Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #179

Episode Date: August 15, 2012

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, now only on peacock You guys go with the theme song and theme song Why is with the fucking theme song It's a podcast Remember what that quote was from when you said get rid of the you know, yeah, it is get rid of the phone Yeah, when I was angry about the phone ringing that's when was that like episode six of the Preta that was yeah, I was doing the week of one podcast every day of the week Was in the drive safe one podcast every day of the week. Oh, that was in the drive safe edition. Dark, dark times for guests. Fucking one a day.

What was I thinking? There was a very brief moment in history when I had Gus's job of keeping Orr on the podcast, and I immediately pawned that off on Gus. So that's keeping Orr. What? What did you say? Keeping Orr. Oh, Orr.

Keeping Orr. Carousel made it. It's loud. Is it better? Yeah. Okay. Who's we got on this podcast, Gus? I've got Gus. Hi Gus.

I've got Gavin. No, I'm just happy that this is going to be a great day. I can tell already because Gus is starting the podcast. So fucking mad. I'm going to want him to be a bad boy. He's so angry. He's so human. He's human.

It's like all the settings on the board are wrong All the settings on your phone mixer are wrong. Gus is just he's living All right, really all right be careful everybody listening to the podcast. I'm gonna brave it. I'm gonna brave it There is bad news. I told you're reverb on you. Look at it I told you your reverb on you. What about it? I told you to plug it in yet you're doing it. Alright, guess did maintenance on the fly there? I think my headfathers are just super loud.

I know. I hope this thing was cool. Can I get a drink of water? Alright there, is everyone happy? Is everyone better? I'm not happy until you're unhappy. I, there. Much better. Hey, it's a bunch of cats. Get it? You want to talk about how angry you are?

I have no idea what's wrong. Every little thing was wrong this morning. I needed a USB cable, the shit, the game was fucked up. Do you get the issue where people, like the order in which you see people make you more or less happy when you walk in? Like, if you see someone you don more or less happy when you walk in Like if you see something you don't like do you get madder? Who do you wake? Who do you think you're not like?

And I like everyone though. Well, I think Jack always seems in a good mood until he sees my face and he wants to punch me, so. What is what is deal with that? Can we put a stop to that? Yeah, let's do that. Let's do that a stop to that? Yeah let's do that. Let's not hold it in the office. Yeah I mean what is did you do something you think he's threatened by you? Is that one of this? I don't know I'm a lot smaller than him so he shouldn't be threatened.

We should talk we want to bring him to talk about it. I don't think he's here yet. He's not here yet it's not 11 a.m. Yeah. This does beg the question though Gavin if you had to do you think you could take Jack in a fight? I absolutely. You Jack Jack Jack Jack is like a bear he would just be like a Weak balls you have like a weak spot. I do I think every guy I was gonna say it doesn't every is not a spot for every guy to be

Yes to be we have to be even more careful. Yeah, I just be super careful. I don't hit the nuts Obviously to you. I was not happy about it Who's he doing nuts? Someone like run up and punch you in the nuts. Yeah They were doing what it's like hey, you don't know about a club and then I was like what's the club or something? I think just good like straight in my nuts. Who did that? I'm not gonna out on the podcast Not I wanted to do another name. I don't know. Did you know them? It was captured Ed Now it's funny The first and only time away to RVBTO I got a dinner roll throwing at me by hacksaw really yeah, oh

That's not too bad. It's the first and only time you went to RVTO. Yeah, is that why I didn't go again Wait, so you went to the first RVTO and didn't go to any after that? Yeah, that's not really. Yeah, I think I went to pretty much every other one. I remember watching the first RVBTO I felt like I was there because it seemed like 30 people were filming it simultaneously There was a weird problem with the first RVBTO I think you could actually start the weekend and end it just from cutting from people's cameras. You could complete the whole weekend. You probably could.

I can tell you that Gus and I went to lunch with two people and while we were eating lunch, somebody who filmed us the entire weekend, while we're eating sat about a foot and a half away from us filming us, kept the camera on us the entire time we're eating. Well I remember it started when I guess you would just meet in the people you and guys were eating somewhere and they like jump out in front of the window at the restaurant you're eating it and just film you through the window and you're like mid-tune like huh and then from that on until the end you were on camera the whole time. That was an interesting first experience I thought that that's

what fan event is going to be like that from that point on. So recent it got better improved. No it just that one event was like that everyone had a video camera. What year was that? I'll go 2005 By I was I was watching some stuff from the Olympics. I was watching the some intros that's people sent for our yeah And those stadiums man if you gave every single person the same camera and just had them all take a picture at the same time You could get the coolest bullet time shot of all time. I don't know why someone hasn't done that. Because getting everyone to take a photo of the exact same time would be literally impossible. I'm not the exact same

second but just like everyone yeah go and all the flash would be like it'd be really cool. Yeah. Just to try it. Yeah except for the problem what kind of cameras would we give everybody? Just to try it is he going to be at the Olympics anytime soon. Yeah for you. What do you say? Well what kind of cameras would you give everybody? Okay. Give him all a bunch of GoPro's. That we don't have to worry about having them all take a picture at the same time. No, the thing just like

Slate in the middle. Seek it all. You know, I gotta say that we were taking pictures out somewhere. We're like, we were at some bar drinking and and I was like, what do I prove that we're on the ground? You know, they're gonna be What is the fucking deal? What is the fucking deal? What is the fucking deal?

Why are flashes so shitty on cell phones? Oh, no. No. Everyone has the same reaction as well, like conventions or like if we're out here now. If someone takes a picture, even if it's dark, they're like, they're art flash when off dammit, hold on. And that's everyone does it again. It's like the flash is never good on those.

Yeah, that shit is right. It's one of things. It's like you recognize that like right now It's just shitty and it's gonna be better than what it is eventually. Yeah, so I'll just kind of putting up with it Well, I think they you know just keep it off just always keep it off. That's what I always do Yeah, but somehow I turn it on back so there should be an option in settings just never flash at any point It's not even in settings. They mean it easier for you. It's on the fucking camera Yeah, I'm a screen I'm sorry. I'm somehow it says a bottle on it tells you I'll go be careful confronted yesterday The actual the best use to the flash on the phone is a flashlight. No. Yes, the best use to flash is you can turn it on So when you get a text for a cool flashes

Yes, I'm right. You're the only That's not useful if it's in your pocket. How do you fucking see that? I see it through my pocket the best uses a flashlight. That's it I'm right. You just said you see it through your pocket. Yeah, you look at your pants all day No, I'll be sat there with my phone in my in my shorts I don't understand. I'll just see a light go like from my Pumped up. Does your phone vibrate? Yeah, you don't feel the vibration you won't see the light Well, it's my table. I'm not gonna feel a vibration. Guess Well, I see the flash

From across the down room especially at night where it lights up the whole room I get a text if I leave my phone on the table in the corner is like Don't do it's like I was awesome about a text you just told a goddamn story What where you see the phone I said through my pocket as well and he asked you don't feel a vibrate you said what's out of my thing I'm just gonna sit you in the

story and then we ask you another question about the story you can put another story can you not feel it when it vibrates? I'm just gonna sit you in good reasons where it's effective God Can you not feel it when it vibrates? I'm just gonna sit you in good reason. Where's the tape to? God, you're eating. It's like talking to someone who's half retarded. So wait, am I half smart? No, I don't know what the other half is, child.

But I have a Mofi case, which is one of those add-on battery cases. And it's got a little meter on the bottom of it right here where it tells you how charged the battery is by these little LEDs. Oh I didn't know that's what that meant. I want to. Yeah. Hey you didn't know a lock oven you can not be talking. What are you doing? What are you doing? That you can turn your flash on your camera while you have the screen up there. All right continue. I'm sure God gave us reverb but it makes himself kind of gobbling. I like it. Re right, continue by the way. I'm sure God yeah, I was revered, but it makes them sound kind of goffly.

I like it. Revelled. But the problem is that when I charge a charge at night, these little LEDs, they blink, depending on which one is, is like the level of the charge. There's four lights here for those of you who can't see it on the podcast.

And as it goes over, like it lights up each one and says, oh, it's more charged. And the one that's currently charging blinks, and Goddamn in a dark room, that is the brightest light in the world. I mean, that is like, I've got that same case. I found a good workaround for that though. What? Just drink a bunch before you go to sleep. It doesn't matter. I find that I charge my case now separately than my phone. I charge my phone into my case. It's too much to do. We just, just put it, just take it off and put it away. I'm gonna draw. I don't do it again. I didn't use it for like two weeks.

Then I got back here. Also, you said you, you, I think that's your third one at this point. You said you lost the top or something. I did, I sort of, I went online and ordered this top as a part. Hey, I'm not really good about like ordering a top. I don't know.

I don't know how that happens. I just thought I was sitting in a big metal sock. He's, when I go out with him, I lose stuff. I don't know what it is. I do, really shit. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm very metal sock. He's I'm right about with him. I lose stuff. I don't know what it is I do shit. Yeah, very much patience. He wraps off I'm gonna rip apart for a few days. I asked Karen to order a part from the microwave. Did you order that part? Yes, you know the little spinny It's so bullshit. She's so bullshit

It's just so unfair when she lies. Well, you know, I was gonna shoot you about it, because I was gonna order this part for the microwave. I even went and looked it up, but I was so lazy and didn't want to fill in the address and all that stuff that I just sent to the carrots that, hey, can you order this for the microwave? That's probably the microwave. You know, the little spindle that spins your platter so that you're...

The churn table? Yeah, the churn table. There's a little plastic thing underneath, brook. So the thing doesn't spin, and so I just looked up the model number What why just why do you have to have food spinning in there? I think so the heat distributed evenly Why is it like even land? Yeah, why don't they just put like a Thing on both sides instead of spinning it What is the thing? No, how does a microwave work?

The thing that they would put on both sides the heater magnetron Magnetron. There you go You know I'm making fun of Gavin. I have no idea how microwave works What is a microwave work? What is the thing that they would put on both sides? The heater, the trunk. Magnetron. You know, I'm making fun of Gavin. I have no idea how microwave works. I know my food in it and I cook it. I don't know what it does. I assume they can't put two, and again, I'm talking about my ass, because I assume that

the heating, the radiation, comes from a single source, and I assume that it bounces in a certain way through the microwave to provide the heat. So they put a second one, then you, it's harder to coordinate them and have the pattern. So, it's easier to rotate the food. That probably uses more power, too, if you have the food. And that's my assumption, based on zero knowledge, the microwave. I have no clue. So, when I stand there and I stare at my food to the glass, and I look like that nuclear wind, hit me in the face.

