Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #185

Episode Date: September 26, 2012

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Three decades of our podcast, we are finally going live streaming. Three decades? Two decades. we are finally going live. Three decades? Yeah. Two decades. Two decades. Well, that depends. My encounter may be three decades. I actually had a good idea for a shirt, which

was the Ruchie podcast, defiantly casting pods in three decades. We got to make that shirt. We should defiantly. I tried to see if I could get a defiantly shirt made in time for the podcast. Didn't happen. This is shirt.

We're not there for that. You're there during that podcast. I was. Were you awake during that podcast? Every single person on the fucking planet. You know what? I kind of regret that whole discussion about defiantly on Twitter because that has turned my entire Twitter feed into people just posting defiantly post to me. Yeah.

Guys, congratulations. I know you were really hard on this thing set up. A lot of people worked real hard. Yeah, you bitch the most about it. I bitch the most and I complain a lot. You should have a beer. But yes, it's not my beer. And it's all a race to talk.

Oh, there we go. Oh, look, look, there we go. We were in here and thought it was like, I love how all of the work for the podcast happened on the last day. OK, I was like, fuck you. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna fuck you. I know it wasn't all the work that happened on the last day,

but it seemed like today it was like, oh shit, we got to get the audio off. You know why? Because today's the day we have on the last day, but it seemed like today it was like, oh shit, we gotta get the audio off. You know why? Because today's the day we have to go. Okay, it's a good point. You know what I say? That is true about anything in production. We always say it takes as long as we have,

and that's how long it takes to get something done. Because if we ever finish it on Monday, and it's not due till Friday, we're still gonna spend Monday through Friday working on the thing and making it better. Yeah, well, for example, like the ultimate example here for the podcast is with you know 10 minutes till we went live We're worried about the lighting for the rocks. There's rock here at the bottom of the table

You can only see it in the wide ankle shot They're just there looks They're weighing down this this cabin in front of us obviously. Yes, this thing otherwise would just float right off But I mean it's just like that. That's the kind of things you worry about. It's like, until you're ready to go, until it has to go out the door, you're like, queaking a little bit. That's what happens when it comes critical, and nitpicky.

What's that? It's last minute. Oh, fuck, we'll change everything on the fly anyway. My favorite part about it is that it upsets you, and you stomp around here, upset. And act like you're not upset, and then we all ask you a thousand times you're upset.

I've been looking at some of the monotids while we're setting up, and just seeing the test close up some guesis face It looks miserable comment. I don't just be like we had I think we had a four hour discussion about Fucking mannequins. I know yeah, and we're looking at a look at them. They were great Kids, they've been doing a cut after fucking And then they had shirts on all of a sudden they were in army fatigue and they had doing up, and then they had shirt styles, and then they were like army fatigues, and they had micraft heads, and now they're gone. The problem was, is that they were naked mannequins,

so there is a debate where do we want them to be naked, do we want them to be clothes? We have the female one by me. This thing is a naked mannequin. Thank you, thank you. What does that mean? You know, just not, with an unquoted mannequin. Okay, this is, we're getting another discussion

about genitalia, which is too much, we do too, is too much, with the genitalia. So we were in good, just meia. We need him, just me. Genitals. Very good. So, very good, Jacket. Everyone has genitals. So Barbara and I were like, people like Grace.

I was just going to say, though. Barbara and I were told, I'll be this weekend, and the number one comment about the podcast was, tell Gavin to stop talking about his penis. I had multiple videos. I just Gavin always talked about his penis. I said to Gavin, they said, all you do is talk about Dixel Diggas.

What are you talking about? I like rattled off in the last week like 10 days. He talked about or posted a line and had to do Dix. I feel like he doesn't talk about you. I feel like you don't talk. I'm on your side of this one. I don't see. I don't see.

I don't see. I don't see. No, it's a Dic heavy. Average. Dic heavy. Dix conversations. How do I request a beverage? Oh, you want a beverage? Yes, please. Also. Oh, we're gonna be able to do it?

Yes, please. Also, one thing I want to point out about this one right here is that if you leave a god damn whiteboard with nothing on it, she comes along with a sweet little face and draws dicks. No, over the face. Lindsay does that, Ale. What? What? But the thing with Barbara is she doesn't just draw dicks.

She draws really angry dicks. Stop doing that. Not angry dicks. Detailed dicks. Detailed girthy vein. Oh God, geez. Jeez. It's the team we were discussing and you're imagining.

We've talked about the time when we had the tour come through, right? We had this little, this family, this really nice sweet mom. And there was a whiteboard that had a part. That's before I was hired. And destroyed with penises. Oh, these R.C. X. L.S. Oh, God.

Yeah, it was before I was actually hired. There was a giant whiteboard in the, I want to say the kitchen, and it was completely blank. And I was like, I'm just gonna fill this entire whiteboard with Dix, because it was completely blank. And I was there for a week. You see a blank whiteboard and your thing, that obviously needs that penis.

Well, it wasn't doing anything all week. So, I needed something. So we had this discussion, because somebody, there's a whiteboard in there for scheduling for where we actually record this in the annex, which's a whiteboard in there for scheduling for, where we actually record this in the annex, which is where we do most of our live action stuff. And his Brandon's office in Lindsey, Chris, right there in Kyle. And there's well.

Hey Kyle. And somebody had this whiteboard and sure enough somebody drew a dick on it. And I blamed you and you said it wasn't you, it was Lindsey. And it was sort of like Lindsey drew a flaccid penis ejaculating. I said that's totally incorrect. And then we find out as part of that discussion Gavin it's it was two steps deep but Gavin said he didn't know that men get erections in their sleep. He didn't know that he not in any way true. What did you say then? I said I know, no, you said you can't, like, I said, it's, this beard yourself,

unless you have a boner. Right. That's what I was saying. There's a medical podcast now. And I'm saying that. If the boner does not exist, there is no spoogey. I did say that. It's necessarily be true.

But no. That doesn't give a sense now. If, and or. Your statement. Your statement. Your statement. Your statement. Back onto my penis. I'm going to have to talk about this is on top. This is part of the conversation back onto my penis. I'm gonna have to talk about this on top. This is part of the topic.

Oh, yeah. Is there any way we can get something good going to the speed you? No, no. So I'm going to go. Men get erections in their speed. I do, and I know the reason. It's so you don't piss yourself and just sleep. What's the real truth?

It's the real truth. Because when you have a rock on, you can't pee easily. There's a valve that like swings over it's like so how do women keep from pissing themselves at night like get a click on those I mean Jesus Christ you can't I mean I'm not going to spend my drawing I'm gonna bet you can't you can't pee if you have a phone I can I can how do you do it probably if you have a boat it's probably with the boner is the angle do you do it? Totally pee if you have a bone. The problem with pee with a boner is the angle. That's the only thing that's a problem.

It's fine. Now I say, it says, there's a valve in there. Don't you just kind of tease it down? You don't know anything. You know. You just make it not that this way. I just don't know that's it. I honestly think that when you have a wrong gun in the night,

it's so you don't just have a dream in pee. You know your body, have ever talked about this for where your body goes to your process where when you're sleeping, it will paralyze your body. So your gross motor functions are paralyzed while you're sleeping. It's still like when you have a dream you're running, you don't start running in your bed and it's sort of lashing out. Some people do.

You talked about the thing where you wake up and your body won't move. And I had that. So I wake up before the paralysis wakes off and I have sleep paralysis I get sometimes. Did you ever see that video clip of the dog? Yes. This running in the cell. Something runs into a wall. Like he's falling, running on the ground.

Well, it's sleeping. And then it like stands out and runs into a wall. No, they say you're not gonna wake someone up if they're sleepwalking. Yeah, I don't know about that. Why is that? I think they think it's, I think it's an old wives tale. I don't think there's any truth to that.

I don't think that's true either. What's it about also like that feeling of falling? What is it doing? What is that? Is that just you dreaming? No, no. It's your body just probably reacting like, because that will wake you up every time.

You think your body would fucking react to itself shutting down? Like that's a more thing. Should we test the video portion of our podcast and see this thing works? The dog running? That's why the dog is running. I got the dog running in his sleep here.

Full screened though, so we don't look great. All right, I don't know how. All right, all right. We're just gonna show up. We're just gonna show up. Oh, oh, oh. There it is. And here we go.

So the dog is clearly asleep. We're dead. Yep, there goes the foot. Yeah. You think about it? See something. There's a rabbit. There's a rabbit.

There he is. This is a much longer video than I thought. There we go. There's a rabbit So why that bug on that video is stupid videos calm Oh, you got it. So, while that bug on that video is stupidvideos.com, do you remember the tailgate? No. You can go to that if they had a TV on the site and you would just click little videos and they would just run all day. Oh, it was one of the pre-use. Wow, I like that slow motion sound.

How many views are on that? Look at that, that's a real quick. How many views are on that thing? That thing has 1.8 million views, 1.88 million views, not bad. That slum-motion sound. I may have used her on that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that.

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Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look's fun. That was fun. It was hilarious.

And it was the last time you saw an episode of America's Funniest Home Video. I watched it all the time. I still do. And the interesting thing to me is they still have that promo when they cut commercial. It's like, if you have a funny video, send it to us. My mail to our PO box, you know, or upload it to our website.

And it still says if you want your video tape back, include, you know, 390 or 424. Is it really? For shipping and handling. I was still sending in tapes. It's like when it's a flock. I was still sending in tapes. When did it take you? I guess it's the people who aren't watching this video

is on the internet. That's true. They still are recorded things on VHS. Remember VHS C? Yep. It was like a VHS. It was compact VHS. And it fit into the bigger VHS cartridge.

Right. They like came with like a little cartridge. You never see this. It tapes into. It's so fucking dumb. I was moving some stuff around my house and I found a whole box full of digitally cassettes. Do you remember those? I do because good luck on and something that can play those now. Yeah, you have to buy like a handy cam that will play digital eight.

I have a good luck getting one. Exactly. No, I've got I've got hundreds of hours of tape on digital eight that I probably will never see again. You'd be better off like figuring out a way to play it. I'm a Tari 2600. Actually one of the tapes I found was from my performance when I worked the great movie ride in Disney World. So it was like actually me giving my show at Disney World. So back there, I remember your speech. If you gave me the rest of the goddamn podcast. What? Let's talk about Disney and I'll let you go. We get Jackson from Disney, it's fucking old.

I'm just curious if you remember his little stick that he did. If you give me the script and give me about four hours What about Jack's little stick? Hey, I just heard it was taking four hours to read a page of dialogue no to memorize Oh, I like to get it back like I bet you could do it. I bet if you looked at it wise You'd be good to know I feel like that was a decade ago missed out on what I feel like my generation just missed like high Definition babies like all the videos of me as a kid

like mushy, crappy VHS. I was born like 10 years later, it would have been good. I got value. I lived through the era when we went from everyone having film cameras to everyone having, what are you laughing about, dad? I was like, what a big deal. To having everyone go into digital

and it's just like kind of like the mobile phones with the flashes now, they're just shitty. The pictures then were just shitty. They were like one megapixel cameras or like half a megapixel cameras. And so for like two years, all your pictures were shitty. And then they got great when DSLRs came out. Yeah, it was a good stage on TV as well,

where everything was shot in film. And then video came out. And the first video just looked like crap. And then the video got better. But that was a period where like the old stuff looks better than the new stuff and then it looks good again. If you ever watch a football game from the 80s, like the titles are awful, it just looks terrible.

And everything looks like a 60s doll film, it looks fucking bad. That is narrated by that. That's the, yeah, it's so great. I'm okay, reskandal the film in high death now, like all the old stuff, like they did that with all the bon movies and they looked like they were shot, yes sir.

I've seen some, I think I saw an episode of Seinfeld that someone had done an HD transfer on, and it looked awesome. Did it really? Yeah, as many as it is, they read it all the next generation episodes. They have to redo the visual effects for that. Like they have a special feature on that Blu-ray

that shows the episode with the original effects as it aired, and then the rectory mastered high-deaf effects. It's really awesome. You caught an upscale of the crappy effects. So it's like, it's like Halicee University who's hit back and flips it back over to the old one. I don't think you the crappy effects. This is like, it's like, hey, let's see, the universe, you sit back and flip it back. They all work.

Oh, they could go. Yeah. I think that stuff, though, for Sartrex, like, there's some things that they could probably just crowd-source that, like, put the shot online and then fans would make it, make it better today. Yeah. You know, the three, was it three seconds of Star Wars? Where they remade all of Star Wars, and everyone got like three or five second clips.

