Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #181

Episode Date: August 29, 2012

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So he's picked the starting up So the mixing of the controls And not one with the guitar line up Is it nice to song a relevant Running out throw and gust And to take me out by this nothing's got to do Good job, man Is there any more to that?

No, that's the best That was energetic. That is welcome to the Risfeed podcast. What's your name? I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Michael. And I'm Bernie.

Wow, that's a relief. Welcome to podcast number one eight one. Can you believe it? 181. Yeah, you just told me. I'm saying it again. Oh, how many decades is that? Five decades of podcast.

Gadget technically it's two decades of podcast. It's not two decades of podcast Guess you would have made a great marketer because your math is so shitty Great marketer did you I'm here a lot of great offers spot-in-resteed Pontas I was I I was a new topic. I wasn't can I wasn't familiar with the term new tropics So I looked it up. I didn't realize it was such a spell N-O-O. Yeah, it sounds very... It sounds very... It sounds very...

Unscientific. It's a big deal now. It's a big deal, I think. I feel like there's quite a few of them out there. You know, Alan, our sales guy is a big new tropic fan. Is he really? Yeah. Does he take the ones that, the on it ones that we're advertising?

He sure does. Okay. Alpha brain. How are you guys working out? On that. He's on it. Good, I'm on it. I switched.

I was taking him at night to try to enhance dreams But I've switched to taking them in the morning to try to increase mental focus throughout the day Is it working? Yeah, pretty sharp. Yeah, I'm saying he read that entire ad without fluttering one So yeah, we got a roost teeth, but okay, did you get no to that? You know Gavin, it's really fucking easy to sit on the sideline you criticize I'm on the next end I'm on your making stuff. Does it matter when you take it? You're like I used to get it night, but now I take it in the daytime

Like if you take it during lunch, you is that like when you take it at night It definitely affects your dreams a lot more like I take it in the morning I still feel like my dreams are kind of more than normal You just like fucking dreams non-stop I haven't taken those at night yet. I was taking the sport for the day, but I have a very sporty day of sitting at my desk all day. So I thought, I thought it's funky at my desk. Hey, my house.

What is your story? Like, do you work out a little bit? This guy, dude, you'll buff. Sometimes. Yeah, I'm pretty buffed. But you want to always buff. Like, he used to be a fat kid, right? I wasn't a fat kid.

I was a fat adult Like I I was skinny my whole life, you know generally without trying Just had like a good metabolism. I ate McDonald's a lot But especially when I started working and you described everybody as a kid by the way Yeah, but no, there's definitely fat kids. They're out there. I was not a fat kid. I was always a skinny kid I don't hardy seem to be fat as a kid. I really wanted that So do some of them especially like if you're Leaveable like if you only imagine you're gonna get fatter and so my god. Well, I mean, it's got to be legitimately

It's got to be difficult. It's not as a kid. It's got to be well Yeah, you're not non-stop pure. It's genetics. I mean just to get fat. It's got any part. No, no They get me fun all the time No, I mean, I mean it's like the actual process of It may be fun of all the time. No, I mean, it's like the actual process of physically getting back calories with that metabolism, at that age, to gain that much weight. They're trying to minimize their movement to the absolute.

Kids have part. Okay, you believe in something. Let's go and dive in. You know, the crackers are crusted clogged heart. You've got it. Yeah, beating you in that little fact just in the mirror. If you really want that fucking extra bag of cheetos, you'll claw your way through it. I found that as soon as I turn from 22 to 23 that's when I lost the ability to just

It was like I got a belly. Hey guess what shut the fuck up. Nobody else went to fucking here about your problems I'm gonna be three! It's pretty fun. You lie on the mouth. I'm gonna be three! I'm gonna be three! I'm gonna be three! I'm gonna be three! It's pretty fun. I'm gonna be three! It's pretty fun. I'm gonna be three! I'm gonna be three!

I'm gonna be three! I'm gonna be three! I'm gonna be three! I'm gonna be three! I'm gonna be three! I'm gonna be three! I'm gonna be three! I'm gonna be three!

I'm gonna be three! I'm gonna be three! I'm gonna be three! I'm gonna be three! I'm gonna be three! I'm gonna be three! I'm gonna be three! I'm gonna be it. I'm wondering if this happens to everyone Was it just me when if you drink I was take this little snap thing off the top of the cans because when I drink the tab I make a little like plank sound like this He took a drink out of a can and the tab went up is an after And screams on the way out.

It's so good. It kinda goes just like, does that hurt? No, I'm used to it. But I always snap that off. Does anyone have that? I'm not gonna kill. Can't I kill, I gotta shoot.

I'm just absolutely not having that. Get me one also. I've never encountered that. But the other thing here is, why do you drink it at a fucking angle like that? Why don't you drink it head on with the tip of your nose where you won't get caught in an answer. Also, you have the tab bent so far. Oh, I hit the bridge of my ass. It's the septum

It's like look at it. It's not my nostril. It's not intruding on my skin. Look his tab is like this It goes I have to push it down. It's like a 50 degrees dude my What that? Straight up in the air my nose is like lifts it and then eventually I'd snap you know It's fucking funny the sound is satisfying Plink it's yeah, but like it's being forced upon him guys the other thing I don't know my two I compared nostril sizes with Barbara. She can't fit a middle a little finger up and I can fit My whole thumb at my nostril. Oh, she's not trying. She's don't pie herself like that far

It's been okay now. I'm gonna open my soda with the thumb that I just took up my nose. It's okay. God, it's your boogers. You can eat it. Hey, you know what? I want you to trick. Oh, you just, you know it. So I've opened cans of soda my entire life and somebody finally taught me the easiest

way to open a can of soda, which is, no, you're like, I'm usually doing this. Yeah, but you press on the front of the tab and it lifts up the back end. Yeah, who wouldn't do that? I never knew that. I never thought to try. I didn't do that? I never knew that I never thought I didn't know that I mean I'm confused so put yourself on the front Michael press down and then use your other finger then to lift up the tab in the back So just lifts it up feels weird

Talk least it feels weird That's the see it says it goes. Anyway, she's the nose watch now. I'll demonstrate hang on me Replicate your profit Did you try to do it? I tried really hard to do that. I don't want to try that. I can't do it I have a nice. I've just got a giant. You're my only like slowest from family guy. Like a giant triangle on your head. It's my Italian side. Did you have in

normal sizes as a kid and then just never growing to it? Is that what happened? Or did you just grow along with your nose? My my nose and the rest of my head have always been out of sync. I've always had I had like an adult size nose when I was a kid and now I have a giant nose as an adult. Do you think your nose is still growing? Like is it not gonna stop? Does the nose always grow? Does it? It might. Yeah. I think it does. I think it does. In your ears grow. In your weely. What's that? In your weely. I don't think that's the guess. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I'm pretty sure that everything just gets saggy and like look. Maybe grab it, you pose it, stretch it. Yeah. That I I believe I'm sure that happens when you go from 20 to 20 to me Nothing I said Gavin, you know, let me take it to 25 all right. It's insane over you know, I'm talking about Bernie I do I know about it. How old are you 25? Are you really? Yeah, so you're that much older than Gavin How did you break your glasses buddy? I broke my glasses because of metal fatigue. Oh, so, the hell is that, me? I, I, I said my glasses down, and then I ended up laying on them, and then like twisted the,

that your feet, that sounds more like you, but you broke them because of Bernie fatigue. It's really, yeah. And then you know how you bend it back into place, and you know you only get like so many bends out of a piece of metal. Is it, Bernie? Yeah, so I just, and then you know

when you have a bit of plastic, I do a bit of color plastic and you like bend it and it goes white. It like brightens on the bend. Right. Is there a way to undo that or is that like a permanent change in that? Pretty sure that's a plastic scar at that point. You can't like reverse that with science. Oh, I don't know.

It's a die me. Put ice on. That's what I would say. Apply heat and then ice. What'd you do? I just remember like, what's this remember. What did you do? I just remember like Remember you just like I just want time. I bet to straw. I remember How is fucking thoughts popping your head? He's got to be like something to talk about on the podcast

Well, he's looking at himself in the mirror He's just speaking about the world So Gavin and Michael work for our Gameplay division of a sheet which is called the Cheapen Hunter Rushi, which is called achievement hunter. Yeah, obviously it's a big, one of major products on YouTube. Billions and billions of views there. Billions served.

And one of the coolest things that they sell, which is a very popular item is they have these achievement hunter slap bands. And Gavin, if you ever watched I would be like, throw them around and snap them on each other's hands. Gavin has one in particular that is his favorite slap band. That's true. He's selected it like out of a hundred that came to the office.

Yeah, they'll bend slightly differently, but this one has the best fit for my arm. It's like in one. The other day, Bernie, he chose him. The other day, Bernie took it off me and then ran around the corner, and then he bent it, and came back with it bent, and I was like, do you know what you've done?

And he was, he's smart enough to know how much I care about this lap bend. He swapped him. He swapped it for another one. It looked like he had been chewing out his face. It was like a single tear when he had his teeth by his enormous nose. It took a minute to get down to the bottom.

The next day, you'd fill off the nose. I don't have a symptom of the one like that, but it is funny because there's like a shit lot of them just sitting in the office. So Gavin, like one day he was sitting and he's like no no good Oh, this one maybe and he's like making a pile and then he just like broke it down where they had like the final three and he's like all right This is it He just chose and I always wear that one and only the thing about those is we made them to be inserts in the RTX bag

You know our convention yeah, and like after we, we got a few samples in like everyone loved them. We're like, we're just fully fit. Maybe we should make them in soul. I put it on with my watch now. It's like a thing I wear. It's permanently on my wrist. So if you would like when you go to wristt.com slash store. How much of that?

I have no idea. I'll look it up. But clearly, think they're $5.99 for two. You don't want to buy just one because I'm sorry. Well, then they come in a two pack. Buy at least four as six packs Gavin is clearly illustrated. There's 30 in there. You can get an amazing one. You never know. Yeah, you can get Gavin's we should ship those to conventions like we're going to pass this week. Yeah, I have no idea

I don't know why I don't want stop them in your pocket. Why why do we only make one kind of them? Why me we just discovered we just randomly chose a cheap manhunter to give us money. I know why don't we make one for the fucking podcast. That's what have we stopped making merchandise for the podcast? That's a great idea. Is that where we are now? What is that for the podcast? Like a fucking t-shirt from the old name. No, we'd burn so bad. It's just continued. I know. We don't have anything. It's horseshit. We had like fluids.

You know, we had a survey on the website asking people what kinds of merchandise they like and Podcast merchandise was the number one most requested really That's a don't be always request what doesn't exist though. I mean, it's not like the easiest thing Well, say none of those people will buy it The podcast is also free with a merchandise be free I'm looking this up now where is our did we would sell a stack of these at convention? The podcast is also free with a merchandise B free. That's true. Wait a minute. I'm looking this up now. Where is our...

We would sell a stack of these at convention. I think I may mention this on the podcast I'm not sure. But when we got the first six of these before RTX, before we got thousands of them, we had six in the office. And it was like, we were like power rangers, like running around with the more first, like there's six on the planet. And then there's like thousands and you know,

kind of lost its luster. But I still like them. them. Yeah but now you can be a power-anger too. You're you're logo on the store site looks like a uh a power-anger thing all your fists in the middle showing this okay the achievement hunter logo slap band it's a two pack for six ninety five six I said achievement hunter did you guys you can't't fucking hear dude? Your nose got in the way of his here. I love you. What happened? So Gavin with your enormous nose I'm talking about it is broken. Does that? That's not what made it big though. You just made it. That's what made it bent and crooked, though Look, he's got shit on yeah, it goes to the left. I think everybody's got that a little bit

I had a buddy college Scott his nose was fucking 45 degree angle I fell on it when I was a kid and it just it looked fine at the time when I was about three and then it grew in a sideways You fell on your nose. I just tripped out the back door onto my nose Please Till this story I like Kevin to his nose. It's so big. It hasn't even fallen his face. I feel like stopped him. And I ended up just like walking. I was looking at him and he tilted to one side, fell at her and felt like, again, you felt off of his own nose. So, had you ever thought about getting job based on your nose?