Nuclear wind? Well, I think that's an exhaust wind. is that bad is that bad for me yeah no no it is work to push your head against to my clue I don't do that I just stare at the food longingly until it's done but when I lived in England with my parents we had a microwave the like last month I was like I was so long ago That's month. I'm like, you're talking about it like it was so long ago. What was I for a month ago? There was a way of saying, I used to live in England and I used to live in my parents.

And it was a while ago. So I summed up in one sentence. Anyway. So in the past. In the past, there was a microwave that we had that was I think like 25 years old. I would search for a thing. I would turn it on and then like step way back.

Cause after 25 years of use, it's got to be leaking radiation at some point right? I know the guy who I'd such a busted up microwave that you can see the interior chamber While it was on like it was like they were like gaps in the glass where you get like see through to it What you can see through anyways transparent no, I mean like there was like a Broken like a crack Well, everyone's got cancer It wouldn't be really that, I mean what is it?

I mean there's a radiation Yeah, but there's a little feeling There's radiation in everything though Everything of radiation Why do they have radiation? Why do they protect it with a metal grill over the front of the glass, over the thing? I don't know, where do you think they're in the cage? What?

I'm sorry, is's what it is. It might not see, we have very little kids. I'm pretty sure if you put your phone in a microwave and try and ring it, it shouldn't ring. There should be no service in a microwave. Oh my God. What did we call on? No, no way.

Let's go get it. Right now. We got a podcast going on. We got a podcast. Let's travel this crap out to the kitchen. As the podcast, we will go record a video of you doing that. What, what, what, what, what, what is everyone doing? Do you think you're following? It's got to. If that is meant to stop radiation from a microwave and getting to your face and brain. Wait, it should allow

AT&T in there either. But it's a difference between radiation and radio waves. Isn't radiation radio waves? They say that their cell phone causes like radiation or something to so wouldn't it kind of counter either counter react And maybe you could get a super phone that has the best signal of all time that we're going to call You've been called tomorrow You like captain your fate open up the mind wave and it's this like super phone. You're real, it's all a piping hot bag of popcorn. Um, so we did our first test for the video podcast streaming last week. I thought they went well. I got a lot of trouble.

You did. Why, what did you do? Well, the tape that was holding my mic to my t-shirt at some point during the podcast fell down and tugged on my chest hair, which really hurt. I was trying to like, wait a minute back up and it was just tugging and I was like messing with it. And afterwards, everyone was like, ah, stop messing with your mic. You wanna know why we can't release that audio?

Cause someone wouldn't stop fucking with his microphone. But it was like a minute of me trying to pull my mic up. Just cut that bit out. I heard there were other problems with it. There were. But they're all solvable problems. Yeah, yeah, so we're gonna do another test this week and hopefully we'll have something usable from it. Yeah,

have we ever tested a product more than the podcasts at Ritualty? I mean, I can't imagine anything else. Well, he tested the first one a lot. That's on Zayin. I'm saying we test the first one so much. And now we're testing the video version of it so much. I found a video the other day, I was like looking back through tons of old stuff. And I found a video from one of the times I was in Austin and I've got footage of us all on a podcast we're like recording a podcast we're wearing headphones mics but it's not podcast I guess it was one I didn't realize that I was on one of the test podcasts before it even started oh really yeah one of the ones we

didn't post yeah god damn it Karen you're wearing your fucking headphones backwards too! I don't... am I? Yes! I am! I have every fucking move! Why is it not? Calm down, headphones! It's more comfortable the other way. It is a trick! It's more comfortable! You can tell you how to do it around, it'd be a dream.

I want to do it! I'm gonna do it. I don't know why they're pissing me off so much, just terrible. You have to have it at the top of your head though. It's not... it's not... Whatever. Whatever. Do whatever you want not, it's not whatever, whatever. Do whatever you want, fuck it. I don't care.

Gus is, well, this is ladies and gentlemen, let's live. I lost it. So what happened in your life last night, Gus? It's made you say mad this morning. Nothing. Why are you mad? Because usually when I'm mad, I think I'm mad at myself because I scheduled a meeting this morning for 10 a.m.

When obviously we have to record the podcast. Are you embarrassed by that? Yeah, that's fucked up. That's so stupid. How do you know the afternoon? No, no, no. We used to, we tried a couple times to record afternoon podcasts, like early on, but the energy levels much lower. Yeah, people are like tired. We used to do them on Wednesday morning, and then you come out late that day. You used to really turn around a lot quicker. Yeah, Lindsay sucks and is slow. No, she's listening to music. Wow. Wow. I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen. I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen. I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen.

I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen. I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen. I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen. I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen. I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen. I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen. I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen. I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen.

I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen. I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen. I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen. I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen. I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen. I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen. I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen. I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen. I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen. I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen. I'm gonna put it in the middle of the screen. I'm gonna put it in. So, if you're impression of Lindsay, go, go, go, go. So, in testing the streaming podcast, we had to, we're trying to run these really long cables from the set to the control room. Yeah. Because it's very high tech. I bought 113 foot long HDMI cable. What the fuck?

Wow. It's so long. I'm not going to tell you how much it costs. It's so long that it has a signal booster built in line into the cable. And if you're seeing that, the fat bit in the head. Yeah, if the signal's too weak, there's like a little knob and you can turn, you can boost the signal.

It's like, it's got no lines cable. It was 99 bucks. Oh, that's not bad. Yeah, because you put what in your wool. It'll be like $800 or something. You lose it. This is a long time ago. This is a long time ago.

I had a 40 foot AC mic, he loved it, they charded me like 500 feet long. Were they more expensive back then? I don't know. Yeah, they just got shuffling. You got shuffling. That was my old house when I had a media room. I was working.

Gavin came over and claimed that that's the reason, the only reason I'm good at Halo is because I had a big screen that I played it on. Well, I thought that was the case. And I thought your media room was so cool that I recreated it in my house in England with my parents and I was way worse at Halo on that piece. Yeah, you can't see everything in once. You look, I've just physically turned your head. You end up like really moving all your neck around.

Let me be honest with you, I miss being good at video games. Yeah, I'm lousy now good at video games. Yeah, I'm lousy now. I know. You went the wrong way with the best in the world at Griffbull. I remember that very well. Well, when it's a small to pull your competing games, of course you're gonna be better. Yeah, but it's very hard for me to feel bad for you considering that I'm now in the finals for the achievement 100 or 30 minutes. I should have won such a long-awed deposition. You should have won. It was like I beat you five to two

You got destroyed you don't see no maps or something. I mean that's healing the only person look at us It's not the only person who even sort of chance to answer me was miles We came down that last little bit so the final is you versus carry the final is me versus carry Yeah, so yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna do it. What do you is me versus Kerry. Yep, I'm excited. Yeah, I'm not gonna do it. What do you mean? I don't know. I'm too busy with the podcast.

I'm just gonna put it off. You, I was just not gonna do it. Let's put money on this. You always make that. I, what is that with you and Dad's? I bet Michael recently $500 that he couldn't eat a five pound gummy bear. I can't wait for this.

Oh my gosh. No, is this happening yet. No, we're gonna happen Jack Jack had to write down a contract because I only have got a reputation of a changing best off I always pay off my bets. No, no, no, that's not it. It is true that you do pay off your bets But here's the way it works. You'll say I will bet you $300 you can't chug that cup of coffee and the person says I'll do it you away Wait 100 I'll say I bet you 100 you can't down this thing of barbecue sauce And I'll be like done and I'll be like oh I can wash it down with water and I have all this time to do it I'm like no no no you're changing it so we have to now write down every single thing about bet

And that we both so where did this gonna be very come from? I think Michael's brother sent it to him. It's like a newborn baby. It is a hold. And it's like flappy and like dense. So it is like a newborn baby. Exactly the same. Yeah, the support is head.

When you're gonna eat it. I don't know. I'm still, we started signing the Shookner because it's $500. I could probably spend on something way better. You can't do it. If I pound, that's a lot. There's a bit like it doesn't matter if it's coming a bit or not. He has 19 minutes to do it. This is the finish for me.

Can you throw up? No, not until the end. And then he has to let me film it. That's on the contract as well when he throws up. But I lost $100 to Michael when I gave him 4 minutes to chuck barbecue sauce. You saw the video, right? I did. He just goes, he takes a sip and then he's like, you screwed. You're down's it in about 30 seconds That you cost me like how much a minute? I don't know you started 800 with that bet by the way Well

I'll be like I'm gonna pay my go 800 who's gonna do it for 700 Yeah, I'll do it and it got down to 100 I think I'm might be able to eat the gummy bear faster than I could do the barbecue sauce I wouldn't have done that Barbecue sauce first But this is this is a bet that actually I think that you could win Just based on the fact the person can't do it like all your other bets are based on will they do it? This is can they do it? I don't think that he can do this Yeah, five pounds is a lot of shit to eat. It doesn't matter what it is.

Especially when it's all sugar. Well, you also, it's 6,000 calories, which I don't know what that is in terms of days because I don't know what it is. That's like three days worth of nutrition. Nutrition, but it's like 20 days worth of sugar. He asked like how much water he can have with it. So I was like, yeah, you can have a pint of water with it but I realized that stuff expands in water. A pint of water did a test with a... Yeah. That's a pint that's glass. Yeah but if that's in your stomach with all that stuff it's gonna be expanding. Yeah you guys told me this I'm gonna test this he says if you put a gummy bear in the water

and it's spanned. I've never seen that. I don't think I've ever graded like a gummy worm in water and they showed me a picture and one was like 50% bigger than the other I don't think so. I've ever like not like a gummy bear but not chewed it just like sucked on it It's not like expanded in your mouth before she makes a good point. Well saliva is different with the water. He makes a good point Everyone has good points I bet you $100 about it that you will lose the tournament. I'm not playing the finals. You have to play the finals.

No, I don't. That's the way it works now. I'm too busy. With the pie, I love it. I love you have to make it excuse. You could just be like, I had in the company. No.

