Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #180

Episode Date: August 23, 2012

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Now hey, dude, I like girl I like guys and then like girls to me I love hearing shit in theme songs that I forget that we said at all during a pass podcast. That's up there for me. That's top three. I like that theme song. Yeah. That theme song reminded me of something out of Drive in the beginning. Got me jazz for work. I feel like I should be walking through the office and slow

on them and looking at people, like, clearing it down. What do you want? Can you borrow Carrie Scorpion jacket? Carrie Rock is too well. God. Did he stop wearing that thing? Yeah. I've never seen him wear it.

I saw it the day he got it, and that was it. He was so fucking proud of that. He just watched Drive, right? I just did. For the first time. I did. It day he got it and that was it. He was so fucking proud of it You just watch drive right I just did for the first time I did it's good movie. How was it? It's pretty good I like it. Did you like it? It well that like I mean Okay, I guess we're far enough away from from the release so we can actually talk about a little bit But the main character driver in that movie he just like he reminds me out of like like what is it Larry from mice and men or whatever Yeah, like kind of like you know, he's quiet then all of a sudden, he's like viciously brutal. Oh, this is quite...

He's like, I could totally picture him doing. He was hugging that blonde lady a little too tight. She died in his arms. But, yeah, I mean, I don't know, that was pretty good. I will say that the Christina Hendrix scene, that's all I'll say, caught me completely off guard. She comes out, I know that, right? Holy shit. Have you seen that movie, Bernie? I have. Yeah. I didn't caught me completely off guard. I know. Holy shit.

Have you seen that movie, Bernie? I have. Yeah. I didn't remember a lot of it. Oh, OK. I showed Gavin that movie a couple of weeks ago, and he said, man, the main character, like, Rangos and most of love to script,

because it's like close up of me. Close up of me. No dialogue. Another close up of me. It's like, hardly any lines. It's just him walking around a store, and it's just on his face. And he's walking around. He's around like this movie's just about me

I think all the pickup shots are his abs. They're just like we need to close up a bed. That's it But there was a reddit post that somebody put up where they say can we please stop this and it was pictures of a bunch of people wearing the drive jacket nice and I think After that I will say Albert Brooks was great in that movie. He was kind of First is great never movie like sucker punch. Yeah, he's in sucker punch. What right? I'm thinking of the other guy. I'm sorry. No, he's not sucker punch. Who's the other guy the Al Franken? No, the one gets beaten out of the girl's boyfriend. Such husband who as a kid? Oh, he's a much Standard yeah What was the character's name and drive standard? Oh, I see okay? Okay, I never saw something I did

No It didn't seem appealing I don't know what sucker punch. Yeah, I've got it a few to borrow. Yeah, it's good Visually, it's pretty incredible the movie itself is not great. I still a trailer for a movie that I'm really excited about is it cloud Atlas? No, no, what is that? That's the new Wakowski siblings movie I guess it's that terrible oh my god So just like joking around talk. Yeah, so there's three directors for the movie. It's it's a lot of Wakowski and And Andy Wakowski and some other guy whose name I forget if you direct a movie before and after a sex change You get credited twice

So in person what like jury if you get the sex No, but they made this like this directors intro where they were talking about the movie and it's like There are them all being goofy and funny about it And it's like that's like way too fucking long and it is terrible and then it leads into a six-minute trailer their movie Really? Yeah, basically they said we didn't know how to cut a trailer. So we just made a really long trailer They literally say that in the thing right? I mean it's it's bad. That's really weird Yeah, she's an incredibly unattractive woman You know the thing to everyone's all surprised you said Lana is now. Yeah, Lana Lana

Used to be Larry wakowski. He used to be Linda wakowski. Everyone's just like really big into her completing the transformation But I thought that was done after like the last matrix movie Well, the big deal is this was the first time she came out publicly and like was on a video of her I had seen maybe so making an appearance. Yeah, like actually, you know, say hi. I am Lona Winkowski. Yeah, apparently According to the tabloids that that was a pretty bitter divorce when Larry Winkowski got divorced before he made the switch and His ex-wife or his estranged wife who

was getting divorced from him at the time was just apparently brutal in court, like detailed like his dominatrix mistress and all this stuff and it was just pretty hardcore. Well it definitely explained a lot of the scenes in Matrix 2, you know, I think. I hope he or she has found himself for herself. Herself? Yeah. I hope he has found someone inside. Yes. I am going to see, let's do a quick judge here. Does Mr. Slash Mrs. Wikowski look better as a man or what? You mentioned tabloids.

When did tabloids go from like crazy, totally unbelievable stories to like Hollywood gossip with the world news to us weekly. Yeah, what happened to batboy And you know big foot was in my supermarket and shit like that now it's you know, I don't know It's not nearly as entertaining in your daughter and meets with aliens. Yeah, okay There's Larry wakowski. Yes, okay, that's circa the matrix era. So everyone want to see here 90 Everything off the there's Larry wakowski, okay, okay, that's a horrible I think you're you're trying to throw this competition now show me the money You're gonna pick a bad picture than a good

Here's a side by side here's Larry and Lana See what I saw when I was just the last time was just earrings on that. And I was like, that might be a negative choice. She looks like someone I would see at that ICP rally. She looks like Lily Dallas. She's gathering the juggles. I could totally see that. Lily, do you know this multi-bests?

She's different. Look how much happier she looks now. Yeah, she looks way half the way. Oh no. You know, if I could get a school hair, though. She's pink dreads. It's awesome. I don't think I've ever seen pink dreads.

How do you die dreads? I don't know. I ever seen pink dreads. How do you die dreads? I don't know. I don't get dreads. Is it awake? She's probably fake. Probably is. That makes sense because yeah, you know, she was bald You know, 10 years ago. You was striking as a fan of dreadlocks. You know, he could totally run. He's fucking lazy and dreadlocks are people who don't wash their hair So I could not see. He's too happy with his hair. He puts that little bit of product in it. That's true. I'm very proud of it. I'm not lazy in the sense that I don't cleanse myself. I have a shower every day.

Okay. You can still wash dreads. You can shower when you have dreadlocks. No, no, you can't really wash the dreads, can you? Hey, Kim. Well, you like put soap on the outside and then you go squish-quish. That's you. That is you, man.

Squish-quish-quish-d. It helps the cleaning process. Squish-quish-qu cleaning process I'm happy to have somebody else on the podcast but I do say hello to everybody okay I'm happy to have somebody else on the podcast Lindsey in particular today who makes sound effects well she makes motions ever since the one you story you told about feeding the horse or uh yeah yeah every time I see an animal like Michael and I went to this forest reserve where like giraffes would poke their head in the cart and eat it.

And I was like, oh, mush, mush, mush, mush. Because that's what they do. You did a thing that was an Aussie life, where you'd spill food all over my desk or something. And you were describing what happened. You're like, I was just eating, like, I'm just literally... Yes.

...and I was just like, Oh, there's also animated adventure. With Drunk Burn, you can you put the bottle down and it goes, but don't... I'm not that excited for everything that I hear. It makes me like, great. I haven't shown you this week's animated adventure with drunk burn you can you put the bottle down and you go but don't I haven't shown you this week's animated adventure yet but it's you and Gavin in the hotel out at VidCon oh drunk

I think I didn't want that like talk to Alex and am I adventure well you brought it up in another podcast I was very game alright you see there's a Jordan added a some motion blur when you when you kick him in the elevator. Really?

Yeah. Is there a little focus at any point? In the last animated adventure, I could have sworn I saw a facial expression. So that's not right. I got new eyebrows in the last animated adventure. How do you feel about new eyebrows? I like them. I don't know.

I think it's a red crown guy. I got the new beard, but now that I, like, shortly thereafter I shaved my beard and that's something I have to grow it back out. It doesn't know. I think it's a you have a crime guys. I got the new beard, but now that I like I shortly thereafter I shaved my beard and I saw him have to grow back out It doesn't matter. It becomes part of your car. That's fine. I even won't see you wear the bitch Hey, okay, you know where I've got it. Where it? Okay? I'll wear the beer shirt and then also wear the fake beer That would be awesome. Hey, do we have the beer shirts it packs or it fan X? I have no idea. Okay, maybe.

Do you know if you write these pants? Yeah, so I'm working on this. I like the fact, did you see the picture of the beer shirt in the store? Yeah. Michael and I sabotage that picture. Did not notice when I linked that in the recap. That's a great photo, by the way.

We both pulled up that stuff. Yeah. No, the best part was, so after we were done taking the photo, you guys still had your pants around like your, you know, your size that point. And you both stood up and your pants hit the ground and then we look over and a volumine is over by the trash. I've never put my shirt on this quickly as that. And Michael's is like, wave is like, hi, I'm off.

It's like pants around his ankles. Like awesome. I love this company. Wave into HR with just in your boxers. Okay. When I, it's working, yeah, with just in your boxers, okay. When I, it's working, yeah, and you're working. Yeah, and you're working, getting paid to do that. Oh, man.

Getting everybody, this is a podcast what even know who Yvonne is. I don't know. How we mentioned Yvonne before? Yeah, Yvonne said before. How? Yvonne said before. How?

