Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #182

Episode Date: September 5, 2012

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I am Gustav Rola. I'm Bernie Merns. I am Jack Patilla. I am Gavin. Although according to the awesome I have tunes promotion that we got that we love I am Bernie Verne Bernie Verne's Bernie Verne's Troyer Weird thing that happens which is the more effort we don't put it in effort to anything around here

No, okay, but the more effort you put into something the more likely that thing will fuck you over Yeah, the best example of that was when we had a guy from the Wall Street Journal come down to cover us God damn From making red versus blue I'm a good friend Gus here Drove that guy around picked him up from the airport Drowns fucking back that guy packs like a woman Okay, the guy's shy and asked back. I had to haul around the airport and put in my fucking trunk and he drives him to him from the office He was there for two days with an office was in beauty at the time

I drew him from one city to another city Jesus then drives him you know to eat everything else then drives him back The airport probably carried his back in to the terminal for him We end up on the front page of the Wall Street Journal He mentioned everybody in the company. He didn't mention gun. He really guess was the runner. It's like, yeah. It's like I didn't exist.

It's like, that's not even a mention, like an illusion to me or someone that could be like, okay, that was me. No, like, some mechs that can pick me up. It's like I was invisible. It just wrote you out of mystery. You know, one time I think we've mentioned that in a video or something way in the past. And, and'm never gonna say because I wanted to happen again. Nope. But that happened to me this week because we we were voted by iTunes listeners as the

best gaming podcast. Thank you iTunes listeners. Thank you. If we had a sound board we'd play the clapping hands right now. We hear the strip clip all the time. You hear that? You hit clapping strip clip. Yeah. Give it up for whoever makes a noise for yeah, there you go She's working hard for you boys Jesse perfect dude strip club DJ boys. I would love to be a strip club DJ for like a day Like just just give me one shift as a strip club DJ. I would love to do that Be so much fun. Can you just add a little for the rest of podcast random strip club? Like candy to the main stage

We got a $2 a year. You're my sister special going on right now, boys. I've never been to a strip clip video. Remember, Saturday night is fight night here at the club. What? Oh. Now here's Jeff. The strip clip.

Make some noise for Ferrari. What is the quintessential strip or song? Of course, I'm strip or song. I'm gonna make the exact same thing. It is? course I'm stripper. Of course I'm stripper. It is. It gets timeless. Well it depends. They have costumes like hot for teachers.

They always get the girls in the plaid skirts. 80s rock is what we're doing. 80s rock. The hair metal. Is it not about my singing or strip club? If you just say I went to strip club last night, is that not embarrassing? You fucking dull. No, I am looking at your goddamn head Every week you put them on backwards. I'm not your dumbass. They're comfortable this way around No, it is not embarrassing to go to strip club. No like I like people like oh, I have a moral problem against triple I like no shut up. You don't have a moral problem. You just are put I just like I don't know

Would you be embarrassed? Yeah, no, I have a different moral problem with it. Oh, Jack My the problem that I have with no thanks to I have a problem though with being in a pseudo sexual situation like three feet away from my friends. I agree with that. I do not like that. You never watch porn with your bunch of friends with you. You absolutely would not.

Well, their friend was saying, maybe it wasn't him that did it. He told me the story. I'm not sure whether it was him or some of his friends, but he said like they'd get round a projector and project porn on the wall that did it. He said he's told me the story. I'm not sure whether it was him or some of his friends But he said like they'd get round a projector and like project porn on the wall and watch it Like when you have when you have people like like nothing's creepier than when you're getting a dance and your friends are watching you get a dance You're getting a dance and your friends are watching you get a dance. Like dance. I would want to be like watching my face. I don't want to see my friend like, like, no, that is mouth.

I mean like that. You know, I mean that's like an instrument moment. Look at his, he's now like good. Looking at you, looking at his lips. Yeah. Is it really imagining? Alright, alright. The girl with a sandwich between you and him.

I'll get it on a Gavin Gus sandwich. Yeah. Like nothing more disconcerting though, like you know happening glance over her shoulder and be like Oh, guys like three dudes watching me right now like that's that's the spooky part Well, that's why I've never been to one why not wait that's the reason why I have to be surrounded by dudes You don't have to get dancers from the girls you don't have to do any of that You can just drink a beer and watch the stage just like going to a bar where there's make it check Yeah, it's a lot better than normal bars. I'm off of that. I want to bother just is that

That's a simple they don't like sit on your lap and stuff They just ask you asked him not to yeah, I don't want to see someone sit on someone else's lap Don't look look in the mirror. I don't know look at the stage the whole time. I'll watch a TV You should just get blinders for you wear like this little shelves under your eyes No, but then all the girls come out to me like hey, what do you do? Why do you wait? You know that's like an icebreaker? And then then he would be screwed best at icebreaker. Yeah, and that's easy. He's peacocking with his shelf glasses I'm with you though. Yeah, I tend not to go to strip clubs like when people go and I'm just like You know, it's like it's like I don't want to pay money to not have sex

I think wait wait. I think you once said that when you're hungry You don't go to a restaurant and pay money to look at food Pretty much yeah pretty much. I would go maybe with the only situation I see myself gun is is let with a go I'm with just for a laugh just for a laugh. Yeah, sure Sonsularious. Yeah, I mean, it's like anything else. We you know do it spontaneously. I'm sure it's a lot of fun Yeah, if you plan Thursday Probably not not gonna be as much fun. Also, I have freely admit this.

I don't like being in an environment where the shift of power happens. You know? I find as a white male, I want the white male dominance to latch like another 30 years. I just want to hold up as long as I can and get a full life out of it. It's over, man. Your ring is over. We are fucking taking over. So welcome to iTunes listeners. How you guys doing?

No, I never make noise for Gustavola. I've never been to a strip club and not look at the stage, but looked at the audience and looked at all the blank faces. That's the most fun. Yeah. That's creepy and horrible. Yeah. Watching, you know, watching the guys who absolutely know like, this is the woman.

I'm going to marry and then seeing the girl walk off like roller eyes and go backstage. Like, yeah, okay. And sometimes when you, depending on the quality of establishment, it's like watching people of Walmart just like sitting there ogling. I just want a dance from someone who clearly doesn't want to dance on my lap.

It's like when... Oh, Gavin, you're gorgeous. When you go to a store, I used to have this whenever I went shopping where you go to the check and they'd be like, how are you today? And I just want to say, you don't care how I am. You don't know who I am. Don't ask me that.

I'm not going to get, so I just be like, that's such a dick thing. You're not going to break this thing. I don't, I don't, they don't care. I was when I went to the supermarket where I told to ask about people's days, I refused to do it, because I don't care about that day. And they know I don't care about that day. Also, bullshit answer no one actually answers honestly. Yeah, as you day

And if they do you're like oh It's just like I do I have a pretty good day, but my cat is sick The vet now, but oh shut up by your stuff and leave You were such an asshole. No, I worked the grocery tour doing the exact same thing And I want like and they never actually I'm gonna say that but it's like still like whatever. I know I'm not being nice. I'm not being nice. I mean folks. You don't care. You're not being nice. I really nice So that's like how's your day? Are you gonna get day awesome? That's great. I'm not If they're not I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I had shitty day. I've had shitty days. Okay, and they asked me how's your day?

It's okay. It's going good. I never say something It's good. Okay, you know you know you do you know what problem come up with this will be a social experiment come up with a standard Dance now say how is your day just say my grandmother just died Just hear them right in the face and see what you get back Like when you walk into the office curse you're my friend salsa hobby like this. How's it going? You'll be like that's good if we're lucky and I don't care how it's going for you You know what? You'll say it's good and we'll just go in some directions. I'm not Or what exactly this thing you were just describing. Is that we know each other?

Okay, but but if you don't give a shit then then what is a matter if you know? I'm so you're saying the like it's a waste of time otherwise the Stereo they're not saying anything Yeah, just fucking do your job and I'll sit here and give you money I'm all for me like a strip club. I want to minimize all the Insolence I want to get money and talk to someone to start. Oh, where that shirt to strip club Yeah, just do your job You know if you ever wears a Gavin at his most uncomfortable Strike up a conversation with somebody in an elevator. He can't stand that no

Not only that but strike up a conversation about the slow-mo guys in an elevator. Oh, he probably freaked the fuck out. Gavin can't stand it when you talk about slow-mo guys. Is that true? So Gavin makes a show. In addition to working for us, if you don't know this, Gavin makes a show, a very popular show on YouTube called The Slow-mo Guys.

Side project. The most fun for me is... See, I cut you off from your ethnicity. See? The most fun for me is watching people discover that they've been subscribed to the Slima Guys for a year and they've been subscribed to Ristuth for like four years and then suddenly realizing on the same person, it's interesting. It happens a lot.

It happens a lot. On both my videos, like on Ristuth videos and Slima Guys videos, like I feel like an idiot. But they just figured it out. And they've been subscribed to both, it's crazy. Well, you don't appear very often on screen for Roochartee That's right and you're on screen all the time every week in slow-mo guys We just had that a behind-the-scenes rage quits linder man that came out last week

That's why I get it. It's like behind-the-scenes stuff for like hours if I slap Jack in the face on our dude So I've been gone for like two weeks and I came back to the office today great Yeah, thank you and I walk in in the office I great Yeah, thank you, and I walk in in the office I said of my computer stuff and I realized oh Gavin switched out my chair again because Gavin loves doing it because the chair Gavin has kind of sucks It was my old chair and I got one of those new I'm just like sweating food or stuck in it. Yeah, so anyway, so he took my chair I'm doing it like as soon as you left. I always take your chair and so a week ago. Yeah, so I walked over to his desk

And I just dumped him out I'm sat on my desk And so a week ago. Yeah, so I walked over to his desk and I just dumped him out. So in the last night, I sat on my desk, all of a sudden he like puts his foot right on it and then just whips the chair out. I almost hit my chin on the desk and I ended up like twisting my knee on the ground. But he immediately runs out of the room and slams it over.

I had to do it, I had to do a little swear outside. That's for that. But that's saying too much about it, we had to sign a new business agreement just recently for a new thing we're working on. And part much about it, we had to sign a new business agreement just recently for a new thing we're working on. And part of it was we just had to, like, the rules of employees and things like that and said that we won't engage in harassment of our employees.

And I said, yeah, we actually can't. We got to change the clause out. And this is what, does it, we kind of harass our employees on a regular basis around it. We have an employee handbook and it's very carefully worded around what what constitutes like Horacian and what constitutes a normal day-to-day activity at this job It's like you will be you will experience adult material or something like that. Like there's a bunch of weird shit in there I actually cut and paste it just today

Nice and you we can there's nothing against drinking at work But you just can't be drunk at work or so. There was like, why can't you be drunk at work? We got drunk on the podcast. No, no, no, no, we did not. That's a drunk is subjective. So wait, who's in charge? Who are we hiding from that?

Me? Yeah. The rest of it works. The government. You want to be kind of, I think, sure, it's okay if I read the clause from the actual handbook. There's a whole section on lawful harassment Like the company or a lawful okay the company will take all reasonable steps to prevent on lawful harassment from occurring

La la la la la all that stuff then there's our section there, which is the above the above not with standing Employees understand the company is an entertainment production entity specializing creating comedic content for an adult audience on the internet. As such, an employee may be exposed to discussions and scenarios, normally not encountered in a professional or a environment. So just talking about strip clothes, shutting up and doing your job. Yeah, we went right out of the gate and that's stupid as conversation. How do you get into that? Because Jack, he's pervert. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no That's why you said the clapping like with an audio drop clapping whatever that is always awkward We'll let the days like all right make some noise for in this like one guy Like in the back in here to get introduction to the received podcast though

People listening to the first time. It's like we are in the games and hobbies section How often do we talk about kids? Video games Can I make a public apology on on the podcast something happened to me at PAX? Oh, okay, so we went to this thing well good for NMR's David David bass who he used to work for Bioware He now works for wild star which is car buying studios car buying studios and this a wild star's this new MMO They got and so they he invited us out to this thing he invited myself and Gus another friend and We're like a community get together. Yeah

Community event wild star and so we go to this event and we like myself and Gus and another friend and there's a community get together. Yeah, community event. And so we go to this event and we like I thought it was just gonna be like a drink up like a just a meat drink thing turns out like they're actually showing off the game. They're gonna give a presentation. And we get inside there and it's like the smaller room inside of this this place in Seattle and like all of a sudden I get like this hot flash where I start sweating and just getting like I'm getting like woozy. Well the room was hot. The room was hot, but I was like sweating. I don't know what the hell happened to me.

So I like left the room, use the restroom. I came back and they dimmed the room because they had a projector going, showing off the game. And I sit down on the front row because there was like one open chair, like, we're right in the front. And it's almost like the guy who shows the plate for college. Yeah. So I sit down, I'm like, okay, I don't want to stand anymore because I'm feeling a bit weird.

And all of a sudden, like, everything hit me. I just got exhausted and I started falling asleep I like like five feet away from like the creative lead on this game And I couldn't stop myself and I felt so Your head on your chin hits your chest the game looks incredible I will say I'll be 100% honest the game looks really really awesome I'm very excited to check it out when it actually does come out But I felt so fucking bad and then like David never texted me after that event and stuff and it was like yeah

David came over to me because I was sitting in the back and he's like, what's up with Jack? They could not know. He was the first person. I was literally I was like I'm like closer than to Gus and I I mean, I mean like it was this like not even this far away. It was like right before the guy and I, I mean, like, it was this, like, not even this far away. It was like right and far away guy. And I felt, I mean, but this was like, I think, was it Sunday of packs? Yeah, it was Sunday. So like, so it was like, we had, I mean, I was going like for two weeks. And I was just like, it's everything. So it went up and we, I know, I should, but then I felt weird for leaving. And then it was like, he was in the front again.

Yeah, if you leave, it's obvious. If you leave it, it shows that maybe you had an issue. Yeah. You sit there and fall asleep. It shows that you're bored. But it was just like like it was like this perfect combination of like darkness and hot and just exhaustion And so I feel so bad so if anyone from Carbine Studios or while starts listening. I'm so sorry. Why would I don't know I felt terrible all of a sudden. It's like it hit me like that happens though with like a conventions, you know where he's like everything kind of Absorbed in you. I mean, I'm a man with a penis.