Oh, right. Yeah, and they went through and pieced together the whole movie in five second clips. So you can send in I think five seconds of Star Wars. Any five seconds. Well, anyway, you're going to sign up for a five second. Yeah, it was. Yeah, you had to sign up and pick one. And like some of it was animation.

Some of it was like kids in their backyard. Yeah. Some of it was like dude, some of it into college. Yeah, some like crazy production value. Right. And you just went from one to the next. Yeah.

It's pretty sweet. Do you know that Joe Nicolosi is the guy who made, he's here in Austin. He's the guy who made the Star Wars with the girl telling Star Wars? Oh, yeah, really? He's like the four-year-old? No, no, no.

He's a college girl, yeah. I said that age. Because that was fucking good. And that was Joe Nicolosi. He's the guy if you ever saw, he directed that cat video that I was in. Where I work for Kittywood Studios. One of your you look like you're like 12 pounds?

That was a year ago. That was you. Yeah. You look like a completely different person. That was when someone told me I look too skinny and I took the word for it. I'm not going to do that again. So you were just at the Emmys this past weekend? Yeah, seriously. Are you guys going to find the blinds about what happened?

Sure, sure, sure. So what do you want to know? So I got tickets at the Emmys this past weekend? Yeah, seriously. Are you guys going to see the blinds about what happened? Yeah. Sure, sure, sure. So what do you want to know? So I got tickets to the Emmys, to tickets to the Emmys, and I went out to LA. I actually got to go to San Francisco first, and I went to go visit Twitter. April, who works at Twitter?

I stopped by in Sartre. And there's a lot of fucking people that work at Twitter. Did you go in the morning? Did you get to eat breakfast at Twitter? I ate lunch, and it was insane. Did you get, did you go in the morning? Did you get to eat breakfast at Twitter? I ate lunch and it was insane. It was like, did you tweet about it? I tweeted from within Twitter's headquarters. I felt like I had to do that.

So meta. I know, right? You should have taken a picture of your breakfast at Twitter and posted it. Send it to Instagram. It'd be great if you tweeted from Twitter and as someone walked down, found you to slap you across the face.

It was like their job was to find people tweeting within Twitter. It would be great if you actually hit tweet there, and somebody goes, I'll take that. You ain't it to like a cart. And it was in the whole world. It was a machine there, you guys. There you go, there's your tweet.

But yeah, and that was pretty cool, but it was like, it was like, Twitter's in like this normal building in the middle of downtown San Francisco, but it's weird because the elevators have no buttons. So it's like this old like art deco building, but it's like at the super, it almost like a spy thing where it's like, there's a guy there,

the elevator doors open for you and they tell you where you're going. It's like getting the elevator to the left and then you get it goes, you are being taken to the seventh floor. It's like no fucking off. Is there like one elevator for each floor? I don't know.

They probably tell it from the front security desk, what floor to go to. Like when you sign in, they know where you're going. I think it's a security reasons or this? That's just F. It's bad ass. It's just buttons on it. It was pretty cool.

Just put buttons on it. But it was a normal thing. I would think it'd be cool. Didn't you card the push button? Didn't you card the toe to put you in the top? Yeah, that was stupid. Yeah, since San Francisco for like 20 minutes, I actually don't know how many people are Twitter.

I know he went to lunch and there was a ton of people that worked there. Yeah, they're cafeteria is probably big as everything that we have, like our two buildings. How many people would you say? I have no clue. I'm so bad at that. I can't do distance.

Over a thousand. And I can't do groups of people. So like 20? I can't wait. I've probably as many people, and looking as many people as we had, on the shot that we did downtown at RTX. Wow.

Well that was a crazy thing about RTX, right? We've been to tons of conventions where they Well, that was a crazy thing about RTX, right? We've funded tons of conventions, where they say there's 80,000 people here, there's 120,000 people here. We had about 4,500, 5,000 people at RTX. That was a ton of people. That filled that convention. That's something way more than 4,500 people.

Based on numbers I'd heard before of events we did. Well, it could have easily been a 50,000 person event, and I would have never known. Well, I think a lot of times people, or event organizers, they count what they call turn styles. Right. So you have 4500 attendees and if they walk into the convention hall twice, you have 9000. Sure. Oh, right? Yeah. That's dumb. That's really dumb. I also think people at RTX probably came both days. Yeah. And other conventions, maybe people don't. Yeah, that's true.

But we only had a week in pass. We didn't have like, we're going down by the day. Yeah. Well, it's also weird. Like, we were in, like, we're going down by the day. Yeah. Well, it's also weird. Like, we were in, we were in what Toronto for fan X-bo. Yeah. There was like, what, 60 or 70,000 people there? No, I think it's closer to 100,000. Yeah, it didn't seem that crowded at all. Like, to me, it felt, I mean, it was busy,

but it didn't feel like holy crap. There's 100,000 people. I think it's a mix between, we had a really good space in the convention hall. Like, we had, like, giant aisles all around us. Yeah. And I don't know. Maybe just a bigger or a whole thing. Plus, they're Canadian. They're, like, 0.6 Americanles all around us. And I don't know, maybe just a bigger...

Plus, they're Canadian, they're like 0.6 of American. They're really polite. The same size. I'm always convinced that there's a secret place where most people go at those conventions. Like, we're at VidCon, and we're just hanging out in this area with all the booths and stuff. And then you just found like a hallway

that is one massive, big screen, like thousands of seas. We're like, oh, Jesus, this is it. They're really reconfacialized. VidCon for us. VidCon is not a convention. VidCon's a show. And they haven't had a convention around it. Did they have the eSports arena stage that we had at RTX?

Not the same one, but they have one. Yeah, I mean, shit in my head one there. But yeah, so anyway, I went to San Francisco and I rented a car for like one day. So I was gonna be there a total of like maybe 18 hours. So I landed San Francisco, get my car, drive straight to the hotel. It looked like normal parking. There were cars parked there. I parked there, I read, there's four fucking different signs telling you when you can park and when you can't.

And then this is the thing that really threw me off. There was meters parking meters. So I fed my parking meter, checked the times were okay and then I went inside, I came out cars gone literally 20 minutes I was in San Francisco, they towed away my car, okay. And then I find out I was in a commercial zone. What kind of fucking commercial zone has meters? They have commercial meters. And no sign saying like this is a commercial zone, don't work. So here's where the sign was for that. I was looking at the meter. The sign that said this is a commercial zone. Don't park in here without a commercial permit from the MTRA or whatever it is in San Francisco. It was a sticker on the pole of the parking zone. It was like the curb was painted yellow then. That is correct. Yes. But it was like.

Yes, that is correct. I laugh. have to admit, I'm a bad person. I saw you tweet that you were in service for 20 minutes and you got your car towed and I laughed. I was so fucking flirty to be like that. Guys, cars wouldn't shit happens to other people. That's one of my fears. Is it like I travel enough? It's like I don't want to ever get my car towed

when I'm on a trip. Right, and it happened to you. I was like, I was so fucking happy. And the theft detection was going off in the car for the rest of the time I had it. But get this. So I go get the car was towed like two blocks. And they said, everyone told me,

because they've all had a car towed apparently in San Francisco. The longer it's in there, they start charging you by the hour. I said, I went immediately get the car. What do you think it cost to get my car to impound it for like 10 minutes? $120. I would've guessed, $80.

$250. You're getting closer. I got it for like 10 minutes. $120. I would have guessed 80. $250. You're getting closer. I'm like, she's $510. Oh, shit. $510. Think about what percentage of a car that is. I mean, significant.

$10. $10. Just from getting towed. And I think that when I went to get my car out of being towed, I went to the lot. Like I walked me into my car. There's a ticket on it. I don't even get my car out of being towed, I went to the lot, like I walked me to my car, there's a ticket on it. I didn't think like, I don't even get to get out of the ticket.

I just have to go pay an $85 ticket now. So it might be upwards of $600. Jesus Christ. My car was it. What does that matter? I'm doing it. I was like, it was a nice car or like a crazy car. I paid, it was a cloudy.

I had to pay, I paid 60 bucks to rent it for the day and to get it back I had to pay now $595. So if that happens with a cost to go-cog, can you just do that another one? I think you're still liable for it unless you check out. Like if you still checked into the car, you need to get it back to check out. How do you check out that? There's like an on-screen little computer that you touch. So you can just walk into the in-, the pound place, and then just...

And here you come. You can't walk out. Yeah, but they'll know that it was towed while you... It was checked out for you. You can't be like, walking, you see, you're getting towed away, and you're like, Ooh, check out! You like the road. I would ask you to check out.

Then you're fine. Well, unless you left it in an illegally parked spot. How do they know? They'll know. It's just got you BS in it. So this is... We talked about this before, and I can just show it now. This is the point you're cutting card of the end of the whole console. No, it's just out of GPS in it. So we talked about this before, and I can just show it now. This is my card of the camera. No, yeah, watch it.

This is my card to go card. So that's what we use. You just put this on the window or the windshield of the car and it beeps and then that gives you the car. It's the part of the audio podcast that people listen to. They're even so furious, yeah. That's all they want to do.

I used card to go the other day for the first time and I walked up, you know, used it. I went to a restaurant, picked up some food, came back, parked it, then walked into my house and said, oh shit, I forgot my drink in the car. So I went back out with my car, I just opened it, grabbed my drink, closed it, and that was it. And the next morning they called me and they said,

oh, we see that your reservation didn't close properly, so the car was checked out to you all night. No. But they said, but we know that you didn't use it again, so we're just gonna, we won't charge you for any of that. Oh, wow, that's nice. Yeah, I was like, okay. So you didn't close the reservation when you went to go get the drink.

But I never reopened it. Like I opened the door, I grabbed my drink. That's it. But then the computer said, you know, enter your pin. I didn't enter my pin or do anything else. I didn't say you'd close the door. There's something to be said about good customer service. Like, even like I was tweeting about Nest.

Like, I was flying back from somewhere and I mentioned that I was like, it was awesome and I could turn on my air conditioning home through Nest. That's one little thing you have. Yeah, it's my little like, Hockey Puck thing that's awesome. And I tweeted about it and then shared up like the actual Nest account on Twitter responded to me.

They're like, they looked at my account and they realized like that I did video game stuff and they said achievement unlocked. Congratulations. That's awesome. The reason for that is especially with Twitter, people are like dedicated to just being really good with customer service on Twitter for companies like that. So there's always one person like responding.

No, that's great to see. I love that kind of stuff. Like, I love that we live in a society like that. If they can do something. Well, I mean, I'm like a bad on the back. It's like nice to know. Well, when I got into my big fight with Bank of America over my mortgage, they tried to help me via Twitter.

They reached out like, oh, we can help you. No, they couldn't help me. I was like, so this couldn't do a goddamn thing. Things were responding, making you feel better and safe. Yeah, so like we're like, we're direct message a few times. And like, could you, you should call this number. Like, that's the number I'm having problems with.

Oh, well, send an email here. Like, I already did that. He's speaking of, okay, you should call this number, like, that's the number I'm having problems with. Oh, well, send an email here, like I already did that. You speaking of, okay, speaking of good customer service on the flip side of that bad customer service, you and I agree that we both like flying out in the afternoon, right? Whenever you go somewhere you fly in the afternoon, when was the last time you flew out in the afternoon for something and had all of your flights be on time?

Pretty regular. See, like, it seems like every time for me, every time I leave somewhere at night, I almost always end up getting a late flight or push delay like 30 minutes an hour or two hours. Well it's more likely because the planes coming in and connecting are delaying more likely to delay. Yeah it seems like every damn time I go on a flight like I was coming back from Philadelphia this weekend and my flight from Dallas to Austin was two hours delayed. That's that's that's the

Dallas to Austin that's a three-hour drive you know I don't understand how could be two hours late on that phone. Well, the plane might be coming from St. Paul or something like that. You know? My flight's really great. Off-flight back from, we were in LA for something. Off-flight back was delayed a little bit. So we went and hung out in the Abnoz.

We'll start completing our Abnoz. That's where we were at the Machinima party. Yeah. And we were just hanging out now. I guess our plane boarded and we didn't realize. And there were people running around trying to find us and they actually passed. They were on the plane and we were like, we were just like out now. I guess I played boarded and we didn't realize and there were people running around trying to find us and they actually passed out.

