Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #178

Episode Date: August 8, 2012

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I'm Joel. I'm Jack. I'm Jeff. I'm Bernie. And the guy goes, um, my friend had a seizure yesterday. And that was our situation. And he goes, the situation, my abs, the situation. What the hell just happened? What's up bitches? Do you ever do feel bad that you're not in the theme songs anymore? Because you were in them for a long time. Yeah, I was in the group about two years after I left, but I haven't seen stuff return, nobody sings about me anymore. Well no, it's not that, it's just a plain song.

Yeah, it's plain songs, like a year and a half ago. My views will be expired by the time I'm back in the... I think we're in April 2011. Nice. So if you have a theme song you'd like to submit, send it to podcast.ruci.com. We'll get back to you. I'm just gonna really quit on the E.A. grape. Disgusting.

That was a great one, isn't it? That was a really good grape. I'm telling you, I was telling you, these are good grapes. So I made you take one. You have like, you have like the things that make me cringe. You have like crispy fruit and peanut butter that you're eating while we're putting the podcast. I'm done.

You know, if your fingers are, that's just great. Just like dipping your fruit and peanut butter than you're eating while we're putting the puck on done You know if your fingers are that's just Right just like dipping your fingers in peanut butter and Disgusting I ate an orange in front of Gavin yesterday He literally said the dumbest thing he's ever said okay. That's fucking he said a new bar He said he watched me eating an orange and he said I didn't realize you could do that to an orange You know what I did to the orange Gus? What's that I peeled it what's that what you always tell stories that's a way to look what happened I peeled an orange because I didn't know you can do that

what the fuck I mean how can you give it to me that's like you can you just interpret it so he had the orange already sliced, and now, usually when I peel an orange, I peel that. So for clarity, he sliced the orange with the peel still on. Yeah, okay. I had orange slices. Yeah, so usually, if I was going to peel an orange, I peel it whole and then I split apart the segments, or if I sliced the orange, I would just, like, suck the orange off the

skin. But I never thought to peel the peel off a slice of orange So I was like oh yeah, you can't do that. I just like a new way of it in an orange But the way you tell it you maybe sell a cup of more I Peel the orange and you look like I'm splitting the Adam in front of you. I mean my mind a little bit I'll be honest I was like you watch the creation of the Higgs boson right there. It's a fucking orange right We landed a rover on Mars this week, but nope, Gavin discovered out of peel.

No, I don't know. Have we landed tons of crap on Mars already? I... We've landed several, but in recent history, it's very difficult to land something on Mars. Well, I think out of the last, and I'm talking out of the top of my head here, so my numbers may be wrong. I want to say out of the last 13 exploring vessels that were sent to Mars, I think I want to say seven or eight of them did not work. Like they lose contact immediately.

I'm ready. Somewhere that we have a 30% success rate landing something on Mars. Yeah. So how long was that in transit? Eight months, I believe? Eight months. Yeah. Maybe eight and a half months somewhere around there.

Mm-hmm. And how long does it take to get to the moon? Just not long, I can't believe it. 8 months I believe? 8 months! Yeah, maybe 8 and a half months somewhere around there. And how long does it take to get to the moon? Just not long, I've come today. It takes a couple days to get to the moon. A couple days I think yeah. Yeah, I wanna say 2 or 3. The one of the Mars landers crashed because of a simple conversion calculation between metric and standard. That can't be true.

Absolutely true. It's also one of the things that contributed to the early problems with the Hubble telescope, correct? Like they didn't polish the lens correctly because they fucked up transitioning between yards and meters. Or something stupid like that. I have them mixing up my astronomical disasters.

I believe the Mars, there was another Mars over there had another similar problem where they calculated the, I don't want to say the elevation, maybe it was the elevation, which it had to land differently because of metric and standard units. CNN, sorry, I'm going to be so according to CNN. CNN, NASA lost a 125 million Mars orbiter. This is the worst written story ever because a Lockheed Martin engineering team used English units of measurement while the agency's team used the more conventional metric system for a key spacecraft operation. So why did that spacecraft cost 125 million dollars, but this

one we just landed was 2.5 billion. Oh, it says they lost 125 million Mars Orbiter. So I'm assuming that means dollars, right? That's easy. They lost a shitload of Orbiter's. Yeah, chuck them up there and bolt just release them like a swarm. Yeah, the last one was 2 billion, right? 2.5 billion. Wow. So what we, if we find life up there, what does that mean for Earth? It means life is not as unique to Earth as some people think. As a lot of people think.

We know it's impossible for it to be unique to Earth. No, we don't know that. We really don't know that. In order to know that, you have to have found it somewhere else But how many other planets are there? We don't I don't know how many stars are there But there's too many for it to be Yeah, but you you cannot just make a generalization like that you have to have proof and evidence We only I mean we're coming from a perspective of living life that life has to be somewhere else. It does not have to be anywhere else

But chances are but I mean listen the odds are astronomical literally that life will be somewhere else out there But until you observe it and you know for certain you can't say that we shouldn't bother looking on the planet nearest to us It's not gonna be that what the chances that you go again with a fucking probability It doesn't matter It's like the fucking lottery all over again We also look at Mars because we can we can't look at anything else. What are we gonna do? Sorry lunch and sadly Sorry lunch and landers that are gonna be there a million years from now

I mean what are we gonna do? We should stop flying things to other planets and start working on technology, you know like massive-hit style Just like board you're right. Why aren't we working on technology, you know, like, Mass Effect style. Just like, BOOM! You're right! Why aren't we working on a Mass Effect relay? You are absolutely right. Is anyone?

No, I don't think so. I would make the argument that we are, just in small increments, we're trying to open up the technology to get to it. It's like playing civilization, like, I don't want to fucking research Potter. You can't just get to space flight, like at the beginning of the day, you feel like, oh, fucking writing. Isn't it true that we will never invent time travel because it would have happened by now in a some point in time and someone would have come back?

No, we understand how time travel works. Theoretically, once we do invent it, then it changes everything behind it. But so we never invent a time travel. The human race never discovered time travel. No, you'd say that we haven't yet. And the moment we have an act. Because the timeline, you have to do it the first time. Yeah, we're living through the part where we have an event in the end.

Sorry, how do we have an event in the end? How do we, because we haven't evented time travel, dummy, you just say. You're fucking handfuls, you're on backwards again. Like it's been you're eating me. It's just, oh, speaking of that, I was listening to the podcast last week. Gus, I owe you $20. Oh, thanks. I totally forgot about that. It's like free money now. Like I, it was like an investment that's paying off.

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But you chose that exact moment to bring your card out that's when I was ordering the fit that was when I was No, you were still behind me you were still in line So you bought your food and then put your card away and then look to me to see my reaction Yeah, I was watching you the whole time, that's what this exactly will be brought in Absolutely not Why would you buy my food? I will find a fucking security camera for you Because you're a mooch

That is not true in any way 100% true So Gavin, do you like, how much do you pay for your room where you live at Jeff's place? How much do you play? Bang, can you say that? Shit up. No? Okay.

Do you buy your own groceries? Like do you go grocery shopping for yourself? Yeah. You do. I don't keep them in. But basically I live in a house with Jeff and three other people. So I don't keep anything of mine outside of my room because it's going to be used or it's just going to be in the way of someone else. So you don't buy any perishables. Yeah, exactly and if I want like some fresh stuff

I just go out and buy a meal or something. I don't cook there because it's gross Any room shared by more than myself is just disgusting to me So I refuse to use the rest of the house. I hear you Are you like a germ food? Get a share of bathroom. Yeah, I'm sure about through someone who's blind as well. So it gets really nice. Now I know you're pieced sitting down.

You know, on the whole podcast, I listened back to it last week. That was the most disturbing thing we talked about last week's podcast. With the fact that Gavin P's while sitting down and that he won't be standing up. I'll tell you why. It's easier and I don't have to turn the light on. Are you always being in the dark? Yeah. You always be at night.

Well, when I'm here in the day it's here. Right, and you have a urinal to be in. And that way I didn't know I did that with that. And here are bathrooms don't have windows, so there's no light. Yeah, I know. Do you turn the lights on or do you just leave the lights off and piss on sitting down on the toilet? No, I turn the light on. So then do you just leave the lights off and piss on sitting down in the toilet? No, I turn the light on so then do you go to the urinal?

No, I go to the thing so then why I know just have it I just sit down So sit down sit down and then strike you as we well the thing is as a guy you piece sitting up into a piece standing up into a toilet you have to wipe it There's always spray right well the toilet no Gavin we won't have this last time, there's not. So you can pee directly into the water and not have any spray? Well, I mean, it should be well, yes or no. In all the bands, there's different techniques, but you say you're a bully. Yeah, you say you're a bully man. That was the thing that annoys me about Dan.

Dan is the other slow-mo guy, the guy I do videos with. And he's always around my house. It's okay, and the thought of this game makes me laugh. He's such a dumb, because he's an idiot to damn, which is like several levels to move from a normal human being. He comes around my house in England, and the bathroom is like the next room over. And I can hear him be like, he'll come to toilet.

And all I can hear is like, and he's like standing up and I'm like, what are you doing? And he just, that was the most forceful pisses. I always think he's gonna do a hole in the back of my toilet. It's just gonna wear it down. And he hates the fact that,

hey, Barbara's here. He hates the fact that I have an issue with the How Hardy piece. So, why don't you tell him to like, pee into the shallow end, so it doesn't make as much noise. Right, so recently he sent me a video of himself, Pee-Ting, right? So he framed it.

Okay. He framed it just so I could see the stream of Pee-Ting, but not his John Thomas. So he was just like going like, PEE-TING! And it was like, c'mon, everyone, like a PEE-TING! Just to annoy me. And then what I remember is,

on the new iPhones, you can actually, when you're doing video, you can double tap and it will letterbox it. Right. Because you don't always see the edges of frame when you're doing video you can double tap and it will let the box it right you don't always see the edges of frame when you're like a record button covers part of the frame you're recording yeah so you double tap just before you take a video and it goes I'm thinking wow he's really just like only just framed his knob out of this he might so I have a video as you've got and there it is. You got to send us this for the link. Don't know. So I have a video.

So I have a video. I have a video of Dan, Dan, paying really hard. I'm like, you got to work on your framing, but it's all... Wow. Which Dan? Dan Grouchy. My slender. Dan, Dan, Godwin.

No, no. Dan, Dan, Godwin doesn't taboo some of you videos. I love it. I just recently started following him on Twitter. And I've got to stop. Well, half of his tweets are responding to people who comment on YouTube. And it's like, doesn't he know you're not supposed to do that?

He's not a YouTube guy. He has no idea. So he reads YouTube comments and takes them seriously. So how many videos of Dix do you have on your phone then? I'm gonna say three. Okay. Probably. Three different Dix and three different videos. Say different ones.

And none of them were yours. No, no. No. Why did I do that? No, okay. I just wanted to know. Hey, Bob Razz again. Hi. How's it going? Why don't you whisper a blind kit?

I'm always cold in this office. It's freezing. You're from Canada. Yeah, but okay. I'm not used to air conditioning like a lot of air Neat-a-line. Well, I'm I don't know. I'm a pussy. Well aren't you fucking special? So one of the things about this office where we record the podcast is that it is it's also normally where I just sit by myself It is on the same page It is same on it. What's wrong with you? They can't really fucking use it my copy as a goddamn coaster.

He got really mad. I just didn't want to make a noise, I just put out a service. Why would it not make a noise if you put it on a pizza paper on the table? It's a peanut paper. It's happy. I always put it down on something. It's not the taste. It's muffled and noise-termed.

