Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #173

Episode Date: July 4, 2012

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That was the one thing she's there. Really? I don't know if they planned that, but yeah, she was only there on Friday, right? Was there a musical performance or was it just like a panel? No. Who knows? A, quote, musical performance. Yeah.

Quot unquote. So we're back, buddy. We are back. You guys have been around the world. Yeah, quote unquote. So we're back buddy We back you guys have been around the world. Yeah, yeah, we yeah, we are planets Living in the end free you just walk out now We went to one planet I Went to one planet

It's a many country I forgot what you two look like it's nice to have you back as soon as I saw Gavin this morning I walked out on my office and he was standing in the foyer here and he was like look you bent over looking at something I just ran up and kicked him in the ass I just ran up and kicked him in the ass. He's hard as I could. I think I kicked him right in the ass hole. Have you smiled and said, I missed you? You know, we went to one of the stops that we made because we went so far away.

We went to Perth, Australia at one point, which is the furthest point on the globe that you can go from Austin, Texas. Yes. The antipode of Austin, I believe, is in the ocean with the Perth. Yes. Antipode. What? The exact in the ocean with the Perth yes, antipode

The exact point on the earth that's opposite. Yeah, so we live in the pod right yeah, so we live on the Anti-pod is against us. I'm impressed you know that tough if the pod ever touches the antipode it blows up But yeah, we went to Perth and they told us that Perth is too far away to fly back in one go So to book something else out along the way. How many hours do you think that is? You know, I'd like to tell you, but we were initially said, why don't we go to India and Gavin's like, you know, come on, that would have been awesome.

I wanted to do four, I wanted to get a head massage by Baba. And if you're done that way, you could have literally flown all the way around the world then. But if you go, you think we go west from India? Why not? If you're going in, I mean, fuck it. You're in that far. If we wanted to guarantee you're going in, I mean, fuck it. You're in that form.

If we wanted to guarantee you like circumventing the globe, we could have gone back through Africa and stopped in Johannesburg. How do we suite? I had never been to Asia before, which is Asia continent, real quick, Kevin. Okay. Yeah, that's a lot about it. It's a continent.

So, I'm not a food king. So, I now get a little pin in Asia. So, I've been to Asia now. And I've never been to Africa and I've never been to Africa. I've never been to Antarctica and I've never been to South America. I think you and me must have like the same list we're trying to fill out. I think it's the list that everyone has. Unless you're gathered and then you have a different continent for Australia.

Australia. Australia. There's a lot of confusion about it, but you know what we talked about all the coincidence is that we have. Yeah, it's crazy. So, yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. So we literally just recorded that podcast where apparently Australasia isn't a continent, it's just a name for a region.

A region. And the continent is called Australia, which all the Australians very gladly pointed out to me over and over again. But we landed and then we went to to what was that museum we went to? Te Papa Museum. That was awesome museum. That was in Wellington. And the first like bit we went to was a giant globe of like tectonic plates with all the continents written there. It just said Australia there in fact letters. I was like god damn. And then we landed in Perth a few days later. we sat down in a restaurant, I let back in my chair and looked at the ceiling, and there was a big mural in the ceiling with all the continents.

Listen to this one. Again, let me write it above my head. It's all in your face. You're very quick to head. You've maybe been seeing them your whole life and just ignoring them like you said. But yeah, that one said Australia as well. I got pictures of both. Good. So here is our total path that we took. We went from Austin to LA to Sydney to Wellington, New Zealand to Sydney to Perth to Sydney to Tokyo to LA to Austin. We went to Sydney three times in a couple weeks.

What was the way to Sydney told us not to fly back directly from Perth? So we said, okay, we'll stop in Tokyo. We literally stopped in Tokyo for 36 hours. But the flight went from Perth to Sydney to Tokyo. Oh, my God, it's such a waste. We actually have to fly back west. Yeah, we flew back to the west and then to the east again. This is the exact backup to America.

Wow. But we have been in so many different time zones. I just have no idea what time it is at this point. Being in New Zealand, which is 12 hours ahead of GMT, which is where Gavs from. So New Zealand was the furthest point. That is the antipode for his. Oh nice. Congratulations. Thanks. And just being in that time zone, being at like the front of time, I'm already You have set by this conversation. I wish planet gather we had we this is a more long conversation over eating breakfast one day. What's behind time GMT minus Okay, so the US is behind okay, so I was excited the center of time is England okay and she goes back with some forwards around England okay

Of course That's why Dr. Hooth for him would. Exactly, because he's a time lord. That's why they said it's zero. It's where all the time lord's come from. But we, I'm gonna show you, I'm gonna explain to him that because he's had zero GMT, which is where he's used to coming from,

that the furthest point away from him would be the international date line. Because that's exactly the opposite side. Yes. It's not the case for Austin, it's Austin is negative six GMT already. Right. So you can go past the international date line. Yes, exactly the opposite side. Yes. It's not the case for Austin. Austin is negative six GMT already. Right. So you can go past the international date line. Right. Okay. And then the so purses the furthest away we get and still be in a city on land and not bobbing in the middle of the ocean. Like you said at the end of code. And I hate to tell you

him that that's the furthest point we can be away geographically, but not the furthest point we can be away in time. Correct. That is we come east, we get closer to Austin, but we get further away in time. Yes. Because we're approaching the International Day Line. No, he couldn't see it. The, the, the, the, absolutely. I get it. I've looked at it before.

The option for us is GMT plus six, which is somewhere in Eastern Russia in your Kazakhstan, I believe, or east of Kazakhstan, I want to say. Or anything along the North South. Right. So I was looking at... I was looking at the... For the record the record I'm pro-pod I don't want to think about my typo you know what I go you know my sister city is in Australia as well Austin sister city is Adelaide right Adelaide yeah so what does it mean sister sitting I have no idea we don't let our other city friends bangers

but I was looking at some sort of Jordan while we were out there I think it's the way that we're at. But I was looking at the map. Speaking of which, we saw Jordan while we were out there. We saw Jordan while we were out there. What a great segue, I'm curious to learn more. Do you guys like going live to talk about Jordan's sister enough to where he has to do an RT animated adventure based on his sister? He wanted him to draw his sister every.

Pretty much. Pretty much. And how horrible that would be for him. You got to stick way the arm finish I Know I don't have that plus I gotta say is all Jordan's women looking exactly the same. It doesn't matter My hands are brown yours has a frown. Yeah, so you're Carol with a frown Originally from the two the two dumb bitches on the San Diego

styles are different if you take close enough attention Really hard for distinct features to show cartoons for girls because it's like we're just white girls in the hair. White girls in the hair. We don't have beards or glasses or any other distinct features. We're wearing glasses. Girl beard.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, girl beard. Shake your hair. Then I'll wear that. I'll be bald for the rest of the time. Gambo, what you saying? I don't know. What was I saying?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Something really stupid. Oh, no, yeah, I was saying I was looking at a map of the times. What are you doing? What? Never mind to you. Oh, I was thinking that's the point I was making. I was looking at a map of the time zones, right? So, because they don't go straight down, they kind of like go around the borders of countries and stuff. But there's one, like group of islands that is GMT plus 14. And it's actually past the international date line. So Hawaii is here, and then below it is these islands,

but Hawaii's backwards and these islands are forwards. Okay. But it's like plus 14, there's actually 26 time zones. Yeah, well listen. Which means that one day last for 50 hours on the whole planet. One day last for 50 hours. Like one date will last for 50 hours on the whole planet? One day lasts for 50 hours. Like one date will last for 50 hours, don't you?

How do you come up with 50? 50. Because 26 times is 24 hours. But it's still the same amount of time. So you're at 26 and 24 to get 50? Yeah. Are you not? No.

Why would the number of times have affected the time the earth takes to rotate why would it be 26? you're just like coming up with numbers and putting them together for seven days in a week so maybe it's 57? 20 on the map! I mean I'm talking about! there's no arguments to be that there's 26 hours that's like 50 you know like you're making a fucking idiotic argument and you can't even get the fucking numbers right?

let's talk about so okay No, so in this group of islands a day starts a midnight, right and then But the day hasn't started in like Hawaii yet that won't start the day when it started Hawaii for like another 26 hours But there's a lot of overlap. There's no overlap. is overlapped between the front one and the back one You just said there is a fucking overlap Hawaii in this shit ball island If there's one time home that's 12 hours ahead so it would be 24 hours plus 12 wouldn't it be? Out of that it's back 12 hours ahead of zero. There's also there's 14 ahead of zero That's 24 hours ahead of zero. There's also there's 14 ahead of zero. I 12 back 24 hours ahead of something

No, it's kind of a military time. No, because if okay if if you're on GMT minus 12 right and Your you got someone else on GMT plus 14 you're over a day ahead of it Gavin is adding up Everything that a deal has 50 hours Damn it is adding up, damn it is taking down a big one. Damn it is taking down a big one. Damn it is taking down a big one. Damn it is taking down a big one. Damn it is taking down a big one. Damn it is taking down a big one.

Damn it is taking down a big one. Damn it is taking down a big one. Damn it is taking down a big one. Damn it is taking down a big one. Damn it is taking down a big one. Damn it is taking down a big one. Damn it is taking down a big one. You can move around the earth and stay on that day for 50 hours if you wanted to how it's true You could I think I always say because we did this so we were in Japan, which is across the national daylight Make a shout out. He's gonna explain it I'm really curious to know how this gets explained. I'll give you a clear example

We were in Japan. We were across the international date lines the day starts at midnight, right? We wake up at 7 a.m. So let's just take it from there. Okay, seven a.m. We wake up at 7 a.m Our plane leaves at 5 p.m. We kill the day in Japan. We get on a plane at 5 p.m. Wednesday. We fly to L.A. for 10 hours. We land Wednesday at 11 a.m. We land before we took off. We were flying for 10 hours. And so then we land at 11 a.m. We stay at 10 p.m. That night We had a Wednesday that lasted like 30 hours crossing the date line. I was thinking going along the same day So crossing the date lane to go back you can make it last thing on Yes, it doesn't matter. There are 50 hours where you can have the same day. I understand what you're trying to say

I don't know I was misunderstanding what you're trying to say before I understand what you're trying to say now You are stupid. I'm right though. I understand what you're trying to say now. You are stupid. I'm right, though. I'm totally right. But you... Listen, a day lasts as long as a day lasts. I mean, a day on earth is still 24 hours.

What you trying to say is July 1st exists. I said it dates. So 50 hours on earth. Are you planning to first? Is it physically possible then to have a 50 hour day? If you could... Like, is there a plane fast enough you could be in? Well, you can spend like time on an hour, right?

Right. You have to, no, you can spend, you can spend most of the day on this plus 14 area and they just fly up to the plus, to the higher, to the 12. Here's a, oh. Oh, you step, you just step across the international date line before midnight. He's got a point, you can do that.

You tie it, right? And you get 50 hours. What if you're up here? OK, OK, here's a crazy question. All these date lines are like lines of longitude, right? Yes. They all go up to the North Pole. Right. What if you're at the point where they all meet? Just sick. And you walk around. What's going to take what's going to take?

Could you have a date at last for 50 hours like doing that? Could you stay ahead of it? Right? Could you stay there where they all meet? Why couldn't you? Well, technically the sun never sets up there anyway, so you'd be, you would have a day that lasts for a very long time. Okay, look, this just points out what we learned on the ship, which is time is relative bullshit. Time seems like an absolute thing in our life.