Yvonne said before. Yvonne said before. How? Yvonne said before. How? Yvonne said before. How? Yvonne said before. Yvonne said before. Yvonne said before. Gus doesn't know what what church we're sending to convention because now Evon does that as well. Yeah, you've on sent them I've on and Ashley. I assume I would imagine nobody knows Ashley. Yes. No, no, you're speaking Ashley on the podcast Ashley, I think do you know anything about Ashley at all? No, I think I said two sentences to her the entire time

He's worked here and she may have said one back me I remember every conversation I've had with her. She came in so she said this is for you I need something I said thanks. That's it. That's it. That's all we've done. Are you intimidated by her because she's so tall? Yes, she is quite tall. She plays basketball and she wears heels at work, which makes it even more. Does she really? Yes. That's unfair. That's just rubbing you. I like the the bull pin upstairs becomes the blonde pin Let me notice that and miles. Oh, yeah, well It's like pretty much everyone in the middle of that room upstairs is that blonde and miles and mine So what you miles out of there? We're the process of expanding the achievement hunter office

They're just having diamonds here. No, we're getting a pop up there. Are you kidding? That's awesome? Who miles does? Yes, God, we were given miles and mitigating shit the other day Yesterday what you were with me because his girlfriend's going to France for four months. Oh my god So it's just like four months. That's about eight French dude He was like four months. That's like four months, that's, he's like, carefully, that's six French dudes. I'm like, give her more credits, man. Marse, just like, what do you do? Marse is bummed.

What do you do when your girlfriend goes away to France? For four months. I couldn't do that, four months. I just, I just say Celia. Get, but you have no level of commitment at all. It's like, four months, it's like. Enjoy your trip. It's like eight French dudes.

We're doing it. Gav, I just went on a two week vacation and Gavin wanted to hold a funeral. What? You know, like a dog in that way. It's like, oh, she's gone. She's just, he was pacing the horse looking for.

Outside out of mine. Gavin, at least, she's not even waiting by the door with his tail wagging. I've gone. It's on to the next one. Gavin, at least he's not even waiting by the door with his tail wide open. I don't. He's on to the next one. He's just sitting in here chair moping. Somebody else will be nice to me. Like an old shoe in his mouth.

Sometimes I turn the radio on and off as to make him feel a little better. No. He thinks it's a human. Who is your oldest friend? What's the longest friend going back? Dan from Slomo, guys? No. I have a friend called JD. I've friend going back Dan from slow mo guys? No, I'm a friend called JD. I've known since I was five really I come under

JD clearly is best friend of all time. I play squash for them sometimes squash really is that like a metaphor? Can we talk about something since you're mentioning stupid sports that they play in the UK? What's wrong with squash? It's perfectly fine people it's good run around for now. It'sable rackable is better. Jacob. You're good at rackable Um, I played it once or twice and I was pretty good I played tennis when I was in high school I'm surrounded by people who are good at like get sports like annoying like ultimate fricking frisbee Okay, mr. Squash I'm not good at squash

I told people I'm good at that stupid horses you've throwing things I'm good at unapplaunched Bargain at bars for it. You try to teach me to play horses and I was terrible at it because I was way too drunk I was like Jack you're teaching me wrong. Well, we were playing washers and you were trying to play horses You're the wash I don't think he got lost in Trest quicker than washes in any sport. I throw it once and that was it for me.

There is a bar sport that I love, which is, it's kind of hard to explain, but you stand facing a wall and there's a hook on the wall. I know, there's a lot of it. They have a ducts. From the ceiling, they have a string with a ring, a metal ring on it and you swing The ring at the wall and try to hook it on the hook. Oh, it's fun. Yeah, so it's better than washes

Yeah, it's I'm so good. It's nice to be because you can play it with one hand so you can drink with the other You know, it's really shitty at that who's that everyone at mega 64 Yeah, we played it at we were now with them For RTX, I don't know one of the bars in 6th Street. It was one of those ones that has an upstairs. Is it Buffalo Billiards? Nope. Was it Shakespeare's?

It was like between Buffalo and... 9th year old. Which is literally every bar in 6th Street. Yeah. And they're in it down to three blocks in 6th Street. Shakespeare says it upstairs. The blind people. No, it's on the...

Anyway, we're gonna bore the shit out of everybody. It's not. But it's on the... Let's get the, anyway, we're gonna bore the shit out of everybody. No, but it's not the, it's not the, it's more a local. It does the sound side of the street. Okay. But I was gonna say, Gavin talking about shitty UK sports. And we ever talked about netball before? Did you, what the hell is netball? They play in the UK, dude, okay.

I was about to get ball without running. So I watched the entire, or not the entire limits, but I watched a lot of the Olympics. I didn't see a single men's basketball game, but I probably saw eight women's handball games or the hell I think it's called. Yeah. And like feel hockey, like really, like we're seeing this stuff,

but not like the cool sports. And they took out baseball from the Olympics too. Baseball is gone. Yeah, baseball is on top of all. Baseball is international sports. What's wrong with baseball? No one in Europe is play baseball. So just because no one in Europe plays baseball. I'm sorry. No one in Europe is play baseball so just because no one year plays baseball

Yeah, they did not the point they play in Europe. Hey Gavin. You have you ever played baseball? Let me ask you this. What do you think? Have you ever put on a small town in South England? Have you ever put on a baseball glove and just played catch? I have and I'd put on Jeff's glove and I threw the ball and I hit million the mouth. Nice. Oh my god. Wow.

I was knocked to a tooth out. Literally the first. Oh you know when the broker, how'd you break your tooth? No, no. But literally the first time I threw a baseball, I threw it a million like under after catch. She missed it and just hit a straight mouth. That was it.

Catch your. In the first time I threw something, I wanted to be a toddler. Yeah. But it's great called you something I wanted to be a toddler. Yeah Great call dude. I wanted to be a toddler You should just throw your hands over your head and go I win Scream baseball three love on the wall or just shop in your face. So you have squash. Yeah, we have racquet ball Well, we have squash too. We do here. We have racquetball. Well, we have squash too. We do. But nobody plays it. Racketball is just a bigger ball. When people show up at the

Racketball courts with squash racket, you're like, you know what I'm playing? We're going to be boarding after a vegetable. Today I learned squash and racquetball are two different things. I love the exact same thing. And netball is you can't run and dribble. You can pivot and there's no backboard and you kind of just have to go, let me explain. I'm going to play netball ball The best way I can, guys neck ball is you play basketball But the person with with the ball is not allowed to move Okay

So when you get the ball you have to freeze And then you... So imagine someone foot So it's kind of like ultimate frisbee a matter Yeah So imagine someone still in one foot Like ponsing the other foot around And someone in front of them doing like waving their arms over them

That's neck ball Pretty much And it's like there's a back There's like a basketball goal, but no backboard. It's basically no backboard apparently. It's just like a stick on a hoop And you have to like can you dunk it? I don't know No, because you can't move You've a jump right or When when when is it illegal when the other when you're

When you're playing touch in the ground again or when it leaves the ground You're asking me because Gavin won't know any of this Yeah, how can you not know this you played this for I've never played netball at one point that I said I played netball It's a goal spot. I thought you played the school girl well Well technically softballs girls I'm I miss this like two conversations What are you saying about Lizzie's dad? Yeah, I got that guy. Get that. That answer in our question. I miss this like two conversations happening. I miss that.

I said if Nick balls a girl sport, then that solves our question. There is no dunking. There you go. It's all just pivot, find the men with the balls. It's just fun to be nice. Back court? OK, I'm going to read this here real fast.

So basically, the racket ball is, you play racket ball court, and if you play squash, it's you show up to a racket ball court with badminton racket. So it's the same court just different gear. Pretty much and a different ball. I thought squash you couldn't let it bounce off the back wall or something. How do you it compounds off the back wall but below the line. Below the line. Isn't that like racket ball? I don't know. I've never played that. You'll have to fucking see me if you want to. Yeah.'ve never played that before. Racket Bowl. You don't have to fucking see me if you want to. Yeah.

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A glee key is when you open your mouth and all that spit comes out. Yeah, the day it's alive from your glade. Or to that person from that show called glee. They did the tribute thing at RTX, right? They did yeah, we had a geek to drink event at RTX that I had a The opportunity to help run and it was awesome. It was loads of fun We had I think about 200 people in our room and we filled it to the point where we had people on the floor So and we still had to turn about 200 people away. So this geek bull 7 to be an Austin February That's probably which you went to geekball six. Yeah, is that right? We yeah, yeah, we unintentionally represented Seattle for people six the world geekball. Yeah, we stepped in at the global level

Do you have a gleeve accident? Oh, yeah, what are you on once when I was I was stacking veg at the supermarket I used to work at I got stuck in some sort of weird permig leak where it was just like just Gizzing from my mouth for about four seconds. I couldn't stop it. I was like I Just amazing That'd be a great like if we get could close up of a Slivergland. Great Slivergland. Oh, that'd be awesome. You put it down on my desk because we were talking to someone like a conference call and

I looked at the screen and I was like wow that was an awesome shot. There is a point where you just get past the point where you spit when you talk, like you know, you just get past the point where you spit anymore. I think you know you just get past it. I think it's like 65 and it's just like talking through pockets of saliva that just come out. I have a problem where I unintentionally drool a lot. I've listen to podcasts the other day where you drool during the podcast. Yeah I go just sit there I'll be like oh I just drooled on myself.