I mean, so let me even read some. Sorry, I didn't even interrupt you. Sorry, sorry. No, fuck you're an asshole over here. It's like the one-sheet of paper I have to reach shit out of it. It's like, you put your monkey glass on. It's a lot of hits. I went to do it and he had a reaction.

He was like, he was like, I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm doing that. And then just, I did it again. I'm like, he was like, the best part I was, it was gutsy. Not wanting to interrupt my story.

So he didn't say anything, but he kept making this like, primal like, primal moves on gas. Like I'm upset with you, and he looked like watching two monkeys in the zoo with a glass big goss is like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like a paper. No, no, I'm gonna pee on down it. Let sure you crop out your penis. Can't wait to see that in the event for me pissing on you. Oh, okay, 40 seconds. I don't know. I don't know. We were talking about, like, I was talking on Twitter

and just like stupid things on, you know, YouTube and things like that. Do you want to have, you want to be really upset with people, especially people on the internet? Have you ever seen that that Twitter account? I think it's called stealth mountain Which is it just it only exists to correct people when they misspell sneak peek right? Which I think it has like four tweets a day because four people a day do it so they they write peak is in mountain It's a lot. I think it has something like 20,000 tweets and it's all the same thing. Yeah. It's all I think it's a meant sneak peak.

If you want to go crazy on Twitter, so I'm just making an account that corrects this, look up the word, guys, you can do it on your computer right now. I know what you're going to say. Look up the word defiantly on Twitter. Just search for the word defiantly. Instead of definitely.

Oh, God. Oh, God. I was like, what? It is people who just don't know how to do it. Definitely. Every single use of it is people who just don't know how to know definitely Every single use of it is in the place It's a real word nobody ever tweets about the word defiantly in its correct use But I'm making you sound like they're so emotional about stuff. I'm defiantly Is it because people don't know how to spell the word definitely so their phone auto

corrected to defiantly? Is that what it is? I think people just wrote it. No, I think it has, you can't spell that word. You know, I think she's right. I think there's some merit to that. They probably try to put definitely with an A and it's definitely because that's defiantly. Definitely.

Yeah. I'm going to add to my search right now. So here's your photo. I can't look at it right now. It's been made six times in the last minute. So I wrote Chocolate is finally Psychologist defiantly my favorite I'm cycling is defiantly my favorite I love it until I change is the context of every of everything that they're saying That's awesome. All it does is change your image of their face while they're saying the sentence It's they're all wrong. I can't find the correct use the words

So what is their face to you? You should make a tweet that convinces the one tweet that's using the word defiantly correct today oh yeah that would be great I want to start using defiantly just in the in the proper manner I just think I've ever used the word defiantly I don't think I've even used the word defiant um defiant mat pack this is a great one you are def right, but I'm settled down now. So we're gonna have to ease up on the Getta Booty talk in this place. No.

Left my hands off. I don't know. There's a picture of a dude holding a baby. Getta Booty talk. I'm a favorite subject. Getta Booty. I'm gonna see what they're reply to. You, you, you.

Wow, you can really, it's amazing how people you can just click and see people's entire conversations. Hello. Which, at first, seem private, but they're not at all. It's so helpful I just have to go back and back and back and now you just open it right there What what do you use for a Twitter client? I just use the actual website Twitter.com and then my mobile phone What do you use on your mobile the Twitter app like the official?

Why is that easy way to see other people's mentions? There's really easy way get tweet deck deck. It's super easy. Yeah, you use tweet deck. Mm-hmm. I have a Con this app. I have to use the Twitter app. I use Twitter app. I use a Twitter app to yeah, yeah, I keep it simple I think the tweet deck you can also follow people but mute them. You've talked about that before No, that isn't that the tweet bot. That's on the iPhone There is no mute that I found for the desktop application. Yeah, think there's a beta client for Tweetbot for Mac desktop for the app store. Got you. What do you think about the app store? I've got a bone to pick with that.

Go ahead. Thank you. So I installed MountLine on my computer, which is a honking piece of shit. MountLine of course is the latest version of Mac OS. MountLine is a def it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it is a, it store or via a registered developer. Yeah. So like I downloaded this application

to correct a corrupted video file that we had. Yes. And I tried to run it on my computer to fix this video and it was like, you can't run this, your security settings don't allow it. I was like, what the fuck do you mean? And I had to dig and I found it, I was like, oh, uncheck this.

I know when I'm downloading, I know when I'm running, I'm not a moron. So fucking annoying. So I guess like all stuff like this thing, which was like three or four years old, obviously wasn't signed. Yeah, so it's just a huge pain in the Yeah, it's just like a push to have every developer, you know Registered and go through them and pay them a royalty or go through the app store and give them a cut of all the sales It's fucking

That existed before this process right, you know, yeah,, was even in place. God, that's annoying. I was reading the other day about Hacker who managed to call up Apple support and convince Apple support that he was someone else and then he was able to change the password to the iCloud account and they then wiped all of that person's devices. I was telling you that iPhone, their iPad and their MacBook. Right. Yeah. You imagine that.

Yeah. And the guy was discovering, he said, he even then told the story from his perspective. I'm like, I'm in my house and all of a sudden, my phone is dead and doesn't work and it's been white. Was it someone he knew or just some... No, this guy was a journalist, I think, and the hacker was just seeing what he could get away with. But he thought of everything like, the guy received an email telling him

that his password had been changed, and the hacker intercepted it and deleted it before the guy read it. Yeah. Holy shit. And then all of this stuff to stop working To someone to do to someone they don't really want to fuck with them also you should like you would delete I don't know if this guy did it delete their eye cloud backup of their phone So like they can't even restore it. Yeah, I'm not sure but it is pretty scary that you Your own stuff can be white so you can't get it back. There's no sort of fail safe if that happens to you.

You just lose access. Like, I know what I would do. If I was traveling and I lost my MacBook and my iPhone and one go, be scared. That's a scary thing about the cloud too, is that it's always there. It's like when you have the hard drive on your laptop,

if you shut your laptop and put it away in a bag, you know where it is and it's safe. The iCloud is just sitting there all the time. Like right now your cloud is sitting there and someone could be like trying to get at it. But when they wipe a map, does it wipe the drive? Or does it just disable it from being accessed? Uh, it wipes it, yeah.

Like four maps. So you can run data recovery software on it. Or if you have time machine, you can restore it with a time machine. She's, I don't keep anything in the cloud at all. Nothing. I have my entire phone in the cloud at all. Nothing. I have my entire phone in the cloud, which was very helpful once, because I was out and

about, I had to restore my phone, I just sucked it out of the cloud and then got my phone back. Okay. It's cool. It's such an out of the cloud. Yeah. You were showing me on your phone, you have every single photo you've ever taken in your life.

What? We talked to us in the past. That's not true. Yeah. Gavin supposedly deletes shit all the time. Right, I delete the videos at the camera, or because they can't. But it's every single photo. So what would happen if you just lost all of those?

Well, I've got them on my, what do you mean, lose them, like, like your cloud fucked up? Well, it's not in the cloud. It's synced from my photo on my Mac. So every picture in my iPhone to libraries on the thing. Gotcha. And if someone got hold of my phone, I would just wipe it. Yeah. So they wouldn't be able to see them. They wouldn't be able to see the three penises that I had on my thing. And if someone got hold of my phone, I would just wipe it. Yeah. So they wouldn't be able to see them. They wouldn't be able to see the three penises that I have.

The three different penises. There's like a rainbow cavalcade of penises on Gavans phone. So Bob, we've been traveling. We went to Toronto. Well, let me read this before you segue into Toronto. Okay. I want to remind you that this podcast is brought to you by Audible.com. The internet's leading provider of audiobooks with more than 100,000 downloadable titles across all types of literature and featuring audio versions of many New York Times bestsellers. For our listeners, Audible is offering a free audiobook to give you a chance to try out their service. One audiobook to consider is Bossy Pants by Tina Fey.

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details. Well, it's a car in a face. And that she used to weigh like 300 pounds. That was nothing people say about her. Is that true? No. I mean, she actually says she doesn't debunk any of the rumors about her, but she did. She addressed the scar in her book. What is the scar? I think she is narrated by Tina Fey that's awesome. I think she just got attacked by a lunatic with a knife when she was a kid right she was they alliant for a second she was defiantly attacked the uh yet she was attacked like in her front yard yeah somebody just walking by just flashed it in the face yep that's bad as a kid that's really got a fuck of your perception of strangers and interactions with people in the world

I would think that would put a big dent in it. Yes. Yeah here. Yeah. There's a coaster Thanks buddy now you know with your copy. I'm gonna be eating so you can do whatever you want with you I have never noticed a scar in her face. I have I have I have never ever In fact you see it a lot. It's right here I thought I saw her on snl for a long time before I noticed it You know that's it well. I know we're gonna segue in our VTO But the section reminds me I have picked up a new show that I've started watching and I'm very happy that I started watching Which one? It's in one of the shows we miss like we love all the AMC HBO shows

Like we love Game of Thrones. We love Mad Men breaking bad. There's one we missed I mean never really talked about that And that's Boardwalk Empire. I have a very good thing to talk about. The Scorsese and St. Bouchin, me and one. I started watching it, fucking awesome. I've been meaning to get into it. I just have never even read it. What's that?

It's on three, I think, right? Is it? I thought it just had one season that was it. So I'm pretty happy, because I'm five episodes into season one. It's on Netflix. I know they were still getting nominated for Emmys this last time, so they still have to be in production.

You're right. Okay. I mean, I don't even know what it came out. I just started watching it. It's one of those shows though. You don't hear about it a lot. No, you don't. No.

Everything in this country is what amounts to me, because I don't watch TV. I don't see ads for anything. So I literally have no idea what's on TV and the someone tells me. I just thought it was breaking bad if it wasn't for this podcast. Yeah. I can't even remember where I first started hearing about breaking bad. I guess Shannon being on it. That's where I first heard about it. Is that when you first mentioned it on here? I know because I obviously missed that and I was watching it all the way through

breaking bad and I was like, oh, Shannon. What? No, Shannon just told me about it. And I was like, and then I was like, yeah, I've heard about that show. I've heard it to be deal. But it's kind of like, like, so it's about it like it was a big deal because that is a big deal to be like he was talking about it and about he has a cameo I think in season two yeah, but a small part in it yeah, and it's a great scene. He looks pretty haggard, but he was telling me about it and I was like yeah, I think I remember the show, but at the time

I'm ever thinking of it's like a cable show. Kind of like when someone talks to you about Bernotus, I never watch Bernotus, but everyone says it's so great who watches it, but I'm like, I'm just not interested in it. That doesn't interest me for some reason. I'm not going to watch that show. Right. Or like, have you ever watched any of those housewife shows ever? Yes.

Oh my goodness. So I'm not like consistently. I looked up Boardwalk Empire, right? They have two seasons under their belt. Okay. They're going to start a third season soon. There's a teaser out for it And I was like oh look there an interview with this dude that looks kind of like a familiar place He's standing he's standing in front of the iMac theater here in Austin really oh shit. That's crazy

It's on the Huffington Post. That's really weird. Yeah, that's our local iMac theater the one that has the water stain You like the housewife shoes? I don't like them. I've seen them. Do you just like when you're... I just watch everything. When you're home, do you just click on the TV and start watching what's it? I used to.

