Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #224

Episode Date: June 25, 2013

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Hulu Plus by going to huluplus.com slash Rooster Tees. Hey, everyone, welcome to the Rooster Teeth Podcast. Hey, it's podcast. Yeah, it goes. Devon, Jack and Bernie, I answered all you asked all students. What's up internet? So here we are, podcast number 2, 2, 4, the last podcast before I go insane, you're to ArchiEx. You already wait, post that. Oh yeah. Wait, wait, next one of those is going to be before ArchiEx. So you shouldn't go insane. I our kicks. You already way past that.

Oh yeah. Wait, wait, the next one of those is going to be before our kicks. So you shouldn't go insane. I'll already be insane by then though. Oh, okay. We start moving next Tuesday. So in eight days we'll begin moving in. So you're crying in your car, yeah.

He was the most mainly crying in the world. The past while I was trying. Yeah. So yeah, we've, we've down to the nitty gritty putting things together, getting all the last minute stuff squared away, getting a Chima 100 lounge built with Jack over there. Yeah, the achievement of lounge gonna be very cool I'm I'm working on something that's gonna be a nice surprise and I think people are immediately gonna recognize be excited for so We'll see how it goes. Oh, okay. It's gonna be a surprise I'm gonna walk in and see it. Where is the achievement?

A hundred lounge going to be on the floor. Yeah, that corner What makes it a loud audience? When you walk in the front door, it'll be to your right. Yeah. We have a nice big area. This year, we're four times the size of last year's or double the size. What, your booth?

Yeah. I think double. Double, I think. Double. OK. Point. OK. Yeah.

Yeah. OK. Anyone? I have a marshmallow. What are you doing? I'm going to try to throw a marshmallow and Gavin's mouth. Do it. Do it. Just whip it in gonna attempt to you throw a marshmallow and Gavin's mouth do it Just whip it in as hard as you can ready. Yeah, that's what she said

Pretty good. You got a lot of accuracy. You play a lot of baseball as a kid. What's that? You play a lot of baseball shot. I made a very impressive Garbage shot in the kitchen in the day right in front of Gavin so yeah, you're pretty smooth about it And that's what pull trouble makes some count. That's like your your field goal, right? Gavin appreciates that when you just do something with utter confidence. Yeah, and like something incredible. And then act like it happens all the time. You have a time inside my head where I've just been like, yeah, but on the outside, you just like, and what? Yeah, walk away. Walk it five times a day. I think it's your British accent. Never mind any of this. But when we're

doing this, Boilercast the other day, Matt mentioned how the actor who played Robert Baratheon in Game of Thrones is a British comedic actor. Right. So I had to look him up. Yeah, he's the fat guy in the full Monty. He was also Fred Funston in the second Funston movie. He was?

Yeah, he replaced him. Wow, really? Him and one of the Baldwin brothers. I think so. Yeah, and you, one of the Baldwin brothers, was Barney. Yeah, and then Jane, not his American the girl was the blonde girl from 30 Rock. Look up it out into the, uh, you go ahead. Wow.

Jane Crackowski, yeah, she's, she's one of the, uh, what, she's, was Barney's wife, or I guess dating Barney at the time. And the other girl was the, the, the big girl from, uh, third rock from the son, like the, uh, yeah, anyway. Jane Crackowski also was in National Ampune's vacation. She played Cousin Vicki. Oh yeah, the twist it got to me. Oh wow, really?

Yeah. It was Coup. Well Julia Lewis wasn't that. That really freaked me out when I went back and saw that. Yeah, she was a daughter, right? Yeah, she was a daughter with Michael Ampoule. Yeah. And he, Michael, was a little...

Yeah, Anthony, Michael. Um, we were talking about this thing though, like doing cool stuff and then just like walking it off. I've never made one of those videos where you do the basketball shots or you do the whatever, you know, and they do that those kind of videos where it's obviously you take like a hundred takes to get it right. But goddamn, I always want to tell people,

don't react, like don't go crazy when you finally make the shot. And these are people who make those videos and it's always like, they should know better than, but they should know better by now than to do that kind of stuff with my phone on again. Who are those guys, the dude huge guys, like the guys who take all the basketball shots?

Dude. I think dude huge. Dude perfect. Dude huge is. That's close to going. Yeah, no dude perfect. Those are the guys who make the basketball shots. Like they were on the, the, the, the,

the Jai Ganto tron at the, uh, Texas stadium and they sank one from the the gigantic O'Connor at the Texas stadium and they sank one from the middle of that that bigger than a jumbo tron it's it it was for a long time the biggest screen in the world and now it's not even I wouldn't say it was a long time me yeah me put it up and they said it's the biggest and then somebody built a bigger one yeah that was like the god got to the gunzilla tron at a at Texas all of these things have a stupid name that ends in Tron. Well, because it was the jumbo Tron. Everyone's like, everyone remembers the jumbo Tron.

Just Tron indicate though a brand name. Like a Tron. Sony. Yeah, so it's based on this. So it's based on this. Well, jumbo Tron. This is the jumbo Tron. The PlayStation Tron.

I thought the one. Wasn't the jumbo Tron actually like a Mitsubishi TV? A Mitsubishi TV. I think they made it. Oh, I know. I don't know. I want to do Google Tron. I want to do a Google Tron. You know what I find out about those Saturn tron. Dude, perfect guys though, which I was odd thing to discover was that when you get in their videos and get into their site They're very Christian and that's like a big part of their whole thing Yeah, because they like pray in the videos. Well like no, but like Good, good, good, and fun in all their descriptions like God enables us to do this

Really this do Jesus next? I'm paraphrasing their religious fanaticism. Did you see over the weekend? There was that thing where Nick, well, and I walked over the oh did he do it the Grand Canyon that he survived Crazy he spent 24 minutes like four minutes out there walking on like a fucking two-inch cable tightrope and the grand had no other right with no tether what that's not the end of the day like the day of a good like two cameras on him to be like p.o.v. so what is the east nobs right in the

middle and hangs on to the day how do they get to it the crawl out of the at the end of the day get to go out there? Like, you go get him. No, you go get him. What if they had a helicopter? I'm sure they had a helicopter like offside.

They said that they had a paramedic waiting on the floor of the canyon. And I was like, why is there a paramedic down there? It's like there's no... They need a bunch of dudes with gloves and trash cans to pull like a bunch of dudes with like a trampoline down there. Yeah, yeah. I have clowns dressed as firefighters with a big circular like whatever that thing is.

More like a giant pizza scoop. But they made it a point to talk about how they had a paramedic down there. I thought that's so weird. Like why? He was like 1400 feet. You should have like a Medija. I was he fools. No, man.

It'd be like there's a paramedic. He likes to use the duty. He's like, uh-oh dude, follow me because I quit. I quit. I quit. How about a year? Geez. So I mean, so I mean, you likes to do T-Ds, like, oh dude, follow me, he goes, I quit. I quit. I quit. How about a year? Jeez. So amazing.

You want to watch across the whole damn thing. The first job is when he sees him go off, the twiery goes, time of day, 730. He just starts filling out the form. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Velocity of it. But I gotta fill that, he just says, submit.

Okay, submit, it's time for me to go Instagram. But yeah, there were a couple of times where, like, he's going across and like, he stops and a mess. I'm just having a Instagram. But then there were a couple of times where he's going across and he stops and has to squat down and I was like, oh, oh, oh. It was, he just tired. I guess it was too windy. Man, it must be awful to be able to predict someone's imminent death and be able to state them as dead before they've died. It's like, she has no survival there.

He's going to die. You know, there's actually a trapeze place just up the road here. Oh, you're going to go into our soccer thing and we also do trapeze. Like, that would be fun. I would love to do some more. Didn't just dip your shoelaces in. It's just like a trapeze in one of the... Didn't a bunch of the animators do that last season?

I think like Shane and Monty and those guys all went out there at one time. Well, you guys call trapeze in England. It's foot bar. That's where you guys go at right now. I thought you were being serious. I was like, at least shit, I learned something. Yeah, I don't know why it's all, I don't know why they have that there. It's like the weirdest combination.

Why do you have marshmallows? Oh, I have marshmallows for a very good reason. In a second, I'll tell you. There you go. It's just a moment. But there's a couple of things. There's a mouse off the heavens tongue. Let's do this. Oh, terrible.

There's a couple things I want to follow up on. First of all, the term jumbo-tron, sometimes called jumbo-vision. I'm never called jumbo-vision. I'm never called jumbo-vision now. I'm never called jumbo-vision now. I'm never called jumbo-vision now. I'm never called jumbo-vision now. I'm never called jumbo-vision now.

I'm never called jumbo-vision now. I'm never called jumbo-vision now. I'm never called jumbo-vision now. I'm never called jumbo-vision now. I'm never called jumbo-vision now. I'm never called jumbo-vision now. I'm never called jumbo-vision now. I'm never called jumbo-vision now.

I'm never called jumbo-vision now. I'm never called jumbo-vision now. I'm never called jumbo-vision now. I'm never called jumbo-vision now. I'm also going to start calling cinema 2K. I'm going to start doing that from now on. Just to be like a hipster for this kind of stuff. But it was made by Sony, which would make sense because Sony makes a train of tron, which is probably the name of the jumbo tron. And then they said they call out here a trend as genericized trademark, which I guess is that thing that happens where something becomes so synonymous with the thing, the name of the brand becomes the name for all the

things. Like bandaid kind of? Like bandaid? Like bandaid? Like bandaid's one. What? Not the brand. It's not about the company. But when you say I need a bandaid, you don't need, I want specifically a bandaid brand and he said, I want to say I want to Coke. Like what kind of cook? I want to talk to pepper. Is there stuff like that in UK like who? Who? Who just means a vacuum?

Yeah. And you never vacuum is not. Back to clean is rarely used. Is it you go and buy a who even though you're not buying the brand here. Thermos we learned that one. Thermos. So, okay.

So, so there you go. Third. We were talking about this just recently. Um, where did you guys? Where did you guys talk about thermos? Was that on the podcast when I wasn't here? Yeah. Okay. Well, I was, I was talking about one and I was like, imagine if you had a thermos flask and they were like,

a thermos. I was like, yeah. But pulling a thermos flask is weird here. Well, this to me is like, just so, this is a thermos brand water bottle that I have. But thermos to me is the most synonymous brand that is the thing because if you had a thermos, which is a brand name, what is it? That's the discussion we had. It's a vacuum vass. Vacuum vass.

Well, you guys talked about this. Yeah? That's really bizarrely Bernie loves listening to the podcast. I thought my phone name was quite learning. When I'm not on a fucking, you guys can feel good about tuning out too well. Just feel fun. How many of you come back to the same fucking conversation. That is really weird So we're not marshmallows. Wait. Wait. No, so you were finishing jumbo vision jumbo Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, generic ice trademark. Yeah, and so I guess the trunks have just like it's stuck since then

Did I take it from the movie? I don't know that no Tritron is a brand name. Yeah Yeah, but was Tron the movie out or was that TV's out? I think Tron was taken as a general electronic term. Like a electron. There you go. And electrons were around for Tron the movie. We had electrons. You fight for the users? Neutron.