They were in the playroom and we were just like, casually throwing up and they were like, oh, and they were like, wait, and they were like, just strongly on everyone, we have to walk past everyone. My chair was right in the back. And they were like, didn't that happen to you at Comic Con

where Michael and Chris strong on the plane left and they were like sitting smoothies. There's new at Comic Con last year, yeah, like the door was closing that the last second Like they stopped closing the door and my gonna Chris walk on the Set down in my in my seat and a woman behind me like we'll end up like put her hands on the back of my show and goes what took you so long and I was like You So long and I was like, oh, I was like, now the Admiral's lounge. You hate, I was getting free alcohol. You hate any cat from here.

Oh, oh. Oh, here we go. Here's by Joe, the cat. First and foremost, we left here. The cat is probably freaking out right now. Oh, cat. It's a good cat. It's a good cat.

It's a good cat. Do you have a pendulum? We discussed today that Joe the cat will let you pretty much do anything to him. Joe the cat. That is like, my favorite trick is this. Again, the audio podcast. You're gonna be loving this. What's it? Look at that Look there you go. You'll see

My other favorite is the pendulum So this what you do it around there's the white shot. There you go So let's let you do it around. There's a white shot. There you go. Most relaxed cat in the entire world. How did you get in like that's the perfect cat? So what I do with Joe was What I do with Joe is when I got him I I just held him every single day for ever, so not anybody can hold him. But he's the only cat I know that you can pass from person to person. And he doesn't freak out at all.

He's passing like a toy. Yep. He's a good guy. He doesn't like Gus, because Gus keeps scaring him away from the hot one. Yes, one fatal flaw. He can like to scratch for a natural. He does. No, we talked about it.

So I said, why don't get him to claw and Gus was like, well, that's really cruel, but they're like declawed, cat. No, they have new techniques now. They're like not painful for cats. So chop a cat's claws off. It's like chopping off the fingers of a person. Well, they chop the neck. They're knuckles, right? Yeah, well, imagine if you just had the pad

of your hand and no fingers, that's what it is. Don't do that to cats. Socks, well, I'm not going to. I'm saying it's less painful now than it used to. But that's the thing. Because they have like, leasers, technology. I'm pretty sure it's illegal in the UK to do it. But over here it's like declaw.

You cut your cat. Jack, I think you're missing the point though. I mean, if someone told you they could take your fingers off and it wouldn't hurt, you still would be watching you. Well, I mean, cats, they're not operating vehicles. They're not doing anything with their fingers. They're not playing video games. They're not playing Minecraft.

10 hours a day for a living. No, I mean, I feel bad for him, but it's like, if that means he's not gonna be thrown out into the wild because he's clad him for him. We're not gonna throw him out into a wild. That's what you wanted to do. You wanted to get rid of him. I wanted to kill him.

Oh, that's much better. Yeah, that's much better. So we'll find. He is not enjoying his pocket turn. I will find Joe at home. Sorry, Joe, we're not talking about you. So speaking of Philly, you and I were just at Artifilm. We were just at Artifilm.

Which was a community event that was really, really awesome. It was. Our fans are awesome. Our fans are kick ass. Yeah. I got, I may have gotten a little drunk in saying Old Department by mayor that could leave. He's, did you know that bar? Yeah. A barber was holding my microphone for me for some reason. I don't know why either. Yeah. Like we had a mic stand and they go here, Barbara and Hannah, Hannah, heard the mic. We were double-fisted. To hold for me. I was drinking and holding the mic. No, I had the lyrics up on my iPhone. And then I didn't know what I was,

I guess maybe I'd alcohol on my other hand. I think you did. But I don't know. There's video of it somewhere. I think someone took video. I guarantee there's video of it somewhere. That's probably true. They put a lot of bear naked ladies at night,

including one week, which apparently I know quite a few really surprisingly. Check it in the Chinese. I will say one of the most fun things I had happened to me while I was at R.C. Philly was at that same bar watching Roadblock is one of our community members Yeah, he's an outspoken fan of Oklahoma watching him watch the OU versus K. State game and watching them lose Yeah, that was no crying by the end. He was quite sad and everyone knew that it was he was gonna be sad So now listen Which is not much sports there. I know.

That's all we're going to talk about sports. But I got to say something, especially with people that I follow on Twitter because I follow a lot of tech people, it's like, can I just say I get it that you don't like sports? I get it, you know? And so the people who are talking about football all day on Sunday, that's relevant. And the people who just show up on Sunday to talk about how they don't understand what's happening and they don't like football Who cares fuck off? I it's getting so sick of hearing that. I'm like I'm like I'm like that when people

Called football hand-egg. Yeah, I know it should be called hand it like who says that I've never heard that I Someone say that before just search on Twitter for it. I mean wait. Why pop it up here. We have the internet So one that's boring where you know look that up We have the internet. So one thing I didn't know, one thing's boring, where are you gonna look that up? This is like, what are you saying? We have some hair. Well let's take one thing on the internet

you would like to get rid of, probably, hand egg. Hand egg. Hand egg is something. What would you get rid of on the internet if people do constantly that you just like, stop it? I get meat spend by railo. So I just get rid of meat spend.

Oh Jesus, okay. I would never get rid of that. Gosh, you could probably go like 20 minutes on this. Barbara, what would you change? I don't know. Probably the people asking for shout outs. Yeah, that's a good one.

That's always tough. That's really, because it's like, we can't do that. He always feel bad, because it's like, oh, my brother's got back from rock, and you know, he lost the leg. He's a big fan of you guys. Can you give him a shout out? You don't know.

A lot of times it's also people just making stuff up. I get to like, way through what's real and what's not. Yeah, you always feel kind of like a dick, but I'm like, if we do it for you, we're gonna do it for everyone. So this is a general shout out. Yeah, shout out to everyone. Everyone's ever at shout out.

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I think it should, you know? Or like, what Steve Jobs' biography. I mean, I'm kind of interested but not really. So I feel like it should read that book. Yeah, I got that one Yeah, that's what that's the first line. I just do it all the way actually. Yeah, so I feel like I feel like I get like my Necessity books on I mean it's like what do you do like for me like in the trap in trapezius like what am I gonna do is fucking get road rage and yell at someone or Chill out and listen to a book. You guys listen to our podcast. I do yeah

I don't usually listen to it when I want on it because I've already heard it once. So it's like, no, I mean, it's just like- I've asked you about the podcast, you're like, I don't know anything about that, but if it's when you're on, you're like, I know. I listen to the podcast. It's because I was on it. I was on it.

It's more into the conversation because I'm in it. I listen to the podcast that I'm on, and when I say something funny, I rewind it every and every again. Do you? No, you don't have to do something in the honest. I do want to talk about something. He doesn't say anything funny, so you don't turn one.

Oh he does. Right. What is an egg? An egg that you eat. What is that? An egg is an antibiotic sack. It's unfertilized. Someone was arguing me, like, forcefully arguing me,

that my egg that I was eating could have become a chicken. No. I think our occasions where a fertilized egg will slip through. But you know it. For the most most part they're unfertilized. Yeah, like I'm having a worst of walking around that. It's just hands, just dropping eggs. No, but he's right. Occasionally a fertilized egg will show up in there,

but you definitely know when you get one. That's it? It's bloody. Yeah, it's a mess. And sometimes you get like a partially developed chicken. You never see those pictures on the internet? Well, I feel every effort to see. Yeah, the beak? It tastes a little every-a-feet to see. Yeah, it's easy.

Do the big ads flavor. Who have this argument? I gotta say. I've someone on Twitter on your website. No, I don't know why I face the face. So I've never watched the egg being laid. It's kind of weird because they don't come out, like they're not like solid.

Doesn't look like poop. They're like liquid and then they form. How do they? Are they serious? Which end do they? Are they trying to do this? Which end do they do first? The fight end or the... I guess the fight end. I would guess me.

Do we want to bother like, YouTubeing that? No, let's not try to think the way to put that up on the stream. That would not be good. You would think thin the big, right? Like it would be. I've never thought about this before. Or is it a star big?

It's not even big. I would think big chip. Smalls to big. Yeah. Is it equivalent to? Like then, like push and then it gets the rest of it out or is it start out like the hard part? No, I would think small and then big.

Is that what I'm thinking? This is quality discussion. Is it equivalent to like a chicken's period? Is that what you're eating? No, because don't chickens like eggs every day. They can, yeah. But what is a period? I think yeah, I think yeah.

I think it's essentially the equivalent right? It just take down the walls the egg comes out. Your period is your uterus lining shedding. Yeah, but the egg goes with it, doesn't it? That's directly layered. I don't know. I don't know. I believe so.

You don't know? You really don't know what comes out in a period? No, I don't know what the egg, the chicken, the shit. I haven't studied chicken periods. I've had nearly no alcohol. A human egg? Like a people egg? You can see it. You can barely see it, I think, without a microscope. I just thought it was microscopic.

You can just have a human egg in your hand. Yeah? Gross. Yeah, but what have you done to get to that point? Yeah, right there. Yeah, right there. That's about an eventful morning that Yeah, right there. Yeah, right. That's a wonderful morning that you start that activity.

By the way, be the sickest collection ever. Like a dude that's collected people eggs. You know, it'd be a really good pick-up line. And baby, you want me to scrumble your face. You know, I... I see. Just all of that one, Merdy. Wow.

Come on. I have to let that one marry me. Wow. Oh, come on. I have to see that one. Just so there's an animated digital. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's Gavin. There you go. There's everybody. Two fingers.

Two fingers. You'll think one's a bit sprained then. One's a bit sprained. You are from Britain. So, but we were talking earlier about memory and how memory works. He was amazed that I memorized all my credit card numbers. Gavin, we had this discussion when I was in, do I guess we were in Australia maybe,

or Los Angeles, and he couldn't believe that I memorized, I go through it, it seems like I'm getting credit carded, memorize all my credit cards. Do you do that? I memorized all of them. I tweeted this last night, I can't memorize light switches. Oh, that's, yeah, I know what you mean. I have two in my bedroom. One is the fan, one's the light. I trouble, I can't memorize light switches. Oh, that's, yeah, I know what to do. I have two in my bedroom.

One is the fan, one's the light. I trouble, I always hit the wrong one first. I think, I didn't know, just know one by the doors, this one, one by the door. I don't remember it, it just doesn't go in. That happens to me too, there's in my house that I've lived in for like 14 years in Ottawa. There's a set of four light switches

like between my kitchen and the dining room. And you end up doing like a disco. I don't know what any of them do. One of them opens the fan to the bathroom that's down the hall. It's so weird. Yeah, I had one of those backwards, there's two switches, and it was by the back door,

and the one that was furthest away from the back door, turned on the porch light. It just didn't make any sense to me at all. Well, have you noticed too, you're supposed to have it where, if all of your light switches are down, everything's supposed to be off, right? But when they install it, sometimes every time they'll flip one upside down, Michael had that happen to him as a partner. That's the worst thing.

I think he actually had to go and like, it was bothering him so much, he had to unscrew it, flip it himself, and put it back. Yeah, Michael's on like, Christian Warwick, he's not that hard. No, I mean, he's a breaker, it takes two minutes to do it. But in an apartment, that takes that occasion. Yeah, the worst part is when you go to turn off a breaker for the first time, it's like there can be 85 breakers in there, you will invariably shut off the one that's your entertainment center.

And then you're alarm clock, it's always like, fuck, it was like, that's the best to be reset. Everything that has to be reset. My specifically for those reasons, I hate losing power, so I have all of my entertainment center on battery backups. Nice, I'm your PS. battery backups. Nice. I've been through power out at just where I can keep playing my Xbox just fine because my internet

my Xbox and my TV are all on UPS. How long is it last? I can go about 40 minutes because I have enough batteries to run everything. Wow. Wow. It looks like that. Yeah, because I have my internet. It's all because it's a Joel's not there. I mean my laptop will still work because it's not a battery. It's not as charged. Yeah, that was a weird feeling when PowerGaz out in your own laptop, like at a desk and you don't feel it at all because your laptop runs off its battery all the time anyway. So it's like, everyone else goes down,

you're like, it's fine, everything's fine. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, as long as your wireless is still working. And I can recall how long it's been since I had a desktop computer here at the company. Been a long time. Probably when you were in the old office in the back room, right? No, I mean that would be here for a while.

Even like a year? Even that wasn't mine though. That was like RVB editor. Would call RVB editor, which is the editing machine to shoot RVB on. It's funny, so today, so Gavin does this thing where he steals my share every time I go on vacation or go out of the office for more than a day.

Isn't that a big deal? Don't you guys, don't you guys feel like it'll fist over that? No, I don't think I'm out of my chair with a shadow. Yeah, throw fists over that? No, no, I dumped you out of the chair one time. I dumped you out of the chair one time. It's you take it way too far. I dumped them out of the chair one time. Oh, you took my chair.