It's not. It's just a big bowl of wrap. Our spinning, that's what it is. It's still going. It's just our measurement in our indicators. Do you think we should have time zones? Do you think we should have nothing more? No. Do you think we should have like a global time and you have to know that it at you know

But if two two a.m. Is when business started California. I think if we should right Yeah, if we colonize a new planet. That's how it will be what's that if we get a new planet That's how it will be there will they won't bother we put in time zones on Mars and stuff like that one hot This is the same time. You think that we established a stupid system? Well, it's an anxious system because people didn't know about other places around the world being. They couldn't get there fast enough. Yeah, sure.

They knew about the other places. Don't you think we'll try to sink the new planet to earth time? What, like, change this rotation? What are you talking about? No, no, no. I mean, like, we just, it's relative. So, I mean, we have, we relative so I mean we have we we try to sync time now based on these arbitrary boundaries of longitude that we've created you don't think they would try to do the same thing like

they're so like try to lock five PM central time on earth is the same as five PM central time on Mars yeah it would work because five PM one day would be in the middle of night and then the next day would be in the middle of the day it wouldn't work oh you're right no that wasn't fine it said there's a fricking little more it's five PM day and then I see you being the middle of the day, it wouldn't work. Oh, you're right. No, that wasn't even fine. He said there's a fricking little bit of Mars. It's 5 p.m. day, and then I'll see you on 5 p.m. night. It's a little bit of a damn sense. What does it even know? Like, what is the day on Mars? How long is it?

I don't know. But I know that Mercury has its year, it's shorter than its day. Yes, that's correct. So, you say, how the fuck do we get this conversation? What do you say is relative anyway? If it has a shorter rotation than the planet Earth? What does Mars?

It does. Even if they have their own time, it'll still shift according to Earth time. Like one day it'll be five o'clock, it'll be at our two o'clock and the next day it'll be at our ten o'clock. It'll still shift. The amount of time we've spent discussing this is probably a 50 hour day. We're done. We're done. We had our had our Wednesdays. It's already over. I'm I'm going to move on. No, we're so luckily Gavin visited one of the planets on our trip I think it tells us what time it was there. How are the other planets?

I haven't verified it but the first answer I found said that Mars's rotation period is 24 hours 39 minutes and 35 seconds. That's not bad It's pretty slow. Wow. This will aggravate the piss out of you. Who gives shit, gah? What, that really? This will aggravate you, guys. We found out there's a place I think somewhere between Melbourne and Adelaide, where they, when they do daylight savings, they shift by 30 minutes. Oh yeah, there's places like that here too, I think. There's a time zone, I think that's 30 minutes ahead. Fuck, what? I think like up in Canada. I think there are 15 minute times lanes to No, no, no, there's not

I think there's around Asia. It's just a rough show. It's arbitrary. It's totally arbitrary. It's bullshit Just give it up and then you like China that whole country they have one time zone. Yes That's what I like. I can get around I can get behind that. I love that I love that people in like the western part of the the Country have to like wake up at 3 a.m. I wonder which is the more like which side of the country benefits more from that like where It should the time zone actually be like people in the east is probably center on Beijing, right? I would guess it's on the capital Yeah, hey, what's going on the Hong Kong right now? What's what's going on? I don't know I feel like there hasn't been much reporting about it

I think I mean we just passed the 15th anniversary of the handoff from the British Empire to China. Why did they do that? Gams, you know why they did that? Why did the British give Hong Kong back to China? I don't know why you're asking me a history question. I'm just asking you to. I absolutely don't know, I do. Okay.

I can answer that. I know, but I want to see if I can answer it. Okay, answer it. Do you remember when that happened? Do I remember? Yeah. No. Okay. How many years ago was it? I don't know. I literally remember when that happened? Do I remember? Yeah. No. Okay. How many years ago was it?

I don't know. I literally just said it was like 30 seconds ago. 15? Yes. So you've been in what? 12? By the way, today is Barbara Dunkelman's 23rd birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday Barbara. Happy birthday. Well, it's not going to be when people are listening to this podcast. That's okay. It doesn't matter. We're on our 50th hour of your birthday, but the time they get that. Some of it will be your birthday still. Maybe on Mars. So you jealous.

Oh, what, you could skip your birthday, couldn't you? If you took off from LA, the people for your birthday. No, you're fucking birthday after. You're not birthday, never happened. Well, yeah, because we took a lot of Tuesday. And landed on a Thursday. What, what's your birthday?

You could skip it. I don't think you actually skip it I think we just had like a one hour one day I'm gonna do my 30th birthday every year and never turn 30 Why would you win 30? I'm just saying Nothing wrong with 30. Yeah, hey, I'm gonna read something here. What you shut up So I remind everyone that this podcast is brought to you by audible.com the Interimps leading provider of audiobooks with more than a hundred thousand downloadable titles across all types of literature and For free audio book of your choice, go to audiblepodcast.com slash rooster teeth. That's audiblepodcast.com slash rooster teeth. That's audiblepodcast.com slash rooster teeth.

I feel like I should have mentioned that it's Halo Glasslands by Karen Travis. Is there another glasslands? It's on a clear, so people know it's a Halo model. That's a Halo model. Yeah, oh, I mean. Karen Travis, if I haven't actually read it or... Me neither, that's why, like I just put it in my queue.

It's like that's my next project. It's supposedly there is a Karen Travis book that makes a red versus blue reference. She's a, I met her. She was in the show. I met her two years ago at San Diego Comic Con, I think. Yep, it's awesome. Yeah, she says, she told me she liked the writing, I thought that was a high compliment from

someone who has been raised from Caesar. Why do we, why is the New York Times a newspaper? Why is that the determining factor of the book is good or not? They probably just said they were and it's been going off for so long. It's like New York Times. They are endorsed by the New York Times. Yeah, but is there like anything else like that where it's like a newspaper determines what books are good? It seems like they're mucking around someone where they shouldn't. Yeah. Like is there a TV show in terms of what movies are good? Well, in a team of tonight. Roger and Ebert didn't have like a show or something

Are they with the movies? Yeah, that's the one 23 years old today Finally saw Prometheus this week. Yeah, I'm sure Roger is a bird. That's one person Roger No, he's still around okay That's one person Roger No, he's still okay Yes, listen jeez just go the last year he was alive He said one of the movies that you should watch is babe to pig in the city. Are you serious? Have you ever seen that movie? No awesome movie you ever see babe the pig movie. Yeah, what the hell this big two they made a big to nobody saw it's one of the weirdest cutest

Coolest movies I've ever seen in my life. Did you just recently watch it? I you know I just recently saw it again on Netflix, but yeah, but you two is awesome I'm sorry first one never saw it Bernie sitting at home watching baby Port jobs it's really dark. It's really weirdly a dark movie, but it's it's great did it make you hungry? Just really sad to the world animals are hungry and they have to eat that the divi of jelly beans one of the one of the guys I used to work it's really sad look at me guys I was looking at me and he goes, I'm cupped with Jelly Bean, don't even hit the bottle.

Oh no! You look really sad. You should've seen that, it's a great movie. One of the guys I used to wear with was a wildlife cameraman. He's spent a lot of time just hiding in the jungle and stuff. And he said, pigs were the worst for trying to get food because you walk up to a pig with a knife. It knows exactly what's gonna happen.

Like they're really smart. They know they're about to be slaughtered. So they would go, a pig would go crazy and you'd be like, uh, like, we were in some pigs a wildlife cameraman. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's like a big film. He's like a big film. He's like a big film.

No. He's like that. He's like that. He's like a big film. He had to kill his own food. He's like, oh, he's gonna make... He was in the paint. He was like, hey, but he's gonna make faces of big dips in. And he goes, not only because he killed bigs, he does which animals react tonight. What the hell? He's got like a man. He's going on threatening animals with his eyes. Guys, not only because he killed pigs, he does witch animals react to knives more than one.

This guy's like a man, he's going on threatening animals with knives. Well, the eagle took a drink. Good news is you can put the shit out of the pig with a club. That many guys here, what's going on? You think you want to play fetch right up into the last second? Wait, son of a bitch, guy's the knife has different things? You like putting in a pineapple? You like a pineapple?

You like a pineapple? You like a pineapple? You like a pineapple? You like a pineapple? You like a pineapple? You like a pineapple? You like a pineapple? You like a pineapple?

You like a pineapple? You like a pineapple? You like a pineapple? You like a pineapple? You like a pineapple? You like a pineapple? You like a pineapple? You like a pineapple?

You like a pineapple? You like a pineapple? You like a pineapple? You like would have to be like in hide in a jungle like all day and then he'd be on his own Okay, like a film camera So why would you kill the fucking pig to eat? What would you take food? What eight months what the food? He's taking a camera and it's worth a bill So he would go this food there. Why not what I use was there he would go out on a shoot for eight months Yeah, really he would just sit in the jungle build like build a hide What are you doing there? What are you doing there? He would go out on a shoot for eight months. Yeah. Really? He would just sit in the jungle, like build a hide, sit in it all day,

see if he got the shot, and then I'd move on. Is hide the English word for blind? Is that... When did we call those blinds? Like a tent? Or a cancee here or something? Yeah, like a camera tent. Yeah, good that.

Like a blind. Did he work on what's it called? A plane at Earth. Yes, he did. I heard are we're out for like a year at a time trying to get one shot. Yeah, that planet Earth series that is incredible. They're ready to make any more nature movies after that one. You know everything about nature after that. You bring it to me. Not Gavin. We should have a nature quiz with Gavin one day.

So got the bonus track is which animals are afraid of the ice. But it's but like you can walk up to a cow with a knife and it'll just stand there. Well, it can't really run. How fast could count? Can't stand peed. Yeah, customer. Which animals respond to threats? That's awesome. So, do your thesis on this? Yeah. What does you think of Prometheus? I like it. That was totally fine. There was some weird stuff in it, but yeah.

Totally fine. I thought it was a dead... I thought it was going to be a direct prequel to Alien, but I guess it's just set in the same place. Yeah, I was expecting more horror and direct alien stuff. It's because the trailer... If anything, can we talk if we give spoilers? I mean, I don't know.

It's been a couple weeks, I think. Anything, I was unhappy that they showed to Zena Morph alien at the end. I felt like that was a cop out. Like, the whole movie not showing it, at the very end, they like show it. They're like, what? Why?

Yeah. In the trailer, they showed like that big ship crashing and they showed the space jockey to sit. And I was like, oh, we're gonna learn how the ship got. Yeah, got on that planet, but it's the different space jockey. Different ship. What's the meaning of different space jockey? Didn't make sense. Different ship, there's a lot of it. Oh, the on that planet, but it's the different space jockey different What's the difference in a different space jockey?

It doesn't make sense Different ships have them. I guess also wasn't the space jockey and alien enormous. Yeah, it was right scale was way down I mean you did when he said see I did like cover him over and become big Giant in the in the original I mean like climbing over and stuff. Did you realize I looked at a blade on IMDB that the the doctor in that movie Ellie Shah played Lisbeth Sanders and the original girl with the dragon tattoo. Yeah, I did not recognize her at all She was also in Sherlock Holmes a game of shadows. She was I just saw a girl with the dragon tattoo on one or many flights. I watched it the I'm one of our many flights, I watched it. The uh...

You're the one? Yeah. The one with the... Do you like it? Then Craig and Roney Morrow. Yep. What did you think of that? Well, I thought, I don't know, man.