But talking about the dude, perfect guys, dude. They were just showing me before we went on the air. They were showing me another popular kind of gimmicky YouTube channel this FPS Russia where he does guns every single week, he does guns. And they look at this, have you seen this clip? Yeah, I've seen this one. Oh my god, haven't seen this one. Look at this clip of FPS Russia firing a suitcase gun, which apparently is some kind of rocket

launcher at a truck. Make a video with such a high-file rifle. No, he's a foul rifle. In the door. I guess we need to... With the canner in. It's an explosion. It's like a gun right?

It did work here. Just watch what happens to the door. Yeah, what? No. God. Oh! That door almost takes his legs off. Well, if it had hit him, it would have delimmed him for sure.

Yeah, absolutely. That would have removed his body. That's what I can't. I would have ended him. It's pretty violent. You hear a dude in the background who clearly can't believe what just happened. And then he's just looking,

and he just can, he's just carrying on like, no, look out, no, no, no. It's carrying on like nothing happened. Yeah. It's like you're talking about like, just be cool. Yeah, that man. I've never, I've never seen somebody

be that cool under pressure. I wonder if, afterwards, he kind of just like sat on the ground and was just like, I almost died. That went almost straight through me. It's good that it's framed up pretty high So you can't see this as like you're in running all that You might not have seen it might have happened so fast. I came out of blink because the explosion Well, you see him turn away like way after it's gone fast. Yeah Yeah, that's some of the craziest thing about like slow-mo guys stuff is like the explosions and then like it'll go past you and then you react to it

Like I remember when you had the water balloon you just fill up to capacity. That was a free-slaver guys Yeah, yeah, but uh all the rubber from the balloon had already like yeah like long off and stuck to my face before I'd even blink Yeah, that's that's crazy Yeah, someone tweeted at us for fuck's sake. Tron is from Greek meaning device. Oh, there you go Well clear the exit for fuck's sake for fuck's sake. meaning device. Oh, there you go. Well clearly for fuck sake for fuck sake Come on you know device is what it is Oh, here's oh dust you see this too. So we were trading videos. It's not all video stuff But this is a video that's on live leak of a construction accident

Uh-huh, and guys I showed this to them. This is the weirdest freak accident I do actually does get killed as a result of this But you don't actually see anybody get hurt really, or get killed in this video. I like to kiss. He dies, he's been here. So which guy gets hurt? So which is the guy who gets hurt here? This guy, and then we go and play it.

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But he's like that. the guy's stood right there. I think he's fine. Or there could be somebody else coming. I think he's dropped the camera. It's a brick building that's pulling down a section of the flooring from. And as it lands, it twists. And it just like, all the bricks just separate.

It flings them in one direction. It just like twists and flings all the bricks in one direction, like right at the camera. And it's a rain of bricks coming at you. It's like the joke you told me before the podcast. Oh, yeah. Well, now it's real. What's red and bad for your teeth?

Bricks. He breaks. Oh. So the, yeah, so that guy is probably a lot of pain. Tron is from Greek meaning device. That's from official Garwood. There you go. Not unofficial Garwood.

Yeah, not that unofficial. That's the official. What there be no imposter so is so we said like the most narcissistic pretentious thing well I don't like the tweet underneath it is just to like name your account official when there's no unofficial like no one could possibly or making the real whatever yeah yeah I think I played Hayley with that guy before really official guard yeah the official guy he's using the you think there's someone who or whatever. Yeah, I think I played Halo with that guy before. Really? Official guy, yeah, that's what I'm usually going to say.

You think there's someone who uses the same handle across like Twitter and Xbox Live? Like anytime there's a new platform, like social media or gaming, he like, that's me. I gotta take that. Yeah, I used to try and do that all the time with my username. Well, you're a guvino. Well, were you a guvino? Yeah, but then people started just registering on stuff before me. Yeah, that happens a lot.

My full name now is always taken. Yeah. Like, I want to talk about this stuff, but at the same time, I don't want to talk about it because it just incites people to do things, you know? Yeah, someone emailed me over the weekend. I shouldn't be mentioning this. Someone emailed me over the weekend. It was like, hey, I registered the official Rich Cheese Vine account.

I said, you should know. I was like, what? He's like, yeah, I'm running it. I was like, hey, I registered the official Rich Chief Vine account. I said, you should know. I was like, what? He's like, yeah, I'm running it. I was like, no. Yeah. I was like, no, he was like, don't do that. He's like, oh, OK. Hey, I run an official SpongeBob Vine.

Do you think I should, do you think the quality of the thing is bad? And I was like, how the fuck do I know? People know what official means then. Yeah. That's me too. I have weird thinking that I don't really care that much about it, especially on services that I don't know what official means then. Yeah, that's me too. I have weird thinking that I don't really care that much about it, especially on services that I don't use.

But then they build integration tools that are fucking stupid. And they don't build in for weird cases of that. Case in point is Instagram. The guy, there's a guy on Instagram who has, I guess, at Bernie. What are the Instagram names? Are they just, whatever? Yeah, just Bernie.

Yeah, he is Bernie. And I had Bernie Burns on there. But my Twitter handle is at Bernie. So when people tag him on Twitter, it translates it to me. Or no, when people tag me on Instagram, it translates it to him on Twitter. So on Twitter, you get a tweet saying, I'm hanging out with Barbara Gavin and Chasing Daniel.

Chasing Daniel. It is inadvertently attended so many events. And it was funny because Phil DeFraikah, we met at E3, he took a picture and he posted it, he goes, here I am hanging out at E3 with Chasing Daniel. That's clearly pretty first and then Chasing Daniel goes, ha ha ha, another hundred followers. The guys stumbled into like fucking gold. How does following by accident. I know it's ridiculous

It's ridiculous. So if you ever seen chasing Daniel like randomly Somebody's tweets so Instagram recently rolled out like chasing Daniel. You're a dickhead by the way Instagram recently rolled out like their vine competitor Which was now you can upload videos up to 15 seconds in length and vine. Right. That's too long. None of my Twitter... 15 seconds is too long. So what I was gonna say is like did they miss the point of vine? Yeah. No you've just been, you've just been exposed to vine. At that point? If they came out with 15 seconds first.

At that point, why not just watch like a YouTube video? Like what's... Seven seconds is a good, it's like 140 characters. Yeah, okay six seconds like a hundred forty characters like that being short to the point. I think vine is retarded. Some I hate it. Use properly. It's funny. No, we'll sass. So if you get a follow-all. Well, I think that's what we said last time. One of those things like there's that meme of stop trying to make something happen. It's not going to happen. It's to find that thing for you? Absolutely. So fetch. Like the ultimate version of that time. I hate divine.

The ultimate version. Maybe. That's definitely up there. I've come to discover that I like being annoyed. Good-bye, there's irritating. And people who are irritating on Twitter are so irritating or vives. Like you want to smash your phone and buy another one just to get rid of the moment.

But I get some sort of buzz from it. Like, seeing some people I follow and they're like, eh! Eh! I just can't look away and I'll just watch it over. And then at least, I need to do it. Yeah. God, what was wrong with the words? What could I have to use on your phone?

Use the actual official Twitter one? Yeah, because the one I use, what what what what what are you used on your phone use the actual official Twitter One yeah, yeah, because the one I use fine isn't like isn't a part of it Yeah, you actually have to click on and go to a website to watch the I would never do that. Yeah, so it's great because I don't have to worry about going through and seeing dumb Yeah, but when you see them in your timeline, they don't auto play. It's only when you click on the tweet that they I None of my Twitter clients that I use I use tweet deck on my desktop and I use One of my Twitter clients that I use, I use Tweet Deck on my desktop and I use Tweet Bot on my phone.

None of them have upgraded in time to like take advantage of Instagram's video. So like even when I hit the button it just shows me like a frame from it and I'm like, all right that's shitty. So it's great. I love the solution. Nice. I did love the Will Sasso ringtone that you have. Yeah.

Do you have a diva that's ringtone? No. The mic go to it in the shower thing Oh, yeah, you're gonna play it. No, we already play it last week Yeah, I love that Jack I still apparently watches the podcast all the time too clearly. What are you on that one? Last week's no, oh by the way official guard would says that yes, you have played with him before Apparently he's British also. Yeah, I remember I

Which I learned from his Greek I wish I did learn from his Greek origins that Tron was from Greek or something. Okay. Yeah Hey, so I just a little bit learned. Hey, Katie can jump on the microquake. So I just learned like one of the Brand names that is synonymous with the thing in Australia is with coolers. What's a cooler called in Australia? An Eski. An Eski. What?

And I say that all the time, everyone's confused. They're like, what? Am I going to ask you the thing, the ice, the thing, the box, that you take places? Take a root. Dangerous sunset. It's just like, you know, downtown Sydney. All right, so my girlfriend Ashley, she used to live in Australia

for a number of years, too. And she, including me, and something, and I wanted Katie to run an experiment with me. All right, so my girlfriend actually she used to live in Australia for a number of years too and she could mean something and I wanted Katie to run an experiment with me. She went, actually when camping went time with her friends and they had these marshmallows to make smores with but apparently she had never bought marshmallows in Australia before and the marshmallows in Australia are not the same as the marshmallows that we have in America. Apparently. Apparently. Oh, first of all, they're flavored. There's no like just marshmallows. So like marshmallow. Like how do you like? What flavor is a marshmallow? It's I mean it's

strawberry flavor. You can get pink and white and blue and green but they're all kind of tastes like kind of strawberry. Yeah. So what's the white one then? So marshmallows? Strawberry. They're all strawberry. Oh, that was white. Yeah. Pink white, blue and green. Yeah. Did you can you not hear her? Yeah. I mean, it's all berry. All strawberry. And so we got to here? Yeah, I mean, it's a white strawberry. Strawberry. And so we got to talk about her. We go, well, how are there any plain ones?

And she said, well, what's plain? Yeah. And we said, well, it's just the white ones. She goes, well, what is white taste like? We go taste like white. Yeah, it's a marshmallow. So I have some American. That's what you guys keep saying.

It tastes like marshmallow. It's like marshmallow. It tastes like. They're nice. Imagine a marshmallow without a strawberry. And a hand or whatever. So that's now to answer your question. That's why the marshmallows are here. That's why the marshmallows are here. So I'd like for Christmas. I'm going hand her one to you. So that's now to answer your question.

That's why the marshmallow's here. So I'd like for Chris to throw in her mouth from here. Yeah, do it. And I'd like for Katie to try a marshmallow and tell us what a marshmallow tastes like. I'll say chubby, buddy. It's taking a bite. There are a lot softer than our marshmallows.

Like they're not sticky. What are yours? You're like hard-melted? Yeah, no. Like when you bite in them and pull them away, they kind of, they're not sticky. What a year is a year like hard-mouthing? Yeah, no, like when you bite in them and pull them away, they kind of, they're a bit like stretchy up. Maybe they've like, they're titty-sendin' by boat, and they've been on the boat so long, they think they're bad. I also say they just don't, they don't melt.

Like, to make s'mores out of it, they just kind of like, when you put them in the fire, they like bubble around the edges, and then you eat the bubbles, and then you put it back in, and then you eat the bubbles, and you put it back in. I mean, you you eating cold? That sounds like a different one. You're roasted.