Like, could you get like a commercial for an allergy medication? You could be like the before. No, I was thinking like, Kleenex, like with a certain board, I bet you can blow the shit out of that nose. To be surprised. How does it look in slow-mo? Never done that. I always want to do a slow-mo. I don't sneeze through my nose. I sneeze through my mouth. Are you still conscious about your nose at all? Not at I was gonna say I don't have to look at it because I do

Everyone can see that nose right because mine is like right in my vision. I look down Damn across my eyes, I can see mine mine's always there. I'm always right in my vision. I look down. I look down and cross my eyes like in Simeon. Mine's always there. I'm always being in my- I said, play with FPS, because it'll look like you got a house. Gavin, the Robin can never turn his head off. And the right trigger just goes, someone's fadding.

Gavin, this is the thing about the, the G-MineHunter office though. Gavin always gets farted on. Like if anyone has to fart, it goes to Gavin. It's kind of tired. Guy, of the fray. True. Oh, I think, my test should all work in fire, mate. Gavin always gets farted on like if anyone has to fart it goes to get in kind of tired guy My professional work environment

You know you had to shish me earlier because I said something that I forgot that I was in a workplace I Well, it's actually entertainment on the podcast when he walks out The middle of our break room and says about his friend He goes oh, Daniel fuck anybody who messages on Because we got a funny message on Facebook. Oh Gavin said me He showed me his phone. He showed me a funny message Yeah, Gavin sent me. He showed me his phone. He showed me a funny message. I'm a girl. Do you want to read this out? Okay. What were you in the first message?

Don't say the name of the person, but this message to me from a girl on Facebook. Huge fan of the slow-mo guys. Love your work. Am I reading the whole conversation? Yeah, right. Okay. Do you want to be the girl? I'll be the girl and you'll be you. I don't like you. I'll be the girl. You're the girl. I'm the girl. You're the girl last time, buddy. I'm a huge fan of the slow-mo guys. I love your work. Thanks. I don't know if Daniels told you about me. Ha ha. I don't know. Maybe. What should I know about you? You may have mentioned a three-some. That's the kind of Capital D colon.

Where's the capital D? Is that like a super frowny face? It's like a oh my gosh face, I guess. It's like a frowny face. Like he didn't tell you. So Gavin showed me this. Kiss has smart Gavin's getting Gavin showed it to me. And while he's looking at it, there's the response bar. I immediately tapped it and typed in, okay, it said. But it's a fucking screenshot. He was smart and I've not just shown me a live version of it. Whatever I show someone, someone on my phone,

I take a picture of him. I already saw him send okay anyway, so. So I told him to work it out. Yeah. So these should film that slow-mo. Conversations already happen. I already saw him send okay anyway So Already happened I believe that first thing Damn got that we're at lunch he goes It's gonna almost

I'm sorry and he's like spit You're gonna spit around Jesus I'm sorry and he's like spit roaster Spitter Showing a big thing part of our welcome to a top five podcast Did all the fans So we were talking earlier guys before he read the ads today Saying talking to Lindsay saying Lindsay don't cut these ads. Apparently Lindsay cut the ads out of Warner Podcasts. Yeah, look at that caught it though.

So Lindsay, who is your lovely girlfriend, Michael, she is the young lady who edits the podcast. Let me ask you a question, Gus. Why does it Lindsay sit in, Lindsay just walked in. Whoa, my God, that's hurt her. She doesn't even work in this building. Happened again, it happened to me at a party where I mentioned somebody and they walked in too. Hey Lindsey come in here Lindsey

so she's So the question I have is if Lindsey edits the podcast and I was like talk to Lindsey about notes Yeah, why doesn't Lindsey just sit in here even on days when she's not on the on the podcast? I feel guilty taking her time She's got a lot of stuff going on and I feel like I only get one day of her work for the podcast And I don't want to suspend it in here. Okay. Lindsay. Does that make sense? Yeah, you also do like the recitals. Do you do the recap? You do other productions. You probably editing DVD shit.

RT life and the recap for the other weekly duties that I have but other than that, I just hop on over Whatever project needs a doing that week. Speaking of aty life, people are going to watch Michael Shucking up a five pound dollar. Whoa, we don't know, Gavin, I could have won. You know, you could still win and chuck it up though. No. Yeah. You're gonna throw many ruined it. I didn't throw anything. You could have swallowed it. I won. Hey Lindsey, cut it. We can't pay that out. Note to self. So last week we had, you probably remember, we had a discussion where there was a contract for a bet in which Gavin was going to pay Michael $500 if he could eat a five pound gummy bear in 90 minutes. And I was actually worried. He had so much

confidence that I was, I was a bit scared of it. It's also Gavin makes the worst bet ever and I just destroy him usually in every bet And it's always some dumb ass like I've spent a lot of money on nothing. It's usually not hard It's more stupid he'll go for dumb like like he bet me to drink of an entire bottle of barbecue sauce All right You know the entire time that we were in Australia together. You know what he kept trying to get me to do What's that he wanted me to sit in a fountain any fountain that we passed I had to sit in it for a minute and cry and Then get up and leave with my pants. What is absolutely done?

That's been my go-to bet for like four years. What is it? No one has ever done it? He just said he do it What do you want just cry? Just sit and just sit and like look really sad and cry for a minute Why are you getting like splashed with a fountain? Self-permanent I would do that in a heartbeat, but we don't have to the whole point is we're not just gonna go to a fountain You have to be to let pass and buy a fountain. Okay, go cry in that for a minute Maybe if you came out and we struggled around some fountains a little more than the fucking bed would have come up You guys go out on the time, don't you? Yeah, my fountains apparently we go We do we do lunchtime swims

You're a punch time swims, do you party swimming? We do night time drinking, the pool. How did that, so how did a kid from Jersey befriend a kid? Where the fuck are you from in England? Oxford. Oxford, here. How did this bromance grow? What happened? It's pretty good, man.

I'm really happy with it. It's good, it's a good relationship. I'm happy with it too. By three years ago, I used to have a little bromance going with Brandon, but we don't have that. We don't have anything we don't have anything You're so finicky lost it. I'm just jealous I just realized I've never been invited to lunchtime swims. Yeah, well you wouldn't come anyway. What's up? How do you know that?

I don't put that on him. Don't forget we drink we drink the sunny day in Volka It sounds awful. I wouldn't want to do that Yeah, no shit. So you guys go in your lunch break here Michael leaves Sometimes I'm gonna go to the spy damn it. What happened Gavin keeps hitting the desk over and over Bad things So you guys go and you launch break you Michael lives some some guys buy Damn it. What happened Gavin keeps hitting the desk over and over again No, no he keeps putting his fucking drinks on my copy This is a Replay this is a repeat of like two weeks ago again the exact same thing

I'm getting it ready cuz I have to read it in a minute Like maybe Your nose blocked the top of the arm made it looking it out. Like I just look you also reflective stuff. I've given up on a pointing out the fact you put your headphones on backwards because I just assumed that's the natural state for you. That's why I didn't even see anything about it. I don't even guess anything last week about it. No, probably not. Maybe. I'm still on back with my hair. You can be wrong for the rest of your life. But the top spin in front of your eyes, like your fucking biceps.

I'll put them on the front of the back. There you go. Hey, do they make Bluetooth earphones for an iPod? Yeah. I want to get that. Can you hear through your head? Yes. Yes, they have a... I forget the name of the brand of it, but there was a cell phone headset you could wear and it would It would there's no mic it would it was just an earpiece, but it would get your mic through the oh I think job I made it wasn't a job. Yeah, I want to say we job. Oh, that's where the name comes Yeah, but if you like like sealed you say you poured like wax into your ear and it's the perfect seal for your ears. Yes Would sound travel through your face to your ear. Let me tell you something Gavin Here we go.

Big face. Again, look, preparing it. I'm trying to say this. Have you ever seen a game show where they put someone, like, and they're talking about something from someone they don't want them to know, so they have to put headphones on? Yeah.

Do they hear through their fucking face? I think they also play music on that. Yeah, that's the point. No, they don't. Yeah, they do. Or maybe they do. But no, you can what if there's a perfect ceiling you can't hear The sound which I'm doing it With that this not a perfect seal

I'm just talking about like there's no air gap whatsoever Call my seal not perfect you You can call my seal not perfect you fucking up What are your fingers and fingers and fingers and fingers and fingers See a back to criticize Yeah, isn't that, isn't that? Like sealing your ears wouldn't make a vacuum on the inside See you do it. No, what? No, wouldn't. Oh you're right, it would just be in there Well based on your theory, deaf people get here because they can like feel sound

But deaf people don't opt deaf because they've got blocked ear And deaf people get their ears when they watch through But that would be the best cure You go to to the doctor every 30 years and be in debt. I get to shit now. I'm so scared to get to. What I'm saying is, sound is just like a vibration of the air, isn't it? It's like a frequencies of air moving. If something is loud and forceful enough to travel through the skin and bone on your face,

to your ear drum, having something in your ear wouldn't affect it. Surely there's an explosion loud enough that you can hear what's perfectly sealed is. I think he's the sound goes through your head. I could see that. I mean, it's also why your voice sounds different when you listen back to it on a recording because you're used to hearing your own voice

through your head. So yeah. Or when you sound it. It would be horrible though. If the ear through your head, you had to walk around with your mouth open. It's probably really hard. It probably really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, Can we just just like go to the cheaper out and just put a plastic bag on his head? I'll tie it. Yeah, can you hear me now? Watch it turn blue in the face. Did you ever listen to those? I was like a binaural sound

Things where they record with the two mics exactly where the ears would be yes, and they can like They have a fake like mannequin head with with mics in the exact same place in the drum would be and like put a bag on the head And when you listen to it with the right Here headphones in it feels like someone put a bag on your head because I mean backwards for you because you have your headphones up backwards You're saying so no I've never recording and they have two microphones and they set them equally a part is what your eardrums would be and The one the left mic is the left channel and the right mic is the right channel So when you listen back to these things there's a bunch on YouTube. So it's like directional all. So what it is, it takes, well, beyond direction, like you could pinpoint exactly

where you're supposed to be. Because your brain can differentiate the very slight delays in sound between one air and the other that you, you have like a visual map of whether it's even there's not that. So the other guy who walks around the set up talking and you can close your eyes and you know where he is in the room. So something I never thought about till right now is if you're deaf in one year, you can't tell where sounds coming from. That thing, that's true.

Well, you might go to meet just from the loudness of it. True, but it might be accurate. Distant. There's also certain angles, I think, in front where you've got a hearing blind spot where you can't tell whether it's in front or behind. There's a certain angle between areas. Interesting.

Yeah. But it's really cool, those by no means. There's one way you're getting a haircut. Yeah, that's what I remember. And he's, it feels like he's shaving your head. It's so weird. Yeah, it's so cool. You need to pair stereo headphones for it to work properly.

But yeah, you just go on YouTube and I'll look up the title now. That's really interesting. It's top. I was wondering why deaf people couldn't develop like sonar where they just scream at stuff and then You always wonder that you always Once I was born I have question this But like think about it. You can't do that. They're receptors for the sonar No, I meant what what what do you mean? Why would deaf people do that? Yeah, well one to be awesome

Because it's good Well, you know what are they? What are they? You're a predator now? Well, you know, you hate all deaf people. They don't need to you think blind people would do that I like Lindsey's like a academy for the handicap. She is blind who walk on the just punch. It's like the worst possible solution. They just walk in the direction of the hand that hurts the least. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. Welcome to the bloody charity. You're like, we're so good at ours.