I used to do it a lot more, especially when I went to college because I would be home for you know, hours and hours a day because I had one class maybe and I would just watch TV. I definitely reached the point where I only have time to watch what I really want to watch. At no point, whatever, just like slump in front of a TV and just watch I just watch so weird. He's a busy man contemplating oranges in the moon Gavin did not This is why struggling he is now gonna tell the story Like I'll tell exactly the way it happened

So I talk about that as a preface is we didn't talk about before I mean all pre-prepared meals now I found the service where I can just go in and twice a week, I pick up all my food for the week. Genius. I don't have to go grocery shopping. I don't have to cook again. But not deliver it. No, I don't go pick it up at the place, but they have it ready for me. Look at you, like it's now. Yeah. It doesn't. I'm there, they're not delivered it. So how inconvenient. One day for my snack, they gave me some slices of stuff, including slices. For my snack. Fights as a war just. They gave me slices of oranges.

Like I just got done with soccer practice. So I had a sony dude. Barbara's been a vascular referee. We were just gonna give her time to do this. I had a slice of orange. And so I grabbed the orange and I took the peel off the slice. And I went to eat it and it looked up and gapped like this Look at me like this and go what he goes I didn't know you could do that to an orange

Wait, how do you think you eat oranges? He didn't know you could peel a slice. He just thought you had to peel the slice You put it off like it was like a plack. I cut for you You just fucking peel it off. You peel the oranges. So you know how easy it comes off them Yeah, I just thought it would be like messy to like squeeze the fruit bit and like We have a girl here. There's a question I wanted to ask for a while. Yes. And since we've just asked now that Barbara is a girl because you watch it's housewives shows and watches TV.

Let me ask you this. Hair gel, moose, all that stuff. It's all the same thing, right? It's all the same, the hairspray, it's all the same stuff, just in different forms. It accomplishes the same thing, so I think it's the same stuff. Whatever the glue is, whatever that is. Well it has a different look, different effect. Does it? Yeah. Do you want me to explain? Is that the question? Yeah, well I mean it's all like like Moose is just puffy gel, right?

Puffy gel. It is, right? It's the same stuff. Well some stuff makes your hair look wet and sometimes some stuff makes sense. The Moose that I know about is for like getting girls to have curly hair, like to kind of scrunch it up. Gel, I know is for like molding your hair to stick up and like stay a certain way. And then- What's hairspray then? Hairspray is like, let's say a girl's doing her hair like an up to you. It's like a pony. I don't know.

Why would you use hairspray instead of gel then? Because gel makes it kind of stiff. Hairspray is kind of like a outer layer of hardening. Yeah, I'm fucking no. I'm not a real girl. But essentially it's the same stuff just delivered in different ways. Like one is like a different consistency and it does different things. It makes your hair look different. Like isn't the difference between a can of paint and a can of spray paint? No. No. It's just paint, right?

It's all the same stuff. Same stuff. It's just delivered differently. No, I's just paint right it's all the same stuff same stuff. It should deliver differently No, I don't know I paint is delivered for a reason in that way. What do you have in your right now? Just like hairsprays I have texturizing gum gum. What do you have in your head nothing? I have I have like some kind of like I don't know it's like some kind of like Twice a week like a buddy. I have a friend who was actually our BTO Trevor who you met on When we did our Google plus chat testing we're hanging out the hang out He uses the stuff from acts that's called whatever like that's the actual name of the product is called whatever

It's funny. It's like a brilliant idea. So listen to him. Whatever. It's like yeah, it's some weird kind of I could pastey stuff. There was a, I remember a long time ago I saw this like expose on date lines. Must have been fuck and like right after date lines started like in the early 90s or something where they did like a story about how there's a ton of long distance carriers whose names were like anyone's fine, whatever I don't care. Yeah. So when you call the operating, they're like what long distance carrier do you want to

use? And you'd say I don't care. There would be like a phone company with that name and they would charge like $10 a minute. And like, really fucking, I have a bad rate. Because you'd just say like, whatever, it doesn't matter. And like all of these were real phone companies that were charging crazy rates and riff you off. So trolling.

I've heard that same thing, yeah. And the people who have put in them through to those carriers will actually put in them through. Yeah, they're operators. I mean, they just look, right there. You know, that's it. They didn't think that kind of a riff. They're actually legally obligated to do that. If the person says they want, I don't care.

You have to give them. I don't care. So how do you say that you don't mind? Well, it's obviously someone subverting the system. So just choose an actual carrier who's on first. Choose a carrier or be like, pick a random one out of the list. Is that thing even a home company? Yeah, it's just, you know, people, people are assholes. You know, people have come back

because they will think of ways to rip you off. I admire that. People will spend no more time thinking how to get around the system and how to like work honestly within the system. One of the things I bitch about with spam is that I feel like 90% of the spam you receive about with spam is that I feel like 90% of the spam you receive is cheat the system. Get rich quick, you know, work at home. It's all like these short cuts appealing to, you know, people not wanting to work. Didn't Steve Jobs first start out making some device that let you avoid international

cool charges or something like that? He did add it to a phone. He didn't create it. He made one. It was in the 70s. Oh or yeah, I think it was in the 70s. There was a tone that you could make. That was like 2,600 hertz into a phone, and it would trick it into unlocking long distance for you. It was a famous hacker named Captain Crunch. I hope we discovered this. And then Steve Jobs and Steve Wazniak made a version of it.

But you could hook up to your home phone and modulate the frequency. Do you know where the nickname Captain Crunch comes from? The cereal? Yeah, there was, I don't think they do this anymore. They used to be prizes. In cereal, isn't it? Captain, Captain is Captain Crunch. And in Captain Crunch, there was a whistle was one of the prizes and the whistle was exactly the tone. And so people were getting these whistles and using them to subvert the the bell. That was unintentional. Yeah.

The Captain Crunch did it. Yeah, I don't think, I don't think what is that quaker. How did we discover that? I'm sure someone you know knows that that's how the phone system works and I'm just, you know, trying to perfect the right tone and when you hear the whistle like all the cereal just like perfect. Yeah. My plan is working back in the old analog days before people could steal your eye cloud

There was a where was the place? It was the Belmont the restaurant in town before they closed down They had captain crunch French toast. Oh, right. Did you ever have that? Yeah, it's awesome I think they're back open again. What really? Someone else bought the place and they either reopened it or they're about to reopen it Did they are they gonna do that brunch again because Because that was a deal. They did a ridiculous brunch. I don't know that place. I don't know. We went to Toronto. Yeah, I was talking to BK on my desk. It was awesome. It was fucking awesome. Look what I got somebody gave me a gift. Burning burning was there for fucking four hours. You got like eight gifts. I got a flask a lighter silver flask with my naming gravedon and a lighter

You're like a real gentleman now. I am. I almost got in trouble for having that through security. Oh really? Yeah, they're like do you have some sort of alcohol holding device and I was like I have a they weren't concerned about the lighter No, wow, which actually surprises me. They know what you bring a lighter They cared about the fucking flash switches in the same goddamn box. I don't know I guess they saw the outline of the last one. You know, that's bringing light on a plane. No, you can't even take patches on a plane All right, chill. I mean, that's actually something you could do a lot of damage with as a lighter Yeah, pretty quickly. Yeah, you know, they won't really bring nail clips So I have to be your smoker and you're just traveling you can't smoke well

I mean, you know traveling from country to country or to city, and you have a letter on you. I think I think you just find a new one. We'll be the first people to tell you that nobody cares. It's like the inconveniencing smokers is no big deal. I don't have things to worry about. Yeah, if you're just buying you a lighter, what is it?

Like, fucking 40 cents, 50 cents? It blows my mind that people smoke, actually. I know. It's so expensive. It's expensive and just like the knowledge we have now I want it does to you. Why how much is like a pack of 20 cigarettes in this country? I don't know. I didn't even know the cigarettes come in 20 packs. Then they come in.

More 50? Oh, okay. It's got to be way more than that. It varies depending on where you are. Like I know in New York State they text the hell out of it. It's like 12 bucks there. Yeah, in Canada I think it's like 18 bucks. I'm gonna look about Google my friend. I'm logged in. I'm logged into Google because I'm on Google Plus now. Good job.

So stupid. If you use Chrome, you can just enable the private browsing mode. How much are cigarettes in Texas? Let's look at this up. Question. Whoa! New tax today.

This is 2009. This article. New tax today pushes the pack of cigarettes to $7. Oh, yeah, that's cheap. Yeah, that's a good tip towards, 50 cents a cigarette at that point. That's the cost of flavor country. So if you smoke a pack a day, you're looking at 2100 a year about a little more. Yeah, definitely more.

It's so gross as well. You're looking at 2500 a year. Boy, something's wrong with me. I just want to go type in my calculation. And I put, there are 256 days in a year. I've officially crossed over to full on nerddom. 256. Yeah, 2500 bucks a year. Then you get a kill screen.

Wow. Yeah, really. I wonder what the 256 day of the year is. What if it's December 21st? Wow. It's not. I know. Big discussion.

I was having a day like freaking out about that math when you were doing it. What was wrong with your math? I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I the same day And I'll leave you be a day early. Yeah, be one day Hey, what's up? Oh, Karen's bringing pizza so since we I someone reminded me on day went to double days On the Roots piece of it. Thank you, Karen On the Roots piece of reddit. So Karen, Karen, come here Someone was talking about how we have sponsors on the podcast now and a long time ago I joke that one day I hope we get enough money to get a pizza from our sponsors. Oh, sorry. I ordered this pizza for the podcast Oh, thank you. I mean we got a set of sponsoring. I use the sponsorship money to buy his pizza. Oh, gotcha

So something that happened between the this podcast last one is a Kara had a birthday. So Kara I want to say happy birthday Thank you And you're a your video or gift of you taking the model cap off. Oh my god. I'm ready to fucking love that gift. Let me tell you. That went pretty wild. That wasn't hilarious.

How many proposals of marriage have you had since doing that? I had Gus so quietly. Seriously, there's a lot of. Gus is like pointing because my plate is a little bit dirty that he handed in. It's fucking filthy. I don't care. This is not part of the reason. I gave everyone else the dirty plates I only pointed it out to you. I kept looking till I found the cleanest one and I kept that one for myself

This has like Yeah, this one gross. I know it's like giving to you. Yeah, well, I think part of the problem is the last load of Dishes at the company were done by Monty and he put dish washing soap. I saw that picture. We had a bubble bath in our kitchen. I was not very pleased with Monty to say the least. A lot of Monty's reaction to it, so he's just like stood there laughing and everyone's like, Monty, what did you put in there? And he just points to the washing up list in the dish.

I can open up. And then everyone's like, oh, he's just like, when you hear when he clogged the sink with his juicer? No. Oh, that was creepy as hell. No, Monty, after he did that, though, he went straight somehow. I didn't even know we have this big, we have a big mop, like little cart, and Monty just goes straight to the paint cause, it brings it out and starts mopping it up, and

he goes, could you know, I used to be a janitor? I was like, what? No, but I wish he knew how to clean a little bit better He also Like a juice die where he drank nothing but juice and he had a juicer here Monty brings the coolest stuff into the He does that's a juicer was awesome that juicer was awesome that espresso machine that he's got the fucking bomb It really is if you're a coffee nut at at home or whatever we have a what is it one of those things a Curie and get what has little cups in it and it makes a single cup of coffee terrible honestly here I hate to

Spirit's in which product that thing is fucking terrible what is the called nespresso or something that this thing is called a Nespresso and it makes it lets you make like cappuccino and steam milk and all that that thing is fun Are you a man of those kinds of fancy drinks with like theoth and everything? Well, not if you're going to call it fancy. I'm obligated to say no now because I will throw down toe to toe, either an espresso or coffee with that machine with my arrow press. Carro press? Yeah. What is that?

