Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #177

Episode Date: August 1, 2012

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Welcome to the RISP Podcast! I'm Gustarola. You're everyone in my work here. I'm Gavranzi. I can tell you what we've worked doing. This is Bernie Burns. I have resolved to do a much better job motivating all of your retards. I'm Delaney.

I just finished thinking about something. It did it start thinking about anything else. This is Matt Hollum. Here goes got charged. Aw, tea process themes. Oh, what would you theme song? Probably the most used soundbite in all of our theme song entries. What's that?

Go to the theme song. With that in the octave. The octave. I like the plinky plunky sign felt guitar thing. I don't know. It was definitely with the Casio keyboard dimple. It was back in the days when, am I, can you guys hear me okay? Yeah, you're a good question.

You're, this is you I think. Pardon us everyone, but we have a technical moment. Oh, that feels so much better. It's better? Yeah. Craig. Okay. So we actually wear headphones when we record the podcast so that we can hear ourselves to our headphones. So we can hear how terrible we are. Some people it seems like don't listen to themselves. What I'm just gonna guess Joel never.

No, it's a good thing because it helps prevent you from talking over people constantly. Joel always has his headphones on one ear. So he must be deaf in the ear that the headphone is on because that motherfucker will talk over to anyone. Well that defeats the whole goddamn purpose of the headphones. Headphones are for isolation so that you can hear other people when they're talking. Yeah that's the whole point. And the guy he talks over people so frequently in one of the recent animated adventures of the hot dog quotes. One like I'm trying to you know I'm I'm giving lines in the animated adventure and you can hear Joel in the background trying to talk over me. And for Jordan who makes the animated adventures as that. I don't know. So this week's animated adventure, I don't think you guys have seen it yet, is the, my blue eyes, the story Miles told about the playing cards.

I had not seen that. I'll start you guys when we're done here. I like the one last week of the pilot... I had not seen that. I'll show it to you guys when we're done here. I like the one last week of the pilot. I thought it was fun. Yeah, the goat sitting next to the jeff was pretty good. I like the others as the retarded. I like the others as the retarded. I like how you make your way into a RTA,

but you're not even in the discussion, are you? No, I'm just the... You just like... I'm just a character. A stupid character. Yeah. You just get screen time regardless. Gavin represents dumb. Jordan didn't want to a character a stupid character. Yeah, you just get screen time regardless Gavin represents dumb Jordan didn't want to have to draw another character

So so Blondie and I Barbara can we still call barba blonde? I don't know if she's officially changing the site right so I don't know if you can anymore Yeah, but her totally bonding her Twitter account is blonde. So it's at blondie. Yeah, but her Twitter account. Her Twitter account is blondie. So it's at blondie Yeah, I wonder if at any point she was blondie spelled normally B L O N D I Or that maybe that was constantly like you taken already on the internet so she had to settle it It makes sense. I I rewatched the good the bad and the ugly this past weekend fucking great and

To go always calls the cleanest would character blondie. Yeah, the entire movie. It was really disconcerting So I think the throughout the entire movie it was really disconcerting so it's like a thing to Barbara the entire time so blondie don't leave me here blondie my only hope is that Finch Lynch will hear you say that and he will edit together something where he replaces Clint Eastwood with Barbara in everything Barbara in a poncho all right so what were you saying, Burr?

so last night we were hanging out on Google Plus we were literally hanging out we were doing a hangout nice I We were literally hanging out. We were doing a hangout. I was actually literally hanging out. What's going on here? It's not so weird. That's a big, it's not the different website. Let's see, cool features, but then they name them in ways where I don't want to use them.

Like hangouts? Yeah. I don't do a hangout online. Hangout, what do you mean? You're talking like me or what? Hangout? What the hangout? How's it going?

That's it. But so one of the things that you can do is when you're hanging out, you can embed a YouTube video into the hangout and play it for everyone else. And everyone, it's cool because it syncs it like, and if somebody else pauses it, then it pauses there. Sounds like the worst thing in the world. Well, it's, you can, you supposedly are theoretically, you know people who are in the hangout with you.

They hangout. But I think you only have 12 people in a hangout. You know, we have very similar functionality on Ristuth and we don't have that bullshit 12 person limit. Can you complain about the chat, right? Yeah. Well, not everyone can play video. We can play a video.

Yeah. We can get ahead of that. Yeah. Perfect. Perfect. It doesn't cool thing though, when you're playing a video in that emutes everybody and you have to push a button to talk. So you have to then at that point be an asshole. That's pretty cool. To talk over the video.

Might stop using these. But we were, we did something where we were embedding videos and so I tested it by playing the one and only band RTA A video. Because I had it on the laptop. So I have to put it like the exclusive screen. Oh yeah. Well, it was only me and Barb and our guy named Trevor, who's on the site. Do you guys know Trevor?

So you were hanging out with just Barbara and some bloke cool Trevor. Yeah, pretty much. Wow. Wow. Wow. We were testing functionality. Come on.

Is that what you call it? Yes, we call it. You were prepared earlier hanging out having fun to now testing functionality. I see the background happening. Whoa, there it is. We just stand up and do it. It's work.

It's all good. It's from Canada. It's okay. It's from Canada. The men and women are like women anyway. Actually, that's more like you. So, it's well known there is a band RTAA. No, that's why I brought it up.

There's one Ruchki animated adventure that did not make the cut. Yeah, we talked about it at the quality, not because of quality, but because of content, because of butter. He does it wrong. Any year somebody had, oh, but that happens, you know, I mean we give people, the point is we on the podcast, we don't want to censor ourselves. Yeah, when we talk because we want to be able to talk freely. It's the way that we approach the production of the podcast and such that you can say anything, but if you say something that you realize later would be extremely damaging to your life, you can go back and ask Lindsey to remove it before it gets put out. Yes. And then she forgets. Say, unless you're me, then.

That's coming out anyway. Well, this is that is the damage anyone. And then you're cute. Then you're living in a new apartment by the free. My particular case, have you ever used that? That's Todd. The remove that bit. I have used it in a business sense, where I thought maybe I said something about something

that I shouldn't be saying. Yeah, we've talked about games before. Yeah. And stuff. And there's like one of those things, like, I'm not sure if that's public yet. And so. Yeah, like a couple of weeks ago,

we talked about SVFM on the podcast. And we weren't sure if we said anything we shouldn't have so we cleared it to make sure that it was all public stuff That was publicly known. Yeah, I did it recently When you played that clip of me on the desk at Disneyland at the hotel What yeah, you did but no one's gonna remember that Well, you only brought that up to me directly you moron I know what you're talking about because they got cut they have no idea what you're trying

I don't know what you're talking about what I when I was drunk of it, Conn, and you played that audio clip, I was like, no. Get rid of it. That's a cheap real thing. You just said to baby, too, because you record everybody doing everything. Yeah, I'm putting it on the internet. It's still for our own private life. It's not your phone. That phone ever hits the internet.

Yeah. Good God. It's nothing on that phone. No, that's not a lie. I clearly regularly saw my Mac. Bullshit. Look, it's nothing on that phone. I clearly is on my Mac. Bull shit. Look at your photo of library. How many photos do you have in your photo library right now? I've ever ever taken. What are you talking about video?

All the videos in there too you idiot? No, there's no videos in there. Gavin Gavin has just found a front of it all time. Do you tell me there's no video in your photo library? There's videos in the camera row. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah, that's what the talking is. That's the same thing. What do you talk about? One's camera row, one's photo library, see?

One of them is my entire iPhone 2 library and the other one is the stuff I've taken here. Right. So we're saying you have everything on there. No, I delete videos because I feel it up constantly by taking so many videos. So you move your videos to your iPhone, a library, and your computer, but you keep your photos on there.

Photos are just as fucking damning. Yeah. Every time you see one of those, uh, those tabloid sites, I can't take it. There's no context with photos. I don't think so. So it's a single still. Photoshop.

At least a video you can get some context. Photoshop. There you go, exactly. Photoshop. Text edit. Everything's live. Everything's live. What is the most damn, do you ever take a photo that you think would be utterly damning?

Taken a photo or been the subject of a photo? Let me think about this. I got really drunk when time, let's take a good story. The Folk Room story. I didn't take any pictures that night. I got some photos from that night. You did? Yeah, I've got a photo of you on my profile from that night.

You're a fucking douche. You took photos at not, I don't think I any photos of you. This is the the folk of night people have asked about the folk room because it was one of the characters in the 50 of RTA. One time Gus had a party at his house and that's a rare thing to begin with. So one of the times. It's not quite in describing like that. You can just refer to it as the pot because it's the only potty where anything happened right What do you think that's true? It was meant to it's meant to

So I showed up that party and every now and then I will do this where I decide I'm going to get drunk Yeah, and I that's my goal for the evening is to get drunk you hide your keys Play I was to get drunk early and then sober up at the party that's what you told me when I walked in I thought you were like to get drunk early and then sober up at the party. That's what you told me when I walked in. That makes sense. You were like to get drunk. That was like drunk, Bernie Login. Yeah, I was like, I'm gonna get hammered, but then I'm gonna stay here and get then sober up.

And then I go home. Then I go home because I be sober up. I thought your plan was to get super drunk early and bring me down crashing and burning with you. I thought your plan was to get so drunk you came back around to sober. You wanna get to that drunk level where you're like I live here now. This is mine. But I so that was I wonder if I had shown up and done that like literally walked in.

Well I would have been fine the next day. I walked right into the middle of the kitchen where everyone's just having a normal social chit chat and I put it on the table. But I like to do that. Yeah. And I let a shot glasses and I put it on the table but I'm a little bit a little bit of chocolate and I said we're getting drunk and that was like about 7.30 and it was like immediately and then cut to late that night where I'm gonna let the jacket with a pink feather boa riding Bernie around. I think I have that photo please. I got it. I know.

So let's come back full circle. There's the back full circle. There's the there's the damage photo. Yeah, it's just a photo Gavin I would photo Gavin wearing a leather jacket to pink feather both. Oh, well, yeah, it's off the story That isn't it So Gus was terribly damning Gus had an outdoor porch and I got so drunk that I was literally on the ground for about 30 minutes Out there and you were happy I was happy the ground was my friend and Gus came out and he saw people party goers taking pictures of me on the ground and he went around and took Everybody's phone and said delete those photos. Let me see you delete them. You're a good friend. Yeah

You write that for me though. I did not do that for you guys. It is by the fact there's that photo there I did not do that for you. I did not do that for you. I did not do that for you. I did not do that for you. I did not do that for you. I did not do that for you. I did not do that for you. I did not do that for you.

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I did not do that for you. I did not do that for you. I did not do that for you. I did not do that for you. I did not do that for you. I did not do that for you. I did not do that for you. I did not do that for you. I did not do that for you. I did not do that's the way that carnival And that's a woman's jacket too right? Well that's Gavin

Did you write, did you write vagina on the book? No I wrote a, yeah vagina I don't know I know One of, one of, one of Gams many great nicknames That was Jason, used to call me vagina a lot I don't think, are you not wearing shoes? Or is that, it's like a thick sock you're wearing?