There's all that long stuff about the mystery of Harriet and all that. Yeah. I don't know. I was way more interested in the girl's writing tattoo character, you know. And she was only half the movie. I felt the same way about it. It's like, I feel like the movie's way too long and it's kind of meanders. I thought the US version was a little more focused than the original version but still

it's just kind of plotting along. It was entertaining. I watch you do kidnap people. I don't go fuck. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of like really freaky stuff in that especially some of her first scenes are just like pretty. We're off. Yeah. Yeah. And you know there's okay. I think it get on a plane guys film me and on this you're watching a movie. Oh God Get even I watch Game of Thrones and we watch the entire week by the way We should do a spoiler cast for Game of Thrones. Yeah, because I'm sure people have a lot of it I didn't see any of it. You should yeah, you're missing awesome awesome. Oh, yes, true You should. You're in the media. You're missing. I can't. Awesome. Awesome. Oh, yes, sure. You still work on RTX. But we watched all of season two basically on planes. So, okay,

you're on the plane. You have a laptop. You're watching a movie. Violent scene comes out of somebody in a shed shopped off or getting their body chopped in half. Yeah. That seems to be okay. But then there's a lot of sex scenes in Game of Thrones as well. What's the etiquette? No, what I do is I, God, and it's going to sound like there's a lot of sex scenes in Game of Thrones as well. What's the etiquette? No, what I do is I chew. God, and it's going to sound like I put a lot of thought in it, but it's just like a general rule of thumb. I watch my movies full screen, but if something comes on that I feel would be above a PG-13 rating, like Gore or Sex, I take it out of full

screen, window it, and move it off to the side, but I keep watching it. Do you have not screened, do you only see it from certain aisles? No, I've thought about it. I used to have one of those and I didn't give a fuck when I had that. Did you see me trying to like put my arm over it? Because there were kids sat right behind us when we were watching that game of thrones, sexy and I was like trying to put my arm over it. The way you have the screen was like in between you guys out of sight from those people. Well, it was on my tray table and I was on the aisle.

Yeah, you're gonna sit on the aisle so I feel like that's a big deal because people can see it in the and I was on the right and it's down as well. Yeah. But it's also like, it's also rude to watch other people's laptops, right? Yeah. When they're on the plane, I guess kids don't have much. But there's something like where you feel really awkward about that, even if it's just like people making out like without a shirt on or something, not even like full.

It's even like we get between a kid and gooms. It's even more like when you get a a bonus and it tips your tray table up. Gotta hate that. I'm gonna have to wait till I can try to segue into a story this weekend. Yeah, I traveled from Canada. It can be awkward. I was reading a cosmopolitan magazine which any girl's listening will know what that is. It's like basically women's sex magazine. Anybody listening will know what that is? It is like the same 10 sex tips recycled every month in that magazine. It's true. But I was reading it and there was a younger girl next to me, I would say maybe like 15 or 16. And I was like trying to hide the magazines.

There's like, you're crazy gonna read your magazine? Yeah, well she can't just walk up to it at a fucking new standing ground. I thought it was awkward, because it's like, do you want to be read this? Do you have that here at the office? What? The Cosmo?

No, I'm gonna bring it. I just want to just stupidly. Let me just say, let me just put it up. Let me just say, let me just put it up. Let me just say, damn I'm gonna bring it. I just want to just stupid Ten sexes drive crazy in the bedroom. It's so far. Here's a six-tip take your clothes off There was an article I kid you not it's when to give him the silent treatment and I was like fuck I'm done with this When the silent treatment and I was like fuck I'm done with this. When did you give him the silent treatment? How fucking stupid is that? I hate people who pull that bullshit. When did you give him the silent treatment? Yeah, what do you do?

I read it. What's that? I didn't read it. Well, that's valuable information. No, when did you give the guy the silent treatment? OK, I've got there. I pull it up on my phone here. Let's see what they've got.

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Huh? Well, it's number one. Who gives a shit? This is an ordinal like rankum. This is an order that they list them. Okay. He has a creepy hairdo. Creepy hairdo. Well, the craftrys are a crappy hairdo.

What's a crappy hairdo? Creepy hairdo. I guess it all depends on anything. I gotta say, I don't like discussing my stuff. He burps in Farts and Front of you. Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you question Why would you start dating a guy with a crappy hairdo like that? You wouldn't make it past the first one I got a crappy hairdo after you started dating. Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, he dresses like a hobo

He's like I gotta go in this office. Let's go for the flight top He's glued to the TV on game date. What's that mean? Oh, the football. Yeah, he leaves his dishes in the sink He grew an enormous beard. He gives you beard burn He forgets important occasions How we doing with Beards now? Are we reaching the end of that part of our big show history? Yeah, I mean Beards have made a research. No, I'm saying I'm saying they they obviously come back in the last few years But like when do they go out of Vogue again like I think all the dudes I see now have beard and I have a guy with a beard 2022

Yeah, what was the point in evolution of facial hair from that keeps you warm? What about the living? We're out hunting. Yeah, we're inside cooking so They didn't get bids because I say that it's not a good point though. Why do we have different hair patterns? Why do I want to? My ways that weird I know I think about it. Between? Speak it of like- That's what you- That's what women have.

Women have some hair, but it's like a peach fuzz, right? It doesn't grow into like the coarse beard hair. And you're lucky. I shake my beard once a day just to make sure. I would try to go with the girl with the beard. I'm serious. So it goes- Yeah, it was gross because when she shaved, it left like a green t-

Oh! Like, then it wasn't like dirty. It was just like, you could see the stubble. It's co-stubble. It's like five-a-coach-shave. It looked kind of greenish. It was so gross. That feels like Don Draper.

It looked green. Yeah, it was disgusting. Did John Hammond play Don Draper? He's like one of those guys that like will shave and immediately get five-a-coach-shave. I'm not that pro-look. Because my skin on my face is so white, and my hair is so dark,

and when I shave, you can still see it You are the palest his manic person I've ever met in my life. Yeah, I'm pretty good You met Ray. No, it's a great darker than I am. Is he? Yeah, what's right? It's right Puerto Rican? Puerto Rican. I'm talking about you. Yeah, you are dude. I'm getting a tan. Have you seen? Yeah, Gavin and Barbara are suffering through their first Austin summer. I've done it before. Oh, yeah, have you been here in summer? I guess you were here for recreation. Yeah Sorry, you went to Tokyo. Yeah, I went to Tokyo. Did you have one of the toilets that? Yeah, white, yeah, yeah, why by me the bed a it's squirt because like did you have one of those crazy electronic toilets and have like all the control panels? So the first thing I do I looked at it and I was like oh I see all these buttons

There's like different levels of spray. So the first thing I do is turn the water pressure to the maximum I'm guessing. And then um, on purpose. Yeah. And then uh, dropped a choosy. And then, and I was like, so I pressed the button. As I went, I wouldn't really find shit like maybe. By the way, Barbara, he told me every time, every time he went to the bathroom, he told me on the trip. He's still proud of it, so... He came up smiling. So then I pressed the spray button, and there's like a finger.

Maybe a four-second period of just worried. So I finished and I pressed it and it goes like... P-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg super clean after that. And then I was trying to get it to spray out of the toilet so I could see the thing that came out. Gross! Why would you choose that? I was just going to see what the thing was. It did it, but it's not attractive to you right now. If you were not sat on the toilet, it would come out and I was like, maybe it's like a white thing. And I realized there's a little infrared sensor just on the side, so I put my foot on it and then I pressed the button and I forgot that I turned the water pressure all the way It just it comes out of actually toilet it just goes

And it got the wall of the It was a tiny little room but it just went all over the wall. It's like powerful jet I know that's not good, but it was fun. I tried to get birdie He used to give me the stand in the way of the stream I tried to get buddy just he just gave me the stand in the way just I bet buddy 10,000 yen to stand in front of it Yeah, to stand in front of the jet, but he wouldn't do it he tried for about an hour to get me to do that And I like you making stupid bets. I do. I do love it He also you also you won't do anything himself He just tries to get me to do anything though because he wants to film it Yeah, I was gonna pay what I offered to pay you to something for it

Wasn't now and you refused of us to go to his fund. Oh, yeah You want to do it? There was a girl barb. There was a girl at the luggage rack in Austin where we claim our bags I get to react like a drag Wakey, so she and she was staring down Gavin over and over again and because you ask why is cookie book in our direction? I was like oh she's looking directly at Gavin and And so finally I said gammas and getting up with this girl's phone number. Yeah, he's like nah I'm gonna do it. I bet I'm what are you 200 bucks? Yeah, 200 bucks. Why didn't you do it? I just I just been on like a 11 hour flight. Nope, and I look here Gavin has a deep

Seated fear of rejection. I think doesn't everyone nope. I don't think so first of all you get to talk to a pretty girl and you get 200 bucks It's like a win-win wish was she not white some convinced Gavin's dick is racist. Oh really? Never heard him say that a non-white woman is attractive. I was like what about her? How is that a super hot? You know what I know you only say Holly Mary say that a non-white woman is attractive. I was like, what about her? How is that? A super hot non-white woman. You only say Holly Berry. You only say that when that comes up. She's pretty. No, we didn't know that in Japan,

honestly, there's a lot of guys who go to Japan because they really like Japanese girls. We know a lot of guys like that. You know, it seems to be comic book fans and everything else. Like a stereotype kind of. Well, it's really fit in. Yeah, I guess so right and so I've really felt that way, but we went there There's this look that's going on in Japan where everyone tries to look like a Barbie doll. Oh, yeah, I've seen that. Yeah, it's creepy It's only attractive achieved. They go bar. You know, have you seen these pictures? I have Yeah, it's freaky. Yeah, they're like good. They're like, why don't they like, put in like these weird contacts and giant eyelashes, and all that stuff.

I really liked Tokyo, I thought it was awesome. We had a good time. Great time. What was your favorite thing that you all saw there? Well, we stayed at the hotel where they filmed lost in translation. It is a park eye. The park eye.

By far the nicest hotel and the best service I've ever had in my life. It was ridiculous. Like, what did they do for you? People like the cleanest will be walking through the corridors and stuff And if you just happen to walk down the same corridor, they'll just stop and bow at you and then carry on But just like that is amazing to me. They just everyone drops what they're doing so they acknowledge you I stayed at a crappy hotel and I went to Tokyo. They did the same thing. It must be like a cultural thing

I understand. And then you can tell the Americans who are dealing with it well For instance, the guy at the front desk walked us to our room after eachecta sin Okay, that's crazy. Yeah, you walked this all the way up and then I got this conversation with the guy First of all you told us Gus you guys don't speak a word in Japanese, which we don't speak a word in Japanese We were perfectly fine. Everyone we ran into Completely spoken. No, and I ran into spoken English text everywhere. I thought it would just be Japanese symbols. This English writing everywhere. Even like they're ads, they put English in their ads.

And it's not only like nonsense though. Yeah. Yeah, there wasn't so much of that. I mean, it was really, I mean, at the very least you're getting names of products that are written in Roman letters, you know. You know, they're not in Japanese. What is the Japanese language script called? Maybe no.

Sin To? No, it's something. There's a couple of different alphabets. What is the Japanese language script called? Maybe no. Sin-toe? No, it's something. There's a couple of different alphabet. It's katakana and kanji. Okay, there you go. But there was that obviously, but we saw English everywhere we went as well.

There wasn't a check in desk either. They walked us to the 40 second floor and then we sat down at a table, like a big table and we had writing pads. to the 50 second floor, and then we sat down at a table, like a big table, and we had like writing pads. I felt like we were buying a house together. It was amazing. We were like sitting down.

We were like, we were planning a lease. We were planning a desk to check in. So you walked in and someone walked you up to the 42nd floor. We got out of the cab, and then someone just took us to the reception, which is on there. The lot of hotels at the 42nd floor weird I it must be something beneath it like residences or something or a business

Yeah, I took a picture inside the lift and there's just three buttons. It's like Not much choice there, but it was crazy like I got in the wrong elevator and this woman behind the desk like ran to stop me Because she she saw me getting the wrong elevator knew where I was going and she's like sure sir Please, please, please come out go this way please. I'm so sorry and I'm like saw me getting the wrong elevator. Newer I was going and just like, sure, sir, please, please, please, come out. Go this way. Please, I'm so sorry. And I'm like, I got in the wrong elevator. You know, she's sorry. You're like, I forget it.