No. This tournament, whatever. No, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. That's somebody else's production. Take part. Put your own, you're free. No, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. That's somebody else's production I'm gonna take part with your own you're free No, I'm out I will kick the shit out of Kerry. I watch me watch me. I'm gonna win this thing. I'm a crush

Well, how's that? Are you how's that? You down to now Two of the main people from red versus blue production and all you two me hundred guys who's played video games all day? Who won the tournament last year? All day. Michael, all day. To be honest, I've got, because I'd never lost. I would have first arrived at Play2Horse one every week, one every, then Caleb beat me.

Freaking Caleb. Yeah, I don't have a beat me, so I'm just not gonna play it again. Why? I'll play Charles Horses with Dave the other week. I won. I would just set by that. I would just set by that.

She beat me. I got one round. She did win one round. I heard he was upset by that. He was insulting The Gavin was upset. Yeah. Were you upset Gavin? Well, did you think I was upset when we're doing the commentary? I don't think so. All right good Carol, when are you gonna get it on one of the lets plays? I want to, as soon as they'll let me play it. Um. The best part was that. Look at it. Do you play events?

You know, like, it's so funny, like, ha ha. I don't know how to play it. Do you have a play, do you have an Xbox or anything? No. Oh. Did you see that there's a team fortress two update coming out, August 15th, that will have like a, kind of a horde mode where you play with six people who play against an army of robots in waves?

That sounds fun. I never go into team fortress two. Team fortress two is awesome. Yeah, it's awesome. I would just start bad at it. The podcast should do a let's play in that. I mean, we should have, we should come up with our own phrase for that. What's that?

Achievement Hunter has let's place. Pop play. What we call it, what we call it before, when the drunk tank was doing the... I with our own... ...fraights for that. What's that? Achievement Hunter has let's place. Pop play. What we call it, what we call it before. When the drunk tank was doing the... I don't think we ever had a name for it. We just called it game podcast. We had a specific name like... It was like the drunk tank plays, whatever.

Like the drunk, this week the drunks are playing Haylor RDST or whatever. Okay. Well come on something, I wanna play. I wanna play. We should do it, we have to find friends. I have to find friends though. Doing less plays is my favorite thing to do every week. And I... It isn't like editing them as well. So fun best the absolute best

I think form of like gameplay videos Yeah, it's people playing the games and just chatting and just jet like genuine reactions to stuff right is always the best I always love that video and Halo 2 where I guess someone's filming the screen It's like the genuine reaction where someone shoots a walk-up with a rocket and you see a split screen with three people, so you see the thing that fired on one screen and it goes over someone on the screen, someone dies and it just lands on the head,

but the reaction is just, is the best bit of that. It's like, oh my god. It's like a really good thing. How is it? Oh. I think it's a, it's on Blood Gulch. Yeah, I think it's a good calculation. They're fly.

Oh, is it good? I think it is. Yeah, I know exactly the video you're talking about. It's good there. You remember what's a website you saw on? No, dear. I think it's on a break. Big boys. Yeah, big-deck boys. I think it was already break by then. It changed names in O5. Yeah, I don't know. That's why I thought it was a halo one. I wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Well, when I'm when I moved here, I brought my UK Xbox with me because all my games are pal Uh-huh, and I'm yeah, I want to play them on my Xbox I don't want to buy all the games again in the American versions So when I want to play a game that I previously owned I've been unplugging my American Xbox and plugging in my

British Xbox to put the games in last night just for hell of it. I was like I'm gonna try one of my UK games in my US Xbox. They work. Yeah, I assume that will reach a free one. I didn't even know. Once it's HD, it doesn't matter. Like Pal and NTSC are a big deal in standard F, but HD just works universally. Why? It's different frame rate.

Even in HD? You all don't have seven, what frame rate do you use? 25. For 720p? It would be 50 for 720p. If it's double frame rate, or 25 in 1080p. For 720p in Europe, be 50 for 720p if it's double frame rate or 25 and 1080p So 720p in Europe is 50 frames a second. Yeah What the fuck?

What the fuck are we all just get on the same fucking page? Like we had a chance to finally do that I just knew it. Stand nice to us What? NTSC came first and it stuck fuck NTSC in pal But I'm not talking independent of that shit. Well, at least the resolution became the same. We had great.

Anyway, apparently 90% of all export games are completely region free and I've just been wasted time by plugging in different export's every time. It's so stupid now. I'm mad now. Why you mad? The fuck free reads are different. I feel about electricity. Oh, you look so stupid. The fucking crates are different. I didn't feel about electricity.

Oh, you looked so stupid. Even within countries, sometimes electricity is stupid. Like, if you remember in Japan after they had the tsunami last year, they couldn't reroute power internally in the same fucking country. Like, the power plants on the west side of Japan could not supply power to the east side of Japan because they use different standards Yeah, that's make you mad So different sides of the same country different sides of the same country They couldn't just be like oh let's take part from that side nope

So why is the most important thing at this point? There should be standardized around the whole planet like what is the most annoying thing that changes country to country? Self-on-fresh That's my big thing. That's all you have a shit about right now electricity yeah, I look to some Man, there's probably something better than that. I mean I got a language in this point Language although we're getting to the point now where it seems like it's gonna be wouldn't it be funny? Look we had no problems in Japan. We had no no phones and apps and shit like that now right? Absolutely. At one point it'd be awesome if you could just

talk like select a language if you're in Japan and it's like Japanese on your phone and talk into it in English. No, it isn't that for that. The speaker speaks out. It's called say hello. Really? Yeah, that's awesome. There was a game for the PSP that did that too. But then that's weird though. Then you're like walking around talking to people what you're phone up to your mouth like, maybe you're like this like, you're like, you're always talking. Why? Why isn't there a language that is just intranslatable?

There is. There is. There's a line of somewhere where you literally can't put English words to the noises they make. Oh, I was going to say that the standard, you know what we should all teach everyone which would make the most amount of sense, we should all learn our native language and then we should all learn international sign language. I guess it is American sign language. Yeah. It's a really, it's a different, fuck.

Which, no, no, there's an easy solution to this problem. Everyone learns English. There you go. American English. Yeah, that's the solution. Yeah, I'm letting you know. Yeah. Is that the most political language at this point? When pilots are flying, English is the language of flight. No matter where you are in the world, pilots and towers communicate in English. So every pilot knows English.

Yes, every tower controller. Even in rural, just shine. It doesn't matter. If you're flying in a country and you're communicating with the tower, you have to speak English. Well, why do you think that is? Because we invented it! That means the example of setting a standard and then it's standard proliferating across the globe. Okay, say there's like some... Is it on earth? Yes!

You're gonna ask me a retirement ask question! No, okay, so that's why it's- That's a small landing strip in rural China. That only flies to another landing strip in China. They probably don't speak English. They probably don't have a talc. Why? If it's a small strip, they probably is just like, via far, like visual flight.

But surely, even if you're in a plane, you need to announce to the air that you're in the air. Matt, do you know the air? If you are, there's a person. I'm in you. If you are, then you're shutting out to choose with a small enough play. You fly, which causes your flight list. Well, you don't fly on a flight mat and you just fly. Okay, I want to do that.

Then I can just start speaking to Spanish over there with you. Tower, this is Bravo Alpha. My god, by the care of it, has it announced before? We were now entering the air. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER So after my talk of flight simulators last week, I had a pilot for an airline email meeting.

Oh yeah, that's so cool. And he's emailed me, like like operations manual and crew quick reference manuals for the Boeing 737. It's awesome. I've got like 2000 pages of documents all about the 737 like outlining what all the switches do where they are. So what you do in emergency is that please troubleshooting like if you lose fuel of like something bad happens. It's like it's like a 400 page quick reference manual that they say like they have in the cockpit and take something goes wrong and this is on the quick This is fucking massive That's weird

The amount that the calm the pilots have is so interesting Do you remember when those two planes collided in Brazil? It was that new Embrayer, I believe, and that 737? Well, yeah. They collided in the air. Oh, yeah. The 737, you know, everyone died. But the Embrayer was still flyable. Like they just lost part of their winglet, and they're left wing, I believe.

The pilots, you know, over the reinforcements in Brazil, they pulled out, like, they have a book that lists all of the airstrips in the area, and they start looking through the book, like crazy trying to find a strip they can land at. Seems like the people should be doing that. Like, the pilots are doing this while they're... Well, they're cramped landing. Yeah.

They don't have some kind of like, they're downwind. It was like a small military strip in the middle of the jungle and they landed on it. But there's nothing crazy than seeing a plane going in the opposite direction from a plane. Like, when you see the vapor trows in the air, they're always kind of moving kind of slow,

but when you're on a plane, you see another plane just go like, like straight past, you're amazing how fast the air is. Don't you imagine being on a plane where they just clip, it would just be like, you know, normal and it just like, you're making a huge difference. You might hear it, like in the last second, you're like, like it coming at you.

I don't know, what it was. It's like Doppler effect. When you're going that fast, the sound's all behind you. The very little sound in front of you. Yeah, I know coming at you. I don't know what it was. It's like Doppler effect. When you're going that fast, the sound's all behind you. There's very little sound in front of you. Yeah, I know, but I'm saying the last second you would hear, like all of a sudden it comes out of nowhere. Yeah, they said from that, in this case,

from the time that the big planes saw the little plane on the horizon to the time they hit was probably less than a second. Gosh. Oh, how did you think about how much space there is in the air? I'm just following you. Why didn't they tell the air that they were in the air in the same area? Somebody involved with each area?

Yeah, I guess not. Uh-oh. Tyler, weren't in the air? Oh shit, we had to work together. Yeah. Yeah. But the odds of two objects colliding in that space are like so ridiculous. I know.

And if the memory's been another story, I forgot to bring up on the podcast a couple months ago There was a mid-air collision at thing in Virginia between a plane operated by the FAA and a plane operated by the NTSB And since there's a two organizations that investigate their incidents they were investigating No, no, they had to call the Canadians The collision someone in Washington right I think that phone call. The Canadian company just put out the phone and just went, it's our time to shine. It seems like those two agencies too, you could not ever recuse yourself enough. It's still going to be like bad blood in some way. Yeah. Although pilots do have a weird, if you get

far enough up in any endeavor, where it's hard to get into it, like everyone gets super objective. Like, I can't imagine that what would take place on the ground with cars where they'd hit, where they have to bring in an independent authority. Like if they fire truck hit a cop car, would they like go to somebody else to determine you know, I said the cops would still they probably Yeah, yeah, the cops ate fucking fire engine was no way No actually if a fire engine or an ambulance runs into a car at any point all of their sirens are on then They they'll keep going it look like I hit and run but the non to think for it. They're responsible So the ambulance is so fire trucks them. This is around a lot of back cars off the road then they'll keep going it all like I didn't run, but they're not paying for it, they're responsible.