This tastes like what I imagine a cloud would taste like. A cloud? Wow. It's like, you know, icing sugar or a castor sugar when you whip it all up. That's what that tastes like. I want to eat this so badly. I'm not going to eat it. Why don't you use it?

How many can you shove in? How many can you shove in your face? How many can you? I've never done it. What's my down? How many can you I've never done it? Let's find out. It's how many fit how many marshmallows can gather? Let's just go one for one. We'll go. Don't worry. Think thumbs up thumbs down on the American marshmallow. Um, it's pretty good Yeah, I think it's good. They're a lot bigger. How much no is on that big? Well, those are like the jumbo ones to Hey, it's big bone It's mom's all that that I have to try Wow I have to try a small one. Wow, that's a nice throw.

Okay, so let's see how many marshmallows can fit in your mouth. Hey, Kara, you were saying there was a record for marshmallows. 16. 16, she said. 16. How many do you think you can fit in, Gav? Four before I vom. I bet you can just four.

Try five. I bet you can do eight. I hate them though. Why do you hate them? Who hates marshmallows? I can't stand them. Oh, I show good. I'm Ming also American cheese in Australia is called tasty cheese. Mm-hmm tasty. That's what they call it. Is that true or is he fucking with us? It's the same cheese as she said. It's not the same cheese Get it back on there fight. We'll fight about this

How many just Gavin have Gavin's doing it's two? How many just Gavin have Gavin's been doing it's two. That's two March we're gonna we're gonna do the marshmallow thing for Come on you can eat in there. It's five. Oh come on come on. Oh get over here. I'll help you help Jack help I thought stuff stuff in my face. I'll throw up Well, she's that would be that would be horrible to see. Oh, I can't stuff stuff in my face. I'll throw up. I'll throw up. Well, cheese, that would be horrible to see. All right, so what's the cheese? It is a cheese. For the record, the first internet video that I ever did,

I fit 11 in my mouth. Not of that size. They were like the smaller ones. Tasty cheese is like, it's like grilled cheese, I guess. It's like what? You're joking. Like grilled cheese. Like, it's really oily and it's not so plasticky. Like, you know how American cheese, I guess. It's like what? You're joking. Like real cheese. Like it's really oily and it's not so plastic-y.

Like you know how American cheese, you melt it and it turns into queso. You couldn't really do that with Australian cheese. It's like fast singles. No, that's, even that's like a plastic-y cheese. I don't know. It's hard to explain. American cheese is like plastic.

Australian cheese is like oily kind of creamy. So if you want plastic- you're a real genius. You know how I like to be able to get, I like to be able to get white American cheese. It doesn't seem like you can get that anywhere. Is that mozzarella? Basically? No. What the fuck's wrong with you?

You guys don't understand your body. But America cheese, you can get white American cheese that subway. That was close. You're like in P.S. Russia, didn't even react to it. Marshall is going by your face. Well, subway, they have white the American they do They do have white America. Can we stop throwing fucking marshmallows?

That was good. Oh God damn it. Alright, we're done. Give it a good rid of my mouth. Get him out of here. Give me me. I think you guys playing a pair Yeah, just took away our marshmallows and we can't throw them any So what? What are you do with it? What? So I work in my PlayStation Four what though, so I got both I got both consoles period right now bragging about it I am a little bit real brag. Yeah, actually time me. It's a new final last of us right what you finally finished last of us

I did I finished it. I don't say finally. It's been like a half of a week. It's been like two weeks. Well, I came up. I came up on Friday of E3. Oh, did it really? Okay. So, yeah, I finally finished it. I guess so. Yeah. It took me a little bit of time. It took me a little bit of time to get into it. But then once I did, I was locked in. Yeah. There's a scene very early on that cinematic scene with the booby trap. Yeah. You know, that's about, that's only like 10% of the game. So that's about as far as it goes spoiler-wise. That is what locked me in. Apparently the good thing is.

The beginning of the game takes place just outside of Austin, right? Oh, yeah. What happened to that video, we shot. Someone figured out where it is. It's not out yet. Okay. We shot a video.

Yeah, Barb and Gus and I went to go find the locations of the last of us opening. Oh, that's cool. Brandon says it's on his computer. Did you find him? Well, you have to wait for the video. Yeah we, we, uh, we drove her, well, we want to talk about it.

No, it's a toilet. Oh, last of us or the video? The video. Do you feel like we talk about too many videos that we've made before we put them out? No, I don't care. You know, because I don't think everybody watches everything. That's like the problem with the cheap one.

I'm like, I'm always nervous talking about the cheap one or stuff, because we shot stuff today. That won't be out for like four weeks. And it's like, I wanna talk about it because we had a lot of fun doing it, but it's like, yeah, we put it out. That was a video that came out for RT life, where it was Michael Chugging that source.

But I think the RTAA came out a year ago, but the video only just came out. So we recorded an RT life, like back in December, remember that? The car one? Yeah. I think that, we're trying to get that footage from me. I can't get up my iPhone Huh, I switched iPhone. So it's like I gotta get my footage off from that. Okay. We're having trouble getting that You can't just plug it in like is it on this phone? No, oh, it's on the old phone. Hence the we switch phones

I don't know what the fuck that means your shit doesn't carry over. No, it's which was I got a older phone Your shit doesn't migrate because like it's a modern piece of technology. All my old shits on my new phone. Are you, sorry, you got some crap. My video's not on my phone, my phone. My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, it felt like I was holding a goddamn brick in my hand. I want to throw it in the zombie and beat it to death with a pipe. This is why I don't understand, in 2013, when you get, you see a state in some Facebook or someone says you're a text, it's like, ah, I love someone on this. How does that happen?

Yeah. How do you, in this year, lose all your numbers? It used to happen to me in 1998. Yeah. I finally catered an installed mountain line on my laptop and my desktop. And the only feature worth a damn in it is the fact that I can now answer I message text messages in Ichat. Yeah.

Pretty awesome. So it's like I get a text message. I don't have to get my phone out of my pocket. It's just like right there on my screen. People are still not used to that as well. Like sometimes someone will text me and I'll just be like, and they'll be like, wow, you wrote that fast. I was like, yeah, you're texting my laptop right now. I don't need to trade business cards with anybody right now,

because most of the people either have a smartphone of some kind. So as a Canadian business card, I go, what's your number? And then tell me their number. I tap it in and then they have my full contact. Like I send them my full contact. No, that's cool. I don't know why more people don't send contacts to each other. It's like the easiest thing.

Well, there is some people who are... Is this bump? There's an old old iPhone app called Bump. It's a great idea, but nobody has it. Yeah, it's basically the easiest thing. There is some, there is a bump, or there's an old old iPhone app called bump. It's a great idea, but nobody has it. Yeah, it's, it's basically what it is. It's, you have this program called bump, and you put what information you want to share on there. And then like, so if I, if Gavin has bump,

we literally take our phones like bump knuckles, and like somehow it'll register that, like two, these two iPhones went off the exact same time, sending it out to a server and be like, is this the person you're talking to, and you accept, and then boom, you've got their contact. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. What's it, what's the problem?

What's the problem? What, why doesn't it just say the names of people who were nearby, and you just be like, that one? Yeah. We're in the room, I would see Gus iPhone, Bernie iPhone, Jack iPhone. I don't have to touch you. I don't have to smash my phone into yours.

I guess, yeah, you could just sit there like this, like, oh yeah, how many get all. I guess, yeah, you could just sit there like this. Oh, yeah, I'm going to get all these contacts. Oh, yeah, give me the... Oh, my God. Jesus. Guys, I'm like, what? Oh, I don't know what I'm dreaming about.

I guess if you've got a deal. If you've got a phone to a new one, you have a video on the old one, you just like, oh, get the old video on that. You're like, pouring all the shit out of me. Yeah. Get your iPhone going, bro.

But if you're like making kissing noises, like, every last drop. You know, but I don't understand, Yeah I Have The I don't understand like I guess near-field communication is gonna help that iPhone doesn't really have that yet a lot of other phones do But iPhone doesn't have yet you could do it with Wi-Fi though. You can also do it over Bluetooth like Wi-Fi Yeah, I mean Bluetooth is like it's not used for much at all except we're just connecting another device But then you can send shit over Bluetooth. Yeah, you don't want't want to share all your, you don't want to share your information with everyone around you.

No, I don't, but get approved that stuff. Yeah, well, Brandon keeps telling my earpiece, I guess that's integrated in iOS 7. Oh, is it? Yeah, like that kind of contact share. All right. That was weird because that, that Apple, whatever you want to call it, conference took place

right at the same time as the Microsoft one just before you three. Yeah. It was weird timing for Apple to do that. I have, and normally I watch all those Apple conferences. I didn't watch and almost really didn't care about it. And they released the other travel. I always seemed boring. They released the Mac Pro. That was the Mac Pro looks weird.

Dude, I want one. It's tiny and powerful. It looks. I want to somebody did something to them and it looked really funny. And I can't remember the fuck it was making like R2D2 or something. Someone took a picture of a giant bin in a public place that looks exactly like it. Yeah, that someone put the Apple sticker right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's funny. Uh, no, oh, somebody, you know what somebody did?

Somebody put stickers on it, made it look like a bullet bill. And I thought that was funny. Oh, that's cool. That's funny. Nah, you gotta get one. This seems like a really cool idea. Like, having a computer that you could finally conceivably keep on your desk again. Because those Mac pros, there's no way you could put those on a desk and work.

So those are machines that have to go under your desk. They're so fucking big and heavy. Yeah, and let's have another Mac pro under the desk to support the weight of the one top. I just moved to offices. That was the worst part of the move. It was having to fucking lug my Mac pro upstairs. You weren't along as people to stay in one spot before you had to move at this office. Yeah, now I'm just getting shoved around in the place.

You move from the back of the past to the months. I've never been upstairs. Oh, ever? No. That's crazy. He was in his office because it was Jeff and I, you and the Matt, are the only ones who hadn't moved. And then you were the last.

So now it's just Matt and Jeff and I are the only two that haven't left our office. I'm going to have to roll in my office. I'm going to have to roll in my office. You should have seen how annoyed Jack was when he had to move his desk about eight inches. One foot to the right or to the left to make room for the new stand for the mics. You were actually annoyed. You were like, well my Jack sign's not completely centered under my desk now. Have you seen the wires? So that's why it's not centered. I wondered about it. I was like, I know Jack. I know that drives him crazy. Why the fuck is it? We had to shift the to fit the couch over there.