I guess I don't really don't use any more, but it looks like a giant syringe. Okay. It's a French press. Yeah, essentially like a slightly updated more modern version of a French press. Oh, I didn't know it was different. It's a little different. Did you get that for your wedding? No, like my brother-in-law gave it to me.

Oh, okay. It gets super cheap. It costs like 15 bucks. Okay. It's super cheap. Gus goes to these periods where he's completely into something and when he's into it, he is fucking into it. Like he's got one right now, I'll tell you about it, because he's in the flight simulator now.

Oh yeah. But before you take off on this, I'm sorry. Hey. He's so proud of you. Would you have said that anyway, was your brain subconsciously feeding that? I don't know.

It's weird. If it's subconsciously, how the fuck would I do? I don't crash. But I watched Gus make coffee one day. He had a digital thermometer, like the thing they use when you're working on a house to like test air ducks. Right. It's an infrared. You don't hold it, you hold it away from the thing that you've got. Yeah, you shoot it. It's got like a range and you can get measured temperature from a distance. We're all laughing at the fact that you bought pizza for everyone and now

they're all eating on my. Yeah, I just started laughing at my hair, fucking gabbling. Lena, away from the mic when you eat asshole. But yeah, so I still use this coffee thing. I don't use it at the office. What happened was I bought another one for home. So I've got two of them now, and at home I make coffee constantly.

Do you really? What for? Do you need to be high energy at home? I love coffee. Coffee's just delicious. I literally only use it when I need to be, when I'm feeling tired, I need to be high energy at home? I love coffee coffee. She's delicious I literally only use it when I need to be when I'm feeling tired. I need to be up meat No, I like I like I hate the effect as my body makes me want to dump I can't actually get through it. It's a diuretic. I can't finish a cup of coffee without needing to put it It's true. It's like okay. Do I have time to drink this coffee and then do I have time to block off to go take a dump

I I need time. Yeah. I need time. I can't just sweep this coffee and go get in a car. Yeah, when I make coffee in the morning before I come to work. I drink it and I immediately get in the car. I have to wait till I'm part way to the office and hope don't trap it.

Otherwise I'll be in love with it. I'm going to deal with him. Oh, God. You guys put a lot of thought in all this. Seriously. Just copy that with you dope. What's that? Does copy not make you dope? No, not in the middle. Like, that moment I drink it. I can't just copy not with you don't what's that copy not if I drank a cup of coffee about three hours later

I would think why am I having a hard time? Yeah, I would like get a jittery and they're gonna Well, I used to do it, but sometimes before the podcast is to be a bit more high energy I don't like twitching and be like the fish I don't know it's because when I see people at the airport and they have like coffee as they get rigged on the plane I'm like, what are you doing? Like you like for me I would never drink coffee With stuff like painkillers, I know so many girls who will just bash a painkiller if they got like the slightest headache or they hungover Yeah, but surely they're just destroying the effectiveness of that when they need it Like I've only had painkillers once in my life and that was when my ball exploded

But now like if I need if if I need to reduce the pain, I mentioned just like one pill would be very effective. So you think that you build up a tolerance to painkillers over time? Yeah. Do you not? I don't think so. I think you do. And in a way, where you become maybe a little bit reliable on it. Surely if you just take them every day, you become numb to it and it's just a normal thing. No, no. Well, I mean, people who are addicted to painkillers maybe, oh yeah, that's any more and more. No, like I'm a big dude and I can take one ad bill if I have a headache because I never take any of you.

You're also a dude. It's true. Girls are, you know, a bit more, I think. Uh, go ahead. They get headaches. Go ahead. They get headaches more easily, I think. Okay.

What is that? I don't know. Why do women get headaches more than men do? I think they just bitch about it more. No, no, no. Why don't they have so much to worry about? If I bang my head really hard, that would be a headache. If I drink way too much headache, but can you imagine just getting a headache? No.

Just being like sat there and just going, I can think of a few times in my life where I've just gotten a headache for no reason. I'm like, what's going on? This is probably dehydrated. I think once you've tried the year, I'll be like, I've got a headache for some reason. I used to get really bad migraines throughout high school. I don't know if it was stress or what, but I would get really, really terrible migraines where I would feel nauseous and I have to like sit down for three hours and I'll be able to do it. Can't look at it. Can't look at it. Can't even open my eyes. I

had that one and I never had a migraine. It says, you know, less than a year ago and I thought I had, I thought I was having a brain hemorrhaging was about to die because I was just typing You may have a journal about it Yeah, I wrote a journal about it and I was typing and in the middle of a sentence I forgot how to read and write and I was just like it became just like And I was trying to read what I just written I couldn't focus. I was just seeing letters and they weren't you had a stroke Yeah, very heavy Dirtation yeah, I had a test of you. You had a stroke. Yeah, very heavy Dirtation. Yeah, I had a test of you, Gary.

Very heavy. But I was just like, I could see all the letters, but I just couldn't make them into the sounds of words. And then I couldn't remember the name of the slow-mo guys. Couldn't remember it. And I was trying to read it. I was like, I don't know how to say this. And then I tried to test myself spelling something. So for some reason, I thought of the word chum. So I tried to type the word chum like test myself and I ended up just passing out and then when I woke up I'd written the word jums J-U-M-S and that's why you had a stroke yeah is that a stroke yeah dude that's something you that's literally I would like to like to be able to write to just passing out for about

seven hours and when I woke up I had a headache They call it aphasia. Oh, sorry that explains so much. Yeah, I Need to go back and read my journal like what actually happened But I think it was like it was really just I remember reading that and then messaging I don't know we can link to my journal on Ruste. It must have been two or three years ago Wow, I don't I don't remember reading that I must not have cared But yes, we went to Toronto. Did you have a good time? Gavin, it was your first full second time in Canada,

but your first time in your adult life, I guess. And your first time at RBBTO. The final RBBTO. Which has been going on for eight events. And I wanted to go to the first one in like, what, 2005? 2005, isn't that? I was, I could never get time off work back then.

Yeah. So I was, I was glad to be able to, I was glad to be able to finally go to the last barbecue BTO. Yeah, I've been going every single year. Everyone was so nice. And I've never had it. I never didn't have a drink in my hand. Everyone was buying me drinks constantly.

It was very nice for them. For sure, that's what they do. Your flight got fucking delayed on the way back. Yeah, I changed my flight. That's what you get for changing your flight to leave a day early. Well, I'm Sunday night. My phone was blowing up with flight status updates for Gavin's flight. Oh, was it?

Raise out this week, so I had to be back in the office to do some of Ray's work. And by changing my flight, I ended up sat in the airport for almost seven hours with Kathleen. I think you didn't land an ost until 3am. I was secretly hoping that Barb, who was on your flight on Monday, before you changed it, that she would get home before you did. That had been the best ever. I could have. You know, we went through a period when we first started flying.

Gus, we were hit with delays constantly. Do you remember that? Yep. In fact, it got to the point where we recognized that Jeff was cursed in some weird way. And he could not get on a plane without it getting delayed. Right. So we would try to book ourselves on separate itineraries on different planes. So we wouldn't be with him. I think I'm blessed. I think I've maybe had one flight issue in my entire life. And I've been flying since I was one.

I'm flying her. I hear you. We had a 45 minute delay in the tarmac this time to take off or maybe it was the last trip I took to Montreal. And I didn't notice it because I just get in the seat and I fall asleep and then I wake up and we land. Yeah. To me, it's like teleportation.

Yeah. and I've wake up when we land. To me, the fly is like teleportation. Although I had a miserable flight, this last flight up to Toronto, because you know, it's gonna be a nice person. I don't know why I like go out of my way to be like nice like holding doors for people who are standing on the screen. Nice finish loss. Yeah, this is a great case of that.

So there's this Caribbean festival that's taken by always at the same time. Terabana, it's not always the same, but it just happened to me in those convenient weekend for us. But that also happened last year though, two of the year before. Two years ago. Yeah.

So last time I was up there, I remembered that same thing. So anyway, I'm on the flight from Chicago to Ontario. In Chicago. And I'm sitting, I got my favorite seat, which is, I'm in the exit row, so I have more leg room. And I'm on the window, so I can lean against a wall-fall sleep. It's perfect. It's my favorite seat on the whole point.

I build like the little four yourself. I'm so set. I'm like, you know, mush the guy next to me, and I'll work with him. Do you have your pre-prepared snack with you? I'm sorry, I'm pre-prepared. I have orange slices, and that was great. And I juice box.

Yeah. Thanks, man. And it's like, you even make fun of me, because I used to, we get upgraded sometimes in first class Like yes, and then I would panic because I think please don't let a soldier get on the plane because of a soldier gets on the plane I always have to give my first class seat. Yeah, so it's like a sucker. It becomes this weird thing for me It's like yes, they got upgraded to first class, but I'm like is that something that is the courtesy that one does or you just let do in that It's a lot of people do it. Yeah, a lot of people do it. A lot of people do it. And, uh, but tonight, but then I see really end up resenting the people in the airport as a result of it.

So anyway, I'm in, I'm in the exit row window seat. Happy as can be. And I see this young black couple coming down the aisle. And they come and the girl ends up sitting next to me in the middle and the dude sits like a row in front of us but over on the other side of the plane he's also got a middle seat. So I recognize here's you know this couple they got separated they both have middle seats it's miserable it's like so so I can try to tell the guy I'll give you my seat and I'll sit in the middle you know and I'll have to read a middle seat instead of giving my favorite seat. And I think, oh, I'm gonna do it anyway, because sometimes I travel, you know,

with someone and I wanna sit with them. So I said to the guy, when he's getting the stuff in, I go, hey, I go, hey, do you, I go, hey man, do you want my seat so that you two can sit next together? I go, do you want my seat? And he looks at me, I go, do you want my seat? I'll give you my seat and I'll take yours. They didn't know each other.

So it's too big. I assume that you my seat and I'll take yours. They didn't know each other. So it's too big. I assume that you like people. Oh my god. And I hit this index to the girl. The rest of the kid. Oh my god. What are they kidding you? Did you look at you were like you were a lunatic?

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Oh my god! I was so embarrassed. He's like, oh, we're not together. And I'm like, oh my god! Okay! I was going now. My client needs me. Oh my god!

It's the way he stood there the rest of my client's life. My ass hole. Like that asshole. That's my job. I wish you had your favorite thing to make you feel better. I didn't think you could come across as a huge asshole from doing something so nice. Oh my god, that was so stupid. What a prick.

That was so stupid. So dumb. Well, I mean, they walked dudes together. They walked dudes, they were. Yeah, I was just dumb. Did they do anything to make it look like they were inside? No. No. I just thought maybe they looked really good together. I watched this interview with Anne Curry once, the reporter.

She told a story about how one time she was on a plane and someone came in and sat down next to her and started trying to talk to her because they recognized her. She put her headphones on and plugged them into the planes. The headphones jacket, I can tell she was listening to music. So whenever you would talk to her she'd be like what I can't hear you so the guy eventually gave up But then this is when they're still on the ground then you know the guy keeps trying to talk to her She's like what what makes it obvious that she's trying to listen to music But she's not really listening to anything and then she said that right before take off the pilot comes on

It's like well, sorry that the in-fine her team. It's not working So you just sat there and looked. She said she got so embarrassed to tap her foot. She was totally busted. Oh, oh. Have you ever done that when you were traveling before, pretend like you're listening to me. It's something so a person actually doesn't talk to you.