You can't even think of anything. When I was there, I realized that probably one of my favorite things involves elevators, the closed door buttons there actually closed doors. Where was I recently where that were, too? Is the hotel we said at VidCon? You can hit closed door and it closed, I was like, this is the dream. It's awesome.

Those things just had to lie, aren't they? I feel like it's a thousand times, hold it. I've heard that supposedly when it's like in a different mode, like for firefighters that they actually do work. Yeah. Like in a maintenance mode. There's also like you look at them online,

there's hacks for certain brands of elevators where you can like push the buttons in a certain way and a combo of buttons and they'll just skip all the other floors like if people are pushing the buttons again. Oh, that's awesome. It's really not awesome. It's awesome. It kind of ruins everything. But it was it was Japan was a lot of fun. We ended up eating this like little dive bar. Yeah, it was like ground, isn't it? Yeah, it was like shoulder to shoulder with people. That was like, building out into the street from the building where it was funny.

But I know why you like Japan so much. Why is that? Everybody follows the fucking rules. Everybody, everybody follows the rules. The rules are serious. Yeah, it's like barbed up over there. They're driving the left. Yeah.

You know, so everything's in the left. You pass people like walking you walk on the left, it all translates So everything's in the left. You pass people, like walking, you walk on the left, it all translates like to over. So like you get on an escalator, everybody stands to the left, in a perfect line, and everybody's on one step. One on every step, it looked like something from a movie where everyone's turned into a ribos.

Yeah, it looked like a machine, you know? I mean, in a place that big with that many people, there has to be order. The most chaotic thing I encountered was, did you all go to Shibuya? Yeah, we did. So I don't know if that, when you come out of the train station,

there's like that Starbucks there and that super crowded intersection where everyone, his footed passes. I was there on a rainy day once and everyone had an umbrella. So then it's like, if nobody, it's really chaotic when everyone's crossing the street,

but then when you introduce down umbrella and then everyone's having a raise or lower umbrella and it's the way to hit each other umbrella It was like looking at a crazy game. That was so funny. Wow. That's hilarious. They should be footage of that on YouTube somewhere, right? I think I took a video of that.

Okay. I've got it somewhere. You definitely tell all the tourists to do all the cameras out recording this intersection. Yeah. I'm sure everyone in mind was saying shut up. I talked about this last week that convention where they group people. It's like a 500,000 version convention. Yeah, comic hit. Yeah. Those videos you see see online where they just like have masses of people in line

and they just move them all in chunks. Yeah. And people do it. Yep. People do it. They get it. Like we were amazed they had a... Oh the cams are two the doors just open on their own. Yeah. That was kind of cool. Yeah. You know. And every seat has like a white tablecloth over it which is weird. What do you mean? I don't remember that. Like all the seats are covered in a white fabric. Oh, I didn't notice that. When I was there, I only got in a cab like three times. But each time it was like a super, super old dude. It was at the same free rush.

Yeah. Like really old dudes, like, yeah? No one young drives a cab. Maybe their coverage is in case you make it too easy. That's right. That's where I give you your napkin. You don't want to see where the bidet comes out. You're finding the fucking taxi.

I'm impressed. But that was a lot of fun. And then we also, we went over to Wellington. And... Yeah, I think a Gavin tweet at something where it was like he's in Wellington, New Zealand, with an American Sincard on an English phone. I think it was the other way. And I was trying. And I was made in China and I was texting someone in Australia. So it was like, it was a really odd part of the communication.

So one of the things that happened with the and I was texting someone in Australia. So it was like, it was a really odd part. It was a really odd combination. So one of the things that happened with the Brompton cards was I, in Sydney, our first stop. On the second day, I left my phone in the cab and it was this big, arduous process to get my phone back. And that was the worst thing that ever happened to me. Because when you've got two people traveling with one phone and it's your phone, it's the worst.

Yeah, did you get it back? I did, I got my phone back and it took forever to do it. It was like a long process to get my phone back and it was a big, big painting ass and the entire time, Gavan's like, I can't believe you left your phone in the air and he wouldn't freaking drop it the entire time. It's like every day after we got it all settled, he's like, you left your phone and kept your idiot. Every time I could stand up and make sure I had everything. Yeah, you better. You're so paranoid

I still leave stuff everywhere by the way. He's the he loses the you're the most unorganized person I know Yeah, what did I tell you people hand me shit? Don't hand me stuff so many hand me a t-shirt. That's why I lost track Because you have you have the pack to do. Yeah, I have this wall here. I have this phone I have keys and I do the Pat like all guys do that's it but then people are handing me t-shirts and cups that I got to carry away it's like Fuck and so then I lost my hand because I was keeping track of some god damn t-shirt somebody gave me thanks for the t-shirt by the way So Gavin the entire time is just really killing me for leaving stuff behind even though all I did was leave Well, I did leave my 18 minute

My card but he was just really killing me the entire time and we get back to Austin and we're out in front the gates We're closed here because we got into like 11 at night and we get out of the cab. We're doing everything God damn if I don't look in the cab to make sure I'm not leaving anything behind There's Gavin cell phone sitting the back seat of the cab Did you almost not want to tell him? Barb, I was so prepared to let the clicker type in the game. You were taking care of the shit in the head. I can't believe you lost your phone.

I know. And then he said, hey, the response is really good. He was just looking at me. Like, obviously, trying to hold in the biggest grin in the world. He was just looking at me. And he was just like, I had a pretty good telegram on it. I was like shaking while I was trying not to laugh and smile. But that's the thing about, that's the aggravating me

about Gav constantly making fun of me. Because Gav's on the trip, we go all these places, Gav's on the trip, not a care in the world. Gav, what times are you like? Don't know. Where are we staying? Don't know. He's like, no.

He's like, he's supposed to know. He's nothing about the trip the entire time. If I was thinking I shouldn't even tell him what cities you're in, so you wouldn't know where we were Just get on the point. We're just gonna play and he'll be like where we go. Oh, where we'll play takes those once again two and a half weeks With Gavin I never saw his wallet now one time If did your paper need you how much money did you spend on this trip? quite a bit a real-life food and stuff

When did you buy food when you went there? various food and stuff. What did you buy food? What do you want to? What did you buy food? In fact, we were the last, like, the trip, coming back from VidCon, which we should talk about in a second, but we were coming from LA to Austin for VidCon. And we were going to do any option

to upgrade to first class. And I thought, how much is a kid that can calculate to go? It's 90 bucks for a four-hour flight to get first class. I'm like, that's worth it, right, Gus? Do you agree? No, Brianna. Yeah, it's the last flight. It's like, let's just do this. Only 90 bucks for a four hour flight to get first class. I'm like, that's worth it, right Gus? You agree? No, Breyer. Yeah, it's the last flight.

It's like, let's just do this. Yeah, it was 90 bucks. They have this thing where you do segments and you build up a bank of them on American forecars. So again, I should guess what you do is because absolutely, let's do it. But on the trip, he qualified, he's got so many miles, he qualified for gold.

On American. He's gold just that's on America. from all the miles he racked up. So when we went to go upgrade normally since I was the one who's gold and he wasn't it just used my right. My bank of upgrades for him. But because now he was gold said Mr. Gamford you don't have enough upgrades insert a credit card to buy $90 worth of upgrades and then Gavin goes.

Oh, well, do you think it's worth it? So all my five seconds think it's worth it? Five seconds ago it's only worth it now. He's like this is a consumer decision Fucking three-loader You think about it you really he was really get a credit card head is like shaking Yeah My why would I be fan of stuff on it? I got it for about two seconds. I was like, this, yeah, go on there. Which is, that's exactly what you thought about it. It was gonna be my mod. Why would I be paying for stuff? On it.

What's the business trip for stock? I don't have a business card. That's true. Business credit card, sir. You don't need to be in first class for a business trip. Yeah, well, I pay for that one. It sounds so much to paying for things.

He literally didn't know anything in any point of where we were at what we were at. Capri, knowledge is hassle. There you go. And the mom, the moment he was in charge of one thing, he lost his phone So I felt very vindicated by that Yeah, I can't I can't relate to people who do shit like that

I had family in town over the weekend because one of my cousins got married they came in from San Angelo And then like on Sunday I was talking that I was like how are y'all gonna drive home like oh? Like what do you mean you don't know like man? We're just gonna drive like when I were gonna take hope to go north on 35 Like are you going to wake up? I don't think that's the right way for you to go like oh, I don't know. We're just gonna drive Like what does that even mean? We're just gonna put the car neutral and let it hurt And eventually Like travel like I have to know where I'm going. I see no when I'm gonna be there. I don't know how I'm gonna get back That's the stressful bit

Planning everything if you just go and win it You don't have any stress you don't do anything you're putting the you're putting the responsibility on somebody else You're traveling with you putting your stress on someone else to fucking deal with their bullshit and to deal with your bullshit I used to travel alone a lot I just this happened when you and I went to LA with Bernie because you haven't been I traveled out the day before you did Uh-huh and like everything I ask out, he's like, mm-hmm. No, no. Just get on the plane. Then you're just like in the airport I figured out yeah

Figure it out then when it matters. I had two pins that I took on the trip because I knew I was gonna be pens It felt all these damn cards every time you land in a country Or when you leave the country there's these little pamphlets like Customs for immigration forms that was the worst part about traveling between Australia and New Zealand was like the departure card And then the entrance card for the other one It's just the same for with a slightly different arrangement. A lot of team information. Yeah, it sucked.

It was the other same 18 pieces of information going over again. Going to Sydney three times, really, I got bored of that one. We see so much. First of all, for all of us. We see so much of that, right? I discovered. Oh, you were good. But then of course he loses my two pens.

I had two pens, I're good. But then he, of course, he loses my two pens. I had two pens. I was paired. Gavin, of course, bought no pens. So by the end of it, we're like stuck in this limbo. We're gonna be living in the airport because we don't have a goddamn pen to fill out this country. Now, he's got a thing. We went through Australia, we went to New Zealand, we went through Japan.

Everything was fine. Lines were short. What do you do in the country? We're here to hang out. We're here to do whatever we're gonna eat sushi They're like great come on in have a good time. I get to my own fucking country I'm here for two minutes. I already hate it It's like as soon as I land the lines are fucking long

Mm-hmm. I'm in I'm standing for two minutes He had to go in a separate line because he's not the American passport Two minutes I'm in my own country some fucking TSA agent comes up and he goes, hey, you can't stay in there. And I'm like, why can't I fucking stay in here? Tell me why I can't stay in here. You have to stay in beyond the carts. It's like, God damn it. I hate, I don't know what it is.

It's like, you're gonna get back in the US. I don't want anybody telling me what the fuck to do. If some Japanese guard is in, you can't say anything. I'm really sorry. Oops, I screwed up. Nope, in the US, that never happened anywhere. It get in the US, it's like. Well, it's'd be a lot more polite in other countries. Well, yeah, when we were going through immigration out Australia when we first landed We had some in Australia. We had some like

We came across the friendly student the world remember that guy who like welcome Dustin's the line and then Pointed us in it's the right immigration booth Yeah, and they were like Japan too. Hey, dude. Yeah, it's awesome It's like do you speak do you speak English to say a little bit? They speak perfectly fine English Yeah, we didn't have any trouble understanding anybody. What's awesome? Well, so don't you read pen on this phone? No, they which don't use you know how you get to the desk And they have the chip the pens chain down there. Yeah, well, we found it We just get off an international flight. I'm surrounded by people wearing, you know, those surgical masks, which freaks me out

anyway. Then we found this like shut down area, like a dark area of the terminal. It looked like a dead level. It seemed to be a dead, like it was a dark part of the airport. And there was those desks and they had pens chained there so we could take one and fill out our form and it's a gab and lost my fucking pen so I grabbed the first pen out of the case, start to write, it's not a pen, it's a thermometer because you're the quarantine of people. Oh my god.