That's not the thing. Hello. Kevin, you know how it is though, you're just going through your day and you randomly pass out. You know that happens all the time. I'm on your side, Jack. They don't work like we know of it. So it, oh shut your fucking mouth, that'll work it up. Anyway, anyway.

There were some cool things about that. No, the game looks awesome. I mean, like they showed a bunch of stuff that we can't talk about, like, NBA stuff, but it looks really, really cool. And I am genuinely excited about the game. Yeah, a bunch of stuff that we can't talk about, like, NBA stuff, but it looks really, really cool. And I am genuinely excited about the game. Yeah, what is this type of game? I like there's a certain kind of shooter, and then all of a sudden unicorn is showing. That happens.

I mean, what? So. Now I have time for faintness. I don't do it. Have you ever fainted on top of the merchandise? Yeah. That would be fun. I'm going to talk about her. Well was a good one. That was a good one. That was a good one.

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Did the neighbor determine what was wrong with her? She had an episode. A lack of attention. I'm nervous. I don't know. But anyway, so anyway, I apologize. But Pax was awesome, had a lot of fun out there. Shit, fan Expo was awesome too. We didn't get to talk about that because you guys recorded the podcast before we got back from Toronto last week.

Right. That was really cool too. We have a shitload of fans in Canada. I don't know if you guys know that. That's different everywhere. But Toronto is really, really cool man. That's cool city. You ever been up there? Yeah, I'm going to tell you a lot of things. Oh, you thought it would be to you. You should go to Australia sometime. Fuck you. So listen, I stumped for you to go to say a lot. Oh, you thought it'd be too. You should go to Australia sometime. Fuck you. So listen, I stumped for you to go to this Australia trip. And what happened? Okay, so I talked about this on the other panel. So the way it works out, this, this Australia trip, I would have to leave, I think, on like the 8th or the 9th of November. And a very, very important game comes out in November 6th, which is Halo 4. Oh, man.

Yeah, I do. So I've got to hang around and make some videos and show you you gotta hang around thinking about the good sleep You'll get play Awesome that would be great for the company you do a bit with it just sit up in the front row So anyway, but hey maybe I'll go to packs Australia next year Speaking of Halo 4 They put Gryff Boen it didn't they oh Dude do you see the video the Halo the Gryff Ball video they showed off? Yes. The ball looks fucking awesome now. It's like a...

It's like this glowing orb. It's kind of like death. It's like a hollowed out monitor, but with like blue electricity, plasma right now or something. Yeah, it looks cool. And you can toss it. I think also if you kill the ball carrying out with the sword,

you instantly get the ball out. Yeah, it's like a snatch, isn't it? Yeah, like, because apparently when you hit with a hammer, the ball just goes sailing through there. Yeah, like the ball has, it's kind of interesting. Because you could never pass the ball before. You could sort of jump and throw it. Yeah, we're just gonna go from.

I know some people, you know, of course, in the four of some people are up in arms. Like, oh, it's not pure griff ball. Listen to that. But I know it's gonna be interesting. And it looks much faster pace like it resets immediately. It's faster pace, but it also forces you to play a little more defensively. Like before, you know, all of your defense could go up against the ball carrier. You kind of pin him, but now you have to worry about the guy who gets behind you

and goes, because they can throw it to you. Shut the ball, stuff, you can do all the like the trade zones and all that stuff. I'm sure you can do like original Griff Ball if you wanted to, like you know, reset everything. What I'm most, what I mean, I'm sure Caleb will love it. I'm sure you can set up a ultimate Frisbee mode. Where once you have the ball, you can't take a step. I'm gonna be cool with all your pass.

That'll be cool. I can be good only pass and jump. Like that'll be pretty neat actually. Right, net ball. Net ball. First up Griff Ball is one of these., but they so they changed the grip ball entirely So how proud of you of you that some dumb joke you made in red versus blue you then turn into a game that is now Built into the core of Hayley for I would be a little more proud of we didn't start mass producing plushie

Gryffballs a month before they changed the design Not just Andy no no no no they're classic gryff ball. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, happy with is the fact they put zombies in Halo 3 because that was a that was a game mode infection infection was on a game wasn't it? Yeah, it was an honor game at first and they actually tilted into the game and it was like oh shit they actually did that which is exactly what's happened with Gryffball now. Yeah, well Gryffball was in reach too. Yeah, but it wasn't in that game. It wasn't like no it was like a hopper game. Yeah, yeah, so I mean this is a part of the game now. They've like built custom. No, no, it wasn't dedicated. It was still based on the itself. But they had a full version of infection is cool too. Yeah. And did they show that off? I think custom. No, no, he wasn't dedicated. It was still based on the assault. But the Halo 4 version of Infection is cool too. Yeah.

Did they show that off? I don't think so. OK, it's amazing there. It's pretty cool. That's pretty bad ass. Yeah. But it's kind of cool though. I mean, we are very close to getting Red versus Blue Cannon.

And Taylor, no. Well, I mean, the achievements for Halo 4 came out. And one of the achievements is find all the Red versus Blue Easterings. It's the Climax. Find one. Find one. Find one Red versus Blue Easterings. Find it. Isn't it called I love Red versus Blue? No, no,. It's fine by one one one. Red versus blue.

Is it called I love red versus blue? No, no, there's there's an achievement call I read. Oh yeah, that's the team for I love red versus blue is is find the red versus blue Easter egg. And there's no one call like violets versus tulips or some like that or or road their violets for or that's versus roses. Yeah, yeah, and that's I don't know.

That's that's another one that's. Should I forget what they were salmon versus teal. Yeah, that's old. That's what that is. Yeah, I don't look that's another one that's I forgot what they were salmon versus teal That's all that Tom what that is yeah, and I'll look it up real quick. It's some fan machine in my version Yeah, it was made by like a Sponsors versus free loaders X versus why we've had it whatever well the The X chronicles to X versus X versus why the the Z Chronicles too. X versus, X versus what? The, the Z Chronicles. It's like, right? Right. It's all very Chronicles. But, um, the Sam and versus Teal, that was, uh, he was like a 13-year-old

kid. I don't know if he was a squeaky. I thought it was fluffy. Fluffy. He's something like that on the site. And he made, uh, he made his own show, Halo Machinima show right after Rivers Blue became popular. He started like episode six of our show. And that was when we first identified the phenomenon of how brutal the audience can be on your behalf. So, I heart red versus blue is win five war games and matchmaking, which is I guess the war games of the new like invasion. It's like PVP stuff. Yeah, yeah. And then roses versus violets. That's the fine the Easter egg, the RVB Easter egg.

And one of the RV be Easter eggs pearls So that's been published so so apparently done done done done I'm so excited about it. So um, yeah, but this guy it's like we we identified the audience can like take over and be Unbelievably brutal about something and then he ended up quitting making the series But that's that we've over time. We've noticed where we'll run into people who make shows online and we're like, oh, hey, yeah, nice to meet you. They go, yeah, whatever, it's like, what's the problem? It's like, when I first put out my show,

you guys were in my comments brutalizing me. I'm like, that was, we had nothing to do. That was nuts. We have time to go on do that. Well, no, it's one of those things where they just, when they see like a boatlet of fans show up and brutalize something and then you're like, it's kind of out, because people think

that we're doing it You know, yeah, we only do that for iTunes polls Now miss I was the person last week who went crazy and like got all our imagery together for this thing Yeah, so I was like coordinating for what we're gonna give to iTunes and what was gonna end up in the marquee So do you think people are gonna click that banner? I don't know who knows the picture of you. I'm Gus Well, the picture of me with my name is So of course they you know after all the effort that I put in it's like I'm the one guess is perfectly fine Yeah, of course I was on my way to the airport

I had to come back to the office to get to take that picture. Did you yeah? Wow I stopped in to take a bunch of pictures I there was an all there was an outtake quite I tried to fit the entire microphone in my mouth No, and I realized the microphones stink. Oh, yeah, I got people's mouth Yeah, as they took it out. I was like, oh, that was awful. I should not have done some of the pop filters that Michael uses for rage quit It's like oh, that's a piece of carrot or something just like jammed up in there Like Michael's never eat a carrot in his life in this past onion rings for breakfast this one You mentioned Michael. I now have to go next to it. see if he has some of those cherry gummy bears in this this past

Oh, I did that a creeper thing where I came up to the microphone. Oh, yeah, you're like Gus just spit all over the mic Yeah, you totally spit all over that mic. It's because the the pop it was a black and they really show up I actually replaced our two pop filters We had been using the itchy behind our office and so I cut into it to like open it up And it was like this puff of dust can. It's like when you, it's all dead skin. Did you ever have those? Why does he have?

Someone sent him a whole gummy bear. Like what? Someone close that door. So Michael tried to eat the five pound gummy bear. Yeah. And he did so terribly at it. He only ate the head. Just a lot gummy bears.

What's that like to say, just the tip? And so as consolation prize, somebody sent him five pounds of gummy bears. That's a little bit. They're the little. So they're all like cherry sorters. Authentic, gummy brand bears. But our fees.

Oh, speaking of bets, I paid off Michael on our Twitter bet. Or this should mean he's going to sound awful on the mic. Oh, absolutely. But last week before I left for for packs I was like Michael need me on the Twitter thing which was cool like him and I we had like this We had these like these parallel Twitter followers like counts no one believes what you're saying right? And nobody believes that you're cool with this. No, not really don't get shit

You know, it was such a long bet that I really didn't I didn't care like I just got bored If you won you would have had you've been all over it. I don't like it. Wait So so at packs we came in early actually because we went to E and Chloe's wedding a kitty chick I really didn't I didn't care like I just got born you would have had you been all over it I'm like way so So at PAX we came in early actually because we went to E and Chloe's wedding kitty chicks and while we were there I bumped into Jamie from Calamity Jamie from from the pinnacle kid child's She's awesome. She's awesome and I paid off

Gavin I's bet from the the trials each our trials evolution thing directly to her That was like four months ago. It was like four months ago And I've always been meaning to do it, but Gus saw me I was a witness he vowed to get a quick and I got drunk and forgot about it till right now when you remind me but also while we were there I came up with a really cool concept for something we're gonna do with child's play next summer in RTS I wouldn't even tease that. Let's keep that in your apps right now. It's gonna be very very awesome. How was E and the kiddies wedding? Very very unique They had a video interruption where Will Wheaton joined over TV and interrupted the wedding joined the wedding It's not and talked about his mother getting fuck. Oh

Yeah, that's right. That's pretty funny. Yeah, and then guilty spark cut in at one point took over the microphones And so guilty sparks that hello and tried to take over the wedding as well. And E actually came out to the Oregon Ducks fight song, which was funny. Guilty Spark worked the character. The voice actor, the voice Guilty Spark and Halo. Yeah, it was a great record. Was it filtered like it was in Halo? It was. That's exactly like it.

I love that. That's probably one of my favorite voices in anything ever. Do you know that filter that they used for the character in Halo when we were going to do a monitor effect? It's kind of like the voice filters that we use for the red versus blue characters upstairs. We have one program that does that filter and that's it. We haven't been able to replicate it in anything else. Same situation with guilty spark. They have a program that is so far today now, but they keep it just because it's the guilty

spark. That's that's that's that filter you feel it sounds like kind of like goes up and down like this. Like a flange. Yeah, yeah, yeah flange Flange flange flange. I think you're right. It's flange. Yeah So I want to have a sandwich That's funny. I want to remind everyone that this podcast is supported by San Shii who make awesome video game t-shirts You wore one I wore a blue they provided my wardrobe. Yeah They make a bunch of

video game stuff. You've probably seen their shirts and didn't realize that it was them. I would highly recommend you check it out. It's S-A-N-S-H-E-E.com. Awesome. Awesome products. And they were at R.T.X. this last year. They signed up. They're going to be at R.T.X. again this coming year. So show them some love. They just support us. Announcement. I wouldn't have had an outfit. Yeah, that's true. They had an outfit. Yeah. I wonder if I can get like a box of shirts from Sanctuary and be like this here's your wardrobe your wardrobe for I'll move for the next two months or I thought you could say give them away. Oh, no, that'd be much cooler than you getting fucking free shirts No, no, I think that'd be much cooler if I was got free shirts

I'm moving into into a new place and that's like my total strategy for wardrobe is I'm gonna probably reduce my Overall clothing by like 75%. So how many t-shirts do you have do you think? Too many. Yeah. And there's ones I just never wear. Like I go through rotation. I've done that with actual clothing but in underwear I've done the exact opposite. I bought like 120 pounds worth of just boxes just because I'm sick of doing that.

Yeah see the way when you say it. It sounds like you have like a hundred like a whole trunk full of underwear. Like you have 120 pounds worth of just boxes just cuz I'm sick of doing Yeah, see the way when you say it sounds like you have like a hundred like a whole trunk full of underwear 120 pounds British like pounds sterling so it's like two that's like two hundred dollars worth of underwear Uh-huh, so that's that's a lot of underwear. You can do that. It's like six What Let's stand up pull your pants out when you wear. Let's see what you got The stepped on his microphone cord and tried to stand up and be 37-toned headphone cord turned up and headphones getting out of a car

Is wearing black box or briefs? Oh, there's regular boxers box of briefs. You didn't find the front not the not real brand. They just don't pull the front Yeah, that was that was awful. What I just saw they heard what you see too much skin Yeah, I did not see any skin is the problem. I saw a matte of fur. Yeah, that was that was awful. What I just saw there. What do you see too much skin? Yeah, I did not see any skin. You see the problem. I saw a matte of fur. Yeah. You didn't see neck. I'm like, it looked like your headburned. Like, you know, from the top of his own gun. I got to get a haircut. But the, uh, the only one when we asked him what Brandon's underwear was, he pulled on the front. It says Says the names written on the front. I don't pull it down. I'm just you pull it down Says right there. That's how what you did though you pulled it down. I'm not looking again. I got fucking fool me

I'm been with that you have 20 bucks speaking of stuff. Are you gonna say something? I was just talking about packs Yeah, okay, we talk about I will that so we recorded I would there on the show floor That was a lot of fun. I freaked myself out because we record I would a microphone, you know Like we plug it directly into the camera and I thought it would you know, there's a production secret No, like sometimes I'll shoot like if I'm on the road I'll shoot I would like on a flip So I'm just like talking to like the on camera my flip it will anything ever it's easier to travel Let's easier travel the flip than it is to, you know, check in a whole trace.