We were in the middle of a let's play. You flip the chair. I was fine with my chair on the desk. Instead I like to put my knee down. That's not funny though. That's just uncomfortable. It's funny for you. All right, fine.

So fast. Why do we sit these two next to each other? For this reason, this is why. I don't know how many. This is where I'm telling him. I'm literally going to tell you a story about how I was nice to Gavin today. And I was there.

He was like, yeah, fuck you. No, I'm not in town with him. What was his story? What did you do? No, I was not. I was the other dickhead, because I dumped him out of the chair. Let me tell him the story. Yeah, you are.

Let me tell him. Jack replaced my chair with a good one. He got me the chair because it's the exact same type as his own one. Yes. And then we went out into the back studio, and did a let's play out there, and I ended up sat back on my own chair with a good one, he got me the chair because it's the exact same type as his own one. Yes. And then we went out into the back studio and did a let's play out there

and I ended up sat back on my old chair with a look and out. And I was saying that chair, that was actually the same chair that was in the back office, the old, or the back office, at our old office, which I think was your chair, then it was Jeff's chair, then it was my chair,

and then it came here and then it became Gavin's chair. Now I think it became Michael's chair and Vin Gavin's chair. Have you had Gus? I have one chair at the old office. Let's go get a chair and then it became Gavin's chair. Now I think it became Michael's chair and then Gavin's chair. What was that? Have you had Gus? I had one chair at the old office. Let's go get a chair and show it to the audience. I just had the longest time here at this building. I found a chair when we bought the building

in the wayhouse. Is it that way? No, no, it's a different one. And I sat in it for a long time. But it had like, it was like a weird orange color and it would rub orange paint onto the wall. Oh, what was that? So I had to end up getting rid of it.

Now I've gotten that white one that I sit in. Yeah, I guess it was like the fucking King's chair in that office. It's awesome. It's like this literally the cheapest chair I could find. I think I paid $25 for it. It's really comfortable though. Now that's just my key of chair, right?

Yeah, it's like I went to my key and I was like I want to find the cheapest chair I can because I don't give a fuck. Nice. Really? No, like you asked those over there with your super expensive chairs. Oh no, that's upstairs, I'm sorry.

No, that's upstairs. So more of the story is I replaced Gavin's chair with a nice chair. Well, I'm not an asshole, I appreciate it. The motive is interesting because you replaced his chair with a nice one so he wouldn't steal your chair anyway. No, because he wanted my chair because it was a nice chair, so I got him a nice chair. You just took a chair from the back room and put it there, you didn't buy him a new chair. No one was using it. No, I wasn't chair, I wasn't chair. Literally, there's nobody using that chair sitting in the back

so you did his world it first because I was looking online to just buy him a new one and brands like I think we have some I said okay fine so when grabbing the old ones I literally asked to see like where we can get those chairs so I can get him a new one because I was gonna be nice and he's like oh we have him already everyone in the sponsor chat does not give a shit about you and your first world problems apparently. They're really disappointed. Although I have to admit, look, especially for those of you that are listening to the

audio version of the podcast, it's normal. So we have the ability now to actually take chat questions on the fly and I guess we'll get a phone at some point and let people call it. Oh God. Just get like one of those red phones on the table. You guys are doing a shitty job. I have to be honest. You're doing a terrible job. Like the questions in here are just fucking terrible. Oh in the middle of the table. You guys are doing a shitty job. I have to be honest. You're doing a terrible job.

The questions in here are just fucking terrible. One of the questions is Gavin, do you remember headlight fluid? There. Do you remember that? I don't know. So listen Jackass, you have to do a better job. That's all I'm saying. I guess it is.

Social contract. We're doing our part. You're being shitty. You're awful. We should probably take a minute to explain to people who are only listening to the audio podcast that if they are a sponsor on the Ristuth website, they can watch live streaming us recording the podcast now on Tuesday evening. Yes, right.

Tuesday evening, 730. We have a lot of people who listen only on iTunes or other ways. Sentry. So if you go to Ristuth.com, you can sign up for an account, you can watch us record. Right, and listen Listen before anybody fucking bitches We know that the format is gonna be a little different So it sounds a little bit different than our normal audio podcast to begin with But we're gonna find the groove and figure it out

Yeah, we're not gonna see if you're constantly asked questions in the chat room and all this stuff because they don't fucking ask anything Anyway, so it's blazing by their referencing fucking gun gum style We're gonna show a lot of YouTube videos of dogs slaming the walls. That video has the most likes of any video on YouTube. What's that? Gangnam style. It has almost 3 million likes. That's the most by quantity. So opposed to the most by the percentage.

Not percentage. Yeah, quantity. So what is that thing? That thing is dead. I would think that thing is dead at this point. I didn't know. It was on Saturday night live two weeks ago. It's totally. So what is that thing? That thing is dead or I would think that thing is dead at this point. Absolutely. It was on Saturday night live two weeks ago. It's totally.

Side, the guy that I've seen, I've seen like soccer mom recreations that I've seen. Just wait until Halloween is plenty of time of size. They'll do it at the Thanksgiving day parade. Yeah. They'll be so fucking happy about it. No, I get it. Like, I'm don't that at this point. Oregon did it at their halftime show.

Oregon and, I think Ohio State are another college. Every time I think it it's done like when hit a hundred million views. I was like it's done It 200 million views. I was like it's done. It's at 275 million views now and the most viewed video is what 400 500 million no, I think it's a little more I think it's 100 million It might be that's a evolution of dance. Yeah, so you can dance no longer number one. It was Charlie My finger for the longest Charlie bit my finger was the most I'm not a musician of dance. I'm not a musician of dance. I'm not a musician of dance. No longer number one. It was Charlie Goodman. I think it was the longest time. Charlie Goodman I think it was the most viewed time. Charlie Goodman I think it was the most viewed time.

Charlie Goodman I probably watched Gangnam Style on YouTube 100 times? I don't know. I mean, did we watch the past alone? Yeah. We had a link on the screen, like every five seconds. I will say someone made a mod for Skyrim, where you get hit a button and two guards pop up, and if you talk to the guards, they start doing the Gangnam Style dance. They do the whole damn thing. They do the whole thing and like the career

deliverers the cameras like whipping around like all these crazy angles and stuff that was kind of clever was like some for a lot of work and so I was like okay but that's what he fussed for a dog that would be a they finished the in the boys boy is it Charlie bit my finger again is that the what? Charlie bit my finger that was my finger no this one is a blue one. Upload 2007. That has 483 million views.

Wow. It has 955,000 likes. That's the college education for Charlie right now. No, it is. How many people live in America? 300 million. 330? Yes, almost.

That's a lot of people. We do our census every 10 years here. What is that? Is that on the 10 years? Like it, do we do it in 2010, 2020? Yeah. So, what is the reason? What do you call the people who were here on America before? Native Americans? Why? Why did the Indian become from? Oh, that's his Christopher Columbus trying to reach India. So, he called them Indians. Yeah. I think that's right that's what it comes about.

Yeah, American Indians. Yeah. Not American. Just Indians. And there's even the West Indies, right? I mean, isn't that like you mean it's... We're treading the dangerous territory. I know of history and science mix.

History knowledge. Yeah. Get a favorite subject. Just speak very authoritatively and wait for people to try to correct the way. Exactly. I'll go, yeah, I'm going to bother looking at the podcast chat now. You want another beer? I would love another beer, Gus.

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Okay. I wish they carried ahead balanced them. Like what, so we touched them, they would invariably fall down. And it's very important to have talks about where you're from in all super Columbus stuff. I don't think Europe is a continent and I don't know why we treat Europe like a continent. What do you mean? Why do you not think Europe is continent? How is Europe different than Asia?

I believe that they are colliding. Different places. The staff with the plates. They're moving plates. The euro-mounts in the Ukraine are the result of the two continents. So now mountains can separate continents? And now the mountains are the result of continents colliding. It's earth being pushed up.

So what? If they collided, they're one continent. And also I'm going to say a word, subduction. Subduction. It's earth being pushed up. So what? If it collided there, there one kind of thing. And also I'm gonna say a word, subduction. Subduction. That's something to do with it. Okay, it's going to be subduction. It is subduction. All right, the word sub would leave me to believe under. It's like, doing that.

Like, nah. No, it's a... Subscribe. Subscribing. And it would really help out if you share this mountain. Hit like, hit like on this mountain. And then you're in a big comment. So it's a sub, that's why sub would be under,

and duction would be some kind of movement. So if they're moving underneath one another, duction, transduction. But so you think when continents have collided that they're the same continent at that point? I've seen it, it's the only goddamn continent that doesn't have water around it, right? What? It is. No, it's the only goddamn continent that doesn't have water around it, right? What?

It is. No, it's true. What about North and South America or a tax? No, it's a pan-a-mockin' out. But we made that, that's a man made it. I agree with you. I mean, you could make an argument that's one big long continent, but that's a little bit different, a little smidge, that you can literally take a hoe and make a whole

canal through it. So, it's like, we just big lined down the middle of Asia and say this western half of Europe. What's cause there's no, there's no, it's tell on the land where, oh Jack's head's in the way, there's no, it's tell on land where the gap between Asia and Europe is. Right, but you can say Istanbul is in both. Right, but it's like, it's like, it's in Asia.

Is it? Yeah. Or is it? So, it's like, it's part of Asia. It's Asia Minor. Asia Minor World. Yeah. You explain to me how Europe is different than Asia. Well, that's a great high quality graphic. Yeah, I know.

I know. I know. I know. It's very clearly the color of the universe. You're welcome, Internet. No, why? I feel sorry for you. For the people listening to the ODI at Poco.

Yeah, now I'm saying this is right for you. I call the world bad. that I Google for you. So Brandon commented that if what I'm saying is true, that India would be its own continent. Why? Because it's also on its own plate and there's mountains between India and Asia. We're in the corner. Yeah, I've actually went and branded comments on it. He said me a tell.

He has a so confused. But I believe India is a separate plate that's colliding into Asia. Well, from what I've heard, there's a lot of plates. We listen to what you have to know quickly. Everybody helping who's not on camera. Yes. First of all, Cara decorated the set. I know a lot of people work on a lot of different things.

She also decorated our faces. She did. She did. She painted our faces so we look so beautiful. Yeah. There's a lot of people who work on production here. Like here in the studio with us, we have Chris and Kyle who you guys can't see.

Then back in the control room, we have Brandon, Lindsay. Lindsay and Cara are all hanging out there doing stuff. I mean, and- Brandon is our director, Lindsay is our producer. Yep. And you know, Lindsay also edits the podcast, she always has, and we haven't had to cut anything yet. No.

So for maybe Barb's genitalia stuff. Nope. That's Daniel. So now we have a much higher quality image. Very good. There's a lot of fling on it. But you can see, like you were saying, India actually is kind of a different place.

Let me tell you something. I'll show you. They named the goddamn continent long before the ever-new, what a tecanic plate was. That is something I've never heard before. The Australindian plate. It's one plate.

It's attached to Australia, apparently. Oh, weird. Yeah. So now, India's biggest continent is Australia. It's a bullshit. Don to Australia, apparently. Oh, weird. So now India's safe continent is Australia. It's supposed to. Don't look at that. Australia. That's what you look at. If you look at what's crazy, you can see it on there.

I'll just explain it. We were in Christ Church New Zealand, where they had a huge earthquake. Yeah. Dude, that's a city that's on a crack like between two tectonic plates. Why don't you ever build the site? So do you see?

Is that Los Angeles? I mean, is So do you see? Is that Los Angeles? Is that what you do? Yeah, Los Angeles has the San Andreas fall. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the San Andreas is like right along there. I mean, that's where they say California to fall in the ocean, because it's literally right there on the ocean.

It's literally a matter of time, right? It's a long time, but it's gonna, yeah, and subductiv. There's about, there's about Tony's fault that goes through Texas too, right? Yeah, but it's a smaller, that thing's been an active for a long time. Yeah. Is there like a massive super volcano under Yellowstone or Yosemite?

Yeah, that's what a power is all faithful. Like literally the center of the United States of America is one massive volcano that could just erupt and basically wipe out the entire continent. I think you would wipe out the world technically. Yeah, if you erupted. This is the whole thing about the expanding Earth theory. How was that a one piece of land? Oh no, here we go.