The ambulance is? So five trucks of ambulance is allowed to back cars off the road, that's not safe. I think it's awesome. No, just generally more business. That would be okay. Worker bank gets you later. Yeah, right.

This is a big shame of fact, where one ambulance is a car, and they send an ambulance to sort that out. It hits seven cars in the way, and then seven ambulance comes in. I was a lot of random. I was exactly how that works. Yeah, when I lived in Puerto Rico, cars do not get out of the way for ambulances.

So you'd see ambulances just stuck in traffic and no one getting out of the way. So by what's worse to be waiting on the ambulance or to be in the ambulance in that case? To be waiting. Yeah, in it, you at least have a paramedic. Did you ever see that clip? Speaking of stuff. I was kidding. Get it waiting. Yeah. You at least have a paramedic. Did you ever see that close? Speaking of stuff. I was kidding.

I'm sorry. Speaking of stuff smashing into each other in there. Did you ever see that clip of the two. Yeah. What? Let me go that way. Two skydivers who collided in there. What?

So there was two skydivers doing some sort of stunt air show and they like they like go away from each other and they go whooshin past each other really close and one guy hit another. So I think what happened is one guy hit the guy's legs with his shoulder and the guy's arm severed both of his legs. Then going at such speed that his arm just took the other guy's legs off. They literally you can see the video They just go and they just end up tumbling. I said oh, and I think the guy who lost his legs actually survived He deployed his shoot and just like I guess just floated bleeding heavily floated away to the ground and survived I mean you would think like I if you're you probably are in shock at that point and just working on like instinct, but you would think that I should fall further because I don't want to, I want to minimize

my time in the air because he can help me, right? Right. So it's like, big so? Yeah. And plus if he's really thinking, you think I'm his feet, which he doesn't have anymore, but then he'd be getting really, he's that one. He gave it to us. No, he gave it to me think I don't weigh it much.

I weigh significantly less than I did about two minutes ago. So I can actually fall further before I pop my shirt. Oh yeah, yeah. Can you imagine this walking below? I'm just having two legs, Landon. No. Or it looks like blood falling from the sky. You just get to the brain.

I can't find the video. But there was also one of this dead-evaled Skydub guy who would come really close to objects when he was got everyone, like, to be really close to the ground, like going at the same level of clothes. So there was also a guy who went really close to a bridge, like, he would go, he would come in, and people would watch and stand on the bridge of this company,

and go, like, shh, straight by the ratings of the bridge. But one time, he just hit the railings of the bridge and just went everywhere. Dead. I think I knew you'd talk about it. I knew there was a guy in front of him and it was just like pulling it, who'd already pulled a shoot.

And apparently he was just floating down and was just shouting blood. He was like, what's happening? He couldn't even see the guy because he did split in 70 pieces. Oh my. I so, I so one like that, and it was those guys who are

complete and total fucking lunatics where they jump in those like the suits Yeah, and it was like I guess his family went to take a picture and he was gonna zoom down behind them like by the cliff So they stood on the edge of the cliff and he clips the edge of the cliff on his way down like with his legs And like like complete that's be there's gonna come off. I think what's the worst injury to you when you hear about it you're like okay that guy's fucked up. What is that? Broken back? Dick cut off. Yeah. Yeah. It's got me some in dick relatives. Broken neck, cool. To me, when someone's talking about breaking their pelvis, if you break your pelvis, that should never break.

What about the badger? The worst injury is when Johnny Knoxville landed on that fucking motorcycle The handlebar yeah, went up his dick. I think he had to I think I have a catheter for like three years All is nob is gone. Yeah, so you have to stretch it out. Yeah Scott. Yeah, so you have to stretch it out. Yeah, so we've got dick and dick injury. Did they have an ad that I've seen that video. Oh, yeah, I've never seen it. Yeah, yeah. What was on Jackass? I don't remember what it was on. Oh, long time ago, long time ago on the podcast, we might have mentioned this, but fuck you. I'm gonna talk about again. Did you know that there used to be a female member of Jackass? No. Before they've got the MTV show before they got really famous, it was a female member of Jackass and she got hurt.

And she's the only member of Jackass who's ever gotten physically injured. Except for Ryan Dumb. Except for Ryan Dumb, but he was doing a Jackass stunt. And... He was being a Jackass, though. Yeah, and uh, yeah, she got hurt. She was doing a sledding thing and she like, I want to say she broke her back maybe even broke her pelvis but yet and so I think she they even pay her like she's a member of the cast and she from C.K.I.O from the other side I think I don't know here I'll look it up while you guys talk I'll look a female member of J.K.I.E. I never heard that either I think we talked about that in the podcast interesting Stephanie Hodge the lost female member of nah she's in it jackass she's in it, but she's never done it. Yeah, she's been there a few times.

She's always like plays the nurse who collects spunk samples or something like that. So she's still not even having money then. Hodge, a model actress turned agent for a Los Angeles media company served as the cast token girl in the show's early days that is until a stunt broker back and pelvis nearly paralyzing her. Oh my God. Maybe I've only seen her in the show before that happened then,

because she was always walking around. But the worst thing to me about breaking a pelvis is like, the pelvis is the only sort of big, it's like so structural, isn't it? It's like it's really thick bone. Just imagine it all collapsing and just being like soft where your pelvis is, it's gonna be, that sounds the worst, like all your stuff is just like, like the main center bone in your belly. Yeah, like the ribs are like that, but ribs are all separate. The pelvis is just like one giant bone,

it's the same as like, it's like, it's like flexible, they have like so much cartilage in there. Yeah, well, and then if your pelvis is broken, that affects your legs and your ribs and everything, else too, you can't really do a lot. I never really realized that your lungs don't, they don't breathe.

No, they don't do anything. They just sit there, they're just sacks of air. I always thought that it was your lungs pushing out your ribs when it was, in fact, the muscles in between your ribs. It's like a bellos, isn't it? Like when you're sucking out of, it's crazy. You just change the shape of your chest and your lungs expand to fill that area,

and that's what draws in breath. I think we sit like bells, that's actually a really good. It's like the diaphragm. The allergies. That's why if you get a chest wound, it breaks that like essentially that vacuum seal, which is why you can't breathe and it's supposed to be one of the most horrifying feelings ever. Well that's why they do the compressions, isn't it?

It's not caring. Yeah, I think that's a lot. I think that's a lot in the heart as well. That's like a collapsed lungs with a cause. Like you get air in there. So like put your face through the air air flows and it pushes your lung out of the way is weird as that sounds Mm-hmm, so they like suck the air back out and you're like oh my gosh Well, that's how you get a hiccups when your diaphragm and your lungs are off be it What's your obsession with the diaphragm?

I'm just thinking of the name That's the correct part of the anatomy That is the lining between your abdomen and your... Y'all keep saying you want to write. I'm saying die of a crime. Oh, Dave. Tell us everything you know about the die frame. Well, my name's not Dave, so I'm not telling you everything about anything.

I'm very, very finely annoyed at that. It's so catchy on a lot. She never liked it. She never liked it. She always played it off initially though. I know the more that I react. There was a conversation that they... Someone came in and said, have you seen Dave and everyone? Now and everyone now it's you know and then the person just walked out and I was like

She wants to be with that I tried to give you a nickname when you first showed up here I was calling you bum bum and you didn't like that either Con you Is that what you see that yeah What that I was just making weird noise yeah, I thought you were just down talking like a bridge first Hello, boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom But for five years I've just called him B and he's called me B And in all our texts it's like all right B what you're doing tonight, but he's gonna come over be it's like All right, all right Michael I tell you to come in here Michael's here But the amount like I don't want people to know that we call each other B

So the amount of editing I do in the slow-mo guys to cut out what because I never call him down in the slow-mo guys And he never calls me Jeff we just call each other B But I have to edit it out because it sounds I just Can we sit next to Tara over here? You guys can share so Michael's joining us here talk about his gummy bear and he never calls me Gav. We just call each other B, but I have to edit it out because it sounds, I just, I just, it's- Come sit next to Tara, over here. You guys can share. So, Michael's joining us here to talk about his gummy bear. Yeah, he's got the gummy bear in.

It's collapsing under its own weight. Yeah. It's awesome. It's so heavy. It's so heavy. It's so heavy. So, we were talking earlier, Michael, about the contract that you now have with Gavby to eat in five.

Do you want to read that out, buddy? Oh, do you have a contract? Oh, I got my contract. Yeah, I'll read this actually. I'll read this actually. Go away, wait, wait, wait, have a contract? Oh, I can't actually talk to him. Yeah, I'll read this. All right, all right. All right, who will go away, who wrote this? Jack wrote it while I was in the wild. We didn't get in the wild.

We didn't get in the wild. We didn't get in the wild. We didn't get in the wild. Oh, Jack wrote it? Yeah. It says Michael Jones. That's provision to you, by the way. Michael Jones.

But we'll sign it, yeah. So this matter. And Jack wrote this, right? Yeah. Okay, so he says, Michael Jones will defiantly eat. All right, bet between Michael Jones and Gabby and Free. Gabby and Free bet that Michael Jones will, defiantly eat. All right. Bet between Michael Jones and Gavin Free. Gavin Free bets that Michael Jones will not finish an entire five pound gummy bear treat

and what's the hour and a half period? Finish. What the fuck does that mean? 90 minutes period. It's people from Finland. Don't sign this. What? Finish, that's too vague.

What do you mean too vague? I guess, what does that mean? There's further description here in the contracts If Michael eats the gummy bear entirely meaning open mouth with no remaining pieces is all swallowed within 90 minutes Gavin will pay Michael Jones $500 dollars American dollars This is the worst contract ever. I don't know who hired Jack to be your lawyer. She got a fucking refund. Jackson charge of all, uh, she even had a base bet.