He's traveling with an iPhone. Okay, but you have to hold it sideways. It's awkward. The flip, at least you can hold vertically and still get a 16 by nine on it. But also like at a convention, you can't use something like that. You have to have some sort of directional microphone.

Otherwise, you're gonna pick up all the shit around you. All right. So we recorded that. We recorded the awu and I actually edited it on the plane yesterday flying home. And I listened to it and I freaked out because all I heard was it on camera mic and it sounded terrible And I was like, oh my god, I didn't get the audio mic the audio from it But then I realized there are four tracks of audio and this blended them all together when I was listening to playback

And I was able to remove it and get it down just the single one so I worked out me in Maybe I would have been terrible But Eric from meg 64 kind of like poked his head in and so he made a little cameo appearance He then showed up to the comments on the YouTube thread and started like just trolling the shit out of everyone, talking about how we're terrible, and we didn't sign his halo shirts for him. And then of course all the people wouldn't nuts for him.

So, they did. Yeah, for him. Um, did a fucking job. So we had a panel, we did a kind of Q&A slash podcast style, kind of shot the shit, talked about. We announced RTX 2013, we'll be July 5th, 6th and 6th and 7th 3 days 3 days 3 day event in beautiful Austin Do you want to do more work is that why yeah? We're good two days was the piece of cake when I do three what's that you can fly in on the third and go watch the fireworks

Overly cost and on the fourth then go to RTX on the 5th 6th and 7th will be fun So we're hard to work line of people up. We got like I said, you know, Sanchez coming I also announced on that I've that panel that game mind is coming and they're also sponsored this week's podcast sweet. And I will. You know, we have a cold front coming to Austin. So it's gonna get down to a brisk 95. Well, it does signify though that fall is starting finally that we made it to the summer. No, no, fall starts in October 31st. Oh, it starts September 21st. It's Halloween every year's when it gets cold in Austin. Oh, I see what you're saying You're saying you're saying they should be getting official. Yeah, no official. Yeah, no, I'm saying it gets cold in Austin on Halloween Yeah, but it's like we've made it through the summer like this was not a bad summer. You have to admit

We got seven days of a hundred degree weather coming up man. We're not done with summer. Yeah, we're done This is gonna be my first American Halloween. I've never celebrated Halloween in my life. Okay, what the fuck is a British Halloween? I got a house too. We're just like less... Nobody really gives it down. So less nobody really gives it down? Just less than to use the assam about it. Someone...

What is less than there's the assam? You only wear half a costume, you only wear the top. It's just a hot-pot. It's a hot-pot. I don't know anyone who cares about Halloween or does anything for it. You like... So where will... Well, from the waist up and then down your jeans? You like where will... casual? Who do you know that cares about Halloween? What does anything for it? You like, so where will from the waist up and then down your jeans?

You like, where will casual? Who do you know that cares about Halloween here? Everyone. Everyone goes bat shit about Halloween. Do you think so? Really? Do you? You know, Halloween pies. You're not gonna do one.

Austin is actually a pretty big Halloween town, because there's a big celebration on Sixth Street. There's usually like a million people who go to that thing. I will say Halloween on Sixth Street is fun. See all the slutty girls. Oh yeah. You know, it does seem like the costumes. It does seem like Halloween has gotten slud year over time. Oh definitely. Like this is never the ratio. Honestly, I graph like the sludgy that's over time. When I was a kid, I mean, I granted I didn't go to a lot of Halloween parties. It was a kid that's not trick-or-treating, but I don't remember seeing too many like sexy nurses or

there's a sexy everything yeah I think my wife said the one thing she hasn't seen is a sexy version of the little fat kid from up that's the that's the last thing that's untouched all right in sexy format I challenged the five female listener to our pot to make a sexy to make a sexy fat kid from up yeah that's it yeah god if we get a sexy fat kid from up just gonna agree Yeah, that's it. Yeah, god if we get a sexy fat kid from up I'm just gonna be real listening. Do you really want the sexy boy scout out? Really what do you want to go for some some people I could see them pulling that off so apparently I'm gonna good

Imagination everyone cry to that movie. I've spoken to fuck yeah the first 10 minutes at movie you start bawling your eyes I have never cried a movie You never cry in a movie. No, the end of toy story 3 didn't cry. I'm not causing a cry I'm gonna cry as some computer animated shapes What have you cried over have you cried in your adult life? I don't think so really I Tears coming out my eyes when my ball was twisting around but that was crying That's not emotional crying. That's that was my body trying to make my face What's the last time you cry from emotion. I don't do that. So your emotional growth

is stunted. I don't have any emotion. Exactly. You really? You have no emotion? But I have like a block of stone or concrete where my heart is. I've seen you laugh. Oh, that's true. It's probably the weakest laugh I've ever seen. No, I don't get a, I,'t get I'm not cry. No, not you get any serious loss Yes, it's sad sad some sad times. Yeah, but I don't I mean I don't see the point of crime I'm not sure why tears come out of your eyes. Hey Gavin. Hi. How's your day? Top ah, so so let me let me give you a scenario here You find out someone gives you a call, Lloyd, your cat is dead in England.

Would that make you sad? Yeah. Would you cry over that? No. Lloyd, the dead cat? How long have you been had Lloyd? Five years. Five years, to sister's cat.

It's not even called Lloyd, but. Oh, if someone, if one of my cats died, I would totally cry over my cats. I would, but no, I wouldn't. You also love your cats way more than most people That's true. No, I really like my cat, but I'm not gonna cry. I don't really know why people cry What would you is that like a chemical release that soothes the emotional release? Yeah, but what does it do and why do you have tears come out?

It's not like you will the tears out It sounds like an android trying to figure out emotion Like what what are tears? You're sad and he just come out. He needs a better masquerade and he even says that I tell me how to do this No, like like sometimes like if you cries is good to get that emotion out like like if you wake up Like hungover and your stomach feels like shit like me to throw up. It'll make you make yourself feel better This is like Jack on Saturday and Sunday morning at tax well Thursday morning and Sunday morning But yeah, but it's like one of those things is like, you know, sometimes you just gotta do it Gotta get that out of your system. Yes, do you cry?

Um, I I cried it up. Oh, I mean it Why do you you cried it up? I cried at up I can't think of another movie that made me cry. You ever hear about Sophie's choice? That's a bad one. Yeah No, yeah, it's you didn't like feel emotion at all at the beginning of up No, I told the story in the podcast like my my what happened with me enough Did I thought about that? That was in Los Angeles at the time and I was I was literally moving my cats Of course comes back to my cats. I was moving my cats from the place

I was staying to another friend's apartment and as I was moving my cats out of one of my cats out of the car to my friend's door Like a weird noise happened like something happened where basically it's made this scary noise. She clawed my arm and then hit the ground and bolted. And it's ran. And I chased after it and she ran across the street, cars, like, sculls and stuff. And then I lost her. She was gone.

And it was just like, I watched this cat I had for like 70 years run away from me. And it was just like heartbreaking. And then I like spent two hours looking for her. Couldn't find her. It's like, like well that sucks Let's go to the movie. What are we gonna see up? Okay, and then the so I went from that like emotional event to like the first 15 minutes of up Which is like just punches you your heart and the balls?

Yeah, yeah, and then like that night It was like in like Los Angeles wasn't going very well for me I had a bunch of stuff kind of fall flat and it's like I broke down that night It was like I like like that was like my lowest point. I knew you, you, you, you got a fetal. You tried to find that cat. You tweeted about that cat. Oh, it seems like two weeks. Yeah, that was thing.

And then like two weeks later, I got a call that she was under someone's porch because she still had a collar on which had my phone number on it. And so someone called me and said, I think your cat's living under my back deck and sure enough, this is on Beverly Hills, California. I went back and I found her

and she lost a bunch of weight, but she was, she was good. That is awesome. Yeah. And so she, you know, that I managed to get her into the car and she lost a bunch of weight, but she was, she was good. That is awesome. Yeah. And so she, you know, that I managed to get her into the car and took care of her. So to clarify for Gavin, did you smile when the happy thing happened? I was at that make you feel. Is your chemical reaction? I was very, very excited.

Why would you get happy? There's something, you know, I gotta say that when you look for something for a while and you find it, finding something almost makes it or losing it. Does that make sense? Yeah, yeah, like it makes you appreciate things. Yeah, the feeling of finding something like that overwhelming relief. Yeah, finding it. But my stupid as dog got out. Oh my god. Just dogs are so stupid. I don't know why we let them in our houses and hang out with us. The fucking door is a little bit of jar. It's the middle of the night. It's like 10 at night. Somehow the door was a jar. The dog saw the door was open, so it's like,

I'm just gonna ruin my life. And so I just ran out and was gone. Like it was gonna go with another family. Never couldn't find its way back. Because it's a fucking dog. And the worst thing is like, you chase a dog and they think you're playing with them. And they just run more. Yeah. Yeah. It was it was gone to like the next day. The last thing about animals is when you have to do something unpleasant to an animal to help it. They don't know you're trying run more. Yeah. Yeah. It was it was gone to like the next day. The last thing about animals is when you have to do something unpleasant to an animal to help it. They don't know you're trying to help. Right. So might you or the first person. I guess my dog got out a couple months ago. It ran out the front door. My wife said she got she stood in the door and is yelled at him and told him to stop and I guess like

out of terror. He just stopped. In his. She's locked over and picked him up. I had a cat. Remember you guys were gonna refinch the gray cat just to be off the cat. Off his cat, but she was so, uh, she lived in my apartment forever. She got out one time ran. I didn't realize this. She had never been outside the apartment for like the first years of her life. When she hit open sky above her, she froze and like got as low to the ground as possible.

She looked like a snake and she was like looking looking up and walking while looking at the open sky. That would be weird if you've never seen that before. Yeah, she was freaked out. Weird. I never thought about that. We stayed in a hotel one time when we went down to Australia where this is kind of creepy. This is like a shining kind of a thing where

I guess it had an old school Victorian era ballroom that then they had divided up and turned into rooms. So your room was like a section of a ballroom that then they had like divided up and turned into rooms. So your room was like a section of a ballroom. That's weird. But then what ended up happening is you'd lay in bed and it was like a 24-foot ceiling. So it was the weirdest ceiling of laying in bed and looking up and the ceiling was like so far away. So that all the walls had gone all the way up to the ceiling? Yeah. Yeah. So they're normal rooms but like 24-foot 24 puts and they were enormous that'd be and that could be a nightmare I think I was in like a shoebox or something

It's like if you were in the studio. I think our ceilings out there like 25 feet. Yeah, but it's like so it's like cuz you're in hotel room So narrow it's like it's like straight up It felt like you were like waking up like in a space shuttle or something, you know that you Defied my ability like navigate the room geographically. It was really weird. I never wanted to continue that again. That's really bizarre. Packs. So yeah, I was gonna bring it back to Packs.

Like always, we don't ever get to see very many things on the show for people who are always like, oh, what's your favorite thing? What you see is like, I see what's around me. But luckily this year we actually had two cool games right by us. Yeah, yeah, we had a Marvel heroes, which I'm free to play in the mouth.

Yeah, free to play in the mouth. I think it's starting beta October 1st. What is that? Is that a kids game? No, it's like a free to play. When you say Marvel heroes, it reminds me of those little miniature figures. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, and we have some friends who are on that too.

Steven Reed, who used to be over Bioware, who is Rockjaw. He's now over there working. Apparently, it's a gazillion's doing that. And that was the company He was working for actually him and David bass both worked for that company and then left there to go to bio air and And also Robin who's one of the video guys over there saw him. Yes, they they had oh my bad great Cosplayer black widow cosplayer there were under booth We also had another game. I've never heard of called novice I turno, which I guess is like an independent MMO RTS. It's being developed

It's you might actually really like this. Mm-hmm. So it's like an RTS where like each server essentially has 10,000 solar systems. Wow And you can see the scale like you can zoom out and you just see like all these tiny points of light everywhere like each of those is a solar system with Multiple planets and then you build like a fleet of ships and ground troops and try to take over as much as you can. While other players in real time are also playing real time strategy against you trying to take over your players. No, get out. It seems like they're going to have a really robust economy. And so like if you don't want to be a fighter, you can just manufacture ships and trade them and sell them to people or manufacture, you know, parts to a ship and sell them to other people.

That's exactly how it would be. And have them be, you know, your muscle. So you just sit there and like, we'll work the economy over. That's cool. I like that kind of stuff. I had a weird thing when you were talking about scale. I hate to take this away from the packs. It's not fun.

But I saw something that was pretty crazy. So Gavin, you know what dinosaurs are, right? Yeah. And they used to walk there. They also don't have emotions. What? They didn't cry when they killed each other what happened to the dinosaurs What's the most popular commonly accepted theory of what happened to the dinosaurs? Do you know they just evolved into other things that is completely incorrect, but okay

It's you came down and smash there. There we go. Okay, so I'm sure that wouldn't wipe out all the dinosaurs in the earth Then the remaining ones evolved. Okay. Okay. They evolved into sharks and crocodiles. But they evolved into ash. So I saw a front of a reason was that a kick of like looking up asteroids and scale of asteroids. And so there's a scale representation of the asteroid that hit the Eucatampaninsla. It's approximately where it landed. That wiped out all life on Earth, right not all life, but you know, that basically made that era end. It made all the dinosaurs go extinct. This is nuts.

So we're gonna have to put this up in the link dub and guess why don't you describe it with the link dub. So if you visit our site at rocethe.com slash podcast or if you download this off of iTunes, you probably will see a link right now on your iOS device. And we'll just link stuff that we talk about. Yeah, if we ever talk about, we always put it up somewhere

like a link to a video or link to this image here. So this is a scale image of the Earth and the dinosaur killing asteroid that changed it. Can you even see the asteroid in this photo? No. Is it over a black part over the Earth? It's on the black part. That's it.

No. That's the asteroid that wiped out all this. There's pieces of dust and lint on your screen that are bigger than that. I have to like scroll the screen back and forth so you can see it in the image. That's the dot right there in comparison to the earth. It's like a grain of sand in comparison to like a boulder. Should look like. So what was it that it did?