I feel so fucking bad. I feel like a Lifer dead man. They're the thermometer. That's the whole thing. I think this is the thermometer hanging out there. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, like sloths, I think chains are.

Oh my god. It's like a ripper dead man. They're there. So it was so horrifying. Devon's lack of a physical attitude towards traveling made me do some things to spite him in the past. One time we had to go to an event in Baltimore. So I decided that we were gonna fly him there, then I was gonna make him take the train, figure out himself, and how to get from the Baltimore airport to the hotel. And then didn't you get there like super late at night? Yeah, it was fine. I did it. I did all that. I think it was fucked up and scary. It was scary. I did it. Not a great story. We need to rely on them. Thank you. I was embarrassed. I can't relate the details. It was pretty. It was in Baltimore?

Yeah. That's pretty scary. What about in Baltimore? Oh, I could have gone. Oh, cool. That was the one where I couldn't get anyone to give me our badges to get in. Yeah. And I kept being sent literally from one person to the other, and then back to the same person, and after a walk like five minutes each way, I was getting really annoyed. So I just followed a truck into the unloading bay and just climbed up like the big step where the truck pulls in.

And just out the booth, just broken. Right. I gave a massive shout out to our Australian fans because we were part of the special guests for this convention like supernova So we were we had to go to the green room with all the other special guests at the end of every day our fans Loaded us up every day with like five or six bottles of booze Every single day we were there. Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, it was awesome

So we kept showing up at the green room with like a bar. Yeah That's a type of poor entrance and like Trisha health would come in and be like, oh, you were drinking on the Yeah Free in the party, we had some like someone brought I think his name is Angus. He brought that like chocolate What was that? What was that stuff? It was a Winery that was next door to a chocolate tier in Perth, okay eventually he said, hey, let's make a chocolate liquor together. And this was the most amazing thing. Barb, it had a cork of solid chocolate in the neck that we had to chip out to get to the thing because it insulated fighting.

It was lush. Oh my god. And it's like the two best things in one. And Vantroyer really liked it. Yeah, Vantroyer was there. And they said he looked like Seth Roker. He said, Vantroyer chilled the shit out of me. It's like, we're Detroiters there and I said you look like Seth Rogen. He said, Fertranger, troll the shit out of me. It's like, we were talking about something about, I forget it was, and we were talking about being in a place and seeing somebody and we're in a guy's head. It's probably because you look like Seth Rogen. Can you just roll the bike? What's in that?

I got to drive by trolling. But- Did you guys have the longest line of the entire convention? It was pretty long, thanks. Yeah, and I, at both events, we signed, we did, it's run by our DVD distributor down there. We signed for the entire eight hour day, so we had our panels without like, we didn't take any breaks or blunch or anything like that. And that's when I discovered the most first world problem I could think of,

is you get dots on your finger here when you try and put the Sharpie back in from signing so much. Why don't you just get one that clicks? Yeah, well, yeah, we should have done it, but I always miss and like get what I like. I know that the dots, I can call it. No, no, no, no, no. The most first world problem is being annoyed at filling out customs immigration cards and Sydney because you've been in it for the third time in a week. That's the most first world problem for you.

That's very true. But yeah, what's fun being known is the guys who came back to the green room with booze. Like booze, we ended up being known for that. And they were like, oh, I fancy doing that. And then we were like, two, it's like, known as the guys who came back to the green room with booze We had enough reason to know for that and they were like oh, I fancy to do that And then we were two. It's like obviously, there's you know We actors and everything there's people in different levels of sobriety and there's some people like oh no I don't drink. Oh god. I'm so sorry You know, I mean to get apologized for that and here we are bringing all this booze back and That's a problem. Yeah

They go one of the guys some got some drinks, he's like, but tell you what, just give it to me and I'll smell it. And I'm like, uh, and then he grabs it because with these shitty star-phone comes, so he just hold it with two hands. This company's like, Oh my God. I was like, you know, who should I have a little tear

coming down his head? It's like the beginning of like some tabloid story. I can tell. It's like the guys who have quit smoking but like to be around people who have smoked, like breathe on me, just do it. Let me smoke clothes. But I know it was, it was, it was definitely a lot of fun.

It was a fun experience to have. It's awesome. While we were there and... Every favorite part. Man, that is hard to say. My favorite part was when we went and got dinner in Perth in what, like a converted office. What was that? We found some, we just found a restaurant that looked like an office. Like I think our silverware came out of a filing counter.

It is a desk. It's a file in your amp for fork. Did you eat up monsoon poon in Wellington? We did not. What's monsoon poon? It's a, it's like an Asian fusion restaurant, but they serve the hottest dish. It's a very famous stripper there. Off of, like restress will serve something

They'll say it's really spicy watch out and it's never spicy. I'm on so poon it will fuck you up You remember this right? I do the firecracker chicken. It is fucking hot. You will be sweating in the face any flavor Or is it just awesome? It's so good Of all times when you were given the man for the first time and in Seattle time is when you were given the man for the first time and in Seattle that we would say Dixies barbecue he had the man and we'd never heard of this before and Gus was the first first try I wasn't there but Gus ate it and immediately goes I have to go to the other one. I thought it was dying I thought I was gonna die because I also had checked lips so like I eat it and then I lick my lips and it just got in and everyone was like oh my

god I hope Facebook and it was like it's just like a tiny little drop I'm gonna keep it in there and that's what they give you My lips started swelling Face was turning red it's like that stuff is like it's like a to bugs bunny cartoon when the witches are mixing the big pot They put the one drop of something in it in the big pot, and they put the one drop of something in it, like, who would this whole thing change? That's what that's like. It is fake.

Oh, but I was there with Cranky. Cranky user, he's the person who took me there. He's the person who victimized you. Oh my god. And then of course, this is the kind of thing once you go through that horrible experience, you try to share as many people as possible. I want to suffer out.

I want to suffer out. I want to suffer out. Didn't someone give Jeff some 1 million school-ville unit sauce at Pax East a couple years ago? Yeah, like 2 years ago I think. Yeah, I think I've come to schoolville. Schoolville is like a quarter of mates I think, right? I think so. It's close.

I think it's closer to mates. The pepper spray is like for a thought. I'll take a look here. Well then, I'm not sure. But it was funny. He had that one drop on a toothpick He's like, well, I'm not doing the panel today. Yeah done. Didn't he take a shot of it? No, he just had toothpick of it Oh, I thought you could shot no, no, just a tiny little bit. I would look I would look to the school builder man is just for a frame of reference

It's probably a million to be honest I think you'd ask Jean Porter the guy who made it say what's in it? Don't know anything Well, it's like it's like how much of a canoe you guys I've never eaten it. I'm not stupid Let me see here. I know how a hell of a little Pebble how pinio pepper I think is 4,000. Yeah, it's pretty low. Yeah, and that's pretty spicy It can be depends on the pepper Sometimes there was a big way when I when I first came to Texas is a jalapeno here Is that what that was? Yeah, and I almost died from that

Yeah, 4,000 I fell on the ground Spicy can you eat more spicy stuff yet? Are you still a pussy? I? Don't I like flavor. I don't like but I didn't see spicy is a flavor That's a thing. I agree with Gavin was things too spicy. You can't taste it because your mouth is on fire spicy food. You have to experience twice Oh, I see yeah, and I'm the second time set We're adding her I've had it once and I think it was with a man I need to go to the bathroom now. Drop some man Drop it like a pot

Oh, you're right most law enforcement grade pepper spray is 1.5 million to 2 million. Yeah, right? It's right there Yeah, so could you put pepper spray like on your food and eat it? I don't know like what is it? I mean, it's like they say pepper spray. What's the pepper? Yeah, pepper. Could you just pepper? If they run out of the big grime they just switch to it. They use cracked pepper on. Don't look in the way, it's an old dirty. Just screw you up. Pro-denters. Pepper Grinders. Do you want any cheese on that as well?

Oh my God. Cheese. No, that's what you use crack pepper. Like I like the antidote. Yeah. The antidote. The antidote. Unprope-mo.

So the big question is, and I know Jack was stumping for it on a previous podcast, but we have a trip to Australia again this year later this year. We will be going to Brisbane and Adelaide Yes, which as we learned earlier is the sister city of Austin Texas I went to Adelaide once a few years ago. Yeah, yeah, did you have steam? Oh? No, that was that was outside of Melbourne. Okay, that probably my my favorite conventions. So it's Australian ones It was fun. I really like the most well-run conventions. Yeah Oh, no, that was not tight of Melbourne. Okay. That probably my favorite convention, so there's a straining once. It was fun.

I barely liked the most well-run conventions. Well, it's because we have help. We've got to help to do that. But I mean, just like as a whole. Yeah. Not just the researchy aspect of it. Yeah, it's very exciting. The people who were running Supernova

were very cool and very organized. Yeah. Even Davanue, what he was doing, all the time. And he was a plumber, shit. Couldn't escape anything. It's true. So were you going to say about a plan for shit. Could this game, anything? Sure. So, were you going to say about our later events there? So, what do you think?

So, I mean, who are going to send it to Australia the next time? No, no, I think, uh, Kerry wanted to go. Kerry? Yeah. Okay. I remember he had a pretty cool idea. Oh, he did have a cool idea. So, I think he has to go for that reason.

I think the rule for Australia is anybody but Jack. I think that's what he said. We should offer it to Jack and tell him he gets cancelled.. No, it'd be good. You guys are awful. It's terrible. Let's go. It's gonna be a little bit... Our distributor down there was talking to me. They wanted to see if it would be possible for us to do like a panel down there and do a live podcast recording on stage. That would be pretty cool. So we're talking about that trying to work out some logistics. I got to say too, I got to give a major shout out to the fan group down there, Routice, Katie who's coming in for RTX, they put on RTAs, which was an event

that we went to in Sydney. That was a blast. That was very fun. We had a lot of fun. And Gavin did not repeat Brandon's mistake. He did not take all the shots he was offered, although he did take quite a few of them. I did. I accept my strength. It's Gavin has a higher tolerance than Brandon though. Oh, I think VidCon put that in. So I got lucky enough I was able to go to the Spider-Man premiere the first day that

we were in VidCon. I just got flipped off by Barbara. Yes, it was pretty cool. And so I kind of went without Gavin. And when I got back to the hotel, it was pretty late. And I went to bed. I just was asleep. And at 3am, I get a phone call.

The wakes me up. And it's Gavin saying, Gavin, however, which makes me come out and take care of me for an hour. Be this motherfucker. He was so drunk, it was unbelievable. What did you do? Well, it was free bar. Free bar. Well, I really, I'm pretty industry part of it. I tell you what my problem was. I've never been to a party on my own before.

So I wasn't with anyone to talk to. So I was like, well, I'll go to the bar, have a few and I'll get Che. and it was good and then afterwards yeah he says afterwards yeah because he can't remember anything that happened at night but we have slowly pieced it together based on other people's photos and everyone coming up to us and telling us the next day hey I saw Gavin he was super drunk oh my god oh he was super drunk and he's an elevator I had the best hour-long conversation with a double rainbow guy. It was like the best moment of my life Why did you get back to the hotel? I was in a clarification. VidCon is like the basically the YouTube Con

So it's like all the people of YouTube videos really The YouTube says So yeah, Mr. Double Rainbows there. What is he up to the triple rainbow yet? What do you guys talk about? Everything in life. It's pretty low on the deepest conversation I've had. I tried to get him to go to bed for an hour.

