondays

Carpio That's holy crap I mean it's to the point now where you're gonna sit down for a superhero movie You're gonna get it an hour into the movie and then they're gonna reboot the franchise. Yeah They're already gonna reboot the Superman franchise right? They have that one the rebooting Batman movie like in three years They're releasing a brand new Batman. Well, yeah, I mean they did this this one in dark night rises will be the third Yeah, except Nolan one and they're starting a new series like because I rises will be the third Mr. Pinola one and they're starting a new series like because Because they want to start a new franchise because

Christopher Nolan's Batman is too dark to have because they want to make a justice league movie because of interest It's so well, so they want to start linking all of the different DC characters So it's like flash and yeah, I mean Superman a Wonder Woman Batman. Yeah, cuz the dark night. It's so shitty at the box office I can understand why they want to be tool. Yeah, because the dark night, it's so shitty at the box office. I can understand why they want to retool this formula. But I mean, it's definitely different tone. I basically think of figured out the formula and basically in the future, there's just gonna be one movie.

It's just gonna be one movie. And we'll just keep redoing the same movie over and over again. And we'll have all the superheroes in that movie. There'll be different movies, but there'll be one movie for each genre, like action drama We're like five comedy. Yeah, like what you want to see today. I like how you're gonna see I want to see comedy three And they're doing the redeling total recall right? Yep with Colin Farrell. No, is it the same exact?

I don't know. I don't know. It's a shop for shop to say no no no. It's not shop for shop. It's not shop for shop The same. Oh no no it, it's not shoppershot. It's not shoppershot the same. Oh, no, no, it's it's I don't know if they go to Mars honestly like the trailer doesn't say anything about Mars And that was the whole I mean that was the whole point of total recall is get your ass Mars. I saw one scene from it and it seemed like the dialogue was like the same. No, is it? But who know? I don't know. I mean, it's it's John Cho was at his name like he placed a creepy dude with blonde hair who gets the guy into the recall machine Conferral into the recall machine

Nope, okay, anyone else watch the trailer. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about I was looking it up dark night is the number four highest grossing movie of all time I have a tarot Titanic and the Avengers Yeah, so that what really yeah dark night number four day. What do you think? It's Harry Potter. That's why I was like yes, I can't see they want to change the tone of the film when The movie they just released the most recent one is the number four group to movie of all time and it's like One character. It's not yeah characters did that well. Oh Harry Potter It's gotta be up there on top 10

No looking at all time. Desserts part two. Part two. Part two is 15. Wow. Really? So it's six of them. I'm looking at domestic. Oh, yeah. I was in World War. So it's after Dark Knight, it's episode one, Star Wars, Shrek 2, ET. This must be Shrek 2. Okay, I know parts of Ks of Caribbean Lion King for story three spider-man hunger games She's really transformers Harry Potter. He's a good movie. I've played it for two million domestically. It's already gone Is it I think I think it's out of the airs, but it was a good I'm sure it'll be on it'll be a man soon Like I just watched 21 jump street finally It's like best weekend. It was better than I expected

Yeah, you know what Joel is excited for? Magic Mike. He's been talking about it like non-stop. I've been talking about what's good. I'm excited about it. I'm excited about it. Last night in the Rich Tea Sponsor Chat, I played the Magic Mike trailer for it.

I was like, let's go watch Magic Mike this weekend. Guys and I were in the sponsor chat last night. And people were watching some videos that Gus was posting. Some of them were a little bit questionable. Like, I had a Wally world. Yeah, I play Wally world I play the answer tip drill movie nothing video nothing questionable about Wally world Wally world like what I played was less risk a than the Wally world video

Yeah, but this is also at like two in the morning. Whatever. Yeah, it's pretty late. People should be at work I have you have you have the keyed upton I have the keyed upton channel If you're the sponsor with slash chat slash Reached the comm slash chat and then you could see a list of Kate upton. That's best channel It's a 30 minute loop of Kate up to new in the cat daddy. Yeah, I love those Sponsored chats in the ability to embed a video. Yeah, I was demanding hipster cat for so Go to roosty comm slash chat kink upton. Does that work or just slash chat? And then you have to look for it. I think do slash yeah try that. You'll see if that takes you right to it and

There's a 30 minute. It should be right there on black near the top. Yeah, you just yeah go to sponsor Anyway, so like if you create a room if you're a sponsor and you create a room Do you have the ability to embed stuff or is it just it's only staff members? Okay, but you could create a room and kick people out or make a private if you're a sponsor and you create a room. Do you have the ability to embed stuff? Or is it just? It's only staff members. Okay. But you could create a room and kick people out or make a private whatever you want. Cool. So you have control over your room. Yeah. A bunch of cool rooms there. Like I know there's the day's Z rooms in there. Yes. Sponsored chats always happen and the K-Dubbed and Chat is always bouncing. Yeah.