Well, I broke my wrist, so I'm gonna get it. The blood he was running, we're really at ours. And the people are on the screen. The best thing I've ever done. The greatest war ever. I've ever done a leash-to-always challenge. I guess you got it. You think it's the greatest war ever. You're the best. I'm just gonna unleash you two obvious questions. Just a little window, a lot of people yelling,

getting punched in the face. Jesus. What it looked like. How do we get here? It's someone called... Alright, the YouTube video's got the virtual barber shop. I think it's called like, Settara or something like that.

That's a word. Settara? something like that. That's a word. Settara? Something like that. All right, go for it. Tiel and T. He leans in and which means right in your ear. Yeah. He's like, don't know this stuff and then he just goes like,

Settara and it's really creepy. And there's, it's got 13 million views, which also, congratulations Gavin, you have a video that just broke 20 million views in two. I can't get my head around that number. Sometimes I'm sat in like a football stadium and I'm like

This is a dump load of people in here, and it's like 25,000 people. Yeah 20 million So it's like for every person almost for every person in that stadium like a thousand views. Yeah Everyone in New York And Los Angeles and Houston in Chicago watched your video. That's about 22 million More than that, isn't it? What is New York? Is it your 10? I thought New York was like 14. Okay, sure. It's like a third of the UK.

What is? 20 million. A third of the UK. That's wow. That's a crazy way to look at it. A third of the UK. It's like two thirds of Canada, right? Canada's like 30 million. What's that? Isn't Canada only like 30 million people? Is that really Britain and not the UK? Do you count like Canadians as a full, like the, do they count as a full American?

The conversions pretty much one to one at this point. I was amazed at the population of Canada. It's like 90% next right next to the border of the US. Like nothing up there. I think it's like 90% of the overall population of Canada lives within 60 miles of the US border. That's crazy. Yeah, shit.

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I saw. I was trying so hard. I was focused. Thank you, Alphabrine. The Alphabrine has focused. It was like, keep reading. Speaking of me banging my knee, we did a rage quit together the other day last week. We did. And we're playing slender again That it's just a super jumpy game. It's not really that scary. Just like it scares the piss out of me It's not that scary. It just scares the piss out of you. Yeah, it just let me see really jumpy

And I I led back and I banged my knee on the underneath of his desk so hot You are like the jumpiest catiest person ever just like you're like cat cat is a cat Like it's like it's something happens. You want to fucking fly off and just like coming to a wall or something we actually recorded some live action we are you gonna put that up as a separate video yes behind the scenes not be good I'm flinging all over the place your video actually has in the last 30 seconds has the picture picture yeah you guys actually doing it yeah but I think they're gonna put the entire I'm gonna I'm gonna make a behind the scenes video which is all it's just like clips of

the picture we'll explain what the game slender is for somebody who's never played it. It's about the slenderman. It's like Thank you. Yeah, you say it's for the fucking explanation asshole You're working through the woods. You're trying to find pages on which are a part about it's about pretty hard What star Wars about? Star War. Some people fighting in the darkness. What Star Wars about? It doesn't have Batman.

Okay, what is slender? So you're walking around the woods. It's dark, it's nighttime. You're trying to find eight pages. And the longer you take to find pages, this dude is following you through the woods. And he will crop up in certain places. If you look at him for too long, he'll get all up in your face and kill you. But you basically have to run, you've got a flash file. So it's very scary. So hunted by this like faceless dude and so the long,

long face to get pages. That's when he shows up. I always start from watching, because I'm only ever watching David. Basically, if you don't get the first page quick enough, he'll just, he'll just stop on and you, and if you stand still long enough, he'll just come up here and tell you. I thought if you grabbed the pages, he showed up you had to run. So it gets like more aggressive, more pages you get. There's these nicely there before you've got the first page unless you take forever and then it'll show up and just kill you. But it's one of those things where it's just like you turn a corner and there he is. Yeah, we're in the building. I was going to say because

in this live action thing, this isn't in the rage quit that came out but there's a bit where we, I just turn out a corner and you just stood in the building that we're in and I was wondering why on the rage quit you can only hear my cool scream and it's cause on the on the live video I am flinging back in my chair and I'm like sliding down my chair like it looks like they're driving in a car that got hit by another car It's both just like you know shake off to the side they disappear off the camera It's pure off cameras. It's pretty funny plus you have to have headphones on when you play because there's some pretty intense music Yeah, that which makes it for like the reactions and why it's so much more legit.

Like we have like the headphones really turned up. So if you're like watching the video, the sound effects don't play as much as if you watch it like with headphones on. Like we had it cranked up. And Gavin like, I saw you in just looking through the footage of the live version. Gavin constantly taking all his headphones.

He's like, it's loud in my ears, my friend. It's scary. That's really funny. But before before Lindsey came in and gave us her cure for deafness. That doesn't cut the son off. Which is just the scream all the time. There was a great, do you remember those? I was thinking about that for a while. Clearly. Wow. You know? Because that's what deaf people need to suffer. But when they can see perfectly. But do you remember deep thoughts by Jack-Jack and Pete? They were on Saturday Live. They think there was a great when he had, which was if trees could scream, would people

be so cavalier about cutting them down? Maybe if they screamed all the time for no good reason. That's what I imagine. There's deaf people walking around screaming all the time for no good or missing. That's what I imagine. There's deaf people walking around screaming all the time. But did you read about the soundless room, which is the world's quietest room by design? Oh, that's designed to, you know. I've like, a little like,

like, angled bits of foam on the inside. It's, yeah, it's, and it's so, it's got sound absorption on the floor, on the ceiling everywhere, and it's like encased and concrete. I can read you the specs here. I can't imagine hearing nothing, because I feel like when I'm in a silent room,

my brain lifts the bottom level of noise, so I just hear stuff that's really quiet. The longest that anyone has been able to stay in this room is 45 minutes. What, just because it's really? Because they can't stand it. Wow. And they have to leave of how quiet it is.

They probably just can hear their own heart and hear their own breathing. Yeah, and they're digestive track. Oh, it is. And they can hear stand it and they have to leave of how quiet is they can hear their own heart and hear their in breathing Yeah, they're digestive track. Oh, it is. Yeah, they can hear their digestive track. Yeah, they hear their body crazy Because all that stuff is below the noise floor of the just the world and so you're not hearing your mind I've been in bed at night and it's really quiet and you turn over and you hear all the stuff in your stomach just swash over You realize that you you just got like loads of sacks of liquid. It's all just like big. Yeah, it's a lot of liquid. There was a thread on reddit. I didn't follow up to find out whether or not it was true, but someone said that, you know, going off your your soundless room, someone said that if you lay in a dark room and cover your eyes with like half a ping pong ball, I'll look at it and turn on a radio with like just static for white noise in the background.

That within just a couple of minutes you start hallucinating. What? It's like sensory deprivation. Since you can't see anything, since it's dark and you have these things over your eyes, and then there's just that white noise in the background that your mind starts inventing things

to keep itself occupied. I think the most common thing it said was that people start imagining rainbows. What the fuck? Fuck. You see there's some rainbows. It's Fuck! You see those rainbows? Embedded into the static. In the static?

Like secret codes? Did you ever see that thing that did in Portal where if you took that radio in one of the rap man's dens, it would play like, it would sound like a modem or a facts machine just going like, and if you played it into a certain audio piece of software, it would print a picture of the companion cube sitting on the moon. Do you ever see that? Oh I think it's over there. It's cool.

That was a very cool hidden message. They just like anyone would just think it was just random noise. Man. That's really weird. It's actually a real picture. You can actually see it low because as the sound is going in this piece of software is decoding these sounds, it's really fuzzy, isn't it? It looks like a picture that was actually taken on the moon. It's like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don white noise and put it on your headphones. Step two, cut the ping pong ball in half and tape each half over your eyes. Turn the red light on so it's facing your eyes. So therefore at least 30 minutes and you'll start to lose your name.

Just fucking crazy. I really don't want to do that. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it crazy. You're going to like stab your soul. I always think when I see stuff like this that, ah, I'll be fine. Like the Chinese water torture, which is basically just when you lie down and water just drips on your forehead over and over again. And you think, what is so bad about that? But you see people react to it on TV and stuff and how emotional it makes them, and they end up like freaking out

and they wanna get out and they're crying. I feel like that wouldn't happen to me. But I'm in torture, Gavin. I know it would. Like I feel confident that I'd be okay with it, but I wouldn't wanna do it anyway. But you know if you can't trust yourself. Yeah, because you're an idiot.

It doesn't really like, there's something psychological about it too. like I probably feels like someone's just drilling very slowly into your head Yeah, they're putting you just on the same exact point over and over again. It's random as well. How long did it take? Not that long. Let's film it and find out and why why is it called Chinese water torture? Because it did in China did they I think so. What's like a Chinese bird, isn't it? Did they do that in China? Chinese bird. No, we call it the same bird here. You mean bird here? Yeah, we're like, like, pushing the time.

I remember Gus Freak-Towell was like, called it the Mexican wave, because apparently you just called it the way. No, we didn't. He was like, what the fuck are you talking about? Wait, what? Oh, in the crowd. Did the stadium really?

It's a Mexican wave. Oh. That was a custom thing. What the fuck do you call it that? Everyone does. No, I've never heard that, can you say that at that one time? Did, I, did,

Gaminner were talking about the whole lemonade thing on the podcast. No. We got in like a screaming match. It's in one of our swims. I guess I was confused as to what lemonade was. I was sort of seven up with lemonade. What?

All of a sudden he's being perfectly understandable about this and reasonable. He, he, okay, go ahead. What did he tell you? Well, I was like, Lindsey, he's mentioned something about lemonade lemonade and I can't remember what he said It's like it's it's seven up and she's like no, it's not she's like that explains it because she was in England once with her Family I'm not sure where she was but she asked for lemonade and they kept giving her seven up and she's like

I'm on lemonade and they're like you have it right there and like Gavin's like it's fucking it's fizzy lemonade It's fizzy okay, so if I was in a shop in England and I bought some R-Wites lemonade, I would put it, it's just like clear fizzy drink. It's like cider. No, it's like completely see-through. So it's like 7-up. It's 7-up, so I know the drink and stuff. I've had it, I know exactly what you're talking about. It's called lemonade. It's fizzy. It's clear and it's fizzy.

So what's lemonade here? What is lemonade? It's like lemon and sugar. Is lemon juice water and sugar? So it's not fizzy. No. So what's lemonade here? What is lemonade? It's like lemon and sugar is lemon juice water and sugar So it's not fizzy. No, that sounds way better. It is way better I mean I just hate all fizzy drinks. I'm I'm into Dr. Pepper That's a good drink. Yeah, you spill the shit ton of it over there Jan the pen at my house Oh, hi at the workplace

Also just you know he did also that, you see he spilled on his desk. Yeah. When he wiped it up with the paper towel, I think he may have put those on your desk. Yeah, listen, listen, listen, I can interrupt you here for a second. If you're gonna burp or y'all or whatever, just do it. The voice that everybody makes when they're trying not to, like, oh, like, does the talk like he was doing? We all do the same thing. Just don't do it. I wasn't burping. He was talking. Why are you talking like, I was just talking. Even did like a chin down kind of thing with a two. We all do the same thing just don't do it. I wasn't working. I was talking why are you talking like Even did like a chin down kind of thing with a two

I didn't notice but I never burped though. All right People was run for a few sentences like that and then just go That was more of the like so that might be on your desk. That was more of like a how is telling the story so my desk is descriptive my desk is near my I want to apologize to you for involving I feel your criticism. I really do my desk is nearest to the door in the treatment office Which means it's the abuse desk. Yep stuff gets left on it Burnie came in the other day put, which means it's the abuse desk. Yep. Stuff gets left on it. Bernie came in the other day, put a grape under the keyboard and I just went shit in. Nah, did he make the word please? Did he find it?

