Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #223

Episode Date: June 18, 2013

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use offer code roosterteeth6. That's roosterteeth and the number 6. Hey everyone, welcome to RECITY Botan! It's Botan! This week with energy! Hey! Everyone's kind of tired this week! I got a fish!

I slept for about 40 minutes last night. I just had one of those, I haven't had it since I was about 16 and I was scared of school and exams and stuff. You were scared of school? You were scared of school? Today? Yeah, I used to get nervous about going to school. Why?

That's school scary. Is it? Anyway, well, I went to sleep about midnight, and I think I've got to sleep at 6am. Wow. That sucked. So what did you do to just lay down? I am.

I'm like, you're in your bed in the dark. You look through phases. It gets to about 3am, and you're like, I'm going to be so tired tomorrow, I've got so much to do. And then you kind of come to terms with it. So that's what I was doing. And then you get to about three a.m. and you're like, I'm gonna be so tired tomorrow, what's so much to do. And then it kind of comes to terms with it. So that's what I was doing. And then you get to do that thing where you're like,

you're like at the time and you're like, well, if I go to sleep now, I'll get this many hours of sleep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then like it just keeps stressing you out and you like never fall asleep. What you should do is, if you have that problem, just get up, jack off,

and then go back to sleep. Does that work? Oh yeah. Yeah, but then you're gonna sleep with residue. That's a morning problem. As a morning gamut. That's a huge thing. Plus also, you clean yourself.

You're not fucking jizzing in your underwear and just leaving it there and sleeping overnight. Yeah, but that's sleep, isn't it? Oh my god. Oh my god. Wow. This podcast, like a vicious term, is a pretty quick time to dick.

I'm not gonna do it. Yeah, there was a- How was it with you? I'm not taking a turn now. No, I'm not taking a vicious term. It was a pretty quick time to dick. I'm not taking a break. Yeah, there was a cat. How was it for you? I'm not taking a break now. It's a... I was able to sleep OK last night, but it's been a rough couple of days, because I realized over the weekend

that moving for RTX is just like two weeks away. Move was that when they got all started tomorrow? Yeah, it's like when we start moving stuff in. Oh, Jesus. And I'm like... That came around really quick. I know, that's what I said. Like four days ago, it was like six months away. I know. And then now it's like

fucking right around the corner. So you end up spending like three weeks at the convention center yourself, right? Going to something like that. For a three day event. Yeah. Like people are coming in from out of town and they'll like email me or text me and they'll be like, Hey, I want to hang out. Well, you know, I get there two days before the event. I'm like, no, sorry, I am at the convention center. Are you going to try to watch fireworks on the fourth? Yeah, I'll try. We'll see. I'll probably go to the convention center.

Well, I mean, there's like town lake. It's like right there, right? Yeah, but I'll probably be in the convention center. I'm excited. I get to meet my cousin, who is a member of the site, who I didn't know I was related to. You have an American cousin? Yeah. I think second or third cousin. His name is Internet Dave of the site who I didn't know I was related to. You have an American cousin? Yeah, I think second or third cousin.

His name is Internet Dave on the website. I get to meet him. Internet Dave? Yeah. I know Internet Dave. He did your cousin? He's related to me. How you guys relate?

It was weird because my dad was telling his relatives about the slow-mo guys when I first died it. And uh, one of his, his cousin told her son or something. I can't remember the exact story, but he does that He knew exactly what I was and he's a member of the site. Interesting. Yeah Is he traveling or is he from like central Texas? He's no from Texas. He's from somewhere else. Okay, you know what I say? The family reunites somewhere He's from the internet. One of the other 50 Someone said 50 last days

Yeah, you got this I do Gus. I missed you. I've been gone. I was gone all last week from Monday through Friday. You were at E3. It's good to be back. And when E3 is in the way to Vegas, I'm a little mini vacation. Nice. I saw some of the pictures. Yeah, it was fun.

One of the three, E3 was awesome. Yeah, I really wanted to go this year, but I just didn't have time to make out there. This year in particular was pretty awesome. I mean, any time you have a new launch console, it's just going to be nuts, right? Yeah, I felt like the past couple of E3s have been really lame and shitty.

Like, I think E3 kind of bottomed out the year Nintendo announced Wii Music. Oh God. Oh, I remember that, like the crazy drummer stage. I was like, I was like, why do I bother watching? I remember that year in particular. I was like, everything is so terrible this year. Well, wasn't last year the Wii Vitality sensor? Like, little thing. That was like two years ago. I was like, everything is so terrible this year. Well, it wasn't last year the Weve Vitality Sensor, like, little thing.

That was like two years ago. I think it was the same one as the Wee Music. I kind of just blend all together. The Vitality Sensor, they've ever came out, did it? I don't think it did. No, I don't think so. And, but yeah, this year was nothing. I will say, it started off on a rough issue where I was talking to a woman about trying to get an extra badge for us. And, like, we went to the counter, whatever, like, I whatever, I was like, media, there's only a few of us here. And we've got a pretty big site.

We've got five million followers on YouTube. We've got about a million and a half on our site, registered locally. And she's like, okay, cool. We'll take a look at your Alexa number, whatever. And then her man, she's like, well, I have to come over, my manager has to approve getting an extra badge for you. Her manager walks over, I'm like, oh yeah,

so here's our YouTube page. That's five million five million subscribers. She goes oh internet doesn't count That's like like in my head I'm like are you fucking kidding me the internet doesn't count like where do you think all of this stuff goes like yeah It's drove me a little fucking crazy. What's it gonna be magazine? Yeah, I guess so like magazine The two is papers are there still magazines? Yeah, I think no I'm like seriously. I think what you see in the foreground, I don't usually want to know. And they're going to be folded. Oh, it did?

Yeah, I think I went away like almost a year ago, I think. What it was like the most frustrating thing was like, are you kidding? No, they're gone. Yeah, you see I'm gone. Game Pro's gone. I thought you would joke. No.

Well, I'm pretty sure they folded. Anyway, so hopefully next year we'll be able to be able to fold magazines again. Yeah, I guess so. Hey, that's really shitty. Yeah, I guess so. Hey. That's really shitty. Yeah, it was a pain in the ass. It was like really, it doesn't matter.

Like, okay, fine. And then meanwhile, the whole thing was streamed online the entire time. Yeah, like where do people... Seems really hypocritical. Like by the time E3 News hits a magazine, it's months old. Yeah, yeah. But it was just, it's like one of those things like, wow. Like of all places, to say the internet doesn't matter, like E3 is like, okay.

Color out, what's her name? Color out? I don't get her name, but ultimately we got it all sorted out, but still, there's way too much of a pain in the ass to for what it was. When Microsoft announced that their Xbox has to be connected to the internet every 24 hours, it sure has to be like, no, I don't count. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Not a big deal. You just as well? No, I don't count. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Not a big deal. You're just like your Xbox read a magazine. That's all information it needs.

That's why it's got all the TV stuff, you know, so it connects to the TV. What it does is instead of sending the data down of what your opponents are doing, they print it in a magazine and then they send it to you. And then you show it to your Xbox and you're explicit. They send your punch card, you know, you can do it in. What you don't know, the Xbox one is actually a fax machine and it is fax it over to you but yeah it was it was awesome it's always like saw tons of people there like what Ray and I got recognized a whole lot

like surprisingly we took a lot of photos there what's cool which is kind of cool but it's good times but lots lots of cool games what's your favorite thing that you saw then? Since you were a kid. I personally, as a dorkiesman. As you on TV. Oh, there we go. This is the way we did our little recap thing. You look really sad.

Why are you so sad? I'm the cool. That's actually the world of the takes, guys. The world of the takes is coming. It's going to be a success. Actually, we didn't talk about that last week. But I think that was one of the biggest surprise announcements that I'm actually pretty excited for.

Is I played quite a bit of world of tanks on my laptop. Yeah. And I'm just going just filming it because I have to reboot to my PC side. Yeah, in my laptop and I get lazy. But now I just put on my Xbox. I'll play a shot of that. Katie was filming it. She was very kind and came out of film. She's, and I look forward to all the new players on the Xbox 360. I haven't played before. I know all those fucking maps. I know all these things. If you can unify your account, I've got, if you can log in with the same credentials, I've got a bunch of tanks unlocked already. Nice. Well, okay, so my, probably my favorite thing that I played. Like, the thing about us is we're so busy trying to get around to as much stuff as possible,

that if it isn't an open machine, then I can just jump in front of and start playing, I probably won't play it. So I didn't get to, I didn't get to play a lot of games, but one of the ones I was very excited by was Dynasty Warriors 8. I loved Dynasty Warriors. Such a terrible game But I love it so so much. What do you think there's another person at all E3 who when you ask him? What you're here that you saw? Oh, dude Dynasty Warriors 3. You said I played that was so big nobody fucking announced it at a pressur I'm not talking bad about the Dynasty Warriors series. I'm just saying there are so many giant games announced there Dinosaur you said that I played that you saw that we know you said you said that you played

I said that you saw that I saw then then it'd be a sassist read for probably Oh, I got to see like behind the scenes demo thing of a sassist before that game looks fucking cool that That demo they did during the Ubisoft presser was pretty fucking impressive like going from like the stealth stuff to the fighting And then there's like instantly jumping onto the ship and they're like go. Yeah, they showed a thing where it was like They weren't showing actual like story missions But they were showing like sort of side quest type stuff and they had a thing where they you had to go assassinate two guys And he assassinated one the other one ran got into a ship and then took off you got in your ship had it like a sea battle with them Captured his ship and then you could either claim it

to your fleet, or like dismantle it in repair yours. Then he found like a treasure map and then went to this island and found the treasure. All the stuff, no cutscenes, it was all one fluid thing. It was just like, and the cool things too, you had like an iPad that had like a little map and stuff. It's the first time ever I've seen like the other sort of screen, like take real advantage of it.

It seems, that's the one place it makes sense because i hate having to press the back button yeah in games where it doesn't pause the action yeah yeah and have to figure my stuff out of the cake exactly that's a fucking happening to get my all fine i'll just park right here and look at my next mission what the fuck i'm dying you'll be in a car and you like you'll pull ahead from some zombies and figure out the map on the list of the zombies was a

job Jesus Christ oh that game i just started playing it, because we talked about it on the patch. That game is fun as knobs, but it's pretty scary. It's scary. Yeah, we're gonna come back to that in just a second. I'm gonna feel some more E3 stuff. Remind me, I wanna talk about stage to cake,

because I'm gonna play that a lot. So it seems like another thing this year that was big at E3 was tablet integration. Yeah, yeah, last one. I must say, every game was like, had a synchronous gameplay where people were doing something on a tablet, or where there's secondary information like maps,

or statistics here in the division. Yeah, do that division, that division teaser was fucking cool. That was probably my favorite thing that was like, that was new and unexpected. Yeah, you mean soft, two years in a row is really shock people. Yeah, that's the last game they watched on. Yeah, you know the best use for a tablet I can think of would be the power select wheel in Mass Effect. If you could just have that on a tablet and instantly,

because you always assign stuff. So you could left D-pad and right D-pad for your teammates and then bumpers for you. It would be so much easier if the tablet was just like, ew, ew, ew. Yeah, at least when you pull that up, it pauses the action. Yeah, it's just, I never go to it,

because I only ever use the assigned one. Or do you actually pull out the wheel every time? Never. Never. Yeah, that was by far the first time I've ever seen that kind of stuff used in a way that I'm like, okay, that makes sense and I would do that, you know. I'm curious to see how it all ties together. Like, no. If you buy the division, for example, I mean, obviously they didn't have hands on with that right? It was just, the video like if you buy that game and you can play it on your console How do you play it on your iPad like how do you verify that you have the game? Yeah, why think like you have to have it running and then you can like pick it?

I'm sure it's like linked to an account somehow Yeah, and then there's gonna be some sort of I mean I have no idea But I'm just like a disc authentication thing. Yeah, whatever you use an app On the on the smartglass app, you know, an iPhone or anything, it always relates to what you're doing on the Xbox. Yeah, so I guess you have to run the game. But if you don't want to turn your Xbox on, like, what if you're like laying down in bed and you can't sleep,

you're like, I want to play some division. Well, because they should, they should, like, the guy was controlling little drones with iPad or with his tablet, whatever. And so that kind of stuff, I love that idea. I love seeing that sort of future of technology. Yeah, we'll see. Now that was definitely really, really a highlight V3 I thought.