Oh nice You know I finished shoes on the night I had it I was so worried I, I tried to like a weird thing You know how wearing it? Oh nice. You know, it's a finish shoe, something like that. I was so worried. I had a weird thing. You know how you get that feeling when you wake up the next day after a massive drunk? And you have this hollow, shameful feeling of like,

what did I do? I ruined everything in my life last night. So I actually went back to your house, because I had this weird feeling that I ruined your screened in porch. I know because I had this weird feeling that I'd ruined your screened in porch. I know because I would let next day, I was sitting there watching TV and I saw movement like outside my window, the side of my house and I looked,

I was like, hey, Bert is there. I was like, you and your son were walking down and you were like looking over the fence and in my back, I was like, what the fuck's he doing? I was like, you just messed up your porch, what are you doing? You just knuck on the door, you say you didn't say anything. You just came up in the alley, mixed in my house, like looked in my backyard, and then took

off. I didn't even say hi. That's not creepy at all. That's not creepy at all. I didn't want to wake him up. Maybe if you didn't know the guy then yeah. It was just cute. I was looking in your bedroom window or anything like that.

I don't know. It was an in the bedroom. No, I, uh, so, I think that night Matt drove me home. Where did I, I didn't even know where I ended up that night? I really don't remember I think Matt drove me home and then I was driven back to pick up my car And I just like went and looked and make sure that I didn't destroy the the screened in porch So anyway, so that was that was a night where I loved Gus because Gus deleted photos of me And I remember that he did that. That's like the only I remember

Yeah, I don't know how you were that drunk on the floor loving it but you still remember that I deleted photos. Back in college I used to get that drunk but I don't think I've been that drunk in a long time. I was annoying and sloppy and thank God. Here's a great strategy. If you're gonna get sloppy drunk the best thing to do is get everyone else equally as drunk. Yeah, that's why. Well, you got me more drunk than you. I'm so much lighter. When someone else is drunker, then you're not the drunkest person. Everyone's not paying attention to you.

You're like, look at that guy. I got you drunker. Yeah. It's like a deflection. I think I have a theory that everybody is a certain kind of drunk. Some people are angry drunk. You get rid of them pretty quickly in your life. Yeah.

And you're the worst. They are the worst. Do you think getting drunk off of a different liquor affects your type of drunk you are differently? That would be cool. I don't think so. If you could do certain things to have different outcomes. Like when you, what was that stuff you could do in the Sims where if you took it you became different in some way. That was a good explanation.

I think we can all picture this thing. What was that thing? It was like different colored. You were from a cool subject to a lane Like a different potion that let's see if you get potions. Yeah alcohol drinking and the same Look at you. I always get super frustrated. How is it you always might put your headphones on backwards? What do you want to actually put them on backwards? Let me take a picture That's how I can tell that they're on backwards. Like, do you consciously put them on backwards or do you just pick them up and put them on

however? I pick it up and put them on the way that's comfortable. So Gavin, are you a annoying drunk? I'm the worst. Yeah. I'm absolutely worst. Don't ever get drunk with me. I'm one of the happiest drunks you'll ever meet in your life.

So you're a happy drunk? I'm very happy drunk. That's, I want to be a happy drunk, but I'm not a happy drunk. You know what I am? What are you? I'm stupid. Oh, I'm just dumb. I'm so dumb when I'm drunk I'm just like I just hate it. So I hide stuff from myself. I'm dumb. I'm a I'm a kicky drunk I got people's legs if I fall on the floor. I'm just gonna trip people I thought he fucked up my knee for a week because of it

Because he kept trying to tackle me into a fountain and then I've been his hotel room And I'm just sitting there trying to cook some the bed He goes to get water bottles So he gets a six dollar bottle of water and I'm like go to bed. I just keep repeating to him go to bed Go to bed go to bed more in the morning and he woke me up and I'm saying go to bed And he has a video of this because this is the way the stupid brain in his work He sets up his laptop records the video and I'm just saying go to bed and he has a video of this because this is the way the stupid brain in his work He sets up his laptop records the video and I'm just saying go to bed go to bed He gets the six dollar bottle of water uncaps it and then just starts splashing

Water goes in the first Dallas I'm just like playing with an empty ball I'm doing my power James will explain to the fatie world I'm doing every my power James really expensive beachy war That's good quality war That's what you are. It's okay to legally choke him until he's unconscious I finally got him into the goddamn bed and I go all right I'm leaving I leave I go down the hallway sure enough I hear Bapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap The dabbing's in the elevator now and the sun of a bitch. I start all over. Took me literally two hours to drag him up to his room,

wrestle with him, drag him up to his hotel room and get him into bed because he's so fucking drunk. And he's not so bring up over two hours. How is that even possible? I was getting drunk, huh? Because the alcohol was slowly released again to my bloodstream as you were trying to deal with me. All right, so you can have at least 20 pounds too.

So any amount of alcohol is gonna make him just try. You will appreciate this. And by this point, it was five in the morning. And he called me three at three woke me up and I went out to go meet him take care of him Because this was the night I went to this by your man premiere. Yeah, so this one night I didn't hang out with him. He does this you fucker and I go out at three in the morning sure I'll go out you know because I got back in by two but he calls me a three and I wake up after an hour of sleep Go out fight with them literally fight with him for two goddamn hours Didn't it bad he runs on the hallway, gets the elevator with me.

I got down to the lobby and I was like, you know, I'm just done. I can't handle this anymore. So what I did was, he went to follow me out of the elevator in the lobby. I put my hand in the middle of his chest, held him in the elevator. I hit all the buttons and he tried to get out and I kicked him in the stomach and knocked him back down in the elevator. I had to go and I pointed at the buttons and I said said somebody on one of these floors will take care of you and I was in the door shot and I went home. How's your knee now? I'm fucking walked in. No, I need

her for like a week and I can't bring it up to him. He felt really bad. I did feel bad because I don't remember it but do you think you were more mad at him at that point than he was at you when he donned his dong? No, because he was splashing the water in me. You can see I'm just like fuming, but putting up with him. Yeah. He was legitimately mad when I, like, I don't want to ruin my penis at age 24. If I get some sort of like weird, tetanus chlamydia disease from vaguenine ovun.

Just chlamydia, that's it. It's like some kind of super astounding. Yeah, like these two are rushed, like dick, right? Roast dick. Roast dick. It's wrought right. Like dick-ro. Rustic. It's rustic. It's wrothed right off. I love it terrible.

I love it terrible. I love it terrible. I mean, terrible. I mean, so terrible. I had a conversation with Gavin that I never thought I would have. Gavin, I had a man-to-man. He sat me down and we had a man-to-man. Really?

Look, you don't do don't You don't do that It's a nice mess with the guy well he's at his weakest because I You could have knocked my teeth out or band my penis. I went for the penis. I had to make a split second decision My face was good for the wool. I had to lean back the penis at the wool Dude, what's that moe eastern promises? Whatever where that you be the shit out of the guy's Dude, what's that Eastern promises, whatever, where that dude beats the shit out of the guys, when he's just, I'm a very ass naked.

Except the illegal board and something. Yeah, the illegal board and something. Yeah. Being the shit out of those guys. See, you don't have to be, you know, you don't have to be in your weakest area. You don't have to be vulnerable. You can fight back.

But with my no bow. Sure. That's, that does work. He can't, he can't, he can't, he can't, he can't. He's like, you know, he can't, let me give you peace advice. He don't need two hands. That is true.

I was confused by that. Why are you using two hands? And if you say he was holding his pants right you did to the fly of your of your Yeah, you do you use the fly yeah, no, I just I Unbutton the top line. Let's push down flip the the fellow over But now there's some to your hands. That's an issue question. I never used the fly either I know if you've used the flap in a in the in the boxes. No, no, no, I think maybe like to try it out Yeah, you really do yeah, that's the whole point of it. No, I'm over there never done that I understand that you're speaking it's not like a dickwind there. It's exactly what it is. No.

And that's what it's designed to be. So you have to hold up your pants with one hand and hold your willy with the other? Willy. You're just saying no. I'm holding up. I'm holding them down. You're holding them down? What?

Are they trying to get up to your nose or something? What? If I'm pushing down. The key signal is underwear, which has the elastic on. I'm left on both in one go and then the John Thomas goes over the top If I like her with the left hand it would flick my John come as light up towards my face Here's the deal like if I'm at a urinal I don't even need to use my hands at that point because there's everything's being held in place It's trousers on your ankles No, no, sorry, just the fly

Actually video of that. You still don't need two hands to this. No, you should freehand it like if so he kicks you in. You said you had to be friends. I've got 24 years without being kicked in the A-ness while I'm taking a piss. Well, you haven't lived my friends. Yeah, I've been in my birdie very long. Gary, you need two hands like you're wrestling with alligator.

You're like that. It's like a fireman with a hose like it's spreading all over the place Can I get some extra hands on this? I felt really bad man. I'm still blowing away so none of you guys use the fly. Yeah, that is so weird I used to see the button flies but it was time to put the button fly that's that's a little bit different But if you have a zipper like a pair you don't call us weird. You're the weird one. I'm the only one that doesn't oh, so I rarely use I really peace standing up anymore I I'm terrible if I'm in a toilet and not a you should never admit that there's something Yeah, as a guy you got a stand-up. No, it's okay. No, that's okay. So you're terrible And you can't hit a urinal like no

I can't hit one of those I just can't hit a toilet. So you can't hit a toilet? I mean I can't but I'm just it's just you know You know, he's just go no, I gotta hear this. What do you mean you have terrible Abe? Like you're pissing all over the floor? I know sometimes I get spray and it's just a white that now We're gonna get a whole discussion here the machine get into okay So I think at the office we have a bathroom that has a urinal and a normal toilet. It's what in that yeah It's random so I fought for the urinal for a long this time time But anyway, that's a whole other stuff nobody uses the fucking urinal I really think the only one it does I do I am and like the worst thing ever is when you go in there It's taking number two and it's just piss all over the seat. It's like really are you fucking

Yeah, that's happened I'm not encountered that dude. He's the tadyus toilet. It's all I've seen it It's it's like the worst when he ever was like like there's like liquid all around like the base of the toilet It's like there's a year and all five feet away. You can't just want like walk around that little wall and use that Nope, maybe we should put a piano sign up. It says you're in all around the corner So I'm just like a track on the floor like a red line We can't orientation it's got like the male symbol like the gender symbol on it Over there and the average is points. Yeah, but yeah That's the rest of me can always find the empty toilet rolls on.

So I was there. No one changed the name to toilet paper. I was thinking about something recently when I was playing Minecraft, where I was once playing Minecraft and I built, I mined for about 10 hours and I built a house out of iron blocks and it looked really cool. Had a gold floor and a diamond ceiling. And then I lost it. I went exploring and I couldn't find my way back.