It ejects so much shit into the air that it starts to blanket the earth and cause a cooling. So like when the crack of Toa volcano erupted in Indonesia was a similar thing, not quite on the scale where the whole world's temperature went down just because it's blocked by the sun. For several years. Wow. Because so much material gets ejected in the atmosphere. Because I always read a theory of the moon was that some other planet smashed into earth and bounced off and just the chunk that came off earth just started orbiting the earth. That is correct.

Is that what happened with the moon? And it shows gravity like all the pieces couldn't escape the gravitational pulse of the earth. That must be a massive impact. Yeah. It was probably early enough to where the earth didn't have much of an atmosphere. So there probably wasn't much to slow it down

No, it was a huge chunk. Yeah, I mean I was probably enormous, you know, and how does everything become so perfectly rounded off to his end it Spins and continues to get hit by stuff Hmm and the I mean I'm not sure it's like all like what we're thinking of as being like chunks of rock It could be like you know, and it's a little different when everything's being shaped But I think the moon was made in about a month, like the body, like it collided, and then everything was in orbit,

so essentially Earth had like a ring in the orbit of the moon, and then that all condensed down to make the moon. So why does it take so long to build a skyscraper if you can make the moon in the moon? You got a fat, too massive body smashing into one of that. How do you tell me this? Humans cannot make the moon in a moon.

How about that? Let me tell you something. Austin, I love this town, Our freeway system, the Texas freeway system in general is good because unlike a lot of states, if you see a freeway, you can get on the god damn thing. Yeah, you drive next to it in the direction and then you get on. Then get on, right in California, you can follow freeway for like four miles and nope then the freeways goes away. I was here a second ago and I want to get on it where to go. Then you have to go down four streets and come back and loop back and go over and overpass to get to it. But no, in Texas you can get on a freeway if you can see it. However in Austin it's always been a goddamn nightmare in that our freeways are not connected

to one another. There's no ramps that lead from like what we call 35 to the next day. They don't actually go over each other at some points. They do, but there's no flyover ramps. There haven't been. There are on some of them. Now there are. Now there are.

But you would think this is like the equivalent of building the pyramids is building all the flyover ramps in Austin just to go from one goddamn freeway to another. Yeah. Right there, the right there, the 71 in Benoit. That area, they've been working on that for 14 years, I think. And they finally finished it. You mean 35 in Ben White?

Yeah, sorry. Yeah, so down at MoPAC and Ben White, they just finally opened one of them. And it's like the greatest thing ever. It's like, wow, I can actually use a freeway. It's damn freeway. Yeah, they're building two. And they just opened one after like what,

three years of work. It's a ramp. Yeah, it's one ramp. The developer who was working on it went out of business and couldn't finish it because they fucked it up. Yeah, and then they got a new developer and they found out like the columns that were supporting the stuff were just were broken. Like they weren't good today to tear down like like five of the columns of the seven.

Okay, what you just described I'm with Gavin though is like that's a day. Knock it down a column. I'm like get a guy and knock it down. Hold the contest. Let people come on the sledgehammer and knock it down. I remember I was once filming in somewhere in like South Spain with filming Formula 1 and we were to drive back up like really a long way to an airport somewhere and the guy was with, there's something about people over 60, they just can't read a GPS or sat nav or anything,

they just don't know where to turn. Well they don't want to interface with a screen. So he was like, do I turn here? Do I turn here? I was like, no, don't turn here. He turned and we ended up driving down this road. We were trying to, because it was the wrong way, we tried to turn around. We had to drive for 40 minutes in a straight line, and we could see the other side of the road, just on the other side of the barrier, like to come back.

So you were driving the wrong way down the road? No, we were driving, it was like a two-direction road. Okay, okay. We just, there was no way to loop around and go back until we had to drive 40 minutes through a tall booth And then once we passed the toll booth we had to then turn around and go back through it So pay it The most annoying wrong turn so you mean it's out of the way and have to pay twice for it I'm going to the way to the airport Mr. Flight it was top awesome We've got we actually have net full phone race coming to Austin, November.

And as a matter of fact, flying, I think flying out to Seattle, or no, no, no, I think flying, or no flight back from Toronto, that's what it was. I saw the track, like, I threw it over the track, and I got so excited about it. I imagine anything more boring than watching a Formula One race. Have you, have you heard those cars, man? I feel that I've been right next to it. I had to get a close up of a wheel spin. Yeah.

And it was for the BBC, it was for Top Gear. So health and safety, which is the bag of crap. So I'm right there. And it goes, all right, go, because what they do, they can't wheel spin from like turn on the engine and wheel spin. He had to do a lap and then stop for about five seconds. And in that five seconds, I had to frame up on the wheel

and then focus. So I didn't have time to like move away. And then he just goes, yeah. And I almost almost I couldn't hear anything for about five minutes after so I was like that was the loudest I can feel my eardrums just shaking like this. I had no air prediction. Why the fuck did he know I really see sucks This that's your if I mean if it's not their responsibility to your own I'm sure it is. But you just don't know this shot I would still think you would hear this you know and be like, uh, hey guys, my ears, I'm a 12 year old boy.

I need to film this. No, you know, I'm not going to like ruin the shot by running away before I'm ready. So I was like, right, they're up into the last minute and then my ears were just destroyed by this formula. I think it was a, a Lonzo in his Renault. I'm going to do it. That means he's a former one driver. Plus, it's, you know, the 18-year-old kid running the camera.

Everyone's laughing their ass. Not for that. Watch, you can see he's really happy. It was like, it was painful. It was like, too naive. It's just gonna like, blah, blah. They're like, look at the dumb asses. I have no idea what your protection on.

On the way back from PAX, did you see how close we flew over Mount Rainier? No, I thought something might have been wrong. The way we're flying right into it. I made a joke to Jack when he was taking off. Don't fly into a mountain But you know how normally it's always off in the distance and you're like oh look over there That's not where you we flew right on top of it like I was like oh look it's kind of off to the left

Now we're banking left. Oh wow. We are headed rep. We're right. Yep. There it is. We're right on top of the mountain I see it we flew right over it. Did you see your shadow coming up on the mountain? No, but cool. We're on the left to race at the length Huh? I can see if you over it. Did you see your shadow coming up on the mountain? That's pretty cool. That was fucked up. We on the left or right side of the land. Huh. I can see if you flip it. Yeah, you were sitting on the same side too. So I don't know. I must have... Actually, I may have been editing Abu at that point.

He was thinking, ah, the audio is coming wrong. But I really didn't have any fascination with the F1 track that's showing up here in Austin. I thought, I'm not interested in Indie Card. Indie Card, us took Indie Card us. But somebody showed me a video online that was pretty impressive. This is the same curve on a track. And it's the two different races they filmed cars.

So this is GT cars versus F1 cars on the same bit of track. And GT's on the left and F1's on the right. Those are the same speed I see. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. That's going on. What's the speed the same speed I see in whole shit. Yeah. Yeah. What's the speed difference? The genie and the sleephoss.

I think like a hundred miles an hour faster. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah. Yeah. The things are jets on the ground. I wouldn't even drive a hundred miles an hour. Thanks.

Fucking dickhead. God damn it. Somebody's telling me, somebody's poked their head in and slam the door. I mean, you obviously don't say anything because you see what recording then you slam the fucking door. Thanks. But it's why people get hit because even if you see what I'm coming to the hill you can't react that quickly. No, did you see the guy who was driving an F1 car and a piece of something like that was bouncing on the track and hit him in the head and like it basically made a brain dead I think. But it hit his helmet

and basically it's like he didn't you know slowly kept going forward Hit all but yeah like you see this like little blip on the playback and it's just like oh there's something and then he's Wow, he's dead basically They need windshields Yeah, well you think like the arrow that you think the wind of the car would just prevent anything from getting into the cockpit because they're going so fast and Aerodynamic you know, they're actually very safe for what yeah, like yeah, I tell yeah yeah there's actually a really violent wreck that happened this past weekend or the weekend before on the first turn of a big race so like all these guys lined up in this one turn like took out like five cars and they're flipping and exploding the best is when there's a massive pile up at the beginning of an F1 race yeah that is the best that's like a hundred million dollars worth of damage right there

yeah so the best was do you like when you see like a really Sunday car like the guys racing for our race, they're like a guy like speeding away in a Lamborghini from a street light and then he immediately right. Yeah, I feel like I see a lot of videos like that out of Houston or the woodlands. I've seen a couple in the past year. The woodlands.

I drove by, I was on 35 in traffic the other day and I drove by a Ferrari sitting in traffic. Yeah, it's like, wow, why are you driving that out here? What's the point? No, I'm excited for the F1 track, but I'm terrified about the location. Because there are, there's only really two roads that go out there. And they're both like two lane wide roads. Yeah, it's going to be 100,000 people trying to get through those two lanes. I've heard estimates that it's supposed to be like three hours to get from downtown to there.

When normally you would take maybe 30 minutes if that. Yeah, if that. But I know that they're busting us right now trying to get some stuff done. Like they're trying to build that the overpass at Riverside on a 71. I think they're trying to get that done in time for the the race. So that'll be at least one. Oh, are they? I thought that was going to be done for like two years. No, I'm like, why can't we do things more? Well, I don't think that they're trying to get it done in time, dude. I don't know. I'm a procrastination on a like city level. Oh, we've got to get done now.

Well, it's only you also see that happen like during South by Southwest. Like there's like, in time to procrastination on a like city level. Oh, we've got to get done now. Go go go. Well, it's only you also see that happen like during South by Southwest. Like there's like these seem to always be working. The goddamn roads during South by Southwest or like, you know, another event where a whole bunch of people come to town. I know I got stopped by the other day. We were going up north to visit a game developer. And I was just about to cross like this little feeder road to get to the developer.

And also in the train track warnings come down and the commuter train and I was like what are the chances that we get stopped by our one commuter train that we have in the whole city that you guys died right by there yeah really like the stop before the one you're complaining about he went and the train hit him he went what he go he went over the tracks he didn't believe it no no because it was a private driveway so it didn't have the arms He wasn't looking and he just went and they hit him. Yeah, wow. There you go Was everybody okay on the commuter train to yeah, he's a really the commuter train was fine kids are probably two people on the commuter train

I mean those things are packed are they really yeah, well Let's be honest though the commuter train that's in Austin. It's about it's not even as good as most of the trains in an airport in most Major cities, right? I mean, the train you get on in the Las Vegas airport is a better, bigger train than the one we have. Well, it also, so it goes to like Northwest Austin, like the Leanderseater Park area. It's got a two-stop. Yeah, it goes like from there to downtown.

It's like, how was the first stop made, not from downtown to the airport? I don't know. And how was the second stop, not downtown to the UT campus? I don't know and how was the second stop not downtown to the UT campus? I don't know like that I mean that makes so much sense like if you can go park somewhere and take a train to the stadium to go watch a football game I think that was part of the first plan that got voted down like in 2000 So this is a what they came up with instead. Yeah, I think like the light rail was on was on the ballot for like 10 years until He finally got something pushed through and it's the one that got pushed through but yeah

I mean, I would like if we had something if we had a train like a commuter train They went from like slaughter and mancheck down at south-ost and to like downtown. I would take it all the time I would probably take a train. It seems a little bit for some reason like like buses have weird connotations What's get stuck in traffic? Trains other people get the fuck out of the way. Yeah, maybe not Like I took the train in Los Angeles when I was out there for E3 I was staying like I was staying in Hollywood and E3 is downtown and I if the train in Los Angeles was out there for E3, I was staying in Hollywood and E3 is downtown. And I took the train every day.

I walked out of my hotel, took the train to downtown, then took another train to right by the convention center. It was awesome. And I would do that. Probably. I read a story once about a guy who broke down on a train track. It was in a remote area. There was no other traffic behind it.

Was this an episode of Breaking Bad? I was going to say. You haven't seen it yet. I haven't seen it on yet. Go on. So he breaks down and he's got no service on his phone. So he's like, well, I can't move my car and it's stuck on the train track and a train might come.

So he's like running around trying to find someone like, there's nobody there to help him move his car. And he's there for like 20 minutes trying to figure out what to do. He ends up like walking down one into the track. He didn't know which way a train might come. And in like 20 minutes, a train came by, hit it, derail, and I think seven people died. So that's what the fuck couldn't push their own car off a track. It was like a big land Rover or something.

Yeah, but it's a European car. Also, it's not a neutral. It's not a neutral. I'm stuck in a... Normally, railroad tracks, like, isn't there normally a hill on either side? Like, you could just go in the momentum, we'll take it down? Yeah, isn't it? Like, yeah. I don't know. Yeah, we're gonna try this. you can push a car by yourself you could do it we throw it neutral you could push a car when you push my car you just leased lean on this happen but imagine

like not being up to me like what would you do what would you what would you the car he couldn't push it he I bet he could have pushed it I bet he he I bet he didn't try because he figured he couldn't do it his British yeah yeah he's a motion here he could have pushed it. I bet he didn't try because he figured he couldn't do it. He's British. Yeah. He's a human. He's a human. He's a human. I don't know what I do. Did you see saw those seven people die? Not a tear was given. I wonder what the dead lift equivalent of lifting up a car is. If you're not like literally

lifting the whole damn thing up in the corner, you want to lift the front or even a say a corner. I think that's pretty fucking crazy. I see Kathleen's jacks out there in the car park. I think I could lift that up. No, you can. It looks say a corner. I think that's pretty fucking crazy. Kathleen's jacks out there in the in the car park I think I could lift that up. No, you know, it looks like a toy Matt's old mini Cooper I thought that you know that thing if you ever got a bad participation Just pick the car up and move it in out of somewhere else. It does feel like he was getting into a roller sheet

I watch him get into that damn thing. Should we also try and lift up Kathleen's car? I bet combined we could probably get a corner of yeah lift up Kathleen's car. I bet combined we could probably get a corner of. Yeah, I think we could up. The edge of the forest was probably under now. But there are dudes who deadlift like a thousand pounds. I mean, how much is the average car? I mean, a one ton vehicle.

Oh, like 2000 pounds? Yeah, right. So one ton is 2000 pounds. Yeah. Is it? Yep. How much is a? You don't know that from UK?