Created by Jack. There are always people in that chat. Yeah. It's awesome. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Embarver, you're making what cupcakes in your chat? Yeah, we talked about that. I think last week on the podcast. We should have a dealing cupcake. Yeah, bake off. I tried to bake and I let people watch unfortunately. You got to eat that go. Pretty good. Are you capable of baking? I am. I am a physically a woman. I'm not the thing is that I don't I'm not the thing is is that I don't I'm not sure about baking because the result of baking is always bad It's always gonna be sugary That sugary they were like coconut pineapple cupcakes, so it's like using the natural sugars of the earth Sugar's a natural sugar of the earth

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Like somehow she managed to be like cute and incredibly hot after you left last night people were asking for the kid up In video that one thing doing the cat daddy sweating a bit at the doggy one instead. Oh she's so cute. Did you teach her how to Duggy? I wish Winky face So she's only what 19 to just 19 or 19 or 20 something like that. Ew. Ew. No. I don't like thinking about that. You looking at a 19 year old.

What? What? She's not making some people are more mature than I get. She's mature for her. I just feel like that's way too young. Well, that's not my fault. I don't tell how she can be dancing. What's how old is two old three? What's the oldest guy you'd go out with? Um really early 30s. Early 30s? So 10 year difference? Yeah. So you would 10 year difference away from Kate

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YouTube lately It's not fun. It's not fun. There it goes. It's not fun. I would know I once that YouTube has been going really, really slowly. It seems like the internet in general has been going really slowly. I've been having a lot of problems with YouTube too. I thought maybe it was just me. I thought you took a Chrome and a Chrome tablet.

It's slowly like Twitter and YouTube lately have just been really having problems. And it's almost like, is this part of the larger... I'm going to do a wrong good part. YouTube lately have just been really having problems and some was like is this part of the larger I'm gonna do a wrong car. It's losing her shit. It's just part of the larger plan to Okay, people do stuff. Yeah, maybe we're So you're saying there might be a larger problem with like Is this part of the larger Charging is more money for bandwidth. Mm-hmm. I like this is this is like this is what we're gonna do Oh, there's only so much

Slowing things down a lot and then we're gonna be like oh see you got a paper different structured plans Otherwise now you're freaking me out you gotta stop. Sorry sorry I do it every week. Why have you freaking out? I've finally been going for it. I've never seen you do that before. Gus I saw a movie that I think you would appreciate more and I told Joel about this incident. I think Joel would have really appreciated it too but you have Netflix incident right? Yeah. Conan O'Brien just lost it. We can't stop. Oh I hated it it. You hated that. You hated Conan O'Brien. Can't stop. Why? It was boring. It's just dragged on and I felt it was too like self-serving. It's a documentary about Conan O'Brien, like that period when he got laid off from the Tonight Show and he was doing that tour. So it's basically documentary about the the planning and the actual

event of that tour. Oh, I think I did see that and I hated it. And I love Conan O'Brien. It's not me too. Like he's my favorite. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me I love corner no wrong. He's my favorite. It's not playing. It stopped playing. Well, if that video is going to stop playing, that's a fine video to let it stop. Reload it. I'm so afraid, Scram is fine. So, uh, but like, no, in that, in that movie, it's like, he talks about how he's just like depleted. And you know, he talks about like people like, like, like, like, asking him to do things. And he's like, like, even for example, like, when he went to Bonnaroo, and he's sitting there like people are like, oh, yeah, you're supposed to go introduce. he's like, even for example, when he went to Bonnaroo, and he's sitting there like people are like, oh yeah, you're supposed to go introduce, he's like, I didn't sign up for that.

And he's like, well, someone, he's like, well, where's that person? No one knows. That's the kind of stuff that I see you deal with. And I figured you would relate to that. And you know, it's not the actual event that kills you. It's like everything before and after that kills you. Yeah, yeah.

I feel like that seems very relatable. I mean, I guess it is, but I don't think of myself, or I don't think of us encountering situations, like even though we have encounter situations like that that seems very relatable. I mean, I guess it is but I don't think of myself or I don't think of us encounter situations like even though we have encounter situations like that I see like that's like a whole other level like that's like legitimate. Yeah issues. But ours are like Wait, wait, stop what? Like I feel like I look at that like I don't identify with that. Yeah with it it with it with it with Like that level of level of scale, you know, but I mean, it's like, you know, at the same time.