Do you think there was ever time in, like like pre-maps and stuff where people would build a house and then go off and then get so lost that they had to live where they were? Yes. There's a building in the house. I literally had no way of getting back. I'm just going to live here now. Well I think those people are just nomads, right? They'd range so far. They wouldn't have built a house. Well, they have like a cave. They have like a domicile, and then they walked away, and they just found a new cave. Yeah, but did they do it unplanned? I'm sure it happened to somebody.

I mean, it happened to you. That's right. In the same kind of environment. But someone that's stupid wouldn't have been able to survive back then. Why are you pointing at me? Because you're an idiot. There's going to be some like modern day equivalent to that. Like you get on, you miss your ex on the freeway, and you're like, well, gotta be some modern day equivalent to that.

Like you get on your Mr. Exit on the freeway and you're like, well, I'm gonna balance out. But you know what I'm saying? It's like, you're probably this way, you'll die and you, because you're gonna die one day. That's it. No, I mean it's like just literally like,

I'll come in one day and say, I mean, do you hear Gus die? And I'll be like, oh, it's terrible. It'll be like the third day. Oh, terrible. It'll be like the next third. You can Thursday it'll be like next Thursday you I'm not leave you right I said you were tiring with a shot gonna age 40 that's true I'm like what's he's got you out of that but am I five years older than you something like that yeah yeah yeah it's crazy you don't gonna do that anymore are you guys yeah we'll

see I knew you wouldn't but you you're the kind of guy too you're so secretive you're gonna have shit hidden away that nobody's gonna know about because you haven't told anybody and then you're gonna die and it's like that's gonna be lost It'll be there be treasure. I think that's different than moving and losing your house I think I'm a business. I think you own you own a business somewhere What's my secret business? I don't know maybe a call watch or something What's my secret business? I don't know maybe a call watch or something I don't like it too much breaking back Hey, don't I did I specifically did not watch this week's episode of breaking back Why not because we next week we go to the animal. Oh, I got tickets by the way

I got tickets for Sunday to the other day. I'm gonna watch every two weeks as well Yeah, I can't wait two weeks. I have to watch it. I watch it when it airs really it's so good I think we haven't mentioned this before but we there's some TV shows that we watch at the alamo and because they serve food They need more time so what they do is they show two episodes They show the previous week's episode and then they showed the most recent weeks episode I got to say I wish that guy wasn't there Oh, don't say that You might actually listen to this. I love that guy Somebody's gonna get up in vamp but there's a guy who gets an advanced between the shows or during the commercial breaks.

Everybody gets a ridicule. It makes jokes. But you have to admit, he does know a lot about the show. He does. I never pick up on the fact that the kid is always eating breakfast. That's a big internet thing. Is it? I didn't know.

He's a whole chaggy. He's a bullsick. Is it? Yeah, I did that. I say that. Yeah, he's all chained. Right. So if it's the full six, like if she's the one you occasionally saw him at school or somewhere else, but besides that, he's like, he's always at that fucking table. Season one, they have that great scene where he's trying on pants with his mom and his dad. And then the kids come in and start banging

a photo of him and then Walt leaves out the back. And it's like in the sky. There's all like what the what? Walt. And then he leaves and he comes around through the front towards beats the shit out of those kids. That's a great fucking scene. I love that show. and it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like I don't think I'm going to be able to do this. I'm going to be able to do this. I'm going to be able to do this. I'm going to be able to do this. I'm going to be able to do this.

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Hover. How do you say it? Hover. Hover? Yeah. Hover. Is it hovercraft? Hover? You say Hover, I like it. Do you? Hover, Hover. Hover. How do you say it? Hover. Hover? Hover? Hover? Hover, Hovercraft? Yeah. I say Hover. Hover. What's with you in it? Yeah, okay. Gavin, FYI, we pronounce things a little differently sometimes. That's just it. So for our British listeners, go to Hover, who don't know, it's like roster. It's about like Hover though. Okay, so when I kick you in the butt in the ass hole, as you love to say, and you banged your jaw and Thomas against the metal sheet, disgusting, urinal wall. Damn, I said the word. So you don't say urinal.

Urinal. Urinal. Urinal. You say urinal. Do you say urine? Some people do. Really? That's one that kind of set me back.

I've given up on like practicing my shitty thing. Some words when you put the suffix at the end, you change the way you say the first bit. Oh, okay. In the American language too. I can't think of any but there are. There is one I just saw. I have no examples but it's true.

Okay. Since we were talking about TV shows, I thought about that and there was actually a point of discussion in a recent episode of Louis It's anybody watching season three of Louis. Yes, I am okay. What do you think about season three of Louis? I thought it started I did not like the first two or three episodes. I'm with you a hundred percent They were they were really rough, but I feel like they turned it around have you seen all of those seasons episodes? Yeah, I don't get to say when Parker Posey showed showed up I was gonna say Miami. I like the Miami episode. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. I agree with you Yeah, that is where it turned my army turned it around another Parker Posey things going going good

That first episode and that second episode yeah fucking weird. It was it was it was cringe-worthy like from the start It was different where he was I don't know something about him doing the stand-up before the the intro like it sometimes It had intros like that before but it just had a different vibe from the very beginning. Yeah, his stand-up was always a part of it. You know, sign felt used to do that too. I don't know if people remember that. Like the first two or three seasons. They were severely criticized for that as well. But I think the weird thing about this season with Louis, it does you don't know, Louis CK makes a show for effects.

Yeah. It's Louis And the first two seasons are fucking amazing. There's some of the best television I've ever seen. And he writes it, he directs it, and he edits it, and he's in it. Wow. And yeah, it's like apparently he made the first season for nothing like fuck you. I'll make it. I'll give it to you. You can't tell me what can be in it. And basically they just charge them or paid him the bare minimum just to get it on the air. And he kept like a lot of the rights to it and a lot of the creative control and it shows in the show because it's very much his voice. Anyway this season he's showing other people stand up as well which I

find is weird. Yeah. But the old guy then is that woman that kind of quirky woman. That woman I was not a fan. There's a hard scene with her. Yeah, that was a pretty hard scene. The second season, that's a great episode. The Doug Stanhope episode was amazing. Though, Doug Stanhope was the guy who's basically suicidal. He was like, I'm done with life. And like, Louie's trying to talk about it.

He's like, why? What do you care? Dan was a good episode. That, the finale, too, was great, too. You know, it's one of those things, too, where it's like, I get the feeling if you've never seen Doug Stanhope before, but I get the feeling that's what it would be to like to actually know that guy.

No. Because it's like, he's that sarcastic, nothing matters, fuck everything, and that's his routine. But then that seems like when I've seen interviews with a guy, that's what he's actually like, and it's like, it just wears you down. It's like, dude, just get, you know,

you're brilliant, get happy about something, find the joy and something, and apparently this doesn't exist Me and is always the most depressed though aren't they of the famous people the famous bunch No, it seems like it as already lying I mean Jesus Christ. Why just went to the Montreal comedy festival. That's where I was all this week Why wasn't on the podcast what a bummer? How many people killed themselves while you were there? No? No, but I'm saying like and so it's weird to be with a group of people that are primarily stand-up comedians or, you know, comedy writers,

and they are some of the most brilliant sarcastic people, but you get them all in one room together, and it's like, you can talk to people, and it's great, but there's like this weird undercurrent of just like, like a lack of confidence in how it's to put it, you know what I mean? It's just like part of that thing of being a comedian. Yeah, self-deprecation, right? I mean, yeah, sort of, but something else,

look, some little darker there too. And I will say this, mother fucker, first of all, Montreal is awesome. That might be the best looking city that I've ever been to. I don't know if it's like the French, you know, influence or whatever, but wow. But we've been to cons with film people, web people and video game people.

I can absolutely guarantee nobody drinks like comedians. Oh, fuck, dude. And you combine that with just the laws and Montreal. You just sit there drinking, having a good time. It's like, it's probably one of the best bar scenes ever because a bunch of comedians, everybody's fucking hilarious. And you're just drinking, having a great time. And I go, what time is it?

Somebody goes, it's 4'30. It's 4 still said it's awesome yeah so you're just like you know what I like I was like I gotta get I'm gonna go crazy so yeah it was that was a fun festival that you met you met some cool people out there you met some of the guys from out of crow's podcast right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna work on it because he was out there and then the guy who does you know Mark Marin he's always big do the work on it because he was out there and then the guy who does, you know, Mark Marin, he's always big on the, uh, it's got, they were out there too. A lot of comedians have podcasts. Yeah. And so they, uh, the lot of people that I met, they knew us, not from web or gaming because

they don't give a fuck about any of that. And they're very clear to say, don't get the fuck like that. But like the iTunes rankings are like, oh, it's like, yeah, because we don't have our faces on it. They were like, oh, yeah, I'd seen all the time. What the fuck is that? Where's the... I listen to that fucking thing.

Sounds like you guys recorded a fucking closet. That's right. How's our rear mirror look, asshole? I checked a list of it. It's like a bunch of kids and you're not gonna fucking closet. So, yeah, so that was weird to have that. And then they were doing, they were doing, it's called the Just for Laps Festival.

I think it's the 30th year they've done it. Wow. And, uh, they got a laugh, yeah. Yeah, they have. They got nice. Just for a few, but, uh, they want to wear web people out there because they think web is changing comedy. And it was, I mean, all the web people over there,

like people from college, humor, cracked, fun, you're die. And, you know, talk to them, they were extremely web savvy and then you talk to a Santa comedian, he's like, how do you get a YouTube account? It's like, what are you doing? What are you asking me? Yeah, it's just no knowledge. It's like, it's just completely outside the sphere

of their knowledge and they just don't care, don't know anything about it. That's interesting. Like, it's, you know, bringing it back to the Louis C. K thing, you know, he's having that tour later this year where, you know, he, you know, he previously tour later this year where he previously put out that special where he paid for it himself and put it out for like five bucks

and this time around on his tour. He's not using ticket master, he's basically selling the tickets himself through an in-house ticketing system, which I think is pretty interesting. That's someone who's pretty savvy about that kind of stuff. It's also saving money too. Tickets were, I think were $45 across the board. Like every ticket was $45. And he also set it up where it has your name on it. So you can't scout tickets. Like they're checking in names.