I just pretend I'm asleep. Because normally I can sleep, no problem. And if I can't fall asleep, if I'm not asleep, I can fall asleep pretty quickly. So I just close my eyes. I had a girl on a bus one time from Ottawa to Montreal who would not stop talking to me. It's the worst. It's the worst.

And I'm like, okay, good night. All you have to do is just give maybe 506-1 word answers to a... No, she did not. No, she did not. There's some people who go get that. Yeah, no, I'm talking about some of you. It seems to be in chatty cat fibres on the slide. Awkward as fuck.

Yeah. Yeah. Chatty cat drivers are different. So I've been playing a lot of Microsoft flight simulator, actually. I had a dude on an international flight bar. Said nice to me. He woke me up to talk to me.

He literally poked me and woke me. Like that woman, he went me up to get. Guess I did your birthday card. Oh, right. I forgot about that. Stupid fat bitch. You're a stabber. There was a lady on my flight home from Toronto who was out in about two seconds and she started snoring like very very loud.

That's what I do on tour. There was another lady who was next to her, there was a three-row seat or three-seat row, whatever. Who was watching some sort of scary movie or something and she kept reacting to it really loudly. She had headphones on and she could go, oh, no! And her daughter was sitting across and she's like, mom, mom, people can hear you. She's like, oh, sorry, was that loud? Oh, that's hilarious.

Is the best thing ever. So in playing Flight Simulator X, the most satisfying thing you may appreciate this Bernie is when you're flying the commercial jets, there is a fast and seat belt switch. Oh, that's bad ass. Why are you serious? Yeah, so when you reach 10,000 feet, you gotta remember to turn it off so that, oh no, you have to make the ding so they're flight attempts to start moving around and when you get the cruising altitude, you turn the switch off and when you're ready to land, you gotta

turn it back on. So what happens if you don't do that? Uh-huh. Everybody does. People start floating up into the plane. So did you say you can set on purpose things that are going to go wrong with your plane during a flight? So then you have to deal with it. You can choose failures or you can choose random failures.

Random failures. Random failures must be pretty fun. What's the point of playing this game? Like why did you buy this and why are you playing this? It was a simulator, it's just like realism, isn't it? But it isn't for the most part you're just like cruising it out? Sometimes. Well that's pretty much what you do when you're flying a plane.

Look how you smile, you don't even think. It's so much fun. You mean you're traveling so much? Yeah, but it's awesome. You get up to cruising altitude, then you're like, all right, autopilot? Gonna check back on this game for your hours. Is that what you do?

No, no, no, no. You gotta stay by in case it's a failure. Yeah, you never know. You never know. So, there should be some sort of like... Oh my God, it's so fucking angry. So I was flying Austin, Chicago on the. I did my game. And we reached cruising altitude. Everything was going fine.

Somewhere over Arkansas. Then I was like, oh, I wonder, you know, I was going to check one of my gauges. So like I clicked on it. And then I got the hourglass in the game. I was like, oh, oh. And then the game just disappeared and crashed. And I was like, you are fucking kidding me.

Like nothing was saved. I was like, you know, partway through my flight, I'd already done all this work and... How long had you been playing for? Yeah, maybe, I was maybe an hour in the air. And I had... Did you see the picture of Gus sort of like stooped over his tiny laps? Stop and scream with a little joystick.

I know, I saw it sweet if you're doing that while I was on an actual plane. Just like this. They should make this like wireless rumble pack thing that you can strap yourself so that if you're an autopilot and a failure happens, I just go like, I did your acting. I did want, I wish there was some kind of

haptic feedback in the game. That'd be cool. Like when I'm landing, I feel like it's, it's nothing. You don't feel the wheels touching down. Do you know I have like a force feedback joystick thing? I was so confused. I guess I saw you saying flying off to Chicago

and I was like, where's Gus going this weekend? And then I saw the fucking picture of you at your Nighttakers. I think you should go all out and get like a big desk worth of Like with like full on like rough. I want to get some pedals Me and Gavin will come over and sit on the Pudges on the back. You're gonna sit behind me. Yeah, and if only you could have a joysticks And you could look around at the windows like that's your whole game God yeah, get that yeah, I want that there's like a $300 setup I want with like the stick the throttle the feathering and the pedals what do the pedals do on a plane? I have it rather

I have it do you want to borrow it? Maybe you have that I do Why did you get that well? I've been wanting to learn to fly let's go to the office Listen, I don't want to go for the Barbara as a woman What is more unattractive? The fact that Gus flies a fake plane or a guy who needs to pre-prepared go on slices. Which is worse.

That's hard on. I can't decide. I can just pretend like I came from a gymnastic practice. You do this. I can't do this. Why did you pick the girliest sport out there? It's a hell of a breeze me up a level. Do you do this thing?

So you collect your food twice a week, and it's all of your meals for the whole week. Yep. Is that because you want to know exactly what to be on specific days or just really lazy and you don't want to make food? I just like, I go to my fridge, and it's like, I look and there's food unit, and I take food unit, and I eat food units, and then I'm done.

And again, you consume the resource. It's a good food. I mean, it's not bad. It's more of like a health thing, I would say. So if you want to go out to. And again, you consume the resource. I said, you know, it is good food. I mean, it's not bad. It's more of like a health thing, I would say. So if you want to go out to dinner one day, you can't. I can totally do that. Why wouldn't I be able to do it? You'll bring your pasta food with you.

I ate a nibble of pizza. Have you ever used the soup peddler here in Austin? Soup peddler? What is that? It's like a service that will make food and they deliver it to you, to your house, whether you're there or not, they'll leave it. What?

Like in a cooler. And then you get home and you just get it and you just heat it up and it's done. That's cool. That's cool. It's awesome. Makes sense. How do they recommend it? I don't like enough soups.

I like one soup. It's not just soup though. They're like full meals. They started with just soup and they kept a name for something. It sounds like shwan, whatever. What's your soup? Shwan. Okay, everyone has to go to soup, right?

Yeah. Minus cream of potato. Pretty good. Have you ever tried a cream of broccoli? That's also pretty good. Yeah, I'm not fan and tomato soup You know what I never I never liked tomato soup. Well chicken noodle ever likes chicken. Yeah, the soup is just pointless What do you give it? What's the soup to you? If you have to have a soup you have Gavin you have to have soup today. What are you gonna eat? Chicken and noodle soup. That's it. I'll have that. How about you guys? I'm gonna fuck about soup. Yeah, I have to say that I'm okay. It's like you'd soup for the day and well that's not true. If I have to eat a soup, I'll be unhappy.

What do you- you just started a story. We talked about soup peddler. And I guess that's how they have things to do with soup. I never ordered a fucking soup from there. How did you go to a restaurant called the soup peddler? I didn't go to their soup. You look on their website. You say I want to get this in this. Why did you go to a restaurant called the Soup Peddler? I mean, don't let the soup ring it to you. You look on their website, you say, I want to say this in this. Why did you look at their website if you know like soup? Why not?

What do you mean? I don't know. I just know that they're talking about it. Can I like French food? I don't go to a French restaurant. I wouldn't go to a soup peddler website. I think someone had told me they deliver food. It's not just soup, but I went.

Thanks, thanks. How would you get in there you like? What's good? It's always changing. Every week, the menu's different. Okay, so,-sick. It's like your pretty smart. Speaking of food,

Gavin tried Poutine for the first time. Oh, it was amazing. So good. I don't get it. It's lovely. You really don't get it? I was scoffing it. I was stringing it and everything.

It was like a meal. You were scoffing it down. You were scoffing it down. You mean scoffing? Nope, Steve. Scoff. So it's what Poutine is, French, brown greys, and cheese curds. Yeah, which is interesting.

And you actually say the word curds. Doesn't sound very nice. It does sound gross. I told Gavin that he has to be very hungry before he eats it, because it will taste that much better. Kathleen was trying to get me to eat it all day. I said no, no, no, I'm gonna wait until I'm really hungry before I have it. She wanted to film me eating it, but yeah, I think you can get curds at clover's right? You can't you get fried. So what is curds? How do you get curds?

It's like the mold that comes off the top of the cheese basically, right? Well, I don't think it's the mold. It's a thick part. Like when you are mold. So when you're like churning up cheese, it's like the gas. Exactly. It's a shit thing through the way until they forget that a way to feed it. That's why I can't. That's why I can't. That's why I can't. That's why I can't. Fucking delicious.

It's so fucking good. So what do they use curds? They actually good cheese. I know. I think there's less curd. Oh, even on poutine? Yeah. Oh, I don't know.

Is it just, I mean, looks to be honest, are they just putting cottage cheese on there? Is that what that is? I don't think so. I don't know. Why is it called cottage cheese? Is it like, did somebody leave milk in their cottage and then they came back and made this stuff? Disgusting. Yeah, it's just I hate cottage cheese. You like cottage cheese, right? I like everything girls like cottage cheese I like I'm with barb I can eat any except for cucumber, but yes

I would prefer not to eat a cilantro. I just cilantro is very strong Does it have a soapy taste to you? I don't think so. It's just a very, it's overwhelming to the point where I can't taste any other ingredient in the food other than the cilantro. I don't know. If you do the 23-and-me genetic testing,

it tells you if you have the marker in your DNA where cilantro tastes different to you than for other people. It's a genetic thing? That's pretty cool. Do you get an email they updated something recently? Yeah, I didn't look at what it was so I neither so I look at it occasionally still I did not look after that last update before we get too far away from it

I just want to point out that there is an actress in Boardwalk Empire who Steve Bouchembe's girlfriend who is unbelievably hot that isn't that show so Gavin that is your incentive to watch boardwalk empire. I'm in. Is for the ridiculously hot. Have to get her number. That's as soon as possible. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So what do you guys give each other challenges every now and then or something? Hey, we do. Sometimes we give each other challenges. Yeah. I mean, usually Gavin tried to do really stupid bets. In fact, we did a hard to like video where Hannah Hart and Grace from daily grace, they drank those things that was totally inspired by Gavin having dumb bets all the time.

I would absolutely have challenged them to do that for the rest of the day. That was a really funny video when Hannah turns around and has a chocolate mustache on her face. Do you know what she's doing right now? She's in London, right? Yes, she's in London covering the Olympics for Google. Genius. How much fun would that be? So much fun.

She's stuck in London for months. What's wrong? You don't like London? Yeah. She's stuck in London on somebody else's dime though That's pretty fun. I wouldn't want to be stuck in London for months to be honest. Oh, shit during the Olympics. It's crazy I bet yeah, I would agree with you. I bet it's fucking grid like even worse grid law Yeah, I actually had a lot of fun the first time I met you And went to London to meet you and you completely fucked up the entire day when left, I went out to a bar that night and it was the night that Manchester United played Arsenal.

Two big teams. Yeah, two big teams. Like in London, the bars were just filled with people who were teaching me the songs and I was singing and all that stuff. I had a fucking blast. That was fun. Who were you rooting for? Whoever was wearing a shirt dies like love.

