Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #174

Episode Date: July 11, 2012

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, streaming now, only on Peacock. Ooh! Ooh! Ah! B-B-Bowder! Ow! It's fucking outside of here. Oh. Feel like internet problems.

I've never played World of Warcraft. All. Field light in Internet problems. I've never played World of Warcraft. The tune, the sex appeal. Field of friction, the answer is correct! We're going to play a theme song after that intro. So here's a theme song. Hey, it's podcast. We can all hear it. This is what we actually do it. I never played. Oh, good. All right, good enough.

Wow, that was a rock and intro, Gus. You know, once again, the theme song somehow manages to disappoint. So. It's a good one. It's called Bonersauce. Oh, wow. You'll love it when you hear the podcast. So we're recording the podcast for the first time in front of a crowd. And this podcast will be released on Wednesday.

So if you're here, if you're watching on the stream via our live stream, you're getting an advanced preview and you're going to be disappointed on Wednesday. Yeah, please don't give up any plot points. Yeah, really. Give it to yourself. Yeah, don't spoil the fact that Joel's about to talk over everybody. Yep. And he slammed the table. Here we go. Why didn't he have so we have two microphones? And he slammed the table, here we go. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He probably heard that. He probably did in the UK. So pass. Do you guys know Gavin is not here in RTX?

Right, do you know that? No, not that said, not really. No, seriously. Like the average IQ of this entire place spread across 4,000 people somehow went up 20 points by the fact that he's not here. But he couldn't be here. We probably mentioned it on the podcast before because he has friends in the UK that are getting married. He does not have friends. Yeah.

But what qualifies a friend in the UK, it's like someone you've bumped into on the street. But the problem is, so he's going to a wedding, but he's not even in the wedding. Like, being in the wedding, that might be an excuse. He's not in the wedding. The problem is that he's not here. He's a wedding, you're fucking real relevant. But I'm not saying like, you know, the idea of like, maybe if you're in the wedding, that might be an excuse. He's not in the wedding. The problem is that he's not here. He's a wedding, we're fucking real relevant.

But no, no, I'm saying like, you know, the idea of like maybe if you're in the wedding, it's worth missing the greatest events ever. I'm killing Gavin. I'm saying he should be here right now. Now I'm agreeing, but I'm saying. So why are you yelling at me? You guys have a great right now.

He's just being here anyway. You know, the problem is I told him, I said, because he was, he was spreading about it for like six weeks. He's like, he kept saying, you know, I don't want to go to these people, I don't care about these people. They're friends. They're probably watching on streaming. How'd you do it in your friend H.U. And so what I suggest is I was like, Hey, why don't you just take the money that you were going to spend on a flight to the UK and spend that on their gift?

And then I realized he was talking to a guy and spend that on their gift. And then I realized he was talking to Gavin, he's not paying for this flight back. He somehow saved the return trip that we did to book him to the US. He's now using that to go back to the UK. On us. So he's gonna pay for his own ticket when we kick him out of the country later.

Apparently no, that now means he's now trapped with us forever because he has no return ticket. Guess what's more likely that we would pay for his ticket twice or the Gavin would pay for a ticket one time. We'll pay for it twice. Yeah, right. By Gavin. I've never seen, I've known that, I've known that idiot like eight years. I've never seen his wallet. Does the only one? That's a good, I've never seen him pay for anything either. Or why does that quiet everyone out there? Yeah. Well, Laura let me speak.

Now we don't want to talk over you, Joel. It's a lot more nerve-wracking when you're getting instant feedback. It's a good thing. No kidding, man. You know, we played Horse Live on stage the other day, and that was, I want to play Horse Live non-stop. Now we'd add him in a, in a, in a, and it was amazing. Like having, having 500 people watch you in cheer,

like that's the way they do it. Did anybody go to that? Woo! Then why are you telling them, that's the way they do it. Did anybody go to that? Then why are you telling them? Because they were there. Because this is a podcast, Joel. People will listen to this in the manager. Yes, they do. Yeah, Joel, God forbid we tell a story on the podcast

that the audience already know. We only have like seven stories. This is like our review, right? It's seven verb, seven stories. I think that is the plot. I don't know, you can put it on there, buddy. Look. It's Mr. Monty.

Oh, how you doing, Monty? Stop. Stop. So this is an episode of Monty, how the mics work. That's almost exactly how Monty enters the normal podcast, too, to show us up. It's gonna slam down on it to show us up. Bush the door.

Well, actually, so since Monty's out here, we actually have, we were trying to figure out since Gavin is out of town and Gavin couldn't be on the podcast, how could we possibly replace him for this one special event? So we tried, we figured we had the stupidest person to come out of the UK in the history of the UK. So maybe possibly we could get the smartest person from the UK to ever come out of the UK in the history of the UK. So maybe possibly we could get the smartest person from the UK to ever come out of the UK. So please welcome Mr. Frank O'Connor from 343. So Frankie, at the college, as we have beer, we don't have whiskey for you. That's your second racist thing.

Did anyone else expect Stephen Hawking after that intro? I like to intro Frankie whenever I can in the most hyperbolic way that I possibly can. So I can disappoint you all, like roundly and seriously. Right, immediately. Yeah. So listen, every time I do we we're at a party or something That I introduce you to somebody I always say this is Frank. He's the architect of the Halo franchise. You go that is absolutely incorrect It is absolutely correct

One of the reasons I say that is because it's a total false But then you never tell me what you actually what your title and how you want to be introduced well You first you turn RTX and a palace of lies and And then I slogan next I didn I have to explain how actually, on import, neither of which I want to happen. So I work on Halo all up the whole franchise. So I'm not the architect of it. The architect of Halo are back at 343 Industries with eight weeks to go before the game goes

gold and goes in RTM basically. So you're like the master engineer. Yes. Oh God. That's a master engineer. I'm a supreme commander of Halo. I'm like some master chief. Some dude from inside the Halo building. Okay. There we go. That's all we'll do it from now. I'm not buying. Here's some dude from inside the Halo building everybody. We welcome the podcast. So, so if I understand your appearance here correctly Frank and if we question we have about campaign we'll be answered, right? Oh, absolutely. I don't even care anymore. I had like two of these fake beers. It's a prop, by the way. This is, again, Bernie's like fabric tissue lies. So is that his right there?

Because that's yellow. Like, you know, that's vodka, that one. Yeah. I make sure we're the few people. I don't often drink on the podcast until we get a tequila sponsor. And then I drink too much. Oh. And that turns into the worst podcast ever.

How long did it take you to edit every bump out of every table hit on that podcast? I don't know, it's that's Lindsay. In water, you're complaining! Like any good manager I've delegated all the hard work. So thanks Lindsay, whoever you are. Yeah, Joel, you should understand, it's not really management, it's just an excuse for gusts to yell at the rest of us. And by the way, what do you mean it's great to get instant feedback? No, I said it's nerve-wracking, it's by the way, what do you mean it's great to get instant feedback? No, I said it's nerve-wracking, it's awful.

Do you must not know what it's like to be on the podcast with you? Because we constantly get instant feedback every time we do something. Yeah, but the three view assholes that I've known for like 14 years is different than like the six or 700 people that are out there right now. Yeah, the assholes we've had this weekend. Hey, everybody. It's okay to like yourself. Yeah, the the the the the the assholes we met this weekend. Hey everybody It's okay to like yourself. Um, so is Lindsey here? Is she in the room? I think she might be at another panel doing something else right now My little panel. Yeah, my little panel. Oh, well you guys are missing out out. So what's that panel about? Yeah, I gotta say, I have a theory that I think the audience is playing a drinking game. I have a theory of the one RTX panel that you're going to be

able to get into. We also, we left this out of the program, because we thought it might be insensitive, but we actually had written in the original description of the Miley Little Pony panel that at the end of the panel, we would be locking the doors and gassing the room. That didn't make it into the final version? No. That's really disappointing.

I'm pretty sure we could take this panel, can take that panel. There's no robust in the wrong way. There's numbers. It's a numbers game. So I had probably the creepiest convention experience I ever right before I came out here on stage. Hey, I was just trying to be friendly, I think. I haven't seen you in a while.

It finally happened. He told us it was a Scottish reading, traditional one. So he bought a bagpipe. Someone followed me into the bathroom to get something signed. Really? Wow, one thing you signed. Yeah, I mean, like, did you know that? Did you know that?

Did you say you need a little sharpie or a big marker? It was Mike from Maine. I was sitting there at the urinal. I was sitting. I was standing at the urinal. Wow. And I was there next to Jay from 343 and I could tell there was someone behind me so I kind of look over my shoulder and just someone there with one of their halo four posters and it's sharpie. He's like hey can I get you to sign this?

I was like my hands are kind of doing something. He was like oh well I wanted to make sure I caught you. I said you know there's only one exit to this bathroom. You could have waited on the other side of the exit and you would have caught me anyway. He's like yeah but I really want to get you to sign this. I was like okay so I come over, I said, you know there's only one exit to this bathroom. You could have waited on the other side of the exit and you would have caught me anyway. I was like, yeah, but I really want to get you to sign this. I was like, okay, so I come over and I intentionally, without washing my hands, start going over to try to sign it.

He's like, no, no, no, wash your hands. I was like, no, you asshole, you came in the bathroom. If you're waiting outside the door, you get washed hands. Inside the bathroom, you get dirty hands. So the night I washed my hands, I signed a statement. I walked out and there was a family there waiting for me. I was like, oh, can you sign this for me? I was like, oh oh thank you. How courteous of you to win for me outside the fucking bathroom

And then Mike was unabashed. I just wanted your autograph It would have been funny even tire family Jay is that gonna be an animated venture now the enemy intervention now? Yes! Jordan, stand up. Everybody, Jordan swears to make the RTAA. So if you didn't come to the panel, this is Jordan, he makes the Roussie get him in the bedroom.

Say hello. Hello. You're okay. Now, Jordan, get off my stage. While you're here, though, I want you to see this reference. These are what arms look like. Okay? Not spaghetti strips.

Can we just put in complaints about how we're drawn? Is it like, is it a film? What does a film look like? Some lines. I don't know what you're complaining about. The difference between me and Gus is that they connect the eyebrow for Gus. That's about it. I also have perpetually angry eyes. Gus, you have perpetually angry eyes. I don't know if you realize that or not. There was one of the first prototypes of that. Bernie was drawn as a ball. It's like a perfect circle.

Yeah. But then we get to the photo. Come on. So I had to be more photorealistic. Uh, you say that made adventures are more photorealistic? No, I'm not saying that. In any way, not at all. Did you see these statue of a Bernie that was made for the, uh, the, the sidequest? Yeah. Uh, so Kayla Crowver. Yeah. No, no, no, no, let's not applaud statues of Bernie So they if Frank do you know the story behind the statue at all? Well, I have a couple I mean a couple statues Well, they're small bronzes of you But they're specific portions. They're quite tarnish. Now. I won't join the Y So it turns out there's a city in Tasmania

The story So it turns out there's a city in Tasmania Where they spell Bernie the exact same way that I spell my name and so they wanted Bernie dot com for years And they tried to get it from me and try to buy it or David who are kind of a they told me they owned it I was like no you don't so then they tried to buy it and I said, I will give you the domain name, as long as I get to keep my email address and you erect a statue in your city square that I will pay for and it's me holding a platypus and hefting a can of fosters, which I realize is a horrible mistake to say, because nobody in Australia drinks fosters at all. It's like James Bow. That's actually a lie. That's like saying that nobody in America drinks Budweiser, which is what people from Boston and Austin say

when they go abroad. Oh, we don't drink that. Well, they sure do. Long star is really drink. But the other thing was that I would get to lead a parade down their main street and I would get to march to the statue and make a plaque for what the actual statue was for. Surprisingly, they said no. They wouldn't do that.

No, no to all of it. Some of that sounds reasonable. Yeah, they said no to the whole package. But they first I'd request somebody made a miniature burry statue. They made that statue. And I guess some guys from Tasmania bought it, and they're going to take it to their... No shit! The city hall in Bernie.

And... Yeah. as many of them on it and they're going to take it to their no shit the city Holland Bernie and yeah are they here are the people here with the statue are you raising your hand is that really you do you have the statue with you you split it three ways so which part did you get the head how much did you guys pay for it? Oh what a $70. Wow. You split the set like like you time share on the statue or you could physically cut it. Get to the mic. Get to the mic. There's a microphone right there. So he said he's just bled at $870 amongst three people.

Where's Gavin from math on that? You you spent $870 on a statue of Bernie? Yep. What the fuck is wrong with you? So, you got to you, you split it up. Oh, Joel is super jealous. He's trying to figure out how to turn on the mic. They split it to on. He's trying to figure out how to turn on the mic. Just clip it to on. If you want to make a statue jewel, just buy a six pack of beer and just write joy on it. And then you just give it to me. And that would work.

So one of the guys from one of the bite was actually from Australia. And the bidding started getting really high. It was looking like he wasn't going to be able to get it because he wanted to take it to Bernie Tasmania since he's in Australia. So what I did was I came and I said, all right, how much are you willing to bid on it? Now I'll give you the money beyond that so you can take the statue to Bernie Tasmania. Since the money is going to a good cause, I was totally fine with that. So you guys have to cheat. Come up here. I'm going to give you some stuff.