You like to give idea when you get there. Yeah, because I mean, zone of things, you know, people scout tickets from ticket master and sell them for $300 on top of a $2D price. Yeah, plus when you buy this ticket, you didn't have to pay fucking service fees and all that other bullshit. I think they said Lucy came made four point five million dollars in a day Like when we take it to one on sale. So what sale the same time here in Austin

He was only gonna have two shows, but I guess they sold out so fast that he spent he's gonna have six now. Yeah Yeah, you get the same three days. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I got tickets I didn't know that like I didn't know he like it was a tour was new like one day my life and I were talking and about Lewis He came like oh, we should see if he's gonna come in Austin anytime soon. He's like oh cool. He is like oh wow There's a ton of tickets like apparently they had just gone and say I don't know idea We're like oh look. It's a ton of tickets. Oh, right. Let's watch this by home. That's gonna be like pure pure coincidence He's playing a D. A. C. L. theater right the mood Yeah, yeah, that we we actually just went there recently to see bear naked ladies and that's an awesome awesome theater

That's what cool. Yeah, so, we actually just went there recently to see bear naked ladies and that's an awesome awesome theater That's really cool. So and who plays captain butch flowers in red versus blue He just having to come through town for a tour and he's like hey, what are you guys doing? I'm not that you want to go hang out for a day because when he's on tour sometimes he has like a spare day and Gavin and Jack got to see something really cool, which is we like go spend the day with him do something fun Barton Creek or Barton Springs was closed Yeah, that's our natural spring. That's what he usually likes to do so he just went out and did some other stuff and Listening to bear naked ladies is a completely different experience than going to a bear naked lady show

Right because it's almost like an improv act with music Yeah, like in between sets when he's when he's you know bantering to the crowd It's it's all fresh. Yeah, I just started riffing and rapping about the steak he had at dinner with caramelized brown sugar on the top. Yeah, it's like a two minute rap about whatever you do with him that day. So it's a really easy experience. We ain't like that.

He's saying this to all this like hundreds of people about his dinner that you're saddening. It's like, yeah, we were there. I watched him eat it. When we were sitting there eating dinner with him, I guess some of the people at another table recognized him and came over and sit high and I got a little jealous. Yeah, I was like, I'm famous too. Did you really feel that? No, no, I'm not.

It's a silly guy, dude. What about me, I'm Gus. I was said he was on his list, but she didn't say you were sad. Yeah, that's a weird conversation. It is interesting to go out with somebody who's actually famous and see what that is like. And it's like, he gets stopped all the fucking time. Yeah, like we go to go out for a drink or anywhere, especially after the show, like anywhere nearby.

It's just like a pretty steady stream from about 30, 40 minutes. Just, you know, people coming up talking. What we have now must be the perfect level of well-knownness in that in like a a very select room full of people who know we are it's like ballistic and everyone knows us but then you just step outside and it's regular life it's like a it's really awesome contrast. Wait me like turn it on off like a switch yeah it's a good balance. Yeah the I mean it's it I mean we're at the level where like every now and then like outside of like a Ristratite event or like a convention you know get stopped somewhere. Yeah about once a month or so. Yeah I'll try to think of

somewhere okay so the worst for me. I got bad one. Yeah go ahead. I've got a bad one. So the the pharmacist at the pharmacy I go to. So like no I'm really concerned it's like if I ever I don't know Like I have to get some fuck that medicine I'm like I can't go to my pharmacy because the guy knows me. Hey, that's your butt. Herpes I'm gonna pick up my medicine like I've like to take some stomach medicine. He's like hey, so I saw that short You were really funny like oh no, can I just get my pills? I could imagine to someone knowing me personally or knowing me in like you want that person to be anonymous

Right he has to have access to like my medical history right? I don't know if there's something fucked up I did years ago that's still on there. Oh absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. That's my that's my current terror Yeah, you don't want to do like you know what I mean the doctor's office and he's putting on the rubber glove like Snap I'm gonna go by the way. I just want to say He does that thing where you like pulls the bag and pulls the gun Let's take a look at yours You know you know nuts and Montreal because I guess the festival Like jumps up the amount of work that the hotel has to do. So all these French Canadian service people decided that would be the great time to have a strike.

And they were like picketing outside. You know, so it's like to get a drink at the bar, it was like 20 minutes standing there because they had their scab bartenders who were just like what's you know what's makers mark and they just like stare In the name they go over the computerized cash wish and they're like It's like you mentioned Chris was a bartender Drill Australia that bartender who is the slow is there's nothing worse Then like watching someone be really slow and what she gives a blivious happy Smug face about it. Yeah, that must be terrible He was just like he was pottering just like

Doing something and then be like preparing it and then that is he going to Hogwarts? No, I'm with you. I'm can't follow him. What is Potter? A gamb was like, Gav is very polite. He has, he's a British gentleman, but he's standing right next to me like, this guy, whatever got under his skin, maybe it was because he had an infection on his penis. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, but I'm gonna tell you this,

I'm gonna tell you this, I'm gonna tell you what I'm talking about. You fucking prick. He's like, monitoring the attack on the guys working. He's like, come attack on the guys working. He's like, come on fucking pray. It's because I can't look at him in smiling. Because everything was alright. I'm there like, I've got 20 in my ass.

I'm just like, you're smiling and I'm enjoying it. I'm like, squeezing this money. I'm like, come on. It's me getting to be famous. That's when we were special guests down there, for the supernova. And we were talking about this blast every day back to the hotel. Sounds very special.

And yeah, it was a special bus. And so like a special guest we had to be back by a certain time and to get on the bus to go back to the hotel. And it was like, especially against for Christopher Lloyd, which he was freaked out about, because he grew up watching back to the future and all that stuff. He never heard of taxi, never heard of real gym in Dintowski. Oh, so and it was so it's especially guess for Christopher Lloyd, Eric Roberts,

Trisha Helfer, Vic who's a good, does a voice for a lot of anime stuff, a lot of some other voice actors and actresses. Us, the guy who played a Treyu in Neverending Story. Oh, you would probably like to act. I should have figured you would have enjoyed that. Guys with a lot of tattoos. And then the lady who played a Treyu in Neverending Story. Oh, you would probably like to act. I should have figured you would have enjoyed that. Guys with a lot of tattoos. And then the lady who played Femcia,

and then the woman who played Batgirl from the 60s Batman, which was interesting. And we were all packed on this bus, and then we'd all go back. And Gavin one day, he asked me, when we were the church back, what would happen? What would happen if this bus drove off a cliff?

Like, what would, what would that be? And I and I said he goes what would the headline be? I said I'll say exactly what the headline be Christopher Lloyd Dyson That would be it. You put that you put that in Michael's head because we every time like you and me and Michael And so that's right. It was on the mic was like if we die right now What's gonna happen to achievement Hunter is like dude? No, don't think of it like that Like asking like what happens if something happens on the river and we all die. Yeah, I love flin I told him all your assholes are replaceable. Yeah

I probably video games the internet this way. Yeah, specialized skills said it might be better asked what would happen if Minecraft died That might be a more relevant question You guys are kicking ass So we had a we had a fourth anniversary this past weekend, which was a pretty bad ass on the unsaturday That might be a more relevant question. You guys are kicking ass. I don't know what you're going on. So we had a fourth anniversary of this past weekend, which was a pretty badass on the unsaturday the 28th, which for the longest time we thought it was the 27th, and we actually went to a lot of things.

And it was like, oh wait, it's the 28th. Well, we'll celebrate the 27th, foggy. I think you should reset the anniversary from the day that the domain expired, and you had to re-restri- God. I do not bring that up around that. That's a round death. I do not bring that up around Jeff. I've done a screenshot of that.

And multiple screenshots of that. I was with Jeff in London when that happened. He fucking panicked. Panicked. So Jeff, Jeff, was in charge of the early on, the early days of Chief Hunter. Jeff was in charge of the domain name, Achievementer.com, and he let it expire, and it just went to some other site.

Yeah, I was sitting at home like on a Saturday or Sunday and my close-by reading was like, what's wrong with the Chief of the Hunter? It's just showing like ads, it looks like a parked page. I'm like, what? I'm sure it's fine, I went and looked at it. Nope. It's last.

It's gone. By, by brand name. See you later. We were like a year in, no, a year or two into it. But probably 12 months in one day. It's really not that lovely. But let's place the recently on Minecraft ones. No, or you're too into it 12 months and one day Probably Let's play the recently on Minecraft ones. It's I mean, it's just us playing Minecraft for I had to dance like half an hour usually I just goof around and it's like 1.5 million views now. It's just what what's what three days ago?

Four days ago, they're in the left Friday you guys are fucking destroying you guys are awesome when are you gonna be in a let's play? Don't ask me. You know, we should do the original we should go back and do the I want to do one for when the left for dead The else he comes to the Xbox you guys play Go streamer. All right. We do that. We can do it. No, just say to you. She can do that. We set you up. We listen Wow guys is pretty sure you're talking about the let's play thing I think he feels it was taken from the drunk tank. Oh, wow We did you did the left of that one and we did a highlight of the ST one're talking about the let's play thing. Oh, yeah, he feels it was taken from the drunk tank. Oh, well We did you did the left of that one and we did a highlight of the ST one guys. It's a let's play. It's not like yeah It's people playing video games talking. I really don't care

But you don't have to set me up. You don't know how to do it. I'm being helpful Gus that you do not own the format, but you guys are kicking ass. Let's plays are my favorite kind of thing It's like it's so much fun to do. Yeah It's it's a blast a blast to do. I wish I would say more time to do some of that stuff although I do like your videos Gavin about Things to doing because those are super creative and I know you guys don't just give it a hard time But I love horse. Oh, yeah, Hornel horse is a lot of fun. Yeah, it's just like I think the tournament stuff works great Yeah, I love the tone of it. it's not it's not just a friendly

I think most people don't realize and it's what you always say We don't realize how much work goes into putting up sort of horse out like how long it takes to fuck the play the game It's the best thing about horses. You never know how long it's gonna take it take like the whole afternoon Sometimes I mean like when Bernie crushes Gavin horse like Yeah, yeah, well like six seven rounds. That's makes my life so much easier. I was so come on I want you rounds. Screw you. Yes, seven rounds. Oh, yeah, whatever Math genius there. I was just taking the side of his voice, but horse plus two is seven You know, that's what we do with you a lot of times is you get criticized for being wrong a lot

But you're really not that wrong. I actually thought last week on the podcast listening to it You're you're comedy you made you actually made it to ed you said what time is it in I actually thought last week on the podcast, listening to it, you're comedy you made, you actually made it to Ed, you said, what time is it in space? Cause he was talking about the International Space Station. It's actually a brilliant question. What time is it in space? I just give it up to fend it myself at this point.

Everyone's good. I ask a question everybody goes, like, what time is it on the space station? Which I can understand, like, what time is it in space? Just, no, no, but that's not what you said. You said, what time is it in space? It makes me think like, all space has one time. You're like, what time is it in space?

Like, what's it? Like, what's it? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like?

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What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? The date on March. You've been hanging around Gavin too much. I was always amazed that because light takes, you know, light only travels at a certain speed when you look at something that's so far away, you can look at some things through a telescope that you're looking at them at a moment in time before the earth even existed. So the light started traveling from that object, the earth then formed and then the light arrived at the earth now. And it's just crazy to think that. There's, by the way, there's a certain portion of our podcasts that actually is intelligent and has Jobs and science right now. They're all cringing because they think about the

We should have like a little theme song for that Yeah, there's there's always sites like this on the internet But I found another cool one. I think I was on reddit over the weekend Who it's just got a slider and you could slide across different scales, down from like the super tiny scale, from the smallest particle imaginable, to like this huge gigantic scale that has like the entire universe, and you can see like how big all this stuff is,

and there's a section in the middle of the universe labeled observable universe, which is I guess all of that. Yeah, it's the same with wavelengths of light, isn't it? We can see a tiny ridiculous amount. I wouldn't say it's the same with wavelengths of light, isn't it? We can see a tiny ridiculous amount. It's not, I wouldn't say it's the same thing, but I mean, it's like, we can only see it. There's so much that's not observable, right?