That's point. Michael will be allowed one point of liquid to drink during the bet. No, the liquids will be allowed. Michael will not be allowed to eat anything other than the gummy bear. Will he put like a bread? I don't know, I guess.

If Michael regurgitates the fucking... That's what I was. Anything exits his mouth, the bet is over and Gavin will be declared the victor You should clarify what a while you're eating the gummy bear not afterwards. You can throw up afterwards Also, yeah anything in the mouth so you can't mouth breathe And this is anything leaving the mouth so Yeah, I will add air to the content. There's no place like So now this is an issue really Rulane. Think about it.

Michael is not allowed to use utensils or any kind. No, why not? He, I want him. No, I want him to be thinking. Say you found a baby bear in the woods. I'm really hungry. You have to just eat the bear. Like, you know, I want to, like,

can't shreds out of the bear with your teeth. Like, I want him to just be like, ignoring the bear. What? Like a carnivore. That's so good. That's really the hardest part of the bear. of the bet a five pound bear meat of sugar in the wild and you had to take it down Gavin is saying you couldn't use utensils to do that. Okay, you need to not be falcon the woods

Would you know just the way caveman would eat a gummy bear? Yeah, that's what I know Found in its natural habitat like this We found in its natural habitat like this I'm gonna be careful cuz the mother gummy bears not gonna be far behind So say you fight a rabbit in the woods and cook it. Well, how are you gonna be it? Just gonna eat it with your feet. Don't just find a fucking five pound gummy bear in the woods I don't understand how you bring the woods into this Like I'm gonna understand what the fuck that means. You eat a gummy bear And then alien came eat a gummy bear. You're like, if you're on Mars. I'm an alien cave, you're a gummy bear.

Fucking eat it, that's it. All right, let me see, see. Oh my God. Like, it's heavy. And I'm going to have sound going to lock. No, here, this is for audio sake. I'm going to drop the gummy bear on the table, right? This is the sound that Michael's going to eat.

I'm going to eat. I'm the whole table shut. Good lord. All right. They should not care about him or share. Give me gonna heat. I'm gonna heat. I'm gonna heat. I'm gonna heat. I'm gonna heat. I'm gonna heat. I'm gonna heat. I'm gonna heat. I'm gonna heat.

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I'm gonna heat. I'm gonna heat. I'm gonna heat. I'm gonna heat. I'm gonna heat. I'm gonna heat. I'm gonna heat. I'm gonna heat. You should get that in your hand. What do you mean? He can throw up, he finishes the last bite, right? Does he have to keep it down for a certain amount of time? You're gonna throw up. No, as soon as the best time, he can get rid of it in the middle of it. When is the best time?

The best time is the best. When I eat it all over 90 minutes. Michael. Yeah. Suggestion. Yeah, definitely throw up. Well no shit! Oh my god.

This is going to be like an insulin coma. More importantly, Bernie, I'm going to get fat. Can you, can you become a diodec? When you're going to gain like an insulin coma more importantly, Bernie. I'm gonna get fat Can you can you become? I'm dying. I'm gonna gain at least five pounds now. I'm not can you have all done that thing from one day? You might be able to damage Okay, let's report it and find out I'm gonna read the nutrition information here do it. Oh my god There are 51 servings in this package wow 51 servings in this package. Wow. The 120 calories so that's like what 6,120 calories total. Well, just think there's 51 servings a serving is a tenth of a pound. Anyway, go ahead

Total carbohydrates 29 grams that's 10% of you recommend a daily value. So that's a 510% of you recommend daily value carbs. It's good. 140... Sorry, sorry. 1,480 grams of carbs. It's 19 grams of sugar for serving. So 19 times 51. 19 times 51 is 969 grams of sugar. I'm going to divide that by how many grams sugar in a coke? 35, 38.

I think it's 35. Or how do you know these things? They're old-gallenged. They need to be like, worry about this because it's like the health. I still want to going to cook. 35, 38. I think it's going to be fine. We're not going to know these things. They're old-gallenged. They need to be like, worry about this, because it's like the hell of them. I still want to get this number. 28 cooks. 28?

28 straight cooks. That's not something. Nothing. You know it's weird, Davin. How do I know that? I've always had a problem in nutritional information and food, and I think they do this on purpose in American food. Yeah, we told you about this.

They'll just obscure it by just using a different measurement. We don't use the metric system's country for for anything and all of our nutritional information is in metric. There's no explanation for that. There's no explanation for that. There's no explanation for that. There's no explanation for that. There's no explanation for that.

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I've seen jewels and kylijules on the pack. I don't really even know what calorie is. Nobody has. What the hell is a calorie? I think it's the amount of energy required. Something to say is that you need a amount of energy required to raise a kilogram of, no, it's not. See this is a kilogram of no Water one degree Celsius You got it right, but it's not kilogram how much I believe it's a gram of water. Yeah, otherwise I mean think about

For one count so you set fire to a bit of food under water What what I hate it you just convert the energy what It's the amount of energy required to raise the temperature of water. But how do you get energy? Burn it. I guess you got to create heat. So your body doesn't burn the food when you eat it to create energy. No, it's the same thing though, isn't it? Same thing. But if you were to set fire to a meal, wouldn't it raise the temperature of? Yeah, if you set something on fire, it might raise the temperature of something. Yeah, I think so burning big at fire. I swear I did like something.

What eating? I'm just going to a gummy bear be the same as lighting this. So let me just do a joke in an average can of code. What are you going for there? Average can of coke. It's 12 ounces. There is how many how many ounces of that is sugar? Do you think in 12 ounces?

I'm gonna say, so confused right now. You don't want to say. 0.5. No, it's gonna be hard. I'm gonna say one and a half. Hey, you're pretty much spot on. It's 1.4 ounces of that coke is sugar.

Damn right? Think about that. So that's like, you can have a layer of sugar. It's over 10% of it. Over% of the candy so how much of the gummy bear sugar like 10% yeah I don't know if you break it's almost 50% because the serving size is 40 grams in per serving it's 19 grams of sugar so I can get a mug of sugar you get to it but the bet basically was though that if I lose I'll Gavin 100 which is crazy and the only reason I took the bet

You should do that But that's because there's no fucking way I was betting $500 to eat this thing in an hour and a half That's crazy. I love the ingredients on this thing when you look at the ingredients unpackages Did you know this Gavin that don't ever look English? So the ingredients they list the ingredients in order of their quantities So they're relatively the highest thing like in free-toe corn chips the first ingredient should be corn because it's mostly corn And it wouldn't be one other stuff the highest ingredient everything be water. Well, yeah They don't bring that was the carbon and all that stuff

So what's not ingredient? I saw looser Water isn't ingredient if you add it separately, but they don't extract the fucking water from the sugar and measure that separately. What? They put the most the most basis. Okay, whatever. Ignorgin. So what's the thing you always they tell you to watch out for if it's like in the first three ingredients? High fructose corn syrup. Like or sugar. Right. The first two ingredients on this are corn syrup and the second one is sugar. for those corn syrup? Like, or sugar, right? The first two ingredients on this are corn syrup, and the second one is sugar. We can't fall.

We can't fall. We can't fall. Stop. There are two out of three. There's three. Two out of three. That's the third one. It's glycerin.

There's a glycerin. It's glycerin. You're going to die. You're going to die. You're going to die. So, if almost half of the serving size is sugar, that means that's like almost two and a half pounds of pure sugar. Well, in Gimian. Wow. The packaging that's like almost two and a half pounds of just pure sugar But in Gimlius. Wow The packaging to his interest is a heavy belly bear and it's mean split open and foul

It looks like the spider boss at the end of a Japanese Spawning like all these other doing gummy bears so Okay, people's opinions, Gus and Buddy and Dave, I'm only gonna lose this bet, do you think, or is Mark gonna do it? I, uh, Gordon, do you really want us to give our opinions before the contract is signed? I wanted to do it anyway, because it's a thing.

Yeah, he, I'm also a very aware that I'm gonna lose $500 on some of my kids' plans, on some of these things. It's a bunch of bars, it's a bunch of dollars. It's a big fair though. It wasn't a negotiation, You got me went. Hey. I'll give you $500 to eat that. Like that's how it started. And I was like, I want to lose $500. So my money. Don't fucking offer it to me again. Don't make the bet.

You make so many bets that you don't want to do. I mean, I have a really powerful imagination. I can't imagine you spending $500 on anything. So no, I can't figure out what else you would spend this money on. So I just spend it on this, right? This is like the only thing that I could imagine you spending it on. It seems like a good part. But do you ever have the issue where? Because I don't need that much stuff in my life, to be honest.

I... What? Go ahead. I don't like you when you say that. I'm just speaking with you. But I bought all the stuff already that I need. I don't need anything else in my life. I just need to live and not die every day. I'm achieving this thing. So you're trying to kill me

But I don't know what to like what am I gonna spend money on other than having? I what if I died tomorrow and I have savings can make a suggestion boring can make it Can I just one simple suggestion you look very serious get a fucking car get your car So the rest of us are the fucking you sure. I'm everywhere. I like that. And Jesus get a car. He's got a buy man's Martin. Remember I'm one of my first customers. Yeah, that's in my end and that takes a long time. I'm on some crap. I can't sit alone.

Do you have any fiverries? Are you gonna go with your grandkids to buy it? Wouldn't it be would it be funny though if I just pulled up one day with you? You kids, why are you talking to me me about this you've already talked about this are you totally fucking stupid? Would you be mad if you just someone pull up in a DB night? No, I would not that I would not I wouldn't give a fuck not to match you you don't have a driver's That takes 10 seconds to get it doesn't take 10 seconds

Absolutely does not take 10 seconds to get a driver's license. Well, it's not gonna take longer than saving up for an accident on it. So that's what needs to be done. And it would be how funny would it be if you stayed up for an accident on it and couldn't get a driver's license. You couldn't pass the fucking driver's six hand. What is Bernie just read on this?

I'm gonna look at this back. I'm gonna look at this back. Good Lord. Am you okay? I like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I like what you do. I also try. If you like the girl's largest gummy bear, I also try their other items. They have a gummy worm. And then I guess they need to fill in the rest of the box with something else. So one of their other top items they sell, apparently their only other item, is giant gummy bear on a stick.

I think that's a pound. They just put a stick up. No, I think it's a pound. A stick can't get, you don't have the technology to score five pounds. You know what their next product should be like the gummy centipede like three of those five pound gummy bears put mouth to Amos. The fucking gummy worms already look like gummy dildos. Look at the gummy worms.