It doesn't make sense. It was all just, it would be on one side of the Earth. It'd be like 50% land, 50% more shut up. Wouldn't it? So did you ever hear when the tsunami hit Japan? In the tsunami hit Japan, I heard the story that there was this one town that evacuated to safety. They all knew that if the tsunami alarm sounds, that they shouldn't go to the first big hill,

that there's another hill further away that they all needed to go to. Apparently it was like in folklore, it was like an old folk song that they had. Because apparently a thousand years in the past, there had been a giant tsunami that had killed a bunch of people who were waiting on that hill to wait out the tsunami, but it was so big that it killed everyone. So it was like this song that had been passed down for generations and they all knew to leave.

And sure enough, when this one hit a couple of years ago, the same thing happened. Like people who went to that smaller hill, they all got swept away and killed. Wow. The people who had left to the bigger hill all survived. The first thing I think about watching those tsunami videos online is that you see the

water coming in and everyone's like trying to deal with it because it doesn't come in like it didn't always come in in such a massive way but just like filled up. Yep. So you think, all right, well I stand on that balcony and then it's like, okay, okay, I put that hole and then it's like, oh, okay, no, no, where am I going to go now? Nothing was scary. There's seen those videos of like from like helicopter shots where you can see the water coming in and people driving trying to get away.

Like you see them turn the wrong direction. It's like, oh, they can't see it. But from the helicopter, you see it. Like there's surrounded. There's no way out. They're still like trying to find a way out. It's like, oh, it's the worst. It hit like a beach front town.

And you watch the water like pour down the streets. Yeah. And that had to be horrifying. I couldn't imagine what it was like. Just like, you're on a street and all of a sudden it's just your way deep in water. Yeah. Or 30 feet deep in water. Yeah. You know. It just be free. It doesn't matter. That amount of water is so fucking dangerous. So powerful. You just can't do anything about us. I mean, what is it? Your knees and then you're swept off your feet and you're done. Right? Yeah. At some level, it's like it's over a

certain level. Even with cars, like, it doesn't require much water for you to gain buoyancy because of your tires. Yeah. I think it's like three or four inches and your car starts to float and so we swept away. When people die because of flooding, is it because they're drowning or because they're just getting dried across stuff and died? It can also be hypothermia too. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you're immersed in water and it depends on when it is what time of year it is, but yeah. You've only taken a lot of water. You can drown or get killed by debris. I don't think I could like you know at least get myself working grab onto something. Well that's just me.

Maybe to prevent myself but then I imagine like there's so much other stuff coming and it's gonna hit you and you might not even see it maybe like shit under the water as well. It's just like fuck you. Also as soon as you breathe out you sink. So if you like taking it if you're taking a deep breath and you just get along for the war that's just one mistake in your day. We don't breathe in water. You can take in water.

You just wait, just go in and have your head, you have to time it right, if you just breathe in the wrong moment then you'll sink. You just try drowning, put it there, you can drown. You breathe in water in water. Have you ever been turned upside down underwater? Or you didn't know what you was up? I actually once, there was this... He was subducted by a wolf. I just really with you once,

where there was this, it was in Tenerife, which is one of the Canary Islands, where I used to go in holiday, it's near Africa. And there was this like little cove of rocks and the ocean would come in and like rise up, like almost the top of the rocks, and then like splam it all the way down. And I used to time it so that I would jump

as it was going down. So I would jump at the same speed that the water was going down. So to me looking at the water, it was just like I was floating. It was like kind of zero GFA. That's really like the rocks doing that? No, there's no rocks underneath. Well, they're probably worse, but way way down. So even at its lowest point, it was still deep enough to jump into it. Yeah, so we were just like jumping like see how far down we could go with it.

But this is awesome. Yeah, it was cool. But then I did get like just, it got really violent. I was like, oh, go die. I gonna die. Oh, good, I just tried to relax and float, and then it was fine, I climbed out. Yeah, I've been hit by, like, when I lived in Puerto Rico, I've been hit by ways before, where, like I tumble a bunch and I try to recover, and then I start swimming towards what I think is the surface, I'm like, wait a minute, nope.

This is a time of the round, and it's terrifying. You saved a girl from drowning, you talked about that on the podcast before, it was tubing, right? It was tubing, yeah. And down in your brothels. Your brothels, yeah. There was really nothing worse than swimming towards the surface

than you hit dirt. Like, you really that turned around. It usually takes a wave of like in the ocean to do that to you too. That's what it's like in my show. That's what it's like in my show. You're swimming down. Bam, you're like, what the hell?

And you like reorient. Does your air stuff that lets you know which way up here? What does that work underwater? Yeah, sure, I think so. I mean, well, it's pressure. So if you feel yourself getting more and more pressure, the deep re go. Yeah, but he's saying, I think what he's saying is,

if you got like, so if you're around, would you know which way up. I always thought that the way balance and ear is like, hanging things in your ear. Go ahead. So it's like, they're doing that when you're set down. If you go upside down, they'll do that. It's the way of telling your brain you're upside down.

But what do you mean? No. I think the thing that hangs up in here, I think there's actually fluid, isn't it? It's a linear. It's a linear. Yeah. That's why when you sound, that's sound.

But when you spin around, they go like, swirly, and that's why you're dizzy, is because you don't really know what way up you are. How do they go? This is really, really. Swirly. Have you ever heard're dizzy is because you don't really know what what what how they go Have you ever heard my impression of Gavin on the podcast? No You gotta do it now. You're gonna go. You're yourself. Gavin like to ask questions that nobody would ever think of Ever in their lifetime. Well, I'm planning this podcast asked what is a period? So I'm kind of still really

My impression of Gavin is What if your legs Just like completely nonsensical Yeah amazing Fantastic Yeah You always have to start with the Oh man, I'm going to look at Cochlear on the internet

Don't this spell that Actually, I'm not officially now up Cochlear on the internet. Don't, this spell that. Actually, I'm not envisioning now a plant that looks like a penis. It'll be in two, or these three, like, arch is on it. Like, three circular tubes that are on it. And that's what gives you your origin. But you see the video of them demonstrating how the cat falls. It, like, flips his head and the body goes. But then they do it in zero GG or in space or wherever they are.

The cat's just like, it doesn't know which way to turn it. Just can't do it because there's no... Let's test that with Joe. Yeah, Joe is going to do a cat to space. I thought the vomit comment. The vomit comment would work though, because you're full. No, no. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, know, I know, I know, know, I know, I know is when you have zero G. It's only the illusion of zero G. So I see what Gary's saying. Gary's saying the cat is still following. She knows where the earth is. Right.

But it's falling in space. Space is just falling around the earth. It's not falling in any direction. It's not falling. It's falling. It's falling. It's falling to the earth. Yeah, but you're not going down.

You're not going down. Yes, you are. These are the things that are in constant entropy coming back down to earth. Right. But it's so tough for the cat to know that it's in a decaying orbit. Well, here we're going to find out. Cat on the volet gun. I thought there's a cat that's weightless cat. I don cat to know that it's in a decaying orbit. We're going to find out. On the volumetric.

I thought there's a cat that's weightless cat. I don't know exactly where it came from. It is. They have a video on a plane. They're in a pair of arch so they're in zero G. Okay, that's them testing clearly. Outgrabbing. Who the fuck are you?

What is happening? These cats are having a nice day at home. That's like, yeah. Oh, see they flip around and problem. Good job. All right. All right. Yeah, oh see they flip around and follow. Good job. All right, all right, all right, here we go. Now this is, oh, that cat says what is going up.

Oh, you audio podcast. This is me and the Winged Jump with the Winged Jump. Oh, oh my God. Oh, those poor cats. So what? I don't understand. I didn't understand. I didn't understand what is the difference there.

There is no difference. I'm telling you, it's the same thing. If you're in a free fall, you're in free fall in space. You're just falling very fast around the earth, back down to the earth. But what's that? You're not in a free fall just for a much less than that. If I drop my gear, it's in free fall. But I'd say I'd climbed up a really tall ladder on earth.

I don't have a drop to cat. It would go the right way up and fall. Actually, what just fucked me up? We had a standardized test in the US called the ACT test. ACT. ACT. And one of the parts was reading comprehension. We had to read a passage in it and then answer questions on it.

Well, there's like 10 of those in that section, and I was blazing through it, filling everything out, and I get to this one section, and the reading comprehension was about a trait in cats, that if you take him and you throw him, they land on their feet. But if you take them and you toss them out of a 30 story building,

there's after a certain amount of time of falling, they write themselves, but then they do this. They spread out like this. Like flying squirrels. Yes. And so they land flat and their rib cage absorbs the impact. And I remember this because I ripped this in this passage. So a cat that falls from 15 plus stories has a better chance of surviving the cat that falls

below that. It's like a dead zone in the middle. Right. Because a cat don't have the time for that mechanism to kick in. And cats survive these unbelievably long falls. And I was laughing so hard. Is that the end of the question? Who the fuck is that?

But this, these cats, like, shh. It's the last one. Here's the deal. It's my point, guys. You drop a cat out of a 50-story window. It will write itself immediately and glide to the bottom. You don't know that. You've never seen that.

I imagine it would. But we can speculate that. So why didn't the cap fall into the point? When you're falling out of a 50-story building or off of a tall ladder, you have wind and other factors also adjusting you. I'm saying that's one of the factors affecting. When you're in and in the closed space

like that, you're falling inside of another object that's also falling. So you don't have those other cues as well. So you are seemingly weightless. You have no external forces on you. You don't have gravity on you. Seemingly you don't have those other cues as well so you are seemingly weightless you have no external forces on you don't have gravity on you seemingly don't have no no wind resistance so a blind cat that couldn't feel wouldn't be up to right so we qualify this anymore please I don't make it up to you. You look blind. I'm like, what is blind? I'm like, what is blind?

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I'm like, what is blind? I'm like, what is blind? I'm like, what is blind? I'm like, what is blind? I'm like, what is blind? I'm like, what is blind? I'm like, what is blind? I'm like, what is blind? I think it's different if the cat's in space. No, no, no. How is the different in the cat's space? Why is it different in the cat's space? Space and gravity is different to planet gravity. I can literally see the space gravity is getting applied in gravity. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no right here, look at me. Okay, I'm looking at earth is this big. We're

standing here, okay? The difference between where we stand and where the space shuttle or the ISS is not that great in comparison to the center of mass of the planet. It's not the actual, the actual amount of gravity that the astronauts are under is not that much less. What altitude does the ISS in the space shuttle orbit at? Is it like 120 miles I want to say? I want to say you're right. I think like 90 miles is to get outside the atmosphere and I think maybe 120 miles.

And geese secret in this orbit is way the fuck out. And that's where it's far enough out that your orbit around the earth is the same as the rotation of the earth. So the satellite stays in the exact same position. That's where the geese is. And there's a band out there, it's further out. Have we talked about the time drift that the GPS satellites have experienced since they've

been in space for so long? I think you talked about that a long, long time ago. How is that? So, okay, this is like we're going to get shit for this. It's really second, whether or not this is like that. No, what happens is, I want to say that the faster you travel, that time slows down for you very slightly. It's super imperceptible.

But the GPS satellites have been in orbit, you know, going 20 or 30,000 miles an hour for so long, that time has slowed down for them. So the onboard clocks that they have are off. They're totally off. So now, any GPS device you have that measures from the satellites has to account for the time drift that they've experienced. Can they just cancel the time drift at the source instead of? No, because they're like atomic clocks, I want to say, like they're very precise clocks.

Well, that's all, if you have three satellites, they all send the time, and then your device will figure out the difference in time between each one very subtly, and that's where you are. Right. in time between each one very subtly and that's where you are. Right, yeah. So it's obviously it's a big deal for a GPS device. Yeah. So it's crazy to think that the satellites have, you know, they haven't experienced as much time as we have. This is what I worry about when, like, I would like to rely on time as like my base, like time is time, everyone sees at the same time. But then it gets the point where like if you go to the speed of like time doesn't exist

or it stops, you know. See you right away. Well that's kind of what the satellites are experiencing on a solid stage. What is our base? What's our anchor in all the physics? I want to say that time does have a constant definition. And I think that's how the atomic clock works. I want to say that the fact that I believe it's a cesium atom and they measure the amount

of times that it gyrates or the electrons rotate around it and that's how they designate like so many rotations equals a second. Hi, it has some data here. Oh no. The International Space Station is at an altitude of 230 miles. Okay. That's how high a... That's how high a...