We move stuff. That couch has moved around like three or four times. Yeah. Well, if it was backpool, then I arrived in the rain. Yeah, it was in front of the window for a while. And now it's right in the desk. So we had to shift everything over to make it fit in there. When I was cleaning out my desk to move upstairs, I found like in the bottom desk drawer I had, I found a CVS bag filled with twinkies and like hostess products. I just like the day they discontinued on my way to the CVS down here in bottle bunch and I meant to do a bit on the

podcast and I forgot about it. Twinkies twinkies do not last forever. They don't really? I thought that was the whole point of zombie life. They were like shriveled up and hard. They were they were they they they I didn't taste them but they were they felt disgusting. I had, uh, of sound booth in my office when we first moved in here. And I, I stayed here one weekend, I painted it, and I put up the foam in the sound booth, and made it really nice and awesome. And Joe was in the other office that had a sound booth in it, and he, like, took the foam and, like, put thumbtaxing to hold it up, and it's like, didn't even cover the whole walls with it, just, like, piecemeal shit, and it was, like,ing to hold it up and it's like didn't even cover the whole walls with it just like piecemeal shit and it was like I'm mad on the floor and it was

awful and so nobody would ever want to record in Joel's office because it was the shitty sound booth and I had the nice sound booth so they'd always interrupt my work to come in to the nice sound booth then we get all moved around and over the course like a year Joel ended up in my office now somehow in the office, Joel used to be in, and people now come in my office to record. I've only had recorded in that one. In the one on this side, right? Yeah, and it's the shit, it's by far the shit you're one. And it's just like, it's just because Joel is just like,

it has a better mic. Here's what you made, you know what I'm saying. You gotta move that mic. You have a better mic in where you are now. Yeah. If you were to move that mic over to Joel's office, everyone would follow the mic. That sound closet is now filled with hard drives and shit.

It's all like... They did put sound. Listen, there's our reason why it was moved. I don't know what it was. Joel probably did it in midnight when I moved the mic out so that now it couldn't be used in his sound booth. There's nobody goes in there to interrupt Joel. You should never have something

that only you have that a lot of people need. You should be as far as... I did, there's a fucking another one right across the hallway, but nobody ever uses it. And when it was the other situation, they never used the other one. People just wanted to be by you. No, yeah, right, I'm sure.

They want to hang out with me and fucking Alan. In our office. What? Well, Alan's the shit. Don't talk shit about Alan. What's that? Alan's the shit that Alan's. Yeah, what are we doing in our office?

We're talking a business phone calls. Who wants to be part of it? Alan's my gambling buddy. I'm like, choose, yeah. Like, what are we doing in our office? We're talking a business phone call. Who wants to be part of it? Alan's my gambling buddy. I'm like, excuse me. Yeah. Like, sales. Yeah. Business development.

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You could do air desktop airplay mirroring. Yeah, yeah, and then it's recently added it where if you purchase like they do that Not iTunes match, but where if you buy music through it? It'll show up on your Apple TV without having to run it through a computer Whereas before you actually had to have it like connected to a computer just what what do you use? I play mirror info to make it Yeah, but I like the idea. Well, you can do that from your phone. Oh what? Yeah, we should get it We should get an Apple TV in here to run this like because we're always talking about going to website Well, we're looking at.

We're going to probably upgrade our video switcher. And the new switcher has the ability for two different devices to air place stuff to them. Oh, cool. So if I pull something up on the iPad or your phone, you could hit the airplane, send it directly to the switcher, which would get ingested into the stream automatically. Oh, that's cool.

All right. That's nice. So yeah, we're cross fingers. Hopefully I get a budget approval for that. So I have this thing now permanently, because I sleep a little bit later on the Sunday morning where I can't sleep on Sunday nights before this Monday podcasting. I just want to point out, we'll go back in a second.

Alright, I just said, like, people want to come to my office and hang out with me and Alan. And both Gavin and Jack go, oh, don't say bad things about Alan. Dude, I was fucking burning you. Nobody wants to hang out with you. But Alan, for Christ's sake! Well, I just said they want to see you and you said no. Nobody was talking smack about you. You were just like,

an Alan, why? Yeah, you were like, you should have been an Alan. It took shit by fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking everybody. It was dickheads. Anyway, tell it, Wait, I'm gonna tell you stupid fuck story, no, it gives a shit about, but that.

So you can't sleep on Sundays. That was the most wow ridiculous response ever. You're fucking at all. So how was that insult to you? What's that? Because I said, oh yeah, like people want to come and hang out and be an Alan they go, we're going to be an Alan. But Bernie, yeah, you're fucking piece of shit. Nobody wants to hang out with you. You're right there. It can still be giving you a drink. What do you want? Do you want a I think a topo Chico?

Oh, I'm a Chico I'm sorry. I interrupt you. You can't sleep. Oh, yes So I was thinking about stuff and the ultimate question I came up with last night, which I was thinking about the ultimate question Hold on the ultimate question Bob Bob the ultimate question. It is So I'm gonna do this before they do the smash close up on my face. All right.

If you had a big aquarium. Don't you get Google open? No. If you had a massive aquarium and you drop, and you just put it in space, right? Okay. And then you took away the aquarium. There's just a glob of water in space.

Yeah. There's a fish in it. Does the fish know that it's in space? Does it feel different for the fish? Does the fish understand space? No, but does the fish tell that there's no gravity? I'm sure I'm sure it doesn't fish. Does the fish know it's in aquarium? First of all Because fish have like swim bladders to regulate them because the gravity right swim blindness Swim bladders like that way they they maintain their posture like they're right they stay right side up that's why fish don't swim sideways or upside down. They do when they're a bit sick there. Right but if they're in space there's no gravity so I think they can't write themselves. You ever seen the video of the cat

in the zero G? Yeah yeah turn it up. So just spin around. Just end up floating water in space. There's air not float in water in space? You just don't do that. Oh, we got it. We're good. What's wrong? We're fine. We got my drink. This is going to explode. Nah, it's good. Not for good. Juggit. Wow. Does air not float in water in space? So you have a big sphere of water. Right. Blow a bubble in it. Does it go to the top? It probably just maintains in space. So you have a big sphere of water. Right. Blow a bubble in it. Does it go to the top? It probably just maintains in it. Like just in the middle. Yeah. Yeah. What would happen? Like if you put, if you had a fish in a glob of water in space, where the fish initially swim and just go out to the edge of the... He's like, oh, he comes out of the one. He's like, oh, shit.

Okay, this is also assuming that you don't release the water and it doesn't boil instantly and disappear. Yeah. That would happen. Space is like very hot and very cold. Okay, well let's say they're like, no pressure. That's really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really They were flying so used caps all up. They build a new addition to the space station water proof room. Yeah, they bring up astronaut fish. I wonder what we didn't notice once it's swim out of the water whether it's out of the water. It went out of the water. Yeah, if it's swim out the side of the water, it can't propel itself anymore. Yeah, well, I don't know. The fish would die. I mean, that's I mean, it would be an oxygen as opposed to in water. Oh, you mean, in the... Yeah, we made it swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim. Yeah, yeah, and then, oh shit, like, he goes out to the outer edge of the bubble of water.

He doesn't recognize that it ends, and he goes through it, and he's like, oh shit. And like, you know, he's in a sphere. Welcome to last night in my brain, buddy. I was just going to... I was just going to go to sleep. This is... I'm just lying there. I totally had a gavin moment in my head. I was thinking, how awesome would it be to have like a ball pit in space?

Yeah, like that would be fucking cool and you walk up to it and everything would just be kind of that's not a Gavin That's like a seven-year-old stuff. Yeah, which is Gavin So how are some of that be they have a ball pit in space? It should be called being space. I mean, and I'm even doing it. It also be called to have a thermos in space Fucking space dude. It'd be everything would be cool to have Alan in space Has NASA ever acknowledged a conducting sex experiments in space? Yes, oh they have yeah, I assess This is really heavy heavy Institution of it really yeah, yeah, there was a whole thing like no one's ever officially had sex in space

I'll look it up There was like some kind of sense of obligation? Like the astronauts are like, so, uh, are we gonna do this? Yeah, so... I don't know, or do you want to? No, absolutely. It totally makes sense. Hold on, let's say, uh, sex in space.

I mean, why else would I be doing that? I'm not talking about jerking off, Brandon. I'm talking about putting it in. Because straight to see me. It's awesome. It's always, not equally as awesome. Barrel? Yeah, of course, I assume every, every astronaut has jacked up. That's awesome. How is it not equally as awesome? Barrel?

You have course I assume every astronaut has jacked off in space. I guarantee you. Really? No. Why not? Come on. You used your one chance in your life to jack off in space? You just cleaned the lid.

Why would you do it? In space? You put it in. But would you do it? How do they put poo in space? They have toilet. Well, of course they have toilets. They have like vacuum toilets. So it sucks it out of your office space. Well, it's like it's like it's a it's a it's sucking in that general area It's not like they insert a tube or anything

It would be like something comes out and gets sucked out. I was just getting out of that commander-half-year-old guy to be on the podcast sometimes answer all these questions. I wish we I wish we could have done that while he was still in space. I know the guy, right? Like, Ed knows the guy. I'm we could have done that while he was still in Spain. And nothing I, right? Like, Ed knows the guy. I'm so sad that he came back down. Really? You really enjoyed it?

He was like eight months, right? Yeah, I think we'll six months of it. Yeah, you see when they have the three of them after they came down and they're all sitting in those chairs with their, like, they have like some kind of like, little, like, reflective cape on for heat, I guess. And they're just all sitting there. They look miserable.

I can't imagine returning this Earth from space of being in zero G for that long in orbit and then coming back to Earth. It would be like being newborn again. You'd be like, everyone's heavy and shitty and you'd be just so conscious. Every stat would be like, oh. Don't they have like two weeks in quarantine

where they can't really do anything? When kids get like space flu? Well, no, it's like, you know, it's kind of readjust. Like they do. I don't think they do that anymore. Do they? I thought they had something. I remember in between the guys.

The thing when they go back to the moon. I know that they test them a lot. They do blood tests and exercise tests on them and stuff. And bone density tests because they you your bones go away if you don't exercise in space. Right. Did you see the video that he did with Ed and Bernadette? He was pretty bad at it.

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He did a bunch of cool stuff. He did a bunch of cool stuff. He did a bunch of cool stuff. He did a bunch of cool stuff. He did a bunch of cool stuff. He did a bunch of cool stuff. He did a bunch on his eyeballs. He did with the washcloth. He wrung out a washcloth. Yeah, we know it's about that lottery. Yeah, did you? God, we out. We got a couple weeks ago. That was one hour's on. It's about two weeks ago. Yeah, it's been looking up around the year. He missed two weeks of podcast. No, I've been gone about four weeks, three or four weeks.

I've been going to this before E3. Maybe a bit. I was E3 and then after E3, who were you E3 and then after E3 with Alan Alan the entire time I'll say I'll say I'll say I'll say cool dude man so um which Alan was here right now yeah cuz it was me it was me Ray Jack and Alan went out there I still don't understand how we were the dickheads in that coolness I just don't understand that too fuck you guys cuz you're mine I'm gonna play you the and then uh where was I after that? I was somewhere. I went to the big Dallas last week. I went to Ed's concert. We just hung my head.

Yeah, we went to Barinacad ladies. No, he's a concert. To see him. And then it's a team event. We talked about the future of television. Oh, is that what you were doing? No. You should have been here.

You were literally, you left the future of television. Because you have a talk left the future of television. I know. Because you have a talk about the future of television. Can I tell you something? This might be, you know, given the indication of where we are, maybe I'm getting jaded or something. We got invited to go. During E3, I left because I went to a lunch.