So yeah, you and I were talking about this. It's just sort of like, ah, it's hard. You got to do this. It's hard. You got to do this. And then it's like, well, how much is Conan a brain worth? And it's like, oh, he's worth $75 million. It's like, it was $25 million.

Yeah. You want to have any problems? We look at it. You're going to run for 75. He is a travel from city to city. It is private jet. It is private jet. You don't have any problems. We look at it. Third are problems. Third are problems. We look at it. Third are problems. Third are problems. We look at it. Third are problems.

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I don't know if I don't think I think if he was doing that he was just trying to save face Hmm, it may have been like he was gonna he's like oh this could be funny and then no one found it funny But like he was already you know need deep into it. So it's like I guess I have to keep doing it and just gets you know I don't think I actually have to turn into this Yeah, he keeps going further and further down Yeah Until he's got fair in and it doesn't even matter. Doesn't even matter.

It was fake or not. It was, it was dumb. I mean, it was just, and the documentary was, I'm like, how do you sit down and watch that documentary about yourself? And then Barbara is probably in her face on her. Who did that? It was in a kiss, yeah. Like, who directed the pattern?

Something. Yeah, I think so. Hmm. Yeah, just, just what I want to see is the relative of the famous guy you know, it's just like, we actually see this new movie my cousin's making. Awesome. I don't know. This podcast, Gus's uncle's working on. That's my uncle. That's my uncle. So last week, Jared Dan put out that scripted episode 50 animated scripted. That was scripted. Did not actually happen.

So I thought that was a, people received it pretty well. A lot of people say it was their favorite one. Yeah, I thought people would not react well to something that wasn't cut from the podcast because I'm very egotistical. They liked it. They liked it. It's fine.

There's something weird about like stuff that you just don't like and you don't get what other people like it. You know, like there's something about that. Yeah, that's the video. That's a wonderful video. Um, is it a good shirt? No, I don't think it's a good shirt. This week's, uh, animated adventure, which I haven't posted yet, is the, um, the telling

of the story about Sway visiting, uh, our office in New York. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Encountering, going and walking into the wrong apartment. That's some classics, man. Yeah. All stuff. Good stuff. Is, uh, Jared Ann's coming out for RTX, right? Yeah, heing and going and walking into the wrong apartment. That's some classics man. Yeah, all stuff good stuff is a Jared Ann's coming out for RTX right? Yeah, he'll be sure is sweet. He's actually doing a panel.

Oh, I'm going to do the animated adventures. Mm-hmm. I think I'm on that pan. You are. You and Bernie are supposed to be on the hands for. Okay, man. We can figure out a way to get our animators into his work. Then we got a video.

Four of you figure out how we get his animation into season 10. Well, it already was. It already was. It's our episode. Mark that off the list. Check. Damn. Yeah, the whole panel schedule is posted on the website.

Yep, man. So, you know, now that summer's here, summer is coming. Bridge shows. Summer is coming. We have this problem all the time where the fucking air conditioner in the front of the office breaks and it broke yesterday And I guess because it's so it's so hot. I called our normal service place and they're like yeah We can't get out there till Wednesday. I was like what it's Monday right now They're like yeah a lot of people calling it's like fuck so we like literally went down the list and I'm like

We did a search on the internet and like we went just went down the list calling every AC place and we're like first one to get out here to fix it. We'll pay the first piece people to go up. We have money. Take my money. Well, I mean, a kid be as bad as the AC breaking at the last office. Oh God. The AC at the last office broke. It was like, you know, when you're in Minecraft and you dump a bucket of water, it's the same thing that was happening with that old AC. It was like, oh, this is gonna break water. We just start pouring out onto the servers too. On the server. That's a big thing here with air conditioning breaking. The pouring out of servers? No, just air conditioning breaking. It's so hot. Yeah, you know, it's like always straining on it. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. My air conditioner broke last summer and I spent one. I could not fall asleep. It was so hot in my house. Like I laid in bed on top of my sheets with three fans on me. And I was like, nope. I'm not sleeping. Yesterday how both Jack and I just cannot sleep if it's hot. Like it has to be cold in bedroom, if I'm gonna be. I like cold. When I traveled to hotels, I love turn the AC like we're done.

I mean, it's like super cool, right? Yeah, good down there. 68. So I hate these new thermostats. They have a lot of hotels where they don't turn on. If they don't have motion. So it's like when you go to check in, like no one's been in the room for a while so it's like it takes you and turns on Hmm they have this obnoxious feature in other countries too where it's like you go there and you have to put your key in the thing by the door to like sort of Yeah turn the power on yeah, yeah massively annoying

I've seen it too where there's like timers on the AC's there We have like this like literally an egg timer if you turn the knob and it'll go for like two hours and then it'll turn off Yeah, I mean that's that's like a drive a person insane device is what that is I mean, but yeah, so yesterday like the achievement on our office We got one of those like industrial fans and try to blow some circulation in there But I mean there are four of us in there right now There's five windgathons here, And I mean, that room gets hot already. Then you kill the AC, it's a nightmare.