Gus, what is my responsibility as a friend? He's that drunk. I'm not drunk at all. It's three in the morning, then gets to four in the morning. And I get him in his room, get him in his bed. He takes the complimentary water that they give him. No room, get him in his bed, he takes the complimentary water that they give him. No, that was six bucks.

It was Fiji. Great. He did what they paid for it and he's dumping it on me and flipping it at me and covering me with water. What are you doing that? What? I'm pouring it too and I'm just like I said I'm going to wrap a towel on your head and throw you in the bathtub.

You're going to whip it used in his ass. He's trying to tackle me, constantly trying not to phone out of my hands, and I'm like Gavin, go to your sleep, and I finally get in there, and I get out of the room, and I walk away, he follows me, I'll be back on the lobby, and that's where I left him after an hour of just like wrestling with him

and trying to get him under control. That's a joke. I don't remember, I remember being at the positive. You would think if he was that drunk, he would have passed out. Yeah, I didn't have that energy that day. I should've, you know what, he doesn't remember anything. I just should've knocked him out.

I said I should've knocked. I should've taken like his Mac, his Metal Mac book, and just at me. Pike bomb from left for dead. Oh shit, yeah. Mo Parker does a lot of cosplay stuff. Yeah, he does. He says he likes to throw this into a living room for the people who are playing left for dead. It scares the crap out of them. I bet it does.

Oh, he should, that's awesome. He's attacked by zombies. And it's cool, it looks exactly like the one from even with the battery, the one that. Yeah, but he should have painted gray. I mean, call me crazy, right? Here, you hold it up, cause it's yours. Take a picture. You know, Make the noise while we do it.

Very important for the picture that it's making noise. Yeah. But Mo Parker, he had a crazy cosplay costume at a the tank. Yeah, a concon when he dressed as the tank. And he looked, he was enormous and he had these huge arms that he was controlling to some kind of. He made journals about the process of building that thing. It was incredible. Is that his sister? Is Aiona? No, no. Aiona, sister? Aiona, they're just friends.

Okay. And she played Zoey. Yes. And then there was someone that played Bill. I think it was her brother playing Bill. Playing Bill was her brother. Okay, that's why I got confused. I could be mistaken, but I think it's what it was. That was a pretty cool team of cosplayers. Yeah. They're really, really good.

She does a lot of cosplay as well. Aiona. I think she did someone else from Lepard Dead once too. That was a pretty cool team of cosplayers. Yeah, they're really, really good. She does a lot of cosplay as well, Ayona. I think she did someone else from Leoparded once too. Forget the other girl. Rochelle? Yeah. She's such. She's so much worse than Zoe's.

Zoe's better. What's the perfect left for dead team? The perfect left for dead team? Well, I was the one who had to be on that. I think coach, you're beyond two. I like coach. I like coach. But I like, I'm all, just know like it's reshaling

Uh, um, I can't say Lewis. This is like racist For I don't like France is very much. Although I'll be like Francis. Yeah, I'm not a big Francis fan. Yeah I'm not a big Nick fan either. I yeah, I can I can lose Nick. Yeah, so we're down to we're down to five Don't like five. Yeah Frank. We got a bill Lewis Zoe Coach and Ellis. He cut from that Dream team right here cut Zoe. No, I might cut bill honestly. Oh really? Yeah, no You know they're coming out with more campaign for this leopard dead too and I don't know if you heard this I heard they released SFM 14 fortress two. I should well

We talk about the first second. I'll make sure that we can talk about what we're about to talk about before we put out the podcast. But we've been working with SFM for probably four years. Something like that. On different stuff. One of my favorite people in the entire world, Bay Rate, is the lead on developing that. And he showed it to the early stuff like four years ago. We've known this has been coming forever.

Yeah. And it is a crazy, crazy tool. In fact, I'm not sure how much they put out in this initial offering. We got to take a look at it. I've taken a look at it. I've looked very extensively. So if I'm asked about it, I know what to say and what not to say. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But it's, it was something, one of the coolest secret things we've ever been shown that early. So it's for, you know, for people who don't know what SFM is, it's source filmmaker. It's a utility you can run parallel to the game. It is the game.

It's the game. It is very hard to explain. It's like a program that run, it's like the game, but a program that runs parallel to the game. It really only makes sense, the power of it really only makes sense of somebody who's edited for a long time. Like, you can edit a scene, but then go into a clip and change the clip. Right. So like, you have your clip in a timeline.

You can go in and change elements in the scene. You can change the camera angle and you can change the animation. It's so hard to explain. Like, say if you had a good shot and like, there's someone walking in the background that you don't want, you can just plop them out and just get it on. Or you're like, oh, I wish there was someone in the background. You put them in. That's cool. Or you're like, oh, there was the lighting was in the background. You put them in. Oh, they wish the lighting was a little better.

Let me put a light over here. And they're also editing with the same. Let me give you an example that will say how this will blow your mind based on what you do, Gavin. Let's say you're going to make an episode of the Slummo guys. Yeah. You just shoot the whole thing, you shoot your water balloon, and then after the fact you go in and say, I want the shots with the water balloon to be 10,000 frames a second. Afterwards, you shoot with a normal camera, you say, I want to change the time base of this to whatever.

And you can do that in the post. Or it's like, or it's like even like, oh, it only the angle that I got of the water balloon. I'm going to change the angle and also change the time rate. I want to put the camera in the balloon as it pops. Right. I'm like, oh, the balloon popped three minutes in. I wish it had popped seven minutes in instead. Yeah. It is hard to explain how powerful the tool is,

because we've even worked with it for a long period of time. And we don't have full experience with it. You know what I'm used to? I feel like a caveman when I use it, that's the best way of putting it. It's like this super powerful tool. And I'll sit there for like an hour making something And I think it's awesome and then someone who's more experienced will come along in five seconds

They'll do everything I did in that one hour like yeah They don't touch the mouse With the keys like a piano and it's like and it's a totally different shot and it's like what in the hell Yeah, do you think that's the future of filmmaking like saying a hundred years? Maybe you weren't used cameras. You'll just have just blocks in the middle of the room that just scan the whole room every, you know. 100th to the second.

The same one exists. Yeah. That's the thing. There's no point to having the room in the whole. Yes, virtually in the computer. Yeah, I'll be the next level. That'd be the next level. But you can have like a scene with actors that is like scanned

and then you just use it digitally afterwards. It'll be like instead of recording it from one angle at one time. It'll be kids, it'll be kids that are born now that will grow up with it that'll understand it better than we potting it down because we're too based in what we're doing now. Like I was, I'm watching the Matrix movies with my kid because he's yeah 10 and so I thought okay it's be if I can sit there with him and and watching we can like fast forward to some stuff Something really awful in the matrix, you know, maybe like the stuff where it comes out of pod the first time Yeah, but so we just started the second movie which by the way, you know

I don't like the second of their matrix movies, but watching now don't mind them so much Although they should totally remaster that burly brawl scene because man That's that well that the jump where it becomes CG where because of the video game. Yeah, and if they did it today, I bet it would look absolutely incredible. I'm sure they might do with a re-render. Not, you know, and just maybe up against the polygons. Yeah, yeah, well, what the fuck do I know? Anyway, so I was explaining to him the scene where the Nebuchadnezzar ship goes into Zion for the first time and they're the people like the technology there is already, you know, because it's all the the human and they're the people like the technology there is already you know is it's all the the human city

But the people running the gate are in this white clean environments and he's like where did the how come they don't have the cool stuff In Zion everywhere they just haven't that one white room and it's all those people aren't in a room They're hooked into a like a local version of the matrix and so they're in there running it That's how the interface with the computer programs. And it's like ready, this long, explanatory form goes, Oh, that totally makes sense. Like you completely got it. You know how to get it? It's like, okay.

Yeah. Awesome. Young lines. I read a bit of trivia about the Matrix the other day. I don't know if it's true or not, but apparently the character of Switch was supposed to be female in the Matrix, but male in the real world. And that was the origin of the character meaning switch very like how's the yeah and that like there was what we're gonna draw in this character who just happened to be male in the real world the female in the matrix which I thought would have been cool but I guess they like the actress they hired so much

to use her for both turns out they just had one of the directors do that definitely they sound that from that became a behind the scenes things. What is it? Larry what house he became Linda what casket I believe so did he have the full works like Gavin I don't know. I'm sure that's his own personal. He's a her own personal business man. Sorry. You got there. I'm trying to navigate them as best I can. We need a third pronoun. What's that we need a third gender. We don't need a third pronoun. It's no it doesn't it gets no gender. No it we need a third gender. We don't need a third pronoun

I'm not sure it's you we do need something besides like like we do We do have when you're writing you have to say his slash her. We just need a word that's like like ones in persons. Yeah, a person's thing. Yeah, that doesn't indicate gender New York. I guess a lot of people there. I mean we're using the context of someone who's transgendered which is not the point of this but I'm I'm Deriving from this conversation that we actually I actually do run into that where I don't want to write his slash her all the time I want to write there should be a pronoun for Someone's thing there make it up now T.H. Yeah, but they're in place right?

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It's got shot. How do you communicate with people? You can only communicate if you're within 50 meters of them in the like in the group channel Oh, is a group or direct what is direct? I'm sorry direct the white one. There's group direct and they vehicle. Yeah Yeah, so yeah, you have to use direct and direct only works people within 50 meters of you. How is that one of our servers? Just saying some fucking jackass named Thomas. Take him to a dragon's zombies around and like, and bring him in.

Like you, Thomas. Yeah, and I got away from him finally. I had a hatchet and I finally got away from him. Later on, I was like, Thomas has been killed. I'm like, you fucking better be killed. Yeah. Jackass, I'm fun, your body and shit on him. Shit. Oh wow. It's like you fucking better be killed jackass. I'm fun your body and shit on it It's like when you try zombies around the alert to zombies. It's like get get him out of here

I just can't bring myself to hack the other player to death even though he shouldn't I I I've changed by the way Since I've been playing that game. I have like I've noticed myself I used to be like wanting to help people and really Like I've noticed myself. I used to be like wanting to help people and really I saw this coming to my level. No, no, no. Anytime I see someone I tried to kill them Like as soon as I get a weapon, I'm like, yes, I'll kill all those fucking assholes What around you? You curious? No, no, no, no.

You play the game and I'm like, I could totally see like whenever I would watch an apocalyptic movie I was like, that's so unbelievable. Why wouldn't people work together? I don't understand. I understand now. Yeah Every other person is just a problem. You've been doing it too long. Yeah, there's like, there's nothing. But that's your method on life as well. There's nothing they can bring to the table that assists. It's only additional problems and issues. You know what would be badass if you could use other dead survivors as food and that would change you into like a cannibal skin. Yeah. Like you're a really twisted and you could do that because you're you're disgusting. You can do that follow you can you can you can Canibalize other people so why not be like book of Eli too? Yeah, whether the cannibal shake right another deal Yeah, yeah, so I like with I was playing a couple work maybe last weekend and I logged in you know

I locked I spawned along the water and I started walking north with no gun. Yeah now no fucking gun Oh, it's pretty thick is more awesome. You don't know the gun anymore. No Yeah, and I go north a little bit like oh weird. There's a dead survivor here So like I loot them get their stuff. Keep walking north along the water. Oh weird. There's another dead survivor I found like five dead survivors within like 200 yards. I think it's stretching the definition of the word survived Yeah, why do you bury the survivors? And that was like yeah, I'm just gonna log out I don't know what was going on But I quit playing I was like something is fucked up going on around it.

You investigate that. Five of them already died. You think like the those five were like, I went in investigate. I'm gonna see what's going on. They're really up dead on the beach. I love it. Sometimes I'm making a trail somewhere you have to go. He's making me with dead survived. But I didn't get away from a zombie now. Like you're chasing you. What do you do? It's easier to get away now. It took me a long time to develop, you've got, I have like evasion tactics now. The probably the best way, the easiest way to evade them is if you see an incline, start running up the incline because you can run much faster up an incline than they can.