Okay, so the way he phrases it, so we had plans. We had set this thing up. He's like, we have this thing we have to shoot at noon. And so I was like, okay, so Ray and I are walking around. It's like, okay, noon's coming up. We, you know, we got to get there. And then Bernie Texas, he's like, sorry, can't do lunch, or sorry, gotta push. Forgot I had lunch set up with Don Matric and Steven Spielberg. Oh, which is like, uh-huh. How do you forget that? I didn't mention George Lucas. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. George, you didn't want to mention it. Lucas. Oh, yeah, yeah You don't want to mention it you like yeah, and Yeah, but it's like how do you spend a while? He's like a new like a Oh, God, it's like how do you forget lunch with the Spielberg and no we was it was a thing It was like it was all about the future television. It was just lunch and we came out and there was a scushing and afterwards And actually got a lot of press about Spielberg and Lucas saying that the Studio systems dance. Did you systems that that that was that thing and and Don match a few runs Xbox was a part of it So so why was Don matchgivol is it because of the heavy Xbox television?

It's all because of the Xbox being so entertainment heavy. Did you ever see the Xbox hardware announcement in one minute? Yeah, that was that was TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV I was like, Ashley, you want to go? She's like, let's go. We just think left. You know what I mean? That's pretty jaded at this point to be like, yeah. Because it was like listening for as much respect as I have for those guys and how much they shaped my childhood, listening to them talk about the future of television just felt to me like, okay, I do this kind of every day. You know what I mean? It's like, wow, you mean people are going to be able to make their own TV? Wow, this is crazy.

It's like, it's so big news to them. Yeah. It's like, the word for it is to say, it's coming own TV. Well, this is crazy. It's like this big news to them. Yeah. It's like, the worst part is to say, it's coming. It's coming. It's coming. It's like, oh, we know dozens of people who are doing this stuff every fucking day. Yeah, it is already dead.

It is already dead. It's like dead and it doesn't know it. That's crazy. Yeah, we're like the paramedic who was like, watch the guy fall off the. Yeah, television like. They're like, I still waiting for the body. Yeah, I mean, basically. Yeah, it's frustrating hearing people talk about the internet and like oh you know

content on the internet is like we talked about you three when the internet doesn't count yeah god dude that's uh... piss me off what do you know yeah so you i think you were there are you are when we were we were interesting we're getting a bad and we were like went up there and we you know well i needed was one more badge you know because she was going to be helping out with camera stuff

and uh... we get there and I'm like, okay, well, you know, we have five million subscribers on YouTube, because we had to prove, you know, that we were a legit source, whatever. And so we get up there and I show this woman, and she's like, oh, I've talked to my manager, and manager comes up and like, here's our channel on, you know, YouTube, like we're top 20 streamer on YouTube,

or top 20 partner on YouTube, five million subscribers. She literally said, oh, we'll internet doesn't count. Like, internet doesn't count. I was like, where are you fucking kidding me? I was looking okay, it probably something like this, you know? But it was like, you know, it's like internet doesn't count.

That's what 90% of the people there are broadcasting to or it's off the on. And it's just like, well, the problem is too, is that I guess they're usually dealing with people all day who are like, they have a blog and they have to have some kind of filter So yeah, what I mean there. It's just like I don't know at what point

How many million does it take for someone to go? Oh, okay, that's serious. Yeah, well I was upsetting I can take my film buddies like that are You know they work in in L.A. And I see them when I'm out there. It's like what are you doing this week? It's like oh they This gaming studio sent us over a bunch of these there. It's like, what are you doing this week? It's like, oh, this gaming studio sent us over a bunch of these games that's coming out next week. It's this X game. I go, the fuck you have that?

And they go, I like to see it. Sort of a house like, this was in the case with last episode. It would be an example of the last of us. They would all have it a week early. But they work in film. The gaming studio goes the other way to ship all these copies of this game to like, I guess other artists is like a show of like

Comradery or something, but it's like they're not gonna cover they're not gonna make a movie saying we played this game or something like that But they have like two dozen copies and meanwhile gosh you have one copy of a game and we're all like waiting for you Yeah, so we can get it You know, I mean that's a weird thing about achievement hunter and rooster teeth in general is like we've talked about this before where We don't do proper reviews and we're never going to do proper reviews, you know? Yep. And so the fact that we're- I would say we're never going to do them.

Well, I mean- We talked about it before, but who knows, maybe we'll expand it in the patch. But our philosophy is we talk about the stuff we'd like. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But even then, it's like, we're not an editorial site. Like, we play the stuff that we enjoy and then we talk about the stuff we enjoy. But we're not going to be like, oh, well, the sound wasn't good and the graphics weren't as good, you know, like we don't do that stuff. We don't do scores. Yeah, it's just like that's a good way to put it on a scale of one to ten now.

No, no, no, no, it's like upscale. This game is better than this game. Even though they're not related. Like we're not going to end up on metacritic, you know, and like it's because of that, it seems like it hurts us almost in some situation. It is a weird thing that because we are not critical of the games, it's weird that we don't get as much like respect coming back the other way from the gaming industry for that kind of stuff like exposure. We put it like the patch as our podcast shot the number one again in that category again we're at the top of the gaming categories in iTunes. But it's like but because we don't say hey your game

shitty after they give it to us. It's really weird because if you don't call something shitty you can't be validated when you say something's good Is that what it is? I guess like to go balance like you they don't have that well We're better than whatever that they said we should I still feel like we mentioned pros and cons about every game We talk about yeah, but I feel like we're fair about it. Yeah I mean Well, you guys that we were playing flock which by the way somebody discovered the flock game that I played with you and Jeff and Joel way back. That's online. Somebody posted it.

Well, it was that posted. Apparently, it was like, my favorite thing was always people just like playing the games and talking like and back in the achievement guide days. Like, we did the Left for Dead one and then we did, I think we did the following week after Left for Dead. We said, oh, let's do another one of these. We didn't know what to call them. We just called them podcast guys.

Guys. Yeah. And we did it. But then we all watched and we're like, yeah, I don't know if this is all that interesting. So I put out like three minutes of it for sponsors saying, yeah, we made this video, but we didn't like it. We didn't like it. And in fact, people were talking to us on Twitter just now saying, whenever you guys

talk about a video like you shoot something for achievement hunter, just let us know when it's gonna come out. We don't know. A lot of times nowadays, we shoot things and we don't know when they're gonna come out. So the last thing we wanna do is set the expectation that a video is coming out at a certain time and then it doesn't come out.

Yeah, that brand you might upgrade an iPhone. Who knows? That happened to us with, I think Monopoly or something. Like we mentioned that on Awew, and then we made something that week that we thought was amazing. Put that out instead, and then all of a sudden people were like, where's Monopoly? Where's Monopoly?

Where's Monopoly? And I was like, god damn it. No, it's, yeah. So we try not to do too much scheduling, communication, except for, on these days, we do these shows. Yeah. That kind of thing. There's a downside for me doing so many videos in advance when

We do a really good one like for example we finish playing GTA 4 cops and crooks or something Yeah, yeah, and we'll stop recording and I'll be like I can't wait to see that damn it It's gonna be yeah, but then you forget about it and like we've got people now We're literally just editing our stuff And it's nice to be like and then like they'll turn in a video But like oh shit, I forgot about this and then you you to see it for the first time again, you know It's kind of cool like god the cops and crooks part one the dump trucks coming off anyway You should watch cops and crooks part one if you haven't yet. I love seeing those videos every time

I know you'll have a final Pot too just come out you just put up her to yeah, I think I crashed a helicopter into the water And I pulled it and I pulled it back out you know in GCA where you at that moment where you You just put up our tea, yeah. I crashed a helicopter into the water. And I pulled it back out. You know in GTA where you at that moment where you're clipping the water, it's like, I'm in. I kind of clip the propellers and they slow down to the point where it's about to sink in. But then I bounced the tail out and it kind of got the speed up again. I took off.

It was probably the closest I've ever seen in software. Almost completely over. Go into the water and then come back out. I've never seen anything incredible. And so you knew we were recording at the time. Yeah, it was in the video. That's good. GTA is one of the most frustrating games to play because you have amazing stuff that happens all the time.

And then you can't go back and get it. So what you talked about how in the PC version you have that, yeah, this is the most fun from last week. I actually, I bought, what you call it solo bike or lone, lone, lone, lone wolf, lone wolf, bike, yeah. I bought the PC version after I bought the Xbox version just for replays I didn't play the actual campaign I just drove around. I don't

recam stuff. When GTA 4 came out it didn't grab me I didn't want to play it when I watch the videos you all put out it's like I really want to pick that back up and play it. Yeah. Like I read the bottom. Before GTA 5. We've been doing the thing now where we'll load the game and like when we're waiting to get in the multiplayer. Some reason I saved and it worked and so I keep I have to talk to him before GTA 5. We've been doing the thing now where we'll load the game and when we're waiting to get into multiplayer, for some reason, I saved and it worked. And so I keep kicking off the beginning of the campaign over and over again.

So I like watch that cut scene where the guy gets spanked and stuff like over and over and over again. And finally, I'm like, I need to start playing this game again. I need to replay the whole damn thing. That is one thing I do dislike about games is when there's a gimmick to get to a different part of the game. But I don't want to have to go into the single-player game and pull out my phone to get to multiplayer. I want to just be a rare case for that.

There were you go to your apartment, you load up the campaign to then load multiplayer. Very few games do that. But I don't know why you did that way. Maybe that's the worst example, but a lot of games will be like, calibrations or something that have like an in-game term for options or something else. And it's like, is this the options? It won't be doing here. Like you have to figure out in game speak what you're actually doing. Yeah. Dead Rising 3 has really cool integration with it. They were showing off at E3 where the character has a phone, which then the interface for that

matches exactly what's on smart glass or your phone while you're holding it. Oh, that's cool. So it matches up and he finds ringtones and you get them on your phone. Like you find stuff in the game that then translates straight one to one across. That's pretty good. So you find ringtones in the game that automatically show up on your phone?

Right, because it's the same interface. Like your phone in your hand is the phone in the game because smart glass, and that's how you use it. So you're like running an app that sort of like, you know, makes it look like it's that phone. That's pretty freaking awesome. You can move my mind. I don't know why I can think anymore.

Yeah, it's pretty cool. I'm loving that we're starting to see some really cool integration. It seemed like that was the big thing. This E3 was every game had some kind of tablet integration. Yeah. Or some kind of like other screen. I wonder if they could do it with the camera in the game.

How so? Well, there's a lot of like GTA has missions where you have to pull up your dumb, you know, like other screen. I wonder if they could do it with the camera in the game. How so? Well, there's a lot of like GTA has missions where you have to pull up your dumb, you know, 2001 style phone and take a picture of something. If you could do it with your actual phone and have like a different view on there. Oh, it's almost like the Wii U. Yeah, like while you're driving, you can just be like, right? Everybody's zombie you on the Wii U.