And we also have a giant window right next to Jeff and a raised desk. So I know if my AC ever goes out, I'm gonna die. Yeah, I had to happen in LA a lot when my AC went out. It wasn't top there. Well, it was like I had a ritual, it's like, okay, I'm gonna take a cold shower, you know, walking the cold shower. And then just like, I didn like I didn't go right lay down in bed and like try and fall asleep

Before your body temperature rise you can't even do that here because it gets so hot that the cold water is a cold I don't know if you tried to take a cold shower now, but the water's warm It doesn't matter if you only have the cold water on no, it's nightmare We shall go down to like Barton Springs sometime you hit the pool maybe instead of instead of Hawaii. Let's do that and I'm here. We should all go down to like Barton Springs sometime. Maybe instead of Hawaii, let's do that. We're supposed to RTX. I'm going to Barton Springs yet. I have not. Okay, so Barton Springs is a natural springs pool here in like downtown Austin and it's really, really cold. But you went tubing. I did go tubing. Tubing is better than going to Barton Springs.

But the thing about tubing and I had a really great time tubing. Me, Michael, Lindsay and Gavin went and we brought beer. But the place we we went to it was a little bit like rapid. So you know how your butt's kind of hanging out the bottom of the tube. Yeah. There would be places where there would be rocks. And so I scraped like my butt, my legs, my like all over because there's rocks everywhere and it would like fucking throw you all over the place and sit in there. Well that has to do with the fact that we had a drought like last summer that's really lasted until now,

so the rivers aren't nearly as high as they usually are so it was that kind of sucks. When we would last was that last year? We went last summer. Yeah, it was a safe deal. It was just there's no water yeah. I mean I was expecting just a float down a river for three hours but here it's like you have to like fucking paddle paddle and get away from certain obstacles. Have you been a shoulder bond yet?

No. Oh we got to go to shoulder bond. One time when I went tubing years ago I saved a girl from drowning. Wow She got knocked off her tube And was like pinned in a log under the water I see it was much higher back then. Yeah, I was like that seen in the gray I'm sorry, you're so angry yet. That's why there's wait you lived it. Yeah, I lived it apparently what's it happened? So like I saw her I saw her shoes a little in front of me

I saw her fall off her tube and I didn't see her come back up Mm-hmm. So I jumped off my tube and went down and her like her foot was caught in the water I saw a girl slowly fall into the water You saw and a girl got trapped and you went and rescued her yeah You see someone's life. I pulled her out from the long. That's pretty awesome. Yeah, that was that was younger Gus when he had the energy to do stuff Holy guys, like well, that was younger Gus when he had the energy to do stuff from back. Older Gus was like, well, that's one less person to touch for her. Oh well.

God, I can imagine panic of being pinned underwater. I know a girl that drowned in a flood. She was in a car, she tried to cross a river. The water overtook the car, started filling up inside the car. And she was in the car and sitting there, she was trapped, and she was describing that moment where she was just like, I'm trapped, out of oxygen, there's nothing I can do, and it's just like, I just have to, like your body, just like, I have to breathe in now. It's like she hit that moment where it's like, I just have to

breathe in now, and she breathed in, it was all water and she was like and then she was like struggle, struggle, struggle, struggle. And then she was like and then it just hit that point where I just didn't care. She said I just didn't care and it was fine and there was no pain or anything and she died. And somebody got her and pulled her out of the car or whatever and they resisted to her on the side and she came back to life. She is, it's Christ. Yeah, but it was just sort of like, and she was always a little off.

But the horror after, well it was weird. She always a little off and it's like we were having a conversation about this and I was like, oh God, I wonder. I think that's like something. What I'm most afraid of is drowning. What's that feeling is just? The way she described it, like the way she told the story,

she was sort of like, it was fine. Once you get past the struggle, some people panic and just, well, you're going to panic. I mean, that's part of the problem. Everybody panic. But that's just so scary. He was totally fine with it. What are you doing? Stupid drowning.