So did you hear the dirty, dirty rumor that was floating around now? This world, the guys did Dead Space. So EA now has all the Star Wars licenses. And this role has come out and said they're not working on another Dead Space right now. Like it's just kind of on hold for now is rumor floating that they're working on thirteen thirteen the new bounty hunter yeah

i've heard that that would be cool as shit so i would love to see that game end up in visceral's hands they announced battlefront three yeah well as battlefronts it's called battlefront battlefront and you guys are surprised by that and excited i really like that game was there are there any other star wars games that got announced was it was it just Battlefront? Yeah, probably. I mean, all of LucasArts is like, you know. I mean, during the Microsoft press conference,

when they showed off the New Halo game, like it was just like him walking through the desert with the robes on, I thought that was Battlefront. At first, I thought it was a new Star Wars game. Because it looked very old like old Ben Kenobi style, you know, the robes. Why was he wearing that robe? Oh, so, like, I i think i think that someone said

you were the road because if you don't wear robes armor gets fucking hot under direct sunlight okay that's the most sensible x-men so he has a massively high tech gel with that can't be reentry a planet without a ship but it gets hot under the sun much more effective would be re-ind during the atmosphere of the robe.

Yeah, he'd re-enter with the robe if it wouldn't burn up. Yeah. But he got the whole atmosphere thing. He could catch his fire, and then he just flips around, he's a parachute. Well, people are saying that it was because he's trying to hide. Like, he's going incognito.

That makes more sense. Yeah. So like, he could just take off the armor. Well, I don't think so. Yeah, don't like Spartans have like stuff I think the Spartan force like that was the revolution is that they could take the armor off and put it back on Yeah, but he took his armor off at the end of a leg for he took his to his helmet off Yeah, well, so he takes his helmet up and I remember reading in the book

I'll write a whole bunch that you could take off he was taking off as long as this the kind of conversation was burning was here for Yeah, and only this conversation was taking off as well. And this is the kind of conversation I was burning, I was here for. Yeah. And only this conversation, nothing else. Yeah. Now, so yeah, he had been talking about state of the case,

so I finally picked that up too. I played that pretty much nonstop all weekend. That is an immersive game. I sat down, I, before I was in the four hours of past, I was really invested, I was doing all these little runs. It's so much fun. The thing with that game is it does that thing well for you like, oh oh let's do one more

mission. Yeah. Oh, I've just got to run over there and back. And it's all about greed as well. Because sometimes you want to, you want to make the most of the day, right? And like the daylight is important and you try and fit in too much stuff and it's like and then you get caught. I didn't realize that there were different kinds of zombies until, I think it was kind

of feral. I was just in a house, I was trying to collect materials, it was nighttime, and I was already scared, and the sun in real life had set, so I was even more in edge, because it was pitch black in my room where I was. And then one of those feral things just leapt through the window into the room and straight back out, and I was like,

what the hell was that? It was just really far somewhere. I was like, remember I went up the stairs, came bolting up the stairs, written me apart. I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, them run in and heal up And then finally I kill all of the zombies. I'm like, oh thank god I barely had any health left. I've used all my shotgun ammo. I was like, okay, I got to get back to base open the door to walk out Pharyll zombie comes down

That thing where they just like rip you into and then just run off like fuck. I didn't my bag fell under the porch So I couldn't pick it up and I had like a big backpack and a pump shotgun And I was like my shotgun so every now and then it's still on my map I go over to the portion I just stare at the world like God damn it's a fucking shotgun down there. Wait, so is it a deal where you have like a certain set of characters and those characters? What I was thinking that was amazing to me. I didn't know about it I figured when you die it would go back to a checkpoint or something But you can be several characters if you build them up to it

You have to be friends of them and you can be several characters. If you build them up to, you have to be friends with them and then you can be them. So I could be a few people at this point, but you start as Marcus. He's like the main guy who starts. So he gets ripped to shreds. I'm like, ah, damn, guess I'll do that again. But then it just cuts back to the last woman I was and she's like, man, I wish I got to know him better.

I was like, oh, he's dead! You know what, he's proper gun now. Wow. So now, yeah, you play the game without that character. So it's almost like you're an XCOM and I mean unknown. Like where you sort of have your character. Absolutely. So we get to which is coming out to iOS on Thursday. Oh, I thought it came out today.

No, that's 20th. Oh. So yeah, it's coming out on Thursday. I'm excited. Yeah, I'm all about that. I've been really wanting to play that game again. There's just too many other games to play right now. I was like, I watch you play and I was like, wow, this looks fun. And I'm really like, I sucked into it. The only reason I was playing State of Decay is because I was really into Mass Effect 3. And I don't own it.

So I took a copy from the office, got it home. I realized there's only one disc. I only had disc one. So I was like, yeah, I'll play to the end of disc one. And I just breeze through it. And by the beginning of Sunday, I already said instead of this two, and I was just like, oh, I'm playing it.

So then I did state of decay. You poor poor thing., well, I'm not a complete, so then I did stay up to camp. You poor poor thing. What do you guys see back here that E3 that you're all excited for? Definitely the division, destiny, and Titanfall, I think, with the three things. Titanfall, awesome. That really stood out.

Yeah. Oh shit, so speaking of Activision stuff, you know what, that's EA. Well anyway, talking about Activision, awkward. So EA's are, Activision's booth, they had this giant wrap around screen thing, so much. well anyway talking about activation awkward uh... so he is art act of it is both they did this giant like wrap around screen things so much it was like every twenty minutes they will show a different trailer

this crazy wrap around the lights and sound is like not to go stand in the watch it the cool thing was outside the booth they actually had those uh... those robotic arms that like the empty i'm sure you've seen before that like just you know they slowly move around and they had tv monitors attached to those and then they would move around and match Like the patterns behind them

So they look like the like the patterns were there in the like in the air and moving the TV in front of them It was really really me. It was the first time I'd ever seen that but they had just these four giant arms It must have been like $200,000 a piece just to like hold up like a 46-inch monitor and then move it Yeah, it's kind of cool, but also why? Yeah, I would love to see just a check sheet, like how much money is spent at E3. And they're not selling anything there. Taffically so.

No, it's on Robotic arms. A lot of companies just re-diver their entire teams to make something for E3. Yeah, they actually stop working on the game sometimes. Yeah, they just have a demo ready and it's have E3. But I can only guess how much money you spend on E3. And that was the big thing. It was the E3 guy, just have a demo ready. Yeah. And it's have RE3. But it's just, I can only, I can't even guess how much money you spend on E3. And that was the big thing.

It was E3 got way through a trapping and I think it's actually beyond where it was before. Yeah, I think we mentioned that in the podcast. When you were out there. Oh, okay. I think we had mentioned how they went away and they came back to a smaller thing. And it's re-escalated now.

And it's bigger and louder than it ever was when they ended it, because it was too big and long. And then really, like, aside from from like they'd kinsha hall back in the day which was like all the indie developers and stuff like that's where guitar hero came out of that's gone now that's gone they don't have any of the stuff anymore now they have a little area for sort of smaller developers and stuff but but

all the cv networks but uh... yet but most part is just a bunch of huge huge booths that are ridiculous and over the top and gotty and it was funny because they did microsoft sony nintendo side by side by side in like one of the halls nice it's cool it's fun so speaking of tendo jordan i've been going at animal crossing pretty but you know it's not for a week now but i did all weekend

i saw you get in makeup done before this and you just like play out there but then you got makeup dust to live your day. No, I could have it. It's still kind of all over. But yeah, it's a what's your fruit? I have cherries. Cherries, that's right. I've got amused.

There was a dude in my town who was like out of the blue, was just like, hey, I need a peach. You know, just bring me a peach. And I'm like, oh, man, who the fuck do I know? It was peaches. And I remember Esther did. So I texted her like just out of the blue is like hey you have peaches right she's like yeah i'll open my gates so that's what you texted her

well i texted open your gates that's it he's like this is this i have no time to mess around what's the downside to just opening your gates uh... and we can come in yeah yeah i was committing so so many of who has never played Animal Crossing and it's clueless like me. What the fuck was that? That was weird. I just spit a bubble. Okay, yeah, that was weird.

Anyway, so what's it about? You play a character who moves to a town and you become mayor of the town and you have to buy a house and expand the house and get stuff for the house and you become mayor of the town, and you have to buy a house, and expand the house, and get stuff for the house, and you meet all your townmates, and you give them presents, and get presents from them. Like, how fun that is. So what's the target audience for this game? Japanese teenage girls. That's okay.

That's about right. And you just get stuck with one kind of fruit. Yeah, but you can get fruit from other people's towns and you can plant it in your town. So, yeah, I went to Esther's town and got a bunch of peaches. And you could plant them and grow peach trees. Exactly. Can you poison her peaches? No.

I wish. How is PVP handling? Is it cool? No, you can hit people with a shovel. Yeah, Esther actually kept doing that to me. Like, while you were harvesting, yeah, the only thing is, the only thing you can do with a spade. The only way you can communicate is through this like really crappy like keyboard that pops up. And then so your character is just standing there, which I assume like the other person's

like, what the fuck is this guy doing? Why is he just standing there? So I'm typing a message and she's just like hitting me with a shovel. Imagine if human conversations were like that way, you had to actually type it into your brain before you could say it. I wonder how advanced the world would be. It would be, I'll be like individual characters. Right. It would be like the conversation would have like such long pauses. Yeah. Yeah, they would.

Too short. No, it's terrible how long it is. Yeah, the chat system is so bad, it's like, it's easier to text someone. Yeah, I was thinking about calling her up. I just like, yeah, like on your phone. Yeah, the chat system is so bad. It's like it's easier to text someone. Yeah, I was thinking about like calling her up. Yeah, like on your phone. Yeah. A little voice chat over the 3DS or anything, is there? No. Not that I know of. And like even the the system for adding friends is so awkward. Yeah. Again, to send someone your friend code and they've sent you there, which is a 12-digit number. You might as well just have sex with that person. And then there's also like that best friend messaging in the game. Do you know about that?

The effect. What is that? Yeah, if you like click on the heart on the main screen, you can activate messaging and turn it on. And it has a list of all your best friends, and you can send the messages or send messages to all of them. So even if you're not in the same town, you can still like chat with each other. You know it'll be really good. Instant message vines. Like, if you could communicate with vines, that makes even more sense. Or how? Yeah.

A six second video. I've not found a decent use of vines. Oh, the Will Sasso vines. Will Sasso. The Will Sasso vines with the lemons. And the one with the micom... Oh, the micomodon. Yeah, that's really good.

So, a minus seven seconds. Six seconds. How long do you think we watched it? How many hours are we putting in a wool sasso today? I don't know. You want to get them up again? I think we do. We still have them up here.

That's what she said. I'll get it up. Are you on it? You have to type because the keyboard's over there. You got it. We definitely need a better solution for this fucking keyboard. This monitor, we do. Why is it still cable, that this animal crossing song?

When you catch a fish and he makes the little stupid pun, do you love that? I love it. Yeah, I figured you and Baru would would dig that So this is back to Michael McDonald. Yeah, he's probably the only reason to work. So if we'll talk to the fans of the podcast. All right, you can close that. That's enough. No, no, no, no, no, no. I can't move so hard, I can't move so hard.

I can't move so hard, I can't move so hard. Come this side. Come this side. Oh, yeah, I can't move so hard. Oh, what? There we go. Okay, that's enough. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's like question your life, question of time. I like Twitter because it's such a smaller waste of time. I know. It's like, but yeah, it's a little waste of time. It's not a huge waste of time. I think Vine makes one sense like one to one.

Just doing it back and forth. Chris is reminding me about porn stars on Twitter. Oh, that's true. I'm Vine. I'm Vine, I guess, yeah. All I have on Vine porn stars. It's great. Probably good use of Vine then.

I didn't think about that. What is Vine owned by Twitter? Yeah. Yep. Huh. Huh. Some giggles. Yeah.

You all right? No, I just sounded really enthusiastic, but I didn't get that. You can also get verified on Vine. I've seen that. They have like a little check mark on Twitter, but they have like a little Vine check mark for like, you know, if you're super popular, I guess.

But is Vine just Twitter, isn't it linked it's different i mean like you mean that was by myself that was completely different it is continue to follow us this path they're both owned by the same company it's the same platform yeah i made a vine account and had to like refollow everybody on that i follow on twitter yet that's that's why the shit stupid fix this twitter never make it happen uh... yeah i mean Yeah, that's why this shit stupid fix this

Yeah, I mean I'm trying to think I every vine is stupid No, god no, I signed up for a vine account when it first came out just to see what it was about and how it worked and I I've not launched it again since that day. Well, see you have a vine is so you you've got little puppies you got little dogs i imagine he vines all the time of your animal fuck that stupid but i did take a video over the weekend uh... i didn't share it uh... i showed it to brand and maybe he'll put it up so you know i've had this ongoing problem with this squirrel that's been harassing me at my

oh yeah uh... so i don't know if i mentioned on the podcast, but this is stupid. Some birds moved into my mailbox. So I've got like really nice, with the little birds in my mailbox. There's like three of them and they've got some eggs. I don't know why it's three. It's like, I just, they're down with it. So over the weekend, I was trying to take a picture of them because they're really angry. Like now when I try to pull my mail out of my mailbox, do you have one of those house ones that's flat? Yeah, like up against, okay.