So you hold the Wii U gamepad like this, what you're playing on the screen, and then you go into a scanning mode, where you pick it up, and you scan with it, you look around the room, and it's the room in the game. But you turn around in the physical room, and you look for stuff. I haven't played it. If that game lost me pretty quickly,

but I thought that was a really good thing. I think it was like a little bit too much, but yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, I don't want anything that's gonna make me like, get up, like, what do this, hold on playing? Like, I want to keep looking Have you tried out the Oculus Rift yet? No, that's I am not excited at all About the fucking Oculus really I don't care when it make for cool. It's like machine. I'm a

Shit that's failed multiple times No one wants virtual reality. I don't want nothing but good things about it. Yeah. No one wants some shitty thing you put on your face and you you sit there like that, you know, closed off from the rest of the world. I know. No. I want to absolutely not. I'll take it. If you probably send me one, I'll take it. Please. I'll even say shitty things about it. Like the thing. You have eight out of ten. I'll talk shit about it. Yeah. for you on your behalf. I'm looking forward to next revision. I don't think anybody wants an experience like that. Like, when you think about all the tablet integration,

it's integration on another screen where you can look at. It's not something you're putting on your face like this and blocking out your field of vision and making it an exclusive experience. Is it because you wear glasses? That's part of it, yes. Yeah. You have the Google dumb.

I Google glass. Yeah. It's not Google dumb. It's a big problem. Yeah, That's part of it. Yes. Yeah. You have the Google dumb. Google Glass. Yeah. It's not Google dumb. Of course, what? It's a big column. Yeah, it's a big dumb. No, it's a big column. What do you do with Google Glass?

If it's pretty cool. There's still, you know, obviously developing stuff for right now. Do you take it? Yeah. How much you did? Yeah, that was expensive. How much was it pretty cool?

Can you stay? What do you do? I do. Well, I mean, right now, you can do, you can basically do Google Hangouts with people. Awesome. You're asking why you didn't do it. That's what you can do. Yeah, that do. Well, I mean, right now you can do, you can basically do Google Hangouts with people. Awesome. You're asking why you didn't do it. That's what you can do.

Yeah, cool. You can read Twitter. They've got apps where you can read websites. There's a phone in your eye. Yeah, you can make calls from it. It's like, fuck you guys. Take video, take photos. Like, you can do your own stream.

I've worn it three or four times. But you already wore it. You've to wear it. You wouldn't wear it in everyday life, wouldn't it? No, I wouldn't. Because it's like a big tron thing in the front of your eyes. Yeah, I mean, it's basically like, it's a frame. Like, I've taken my glasses off the wearer.

Because they don't have a prescription on me yet. And so, like, it's pretty cool. Because like, streaming stuff from your eyes is pretty neat. I'm going to take it to RTX and then try to do some Google streaming from my glasses. Does it look like it's right there? You can stream from it? Yeah.

It's got a camera. Yeah, it's got a camera, front facing camera. Imagine you're actually leaving that on. Right. Right. You just see some, but basically imagine, like, imagine you're holding like a, like a magazine, like right here. Like it's just above your field of vision, like right here, and that's what you're looking at.

Imagine I'm tardy. I'm gonna say we have at our TX, can we have Jaxry? I'm reading my latest message. Okay, I'll do it. Well, I mean as long as the battery survives, sure I'll do that. You're gonna have to pee a lot like this. It's not something you forget you have on. It's like, oh shit, that's right.

Well, the internet's seen my penis. So, do you, when you're not doing anything, is there nothing on it? Yeah, it's like oh shit that's right well the internet seen my penis so do you you when you're not doing anything is there nothing on it yeah it's just dark so there's a couple ways you turn it on where I mean it's nothing's on it so you see through it it's like the room docker no no it's like I mean it's a it's like a mirrored thing so you see through it but unless you see you I know I know all right and the way like you can light it up either touching the side of it and it turns on or you can actually set it where it's got a like a like a Level on it. So if you look up it'll like if you look up over 30 degrees it'll turn on so you can glance up

But to people walking down the street good Everyone everyone is very excited about Jack wearing Google why if you don't board it? All right, they are firmly in your camp. All right, firmly in your camp. I'm excited, it'll be fun. Including Adam. Who, by the way, is probably sleep deprived and not at all. Actually, Adam was very excited. When he found out I made it in the Google Explorer thing, like he got, he was very jealous of it.

Google Explores, that's what it's called. That's what you sow patches into a fucking sash. You learn how to make a fucking virtual campfire for your goddamn Google hangout. You're like, oh boy, I got my glass badge today. I didn't have to sew anything, it came with the patch. So how much do you say how much you pay? How much do you pay?

$1500. Whoa! I was thinking of a tester basically. Sorry? If you made a test, I was thinking like $200, maybe. I was thinking $250,000. I was thinking of $200,000. I think it's $200,000.

To me, this is bleeding edge stuff. If this becomes the next big thing, it's like, imagine getting an iPhone. That's all I can get now is for any of all it gets bleeding. It's pretty cool. That's all well good, but in four years, when they cost 100 quid and nobody uses them, you'll be the guy who spent 1500 bucks on it.

Okay. I'm the guy who spent $600 in my first iPhone. You did? Yeah, I got iPhone day one or $600. And then three months later, no, then three months later, they lowered the price. They did one or whatever. Yeah, and that was, that was. And they gigged, it's device.

Technology's always expensive. I found a computer that I bought in like 1995. I mean, it was a piece of shit. I posted a picture of it because it's still expensive. I bet your phone was 10 times more powerful than that. Oh, easily, easily. It was like a P90, P90, 90.

And I think it paid like 2,500 bucks for it. And that was old money. Yeah. I remember we getting a 16-year-old. Yeah. I know you like. We had a 16-year-old hard drive for like $400. And I was excited.

When I was a much younger, my family got our first computer. It was a 486 SX 25 megahertz. And then like two years later, after the DX's had come out, I upgraded. I bought the math co-processor and put it in there. I was like, yeah, and I upgraded from four to eight megs of RAM. X-wing ran like butter after that. Like the scent was so smooth.

Well, everyone kept talking about goddamn battlefront with the Disney purchase of LucasArts. Yeah. And then LucasArts being shut down. What the hell happened to the X-wing tie fighter franchise? That was probably one of the best flight simulators ever. That was a great one. And that going back to what we talked about, that's one of those games where when you launched it,

it showed you like the symbols for a planet name and you had to look in the instruction book. I lost my instruction book, but you knew what Yavin was. I memorized every one of those fucking ruins. And when I would see it, I'd be like, oh, Yavin, Coruscant, or whatever. I knew them all. And I could still play that game. I can read Nordic ruins because of Ultima.

I can. I can just sit down and read them. So this day. Crazy. Yeah, it's crazy. Do you not wish you could remove that from your brain to make it? No, because they're in the hobbit and stuff and I'm reading them. And I'm always looking for Easter eggs.

I want to do it. That's not. Oh, it's just North fucking gibberish. We grew always looking for Easter eggs. I want to see what- That's not- Or just North fucking gibberish. We grew up in North Austin yesterday and a drove past Richard Garriott's house. Like, you know, off 360 you can see his house up there and it's like, how does one person live in a house that size? Man, all of us have a house in West Austin. It's like, where do all these people do?

Well, I mean, he's got the house, he's got a castle, and he's got a giant telescope- Oh, he's got a like a giant telescope My turn like a observatory. Yeah, and it's just like goddamn and you can see it like takes a chunk out of the hill Man, it must be a rough one. He's gonna be doing TX right and and a talk that's cool I don't remember the schedule. I think it's on Saturday afternoon. That's awesome But yeah, I'm excited like I've seen him talk. I've actually never met him. He was even here, I didn't get a chance to meet him.

Why are you going to meet him? It's funny, actually, when we were working the old office downtown, Kerry and I worked on something in Bernie rewarded us for helping out with something by buying us premier tickets to go see the new Predators movie, the one that Robert Rodriguez produced. The one that shot here in Austin. And so Kerry and I went and saw this movie,

and we sat down, and I had a beer, and this guy sat down next to me, looked over and it was Richard Garry. And the whole time, I was like, I wanna say something. I wanna say something, but I didn't say anything to him. And then at one point, I got up, I'm like, I'm gonna get a beer,

Kerry won a beer, and then he was too young, and I was like, do you wanna beer? And he just kinda looked at me, and he was like, no, of course not. Who the fuck are you? And then I left and felt really embarrassed. I remember not. When they were filming predators, that's when we worked downtown, No, of course not. Who the fuck are you? And then I left and felt really embarrassed. I remember not.

When they were filming predators, that's when we worked in downtown, and that we had the hideout coffee shop next door. Like, three days in a row, I ran into Walton Goggins down in front of the hideout, because he was in that movie. We played Shane Van Drell in the shield. And I'm a big shield fan, so everyone else is like, it's out there.

So how do you approach that? Have you seen someone famous that you're a fan of in public? Do you approach I didn't say anything and then afterwards Bernie said I probably should have said at least Hey, I just want to say I'm a big fan of your work, which I am Yeah, I should have at least validated him. Yeah, that's like I was on a flight with Ken marino from the state And like it's the same sort of deal. I'm like I'm just a fan man You know, I don't want a photo don't want an autograph. But I just want to say appreciate your work. Yeah, that's like I think this is easiest kind of smoothest thing to do I did that what like I've rarely seen famous people outside of Actually productions I was working on and then never said anything on those because it's not really professional

But I once saw Rowan at considering the supermarket that I worked in oh wow he asked me where root ginger was I was like it's over here By the way, it's really nice to meet you. And he's like, oh, thanks. Didn't you make a journal or was teeth about that when that happened? Yeah, it's on that. I remember that. It was like, guys, a legend.

Eight years ago, maybe. Pointing out ginger to Mr. Bean. So apparently Richard Gary, let's talk is at 430 on Saturday in room 19, which is one of our big panel rooms. I have to be careful talking to my RTX because the stuff I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about. I'm gonna talk a little more about it more about it after I read this here.

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So if anyone wants some of that, I'm the guy who came to you today. All right, there you go. Pass it on. We actually, a fan sent us an box of stuff today. We got a really cool thing. We're a fan in his, like it was a father and a son. They made the Achimahana guys like pins.

And they were, they were specifically made for each of us. Maybe what, what pins? Like, like, right? They said pimps, okay. He's saying pins. Pins. But he means pens. Pins, okay.

Pins. I'm, yeah, I was just so confused. You kept saying pins, but you were doing this. Oh, okay. Anyway, so like, like when they're all like themes, so like mine was the Achimahana colors. And I think Jeff's was like, in an or, like an ornish're all like themes. So like mine was the Chief Monitor colors. And I think Jeff's was like, in an orange tree or something like that, like the color of it was orange.

And the orange, like some sort of British wood that is found on the dashboard of Aston Martin's. Yeah, that is cool. It's really neat. It's like stuff like that is, wow, that's actually really cool. And then it was like, but the head of the pen is like a bullet. So it's like, it's pretty neat looking. So stuff like that's nice.

RTX 2013. So we had a big. So we had a big. So we had a big press release a few days ago announcing a lot of our programming. And I feel like maybe we didn't promote it as much as we should have. But just because we're so crazy, like busy doing a lot of other things. But among the some of the announcements that we're so crazy, like busy doing a lot of other things. But among the, some of the announcements that were made is that Freddie Delbus is going to be there

premiering a trailer for a video game high school season two. It's awesome. It'll be like the first time any of it's been shown. That's cool. Anywhere. Microsoft, 343 coming back, doing a big hila four tournament. That's gonna be a blast. Yeah, are they bringing anything?