My grandfather died in a flat flood. Did he? It's like one of those things where it's like a dry creek bed. And I guess, yeah, it's all of a sudden, they're just like a turrent of water came. Yeah, that's so weird. Like the idea, like people dying in flash floods, like, like, you imagine you could just swim and like grab on

to something, but you know, all the debris. Yeah, I guess that's what does it, right? And water just water on the move is incredibly strong. Oh, it's incredibly strong I went tubing like that much little water was able to peel over the put so the creepy thing about my grandfather dying is you know I'm gusts the role of the third so I've been to his grave and I've seen Gustavo Sereldas grave oh are you gonna be buried next which is really we know he's

buried in Mexico which is really weird to be like holy shit That's that's my name right there at this spooky ground Yeah, this kind of creepy. Why do we always go to the down? Yeah, there's a more with Google search So I made a tweet yesterday our tweeted yesterday about Adam taking over as director of technology and right away I regretted it because I started getting the oh my god. Do not work at risk teeth anymore You know are you leaving Rootie, no, I still fucking work there. It's okay. And just let someone else handle the tech now. I'm doing other things and then,

and we're like, what are you doing now? I was like, well, I'm gonna focus on, you know, our kicks and podcasts. Listen, for the work around. And they're like, oh, well, Lindsay, yeah, it's the podcast now, and our kicks are gonna be over next week. So you're not gonna do anything, right?

I was like, fuck you. Fuck you. So much. Now you kick off the work and next year's RTX, right? Like immediately. Yeah you. Fuck you. That's so much. You kick off Morgan next year's RTX, right? Like immediately. Yeah, luckily we built that robot. 2013 is gonna be a breeze thanks to Plano Tron.

Plano all year. Gus bought 3000. Program for fun. Comedy routine broken. Kill. Kill. Just as long as it doesn't drop that one Garfield joke. Oh Comedy routine broken kill Just as long as it doesn't drop that one Garfield joke The RTX gonna be awesome. I'm really really important RTX You know what I'm there's actually so much cool stuff at RTX that I'm like I can't do it all and it kind of is upsetting like people have Like message me complaining. They're just like all you put two panels back to back or like too close to each other. I can't go to like, what

do they talk like that? Because that's my internet voice. I've never had an internet voice. But like, there's like, there's things like, I mean, like, there's stuff we still haven't announced yet that like, I'm gonna be helping with and then there's other stuff that's like going on at the same time, like, I want to kind of trick out that panel. But I can't. I feel like I already have to apologize for how tired I'm gonna be, you know, just like, I mean, just gonna be a lot of stuff going on. Well, I already have to apologize for how tired I'm going to be. I mean, just going to be a lot of stuff going on. I already apologized to everybody for being a total bitch. Luckily it's a two day event.

So we'll be super tired two days, but then we can recover. It's not one of those super long events. Yeah, we can recover for that 30 hours we have in the trees. Uh, San Diego Comic Con is a fucking marathon. Yeah, it is. I haven't worked the whole Comic Con's a fucking marathon. Yeah, it is The Comic Con concept starts Wednesday night Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday five days So you guys You got to go to San Diego Comic Con trying to shoot a short at the same time

I once worked as Comic Con like four or five years ago where it was just me and Jason No, there were two of us for the entire event. Well, that's, that's actually not bad. I mean, it's bad. Well, so it was just, if it's just you and one other like, and you guys are cool, that's easier than a lot of other equations that could be together. Yeah, I'm sure. If you just have two people and you're everyone with work, that's easier if you have three

people and one of them is kind of like, yeah, a pain. I find if you ever have more than four people in a booth at a convention It just comes to the part. Yeah one year It wasn't that similar with Jason. It's like a year or two after that Look McCay was in the booth with us and he was like drawing stuff and using my laptop and We had an internet connection for the laptop. It was a wire that they ran and plugged in and and And we had an internet connection for the laptop. It was a wire that they ran and plugged in. And recognized It's like fine. What's going on? I went over and I looked and he had plugged this USB Connection for the laptop into the ethernet port And I learned that there is the exact same way

Well, there's your problem It's kind of weird working and you guys haven't figured this out yet But it's like when you're working at an event. It's like five days long It is sort of like a race for resources. Yeah, like towards the end words first. Oh, everything's fine It's like the second day. You're like hey, where's that chair? And then you realize oh the chair is important I need to like pin down the chair. It's like oh bottle of water. I have a drink. I need a bottle of water There's a bottle of water. It's basically like a smaller condensed version of the apocalypse it's like paying days eight yeah where it's like you slowly run out of resources and you when you're when you're theater killing you and you become a dick about that chair

and then so it's like oh can I buy your chair you're like no fucking you're not falling chair don't even look at the chair you know know what, like the achievement area of RTX, we only have, we have a table set up for like autographs and stuff. And I think we have two chairs. And it's like, what did you want to? I only asked for one. Okay, do we have one chair? I'm sure we have one chair.