I was drooling my sleep but I usually end up falling asleep on the person next to me on planes so that's always awkward when I wake up on their children like oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry The Gavin is broke I I drew a crazy about when I sleep like Stop it especially because my mouth is open and I guess it's supposed to like make it all evaporate, but just like pools. Oh yeah. I drew about a desk in high school, fell asleep and went, wow, I'm like a big puddle of trill. I'm a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of a trill of on a plane, I had my, I was asleep with my mouth open and the other person was asleep with their mouth open. And then they seized, they seized the mouth. That's true. That's not

true. Yeah. You're dead then. Yeah. That's like the beginning of one of those disease movies like KJN or outbreak or something. Yeah. It literally went all out my face and all over the walls of the inside. Oh, you know what what that is so gross of a thing that there's no word for that on the internet Like there's no turn yet to describe accepting a sneeze at that point at that point you should have just opened My kiss that person right like that fuck it. Yeah No, it's like a 45 year old dude. Yeah, who's Larry? So wait a minute. Wait a minute.

You yelled at the woman who woke you up on the plane. What did you do to the person who sneezed? I sneezed so faintly. It was a polygetic because it woke him up. I didn't wake me up. I'm so sorry, I didn't know you were there or something like that. I just was like, you're stuck in a locker. Have you ever in your life sneezed in your sleep? Yeah. I think this is what we like is finished I did. I got a lot of hair. Have you ever in your life? Sneezing your sleep. Yeah. I think this is what we like is fetish for some reason.

Yeah. I think this is something on the plane that's teasing me. No, it's just dosing or something. He didn't know I was so close to him. He sneezed. But he still turned. Door head. His head was already turned. He didn't like aim it into my mouth. Yeah, he did ahead of time. Yeah. Yeah. But you can feel a head of time. Yeah. Yeah, but you can feel a sneeze building up. You know when it's coming. And how did you not know you were next to him?

Well, he didn't know when someone's next to you on a fucking point. He saw you got on the point. He also goes to the east to your side. No, I didn't know what I was doing. I was at that. I didn't know my face was like on the seaport. So that's the reason he was there. What if you were there anyway?

Your face wasn't pointed at. It would just sneeze on the back of my head. It would sneeze on you anyway if you were looking straight ahead. It would sneeze on the side of your face. Yeah, that must warrant like it's a punch I mean just a media reaction. No, no, no, something fishy is going on here. Yeah, agree You should turn around it. He's fucking waiting. So I should be more suspicious than I was I kind of just accepted when did this happen? 2009 probably at least still alive. I was on the way here 2009 probably at least still alive. I was on my hair. Yeah That's so gross. You know one of my favorite prank to do is to after I wash my hands like a sink I walk it behind somebody and I just I just go

And then flick my fingers in the back of them with and they get that wet splat Look at me They want to murder you. When they turn around. I think I've done it in a gamut of 10,000 thirds. Doing something that's not shitty, but tricking someone to think that it is is the best. I once had a curry, I like curry sauce that would live my mouth,

and I pretended to wipe my mouth on the back of Dan's nice butt-n-up shirt. I thought he was gonna smack me in the face. He was so mad. And I was being like the real dick man. I was like, well, so what? You don't have to look at the back of your shirt. I was gonna smack me in the face. He was so mad and I was being like the real dick man I was like, well so what you don't have to look at the back of your shirt I was gonna see that. He was like, you see it's my shirt, you be crazy Probably should. He's like, he's one nice shirt. I did it with my hand

Like I just brush my hand on the cross it back. It was great So last week we finally broke the top five most downloaded podcasts on IK Global, yeah, that was the fifth most downloaded iTunes. Global. Yes. That's in the world. That was the fifth most downloaded podcast. That's right. That's crazy. Awesome. I feel sorry for all this. Thanks. And we were finally the number, obviously we're the number one in games and hobbies.

We finally beat NPRs. Wait, wait, don't tell me. Yeah. And Tartock. What's up? NPR. Fuck them. Never thought that was going to happen. The crazy thing was I went on iTunes and I went to the games in Hobby Category and then looked at the rankings of the top 200 most downloaded podcasts. It's like once you get down like beyond like 30 it's just like it's

crazy how much the back catalog is being downloaded. It's just. Crazy to see. Why don't we have more goddamn sponsors? We have two of this time. Yeah, we've had two sponsors like last few weeks. I like to read this. Alright, let's wait for you. Let's talk about this sponsor then. Let me read this and then you can talk about what you're doing there, Gaff. This podcast is also brought to you by Onnet.

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Yeah, I said, we're going to have these guys sponsor, which we definitely try these things out. Yeah, I wanted to try. I didn't want to be left out of this experiment, but I've never taken pills before, so I actually had to learn how to take pills. You know, having them? Having them, having them, having them taken pills in his life. For the lift dump, we started taking these last week.

So for the lift dump, ask Varebrush, he has a video of him taking these pills for the lift dump we started taking these last week so for the lift dump ask bar brush It has a video of him taking these pills for the first time Well, I was pretty confident You know like put the pill on the back of your tongue and then just swing it down with water I did it when it was going down which I was excited about because I've never swalless something so big and it was like in my Asophagus and Jack flicked me in the throat. No, I rub your throat And Jack flicked me in the throat. No, I rub your throat I Pops contracted or something

All right, no you've got pills right that you should you should try taking a pill right now on just just to clarify here You said it was that we filmed him for the first time taking these pills. It was his first time taking a pill Life he's never taking a pill. I can't believe that, Gavin. I can't. I was that possible. Why don't I medicine? I take it. I know.

Because you've never taken one. I've taken painkillers before. It was like the idea of a medicine. It was like the idea of a medicine. It was like the idea of a medicine. It was like the idea of a medicine. Yeah, I've taken like the ones that dissolve in your mouth. I've never swallowed like a capsule or a pill.

All right, swallow that capsule. That's pretty fucking amazing. Yeah, to go through that much of your life. Well done, sir. well done, sir. Well, thanks. No, I'm very, very, nothing. So there's two different things that this pill does. So there's two different uses on the directions.

And Gavin and I have been taking the different off of my hand. The five areas for the different effects. Can you do it? So Gavin's been taking it for the enhanced performance. He takes it in the morning. Shall we go down your throat? The other thing this pill does is it gives you more REM sleep when you're asleep.

So I take it at night before I go to bed and I dream, do, and on, don't. You are not asleep. You remember you dream. Yeah, just do it for everyone, but it can give you lucid dreams. Sweet. I have not had lucid dream yet. I've been taking it for like a week. But I mean, I swear from the time my eyes close to the time they open, I am just dreaming

like a motherfucker When you finally a dream is the dream what will you do what will be your first? I have no idea but dad who takes it in the morning. He doesn't even take it for the dreaming aspect He said that he can't stop dreaming either. I really I'm not being funny I think I have about 700 dreams per night now like when even when I'm like dozing, I'll like I'll snooze on my alarm. I'll fall asleep for five minutes and I have like a four hour lecture from Bear Grills on how to build a bed that's flat on a slope surface.

I Gavin on Bear Grills today. It was, why is he so straightly? I'm not. Good day. That's how I hear him, like, oh. But yeah, I'm just dreaming. I'm like the longest dream in the world. Bear Grills is getting really impatient with oh But yeah, I'm just dreamt you whatever it was It's like the longest dream in the world bad bills is getting really impatient with me as well because I wasn't doing it right

Don't be getting everyone Why am I dreaming about I remember it. I've not remembered a dream in months. It's crazy I just want to point out also Gavin has tried swallowing a pill and made it into a throat and then he spit out Don't stop drinking the water. Keep drinking the water. The entire time the pill goes on. You're just taking little sips. Just keep drinking. I got it.

Congratulations. So how long before you start taking this stuff, did you, before you start having a lot of dreams? First. I'm gonna dream like an absolute slut. So if you're doing that, you've like four to six hours before you go to sleep, you take them. So like when I after I ate dinner, I take the pills and then I turn it like all like you said, like sometimes I'll get home after work and I'll go to sleep you take them so like when I after I eat dinner I take the pills and then

Like you said like sometimes I'll get home after work and I'll no it was off at like five ten minutes It's like a video game like the loading screen is your waking like As soon as you fall asleep all the carrots bust down ever thing adventure It's really really interesting. I actually I don't think it's like the REM is meant to be the part of your sleep cycle that... The refreshy. It makes you refresh. I wake up exhausted. No, you...

I wake up like I've just been like, you know, it's like four, I've fought the dragon and rescued the princess and then I... It shuts a bed and it's just like going on that. If anything, like I have trouble waking up in the morning. I feel like now, after the first two minutes I'm out of bed, I'm wide awake. Like it used to be, I would drive. I'd get here to the office,

I'd be like, well, how did I get here? I mean, you're a misery in the morning. You know what? So I don't know if it's because I dream more or what, but I feel more awake in the morning. I've been doing a lot of research on sleep because we have an upcoming project that's kind of based around sleep.

And I discovered something really, really cool. It's a kid by the name of Randy Gardner, and he's the record holder for most amount of time with that sleep. He just decided he was going to try to break the record. Oh, God! That's been the most unpleasant experience. 17 years old, and he did 11 days without sleep. Oh, jeez.