Did he use a phrase? Nah, didn't find it for a while. I was sticking it out. Then I gave Jeff a little mint, he flopped them all over my desk. Did you explain what flopbed is, please? Spatum, that was the thing you got. Thank you. And the fricking that he spills up to Pe and watch it smears it will live my death.

The thing about the, the Bernie with the grape under the the keyboard thing was he did it. I was sitting there. I didn't even see him do it. Like people come in and out of the office like a million times. So just like I see people coming and going but unless they like like talked to me generally won't turn. So Gavin comes in and he's like was Bernie just in here? I'm like I don't think so.

He's like what did you do? I'm like he can do anything. You're like, no, he did something. What did you do to my dad? I saw him out in the hole And I was like he said you hate me. Yeah, but what did you do? I was like, he didn't do anything down. I was like, hmm, so he's is down and then like I don't know how long it was 15 20 seconds later He left up his keyboard. He's like, oh It's done it If you'd left it there long enough, you'd have wine.

That's true. He was doing you a favor. I was making raisins. You're making raisins? You can't make raisins. You can't make raisins if it's squished. They don't squish them before they make raisins too. How do dehydrate a grape?

How do dehydrate anything? I don't saw it on the guitar. How do you do it? Leaving the sun? Yeah. Oh. What are those like dehydrating machines that you can do? I don't think they accelerate the process. I do that

The water out. Oh, yeah, it's a good question. They spend a round How does a dehydrated work while I'm looking that up Gavin Gavin asked that they spin them around till they're empty Like a centrifuge you have a separate on the water out Dehydrator, but salad spita Yeah, yeah, I think I did centrifuge, you know they separate all the water out. I don't know if they dehydrate or work. Did you have a salad spinner? Yeah, I think I did. This is what I'm missing out of. What's a salad spinner?

Salad spinner. You put my favorite, so it's like a chalde. It's like a chalde. Like when you make a salad, you wash all the vegetables and shit, right? But it's wet. You want to get the water off of it. Yeah. You put it in a salad spinner and you turn a handle

and through like centrifugal force, all of the water comes out of the sides. Okay. And it makes a mess everywhere. Yeah, you do it in the sink. Yeah. Okay. That way it dries all the water off. This is the most unimpressive, I'm excited, answer it all the time.

All right, a dehydrator works by exposing food to low temperatures of heat for a long period of time. That's it. It makes it hot. So you could do it in your oven, just like turn it on to like 200 degrees or like a barbecue grill or something. Yeah, basically you just kinda cook things

kinda cook things a little bit. That's dehydrated for me. I guess that's how they make a race. That's very unimpressive. Basically you just kind of cook things a little bit I guess how they make a raise it's very impressive so we Speaking of high temperatures or low high temperatures, you know, I brought out that thermometer I have the other day low high temperatures and The one that you can kind of shoot like it shoots a laser and you can target it at different things Chris took it for me and had it all fucking day measuring temperatures of everything he could He bugged the shit out of me He took the temperature of my computer. He took the temperature of my coffee. I was like get the fuck out of here

We were doing everyone the handle the handle of the annex to open the door in the afternoon when the sun's like over here It's like a hunt the handles 140 degrees to open that door really really quick See that that's what I was saying the other day on the podcast was that I wish See that that's what I was saying the other day on the podcast was that I wish Everything had the sensitivity of my hands because my hands are are They are equally as sensitive as and it's insensitive as I want them to be like I can grab something super hot and it's okay You know if you're expecting it well you have that's a way you have the like two seconds of Freedom like if you hold a really hot thing for two seconds, it's gonna really burn you.

But you have that two seconds to like feel the heat and then put it down. But like to find texture my hands, I can feel like braille. You can feel braille with your hand, little bumps and discern what they are. But then likewise, you can take that same hand and grab something hot with it.

But you're like, you can put a little bit hot and put it like the back of your neck or on your back or the back of your knee, you're like freak out. It's a chill hot. But you can't adapt. Your other skin doesn't adapt. The last one you do.

The worst thing is when you test the shower with your hand, you're like perfect. You get in, you're like, oh my god. You're like on fire. You're fucking flashes melting off. I feel like my knob is not a sensitive ear. Go ahead, please tell us what you feel like. How did you test it? What do you say in the shower?

Like, what's that feels hot on my back back doesn't feel as hot on my knob. Okay. It's because it's wearing a sweater. Specifically, you're Johnson. Specifically, that doesn't feel as sense of my gentleman. Is your knob now the whole, there's just one part of the knob, the whole knob, the complete unit is just the whole thing des De-sensitized. Yeah, you feel like it's not, is that more you? Is that nothing to happen when you turn 23?

Dude, you can't, you can't. You're always better test the temperature of water with your elbow, aren't you? Because your hand doesn't detect properly. I know, you dunk your elbow in. When you have a baby to put in the bar, you're gonna test it with your elbow. If it's hot on your elbow, it's hot to the baby. If it's hot on your hand, it might, you know, there's cool on your hand, it might still be hot for a baby. Test with your elbow. If it's hot on your elbow, it's hot to the baby. If it's not your hand it might you know There's cool on your hand it might still be hot for a baby test with your elbow I never heard of baby tips everybody. I know I don't have a baby Just a test like the formula on the inside of your arm as opposed to okay Speaking of babies, go ahead babies

So school started again this week, right? Yeah, my Facebook feed is fucking filled with kids I don't give a shit about on their first day of school. Delia, take them off. There are so many, I found something that helps me with this. I, so there's so many fucking pictures in my Facebook feed of little kids holding signs, saying my fucking first day of first grade. That says my fucking first day. That's a loud mouthful.

Fucking day, asshole. Don't give a shit. So, goddammit, sorry. There's this plug-in for chrome for google chrome called unbaby.me and you can install it in the chrome and anytime you browse Facebook it looks for certain keywords and if there's that

keyword's hit like there's gonna be a baby picture it removes it and puts in an alternate photo from Instagram that you want so like you can choose like I want photos of Kate up to the show up instead of babies. So these people said, oh she said,

no, it doesn't even care that. It just says baby removed. And then there's a picture of Kate up to the show. I even removed. It's awesome. I love this. I love this generation of time that we're in. Do you think I would work for like prom photos?

You can say whatever you want. Yeah, so you can just choose whatever keywords it is. By default, it removes babies. Ducks face removed. basically by default it removes babies and that's pictures of cats But you can customize whatever you want that's so much better It's like you're looking it up. Do you think there's someone furious about all the baby shit like not actual poop But the thing that you just said like to come to him babies and like finally now it's all cats So you know this person out there was like thank God like every time they see 40,000 pictures of fucking cats, that would be the happiest cat lady ever who invented that.

Right, I've seen the exact same thing. I'm pretty happy. Anytime I see my Facebook baby removed, I'm like, yeah. And that's the one to see the face of the internet. I just don't like this school started because all the fucking traffic came back. Yeah. That drives me insane, man.

Well, it's like, you know, it's that people all now are on the same schedule essentially because people who work, they're like, I will show up at nine during the summer. You know, now it's like, well the kids all get dropped off at 7.30. So everyone's on the roads at 8 and clogging things up. And also Austin, where we record the podcast is a university town. We have one of the biggest universities in the US here. University of Texas.

It's literally like a town. It's like 50 to 70 people like garbage trucks here, university of Texas. It's literally like a town. It's like 50,000 people like garbage trucks with the University of Texas. It's a bit of a police department. Yeah. Do they have the same power as the real police? Yes, but I had to learn that. You're kind of in the, like, security guards, but that.

I don't know if you mad if I was, if I ended up in jail and I was arrested by a university cop Yeah, that'd be bad Well, I had won the point out that my inspection sticker was inspired And he said hey your inspection inspired and I go oh, yeah, I keep meaning to you know get my car Inspector and he goes well, I'll tell you what I won't write you ticket for now. He was like in the little booth He's like in this little traffic booth, you know, and I was usually going to spend the wave me through and he pointed out That was expired he goes well, I won't write you ticket for it this time

And the last guy he goes I'm gonna write you That's what you get that's funny I'm gonna write you down. I'm gonna write you down. I laughed at him. That's what you get. That's funny. I did call it dude, I though, surely. You did? Sure I can. So is that his discretion?

Do you have that on jail? You teach them like that. There's a jail on campus. You know some football stadiums have jails. They're the whole drunk people. Yeah, I'm a bit drunk. I guarantee you. You teach these whole drunk people too.

It's probably what they have in their most of the time. Interesting. So you've lost a cup and it's totally changed. You cackled in his face. I just ate it. Yeah, shit. That worked out a little bit. Have fun in your booth more. What could you do? You want to swear at a policeman? Sure. That's free speech. That's free speech, yeah. I guess you could do that in England.

You can't threaten a cop, but you could swear it one for sure. So you said you could be careful because you can very easily cross the line into a verbal assault. Well, isn't that what so is? It's verbal. Yes, that was verbal. It's verbal. But you know what I've been assaulted because they don't know what to talk about. Like if some cop gave you a ticket and you said thanks a lot Jackass Then he probably can't do anything

Heat or she could not do anything to you, but they could probably be excused to you another ticket The thing that to is like they can't do anything like in the final court of law Like if you went to court for it, but like you're not gonna be like you can't do that Like the cop would do whatever the fuck he wants like if the guys are dick If you want to be a dick and right you a ticket, I'll write you a ticket, it's like do you want to go to court? He'll do you a dick it? Yeah, you're a dick it. Do you want to spend your time and money, like taking off of work, going to court,

and it's like I'm going to pay the $30 bucks and the guys are prick. Did you ever see that? Did you ever see that video? I love cops. There was this high speed chase, and the guy driving the car, I think it was a racial attack,

but I love the policeman, it was really bad. So there's a black guy driving a car and all these cops are chasing him He rolls his car and like flips out the window like you see him just land face down the ground And then like seven cops rush him and just what he's unconscious Just whacking. How have it? I bet he woke up thinking wow as a hell of a wreck. Oh, he's in Yeah, it's totally absolutely fine Then just like all his bones broke about these cops. It's like a video from a helicopter, right? No

It's a video from the from one of the police cars he stops. I've seen more like that. Yeah. It's like a video from a helicopter, right? No, it's a video from one of the police cars. It stops. I've seen it more like that. Yeah, it's crazy. A Russian guy was driving by and he had a dash cam. Okay, luckily Russian truck. I swear, half the videos I see on the internet now are from Russian dash cams. What's the point which you decide I'm gonna buy a dash cam?

When people probably commit like fraud against you or make fake allegations, you're like, I need to record everything in my life to disprove other people. Then apparently that happens all the time in Russia and everyone has a damn dash cam. Because everything that happens is great for the dash cam industry.

It really is, live leak.com. They probably love it more than anybody else. Or the dash cam manufacturers too. So when we were talking earlier about the Chinese water torture and I asked how Chinese water torture got the name Chinese why was it associated with China? I bet it's nothing to do with China. I couldn't see anything online about it, but it reminded me of There was a you know in World War one ended a big part of it was the end of the conflict and you know defeating the The Great War what's that the Hun yeah, but another part of it too is that one of the things that ended World War one was the fact

It was an enormous flu pandemic at the exact same time like when you see a lot of the parades like photos from the parades of the victory And all that you see a lot of people were in surgical masks because it was a there was the biggest flu pandemic in modern history Where right how do you know died from that? I was like six million Like what wide? Yeah, I want to say was that I want to say was that high, I look at the numbers, but one of the crazy things about it was called the Spanish flu. Do you know why it's called the Spanish flu? No idea. Okay, you would think it's because it came from Spain, right?

It didn't. It didn't come from Spain. Had nothing to do with Spain. The reason it's called the Spanish flu is because when the flu started to take off, all the global news organizations decided to not print information about the flu. The one country that was printing information to tell people what to do about it was Spain.