You were in for Arsenal if you were in London. Yeah. Well, there was Whoever was wearing a shirt dies like love on us. No, if you're in London Yeah, well, there was a lot of the main you people walking around yeah, yeah, and that's you know one of them One of the many nights that I saw a puddle of blood on the street I was gonna ask No, I saw the aftermath it's really weird when I was with Gavin in where were we? Lester yeah, lester you could it like this stuff like a Where were we? Lester? Yeah, Lester. You could have liked us to like us It's written but yeah, we literally stepped over a puddle of blood in the cobblestone street at one point There was some blood binders and 1654

Legend somebody was hanged Are you guys watching the Olympics? So no not at all. I watched about 20 minutes of women's basketball between Canada and Australia Wow, it was just before our B, before we were leaving for the day. I got excited. Like, there's some things I like about the Olympics and I thought that maybe I saw that they were going to be streaming it on their website, you know, in BC Olympics. So it's like, oh, cool. So I went and it's like, enter your cable provider. It's like, oh, there's my cable provider, you know, enter your account number or whatever. I was like, oh, cool. I'm going to be able to do this. And then it was like, since you only have a data plan with your internet provider, with your cable provider, you can't watch the

Olympics online. I was like, what? Yeah, because you don't have cable right? Yeah, you have to have cable television in order to watch it. Shit, dude. Have you heard about the ridiculous amount of condoms that they go through in the Olympic Village? I have heard the story, really? I mean, it's it's uh, tens of thousands. Well, they were just banging each other. All the like the story really. I mean, it's, it's tens of thousands. Well, they were just banging each other. All the like athletes. Yeah, I think, I think if you do the math, it's like they give like a hundred per person

or something like that. Mm-hmm. It's like apparently after their, after their performance, I would say, after their competition, that apparently everybody cuts loose and the Olympic Village is like this huge sex romp fest Just the best looking people in the planet.

Yeah, it's like a bunch of young fit, good looking people from all over the world. Yeah, beyond fit. Yeah. Like, you know, Greek statues come to life and that dude has no legs, who's the runner. Yeah, what's that dude's exy? Stuff African dude. Yeah. Yeah, I guess he was born without his legs. Uh-huh. And they give him prosthetics and now he was exy. He's South African dude. Yeah. Yeah, he gets to his board without his legs.

Uh-huh. And they give him prosthetics and now he can run fast. And there was a big debate over whether or not he should be able to run. Right. If he gets an advantage from having kind of spring- Are they like spring- Yeah. But he can't leave their not springy.

He came in last. So what was he in with regular people? Right. Well, he came in the advance to the set-by finals, I think. He made it, he made it, he made it pretty far. Yeah, I'm competing the files It's too bad Zach and her had a great tweet about the Olympics and he said how come we don't call this the not so special Olympics? That's funny. That's really fucking fun. If you don't know Zach's in a wheelchair too

So I guess especially funny coming from him. He's so funny that he's a really funny dude um let me see here it's I think I read here somewhere that they had an order of 20,000 condoms um then at the 2000 city games 70,000 condoms wasn't enough 7,000 condoms probably a second order of 20,000 and a new standing order of 100,000 condoms per Olympics so does this come in like their hotel room? trolley athletes just the pack of the Olympic Village. Yeah, or in their welcome bag. Here's the program. Here's the map.

And here's your your fucking gross condoms. Yeah, how much of this this Olympics cost? I don't know. I mean, I think it's hard to measure something like that. Like you can measure like new construction. Well, how much is 70,000 condoms cost? Your condom cost. That's a line Adam. I Read that the security officers at one of the venues in London. They lost the keys for like one of the arenas

So then they had to like change all of the locks in the arena because it was like the master team unlocked everything It's like who's like did you get the keys? No, I thought you had the key Who's like, did you get the keys? No, I thought you had the keys. Oh shit. I really don't like that. I really don't like that. The stadium. You didn't lock down to the stadium. You're gonna call pop-a-lock and get back in. I cancel the Olympics, so I guess. I kinda remember, it's like you if you were fucking security officer.

I'm responsible. You're responsible. So do you feel any more connected to the Olympics now that they're in your, I guess, home country? No, well I'm not there, so no. But I mean just like you just care about about watching it and stuff. I thought it was cool to see the everything ceremony I'm like all the opening ceremony was so fucking stupid. Why the whole thing with like Kenneth Grana on the fucking like the change like the whole time I've never seen the one in China was awesome

The one in China was That's I think that's the problem the London one. Well, you didn't enjoy James Bond. That's caught in the queen That was fucking stupid. I thought it was cool, because in every movie James Bond is working for the Queen, but obviously you never see her in the movies. It's actually weird to see the character of James Bond and the Queen in the same shot. It was kind of strange.

I thought it was cool. Kind of surreal. Yeah, I could see that. And the cool piece. I think that every single Olympic ceremony opening will be compared to the one in China for the round. Yeah, that one was like awe-insp You're like at the number of people. I don't think that surprised anyone. Yeah.

This one was like the fucking country hillside. It was like fucking Charles Dickens in the middle of the goddamn arena. It's okay. We had Nickelback and the fucking director of store out there. I don't want to talk about it. If you got a silver medal in the Olympics, would you be happy about that? Yeah. Would you? Did you see the dude who wasn't happy? Wow. No. There was an interview live on Chinese television with one of their weight lifters who would just want the silver medal. Yeah, he literally got the medal, stepped off of the podium to come do this live interview. And as soon as he got front of camera, just broke down, started crying, talking about how he had shamed his country and everyone who relied on him.

Because he was a failure. You're the best loser if you get the silver medal. Wouldn't it feel like that? You were that fucking close to having the gold medal and you didn't. And in some events it's like a fraction of a second. Like with Michael Phelps that last year. Yeah. That's similar to the Olympics I guess where he was like what one tenth of a mill of thousand million second. You can even measure it, and they give you a different medal because of it. The Olympic triathlon, which was a couple days ago,

the difference between first, second, and third place was one tenth of a second. Wow. Like first and second were photo finish, and a third was a tenth of a second right behind. And that's an event that lasts so long. Yeah, it's like you do all this running and biking and swimming and it comes out to a tenth of a second

between three people. And yeah, correct me from wrong It's the weird thing about that that they're not actually they're staggered So they're not finishing at the same time or they all like crossing the finish line of the exact same I don't know that's a good question. I think they were staggered That's how close they were when they couldn't even see the other people they were counting really I think it's like damn it and I were talking about that It's like you do one little fuck up like oh, I shouldn't have looked at that hot chick

You know five miles back or I shouldn't have like turned my head this way I should oh what if I had installed in that pod hole right this way. I should have avoided that stone that was on the track. Or if I took like one, like, cut a corner, like, one step further, just, I mean, just any thing. But when you get those photo finishes where it's literally like, they're both past at the same time, you have to go to technology to see who won. Wouldn't it suck if you came second in that race, but you set the world record, and then it was instantly beaten right there by the face. I think you can be like, if you're competing in that kind of thing, you should try to have a pimple on your nose, just in case. Yeah, that much more. It's gave you skull to a point.

Have you guys ever seen the the bicycle sprint game or what do you look at? Event? Have you ever seen that? Well, it's a bicycle sprint. Okay, so it's like, it's at a Vela Dome, which is where they race bicycles and doors, and it's two people in a sprint, and it's so hard to explain, but. Oh yeah, it's awesome. It's because there's so much involved

in drafting off the person in front that they end up, and it's all about like the last lap. I really don't know the event that well, but let's say they have to go around the whole track three times. It's completely about the last half of the lap when they just go boss the wall and they're sprinting. So it's this weird chess game that can take forever. There's no time on it. It's just whoever finishes first. That's it. So they like go super slow. I mean like, to the point where they've not even moving sometimes and they're just like jockeying for a position like this. And they go around the track twice and then one move ahead and then one go, oh, oh,

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Just like Mario Kart. So yeah, basically- You would get the crap stuff. Someone right in the back will get the leader shot. Exactly right. But the person in front will like try to say, oh the person is far enough behind where they can't catch me Like the distance that I can go I can take off fast enough and the person behind me won't be able to get behind me and draft off me And it's just you gotta watch raise the meds like what is going on and people are like do you see like I turn his wheel a little bit like move because

They're going so so they can barely keep up like me like look at, that riding, they all have the face that you're doing right now. That's actually good. So, like, oh! Also, like, the other one where they do, like, the team where they have to ride around the track to see you can get the fastest team time is weird. Like, when they change the drafting position, the drivers' drafting, like,

goes really high on the track, and then comes back to the back, and they have to, like, this whole rotation they go through. You pull them to video right now? I am. I'm gonna show it to Gavin. This is literally the one I showed. I do remember seeing something where they were, like like literally having to struggle to stay on their bike because they're going so slowly Yeah

Like how fat well good so slow at some point it just gets to be ridiculous There they go At some point it just gets to be ridiculous Go go go go go So what you do this weekend At a bite they're both Let's touch the floor Not as extreme as the 1990 match sprint world championships. Yeah, we'll put in the ring stuff This the word sprint they were literally bouncing stationery just then oh Final laugh. No, no, it's on. It's on. Wait, so who wins in this one? Oh, shit. That was a swipe. And when he takes off, they just

keep on. He's so fast at going now. Right. Why don't you just have it be one fucking laugh? No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. He used to be like an actual race and they figured out that you didn't have to do it. And it's just slowly adjusting. Oh, man, there. Oh, my god. They're crazy. And they do it on the outside one. Now we just meant to- So they just evolved into that where they figured out, well, we didn't say anything about this in the rules,

so sure, and then now they just wiggle around the tracks. I'd love to see the first guy who did that. We were like, wait a minute. What if the other person doesn't respect that? Like what if one person wants to play like that, the other person just starts going real fast? There must have just been one race where everyone was figured out the same thing

and they were just like, I'm the only one to work. And now you, who is? It's a race. It's a race right where it's just, it's two people versus one another. So time doesn't matter. It's not like you qualify based on your time.

So then it became like, well, time doesn't matter. Let's take four- Five minutes to finish up. Hey, Grace. So you set a well record for the longest time taken to win. Well, what else do you guys think still? I got to read more about that. It's really bizarre. Did you read about the weird scenario that came up where the it was one of the Asian countries, the women badminton team intentionally tried to lose because mathematically it was better for them to lose a match. You were South Korea, South China and Indonesia. So did they just stand there not

doing anything? I think like what what the teams wanted to lose so they didn't play the other national team in the next round? Like two South Korean teams or something like that? The other team wanted to lose so that they played a lower ranked opponent in the next round. Okay. And are to you technically not allowed to do that? The rules say you have to play to win the game. Yeah, but you're gonna lose anyway. If even if they don't want to play the other team, surely the losses are lost. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, it's like, but they, you, you're in the Olympics, you got to play, you know, so they were, they were thrown out. They were tossed. So that's what lost doesn't get you eliminated. It's like a multi-loss tournament thing. People pretty much sacrifice a lot of their lives

to be a part of the Olympics. They train for four years straight. They might train for longer than that. Yeah, it's the one. That I mean, just for like one event and then obviously the next one after that. And it's like, it's a big sacrifice in the body. Like I always read about Steve Redgrave,

who's like the British roer. He's been rowing, you know, 40 years or something. But he's done it so much that now he's got an enlarged heart because the heart is a muscle and it's so like pumped and his heart is now so big that if you ever stopped doing it, he would die. Wow. And he has to keep the exercise up. I bet you're in pain. He involuntarily always makes the rowing moan. Like he can't stop his body. So he used to it. This is a natural for him. That's terrifying. Well, like, yeah, he basically can't stop. Well, when you think about all the muscles, like muscles get bigger when you work them and the heart can get big based on But because he just but been doing the same thing solidly for decades

It's now it's now dangerous for him to stop doing it You're saying you should have mixed some aerobics in there with the cardio I'm very do though. I think he has to like he has to slow down now He's just kind of way of exercising every day, otherwise it's going to be dangerous for him. Tell the breeze had a tough time. If they get their badminton team booted, did you hear about the South Korean female fencer? What happened to her?