How did he die? How did he die? Well, he was fine. He was he was just his mental acuity just disappeared. He he that's like halfway through the experiment. He would have full-on hallucinations of I'm in a different place. He like he thought he was at the Rose Bowl, winning the Rose Bowl. Like in while people are talking to him. So like a waking dream almost? Yeah, he was in total. I've had hallucinations are a big thing with sleep deprivation. I've had hallucinations after two days of no sleep

No, really happy. Yeah, it's one of the likes like seeing stuff that in the corner my eye and stuff like that not like full on You know change of location I seem you were awake for two days for work or something like that right you weren't awake for two days just for the fuck of it I Probably did it was probably for work and then the next day I didn't want to sleep in the through the day. So I tried to stay awake all day I would never torture myself like that depriving myself of sleep I think I had to I had to be at work the day after so I couldn't have a wrong sleep pen No, I didn't really sleep for 28 hours straight after that. Yeah, that was a different time

But there was a time where I did like five 18 to 20 hour days in a row and it got to the point where I slept over 24 hours Jesus I've done that that's crazy. I think I was sick though I think like there was something wrong with me because that's not natural right? I know I know that's not Two hours later than I went to sleep, but it was a day into hours. I was even stroked before here I don't know. Have you got the cascading yet? No, we got a letter from a doctor. Yeah. It was a good spining. What was the name of the thing? Esquith. Are they? You're having another one?

A trend. As if it had to be. It was a thing that happened to my mom. You guys were talking about how people can't make a full recovery. But she had the same thing. She was talking to my dad. And like, she stopped making words. She started going like, we're loving it. No, no, no, no, no. That's what I'm saying. I think you just spoke to me.

Where are you telling us to worship Satan? If it's rewind, it's more like, niship, nip it, tup, tup, tup. But... Have you ever tried to listen to stuff backwards? Yeah, it sounds so weird. He doesn't sound how you'd expect it. But then you try to pronounce stuff backwards

and then play it backwards to see if you can... if you can do that. You ever tried that? Yeah. It's pretty amazing. We try that. We put in some backward masking stuff in some early episodes of reverses blue. I think I just just record my name backwards What's that you tried to say it backwards? I saw my name back because it'd be like you're if new back and it's gonna come out as gamma free

I heard my thing that Gavin was doing I'm sorry to interrupt your story Gavin was telling me this thing the other day he was doing where he was bored So he's at home and he's got soundtrack open, and he's trying to talk into a mic in a way that makes the way for make the shape of a dick. That's how bored he is. Oh no, that's a bit, yes, you have to put it. Yeah, it would probably go up on these.

So what was the sound that most closely resembled a dick? You have to like, we want to bullseye. You want to bullseye, and then shove, and then helm it, so you have to be like, ah, ah, ah, ah. Oh. Ah. I want someone to make. We want to bulls and then shaft and then helmet so you have to be like Someone to me please no, the number five five I'm just going to put the screen. Take a screenshot. I'm going to put the screenshot. I'm going to put the screenshot. I'm going to put the screenshot. I'm going to put the screenshot.

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Does the fun enough? Find other ways to waste your time Yeah like go smash another towel in the face on the face I did do it stuff when I was bored there once I was stood in front of a mirror and I was waiting for Something wait for a minute I was waiting to grow up. I was waiting for my reflection. He's got a blink.

I'm going to see it. I always miss it. He's going to fall asleep and I'm going to sneeze in his mouth. No, I was pretty waiting for something to render on my computer. So I just went and looked to myself and then I said, I don't have a mirror in my room when I'm still in the home. He's making a very cute thing on the room. And the mirror talking to that handsome guy in the bathroom.

I'm not the one. So I don't have a mirror in my room. I just just hear that way. When I used to live at home. And so I never used to see my reflection. I used to sort of, when I do, I look in the reflection of a car as I walk by and like sort myself out, I'd look in the reflection of a car as I walked by and like, sort myself out if I look like CREP.

So I just walked up upstairs to the mirror and I thought, I'm gonna find every muscle in my face with my brain. So what I wanted to do was get my top lip to point in one direction and my bottom lip to point in another direction, like that. See, one bit. Everyone on podcast, if you'll enjoy that.

And I could obviously, I couldn't do that. So I was like, I just sat there for about 15 minutes, just using my brain to like tweak all these muscles, until eventually I could do both at the same time. It was awesome. And that was 15 minutes while I was spending my opinion. Okay. Way to go.

You know, I did a similar thing, but I was eight years old. I just wanna point that out. I was 23. That's all I did a similar thing, but I was eight years old. I just want to point that out. I was 23. That's how I learned how to move my ears. Was it the same way? Sadly enough, that was an acting exercise. I was it? Yeah.

In college, they made a stand in front of like hand mirrors and you'd have to pull part of your lip and be like, mm-hmm, I can do it anymore. Like face puppets. Yeah, like move your nose and shit. What do you do when you're bored? I just think I don't get I it's not like bored in like I'm not like oh I wish I had something to do I occupy that obviously by Finding my face in my brain

It's usually like when I'm waiting for a progress bar. Yeah, my problem. Yeah, if I spent I have a weird Which is most of my life that there's a version of hell, which is you have to watch your own life as an observer. Think about that. If you had to watch yourself living your life again, just the entirety of it. And just the amount of time I would sit watching myself watching progress bars would be just horrible. Yeah. I'd like to see myself jacking off though. I see a lot of that. Get Gavin's mirror, he'll be fine. Watch your form progress as you get older. Yeah, so last week on the podcast,

Gavin claimed that in a fight, you could take me. I did ask him that he didn't like just volunteer that I asked him if he could take you. Cause I imagine you'd fight like a slow swinging bat. Okay, here's the deal. I will give you this. If we were in an open field somewhere or somewhere that didn't have it like a confined space, you would just run away from me and neither of us would win. No, I would tie you out. And then I'd use my flexibility to kick you in the head. I wouldn't run out of you.

Flex, tire me out. I wouldn't chase you. No, if we were in a boxing ring, I would come after you, but if we're out in a field somewhere, I'm not gonna run. So I could just stand the norms, like the way from you and hit you in the head. And then you would chase me. You can be standing on each other, you stand on arms, like the way from me and hit me in the head. These arms are longer than yours. Are they? Yes. How tall are you? I don't know.

I knew he didn't have stones. He's forced them. He's one and a half stones. He's neat tree. I'm 0.01 of a kilometer high. No, like, but like, I will give you, you are much faster more agile than I am, but I think if I got one good shot and you don't get one hit from that slow-moving bear,

and you would be fucked. Yeah. So bear fucked. We'll probably, you seem to love, you seem to enjoy this conversation. Sure. You seem to always talk about one. Bear real fucked.amp me once in a

Lamp me once in the head with just one point lamp you once in the head you enjoy one punching people who are smaller than you are No, just you let's just let's do it. I'll do it I will totally like if you want to go to a boxing ring and dress up like the box Just like Lucha Doris like the mask and fight each other Yeah, I can't punch him in the head videos that are I feel bad punching in the head if I feed at that But we can totally do that. I'll tell you to spar with you We film it. What's in it for me to be nice? To prove your strength to prove that you can take me couple of names. I'm gonna fight you with boxing I'm not gonna hurt you with a boxing glove. I can hurt you with boxing glove

Throw it at him. This is certainly oddly threatening. You know what, Gus, I've, I've, have you ever been around when I've tried to convince Frank to fight me? Yes. Because Frank is what is he? He's got like a bunch of belts and several different martial arts. He's human weapons. Like techwondo, uh, jikundo, some other shit.

So I'm just curious, could I just in my, with my limited fighting experience, street fighting experience, could I fight Frank? Absolutely not hold out. I you don't know you know idea he would probably just find some point on your own that would just disable the punch sheets Did you both get down probably but I mean I'm just curious. I'm just curious I've noticed that like street brawler was like when they know what they're doing They just they just rush you and then they're on top of you and you're down That's it like there's no there's no like you know Like pacing around each other and stuff like that an actual brawler will just go right at you. I've heard I've heard of one fight that he got in in public once with someone like that who rushed him

Oh, yeah, and the guy came and tried to punch him and he just grabbed the guys punch in mid air through him on the ground Got him on the ground and the fuck is starting to whaling on the head. Yeah, yeah, stuff like that Like I got like that of a fight will invari very very fast What's a tough thing because I know they can always go to matches if they can spar or whatever But is it is a tough thing to dedicate that much of your life to something that you're never gonna do But he's never gonna fight anybody you like the one time you fought that guy. Yeah, it's like the one fight I know he's been in despite the fact he's been training for Fucking 16 years or something. Well, that's like people who like shoot shoot guns

I mean like you're training to protect yourself from eating shots a day that'll probably never happen You should guns because it's fun. Yeah, you can also go hunting at some point or something. There are gun related activities Can you imagine you like sneak up on a deer and fucking take one? Make a tap out. I'm gonna be wearing a B-Virt arm bar. But I don't know how to dedicate that much time in his life and just not. Did you ever thought about going to MMA or anything like that? Oh, between me. Well it's like Jesse from our site.