They're like slapping them. That would be fun. They're like even funny to say. Or a gummy helmet like a beer helmet but you just like suck gummy. But I'm just eating like it's like a straw like The only the only reason I I front it this $500 to Michael is because there is no way in hell I would do that for $500. That's a good way to does a good baron Err, I can eat the the ear of that thing. You absolutely can eat the ear.

I wouldn't like it though. Dude, first of all, I'll say this, I'll say this, your biggest disadvantage is it's cherry and it's the best flavor. It's packaging, it looks like, it looks like, I mean I'm sure the company's very reputable, they're a food company in, I didn't say where. Yeah, you know, it's a real country.

Oh yeah. You made a new essay. Okay, good, made a new essay. What does that look like? It looks like a box that like the same things that fireworks come in. And it's even here they have the flavors on the side. Let me, let me read you the flavors. So if you want to do this at home, you can choose your own. There is a lot. Flavor absolutely not being

encouraging people. Oh, there's oranges coming bare. There's cherry. There's orange, lemon, lime, sour apple, blue raspberry, grape, pineapple, cola, cherry cola, fruity bubble gum, and astro bear. What the fuck is that? Astro bear, dude, I figured it was. I'll kick in a couple, everybody kick in a couple of boxes, go nuts, I'm just gonna ask the bear. If they're gonna get a Mars Hansi,

the gummy bear, that's what it was, that's what it was. You find it in the middle of the woods, you find the astro bear. I love it. Why is raspberry blue, by the way in every sink? Why is it blue there? What yeah blue Rosbury every every blue drink has blue Rosbury's What color do you think raspberry should be?

Well blue raspberry should be blue. It should be pink. I mean you think they're even white double gum pink But I guess bubble gum is actually pink bubble gum is a flavor. Raspberry is like a real thing. Boom is of course a bubble gum is a pain. No bubble gum you say it's like a fruit that gums milk this bubble gum into the cup and drink it. Oh no. It's artificial. So it's not saying that it's not artificial. No you idiot. Bubble gum is a flavor.

No, no, no, listen, hear me out. I'm agreeing with you. You can't see bubble gum is not a flavor. Bubble gum just doesn't exist naturally. What the hell is something I call it to that't see bogems not a flavor. Bogems just doesn't exist naturally What that is? Color to it that isn't is cola flavor. No, do you like milk a colin tree? What the hell is coke? So I'm gonna tell me what coke is. Why do they get it? You don't want what annoys me when people ask like what the flavor of big red soda is It's like what's a flavor of coke? What's a flavor of any soft drink you drink? It's it's fucking red and delicious You can give like it tastes like what I wouldn't call it a flavor of coke? What's a flavor of any soft drink you drink? It's fucking red and delicious. You can give it like, it tastes like,

but I wouldn't call it a flavor. But what is coke? What is it? Cola. What is cola? I believe it's a nut, isn't it? The cola nut? Get the fuck out of here.

I'm talking about my ass here. Look it up. All right, I'm on the computer. I'm looking up. Well then, you just destroyed your argument if it's a nut. What flavor is cola? I'm not gonna get this something. Government eating it is. It's not the stuff I look up. You just destroyed your argument if it's a nut what flavor It's a government eating a

It's a coal I'm actually never never drunk coke in my life except with Jack Daniels The idea of coke just on its own is just gross There is a colina is the fruit of the cola tree, a genus cola of trees dated to the tropical rainforest of Africa. The caffeine contained fruit of the tree is sometimes used to fly a renecredient in beverages. So that's what Coca-Cola comes from. Boom! There you go. They're gonna put cocaine in there at some point.

Yeah. That's what the Coca comes from. Wasn't cocaine or was it Coca? Coca-bean. The Coca-leaves. I think it was cocaine for a while in the lady team. Let's get that going I'm still stuck to can pop to you pet me up on a fucking Monday the guy. What are you doing? Oh?

Monday morning You're I'm sorry you're slow. He stares blankly, Abby. So okay, bud, so should I do this bet? Because I'm so lonely. I'm just planting personal money. You are irrelevant. You are the teeth that's taming right here.

You are irrelevant to shut up. You are irrelevant in the process. You are completely irrelevant. Michael, you should not do this bet because whatever this is gonna do your body is not Where do you say that every time I want to do it back though? You're health insurance, all right? Yeah, this is something they can you they can sit in your stomach for it can't come No, you're coming out first of all

How do you think that quickly? Yeah, do you throw it up? Do you want to do it today Michael? You can't screen on me though. All right, so is it tomorrow? Huh, let me think why can't he screen on you? I'm not gonna eat a big breakfast and then eat this thing Well, Dylan you can eat any at least a day notice I'm gonna eat five fucking pounds of gummy bear. I think I'm gonna do it Breakfast is the central part of any gummy bear But what if I put it in the egg? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't eat other foods with it.

Never mind. That's what you're trying to prevent. The only way to do it is if you have 90 minutes, that's 30 minute time periods. So if you split it up, if you divide it in three. Why did you choose thirds out of curiosity? Why did I choose thirds? Yeah.

Because it's an early hot. So you do it easy? 90 minutes, 30 minutes. 30 minutes for a third. Yeah, yeah 30 minutes 30 minutes for a third You can't really you can't really minutes for a third of like what a pound and a half every 30 minutes I've lost so I know but you can't even do that because you can't cut it into a third because like the bottom is way Heavier than the top. Well, that's is probably a third. You go like, in terms of danger. Yeah, you can figure it out. You have to do it exactly.

I'm not saying to make it out. How about I just grab it, like, sound it in the woods. Oh, my God. I'm just eating with my bare hands. You're bare hands, you all are out there. Oh, it's, God. Throw in the water, maybe it'll expand even more. It will.

I feel like we should talk about something other than it can be better. What is the bet? When is the bet going to take place? When is it going to take place? More or Michael? All right. Does it work out okay. It's gonna cost me a lot of money this This is what happened. I was ready to do the bet last week the day we were talking about is gonna do it the next day That's now and then also by the end of the day

He's all new to think about it and then he came in the next morning Let's hold off. What you do? This what you do you cold feet. Yep. I call to help me out in the bed What's that? Who wants that? You fucking started a Kickstarter bed. I, I, I, I read the ingredients out loud. That's true. We, we, the other day, Jeff and I were talking about Kickstarter. We had a great idea for a new website called Kickstarter. Where if you donate money to Kickstarter, you can take money away from a Kickstarter. Yeah, if you don't believe in the project. Yeah, or fund their enemies. Right. Basically, yeah, sure, the competitors. That are some dumb

kickstars out there. I just happily pay double. I'd happily pay a hundred to take 50 off someone else's kickstar. Oh my god. Yeah, I think Kickstarter has reached its zenith at this point. I don't think, you know, was there anything on Kickstarter that's interesting these days? Well, the penny arcade one's wrapping up. That's just about to be done, though. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I feel like it's rare that I hear something interesting on Kickstarter. Every now and then you hear about it. But how do people even hear that gets do people go to Kickstarter and just look for stuff? Yeah. Yeah. I can't even burn in the home on my pocket. Well you can get cool prototypes and stuff and do that. Yeah. So I have a

a little creeper wind up toy over there from a Kickstarter. Oh, is that what that's for? I think they still know something gig now, right? I have it probably in my, I think they did it over a gem and they put them on think gig I think or someone didn't paint the creeper probably that's not what the creeper looks like. The creeper is like it's got to have like some black on it. So that's a lot of things as well. What was the little pixel space basically?

Yeah, she just has a pixel color. It just has a shapes. So I was reading a cool story and read it. I was, I think I talked last week about when I had a migraine and everyone told me I had a stroke. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I can have a stroke. Because I'd be, can you, can you have a stroke and not have any permanent?

Yeah, yes. Maybe I had a stroke. Anyway, can you do it now? That's a question. Could he have a stroke have that effect, but then I have a permanent damage from it? I don't think he could Hmm. I think if he's gonna if he couldn't see and he couldn't think and he couldn't speak

That's gonna have some long term effect. You don't sleep that off. I think he could but I think he was a normal person Could he still would be fucked up like for a bit anyway? I was really recover Yeah, I think I'll rewire in one nap. Yeah Don't send me the story on Reddit about a guy who was just, he was driving a car, ended up having the same thing that I had like veering off the road. He got out, he couldn't speak, everything he shout out, everything he was shouting out just came out as gibberish.

He couldn't, he couldn't unlock his phone because he forgot how to, he couldn't, he knew we had to do to unlock the phone and he couldn't relate the numbers to the numbers on the keypad, and it sounded very familiar. He was shot in the head He was shot through the head while he was driving What? And he had the same effect that it basically had the same things as a stroke. That's worrying.

Wait, wait, wait, so he's driving his car, he gets shot, he doesn't know he's been shot. No, he doesn't know. He just had a ring in his ears all of a sudden. He forgot how to... And there's no blood anywhere. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. He's no blood anywhere I mean even we have a bullet in your brain it's not processing stuff correctly yeah I mean as soon as a piece of metal goes through the thing that controls everything you do you don't really it's like

it hit the bit in his head that had like the number unlock I know here is on the ground so like tonal what does that mean? So what happened the guy died no he um What can I say? No, no survived. He has mild paralysis down once I started his body and Has that it was a called a phasor? Yeah, we can't think of word is a cool person, right?

You should read it. I read there was a there's a connective tissue that connects the two halves of your brain. It's called the corpus colosum and I really study about, um, when we actually saw some film of it where they used to try to treat epilepsy by cutting that. They thought that was a way to treat epilepsy was cut. They did separate the two halves of the brain. It's survived with it cut. Yeah, but the two halves of the brain. The brain survived with it cut. Yeah, but the two halves of the brain

just basically can't talk to each other. But there's certain things that are processed in one side of the brain, not in the other. So they would cover one eye. And so you're looking with your left eye at something and then we communicate to the right side of the brain. I don't know which side does what off the top of my head. But essentially what they were doing

is they were letting people look at something where they could visually recognize it and they'd say, what is that thing? There was a picture of a it and they'd say, what is that thing? There was a picture of a spoon, they'd say, oh, that's a, and then they couldn't get their brain to say what it was, because their brain knew what it was, but couldn't communicate to the other side what they were seeing in order to say.