We'd like to treat the statue like the Stanley Cups, so we'll pass it around. Maybe our key conventions will bring it past it around. No, pass it around, rub it on stuff. Yeah, like that. Okay, now I'm getting creeped out by this. It's conversation. Come up here, I'm gonna give you some stuff since you wasted so much money. I've got a...

Wave right there. I've got a Masterpiece Avatar armor for your Xbox Live character. Congratulations. Now hold on, I've got some BL free. You want a beer? Run. If he asks you to sign something... Well, I'm not going to give you a beer. I'll also give you one of these razor-on-the-controllers. Wow, just like stand up And one of the razor chimera 5.1 hit sets. Wow So amazingly, so all you have to do is invest it in the statue and then it's got your stuff. Yeah, it only cost them several hundred dollars

for that free stuff. And apparently a plane trip to Australia as well. It goes to charity. What's that? The money goes to charity. It goes to child's play, right? Right. So you cheated for the kids. Congratulations. Exactly. You can go back. You can go back to Australia and tell everyone you met. You know there. Say you went to America, had a three-way with a couple guys and it was all for the kids. That's the general gist of it. I think David Tykel would actually be happy to hear that. I'm like the 5-second version of the story. That's all you need. That's all the pertinent information.

All right, so anything happened in the news while we've been at RTX? We've been kind of underwater, you know, working on this thing. It seems like something...what's that? Higgs boson. Oh yeah! We've got to talk about that. That's like got to be the most important thing that's ever happened in the history of you. Joe freaked out when the Higgs boson thing hit.

I told him about it. And he's like, what? That actually happened. And like the last person I would imagine would be excited about science would be Joel. But he was going nuts about it. How's that not like the most significant thing ever? So, oh, okay, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait You're the one who said it's the most important thing ever. I know you know don't raise your hand We are not going to take you down. We're going to try to unify the model right of quantum mechanics go on I'm going to start by smashing particles

If they discover basically they can't find a Higgs boson they have to find the byproduct of that by smashing the particles Then he found the byproduct of that am I am I based on this? No? They get help me audience. No, no, you're a math. You go. Like it helps me audience. No, don't help him. You can't help him. Joe has this look of panic on his eyes. No, it's like if you have like math anxiety

for like a seventh grade, just like this is like math science anxiety, it's like let's put you in a room for 1,000 thousand people and you know Back me up to where as far as you got that was a fairly accurate description of what I have He said God didn't think he said he said they're missing a piece of evidence to suggest that the Higgs boson actually existed And that they found that evidence and they're pretty sure about it, huh? So he just said that they found the Higgs boson. No, no, no, no.

He found the Higgs boson's quantum skid marks. But he didn't explain what- So they know. But the Higgs boson is in the quantum models underwear, but the F-no direct evidence on- On the helping. That's a really good analogy. This is so-

I don't know why they didn't take us to like release the. On the helping. That's a really good analysis. I don't know why they didn't pick us to like release the news to the world. I don't think you did oversell me when I came out. The smartest man from the UK. Exactly. I might even hawk in plus the farms. Listen, and some Mr. Clean. I'll go all in here. I don't know what the hell, what is important about this thing. They find it and what does it mean? It unifies the month. And some Mr. Clean. I'll go all in here. I don't know. What the hell? What is important about this thing?

They find it and what does it mean? I mean, it unifies the model. She keeps raising her hand. You must obviously go to the microphone and explain what it means. You say, Joel, unifies the model. What model? And what is it unifying? The model of quantum mechanics has very significant implications for string theory as well.

It helps prove that model to her. Nobody's saying anything to the top. Is your face your mic on? Can you explain it? It is on. Can you all hear me? Yeah. Yes. OK.

From my understanding, the Higgs boson is a subatomic particle that helps us understand how other subatomic particles have mass. Because right now, a lot of them, we don't know why they they don't and the Higgs boson is the key for us to understand why sub-atomical sub-atomic particles have mass. After the Big Bang, no nothing had mass. Right, and then the Higgs fields certainly not the conversation. After the Big Bang and then the particles gave mass.

It's a pro-tons. Pro-tons still don't have mass, but other protons. Other, other, other particles see the drinking doesn't help besides people. This is the part of the live podcast that I was really anticipating, which is when we talk out of our ass for like 15 minutes at a time and you guys are listening going, shh, I know, shh, I know!

I'm gonna stop you wrong! And none of us in the room have any clue that we're completely wrong and we just keep going and it's like, we're right just by complete ignorance. It's like mass ignorance somehow makes us all right. We don't want them to visit so super angry right now.

But like, what are they doing with that really? We have to come on, bring it. They're also mad that we introduced you to the smartest man from the UK. Yeah, you can't be probably top. You can't prove I'm not. You know what? Except with a simple math quiz.

My dad actually worked on the super collider that was in Dallas. Those. That they shut down. Yeah. So the one that they never opened. Yeah. Yeah. They started to work on it.

They started to turn it into a role. I think they done like 20 miles of tunnel and then stopped. Yeah, and then a lot of time going alley. No, you know, actually, you know what they did because it was underground. It was tunnels. Till get one point, a mushroom farm bought it. How sad is that? Yeah, from what I understand, it would have been more powerful than CERN, than the, the

the collaborative they have now in CERN. Yeah, it was, like four times bigger? Yeah, it was much bigger. And they were building it in the, this was a have now in CERN. Yeah, it was like four times bigger. Yeah, it was much bigger and they were building it in the this is a cold war project. I believe that uh that they had worked on. I just like the Dallas lost that but they got a NASCAR track. It's the same thing they should have repurposed it could have been the first underground NASCAR track. So is that is physics like the NASCAR and the science is like the electrons just keep going left?

I told you watch NASCAR that'd be the greatest thing ever And then the people looking for the questions The things that I said were like, who the guy in the conclusion thirster and it would be more entertaining Yeah, but it'd be the Higgs Buick. So what is it? It's a weirder here on this. But what is it? It's a particle accelerator and a particle collider, super collider.

What is it? They accelerate an electron? Just one electron versus one electron? Do you go in when one comes out kind of a deal? Is that what it is, is it? Please let Joel answer this. See, look, dude, everybody in the audience is going like this. That's not science. That's not an answer.

I don't understand what colliding is. That's the part I got down. But is it what, what electron? Is that what it is? Neutron. Neutron suck. Pick a side, pacifist. Yeah, hey, get up to the mic buddy, whoever you are in the back.

This is like a nerd ghetto version of a prairie home companion. No, no, we do not talk about NPR on this podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we got the audience. I've got a Benjo. I can do some folk stuff. Hello, G. Yeah, do you hear? Yeah, we can. All right, what a collider is is an Audrey Monti, here's a good halo analogy. A mat cannon is a magnetically exonerated cannon. Right. And wait, so it uses a magnetic field to project a projectile out and blows up up. So instead of that, they put it in a donut. And instead of giant tunts and bullets. I'm totally following this

Keep going You have just one two little protons. It will it could be the new chance everyone Regular they both have mass and they're both Work well depending on what experiment you want to do basically you spin them around That's why they have to be subaite. They have to get so fast, nearly 99.0, and there are how many 91% to speed a lot. And then basically, they send them into another chamber,

and that's where they actually collide. And where they collide, or the sensors, where they pick up the various particles that actually collide. And what happens is, it's to smash in all these little particles and traces and so forth. I mean, it's a little crazy. I can't even explain it, but crazy going back. Thank you for taking a microphone. There's a deal.

Listen, it's still better than Joel's. Well, you come up here. You and the girl who was up here, let me give you both the answer controllers as well. Yeah, listen, relating to being a halo, that's on my level. So, I appreciate it. So, what are we hoping to learn from this? We're going to get what?

Okay, am I going to get a teleporter? I'm going to get a teleporter out of this. What do I get out of this? You're never going to learn anything. You'll get stuff. You'll probably get like better cell phone reception or something. I'll take it microwave faster. Apparently there's Massive acrylics my brother. We're giving that away later. So ignore that for now It's very heavy. Wow Holy moly out. Is that part of the head on collider?

Is that what they the head on Cliter? Is that what they use the sheet gun? See, I just dig myself into these holes. Okay, so... Apparently, there are other dimensions. Apparently, mathematically, they show other dimensions. Okay, now let them go. No, no, no, no. No dimensions. Okay, let them go. No, no, no. No, when Joel was excited about the Higgs boson,

that was this first thing, it's like, there's other universes. Now, there's other dimensions. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So I actually know the answer to that. Okay, please. With boring, and I can't describe it properly, because you you can imagine describing up to some one of the flat landers from the famous thought experiment. Other dimensions are literally other dimensions in space, right? So you've got up, down, left, right, forward, backwards. Right. There's another one.

We can't see it in theory. One of the reasons we can't see it because they're very very small. That's it That's where we're at loads of different directions that we can't sense or see but they they have Given and shaped evidence upon the very fabric of the universe. So how's this gonna influence? Into Halo 4. Yeah, well We'll go down to about eight frames per second. That's where we add word. Now that actually does make sense because Joel is used to dealing with things that are very, very, very small.

So that's helpful. Joel. You just sent me over to this small setup here and I'm not going to. Joel sells us a joke, He's not gonna tell us Well those are the best kinds of jokes those those never bomb All right, so what else are we talking about guys what else is going on the news? Any video game news that came out I don't know I if it didn't happen in this building. I don't know about it What's that? Oh, it's for monkey. I don't that is. It sounds like a Minecraft clown. It's just off the...

Rogue like cave dwelling game. The last one. I love that. Guys, what's the last arcade game you guys have been playing? Well, we've been playing Minecraft like non-stop pretty much for the past couple of months. But yeah, Spolunky to hit this past week. Are this past Wednesday on Xbox Live arcade? Is one of the new 400 point Xbox Live arcade games? Are you excited about that? What's that? The 400 point arcade games now?

I'll be honest, I've been so busy with RTX that I haven't had to shed some play a whole lot. I'm actually kind of like working, like, you know what, I gotta be pathetic here. I'm gonna give up. I've been trying to be this one achievement on Lefford Dead 2 for about two years now. And I just gotta give up. I've been trying to be this one achievement on Lefford Dead 2 for about two years now, and I just gotta give up and find some ringers,

cause I cannot be expert level campaigns. I just can't do it. And you can do it. You can do it just stand up. I can't believe you have a Jack beer. That is like the best thing I've ever seen. Wow. Yeah.

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access food and lock in with locks together. Bernie, that's awesome. Bernie, if you and I were ever get really close, our beer hairs would slowly go towards each other. You know what, the aliens reconnect after getting this thing, it's kind of like that where they're sort of building together. You know, probably this weird taste of your kind of like that where they're sort of building together. You know, probably this weird taste of your mouth

that would like right in the back of your throat. Those are like that, don't you? No, no, no, no, no. I was like, what the fuck? I hit it. I hit it. I hit it. You know what I was picturing my mind while you were saying that?

I was picturing you like an avatar when they bond. I was picturing you like an avatar when they bond. Oh, I was picturing Gus sitting on the urinal. I was picturing Gus sitting on the urinal. As he slowly began. I was picturing Gus sitting on the urinal. I was picturing Gus sitting on the urinal. I was picturing Gus sitting on the urinal. I was picturing Gus sitting on the urinal.

I was picturing Gus sitting on the urinal. I was picturing Gus sitting on the urinal. I was picturing Gus sitting on the urinal. I was picturing Gus sitting on the urinal. I was picturing Gus sitting on the urinal. I was picturing Gus sitting on the urinal. I was picturing Gus sitting on the urinal. I was picturing Gus sitting on the urinal. I was picturing Gus sitting on the urinal. I was picturing Gus sitting on the urinal. I was picturing Gus sitting on the urinal. I was picturing Gus sitting on the urinal. I was picturing Gus sitting on the urinal. I was picturing Gus sitting on the urinal. Like a scouring pad of some kind. Did we have to do something about... There's too many beards in the company. You with the Jack Beard, come on here, I'm gonna give you some stuff.

What is the deal with Beards? Joel, you're even growing like the one you're capable of, which is like the Satan Goatty, you know? Okay, that is a good thing. You look like a coin on the original Sartre. The legitimate thing that you can make fun of me. I know, Joel, that's the first one. I cannot grow a full fucking beard. I'm gonna hold you up. That's the first one. I don't know. I cannot grow a full fucking

beard. I cannot fucking do it. I'm the oldest person in this fucking room. I cannot grow a full fucking beard. Do you want to talk about it? I basically want to punch Jack every time I see him. You know I got G. A. walking around. You see like, put seeds on your face and just like, I've got beautiful grove that has that to it every night. Is it Rogan? Are you saying, are you doing Rogan? No. How much care is like involved in the beard like that?

Not much. Honestly, like, I shampoo it when I shower. Oh, god. Where do you use conditioner? Oh, god I shampoo it when I shower. Oh God. What do you use to do? Oh God, that's like being clean with you. Do you conditioner as well? I do conditioner occasionally. No, I just, the old God was envisioned you in the shower, dude.