I mean like a Jesse, well, Jesse Cal. Jesse Cal. Yeah, Cal legend. Like if he would have been born with like it's about 10 years later, he could have gone in the May, like pro in the May. He, I had no idea. That was, I figured he's been a filmmaker for most of his life. And then he showed that video of him like doing that

not only like head over heels, kick into people's heads. And it's like, wow, and he's got a black belt. It's amazing. He was really good. Well, I think it helps him a lot, because he does, Jesse shoots almost exclusively action Movies, you know, can comedy action or something like that But he always has action scenes in his movies and so that really helps. It's like a workout itself

Well, it's like he's got the choreography down You know, I mean he can talk to people and tell them what to do. You know, and he knows people who are good at that kind of stuff He's put out here status kill the moment, right? Yes, that is kill. Yeah, I think you just have new episodes last week. In the last week, I think. Yep. They just came out. That's still on my day on channel, right? Yeah.

My day on channel YouTube. You can look it up on YouTube. It's a crazy action to that. Yeah, it's about a, basically an assassin who is addicted to social media and living in a social media world. But it's like kind of like a near future thing or an alternative reality where it's the technology's a lot different in social media.

It's like omnipresent in the guy's life. So you check it out. Status kill on YouTube. And then in the lead dump. That's another that other My Damn Channel show you suck at Photoshop. Yeah, that's the old one. They start off as a YouTube show and then they moved over to My Damn Channel. I believe dude, that show is one of my favorite things ever because I mean it's similar to what we do do our tutorials, but but they have a running narrative

through the tutorials. To great idea. That's amazing. I mean, they pull it off so well, too. I think they're on the third season now of it, but yeah. It's crazy to think of. There's a show called You Sucked Photoshop

and heard it's third season. Yeah, it's awesome. No, it's awesome. But there's actually stuff. I've learned stuff watching that show that I can actually apply this to Photoshop. So did you watch shitty tutorials on YouTube and then just like comment

over it's actually so it's this guy donny who's giving a tutorial like he'll explain how to do something and for the longest time it was like him and his wife were getting divorced and she was cheating on him and stuff and so like he was he was showing how to like Photoshop in a like a notice onto a someone's van that's like how to flip it and like put it in and make it look like it's actually part of the window and like photoshopping a ring off a woman's finger and things like that. But it's like really clever stuff and it's really really well done. There's one where he's gonna go on

vacation. That's my funny and that's the funniest one. That's like Planket with his wife. If you watch the Planket reviews, they're really funny. But he like he narrates over a Star Wars like the episode one through three and how terrible they are. But then he kind of goes in his back story about like him setting up his wife's murder and how he hates them And then like he picks up this hooker at a bar and just goes like deeper and darker and creepier Oh, I've seen those like the one that's like the the review is longer than the actual movie itself. Yeah, yeah Those things are like an hour and 45 minutes or something like that for the review. It's ridiculous Speaking of things we like on the internet. I've been rewatching old mr. Chai City videos, Bernie. Now I love Mr. Chai City. Every now and then I gotta look him up. It's just like some guy who's,

like he talks about stuff in his everyday life. I don't think you ever see him. He never see a state. It's all from his perspective. Like it's him, like trying to find a way to kill a bug in his house. Can't kill a bug is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the internet. I feel like this week I've got a lot to watch from the link down. He also did a tour of his house, like a crib-style tour of his house. Oh, that was specifically his refrigerator. It's awesome. It is fucking funny. It's really funny.

So Gus, how many times have you listened to Gangnam Style today? None today. We started the podcast a little early. We've got two with the wrap-up. Are you still on about 10 a.m. or so? I'm down to about five, I think. Okay, I'm about to start to peter out. Did you hear the new version with the girl from the video?

No, no, I don't want new version. I don't want It's not as I want a new version or a party. No, there was one I saw it was it was five girls dancing to it And I'm like well battle walk we're gonna see monkey animated this to a Fantasy I can tell you something you do want to see the new version of or the tribute version of which is There's that I don't know her name Carly Ray Epsen is that her name the call me is, there's that, I don't know, our name, Carly Ray Episins, is that her name, the Colmy Baby? Yeah, yeah. There's a Colmy maybe lip sync done by the Miami Dolphins

cheerleaders, you could go watch that. Have you seen that? And you would not be disappointed by that. Have you seen the Colmy Baby video done by the dude on Chat roulette in the bikini? Yeah. That dude. That date is creepy, shit man.

That's really the reactions of that are so funny. His crazy chat roulette is still around. Yeah, I thought Steve did. I was like, he was still using this. I thought, oh, Megal was the new thing. That's like basically chat roulette, right? Something you can put in like what you like. I don't know.

It pairs you up based on what other people like. I know Ben Fulz puts on chat roulette at his concerts. So we playing in like some funny videos that way. Like some weird... You get dicks. Yeah, some of his on the he's like, hey man, I'm not a type of person. Yeah.

That was, um, there was, who is the guy who did that? Merton or Merton or something like that? Because Merton? Yeah. Merton? I think it was M-Y-R-T-O-N, I think it was. What's a Merton? Merton is a, uh, a tape for a...

For pubic hair. Yeah. Wow. Today I learned what a Merton is. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was a mercenus is. Yeah. I thought it was a type of pickle. No, it's a girl. It's the...

It's a cover for the pickle. The Guck in building in London was actually a mercenus. That'd be a different skyline. Oddly enough, I... I need you to come and throw a shirt. I had a friend who worked on the second herald in Kumar movie and the scene where they go to the bottomless party He was talking about how he had to go find a bunch of merkins for all the girls. Yeah, cuz they couldn't you know show everything

So they had to cover up with air stay merkins Please be logged into the ruse to you as well. We're googling merkins first is yeah, I know terrible I'm on the Wikipedia entry from Merkin It is first used in 1617. Whoa is a pubic wig Merkins were originally worn by prostitutes after shaving the genitalia And are now used as a decorative item We're shaving the genitalia Crab's or something and they just wanted to like the Filament with crabs get throw away again on the

Can you get crabs if you shaved though though? No that's why they changed. Together with the crab. Okay. It's probably not acceptable. That's a lot about crabs. I see. It's probably not acceptable to have a shaman haven right there. This this he figured out in four seconds but he could have to show his mouth when spits flying out of it that he couldn't figure out But that instantly came up with that you're probably exactly right game. That's probably why so is a mercen or a Vajazzle better. I don't know That's like the juling your Vajayjay. Yeah, that is Vajingo

Bernie pulled an Oprah his Vajayjay is that what is that what Oprah says? You haven't seen that clip where she's fucking a mountain clip? She's not climbing and she falls. That old network got really weird. It was a while ago, but the guy who's bracing her pulls her up, but it kind of pulls her crotch. So she's swinging through the air and she goes, oh, I'm a VJJ's pain in. Oh, wait, I know I'm not seeing that.

It's the best five seconds. I've not seen that. It's the best five seconds to do it. Wow. That's a talk about the English language, but I couldn't form the sentence. But it is pretty wonderful what has happened to the English language. The fact that someone could be swinging and say that is brilliant. Say Vajejay? Yeah.

Or just kind of like how you say random words that make no sense as well Yeah, I'm all about it. Well, what was the word you used on the on our live podcast test? We did say man Mangan and then you described what mangan was with another fake word. No, I got it That made sense. She's mingee because she's like gross down there like you don't want no part of that Mangan just means just like rough just nasty But then no, I asked you was like what the hell does that mean? And then you said like you know like gippin We if anybody's curious we put up that audio from that in the sponsor forum

So sponsors on our website can listen to our second second There's actually video of that but the video is not gonna that one beginning of that of that podcast was painful Yeah I didn't know that would be released to be honest Probably been told to us about some of those things. So the podcast set has been broken down right is going out Seattle Yeah, it's going out to Seattle for our booth there So the we're in a weird orientation. I don't know if you've seen the floor plan for packs But we're in you know our booth is facing this way into 20 by 10. They're behind us is mega 64 and another booth So make so we're facing this way and mega booth is facing this way, it's a 20 by 10, the behind us is Mega 64 and another booth, so we're facing this way and Mega 64 is facing this way.

Sort of the back. Yeah, okay. It's really weird, so it's not gonna be so easy to just lean over and chat with them. Well, I mean last year at PAX Prime, we had Mega 64 on our back, remember that? Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. And we had the NOS girls next to us.

Yeah, that was really difficult. Give it the NOS. It was odd how our signing table ended up facing the NOS girls, I don't know how that worked out. That was one of. Give it the NOS. It was odd how our signing table ended up facing the NOS girls. I don't know how that worked out. It was like when I was energy drink. Yeah, yeah. So there was this stuff that makes your cargo fast.

In fast and fast. That's also, I think this thing is the same brand. Inspired by you put that in your car. Yeah, but open the lid for you. What's cool? But then like I guess the NOS girls they were showing off too much cleavage or something that they had to cover up. No, they were willing, we're in shorts that look like big white belts basically skirts that look like belts. So awesome

So I miss out on that doesn't like when uh The vote the booth bay policy where they were clearly violating the volume of their speakers was also way too loud And we're directly at us by the way We sound like the oldest people on the planet the girls were wearing too little clothes and the music was too loud Those are like those are like packed policies though. I mean the music stuff, that's one thing. Hot girls walk around, I don't have an issue with that. I understand that some people do.