Right, eyes. Did you watch the video that I sent you last night? No. What? I sent you on your iPhone. They have a trillion FPS camera now. Oh yeah, we haven't even talked about it. I've been talking about it.

What kind of, is it like where they show the photon going? Right. That's not really, they take like one line of pixels at a time though. They can only do it on repeatable subjects. Like if you were filming something with it, you wouldn't be able to do it because it has to be something that moves at the exact same speed every single time. It's still cool. Yeah, it's awesome. Yes.

It's brilliant. Didn't we sit down and try to figure out if you played back a Trillian FPS? Yeah, how long it would take? It was brilliant. It was like millions of years. It was like millions of years. It was like this is really ridiculous, long amount of time. The guy said if you watched the bullet going through the apple on the camera, it would take

you a year to watch it. Wow. Like, you know, just a time of a bullet punching through the apple, that famous photo. Yeah, yeah. If you watched that, you know, that's a million frames. Yeah. Well, I've filmed stuff sometimes where it's like, I recorded four seconds and I've got three hours worth of footage.

Just a minute, we say like, if you were watching something that was a trillion frames a second, you could watch, maybe we didn't have time. You could watch a frame and not observe any movement in your title. Yeah, you could watch it for a lifetime and not see a single thing. Maybe like, where should I get a stalactite for? Wait, what for? Stalactite. Okay, I'll give you that one.

Why are you still actiters, still act might? Yeah, stalagmites mic from the ground on there. I'm looking at relative stuff here online, so I'm just curious. So a year on Jupiter, a year is 12 years. So it takes 12 earth years to rotate around the Sun? 11.86 to be exact. Recording to this website, if somebody's going to write me some fucking astronomer, it's going to write me telling you how I'm wrong, astrophysicist. We've all around the sudden, I correct myself,

you don't have to email me either. What'd you say? I said rotate it first. OK. But then also, the day, the actual rotation of the planet is only nine hours. So rotates faster than Earth, much faster, because it's huge.

There are some planets where their rotation speed and their revolution speed match up, right? It's got to happen where they're always only face Well, the same is the moon is like that. Yeah, that's true You already have a scene one side of the mercury like that. I think mercury is very close. Yeah Is it true? Yeah, I think so. No, well mercury has yeah We took a lot of so see right if there's a part of mercury between the sun and the cold of space where it can be Haddable if you get 72 degrees

I know case is rotating, it's just rotating slower than that. But you have to keep moving, but just keep tracking on that thin line of life. Big, great short story like the astronaut who lands in that space and has to just keep moving or he'll die. There's an episode of Futurama like that where they're on the moon and they can't... Like their spacesuits are heated and they have to stay out of the shadow. Oh yeah. Because it's creeping up on them. Would you rather have chasing you?

Would you rather have the hot side chasing you or the cold side chasing you? The cold side. Because then when you run, it'll be easy to be woke. I want to look BLT now. I thought the thing was they took me to look at me about the hot side and the cold side. It's an ideal team. What is it? It was this all stupid sandwich from Delts had years ago where they gave it to you in the styrofoam container and like the it was like

You know what a BLT is right. Yeah, it makes it BLT But the bacon was in the side that was kept hot and the lettuce and the bread was in the side that was kept cold It wasn't it was important yet to build it yourself Yeah, and then you put it together you put like the hot side of the cold side together that was fresh and ate it the hot side Hot and cool size cool It's cool. I don't have to advertise it. But I don't think it was a, I think it was just a burger. It wasn't a BLT. Oh, was it? I don't, I never ordered it. I don't know why they call it a big team, big DLT. But it was a big deal. Like here's the big shoving. They would serve it to you in a separate, in separate pieces. Like that. And then you

put it together yourself. I think they did away with it because it used to touch the stereo. You have to do it for the packaging. There was a point time when Styrofoam just went, seemed to go away. It was pretty quick. I feel like members, big Macs used to come. Everything came in a Styrofoam. I can't think of a single thing served to me in Styrofoam anymore. You see Styrofoam, a couple of occasionally,

cups and like those coolers you get the cheap coolers at the grocery store. I recently poured some petrol into a Styrofoam cup and it just melted through the cup. Yeah, I didn't know that happened. Yeah, it'll do that with nail polish too. You get intentionally or did you just like, I've got petrol, I need to put it in a cup.

It's probably a slow-mo, guys. I was just slow-mo, I can't remember what I was filming. But I was, I remember being surprised at just what, it was like, it was like the sea of an aviabit. Blood just melted through the ship. I think it dangerous. It's firing your bicem for the That was not my bicem. Oh, yeah, she is one of the steps in making me palm. Yeah, I'll Yeah, be careful like this But I think one of the ways that you can make one of those

Napalm style explosives is you just get gas and you start throwing styrofoam blocks until it turns into a goop And it's like the Flaming goop they can throw and shit and then you are an awful headlight and the newspaper Please God Christopher let kills himself with nape So there's a lot of speculation about breaking bad about how it's gonna end and I thought the perfect end for breaking bad I was up. I do a soprano style ending where their meth lab just blows up. Like, they're like, they're like, hey, I'm gonna do it. That's the end of it. Because all of that labs go is they all eventually blow up. That's really funny.

I love a brup stuff. We were doing that live stream for Achievement Hunter's fourth birthday the other day and the power went out on one side of the room and then it went out on the other side of the room which is holding the stream. So you see me like, lean back from the computer. I'm like oh power cut and you hear the thing and boom boom boom and Rakers worked up and it's got to be yeah so I love I was sitting there in the room when that happened I love they are like oh the power's out and no one gets up everyone just sits there I was like well I guess I have

to go for the flip the breaker I don't know if I wasn't there who was gonna do it I don't know the break is up here let me read this but I can't know if I was in there, who was gonna do it? I don't know where the break is up. Here, let me read this. I can't find the breakers. Could you just like investigate and know where the breakers are based on common sense? Could I find the breakers in this building? Gavin, what is a breaker? Have you ever seen the breakers?

What is a breaker? What does a breaker do? It's the switches, isn't it? They trip when something bad happens. When something bad happens. When bad electricity happens, they flip over and you have to flip it back. So normally, do electricity flows and then if it bad happens. When bad electricity happens, they flip over and you have to flip it back. So normally, good electricity flows

and if it gets a piece of bad electricity, I imagine it's because too much stuff was turned on in there at the same time. But what is that? Like, what causes the breaker to flip? And what is that? Like, describe how it works. Like, what is it?

Who invented this stuff? What's a fuse? Sorry, yeah. So, what is it? What is it that we have? Yeah. But what is it? Well, do you want to how fuses in your plugs in this country do you? Fuses in our plugs some some do but no

It's just too small to fit a fuse in like all of our plugs a big fat three pin ones And there's the fuse that sits in the middle well, you have to change the fuse when no Friends mostly are like tricity like infrastructures if I built in the late Victorian era, So I would understand that. All right, chill out. Where was electricity invented? We talked about this before, right? Why is that person not the greatest person on the planet who ever invented electricity? You don't invent electricity.

I know what you're learning how to harness it. Like we have a folklor in America that Ben Franklin is the guy who just got electricity. I'm a little nervous. I'm a little nervous to talk about between Edison and Tesla and like direct current. They'll turn any current. There was someone before them who started this. What I'm gonna little nervous talk about like between Edison and Tesla and like direct current I'm gonna say right now Tesla's a fucking hack People believe the Tesla are like you have to be careful about that. It's such a

Horset when you read all that stuff and it's like and everybody's so interested in them Nobody's been able to replicate his shit between now and then it's a much crap We're talking about the fucking magician. That's all it is. No. It's all horseshit. Gus, we do think. All right. And we'll get back to our spirit of discussion. This podcast is also brought to you by Twitch.tv,

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You're gonna piss off a lot of it. Yeah, a lot of it's like Man of Conqueror, and you're really pissed at me. What's the most useful thing Tesla did for us? Created a direct current or alternating current? What was he? He championed direct current. How is that a magic trick? Listen, I've done all the test of coils and all that since I've been doing where he had power like that

but I would wirelessly go across the room. With the earthquake machine. Torch shit. Torch shit. Unless it's up like direct current I get, you know? But I also get alternating current and why they did that. But Edison pulled some more shit. Like you ever hear what he did to like direct current I get, you know, but I also get alternating current and why they did that. But Edison pulled some more shit, like you ever heard what he did to fight direct current?

Yeah, like he was shocking things, like killing elephant things. He killed an elephant with direct current to show how evil it is, you know. No, but like Tesla, he worked on a lot of stuff that ended up becoming big. Like he worked on like sonar and I think radio waves, like even when Mark Coney was still working on radio stuff,

like he actually, yeah, anyway. I'll be honest, I don't know a lot about Tesla and to prove Bernice point I'm almost everything I know about Tesla is because they're coming in conquer and Tesla coin It's like a gap in my knowledge do you think he's rolling around his grave Pistoph is legacy that he's only known So he's still alive living somewhere. People are talking about him. Yeah I think you know, it's like when it wasn't of the stuff you read about Tesla is like on some like, for inch, web page, where MP3 plays the background. Actually, the oatmeal, the guy who's the comic,

the oatmeal, he did a really cool thing. That's been between Edison and Tesla that you should probably like that. The discussion of Edison and Tesla is interesting because it's it shows what happens when somebody Monopolizes a scientific endeavor or an academic endeavor and just like suppresses everything else that's interesting Yeah, nothing is like Edison everything he was doing was to make money off of where Tesla was just creating stuff for you know The good of mankind. Yeah, you think that everyone at that time would be good for the good of mankind Yeah, it's gonna put some people just wanna sell that money. And some people just like scoop up patents and stuff

and then put a price tag on it. So anyway, I'm talking out of my ass a lot of the stuff, but you're in trouble. You're gonna get a ton of email. I'm gonna get a lot of shit. I look forward to talking a little bit about technology and all that. One of the things that I've always talked to Gavin about

is putting your life online, like recording pictures and being logged into Google when you're searching, which was actually part of that band RTAA with the discussion about stealing Jeff's Law and the Law and the Law and the Law and the Law and the Law. There was a second segment that was cut, but did you read the story about target informing a dad that his daughter is pregnant based on her shopping algorithms? I heard about that. Yeah. They didn't do it intentional. So, do you ever go shopping, let's say, a target or one of these big stores and they want you to get their card, which is not a credit card, but it's just like, oh, if you have... I never do any

of that. Fuck no! You should not do that. I totally agree with you. Like, the CVS card. It's not good enough to even follow and half the time I forget the stuff Point it's what do you got there? That's a Ralph's reward card. I have from when I was living lost I said I can't keep you still have it on your fucking key chain actually the closest Ralph's is probably 1500 miles away What the hell's Ralph? It's funny actually I went I went out to Los Angeles for an event for a video game thing one time And I went to a Ralph's to get some alcohol and just saved me like three bucks one time and I went to a ralph to get some alcohol and just saved me like three bucks. That is what you call me. I really like three.