Exactly. And whenever I go to like pull my mail out of my mail box, they come out and they like spread their wings and look at me. They're like, yeah, they're like, like, fronting in the back. They're like, trying to start the same thing. Yeah.

So the other day I was like, okay, I'm gonna take a picture of my wanna show everyone what they look like. So I was like, I'm sticking my phone in there and I could see and there's like three of them there in the corner and I'm like, trying to take a picture. And then I started hearing this weird noise behind me,

like a behind me and above me. And there's like a giant pecan tree right by my mailbox. I'm like, what the fuck is that? So I turn around and I look up and the squirrel is up there and it's barking at me. I don't know squirrels made noise through. I have no idea. So that's a squirrel in the middle of the air.

We can't really hear it here, but it's barking. So like what was it, I mean it's like, it's like, it's like, what the fuck? I mean, you're just barking me the whole time as I was standing there looking at the birds. So maybe the birds paid the squirrel, like, you know? But there's so funny things, before the birds moved in, the squirrel used to live in there.

The squirrel used to be in there all the time the landlord like he's like Back to like scoop out all the sticks and shit. He would put in there. Maybe he's just jealous anyway So I left I was going out. I went ran and errand whatever. I came back to my house pulled in the driveway And I'm like there's that fucking squirrel. It's like on my front step like right in front of the door mat of my House it's taking the piss and I'm like well like what's it doing? It's taking a piss. Oh My friend step it was like squatting down it's like piss going everywhere like what and he's like took off running Like what the fuck is this supposed to mean It's like like now that concrete landing it's peaches open the gates

So that concrete landing in front of my front door like has his giant stain of squirrel piss now That's a vermin on there. Yeah, no I'm sure he wanted you to see he was like I'm sure you got glared It was like later. He didn't even like run up the tree. He like ran around the side of it It was like picking at me from the side like you know This company owns a crossbow now you can you can borrow it that's true your doctor pepper video came out today right it did I shot a doctor pepper with a crossbow doctor 10 doctor 10 with a crossbow it was I think I fired a gun

before and I think it was ever to go hunting I would actually use a crossbow so I'm so meaty about crossbow. Every time I fight it, it's like, oh, that would have hurt. Do you have to use the other one more? No, but it's kind of, oh, yeah. Obviously it's going to kill it, but. It's a kill it, but it's not going to hurt. You want something to suffer and hurt before it does. It's not going to hurt.

I have an arrow sticking out of its side. There's a little bit of footage, but you'll pull me. I can't hate that. It's just sound effects, so I just made them. Y'all filmed that up here by the office, right? Yeah, that was my first non-dam. First, nah, it's Dan's night all day. That was my first American, that was my first one filming Austin. I meant, we're really qualifying this.

First Shlomo guys filmed in the western party on a weekday during daylight hours. In Travis County. You know we talked about like whenever you did get a slow camera, a Phantom over here, you'd let me punch you. Oh that's right. I was so hoping you would remember that. How would I forget that? I forgot about that.

Yeah. Why do you break my brain? Well, we'll have it on video. So there's nothing will be different. Anything he'll fix your brain. There you go. I might knock you straight You're already kind of silly. No come on. What a great slow-mo guys. It'll be good

I just don't want to have to go to a dentist a final slow-mo guys punch him in the eye. Okay, brilliant He will not have to go to a dentist if you want to like if you were gonna hit one place anywhere on your body Where would you want to get hit? Uncle one place anywhere on your body where would you want to get hit ankle yeah i would think ankle would it be a fist yeah yeah be a punch i mean i guess the thigh but the thigh wouldn't hurt so i would say like flat of your arm like if they're like no you can get that arm and that will

hurt for days but it's better than breaking something like what about you don't want chest something like what about you want to want Chester gut. What about my lap? You mean punch your crotch. No, I just like the lap. How do you? What would it like right here? You don't know what it is like a hip you can fuck up a hip I've always wanted to see someone in a movie get shot in the lap Shot in the lap. Yeah, like that's got to happen really and then they wheel them into the hospital

And there's like a special lap tree before. And then there's like, yeah, he's hitting the lap, but whenever they stand up the problem goes away. It's like, oh, go to the thigh wall. Yeah, I'm gonna stick up. Man, I've rewatched Pineapple Express over the weekend. I did as well. I forgot how funny that team was where they shoot the guy that shoot a Danny McBride.

And then he's still alive. I rented it for a dollar on it. It was on a cable I was pretty renty at the same time is on TV. How weird is that? The show bizarre. It's really funny movie. Yeah, I forgot how I'm a child I tell you what because Seth Riggum is on how it's done in the car that day Mm-hmm or the day before and I was like I want to watch that movie again I want to see this is the end I've heard really good things about that move

Yeah, I didn't I don't think the trailers are to see this is the end. I've heard really good things about that movie. Yeah, I didn't think the trailers are good to talk about everyone's saying very much things about it. But everyone likes that Throedin, so maybe that just being nice to him. Yeah, everybody wants to. Throedin. Let me read this here.

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Estonai were drinking and playing Animal Crossing. You don't have to say the drinking part. No, I do. Oh, you do? That's a said game. I just thought I was always assumed. So we're playing and she comes to my town because she wants apples and the apples had just come out. So she comes over, she takes some apples.

And then my dog went out to go outside, so I put my DS down. Play in real life. Yeah. So I have to go walk my dog. Then I come back in and I ask her, are you still in my town? She goes, no, no, I left. I'm like, okay, cool. So I'm like, I'm like playing.

And I'm like, what are you doing? She's like, I'm planning apples. I'm like, okay, cool. Then I see her in my town. I'm like, you're still in my town. She's like, what? I'm like, you're planning my own apples in my town. What are you doing?

She's like, oh, she was like so drunk. She's like, standing apples in my town. What are you doing? She's like, oh, she was like so drunk That sounds like it'd be the best let's play Great drunk stories you could tell I got so drunk was I was planning apple trees in the wrong place And I was like you have to leave I'm too, too wasted to be playing this. She's close to the VS. And I was like, you have to leave. You can't just, you can't just hold and stay here. Like, it's like putting your friend,

your girlfriend in the taxi, like, just go home, sleep it off. She was like, can I crash at your place? It's like, Rosetti's gonna be angry about this. You must have laughed you also. I was laughing so fucking hard. Do you play the games like tapped out, like Simpson's tapped out or anything like that? I played the shit on a tapped out when it first came out. So Simpson's tapped out one of the coolest things that happened to me at E3 while we were actually the Microsoft booth. This guy comes up and he's like, oh hey, like I'm a big fan.

It's like, oh cool. I was like, what do you do? And he's like, I work at EA at the mobile division. And so Katie, she's with me and she put her hands on the guy's shoulder. She's like, do you work on the Simpson's tapped out? And he's like, oh yeah, absolutely. And he's like, oh, yeah, absolutely. And we're like, oh, so you have some donuts for us. He's like, oh, I've got like 200,000 donuts. What? It's like, holy shit. And so we exchanged contact information.

And he hooked us up like 5,000 donuts. What? It was awesome. OK. So I've got like all some donuts are like the premium. I was going to say, what is that? Like, how many bells would that be? I think two, how many did you say?

5,000. 5,000 donuts is what like, $5,50? No, it's like $250. Like $250. Holy shit. So what do you do with those? That's real money. You buy in-game premium stuff that you have to spend donuts on.

So like, you know, it's free to play a game. You can play it with more. You can play in donuts playing the game normally. But it's slow, or you can pay for donuts. You can trade donuts. Are there people farming donuts? No no no no no you're not a tree i don't know when in game stuff becomes

a valuable item in the real world yeah and people start selling on ebay like bitcoins that was then normally let's like the whole of that in the words was well but yes that was probably my favorite my favorite connection i made it e3 so yeah no offense to everyone else humanity They could provide me with donuts, so

But anyway, so now I've got like Barney's full of raw money and I've got all this cool stuff I'm trying to save it Katie burns her hers like super fast I see the The paypal receipts for estrus iTunes account all the time like you just spent five dollars like did you buy donuts? Yeah, I swear to god she's probably spent like 300 bucks on that game by now. Oh my god since October whatever that's decent money They could have gone I know Fucking virtual donuts that every time she's I'm like, where did you get pick it white fence? I just there you'll like pick it white fence off on the side. It's like the reject side of town

If I if I gave you 50 grand right right now but he had to spend it tonight uh... what you spend on a car or i'm or i mean could i pay it could i like pay off something so i put on my house i could what adventures on such a good that's what he would be happy house then it's like you getting money every month because you know i'm a kind of house that's that's a lot of house payments right there that's

pretty good is a grown up jordan as a as a young fellow I would invest in a 401k Open a Roth IRA. I would probably go somewhere like get on a plane and hell No, I probably just like but you can buy it in a first, yeah, first ticket somewhere. That's a great idea, first class ticket, that's the best on my foot. So, if you had 50,000, like,

if I handed you 50 grand right now, you drove to the airport, or you took a taxi to the airport, you'd then have to figure out where you could go, if you had 24 hours, you'd have to figure out where you could go from there, you'd end up spending like a good 12 hours in travel, and then you wouldn't have that much time to buy.

Yeah, but you could buy the ticket everywhere. You could buy the ticket two hour day. You could buy can buy the ticket tonight and make it a record ticket a first-class ticket is really fucking expensive I've seen like a $13,000 First-class from from here to Australia. Yeah, like it's like two grand to fly economy I've seen the first-class tickets go for like 20 grand. Yeah, I'm gonna go for more than that. Yeah, yeah I've seen business fucking plane ticket. Yeah, something that is over in less than a day. Yeah for something've seen business costs. I've seen business costs. I've seen business costs. I've seen business costs. I've seen business costs.

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That's what it's gonna cost to go to space right now. Why don't we go on to the moon? Are we not going to the moon? No! Why? We went on the moon like 30 years? No one's been on the moon forever. So they're not ever gonna do private flights to the moon?

Why would they do that? No one's talking about it. If he's not really crushed by that, were you expecting to get to the moon? That would have been a bit more brutal. Yeah, that doesn't count. Just like floating in an embankment. And that's like 200 grand. Yeah. Or you can just go on the vomit combat. That's like what $2,000. If you pull. I almost did that with

birdie ones, but we didn't do it. Really? Yeah. Because it was a lot of money. Man, you should take a slowmo guys up there. That'd be fun. Well, the whole point. I mean, that would just be like jumping. I mean, I could jump and have the exact same time. I guess so if you film that slowly. Yeah, it's a lot cheaper. You give me $2,000 and you can shoot yourself jump. He's my trampoline for $50.

I wanted to do that one day. Just do a slow-mo video. Shoot it really slow, where I'm just like jumping in a public place, but I'll take out the part where I leap. And I'll just be like floating slowly past people like floating through doorways and the cuts of me like looking at something in a store like what I mean the heavy entire time. I think it'll be a really funny video just to take ages to make. I think I've seen similar pictures where people just take a picture. They take a deal.

We're like jumping and then doing all the stuff like that right? We run a late night at the office where it was just like every frame was like me jumping and going Woo! And then it's not just that quickly you can press the screen, you just need to record for two. Yeah, and so like it was just me like jumping around like it looked like I was floating just everywhere around the studio. And since you have to do six seconds, like Shane was recording it and I got tired after like two jumps and it was like yeah you need to do six seconds, Shane was recording it. And I got tired after like two jumps.

And he was like, yeah, you need to keep going. I'm like, oh, okay, so I keep going. And I'm running out of places to go, so I'll end up building up the stairs. And when that was done, I was like, go last. You said it was spinning in a circle. I like those videos where someone stands

on top of someone else, and it's like the person that's going to board. They're really good. Oh, yeah. People get really great. E3 was last week, but the Worldwide Developer's conference was last week too, guys. Like, are we all we all getting trashcan Mac Pro's here at the office? The one thing I've read today that I didn't realize is those new Mac

Pro's have an aluminum case. I thought it was plastic. Oh, it looks like it's polished aluminum. Oh, really? You guys saw that? I know. I thought it was like, holy shit, I want to touch that. Wait, wait, so do you guys talk about that last week? week yeah I didn't see the park as that's cool we were thinking we should just buy one and put it in the kitchen and see what people try and do it like yeah crying coffee beans it's a muddy shoving celery on top of it I really want one they yeah

the fact that you can't put a hard drive in it it's got thunderbolt man I just I'm a proper driver I honestly didn't it's so small you couldn't even fit one in yeah, so it's tiny like how big is it 9.9 inches high It basically if you put it next to the car basically this yeah if you put it next to the current Mac pro it comes up to the power button She's a craze really crazy. I think like leave it on your desk. Yeah, I think that's what the intent since all of the expansion is via I think like, leave it on your desk. It's almost like a portable, I think that's what the intent, since all of the expansion is via ports and plug-ins. Like, you should keep it on your desk.