And so all the information about the flu is coming out of Spain and therefore it was called the Spanish flu. Did that actually lead to Spanish fly? I don't know. But it's like the people who are doing the right thing, they get like a label for now this the flu is named for them. It's like so I flew, had nothing to do with pigs. 1918 spreading even to the Arctic and remote Pacific islands between 50 and 130 million people died. Wow, that's a huge higher than I expected. Six million Gus. Yeah, making it one of the most, one of

making it one of the deadliest natural disasters in the history. Well, people just put these back then or with like really good stuff. Dude, no we're due for a flu pandemic. Alright we're due for it. Fuck it, praise waiting. I'll fight the flu. They come around every now and then man. How does the flu kill you?

Probably through dehydration? Dehydration? Drowning through pneumonia or dehydration, sure. This water dude. Take that flu. I'll drink the shit out of the water. Can you just die from fever? Is that something you just...

I think you can't give a good time. Your orange is just starting to shut down. Yeah, could you bring... We got AC now, okay? 1918 didn't have that. No, you get fucked up. I got sick a few years ago. And my fever got up to 106. And I remember thinking, oh shit. Like, what's the point at which I need to go to the hospital?

Yeah, probably want to say. Can you just get an icy water and cool down? It might help temporarily, yeah. Doesn't it? But yeah, what a song is on. It sounds like... Probably should be getting in the car. Can you just get an icy water and cool down? It might help temporarily, yeah. But yeah, what if something's on something? Probably should be getting in the car, going to the hospital. Wow. That's really, really high.

Yeah, and then I was telling my wife, like, I might need a hospital, like, no, you don't. Because I think that's what it was. It's a pretty high fee. How many months had she had the insurance policy? I love that people's, I should go to the hospital threshold, very so much. Like a lot of people I know would be like Or straight there

At the first sign of any illness and I would be the exact opposite where I'd be waiting until I was like you had a fucking stroke And you still haven't gone. It's true. I should do something about that at some point. I mean what can they do? Should they go do an MRI on your head? Probably check his brain. Maybe Maybe like there's an empty cavity in the head. We're gonna brain typically goose. Gavin's actually been clinically dead for years. This is the part that's graced.

You know how, uh, no. No. You know how the body constantly regenerates cells. Not my body, but go ahead. Are there cells in your body that, because I assume every cell dies and it's replaced with the cell, like all the time. So you're probably not physically the same person that you were when you were born.

You probably regenerated several times over. Maybe at different, like different pieces, maybe the bone regenerates slower and stuff. But what is the oldest piece of your body that's, is there a piece of your body that you were born with? Your cells, your eyeballs. Your cells do not regenerate. No, I've cells. You can't regrow nerve cells. But surely they have to grow because you have, we probably have longer ones when you're an adult versus when you're

A baby. I think your eyes a maximum of four years old like all this piece of your eye was wasn't there four years ago Really? I think so hmm. Obviously it will generate some exact same formation, but hmm. I've never thought about this before I'm pretty sure you're blowing my mind You'll blame my right, right? Gus, you're technically, you could be five years old. I'm the oldest. This is like, I'm five years old. I think he's been in two decades. I think even bone isn't the same bone you're born with.

Like even scar tissue, a scarred, seven piece of bone, that will regenerate still. I'm pretty sure you're not as old as your body. Gavin, I like your point, but I think we're getting dangerously close. You talking about your penis here, A.J. I just feel like I'm in a good mood. Gavin, I like your point, but I think we're getting dangerously close you talking about your penis here. I just feel like I'm a good guy. I just feel like coming. That's what she said. Hey. Guys, you don't need to make the A-Judge. Let those lie. Hey, so wait a second. So wait a second. So you're saying that the oldest thing

in your eye, the oldest cell left is for you to the cell. That's in your eye. That's in a red. I can't remember. That's cool. I'm hoping that all of the guys is reading the copy. But did you read? There was a huge experiment where they just started resetting blood cells. They could take a blood cell, and a mature adult cell, and basically reset it.

Because as you have these iterations of cells remaking themselves, that's what aging is. They just can't do it as well. You can read. You can read. You should eat it. You can have it. can really get a Good taping over the just tape over and over again So be reset a red blood cell to stem cell level like they took an adult one and set it back So if you can turn back the clock and all this what if you could solely like unage over the course of however long it takes your body to Regenerate new cells. Yeah, like I want to put some parts of be shitty like some parts of your body would be bad because they don't regenerate

It's best cells divide sometimes would they be like merging back together? Do you really not know? No cells divide the wish cells divide Go on what are you talking about? Do they not teach any level of science in the UK my my, my Tosis. Does that have, where does that happen? Where, where does it happen? To happen in humans. Sometimes.

I'm trying not to look at you. I'm trying to, like, hold on to you. Guys, they're just staring at the table. But it is. You took a D.A. G. yourself. Wouldn't you have to merge it back with it so the heart for something? Okay.

No? Oh, okay Okay so you can you ever come out. So if you could save it. Just save it. The answer is yes. Okay, what's your name? The copy? The insured answers yes, sell them out. Yes, and yes, you and you Essentially started from two half cells to make what you are now right? Divide it over and over and over again. You never seem like those like incident all the fucking documentaries about sex It's everything about every yeah It's all the same like the one sale of it comes to the four and it's like the one is like a giant massive self It was in the fucking movie species remember they fucking inject the thing and I see them back here. It's like an article about science. That's the picture

I know is in like bacteria. It was an animal's and stuff What's that? What's happening plants? I don't know nearly as much about plants. I assume yes It's a starts out as a microscopic version of itself. It gets bigger. But you get where you want to go with plants. You get bigger. It's like the fucking dinosaurs you buy that are made out of foam and you put them in water. This is what I'm just swallowing. Oh man. Get rid of that.

So where's the thing from? Like they say you can't, you can't destroy, just read that. No, no, no, go on, we can't destroy what? You can't destroy anything like, you can only change the way it is. Like maths. It can't be destroyed. You just change its form. It's a pretty fundamental level You're talking about the atomic level. Yeah, you can't get rid of stuff. You just change it Everything is matter or energy and you can you when you have one side of the equation The other side equation has to balance out. There's nothing lost in a way There will always be as much stuff in the universe as there is right now.

That's correct. Unless it will go as doubt a black hole. Maybe we'll have a black hole. No. Not any. What about it? It just can't be. It just can't be.

It just can't be. It just can't be. It just can't be. Yeah, it's a denture matter. But what about a super massive black hole? What does that mean? Super massive black hole. It's what your galaxy rotates around.

Okay, so if something falls in, it just becomes a... It's a little black hole. It's just bigger Okay, it's like it's there's no exception to this. This is one of the fundamental rules of the universe Christless He was staring at the ceiling his head cock like a dog that you know when you tell him something He's just like what I don't speak to him His head cock like a dog that you know when you tell him something. He's just like what I don't speak to him I'm not hanging open. I think it's because the term lost or destroyed with unable to retrieve that's not the same thing But has that always been the same amount of stuff like what's the smallest thing we know of and at him or like a

Yeah, the atomic particles. Yeah, has that always been that not many Has there always been a that many? Oh my god. Oh my god. Has there always been a what? The Quinn. The Quinn's have always existed. What's the tiny thing? What? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Podcasts into the science or educational section. A claim is of a gyre. Well, that... Okay, we got it. We got it.

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Do you have it, I'm sorry to tell you that quim.com is taken. Is that with one aim or two aim? Oh, it's with one. That's what I'm saying. According to government. According to government. But yeah, I just transferred my stuff there.

It was really super easy. I think my domain was trans, the one I did as a test was transferred, like in less than two hours from that old registry, registrar we used to use. What? Did you transfer Rishi's telemains? No, one of my personal ones. Okay, good, because I don't like,

I mean, I'm sure the service is great, but I don't want people knowing more of the company. No, exactly, that's why I'm not. It was just a personal one. And it was only a 10 bucks to transfer it, and that was for a year service Ten bucks ten bucks transfer it and then for a year then for you reuse for a year normal price of 15 bucks a year for registration and

Automatically gives you who is privacy. You know, this is kind of an old school internet thing too because Gus and I have been doing this for a while Gavin and Michael you guys not quite as long do you guys have any registered domain names? Yes, how you do the slow my guys calm the slow mo guys calm And then what do you do with that site just redirects to YouTube directly to YouTube? Mm-hmm. Okay, the only domain's I don't how many do you think you own? I got think I own like 22 I want to say I probably own 15 to 20. Yeah domain names. I'm gonna I started buying them back then the only place you could buy them from was network solutions and it was 70 bucks a year to get a fucking domain. Yeah We know a guy that he bought a website. He bought a domain

He bought it for $3,000 and he sold it for the domain name. He sold it for $130,000. Oh shit. Yes Well, okay to say what the domain name is. I don't know. I don't know if it's still in the same hands or what's going on with that. It's a guy we know. We play poker with him. He did this just one day. He bought a website. So he buy it to do anything with it or point thought of you worth money one day. He just recognized the domain name with a lot of money.

Didn't you guys once buy a like a final fancy related one? They sold. Yeah. So for a couple of geez. Nice. Yeah. What was it? It was ffxi.com. So you just thought, well, that's a big what was it? It was ffx i dot com

So you just thought will that be a game one day? It was one fantasy 11 dot com It was when final fantasy eight came out. I was like, oh, I wonder if the other ones are bought in like nine square Owns it 10 square on it. Oh, no one owns a living buy it. That's fucking funny I didn't care kept it longer. He bought it. We bought a long time ago Yeah, but yeah, but it like right after eight came out What he was gonna do is is buy a domain that Apple will need in the future No, it's really crazy when you do forward thinking stuff like that There's something I wish I had done because I travel a lot there was a point in time

When you could join the admiral's club on American Airlines and you could pay five thousand dollars for your lifetime Oh, that would be definitely worth it. It was was, especially if you're younger, you know, to mean like, 23, it's, you know. There was a story on Reddit. It's already 23. Again, I'm writing for material a few weeks ago. I guess back in the early 80s, American Airlines sold something they called the air pass.

Apparently they still sell them to this day. They're just ridiculously expensive. Right, and you could buy it, and then you could fly first class with a companion for free for the rest of your life. It's that, you could just show up at the airport and be like, I've got the air pass, I'm getting on the plane and just get on the plane. Well, how do you get the air pass?

You have to buy it back then in the early 80s. I think it was like a million bucks. I want to say it was a quarter of a million. It was that low. They were in financial trouble. They needed to raise some money quickly. So they have a lot of sugar? Yeah, you can't have some of the loss of life.

No, they can't. What if the company changes their answer? They're regretting it. In fact, that's what the article was about. So that last forever, you can't have something to last a lot of time. No, you can't. What if the company changes their own stuff? They're regretting it. In fact, that's what the article was about. It started denying services to some people. Because there was one guy who would fly to Europe like multiple times a week from the US.

I would. I'll be a load of the guy. One of the guys in the article he was going to London for the eighth time this month. Holy shit. He was probably just confused. When did the other guys like lived in Chicago? And like he said he would

like read about a museum or something in in Paris. He'd be like, all right, I'm gonna go pick up my friend in San Francisco. We're gonna fly to Europe. Holy fives. I saw all that be the best thing ever. Yeah, first class. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Gonna read the start part of an article here from time.com. In the early 1980s, American Airlines started selling the air pass which granted the holder unlimited first class travel with the carrier for life And first the pass cost 250,000 dollars which sounds like a lot of money But it's barred considering the pass holders have been known to take 125,000 dollars for the flights in less than one month's time

They've made that money back in two months. Well, they don't really make it back That is crazy You can for business purposes you can make it back. That is crazy. You can make it back. Past prices have raised over time to 600K in 1990 and up over 1 million by 1993. The past was discontinued soon thereafter but then made a brief reappearance in 2004. That's what I thought it was. When it was available via the Neiman Marcus catalog for $3 million Wow, not one person bought it so

Somebody should have someone who's alive now still using it Could have spent 250,000 on it back in the 80s. Yeah, that's cool. I want to know a guy I want to know that who are these people where are they during the air right now? One of the complaints I think that the airline had was since they had this free ticket essentially that they would make reservations constantly and they just not get on them Oh that's awesome

Imagine that That's awesome Book it up to first cost to be like Nah I'll take the next one Oh that's a take I'll go after lunch This is a really good sandwich

I wonder if I can get a sandwich in San Francisco. Just drive to the airport. You can show up in the morning. What am I going to do on Saturday? I'm going to drive to the airport. But where do I want to go? Oh, it's an explain leaving. That one.