I know metric ton. What's metric ton? 1000 kilograms. Is it a petri- How many another from UK? I know metric ton what's metric ton thousand kilograms? Is it a petriot? I want your pounds that I don't know Good job use pounds. We do for human weight Yeah, they're still for human weight. Yeah, that's pounds. Yeah stones are not pounds 14 pounds in a state We went over this the accuracy of stones This stone stones are pounds We went over this the accuracy of stones You know there are places in the world like you use feet That's like that's like saying like dollars or quarters. Yeah, sure whatever. It's like it was quarters knowledge

Where used to measure like it's like a foot is like the length of a foot, isn't it? Yeah, that's where it came from that is where it came from you are correct is bloody a rock It's like a day. Well, you know, there's a place in where 12 rocks where they have the, they have the, all the standards for the measurements. Where is that Geneva that they have that? Yeah, we talked about this before. Yeah, for somewhere holds the kilogram. Yeah, and that is how much a kilogram is.

And that's the only one. And they don't they have to account for like it losing molecules. Yeah, they're actually having to develop a new standard kilogram. A kilogram with a long a half life. And the, is there somewhere in England? Is there a rock that is the stone? Yeah, it's on the Queen's crown. It's a giant diamond.

That's the stone. So I actually have 70 neck issues. But it must be somewhere like under a glass case. It's just a rock. And it's like, that's our stone. I read a pretty messed up story about a couple, the guy killed himself, shot himself in the face, and donated his heart to some other guy who needed a new heart. This guy then sent a thank you letter to the family. Get out of here, right?

The story. Where's the story going? This is unrated. I saw you. Yeah. You're right. So he sent the thank you letter to the family, ends up marrying the wife of the guy that shot the widow. Yeah. The widow. So this woman has banged two dudes, but those, they had the same heart. Okay, look, you've been made a whole different analogy about a heart transferring love from

one person to another and you went immediately for the banged one. Oh, for her. This part to it. Hello. That guy killed himself. He did on the same day On the same day that the first guy did it's like that hot was it just a suicidal hot with a shed with a love for the same woman Like the guy committed suicide in the hearts like Someone else

Like I'm gonna start over can they transplant? I'm like, I'm gonna start over. Can they transplant planet heart twice? I could do you have three, sharing the same heart for all their lives. I don't know. How long can you keep one heart going? I don't know, I'm just keeping going forever. Just passing down.

Would you feel gypped if you had a heart attack, your heart popped and they put in a heart, but then they said, this heart has been in eight different people. What do you mean what? Horror's like, yeah, which thing is hard from 95 year old dude? What the hell?

But that's amazing though. That's pretty damn amazing. That's just mental. Why, you know, they say that people do get depressed after heart surgery. And in fact, somebody goes through like a major surgery. There's a higher chance that they'll kill themselves, which is ridiculous, because they just went through this thing that, you know, saved their life. Or they could be like breaking bad.

They could just become a criminal empire. So should we do our standard weekly feature, which is now to, we're going to talk about breaking bad without saying anything about breaking bad. Okay. Let me talk about game minder. Talk about what we do that. I want to remind everyone also that this week's podcast is sponsored by GameMinder, who makes the game minder app for the iPhone and Android.

Yes, it is. It's a very handy app. You can, I held it up like I'm holding it to the camera. I know. I've holding it to the camera. I know. I've got it on my phone. You can track the release dates of various video games and you get alerts and reminders about when they're coming out and you can pre-order games directly from Amazon through the app. All right.

Will you look up something for me then on the game mind or app? Go ahead. Did I interrupt your... No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Well, you can buy, you can preorder through Amazon from them. I assume they would feel you think.

Can you look up Borderlands 2 for me? I've already got that saved. So that's under September 18th. Okay, so we should do a podcast play of Borderlands before Borderlands 2 comes out. And I think we should do the Mad Moxie DLC. No, so we just do Borderlands 2 when it comes out. Well, I mean, do that too. But Mad Moxie's fun because it's really long and you have to, it's like round after round

of killing stuff. Yeah. And I would love to get Dave in to play that She would be great. Some of you's never played before. I never played for years before. There's a difference Really, that's a dirty dirty dirty dirty secret. I've never played for once. I've heard nothing I told E that that is wedding and he's like what? Oh God, yeah You can see even like here that how many people are interested in like the version on different platforms like PC versus PS3 versus 360. Can we accept that the PS3 lost this round?

Well, if you look here, Borderlands 2, which is a AAA game, the game mind-around, 7200 people are waiting for the 360 version, 1600 are waiting for the PS3 version. Yes, we can say the PS3 lost this generation of the console. The Xbox 360 is wildly more popular. Well, the PS3 version. Yes, we can say the PS3 lost this generation of the console Xbox 360 is wildly more popular Well, at least in the US at least in the US because I mean like overseas overseas in Japan and How big is the market in Japan now? It's not that big. Yeah, it's shrinking, but it's it's influential. Okay, I get that But it's kind of like the thing if people talk about movies and they say oh the dark night rises was the most popular

Music about how popular was it in India? Yeah the thing if people talk about movies and they say oh the dark night rises was the most popular music I get about how popular was it in India? It makes a lot of movies. It's like it's not I don't think it's irrelevant. Yeah, Japan makes Japan makes a lot of games, but they're not a relevant PC market or gaming market. I don't think I saw Kideo Kojima at parents. We did so wait. What's wrong with India? Well, they make a lot of movies is what I'm saying What I believe is but they don't spend a lot of money, okay, but it But it's like, we don't judge how good a game does, or a movie does, based on how well it did in India. So are you more famous if you're at the number one Bollywood star or the number one Hollywood

star? What are you? Retarded? What? Yeah, are you crazy? Name the number one Hollywood star. Name the number one Hollywood star. Answer your own question.

Name the number one Hollywood star. I know. Just name one. Brad Pitt. There you go. Who's the number one Bollywood star? Well, I don't know, but there's more people if we would know Bollywood than Hollywood. What? But they don't spend any money on it. And he said he said that there's a billion Indian people.

Yeah, if you're going to be popular in India, they have to plague over there. No one cares about that. Wow. There's more people who know about... Nope. Bollywood, the Bollywood. I think the overall global market for US movies is way bigger than the population of India.

If Tom Cruise and the number one Bollywood star were anywhere on the planet, 910 times Tom Cruise is gonna get recognized. Over that other guy. I'd go even higher than that. Probably higher than that. The guy that we can't name. Exactly.

Who's the most famous person on the planet? You know, we knew Armstrong recently just died. Boy, last week was a bad week to be an Armstrong. Yeah, yeah, because Lance Armstrong got in trouble too. Well, not definitely. Not definitely an Armstrong, but it's in trouble. He decided, this is interesting. He decided to not fight the doping allegations

for all of his tour of France titles. Well, for his entire career, not just tour of France. So they can go back and do that, can they? Yeah. So basically one guy at this, at the US anti-doping agency, he said he had enough evidence to make a claim against Lee Neal Armstrong, Lans Armstrong, saying that he doped through all of his career and they should pull all

of stuff. And he's been working on this for years and years and years. Lance Armstrong is retired from biking, like he had to stop. And this guy kept going after him and kept going after him. He didn't have one shred of physical evidence against him. All he had was testimony from his former teammates, from Lance's former teammates, that a bunch of which who have been scorned,

they've also been caught doping. And so now they're like, they're getting all of their charges lowered or reduced to say that Lance Armstrong, or that's part of the thing. If they come out and say Lance Armstrong was also doping, then all of their stuff, they're like, oh, well, you're helping us in the investigation. So we're gonna reduce here.

They he took so many fucking tests. And he passed all of them. Every single one. It's fucking dumb. And so he was finally, he's like, you know what? Like, he actually put, he put an injunction to try to stop the investigation in, and that got declined, and he's like, you know what?

Fuck it, I'm done. So I was confident in myself then. Yeah, yeah, I mean, he never, he, he, he, he, he never admitted to it in like now, he, you know, so they could strip him of all this stuff. If they want to see. They are. They're dead. So I read that if, if they then took his title,

and then before I think from the first turn of France that you want and gave it to the next player who had never had any doping allegations leveled against him, they would have to give it to the guy who finished 23rd. Yeah. The number 23rd finisher. Yeah. So there's that many people who are I'm gonna say right now that guy did dope. Probably a good choice. Go down a spot. If Neil Armstrong did it with the allegations, would they take the moon from him? Would they take the moon from him? Sorry. Well, it goes the buzz.

Neil Armstrong was the guy that we identified on an earlier podcast as probably the most famous guy in the world that nobody knew what he looked like. Like the average person I've noticed the name, nobody knows the face. But now we all do because we all have seen pictures of him because of his death. I know I read that. I read that back when the space race was going on, it was a huge rivalry between the United States and the Soviet Union, that the Cosmodrome where they train all of their cosmonauts,

that they have statues for all of their cosmonauts who were the first to do something, and have Yerega-Garion, and like, first guy to ride a rocket, first guy in space, first guy to orbit the earth, and they have one statue of Neil Armstrong for first guy in the moon. It's the only American statue that they had. Why did they even bother putting that up?

Because they want to check knowledge that they did not win that one. They have the first in every fucking other thing. That's neat. Except first on the moon. And that's like the one. That's the one statue. And they don't. It's a very classic American.

They also show via tab. The first everything, every single thing in the space race. They have the first everything. We were first on the moon. We win. It's like we just cleared that's what wins on all of space If you could be the first person on Mars and you would survive the whole thing you get back to us safely But it took 10 years of your life would you do it? Yes?

Set foot on different planet. Yeah, you would take 10 years at your life That's a different planet. Absolutely. I would I mean look at you on You want the moon that took like a month so I mean look at Neil Armstrong, you weren't the moon, that took like a month, so. I got you, I feel you got an overgrats. Think we could do it with that month. Could have built a deck. You would.

You could have built a moon. Could have built a moon. All over my hand, yeah. Sorry. Did you see Will I Am premiered a song on Mars? The very first rap song, or the very first song ever to get his premiere on Mars? They like, they qualify the first to rap song on Mars.

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It's like a boosters and then parachutes and then a thing detaches and it loads itself on wires or something Yeah, and then the sky and then the crane yeah, then like veers off and crashes somewhere else. Detaches and the go to crash itself. It's fucking cool. Like this, like this, an idea who spent, you know, years developing that and working on that. Spent so much money on it. You're like, yeah, it worked. Now it's gonna go crash.

Yeah. Well, the last thing was like, because at one point they had seven minutes, right, where they had, they just lost contact with with the curiosity when it was going to land. And so it was like, like all right and it's gone Who and just had to wait for seven minutes for that thing and it's like And then when you know it's like I think they said it were we're home safe on Mars. It was like everyone exploded I can only imagine The well how do you communicate with some of the Mars? Wi-Fi?

How do you look? You're just, yellow. Fucking loud. That's it. No, it's just, I don't know, radio, I guess. Yeah. Radio waves. Yeah. What's the delay on that? Well, I think we actually have a guy who's an aerospace engineer who helps out around here. He came to the barbecue yesterday. David, he is also helping out with something immersion gag. Not to be confused with Dave not a big confused day this David So he was telling me that the it's 10 minutes round trip so five minutes to relay the message in five minutes to get a light No, I don't yes, that's the speed of light. Are we five minutes from Mars for the speed of light? That's what you transfer anything I think it's a wait minutes away from We're nine minutes from the sun. So I think it's not quite as fast. Yeah, it's light from the sun. Is it eight?

One thing nine, maybe 93 million miles. So how far would that be? Yeah, that's what it is. It is 93 million miles from the sun. Maybe making your excuse. Oh, I was thinking of distant. I know. I was trying to figure out how we got it wrong.

Anyway, the, yeah, there's something I was going to talk about though for astronomy stuff. Do you familiar with the concept? Do you familiar? Are you familiar, Gavin, with the concept that the moon landing is fake? There's some people who believe that that's conspiracy. But when you actually get a telescope and look at the moon and see the stuff that's on the moon, then that kind of busts that, doesn't it? Can you see the stuff on the moon? I don't know if you can with a telescope, but they're a task with the observatory. They have left on the moon where

Tranquility base was they left reflectors and there's reflectors reporting back where you can actually shoot a laser At the moon and it will reflect back off off the high square to god. It cuz no, no, I swear to god It's it's a witness the speed of life. You can't see it But you they basically these things like collect your reflected laser off them. I swear to God I've never heard of that. It's 100% true. He reflects you in the moon return Yeah, I believe you I said I'd never heard of it I was amazed at the fact that we have perfect solar eclipses the fact that it's a crazy distance a crazy coincidence Yeah, it's a coincidence that the distance from us to the moon

Yeah, like the sun is like 400 times bigger than the moon, but it's also... It's probably bigger than that. No, it's like around 400 times, but it's also... We're gonna get a wrong no matter what. It's also about one point. It's also about 400 signs portion of our podcast. So it's 400 times bigger than the moon,

but it's also about 400 times further away than the moon is to us I'm so compared to earth. There's no way that That is so it gets to the point where they have they look the exact same size and they also go along the exact same path and Total solar eclipse is an immense coincidence and I don't think that happens in the solar system anywhere else Does it with their moons? Probably not. You always get like a giant moon behind a tiny sun or a rock star. Oh my god.

Answer, actually, the sun's diameter is approximately 400 times larger than what we're going to do. Wow. Wow. That's so crazy. You got exactly right. You said the moon is 400 times a week. That's diameter.

So that's one thing. There are a lot more. No, no. No, no, no. No, no. I'm not going to improve that. It's 400 times. He's right. 400 times is overall. I every dimension. Isn't it good? a lot more. Yeah, okay That was it before you get off astronomy. I want to say something real quick

So you see the Hubble telescope always returns these photos of these incredible nebula. They're just gorgeous. Don't stuff Those are fake. Yeah, big big color. We're not color other. It's black. I want well Yeah, and they're all like radio graphs and then they but there are some artists color These things all these photos that we see How do they determine what's moving towards? Because you can tell us that it's moving away from when it's red shifted and it's moving close to it. The light that it gives off is red.