I don't think you've ever sounded good when talking about girls. You sound like a punk. You just sound like a punk. I love this now. I love the new public. You guys legitimately just not like each other? I love Gavin. He's an idiot, but I love it Actually, like I did a thing I did a question answer thing on on Reddit on the Ristie thread or a while back and one of the first questions

I was do you legitimately hate Gavin and I was like no Gavin actually he's a really funny guy I know I'm gonna work illegitimately hate him. Yeah, I think you did by making that guy I'll scout that girl was pretty cool. That was funny. Yeah, that was you did by making that guy Oscar that go that was pretty cool. That was funny Yeah, that was our AMA forever. I think that was before I knew we they we even had a subreddit I think the subreddit started like right after I did that AMA that was damn near a year ago at this point I think yeah, yeah, that was a while ago. Yeah, man. Was that you making fun of me Gus? Yeah, okay? Damn your year ago Damn year you made love happen. So we did a smash down this wall. We found them the real people they were on the ruchita we found their accounts on

ruchita not robots we band all we found out how the date went what did they ask you to marry them what if they're like can you that would be got scusses the one who's or games I'm sorry I apologize I'll do it anyone can do that for free online no no no no don't go over, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no It's just marriage isn't it? It mostly never happens. It's a made up thing. I'm really glad I looked up the Google image search for a fajazzle I'm really glad I did this. Thank you. What happened? I just found fajazzling It's a real thing. I can put everything together Yeah, but that's sure the greatest stock image ever That's a guy with a like a jeweler's monocle looking in some way that's safe for work

Right. Did you see the video this week that the girl getting her butthole tattooed? Yeah, I was like some like some tattoo convention in Florida and a girl's getting her butthole tattoo Did cap on deat least do it? She's like No, it's all blurred out, but I was like it's a dude's face going Gross, it's all blurred out, but it was still like it's a dude's face going Oh, it's screaming like off feels so good. It's gross. It's really really gross Yeah, if you if you google but hold had to there's not many links I made a funny putt of his listening. I'm reading something here You're talking about hold tattoo And I could have sworn that Gavin he's had the link dump, but I thought he said she took an ink dump

After that. Wow, she probably did Yeah, I can't imagine the pain involved in doing that. No, she said it feels so good She's a lunatics an interesting character Shut up. I don't know. I mean you're it's not your but holes not part your generals Most people, but I don't know what it takes to start damaging your genitals Like what is that I'm gonna start like like piercing and Like that guy who served his dick and then I said that We talked about the Japanese guy who served his dick and then I said that the male What are you talking about?

We talked about him, the Japanese guy who cut off his dick and cooked it for his nice I said that the male to Gus, it was like just too graphic and it was like ultra close up It was way too graphic So if you listen to the podcast, the enhanced podcast be glad that I said it was too graphic Because that was it, fucked up, didn't listen to me That was fucked up You always set my desktop back. But do you remember when you used to do that in Buda?

You set my desktop back and I'd say nasty. Like, I was a long time ago. And I used to literally fall off my stool backwards. But you were a lot of it. Michael set yours to meet spin once, right? Yeah, it's the worst. One to seven. Six times?

Yeah. That's one of Ray's favorite things to do. I mean, is there any other things we're talking about right now? Yeah, I mean, we just pointed. One of the things we're talking about right now? We just pointed. One of the interviews they were doing for the DVD. Mike, Mike, Mike,'s watching it. I can't watch that kind of thing. I will throw up I'll throw up just a picture in what I think No, yeah, you all should watch it for an artie life most of the shock

It's getting a little watery You two are so similar you also Oh, yeah, like the drop of a hat Stop making the face stop it. I have to not think about it Remember not to get I made it through Great all the listeners are gonna start throwing up the assholes Trying to highway Like a feedback to lose one's

It's going Like avoiding eye contact. I know stop stop because you guys are gonna make me do it If Gary and I ever go to like amusement park together we're gonna be in big trouble No, man, that kind of thing doesn't make me throw up. I got a solid stomach. It's just disgusting stuff Well, yeah, it's me too. I can go on. There's no roller coaster in the world fast enough for me I want faster all the time. I've never gotten seasick either. Me neither like bad smells or like just stuff That's gross I can't take it. I can't fucking take it I almost threw out like text just stuff makes me want to throw up as well like when I still in that family of hedgehogs Just the squirrel like crunching snow under your feet. No, lovely

That doesn't give you these nerves. Spoken like a true Texan. Wow. Snow, snow. It's too snow. So are we expanding you guys' office or what? Yeah, I think we're knocking down this wall between the conference room and the achievement

on our office and taking it over for a while. My idea was to do that. I'm massive achievement on our office. So because my desk and my cousin Ray's are against this wall on the other side, my idea was just to smash the wall down but keep everything exactly the way. You just have like an extended room that's not around. So, because my desk and Michael's and Ray's are against this wall, on the other side, my idea was just to smash the wall down but keep everything exactly the way I do. You just have like an extended room that's not used.

So, hopefully you're not in charge of things like this. Are you still searching for Jazzle right now? No, no, no, I'm not. I promise. So, we'll probably have to move. Podcast recording over to the back lot where the set is. Oh yeah, I guess so. Hopefully by then we'll be doing our livestreams.

Hopefully by then the air conditioner will be working properly. What working properly. I have a lot of fun doing this test Live streams. Yeah, it's kind of fun to sat on the couch having a chat. It's the same thing as this Just running my I think we're always drinking as well It feels different because people watching you because we have a lot of you know I'll be an issue for me like having a crew like point in cameras as well. We're talking. It's not an issue You barely see it. Yeah, them yeah no hmm I don't know it's it's nice to look over and see reaction like I like behind who's behind you it wasn't Chris I don't know like yeah whatever it was like I could see them like reacting and laughing

to stuff and like that maybe you know maybe feel better okay it was Kyle we're being yeah we're being kind of funny at least good it was it was very funny it was fun to watch from the control room we're not doing it we're not doing a podcast the packs are we is it too late to figure that out? No, we just have our RISD panel which is at 1 p.m. on Friday in the main theater And we will be showing hopefully some of the footage from day five that sleep thing I was talking really Yeah, we'll show the stuff we did RTX which is specifically hallucination oriented Nice very very cool. Yeah, it's a cool shot It's very very shot. What 1800 extras that morning? The most well-behaved

extras I've ever seen in my life. We had like not even an issue at all. We were like, please go down there. Oh yeah, they just fall. Well it's the benefit of having extras who are enthusiastic about the project. Most actresses turn up on set wanting to get paid. We were also ready to shoot and you know we were good to go so we didn't keep mad they're like four hours waiting for the shot to happen. It's funny too because the bit was like is people walking around and then we you know the camera would turn to everyone hit the ground right and it was funny I was walking to set because I was coming up that morning and I was gonna go help

out. I'm just walking I was like oh you see everyone walking around and all of a sudden like you're a bullhorn and everyone hits the ground and I'm like oh shit. Who's the dude with the beard and the back? Yeah, so I'm like, ah fucking, so I like, laid on the ground, I was like, oh, I guess this is what we're supposed to do. So you showed up to help prove that. And they were already shooting.

No, actually I showed up because they wanted me to check shots, basically. They wanted me to prove shots. So did you actually get on the ground? Yeah, I would love to like be able to separate moments from time and then apply them to different times. And I would just put that into a normal day. Like just have you walking and then just hit the ground.

So you want to separate moments from time, put them together in a separate day? Well, I imagine like you're at a concert and you're like properly yelling. I want to just like put them in an empty room. You wanted to yell. I don't know, I just like feel like you do some things in the moment that were only appropriate in that moment. And like just moving the timeline slightly would have a different effect.

Kind of like way to move them physically. You isolate somebody singing in a concert. You know that we've heard some of that. It sounds like. Yeah, they say they sound terrible. So you say if we get isolate just you and a crowd crowd of people like if you're dancing and happy and screaming Yeah, if you just I say time to the point where it's an empty room right and it's just one person going nuts Why did you explain that with time? Yeah?

What is wrong with you cuz you're taking a moment and putting it in a different time? Well, it's more like location I guess Like keep Jack exactly where he was when he did that but have it just be a normal day. It would look retarded Because he's yeah, you're right. This is retarded You have a point. Yeah, the weirdest way of explaining that I understand what you meant after a lengthy explanation But that was so bizarre. You think about the context of it, right? You just suddenly check you did a funny video one time where you in a crowded stadium I did at a football match

Yeah, and then how did you do you look down at the ground? Are you looked a crowded stadium? And a football match. And then how did you do it? You looked down at the ground or you looked left and right? What was it? You turned the camera down, so. I was actually, it was a, it was Tottenham versus Manu. And I had tickets in the menu section, but I support Tottenham and a menu had a penalty and I was filming it. And I wanted the reaction of everyone around me jumping.

And then I was gonna pan over to my face, look in the mad, that was the idea. And then some bites complete fluke. I ended up filming it in the same stadium. I was filming the Manu team in Sloan-Mo and it was like a week lay-on, I thought, I'm really going to find my seat where I was sat last week and just do the exact same camera move and I just sliced them. So it looks like a stadium full of people disappear in a second.

Yeah, cool. It was cool. Where's that video? It's pointing my video or something. That could be viral. Link it. It's going to fin to me, oh, something. That could be viral. Link it. It could be the next gong, I'm style. I don't know about that. But contact is funny too, because I was thinking about this the other day when I was driving down by Town Lake, which

is an area where all the beautiful people in Austin go running. Town Lake, the river that runs through Austin. Yes, Town Lake, the river, right? I didn't name it, Gus. It's true. It's where all the shirtless dudes run and the girls with really nice butts. Yeah, and they all look awesome, right? But here's what I've noticed. Like, name it because it's true. It's where all the shirtless dudes run and the girls really nice butts Yeah, and they all look awesome, right?