I really like three of you. No, that just makes you a sucker that you had on your keychain. Look at that enormous keychain you have. What? You have, I would not put up with that. I have one key on my keychain. That's it. Why do you have a keychain then?

I'm going to just carry the key. I have my fob for my remote. I have the point where I don't want to keep anything because I used to be like, I might need this one day. I'm going to keep it. And then it got to the point where I did need it, and I forgot where I put it, because it was four years ago. So now, anything I think I might need, I just throw away immediately.

And then I'll worry about the fact that I don't have it at the time, instead of storing it for four years. That's stupid. This British cocksucker here, hey, going through security with him in the airport like a fucking nightmare. He always gets selected for secondary search, because his backpack is so filled with

every cord and component he owns. He, he, he calls around this enormous hard drive so he can edit on the fly, but he, he puts it in his backpack. That's the only reason they do it is because I've got a hard drive. I've got two hard drives that I carry around with. That's what I'm saying. It's the only reason he comes. I'm gonna say I'm not doing it. Not bringing it with me. How am I gonna edit stuff? Put it in your, put it in your carry on. Don't put it in your bag. I don't have carry on. Oh, this fucking kills me. You can take it edit stuff put it you're putting your carry on don't put it on I carry on This fucking kills me you take it out and put it in the bin along with your laptop Yeah, that's also he also doesn't take it out and put it in a separate bin to run it through the x-ray

And then so he'd like just think oh maybe they'll get through this time and of course he never fucking knows You put all your major electronics in bins usually I put put my laptop in and everything else just goes through. Sometimes it doesn't. It's pretty much straight in there. They always call it. That's why. But over here they don't... they don't even have damn bad hard drives. Hmm. It looks like... you look at the entry picture, it looks like there's like a bomb squad. Like a truck. And he said, fuck it back.

Did you remove all of your liquids and put them in a separate bag? No, I'm getting out of here. I don't take liquids. What liquids do you take? I take toothpaste. I take toothpaste and shampoo. I don't brush my teeth. Gumb. I'm a take liquids. What liquids do you take? I take toothpaste. I take toothpaste in shampoo. I don't brush my teeth. God.

I'm a hypocrite. I'm a hypocrite. So I'm going to bring up something that's going to immediately reveal me to be hypocrite. And I'm OK with that. OK. So fuck off. I said don't register for stuff and don't let them track you.

There's also a court case about a guy who slipped and fell in a supermarket. And they used his buying history from his affinity card to show that he buys a lot of alcohol and said well maybe you were drunk when you fell in the store. I mean think about that. That's unbelievable. It's an old man. How shitty is that? Because you fucking slipped and broke his hip and you're goddamn store. But anyway, Target what they did was they started sending baby coupons because this woman was this girl was buying prenatal vitamins. It actually sounds a little bit like an urban legend

But it does go to show they can track all this stuff to why they do it because the information is what I just don't know how that got it Here because the dad called the complaint about why you setting my daughter Cubans for why you know that they're diapers because they sent it to the house with him It's you need daughter. Oh, so the actual male. Yeah, I don't know how you got it. And it's like, why are you trying to encourage teenage sex in getting my daughter pregnant? And then the manager called back the next day to apologize and the dad said,

I actually owe you an apology, my daughter is pregnant. And the target predicted she was pregnant. Sounds like an urban legend. No, I can see that. I can't see that. It's not an urban art piece. Yeah, but let's be honest here. Let's really kind of analyze that.

When you have a target card, you don't have it specifically by name. Like my teenage daughter wouldn't have a, I don't have a teenage daughter, but say my hypothetical teenage daughter would not have her own card. You could. Sure. I guess. Yeah. Anyway, it just seems, it seems so. How are you, Hippocriss? Shiggy.

You're going to love this, Gus. The TSA, the world's best fucking government agency ever, the front security of the airport best ever fucking punch him all the time. I fucking hate, not even airport and I can't like fuck them right. They're fucking assholes. I fucking hate them. Worst people on the planet. They have this thing though where you can go through a screening processing you registered.

I now am part of what they call pre-check with the TSA Oh, yeah, dude. I show up at LAX or one of the major airports I don't got to do shit to go to security. It's like I'm already like pre-vetted as American You know what you just have when you were a fucking citizen of the country. Yeah, it's like oh yeah, you're fine You don't take off your shoes. Don't take off your belt. Is there a special line for you? A total special line. I go through a separate security checkpoint that everybody else is called pre-check. How much does that cost? Costs, not that I just had to register and fucking, you know, answer their questions.

Okay, don't leave your door to door to bling and all that. Do not link this shit. Well, let's just do it before it gets out public. Yeah. Everyone does it. It doesn't work at every airport or the else select every airport. Like LA, uh, I think it's like DFW. DFK, yeah. Like major airports. but I never go through security at DFW

That's what I'm always at that airport, but I'm always flying in from somewhere else. Yeah, yeah, I think I've ever got to security there I don't know what the risk of the airport looks like or you never picked up luggage there either like what is the baggage claim? Because there right gets you can see the baggage claim they're right next to the gates Yeah, we picked someone up at the airport once you and I we pick Kathleen up for games dot managers conference I think no I'm sure so yeah we drove around the front so I've I'm driven around outside the front of it is it just mean there's the austin airport getting worse like like the traffic is the austin airport is getting worse you know what's getting worse if they are in the airport which fucking drive me crazy they're out of parking

have you been there oh, it's bad. It's real bad. I think part of Cross the street over one of the pay-loss. Fuck that's for suckers. Do you know these are smart dude? I'm gonna do that from now on. I find a place that you can park across the street from the airport. Then they drive the airport and drop you off right there.

And while your car is there, you can get your car cleaned in detail. And while you're on time. Yeah, there's two lots like that and I know the one you're talking about. That's the one I think Jolie's that one. You don't know what else is gotten bad at the austin airport AT&T cell phone coverage the last few times I've been to that airport my phone hasn't worked data hasn't worked at all on my phone Same same. Yeah, I don't know what it is But something about that austin airport like now like the lines are getting longer and it's just it's a pain in the ass now

Like I think when I was flying out to a teconicon actually like I had a wait in line for like half an hour To go through security typically like you walk right through that airport. Yeah, I had to wait in line for half an hour to go through security Typically you walk right through that airport. I don't know what it is as of late I don't have to go through the line. Yeah, in Austin. I don't I go through the Oh, you go through like the VIP line. How many fucking miles I have now on American Kidi low me like 100,000 miles if I can get on that No, you're about to bust gold, aren't you? I'm already cool.

Are you? I'm like a chief friend. I'm a world traveler. We're going to Australia. It's pretty much all you need. I went to England straight after. Oh, so I'm going to Australia? That'd be cool.

You guys want to send me to Australia? I... I am not going to Australia. Well, for the November trip. Are you going, Gus? Oh, maybe. We might have another trip around the same time. And we'll see how the time frames work out.

I'll go to Australia. Why are you you got Katie wants to know who's going so Can you find out and tell her yeah, okay? We would have any discussions about it. So Jackson Jackson Jack is not on the list God damn it. I want to go to fucking Australia. We don't know what's stopping you. We need someone to represent us Achievement Hunter because she might are doing really really well. We're selling a lot of achievement hunter shirts We that we need to send someone you guys are kicking a lot of cheap 100 shirts. We need to send someone. You guys are kicking ass. A cheap 100 to Australia, that's not Gavin. We need to send American to Australia. Sorry, Gavin.

I've already been. Yeah, there you go. Gavin's already been. So you haven't heard the talks like them. Gavin and I had a funny moment, though, today where do you have these cheap 100 slap bracelets? Yeah. And I took one from him and I like to slap it on different stuff.

Like I got a great shot. I slapped it on Matt's neck. It was a great shot. Oh, we were talking about him just because they're on sale on the stuff. Like I got a great shot. I slapped it on Matt's neck. It was a great shot. During our, we were talking about him just because they're on sale on the Rift T store, Rift T.com slash store. And so you find that in Bing.com. And so Gavin was trying to throw a slap bracelet

on the Jeff's outstretched arm and he nailed the camera. I mean, it was like a perfect throw in front of the camera. Straight into the camera. Did it grab the camera? No. The camera's pretty big. I was recording my bit and Gavin and Jeff both threw slap bracelets at me and they

bounced off me. I'm so used to being fucked with during our war anytime I'm on camera. I'm not react to it at all. It just bounces off. Jack is the worst person out screw with. Even if you do manage to get him, he doesn't do anything about it. Yes, so stop fucking screw with me. It's not going to stop me from doing anything Jack.

Well, you're not going to get a reaction out of me. You keep trying to get reactions out of me. I'm just gonna stop giving you a reaction. So I wish the, that, remember that podcast where we're talking about how you can't commit suicide with your mind, you're talking about orange my people. I got sent a link by someone who showed me that there's this kind of termite where they can actually set off

a chemical reaction in their body that makes them expand and burst and they do that when they're being invaded. So like to block a tunnel, a termite will just lock itself in and then just commit suicide and block the tunnel. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, what are these termites when they get old and they can go longer together, food, they develop like this blue crystal in them. Right. And then they can make it explode. We just detonate. You're not coming in here.

So like upgrade and starcraft. So like real life ticker basically Yeah, it's kind of explode whenever they choose to What was the other kind of time that fills itself with honey or something? And they just they end up like completely unable to move What are you doing? I'm just going to talk to them like I'm actually going to run to go to an appointment But I'm just moving over talking to Mike

That's really it looks really uncomfortable I was just going to say that's like the advantage of being in a hive mind culture And it's like why can't being in a hive mind culture and it's like Why can't you guys be like that? Okay, okay, I was walking out the front explore. Yeah, like in trouble. Yeah, why can't I use you to clog the door? Wait, I need like 20 him to clog one door Why haven't all these other copies of me they still need old clothes? Yeah, but listen get our guests We we're not getting paid sponsorship for this, but I got to tell you about something awesome that I got and it's really changed my life

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This is unlimited. It's pretty cheap. And he's like 40 month that I pay for. But you lost the airport, I use it. I just use it everywhere. Yeah, those things are really handy. Yeah. The one downside they have is sometimes

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Are we meeting? Is it a lunch meeting later? It's a new. OK, you have a lunch meeting? Like, should I wait ahead of time? Or should I? Well, don't wait for me. So how do you get to one?

How do you get to a car? We're going to go find one. Do you find it on your phone? Well, he was going to walk to it. All right, he's out by work. The thing that sucks a lot of money. So cars to go is a service they have here. By.