Double what you thought it was. 230 miles. Oh, no. I don't know how high the atmosphere is, but it's 230 miles up. How far away is dollars? The Geosynchronous Orbit Band, a Ge geostationary orbit can only be achieved at an altitude very close to 222 136 miles up Wow and directly above the equator Wow, that's great. That's much higher than I thought. It's way the hell out there

What's how far is the moon? You haven't how far away is the moon? Yeah, pull it out. Well, it's a few days away, isn't it? I mean, they talked about space elements. Space? Like that, I mean, that'd be kind of cool. But, or something about, is it? I remember saying about space elevators,

was the fact that they were moving so fast, they get like, like, static electricity, or some sort of electricity builds a charge, because it's literally like a giant sail in the sky, right? I think so. I'm a sailor. I don't like it into exciting. Yeah, I don't know.

I remember it. In high school talking about this, about the idea. You don't want to get stuck in that all the way. Tethering something in space. Like at one point, could you literally like position something in space and like point it towards Earth and then wouldn't fall out of the sky?

So there's this sort of special orbit where they put stuff that they don't need anymore. But they just move the orbit high, I think it's high, or it's low. And gravity is a very powerful force. Like we get gravitational pull from the moon on our oceans. Yeah.

We get affected by gravity from pretty much everything. In the solar system. That sounds like a real thing. I would think they would move stuff they don't use anymore lower so that it burns up into atmosphere. I feel like that. Because if you're putting higher,

they're going to keep coming back down eventually. I think the moon is 238,000 miles away. So a tenth of the way to the moon. Yeah, a tenth of the way to the moon. That's pretty significant. Wow. That's pretty significant. I thought it was a lot more than that for us.

Yeah, one of the reasons why Earth stays so safe too, is there's like a lot of different things to keep Earth safe. We can't wear enough. Fucking science podcast. We did it again. How do we do that? I don't know. Like the magnetic fields protect us from the sun and from solar radiation, solar panels. There's like a lot of different things to keep Earth safe. We're not fucking science podcasting. We did it again. How do we do that?

I don't know. Like the magnetic field protects us from the sun and from solar radiation. From Van Allenbelts. Right. Well, from meteors now that we're really protected by Jupiter. Like the Jupiter being as enormous as it is. It's not though. It's big, but it's so damn far away.

What's going to do it with it? It has an enormous gravitational pull. That's what it does. Have you ever seen the demonstration of gravity? This is what, like, sold it for me when I was a kid, where someone gets a giant flat sheet, and everyone holds it taught. Yeah.

And it's like, this is the universe, this is space. And you get a baseball, and you put it on the sheet, and it creates a little dent. So if you roll a marble, it circles, and eventually ends up there. Like, that demonstrates how gravity is. You get a basketball, it has a much bigger dent and pulls much worse if you throw the marble through

the whole involve on that. Same thing. It affects the, that's a good way to think of gravity. It's like these giant forces. Get that, but imagine a sheet, the size of the country and then put a baseball net. Yeah, imagine a sheet, the size of a country and then Jupiter's like the size of Texas on that sheet.

No! Here. Jupiter's just his solar system Texas on that sheet. No. Here. Jupiter is our system's largest planet, and it creates both good and bad conditions for Earth life. On the one hand, Jupiter's powerful gravity prevented space rocks orbiting near it from coalescing into a planet.

That's why our solar system has an asteroid belt. On the other hand, Jupiter's gravity also protects us. Long period comments enter the solar system from its outer reaches, but Jupiter's gravity also protects us. Long period comments enter the solar system from its outer reaches, but Jupiter's gravity slings most of these fast moving ice balls out of the solar system before they can ever get closer. Thank you.

So they're coming in again. They hit Jupiter's gravity and then just circle around right back out. So whenever I see the asteroid belt on a picture or something, it's always like dense asteroids and a big ring all the way around between Mars and Jupiter weather, it can't surely be like that kind of no I think it's actually really it's actually it's like giant yeah wasn't Jupiter in Star Trek the movie

where they they warped back towards Earth the towards the solar system that was Saturn yeah they're hiding the rings or whatever it's kind of weird all of the planets are on the same flat plane no one is not in the air I don't think they are. They are. It's just rotation that does that. Rotation of what? The rotation of the solar system. But I thought I thought I think

I thought plume or pluto is on a slightly different level. There's not planets. There's never two minutes. The fuck off. What is stopping from Earth going around the Sun like this? And then Mars going around that. It is the rotation of the entire thing, including the Sun. So the Sun's rotation doesn't.

Everything's in motion. Well you can't say everything. It's the Sun or the planet. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, including the sun. So the sun's rotation doesn't. Everything, everything's in motion. Well, you can't say everything. It's the sun or the planet. Like, no, no, it's nothing. It's an awesome move. I know, I know. But this is just moving through the galaxy. You say the service system is like a plate.

It's like, yeah, it is. How are we getting the sun to be? It's nice, it's just different objects. It's interesting. All right. Mr. Sites. All right, let me talk about something. Good.

Tungs, right? You have to brush your tongue when you're brushing your teeth. Absolutely. All the do that because it's like sometimes you wake up with like a your mouth tastes like Gawd which is something I don't understand. How can I brush my teeth at night? I get a bed in my mouth. He's like crap I just don't know how sweet closed when you're sleeping so all the saliva my mouth is fucking open Let me tell you how You can fall asleep for 20 minutes on a plane, and then you wake up and it's like,

ah, dammit. So I've been like, I just brushed my tongue just to get that shit off. Well, you know why you have to brush your tongue? You know why you have to brush your tongue? That's why you're bad breathless. Yeah, and I used to brush my tongue, but I feel like when I brush my tongue,

it activates my gag reflex. Yeah, I was doing it, I'm like, my teeth are flushing. That's what you brush your tongue. Even if it's like you're in the middle. That doesn't end in a minute, you know. It want to do it. I like, my gag reflex. I think it's faster, you breath. Even if it's like here in the middle. That's an anemone. It depends, it depends. It depends on the other enemy.

I probably brushing your tongue, man. For me, it depends today, like how vigorous I could be with my tongue, like some mornings, like I've done a went to even, it's just like, and I was just like, I just touched the wrong way, I'll give it a miss today, but I went to the end. I went to the doctor, this is probably like two or three months before I came here, I think my tonsils were swollen or something.

And it was one of those days where I had a really sensitive gag reflex, so the woman trying to look at my tonsils and I was raising my tongue and she was like trying to press down and she was like, you like your tongue and I was like, okay, okay, so I'm so forget, and she was like, I'm just going to use a stick, so she put the stick to the back of my tongue and then like it was like a little wo use a stick. So she put the stick to the back of my tongue Oh, and then like it was like a little wood like a lollipop stick. Yeah, this is she's under pressure It's gone. Yeah, she was do this and then it went she snapped it Strong this tongue I've ever seen I was I'm so sorry ladies

Single in the man using a single she just had to hold the tip of my tongue for like five minutes I bet you did until I naturally like depressed it. She was like Yeah, he's not so right. And I went, but it was just like, I got really strong. So let me get this straight. The judges sitting there with you and she's totally in the tongue for five minutes.

Like you just said, did you make conversations? Yeah, that's off. She's there. He's like five minutes. Hey baby, he got a sweet tongue. That's right. And I was just like, I don't know.

So what a shitty face you are. You're just the worst. I had my tonsils removed I was like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like,

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We're gonna take his tonsils out. And then he says, oh, I'm gonna take his tonsillitis out. And then he says, oh, I'm gonna take his tonsillitis out. And then he says, oh, I'm gonna take his tonsillitis out. And then he says, oh, I'm gonna take his tonsillitis. The doctor comes around and says, oh yeah, Justin has tonsillitis, we're gonna take his tonsils out. But since I'm here, why don't I just take out all the kids tonsils?

That is awful. They took out a lot of them. They took out a smacking. A fine kid. Oh my God. It's a good time to do that now. Do you think he was like, I need a second store on my house. So what am I gonna do? Well, I think it was like post depressionary with my God. It's a good, bad to do that now. Do you think he was like, I need a second store

around my house, so what am I gonna do? Well, I think it was like post depressionary with my dad's, A. Everyone says that like it's a casual, oh, I have my tonsils out. It sounds horrible. Carving out. Like my one back.

I mean, you get like balls of ice cream. No, have anyone else had their tonsils out? No. I remember waking up and like I felt like my throat was on fire. I woke up and I answered like felt burning burning I tried to scream because it hurts so bad It's like wait your tonsils are as they were gone like after they were gone Okay, I tried to scream and like nothing came out like And it was like like like like tears are streaming down your face and you can't use your throat at all and the

Yeah, you're like people are like oh they give you ice cream to give you sherbert fuck that So bad you can you ice cream, they give you sherbet. Fuck that. It was so bad. You can buy ice cream barbers. Yeah, I was about to get your throat ripped and pulled. Oh my god, balls. The nurse comes by and I'm like screaming. He's like, okay, it's okay, it's okay. Don't try to talk.

I'm like, nothing's coming out. I get tons of infections all the goddamn times, especially as a kid. Who had the time from when my chair broke? No. I was like, we'll be back tonight here. Wee! So we bought some new furniture for my chest set. goddamn time, especially as a kid who had the time from my chair broke We So we bought some new furniture. Yeah, and I Because of the fucking cat we haven't been able to test it. We shot off the cat had nothing to fucking do We're not being able to test the furniture

You can't keep a cat at bay. We take the cover off and what happens the chair doesn't work You don't have any excuse I wish you the audience you I Imagine doing this to driver you can chew the cat you can wiggle the cat He's fine. You can't fight off a fucking cat show the cat's across the yard It doesn't work a chair doesn't is like you can't say that about chat It's about many things but chairs just something silly you wouldn't assume that it's broken but brand new I wouldn't say assume like that either. I also know it's too that you didn't know that chair was broken But who got the fucking broken chair not you right? Yeah, yeah

What is only to your chair see the rest of the couch all right, so I gotta tell you but we were talking about memory early I'm gonna go all the way back to that and I'm gonna take some that fucking drives me crazy What drives me crazy burns so I'm gonna make up a number here But this is essentially with numbers. Four, got a new address. And I shouldn't have to, I couldn't remember the new address. And let's just say the new address is 6714, happy lane. Okay. And I just couldn't remember 6714.

I just could not fucking remember it. And I made that comment. I said I can't remember the number. And someone I know says to me, they go, oh, it's really easy to remember 6714. I go, how do you do it? They said, well, 6 plus 7 is 13, except it's not. It's 14.

I went, that is so fucking stupid. I'm not going to forget it. I can't forget it. And it's like, now, never forget that address because that thing is, that's a same thing. That's like saying, I can't wait to remember it. That's like saying, like, 21 plus 3 is 1,000, but it's not. It's a number a stupid way to remember it. That's like saying like 21 plus 3 is a thousand,

but it's not. It's a number of your sports dream members. This is how I remember the addresses. I feel like I always try to invent like numerical tricks to remember. All the time for a trip. The addresses and full numbers, I do that. That's actually one of the most difficult things

I've found living here is that in the UK, number start one on a road, and they'll, you never get a number that's like 4704. Is it because they're really short? You just live in a small town, dude. What? You just live in a small town. T number start.

The numbers start at one here also. Give them just the short roads, I guess. I guess. Well, how do you number streets? Did you know how streets are numbered in the US like how an address works? Well, we don't have that. We don't have blocks.

Yeah. So it goes from one to 19 and that's it. 1 19. Because then you'd have 2 0. What? No, you got 20 after 19. So you said it goes from... But you said they don't start the woods. Doesn't necessarily mean... It means they start at 1.

Yeah. What does that mean? They start at the number 1. Then the address is 1, 2, 3, 4. Moving down to the water. Yeah, yeah. The street is 100. I'd say I live at 47 number one. Did the address is one, two, three, for moving down the road? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not a street. I'd say I live at 4712. Yeah.

I'm sure that street doesn't start at zero or one. Well, numbers in the US start to, I mean, there's 30 Rock and Fellervoza. That's true. So you all get confused with the address system in Japan, but you're all over there? We didn't know shit. I'm just seeing the address, actually.

Where's the blocks? How did it work for you? And it's a bit of a loss that I've been there. But I want to say that the address varies. There's block numbers. So, like, let's say you're in Shinjuku, where you all went to. There's a block one, block two, block three, block four. And then each block, the number address of each building, depends on the date it was built. So the oldest building on the block is number one.

The second oldest building is number two. So none of the numbers are right next to each other Oh man, if the first building falls down they've got to remember everything Right That'd be an expensive mistake. I guess they're saying your mic is low So I'm gonna tell a story about the Emmys they just makes oh really? There's a slight delay for the street. Tell us about the Emmys anyway. Yeah, do you want to hear about this? I would just really like to hear about the Emmys.