Where can I go? I don't have to wait at all. I can't think of anything more useful than that. I would be everywhere, constantly. Yeah, they said, this is kind of strange. A few years ago, the airline went so far to start investigating customers who take the most advantage of their passes for fraud, eager for any reason

to cancel their passes and stop the flight free-for-all. So they were still selling it, I guess, but they were investigating their high usage customers for fraud. Well, how would you make sure that someone else wasn't traveling on it? What, and they hadn't sold it. There was one guy who within the bounds of, I guess, the terms of agreement, he was shuttling a well to do couple back and forth to London. Like, he would take one of them at a time, and that's his companion.

And he did that for years, and they paid him to do it. That's crazy. He just shuttle them back and forth. I guess considerably cheaper. I guess so. I have nothing. You just shut all the mac and board. I guess considerably cheaper. I guess. I have nothing. But then you don't have to fly with your wife. Yeah. So that's it.

You paid the guy twice as much as the tickets. Like, can you imagine? They can you can you imagine it being the end of the day. You can be like, I could drive home and go to bed or I could go on a plane and sleep comfortably. I bet you could say or could fly home. But you could just instead of sleeping in your bed, you just sleep on the first class bed, basically, on a plane. And you wake up something completely different.

I would do that every night. I would not sleep at home. I would sleep exclusively on planes. You're also not having a good job. You'll be awesome. You wake up in a different country every day. What would you do for a work, though? I'm not feeling yourself sleeping in flames. You've got to fly around the world every day. Where's my money?

I'm going to try to find out like an inflation calculator here. How much $250,000 to be worth today in 1980? I'm whether it's worth more than $3 million. Yeah. It's got to be less than that though. No, it can't be. Yeah, there's no way we've had 10 times inflation. 30 years.

So people freaking house prices. People probably was saving up and buying our in planes when they could have just been buying these tickets Oh, yeah, I mean you fly commercial for first-class anyway, first-class International if you buy your own jet you've you're losing money. It's not We don't get to pay for fuel on top of the junk and wait Well, I was talking to Gavin about getting a pilot's license and we had a discussion about this last week But there's no point at which

Personal aviation is ever cheaper than commercial. No purely convenience, but there is I mean there's sense point at which personal aviation is ever cheaper than commercial. That's purely convenience. But there is sense of convenience of like you don't have to spend an hour in the airport. Like you don't have to go through security if you have your own plane. Right. So you allow to take a bomb on your plane. Take a bomb? Probably not.

I mean, but they probably don't check to see if you're taking a bomb. How about that? All right. So $290,000. And for the initial year, 1980, and of the final year, 2010,000. Enter the initial year 1980, and the final year of 2010, and size of the thing goes. So over 30 years is what we're looking at.

The cost of $250,000 in 1980 would be $650,000 in 2010. Wow, wow. Not a lot at all. Not bad. I mean, not or half six hundred, $1,000 just spend on it, but. Let me just decide if we have $1,000. First, if they said that today, here's this pass.

It's $650,000. You can buy today, because that's what it was offered for back in 1980, $650,000, essentially. Would you take it alone? You would take it alone. Yes. Could you take out a mortgage? Yeah, you'd have to take out a mortgage to pay for this.

Take it. That's like four grand a month for 30 years. Amateurized over that. Full grand a month for 30 years amateurized over that full grand a month 30 years so like two flights a month I would absolutely do that you would yeah, I'm on man. I would I would absolutely not for a companion pass though too though if it is a companion part of it. I think you had to add on for the companion. Oh, it was a little extra. Yeah Yeah, I think I think it was like two fish like the first price was I think it was 250 for the past and then 100 if you want to add the

companion. You know, jet blue does something like this too. And they do it on a regular basis. Oh, right. Where you can fly for like 800 bucks. I think Jack did this. Yeah, you can fly anywhere in the world or anywhere the jet blue flies, which is domestic. You just get on a plane and go and say 800 bucks for 30 days. You can do that. Yeah, they do it. I think they did it last summer. I don't think they did it this year though. Wait, wait, wait. So that's the days you can go anyway. Yeah.

All you can fly. Oh, shit. It was cool. I think Jack did it and he took like two flights. Yeah. That's it. That's like Jack going to five guys and getting ketchup and cheese. What?

Five guys, five guys burst. It's like you pay for the burger, right? And they have like 47,000 toppings. And it's like they have everything. It's like you pay for the burger, right? And they have like 47,000 toppings and it's like they have everything It's like the craziest place you can get toppings on your burgers and Jack goes and gets ketchup and cheese because it's all he gets on his burgers So it's like by the unlimited pass and fly like he probably flew to Dallas too. It's so frustrating It was a flavor of crisps. Yeah, he would be ready sorted. It would he wouldn't be salted He would just be chip. We'll just plain. He plain he just be crisp plain flavor you know he's even worse honestly the jack about that kind of stuff who carry carry really carry will like pick the salt off

of saltines because it's too much flavor is that a true story just making example that I use but carry will not anything he's like a child it's like no yeah it's like mustard nope he won't touch it he's probably as old as he's like a child. It's like no It's like mustard nope he won't touch it. He's probably as old as he's old as you carry Just turned 21. Oh, that's right. Okay. Yeah, I don't know what that is. I get two kids Then it's not one you're gonna eat anything. I pick them goddamn mac and cheese. It's like eat the mac and cheese I know I don't like this particular kind of mac and cheese. I'm I think when I have a kid I'm not gonna be strict about much, but I will force them to eat stuff. I'll be like, I made this, you will eat this.

You never make your own go. And I'll show you that. Open your gob. I haven't, I actually ordered them pizza because I'd have to be easy the day. They were like, oh, we don't, you know, one of the kids didn't like this kind of pizza. Pull the toppings off.

It fucking pizza. No, no, he didn't like that from Domino's or whatever. Like he instead, he likes to get it from Papa John. He's like, I just like Domino's pizza like you're gonna fucking Like you listen to me. I he I it's my job that you don't fucking starve to death He got him pizza. I was watching Breaking Bad an old episode of Breaking Bad over the weekend And they were making grilled cheese sandwiches. I was like I haven't had a fucking grilled cheese sandwiches I was a kid I paused it went to my kitchen get to mean myself the best grilled cheese sandwich in the world?

I know how to make it now. Shit out of this is an adult. I think it's good. Sound that mouth. I'm like, oh, cheese. I'm doing a bit of cheddar right now. You know, you're liking cheese. I don't want to say in a publicly broadcast podcast that you're watching Breaking Bad, so you pause to go cook something. It's by watching Breaking Bad. Man, watch it every time. I restarted from the beginning of the season.

I'm towards the end of season three now, while I'm watching the new season at the same time. I have not seen this week's episode yet. Hope I'll see you today. I haven't seen it either, but I'm now in the... I wonder if you could, like, from the bits and pieces that they've said on Breaking Bad, if you could actually get a recipe for making meth.

Oh, thanks, sir. They're not. They're never specific about ingredients. They did. Well, it came one or two chemicals, but it's it. Yeah, it specific about ingredients. They were, they were, they were, they were like, they came one or two chemicals, but it's, yeah, it's a different time, though, right? It's a fedron. It's not what it is. Yeah, I didn't know that was.

It's so annoying, Gavin, you don't take medicine, but I can say that in this country, if you want to get certain kinds of, like, allergy medication, just cough syrup. Yeah, you got to go to the pharmacy and like, they check your ID, and you got a registered, because people will buy it in mass quantities and use it to make math. Yeah, I, like. I hadn't bought cold medicine in a long time and I went a couple months ago to buy some and like I went to the allergy aisle of the medicine aisle

and there was like a little card you pick up for some medicine with pseudo-federing in it and I had to take it to the fucking pharmacist I was like can I buy this like oh we need to see your ID I was like what like we just scan it into the computer I was like Can't you just sell me one box of this? It's fucking Advil I want it. I want my nose to be clear. You can hear I have a stuffy nose I like the place is looking in here like yeah, you need this you know cook drugs like now you're like I'm yeah, they're not gonna make mess with this are you I was like are you being serious? Yeah? Yeah, but that knows you could be like the biggest supplier ever like you're going to go look I need like 40 boxes of this shit

But I that's really annoying math math making is ruining People who have cold lives. Yes, they can't get enough medicine. They're not a way lives. Yes. They can't get enough medicine. They're not being turned away. I love the seriousness of this paper. The one thing about anything that someone bad does is the inconvenience that it causes for the people who want to do it properly. It's like the whole of getting on a plane. It's just taking a shoe. It's ruined because of one incident where someone I should bomb. I now liquid someone out of liquid bomb and now you kind of liquid. What is the worst thing like that? Do you think? I think they just do it for inconvenience? Right, it's it's a theater, you know, it's a theater of security if I wanted if you want to you're in a plane with people

You know, I want to kill somebody just like cross a double yellow line and ram myself into traffic if I want to Yeah, but I wouldn't kill as many people it wouldn't kill as many people But you know, it's also why are terrorists so goddamn fascinated with air travel? I've never understood that why air travel? Because a plane is a flying bomb It's a sign of like economic power and the way business is done. Yeah traveling I would assume I would I could see that I mean not to in giving away ideas or anything But there's a lot of people in tighter areas people are taking out like notepads now, so be careful I know right. I'm always nervous about sporting events, honestly.

It's me too. Yeah. I was thanks Christopher Nolan. I was hit Gus right in his heart. Yeah, I was like, no. I could have been me. I was worried. Where were I saying that now?

I could have been ignored for the last half of the movie too. That's not great. I remember I was here when Obama was being inaugurated and we were watching him give a speech on TV a lot of people everywhere. And I was kind of, didn't want to watch it. I thought you'd be sniped or something. I thought someone would try and assassinate him during that speech. You know what's really crazy is that when I was growing up,

I grew up, I wasn't born in the 60s, but I grew up in like the couple decades after the 60s, I grew up in the late 70s. And there was a time period in America where people just got shot, you know, and that was right before Is more so it was not a big deal. Well, I like big people. Yeah, like Kennedy got shot Malcolm X got shot Martin with two got shot two Can you got shot two Kennedy's got shot? Have you ever wore a wall? It's got shot John Leninga shot Yeah, it was just like it was probably gonna get shot at yeah, who's the guy they got shot through the hand chief Shot through the handkerchief like the did he have a handchief? Yeah, or did they what are you's the guy that got shot through the handkerchief? Shot through the handkerchief.

Like, did he have a handkerchief? Yeah. What are you talking about? Assassin have a handkerchief. The guy came up to the person who died with a handkerchief in his hand. Okay, let's put it out, like, outstretched to shake his hand and there was a gun under it and he's showing him. I don't know.

It just sounds like a regular shooting to me. The security guards were like, oh, we just thought he had a handker I think we didn't think the head was loaded. I like this the guard deadly boogers. If the guards afterwards couldn't figure out whatever. The guy just had a chip. Have you ever seen? He's in addition. Have you ever seen the JFK shooting footage, but rescan in HD and stabilized. No, it's weird. There's something wrong with it Which runs it doesn't look right the fact that it's been re-scanned and HD Yeah, I guess there's something wrong with it. Obviously the original footage is like crap is pretty 8 mil and it's a lot

Oh, yeah, the superior film yeah, exactly and I have no idea. No, yeah Exactly. And uh, you have no idea. No, yeah. That's the guy. That's good. I know. Okay. So basically you got this big image, it's like full HD image and the, uh, the actual picture is like a small box with that image and it's moving all around because it's been stabilized. Right. But just the physics of the car when he gets shot, the car takes off, accelerates. But everyone in the car like jolts forward as though the car break, it just looks wrong. It's been screwed with in some way. that a car breaked, it just looks wrong, it's been screwed with in some way. That's all conspiracy stuff isn't it? It's just really weird. I don't think there's a fucking single conspirator out there who thinks there was a speed bump in front of me. I never heard this argument before.