And you can start moving around shrubs. So if you can break, like what you do is you don't run in a straight line. It's like running away from an alligator. You run like in zigzags away because it forces them to constantly, like you leave their field of view and they have to like re-reacquire you and come at you. Okay. So during that re-acquiring after you zigzag, you run behind a bush or my favorite thing is if there's a wall, run around it and do a hundred and eight degrees back. Could this swim? Yes. Are you serious? So I don't know that last last night. Zig. So if you can run straight up a hill or zigzag on straight ground,

going around bushes and obstacles. It's hard in towns because there's a lot of cover, but there's even more zombies. God's words. So you have to like zigzag, move for cover, and then dive and hit the ground. And lots of times, they'll just miss you. They won't be able to reacquire you. That's awesome. I want to play this game. You have to practice. Once you get good, you can beat the shit out of zombies now. I died.

Man, I had so much stuff when I died today. I broke my leg last night. Last night, it was the worst. So what do you do? What's your print to heal? You can use morphine. You have morphine. I used to have some when you started.

I don't have it. You can't walk. If you're lazy broken, you have to like army man crawl. I've never lived long enough after a broken bone. Not to get more fees. Actually six weeks in real time. You get eight others to sign it. Have you ever seen the website? What happens if you have a cast on what's the one thing you'll ever know? He's asked you What happened? How do you break it? That's what Gavin just asked. I wrote really good. How'd you break it? It's like the first question. Somebody shot me in the legs I'm a jackass from the top of a So cool of that that realistic

Yeah, it was real cool In the neck to be paralyzed from the neck down Your character can go into shock yeah, and then you pass out on the ground So you're like waiting for your character to wake back up Like just like an hourglass of tears and the timer starts going down you like get the fuck up So you can pause out from shock. Yeah, yeah, and as you bleed out to your character like the color dreams out of the world And then it gets kind of swimming after a little while and then like you can see your heartbeat on the screen like everything Like kind of pulses as your heartbeat. Yeah, it doesn't look like we're dead doesn't it when you're dying kind of like the screen

It's all shaky. Oh, well when you're about to die it turns black and white Yeah, I just know when you're like down on the ground. It's all everything's blurry One time I fucking I'm the first time I ever logged in I like I saw an island I swam out to it And I had to like swim around to the backside of the island. I climbed up. There was a lighthouse I didn't want to walk back down the island and swim around as I thought I also jump off from here into the water and swim back to land Jumped off into the water broke my leg You putt up in the pain before you I do like that they've added Hacks you can use the like hack. Yes now is on be scared like that better. It's it's since it's it's a quiet way to kill them

Which is what what was needed? Yeah, but they're way more sensitive now, too like I pick up zombies a lot more frequently now Yeah, they're yeah, they're they're they're a lot more alert now. We she's on be like You're probably gonna have a daisy Game play at RTX on the esports stage. Oh, you think so? What were showing it off? Speaking of which is the last talk that's part of's important. Wow, how are you guys holding up? Okay, I think Barbara said it best when she said try not to throw up constantly every day It's a little harder not to throw up. It's just a lot of anticipation a lot of there's a lot of moving things And it's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be fun. It's just got to make sure everything's

Good to go. Yes. I realize that they're going to VidCon I think I may have overbooked myself for RTX like I put myself on a lot of panels Yeah, which I thought Barbie okay your left eye is red. Is it? Yep Something's got this flaming red eye pink. Hi, maybe so did you try to sign a I was playing or I'm gonna call those cats. Yeah, you're selling immigration form thermometer maybe so did you try to sign a... I was playing around with some horoscats. You were sign an immigration form with the thermometer. Yeah, but for VidCon I realized that I, why don't you use your iPhone as a mirror

and never thought to do that. You just need... There's a front facing camera. That's a good deal. That's really nice. Anyway, the, I just read. VidCon I realized that I probably overbooked myself

for RTX because I'm in panels which I thought made me more accessible, but it actually I should be walking around a little bit more. Yeah, you don't want too many. No? I feel like it was back to back on a few things. There's a time period during one of the days where you're back to back. I got to work on it. Yeah.

You go to the next. Yeah, it's going to be awesome. Saturday and Sunday. What are you guys? What are you personally looking forward to the most at RTX? Sunday night. I'm looking forward to just seeing at RTX? Sunday night. I'm looking forward to just seeing everyone have a good time and make friends because that's like

so rewarding for me to see that. That's always cool. Best community manager. How many Hayley Fools stations are there? I'm not sure yet. We're trying to see if we can get some more extras in there. Hay Force would be crazy. Yeah, we got a bunch, but we're trying to get more. Because we realize a lot of people won't play Halo 4. I'll under what? Were you making one of our hand placement during our TV interview the other day? Then we guess it met Ronda local news nation promoting RTX locally. And they were like, they were like in their chairs and their hands were like both very properly placed. Yeah, I kept thinking of Alec Baldwin

and that fucking 30-row head. So like, I need your comedy close-up. A couple of months, I know what to do in my hands. And then like, what is that? When you come so aware of your hands, it's over. Yeah, like I became aware of them before the camera turned on and I'm like, fuck my hands. Try modeling and figuring out what to do with your hands.

That's fucked up. Because when you're on an interview You can move your hands and talk with your hands, but when you're modeling you need to like put them somewhere Happy the one dude is like one hand in the pocket one pin in his hip I go to holding no a hand on the hip I got stopped doing this. I'm doing this. For both of those. I felt kind of, I felt kind of, but you killed Barbara.

Dandy. I was dead in like a dandy part. So going back to Brooklyn, I just remembered something that I wanted clarification on and promigious. You guys remember it, right? Sure. Okay, so David the Android. Yes. Gets like that, the canister thing. By the way, Android's the best characters in the Alien movie.

He was incredible. He took a dot of the black stuff and put it in the dude's drink. Why did he poison him? Why did he do that? I don't understand his motivation for doing that. For fun, he was killed. He was bored. No, no, no, no, no, no.

The Android's kind of a common thing in the Alien movies is that the Androidroids wants to infect someone to bring the thing back for the corporation that always takes place. Right, but I mean, that, I, I, I, I, I, I didn't think about it in the context of he infected him knowing he would have sex with the woman impregnating her. I don't think he knew that in particular, but I think I don't,

they didn't put anything in him. It just you take it the crap. But it was gonna, it's like at the beginning of the movie I don't think he knew that in particular, but I think I don't. But he didn't put anything in him. It just you take it the crap. But it was gonna. What are you talking about? It's like at the beginning of the movie, when the dude, you know, the spaceship's taken off and the dude drinks the thing, and you like, he gets infected.

It's the same thing that you put on the battery. Yeah. Yeah. So it's the same thing you wanted to affect change in him. Oh, I did. Also, those big white dudes didn't make any sense to me at all. I just think you wanted to put it up, to be honest. He had the robot. The robot's Yeah, the robot is always the robot because in aliens, is it Bishup?

Bishup is alien. Awesome character. I love that he's the likable that's how in that movie. Well, he's the flip, right? So it was the guy of the Paul Reiser character who was the corporation guy trying to infect Ripley and Newt so they could carry the back he locked them in that lab

yeah with the face of it that's a pretty common thing because it once they discover the alien that's like the agenda is all it's get this back and weaponize it you know it was in every one of them right? in alien one you don't know he's a android and in the second one you think he's a bad one but he's a good you

you'll let it believe that he's a bad dude but he turns out to be i don't know anything about alien resurrection. What one was that? I don't think I've been sold out one. Is that the one with Winona Ryder? Yeah. I think he sold the first two. We're three.

I remember three being weird. I was the one by the French director right? I think that's Charles Dance in it. I don't remember because he gave it to friends. Who's in Game of Thrones? He's the Lannister main guy. So here's the other thing about Gav is that Gav knows all the names of all the characters in Game of Thrones I don't know any of them. I know the characters. I know the characters have been out their names Mm-hmm. Like you so you've been watching Game of Thrones. Yeah, who's the name of the guy who protects Daenerys Targaryen?

He's always with me. Oh Yeah, I just said I know the characters. I don't know that guy's name. Yeah, I mean, it's like it's, it's so many things. Jura moment. Are you serious? Yeah, you're just saying nonsense. No, like Jirper is. No, he's right.

He's right, man. And also, two of the guests at Supernova were two of the cast members of Game of Thrones. I know nothing about Game of Thrones. You don't want Game of Thrones to pass. It's awesome. I thought I was going to hate it. I don't know why. Like, I'm a big nerd. I like fantasy stuff. But like, look at hearing new people talk about it. I'm like, no, that sounds boring. It sounds stupid.

No, it's awesome. Do you have a Blu-ray player? Yes. I'll go and do you, my Blu-rays. Are you a Blu-rays? I thought they were not just a Blu-rays. Well, you made me give them back before I finished. So I bought it. Oh, alright.

I bought the entire box set of season one just to see the last set. Did you really? Why don't you just get off iTunes? Why don't you get off iTunes? Why don't you get off iTunes? I did! Thank you! That's so good. By the way, I'm proving absolutely correct.

Australia and New Zealand is the land of that internet. We didn't have a good internet connection the entire time we were there. And New Zealand was fucking miserable It was like it was a dribble it would have been quicker to Write the website down on a piece of paper that it was to f-ing load it You mean mail away for it? Yeah How does anybody in New Zealand use the internet? It would have been quick

It's a cool someone and have them read out home about. I think they got faxed to you. Yeah, it was awful. Well, here's what we're trying to forget, Barb, is what would happen if someone from New Zealand went somewhere else and got internet and was like, what just happened? And it could have been to be shitty hotel internet, you know? Yeah, it probably is. And then we came back here, we were in LA, and I was getting like 10 times a speed on my phone,

while we were going down the highway, and then you're on the plane, was Wi-Fi, and it was like, the fact that we could get faster internet while in a car and on a plane than we can. There's probably limited cables run to the island. I don't remember when I was in Puerto Rico during season one, remember you would try to call me sometimes, and it wouldn't work.

Yes, I do. Like, all the phone lines going to the island would be occupied, would be busy. And you would get like a call Gonna be completed here. So how cool is Ken? Can you have? Oh in this country? Because if everyone picks up the phone that won't work right? No, no, no, no, no. It's meant for like you know 10% capacity or something. Yeah. If everyone picked up If everyone had a home phone and picked it up, not everyone would get dialed on. Yeah, I can't handle it

So can you buy your own direct line? Like can you buy your own direct line? Like can you buy your own? Probably, probably, you can choose one, right? Yeah, you probably pay a lot of money for it. Buy your own trunk. Yeah. See, nobody has a home phone anymore though. Uh-uh. I talked about, like, we were talking about, like, being on a modem and being like 300 bod modem.

And Gamma's bod, uh, he could like that, I was worried, I thought, he thought I made up. He doesn't, he's not, he's turned bod rage, and anything like that. Like, he had a 56k modem, he doesn't, he doesn't. He's not the most term bond rage. You think like that? Well, he had a 56k mode of me when he was younger. Coming from Gavin, the person who makes up the most words I've ever written in my life. We did a Let's Play in Worms recently. And Dung Bingo. The most fun in that game is just naming Worms. I don't know if you ever tried just to make up dumb names for Worms.