No. So she's in the match to go to the finals. She's qualifying one match away from the gold match. So she's winning with one point and whatever, I don't know what the margin is on a touch on fence, I'm assuming it's one point, and there's one second on the clock. They stopped at one second on the clock. So all she has to do is keep from being touched

for one second when they start back up, and she wins and she gets to go to the gold medal round. So they start the action, nobody starts the clock. Well, it's literally one second. So she's fencing and everyone's screaming, it's over, you know, the clock stops, stops, stop, and they just nobody starts the clock. It's literally one second so she's fencing and everyone's screaming. It's over, you know, the clock stops, stops, stops. And they just never started the clock. So she's kept going, going, going.

And she got touched and she lost. What? Yeah. Guess what? The timekeeper was a 15 year old volunteer. Ha ha ha ha. Are you making it? Are the Olympics.

Somebody made the comments like, this isn't the YMCA. This is the fucking Olympics. Yeah Oh my god, and look at her. That's an Olympic medal match. Look at her. That's her after the loss Well, that was surely that shouldn't have no she lost. She's gone She went she went to the bronze medal round and she was so distraught She lost that so that happened Yeah, yeah, I want to see it's the official time to official time keeper. Just like oh our bad. Sorry. Sorry for your lifelong training Yeah, fuck off holy shit. That's official time keeper. Just like, oh, our bad sorry, sorry for your life long training. Yeah, fuck off. Holy shit. That's soft. Yeah.

I'm leaving her name was, uh, there is a say what? Where's the case? Ask Dan. Mm-hmm. Shin Lamb of South Korea. That 15-year-old kid. Yeah, he's got, he's got a sword. He's got an air purgee. If he's gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die.

You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die.

You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. giving Hygurmin, the German opponent, more than one second to land the winning touch. The German was like, fuck yeah,

best $20 I ever spent. Yeah. I know. If you want to go that way, be there in error, you don't hold out. I'm not being allowed, but yeah,

go metal. So she didn't leave the platform because you can't leave the platform if you're protesting it. So they filed an appeal, so she didn't leave the platform. They filed the appeal while she's sitting there crying the entire time She just stays up there and then the appeal was denied and then she still refused to leave the

The platform so security removed her Security came and removed an Olympic athlete because they just basically fucked her over. I think the fancy competitions that the Olympics are held at that And where we went for MCM. Oh, yeah, they're in Docklands, Tokyo. I remember a couple of years ago in the Winter Olympics There was it was like the skating the couple skating competition and There was like the Canadian couple who did pretty much a perfect performance and everyone was screaming, you know, gold, gold, gold. And they had scored really low. And I guess they disputed it and somehow got a gold medal as well.

What? Yeah, you don't remember that story? The progameda for crying? No, like they had like literally a flawless performance and the couple that did win gold originally had like falls and... I don't think any event that has subjective scoring should be an Olympic event. Yeah, many there. But there's different things too. Like there was a boxing match this time where some guy got wailed on so much and he was knocked down like twice in the final round and they still awarded that round to him because by Olympic scoring the way they score like a box. Boxing has a

point system. It has a point system. Yeah. So it just seemed like weird that that happened. As long as as long as there's a scoring system that is objective and can be quantified, I'm okay with it. How do you do gymnastics though? Yeah, it shouldn't be an Olympic event. Fuck off. Okay. Okay. I fucking hate gymnastics. Fair enough. God, I hate it with a passion. I mean, a gymnastics is fine. It should not be a fucking Olympic. Okay. What is the what is the summer Olympic event? Like when you think of the Olympics, what do you think of for summer Olympics? 400 meters.

400 meters? What? What? What the 400 meters? Right? I would think of soccer maybe? Soccer really? No.

I don't even know. I don't even know. It's got to be the catalog. I would say the decaf one, as well. That's what ultimate test. I don't care about the summer Olympics, dude. Who's the most famous Olympian ever? Just what like who is the most famous?

Jesse Owens. Zeus. Jesse Owens, I would say. You get to be Jesse Owens. It's always like now. It's like the fastest man, isn't it? It's the oldest guy one, the Olympics. I think New York Times is the thing where

they put all the finishing times of all the Olympic sprinters for the last 100 years on one track. And like the guys who finished and set the world records in the 1890s they would have been like 20 meters back from when you say who's saying Bolt finishes time. Then they compared him to like modern people and the modern runners and they were like barely faster than like nine-year-olds who are training to run the track. I can't get over that as last name is Bolt. That's just so perfect is last name is Bolt. That's so perfect.

Oh, same bolt. But it's the 100 meter. It's not the 400. That's what everyone always talks about. 100 is belly. You belly up speed. That idea. Yeah, you get totally up to speed.

You can't. You don't have to speed, guys. I mean, half of the. So how do you run now? The distance is you running from the stop Obviously That's always your scud just say after the race is I wish it was another fucking ten meters I think it should have a running star it's like a fucking

A star You can get 100 meters from running You can get up to speed Yeah, but like it's so short as I'm saying like a lot of it is them just Accelerating But I get you if you had to run a hundred meters you would get to full speed in those hundred Pretty quick. I know I would I'm a bit of occupants Going and drop

No, there's gonna warm up lap where they're all jogging Then with the start lining, they go, Yeah, because how fast could a human run over 100 meters full sprint without actually having to get up to 100 meters? You didn't really fast, like under 10 seconds, right? Yeah, the world record's like 9.6. And that's from a still part of it. Is your acceleration, that's just part of the time. Yeah, I'm just saying that just over so quickly, it's hardly, it's hardly a test.

Sounds like my first time. Oh! Did everyone get up the full speed? Yeah, I just say and it's over so quickly. It's hardly it's hardly a test sounds like my first time Did everyone get up the full speed Do you wish there's another 10 meters? I like the Catholic because it's like Real quantifiable events and there's like a myriad of them. It's like a series of tests, right? And I am yeah, you find someone who is the greatest at all of these different things. But they're not the greatest of those individual things, they're the greatest. They're the greatest, the greatest, all around athletes. That's the greatest special, I said. Yeah, it's like, you don't often see a guy who's the best

javelin, thrower, also is in the decathlon. It's like, they do that, the specialty and there's people who do everything. I guess that's a good point. Did you ever see that clip? It's a, it's a really old clip of the guy doing the, the pole vote. And's like they do that the specialty and there's people who do everything. I guess that's a good point. Did you ever see that clip? It's a really old clip of the guy doing the pole vote. And as he goes over, the pole goes under the bar and just like... Oh my god. Just his ball sack was going to... Like right on top of the pole, it's still working. You just see his jump just going, pong.

It's probably my favorite clip of all time. It's the one that I used to show my friends like before YouTube, because I was like, I downloaded this. It's really cool. My balls just sent it into my butt. Into my torso. They're shriveled up right now. Imagine like being like, go ahead and just landing on the mat and just be like, what happened? Did I miss it?

What just happened? He made it over the bar though. Do you feel like there's more Olympic fails like from previous years and there are currently? Like I feel like I don't see anything in there. Well, there have been a lot more Olympics and they have this here I just mean like it less and less like bad things are happening Well, don't forget to a lot of times when you see old clips you can assume they're from the Olympics But they might just be for some track events. It's just true

Like also, I still can't watch weightlifting because I don't want to watch someone's oh god bone pop out There's a video of someone doing weight lifting and they're just throwing up like it's just water it's throw up everything they looked up and then if you buy them it's like have their arms folded they're so bad it's sure it gets to the point where your muscle is so strong it can just rip your bones apart yeah they're anchored to your bones but surely if you get too muscley the the stress you can put on your muscles it outweighs what you can put on your bones and your bones just must go Do your broken bones really freak you out?

Probably would turn your tendons at that point. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, and if you rip your muscles off your bone I can't watch a bone break Could you watch a bone come through this? What are my hair Olympic fails besides of course the guy who missed or the javelin and my hair Olympic fails besides of course the guy who missed throws the javila and stats the episode. There's one where he stabs another athlete. We've ever seen that one. No, I don't know what the official who throws the flag still.

He got the javila in him. God, it's all about the abruptness of a javila and just stopping on someone. It's like, this is in him. He's like, all right, this is an event because these used to be weapons. One of the best ones I've ever seen though is I can't find a clip of it anywhere. It's the dude Who's just fucking hauling ass on the track cuz he's doing the long jump? So you have that like ramp where you're running to the thing. You know the boring part according to Gavin You have the boring part. We take it at the speed and he's just running for the jump You know he's running for that line and there's this girl

He's got her back back on and she's just looking the wrong way She's looking like this and she walks right across the thing, and he just, wow, it looks like one of the worst collisions I've ever seen in my life. Like high school or something? I don't know what it's from. She's not high school, man.

I feel like I've seen that one. I have two. Did you see the guy, the racing guy that, I forget it was from, I'm so getting to this. This is before the Olympics, but it was some dude. He finished the race, but it was some dude He finished the race and apparently this guy's good nose grabbing a temper. He finished the race and there was some happy mascot there

Like jumping out like hey, and he wants the mask Punches mascot. Let me see if I can find that. Thank God. I'm going to do it as shown videos. I can't wait till we start the video. What, what we can just broadcast. Yeah, we're going to be doing some tests on that tonight and hopefully we'll have that going soon. You mean yesterday night, right?

Oh, sorry, yesterday night. Podcast comes out later. Are we taking that set with us to any events? Yeah, we said that's why we have to delay the launch of the streaming podcast till after PAX Prime So we're gonna take the set to be our booth at PAX. Gotcha. We're gonna be at two more events this year. Yeah, always month I mean, yeah, we have PAX Prime and fan expo fan expo when I say it's August 24th Is that what you said to 25th and then I think it's a little longer than that like 23rd to 27 Yeah, it's a 4 day event and then PA PAX Prime after that, August 30th to September 2nd,

I believe. Something like that. August 31st, it's a 4 day event. Or gonna be at both of them. So this actually has YouTube has a new feature on it, which I kind of like, which is when people take horribly shaky footage that YouTube has some kind of stabilization thing now to where you like stabilize the image,

but then it looks like the framing is like the edges is straight. So that's what this is someone had horrible There's guy one he's all happy here comes a happy miss got here take some march It's a four knocks the shit out of his hand in the show It's a 14 year old girl The barely doesn't like mascots. He's attacked mascots in the past. He's like fuck you. I can't stand you French athlete assaults 14 year old girl mascot after what's this?

That was a pretty trippy mascot for us The kind of milk from that beloved video. But you could tell it was a young girl. It looked like that. It was like, tally from South Korea. I did. What's the soap that Homer ends up on? Oh, the... In Japan.

Yeah, yeah. Mr. Bumble. Mr. Sparkle. This is Sparkle. But um... I was watching a great video yesterday. It was a video just about people walking into glass that they didn't know was there.

Okay, and the amount of- There were so many times I come into Nietzsche, and the interrupts, you guys are watching, feel a bit here. There's always Jack for the one, as the amount of people that bump into glass and the whole sheet, like the biggest piece of glass you ever seen, just all come shattering around there,

just like, stood there like, with their hand on the head and this glass is coming in everywhere. I can watch that all day. Glass is fucking expensive, too. There's nothing about, oh fuck. There's nothing about bumping into glass like with their hand on the head and this glass is coming in everywhere. I could watch that all day. Glass is fucking expensive too. There's nothing about bumping into glass or tripping in public that just like makes you feel so masculine.