Gavin's like, we got to check which direction they were driving in. Clearly, by watching the film you could see he wasn't shot, they just backed into the bullets. And then reversed the footage. And you put the video. What? Who the fuck is it about that? The physics on the car, maybe they patched it. I don't know.

Have you ever had you? It's interesting to see that because it's famous footage. Oh, Bernie! Sorry, I went across my legs and you ate my foot. It's just famous shaky cam footage. It's just interesting to see it modern day stabilized and how it could easily have been messed with and nobody would have noticed. So shaky. It's cool, it's interesting, watch it.

All right, I'll have to check it out. One of the many things that I'll have to watch after this. You okay over there? Yeah, I just, I rolled over my head. I put on cord with a office cheer wheel and it's like, forget it. What the hell is that thing over there? It's not part of it.

That's like a little balance board where it's like, you just balance on it. Never mind, you have those toys from the 80s that had like the ball in the middle and you would have to like put your feet around it and you'd jump and bounce it, just like that. Yeah, but you stand out and balance. That was a, that was a, that was a,

and Nintendo accessory. Oh yeah!, for a Nintendo helps your core You keep fucking that you that replace the D pad Yeah, you just like to lean up and you go up But you still the fucking plug the controller and hold it on and to the controller cuz you use the a and b button So you stand on that imbalance and that's how you would move your guy. That's something good thing Yeah, it sucked in those games. I'd rather just push right in Mario not lean right on a fucking balance point. Yeah, the point is supposed to be good for the kids who are sitting on their ass all day. I don't know. They was good for Nintendo to sell shit. Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of shit like that. Like that was just totally pointless. Like the fucking robot,

the power glove. Like, you're gonna make one of the robot. The guy who went on eBay and bought one of the robots 20 years after it came out. It's kitschy cool, but it wasn't functional at the time. True. Yeah. Well, again, it's kitschy cool at the time. They only made like two games for the fucking robot. The story is, I think, that they wanted to try to sell it as a toy. And they wouldn't want people to think it was a video game system,

because I think there was a negative connotation about video games. So they made this fucking robot and two games for it. All right. Where are you swearing about? You're so excited about the robot. No this fucking robot and two games for it. All right. Where you swearing about you So said about the robot they didn't do anything with it Madness by guys Gavin you struck a chord Gosh, you know as bad as he was us we got to give his right it was like few men you bought a $250 controller to play one met game. Yes. I came with the game technically. Right. And it was the sequel.

Was there? Yes. I had a friend who had that thing. It was a steel battalion and then the sequel was steel battalion line of contact. Okay. I would always eject him from his mech. God, I would fucking struggle. He'd be like 50 minutes into a mission then I'd just flip up this thing and just go,

and you just go, you have to have that. In a game if your guy dies or you eject, you lose your whole character, right? If you die, it raises your save game. If you eject, then you're still alive and you can try the mission. I know. What's the window you have for ejecting? How many? It's really short. It depends on the damage. It's like a little cover. You have to like, you probably know, you have to like, open it and arm the object. I always like flip up his thing and just go, can you make that noise to you? No, I don't know about booping that way. No. No. There was a, there was even a switch for the windshield wipers on the neck.

So if your windshield got dirty, you have to use the wipers to clean it. How long did it take? It was this controller. It was like this wide. Holy shit. And it came doing about the speed. No, it was. And it came with pedals. Like there was like a gas pedal, a brake pedal, and a clutch, because you had to shift gears too.

That sounds fucking cool as fuck. No. No. Yeah, that sounds awesome. Was it awesome? Yeah Was you have to have it on a table. Yeah, I didn't say it was functional. I was practical You ran about it. You were mad about the controller. You would be a coffee table But it was awesome. Yeah, but I don't give a shit if I'm going to Gus's house to play it

Yeah, that doesn't take away from its coolness. It takes away from its practicality I don't I don't think we have the same practicality Yeah, you have the same practable. Yeah. Yeah. I think we have the same practicalli. The level of what cool is. What is your level? I have to, if it's cool, it can't stop me from getting laid. You're an idiot. Really?

Yeah. How does that nose work out for you with the cool thing? Does it affect you when you go to make out with a girl? You're nose? I know how we got to know today. I've never made out with anyone without my nose. So I'm not sure I only know how to make out without my nose. So I only know how to make out. I went with this nose.

Well, you knew you'd have a detachable nose. That'd be great. Just you know, we're talking about your nose a bunch today. I never think of your nose. When I see you, I don't think that. I was so into pepper and I went, I just, it's just massive, can I try it? No, you do have a big yellow foot, I don't know.

We've all accepted it and moved on. Yeah, we don't ever talk about it or make fun of it until this podcast. So if you look at me, buddy, what's the first thing you notice about my parents? I hate your stupid hair. I think, I hate your hair and your girl's body. You have a woman's body.

I like your hair. What's the woman way about this? What's that? You're very slight, you you're very very slight. I'm just kidding But then you take it for sure you're just like a bear Gavin is like Robin Williams All right, maybe not that much but close yeah, it's pretty dense It's just like I just want to hit your face. What it's just like No, I'm serious like I've said this to Gavin for his face. It? It's just like, Are you like Jack? No, no, I'm not, I'm not. Oh.

No, I'm serious. Like I've said this to Gavin for it. His face is like, it's okay when he's not pissing me off, but when he's pissing me off, like I want to punch him so much more as I'm like, if I piss me off the same way, I'd look. It's that smug British face. It smuggy shit.

I got a pretty good streak of him making Michael mad as well. Michael gets mad at me. Like, he got mad at me earlier about the, what was it, the thing? The burp sound? I can see the glare in his eye. I got the look. I got the those me of this burping. I was just talking to him. I was just trying to say I was talking. But I'm now disappointed because I thought we were going to make it through a whole goddamn podcast and not talk about somebody wanting to hit Gavin. It's been like four in a row now.

It's always checked though. No one else wants to hit you. I'm not saying I want to hit him. You just said it. Yeah. You did. But you said like describe what his face says. I'm just saying his face says hit me. I'm not, I don't actually want to hit Gavin.

His face is like punch me. He's got a fucking very douchebag face. Feed me Dicks. Yeah, right? Gavin, I have nothing but love for you. I never thought I'm like hitting you. Except I'm wearing a drunk and I actually did hit you. I didn't want to do it Did you see at fan expo? Uh, Jay or Dan made a drawing of you riding Bernie. Yeah, he didn't draw the fellow bow though. That's true

Oh, it's disappointed. So apparently he was even given a pink penny just didn't draw it on. Yeah, didn't think about it Fucking asshole. That is one of the few things Bernie that I feel bad about doing. And is that that vid contract? I hear you. Cause I had a smashing time. I was having a blast. But that's just, that's just guilt you have for me in like ridiculous scene drunk. I totally get that, you know? And you were fine.

You're just like I had had enough. There was a, well, the, the, the, the, the fucked up thing about that story was you all had just come back from Australia. So you're, I know, your time zones were way off. So this was like a fucking three or four in the morning. I know. So I had the subconscious rage of having my my end bumped into the urinal. So that was it was some kind of feedback. So good. It's right. I was trying to get him back for something and somehow you didn't know what. But it was there in the good. I'm like tackling him in the legs. I'm a part of me thinking, this feels right. I don't know why. It should be the whole time you're like,

do you need to go to the bathroom? No. Hello? Gap, I get really fighting when he's drunk. Yeah. I do, I get resty, but. He gets resty, it's true. Graply.

I have a lot of, I have to deal with a lot of like, sticky desk and like occasional punches and people tell me they want to hit me all the time, that I think subconsciously it builds up. And when I'm drunk, I get a little release of that. Boils over. Yeah, and it just reduces my bar back to an acceptable amount. No, but I don't know how it does because you barely remember it though.

The next day. Okay, well, yeah. You just wake up and you know your bar has been reset. Wouldn't it be bad? Or how? If you got revenge on someone and then forgot. I guess that was the plot of that momentum. I just saw a momentum and they said that like, you know, he could get revenge and not remember.

Like he'd already killed the guy. Well, he's spoiling the movie, but yeah, okay. And he kept his killing guy. He kept convincing himself that this was the guy killing and then he would kill another guy. Right. He was just a serious killer. But then they kind of resolved all that by the end of the movie. Did it?

There was a guy using him in it. Yeah, but take it in the movie. You should go see it if you haven't seen it I'm not now. You know how it ends No, but literally it's the beginning of the movie. It's the first shot of the movie is like I get shot Oh, okay, so you never seen momentum no It just starts at the end and then you go back like 10 minutes and it goes back to the end And then you go back another 10 minutes that goes back to where you left it's like It's really weird order

Reverse We have weird for that. It works in stages. It works in stages. And it's also intertwined with stuff happening forwards but in the past. I think they have a string on Hulu and Netflix 2, I think. It starts with the In chronological order it starts with the black and white and ends with him

shooting the guy in the head. Right. Did you like my mentor? I did. Yeah. There's just really funny moments where he'll just like appear in a situation shooting the guy in the head. Right. Right. Did you like my mentor? I did. Yeah. There's just really funny moments where he'll just like appear in a situation running and then another guy's running and he's like, am I chasing this guy? I don't know, I'm not. He's carrying his running and then the guy shoots him and he's like, no, I mean he's chasing

me. And there's one bit where he just appears in a bathroom. So he's like, no, I guess I'll take a shower and what he doesn't know is he's knocked out with dude in the other room and then the guy like busts in or something. I can't remember. It's good, oh, guess I'll take a shower and what he doesn't know is he's knocked out I do it in the other room and then the guy like bus in or something. I can't remember It's good. Maybe it's it's kind of funny like the the situations he finds himself in and as the audience You're dropped exactly where he is so you don't know what the hell's going on. Yeah, it's early Christopher Nolan film It's like especially if you like inception you should watch me mental that guy Pearson to I like him is a good actor He's not in a lot of stuff

Man he was in Locker for like five minutes spoiler Yeah, but yeah, he's he's not in a lot. He was in I think his biggest movie was Memento I want to say LA confidential. Oh, he was in that. Yeah, he was a good movie. I haven't seen that since the theater months Hard to see a bunch of movies now that you've already seen I mean how can you go back and watch a movie again yeah I want to rewatch I remember really liking the LA confidential let me see what's his name the guy hate Russell Crowe that blonde chick that was married to Conbasinger yeah he's in his biggest ones are memento LA confidential heart locker and something called neighbors I guess or a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a

little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a

little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more in the movie. It's a super old dude and it's played by guy peers in old dude makeup But why do you cast an actor and put them in old dude makeup if you're never gonna show the person? Yeah, he is actually shown young, but it was in like a video It was like supplementary it was it wasn't even in the movie. Oh, okay. Yeah, but it's there's no point I felt at some point like this liquid was gonna DAG and it'd be like, eh, it's a young guy, Pierce. No, they could've taught, and also old makeup has never been convincing ever at any point. You think there would be like an old actor's union that would like rally around this point? Right, and I've also, all I see is now...

Shag, Shag. But all I think of now when I see an actor in old makeup, I just think of Johnny Knoxville and Spike James walking around all these. They look awesome though. They did look awesome. Yeah, when they did that stuff. They looked awesome. They looked better than most movies. Yeah.