It's really fun. What was your favorite one? My commade one that was called P. Fringo, which I thought was pretty good. Fringo is it? And Dung Bingo. He's not a character from Game of Thrones. This is what Gavin said on the phone when he was really drunk. Did you have a modem when you had an internet as a kid? Yeah. You did. Okay, so at 23, Barbara still had a modem. Yes. She dialed up all the time. There will be a cutoff. It's coming soon. I feel like well

I'm just trying to explain to someone. I didn't interview with Sheerla Lazar who does show called what's trending at VidCon and I'd explained to her that when we first started making reversal blue We had to have a version of it that was for dialogue. Mm-hmm. That was a small small as possible version of The show so people could download over dialogue. Yep, and that, small as possible version of the show. So people could download it over dialogue. Yep. And that's when did I go away? Very soon. Thank God. Yeah. Thank God it's gone. I remember one of the first things I looked up like when I first got internet access, you know, a billion years ago, because I'm a fucking old man. Sloughy pussy. Yeah. The first thing I looked up was sloppy pussy. The second thing I looked up was modem commands. So I could

turn off that fucking speaker. Every time I the outside and have to hear it every time It's in zero if you add that to your string it will silence the speaker I need to hear that though so I need to know when it was connecting no fuck that You're also two if you got a fifth it UT universe Texas they didn't have 56k banks everywhere So I had to listen for the 56k tone to make sure I was getting one. The only modem I ever dialed up with was a 2400 bod modem, which it didn't matter with the fuck. It sounded like- But he was like 100k.

Yeah, and from there, like I didn't have internet for years until, I mean I did, but then it was like I was in college and it was like, you know, Ethernet. For reference, Gavin, 2400 is like half a New Zealand. This is essentially what that is. You can download 10 kilobytes a minute. Do you think he could live with that speed of an internet right now? No. No. If you had to. No going back. Would you rather have no internet or that kind of internet? I would always want some kind of internet. I take that. Yeah. Back then it was like all the internet like that I used was all text-based too. Like I had a text-based web browser. So it was like when I was downloading porn as a you know, you know,

you know, you go, okay, go, oh that picture sounds hot. I'm gonna download it and see what it looks like in six minutes. How are you going? We were asking, there was an ASCII porn, which is like people were drawing naked girls with caratars on the street, brackets and sliders. So you're gonna motor to mine. So sexy and motor comes.

So sad. But you know what? It's good enough. Because the joke doesn't. Did they do the animated ones? No, they did. How would you like to make that? Just plow and change the. Thank you for demonstrating. Talking about. Because the job goes that's the anime Thank you for demonstrating

Something I've noticed about Gavin which I don't know why I noticed it It bothers me every time I notice that too when he does the people having sex do the people having sex hand motion Barbara Okay, you use one finger. Can he use two fingers? He uses two fingers. Why do you use two fingers? Oh about good? Kevin is two fingers he uses two fingers. Why do you two fingers? It's all about good isn't it? Look we need to make a trick for you Gavin free. It's all about girth isn't it? But you're the default is two fingers. One of three He's practicing He's dreaming Three the dream Gavin free All right, so this one is so Gavin here today. What's that I show Gavin US one dollar coins

Blue his mind that cool should use them. No, no one does they don't take them anywhere I was given those is changed from someplace and no one else takes you a lot of people think you're trying to like pass off fake money Do you happen in Canada? They have to legally take it in yeah, we can't believe we convinced them right Yeah, I've been the whole hassle Take a two dollar bill sometimes you fucking try to pay with the two dollar bill You're like you're trying to pull fast. Yeah, someone gave one of those to me a convention like five years ago. I was like Two dollar bill. Oh, right What was the myth about that they They got rid of the $2 bill because

Somebody on the back was wearing a hat. Oh right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like It's a drawing it was a drawing of like the continental Congress The people are continental yes, because I was yeah, they drafted the Constitution. So who's on the two? They drafted the Constitution. So who's on the two? So it's on the team Monroe Monroe I don't know who's on the two. I have no idea. Do you know happening Canada? They changed the loony, which is the one dollar coin. Yeah, to be at different weight They like redesign it so it's a bit lighter

But the fucking dumbasses don't realize that no vending machine or any like parking meter They can't take it because they don't think it's a dollar because of the weight. So every place that takes a lot of money. Yeah. It's fucking stupid. I would think that'd be like the first thing they would think about when redesigning a coin. When they changed the weight it's the first thing I thought of as soon as you said it. I thought about that and I also thought about blind people. Not being able to identify it. Well, it's true. There's just a certain way to that.

I like the Australian money, the paper money, because it's not plastic, you can't rip it. It's also different sizes depending on the domination. And it's just so is the pounds. The Canadian bills are also redesigned to be plastic now. A 50 pound note wouldn't fit my wallet. It just like tips over the top. Yeah, I like their money down there in Australia and New Zealand.

That's cool. The other one also has that little clear window in it. Yeah, yeah. No, jeez Jefferson's on the tube. Ah, okay. So there you go. Yeah, it's weird that there's Jefferson on the quarter as well. I don't know.

We should know if we should know if it's up in the head. I think so. I think it's Jefferson on the course. Did you know on the back of the penny there is the Lincoln Memorial and there's a tiny little Lincoln. Tiny tiny tiny little Lincoln in there. You can look at them. So we tested our stereo microscopes in seventh grade. I don't know who's on the back of the whole mind buddy. I thought you were going to kill Joe. I was ready for a 1928. Huh wasn't introduced like I felt like it was introduced in the 70s. I felt like it was got rid of in the 70s. No, they those

No, no, they the $2 bills are around They still make them that's not so nice. They probably you It's one of the things they they couldn't for one specific reason They took piss off convenience store workers. I also like I can't say, I find it really fucking weird that we don't have denominations of cash larger than a hundred dollar bill. Yeah. And people always say that there is one, there's not. There used to be for bank use. It was never like publicly. What was it? The dispersed. It was a $10,000.

No, holy shit. And they could use that to, you know, just make big bank transfers. Yeah. But before, I guess computers, essentially. Yeah, before you could do it electronically. Yeah, I think they do it to make embezzling and like hiding cash reserves more difficult. Or because it's job trafficking. Or else it takes up more space. Because people are stupid and will lose it.

Just like a, well that's their fault. I think they didn't want to make it easy to hide money from the government. I think you're right. Yeah. Because to have a million dollars in cash, you have to do it hundreds. It actually is a big amount of money. It would be as big as what you can carry in your arms, I think. It would be $10,000 bills. $10,000 bills, right.

So if a stack of hundreds is $10,000, it would be a hundred of those stacks. So that would be hard. I don't have to get hold of hands. I don't need to be able to hold it. I don't need to be able to hold it. I don't need to be able to hold it. I don't need to be able to hold it. I don't need would be that would be hard. Yeah, I don't know if you could hold Hands on it. I'll basically hold a hundred or a million dollars for a euro has a 500 Yeah, right to see those like what's the highest chip denomination? I can see you know see those chips. What the fuck you want to me God I wouldn't trust that like a little token that's 10 grand No, we promise we'll give you your money back. Yeah, right little place ship. Yeah

You know the motherfucking change the weight on it while you're out. Yeah, I'm like, no, this one doesn't wait right. I get your money back. What's that? That machine and bio Lexus. Have you ever seen those movies? They have those like gold bars that they traded? Can you see those? Yeah. I've never seen those in person. Have you ever seen those gold ATMs? No. I saw one the last time I was in Vegas where you can go and you can choose to withdraw money, but instead of giving you cash, it gives you the appropriate weight in gold. How is it? I was just showing like not that side of one of those. In Vegas and it's a gold dispensing machine.

Mm-hmm. You think he'd be right there at the bottom of it. What's the number of things you've done? Outside of my gold. It gives you lumps of gold. Yeah. That's crazy. Once again. I wouldn't trust it. Yeah, I mean, it's very precise I mean, let's go like 18 of $1,700 an ounce an ounce yeah, you like I guess it's an ounce

I don't know what is an ounce. I don't even know like if I was holding an ounce I wouldn't be able to tell you if was an answer not Yeah, it's a shave off the appropriate amount when you buy it? Is how it does? I think it has predetermined specific weights. So you're basically buying the Vending Machine by the whole. This one there, is right. For the Collar in ATM. Here's one of these things for XM.

You know, there's those dumb things where you put the penny in and then you pull the leave and it comes out as like a... Yeah, you can hate this question. And you're like, you crank it. Yeah, is it really do? That's the penny. Yes. He thinks that it hides the penny and spits out a thing. You can watch it.

They're clear. But he thinks like, when the gears go past it, it hides your penny and then spits out the souvenir penny. Like, it doesn't question that. Have you ever used one? No. No, you can see it. He doesn't think he'd squish a penny.

So I asked the common thing, like every kid in the world has done, have you ever gav'd squish a penny so I asked the common thing like every kid in the world has done Have you ever Gavin put a penny on a railway rail road track? No, he's never done that before. Oh, we're never done that You know, we had a railroad track that ran right next door to my elementary school It's full of the second and third graders go out there. There's a kid who got killed on the railroad next my high school So you're not allowed how do you kill he was walking with his headphones on backwards? He's walking back I mean like he was walking away from where the train would be coming with his headphones on that's there was a yeah that would be such a surprise miss death Texas got killed here in Austin she got hit by a train like in 2004 really yeah like my old tour did you

say miss death Texas death she didn't hear miss death Texas She didn't hear the train. I think she didn't hear the drink. I mean she was death. Keep her behind her See if you're deaf or I've had fun. So I'm don't walk on train tracks, but it's a fucking train to I feel it. Yeah, that's crazy. Well, that's the old sound is anyway. There's no vibration. Yes, very good doctor God breathe She's saying all deaf people to hear because they can feel? Well, everything. What? Keep going. Go on.

I'm done. I'm done. I'm out. You know, I better further preach me out a little bit. Where he talked about that, where basically your ears are just really sensitive and feeling sound. That's what they're doing. Interesting.

I never thought about it that way. And then he really freaked me out because he said that really, You don't taste food. You just feel it with your tongue You feel it in a different way then you feel it like with your hands. I thought that's different That freaks me out. I don't know some about that like that your feeling stuff It's almost like your taste buds are like different shapes and then different flavors are different Shapes as well. It's like a key when they fit you taste it and you get the sensation That'd be weird. I don't want to eat anymore. You're so grossed out right now. It's so gross. I don't think that's how it works for that's grossing.

It's fascinating to me. You've got this you be some strange people at these conventions. I got a big con. The first conversation he had with me he thought he'd be cool to tell me about a story about a woman who ate a squid but she popped it's not. Oh I heard about it. Yeah. He told about on August podcast Well, this bird tried to like disseminate her tongue because they were like swimming down into it It was in her cheek. Oh, is it yeah? Yeah, like the space swim towards Heat right? Yeah, yeah, so it was a woman in South Korea. I want to say who was eating a live I think it was an octopus not a squabber and And I think it was an octopus not a squid. And I guess like what it cut her in the cheek while she was eating it.

And it was filled with eggs. So like this was eating it, it released eggs and they all went into the cut and like tried to impregnate in the in the cheek. And so she had like this pain in her cheek and it was swollen and she had to go see a doctor and had to remove all this octopus. Octopus bending in her cheek, that's not true. Yeah, that's not true. That's no way that's true.

I'm going to snope for that. That's not the twilight. This is just a matter of time. This is like a week or two ago that this happened. That's disgusting. Yeah. That is disgusting. I know I just ate a raw octopus.

OK, let me give you a challenge here. Why? Would you rather get your cheek and pregnant by octopus or drink out of a spit cup, challenger. Would you rather get your cheek and pregnant by octopus or drink out of a spit cup, Gavin? Which would you recommend? That's this week's animated adventure. Is it a spit cup?

Great. That's a spit cup. Of course, of course. Watching the animated adventure, you almost puke to get in there, because which would you rather do? You're fake. Get mouth-fluck-buying off the post

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