No, no, like the Emmys. No, I'm very happy for you, but I'm incredibly jealous that you got to go. I love to do some like the Emmys. Oh, I didn't know. If I'd known you wanted to go, I would have brought you. Yeah. Let's say. We were at Philly.

I think we were at a great time at Philly. Yeah. Philly Emmys, you know. You know what? RT Philly is one of the only fan events that I have not been to. RT Philly and RVB Minnesotia, I have not been to. Did you meet other Emmys? Of Notable.

Well, I don't want to get to that because it will be like the biggest douchebag segment ever. They met a really cool people. You're not the name drop one person. The coolest person I met by far that I was most excited By there was somebody you would like from breaking bad, but I met Peter Dinklage Thank the imp from Game of Thrones legends fucking awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm not sure if he's British or not. He's American. He is he sounded British though really yeah This is action. Yeah, are you not allowed to say who else you met?

Totally cool. It's not just why I get old douchey like that. Yeah, yeah Yeah, you already said you met someone from Breaking Bad air and Paul You want to make me that night too. Yeah, it was like super brief and I was gonna try to get a picture of The only person is gonna ask for a picture But then he got called away by it was on the red car, being pulled away by a reporter, like instantaneously, so he was like, hello. And so I took a picture of his back for Jack. So I was like, he was like, literally instantaneously. That's so cool, though, man. Yeah. No, and then he wanted

to me that night. I mean, what are the odds of that? I think it's the only Emmy that breaking bad one. Yeah, what the fuck was up with that? I also noticed that Aaron Paul did not thank Brian Cranston in his Emmy speech. I'm sure you must have just forgotten that. Yeah, he seemed overwhelmed a little bit like. Yeah, well, it was just, it was his third nomination second Emmy. Yeah. And that's still pretty bad ass though. I mean, he wanted Emmy for Breaking Bad before. I'm gonna point something out. I'm gonna point something out. Everybody who won an award there always made sure to thank the creator of the show and like, considering all these creators like, these creators like oh like thank you Vince Gillian

Vince Gillian Gilligan yeah and I thought I actually thought that was but I want to make a fool myself by saying Gilligan and everybody thank the creators of the show I know illusions that if anybody wanted an acting award in reverse blue they would fucking thank me for making the show there wouldn't it would be that for a heartbeat I don't think you would think you know they're anyway I'm gonna stop talking right there. So speaking of actors on Red vs. Blue, I was in my car the other day listening to ESPN radio and a commercial came on like a national spot came on. It was McDonald's

ad and it was a mom talking to her son and I'm 99% positive. The mom is Liyeti. Who plays the pilot on red versus blue who we love very much We do lieti lieti is so awesome my favorite scene in season 10 is the one where we're lieti pilot and delta Square off and she won't let him on the plane now. Have we talked about the live the read we did at the studio We have we mentioned that at all. We mentioned it what in the past You know, I think we talked about it on the commentary for the season 10 TV. Okay. Can we talk about that? Or do we want to keep that? Sure, go ahead. So we did a live read through of season 10.

This first time that's ever happened. It was that the season was... I mean, it's completely different. Not completely. It's quite a bit different from that read through. There it is on the final product. But we still had a lot of actors in town reading that. It was almost every actor except for one, right? Shanna Merlin, who plays Agent South. That could not be there. And Alisha Wood was not there as well.

Alisha, I think he cast the Elijah that long. Uh, no. Yeah. No, no, we had. We thought he might be playing it. Yeah. Okay. So who played the voice of Sigmar in that retreat? Uh, maybe you, Bernie. No, I think Sigmar was played by Lamar Hall who does the rapping on the soundtrack. Yeah. Yeah, he played the...

What on? Yeah, the bit between that But the bit between, that scene in particular between pilots and Delta, which is Lee and Mark, that was awesome. It was one of those things, it probably got the biggest reaction during the read through. And that's a great thing. I've seen it corrected.

I think Niko played Sigma and Lamar played Fata in that read through. I know Lamar played someone. We have the video of it. Is it on the season 10 disc or something? I think there's parts of it in the... There's coverage. You pay branding, you want to fill us in and tell us if it's on the...

I'm pretty sure it's in the behind the scenes. Brides and the other room. He's in the control room. He can maybe post a photo or something and it'll link up so you can get an idea. Anyway, it's a very, very cool experience. Yeah, I got to read the narration part of it, which is a lot of fun. There's a lot more reading than I thought it was going to be. Yeah, it was really cool.

I especially liked, we even did this fun thing where we got a photo booth, and we had people go on the photo booth like, the name was escaping me out of the way. The director and the chairman. I just wanted to give it a character. Yeah, it was soft. No, it was Jack and, and God damn it, now you messed up.

Jack, damn though, it was. What do you guess about the actors? Yeah, director. I saw. No, no, it was Jack and um and God damn it now you miss Jack and though it was what do you guys know about you? About the actors. Yeah director. I saw no no no he's counselor. Oh, yeah, and Who you guys we guys trying to think a director director and Dr. John John Yeah, I couldn't think of what you guys were saying so they got I tell this they got in the booth together And they took photos together and then Mark Bellman who plays Delta and John Dugan who plays Yark York got in there. They got in the booth together and they took photos together.

So we have all these film strips of like all the guys who run red team, all the guys on blue team, all the freelancer pairs. My favorite picture from that set of photos is I think it's Jeff Williams and Lamar Hall in that photo booth and like Jeff Shirt is a Lamar session is nipple there's a lot of really PG PG 13 action going on I think I want to say Brandon texted me to say that Some of the cable read is on the behind the scenes disc. Okay. Yeah, when is will that come out by the way November 6th We're not forget behind the behind the scenes disc. That's in the box set. That's not's the that coming out by the way? November 6th. What do not forget? Behind the scenes disc that's in the box

set that's not in the season 10 set. Correct. So you have to buy the box set which is no. Everyone's going to buy the box set. Dude I want that box set so bad the Blu-ray set is going to all the DVDs are awesome. Yeah. Like we've been testing them for the Blu-ray is pretty sweet too. They look awesome. I've

been done the thing why you've replaced all the DVDs of your favorite movies with Blu-ray. A lot of them yes. A lot of my Blu a blue I'm a stolen I'm a subreddit bought like maybe 50 movies on the right. I got a sad like period of time in there Right, but all HD DVDs I bought blue rays after that. See burning. I were both adamant that each DVD was gonna win out I was in my dad was What was the rationale was people knew what DVDs were, and then knew what HD was.

Right. Then you knew what VHS was. No one would listen to me. They don't know what Blu-ray is. That's like a no-thing. You know they want HD, they know they have a DVD, why not get the HD DVDs? Yeah, but what I'm saying is they went from VHS to DVD.

That nothing, this is not VHS. Right. Because that didn't exist. All I'm saying is VHS. All plus. Gavin, all we're saying is CBD. We're thinking about the average consumer out there when they go to buy a blue ray player or an HD DVD player I

Literally said Gus people are gonna be saying in the store. I have an HD TV I'm gonna get an HD DVD player like that just would make sense the average consumer out there How important you think PlayStation 3 was to letting blue was the thing you think so it was the thing Yeah, yeah, the fact that the PlayStation had a blue ray player and it in fact I think it was also critical to the sales of the PS3 yeah the deal no I would watch TV. I would say 4 era. What helped DVDs was the Matrix. Yes. I think the Matrix DVD was really what made people what was your first DVD bought? The first DVD I bought. Man I might have been the Matrix. Really? That late. Yeah. My first DVD was Rush Hour rush hour really mind was hackers Toaster was the one he just always see it best by here. It was the first DVD. No, yeah, I can't be right

Just you might actually be right are you sure the PlayStation played DVDs? Yeah, PlayStation 2. OK, PlayStation 1 came out in 1995. DVDs came out in 1996. Let me see when PlayStation 2 came out. Yes, 2 launched in 2000. 2000, yeah. October 26, 2000.

I think DVDs had come out. What was that? October 26, 2000. Wow. Yeah, I remember that. I was in Jamesville, Wisconsin. What's the most important? October 26,000. Wow. I remember that. I was in Jamesville, Wisconsin. What's the best one in the middle of nowhere? When someone says something that was 10 years ago, what do you think goes?

2002. I still think it was 1990 something. I see no I. All right. So according to this web site, the first DVD was Austin Powers. No. Are you on Yahoo! Is that answers? No, this is a... I don't know. It's hard to read. was Austin Powers. No. Are you on Yahoo! Answer.

No, this is a, uh, religion that I don't know. Lollabah. It's hard to read. Yeah, it's hard to read from here. The Mask in Austin Powers, which I remember that Austin Powers is, because it was like that paper one. Remember like the boxes were like paper, they were on the side and everything? But yeah, I remember, yeah, hackers though.

There was like this crazy bonus scene with like, I'm not like this bonus feature, where is this like the, uh like the virus or whatever, that we've worm thing. Did you have a what should DVD that made use of the angle button? Well, you could just press that. Orn, really? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. That was for. No. That's what you're saying. Like, why do you want to? The director's typically don't want you to fuck with what they've done, and they probably use the words.

So they're not gonna put that DVD, they're gonna put a different angle for a shot. They're use the words. They don't put that DVD. They put a different angle for a shot. They're just like, they do it, you know? Well, that's why I was wondering, I've never had a movie that you could do. Yeah. It's all my experience. That's amazing.

I'm boiing in my mind. That's gross. Dates are funny, though, too. Like, they kind of lock in your memory. For like, what do you think of, what is election day? What date is election day to you? No, that's a super Tuesday. November.

What is it though? To me, it's the first Tuesday in November. It's it's it's free floating to you. Yeah, right. It's not to me. To me, election day is November 4th. Even though I know the rule that you know, it's the super Tuesday and it's going to be the first Tuesday of the month, right?

November is November 6th. November 6th. I thought super Tuesday was something else. No, super Tuesday's election day. Yeah. Yeah. November 6th this year, right? November 6th. It. I thought Super Tuesday was something else. No, Super Tuesday's election day. Yeah. Yeah. It's November 6th this year, right? It's November 6th this year.

I'm not sure if I forget. There you go. But to me, Joey's locked in is November 4th. And I'm sure some people think of Thanksgiving as being on a very specific day. I don't. I think of it as floating, you know. I sure don't.

Oh, sorry. You have Canadian Thanksgiving. Yeah. Which is a real thing. I thought that was a joke. I thought Canadian Thanksgiving was a joke that people didn't. No, it's a real thing. It's in October. I think it's October 8th this year.

Are you going to celebrate? I've never celebrated Thanksgiving. Bear Negolas had a great joke about that at the concert. They were talking about Thanksgiving. And they said, wait, Canadian Thanksgiving or regular people's Thanksgiving? That was a great joke. That's what everyone says to me. So I might miss Thanksgiving this year. I'm thinking about going to MindCon, which is in Paris like the weekend. Disneyland Paris. After Thanksgiving. So if so, I would go out there before.

Why would you miss Thanksgiving? What does it mean you miss Thanksgiving? Because I have to fly out on Thursday to go do their buy-in. Missing Thanksgiving. What am I doing? You're fucking turkey on the plane. Yeah, I bet they would do that.

OK, can I get back on a Disney for something? You might go to Game Days out in California, right? I would go to Game Days. If I go to. Yeah, I bet they would do that. Okay, can I get back on a Disney for something you might go to Game Days out in California? I would go to Game Days. If I go to my con, I won't go to Game Days. I don't know what that is. Game Days is an annual thing that Mega 64 has where it's like a community meetup that we have, but they have all their four members

come down to Disneyland and then they have one. I think it's November 18th. November 18th or 12th. No, it's 18th. It's later. 18th. Yeah. Yeah. I just wanted the mind concept. We're gonna have to put this in the link dump. That is a kick ass website. Look at this. Yeah, it's really cool. Oh, that's cool as hell. Show it to the camera. Yeah, here. Show it to the camera. We have a computer. Cooked into the system. You already have it loaded up on the screen. I just want to make things go quicker. It's like mindcon.mojang.com.

If you're all in the kitchen, you're ready to cut to the computer here. All right. There we go. Okay. Hold on. We don't scroll yet. Wait till we get it on the feed here. We'll see. Brandon, if you please pull up the computer feed. Take your time, Brandon.