What if they did this to a one-eyed person? That would be a really, that would be crippling probably. But they like, they said point to the spoon, they point to the spoon, they go, what is that? That's a, then they couldn't say it. Yeah, there's a really cool show that ended up It was a pilot that didn't last very long on NBC called I think it's called three pounds because I guess your brain weighs three pounds But it was they were kind of similar to that there was similar to that story there is in the show one of the girls like couldn't Was in an accident and she couldn't talk or anything like that

So in the show they do open brain surgeries. That what she would call it. Yeah. Whatever. And they just like, I've what for me was saying they were sure pictures. They say, name this and they had a brain open when they poke certain parts of her brain. Like that would trigger certain, like, memories and senses. So she like, they'd say, like, what is this?

And it'd be a cup and she's like, smells lavender lavender like she couldn't like see like what she it was crazy Just by poking different A documentary or a TV show this was in car This is a band in her backyard You know that girl is the missing I've seen those open skull surgeries though But where they have to when they're afraid on a tumor or something, they have to have the person awake and answering questions just to detect how much damage is happening for the brain. Like they can't go too far.

They can only remove so much of the tumor before they have to stop. Or they can't start putting bits back in. But they at least, it must be so weird. I think Michael D. Fatt's documented some of that for his Parkinson's. Oh really? Like they would go in, like they put a probe down into his brain and like destroy parts parts of his brain. Well, there's no nerve in it. There are other in the brain So you can't just sensory nerve endings. You can't feel your brain right? Is that why you they can do that? What are those called the brain doesn't love itself?

That's a crazy thing about headaches. What is a headache? That's the crazy thing about headaches is your sensory it basically ends at your scalp. Yeah, so Is it like because I've heard of people when they have a leg and potato, they have like phantom feelings in where they think their leg still is, they try it like an itch, but the leg isn't there. And it's like, as time goes on, it gets higher and higher up until it reaches the stump

and it's just normal again. That's so weird that you can like, project feelings into a space that doesn't exist. Yeah, I think it might. And it's probably the same with the brain, like it projects the pain into the inside of the brain even though there's no sensory nerve in it. Right.

I don't think they really have a clear understanding of what headaches are exactly. Imagine if you could put that to an extreme where you could you could force someone to have pain like over there, like in the corner of the room. You get to people who have pain on either sides of the room and then make someone in the middle feel pain. Is that how it happens? You can explain your nerve endings to them. But if you can feel pain in a piece of your body that doesn't exist,

yes, surely you could be, they could mess with you and you could put it anywhere. Like have a pain that's really behind you and be like, ah, yeah, absolutely. How would they do that exactly? How would they do that? So these people, the people that want to project pain in your pain, for any, but they want to make you feel pain but not on your body. But behind you. Yeah, they want to abuse the pain that you think you're feeling. Like you could probably do it.

I mean, you tell people, you could probably do it. You could poke in bits of brains. Like, oh, you smell lavender now. It doesn't look like lavender. What is this? What is this? This one. I hate it.

I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I would be sitting here, like in the office, and I was like, God, my chair at home, or is he that? Is that what?

I can't, I never see it. But this place is part of it. But why are these people? Is it enough that I would say that person feels pain, not that they feel pain, oh, they're in pain. Oh, the corner of the room's killing me. I would say that person feels pain not that they feel pain The corner of the room is killing me Is the kitchen can we guys to be a juby like

I got to be like a practical application you're like oh my chair at home is gonna rip soon this stitching you started to come up with a licks about to break it's like ow you need to tighten that nail like yeah what if I hit my and I'm projected in the U-Race now my machine my gun my handgun and I turned it out to hit you with it

and you said it feels like something hurts five feet behind me that would be the weirdest thing the way I would imagine it would be like, imagine if you had an extension of your body, like a hunch or like something that came out of your body. I'm sure you used a hunch. I'm sure you used a hunch.

I'm sure you used a hunch. I got lunch. Oh, gross. That stuck out like four feet behind you. That's what I'm saying. And that's what we do. That would probably hurt anyway. And imagine itching the back of your hump.

And that's not except you don't have a hunch. I'm like, are you keep calling it a hunch? I'm calling it like a repot of all of this. Hunch. What is it? Hunch is what you do. It's a hump. It's a hunch bag.

A hunch is also like intuition. A person hunch is over it and they have a It's like calling your ladies your jumps Fucking down Someone's a hunt back that is not a hump That's a hump So why was the hunt back in Notre Dame? Because he's a hunchback

He had a hump because he has a hump He's a hunchback Oh, okay So you can't be punched in a hunch You have to punch in a hump And ducks don't actually ever duck I just want you to know that So just call that And ducks don't actually ever duck That's it's truly amazing when we teach you basic words or like basic concept

You could hunch over a a freshly cut orange I guess you could peel it off. Geez. Why is it that the lap is the only body part? Well, like you never see someone get shot in the lap. Because it's kind of a fucking legs. I'm sure. But I want it to be a movie where someone like shows doesn't, but ah, I got a shot when you get shot in the lap. It never happens. I've never seen a movie. Because the thigh. Well, it's not even, it, when you get shot in the lap. It never happens. I've never seen it. Because the lap. The thigh.

Well, it's not even, it's the lap that feels sat down. Right. But it's still the thigh. Oh, but when you stand up, your lap disappears. You have a lap. And then you just, I can't go to the doctor. I don't know. Doctor, I think I have lap cancer. Right, no. I can't.

I just have a lap. The lap is not a part of the body. It's just what you refer to. The body would form a lap. I don't know. It's not a part of the body. It's not a part of the body. It's not a part of the body. The body would form a lap. This is my turn. I don't know. But you also got a week of my lap eating aftertaste. You wouldn't tell some kid to come sit on your thighs either.

You know what I mean? I'm sorry, Gavin. Sorry Gavin. We need to give you a lap after me In the split water I didn't do it always that actually put a gray made me laugh while I was taking a sip It went everywhere and then and then Ray tried to clear up the spit. I made I'm banged his head really hard on the desk. It was awesome. Why are you making Ray clean your spit?

I don't know. You just came up and I don't know why you help me do that It's a nice reason nice. I love right? I love right? It is a nice one. It's one of my favorite. Yeah, yeah, yeah through rough patch areas on that Bernie doesn't need it's over What we gonna say is Ray doesn't actually hang out with anyone That's right she been on that right hands out with the anime is doing repose blue Well, I would love to hang out with right right doesn't hang out with anyone from achievement hunter because Ray doesn't drink and We're known to do that. He doesn't drink Why he doesn't drink no, no, no, no, we do not need a six person in here. I don't need it now.

You can believe if you want to read it. We already pushed the limits on Gus. You're just a good person. I'm gonna text right. Oh, God. Do we know why he doesn't drink? He doesn't like it. He just doesn't like the taste.

But no one likes the taste. And they first drink it. He's over 21, right? He's 22. I don't know anyone who doesn't show up. He's whiskey-ing things delicious. Well, yeah. Yeah, I don't know anyone who doesn't show up whiskey and things delicious. Well, yeah, but I don't know he was just like, oh, it's not worth it. Why would I drink it if I don't like it? Hmm, and that's it and you're just like no maybe just now

Maybe he's never had a good drunk experience. So maybe I don't know if he's ever been drunk being drunk is awesome Thank you. I'm sorry. It's a lady telling me. Yeah, you know what happens when you get drunk, Gavin wants to wrestle. I do. Oh, and you don't want to leave me. I know. My wife has put it in your must wrestle. You're going to put a tell room in London. We just went swimming the other day over the weekend.

Gavin came over and he got annihilated. And before I knew it, he wanted to wrestle. He's like, that's wrestle. I can take you. And he was just having a fit in the pool. You were that to you, right, Dave? How did I do in the wrestle? Did you say that's wrestling? I wasn't paying any attention to this.

Yeah, she was drummed too. I would guess the Michael could take you pretty easily. Am I wrong? I thought I put up a pretty good fight. He put up a fight for a drunk where like I just kind of held them on the water for a little bit and it came up. Oh, it's embarrassing for you.

We started wrestling and fighting like the day before I had to fly back to the US. And then the next morning I was in the in the terminal like he's there I was like God was my back all sore. I looked in the mirror. I had fucking bruises all up and down my spine I tackled Gus of his bed onto the ground and they said well, how what point did that stop? I don't even know dude. That was a heavy night. Yeah to be fair Gus is the one that also wanted to arm wrestle when you I still have that Sure

I'm like that isn't a like, it's my phone background. I mean, my crazy drum pick is the next morning after I tackled you to the ground. I was, I had to take the underground to get home and I actually had to get off a stop that wasn't my stop because I was gonna throw up and it's like really hot down there on the underground on the subway.

It's like, the underground does. It feels like cancer. Like when I'm down there in those tubes It feels like it feels like cancer down there. It feels like shit and heat Yeah, I think there's there's some stamina sure it's true But it's like whenever whenever you're down there It's the equivalent of smoking a bunch of cigarettes. It's because of the pollution I'm thinking about that when I go to a tunnel and they have those walkways

Yeah along the tunnel and I'm thinking if I had to walk on that walkway in here I would die apparently There's a special form of maintenance. They do where they just get the hair out of there Because the wind of the trains like I guess people lose the single Clump stuff big balls of hair It's work I'm gonna get cut from the tunnel. I'm gonna get cut from the tunnel. I'm gonna get cut from the tunnel. I'm gonna get cut from the tunnel.

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What's going on? And he asked about it. He went back to the rear galley and he asked him, why was I asked to change seats? And they said because it's quantices policy that, and apparently, it's a policy a lot of airlines have that if there's an unattended minor writing on the plane, you know, with a little tag, they were there. That they, they can't sit next to a mail, an adult mail. That's fucked up. Really? They moved in, and apparently that's fucked up really they moved him and apparently That's the rule across a lot of airlines and then this guy like and the stewards is treated them basically like a petafile You know, he was just assigned to the seat like they wouldn't speak to him and the other passengers wouldn't look at us The ancient rule that just someone hasn't got rid of that doesn't sound like an ancient rule

It sounds like an ancient rule of wine. Yeah, I'm like a new rule. That's horrible That's so stupid that actually sounds like a something'm like a new rule, that's horrible, and they had to do that. That's so stupid. That actually sounds like something is on the increase. Is that, like, for whatever reason, men are seen as, like, constant sexual predators. Also. But who's gonna hit this hair? It's hair. Do you think it's true?