I get that, I get that. The hardest part about this bastard having a beard is going at the Because then it looks like oh great now we get to watch the food See again so Jack what's the oldest piece of food you found in your beer? Actually, I found some whipped cream from a milkshake the other day I was still very I didn't realize it was on my beard. I was like Okay, you have No, I didn't feel my beard. It's hair. So okay, those of you have beards You know you add like an extra little white to your beard anytime you eat right you would like you clean your mouth and then you kind of wipe down No, I don't know. I don't know. It's usually very clean. The wife is not well-kill. Get a brush or something.

I can get a pigly. Maybe? Puppet out. Something. Why did it on fire? OK, so I hate to do this. Is Brandon in the room? OK, good.

I can tell the story then. So you're reminding me of something. Everything I ever noticed this before, but like, Brandon always has like something in the corner of his mouth like after he eats, like he has one spot that he somehow misses in the overall like, I'm seeing my face like, you know what I'm talking about? Yes. Do you ever point it out to him?

No. I don't either. I just talk about it in a room of 1000 people. Apparently. So, and no one's going to point it out to him. Not a single one of you is gonna walk up and be like, hey man, I bet they will. It's like the birds in the beast talk.

What? How is that like the birds in the beast talk? It's an important conversation that has to happen that no one wants to do. With brain? What do you mean, what age do you think someone should have the birds in the bees talk? Can you tell me the kid?

Why is it any time we question you for further information? You just sighed and you get angry. You're only going to explain the Higgs boson, but you won't explain the birds in the bees. Do you need a pamphlet? Ah! Okay, Joel, let me give you a scenario. No.

You just met a kid. You've known him for two weeks, the relationship is progressing. At what point do you have the burdens in the beanstalks with this kid? Ha ha ha ha! All right, all in dimensions. That was a story for Jack's beard. Sorry, sorry. You look like Uncle Petal Files.

That's what I'm trying to say. Oh, oh. I was confused there. No, Petal Files don't grow their beard that long. My beard's about to eat months old, so. Well, they give themselves away. That's what. The beard is slowly taking the shape file there, grow their beard that long. My beard's about eight months old, so. Well, they give themselves a way. That's what. The beard is slowly taking the shape of like, you know, the bear.

You see it in the petabare? It's a same color. It's a same color. My beard is calco. You see it in the color. No, Frank, you see some white in there? There's like white and there's red and brown. I try not to look at your beard.

Look at it. Look at it. Look at it. It's like there's an old couch in there. And there's some, like there's an old couch in there. And there's some like there's a skull. You want to touch it? No, I don't.

You want to touch it, don't you? Honestly, it looks like cubes. Yeah, it does. It looks like that. It looks like an angry old man's cubes, but it's... Yeah. Why do you know what angry old man's cubes look like? I have to shower too.

Two tapes sir, two tapes. Is there a long term plan for the beard? I think after RTX it's like this is going to be the longest little bee. So it's going to start getting trimmed back now. But I want to be like honestly I grew it out for RTX So like this is the longest it'll get because you guys only say like let it grow. It's all right fine I'll let it grow and now we're seeing a hundred girls into that. No, no, I'm gonna trim it I think Ironically making fun of you Yeah, now we're just saying let it go Let it die. So you're gonna shave it up. No, no, no, no, no

I'm gonna trim it. I'm gonna clean it up a little bit like right now. It's kind of getting out of control So I'm gonna clean it up Just kind of the Holocaust was kind of bad Just saying Listen I'm just saying! All right, listen. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. But Bernie, we just found out you're part Jewish, right? Oh, God!

What are we segwaying into here? You know, I don't know. I went to Frank before he came out here, I said, you know, hey, what's he come on for about 20 minutes? Because I don't know if you know this or not. Our podcast gets a little blue. We literally just hit the 21-minute mark. And then that, we get that reference in the text.

We just found out that we think that I am part Jewish yes although technically by Jewish law I would be completely Jewish because that's what's what's that which part what's that on your right side that's right he did he did that uh... 23 and the uh the genetic analysis thing. Yeah, I had to spit in a container. So you and I both did this test, and you get the real doctor, and you get the container and you think, I'll spit into this, no problem.

Right. It's really hard to spit into that thing. It's a lot more volume than you spit is less than you imagine it to be, and it's also hard to get it all into the container. How often do you imagine the volume of your own spit gusts? Constantly. I feel like I'm very self-conscious about my spit.

Wow. Are you really? Yeah, I hate it. It drives me crazy. Doesn't that drive you crazy? Yeah, it does. Yeah, all the time. But tell me about your sparrows.

I hate the fact that I can feel saliva in my mouth. Okay. Yeah. This is something that's going to stick with you. It's really disturbing. Like, wouldn't you conscious of it? No, maybe you think about it. It's like, spit. Somebody spits on the ground. They're spitting and it's a bit So it's gonna gross. Okay, that shit was in your mouth right

It's disgusting Frank's ejecting so I'm putting on a disguise so that nobody back to Microsoft knows I was on that that's a good car You want to fake beer? We have to fake beer to the audience. I'm throwing that too. No, I can grow one like a real man. It's just right now. Oh!

Oh! I'll just start straining. Wow. I think I don't want to take it in some Frank. Because Frank's a real person. You guys have to be honest, Panna. Who the fuck are we going to? I'm listening.

Your friends? No. Yeah. I'm listening. I'm gonna put it on again. Yes, your friends. Yes, your friends. Yes, your friends. Yes, your friends. Yes, your friends. Yes, your friends. Yes, your friends. Yes, your friends.

Yes, your friends. Yes, your friends. Yes, your friends. Yes, your friends. Yes, your friends. All right, listen. You're not listening. All right, everybody, the company, Tuesday, what? Shaves their beers. Okay. All right, I'll be in San Diego. You guys have fun with that. Now, that's it. So that's the worst thing, man. So I've been killing myself here at RTX. I go to work on Monday, cut the horse we shot yesterday,

I'll woo, and then I fly out on Tuesday to go to Comic Con and I'll work with other convention. I know who who, right? Oh, who are you? No, the party's not. I'm going to Comic Con on Wednesday, and it's hard. It's legitimately hard. Yeah, we got.

Yeah, what's up, what's up, Monty? I've been asked you, what do we got? No, no, I'm going to save been asked you what we'll tell the guy Can we talk about money missing his flight of packs is Monk and I were in that same flight We talked about that on a podcast for Monty. What are you talking about? What? I think Jack is just trying to get away from the fact he just complained about between two major cons that he gets to go to He has to play video games for a day That's his big complaint and what I I think the beer is the thing I have to put in the brain. Bernie, look what this is for a ride on the stage.

Oh, here's the Bernie statue. Oh my God. Oh, is it on camera? Yeah. It's beautiful. Now, Jordan, you'll be happy to know it has RTA arms. Now, is the statue part two? We're told you want to check.

So this will make its way to Bernie Tasmania and hopefully we'll find a place in the mayor's office somewhere. It's a different mayor than the one I was talking to. That bitch didn't get reelected. She should have known better. So we'll see. I guess I have to write up a plaque for it for the purpose of the statue Thanks, guys They should go down there and take that little thing and then take it like just take it to the other statue

And make sure right no sure the platypus the Dead platypus the thing Yes, you made a live one a sad platypus It's asleep. They're not kernel, right? Apparently the hard platypus went in here. I don't know, but no one else could have kept me. You know, Australia is such a messed up place that we learned when we were down that even the platypus is poisonous.

It seems like this cute little hybrid animal, we all make fun of them. Doesn't that have weird barbs in its gums or some sort of venom? It has one barb, it's like the guy from the sassy's creed And it like like hook you in that barb and poison you I also talked about this what said we also talked about this before. No, so the person over there knew that Are you from Australia You're lying. She's the platypus expert

Can the platy pass go into other dimensions? All right. I'm for the record I'm giving the guys who the other guys who bought the statue some chimera and on the controllers. Okay, let's try something a little different. We normally never try this, but we're actually kind of looking forward to it because as you may have heard, we're in the process of turning the podcast into or adding it in addition to what we do now, we're in the process of turning the podcast into or adding it, in addition to what we do now, we're going to add a live streaming component to the podcast. We're building a set back at the studio, and we're probably going to start that as soon as Gus gets in free time after RTX will get that whole thing started.

And the process is technically started. Yeah. We have the set, and we built an infrastructure to do all of it. Now we just we have the set and we have like we built we built an infrastructure to do all of it. Now we just actually have to do it. Do it. It's like when we started the podcast we recorded like 10 before we put the first one out. I remember. Yeah. We just gave up on it. So it's part of that it's gonna give us the opportunity to maybe have some interaction with the audience on the fly. Whether people can call into the podcast as they're listening to

it live or chat in or something like that So in that part talk like yes Wait, wait, don't tell me every other goddamn government funded thing to beat us on iTunes So if you guys want to you can line up at the mic and we'll start to take some questions But I got a warning we might pull a jet on this process pretty quickly Yeah, we also if anyone's on the stream they can also maybe send some stuff as well No questions about the platypus. How would the people on the podcast are in the stream, they can also maybe send some stuff as well. No questions about the platypus. How would the people on the podcast or on the stream, but they send us questions?

I'm watching it. Okay. Okay. That's good. So why don't we start over here? Hi. So I have two questions. One is, oh, I only have one.

Okay, then. No, no, no, no. You're, you, we are in a legal contract. You are committed one. Okay, then. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no So we got to ask this, it's just about every panel that we did with Jeff. And he was saying that he's so busy with achievement hunter that those guys keep him busy constantly. He's got eight employees that he manages, and that takes all of his time. And he's got the worst employees in the company, to be honest, one of which is right there. So that's it.

I can take it for a personal level. I've taken breaks from the podcast as well. The podcast is way... Like this one, right? Yeah right. The podcast is way different from any other thing that we do because it tends to like bleed into your personal life and your personal stories and there's been times where I just have not wanted to do that so I mean oh you've had problems with personal things of the podcast Bernie. Sorry Jack. Really? You've had issues with personal things in the podcast?

For the record, I sat on your personal thing. So your personal thing ended up on my ass. Is your personal thing in your order? No. It was a fleshloat. Frank, don't ask. We would like to keep the Halo contract as long as possible. But segue into something else.

Yeah. So, yeah, so I mean, it's one of those things where I've, I know I've taken a break from the podcast before, just just like, yeah, maybe I want to talk about personal stuff on an ongoing basis. But we did have a strategy for getting Jeff back on the podcast, which worked with Jack, which is we can just talk shit about Jeff for a couple weeks until he has to come back on and defend himself.

So that's our new strategy. We'll move on to the second question. And the second question is, will there ever be a Daisy podcast in the style of the Lefford Ed podcasts? We're hoping so. There you go. Can I say, so it's even on a, we are also building a live streaming set, kind of like the podcast set.

And we're going to be doing live Let's plays and Daisy and other PC games. So that's being built. So for the record, we're going to do it first on the podcast. Yeah, like we already did with our previous ones before let's play. The original John Fengen. It'll mostly, it'll most likely end up as a podcasting, but it's going to be a test for the achievement of our live stream stuff as well. So yes, there will be Daisy stuff. At a cool part of it too is we think it's a lot of fun to actually see the guys that are playing the games Dude not just here. Yeah, I can over the gameplay

So was it interesting, you know you asked about daisy was it interesting seeing people play daisy on the stage It's one of the reasons we program that we're curious to see how it played in front of a crowd of people because it's a very slow game Yeah, but it's very suspenseful as well. I didn't get a chance to see it actually. Oh, okay never mind I didn't get a chance to see it actually. Oh, okay. Never mind. Sorry. Okay, good. People, you're just gonna make a mad.

You're just gonna make a mad. Go here. Okay, so I was working at the Immersion Museum all weekend, and it's been awesome, and I saw on Twitter that you guys are doing a second season. Yeah, I was wondering, did you guys pick Michael and Gavin specifically to optimize the anguiness and stupidity on the show? Yep. That's a great question. I think it's nail on the head, actually, what that is.

Yeah, but short answers, yes. But yeah, the best thing is we love making immersion and it's a lot of fun to do In fact, it's the probably the most fun we've ever had to shoot was the video game car that we made because we shot for six hours with it And then we stayed out there for like two or three hours just driving it Right, right, right, video game helicopter. What's that? Video game helicopter. I love it That's what we that's one of the things that you came up Monty as we thought you know that when you play like a grand I thought over Saint-Tro kind of a game you just jump in a helicopter and you can fly it. So we just throw Gavin to the helicopter and say, how hard could it be?

Go. Do you remember when Monty, okay, so Monty just started at Ristarty when he was on the immersion thing, like he was one of the, yeah, Yakuza, right, Monty? That's right. And do you remember, like when we were in between filming scenes, Monty was sitting down with his head on his hands with music blurring so loud that we could hear it. He was like, he had earphones in and we could hear him and he was asleep.