But here's what I've noticed like you get out there and run you ever like get the thing I'm gonna get bug and I'm gonna go run and you go run slash par walk in my case Exactly or like you run for a hundred yards the power walk for a while anything like I'm looking like shit out here I look like jackass. I'm I'm identified this paradox when you're out there running You think like everyone sees you and it's like your first time running And so obviously your first time running but when I'm in a car and I see other people running I think those people are out there running every single day Yeah, I assume that they're out there at that time every day running the most discipline

It's the world. They're sweating dying you think they've been out of her for four hours But then I'm out there for like two minutes. I'm like, oh, yeah, I hope someone's like yeah, marathon trainer You know, look at her every day Like my dream, but when you're doing it you think like wow I look like a jump in the jackass out here because I'm out here like sweating huffing but when you see people doing it from your car you're like oh man that's when you just got to get a job you guys ride every day running take your water bottle and throw it on yourself and pretend your hardcore really no big do you ever does any of any people in room, set their clocks ahead to make them think like they're not late?

No, I've never understood that. That's so stupid. Like, people who are else, this like, a clock's five minutes fast and they say what it's five minutes fast. Where's, you've defeated the point then? Totally. I never knew. You need somebody else to go into your car and do that. Yeah. Yeah. And you need to, you need someone to, yeah, set it by a unspecified amount of time. Plus like there's so many clocks now that automatically set that. Yeah. And you need to, you need someone to, yeah, set it by a unspecified amount of time. Plus, like, there's so many clocks now that automatically set themselves. Yeah. I think I have one clock in my entire house that doesn't set itself automatically. Yeah, technology's awesome. How's it thermostat that you bought working out, Jack? Oh, that's, it's actually pretty bad

at us, man. I like it a lot. Keep on into buying one, I keep forgetting. You should buy one of those things, like, 250 bucks, get it a load. Well, it's expensive, but I mean like it'll save you money on On actual energy because like it the way it works it you know it tracks You know it tracks your sleep schedule attracts it like you know when you leave the house like it knows now Like I leave around you know nine o'clock in the morning and it'll it'll set itself up It'll turn itself off and then keep itself at about 80 degrees. How does it know that you leave? It has sensors on it It's got sensors all over. Good fun Jack. You can also manually say I'm away and it'll turn off too, but it's pretty cool. It's just the fact that if it's easy walking around naked, it turns the teeth up a little bit.

It's okay. That's kind of the thing. No, it's cool. It sets itself to, you can set it up with your eye fire where it'll track the weather. You type in your zip code and it'll track the weather and adjust based on what the weather's going to be So like it knows if there's a thunderstorm coming it can actually work less hard. Where does he get the power to do that? It's it's the power feeding through your wall. I mean like it uses the power from thermostat Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it's just a little slider of mercury Yeah, but I think with the wires coming through you can get up to I think I want to see you can get like 12 volts off of those wires Is that for enough for Wi-Fi?

Yeah, Wi-Fi could be really low power. Okay. But one thing about Wi-Fi and that thing. I guess that's a good point. Yeah, I mean, it's super awesome. It's my laptop, I bet. Yeah, you're my laptop, gosh. But yeah, I mean, it's really, really cool.

I've liked the lot. I like the fact too that I can set my thermostat. Like, I can be laying in bed, man, it's kind of cold. And like, I can pop open my iPhone, go to the app and it's like turning up a little bit. I can't wait until the whole house is controlled by a fine. You can probably do that right now I had that in my own house, remember? Yeah, I was so jealous. What is that? It's like you can remote control lights remote control thermostat just it's pretty time home automation

That's bad ass my uncle makes quote-unquote smart houses in Houston Well, he'll design them, but he does like voice commands. Well, come in and be like, lights on. And then all of it will turn on TV on. Please put on Reno911. Thank you, Rob. I'm, I never use the voice on anything. I didn't like talking to an object. Yeah, I was watching, I was watching a movie on my Xbox

this weekend, and I used it by accident. And I was like, oh yeah, that's awesome. Like I paused the movie by accident, got up and got it, you came back and told it to play. And then that's like the only time I think I've used it. That and I was like, oh yeah, that's awesome. Like I passed the movie by accident, got up and got it, you came back and told it to play. I mean that's like the only time I think I've used it. That's your connect, right? Yeah, I wouldn't have made it in Beauty and the Beast.

Yeah, like touching the edges. It's like this T-Pie, you're stuck in a beast. I just like the idea of a guy staring at the mirror at me like, what's that, talk to you? I only use voice command, like I use Siri, but only when it's a function that you can't perform. Oh, it's that talk to you? I only use voice command. Like, I use Siri, but only when it's a function that you can't perform that. But it's in Siri, no.

Like, no. So, like saying wake me up in eight hours is easier than figuring out eight hours from now and then typing that in. That is true, but I mean, it's just Siri gets so much stuff wrong, so often I just can't stand it. I use the voice recognition when I'm doing it. If I'm driving and someone text me, and like, you can actually hit that little button

and say something and I'll type it out for you. Oh, you're gonna it will read texts to you as well. Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah, your's read text mind doesn't read Yeah, if you have an unread text that comes in you tell it read me my message or read my text really you'll test it out right now Yeah, sure send me a text Here you do Siri the voice thing Hey, you do Siri the voice thing You're from the UK is your Siri still the dude or is it a woman now? I change it to the woman Okay, the British day I change mine to Australian Just because I wanted to listen to Australian Siri and I had it like that for a few months

But it won't it will turn off all your location stuff Right? Because the location based stuff only works in the US so you lose features by no you just set the voice Perfect, but I'm not sure you right, because I think it might actually... You're choosing which... Serious. It might have a different set of like, phonetic food as phenomes, or whatever that's called. I don't know what it is.

But... Phenophiles. Phenophiles. It might identify my voice incorrectly, expecting an Australian accent. I never thought about that. So I turned it back to English, hoping they would make Siri a little better. No, I will say so we've, you know, while Gavin's doing this,

we've talked shit about the the new mountain line the OOS whatever it is. Yeah, I like the fact that messages the new iChat or whatever works across your phone and other things like if you yeah that's great didn't need to fucking new operating system for no, but that's one of the one of the positives I can think of fucking bullshit. They can patch it Siri read my message New message from Kevin free You are a punk Number five podcast on iTunes. Wow, using Apple software. I don't know she would say cut.

All right, shut up. She's a bite you. Talking too much. So we went to, OK, listen, we have a problem we have to dress here. We have a serious problem that we have to address. A Siri is problem. Oh, no.

No. No. This is going to turn it into a little bit of an intervention. Okay. Because we were going out this weekend and we were gonna go to Breaking Bad with the Alamo. And Kathleen dropped out because not to out-cathleen, but Kathleen drops out of everything.

Like Kathleen always wants to go to everything and then doesn't go. Okay. That's not, she's not, she can't stop that. But so I had an extra ticket. So I messaged Gus and I said, Gus, I have an extra ticket to Breaking bad. I mean you watch the show. Do you want to go to breaking bad? As soon as he said intervention, I knew it was about me. Do you know what Gus is for? I was? What was Gus's for?

What? Gus said I'd really like to go, but I can't because I don't think I could handle the crowd. I can't deal with the crowd anymore. A crowd in a movie theater. Okay, no, I know. You want to conventions all the time. I know that's different. I'm working. Like when I'm working and I'm on, it's different than going like casually and relaxing. Are you really to this point now?

Well, you can't go out. I don't go see movies anymore because I can't deal with the sold out theater. But what is going to happen? Nothing's going to happen. I know nothing will happen. I just don't want to deal with the crowd. You don't like the people? Yeah.

When you say deal, what do you mean? What is dealing with the crowd? Everything that I share to interact with them. Like pushing your way through the line Have hearing other people having their fucking annoying conversations smelling people. It's all awful all of it all of it Are you scared of like I'm not scared? I just don't want to deal with you just don't like the people I'd like I don't like like I said I don't like the smell. I don't want to hear the fucking stupid things They have to say okay, I don't want you, to see them with their feet up on the seat

or whatever the goddamn thing is. Did you turn to the dark night? I did. That was the crowd you knew. Yeah, it was a crowd I knew was a lot of people I worked with. And I wasn't sold out, I mean, it wasn't like, totally packed. I mean, it breaking bad, you could be surrounded by people you know. Yeah, but the friend entourage that forms a circle around you.

Yeah, what am I going to do? Hey, guys, everyone sit around me, protect me from the fucking people, I don't know. And I suppose, oh, sit in my house, the fuck the people. I don't know Yeah, I suppose you oh sit my house I sat in my house. So you'll say if we get a big enough crowd That way there's like two people deep in the middle you come right? I don't you still have to deal with the crowd getting in there But you and I talked about this like I talked with Gavin about this a couple weeks ago about how much I hate crowds that we should look into

Ranking the IMAXeator and then just the two of us living the cost and then that sitting the crew I hate watching movies like I'm not I'm I'm I can't with crowds and even damn about that But I hate watching movies next to anyone. I know. Oh anyone. I don't know The Absolutely you got to see a majority of the campaign. I saw probably a lot of it, most of it. Did you invite a six person here? I did. I'm gonna fuck in punches. It's relevant though, so I'll shut up or jack or shut up.