See, this is part of the job. Just to me. Is it like how many chairs are we getting? Where do the chairs go? No, like a mention. It's like, it's one chair. That's reserves. So no one on that chair, we knock your ass off. Yep, take our chair. We worked at fan x go last year me miles Marshall and Kathleen and that is a long x-throw

Yeah, it's open. I think 8 a.m. To six or seven p.m. Every day and it's also five days long Long as long as we can my life. I feel I yeah Fan x-throw is long and I don't know what it is something about being in Toronto is It doesn't seem to last as long as San Diego comic. I mean because it's not like the overwhelming crush of people It's smaller than that. I think there's I forgot how many people it's like 50 to 60 thousand years in your can Everyone's polite true. How's it not a gaming convention or a comic book show or something like that in Vegas? Like I mean like we talked about we talked about Game stop had their that in Vegas. Like, I mean, like, we talked about, we talked about Comic-Con. How Vegas is adding confidence managers?

Yeah, it's been there a couple of times. Oh, God, that was cool. It was a wrap up. Yeah, we need to be more stuff in Vegas. There is, there is something, there's some sort of small convention out in Vegas. There's one of the pro gaming leagues has a tournament in Vegas every now and then. But I mean, like you'd figure, like, I mean, I understand why BlizzCon is an Anaheim just because it's close to their actual headquarters

But I mean like having Blizzcon in Vegas or I mean hell even Comic Con in Vegas just to get more space They may not want to cut like they might have a lot of people under 21 Who you can still go to conventions that mean under 21 just not a whole lot else you can do But I mean even so there's not a whole lot else you can do and you know San Diego I mean there's my big thing is that if you're, you know, an exhibitor or whatever, you want probably people to be going to your exhibit and being focused on the convention where it's like if you're in Vegas, it's like, oh, let's just go, go, let's go play Blackjack all day. But there's a lot of big shows in Vegas.

That's true. Yeah, I mean, a lot of them. Me, CES, have you ever been a CES? Yes, I do. Well, yeah, we went to IWTV, which was part of CES. Yeah, oh, dude, CES. It took me an hour and a half to get to my to go up like 15 flights. Yeah, it's one of the most Incredible things I've ever seen in my life. I mean like CES is so big like as big as you think you know like

Paxes or you know like RTX is or some like that like I mean CES is it's It's a wonder of the world have you ever seen any of those videos of and I know we talk about it every now and then have you seen those videos of the line organization for that convention in Tokyo called Comic-Con. I think so. Where's like they do chunks at a time? Yeah. Yeah. How many people are there? 300,000. And like they have like these giant queue systems and like like you should watch it. They have like this time lapse video of all these people lining up and then like Jackson and chunks they move and they're like Arranging them. Oh my god. It's amazing

300,000 people yeah, what's a venue? Some place in Tokyo. I don't know. I mean what what what then you could hold that many. Yeah, what They're not big exhibits either. It's a manga convention. So it's essentially just a bunch of tables with people selling comic books Well, it's like Tokyo game show like I'd love to go to Tokyo game show like that would be cool or are um What what's the what's the game convention in Germany games calm games calm like I would love to get to that like those are both Huge is are both bigger than anything. I Jokingly tried to get us into games calm. Oh, yeah last year or this I forget when it was But I couldn't get in touch with anyone over there who spoke English Because like I thought everyone spoke English or they were fucking with me because they don't want to deal with me

We don't really sell anything over in Germany, right? No, not really Not in comparison to other places. Maybe fun convention then Because it's just sit. So why do Australians love us? What would it... I mean, you know, I don't know why any fan loves us. But I mean, apparently Australians are going like bumpers for like Bernie and Gavin down there, and that's awesome.

And like I'm just curious as to why. It's like that every year. The Ruchertis is really big in Australia. I think Melbourne is the biggest city per capita of fans. That's... Yeah, Melbourne is pretty big. Yeah, and Sydney as well Man, that's crazy and then Toronto is up there Houston. My believe London. Well Houston is just fat So there's people count double. Yeah, literally the biggest people the biggest fans we have I'm showing Barbara the comic kept line Yeah, it's incredible. It's like a tetris game. It looks like bugs

This was done by the way when this video started it was dark. Yeah. Shit dude. Oh man. So how many people are in that one area? I don't know. It might be in the description. That looks sort of like a Minecraft thing almost. Well obviously put this video in the like dumb. Speaking of Minecraft, Joel and I were working on our new Minecraft maps. We now that we've abandoned. If we got that old Minecraft map back, like if you took that USB drive that we talked about a number of times and got repaired, would you go back to the old map? Or are you happy enough with this new map

that we've spent hours and hours and hours working on? It's like asking to choose between children. I don't know. You don't know? I don't know. I built a house way on the corner of the map, Barbara. It's gonna be nice. It's got a few of the sunset and the sunrise

How many how many how many copies of Minecraft is sold? I don't know a lot a lot right and number one seller It's got to be up there on the Yeah, it was a it was I forget they they they did announce the numbers But I forget what it was I think not to announce they don't typically not but I think not to release those numbers I was wrong comic kit has over five60,000 attendees. Oh my God. That's what half of Austin? Pretty much. Yeah.