No, I remember that. Yeah, see you. Yeah, you remember that, right? That was our season. How can you hear anything? That was our first time. But yeah, so we love it. And the best thing is, you know, if we can use Michael and Gavin as our lab rats

It's like we get a lot of fun adventures and then as a bonus at the end of the season Michael and Gavin are dead They kiss So we do know what it's gonna be right very exciting There's a there's a good question in the stream here for you Bernie. Yeah Would you ever get Jordan's hot sister for a cameo in Red versus Blue? What interesting question. Wait, now we have to find low stark in the chat. Someone's very excited about that.

Yeah, Stahl, you agree that Jordan has a hot sister? No, it's my goal in life just for the RT animated ventures. That if I talk about Jordan's hot sister enough, he then has to sit down and draw his sister as hot as possible, which is kind of gross. But we're trying to make it happen. So. I just, I've almost said that.

She just updated her Facebook status in a relationship. And I'm like, I'm trying to figure out how to dislike that. You got to make it, it's complicated. What's that? It's complicated. What's that? Hey, you're getting complicated. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're in the got on Facebook. What's his username? No, let's not do that. Let's not do that. In fact, I'm even remiss to bring this up, but fuck it.

Um, who is the Jackass on the podcast? Which one of us talked about signing people up for mailing lists? Oh, God. Who did that, Gus? No, why are you bringing it back up? Because I want to talk about it. And my email address is already destroyed now from this. So ever since, was it you, Jack? No, I think Gavin brought it up because I mentioned Gavin's email on the, uh,

that the show we shot at, or the thing in the E3, because I replaced my email with his on the Mega 64 thing. And so I think Gavin brought it up. So I've been signed up for like every Christian Bible study mailing list on the internet. I was having a really hectic day a couple of weeks ago, and I was really trying to use my email. And while I was trying to receive these very important emails,

someone signed me up for 150 mailing lists. Like, what is this person's life that they have the time to find all these mailing lists and type my email? It wasn't a bot. They were finding these lists and sending me shit. You know, I like it, but hearing it having you, it's kind of funny. I don't know. Do you think it was Gavin?

No, Gavin's not smart enough. He said it out. He said it all. I'm done got set all on the dumb guy, set it up on the podcast and then he goes to work. Yeah, it would either take intelligence or effort, so it definitely was not Gavin. So I was on Reddit on the Rucity subreddit and I found a picture of Gus, and Jeff from 2001 E3 and I wanted to show it to you because it's pretty funny. Yeah, is there any can we pull this up?

Can we show it? No, we don't have any video hook up here But bring me it up here and we can maybe turn it to the camera Okay, so listen so I know the picture that you're talking about because there's a couple different pictures from here I'm not in the frame. I'm probably off frame pictures from here. I'm not in the frame, I'm probably off-frame. What is Lucy at first? Lucy at first. In that particular angle?

So it's a picture of, we were with drunk gamers and Matt lived in LA at the time, and so we went out to E3 in May of 2001, and there was just a random picture of us. There's actually a couple of them that were snapped. There's Gus. Oh wow. Oh wow. That is. It's like, he has no hair on his face, he just has the eyebrow, that's it.

Figure out a way to show that. So here's really the crazy thing about that though. The crazy thing about that is, we wouldn't Hawaiian shirt that by the way? Yeah, you're a trimmer, you still wear Hawaiian shirts. Yeah, you look like a character from Breaking Bad, and it... The crazy thing about that is, I'm just off-frame in that photo but there's other photos that that same person took and it's actually

the weirdest coincidence about that is that we're waiting in line to play a game that we'd never heard of before called Halo and so it was right before we played Halo for the first time at E3 in 2001. So that's a really crazy coincidental photo another so good is complete right And oddly enough a baby Gavin is in the background of it so We crashed the plane Well, I'm gonna talk about this thing real fast because I'm gonna give it away while we're recording You're gonna give it away to me because it's actually pretty You can give it to me. Just as grunted when he picked that up.

Oops. I took off a piece to turn the lighting on. It's made by a company called Tri Force. It's a replica of an M8 Avenger from Mass Effect. It's really heavy. I believe it was a limited edition of 500 and this is number 14 out of the series. And that's actually fully functional, right? It's really heavy. I believe that doesn't they don't sell it anymore. When it was for sale, they sold it for $650. And they sold

those things to the IRA. We sent someone down the line while y'all were waiting in line Topple to the people and they they pick someone Hey Gus is that heavy? It's really heavy. I'm sorry. What did you say they pick somebody? Yeah, I sent someone down the line to talk to people who are waiting in line to come into this panel Okay, and they picked three people okay, and one of those people is gonna win this all right that is fucking awesome and that person is Sean Mitchell Sean Mitchell. Sean Mitchell? Or just? Yes!

He literally said, oh my god, I'm gonna sit up. And he's just there. Are you a member of the Iraqi Army? No, it's just the uniform. Are you a member of the Iraqi Army? No, it's just the uniform. So wait a minute. So you're wearing a military uniform? Can I have it when you're...

So you're not actually in the military? Not yet. Don't wear that to your recruitment appointment because they might get a little freaked out by it. Just so you know. So where do you get a military uniform? Oh you could and you just start ordering people around. Or you could do what Dan did when he came to work at our last company which is just show up and say you're part of it. I wonder if you could do that at the army just like show up to make it. I did not say it was the heaviest gun in the world. I just said it was fucking heavy.

Don't make me take the goddamn price back. I'll make it. Gus does not say he wasn't heavy, but I watched him struggle with it. He had to brace it on his leg. And like, I'm not a strong man. Like, the animated adventures are still armed. It's like pretty practical. There's like pretty practical.

There's like a beat of sweat here. Look at the hell of it. It's from the guy who's sweating and fried chicken. I resent that. I'm in no mood. All right, we're over here. Oh. My friends and I were hoping to start up our machine and machine series

and we were wondering if you had a machine in a series and we were wondering if you had any pointers on how to make it better. I have seen it. I know it. We have they got to make it better. How can I say make it good? Okay, how to make it good. Did you make it better? Okay, first of all, you need to get better promotions. That's my first thing. So, so tell you what, if you put it online and then send us a link, I can probably see that we're live in at Rooster Tee Thotcom. Again, that email is Gavin at RoosterTee Thotcom. I'll make you a deal.

I'll make you a deal. We'll give you a honest feedback, send us a link, and we will watch it on a podcast and give you real-time feedback on it. How does that sound? Okay. Yeah. Don't share for him. Don't say a it. How does that sound? Okay. Yeah. Don't cheer for him. Don't say a wow.

That's going to be brutal. You're clapping now, just wait. What's it about? Your machine was serious. What's your machine was serious? I know, I'm sorry. What's that? I think we see what the problem is.

Yeah, yeah. You need a plot. It's more characters. This band of soldiers is in a canyon. Lean. Go on. Go on. Who are you?

Excuse me, can I interrupt you for a second? What game are you using to make your mission a series? Halo 3. Oh, there we go. You'll be hearing from multiple legal departments, totally. Hey, can you do me a favor? Can you hire Joel? That'd be awesome.

Yeah, send us a leak and we'll take a look at it. We'll take a look at it and we'll review it on the podcast. All right. So good luck. Yeah. Hey, I just had a great weekend and I was wondering what you'd be doing different for our next RTX. Opening this wall was a great idea. Yeah.

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. On paper? I'm sorry, in practice, I'm really drunk. In practice in person, it's a lot bigger than you think it is when you're imagining planning an event. So we'll have bigger spaces in the future. Yeah, so... Just to give you a little bit of perspective, the portion of the conventions that we're using is actually what they call the small end of it like South by Southwest is held here every year and this is the part of the convention center they don't use right yeah it's like nothing this is weird this is the front of the convention center with

the cool foyer and all that but they've even blocked that off for for our event like they don't ever use that one rotunda or whatever the hell they grow it I've never seen that part of the convention center before our event have you no no it's like the fancy yeah, but this is the main entrance. So we got the ability to grow like all throughout this thing, and I think we'll take advantage of that next year. Yeah. Top one, Nancy.

As you, as a, you know, show a sign here, how many of you think you'll come back for RTX 2013? How many see that one guy? The one guy's like, fuck this, I'm not going back you'll come back for RTX 2013? All right. I want to see that one guy. The one guy's like, fuck this. I'm not going back. What's that guy's problem? He's like, no.

Are you? All right. Yeah, I'm Franz Gartrong from New Jersey. I would just, I heard some rumors going around that I never heard before. Are you guys planning on doing a full-length movie? We always have that plan in the works. but yeah, we do have a couple different properties that we have been developing our long period time to make a new movie, usually comedic stuff.

And the stuff we're working on now is like another stair step towards that as we do like longer series that are live action since we've moved away from the short. So yeah, that's always on the road map somewhere this is called Wreck-it Ralph no no no no it's break-it Bruce oh break-it Bruce we've been over this oh yeah it's always in the works alright thanks

I know Gus already shared his creepy story but what is some of y'all's other good funny or creepy stories that's happened at RTX this year? Specifically at RTX? Well, you know anything funny, but at RTX specifically it would be cool I think I had that one weird story about a convention in general But I think I already talked about that in the podcast with the tiger on the page or whatever Oh There was a girl A girl locked up to me. She has a giant book of pictures. Okay great. She opens a pickup the I'm drunk

Book of pictures and she's like, oh, hey look. I have all these pictures. I've drawn it's like a tiger It's like oh, that's really cool. That's a really good tiger. That's really really nice. It's a good tiger She turns a page and it's a tiger and Joel. It's like that's that's not it's tiger and Joel it's very very nice whatever I'm telling the story wrong basically by the time I turn the page it was like now here's a picture of a tiger and a guy and the tiger and the guy or whatever and then you turn the page it's like oh there's a picture of a tiger and the guy having sex that's very nice the picture of this oh and the guy having sex. Oh, that's very nice. The picture of this, oh, you're on the next one. No, I'm not.

I'm going to thank you for your new book. That was a little weird. What do we do? Yeah. Yeah, I would say slash fanfictions are always a particularly interesting conversation when people want, do you guys know what a slash fan fiction is? Yeah. Yeah, the way you moaned, yes, that's how I feel about it.

So, yeah, so ask someone, ask them for your opinion of their slash fan fiction about you and Gus. It's really good, it was awesome. Yeah. And Gus and Jeff Reedom, that's the worst part. No, no, the worst part was that one time we were sharing a hotel room in Portland, we were working on this the hotel room commercial, the worst part was that one time we were sharing a hotel room in Portland. We were working on this, the hotel room in commercial.

I don't know why we were fucking sharing a room. And we were just laying in bed reading Simmons Grip slash fan fictions to me. Those like, are you trying to do something with pictures? Yeah. But Gus is on the edge of the bed like this. Listen. So I just saw something really weird in our live stream chat. Someone said they wanted to know how much input we had in Halo 4, which is zero.

We're not game designers. But this person said that they're sitting in the audience and they're also in the live stream, Archvile, 609. Are you a wine? You're watching the stream and you're also sitting here? Is there anyone else doing that or is he the only one? Oh, I see. He's like 10 of you, 15 of you.

You're experiencing it for real. Is the stream funny or? No, but they're in here already. That's true. You did. Oh, like I out. No, but they're in here already. That's true. You did. Oh, like I out. That's right. That's a bad precedent. No, I'm wondering if you're here. Fuck you. But they, but you actually did have some influence on Halo 4.

We definitely did animation support with you guys in mind. Oh, yeah. And the audience. But like, like more frames for headbob or something. Oh, the usual lore weapons. Like T-Bag Bernie for action points. I believe that your panel here didn't you confirm that you were able to drop weapons? I confirmed a lot of things of that panel, but I had had a lot of booze. That's a stretch panel. Developer panels. In the future, just load them up and get all the secrets. Thank you.

Where's your mouth? Can we buy you another drink? So Jack, you and Jeff were part of the Halo 4 panel. You guys played a map, right? Yes, yes. We played the first ever achievement horse maps on Halo 4. Damn it. It was awesome.

Yeah. So there's something intimidating about playing Halo in front of a group about what 500, 600 people, however big these rooms are. Yeah. That is fun, but damn, is it very, very intimidating? I'm pretty sure I'm playing in one of the eSports main theater. I'm playing in one of those matches today, and I played last night at the nice thing about having a convention is after the hall closes.

You get to walk over and play this stuff. That takes a long time to play, so I snuck a game in of Halo 4. It's very true to the original, oh, the other Halo games is because I am still shitty at Halo, so I know it's great, and I got my ass kits completely. No, I will say the East border is pretty nice because you're hiding behind a monitor, so no one knows how bad you suck. So I guess you're just one of five up there. I said my name's gonna be on the screen.

Right? But don't know what's... No, no, it's not your name. It's like whatever the default name's already built in. I think everyone at this panel realizes how bad we suck. I was leading back in his chair. I didn't like dude. Why on this microphone?

You had to have the other microphone. We were recording a podcast. A podcast, a podcast. Who's ever editing the podcast? He's gonna have a great time. Thanks for everything. Thanks for everything. He's editing the podcast. He's to have a great time. Thank you. Thanks for everything editing the podcast is going to have a great time. ADR on the podcast.