And if it's moving towards it, it gives a blue light. And they must be able to see the color. No idea what you're talking about. That's correct. It's called red shift and blue shift. When things are moving so fast that the light gets almost bent, I guess, because of the great speed. So when something's moving away from you,

it appears to have a reddish-tune, but it's similar to the equivalent to when sound is moving towards you and goes away. Like the pitch drops. The Doppler effect. Yeah, the Doppler effect. It's kind of like that, but we like it. Is the celestial body moving away from us

or the light is moving away from us? Well, both. Well, no, because we couldn't see light that's moving away from us. We don't see light from the back side of the sign. The source is getting further away. Okay, so the the body itself is right away Okay, well I always moves at the same speed. Yes Gavin, but if we like we don't see the subtle the light from the backside of the sun coming around the top You do it reflects off other things behind it

Well, that you see but you don't see like like a bright light behind this light. There's no giant mirror there right So breaking bad I got home from the airport set giant mirror there. Right. So breaking bad. I got home from the airport, set my stuff down and immediately watched Breaking Bad. That was a good choice. That was the first thing I did. Yeah. Holy shit.

That was the right. So they ended the first half of the season. Are you actually gonna do this? No, no spoilers. Don't be no spoilers there. So there's 16 episodes in season five and they just wrapped up the first half, they wrapped up the first eight episodes.

And I like, I legitimately squealed when the episode was over like, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee It's a television that I've never seen. I was commenting to Bernie this morning that if it had been the sopranos, they needed to kill or they needed to do whatever they did Sorry, oops that That would have been like a season and a half. Yeah, and then Bernie said yeah, then it wouldn't have done it Yeah, they would have said well, whatever happened to someone so or something

But I mean it says something about the show that there was a scene in this last episode where I was waiting for something to happen And I felt my body to tense up because I knew something was going to happen. I absolutely knew something was going to happen. Yeah. And like it says so much about a show that they can do that to you. And like they manipulate you in such a way that like there's, you know, they know you're waiting for that. And it's just like, no, we're not going to give it to you.

We're not going to miss it. And it's just like, what's the time about the knock on the door? No, no, no, no. I'm talking about the second, the last scene. I think I know the thing you're talking about? The knock on the door scene? No, no, no, no. I'm talking about the second, the last scene. I think I know the scene you're talking about. It's the knock on the door. No, no, no, no, no. It's at the very end where they're hanging out.

Yeah, okay. And it's just like, okay, which way is this gonna go? Exactly, I was looking at every part of the frame, like watching every person, like, okay, that person's a little too close to this. It's like, something's gonna happen. You're very, very bad. And yeah, and it's just like, okay, that person's a little too close to this. It's like, something's gonna happen here, very, very bad. And yeah, and it's like, but we should have like a 30 minute spoiler cast.

Why don't we do it? Maybe keep talking about it. In anticipation of the new season, maybe or before we can visit some of the old show. I actually want to do like right now, like record it now. I totally agree with him. Why don't we stop after this? We'll do a 30 minute spoiler cast right after this. Where we talk about like, you know, we talk about bringing that.

Because I mean, right now's a no all of our heads And we have a bunch of good ideas about what's gonna happen? We talked about doing this with dark night Everyone's like no we should wait. I'm like we all just saw it record the spoiler cast when we saw it We all agree we didn't do it. Yeah Jack was the one who disagreed Do you want to do that? I'm with you. Let's me and you do it if Gus doesn't want to be part of it. I'll take part get out of you I would say we get Joel and do it if you've seen about I don't know if you've seen it. No the guys a fucking girl Yeah, we're not. How are we going to distribute? How are we going to distribute it? Just tack it on to the end of this podcast?

Sure. Or can we do it as a separate podcast? We can just do it off the site and not off iTunes. Where we are featured as the top gaming podcast according to iTunes. Did you understand the end of Dark Knight Rises? I understand pretty much everything that I see. Just so you know, what is it? What is it? What is it? It was pretty confusing, but what tripped you up? It didn't turn me up, it just someone- Spoiler alert, by the way. I just didn't know how he survived, and then I someone told me, I was like, oh that's clever. They said he fixed the autopilot.

Yeah, I just missed that. And then it was very subtly said. It's not like- Not really. It was- It was Lucius walked up to it and he was like, oh, the autopilot is broken. Yeah, I have to remember that he said that.

They did it up like three times during the movie. There's no subtlety there. That's subtle to me. I'm just kidding. Nobody said it. If anything, I thought they repeated it too much. I was getting annoyed because I was like, okay, he's obviously going to fix the autopilot and ask me if he's something at the end.

Even as he was flying off, even as he was flying off there, Dean is like, sorry, autopilot's broken. And then he like, he takes off. And so so come on They give it to you right there All right good Batman impression by the way. Thank you. Yeah, you're being I saw Batman or packs. Well, I saw we saw beans all over the especially fan expo because fan expo is more of a comic Concer's a lot more cosplay and stuff every time a bane walk by I asked permission to die

And like half of them just had no idea what the fuck I was talking about but what I was talking about I don't have a good Bane muffled the air miles and I were doing having so much fun doing Bane on the last live cast that we did it was a blast during the gummy bear thing we're doing our Bane better cups you looking for your cup yeah you need a glass to do it anyway so but yeah okay so okay well we'll do a spoiler cast for breaking bad I'm cool right after this like I got I got my work done today I do want to so do you want to end this and do it? I'm gonna look at my notes see if there's anything else we want to All right, let's start wrapping this up then what else do you have buddy? What else it packs that you see guys? I saw the people playing Halo 4 you can you can shoot a magnum and hold a flag now. We didn't mention that oh

What the fuck you kicking me for? Side it. What else did I see? I saw the AC3 booth, but I didn't actually see what they were showing. Yeah. That's great. It does look great, though. Borderlands 2 looks awesome. It's coming out soon. Two raiders. Also, Planet Side 2 was there. Yeah, Planet Side 2 looks awesome. What's the story of Planet Side 2? I didn't get translate. I walked by it a bunch of times. I didn't get to read the sit down with it.'re a good cosplay. You're a slave. I need to play a firefall or planetside to between now and the time that Halo 4 comes out Firefall is pretty fun Well, do you have a beta code? Yeah, we have friends of planetside too. I could I could contact people there

I would love to get a I would love to get a beta code for either planetside to or for a Firefall I'm gonna talk about trouble and terrorist town. Oh, yeah, so scene enters so about this Yes, we went to we had drinks with scene anters one night And we were talking about unconventional games the first time we talked about spy party. Okay, so you were talking about unconventional games And he was talking about this game called spy party. It's in beta You go to like spy party.com. I think where there's two players One is a player that's like at a party in a group of or in a room filled with AI characters I really like this and he's a spy and you're a spy, you have to accomplish like five different tasks.

The other player is a sniper who sits outside the party, trying to figure out which player in the party, or which character in the party is the human. And he has to shoot the human and only kill the human. So like the spy at the party has to go on like in spec to statue, you know, pass some information with someone, and do all these tasks. Well, the sniper's watching,

trying to figure out which in this crowd is the human, and kill that one. Yeah. So it's deception trying to throw it. And you have like five minutes to accomplish this. Yeah. But the AI will do the same kind of stuff. Like if you have to go and look at a vase,

the AI will also just pick up that vase and look at it too. So it's not just like if you spot the one person doing and that's it, you know. It's cool. It's really, you know, it's cool. It's really, it's really tense. Yeah. But anyway, so he, you see now, I was just talking about that.

He also mentioned this, this game type for Gary's mod called Trouble in Terrorist Town, where essentially everyone, you know, it's like everyone's like a terrorist from Counter Strike. And some very small number of people on the team are traders. And traders can identify who other traders are, but the innocents don't know who the traders are. So the innocents who have to try to figure out

who a trader is and kill them, and the traders have to kill all of the innocents. So- Let's talk about that Mafia game. You've used to play on forums. Mafia Wars. Yeah, I don't know. No, I don't know.

I like to try the mess, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. So it's just,, no, no, now fuck you you go first So why don't anyone go in that room? Well, no, that's the thing is like you so like someone go in and like hit the light screen Like someone else go in hit the light screen like okay now it's your turn Like going down every one So how long does the game of that tape I've no idea? But it sounded like that sounds like the kind of game you have to be like, you have to play with friends and like, beyond sky. That sounds like a fun voice chat.

Fun, let's play. It'd be a lot of fun, let's play. But I think if we had like a lot of people and like, eight people in it would be really cool. Yeah. And the record is like four of us. Yeah, there's enough of this that was. You know what else to get back for a let's play that we should do?

We should play Gryffball. Have four, like, have like four of us be on a team for Gryffball and go play Gryffball. That'd be fun. We're going to do a, um, we're original Gryffball team. We're going to do a. We're original Gryffpool team. We're going to do a LAN party with the Guardians from RTX here at the studio. The game. Halo 4 comes out.

So Griffo will be great thing to play on the game. I'll play nice. Been a long time since we did like a good old-fashioned LAN party. All right. Well, let's wrap up so we can do our break-up. Where are we going to lunch? I always talk about it. I go in the bears.

No, I had to I like five or six. I can go for some barbiege. I haven't had like Rudy's like some good barbecue in a while. All right. We'll do that. Let's go do it. Bye Okay, now this is the start of the breaking bad spoiler pod can mega spoiler if you're interested in Watching the show from the beginning or getting caught up do not listen to this we heavily discussing it You've been warned there's your final warning and if you haven't watched the show seriously, watch the show, and then come back and listen to this, because I mean, watch all five seasons,

are all four and a half seasons, come back and then listen to this. Okay, so season five just wrapped up Sunday night, a couple nights ago. Yes. And I think just even the podcast you just finished recording, you're talking about the 10th scene, you're talking about the pool scene. I was talking about the pool scene,

because I mean, you're sitting there this whole episode in like, you know, God the, that's, that great, great scene with the pile of money, where, where Skyler's just like, what, how much more do you need? You know, it's like, this is, you know, that, that giant, giant mound of cash. And then, you know, so finally Walt kind of was like, all right, I'm out, I'm done. Like, this is it, I've accomplished my goal of being able to take care of my family forever. I don't understand why he did that though. Didn't he just, in the other episode,

say he's in the Empire building business. So why is he out now? Well, I think it was one of the things where it's like, you know, the death of Mike, like shooting Mike rattled him a lot. I mean, cause I mean, he shot Mike in cold blood. Like he even said, like I could have gotten the list from Lydia.

And I think that really kind of like, you he at that point was realizing how much of a monster He was becoming like he's iceberg. Yeah, that was high. So I mean like but I mean high some very shot Mike But then Walt came out and talked to Mike. You know what I mean like there's definitely that weird sort of you know Duality of the character. Yeah, I mean the one of the first episodes of this season They had him get that hat back. Oh, yeah, well that yeah That was when they they because they had the get that hat back. It was a big deal. Well, yeah, that was the, because they had the Pontiac Aztec. That was a great episode.

That was the re-enjance episode. What's the, what was the name of that dubstep song? Like Crossfire, whatever the name was. Someone on the Breaking Bad subreddit talked about how this episode started with the fly, and how Walter Stairs at it, and then let's it go. Talking about how the last time he with the fly and how Walter stares at it and then lets it go Talking about how the last time he started the fly I guess his sense of perfection and his attention to details forced him to chase the fly down and get rid of it And he was a much tighter than and now he doesn't have that same attention to detail

And that's what the fly is and he lets it get away Just like he leaves the fucking leaves of grass book on his goddamn toilet If you're gonna keep that one you just tear the fucking page out? Like why don't you even keep that? Yeah. Yeah. It just goes the show that there's so many things to keep up with. Like even when Skyler said, I don't know how much money this is.

Yeah. She's like, I don't know. I have, she talked about weighing it, but she's like, I just can't even count it anymore. I can't spend it. I certainly can't launder it. It's just, this is it. It'll take 100 spend it. I certainly can't launder it. It's just No, it's like a hundred car washes a hundred years to do this or whatever. Yeah, I mean, it's yeah, that's a god damn It's such a great thing and then we had that last bit at the end because it's like in like Walt and Hank

We're talking about like chemistry about making they were talking about like making coffee or something and then Marie and Skyler We're saying something here. Yeah, yeah, and then marine Skyler we're talking about something and it's like that You know, it's it it's, it's while junior pushing Holly around is like, someone's about to get shot. Like, you know, because at that point, it sounds like, you know, what was out? Like, he, he checked out and he was done. And, uh, the real tale was when Skyler smiled at him.

You're like, oh, now he's going to follow part. Yeah, yeah. But then it's like, and then Hank, even like, Hank going, I was like, Hank's going to find something, got a counter. And then it's like, he sits down on a toilet and it's like, then Hank, even like Hank going, I was like, Hank's gonna find something, got a counter and then it's like, he sits down on a toilet and it's like, sure enough, Hank just solved the biggest case of his career. Does that house not have another fucking bathroom?

It's like, why did he go into the master bedroom bathroom? That's only accessible when we're going through the master bedroom. That's true. They've actually never shown another bathroom, but like, where does Walt Jr go? Like, do they all share that one bathroom as you have to go through there?

I don't know, I don't know. I don't know the geography of that house. He had to figure like the walkway. So you walk down the hallway and Jr. is on the right and then the bedroom is the end. But there's also the nursery. The nursery is on the right. And then on the left is the water heater with the hole.

So you think there'd be another bathroom there? There's a one that gets the master bedroom bathroom backs into there. It's it's it's it's got established for narrative brevity, you know, yeah, I can use the bathroom in your room. Sure. No, I just use the bathroom. But he's dropping a dude is too.

He probably went his far away in the house. That is true. That bathroom door is like it's slatted like that's so inefficient like you think that's funny. I thought about this extensively, but I mean like it's, you knew this was going to happen at some point. And I had, I mean, like, it still caught me out of, you know, completely off guard. Like, I knew at some point, Hank was going to put things together. Honestly, at this point, I thought Hank may have been suspecting Walt.

Yeah. I mean, yeah, I mean, they've been hinting at stuff in, in a, for a long time. I mean, you know, even like that conversation that, I mean, the conversation where Walt was talking about Heisenberg at the dinner table, and then long time, even like that conversation, the conversation where Walt was talking about Heisenberg at the dinner table and they're like, we caught him and then Walt's like, I don't think you got your guy. It's like, what the fuck are you doing, Walt? And, Goddamn. It was a nice little touch, how he threw the audio in from the old conversation.

Oh yeah, that's always great to have a flashback that leads up to a realization. Yeah, yeah. The look on his face, when he looks down, the camera's going to need like has that slow look up. Yeah. It's got that awful, awful dread on his face. Well, I mean, think about this too. It's like, hey, this has been right under Hank's nose the whole time.