Jesus. Oh. What is going on in there? So many people. Oh my God. That's crazy. Yeah. Let's go.

I wanted to get us into that show too. Just as a joke. Just as a joke. One year I applied to a bunch of different crazy shows to see what we've ever fucking go to that kind of show. We wouldn't sell a single thing there. I guarantee you. Sure guarantee you sure well half a million people you think we'd sell something It's a very focused event. It's very manga focused. I think they would be interested in anything that wasn't manga You just put giant anime eyes on on the characters just go back in

You know, we should we know we need to make a manga adaptation. We need to take the red versus blue story make comics and then you know We have a manga adaptation. We need to take the Red versus Blue story, make comics, and then, you know, do the Japanese and the silver memory of the anime. We have PSA. Red versus Blue going global, where you do the Japanese version of Red versus Blue. Oh, that's right. Like, red and blue soldiers go. That's right.

That's awesome. Kapooos, I love him. He's so cute. In Japan, they have a version of, like, what the Power Rangers is to us. There's some American made show that we export to Japan? And they read that? They have? That it's a terrible, that it's like some sort of Power Rangers equivalent? Is there anything, I don't think there's anything in the US produced at that poor level?

I wonder if they like read up like like saved by the bell. It's like a story about like high school. They just like to like fight senior robots. I could be wrong here, but I know I'm pretty sure like back in the 80s you know there was that cartoon series Robotech. The Robotech they showed in the United States was actually two different cartoons that they cut different stuff from and then Re-dub rewrote all the dialogue to match what was happening So like what you see in the uses is like two totally different cartoons over there

It's just like we're production value. We're just like we're gonna reapply the same material Yeah, it's like when you were talking about soccer, right? It's like I'm I have a feeling that you know, you know know, you should probably just bought rights for soccer over Europe and like, well, we already have this. What is there? You know, I'd say, sorry, we've already paid for it. Well, I mean, that's like the most extreme elimination challenge in Mexico.

Yeah, that was, that was, that was, that was to cheap to produce. Is that the same people who make wipe out now? I don't know. It's gotta be. It's like the same show. It's the same show. Essentially. Do you want an angel warrior? No, which is, not so-

Sounds gonna say of real funny, iron chef, joke here, but we've already been gone. No, it happens to me all the time. No, it's not like trying to find the opening, but there's like no. Do you know an angel warrior is though? Yeah, yeah. So it's basically like, it's like a serious version of like the, you know, wipe out.

Like, serious. A serious version of what? What's a penalty? Hey, hey, hey, hey, no. Serious. This is a serious version. No joking. It's just a serious version.

What does that mean? So seriously, wipe out, you know, there's been goofy and like knocking people out of getting the money and stuff and they just keep going. And Ninja Warrior. And a serious version of it. Like, if you don't make it across this trap, we kill your firstborn So in the way basically it's like imagine like American gladiators. Where's like obstacle courses? It's you know if you don't complete the obstacle course, you're out So they have a hundred people and the whole thing is there's four stages and the last stage is literally like a hundred foot rope climb to the very top And if you get to the top you win

You can't smile the entire time It's a serious. I think they need to I think they've done like like 25 times and only four people actually completed the whole thing Can they? They should incorporate this into American Idol You just climb over the giant, you have to stutter that song at the end How many fucking ninja idols singing TV shows are there now? Too many. Did you see the choice?

I was just going to let you know. That's what I was going to say. Wait, into that show, man. That's what fucking funny. It's like what it was. So, okay, do you know the voice? Do you know the concept of this? Yes, that's right.

They're so much here. They like it. They push a button. It spins them around. They took that, around. They took that same goddamn set, and basically they turn it into a dating show where they have like shitty, zealous celebrity. They took these four swinging chairs, we put the entire budget into them, we gotta justify them somehow. The voice sounds like the choice.

Let's go with that. We can't afford any more left people. We can't afford any more left people. The voice is NBC NBC the choice is fox Oh really so then they have people come out and describe themselves and if the zealist celebrity It sounds like they're hot or interested they hit the button and spin around and I don't know And they hit on them and humanity guys I if I was ever on that show I would purposely go out there and be like hey like my

My I'm going to be Jackie Minnes. I'm going, guys. I find you, date. That's your one going to me. I'm a guy, Burke. Did you see the picture of that girl, like the real picture of her? Yeah, we talked about it a lot, so. Oh, we did, damn. Okay. You're talking all my shit.