St. Good. All right. Where were we at? Yeah, where are we at? Who's next? You. You.

If you don't have to give I have to give stuff away. I have two questions. One, with the murder and come back, will passcats come back as well? No. Why not? What's that? Why not? The second question, why not? He's going to like it. No, I don't want to worry about what you bring passcats back as well. Well, we're not bringing passcats back, because Joel is tired of playing Hitler. He was making me drive around the city.

Listen, I had one of, it was, Frank's gonna be modified, we keep pushing this up over and over again, but I had a moment where I had to pause and really evaluate my life because we just got a new annex, so we've grown so much, we had to rent space next door to the studio, so we were moving things into storage and organizing it, and we were getting rid of old props, you know, that we didn't need anymore.

And I actually said these words. Someone was holding up, do we want to keep that? I said, no, get rid of that. We have way better Nazi flags than that one. So I was like, hey, Brian, aren't you, Pat? Jewish? What's happening? What's happening in my life, you know,

that I have to say something like that. And then somebody else mentioned They were we were cleaning stuff out and someone holds up this like this and they say hey, it just feels like it's illegal to throw out a box of porn this But we have to burn it. Well, that's when we're to our fourth porn discussion So one of the things we discovered to you on the podcast is that the really ridiculous ways you have to dispose of a flag. Or do we talk about the Bible? We talk about both on the podcast. There's a very abibal.

Yeah. Has anyone ever looked at that? I don't know when you were bibles growing. It's a Bible tree. It grows back. Yeah. All right, over here. Hi, I'm TBSWK on the site.

Hi, TBSWK. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. I've been dying to ask this question all weekend, actually. I'm really excited for your livestream podcast stuff. Yeah, but I'm wondering how you're going to sense yourself because occasionally you say stuff that's be cut or bleeped. And this is this question. Lee, this podcast right here is making

me reevaluate the whole process. It's a really good question. It's something we're going to have to find kind of the sweet spot on. No, it is tough. Like Joel and I have actually gone on the radio a whole lot recently with the guys here in Austin, he has been radio here in Austin. And to like have to sense yourself, it's difficult man, because he's so used to be able to say whatever he wants, and then not being able to curse is not easy.

You know, if you're not used to fucked that up. Precisely. What do you guys do? Your mom's house, really? You're just like, we're just straight all the way till dinner. Ha ha ha. Where's Michael? Yeah.

You want to know what I do with Jack's mom's house? Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Jack, you guys are like those jokes. I've actually made him mad. My parents actually were up here this weekend. I know. It was pretty cool actually. My parents met Jack's here this weekend. Yeah, it was pretty cool actually.

My parents met Jeff's mom. So it's going to like this weird thing. We're like, you're in the family of achievement. Are Jeff's parents in the audience? They're not. All right. They're not. My dad was here earlier today, but I thank you

to God. He's not here. Dad, are you here? No. OK, good. He's going to be here. To be your parent, and then you meet Jeff, and he has also an enormous beard it's

like what's happening to my son? It's like a cult or something. Didn't you meet like one of the epic food time guys and like he had a beard and then you got made out and what happened? It was Harley from Epic Meal Time not Epic Food Time. Epic Food Time! It was it was Starly from epic food time No, we rubbed beards together and it was magic. Oh, we actually created the Higgs bus

So I actually I am worried about making Jack mad there, but I forgot to tell you guys a story last week Uh, what I think I made I actually made Gavin mad for the first time. He was mad at me. How? For like two hours. I kicked him in the butthole. What did you do to make him mad? I took it up a notch. So we were doing a signing in Australia. And we like look, we can just take a break because there's a bathroom right across the

hall. We need to go the bathroom. And in Australia, the urinals is how he says it. Urinal is if you stand on a platform and you pee against a metal sheet that's on the wall. It's like a big open thing. You're on those here, the troughs, like you've all peed. At stadiums or whatever. Yeah, I wish I had a chest.

The soap can't get down to the drain. That's the whole, right. I love that game. Yeah, it's awesome. It's a canable game. What does that smell. No, it's not good. It's not like it's a pine and a failure. So there is there is enough dudes there. We had to follow the male etiquette in the bathroom where it's like too many guys so Gavin went to the end and I went into one of the stalls. I guess I finished for Gavin. I came out of

the stall. Gavin's still going so I walked up and kicked him in the butt. And the way Gavin describes it, here's the metal sheet, and my knob touched it. And he described it as like a soft gong noise that makes. And he was scared. He described it as like a soft gongy noodles that made... And he was here, and oh my god, he was really curious at me. Oh my god. And so, I, I, when we got back to the booths, you know, we always have hand sanitized around. So I said, just go scrub this. And I think he did it, and that didn't make him any happier after he did that. That's fucking disgusting.

So Gus is mortified because I would have ended way worse for him. Yeah. And once he gave it, I would never have done it. Whenever he does those motions he always uses two fingers when he does it. He's very proud of himself. Welcome to the RISERD podcast break. Yeah, we're now at the 40 minute bar. Thanks guys. Hold on and say someone in the stream that I don't know if this is true. So you all have to fact check this. Rambrose 01, the platypus is barbed is also used as a penis.

No, no, no. That might be extra though. It's Australia. You're full of shit. Rambro 0 1. Sorry about that if we're right interrupted. All right, I'm gonna text Gavin, tell him that I just told that story. We cut out of the podcast if he doesn't want to hear it. I'm gonna call him. Just edit it out. I'm gonna call him. Here we go. I'll do this. No, let's see what I can do. You guys go ahead. I'm gonna try to figure out my own thing. Okay, who did I cut off?

Are we gonna see more spoiler cast? Yeah, I hope so. I had a lot of fun doing that. We want to do one for Game of Thrones. And Breaking Bad. Absolutely Breaking Bad. That's what I'm gonna do. Breaking Bad starts next Sunday, by the way, Gus.

You have fun in San Diego. I'm gonna watch this. I've got Tivo going. I'll get I get home Sunday night so I'll watch you when I get home. So. Yeah. You're probably see it before me then. That's a great idea. I will end whoever does that. His beer to go after you in the night. We're waiting here. Where are you watching Breaking Bad or not? So I watched all the Breaking Bad in one sitting basically with the DVD box set and some

Reynolds. Is it only MC? I want to say yes. Oh thank God, because I don't have HBO. Like every finale is on HBO. Oh, this is TV. There's just what's on it. I'll tell a spoiler right now from the last... No, I can't.

What's on HBO? It's just basically Game of Thrones on HBO, isn't it? I got the voice mail. No, the True Blood as well. I don't know that. I'm not a shame. I got voice mail here. Hey, Gab, it's Bernie.

Hey, listen, I'm in the room full of a thousand people, and I'm wondering if it's okay if I tell the story where you touch your genitals against a dirty urinal wall. Call me back. Let me know He is single ladies It's your wondering right So gross Okay, she's just wondering. It's so gross. He was so mad. And Gavin Madd is like, you can see the wheel turning in his head, the one gear that he has,

and it's like, I got scared as to what he was contemplating. You know what I mean? Oh. I have a double penis. Ah, platify, I have a double penis. Double penis. Okay, she stood up to tell us that. Anyone else ever stood up and shouted, platyp I have a double penis?

Or is this the first time in the world someone stood up and said, I can't believe it. Maybe she stood up because there's one in her chair. Oh, oh my God. Do you really think, was that a burden? The platyp was, no, it's a broken soul. Okay, a burden? The bladder puts... No, it's a broken toe. Oh, okay. A burden was disgusting. Okay.

It's a bond. All right. Matthew's excited. We will, we will, we will stay here. Come on, we will stay right here. Monitor, comment. Let's move on. How are we doing on time?

Oh, I'm down on time. Why did I get to gust that? That's the first time in the history of the podcast. I've been going, how are we doing on time? Technically, what a panel is supposed to end. Now, but we started a little late, so we can go a little later. Oh, okay. That's the first time in the history of the podcast. I've been going, how are we doing on the show? What a panel supposed to end now, but we started a little late. So we can go a little later. Oh, OK. That's the first time you've got to answer that.

Is there like a, our goal is to make Frank miss his plane. So that's our goal today. Who's next? So I have a common and a question. Back in podcast 84, you guys are talking about pacemakers and what they do and how you would never understand of a traumatic experience you would have to get one. I've had one since I was 12 years old,

it's about 10 years through a series of heart defects. But my question is, since you brought Freddie W. to this event, will you be doing more collaborations with you guys in the future? How was that question related to your comment? That was a weird turn. I mean, is this panel messed anything up? We need to sign a medical release.

So, fill me in here though, because I'm curious about the basemaker. Does it regulate your heart like at a steady rate is that what it does yeah so like what happens you start running does it make Bernie's jokes any funnier no possibly no my natural heart beats around 20 beats per minute what what it does I don't know it's retarded yeah my heart you have a retarded heart yeah I think a heart murmur. Okay. And so what the Pacemaker does is it keeps it at about 60 at rest. Okay. And if I exercise and go above 180, it will act as a defibrillator and shock me to re-study

the heart rate. Well, I want to get one of those from Michael. I got it. Now, answer your question. So we hope with Freddie W. Obviously we're big fans. As you know, he won drunk tanked video of the year 2010. Oh, shit. I should have given him that trophy before he leaves. Probably so. You should. So yeah, we love Freddie and we would love to work with him.

So we'll see. Hopefully having him as their keynote will guilt him into working with us. Frank was our keynote and last year's our TX. I don't know if you know that or not. Yeah, that's a huge success. So you're welcome. Yeah. Frank got up and did five minutes of we're gonna sue the hell out of you material. Yeah, he showed up in service of legal paperwork. That was a keynote. That was a way to trick you into accepting the paper. That's why you can serve.

Quick to your question. Well D43 ever have anything comparable to a bungee day? Uh, so bungee day was actually yesterday. Yeah. Uh, I, yeah. Exactly. Um, and they, uh, they, they had some announcements, right? They, they did a little like a new logo and some teachers and stuff, but they also announced they're working with Paul McCartney. Matt, Mario Donald is working with Paul McCartney on some music. Wow. So that is, I don't think there's, is there a band bigger than the Beatles?

I don't think there is a band ever bigger than the Beatles. Well, aha, obviously. Which is clearly, yeah. Even the Jesus and the Apostles was smaller than the Beatles. Yes, yeah. But yeah, so I mean, we're not gonna, you know, we're not gonna just use the same template and just change the day. We have an internal 3, 4, 3 day, which, Alice,

and what is 3, 4, 3 day? What's the actual day? I'm terrible at this. It's getting December, right? It's because America's day to backwards. She said, oh shit. They are. It's March 43rd, right?

It's the 3rd day of the year, which is near Christmas. March 43rd? Oh, my, is your enough? Yeah, March? Yeah, I am the Ken Dominguez. I said March 43rd. Yeah. Dude, do math on do this yet. I said March 43rd. Yeah, do do math on that. Yeah.

Anyway, it's internal. So we just like, I don't know, we have pancakes and whatnot. So, yeah, we drink a lot. Yeah, anyway, awkward if that's like Pearl Harbor Day or something like that. That's at the beginning of December. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's one of those things like bungee built this like amazing culture over, well, at least in the Halo period over 10 years Obviously goes way before that and we're not we're not bungee like we are we are built on their foundations

And we can't be more grateful or excited about that But we we've got to have our own culture because it's got to be organic and natural That's it. This is a that's the most boring dry answer at this whole thing. Should I say a swear? Yes Okay, let's do like James lookton. What's your favorite curse word? I like to juxtapose curse words with regular words, but in an arbitrary fashion, like ass basket, shit, cabab, and so on. Like it should try.

It's really easy. Like shit and cabab. Yeah. That's just a terrible visual, actually. Yeah, he's a bomb boss. That's true. I will never be on Epic Meals. Epic. Epic, who'd done? Hey, where's the camera over. I will never be on Epic Meals, so.

Epic, who'd done? Where's the camera over here? No, it's the back. Okay, so Gavin sent me a photo of his reaction. You want to zoom in for this camera? All right, see if you can get this. Oh, no, that's not on it. It's all.

We can all do that, though, right? It's really easy to fix. Yeah, so that's what Gavin's. LAUGHTER APPLAUSE And oddly enough, the background it looks like he's in a free clinic somewhere. So, it's appropriate. Yeah, and you couldn't hear up from up here, but there's a noise too.

It's like, boom. LAUGHTER That's not my message tone. Boom. Where are we? You want to do one from there? Yeah, I was going to say real fast. I found out that 343 day is typically December 19th. There you go.

Typically, yeah, but leap years, that's some probably daylight savings time as well, we're right. That can't be right. 343 65, it's 20 days prior to the end of the year. 65 months. 343, yeah, 363. And then days prior to the end of the year. 6.5, 1.3. Yeah, 3.63. And then 2 days from the 29th to the 31st. Titches me.

Okay, never mind. Bad math. Math. What did you say, what did you say that was the 18th? Maybe you changed the name of the company. Because I'm asking this 11 days before the end of the year. Oh, you're right, it's 12 days. Yeah.