And even so, like, if Walt confronts Hank, then in the way, in the manner that Walt confronted Skylar, some of his Skylar's like, I could go, you know, I could tell everyone about this. And he's like, well, you're just as guilty as I am. And she rattled off some excuses and he was able to burn every single one of them. I mean, I don't, I can see him trying to do that with Hank, but I don't think he could pull it off. No, not at all. Do you, I mean, fuck, how is this gonna, I have no idea how this is gonna turn out, man.

Like, I can't imagine Hank approaching Walt. Well, I'm not right away. Not right away. I mean, he's still even with that, he still needs some sort of proof. What is the next season going to be about? The next half? What is it, 12 episodes?

Eight episodes. Well, I mean, so you're going to have, Jesse has to find out about Mike. That's probably going to be an arc. They got to deal with that magical girl that's just, she drives me crazy. I assume Hank's going to continue to try to pretend like he's okay with Walt while he sets up

Surveillance to work something on the back end to try to get proof. Yeah, at this point Walt is out So theoretically, he's you know gonna be laks about things that might let stuff slip So how does Hank build a case because hey remember he went against the director and Was investigating case after direct said cut this out and then all those nine guys died You know, you know, ten guys, no, they didn't show the lawyer. They didn't show the lawyer. No, the lawyer was on the phone, wasn't he? No, that was an inmate. He was in the orange jumpsuit.

Oh, I thought that was the lawyer. I thought the one the first guy is good. Like, the guy got stabbed multiple times in the chest. I thought that was the lawyer. Then you're talking about every guy except the one who got burned. Oh my god. Oh, that was so brutal. Here's what I learned from watching this last episode of Breaking Bad. I never want to be killed in prison. Like, Amber. Whenever I heard about people getting stabbed in prison, I was like,

uh, one stab. Holy shit. I have four dudes or whatever. Just like stabbing his person. Can they double fisted? Like, oh. No, no, they killed. They killed everyone.

They're all dead. That's not screenshots. So, compilations of all the murders and there's only nine of them. Okay, but they're all dead. Like, come on. Like, there's no way they let you. Listen, if they came back and said the lawyer was dead, I'd be totally fine with that. They got every.

They acknowledge it. No, because if I even said nine guys. Yeah, he said nine guys, but then then Lydia said no, there's 10. No, no, he's right. What are we thinking? What are we thinking? Uh, because the lawyer was in jail. Yeah, the lawyer would be in jail at that point because they caught him in the in the

safety deposit room. So he would be in jail. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh How he insisted it all have to be done in one minute two minutes. Oh, we can't do it two minutes But they didn't one didn't know to take us the clock rounded Sequence with the music. It was gonna be you just standing there by the way How long did it take him to finally use the song crystal blue persu My wife was like what is this song? I think he never heard this she's like no, it's just perfect Why they never used it before why is the theme song for the show? It's like when they use it's like you know There's some kind of room going, oh god, I used it this week, and the bill calmed down. It's coming.

Oh, that song was bonfire. That was the dub set song. But anyway, fuck this is such a great season though. I mean, it's again, like last season, it felt like the slow, slow build to like the final three episodes where you know, Gus gets his face blown off and like the whole thing with the other cartel leader where they poison him and everything's like

led up to that and was like, oh my God. And this season similar to that where it started slow, but it was just placing. It was putting everything in place. It's only half a season, eight episodes. And like this is goddamn this someone, this is some of the best writing. And like even the, even like the cinematography, this last episode, did you see all of the transitions? Yeah. Well, I mean, all the transition stuff. Like when he said, you know, let's get to work. What do I mean, lean out and pop back up and it was, he was in, you know, in his outfit. But they, there was a lot of, like, mirrored illusions.

We're like, you know, the, the scene on the, the CAT scan. Yeah. Like someone actually, there's, there's an animated, uh, gift on reddits, where they took that, that's from, I think the pilots actually. Yeah. And they, they, they, there's like almost an identical shot. I mean, like they lined it up damn near perfectly. There were a lot of references too, like the painting he was staring at.

The fly. The fly. Yeah. It was the whole episode where they spent trying to find the fly. Yeah, it was tons of callbacks to past episodes. And then they had that really, really awesome moment between Walt and Jesse.

When they said, basically we're saying to buy and reminiscing. Yeah. That was like, that was incredible to me. Dude, that relationship is so complex. Well, there was a funny image that was captioned on Reddit where someone just captioned Jesse like hiding the ball and they just wrote things Walt is trying to kill him. Still hides the ball. Anyway, yeah. No, like that look on Jesse's face when he looks out the window and he kind of like his eyes sink in

and he walks towards the camera away from the front door and then he walks back and it's like, what the fuck was that? Like, okay. And then at the very, very end, he pulls, he gives those bags a cash, he's like shaking, opening up the bag because at this point, he knows

Walt could just straight up murder him. What do you think he gave him in the bags? Five million dollars. That's Walt, right? He just gave him a straight five million. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, and then, you know, but then he pulls out the gun and it's like, oh He just gave Miss straight five. Yeah. Yeah. And then you know, then but then he pulls out the gun and it's like, oh, fuck, he was getting the gun. Like that's

exactly what he was doing. He was walking off to go get his gun for fear that Mr. White's about to murder him. Mr. White. Yeah. Well, yeah, he said, I'm the one who knocks. Yeah. And when so when every time Walt knocks on the door, it makes me nervous. Yeah. But I mean, like that right there, that shows whatever little shred of humanity is left in Walt. I mean, that Walt knocks on a door, it makes me nervous. Yeah, but I mean, like that right there, that shows whatever little shred of humanity is left in Walt, I mean, that's, you know, it's, I mean, Jesse's been around for the whole thing. Like, I think, I don't think Walt could ever do anything bad to Jesse. Like, I don't, I don't, or at least directly harm Jesse.

You know, like he's done plenty of stuff around him, but I mean, I can't imagine him, you know, holding a gun to Jesse or doing anything to... I can. I, who do you think, assuming Walt's gonna die next season or the end of the season, which is one path this could go? Who do you think would be more likely to kill Walt? Would it be Jesse or would it be Hank?

Between the two of those, I think Hank, out of anger and rage, I think that Walt's gonna kill himself. Really? Because they keep showing that fucking rice in tablet and showing how it's like in the bedroom right behind that wall. They did bring that rice in tablet. Ben will show it so much it's like he's going to take it. That's the ultimate end. Like he built it, he created it to kill someone or have it at least in the hole.

And that's his ultimate ace in the hole. His escape is to die and to kill himself. That would be interesting. Yeah. I never thought about that. And like rice in doesn't show up as a like it is tough to show that some way that poison. Right, I think they said in the show that you had to like run special tests looking for it. Yeah, so theoretically he could kill himself and maybe get insurance or whatever.

Like it makes it seem like, you know, like something, you know, natural causes. Cause I mean, like the very first scene of the season was the, you know, he has a full head of hair but he's coughing in the bathroom with that, you know, giant fucking gun. And it's like, okay, it worked. And then that's, we are what, nine months away from that now, I guess, or no, look at it.

I don't know how to start. No, eight months away in the show timeline, because three months passed between Jesse quitting and the, yeah, Jesse, Jesse leaving and then him and Todd working together. I forget at the beginning of this season when he's you know eating the breakfast What number does he do? Oh, I thought he's got 51 no 51 was the birthday that had this year where scholar walking to the pool That was 51 and then 52 was it was the beginning of the last episode So somewhere in this next you know, he's got eight months in the show's timeline to get to that point So you got a figure he's going to start growing hair again,

or they're going to tell him like, oh, your cancer's gone, because he's, you know, I can see you shaving his head. I can't see his cancer, do you think so? You don't think so? I think cancer's going to get him. Oh, really? That's what I think's going to happen.

But what the fuck was that gun? Like, what is- What is- What is Skyler killing? Yeah, I'm rewatching everything right now. I'm in the middle of season three. So I can't wait to rewatch the season that just passed. Yeah.

Well, someone made a point that if you were to watch one episode a week between like now, like on Sundays or whatever when it would normally air, if you watched one episode a week, like from season one, episode one, you would basically be able to catch up to where we're going to end up next season. Like, exactly. I have to say, this is one of the shows it's impossible to watch one week. I got to think I first got it on Netflix on DVD before I canceled my DVD subscription

and it was just for the, I just on a whim for the hell of it and I was like holy shit, cancel everything else in my cues all along. Yeah, that's a great show man. It's a really great show. But I mean, Goddamn it. Like, so, uh,

Jesse will live. Jesse's gonna live. Jesse's gotta get away. Jesse and, get away. Jesse and, fuck, Holly are like the only untainted characters on that show, really. I mean, even in Walt Jr. got busted trying to buy alcohol. I mean, you think Jesse's untainee fucking shot Gail in the face? Maybe not untainted, but, like, pure of heart?

Would that be too far? I mean, like, Jesse, like, he was a kid, essentially, when he met Walt. It's hard to imagine, like like Jesse in Walt's class. Yeah, he was a student. He was a student of Walt's at one point. That'd be like the weirdest flashback ever. Well, I mean, like even like I mean there were illusions this episode too when Walt was talking with Lydia and she said we're going to make a lot of money together, which is that's the same line the two go throughout and the end of season one but Yeah, like even there was like weird sort of almost sexual tension between the two of them that he had with the chick from Gray matter

Yeah, and like there was a lot of what was the funniest that I was watching that cafe scene between the two of them with my wife and Well, it's like oh my god. He's totally gonna have an affair with her I was like no, he wants to kill her and then And then she walks out and he's got the right, so I was like, see, what are you talking about? I don't know, she was pretty hot in this episode, I gotta say. Something about like a woman who's in charge like that. It's pretty hot.

I feel like there was one little detail I noticed about her when she's in the cafe. You know, like she's got her hands, she's like, they're around the coffee cup that she takes the time to paint her nails, but they're all really short. Like she's constantly chewing them. Like, let's it was like one of those weird things where it's like obviously she's a very nervous character, but she still wants to put on this facade. It's like

that tiny little detail. I gotta say to where is that coffee shop? Like was that in Texas or in Albuquerque? I guess. So she flew out there to meet with Walt. I seem so. Huh. Because this one weird thing they don't really bring up a whole lot, but it's like I think Walt said you traveled all this way. Oh, yeah, something when they met But yeah, she's based in Texas right? Like you're yeah, and so you know have to go back and forth, but man that Like she's right the train The the the method train takes it over God, that's been so many great episodes a season fucking Todd that weird character that you knew someone was up with him when he spoke

When he wasn't supposed to be talking and it's like oh someone, someone's on with this guy. Yeah. And then he's just fucking beast, man. Like, he is no heart at all. And he just, he just wants to work or make money. I don't know what his, I guess he just wants to, I don't know, be a criminal. I guess so, man. But it's like his uncle and that old, that old crew was like, it was really much more about what I was expecting. Like, all the fucking Nazi tattoos. The Schwarzgiz, NASA's and everything like that. It was, yeah, that was pretty intense. It reminded me a lot of like Oz, whenever you watch that show on HBO. I never did watch that show. It's great show.

And the dude from Portal 2, like, uh, yeah, JK Simmons. He's like a, like a Nazi butch queen, right? Yeah. Uh, I want to say queen, but he's, he's, he's, and he's like the head, he's the king's kid, Nazi. Oh, okay. And uh to say Queen, but he's like the head, he's the king's pin Nazi. Oh, actually, okay. And Christopher Malone, he's on that show, it's such a great fucking show. That's a good show for you to catch up on though.

Because the whole thing's... I'll get to the boss. Sorry, I got something great. Someone's printing here. I printed something, I guess. It better be a breaking bad spoiler, otherwise we're gonna have some words. We're gonna have some dudes to pound some knives on you.

All right, so we've got eight episodes left. Okay, three people that you want to die before the end of the series. That's what? Skylar. Really? I fucking hate her. Anytime she's on screen, I'm like, this fucking bitch.

You know, I hated her a lot. And I've grown not respect for her, but I feel for her now. Like after all this shit's gone down, she's been put through hell. That scene earlier in this season, when she's like, we hell that scene earlier in this season when he's she's like We're getting the kids out of the house. He's like what's your plan? Yeah, saying I'll just do this he goes didn't work Is this what your plan? Yeah, I don't know like that was a great

Yeah, why doesn't she just leave does she need a plan? I? Know a lot of people it's like when it's like every how many fucking times did they make about half a million dollars each and then lose it immediately? Yeah, yeah, that happened like six times in the series and now it's like finally okay Now we're making the money see it finally kicked in they just like they just didn't stop, you know No, and how much money do you think was in that stack? But that the one in the shed. Yeah It What the fuck was that? I'm I'm sure electricians are here working. I'm gonna I'm gonna say eight figures, like more than 10 million.

More than 10 million? I know, yeah, easy, I think. Because I mean, think about, I guess that bag was 50 million. And two double bags, and you draw that out. It's got to be like 500 million or something. Oh, I think it's 500 million. I was just saying 25 million. I would say, I'd say maybe 50.

I'm sure it takes more money than we get spend in 10 lifetimes. Well, okay, we, someone needs to look at a still image of that and figure out the width and height of those stacks. And then nations though. Well, you can do a range if you've got 100 or if it's all 100. Well, no, it was either 20s or 50s, that's what it was. But you can see the 20s and 50s, but. There were 100s too, weren't there? We're there, I think there were.

Okay, well then you can do like, okay, the theoretical if they're all 100s, theoretically if they're all 50s, theoretically if they're all 20s and do some average out. I'm sure, like that would be the way to go. But, I mean, I don't know three people I want to die I kind of I kind of a feeling like maybe go me's gonna die like for the longest time I feel like there was a rumor or there was speculation that go me who's go me go me is Hank's number two

Thanks partner, the go mess. Yeah, the one who busted the lawyer and the lawyer and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and Yeah, it wasn't worth it. Well, everyone was telling Hank to do that, you know? So, but like, like, go me, he was doing that a lot, where he'd be like, okay, maybe this is, maybe he didn't worry about this. Maybe he's move on. And like, he kept pushing stuff like that. He was like, God damn, what is he trying to get Hank off this so much? And then, I don't know. Yeah, I'm sure there are people that he has that he had on the inside. I'm praying to God, the God of television, that by the end of this series, Hank's wife

kids killed. Are we? Dude, I can't. You want Skyler to die that? What? Skyler's awesome. out of television that by the end of this series, Hanks wife gets killed. Hurry. Dude, I can't. You want Skylar to die that? What? Skylar's awesome, but then Hanks wife, I just can't stay. Now I used to hate her more when she did the shop lifting and all that other shit.