See, I bought a Mac Pro to make the Slomer guys a few years ago, because I didn't have anything powerful enough to edit that footage. Yeah. And I had to leave it in England, because that thing is too big to put in a suitcase or anything, I don't want to ship it,

because it'd probably get trashed. But the new one, I could put it in carry-on. Yeah, it's crazy. That's cool. I saw a video on Reddit today of a guy loading an airplane of like all these boxes and he's like so bad at his job. He's just like throwing them and like, they're falling off the conveyor belt.

And he just doesn't carry like toss it in turns around. And then he stops and like looks as funny. But yeah, I can just eat that bad edge. I know. All I wish is, I wish Apple would take Final Cut Pro 7 and just rewrite it for 64 bit processors. That's a very weird request for it. They never will. They've got to start using Premiere.

I need to. I think a new version comes out today. Oh really? Yeah, I think they're dropping the numbered version. Like, you know, CS6 on the free site. They're getting too hot. Well, no, they're just not going gonna call it Adobe CC for Adobe Creative Cloud. Well, yeah, it's basically, like,

basically pay about 50 bucks a month, and then it accesses everything. I think it's 80. But still, I mean, that's, right, I mean, Final Cut Pro is, I mean, Final Cut Studio is what, $1,500 or so? Yeah. So, yeah, you're looking at,

that's how many months is that? That's at least a year and a half. So. And that's everything. You can get individual components cheaper if you want to. Like, if you want to. Like, we just do one thing. But I mean, I switched, God, nine months ago now, I think.

Well, the final cut. You want the final cut Pro very often, or you? Come on. You fucking even tilting me? No, I mean, you were doing the podcast. Where do you even do? But I mean, the podcast, you would cut on that, right? Yeah.

So I mean, that's pretty much all you were using it for, right? Yeah, and occasionally, if there was a gameplay video. Yeah. I don't know. It's been so long since I've used Premiere. What would, why are you hesitant to try Premiere again? Because I know it so well. Like, I know why.

Your hesitant to try Premiere, oh, because you know file cuts. I know file cuts pro back to the core. You had a general error today on Awe. You couldn't do Awe for like another four hours no that was that was your thing and I was wondering how to name it yeah it was the name burn yeah but yeah that it might be seven sucks we like it cuz we're familiar but it's yeah yeah just rewrite it just please just leave it all the exact same as

re-write it that's all we want like pay three guys to rewrite that code for you guys how long would that take you think to be fair It's the richest company on the planet, right? Yeah, they can spare a couple of dudes Yeah, billions in cash that's not the direction they want to take the company the direction is final cut X That prosumer bullshit. Yeah Did I was I was burned by that I was excited about final pro X like wow this could be a lot of fun And it's like I bought it day one, installed it, and it was like, what the fuck is this?

Do you know, I got that for free. Did you really? Yeah, because I was as excited as you. Yeah. I bought it. I was like, brilliant. It's come out, and then I was messing around. Within the first 20 minutes, my jaw was hanging open.

I was like, this is terrible. Yeah. And back then, it used to replace the old Final Cut. It used to hide, used to take it and then it moved into a folder. And it shit-tied. So you double click on an old fcp project and it would just be like how's this? So I was like I want to refund so I even though I was like this sucks I can't do any of the stuff that I want to do I need to refund so like okay I still have it they don't revoke it. Yeah, where can they even do that?

I don't think so. So I'm sure they will eventually but not currently and not only that it I don't even do that. I don't think so. I'm sure they will eventually, but not currently. Not only that, it acts in the store like I have got it. So I can now download it to every machine I have. In a state. Sure. Yeah.

I got it. The whole idea of the cloud person stuff, that's kind of cool, but yeah. But yeah, it's not good. I've got it too, just because every now and then I try it again. Like, okay, maybe I didn't give it a fair shake. I'm gonna launch it again. I've gone through, I think, four rounds of, I think I'm gonna launch it again. I've gone through, I think four rounds of,

I think I'm ready for it now. And I'll just, we'll just say the other day, Gus, like you gotta remind yourself why you hate things. Yeah. It's very gonna go back. Well, even if they made it like where they have like a classic option, where it's like,

you have Final Cut Pro X, but you hit a button and it kind of like reworks everything, where it's like, this is what you probably know. They're always to make it kind of like the old one, but it's a lot of steps and it's not really the same. So you have to remind yourself of grudges that you have. Would you ever meet someone that you didn't like, forget why you don't like them and be like, hey, and then you'd be like, let me check my notes on this.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just like, son of a bitch. Get out of my side. I don't really remember if I think of someone favorably or unfavorably, but it's like the specifics may become fuzzy. So when you see see me what do you think idiot I bet

God I mean you can hold a grudge what's like the longest grudge you've held right now like you don't just say it like who it is or what is this how long has it been the longest grudge I've held I still have a grudge against the town I grew up in I mean that was I moved there 29 years ago Jesus Fuck that place there was severe flooding there the other night like Friday night I think I like 15 inches of rain in one day there were like pictures of like decimation fucking houses falling over People crying and I was like good

Fuck that place I went in a ring 30 inches and it killed him all. Jesus Christ. You know, 30 years ago, there's probably like, maybe, how many per, what percent of like the people you know or that were involved with at Sidious Dog? It needs to be like wiped from the face of the earth. See, this is why nature fights you. Why squirrels, so shite you in the back.

The town wasn't there. All the wildlife could have the space Reclaim it calm is bullshit though. I think you'll find yeah, absolutely. I'm a good person. Do you believe in anything this mental? Do I believe in anything that's mental? Like you know how there's all the real crap when there's a bunch of other crap that I love what? You know how this all the real crap Yeah, you said that without a hint But then there's all that fake crap that a lot of people believe. Ghosts and astrology and...

Yeah, the fact that you can be one of the good will. Depending on what time you're born. Friends, I don't think I believe any of you. See, you're 100% just kind of starting... You don't believe in karma? I think so, no, not really. The karma is being... You're not spiritual.

I mean, I don't want to get into a religious discussion on the podcast, but I consider myself agnostic okay i think that there are things in the universe that we don't understand okay and that that that's definitely not approach explaining so not necessarily aliens or something like that or or it could be aliens it could be the higher power who knows open to not everything is explained i'm some on the same way where it's like this

universe is so fucking big the idea that we're the only Like you know intelligent species out there. That's kind of sad. You know, it's kind of like I want you like that's impossible Exactly. It's gotta be I think you can even describe the universe as big. I think that's really offensive Yeah, but I mean like the whole universe is it's it's it's did they say, like, didn't scientists find, like, that they found the edge of the universe at some point? And like, like, there was another universe, like, clashing into it or something. What are you about? There was some article. I think I read that article.

Yeah, it was on Reddit forever here, five months ago. Well, so this stuff coming back the other way. Like, basically, they were able to find the edge, and they found something like, overlapping it. That doesn't make sense. I forget how it worked. I didn't, you know, this is a lot of it. See, that universe needs the peaches from all universe. Open the gate, open the gate, open the gate.

It's so drunk. It doesn't know this. And are you wearing a apple? It's like, where am I? Open the black hole. I mean, I think you can only see so far. Like, you can only see as far as light has traveled. Yeah.

Oh, in like, what, six billion years? What's that I think? What's that I think? No, I think it's longer than that now. I think it would be a change. I think they could only see it to four billion years for a long time, and now they can see like six billion years. Oh, really?

It's cool to think that like, we're looking at stars, you know, we're looking at starlight that was however many years ago. Like, that's where it's finally getting to us now. This is like, that's fucking cool. you can actually see stars that when the light came from them earth didn't exist yeah so it's like the light moved from the star a bunch of crap happened earth became and then humans happen and then it went and just here

mental but yeah that that being said I definitely think there is something out there or at least I would hope there's something out there why do you hope just because it's sad if they afforded the effort the only sort of like and you know intelligent creatures that you know can look at the stars and read and recognize what they would be sadder

if every other alien species would be more sad every other alien species wanted to exterminate us that will be terrifying yeah i'm like i'm happy imagining that there's other things i think that i'm even more secure and happy knowing that nobody is fucking found. What if they came down and exterminated your old town?

I'd be like, yeah! Oh, what if they grew up on earth and they're like, fuck that place. I want to go to the place to flood and they come back and they flood it. All right, he's hypothetical for you. If you knew the world was gonna end, would you wanna be here for the world ending? Like, would you wanna knew the like if you know the world was at the end would you want to be

here for the world ending like what you want to live up to the point where the world ends now i would like to like a minute any species lands like okay we're fuck up your planet like what you want to experience that or would you just want to dine old man and not experienced now do it yet you will see it happen

and i think i don't know man it would be like a really mental rollercoaster fuck alright i was there at the end you know i want to tell you are there at the end nobody but it's like you know i can't believe this is happening this is awesome jack should be

you and Joel in a phone crew jack basically my decisions are like the cardboard wood cut out that he has in woodrose it's like yeah i was there i did all the beers i was there at the last minute i was like what's the credits all the way through in the fucking world i got the six billion deaths and all I got was this lousy plan

Do you think you senders talking to each other? Yeah, do you think it an alien? Could chuck a giant bucket of water on earth Imagine like a breaking down. There's no grabby. gravity that means that there's no gravity so all the world go around the earth but what is like a live action gavin or google right here but like how high could you flood the earth before it doesn't not me what?

all right let's google how high before it doesn't before the water doesn't go on it okay so you're saying you have the Earth, you're the same sphere of water in that field. Say you flood the Earth with half the volume of the Earth, right? It would go around the Earth, it'd be like a big ocean, cover up all the land. How long can you keep doing that until the water was just like naam off and just like flutters?

Alright Noah's flood. When did this area come more and more dense and just grow? Would it? It's all about Noah. It's actually about Noah. It's actually an interesting question. Do you ever see that big point? Does it break Earth's gravity and go into the space?

What was that? Astronaut's name, Chris Hadfield or something. Did you ever see that video of him ringing out a wet paper towel? No. It was really cool. And basically, what you would think would happen is you're ringing out and all the globules just float away, agency. But he does it and all the water just kind of like floats out of it and sticks to it and sticks to all his hands And he has all of the water ringed out but still around it. I imagine the earth would do that to a certain point interesting

That was that that started as a really stupid question, but it actually ended up fairly interesting. Yeah Think about that the first time for everything it up fairly interesting. Think about that. The first time for everything. What would happen if you destroyed the Panama Canal? That's what I've always wondered. Why did you destroyed the Panama Canal? So the Panama Canal, it separates the Atlantic Ocean and the Pacific Ocean,

but they're radically different heights, like the Atlantic Ocean. What are one and higher than the other? Okay. And it's separated by a series of dams. So you're saying break the dams? Yes, and that's quite why you made it. You made a whole crossing there. What would happen? break the dams? Yeah, you just straight made it. I love it. Made it, you know, a whole crossing there. What would happen?

What was that before? Land. Land. It was all land. So you're just saying. You don't know this? No, I don't know anything about it. There was like over 100 years ago.

Why did I do it? To let ships pass. Because before they asked you have to sail around the tip of South America. Yeah. It was a convenience thing. Yeah, so they figured they made that. That must have been the biggest shortcut ever. Yeah, it saved you months.

Wow, that's incredible. People are smart. I believe now that the Chinese, like I think there's a private Chinese company that's building a bigger version of it, like right next to it. Oh really? Because you have to pay a lot of money

to use the Panama Canal. Because they know this like, they know you're fucked if you don't pay it. So this private company's building a bigger one to accommodate bigger ships so they can collect tolls. And like, wow, compete with the Panama Canal. I mean, what would happen? That's like, I mean, would it just flood

until it evened out? Like, I mean, I mean, or would it never just consistently just keep flowing? I don't know. That's weird. I really wanna, I think, I think about this, I think that, I don't think it would keep flowing. I really want to think about this. I don't think it would keep flowing because the Pacific and the Atlantic already meet at the tip of South America.

But that's so many, how many thousand miles away? Yeah, but it's still too giant, but there's a difference in height. There's a difference in height. Yeah, it's higher at one end than the other. I don't know. That always wondered that. what were to happen if they were to you know the story that any panamokan al-Engineers listening to the podcast

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he's just like uh... last night is just like that i think we're still uh... I'm just like, oh, and the last second is just like, nah. Oh, my fingers are lit. Oops. Is this Vladimir Putin? Is your refrigerator running? So I feel like that whole story about Vladimir Putin

stealing the Super Bowl ring came back up again this past weekend. But that's old news. Oh, it is. We talked about it years ago on the podcast. The owner of Patriots. The Patriots. Robert Kraut. When it first happened, we talked about it on the podcast. Oh, really? And this was like four years ago, I podcast owner of the patriots of patriots rubber crap when it first happened we talked about it on the podcast

uh... for some but this is like four years ago i want to say i think uh... i think rubber crap brought it up again or something and like like that in the new like and now they're like releasing official statements like it was a gift but i just like the way i heard on the radio today was like the uh...

the conversation was just like here check out my ring in black and the excited like i could kill a man with this the uh... the conversation was just like here check out my ring and live your putin looks at his like i could kill the man with this and then he puts in his pocket walks away that's so funny to me what do you do that yeah uh... uh... please don't steal my ring by the minute

apparently don't kill me with it if they messed up the panamok now just float like Niagara Falls forever okay forever well according according to twitter according to three people on twitter we need a structural engineer i have a idea to just flow like a river have you ever wanted to go in the dead sea

that that that that the that's the salt water see right yeah i think all the season salt water see well but no one that's like super dead i think the reason is that is because it's below sea level. Really? Yeah, it's like sunken down to the point where the water is different and you float on it. The water? The water? The true?