Yeah. Math is the worst. So much for December 9th. Yeah. How about number one industries war. December 9th. Yeah. How about number one industries? I got that information from Allison. So thanks for keeping me bad info. Yeah, continuing first incorporated.

Yeah. Over here. Over there. Over there. All right. So I'm Brendan from California. And so I've met a lot of the younger employees of Roster Teeth YB in here and I got about it. Favorites.

Our favorite youngest member? Yeah. The younger guys. Right here brother! Right fucking here! I'm young! You called yourself the oldest brother. You called yourself the oldest person on the stage.

You said in the room. Young! Joel is wasted right now. Are you? Tell you, drunk? Young! I have a different favorite depending on who's doing me the most favors and helping me out.

So whoever gets me a beer, you're my favorite. The saying. I try not to think of favorite among the youngest employees. My goal is to find which one is the hardest to kill. That's what I'm trying to do. It's a long-running selection process. I know that no, it's not Gavin. And we've determined that Brandon is immune to electricity.

You know, after Gavin's experience, he's not Gavin and we determine the brand is immune to electricity You know after after Gavin's experience he's no longer young I'm pretty sure this one Michael can't be poisoned so you know We'll find out I actually think what happened. I think I finally have a theory on Michael I think Jeff's liver just escaped and It picked up a controller and made rage quit. I think something happened in the office the other day we didn't talk about. Have we talked about this in the podcast? About Gavin and Michael's stupid bet

with the barbecue sauce? Oh God, I love it. Did we talk about this in the podcast? No, I love it. We filmed it. We filmed it, but it was so uneventful we're never gonna put it out. No.

No, Michael's great in that, actually. Yeah, so Gavin likes to make stupid bets. Yep. And he, he got, I think he took it from a restaurant. He had like a bottle of barbecue sauce. It's about this big, the bottle. Yeah. And he walked into 100 and he told Michael,

I'll give you $500 if you can drink this entire bottle of barbecue sauce. So, what's Michael said, done. Let's do this. No hesitation. No. And then as soon as he was so confident, the Gavin was like, whoa, whoa Michael said, done. Let's do this. No hesitation. No. And as soon as he was so confident that Gat was like,

whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. If you, I'll give you some drugs so you can drink it, but if you can't drink it all, you have to pay me $100. So, Michael's like, okay. So, his confidence again made Gat in nervous. So, Gat was like, oh, no, no, wait, wait, wait. If you can drink all this barbecue sauce in, you know, one go,, I'll give you, or in three minutes, I'll give you $100. I'm like, okay. So we went to the kitchen and Michael sat there and a container about that big just

pounded in one large go. There's a really great moment in that video because this is exactly how it went. Michael would have started to go three, two, one, he goes, you're fucked. And then he made each other up to the end. But he got one taste of it and he was gonna win. And Gavin was about 250 bucks, so. Got to admire pure confidence. Michael's got it. Yeah, he.

What's that? He's got a free. Oh, he... What's that? Gamers for C! Oh, he co... Jersey represented. Yeah, Gamers started trying to solicit other people. Like, he started like a reverse bidding process. Like, will anyone drink this for less than $500? Will someone drink it for $400?

He worked his way down. Yeah, he tried to... We talked about the toilet seats in Japan when we were there last time, too. Yeah. And he tried to convince me to let the toilet seat in Japan when we were there last time too. And he tried to convince me to let the toilet seat spray me for $100. I'm a grown man, I'm not gonna let a toilet seat spray me with water. It's not gonna happen. I resisted for a long time as well.

It's like a bidet. You gotta just accept it. The bidet is awesome. No, fantastic. Oh god. You should spend some time with Gavin. You don't want to brace anything. There was like a massing-yield commercial.

I was so clean. So I priced those out. It's only like 600 bucks for one of those toilet seats. You can get it. Which is a lot of money, but it's like. You can get them for cheaper. They'll change their life. They also have heating, which sounds good, because you're like, oh, I live in a cold place.

You guys don't, you live in Austin. It's like a crooked sheriff's underwear out there. But when you live living a cold place, a cold toilet seat is very unpleasant, right? So, but what I discovered is, if you sit on a warm toilet seat in Japan, it's like someone was just there. Yeah.

Which is no. You see, the problem is, is that Bernie gets one of those, he's never getting up. That's it. It's all in there. We have a question here on the stream, I thought maybe I'd ask. So Kaboost 34 said, question for Frank, how did you find out about Rooster Teeth?

What was your first interaction with us? Some of you just sent a link, same way I found out about the birds and the bees. The two things are actually quite confused in my mind. Somebody sent a link and said, look, both people are doing with hell, where minds were blown. confused in my mind. Yeah, somebody sent a link and said, look, both people are doing with Halo on where minds were blown. I think it was that official Xbox magazine when that happened. So it was quite a long time ago, about 10 or 11 years.

Have you ever heard the story about how that worked on our end? So Gutswood Track, this is before YouTube. So all the videos were served off of our server. And so Gutswood sit there and watch the IP logs as they went by. It was like some shitty service, like freewebcounter.com or something. Yeah, you know, I had the screenshot of our first web hit of our video.

Really, yeah, our first hit, it was me checking the server. But Gutswood watch them go by, and it was like, you could watch things spread virally because you would get a hit from like Dell.com, from people who worked at Dell, and you'd see one, and then another five would hit a couple minutes later, and then like 20 more would hit, and then we'd see that, and they would go to other places,

like, you know, some insurance company, and we'd see that from these domains coming in, hitting for the IPs. And like, I guess like two or three days into the adventure, we got one hit for Microsoft, and then we got a thousand hits for Microsoft, and it went everywhere. And I think it was like the next day that the phone rang

and it was bungee and Microsoft on the other line. And we got very fortunate that they were like, they liked what we were doing. They thought it was interesting and innovative and they said, we just want to make sure you go about it the right way so that you can continue to do this. So it was cool, it was cool, because obviously that story could have ended much differently

if that phone call had not been the phone call, I think everyone expected us to get. What? And then it wouldn't be here today. And we might not be here today. That's a good way to put it. So thank you very much, Frank. Oh, you're welcome.

This all means. Absolutely. Thank you, Frank. Thank you. Yeah, my name is Heath Garcia. I'm from Corpus Christi. Or how Joe, Joe. I'm sorry.

Joe put a medical needle in the sand. Thanks so much, Joe, for that. We've got to choose you guys. We're down there. Like, metal... Anyway, my question is this, since I'll be branded from the drunken to the receipt podcast, I'll have sponsors. Are there any other doors that have opened, since doing that, that things that are in the future, or are there collaborations with other people?

Are groups? Yeah, we're all getting lucrative indoors with deals. Since doing that the things that are in the future are their collaborations with our people our groups Yeah, we're all getting lucrative endorsement deals No, I sure love my try force replica He's not the youngest Alan interested in Nableer. Look at you. Yeah, that's what you'll meet is another beer. Thanks Alan. I know I'm working on it I know, I'm working on it. No, no, I mean, we just, that was a recommendation from iTunes and some of our partners for sponsorships is that, you know, we think we learned after drunk gamers, we all we wanted was free video games when we made drunk

gamers, but nobody wanted their video games reviewed by a bunch of drunks. You thought we would have learned our lesson when we named our podcast, the drunk tank. Well, the drunk tank name was a holdover from the drunk gamers website. It was. So we literally did have learned our lesson when we named our podcast The Drunk Tank. Well the Drunk Tank name was a holdover from the Drunk Gamers website. It was. So we literally did not learn our lesson. Yeah. We recorded something that failed before. Yeah,

we actually got, yeah, we were really done to do that. There's a really cool off-sheet though. Something that's happened, especially as a result of the podcast being called The Drunk Tank, and that is that people tend to bring us booze at events, which is like the greatest thing ever. We did this tour down in Australia for DVDs, Gavin and I were on, and every day we would go back to the green room, and like the other special guests had gotten like a stuffed koala, or like a towel that said Australia on it, and Gavin and I showed up

with essentially like a full bar every day, and just set it down and basically got the entire green room drunk. Someone gave me a bottle of a Johnny Walker blue here at our dad's here. Did I see you? Really? I'm not telling you where it is. I've hidden it in this convention center.

I think Joel is hidden it in Joel. I think just by you saying that, you're going to cost us like $100,000 in damages if you are going to be in a convention center are now ripping it apart so hidden my liver Wait one you another question here from the stream. Let me give another one of these replicas away here. Okay Also made by Triforce is this cog snub pistol from Gears Award Tri-force is this cog snub pistol from Gears Award. Again, we sent someone down the line to talk to people. We're going to give this one to Chase Bond.

It's not a real name. It's like a teeny sticker that I think. On my screen it says Chase Bond's colon spiky hairdo I think you're him it says you have a unique talent that you have odd veins that you can make move you go get get up get up here yeah let's say that let me see weird weird biology for words I'd be exactly the way you do audience. Yeah, I'm kind of, I gotta see this. All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Oh, that's... Oh! Oh! Oh, nice. For being a freak of nature, I'm gonna give you this cog snub pistol from Tri Force.

I get to the box over here. I think it was just broke Bernie, by the way. No, I just... I have to fuck you discover that! Then you can do that! I mean, I might be able to do that. I you can do that! I mean, I might be ahold to do that. I wouldn't ever know. I've never sat at home going, I hate you, you and... I'm gonna choke you.

You got it. What? You need that. I'll go my lefty. Yeah. Hey, man, how did you discover that you can do that? You don't know. Okay, no matter if that's a good enough answer. Yeah, you don't know. You just think of that one day?

I think I'm gonna get off. I was fucking with my hair for a day. Cool down, cool down. He was fucking with his hand. I want to make sure we have this recording. He was fucking with his hand. One day. One day. I need to discover. Moving on. Yeah only me, but you know. Moving on. Yeah, have you tried the Progression Talent? Have you like spend a day fucking with your feet? Or anything like that? Just throw the hell out of this.

Bernie, can you read the sign down in front of us right now? Just talk to us. Check your beard. It is 3.45 and you have been on for an hour and a half. We have an alert that we have a beard check. Beard check. Beard check. Thank you. Okay, let's take a couple more questions then. Hey, listen, it's in my tradition, we're gonna keep the podcast going.

Hey, where are you going for lunch today? Tell us. Me? Yeah. I was gonna ask you guys the same question. I'm going to crisis tonight. All right, you guys really? Oh, so listen, you're not going to crisis tonight.

Crisis is closed on Sunday. Oh, thank you. That's something we probably should let you know about. So where should we go? Yeah, we talk about a lot of places we eat on the podcast like local places. Christ is awesome barb. We go with E occasionally when he's down here I've already been to Grasmole and Gordos and Chosangalbi. Oh, if you're in I've put it all tweet about this today But if you're right here, you go to bacon, which is an all bacon restaurant And that's nearby

There is Frank which is in we can goacon restaurant, and that's nearby. There is Frank, which is, and we can go on or a Frank, which is- I'll make it lunch. Yeah, and he got his place. Okay, you have something. A steering bag is a hot dog place, by the way. Yeah, and- Thank you.

I don't know, there's some other places down there. Like, you can always head down to South Congress, you've got homes like pizza, and some of the other places we've mentioned are hot dotties. So, I'd be taking notes. No, you can just look up on Twitter., you've got a home-slice pizza, and some of the other places we've mentioned are hot-doddy. So I'd be taking notes. Now, you can just look up on Twitter, I tweeted about it a couple of days ago. So, all right. Thanks a lot. All right.

Hey, there, you guys. How are we going to do this? How are we going to do this? Go. Hey, guys. This was about two years ago. It was right before you guys released the recollection. I was pre-ordering it, and I just happened to a little note section in the ordering area. I just happened to mention, hey, this comes out a couple days after

I deployed, I was going to Iraq. And I just happened to mention it and I was like, hey, if there's any way you guys can ship it out any earlier or anything like that. And lo and behold, the day before I deployed the box showed up at my house, I don't know if you guys did that intentionally. I don't want to get anybody in trouble if they weren't supposed to do that, but I just wanted to say thank you. That really meant a lot to me. Right, I'm sorry. Thank you.

Applause. Thank you. No, well thank you. I mean, we have obviously because of the nature of Red versus Blue, we have a lot of people in the military who watch the show. And one of the most disturbing things of all is when they come and they talk to us about it. They always tell us how everyone in their troop or platoon is like the characters in Red vs Blue.

And the guy who's like Kaboos always runs the biggest piece of equipment. There's literally a guy where they were introducing us to everyone. And they say, yeah, he's just like, Kaboos, I go, what do you do? He goes, I run long range artillery. I was like, oh God, please no. So, thank, I'm glad I got to you before you deployed. So, I'm glad that worked out.

Come up here, I'll give you some more stuff. Yes, you want us to wrap up? Okay, so I have the other studio trying to tell us that we have to wrap up and so that probably means we'll be done in like 20 minutes. Yeah, over here. I just have a quick question for our guests. Did you enjoy the battle findings I brought you? Oh, no.