How excited are you guys you guys know a website? Don't. I'm going to show you. More like you're a con. He's got to find a coffee down himself for these pat himself. Clearly. Alright, we got a picture picture picture. Alright, here we go. You ready? So scroll down and look look at that. Oh, it's music coming from the site. Oh, hey, I don't know where my scroll is. I can't see my scroll. It's all creeper. Yeah, it's like it's like it's like it's music coming from the site. Ooh, hey, I don't know where my scroll is. Oh, paper! I can see my scroll, you know. It's all creeper.

Yeah, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, what's it called, Paralax? Or, what's the multi-plane thing called? Oh. Dispective? No, it's so dutching. So that? So it's hard to see, but like, the background is moving

in a slower pace than the, uh, the front. Is that Disneyland Paris? You said? Disneyland Paris. Yeah. That's the thing, like, if you look at, if you're in a car and you look at a tree, everything in front of the tree is going one way and everything behind the tree goes another way. No.

What? No, no, no. Explain to yourself, go ahead. So you're in a car? Yes, I'm going down the road. And you look at something like just in the distance. Right? Everything in front of that will be moving past that object one way.

Yeah. And everything behind it will be moving the other way Moving the other way so you have objects in the middle stuff going like this. Yeah in front of it I'm like this behind so when I look at like mountains in the distance. They're moving away. They're moving with me What depends where you look if you look at the furthest object you can see everything's moving one way in front of it Oh, that makes sense. I see what you're saying Because it's perfect. Let's do you know I don't see that at all. Look at you you're saying. Because it's worth the two of you. No.

I don't see that at all. Look at us, you're saying I have no idea what's going on. All right, so Emmy, so, couple of things that happen at the Emmy, so I thought we're really interesting. They let you. Sorry, Barbara's drool all over. She's got alcohol running down her face right now. First of all, Gus, can I get in the beer?

Yeah. They give, there's a full bar there. And the show started at 430 Pacific time. And they, the reality to be in our seats by that point in time. 430 Pacific. Yeah. And they shut down the bar at 430.

And the bar didn't reopen again until 530. So it was shut down, thanks, for the very first part of the show. And then when it reopened, a bunch of really bad-ass people were like, we're like, did they? They all went off. And people get out of their seats all the part of the show. And then when it reopened, a bunch of really bad-ass people were like, we're like, titty, they all went off. And people get out of the seats all the time at that show. All the time, like people were like,

after an award or at a commercial break, people would just get up and go. Then when you go to come back, they won't let you in until the next commercial break. So they just stack up people in the entryways. So I guess people aren't taking their seats during a speech or something like that. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, it totally makes sense. So, you know, it was good.

It is out of hockey games too. They also get really? They do. They actually hold you so that you're not distracting the players. It's cool. Well, they also do the thing, you know, they have the in-memorium section where they show everyone who died. Well, the deaths. Yeah, and they literally said to the audience during that break, they said, do not clap during the in-memorium section only only clap at the end No clap for any individuals clap at the end. I have the actual award ceremony is everyone paying attention to the awards Where is everyone just having a chat kind of a little beable? Is it nobody gives it down about well? No, I mean, it's like it's what they they carved those out for the separate technical achievement awards the day before right like the Oscars

So a lot of them, but some of them are still you know, not everybody's interested in I've carved those out for the separate technical achievement awards the day before, right, like the Oscars? So a lot of them, but some of them are still, you know, not everybody's interested in. So my favorite thing about the M.E.S. was the picture Sophie of Agara tweeted about her wardrobe malfunction, her dress popped open. Yep. And you could see her butt.

Nice. So she tweeted or not? She tweeted herself. That's a lot. I guess she figured that someone else was gonna release it anyway, maybe. So why not just be a comment? Do you just be a better when celebrities do that to themselves Well, like I said when people are like don't you get embarrassed when you're drunk and should ever get embarrassed when you're naked in front of camera

I say no, you just have to own it. Yeah Well, that's like that one girl from the drummer from Scott Pilgrim who's married to Jay Beurichelle or whatever's name or Beurichelle Whatever she tweeted a photo of herself topless. That was meant to get what I guess is just him. And she deleted it and then immediately went like, well, I messed that up, sorry. And I was like, she kinda just owned up to it. Like, oh, it wasn't like, oh, what happened?

I got hacked, like, no, she's like, yeah, I messed up. Whatever. Yeah, that's the way that just happened, right? Yeah, that's like the best way to handle those. Oh, I got hacked. Oh, my God, my computer's been taken, it's like, no, just own up to it it what else happened at the MZ want to share I want to hear all the dirt I mean nothing there was there wasn't anything in

particular in crazy after parties you want to we went to the governor's ball afterwards which was like the main thing I think it's where they go the statues they get are not personalized because they don't know who won and then that's where they go to get their statues personally do they get a ticket do Do you know? Do they get a vouch for you if you have an Emmy? Redeem one Emmy. Do you say? Do you say a picture of Thomas? I would have a comedy writing. My name is Haywood Jeblow. Do they like personalize it right there today? Like a guy who draws caricatures and personalize that? I mean it's like Same thing, you like roller skates? It's a like, it's a sticker. Don't, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, paint the lunar landscape with spray paint, those things look so shitty.

I have one of those. I'm so impressed. I'm so impressed. It's because you're so high from the spray paint you're painting there. I think it's awesome. When I lived on the border, there were people in Mexico right across the border

who would write your name on a grain of rice and make a necklace out of it. It's like, how the fuck did you do that? Who the fuck knows? So, why would you want that? With an Emmy, to get my visa, so I could come and work in this country, I had to get a load of lexas of recommendation from people,

you know, people who are good in the industry, that I'm in, and one Emmy's and stuff. And I went with a guy who's won an Emmy. He's very proud of his Emmy. Yeah, I even actually had two Emmy award winners vouch for him to come to American Visa. Yeah, three. Was it three?

He was three. But this is one guy. He was the guy who I filmed in his studio when I first started to film a guy's I'd film in there. And his Emmy's on the shelf. And everyone knows about his Emmy. It's his big achievement in his career. So they were, the immigration laws were researching him

because he had to write a letter for me. But they don't include the receipt. The receipt lawyers. Yeah, the receipt lawyers had to write his career basically on a piece paper. And it said, winner of two Emmy Awards in Club of Lines. And I read through it, I was like, yeah, it all seems right. You might want to change the bit where it says two Emmys.

You only have one Emmy, right? Yeah, I only have one Emmy. Yeah, I'll just get rid of that bit. And then like a week later, he'll be back saying, shit, I want an Emmy. Six years ago, I didn't even know about it. Yeah, our lawyer found out that this guy had a one-second Emmy. He didn't even know it.

And the other guy wrote, but also won an Emmy for the same show. That was two undiscovered Emmys. They just weren't tall. So were they super grateful for you for hurting me? Yeah, I was like, I've got two Emmys, and now there's a picture of him on the boat like this. He's like, yes. But yeah, it was awesome. And did you realize that if you don't go to the actual show to clear your Emmy, you have to buy it. You have to buy the statue.

I said that. I said that, even if you're there. Oh, really? Yeah. You have to pay, I think, $400 plus $100 shipping to get as Emmy from the US. That's fine. I'm just gonna buy $500.

He was like, look, it's a piece of paper. A lot of money for something that I didn't even know I had. Do it. And then he said, you should have. We need to actually start wrapping up. So, I got my car toads. You could have had a 1-1-5th Emmy. I could have.

Did you see that picture of Tom Hanks taping the Emmy? He's a car. Yeah, I don't know how I feel about that honestly. It's going to ignore what happened over there. There's something weird about a film star taping an Emmy book. I think it's fucking hilarious. I think it's funny too, but I don't know. There's always a thing that the Emmy's are kind of less than the Oscars.

It doesn't even want to wear the emmies are the television awards from America. Now, it's still better than the Golden Globes. What's that? It's still better than the Golden Globes though. You think so? Yeah, the Golden Globes are pretty prestigious. So is there anything else we want to hit before we wrap up here? I don't think so.

Normally we end with where do we want to go for lunch, but I mean it's kind of late where I guess we're gonna talk about some dinner. I want to get to ruin for. I want to go to home slice. Home slice. You've been talking about home slice all fucking things. Do we have any home slice? I want some fucking pizza. Do we have any questions from anyone who finds he's asking a good question? Let's see I'm gonna go into the chat right now and see if there's any good questions going on. I'm not gonna be happy to hear we're gonna have pizza. I'm not gonna hold my big guys a pizza. We're pizza bros. I don't know if you know that. He's having pizzas all day. How do you become a gonna hold my big guys, I've pizza, we're pizza bros, I don't know if you know that. Pizza having pizzas all day long.

How do you become a pizza bro with you guys? I can't tell you. I saw him when I went out to Los Angeles. I had dinner with him in Thalia and we went to a place called Worst Cuccha in downtown LA and they have, you'd love it, they have sausage and like you can get, one of them was duck and bacon sausage another one was I had it was crocodile pork and cheese yeah there's one that's rabbit and rattlesnake and that's another one that I

had too awesome I had a lot of strange meat ones that was pretty good I asked which meat that's fairly common though that was it yeah well what do I do a brain and I ate we ate a kangaroo when we were in Australia. I didn't even think that was legal, but apparently it is. Why would it be legal? You ate Roo. That's a lie of a gaff. It's like your national, it's like on their flag, right?

They're on the road, dead. What is illegal to eat in the UK? Like I can name something right off the top of my head, it's illegal to eat in the US. Humans. Okay, fair enough. I don't know. What is illegal to eat? What is illegal that is funny that's exacting I thought of to yeah man you know that's legal on the other eagle okay I'm not a bald eagle but what about

like a brown eagle or something else how would you go to a restaurant America in order eagle how would you do that I think in the state of Texas well in the state of Texas you cannot legally sell deer. Like I think the venison you eat, it has to be like a specific type of deer that's not native to Texas. Like so, you cannot commercially sell white tail deer. Are you trying to say that eating eagle?

For meals. Are you trying to say eating eagle is not legal? Oh, wow. Okay, we cannot end up there. We have to end though. No, we can't end on that though. I wanna talk about, I wanna talk about, I wanna talk about, I cannot end up there. We have to end though. No, we can't end on that though. I want to talk about, I want to talk about,

I love your barber, those are terrible person. There's a YouTuber that I've discovered who I am into at the moment speaking of roadkill and dead animals. He's, he's a, I know this guy. It's a, it's a channel called Food for Louis. Yes. He eats the most of this thing.

Like, he just walked up to a pigeon on the road and hit by a car. And he's just like, it's just a little look at it, just tucks in, he's like, no, I just like eating out of this dead-out, he's like, oh, like pulling out, fucking disgusting. There was also another video which I just love watching stuff like this, I don't know why, it's like there's something buried within me that I like this. He took 10 mice from like a reptile food store, like the feed your pets, like snakes, put them in a blender, blend them up, drank it in a cup. It's so disgusting, I just can't.

Was it called food for Louis? Food for Louis. I don't want to. He's this English guy, I'm that one of VidCon. I just just breathe in. How I figure. I'm pretty intelligent. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm eating food in the UK.

Yeah, it was gross. He eats a live tarantula. Yeah, he just eats living stuff, it's gross. That sounds something like- I think I- I don't want to see. Yeah, he just eats living stuff. It's gross. That sounds something like, let's see that. I don't want to see. Yeah, I never ever do this. Oh my goodness. I recommend the road kill ones and.

What's he eating there? What is that? Yeah, move the scroll bar. Oh. Oh. Oh. That's the money shot right there. Okay, I'm glad we're going to end up

this instead of the legal joke. Where are we going to eat? Oh, there you go. So what this is going to be? let's go to the next step too. Let's not eat where he's eating. No, listen, I'm with Gavin. Let's go to Roaring Fork. That was the restaurant that was right across the street

from the old office. That place has great cedar plank salmon. Ooh, that's how we get that. It's also way back in the big used to it. It's a great green chili pork. It does. Let's go there right now. You know who would like to go eat with us there?

Monty. Monty has been working on something very, very cool, which we can talk about soon. And two things coming up, we want to talk about. Some that Monty's been working on, that's really awesome. And then also, and a whole team of people, but specifically Monty's been working on some cool. And then we have something right off screen over here that you can't see, which is very cool, and we're're gonna show it later.

Yeah, we were hoping to show it this week. We ran into a bunch of technical problems, we had to hire now, so we have to get this working, but next week we'll have that working. It's not you Kyle, I know you wish it was, but we're gonna wrap up now. So I wanna thank everyone for joining us for our inaugural, that was fun, streaming podcast.

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