I don't know. But you did just say it. Do you ever wish you could trace the source of information? Because over your life you get information from people you think are reliable when you're a kid. It's like, oh, it's like a giant game. And then you realize that you know all the dinosaurs have feathers and they didn't know anything yeah I wish you could

trace the source to actually what happened in your brain hmm interesting like we're talking to Brandon earlier about the animated adventure with the magnets and compasses yeah compasses and he said that you know it's the same thing someone told him that there was a giant mineral deposit yeah the compasses. And he said that, you know, it's the same thing. Someone told him that there was a giant mineral deposit. Yeah. The compasses point that way. And there's just like something that he had been told once. It was like misinformation.

You can go back and smack the person that's made you wrong for so long. Yeah. This made you look like an idiot on a wonderfully animated cartoon. Thank you. When I was doing research for that to like confirm that he was wrong about the the mineral deposit firm that he was incorrect.

I would type in like mineral deposit, South Magnetic Polar or something, and all the websites that were on Brandon's side were like really old from like totally like the mid 90s. Like you could tell just by like their website designs. This is old information. It's not crap. You could use a city's account. So we haven't talked about RTAAA 100 since you've been away. Oh yeah.

So how long? Because I didn't know you were doing that. I just came up to you when I was here. You were like, record these lines, and I know that people recorded lines as long as like eight months before. Yeah. For that video. So when I saw it playing, I was like, I was watching it for a while. I was like, wow, this is stupid.

How long is this? That must take ages. Yeah, and I had counted wrong, and when it was supposed to come out, I was in my head. I did it, and it was like, oh, it's coming out June 19th. I got plenty of time. And then before Memorial Day, I did it again. I was like, oh, it's coming out June 5th.

Oh, then it was just like total scramble on it. So I was working up on it pretty much until it came out. Did you have some late nights? Yeah. One night, the final night I didn't go to sleep at all. Yeah, it came out late in the afternoon that day. Yeah. It was a post this morning.

Yeah, I think it was a lot. I really liked it. I actually, it's weird to see them, like, not from the podcast and actually scripted. I love it so much though I could it made me realize I could absolutely watch a 20 minute cartoon in that style We like you would start a workout before you officially worked here Yeah, I like it because it's stuff. Yeah, it's filmed back in November. Yeah, that's where I reported Shannon and Jeff So good in that like I was like who the fuck is that like go voice actors awesome

Yeah, and I was like oh, Shannon. I was okay. It makes sense. It's great. I messed it on my face because I was like you're the best girl But I remember Then you shoot in the live action pub because that was back when you were still in the office and you haven't been in that for ages Yeah, we actually had to reshoot it Recently, but it didn't turn out as well as the first time. So I just used the old stuff. Yeah, we had to like, in that original one, the Jordan shot,

Jordan's never filmed anything before. So I said the camera up and I was like, here, go for it. And I was like, it was so zoomed in. Oh, no, you haven't tried it. We didn't use the tripod. We ended up using one when we reshot it, but it didn't look as good. Why didn't it look as good? It was just like, the shots weren't the same. It was inside use the tripod. We ended up using one when we reshot it, but it didn't look as good So why didn't it look as good? It was just like the shots weren't the same. It was instead of the same so and the room was darker for some reason. I don't know why time of year. Yeah

Time of day. You know like it was it was winter back then the days end earlier the send us a rise is high now It's more summer-ish You know I'm talking about when you're coming. Yeah, I just looking at that. Have we guys talked about game of Thrones at all? No, we've been threatening to do like a spoiler cast. I would like to be on that So I some thoughts I've been listening to the books. I'm About a quarter of the way through clashing Right now the audio books. It's like so different from the show like, you know what we have I've never been an audio but where the actual actors from the show do it

I don't know that I would do that be cool I can't I can't listen to audio but where the voice is a different yeah the voice that's that's the most disconcerning thing about the books is because like you're in like a tiny like a yeah he sounds like a leprechaun or something the book I think it was Holly that was telling me I can't do it I think it was Holly that was telling me I can't do it. That was a question.

I think it was Holly that was telling me that the guy who reads, who narrates the audio books, is the guy who played the pyromance here. Oh yeah. Oh really? Yeah, in Game of Thrones, it was a PC show. Yeah, and what is a pyromance? He's the guy who makes all the.

The wildfire for Syrian? First, or same thing. You know, all the things they throw in the ship in the season two. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. So can you do any accent that's not yours? No.

I'm terrible. I can't do voices. I can't do accents. I can barely do this voice. That's why, like, Simm in there is... Everything I do is just like... What voice did you do that wasn't like Simm in what? You're in Panics, right? Yeah, but it's just me. Yeah, but it wasn't it more Panic.

Probably. I remember a Supreme Surrender. surrender you were in that weren't you yeah, you can tell that's his voice a little bit more robotic yeah, we just put a film together a little bit more voice acting than the usual supreme surrender was really funny yeah that was that was before I worked here I worked on that project oh you did yeah, I pitched that idea because we I was running for your company that was doing the Xbox version of Supreme Commander. And so I was like, I know all these Roostereed guys do this really cool stuff. We should do some with them.

And we really did work with Joe actually put the majority of that together. Yeah. And Nathan was in it too, wasn't he? Yeah, it was Nathan. He was a big Joe. And for us, do you think they kept ruining him? I would not have. I would not have.

How many about audience have seen Supreme story? Ic supreme story that it was i definitely recommend it i think you know once i want to go back and see it that we've been talking about it like for what we did for what jolpold off of that game i mean that game was an xbox game that had a lot of issues but he was able to manipulate in such a way to make it work for you to clarify it's like you only have this view like it's like a top-down game it's hard to like it's yes close in on character Was it meant to be a much more zoomed-down?

Yeah, like we try to get in. That's what we think we're so blocking the exposure It's kind of like nothing disappears. It's like I think even the way that was filmed like that's way closer You can get into the retail. Yeah, we had a modified we are we had a dev kit Xbox So we like actually zoom in really close like explains how that looks Yeah, so like the like the the characters weren't meant to be that close ever, and we played the game, you're like way the hell zoomed out, and then you actually like, you could get in

kinda close, but you know. You're just imagine in our T.S. game where you're controlling like many, many units. Yeah, you're just selecting one. You're just selecting one. And like the small was two characters we get to, because there's three different like races, and so we had two of them, and then the other one

was like the Surrenderbot or whatever. And so it was like these giant creatures, and the super fucking giant creatures. Anyway, it was a fun series. And that was like one of the first projects I worked on. What year was that? God, that was the old office.

Oh wait, was it away? Some like seven maybe. So when do you consider yourself starting a real estate? Was it actually, do you consider the beginning of achievement hunter? Achievement hunter, I was working here before achievement hunter.

But really, I say, oh, nine is what I want full time. That was sort of what I started. I'd forgotten about this till the other day, but we'd collaborated pretty heavily before. We have a word together in that you were the commissioner of Griff Bull for a while. But you would also select the highlights for me. Yeah, yeah, that's right.

So you would provide the highlights and I would edit them and then go and grip board Okay, so we actually worked together before we ever worked you got a Christ and that was ages ago That was oh seven. Oh no, oh wait We invented grip bo in 2007 I remember I went on the show up in the office like a week after a grip ball existed Yeah, and it was like when it was still like that shitty little wall Where you could just jump over it if you wanted to the foundry will which we built in like to yeah, and then everyone got flooded It's like oh you need to make it like Bernie explained it to me

You were there and Bernie explained it to me He's like oh, yeah, it's basically like rugby where you have to grab the ball and score in your opponent's team I like okay, cool. He hand me the controller. I just walked forward grab the ball and it's from rants right in the score And I was like oh, this is easy. Yeah, it's usually not that easy and Then I got really into it. and that was a lot of fun. I like, I'm terrible at shooting when it comes to the first person shooting. Which is, you know, what, the third of the whole name. So you're bad at first person shooting?

Are you good at being person? Yeah, I'm good at person, and I'm good at first. I'm good at shooting, and I'm terrible at. You get to the app and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, and the app, the ass can't stop but uh... and so like that like i like you know hammering in like using the sword and everything like i have pretty good at that so when it actually came to uh...

playing group blogger pretty good at it for a while there and then there was i think one of my favorite moments in my whole video game career was right after we made gryffpool because that was one game where boney was pitching into bungee so we had four guys from bungee all had the flaming helmets which nobody else could get the time and that was when I was the best person in the world at Grifold so I'd be like ducking and I'd be like slumber my hammer down and like grabbing the ball and like flinging over them and I actually heard a dude at

bungee in the proximity go how does he do that they're getting really frustrated with me I'm good at this and then Andrew Pantin came along and flowers came along and he blew me away guys a robot yeah the hammer jump I remember guys are robot. Yeah, the hammer jump. I remember like, if you could figure out the hammer jump, that was the shit. I remember like early pioneering efforts for that. Like, it's just gonna work, can you even do this?

Like, yeah. The hammer jump, like the Manhattan Project, like, I have to like, drawing diagrams, like, well, if we all hit our hammer, we hit our someone jumps and we hit the apex. We had to hit the launch, we get three people back and like, maybe made like a perfect little triangle and had the guy jump at the right time and then everyone hammered his own saline.

I think we all knew more about the range of the hammer swing than the people who worked in the game. You got that thing down to a science and be like wait for it. Wait. Damn. Yeah, we should jump back into like, I know a three-grip ball. Why haven't we done a Grip Bull Let's play? We absolutely should do that.

We should just go online and just take on the nation. You know, Gus, people have been asking for a Achima Grip Bull Let's Play? We absolutely should do that. We should just go online and just take on the nation. You know, Gus, people have been asking for a Chief 100 versus podcast Let's Play. To do it, we should do that sometime. I've run out of podcasts, I suppose. I need to film some more. I'm looking at the equipment over there. I absolutely need to film some more podcasts.

I just went to RTX to have a head time. Maybe after RTX, we can do something like that. Maybe that at RTX. We can have someone set one up to use and you have the baller with the setup when you can just come in and do it. Cut it. I guess what Y'all would do it if it's true.

So I'm actually talking about doing a let's play. I saw on a Reddit where they're saying like doing a sheet monitor versus the podcast let's play, record them separately, and then release them separately. So we'd have our let's play of us yelling at each other and then you guys have yours, but it's the same game. I can be kind of cool. That'd be interesting. It's really fun to see stuff happening

from two point of views. And that's very clear, and even though it's a split screen, in this week's GTA, let's play. Oh, Jesus. Ryan edited that one, he did a really good job of it. He did a lot of different things. Because so much is happening at the same time, seeing stuff from the different angles is really fun.