Okay, sorry, wait for a second here. I was so sleep deprived and delirious this morning that I actually started, I actually started eating them and they were delicious. So I decided that since I hate funyums, I renamed them funyums. So I wrote over them with a marker, Fun Yums. So my bag of Fun Yums was absolutely delicious. If you follow me on Twitter, I think I even tweeted a picture of it and tagged it. Hashtagged at RTX 2012.

Because I was using it. Oh, I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it oh I did it I did it and now I never want to stop You saw right? No, I'm playing with it. People have ever tried that I read it So it in up with playing with veins in your hands

You're fucking with his hand Wish you're rep Yeah, I can do it too. We should wrap this up. Oh, you can do it. Sorry, bro. You're super Mars is quite common. Yeah. Turns out you kind of suck.

Taking more questions, do you want to wrap this up? I guess we should probably wrap it up. Can I say something before I go on because I have to get on a plane? Yeah, right. What would you like to say? I just wanted to say thanks to Rooster Teeth for putting on a really spectacularly expanded and amazing convention. And thanks for having one of the best largest and most energetic communities in obviously Rupert Teeth's umbrella and the machine of Mo Umbrella, but we think of you guys as an extension of our community

as well, and we're grateful to the relationship that we have with you guys. And I have to go get a plane. All right, thank you. Thank you, Frank. Thank you, Frank. Thank you, Frank. Thank you, Frank.

And I bet he's wishing he really said that just before the first Holocaust reference. I bet timing could have been better. I can't think of anything we could possibly say after that to wrap up any better. So Gus. We always wrap up with where you want to go for lunch. Where do you want to go for lunch? I already ate lunch. Let's go to dinner.

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It's all just buffet. Mine isn't mine. All right, hey, thank you very much for coming out to the very first ever in live drama tech. I have a corona on you. Don't go back safe because they do not approve that. All right, well thank you everyone. We're wrapping this up.

Thank you. Thank you. Hey everyone, we have a special guest with us right now. We have John Erler. Hello. That you're talking about me. No, not you Brandon. John from the Master Pancake Group who also plays a voice in Red vs. Blue. Thanks for joining us John.

It's great to be here. Thanks for having me. He's a voice of Agent North. That's right. Now a proud father of the Theta AI. I am a very nurturing character. I don't know if you saw the most recent episode be as a skateboard now. So now you can yell at him. That's not true. Don't kid. He really does have a skateboard.

Is that true? I haven't seen the... They just totally extreme. That is not true. Are you guys pulling my leg? No, no, no. It's a... and see, they just totally extreme. That is not true. Are you guys pulling my leg? I wish you wasn't. No, no, no, no. It's a, yeah, I do know that some weird things happen to the AIs. I know that there's one who's continuously on fire.

Yes. That's a sigma who's the one voice by Elijah Wood. And that premiered last night. So there's a big Elijah Wood premiere. Yes, that's pretty exciting. Why can I ask, I love playing North, and Rooster Teeth is the best, and Red versus Blue is the best, but there's some plot points that I don't get all the plot points. So why is Sigma on fire?

He is a representation, and Bernie Burns would be a much better person to answer this question, but I'll do my best to answer it. Could you do it in the voice of Bernie Burns? I don't have any fried chicken to put in my mouth at the moment. So, how'd that be? How'd that be difficult? He's supposed to be a representation of anger and rage. So, the magic? The magic is creativity, as I understand it.

Sorry, creativity. Anger is the omega. Correct. Correct. You are your correct. So I so I answer your question. I don't know why he's on fire. It looks cool. Maybe we'll find out at some point this season. Yeah. I feel like someone's got to be. Yeah. I don't know. It's very sinister that he's on fire all the time. I feel like he's broadcasting from hell or something. Him being on fire is a pain in the ass because it takes a lot longer to render those sequences. Anytime there's something that's on fire, there's a lot more that goes on with that. Yeah. Fire and water, they're tough. Yeah.

To make it look anywhere realistic. Anyway, as much as I love talking about Red vs Blue, we didn't bring you on here to have an exclusive Red versus Blue discussion. We didn't want to talk about some of your other projects, to let people know about them. Well, we are, as you mentioned, I do a comedy show here in Austin. It's a very popular show at the Alamo Drafthouse, which is a fantastic theater. One of the best theaters in the country, You get to eat food and drink beer and they have all kinds of wonderful events. But we do a weekly show. It's sort of an MST3K style movie mocking show called Master Pancake Theatre.

And you know, we make fun of most of the bad movies and a few good movies too. But we will be taking our show to the Great Northwest in late July. So I just wanted to give a heads up to folks who live out there. If you know anybody who lives in Seattle and Portland, Master Pancake will be visiting your town very soon. On July 19th, we'll be in Seattle and we'll be playing at the the SIF theater. It's an acronym the SIF the Seattle International Film Festival uptown Is it a cross-street from the Jedi theater? I would love it. That was the case But we'll be at the SIF uptown on the 19th in Seattle and then the 20th and the 21st will be in Portland at Cinema 21.

So for people who aren't familiar with Master Pancake or MST3K, which maybe there's a couple of them. I would assume with your listeners that everybody knows what MST3K is, but on the off chance that there is nobody who knows what that is, first off, go watch some MST3K DVDs and get up to speed. Second of all, it's basically me and two other comedians sitting in the first row with microphones and talking smack over the movie. And we'll be doing twilight in Seattle and Portland, which is one of our funnest, funniest

shows. And one of my favorite movies to do, because it's just so bad and I think everybody knows it and b it's wildly popular for some reason some reason yeah have you guys seen the Twilight movies I have I'm sorry to say I haven't gotten around watching those yet if I were to watch them I think any master pancake showing would be the ideal way to do that that's how I saw the first one and there's like two moments that'll always stick with me. One was, um, I guess there's one point where he saves her from the truck. Yeah. And you re-edited it to where there's just an explosion and any end credits come in. Like it's fun. We do we mess with the movie a

little bit. But yeah, and the other one was every time you see her crappy pickup truck, there was the, uh, the theme from, uh, as we say in front of Son. That's it. Wow. Bano, bano. Just wanted to see that little thing coming back over and over and over. But that was the first time I saw the movie. It was a mass pancake. It's a really fun running joke. And yeah, I guess that's one difference between us and MST3K.

We try to take it a little further by not only talking over the movie, but actually editing it sometimes by adding extra music in like the Sanford and Sun theme or adding special effects like Bella getting blown up by getting hit by a truck in the parking lot of her high school. So the album would normally discourage people from talking during the show, but it seems like they're definitely encouraging you to talk to the show, to talk over the show. Yes, our show is like it it's a special case, I guess. And still, we don't like the audience to talk during those shows.

It really is just the three comedians with the microphones who are talking during that. Have you ever had a problem with someone trying to join or hijack the show? Every now and then, but most of the time, they're just drunk, you know, and having a good time. And if they get too out of control, then we'll have somebody kick them out. But we do have some audience participation in the form of a drinking game.

So every time some recurring theme happens in the movie, we'll decide before the movie starts with the audience what they want to shout out when that happens and that's pretty fun. What was the key for the Jurassic Park show? They were actually, it was a double drinking game for the Jurassic Park show. One was every time Jeff Goldblum makes a witty one liner, you take a drink, which really, if you're paying any attention, it all will get you shit faced by the end of the movie. And the other one was at any time a body of water ripples in the movie you take a drink which of course happens every time the T-Rex shows up. Yeah that was like a cool thing they did in that movie the first time we see little waddle waddle the little cup of water and start taking on the T-Rex approaches and they really fall in love with that idea and they do it.

Well, we're on over again. And the RTX crew, we performed for RTX on Saturday and by the way, what a great time, I think everybody had there. That was an amazing, amazing job you guys did. Thanks. And, you know, it's just going to get bigger and bigger every year. But everybody I saw there was having a great time. I had a blast, but we performed our Jurassic Park show there

and the audience, we asked them what did they want to shout out for the drinking game and somehow I don't know how, but the audience as a group decided they wanted to shout out Hey titties every time. What were that? You can't say that we're without smile like it's impossible to have a frown and say, that's right. I tried it anywhere. You can't do it. I'm thinking about the word and I think we're all eight years old. So you had a show on Saturday evening at RTX, which was not available for streaming, unfortunately.

It was a legal reason. It was a good time out here. I wish I could have made it up there, but I was a lot of fun. I was busy walking around like a zombie, trying to deal with other issues. Well, there was so many things going on. Did you end up having a good time or did you feel like you were working for a month? Oh, I got to the convention center. I think at 8 a.m. on Thursday and I really left on Monday at 2 p.m. So it was it was it was a lot of work. The answer is no. You literally didn't leave from Thursday till Monday. I slept.

I would leave to sleep two or three hours at a time, but that was about it. But that really doesn't count. I'm told that on Saturday night my wife was talking to me like I went back to sleep for a couple hours. My wife was talking to me and in mid-sentence in my reply I just fell asleep and that was it. So I'm glad to hear that it went well for you guys and that you had a good time. That made me so happy that everything went okay we had a little bit of trouble getting a blu-ray player that would work and get our audio. So luckily, I think it was your girlfriend that came through in a pinch. My girlfriend, Joanne, if she's listening, thank you so much,

honey. Yeah. The last minute I called her up and said, can you bring our DVD player from home down here and she brought it and everything was fine. Yeah. We had one of those stupid Blu-ray players that doesn't have standard audio outputs. So there was no way to put it up. When they when they said that, I was like like that's ridiculous like who would make a blue ray player that doesn't have audio like RCA audio out yeah so they have proprietary plugs yeah what's the point of that like really so you can only buy their speakers I see so you have to buy this name company brand thanks Sony I'll say I don't care what do they got I never shared that picture I had from Armageddon

It was like a Sony TV and they had a real going This is after the show finished and you know the real had gone had an ended and it went back to the I movie Menu so it was like a Sony TV with the Sony logo make believe and then the video on it was little I movie default menu Yeah, Apple logo in the corner. Yeah, I know that that really you're talking about very well that that menu screen I've used that one You know, it all knows it really well. Hmm Sony You're like I feel like I know all of their default DVD templates and I know all of their like default loops for For music

Yeah, like a year on like on local commercials you'll hear it all the time, like the platinum ink. The tattoo place here in Austin. I know that loop very well. That's right. What do you got there? I pulled up the thing. The clip for John. You could escape. He does not believe it. I still don't believe it. Does he also chew bubble gum and wears pants halfway down his butt There's no spoilers. Yeah, I'm a little I'm a little intimidated actually being on the podcast with John because we're like amateur Want to be comedians, but like John oh? People John makes people laugh. We're living yeah You got to do you're totally under selling yourself you guys are hysterical

But John was also on the freelancer or yeah the freelancer panel on Sunday and that was streamed I believe I'm not I haven't you see if it's billable, but that was I think To me one of the most entertaining panels because it was about five or six mostly comedians a lot of improv actors And just having fun we went up going like an hour over yeah, you know Just because everybody was having a really good time. Yeah, well, when you get, I think when you get performers together, especially improv people, you know, they could just work off of each other really well. Yeah. And it was almost everyone of us. Text North, South, the director, CT, York. I feel like the master's there is Wyoming. You know, the person who was in there was a soft maybe?

A soft lieti. Every time someone mentions York, I was thinking of the peppermint patties. That would be like effective marketing or something like that. I cannot separate York from peppermint patties. I picture that silver wrapper and that delicious chocolate mint. How long have you been doing MasterPanky? I've been trying to think about the first time I heard about it.

And it must have been like, 99,000? Very good. Yeah. We started with the predecessor to Master Pancake, which was called Mr. Sainis Theater. Yes, I remember that. And we actually got into a little bit of copyright trouble with the name. Because we were in you know back in 2000 when we started we were just doing it as a kind of

goofball tribute to MST3K mystery science theater 3000 so we wanted the name to convey You know to people what we were you know paying tribute to so we made it as close as we could and We probably made a little bit too close to the original because after about two or three years of doing a show, and like I said, we started off, and we did one show a month, and nobody came, and then we did it over and over again, and after a few months, the word got out,

and we got fun here and better, and we started picking better movies to do. So instead of doing the B-science fiction movies from the 50s and 60s, which was, you know, kind of the staple for MST3K, we started doing more current movies like Top Gun and Red Dawn and Karate Kid and stuff like that. And then people started showing up more. But once we started getting popular,

I guess the original mystery science folks heard about what we were doing and heard about the name, which was again Mr. Sinus, Theatre 3000. I can see how they'd be confusing. In retrospect, I can really see that that was a problem for them. So they very sternly said, look, you either need to change your name to something a little less confusing to folks or We'll slap you with a lawsuit and so we change it to the sinus show and Then that evolved later on into what it is now, which is master pancake theater Was there any mean behind master pancake? There's almost no meaning behind master pancake

But the the the story is that when we were being threatened with a lawsuit by MST3K, we knew we were going to have to change our name. We came up with a list about 100 different alternate names that we thought might be good and the one that always made us laugh was Master Pancake Theatre. And I don't know how we came up with that or what the story is, but every time we would, every time we needed a go-to name for the group that made us laugh, when we were just talking about, well, if we had to change our name, it was always MasterPancake Theatre. So somehow that stuck when we actually needed a different name.