Now she's, yeah, she's, I'm like, that's Marie. That's Marie. Yeah, she's talking about it. Oh, you're talking about that. Oh, Hanks wife, I'm sorry. I thought you were talking about Skylar. Yeah, Marie, as she could die.

If you don't like the color purple, I could see that. Yeah, she just annoyed the hell out of me for so long. She's like a weird eye thing too. We're like one of our eyes is kind of twitchy a little bit. There was a, and the chick from Magical Lydia, she drives me insane. There was another great still image with a caption on Reddit from this week's episode when you know Walt, or sorry, when Hank shows up, and he's making the drinks and he asks, rocks. Oh, yeah, they replaced it with minerals No, okay, so someone else appointed out to So Mike took his drinks with rocks and like there's a scene Let's see in where he basically told Mike give me give me a chance alone with fring

And I'll take care of him and then Mike beat the shit out of him right when he ordered his drink Hank or Hank Walt clearly said, no, no ice for me. And then Mike took his on the rocks. And now that Walt killed Mike, now suddenly he takes it, like Mike used to take it. And also the same thing with the sandwich from the guy he killed in the first season.

When he took the plate down, the guy, kind of took the crust. Took the crust and now Walt does that as well. Yeah, so it's kind of some weird sort of absorbing, absorbing thing. Tizenberg, he's just so uncertain. Strength of anyone who they killed. So, Gian Espozito, is that the guy's name? The guy who's freeing?

Yeah. He was nominated, he's got nominated for a supporting actor for a Emmy. Goaded Emmy nominations come out? Yeah. And he's here in like two weeks. Yeah, him and Aaron Paul both got nominated for supporting actor. Obviously, a cranson got nominated again for main actor. Cranston's one

like three out of the four times he's been nominated I think. Yeah I think so. So well yeah I mean like yeah Esposito goddamn like Gus Fring was such an awesome fucking character. You talk about Brian Cranston winning the Emmy I saw an interview with him like on I don't know Jimmy Kimmel or something a couple weeks ago. Yeah and he comes out and Just Brian Kras and he's all goofy and you know make a joke and laugh and are like that's the same guy He's fucking Walter white, you know, and then they show a clip and he's you know badass and you know It was so seasoned looking. Have you seen the that would take reels from Breaking Bad?

I don't think so. There's a great one from season two where it's it's at some point I don't think so. There's a great one from season two, where it's, at some point, Walt walks out of an office or something like that and he has a box full of stuff. And it's like, I think he only got fired to quit being a teacher or whatever, and he had a box full of stuff, and poking out of the box was an Emmy.

And that's like walking to a car with the name of the box. It's like, ah, it's funny. The, but. I take it just in general over the course of the series. I can't recall like a low point or anything like that. We're like, we're got slow. Maybe some of the gale stuff, but it's like, then that was during the whole Gus Spring era.

We're real stuff. So awesome though. Yeah. Where do you fall on the plane crash? I just don't really get. I'm just... I feel like that was forgettable. That, that, oh, I think they've got away from it,

which is great, because I mean, that was, that was the most unrealistic thing of a show where a guy breaks bad and becomes a meth kingpin. The plane crashing above his house was the most unrealistic thing on the whole show. Yeah, and I kind of didn't like how they built that whole season. Like you didn't know who's going on. There was that toy. Yeah, the pink teddy bear on the floor.

The pink teddy bear on the floor. There's burned, there's body bags. It's like, oh, you think we have meth explosion. Or something's going to happen. It's like, no, no, there was eight, two planes collided above his house. Yeah, that was a little too convenient, little too, like, oh, he thinks we have met explosion or something's gonna happen. It's like, no, no, there was a two planes collided above his house. Yeah. That was a little too convenient, little too, like, okay, that's... But I like Jane, you know, like, do you think Jesse will ever find out about Jane or Mike?

I don't know how he'll have to find out about Mike somehow. I don't know if Todd will tell him or what. That's true. Yeah, Todd knows. But I don't know how he could ever find out about Jane. But I feel like maybe Walt would tell him. Yeah, but yeah, yeah, that would be serious. Jane assume is the girlfriend you died. Yeah, don't trust the B in apartment 23. Oh, yeah, that's her. Isn't it? Yeah, there was an ad for that show with Brian Cranston and it, too. Yeah, like it like is it like her former roommate or whatever it was weird. What's what are you guys talking about?

There's a show on ABC called Don't Trust the Bee in Apartment 23 and actress who plays Jane is the lead in it. Oh, okay. Yeah, but it's like B star, star, star, star, star, or whatever. Oh, I got you. Yeah. I hate it. I've never seen an episode I just make fun of it.

Yeah. That's a good thing to do. Yeah. But, um, like, there's something, like, I'm trying to think of like stuff they need to wrap up, but they've been really good about kind of catching loose ends and pulling them back in. Yeah.

Um, I mean, the big thing is, I guess, okay, well, fair enough, Jesse finding out about Mike, Jane. The kid. Oh, the kid. That it poisoned the kid. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, and that's, I mean, that was a scene this season that Aaron Paul should win an Emmy for her loan was when he poisoned the kid. Oh yeah yeah. You know, and that's I mean that was a scene this season that Aaron Paul Should win an Emmy for alone was when he found a cigarette. Yeah, and he's just fucking just wailing and sobbing

Yeah, holy cow that guy's chewing it up. Yeah, that was awesome Fuck that guy the beginning of the season where like Walt sitting there He's like thinking about stuff to clean up and he's oh yeah, he grabs the plant What fun like the very beginning sitting there and he's like thinking about stuff to clean up. And he's like, oh yeah, I think we have the plant. Wait for a minute. Right, very beginning to say, I think that was the first episode. We're like, it's while cleaning up the bomb shit in the house that they used to blow up a, not so, Salomonka, is that his name?

Mr. Dingding. Oh yeah, yeah. Like he picked up all the bomb shit. And then he went back and got the plant and like, you know, hit all that stuff. Right. Yeah, you know, you know, you know what else has been really great this season.

Like in the little time he's had on screen is Bob Odin Kirk. Yeah. I love the Sal Goodman character so much. You heard the rumor floating that there might be a Sal Goodman spin-off. Oh, come on. No, I'd be too much.

That would be wonderful though. I love it. God, you know, get Sal Goodman in what's his name? What's the big black dude's name? Oh, I don't remember. Yeah, You go. You'll fun. You'll

skull. They're like a craniot. Yeah. Yeah. The one is like a wheezing when Mike is sitting. The best things when they when they introduce that character when Jesse pigments says, you don't want a criminal lawyer. You want a criminal lawyer.

It's like, okay. And then after you want to take the bribe and they walk back to the car, Jesse pigments like that guy wouldn't take a bribe. That guy right there. So what'd you do to him? Did you ever see Bob Logan Kirk on a live-prood girls? No. It's one of the people they got to interview.

Really? Oh, that's awesome. I watched that. Dude, I would love to sit down with one of the writers of the show and just be like, I love you. Like, give me a hug and be like, let's talk for hours and hours about these characters. I can't, I mean, even at the moment, on paper, they would be completely lousy. They do a good job and they turn out well, the whole same name bit.

I think it's a testament to the performances. Yeah, they're basically so powerful. Like Brian Cranston said, say my Yeah, I don't know who you are Yeah, you do. Yeah, I'm the man who killed Gus Fring. Yeah, like if you read that and give you like Oh, yeah, see my name. Yeah, because your highs and bridge sure god damn The credits. Yeah, holy shit. That's man Yeah, some of the the cold opens on the show this season. I mean, fucking awesome. That one was awesome.

I love the car one. Like it was so over the car one where he gets the cars from self in Walt Jr. Where that song's playing in the dubstep, though, bonfire song. Like it's so just like goofy, it over the top. But it's like, he's losing his shit, man. He's losing his shit.

He's not, yeah. And it's like, oh god, he's selling. He sells the Aztec, which he's had around since season one, right? I think, yeah. I love that we guys are looking at it. He's like, yeah, there's that deer stuff on the front or whatever you hit.

And it's like, no, that's a drug dealer. That was, that was skin from a drug dealer. He's still different to him for what, like, 10 bucks or 20 bucks or something? 50. I think you asked for 100 and he's like, uh-huh, he's like, how about 50? And he's like, okay, sure.

So that was sort of, and that's where he found the hat. And like, that's where Heisenberg was living, and that Aztec. He was living this the whole time. Who knew? He was the second player that's where he'd hear it. All right. I have a damn cool one.

I'm the cook. I'm the man who killed Gus Fring. Bullsh. Cartel got free. Are you sure? That's right. No. Say my name.

same my name. I'm hurt. You're goddamn right. I love that dude. God, I love that moment so much. You're goddamn right. Yeah. Awesome. No, the season has gotten like,

I almost can't imagine a scenario where we're going to be let down by the endless show. The great, I mean, it's hard to imagine. There's not much room for growth left. Like we've watched him kill and work his way up from like the lowest street level to now an international supplying meth around the world operation. You know, I've got a farm in Lidia, I would not try to get into business with this guy. No. He's killed every other business partner.

He's the distributor. I would say that as far as the pacing of the show over a long period of time, it did seem like he went, like the episode early on when he shaved his head, when he went in and blew that place up with the nitroglycer. Yeah, or that, yeah. Like that arc in that episode was a huge arc. And it almost kind of left him no place to go.

Then they had to dial him back down a little bit in the way they did that was by introducing Gus Frings, somebody who was worse, but now we kind of back around to be in the badass, you know, back to being Heisenberg now. Well, and then at the end of this episode, they toned them back down. I mean, they burned through three months in the final part of that episode. I mean, and so it's like, they're like, all right, he kind of hit it. He's sort of reached his goals. It seems like he's all right. I'm, all right, he kind of hit it. He's sort of reached his goals. It seems like he's all right

I'm you know he misses his kids honestly I mean though when it comes down to this this whole show was him trying to make money for his kids Make sure they were gonna be okay when he was gone or his kid But then it became the Empire bill. Yeah, then it became the Empire thing then became all about great matter and fuck great matter Because they took my shit now. That's what it all came down to that's what I mean that whole conversation He had with Jesse was all about Gray matter and like how, you know, he missed that. He, you know, he sold his stake at 5,000 and went on to make billions.

And like, he doesn't want that to happen in his life. And I think, I don't know, I think at this point, he did that. He's seen himself accomplish that goal and he's, you know, done with it. Like, well, I mean, like, I could live off $50 million rest of my life. Yeah, you could, who could live with that50 million the rest of my life. Yeah, you could. Who could live? Pretty fucking awesome. Yeah. Why don't want to go too long? So I don't know if just anything else y'all want to hit or if you're thinking about rap. I just I like we just talked for half an hour.

I'm not breaking bad. It feels like it was a five minute Yeah. So in summary breaking bad, I would not recommend. I just yeah, in summary breaking bad is going to win all the podcast awards this year. If if if somehow bite some odd chance I'm not sure if I can make it a little bit more I'm not sure if I can make it a little bit more I'm not sure if I can make it a little bit more I'm not sure if I can make it

a little bit more I'm not sure if I can make it a little bit more I'm not sure if I can make it a little bit more I'm not sure if I can make it a little bit more Demolary no no Anyway, I was shaking my shoes. Who's your favorite? Yeah, I think your favorite Ancillary minor character in the show because mine is hands down skinny Pete Sometimes skinny pizza on screen. I'm like oh, yeah, there we go skinny Pete and Badger. Come on. They're great

Fuck dude. I don't know man. The twins were so awesome. Salamon cuz great. Yeah, Mr. Ding Ding He's also great. You're ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Yeah, and then the next season's about they're working together in the fall apart. He's so amazing. This is the the quintessential Gus ring scene to me is When he goes to vomit up the poison in the drug cartels bathroom and he's so proper like puts a towel in the ground He was on the towel and he puts his glasses aside and he's like barf But even Mike I mean Mike was only in you know the seven episodes this season and like half of last season Yeah, yeah, got Mike is such a fucking awesome character too. There's also in that season with the twins,

because he's the one who has the surveillance in a Walt's house. And that's right. The twins are coming. That's right. So he goes back even further before you knew he was working directly for Fringe, you thought he was working for Solid Goodman. Yeah. It's so hard to figure out like the,

even remember like the early villains of the series after before Fringe. That's why I'm rewatching it. Honestly, that's how I know that for facts. I just got through that not that long ago. Yeah, like Cali Tuko. That was such a great character. I was like, wow, this guy's pretty cool. Then he goes fucking crazy. It's like, oh shit. Anyway, I still remember that moment when they were gonna kill Tuko with the rice and and Jesse just opens his fucking mouth. Yeah, I put my special ingredient, but chili powder. Yeah, chili. Chili. Chili.

Oh my god. So stupid. Okay. you want to reach in this green and choke just so seriously great show can't wait for next next summer um what was gonna say you when you when you before you started your thank you to people who watch it's fucking awesome I don't know I was gonna say something but I'll come up all right I'll also thank you I wish to say thank you to the breaking bad subredd because I know I spent a fuckload of time on there oh yeah so yeah I get told thank you so if you want to thank thank anybody guys want to thank my wife for Let me get the big TV so I can watch it baby. I love you

When we did it together we got through the sea like what when we say we're on Reddit. That's what we're talking about breaking bad so reddit Oh, here's what here's what I'm clarify because I get people always on Twitter today Hey, thanks for recommending breaking bad Bernie if it wasn't for you watch show. I didn't recommend the show. Who was the person that I was? I did independently. I brought it up. I think I brought it up first, and then you watched it on your own.

I don't think I ever convinced you to watch it. I don't think I convinced you to do anything. So I think you just watched it on your own, but I've been watching it since day one. Yeah, I think I started at the end of season two. Yeah, I heard about the show, when a chemistry key should become a meth dealer. I was like, this sounds cool.

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