They looked better than most old people. I don't even realize. Okay, I'm gonna start trying to wrap this up. So, what are you gonna interrupt me with, your brain? Did you read the story about, I wanna say it was progressive, I should probably Oh, yes, it was progressive. This is crazy where okay, I'm gonna try to paraphrase here based on what I read Okay, so you have to go look up the story yourself and read it because it's a court case where essentially this woman had Progressive as her insurance carrier and she was struck and killed by a driver who didn't have as much insurance as she did So it was the other drivers fault and this driver did not have enough insurance.

Well, her policy with insurance that her family tried to collect on said that if she was struck by an uninsured or negligent driver or underinsured or underinsured driver that her policy was worth x amount like a hundred thousand dollars. And so basically progressive said well we can't prove that he was negligent or underinsured. So you're going to have to sue him in order to determine that he's negligent. When it's proven in court of law, then the policy will kick in and be in effect. This made him jump through those hoops. They said, well, we don't want to sue this guy in court.

You know, we don't just want to go through that process of grieving family. Progressive said, well, that's the only way you can do it. So they said, okay, I guess we'll sue the guy. They go to sue the guy. And when they show up in court, the guy is represented by an attorney from progressive. They represented their clients killer so that they wouldn't have to pay as much money. Oh, isn't that the weirdest thing you've ever heard? That's so fucked up. Like it's super to pay this attorney to defend the guy who killed

her than it is to pay 100 grand. One of those sides awful. It's almost easy to just make sense on paper when you write the numbers out. Yeah, we should defend the guy who killed her, then it is to pay a hundred grand. One of those things is awful. It's mostly just makes sense on paper when you write the numbers out. Yeah, we should defend the guy because it's cheaper for us and longer. If we defend the guy and get him off, then you just pay out in the policy. But then you're they're paying, when you find that piece of paper in hell, I know. I know. So it's a client. Your client is paying you to ensure them. And then when you need the policy, they're like, oh, we're going to defend your killer Because it'll be cheaper for us. Wow. Yeah. Wow. How do you make that call? How do you just like to hide it?

To be up to be a person because obviously some person made that decision but be up to hide behind a giant company It must be I mean what point you start doing that making that morally incorrect decisions, but just be like Distress just progressive. Oh my god in office I mean, what point do you start doing that? Making the morally incorrect decisions, but just be like, no one ever comes back to me. Just be aggressive. I'm a guy in an office. You know, I can tell you that, you know, we're coming up on 10 years the company, we're now at about 40 people at the company. But for a long time, there was just five of us working here.

And that was like four or five, six years that we were like that. I watched that, like, as a company grows, watched little decisions that can take place like that. Like, I was in a room one time where we were like that. I watched that, like as a company grows, watched little decisions that can take place like that. Like I was in a room one time where we were talking about t-shirts and this is very relevant because we just got back from Canadian Nationalite Spote where we had to go to Canada, take a bunch of our merchandise up there and then bring it back.

Actually, they sold all of our merchandise. You can actually sell everything. That's the greatest thing ever. Every single thing. Yeah, they don't sell anything back. Don't ship anything back. It was perfect. So, but there was a time when we of course had to shift

some stuff back and we learned that there's this rule that you can only import something to the US once. Maybe it's specifically with cotton or clothing. I think it was, yeah, shirts. Yeah. So our shorts, it turns out our shirts were made in Ecuador. And so we imported them to the US to print stuff on them and then we, you know, ship them to people and whatever. That's fine. We could take the shirts to Toronto,

but then anything we didn't sell, it turned out we were going to have to leave in Toronto. Okay? Because we couldn't bring it back into the US, because it had already been imported once from Ecuador. I don't know why this rule is this. How does that like determine? Like, how do you know that? Well, I mean, we could try to skirt the law and say, you know, we're not doing it, but I guess we had declared. And if you have, if they put it on you to declare something, oh, he's declared it. Yeah, look at the fucking tag on the shirt.

I mean, an Ecuador right there. Yeah, and if they find out that you didn't declare it, you can be really fucked. Like those penalties are much bigger. That's annoying. So anyway, so we're in the office and we're talking about that. And I said, well, if this is a big debate,

how much is it to buy a blank shirt, essentially, we call them blanks before we print on them? Sure, that's made in the USA. Because then we can, if it's made in the US, we can just import it and export it as much as we want to and take it to cons all day long, like to Australia, Toronto, wherever. And it we determined it was 25 cents more per shirt to do that. And I said, we were like, oh, what's going to 25 cents more? Why don't we just make all of our shirts made in the USA?

Let's do that. And then we were like, oh, that makes sense. So it makes sense. And then somebody I forget who was. I want to say it was, you know, somebody, they did the calculation on how many shirts we sell. And they came up with 25 cents a shirt. It actually turns out to be a significant amount of money

look, and they held up how much it is. And then somebody goes, oh, well, yeah, well, maybe we should maybe think about in terms of like what's best for the company. And somebody else goes, yeah, picked up on that immediately goes, yeah, it's probably better for the company if we just do this and we just plan their conventions a little better. And so yeah, it's better for the company. And I was like, what? There's four of us in this room. Who are we talking? Who's the company? It's like, we invented this thing the company. We're the company and we're talking about it like it's something else It comes an entity it becomes a that's exactly it

I watched that process take place it was something where we decided we were in the process of making a decision Where we could make this thing we didn't want to do but we were gonna put it on this thing called the company like the company wants us to do company like the company wants us to do. I don't want to do it. So what's the weirdest change for you going from so long as a five person company to now a 40 person company? Is there anything that you like that things that happen where you're like well that wouldn't have happened? I can't find a fucking parking space.

Yeah, we had problems with parking buta that too. Well that was in a parking. You know we first of all we first I love the fact that the your first office was At a living room in a kitchen in a bedroom our first office was house. Yeah, but that was better in my house Go to work every day in that did they did like should have like shot Monday to Friday in your bedroom No, I don't like office hours. Yeah, yeah, but like you the office Was department. Yeah, it was an apartment I think it has everything we wanted it had a. It had a fridge and it had a dishwasher

and it had a sink in a bathroom. I remember that was because it was full. It was no room for me when I used to come because you guys would be in the living room and then you would be in the bedroom. Jason would be by the toilet for somebody else. He could have either washer, dryer, or dryer. I can't think of the weirdest thing. I mean probably on the travel. I had never been out of the country before we started Rocheteeth. Yeah, I got my first passport for a Rocheteeth

trip. Americans don't travel. I'm sure I'll do the same. I still don't have a passport. Everyone in England is traveled multiple times. Your country is the size of half of our states man. I mean it's why. Look I was I had been to New York. If you go to New York, they'll go to New York, you're in goddamn Italy. That's why. We have a bigger country. Yeah, but a lot of people haven't even left Texas.

They've been born here and never left. Texas is bigger than your fucking country. All right, back to school. What? You know, there's a hard escape in one day. There's a wee stat, too. I read that I forget it was it was a really high percentage I want to see as many as 70% of people die within 50 miles of where they're born That's sad. Isn't that crazy?

Oh, wait America are you within 50 miles where you're born? Yeah, I'm probably within 10 miles of where I was born Yeah, what's yeah, I was born. You just had like this Like on your face as you were like that's fucking Oh Fuck look on his face where you yeah, I was like that's fucking sad. Oh I Look on his face where his eyes get real wide you know I think my house is like two miles or more I don't know what to die of the same hospital. I popped out in that B

It would be like ending my life back where I started to set some weird about it It's like a good guy. It's like a Christopher Nolan movie Yeah, if you follow like if the if the dot starts Wait when you're born and then it draws a line all around the planet where you went in your life and ended on the exact same dot There's something quite sad about that It's sad If you never go anywhere in your entire life If you're going to

Come back I don't tell that sad I'm trying to wrap up unless you're looking up something there Bernie. I'm just looking up that stat. See if I can figure it out. We'll make it in the dump. But I was gonna say, but in fact, the discussion we were having earlier about the knowing thing,

the most annoying thing to me of it inconveniences people who are doing the right thing, and it's just trying to prevent people from who are doing the bad thing, is anything that everything that has to do with piracy and copy protection? I was, yeah. Just, the steps you have to take to get something that you bought to work sometimes.

And the new thing is now you have to be connected to the internet or some of your stuff to work. And then the pirated versions have all that stuff stripped out. They don't even touch it. They have a better version than I have. Yeah, the only thing is, most times it's more convenient and easier to use when it's a part of the company. You know, since we do animation here, we have, you know, copies of Maya and 3DS Max, which we've purchased legally through Autodesk.

Thank you. Which are a fucking pain in the ass. Anytime we have a licensing problem, I have to go, you know, call someone or talk to someone I think if I just downloaded this off the pirate bay, we wouldn't be having this problem. No, I wouldn't be on the phone right now. Like I paid, you know, God awful amounts of money to Autodesk to have to call them anytime. I have to reinstall. Or is the same way...

Or transfer license to... Or transfer license to... Yeah, to another machine. Or, oh, this person's hard drive died. I have to put a new one in. Oh my God. And it's the same for like even buying a license, especially with Final Cut 7. You can't go through the standard way of buying online anymore.

You have to like cool a specific number to get a license for that, I don't even. Correct. That's just annoying. You can't buy it. Why would you buy it? Because I use Final Cut X or tan away. Because they're trying to protect everyone to the shitty version. The one that's in the ass.

I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. A big group of people reject Apple's push. They were like shoving everyone in and everyone was like, absolutely not. We are not using this. Right. Can you, do you think anyone went from Final Cut 7 to Final Cut X?

But God listen no, but I can't believe that Gavin uses that new scrolling methodology they have where you scroll up to go up It makes sense to me on a trap head. I don't know how to mouse it. I don't do that right I'm just like a iPhone where you do like this to scroll down on the trackpad and on the trackpad instead of scrolling down to move your page up It feel you got a picture like you're actually pulling the screen so by dragging down you're pulling the page down I'll knock a lap See it doesn't matter me. It's not having iPhone so it makes perfect sense Yes, I totally agree with you on laptops and like virtual max So like you ever use a mouse with a scroll wheel. Yeah, you want to scroll down the page you do this right? Yeah, that would scroll up now

Interesting. Yeah, it really makes sense on a map But I've got to point where I have several computers in there set differently to the point where I can adjust almost immediately I can just take one scrub. I'll be honest now. Yes, it's almost part. That's not it. It's like it's awful Yeah, fuck it. Yeah, it's yeah, okay. We're going really long Hey, what do we do for lunch today? I want pizza. No, I want grilled cheese. There's a grilled cheese place up. No, we can't go there. I want Jersey mics. Very had it. Oh, all right. I was trying to keep you illusion. Oh, we You said we need bitches. That's like what do you want?

We want to go lunch. It's not really on a grilled cheese sandwich. There is a good grilled cheese. There was a grilled cheese place that was outside E3. Why is there no grilled cheese trailer in Austin? There is a grilled cheese restaurant up at the triangle. What the fuck in a restaurant is that? We got cheese and bread. It's artisanal cheese and artisanal rice. Oh shit, I'm so old. I ate at an awesome place for like a week ago called Barley Swine.

You should go eat it that place guys. There's a variant of that place, or like another place like barley swine that is open in your where I live called the salty sal. The salty sal? Yeah. Yeah, they do this thing with it. They give you the little plates,

or it's like, it's a normal side plate. But it has like a little bit of food on it. So you order like four or five plates. I hate that shit though. We've discovered this place. Just give me a fucking big plate of food. I hate the little bits of food. Nope. I'll give you different stuff. No fuck that. We've got this place called bangers We have a bit of bangers. I have been tremendous sausage and I'm probably the biggest selection of beer I've ever seen

I guess the world is full of like 50 beer tabs. You ever been to the gingerman? Yeah, you would freak out Would I? You would freak out? Oh, like, oh, Gavin freak out, so are the best. Okay, thanks for listening. Goodbye. Bye. So there was this other time that we...

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