So bruh. Just like you could just be walking so confidently and you just trip on one little thing and then anyone sees that you're just like, there's no recovery from this. There was one great one where this woman was waiting for an automatic door to open so she's just watching She doesn't really like she's looking through the open door, so she She was supposed to slide over now it's closed and she's good Give me the dude who like he comes across the automatic door and it shuts

But he doesn't know what to do. He like he liked and he's running through it and he's run through it And he had burst and breaks it It's like the worst solution to his problem. You can see him like stop He's quite like looks runny's like I'm just gonna do this the automatic door was like right next to where he was And he was like trying to like go through it But he didn't understand how to open the door so he's brand has had through it I don't know what you think's gonna happen like the doors back. Oh, I better movemed his head through it I'm always trying to film glass shatter in slow motion, but it just it's it's Cracks so fast it's like TV one right yeah I thought well this would be cool

I see all the cracks come through the glass like Through a hammer through a TV in one frame all the glass is completely shattered It's like a thousand frames I think it's shatter like thousands of miles an hour, I think. Wow. Well it's weird because it's like glass just has like fracture vectors in it. So it's almost like it comes pre shattered and you just like, yeah, you just kind of like, you always tell me the glass is a liquid, but that's not true.

No, no, no, no, we've talked about that before. It's like one of those things that everyone says. Yeah. This is the stupidest thing ever. So I, we can't show any more videos and talk about them. So I'll just put this one on the link of the Pakistani man runs through. I want to say.

So when we are doing the video podcast in the future, we'll be able to inject the videos we're talking about into the stream while we're watching them so people can follow along. And we don't have to link it later. Yeah, exactly. So we're testing that tonight. Yeah, we'll be testing it tonight. And we said that we're have to link it later. Yeah, exactly. So we're testing that tonight. Yeah, we'll be testing it tonight

And we said that we'll we're planning to launch it after we get the booth back from PAX Prime Pan-Monger Android get back from PAX Prime. Okay That's the current plan We are bringing it to PAX so we recorded audio podcast there We thought about taking the audio from our test tonight But then we were worried that maybe the shit would fuck up and yeah, we wouldn't have anything salvageable So we could be a bit sick and sorry. So where are we going to talk about?

We'll have a second podcast that will be what we mysterious. Why is it happening at seven? Because we're going to be doing them at night when we finally do watch them. Right. So we want to see what's in the time slot. What are the temperatures like out there in the studio? Good plan. Plus plan.

You know, the livestream we have to kind of do it at night anyway. So yeah, we want to try to make sure people aren't work or at school and they're available You know, what are they gonna do watch shitty fucking sitcoms on TV? We're real highlights of the orange county. There you go. Exactly right. Yeah, I fucking go to the internet Future. All right. Well, let's uh, let's wrap this up. Wait. We went late. We have to put it to the test Follow up on something the gab was talking about the other day You know how how how Apple makes things shitty and you were just talking about how mountain line makes pieces shit.

You know what? I'm really upset about the pissing me off is relevant to us in particular. How fucking terrible is the podcast app that they put out on the iPhone? It's a pretty shitty. What is the fucking deal with that? It's the most least responsive app. The most least responsive app you heard it here folks It's almost

Mostly responsive app is that what I said. Yes, that is exactly what you said the most That's to be their tagline and other marketing podcasts most least responsive you don't even get like a You are fucking retarged dude, but you don't even get like a Most in least for like a busy signal symbol on the screen It's just like you tapped something it just does nothing and you're like for it. For like a busy signal, no. Simple on the screen. It's just like you tapped something, it just does nothing. And you're like, they try like, Apple it, it's like. It's like, it's a bit quirky.

So you can slide the thing up and it's like a tape to tape reel spinning around. Yeah. Just shut up. Just give me a app. It should happen. Just one fucking thing. It just plays podcast.

It has one job. That's it. I'm saying, what's the one thing it does poorly? Play podcast. See, this is pointless. I will say, I do like the skip back 10 seconds and the skip forward 30 seconds button They only had a skip back 30 seconds button before right the functions are great the performance of the fucking thing is terrible Yeah, I don't so this the skipping ahead now. It's like a thin red line. You have no accuracy with it Especially most podcasts are an hour and a half for like an hour

So you you clip up skip nine minutes. Yeah, yes most podcasts are an hour and a half for like an hour so you you clip up I've skipped nine minutes Yeah, yes, do you know the reason the reason I have bought an iPod Pad by switched from an MP3 player to an iPod was because you know with the wheel days You could scroll really fast through like a radio show or a podcast you're listening to and I listen to a lot of Radio just hold down a button and go for like 20 minutes just to turn hold it down I was always told as a kid that if you hold down Forward when you'll listen to a CD and it goes like I was always told as a kid that if you hold down forward when you listen to a CD and it goes like, I was always told that that was bad for the CD

because it was scratching. Really? You don't have to ask me. That was just something. So we got an email from someone at Apple in the podcast department the other day. Yeah. I guess they're doing some kind of poll on the iTunes

Facebook page. Go figure that one out. And they're asking people what they want the featured podcast to be coming up. And it's like, yeah. Ruse Chief Podcasts and a bunch of other gaming ones. I think we have like 12 times more votes in the second place. I think right now we're at like 1600 and the next one is at like 400. Oh really? They got a lot more than. So people listening to this podcast in the link down. Go vote. Click that shit right now. I don't want to just bury these people

I want to have like 50 times more votes in the second place now You want them you want to just be confused in on in our dust You're like you're like you're gonna run like you're like maybe the other buttons aren't working Exactly no somebody else must have mentioned it because now we have 1700 votes in the next closest is 460 Three who's a tram ball the, which is the World of Warcraft. One. They must have mentioned it recently, because they only had like a hundred when I looked at

it. So we're going to put it in the LinkedIn? Yes. Alright, so fucking on the front page. Go for a key. When does Voting close on that? August 27th. Yes.

Looking to you all over it. So apparently the thing I learned is Apple has a podcast department. So when you email me from it, I was like, what do you do all day? Listen to all the podcasts. He's probably just listening to this, right? No, I mean, you're gonna find jobs, sir. You're really downing. Go fix your podcast.

Your app is the least most useful. Not most least, most least most. Most least most is the same thing. I'm kidding. So speaking of dumb things that Gavin said, someone at RTO brought us a drink called headlight fluid, which was fucking disgusting. Apparently it was made wrong, but it was wrong. Well, it was just don't know the best.

Oh, put some of it in a sauce in a drink. Oh, so there's nothing better than homemade drinks that are made wrong. Right. In the middle of our Q&A, because they brought them up, it was real tried it, it was funny. And I also had a jack-and-cote there as well. So we were just in the middle of the Q&A and I just, without looking, reached and took a big or swig of jack-and-cote. No. What's up, you guys not looking at drinks. What are you trying to do to your orange juice and it was no good.

Have you learned nothing from this podcast? Always look at your drinks. Alright, well let's wrap up for real. Alright, a long one take of that. Where are we gonna go to lunch? We've said double daves. Before we go, I just want to say a big thank you and a shout out to everyone who came to RVBTO.

It was amazing. Very cool event. Everyone who came was super awesome and nice, and the event planners were great, and I'm going to miss the event very much. And they should all come to RTX 2013. RTX 2013. Do you want to talk about your cards to go experience?

Have you gotten in one yet? I haven't. I haven't. I should have talked about this. I haven't seen it since you've mentioned it. I'll see them everywhere. I got in one. We got to talk about it.

We got to talk about it. Yeah, I got in one. So I got a card, and I went to use one. So how do I used one so card to go is a service that operates in several US cities and some European cities where the the city has a program where they have smart cars that are colored and branded card to go. They're white and blue and you can register for the service like 35 bucks to register and you get a card that gives you access to his car. So you see one of these cars you can just get in it. There's like 400 in Austin. You hold the card over a sensor on the windshield and then it unlocks the car Do you have two people going for the same car? I don't think that's done. I haven't happened

I don't think you know these Socialist car users would have a big fistfighter They have an iPhone app so you can see all of the cars around you. Yeah, how if there's good condition How much fuel is in them and then you can reserve them from the phone. That way it locks it, it'll only unlock for your card. That's cool. And you pay like 12 bucks an hour to a maximum of $65 a day, and you can just take this car.

You see a car, you can take it and just drive it. You don't have to pay for metered parking and there's special parking around town that you can take it with this car. Do you have to leave it in a public place, like you can't leave it on your drive? No, you can, but anyone else can come grab it. So you can take a car if someone's property.

I think it has to park on the street. I don't think you park it up in your driveway. Yeah, you can park it in a gated community or something like that. But you can also then, when you get out of it, you can say, I don't want to end my rental. And then it keeps going, but you're paying by the minute, like a little, like, I don't know if you can have any sense per minute? It's like 12 books an hour, so that works out too.

And then they just keep it, then it stays your car, like somebody else puts their car on it, it says it's not available. And it doesn't, I have an iPhone app that tells me on a map where all the cars are. And alternatively, I can look up and see where all the parking spots are. So it's like, literally, I said,

hey, Matt, I want to try this. We're four blocks from my car. I want to get one of these cars to go and drive it to my car. So I did that and I did run into a problem. I didn't do anything with fine but the app that I use which is actually not there app. It's a third party app. It's called I showed it to you. Oh weird I've not seen the third party app. I use the first party one. What's it called? Car to go. Maybe I can't get the

positive. I use C2G. This because it had a lot of good a lot of good up mine. That's not mine at all. Let's compare. Let's compare iPhone apps. anyway, so when I went to go park the car It said that there were two parking spots available at this location and I went there and there was two cars to go sitting in it So yeah, I can't see parking spots on mine. Oh, no That must be the difference. I guess we haven't shown to Barbara if you want to see like all of the cars around Austin Oh, man We have something like that in material in Toronto called Bixie bikes, which is just the same thing but with bicycles Well, yeah, this is in London. They're like Barclays bike so by sponsored by bank. So what do you do? You just

We're just tons of I think you could pay either by hour or you can have like a monthly But you do have to put back on a rack I. You have to return them to any rack though. Like you could bring it back. I was not in a suck if you pulled out a bike from like a full rack and then realized you didn't need it and someone just comes in and puts a bike in your spot and then you have to go and find another rack to leave a bike in. You think of all these weird, epic scenarios that are like, what, does your brain not work like that?

No. No. Mine does a little bit, I give it your statement. We also found out this weekend that Gavin sometimes when he's bored watching sports, he pictures the players naked. He said this like a totally normal thing. He said, what was the sport we were talking about? Oh, many sticks.

Many stick khaki. Is because everyone's like slouched over and bent over and like parving each other on the ass and it's, that'd be really disturbing. But he says when he watches a sporting event, It's normal for him to picture all the participants Maybe just what can you sport be like volleyball would look pretty good? No, never never But in a weird first of all I don't want a lot of all female sports. It's just sorry Barb. I just don't want a lot of I was watching the Olympics. I was watching with Jeff

I'm just like speak good naked sport What were you watching? Like mental basketball? Like, you're watching women's volleyball. That's a little different, you know. That would be the worst sport. I never go to college football game thing. Well, I don't know what all these dudes are like naked.

I don't know what dudes' boys do. Curly might be the worst. There's too much crouching. I would, we said MMA. I would be the worst. I would be the worst naked. That would be the worst. That's just two dudes hugging on the ground.

I was just like that. You've got someone in a stick. Like a football. And you got like a groin. We've got everyone in football shoved up against each other. You get the rear mounted bag. All right, let's wrap up. All right, all right.

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