I don't really like the three view one, where all you guys are on the bridge, and you see the same event from three same event. Yeah, it's funny. It's really funny right now a lot of let's players on YouTube are all going back to Grand The Fato. Like you see like these trends where like suddenly you see like scene anters and like gassy Mexican like playing these games or like oh shit like everyone seems to figure out like oh yeah Grand The Fato 5's coming out. We should jump back in the Grand the thought of four and someone today was

showing me a gift from the video today where Ryan goes over a hill does a front flip on a bike runs over a different bike hits the car and just goes center street I was like this game is amazing yeah well this is the one where I rounded a corner on a motorcycle and like Ryan took a shortcut and it's somehow like popped out like lands on my motorcycle just like Jesus Christ man that game is so much more gta mullipa never actually to play

because i i got all i never had a playstation so i played the original grand the third three in vice-city and sanandris on the pc okay and i was multi-player mods it would be called mta oh yeah i used to play crap at mta with all the guys but from the original reber's blue side

japh and people like that god i forgot about mta with all the guys but from the original reverse blue side of the jar from people at that god i forgot about mta it was really fun like that we are like bf injection races around the stuff the time but yeah that for that we have to be funny to think back about these games that came out like

as gaming on the internet was like becoming standardized like these very popular games that don't have any of those modes. They get added in afterwards, via mods and fan support. Like even the original Halo on the Xbox, you know, there's no Xbox Live. You can play online with Xbox Connect and you'd find random people, and there's laggy shit in the work ride, of course,

but you were just so desperate for that multiplayer experience. You were going to put up with that. What was your first big FPS multiplayer experience you were going to put up with that. What was your first like big like FPS multiplayer experience you ever had first big FPS multiplayer experience? I mean on land stuff doom. Yeah, I remember there was a dial up thing called the app C-Dume a PCI Doom. They could dial up an old fake an IPX network. And so you do like dial up, you know, over your 2400 mod modem do four player doom or do you just set a bunch of shit that I don't know what you know, of your 2400 bod modem, do four-player doom or do you just have a bunch of shit that I don't know. What's the bot? It's like the way you measure the speed of a modem. So it's like it was like 24 bod. It was bits per second. So you did it 2400 was like the bot, well that was in the bottom, but that was really low. And then I remember when 14.4 KBPS modems came out, that was, you know, anyway. Paul must have been in the

You should watch hackers on a 2400 modem, which is when I first viewed the internet That's what I had it took a minute to download 10k So you talk about porn like I have on to download like a 50 kilobyte JPEG to jack off to later Which would be like this big. Yeah, it's like five minutes Oh my god, what image to download so every click was a gamut and you didn't know because you can see the images It's all text you like the description for this one sounds good Initiate a Z modem transfer and we'll find out So it would ever be like I'm gonna go prepare. We'll never be like that. Hey, good. Nice good. I tits dick

The way I downloaded my couldn't see them till they were done, okay, but yeah, I guess Man you could now i was a little bit of goldmage that i'm in the first time i played um... quake on a cable modem like blew my fucking mind of the sixteen player quake i'm really happy for the time that i was born i was born into a time that game still look shit that they were good yeah and stuff with like

super into the super mario was what you're you're what 25 oh yeah that's okay so when you were when you were in school you saw the issue where it was like you were that halo nerd and like it wasn't cool to play video games right oh yeah yeah see that big time it wasn't cool to be on the internet I used to sometimes sign on to the reverse blue dot com forums but I wouldn't let anyone know but instead of people who don't know i'm i do stuff on the internet i know for me i'm sure i'm sure for us like growing up like

if you play video games in middle school or high school you were a fucking nerd yeah and i was like wow you know you don't do that anymore and it's like now if you don't play video games like oh now you're a fucking weirdo that you don't play i remember the day i crossed the line because there was a time where I was not really internetty and I would do stuff like hang out with cool people and stuff like that. And then they kind of took the drugs and I was like well I'm not gonna do that.

And then Rev. Blue came out and was like well I do like that. So I made a conscious decision to be like okay I guess I'm done with the cool people. It's been a bit of a blu, it's been a bit of a drug. They kept me away from the smack. I remember the first time I thought to download porn on the internet was because of a news week article. Like my family used to get news week back then. And I remember what was news week. It's like a weekly news magazine.

A magazine? The internet doesn't matter. And like I remember I was reading it there's an article about porn on the internet this was like in ninety four oh my god ninety three maybe and i was like that was three and there was a screenshot of like ncsa mosaic like looking at like porn and you could see the address bar and i was like

uh... oh my god i can't look at this so i went to my computer and dialed up to the internet and typed in the address that was in Newsweek and I was like, holy shit, that image, I haven't now. I haven't. They didn't know the block out the address. No one really, like it was like a weird time with the internet was probably earlier than that then. It might have been,

but it was still a web browser. It was really fun. It might really have that clip of those news anchors who are reading that web address. Should you remember that one?hmm. Oh, the guy that trouble forcing whether like what what is internet? Yeah, I mean WWW and then like an a but like a circle a and they're like they're really good. Oh the Tade Show Yeah, I know that like they asked someone else like what is internet? Do you know what is this and then the woman is like I think what you can do is that you send in for me, but then you could get information,

and they were like blown away by, I was like, wow, I can't even imagine what that word must have been like. Well, it's just so crazy. I mean, even my nephew, who's like a year and a half old, I can hand in my iPhone and he can unlock my iPhone. Yeah. And it's like, he doesn't know how to do,

you know what I'm saying? He still fights everything. He still pisses himself. Exactly, but he's like, oh, iPhone. The thing is, he can take, like my sister's iPhone, unlock it, get to his games and start playing. Is that the sign of like ultimate usability? I know, your kid is easy to use.

That's someone who like, is incontinent. I went to the New Year. I went to the Sea Manor Steel, and I was sitting next to like kid and he was probably four. He was on his own iPhone. What I assumed could have been his own iPhone. He was on playing games and searching and navigating it perfectly going from one app to another.

If I was four back in my time, I wouldn't know what the fuck to do with that. You use an iPhone better than my mom does. Yeah, exactly. What's going on? The thing I never understood is, before phones and texting and mobile phones, if you arrange to meet someone somewhere and they didn't show up, what did you do? You called their house, and you're out there from a pay phone? You go to a pay phone and call their house. I saw a call on an airport recently, and I saw someone on it.

I was like, wow, someone's on a payphone. I'm actually now at the point where I freak out when someone calls me. It messes me so easy. If I was to receive a call from you, I'd be like, Jesus, what's wrong? He must be dust. Hello? He's wrong, guys. You slept down the well. I freaked out today. I was working ahead my headphones on and I'm like working on spreadsheets and stuff. And the phone on my desk rag and I did the Where like I turn at least I slow What the fuck and I look at it and I'm like it's ringing like the lights flashing. I'm like

This is not drill. This is not sure if I like how to reason the I was like so freaked out and it was it was someone you know to the story later but it's like a mutual friend of ours and like eric it was so fucking weird paying a payphones i used to this thing uh... back when i lived in california i would go to disneyland all the time

i would they have all these payphones all around disneyland and they have a lot of cost in india india india india india and they have payphones and uh... they have the the cost in in no in Disneyland in Disneyland have a phones and They have the number posted on the phone so that you can call it So I used to do this thing where I would like post the number on Twitter and be like I'll be standing here for five minutes Call this number and I Call on stop Katie called me one time from Australia, which was weird Gus called me one time Do you remember yeah, you're just like it's ghosts? It's a walking my dog

You wouldn't even at home, you just hour. That was like around, you know this, I like that little park in front of my house. It's a car. It's busy hiding from your neighbor. It was right by the tree where I hide from my neighbor. So you stole Man of Steel? Yeah.

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I was like, this just really makes me want to see a Dragon Ball Z movie. So did you both, you see it? I've seen it. Did you see it? I've not seen it. I'm not gonna ruin anything You know the stuff. Well, you know the stuff we have on earth That film could have been should have been called Superman Smashes all the stuff He is so much collateral damage. He trashes everything in the whole place of blitry so the point where it's like It bothers me Would it's like it bothers me Would it be like better if Superman died?

So it would have been at the end there like Thanks, but What have you turned to our planet not only is it his fault that all this happened? He destroyed everything I would be super pissed it was like super piss It would be like the sequel Superman superman Superman fixes buildings yeah the movie it was meant visually a fantastic looking yeah it looks great it looks so good yeah it's actually the excited director yeah yeah yeah they even had the light this is madness yeah I found it really yeah I was expecting a lot of this to come

in the dick Man The last Superman movie was so terrible it turned me off Brennan Rooster of Ralph It's better than the Bryan Cena movie I love Bryan Cena I think that's an X-Men 3 for that right? I think everyone remembers that movie the same way They remember the first bit where he catches the plane

And then remember the bullet deflecting off the eye And the rest of it is kind of just a mucky blur of that story. He was like, building islands and then he drove in the streets of the Gels. And then he did it on a big scale and he was like. And Kumar was there. Like Kumar was a villain who didn't say anything.

From Helden Kumar. Remember that? He was like one of, he was one of Lex Luthur's henchmen. Oh, he was. Yeah. And they do that thing. We're like the things collapsing at the end. And they run like directly underneath it instead of away from it. They were like, the premieres, the premieres. Yeah, like they do that thing were like the things collapsing at the end and they run like directly like underneath it instead of a way from it

They're like the premieres of it. Yeah, I didn't do it every fucking It's the least like a Superman movie of all the So good JJ was trying to an alien movie JJ was trying to defend it earlier I said I'm sick of superman some sick of seeing fucking origin stories. He was no, no, no It's like it's more like star check. He was a plus they spent like 30 minutes on cryptos. They begin a movie I go that's a fucking origin story. It's been 30, it's been a fucking quarter of the movie and fucking his home planet, it's origin. That was one of the surprising things about it because in the original Superman movie,

it's just, you know, you see like a wide of the planet and then you see everyone with the weirdly bright clothes and then it's over and they shoot the baby. But you actually see what the planet was like in this movie. Yeah. And it was interesting because I didn't expect that. Well Russell Crowe's like a big part of it, right? He is He's in Jarell. Yeah, he's Jarell. He's Jarell And so and I guess like I guess like the like the S actually isn't an S. It's like a symbol. Yeah It's like the family. It's like the cougilams. It means hope. Okay, so what yeah, but the whole story I have a cool idea the whole story is different and they also

Validated a bunch of stuff. I always thought was done about Superman like what give me a suit. What where does he get a suit? I don't know the fucking Taylor. Yeah, but the thing in this movie the suit the suit was from Krypton They're not they wrap them in it in like as a baby they wrap them in it Well, that's the best in the also remember that's what they did right? Or they are they're from the cape. Yeah, I guess not what they did, so it's from the point. The cape, yeah. I guess I saw a version of Superman where they just made it like a costume. Yeah? Which was done.

But anyway, the idea behind the suit is that it's something you wear under the armor. Oh, OK. So Superman is basically... So he's just a dude, where he's like the zero suit. He's wearing the under suit of Big Beefy armor that they wear on Krypton. So on Krypton, did he leave Krypton as a baby or as an adult? Yeah. So how do they they fuck if they know his size well it's maybe it's super nylon

well i mean i imagine they make it out of some fabric they're just to his beefy impeccable body a guy at a bod how is it in re kivill was that his name kivill yeah he's an english fellow yeah the first english bloke to play superman since the baby in the original Superman movie. Under the Superman curse is dead, died at age 14. Oh, wow, yeah, sov'n abuse. Jesus Christ.

George Rieck has been a bridge. Yeah, I think he huffed a bunch of glue or something and died. Wow, that's a super after all. Not so super after all. That's unfortunate. So he's British. I don't like super happy British. Well, is it every every every superhero is

a British I don't care about spider-man superman They're like super heroes are now becoming British superman's American. Yeah, they're either British or In the store you don't have passion bales what Australian or he's Welsh. He's British. What is British? He's British. He's Welsh. He's from Batman's British. Superman's British. Spider-Man's British. It turns out that English people can do very good American accents. Isn't what sound is it? Oh, it wasn't until I was just going to sound really stupid and ignorant of me.

It wasn't until Tinkertill or Soldier Spy that it clicked on me that Gary Olden's, uh, not American. Oh, really? He's a Brit. Yeah. So Commissioner Gordon is also British. Yeah. I was watching Tinkert also British. Yeah, I got to watch it take until the soldier pie I know it's like his accent's really good

I was doing what I'm doing was like oh holy shit. Yeah, you want to show like the wire string of bells and Brit Yeah, the bloody Magnolte's the middle to the brisk Dominic West. Well, they're all brits We're taking over Gamer thrones don't give me star But man on a Vegas. That was fun. Where'd you stay? I stayed at the Aria actually So I didn't tell you this the last time I was at Vegas. I was playing Crap's at the Aria I wasn't staying there. I was staying somewhere else

No, no, I was staying there. I was staying at the Aria. It was when I went for NAB Okay, I was playing Crap's at the Aria and I kept thinking that someone I could hear someone yelling my name. I was looking around and I realized that one of the dealers at the other Crap's tables was calling me. I walked over and I was talking with him and he said, yeah, were you here a couple months ago? I saw you and I had been there. We were there for D... for dice okay he was yeah i thought i saw you and uh... i thought i saw barbrough to and i was like yeah she was here is like oh man it's awesome that yeah we're

we're perhaps here in the time we're in Vegas that's cool i i i love crafts so much is so much fun i talk to you to play crafts so it's always fun introducing someone be like okay this is how you do it and work your way into it and then you know we we actually went out to the, like, the Fremont, the old Vegas, which is like the Super ghetto of Vegas. And it was all, actually, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there club ever and anyway, and like, did you go to Glitter Gulch? No, we didn't.

We walked past it. They have like Bitskisino. They have Bitskisino at the end. You know, remember back to Future Part 2? Like Bif lives in that casino, like the thing? They filmed that in Vegas and it's the end of Fremont Street. It's like the sort of rounded thing, but anyway. Gulch.

So anyway, I want to tell you on the flight back, I had a travel story that I think you'd appreciate. So no one died. I would fly back. I'll be flew back Southwest. Oh, so nonstop? Nonstop. Well, there's only one.

Are there American flights? Does American flights nonstop? No, oh well, US airways did. So I guess now, can we American do it? If you had a patent where every flight you took, someone died on it, you keep flying sure? Really my fault. It's not yeah, it's not me is it yeah I'm not if I like if I was forced to kill somebody every flight and no I would not fly but what if say you got first class for killing someone

Oh Like every like no every flight they're like someone's duct tape to a chair and they're like just stab him and The flights free and you get first class Well, see me if it was like that. I don't know it would have been mask over the head You don't even see it. Yeah, well my Like okay, we're gonna put a mask in here. You're starting to like this Don't stop until we tell you but say you would trying to ruin the pan you you You kept flying to be like it's a coincidence shit someone died again So you fly guys like got some died again and it happened ten times would you keep flying?