I'm a good Burke. So what's on red right now? Anything interesting? God, if you got into the reddit portion of the plot, I think it's where I saw it was reddit. Sorry, but I can't give you my power. Because then the podcast will stop recording. Just that top is dead. You'd like to very said, speaking of resources, like you were talking about this?

One of the most, one of the most sought after resources in this office is the power supply, the more laptop, the more power brick. Yeah. Max, but some asshole took the part that plugs into the wall. What? The only less the part that plugs into the laptop. The power brick. Yeah. Max. But some asshole took the part that plugs into the wall. The only less the part that plugs into the laptop. This could power your laptop right now Joel. But some asshole came in here and took the power the wall part. I think that's just like a just a taunt. This was here. Last week recorded. I stopped plugged into the wall. So sometimes the last week

someone took this. Why would see this even need neat back like you that's like you and I I don't know about you I what we travel so it's like this thing never that stays together. Yeah forever as far as I'm concerned This does not happen. This doesn't exist. This is one unit doesn't happen. Yeah Now do you like the the one that's the the single plug that goes right into the wall? Or do you like the cable that plugs into the wall? Of the cable. Yeah, I like that. That's the length. Yeah, we get the extra length and also it's a little more secure. You can touch that extra length.

Yeah, when you do, when you see the other way that it's like, I feel like it's like barely in the wall or the way we'll pull it out. You just barely in and it gets pulled out. Yes. That was looking around looking for this plug. Yeah. And Barbara's giggling like a school girl. I hope I don't do this again

And Gus has this cable on his mouth again All right, I think we rented the loopy phase of the podcast. You probably wrap me so what's for lunch today? I don't know We Okay, we went to we went to Fridays yesterday. No, it's just a point as the first I've been there in years And they no longer have that fried cheese cheeseburger man. I've talked it up to Jack I'd never heard of this thing if I don't know about this now I've been there in years and they no longer have that fried cheese cheeseburger. Man. I've talked it up to Jack. I'd never heard of this thing if I had known about this. Now, on the case of one, years ago, when our office was still in Buda, I went to that Friday's once and they had a fried cheeseburger.

So it was a cheeseburger with a fried cheese patty on it, basically like a mozzarella stick disc. And then it was covered in queso. Oh, sounds so good. It made a cut. So good. It was a lot of us confused by the fact that there's chicken fried chicken. Yeah, there's nothing confusing.

Chicken fried is the preparation. So you can have chicken fried steak. What's chicken fried? What's it? What's it you understand? I mean, the chicken is the protein. I just remember the first time I ever heard that was here in Texas. You get a chicken fried pickle.

Yeah, you can chicken fry stuff. Can you pickle a chicken fried chicken? You probably could. That's super gross though. How does it have to do with you fried chicken? You probably could have a super gross though. How do you fry cheese? How does that work? You just get a stick of cheese and just stick it in a deep fry or... I'm never gonna say that.

How does that work? You probably coat it in the powder stuff. How does it keep its structural integrity while being fried? How do they fry cool it? How do they fry ice cream? You ever have fried ice cream? They flash fry that stuff. They batter it and they flash fry it.

I thought they just picked up a piece of poop and gave it to you. There's too much process of fry ice cream? You ever have fried ice cream? They flash fried that stuff. They like, they batter it and they flash fried it. I thought they just picked up a piece of poop and gave it to you. There's pretty much process of fried ice cream. So what's the difference between chicken fried and fried? I don't know. I'm not a cook. Well, I just thought maybe you would know. I guess it's the batter, right? Yeah.

It's the type of batter. I guess so. We should go to... We should go to fried. We should go to fried. We should go to fried gills or the hills. Did you ever see a meal time guys? Yeah. I fucking love those guys. You're the one hells. Did you see epic meal time guys? Yeah?

I fucking love those guys. You're the only one you introduced me to epic meal time actually. Barbaradon. I did. I love that valentine. I say at the so I'm from my hometown. Montreal. Those guys are great. Yeah. Harley was a nice dude. He was pretty cool. How do I get on that show? I ask. I mean, I just want to stick my face. Sure, we could arrange something. Did you make, I just love what they do. I don't know. Okay. Well, that's enough. They should make clothes out of food and wrap it up. Bacon soup. They should make a bacon soup. I wouldn't want that. Bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips. Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples? Example. Together in Trempathos,

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