I can't say any more besides that. Well, they said in the E3 in the video that you and I were in, they said, next stop is RTX. And we were looking at Halo as far as assault. Yes. So I'm hoping they'll show up at that. I don't know. Got a they've got a they've got a pretty big booth and they're they're definitely running a a great tournament with lots of cool prizes. I will say Spartan Asphalt at Spartan Sparta. Spartan Asphalt at E3 was a lot of fun to play. That was the first dual thums to play in an iPad. That was a lot of fun.

Jack, it's not what you played on? It's not an iPad. It's a Windows 8 tablet. It's a lot of fun. Yeah, a Surface. They were giving one of those away. The highest score of the day got a got a surface. And those things are pretty cool.

You know, and that's the thing is like you never know like the score we had to beat on level one in order to win a surface tablet was 250,000. I was like, that sounds easy. You know what you play the game? What scores mean? We got like 80,000. Yeah, like 80. And I have no idea how the people got to.

Yeah, and then I think I think Jessica was there. A BS angel. She was there and she's like like the highest any developers I was like 200,000 so like someone was just crushing developers doors So and it's not like I don't know. I feel like I killed everything Yeah, and let me get a kill it and like the chain the kills and all that stuff So the game's got an scoring complexity that's a little bit more in depth. Yeah, it's fun a lot of fun You go to remember you're at that you're not very good at Halo games. Do you remember when we played ODST? I am not very good at Halo games.

I've never seen you more annoyed than when you were playing ODST-5 fight. You were just getting minced off. Why? You were probably 20 minutes from Rage Grid in that last play we did. You think so? I was like, you're not doing combos or whatever Kill it everything Really stop you with it because you had really low score and you were dying that's why I don't even pay mass if I do

I'm just like fuck just running around Yell and in screaming I pick up that sniper rifle and embarrasses shit out of myself Although I didn't play with the sniper rifle today in something There's a sniper rifle seen in last bus. It's fucking a blast. That's a lot of fun. Gus. Do you like your iPad mini? I do. I'm in fact, I'm wondering Twitter on it right now Dude, I have one of those and I use it more than my laptop in my house now It's like my laptop is I don't know if I could use it for that. I like my laptop. I like having more function Someone asked on Twitter if they can use their tablet instead of the printed event bright

Someone asked on Twitter if they can use their tablet instead of the printed event bright Ticket yeah, you can bring a tablet or iPhone please if you're coming to RTX bring your ticket whether you bring it on your phone Your tablet or print it out it'll make check in and getting out of there a lot faster for you If we don't have to look you up by name if we can scan something much easier So what's a good way somebody will ask on Twitter, and this is BanjoJ. What's a good way to approach you guys, since we were talking about us approaching people we were recognized in public.

What's a good way to approach you guys, is it too much to ask for a picture if I randomly bump into yous? I don't know, you use it before. No, I don't mind. I don't mind. As long as I'm not in the bathroom, or like sitting down and actively eating something.

Yeah. I think who put out the tweet that said if you prank or hearty X event, you know, our salt staff member, even in jest, you'll be escorted from the event. Those are the kicks events. I know, but who put it out? I think it was Barbara. Maybe yeah, would something come up as a result? I don't know. Those are the kicks events. On the T-acements. What do you know, but who put it out? I think it was Barbara, maybe. Yeah. Would something come up as a result?

I don't know. It made me curious, too. I wanted to send a follow-up treat that was like, if you bring a staff member ice cream, you will not be escorted out from the event. Right. You'll be going to high five. And ice cream will be appreciated, though.

No, because definitely it could. What's that? Oh, carrots that ice cream will be knocked out of your hand. So I mean, that's something that you definitely worry about, is people who maybe feel a little too familiar will be knocked out of your hand. So I mean, that's something that you definitely worry about is people who maybe feel a little too familiar. I'm not in the joke. People who are, you know, that happens a lot.

Yeah, that happens a lot. I was like, you're like, I'm worried about that with Gavin for a while when people say, I can't wait to go to RTX and slap Gavin. It's like, you're not gonna slap Gavin at RTX. Yeah. Some dudes slap me on the arm in Australia. And it's almost like he felt embarrassed by afterwards.

He was like, I really wanted to slap you. It was like, oh, Barbara said specifically, because people were getting together and we're gonna throw a wet bread at Gavin. Yeah, that would obviously, I would think would obviously be crossing a line. Yeah, that's way over the line. But even like, I remember when you guys were on Australia,

someone had hung shoe and kicked a shoe at you. That's true, yeah, yeah. That's me for me, I'd be like, as long as I don't get, like, because I don't want to have to be serious with anyone. So we're just like, we're just having a laugh, right? That's what a lot of xx is. We're having a good time.

Yeah. Hang it out and take a picture and stuff. But I don't have to be like, don't throw your shirt me and get annoyed, because then they get a pissy, they're gonna remember me like, like I'm annoyed at them. Yeah, yeah. But at the same time, you're like, like, like, I mean, who who who in there? Who would think that's okay to do that's what confused me? Someone followed me in the bathroom last RTA. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's weird If you think of Vegas where like Mike Tyson's come along and a guy just walks up to him and slugs him

It's because they want to punch Mike Tyson Jesus Christ. I would never do that I'm like poking a bear like you don't do that like punching a bear Direct correlation. I would, it's direct correlation. I would just say, be the shit out of you. So that reminds me, I've told a few people outside of the podcast this, but now that I have cable, I got cable for Game of Thrones, I told myself, but now I'm just watching all the crappiest shows

in the world. There's one show, I don't even know, I think it's on True TV or something. It's a TV show called Vegas Strip. And imagine if it's like cops, but they only follow police officers patrolling the strip in Las Vegas. Oh, God.

So it's just like constantly drunk people, people pissing in public, people trying to buy drugs or soliciting. Yeah. And it just, that show has proven to me, as a tourist, you cannot get arrested in Las Vegas. There was a guy like obviously way too drunk. Didn't know where he was staying. No shoes covered in blood.

Like what's going on? Like oh I just beat some guy up. Like what? Oh you know I, yeah I hit my punch, Jim. He's like okay we're taking you back to your hotel room. What? They walked up on this one guy buying cocaine from a drug dealer and they're like where you from I'm just like oh from Ohio or whatever and they're like all right listen you know we're really taking a jail we're not gonna take it to jail if you just give us a statement on who you bought drugs from it's like that guy all right not here have a good night sir like the you just let this guy go I never stood the no shoes thing like so many people lose their shoes when they're trying to win

Australia and we saw Alfie Allen running down the street. He plays the Theon Greyjoy in Game of Thrones. We just called it out because he was with us on the bus everybody who talked to him sometimes and he was just running by and he was like, all right guys, there's Theon Greyjoy, I call it out, we're no shoes on. Well it was between Game of Thrones season two and season three and he wouldn't go into detail for us I guess it couldn't but he was in the process of trying to lose he said 60 pounds right? He told us in stone and we were doing the calculations on that. I mean that makes sense now like what he was doing.

Yeah because of the scenes he's got. Yeah but you feel like he should have been able to tell you the books have been out. No I guess it's true but I guess that was not a big scene in the books actually. Oh okay. His stuff in season three. Plus, he's probably smart. Yeah, those bus rides. But he said, you know, I've always captured it.

I like the way he described his part, because he was kind of very modest about it. He's like, oh, I was a game of thrones. I mean, season one, I'm pretty much just like a really graphic sexy. And then a season two, I actually did most of his stuff. My character's really understood. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I actually you know to most of his Is like my characters really understood it's like I'm just Those those bus rides in Australia were definitely like the weirdest trippiest type kind of things ever

They will look around is like they were just trying you from never in the story Yeah, that was the most exhausting day. Oh, he's on yours too Yeah, apparently he comes around a lot of those and then tattoos and mohawk and then Not thalya what's her name from a game of thrones the the the wildling Natalia Natalia Natalia yeah, yeah, sorry. Yeah, she was on there. She's her name is oops in that what's a wild link? Aasha aasha Never remember name hello But then you see it, it's just like, man, so we.

Gosh, is that far off. I didn't like, but I felt like when we used to go down there, like, you know, we used to go down for events back in like, god, 05, 06 a lot. I felt like the crew I constant ran into was like the old Firefly crew. Yeah, and I was always there. Jewel State, the woman who's the consort,

Morena, whatever. Like I would always like, we'd be, we'd stay at the hotel I'd be like oh what's up dual like you like pass each other in the hall and I have a photo with me and Adam Baldwin that Ray Park who is Darth Maul That's like people talk about like what's like the coolest or the most unusual thing that's come about because of Rishi And it's I think it's those trips. Yeah, absolutely Because like you encounter other people that you're like huge fans of and you're on the same level as them for some weird reason.

Yeah, that's like me. Like I was on a bus trip with I in the sitting next to like this old British guy started talking it was Dave Gibbons who was the like the the the artist for the watchman. It's like holy shit. And so I'm talking to Dave Gibbons and like we're talking back and forth and I'm like yeah, I do stuff on the internet. It's like we do these video game stuff He's like oh that's cool and he's like are you on this Twitter thing? It's crazy

I've got 20,000 Twitter followers. I don't know what to do And I'm like he's like are you on it? I'm like yeah He's like how many followers do you have like I have 85,000 followers on Twitter and he's like wait what? You know, it's like they don't like do you know it's a whole it's a whole It's a whole different world, you know, but like it's like, it's kind of interesting to see that world kind of coming towards our world and like all kind of slowly blending together. I would always feel like,

I want to apologize to Barbara. I would always feel like such a douchebag though, because I would have all these interesting moments that in my mind were really amazing to me, but I didn't want to tell anyone because of how douchey it sounded. Like usually when you're in a bar and you're like trying to bust past people,

like you're at the back of the bar, I just got drinks, I was trying to rummage past people But it would be like an obstacle course of celebrities It'd be like oh pardon me Christopher Lloyd. Oh, Vantroid. I want to knock you out with my knee. Oh, it's fun There's bloody Trisha. How far? Yeah, yeah Yeah, it's meant to well I talked with Tony Todd who is the candy man like like he's the classic actor and he's in modern warfare two Like he's one of the characters modern world, that's how we started talking about video games.

So he's like, he's like, you killed me, I bet you fucking murdered my ass. I can't, I was like the weirdest thing ever. It's like so strange to be in the situation. But it's, it's like, I think though, that entertainment in general has become so niche as well, that people are like, they can be really well known in a certain group, with a certain group of people,

but then outside that group, they're not known at all. And we're a great example of that. I mean, like, we were at these same events, you know, as guests of this thing, and it'd be lines, and it was like, the people in the room would be like, some of the people would be like,

what do you do? It's like, and it's like, we'd explain to them, and it's like, it makes no sense to me. Yeah, there was a woman there from Dr. Who, that she had the, like, by far the longest line. Well, I was like, David Hasselhoff, and then Sam Jones and then her and I was like I had no idea who this one was and like it she was like this huge thing and I was like I

Literally don't know who you are and she was the like the third biggest person there Although I'm not I still see people yeah, yeah, yeah, I see people Accounts on Twitter with over 10 million followers people I've never heard of yeah, that's amazing to me 10 million followers, people I've never heard of. I think that's amazing to me. 10 million people know. You know what's really funny, that a great analysis of celebrity is you look at the tabloid from another country, the cover of a tabloid. You're like, who are these fucking people? I'm that way with American tabloids not to.