They have it in a few cities around the US and some in the Europe, but it's a service where they have a bunch of smart cars around the city that are painted a specific way. And you can, if you're a member of this program, you can walk up to one and essentially just get in it. Yeah, I'll look with the car that they can be wearing. Yeah, and you can look on your phone, they have an iPhone app, and you can see if there's any cars around you. walk up to one and essentially just get in it and try to... I'll also put the car that they can be wearing.

Yeah, and you can look on your phone, they have an iPhone app, and you can see if there's any cars around you. The downside for us is the service area doesn't fully extend down here to the office, so there's never any cars that are in the walking distance here. You know, that's a leave them down here. No, you gotta leave them further north. No, I think Ben White's the dividing line. Is there like an alarm or something that goes off if you can be like...

No, you can drive them down here just you can you cannot leave them here What if we put up one of those cars to go parking signs like in the front? So that was legal. It's like you see those things down here. Like delivery. Yeah Oh, there you go. That would be good for us But I think when you can't like check out of the car like you can't leave it Okay, so you it would constantly keep charging you see like the closer one is up there, like, right off the bin, why? Oh, okay.

But you look there in the heart of the stadium, there's a car on. Yeah. Out there. Ooh. So can you, wow, it loads. Can you pull people who used them previously to you? Like if you find one that's like, go load a fast train. Okay, well here, it's funny, you say that, because you, I can pull up the details on a car

and there's like two different smiley faces there for interior and exterior. So if the car's dirty on the interior, and there's like two different smiley faces there for interior and exterior. So if the car's dirty on the interior, you'd rate it frowny face. And you'd know that it's dirty. That's awesome. And you can also see the game monitor the fuel level and stuff.

Like, yeah, I've seen a few frowny faces. Let me see if I can do it. I love stuff like this, where you can monitor things from your phone. I recently bought the net, it's called Nest. It's a thermostat that was designed by the guy who made the first iPhone. And it's just like, it's so cool. It's a thermostat that was designed by the guy who made the first iPhone. And it's just like, it's so cool. I can control the temperature in my house. So like when I'm

about to leave for work, about an hour before I leave for work, or leave from work, I just turn down my AC and I get home, it's like, to my house is nice and cool. I don't need to be worth doing if I knew someone was in my house and I could screw them. I'm glad I came back to that. By the way, that's definitely the most compelling feature about the Nest for me. It would be the ability to monitor remotely. Like I feel like sometimes I want to trip and I'm glad I came back to that. That's definitely the most compelling feature about the Nestromy. It would be the ability to monitor remotely. I feel like sometimes I wanted to trip and I'm like, oh fuck, I left the thermostat really low and I'm out of town for a week.

Why is that bad? Well just because it will use up this run. No one's in the house might as well turn it off or turn it way up so it doesn't get used as much. But there's been time as on thermosets for ages. But my point is if I'm gone, then I forget. Thank you. Are you really leaving her? Give me 20 bucks, any 20 bucks, any 20 bucks.

Oh, the everybody reached even Gavin. Gavin doesn't have money. Yeah? Yeah, you need 22. Everyone? Just get it. Okay. I feel like he's lost a magic trick there.

Watch this. I'm going to pull 40 bucks from the podcast. That's like just the case, what does that mean? It's lost 20 bucks. So that was designed by the guy that designed the iPhone, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so it's just, it's a circle, it's like a puck that you replace the thermostat you have in your house. It's super easy, like the fact that I can do it means pretty much anyone can do it.

And you install it on your wall and then you can actually connect it to your Wi-Fi in your house. It has a Wi-Fi built into it and then it'll actually you can do stuff like you can set it in your Your zip code and it will track the weather in your area and so it'll like change based on what the weather is So like if it knows thunderstorms are coming like it's like, okay It's gonna get cool anyways. Don't have to work as hard so turn it off and save you money and save you energy and It's really close to learn from your the patents that you do Yeah, so learn like when you arrive. Yeah,'s really cool. And it really also learn from the patterns that you do. Yeah, so learn when you arrive at home. Yeah, that's stupid to me though.

What you're supposed to do is, and basically if you're too hot, turn down your AC, if you're too cold, turn it up. And then it'll get adjusted. Auto adjusts your schedule based on like what you have done over the past three days. But people do people fuck with their AC that much. Like I've never touched mine.

I've never touched a thermostat in my life Yeah, I've said I'm just I'm cool with what every time chapters to be if it's cold up. I'll put a jacket on and What this yeah, that's fun. Yeah, I don't fuck with it So that like that part of it like the learning aspect it befuddles me like I don't get people really mess It's thermostat enough to where that's a cool thing. Yeah, I don't I think it's pretty sweet But the thing that attracts me is the ability to control the remote thing. Yeah, the remote stuff is really, really cool.

I love that kind of thing. And what can I do from your phone? I've recently, I didn't know that you could control your Xbox with your iPhone until the other day. Yeah, that's a brand new. So awesome. Yeah. You could just launch games.

I was watching Netflix. I was on my phone. I was like, I don't play Minecraft. And it just like launches Minecraft. So awesome. That'd be cool if you could play Minecraft from your phone, like your Xbox version on your phone. You just know it was mine.

I know, so maybe with the next Xbox and with that Microsoft Surface, the next Xbox, they'll have some kind of integration. Do you think the next Xbox we announced at the next E3, or do you think it'll be announced like a CES this year? I think it makes sense to announce it E3, but it seems like that's too late unless they're looking for a 2014 launch.

Oh, yeah. How long does this X-Watt's been out? This one came out in no five. Yeah, here's another. Do you think the next, do you think Halo 5 will come out next year or the year after? The year after. Yeah, but there's going to be some sort of Halo franchise or Halo property that comes out next year, right?

I don't know. But yeah, I know it's lined out at E3. See, I imagine them launching. We're speculating. We know. I can't get my head around. There's been all these leaked photos of what the iPhone 5 looks like and how it's got the tiny connector now like the 15 pin. Why does that suck? Because now you have to rebuy tons of shit. I don't give a shit. If they changed every year, I wouldn't give a damn. They're gonna give you an adapter, so don't worry about it.

But they've had the same connector for like eight years. I have a billion connectors, because for, like you said, for the past however many years, I've been collecting the damn thing. Yeah, it's like, do you not remember when pre-iPhone, every different phone you get would have a different connector and it would come with a different headset?

I think what the iPhone is, I think it's a bit because all it requires is suddenly changing something that they haven't changed in eight years. I think before the iPhone, I mean you really don't need to plug your phone into your computer very often. I mean think about like the, I mean it's been five years, like five years ago, what kind of phone to do? Yeah, but it's still the same plug that you use to plug it into the wall is the point. Okay, so it doesn't matter. Just think it as a new not as a new USB cable but as a new power cable Yeah, like back when I used to buy like Sony Ericsson's and LG's and all that stuff you'd have a different But I mean like I'm the iteration of the thing I have a different thing

But I think it's like I've got an iPhone adapter in my car like like one that's like built into my car It's like well, that's not gonna work anymore unless I buy an adapter for it. It'll come in an adapter. Just one. It's not gonna to come with eight, you know, like, all that. I've got, well, I've got one in my house. I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got like an iPod dock in my house that like, I pull in. You have an iPhone connector in your car. It's like built into my car. Well, actually, I think back to the USB connector. Yeah. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's So if you can afford to spend you know 600 bucks on a phone you can afford to spend 10 bucks on an adapter

But even in a couple of different ways, I mean there are certain products that are built Specifically for that size. Yeah, now we're done That's the lead of products built for CDs. They don't sell them anymore and mini discs Yeah, guess what the old Xbox controller doesn't work in the Xbox 360 Everyone's gonna power people to know Xbox doesn't work in the Xbox 360. Oh my god I can't believe how much everyone's reacting to this, the big change, the connect everyone's going mental. Just everyone chill out, it's all right.

Chill out. But I mean, like, what's the, what is the need to change? It reduces the footprint that that connector needs inside the phone to pick the ol' pack or shit inside of it. You know, they took it down, with the iPhone 4, they took the SIM card down to the micr SIM where it's just basically the chip. And now they're making it the nano SIM which is basically there's not even

any plastic around it it's just plastic on the back just to get the size of the SIM card internally in the phone down. That's a big deal to make everything smaller in the phone. And you saw the inside of that MacBook Pro the retina one everything is literally bespoke to that exact laptop everything's built around everything else. Okay see that they added Hulu plus to the Apple TV. That is cool. Do you have an Apple TV? Yeah, it does seem like 99 bucks right? Yeah, that's cheap. That's really really smart. I'm gonna get an iMac next. The best is being watching a video on your phone and then like just routing it to your TV. That's pretty cool. Or music or whatever. It's awesome.

Sorry, so the rumor is September 12th is when they're gonna launch the iPhone. So we'll see. It sucks it like they keep pushing it back. I remember when the iPhone, it was a summer product and now it's like last year, well I don't last year they pushed it back and then when they were talking about it, it was like, you know, so they're like, when they were at least their phones,

they could do whatever they want. I want a new phone. Just because they follow that and every time everyone gets used to that and then bitches when they change it, is their product, they can do whatever they want. Jack just wants a new phone. If that is what it is,

that is his upgrade time, he wouldn't give a fun. Yeah That's about the date of this release. I just get every iPhone Just sell the handset and then get the new one. Are you really? Yeah? Hmm. You I wonder if it's the same here but in the UK you can sell an old iPhone for like 300 quid quid bounce So you end up just if you buy the handset outright when it comes out spend like it's like 600

It's like 600 $600. I think here for the actual phone. The last thing I got was the If you buy the hands to outright when it comes out, it's spent like six hundred dollars, I think here for the actual phone. The last thing I got was the 64 gig iPhone 4s, and it cost me like 750 pounds. Wow, Jesus. But I sell it. That's what I've got. I've got the 64 gig for us.

And I've never had a cover on it. I've never. Yeah, me neither. It's fine. Yeah, look at this. That's the way to do it. I'm good. This is what I hate about Apple uses is that Apple will spend

like millions of dollars making their product like two millimeters thicker. And then people slap these fat cases around. It's like why even get like that? Well, I like the bumper because all it does is it keeps your phone from touching like the glass and the front and back from actually touching anything. Okay, fine.

That's how you're gonna scratch on the number breaking. Have you seen those videos that are scratched? Who do they get like the keys, the car keys and they scratch it on there and it's fine. Well, how you're gonna scratch up the number. Break it. I've seen those videos to the people who they get the keys, the car keys, and they scratch it on there, it's fine. Well, it's all about puncture. Like if you hit your phone on the corner of a desk, do that right now. Yeah, but you're talking about like, oh, you scratch a key on it. It's like, well, yeah, you can scratch it off on it, but it's like if you drop it.

Yeah, but it's all about... Yeah, but it's like I can protect from puncture either. I've had Lance flat. Sure, well. Who's that from? I've had him from puncture. He's dropped on Chopin. I've never seen anyone make an argument people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing with a lot of people, I've been playing and then an iPod touch and an iPhone. They move the headphone jack around between the top and the bottom each time, and that is the hardest thing to get used to. But the next iPhone is gonna have the headphone jack

on the underneath, and that is gonna be a learning term. You can see I've dropped my phone a ton of times. The worst I've encountered is that right there, that little dent. Yeah. I'm sure yours probably, the same. It's like, yeah, I've dropped it from this high on concrete, and it's fine.