But the reason why I invited Raid is because Raid came out with us. He took your ticket and he came out to breaking bad with us at the Alamo. I did. What's going on? What's going on? So last week we talked a little bit about this is that you don't do anything with people outside the office. Yeah.

Hi Raid. How are you doing? How are you doing, Raid? So we're trying to get to the bottom of this. Why don't you do things with people outside the office. Yeah, hi Ray. How you doing? How you doing? Very good. So we're trying to get to the bottom of this Why don't you do things with people outside the office? I just like to stay indoors really like from ever since I was in high school All my friends got it I don't drink and people hate me for that a lot of my friends in high school like to go out and get shit face And smoke weed and stuff. It's like yeah, I I'm just gonna stay home and play video games and stuff like that I just did that for pretty much all high school and then I mean I had a few friends here and there that hung out with very very nerdy people go figure and

Yeah, I just I've been doing that since 70 or 15 16. I've just stuck with that But we good people you're good people. That's in your bad people. It's just like We were all to go to a bar, right? I would just feel like out of place Well, I would like I will say this he we were in the lobby of the bar and fucking Alamo I never complain about the alamo. I'm complaining about this. They delayed us going in an hour to watch an hour and a half Worth of TV why it was supposed to start at 10. I think we started like a 10 15 We started with 11 45 11 yeah, the projector was messed up and then the pre-roll went on for like 45 minutes on top of that. Jack's saying it took about an hour,

but it took an hour to get the pre-roll going and the pre-roll lasted 30 fucking minutes while we're sitting there. Why was the pre-roll? It's all the stuff they show. Well, surely if they delayed you by now. You think they're gonna keep you the same amount of time so they can

silly fucking food and make their money. Yeah, there you go. By the way, do you know how many freaking almos there are now? Look, look at the traps. I was looking at all the cities they get No, I never touched my laptop. Oh right. Anyway, they're like ten different cities now They're like in San Francisco and New York. It's like to Virginia. Okay. Oh, yeah, it's a hot bed. Yeah

So yeah, so Ray is a Ray was we were at the in the lobby and we were sitting there and then we realized it was gonna Be another 20 minutes. I said there's a bar in the lobby said you want to go to the bar? Everybody grab a drink and because yeah, so we didn't grab a drink. Lorraine did not get up from where he was He didn't even walk over to the bar with us to go get a drink. Well, I held on the fort. Are you more? Are you more opposed to drinking or you just don't like drinking? I just don't like drinking. Did you ever get drunk? No You've never been drunk. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. a little bit tipsy. A little bit tipsy. I guess I would drink it. I don't know how I just don't like the taste strawberry degree. Oh we can we can work that out. Okay. We'll fix that. I'll fix that. If what we'll do is I didn't I didn't ever give anyone any of this but that old smoky I got at RTX. Oh yeah. I drank it

off but I'll find some more and we'll make like adult smoothies out of it or something. No, one of the problems with Ray though is like, or maybe I'm not so proud of you this guy. Um, I like the fact that I'm cool and the fact that you don't drink, but you don't drive either. No, I'm sorry, I can't be designated. It'd be so nice, it's like, oh, we have a DD, no problem, that's great. But no, you don't need to drive. Maybe that's safe for us too. You're the first to stay home. Oh, I can't drive. Well, that's great, you don't have to be a doesn't you drive,

or you don't have to help people move. Yeah. You're fucking safe. Just stay home. I keep control of it. I'm sure both of us where I drink non-stop, and I don't drive home. Yeah.

And then I drive you home. Thanks, buddy. Yeah, you hang out with a bunch of people who don't drive. You're fun. Well, I don't mind driving, especially if it's like people getting home safe, but what's really awkward is when Gavin needs to get home and um

Kind of his ride, but I'm kind of in the apartment and there's no way to get inside That's an uncomfortable time What are you referring to the time when you passed out? So I went swimming with Michael Lindsay at their apartment. You went swimming. I went swimming swimming and um We were we've been in there for hours, sort of soaking up the sun. Lindsay walks, we all get out. Lindsay walks back like two minutes in front of us,

and I'm walking back in Michael. Lindsay, in, well, obviously she was drunk because we drink an umpour. We had Sonny D mixed with vodka, which is a very good mixer, but it makes it taste like happy orange juice. So in the two minutes, the two minute head start, the Lindsay head,

she'd gone into the house locked the door and passed out Right, this is completely locked as hell no luckily did not dead bolt So by Bernie by Bernie so My cool was Wailing on the door he was And then at some point he walked down the side of the apartment to try and find the piece of wall that was closest to the bedroom He was like smacking on that and then all his neighbors told him to shut the piece and some lady came out time was like Excuse me. Can you stop trying to destroy the walls and he was like I'm trying to get in my own apartment

And I'd left all my stuff in my What time is this? This is like 10 at night? Oh really? We can't eat or or oh no it's probably like seven but it was 10 before we go in or something like that But was it was it a Friday Saturday like what the office is close? It was a week so I didn't like it. I was a kid. It was a weekend That happened something something happened to me once when I was at a close that door right there I was at a summer camp and I was staying at a

dorm over there at Texas State. So the door was essentially a door you walk in. I had told him not to say Michael it Jesus. And two beds. See Ray. So in the tiny room it's like the size of this conference room. Yeah. And my roommate had gone in and passed out and I'd left my key in there and I was knocking on the door Like pounding on it and he wouldn't wake up so I met you if I was pounding on that door and you were asleep here Do not waking up. That's brutal. Dude fucker. I was gonna talk about when it is you passed out and you was smacking the door in time Smacking the door. You mean kicking it punching it as hard as I can. I go video of Michael doing a run-up and shoulder-bodging it

Got it. Get the dinner. They just like this just break it down Come on kick the door You don't live there idiot. Let's just keep the fucking door in Yeah, it's such a whiny bitch about it night with the fucking broken door. Yeah, he's such a whiny He's like my keys are in there. I'm like I'm gonna fucking get in that tomorrow. Who gives this shit? He's like, oh man my keys just who are gonna get into my house? You fucking live with Jeff! Over the door!

What if he was asleep? I don't care. Can you sleep on the porch? What if he was... What if the 19 people are live with? We sleep with him! We're all due! Oh, Eddie.

Fuckin' idiot. It's two gamons on this fucker. I know, I'm gonna say we're gonna be so confused. I'm gonna say we're gonna be so confused. I'm gonna say we're gonna be so confused. I'm gonna say we're gonna be so confused. Michael eventually after like bouncing off the door a couple of times and like really smacking on it hard and shouting at the top of his lungs,

you called the locksmith, right? Yeah, I did it on the internet. You didn't call maintenance for your apartment? No. It was emergency maintenance. Like there's always someone there. I mean, you can always get a hold of something. That always depends on the complex.

That's the whole idea of emergency, right? It depends on the complex and one I didn't think of that because I He's too blinded by fury no I didn't call emergency maintenance. I've called maintenance before but they closed like after six and it was late So I didn't think of emergency maintenance. How much was the luck Smith? It was like $180. Oh That was an expensive nap ever I was that was some good son of the invite fucking drugs. You did not hear any of it right? My

Like oh, hey baby, how are you? Yeah, it was like Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh to bedroom or anything or no, no, no, no But the best was it Kara came to pick up Gavin to take him finally back to Jeff's because I was just not waking up And they had gone to the office to find someone and come back and I still wasn't waking up but Story at all You're fucking miss everything I would have put a cab and just going to a cab But my wallet was in the room so I was like I need someone here The locksmith came finally and from what I heard Uh, Cara was cheering him on and his name was Davis, so she was like yay

Give me Like I Was fucking the pit carries so that's the pick up Gavin literally Like how about she like what she thought Sleep and then the locks and it pulls up behind her and so he he like whatever gets to shit out of the truck And we go for just standing outside and like I in my last job like that with locks and so forth Whatever they usually pretty quick. So like Gavin. I was just bullshitting and he's just like doing this thing trying to pick the lock and Kara's like Come on. Well like she has some his name and says name is Davis

But she's like come on Davis you can do it my character shut up Right, I'm sure the guy can do it. She's like we actually had the cooler of beers Tres outside with us Well, we were sitting outside and picking a lot. And then Cara started actually cheering. She's like, give me a D. I don't have a D. What's she doing? What's she doing? What's she doing? Sorry, guys.

I was debatable. At some point, she starts wailing on the door as well. While he's picking it, while he's trying to pick it. And then she might as well see her girl's voice. Yeah, she's like, my voice like my voice higher pitch. I shall probably But we don't need you to I really kicked the door and punched it so loudly that our fucking neighbor on the other side of the bedroom Like that's where our apartments are connected. We shared bedroom walls that neighbor came out And that's like down like one of those rape tunnels in the Other side like

sir can you please keep it down do they should requested a part of the end of the rape tunnel like oh yeah over there bet cozy if they make it past the rape tunnel they can visit me she was walking down there really slowly and the bags are all the light so it's done oh my god

this podcast at least you made it in I'm sorry Oh God. This podcast. At least you made it in. I'm sorry. Bye Michael. All right, we should probably wrap up in here. On that note. All right, so this week, this weekend, visit us at FanExpo in Toronto.

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