Because if you look at, like, the instance of pedophilia, it seems to be mostly women teachers getting busted for sleeping with 12-year-old students. And I think that people only pay attention to that because that's unusual. I think for the most part, it's men praying praying on. You know that I did look at my plane shoulder. People do fucked up shit on a plane dude. Yeah. Yeah. Especially if you think like you're only gonna like. I'm just. Here we go. Here we go. If you see a kid like you're pedophile you see a kid you're like I'm only gonna see this kid for the next hour or two then that's it. I'm at the airport. They have no idea who I am the kid doesn't know that what's that the kid doesn't know that the kid yells and is like what the hell is my

we should be I got the perfect solution for this. Plain rides about one, an hour and a half, two hours? You take a five pound gummy bear. He gave it to the kid. Quiet kid for an hour and a half. Actually, there were people in the comment threads that are reading about. They said that the guys were like, as an adult single male, if you want to move me the fuck away from you to a plane,

I'm all about to. That's fine. Yeah, I'm fine Yeah, no he was he was this is the guy who works with kids is a nurse and it's like he just got like profile He's like, you know, go sit somewhere else Mm-hmm also First that shitty right in between like two old people you know that's the See I spent a lot of time Pee's my seats on a plane. I'd be kind of pissed if I lost my secret. I spent a lot of time choosing my seats on a plane. I'd be kind of pissed if I lost my seat.

I'd be fucking furious if someone just moved my ass. Yeah, there was actually two, other company kids sitting in front of me on a plane ride that I took recently. And one of them was having a problem because he didn't understand why his ears were pressurizing. I guess he literally never been on a plane before ever. And the kid was freaked out.

He was like, he was like grabbing in his ears an orphan on a plane. Where was he going? I mean the guy is a fancy wasn't under company minor on his first flight That's a little weird. It is a little weird. It doesn't mean orphan because his parents on that Go right. What page is that kid on a flight? Well, he's never flamethrower. He's going somewhere to see somebody, right? What part of his parents just died? He's gone to the island miss the kids. What a horrible story written to this kid. I'm on the Gavin's side. Like what parent wouldn't tell their kid? Like how does this kid get on a plane? First of all, unaccompanied like sand em all with no warning. Your ears are gonna pressurize

with no gum or anything. Would you think about that? To tell the kid that? Yes. Yes. That's the first time. It is what you need to be honest. Well, think about it? To tell the kid that? Yes. Yes. The first time. But you know, I think about it because I said it. Where are some other things you would warn a kid about on a plane? But for the time flushes are loud and they take you by surprise. The first time I ever flew was under company and my parents warned me and gave me a pack of gum.

Oh, did they really? Yeah. Okay. Well fair enough. Our in-graduation stewardesses wouldn't, you know, do the fly to tend to fly to tend to tend to fly. But I was actually trying to help this kid. I was explaining to him what it was because he looked scared, you know what I mean?

And I was like, I was just wondering, I said, hey, are you ears hurting? He goes, he goes, yeah, and he looked like, I mean, it's like a little bit teary eyed. I said, it happens, I said, it happens all the time. It's totally normal. Everybody has it. And I was trying to explain the thing

where you hold your nose and blow, and he was trying that. And like, the flight attendant came up and interrupted us and like took over, you know, which at the time I thought, okay, good. She's finally here doing her job. But now I'm thinking like she's talking to this on a company kid. Tell me in the blue. You know what? It helps when you do your eyes when you do your eyes.

This is not fun. What does that mean? You know what you're trying to pop your ass to you squeeze your nose as a blow as hard as you can. Sure. What physically is moving inside your head? There is a membrane that's like this. It's in your ear tube. It's holding up both his hands. Yeah, it's like this in like, pressurizes. It normally just sit like this. And when it pressurizes, it goes like that.

And then you blow out and it goes to the side. Yeah, so what makes it do that? There's like air being released from somewhere. It's in your sinusus. Pressure in your head. You're pressing your head. It's in your sinuses. Pressure in your head. You're pressuring your head. It really hurts whenever I do that. And also if I, like, you have to really put effort in.

So sometimes if I like, if it really hurts and I don't go all the way with it, I make it worse. Like, I feel like you have to go through the level of like, you know, I really blocked your ears and then you were into him. I've never popped my ears like that because you have to put so much effort in. I feel like I'm gonna break something.

That's really, really? You tell me to do that as a kid and I'll be like, doing it and I'll be like, I've done so much worse. I'm so messy. But then one day I was like, screw it. I'm gonna go something. You know, tell me to do that as a kid, and I'll be like, I feel so much worse. But then one day I was like, screw it, I'm gonna go, oh, and I just went, I was like, I was awesome. It feels really good, I'm bringing myself to do it. It's like when you crack your back,

and you really need to be like, oh. It's just the best feeling for you, the best random body feeling is when you crack your back. I had this thing. I'd say ejaculation, but let Let's go, wait, let's go. I was in a couch. I had like, when I took deep breaths, my chest kind of ached for a long time.

And one morning I woke up and I like, it was like someone had the TV show. I just opened my curtains and saw it was sunny day and I just went, I don't think it had a really deep breath and my, like, all my... Into a castle muscle or something, it just went, I was like, I was like, oh, and I coughed for like a minute and I was like, that felt great and a castle muscle, that's something that I just went, I was like, oh, I coughed for like a minute

and I was like, that felt great and I never had any pain after that again. But it was like the most satisfying and most painful. So that was the first day you ever took a breath. I just took a really, it was the first beautiful day in the world. Yeah, I think I marked it on the calendar. It was the one good day in August that we had.

And I just hadn't taken a really deep breath a long time I guess and the pain went away, but it was like, good Lord. It was a real pork pork to the point where it punched me in the lungs and I cough. Gavin, you're not your friend. Gavin's the guy that goes to the doctor, he's like, all right, take a deep breath.

He's like, I'm cured! You're a miracle worker. All right, we'll start breathing, don't. That's $25,000. That's a good money for you. I look when my lower back cracks, but sometimes I like, I'll lay down and I just feel like my spy and go down and crack I just want to do my elbow a lot really good

So I can crack my wrist my right wrist. Oh, that's really good. Dude. Dave can crack the net She just like pulls ahead. Do he put it on my Let me turn the volume up on that mic. Yeah, I don't know if he's really good this giggle so Mike Well now am I not even crap and that'd be great I just want to talk to her right. Oh You know we should do We should be good. Oh, no good It's not someone standing on a plastic boat we should we should do it the panel at packs Which is coming up at a couple weeks. Yeah, weeks. We should do that thing where everybody cracks your

knuckles at once, 4,000 people crack their knuckles. Oh, has that seen that that? It is the creepiest sound. It's like it's wet. I record that. I just said all of my crew. My favorite feeling though is a kid I have to run because I have a meeting that we're opening for. My favorite feeling when I was a kid was you guys talked about going swimming. One of my favorite things when I was a kid was going swimming and like three hours after I finished going swimming, I always have like water in my knee that would drain out of my ear and it was like the best feeling ever. Because it's warm.

Whatever it was, it was like that really. You know what I actually like physically run out of your ear. I have that in the day. Yeah, I have. How did you let it drain? You just let it drain? I just wouldn't even think about it. It's only when it would come out.

Like some people hit themselves in the head and all that you hear stuff every time I get all the water I just like Now you take your head to I yeah, you just thought forcefully shake your head and it's fine. I just go pop up and comes right out I never would come out it does feel great like I never I never worry about it because I was not one of those kids who had Your infections. Yeah, I always felt bad for those kids because I never I don't want to hear infection even is I was I always felt bad for those kids because I never I don't want it. You're infection even is I was For kind of all the time. Did it's thing or what does it feel like? Yeah, it's burns it is It hurts I didn't have one once it just feels like there's someone with a pin and occasionally they just go I just give it and then it would be okay for a bit

It would be like the pain level will go down to like a four and it's like seven Yeah, I used to get him so often they wanted to put those tubes in my ears. Yeah, like I forget what they call it But they'd like you you know, put, like, I guess I'm to relieve pressure or something, and it goes into your sinuses. It's drainage. Yeah, it's just like, like, pukes a little whole of the membrane,

and it does have a little grommet there. Yeah. That reminds me of the people that had of the worst feeling I could think of, is when you fucking, like, suck water up your nose in the pool, I feel like my brain is melting. I'm like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, you just go to the side of the pool and just like, all this stuff, not in the pool. I feel like my brain is melting. I'm like, you just go to the side of the pool and

just like all this snow out. That's cool. And so why that comes out. And you're like my eyes roll watering. I feel like I've been hit with tear gas. That is the worst feeling ever. It has a taste or like a smell. Yeah. Up your nose or the different smell. Just smelling water. Yeah. Five minutes ago is brain. We were worried about a wrap-up anyway. We're like an hour and a half. You know when everybody is back on. He's gonna come in like three or four times before he's properly left. Well we got it. we're already gonna wrap up as it yeah Yeah, well that was enjoyable Gus. Do you feel any better now that we've had a couple of loves? Yeah No, I guess in a bad way today

Small in his face and I walked in that explains it Michael put me back in a good explains it. Michael put me back in a good mood. First time you're on your head. Yeah. I'm gonna go move to the side, Michael. All right, well, we're gonna wrap up. What is this? We got, I guess I should plug our upcoming events. We're doing Fan Expo in Toronto on the 23rd, I think, 23rd, 26th, and then

PAX Prime in Seattle. I believe it was 31st to September 2nd. Awesome. So if you live in either of the cities or go in those events, come by and say hello. Yeah, he's going. I believe for Fan Expo, we're sending Barbara, J. or Dan, and Jack. For Pax Prime, I don't remember off the top of my head. I know it's me, Bernie, and some other people. Jack, I've got Jack's also a Pax Prime.

Jack's going, and then I remember who else. Some other people. Sweet. It'll be on the website all right well thanks for listening bye later y'all describe the show to a newcomer and a more familiar way do you like apples? all right example together in trepid hosts charmic homes charmic homes are free of ideas of nothing to do with this podcast analyze various unsolved and rooster teeth cryptic podcast face. Call to action. Feel

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