Yeah, I did crack an iPhone one time, like a little hairline crack, but I've never, I like I see people like shatter their iPhone. Yeah, I said that. My last one, I just replaced this create, it cost me like 15,000. But I don't understand how people can do that. I was like, I think Brandon Hizz is like,

just destroyed right now and he's bought a new like protection cover for it. So it's like broken glass, but he still uses it anyway. I was like, I don't get it. Yeah, they do an iPhone like if, you know, the early iPhone like prototype look. I don't get it. Yeah, they do my iPhone. If the early iPhone prototype looked, I don't know if I like it. People always have those prototypes and they're almost never right.

The last, well, the four was right. Yeah, but that's because they fucking lost it in the bar. And everyone, you know what it was gonna look like. Yeah, I don't know. It looks a little bit strange, but we'll see how close it is to the actual thing. Already. You know what, I'm gonna get the next outfit.

It could be pink and with spikes coming out the bottom and I'll still get it. I'm going to say I hate these new Apple commercials on television. You see that? Well, the marketing guy who used to work with Steve Jobs on Apple. He said it was the worst thing they've ever done. He said it was a new logo because it makes the user sound like an idiot. It's like the one with the genius on the plane is like is there an apple genius on board? And the

guys like, oh, I'm not liking them. So you know what I've decided to do? I bought Final Cut Pro X the day it came out. I did by mistake. I go You got a refund I I Still have it. I just got it free and then they still let me down there on every Apple device I have My I never paid for it. So I think I'm going to force myself to learn no final cut pro X It is impossible. I've given myself four chances. I've got right on the sit down I'm gonna edit a whole video from beginning to end on this and I'm gonna make myself I closed it in anger every time. That's an interesting experiment. You should try to edit like horse or something Yeah, do it once if I look at pro like you normally do it Yeah, you get an X and see how long it takes you and you time lapse how long it takes you and like all this and all this

I don't want to that's you know That sort of takes away from it because I don't want to jump in head first I'm like I want to learn my way to use X because I have heard people using X and they actually like it a lot They they used I movie before you can't go from Final Cut Pro 7 to Final Cut X. Yeah, it's impossible But we'll see I like I figure I paid for it. I should probably it looks nice. Yeah, it looks pretty I'm so excited I was and I still am so excited about the idea of a 64 bit Application that can use more the the two gigs around. Yeah.

That has like the background right now. Yeah, like that's got to stuff. It's like, I wish they'd have this redesigned Final Cut Pro 7, the one or studio, to like take advantage of that stuff. Like, how difficult would that be? Like, don't change the functionality. Just do you know, change the engine. Just do a code rewrite.

Yeah. Exactly the same. It's like what they did with Snow Lepard. Yeah. The same operating system, but it uses less memory. Yeah, that kind of thing. It's like a little smaller. Well, it used like less storage.

Is that what we're talking about? It's like storage. It's still a game hard drive space. Yeah. So anyway, like I wish, you know, they would update Final Cut Pro. Because I know I've been running to all kinds of problems with Final Cut lately. It seems like it's just constantly crashing on me stuff.

But I've also been using this for, you know, this copy of Final Cut Pro now for three years non-stop and I've never had a fresh read install or anything. I'm sure I've just bloated it to the point where it's kind of messed up. Have you guys installed Mountain Lion? Sadly, yes. I have my personal devices, yes. I paid for it, I downloaded it and just said, do not install it, so it's just sat there. It's not going to be good. It's only like 20 bucks. I was for it, I downloaded it and just said, do not install it, so it's just sat there. I'm not going to do it. It's like 20 bucks. I was still on snow leopard, so I didn't get the lion or in like, so I made the jump, so I jumped over and over.

The jump from leopard to snow leopard was good. Snow leopard to lion sucked, and I guess this sucks even more. I would just like making stuff annoying. They like removing stuff that was there before. Why do they do that? Like what? Like the doc connector. I'm gonna break this glass over your head.

Like what did they remove that you're so upset about? I don't know, there's everything that's annoying. Like mail, now it's just, it's just that. It's an updated version of mail, so it's terrible. But you can change it back. Like I've changed my, I mean the mail I have on this thing now. No, it's a wrap, it's the way it works.

I also mess up the new messages kind of sucks. Like what do you have a it back like that. I've changed my I mean the mail I was the last the way it was the new messages kind of sucks like what you have replaced it I check this is also I chat now it's like it's it's they collect everything to one window But do you have the same problem? I do like I used to close individual chat windows I would Apple W them and now when you do it closes all yeah, so no not even any warning or Apple W So when you open that again, are they still there? Yeah, so it looks like you use iChat or you use it differently than I do. Normally I keep the notification up in the bar at top and I used to click on it and go down to show buddy list. You can't do that anymore. You have to hit like command one to open up your buddy list. Oh yeah, yeah, like command one and like depending on how many you have, like it opens different things,

but I don't know, it's just like it's one of those like, okay, I'll get used to it. I'll learn it's like it's not such a big jump. But when when Lion came out, did you flip your scrolling? I immediately fixed it. Like when you scroll down, the website moves down, when you scroll up, the website moves up, or pages move up. Like it's always been. Yeah, I changed. I did it so now it's like an iPad where you fling it. Like that makes sense to me on the iPhone and iPad But like, they make sense to me on the iPhone and iPad, it doesn't make sense to me on a computer. Yeah.

Surprisingly, I can now go back and forth between both and I can just very quickly adjust. Yeah, I've never had a problem adjusting. I've never, it was never an issue to me before. They made it an issue. I just, I missed the scroll bars, the drag bars at the side. Like, one thing I had to do is,

do you use the three finger back and forth? Sometimes. Yeah, so like if you're on a website, if you use three fingers and you swipe left or right, it'll go back or forward depending on where you are on the website. But when they launched it, like what they did was they actually made it where,

I think three fingers that launched it a dashboard. That's like, yeah. How can you take the stuff that I like, you know, like I said that already in another program, it's like, oh, you just changed it back automatically. No, I like my way. Please don't. So, this is gonna be good I'll talk about people who can kill stuff with like Jeff like he can like clap a fly with his hands and I think that's gross like it goes every

yeah and I really struggled to kill any animal and you were saying like recently how you had to deal you almost had to deal with a load of possible is was it? You had like a lot of possible there. And you were just gonna like, cut the hair, so I thought, to cap it with a shovel, I could never do that. But the worst thing I ever did, like I think the reason it is is because I stood, I was walking home one day and I trod on what I think was about five baby hedgehogs.

Like I was walking in and I just went, it was in the dark, and I just went, and my foot like slidded, I was like, skidding like this. I was like, oh, and then this hedgehog was right next to my foot, like scrambling around my foot. And I was like, and I was just like, guts every other, I think I just trotted a whole family of hedgehogs.

Oh my god. And like since it was an accident, but since doing that, I just can't end any life with, especially with my hand, I can, I probably couldn't do it with a shovel, and I definitely couldn't like break a animal with my hand, but probably couldn't know with the shovel, and I definitely couldn't break a animal with my hand. But you always have no problem doing that, I guess. That's terrible.

The terrible thing. Like one day, this awful. A couple of weeks ago, this possum died in my front yard. Gross. And it was a mother possum, so it had like four baby possums with it, that were still alive, and they were like huddled around the dead mother. And I was like, baby possums with it that was still alive And they were like puddled around the dead mother

And I was like oh fuck I have to deal with this Put them somewhere where the problem with possibly especially here is that they carry typhus Oh that disease yeah, but the right you're right. So you have you don't want to touch him You don't want to have any reaction with them So I was gonna kill them like I was going to get a shovel and cut their heads off. But my wife convinced me to call a pest control place instead, and they came out and they disposed of the dead mother, and I guess they take, I don't know why the fuck they do this. They take the babies to like some animal rescue place to like keep them alive and nursing

back to health and I was like, just kill them. Like we don't, we don't need them fucking possums here. They have typhus. So how would you go about to capitatin a possum? You just get the shovel. But uh, this like we just put it and then with you, like you're digging a hole with your foot, you're just fucking right there on the neck. I mean never to fuck with Gus. Whatever. The thing is I grew up, you know, out in the country and I grew up hunting. So we have to do that shit all the time. Like when you go dope hunting, you know, you shoot a bird, if it's injured and it's not dead when you find it you just pull its head off

And then you like story to keep if you like let's say you shoot a deer or you know big game and you walk up to it And it's injured and you know unable to move, but it's still like you pull your handgun out and shoot it in the head So I Gavin Duhner and you think while you're gathered her gust will walk up and shoot I grew up doing this stuff. So I guess I have no problem The thing is like the way I look at it is if something's in pain and suffering you want to end that like those Baby possums if I didn't kill them and I they just left there what they're gonna do like diet exposure slowly over the Course of a couple days in the heat. There's no way they're gonna live Yeah, it's more humane to just simply end it quickly. I just hate saying something this this dead that was alive just now It's like don't give me wrong. I'm not saying I'm gonna go kill shit for no reason

But if it's the more humane alternative, yeah, why wouldn't you do that? Yeah, it's a better thing to do a weird thing about death I don't like death. I'm talking about it or like a funeral. I fucking hate funerals, man. I don't think anyone likes funerals. Man, when's the last time you had to go to funeral? Oh, it's my grandmother's body year ago. And yeah, it's weird. Like, I open caskets, I can't handle them. I don't understand the room. I don't know what to say. It's creepy. I wait till they close it. Oh yeah. Oh why?

Because they wanted it that way. Like I literally, I could have go in the building until they shut the class. And I was like, yeah. Is that an American thing? I can't see when I think of it. I have the body. But I'm like, like, when I die, just, whatever is left at first of all, take everything out of me that anyone else can do.

No, it's like anything that's in you. You're ruined, oh. Okay. There might be something good in there. There might be something. But anyway, like, take as many parts out of me that anyone else can know it's like anything that's in you You're ruined. Oh, okay, there might be something good in there. There might be something But anyway like take as many parts out of me as you want use them for whoever you want Whatever's left fry the shit out of it. Let's do whatever you want Yeah, that's how I feel it's like I feel like once you die the body's just like an empty vessel There's no point like you like you said harvest it for organs You just to deal with it. Your family has to pay for it burn it unless you have insurance burn it

But yeah, but it's like, the idea, like, tombstones and like, memorials like that. Yeah, that's like being a ground. It's weird to think like, yeah, yeah, like, there's a, you know, there are bones underneath this right now. I don't even use on a movie. Like, if there's ever a guy that needs to blow up,

they could just prop my body up on a spike and just put explosives inside and that'd be a real, for real, this to get splashed. I like that, I like that too. All right. You listen, put that, put that, put that that video in the middle. But the bodies for movies don't come. That's what you did. Oh, good God. Okay, well, let's just do a talk around it on that note.

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