Yeah, you really would yeah, why not? It's because the people are dying because I gotta I gotta go and come in. There's just coincidence It just happened I happen to be on flights of people that all right What if you were about to get on the flight the 11th flight? But then you didn't and then nobody died on that flight how would i know you would check the manifest that's what they for this would be curious i guess so if i had to find on ten flights in a row

and someone died every single flight that then i might be curious you began on to the plane is like you might want to get a body that was what you would bring your own board, and then you get up and leave. Yeah. I was looking around the terminal, like, who's it going to be out there? But no, so we were boarding Southwest. In Southwest, they don't have assigned seats, right? They have a cattle call reason.

That's why you line up the bus. In the airport under the seat number, yeah. Yeah, I do that. And so we get on, in about the seventh or eighth row, there's a woman sitting in the aisle, and there's two empty seats. So Katie and I, we sat down in the two seats and we're sitting there and um... the plane's pretty much loaded

and the woman next to us like or the woman the aisle she like calls the the flight attendance whatever they're talking i'm not really paying attention and they like bring her a trash bag that's like that's weird okay and then she does the like grabs the trash bag hooo it's our just the ground violently vomiting into the track like like like i mean like you haven't even taken off it and taken off it

like stereotypical vomiting and this is an older woman this isn't like a party or anything like that this is like a teacher looking woman and this is like oh god and you have that sort of smell of it you know and you're in that in trapped room and uh... the smell of vomit is enough to me yeah and some sitting there like oh god and so she just starts bombing like crazy gets up you're i got in the i get slowed out of your me to

just be very not detailed alright so then she gets up he goes to the restroom like the play she sits back down that she's like in a doing that heavy breathing and all of the warning at all no no and so it's like so the flight is like are you okay to fly are you okay to fly and it's like oh no and so she's like yes i'm okay to fly she'd actually coming from Seattle so she was flying Seattle to Vegas to Austin so she was

like she'd sat on the plane when it unloaded and reloaded so she hadn't left the plane i get somewhere in that jump between Seattle and Vegas she got sick and so and so she's like you know she feels really bad. I feel terrible for her, but still it's like, oh God, and you had a whole flight, like the two hour flight, just like, you know, she's like, has her hand on the trash bag and like went to the bathroom probably eight, nine times. And I will say she powered through it though

and made it through the flight, but it was like, what are the odds of me sitting down next to it? And it was like, the woman throwing up and then like, four rows back is a screaming baby. It was like the worst flight ever. The last time I flew to Vegas, probably about 45 minutes before landing. I was sitting kind of up, it was the southwest flight as well. I was sitting kind of close to the front like row 8 or so. Two Vegas or from Vegas. This was two Vegas. Okay. I was sitting in like row 8 or so and like I said about 45 minutes

till the end of the flight. I could see that flight attendants were collecting up at the bulkhead. Like I was sitting on the left side of the plane up on the right side of the plane at the bulkhead. There's like three flight attendants standing there. I'm like, that's kind of weird. Like that's not good. And then like one of them leaves and comes back and she's wearing gloves and she has gloves for the other ones. So they're all like putting gloves on. I'm like, oh shit, like what's going on up there? And... Jack on the plane?

Yeah, like one of them leaves and it comes back. She's got like something in her hand. I can't see. I'm like, was it baby or something? I don't know, like, oh shit. Like, so she's going under being really cool about it. Like they're trying to be like very nonchalant. And then we finally land.

And I walk up and I look like right there in that area. And the whole wall is just covered in vomit. Like all around the window, like all dripping down, like everywhere and there's like a flight attendant there with the gloves on, like scrubbing the wall. I'm like, man, it was nasty. It was just like dark brown and clotted and just like sliding all down the wall. How do you do that without popping? But the setting about that is,

like, I think how many times I know I've flown on planes and I always get the window seat because I'm a bigger guy and I can flatten up against that window and I usually just pass out. This is my face has been resting, where you know, I'm sure at some point over the course of the multiple years,

I mean those planes are 20 years old. Sometimes it's not. So much thrown up on them. Yeah, some of them still have the last straight thing you can see. Back when they thought, you know, a plane or a plane was a good thing. A plane. You have to get a plane to light a cigarette.

That less one person light a cigarette at the beginning of the flight. That's keeping it alive. You're passing it. But you have to keep smoking as long as that's someone as a cigarette. And the guy who started is ready for a second one and he's like hurry up get it back down the front. Yeah so anyway my my travel experiences lately have not been fun so yeah yeah in an incredibly violently sick woman so well luckily you have a really long flight

for PAX Australia. Yeah so they announced the hand-to-be party yeah it is PAX Australia yeah I don't know how that's going it you burning in myself you gotta go drinking. That was a cool little card It's a hand-to-be party in New York, Australia. Yeah. I don't know how that's going. You're Bernie and myself, you've got to go drinking. That was a cool little card they made for it. It was very inspired by hand-to-be. I got pretty gut today when we had a meeting and Barbara said that we're not meant to drink too much in RTX.

That really disappointed me. You can drink, just be functional. Not to excess. What do I have to do that requires function? Sign stuff. Can you hold them as long as you can hold a pen in your hand and probably stand maybe even just sit and not just fall out of your share. You should be okay to go. Because we have the achievement area. We're like so the achievement area. Can we

talk about this? Like as far as like the signing stuff? Yes. Okay, so the the signing stuff we've got multiple signing areas, and there will be an achievement hunter area, which is gonna be the six of us. So the six sort of main achievement hunters will have like a wall where we're all gonna be signing our stuff. So if you wanna get any of us, you have to go through a line and get

to all the achievement hunter guys. So we're all gonna be in that area. So there's gonna be a bunch of games and stuff. Yeah, we're all gonna also get a lot of games there as well. For a similar RTX last year, if you came last year. But bigger. But much bigger Some cool games still working on exactly final details and stuff, but it's gonna be very very bad ass

But yeah, we'll have an achievement our area that'll be you know it'll be myself Jeff Gavin Michael Ryan and Ray Like all in a row so you can get all of us in a row So it's gonna be fun. I'm excited about my first RTX. Oh, that's right. You skipped that one. Yeah, you better think that we have. We have a press release coming out soon with a bunch of information about specific exhibitors. And- Oh, Lindsey, sorry. And special guests and programming

that we will have at the event. So we've been very excited about it, but yeah, it'll be like this week. So what has been out these? We've been very vague week so what has been out these we've been very vague about it can we talk about the thing that got tweeted by some other company i don't know if we've officially no you can talk about that there's an rt animated ventures panel sunday at four o'clock

there's a she's a she might have been a smugus and burning she might have been a month saturday ten a missy to early i have to get up signing with a.m. on Saturday. I told her not to get drunk. No Sunday. I'm signing 10 a.m. on Sunday with. Oh, that's rough. Yeah. We're probably gonna do a live let's play of some. Yeah, we're probably gonna play GTA or Minecraft or something. Let's play on the on the stage. We've really needed a game that just shit's gold though. I think minecraft is shit a lot of gold for us make sure Are you gonna get Xboxes? Yes, okay?

We're the first time hearing about this That's the logistics I always force Rina already had oh you're doing on center stage. Oh, yeah, I've done center stage. Yeah Yeah, yeah, okay. I thought this is like in a panel room or something I think my mind come on your let's place on Friday, isn't it? Is it're let's place on Friday. I should look at the schedule. Yeah. Do we have the stage schedule yet? Yeah. Oh, it's on Friday.

I know. Well, the esports arena stage is. Center stage. Is that what's called? You just center stage now? OK. So it's on Friday. All right.

I have two PM I want to say. Sweet. I think GTA will be better than Minecraft. You think so? Minecraft, let's place it so long. It's fun though. But I mean, that's what I'm going to do with the game. I'm going to do a game on my schedule

Oh is there? Oh, okay There you go I guess we need to talk about that I don't know how to do a game from yeah Alright, I don't know, I like we talked about it today We might try and figure out an additional one Anyway, we'll figure out something Yeah, we need cops and robbers something

We'll figure out something Anyway, yeah, so we're gonna be doing that live on stage and then I don't know if it's too late But we might try to get some horse going we had a lot of fun doing that last year. I don't know how centered I don't know how busy center stage is right now, but I was I had I don't know what happened to me this morning But I drank a bunch of coffee Is that a new job? Really? What do you normally do with coffee? No, like I drank way too much and then like I started thinking about stuff and I started freaking it like pacing the floor It was like you were back on the plane over Japan. Yeah

Well, just up in the bathroom. Like I couldn't stop moving Like I came over here actually. I remember you were working here by yourself I brought a package over and I like circled in here for a bit than I left I was like I can't stop. I can't stop. I gotled in here for a bit, then I left. You were doing it. Yeah, I was like, I can't stop. I can't stop. I got to be moving. But I calm down eventually. You ever do that and you ever drink red bull?

I OD on red bull constantly. Yeah. Because I tried to do it. Because it's so slow to take effect that I I've chugged one right before, let's play. And we'll be in the first 10 minutes, and I'll be like, man, it's low energy. So I just boss you the other one. And then I'll be like, oh no, low energy. So I just posh the other one. And then I'll be like,

oh, no, yes, it's good now. I'll just keep going. I'll be like, this is this is mental now. And everything's like fire twitching off my brain in the middle of the video. It's it's funny to me to think about how caffeine and like these energy drinks in this. It's literally like a chemical. It's a drug. Yeah. That's legal. Yeah. That like causes It's a drug. Yeah. That's legal. Yeah. That causes you to do that.

Yeah. It's fucking crazy to me. It's like there is this chemical. There's this like with coffee. There's this bean that grows and you grind it up and you pour hot water on it and you drink that water and then you get like... I only see how humanity discovered these things. Like smoking tobacco. Yeah. They'd a random field of tobacco, catch fire and everyone was just walking through them. and then you get like i only have a few and to discover these things like smoke tobacco

did a random field of tobacco catch fire and it was just walking through which is like who knows good i'm in the country i think about that with fruit a lot like uh... orange is like i'll be peeling an orange i think like who's the first dude who found an orange and was like i'm gonna try to eat this and i think so by that of it is like well the inside's good

But the outside's terrible. Oh, you can peel this right off and I think a lot of stuff is is And it evolves in a way to make you be repelled by it if it's bad like stuff You're not gonna eat is usually taste disgusting. Yeah, but some stuff like Yeah, but some stuff like delicacies in other countries You you've heave immediately after putting in your mouth, but apparently stuff like delicacies in other countries you you heave immediately after putting them out But apparently it's fine to eat so I don't know how people kept stuff down originally Yeah, I'm like yeah, this is great. I can sort of taste the different palettes like there are no spices like you have a different palette Thank you. I think I've read before that

When humans are born they do not have a taste for salt like you do not like the taste of salt when you're oh really young and it's an acquired taste but by the time you realize that you're already older I heard that babies don't have kneecaps that really gross me out well babies have over 300 bones but then it they they can't get back to like 206 bones and wait what what about kneecaps that's what I heard they're born with that kneecap. And they just, it's not in case they're going to. They're born with kneecap as they get older. And it's the same, but it really gross me out. Like a baby skull has to squash its way down to the vagina.

And I think the knees have to bend in certain ways that they usually wouldn't. I think backwards. But then it will go through the nose normal afterwards. Yeah. That's like a sad part of getting older. It's like, your bones fuse together. Your joints don't work as good as they used to. Yeah, I'm actually starting to hold up. I'm just gonna be more flexible there. You know how I'm like, I wish I had some

baby in my knee. Yeah, everyone has the same amount of bones. Now we have the same amount of bones, but imagine if it just kept going. Like by the time you're 95 you have like seven bones. Yeah, I get to these like arms or like touch out one point one. And it gets to post like, I broke my right. My front got shattered. Yeah. So you sit like, you know, you'd have to have like special furniture as you age. Your bones feel like.

And that's a chair for a 30 year old. I need a 70 year old man chair. It's like when they put the age on kid stuff, it just keeps going. Like 75 to 84. Yeah, maybe maybe some old eventually, you're just one. Yeah.

Like, well, we've never had to make furniture like this before. We've got, the lowest we've got is a three. You just end up like an ironing board. Yeah, you're a bone. Oh, man. Okay, so what TV's coming out now? Like we've got game of throw a game of thrones is done Bricky bad start Big bad August That's too far away. I know what are you gonna do until the Dexter comes out August 30th?