Well, I hope Hey Titty's Theatre was a close second. It's a lost opportunity. You know, if Master Pantake goes down the tubes and we need a new name, then hey Titties is number one on the list. Now you also do some special shows. I remember one of my favorite was Kirk versus Picard. And I went to the first one. I think I was supposed to go for the second one, but I had to work.

It was either that or it was Data versus Spock. But Kirk versus Picard was excellent. Those are fun shows, because those were wrong though. Oh, no. Yeah, I took the position of Kirk. Yeah, we've done about five different next generation versus old generation TLC,

whatever you want to call it, Star Trek shows. And we show one episode of each. And I take a position in favor of the old generation. And then Joe Parsons, who's in the show with us, usually takes the next generation position. And the first two shows we did of that were Kirk versus Picard. And at the end, the audience gets to decide, after watching the episodes and hearing our positions,

they get to decide who's better. And the first one, Kirk one, and the second one, Picard one. And you guys stop the movie right and you do a sketch. It's fun, AC and so we just look a lot like young Kirk. And then I'd say you look like Picard. It's mostly the hair style. It's the baldness. Yeah.

So in the skip, at the halftime, we had to take the role of the character that we disliked. So Joe, who was defending Picard, had to take the Kirk role, and I was defending Kirk, and I had to take the Picard role, and we, so we had a debate, but we were, you know, I was undermining my own argument in favor of myself because I didn't want Picard to win It was pretty fun. So I don't know if that makes sense or not, but it was pretty hysterical. I get it so if you're defending Kirk in this scenario, do you get to pick the original series episode or what you're gonna show?

Yes, so you definitely make sure you cherry pick like well yeah, it's tough though because we also do it by theme and I think the second time we did it the night that Kirk lost the theme was because we also do it by theme. And I think the second time we did it, the night that Kirk lost, the theme was Captain Beams down to the planet and is trapped in a one-on-one battle with a creature that he can't communicate with. So for the Kirk episode, we did the one with the Gorn,

I don't know if you remember. And I can't remember the title of that episode, but he has to fight against this sort of lizard-like giant creature with flinstones outfit on. And it's not a great episode. I freely admit it's probably not Kirk at his finest. It's definitely Kirk at his cheesiest throwing you know, throwing like Paper Mesh A Rocks at this, you know, lizard creature. But the matching episode and next generation to that was, it's a great episode and it's no surprise the Picard one. That was the second one. It's the one where, again, I think the title is Darmak. Yeah. The alien race that only talks in metaphors.

Exactly. And it's just a beautiful episode. And everybody's in tears by the end, because, you know, the alien captain that Picard is trying to communicate with, who he finally figures out what the language is. It's based on metaphors. And then the alien captain, who's played by, I think, Paul Winfield, who's a great, you know,

sort of character actor from the 80s and 90s. Yet another black dude on Star Trek who's covered up by prosthetics, it's a stereotype. But he does a great job as the alien captain and he dies at the end and sacrifices his life for Kirk and the greater good. So Picard won that one, but... I don't think I've ever seen that episode. That's what it's like with a dad along with the flute. It's like one of the classic episodes.

I know the flute one. Yeah. Yeah, and you know, he keeps saying, what is it? The recurring phrase is like, Darmak at Tanagra, you know, Jalad with hands open wide, and Picard is like, well, I don't understand

what you're talking about. And a lot of people don't know that Picard was played by J. Peterman from Seinfeld in that episode. But it's just a beautiful episode. So Kudos to Picard. But then after after we did the first two Kirk versus Picard shows we did we did one Spock versus data and I defend it Spock and We show it's also wrong. No, oh no. I know that one. I'll stand firm on I understand Kirk is cheesy and he's not for everybody But Spock is so goddamn badass and compared to data I come on and and we showed We showed a mock time I think is the name of the episode where Spock has to go back You know every seven years to mate on his home planet and his blood boils and he actually ends up killing Kirk in that episode

Which he should probably appreciate And we paired that up with the next generation episode where data For some reason he decides to go on a date with a girl and he's terrible at it and he's just a putts through the whole episode, honestly. So that was fun. And I will say this, every time we do one of these original versus next generations, the audience who comes to the show, you know, 150 to 100 people, they come in being mostly next generation fans. We pull the audience beforehand. We say how

many people here in favor of next generation and about two thirds of the audience, you know, says their next generation fans. But by the end of Spock versus data, the entire audience unanimously agreed that Spock was more bad-ass than data. I got to say I'm a Picard fan and the captains, but I think I'm definitely more of a Spock fan than a data fan. Yeah. Just because I associate data with those terrible, holotic episodes, we play Sherlock Holmes. And I fucking hate those episodes. No, like the last ones were really good.

No, when Morty already, he becomes like, no, last ones were really good. No, when when Morty already movie comes like no, he becomes self-aware and he becomes he's no longer like this two-dimensional character. He just he's no longer so longer like blatant evil, but he just wants to exist. Oh, that's a cop out. Oh, that holodeck stuff is a cop out. It's that Star Trek. I'm not defending the holo dick. I'm just saying that's a good up, because that episode isn't so much they go in the holo dick. It's they've created life and that life realizes that the existence that it was created for. It's nothing, it's not satisfying.

It wants to be more, you know, and it's something that everyone can appreciate and sympathize with. You could do that in a more sci-fi Star Trek scene. Anything's over this shit? The one that I've used more already, I fucking hate those episodes, dude. What, what do you have against Mario? I hate fucking data Sherlock Holmes and gangster per card. Yeah, gangster per card, I'll give you. Oh, I've got a Robin Hood bridge.

Remember that one that I've been down to the planet and everybody takes a character from the Mary Men? Oh god, I don't think I've seen that one either. It's terrible. It sounds awful. And then the one where they they go back this might be the Sherlock Holmes one too Where they go to old San Francisco and meet Mark Twain? No, that was the finale in premiere I think of season three and four or four and five that's when data's head was in Stuck in time for a thousand years

Or something like that. Yeah, the drama period didn't. They dig up data's head and they're like, what the fuck? I like the few drama episodes much more than the next generation episode. I agree. But Gus, I agree with you. The holodeck is like, it's built in jumping the shark right there. It's lazy writing. It allows them to just go over they want and, you know, without any sort of consequence.

Or feel like it's almost like the writers were like I don't want to write another Star Trek episode let's I'm gonna write something you know a little different to change it. I want to write a Sherlock Holmes episode and I love Moriarty. Let's yeah let's use the holiday. Uh-oh we're getting that's us. Thanks for signing your phone Brandon. I was showing a new clip. Thank you for showing me the clip. Yeah but they use it to get you sometimes. Like when Warf is in there, like, I think and stuff, like it's, there's sometimes where it's not the central part of the story. Correct. In which it's a, a very cool accessory. There are

appropriate uses for the holodeck. Re-skitting the entire episode as something else is not an appropriate use. That's true. So another Star Trek next generation versus old generation we did, and I'd be curious to hear you guys' opinion on this. We did, we were kind of running out of ideas at this point, so we did Riker versus Kirk for the title of Ultimate Ladies Man of the Universe, and yeah, which is a dubious distinction at best. I think I would think Kirk would win that one pretty handily. Yeah. Well I mean they both sleep around quite a bit. Right, very seedy and gross. He's very sleepy. So I think he's more successful. Like he literally fucked his way out

of a jam on Sun and Alien and planet. He's like I need you to help me escape Alien choose like yeah, but only if you fuck me and he's like all right. Yeah, he comes off Yeah, no, he will use his sexuality Remember that episode. I think it's called a game where Wesley. It's got like Ashley Judd in it Yeah It's called a game where Wesley, it's got like Ashley Judd in it. Yeah, everybody's wearing a Warchie planet. Yeah, and it comes back to the George Riker is on the Orgy planet. And it's just, he's like wearing these silk bathrobes. And he's just like a total like jiggle-o for this woman on the planet. And, but the whole episode is like a metaphor.

If you watch it closely and I'm going to stand by this it's a metaphor for STDs because like Riker goes down to the planet in a sub-bathrode to bet this lady and he ends up bringing back this game back to the ship and I think it's like goggles and you put on the goggles and and it's just the worst like mid 90s graphics early 90s graphics that you can imagine but everybody's addicted to this game and it's up to Wesley and Ashley Judd to try to the verga Yeah, yeah, exactly the versions on the ship have to stamp out the STD's that Breiker brought back up from the plan I can totally see this metaphor now that you say that yeah, so do you think that STD's are gonna get worse as we start mating with other species across the universe

I assume so. Our immune systems are built for that. Yeah, well let's find some other species first. But the first, yeah, we'll put it on our to-do list. Find aliens, number one, number two, fuck them. Yeah. I'm ready. I'm ready. I forget. Did you say your, yeah, I know you said to have a show in Seattle in Portland.

Are they both going to be based talking about twilight Yes, it's gonna they're both they're all gonna be twilight shows because twilight is is one of our most popular and one of our Funnest and funnier shows and and you know Like you guys, I think a lot of people are Curious about twilight. They've heard about the phenomenon But they they would absolutely not go see it under normal circumstances, but if somebody's there making fun of it, then this is a good chance for you to see it in safety. It's acceptable.

Yeah, it's like a comedy condom that you can put on so that you don't get infected by the Twilight virus. Are you doing the first Twilight movie? We are doing the first one. We've made it a point of going through the entire series series and we're up to the third one here in Austin We're currently mocking a clips, which is the third one But but we're gonna take our first one up to Seattle in Portland so that you can see what we've done in the past It's awesome. Yeah, it's a great show. I remember While it was always one of those movies where I thought people just overplayed how bad it was because people just like to talk shit about movies

Yeah, you know I think ever since like movie started was like just silent in like two minutes. So what do you think? Was it as bad or as good? It was just as bad as everyone said. I was really surprised. It's definitely the baseball scene that it really hit me and I was just like, I can't believe it. I don't think I'm being that guy, but no, this is just the shittiest thing I've ever seen. It doesn't make any sense. About two-thirds of the way through the movie,

if you're, they take a break from the main plot and decide to play a game of baseball out in a field, and the vampires are really good at baseball, and they love it. Is there vampires versus werewolves? Yeah, I wish it was. I would've been even pointless. That would actually have made it a better movie.

No, it's vampires vs. vampires. And, you know, they're like, because there are no real rules in this universe, they can do anything. They can fly and they can catch, you know. They can fly? Well, yeah, Edward can actually fly. I'm not sure if all of them can fly, but Edward can fly. So he can catch flyballs and they can all jump really, really high.

So, yeah. and they sparkle. Interesting. Yeah. I'm actually really curious to see it. There's some great jokes in that. I don't want to spoil now. Yeah, not too many spoilers. But yeah, if you're in Seattle,

come see us on July 19th at the SIFT Uptown, Revenge of the SIFT, and if you're in Portland, then come see us at Cinema 21 on July 20th and 21st. Next week, what is our next Thursday in Seattle and Friday in Saturday in Portland? And the tickets sell out pretty quickly, so you gotta get them before you go up to the window. So do you fly out to Seattle and just drive down to Portland? Yeah, we're actually, we're gonna do a themed tour because you know the movie, the Twilight series takes place

in a small town in Washington state called Forks. So we're gonna fly to Seattle, do the show there and then drive down to Portland, and on the way we're gonna take a little detour and go to Forks and see what it's actually like and try to find some vampires. Wow. Yeah. That's a terrific idea.

That's interesting idea. I hope you all, at least play some baseball, I'll be there. That's uh, it's really interesting idea. I hope you I hope you all at least play some baseball. Hope you're there. Are you gonna shoot it? Yeah, we're gonna film it and uh, make a little mini documentary out of it. It's really it's kind of sad actually. It's really pathetic how attached we've become to the Twilight series just because it's our job. But now we've seen probably you know, the first Twilight we've seen over 30 or 40 times. We've seen it more than most Twilight's. We've seen these movies. Yeah.

And, you know, what is it called? Were you build up an attachment to your, to your... It's Stockholm syndrome. Stockholm syndrome. Or Helsinki syndrome. I would get confused because in diehard they, they say the wrong one actually. But yes, I think it's Stockholm syndrome. Anyway, we have that for Twilight. It's a terrible,

terrible series, but it's our bread and butter and it's so much fun to make fun of. So, so now we're all girly and we're going to take the Twilight Forks tour when we go up there. I wonder if that's a big, they wonder if you'll encounter other like Twilight fans who are I'm sure we will. It's like an industry there because I think there's nothing else going on in forks. Sorry forks. But I think, you know, it's like up there with Kurt Cobain's hometown. I think it's a big tourist attraction for people who, you know, want to do the Twilight adventure. Interesting. Yeah.

All right, well, for anyone who's interested, we'll have links in the link dump and in the enhanced podcast to the ticketing for the shows on the 19th in Seattle and the 20th and 21st in Portland. You should definitely check it out. But we don't want to keep you too much longer, John. Thanks for having us. Thank you for coming on. I hope you have a good show out there. Thanks very much.

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