I don't know if anyone's like watching it is it August? I thought it was like three weeks. No, no, I'm sorry June 30th Okay, yeah, yeah, that's this is the final season of Dexter as well i've got to show i've seen all dexter you would like that show i probably would it's probably one of the ones that we keep the app in about the first time i've been giving a chance is for the last couple years but now that it's the final season i'm going to watch it but you get it chances and didn't like it first season was like that and the first season was

the best season the first season was so good i was like so john in and i started watching the second season i was like say a little drop up third season was the worst for season they lost they lost beyond the second like the storyline the storylines self encapsulate in the first season and it's like it's so good and well done you're just like it's good because it's based on the book and it's able to drive everything out well john let's get serious is he season four that season four yeah that season is blocking one and four the best yeah and then even last season is pretty good like they had

they had a villain last season that like unfortunately they they couldn't they usually have one big villain who lasts the whole thing they had to like this guy he wasn't around for the whole thing because he had to go shoot Thor 2 so then like really yeah yeah so making Thor 2 yeah well he's an actor that was the last thing I worked on before I came here Yeah, I really did a visual effects test against a green screen for Thor 2 Huh, I didn't see any one of the importance that but it was for the movie. Yeah, so that's coming out later this year I thought it is yeah

So yeah, have you not seen the trailer? You know there's a trailer? Yeah, it's it's not no one no It's Captain America winner soldier and then Thor 2. There's another captain America It's not no with no it's Captain America winner soldier and then Thor two another captain America Around again so they can have Avengers to see the Two Avengers to for nighthulk extreme You're lying Nothing would not First one of those movies It's what's Ironman 3 and then then Thor 2 and then Captain America 2 and then is there anything else?

Or is it Avengers 2 after I think it's Avengers So I don't think Hulk's getting a movie. Yeah, and then Avengers to and then doing already No, I'm too husky It's the Hulk just bad and then they're doing Guardians of the galaxy. I've seen like I'm using the Guardians of the galaxy stuff What? Guardians of the galaxy. I mean it's like it's fun That's where like marble goes off the deep and where they've got like a raccoon like it's but that's where like marble goes off the deep and where they've got like a raccoon is like a f**king no seriously it's like so there's like this is where in the second phase of

the marble series right now the first phase is everything up to Avengers 1 phase 2 is everything leading up to Avengers 2 the phase 3's after that so phase 2 is lead you know phase 2 is the is Captain America winner soldier dark prophecy authority dark prophecy Ironman, and then Avengers 2. And then they're doing Guardians of the Galaxy, which is like this, it's like another Avengers type of group, it's like a superhero group, but it's like crazy fucking characters from a different dimension. And then you've been making another X-Men movie more importantly.

I'm not even listening to you, I've told you. They're making a sequel to X-Men or X-Men first class. Okay. And it links the first class first class okay just what it really links this like the links that the first class to the brine singer at trilogy okay or to the the the i guess the two the first two they're kind of forgetting about the third one

that move that that uh... yeah fucking terrible uh... i like first-class first-class it's also it's it's the same guys is jane mack voice

michael fastb, but they also have the El Savi and Michelen and Patrick Stewart back. They're linking them all back. Are they going to do any dark Phoenix stuff? I don't know. I think dark Phoenix technically started with the end of two, and so they teased it. Like I thought it was going to be great. Yeah.

And then they made that fucking shit pile, third movie. Right, right, right, I'm just bipped everyone is dead well not only that but i was like the so three is like you know they they had a cure or whatever and then they hit magnita was like fucking seven needles the cure and then the teaser after the credits whatever was like he moved it is like oh well then fuck okay it's like he's somewhere like playing like he's playing chess and they're like moves his hand in like the little chess piece moves i was like he's getting his powers back anyway, so they even work. I like to imagine it was just like cut short When like really like pulls out and I guys like bump the table. I was like, oh, sorry

He's like when you're kidding trying to be a Jedi Actually, yeah, I can't yeah, you said move and then Magnet or just bless you So anyway, but yeah, that, it's gonna fill in that gap between first class and one. Okay. And then any Wolverine movies coming out soon. Oh yeah. I have heard about that.

Yeah, that is like so. What about Ant-Man, have you heard about that? What about the 10 rights of the East Wing? What? Edgar Wright's breaking an Ant-Man movie. Seriously, yeah, Edgar Wright's got to be Sean of the dead. I know who Edgar Wright is, I don't know who the fuck Ant-Man is.

He's another character, he's Marvel, right? I'm is Marvel right? He's a character that can control his size. So you can go down to the size of an ant-man. Oh desperate, were they when they fucking thought up Ant-Man. And they're like let's get a guy who can control his size. What do we call him? Canjo? Sizo? No, let's call him Ant-Man because Ant-Change size all the time. Oh, he can do it in the size of it. That's what of the told me so you can't just lift the like ten times is a body of the so he can shrink but like he has a you know he can go from small to big so he used that so we'll get small and then like become big and use this momentum to like do cool shit

do that's what i think a punch but a like start small and i build up a point of the cool shit can you do it i know there's an effects test where they were doing that with their it was a man and it was like very Crazy back and forth getting small I'm gonna call them dick man. Oh, it look whoa Really? I don't know I'm so I think he's gonna go from small to big

That's stupid you're a grower Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, you kind of unimpressive when it's cold. Oh, yeah, it's like Yeah, aren. Yeah, you kind of unimpressive when it's cold. Oh, yeah, it's like nothing. Yeah, aren't we all? It's tiny. No, the nose growers and showers. I think I've changed Really changed? I used to be I've used to be a possible I used to be a grow up And now it's like my knob can't be bothered to shrink back down after That's end man, too That's Ant-Man 2. It's like, I can't get small again. He's like, you can only get bigger.

Yeah, and it's like, they inject it in with the cure. And then now it's just a flasopinus. And you're like, oh, he's got his balance back. Something just bumped the table. It's just Christ. Oh, it's like, it's true. It always comes back to Dix. Yeah, full circle.

You started on Dix today. I think he started when Gammes are sure of the podcast. It wasn't like that before. No it was. Not that that. It was pretty dicky. No. I want to tell a story that has nothing to do with Dix. Oh my god. Really good for it. The last time I was on the podcast we were talking about people in like awkward situations needing to be rescued like by their friends or something like. The story you start in the Pucka yeah you started saying I was at a party with Gavin Gavin and then you interrupted and the tweet me just went to the store so I needed to finish the

story so I was like 15 Pucka but everyone I was on last night. Wow I guess we should wrap it up right now like go ahead yeah let's go. All right cool thanks so anyway we were at a party in LA and you know as you do yeah You should wrap it up right now. Like, go ahead. Yeah, let's go. All right, cool. Thanks. So anyway, we were at a party in LA and, uh, you know, as you do. Yeah. Well, that's why I lived. Yeah.

Um, so you were talking, like, this one girl, like, who you didn't want to be bothered with, was talking to you for, like, 20 minutes. And, like, I get to see from across the room that you were just, like, you know, cornered and, like, dejected, like, looking for a way as well as, like, I better go save Gavin, you know, my friend, you know, he'd do the same for like wanting looking for a way as well as i better go save gavin you know my friends you know he do the same for me you're good man yeah so i went over there you know i was gonna be like so i just interview like hey gavin how's it going not a word you just walked away you took your opportunity walk away

and that's the alone so that she starts talking to me for twenty minutes what is the new year jordan walks up to you says hello and you just walk away. I don't think I even wanted to naturally progress to the point where I could leave. I think I just stole someone else and I'm like, that's the ticket out. That was not the ticket. That was the ticket out.

Immediately. So he threw you a life raft. And you just took the life raft in the... He sat on Motherfucker. So it was like someone throws you a life raft and you Janke pulled them into the ocean and pulled away. It was the equivalent of... Yeah. Now I'm drowning. It i need the next person to save me

it was like you gave me a lot of it just flinged upside down and climbed it hey i appreciate it though yeah well you're an asshole i took the one with the tube she was a nightmare yeah apparently she'd be shocked yeah she'd been like talking to you for like several trips yeah i could get harassed wherever i went i went went to bloody Australia and she was at the lot. Was it Katie? No, it wasn't. So one of the other things we should, I guess, mention

is that Red versus Blue season 11 started on Friday. And starting next Monday, we'll be sharing Monday nights with Red versus Blue season 11. The announcement is directing it, right? Yes. And by the day, I mean us. Those rumors will be there. The announcement, it's Miles.

It's Miles. Miles did a really cool thing where Miles, the guy with the bean mask, you're stretching season. I really love long takes and really long shots. Yeah, look at the Halo 4 guys. They're crazy. Yeah, they look cool. It's going to take some colorful.

It always takes me to get used to the looks Game chase I was seven there So I'm in Johnny I He was presented by Johnny I I'd like to see that yeah Did you see that that tumbler of Designed by Johnny I yeah, and it was like the Nike tick We're just like very thinly drawn with a neon background. Yeah.

But mine was a bunch of cool, really long takes, which I love. I just love long takes and movies. I love those. I love those when you directed Red versus Blue. Not really. I was kind of crunched for time. What a winery.

Why were so proud in episode 10 of Red versus Blue when there's that sidewinder shot where it goes from the inside to base up top, and then like the cameraman falls, and they're like, go, switching the guys, it's really cold, I hope we get some action all of that shit. I remember we were done with that, we were like, guys, that was amazing. And that was back when you had to walk. Yeah. It had to be like jump off, and you were like switching controllers to the controls, we were like, that was awesome.

Back when it was more like real filmmaking, when there was like a challenge in the shot. My other thing was, it's like moving through the canyon and it's got Kaboost told me to someone and then it carries on. And then it's Kaboost again talking, it's like a passage of time, but in the same shot. That's good.

It's a really nice, that's clever. Really cool touch. It was a good episode. I'm excited about the season. I'm excited, honestly, I'm excited. I work at Rucytete and I know nothing about it. Yeah, I'm done. the season. I'm excited. Honestly, I'm excited. I work at Ristatete and I know nothing about it Yeah, I'm dumb. I asked questions You're like you're watching it. No, yes, just like when I was a fan again

It's like every episode is a new one to watch so Gus. How much dialogue have you recorded so far? I have a whole new episode by episode or is it more of a I've recorded through episode three at this point Yeah, yeah, that's it. I mean, like I think, yeah, that's it. Sim is doing pretty good. Yeah, I told them that this season, I am not going to say yes sir anymore, that they only can use 10 seasons worth of Sim and say yes sir. I was like, I'm sure I've said it in enough different ways that you can find me saying it the way you want already. Well, there's going to be people picking them out. Like, oh, the season 11, that's from season four episode nine. Yeah.

Well, it wasn't like, crusty, the clown walks into it like a several times. Best of joke, every time I go into record season five every time I go into the back and go, hey, hey, hey, one more for audio, hey, hey. That's the only butter. You make a lot of Simpsons jokes when you're in the booth. Yeah, I noticed. It's the Malibu Stacey episode of The Simpsons jokes when you're in the booth. I noticed.

The Malibu Stacey episode of The Simpsons. Do you have a brother that can record all your dialogue for you like talking style? No, no. Do you know about that? Tom Hanks. So all the toy story like whey figures, you know, like, all the stuff. Tom Hanks. It's Tom Hanks' brother.

Really? Does all the dialogue for that song? I have no idea about that. Well they did that in reverse as blue with Jason. Yeah. No, really? There was a power out to Jim New York where Jason was, and Nick did the lines for that episode. Nobody bad at Isle.

It was actually the funniest line that Tucker had that entire season. It was season one. Lovers is season two. Yeah, he's told in a Caboose, he's like, sorry, I can't hear you over all the constant team killing or something. It was really good. It was season two. Yeah.

No, season one, wasn't it? was really good. It was a season two. Yeah. No, it was a season one, wasn't it? No, because... Oh, maybe it was a season two. No, it was a season two. It was a season eight. Yeah, yeah, it works. Get a room.

Six. No, I think it was eight. In season two, episode six, it was clearly... Pack it, it gets the one bone twice. It makes two different notes. Are we to believe this is some kind of magic xylophone? I told you I've got all the symptoms of the first 10 seasons of the sentence. I got it down past. My favorite is like in the Galaxy Wars episode when everyone's excited and it turns out to be so shitty. And a comic book man comes out

and goes worst Galaxy Wars ever. I will only see it six more times today All right, well, we're about time to wrap it up. Are you an ant man fan? Okay, I'm a 80s and I'm a man. She's tweeting about it Ant man can make others big and small too There's an environmental scientist and created a tiny jail to keep the bad guys in gosh Don't you know he rehabilitates the bad Yeah, yeah, if they're ants just step on them get a magnifying glass What's his like could this weak power like what's the things we get magnifying glasses he's like no

Firewebs great thing is that he could buy a really tiny pull of land to live on it Just have one of those ant farms. Yeah, just like freaking down into it It's also my year old grabs and shakes yeah And then he busts out and shrinks the kid and puts the kid in his pocket. Okay. Well, let's get out of here So thanks everyone for watching we'll be back on Wednesday with an episode of the patch and then next Monday with another episode of We're going for a podcast. I'm going, I gotta go to work. Oh, you do.

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