But like I see a UK magazine and all the people in the cover of it, it's like, oh, who the fuck is Katie Price? Jordan, page three model. Who is that? I have no idea. Or get the now to go to the supermarket it said It's a Billy Jean is in a fight with Bobby who's gonna win out in the divorce I'm like who the fuck are these people? I've no idea they are I love it's all reality TV. No, right?

But are you so cute? You probably reading the plot of the soap opera? No, this is like reality It turns out to be reality TV out it's a reality TV. I started speaking of reality TV. After I watched that Nick Volinda crossing the Grand Canyon, discovery debuted a new show called Naked and Afraid, where they take two survivalists and drop them off in the Costa Rican jungle, Naked.

Wow. With only one thing, so let's one thing. So that's not. Under what? No, one of them took a machete, and the other one took like a fire-starting kit. And they have to stay in the jungle for 21 days. Jesus. It's just like watching people get like,

I agree. And the other, totally, would beat to be the dude who brings a condom. Regardless of even male or female partner, just go. I'm one of the most confident man on the planet Yeah, though, I remember one the Discovery Channel had Discovery shows that were like educational Remember the learning channel was the learning channel. No, it's not the yeah, it's TLC now. Oh Yeah, it's I always

But yeah, it's just like it's crazy like in 21, the guy lost like 45 pounds. I think he ate twice. Oh, so what it was like? He ate like a snake and then he ate a turtle. I think that's all the age of 21 days. How far down the list of things to eat, do you get to snake or turtle? That's all they caught. I know, but it's just like, I read that.

I think he didn't eat the snake till like day 10. Were they together? Gavin? Oh, they were working together. There's a big difference when eating turtle and eating a turtle. That's two different things. Yeah, it were working there is a big difference when eating turtle and eating a turtle That's two different. It is literally swimming catching a turtle ripping its shell open and like putting it on a fire Well, I'm hungry. The worst part is like it's like you probably want to kill the turtle before you

De-shet. Yeah, you just buy this head off but then you can't how do you how do you kill a turtle before you tease out? I'm a head on the shetty, but I guess you got away for the head to come out I want to thank you for saying machete by the way. I know how hard it is just get something that looks machete You want to say machete? That's when they when they killed a snake The one was like I got to eat the heart. It was so good. It's like wow. She's happy. She got the heart Wow, the snake Do you ever see those those bad girls clips where he's like, oh, it's snake, oh, and then he just closes the mouth,

puts the entire head in his mouth and just goes, and breaks the neck, and then just puts it around his neck and his carers are walking. Oh no. We were talking about it, tell you the one. He must do stuff just for the sake of being like, he doesn't have to break the snake's neck with his mouth.

He could just be like rock. Well, did you see the one where he gave himself, like a seawater in a month? Yeah, we were talking about that. No, he did, yeah, because he was pulling up. He needed water, but it was in the ocean. You can't drink the seawater, but he found some rainwater that had pulled in a rock, but a ton of birds

and sat in the rock as well. So it was all like goopy and stuff. He's like, if I was to drink this, I'd be insanely sick because of all the goop. But my asshole, I'm paraphrasing. My asshole can take in the water without tasting all the goop. You my asshole, I'm paraphrasing, my asshole can take in the water without tasting all the goop. You can drink water through your asshole. You can take on liquid with your assidulant. It's like, but you would still get infected. No, no, no, no. You've already got

shit in your ass. Yeah, it's like, it's a great tough place. Yeah, I got, ugh. The shit fights the burn shit. It's the same way, like alcohol drifts into your blood really quickly through your ass But so you know that That's a thing because Example such a bizarre I appreciate that like he's right people stick vodka soak tampons up their ass to get drunk. Oh Or up there vagina next time with normal guys Come on you never

Yeah, they don't come in body Go on and I go on a night out. They go on a night out. I think that's what I'm going to hide out. You guys are building stuff. This is like, fang. It's so cheap because it gets you hammered. Like, there was a guy who got his wife to pour a shot of Uncle Inezato.

And he died. Alco poise. Yeah. Yeah, it kicks his absorbs directly. And you can't tell. If you've found someone in the world that you're married to, the love of your life, and she is comfortable enough with you to pour vodka up your butt.

No, she just is poured on a tampon and stick the tampon up your butt. We're gonna make it creepy. You're gonna funnel pour right in. You should have everything you want life at that point. So you don't need the shot up the butt? You should have lost it if someone asked you to do that for us. What's that? You don't think that was awesome if someone said,

hey, do shots in it up by the way. We're doing it with an asshole. I would have a long talk with them. Would you? And you can do the thing. You don't want people to cross their arms and do that. And you can be like, right, it's like, 321. Would you be willing to do that?

No, no. I don't want to put anything in my ass. Or near it. I don't want to sit on vodka. What do you mean, what do you call that idea? I can't drink alcohol back. It's science. It's science. Clearly it's science.

Some people can't afford to have a bunch of drinks on a night. But then they come up with that. I'm not going to go get more money. I'm going to find a way to get the alcohol into my body. I've got to say, the actual act of drinking, like chugging beds and doing shots, isn't pleasant to me. If I could just pop something in and then become... Could you...

Yeah, it's called heroin. So if I could just become drunk. Ultimately, you want alcohol to be absorbed into your bloodstream and like sticking it up your asshole apparently is a better way to do that. Or in your eye. Could you just get an IV, a vodka and just inject alcohol directly into your blood system? Yeah, you'd probably die You know you guys just came back from Vegas. Yes, so can talk about you and sure and Katie didn't like it

Anyway, at first she she grew accustomed to it. I see. I know I get it. There's a lot of people don't like Vegas It's nothing. It's you're smarter than most people But they have a service where you after you get a hangover You can get hydrated like they'll get they'll come to you and they'll give you an IV with electric lights and glucose and like apparently instantly take away your hangover. They'll come to your hotel room, right? I think that and they'll go around in a box and you get on it

at the hotel and then drive around the strip and then they'll let you really. I'd rather just come to the hotel room. What do I think you can do? Yeah. Why isn't there more booze delivery as a business? Legality. You can't deliver booze

Yeah, like in the US you cannot a private citizen cannot legally mail alcohol to another citizen So fans out there if you're looking to mail as alcohol don't do it. It's illegal. Yeah legally You get your liquor store liquor store has to I mean, I mean what I mean what? a liquor store. I mean, what? What? That was when they called box stores. That all shipped that stuff.

Because they should ship those IVs with them as well, just for the next day. Well, isn't it something that we're like, an alcohol distributor can mail you alcohol? Like, if you buy it from like, if you buy from a store and ship it to somewhere, that's okay. That's always the best day of the company when a box of boo shows up. Yeah, like, you get a box of specs and it's like, oh, what's in here? Yeah, it's really good. We had a, it was back to the Australian thing. A lot of fans would be kind enough to bring us a load of booze.

Right. At the point where we couldn't bring it all back. So we would be walking it all back. And I was walking past, I was trying to get it all on the coach to take back to the hotel with us. And the woman who worked at the convention center was like, is our alcohol? And I was like, yeah, loads of it.

She's like, you can't have that here. I was like, you're gonna take all of this off me. She's like, yeah, no, good point. I don't know where I'm putting it. Yeah, I'm gonna take it. Because you guys, you got that talking. I think Joe got that talking. And I got that talking to you. They just show back up at the green room for all the special guests to get on the bus to go back to the hotel every day. And like, everyone to be in there like, oh, look at this nice gift I got. I got a hand drawn fan art. Oh, I got a teddy bear or something It a Gavin I would show but like half a fucking liquor store

And all the other special guys are like all right Then hey, buddy because of that trip we got to be so fucking popular because we would show up every day with bottles of booze Yeah, it would be because we couldn't take it all so as we got to the green room We would try like pour it all out into these dixie cups and stuff like that Trisha have one of these I would pop that out. You're like that's a bartender for Trisha. Yeah I don't know that Trisha held for ever to drink or anything like that. She took what? She took that chocolate weird stuff.

I don't know. Oh yeah we had this chocolate like it was like this guy brought us this thing it was like from a New Zealand chocolateeer or was it Australian? Anyway but it was like a bottle of thick chocolate liquor, the Kour, and it was awesome. It was like, it was one of the best things I've ever had. We gave some to Van Choyer as well, and I was worried that it might kill him.

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Yeah, it sounds. Yeah, we never talked about that on the podcast. Yeah, we did. Well, the tape. Well, we first got back. But that was like, we talked about like the different like, not levels of celebrity, but the different like scopes of celebrity like that are like these, the segmentation is like I was talking to

uh... church of health was that she was on battle started like she played number six gorgeous woman did just absolutely yeah probably one of those beautiful people in the planet and uh... and that part is like unbelievably sexy and then there was somebody else the conversation and i started sorry what what do you do she goes oh and i

forget her name right now she was i play the voice of the female commander Shepard. And I went like, I got a face in the voice of just like, and it was so funny because I'm sure everyone else was like, I don't use a voice in a video game, but it was like, right after Mass Effect 3, it was Femishap, it was the voice of the Femishap. Yeah, Jennifer Hale, thank you very much.

And that was like, I was like, went nuts. No, because here's the voice of Femishap right here. And I play a femaleishep right here. And I play a female shepherd character. You do so. I have one of my, I have multiple massive X-Ave. Yeah. I have one female massive character that is very dear to me.

I'm actually running through on insanity right now, I'm a massive Fak3. God damn is that game hard. Did you do insanity? No, it's one of the achievements and I haven't done it yet. They just endlessly throw stuff at you. Right. Because you'll be a new mission. You'll be like, okay, here's one of the achievements and I haven't done it yet. They just endlessly throw stuff at you, like... Because you'll be a new mission, you'll be like, okay, here's the wave of enemies, and you get to the end of it, and you're like, oh my god, and then you walk to the next bit,

and there's more enemies, and then you die there, and you have to do the first bit again. And I want to level up where you have three different fights, and at the end of it, they throw one of those brutes at you, which has, you know, it's one of those beefy, buttery and turntry and things, with all the armour. And it's like, there's no way I'm ever gonna, I've died 50 times. That sucks. And I keep slamming my control across the room.

And because it's a hardwood floor, that thing goes for ages. You know, I lost two saves when I moved from a USB stick to cloud. Because I worked off a USB stick for so long and I would transfer my saves to one hard drive that I had. And I don't know what happened when I made the transfer. It's like I got I lost the memory stick when I didn't matter so much to me anymore,

but I had transferred all everything to cloud yet. And I lost my massive act to save, which was fucking huge. And then I also lost my flock. So I had to re-perfect all the single player levels before I could get those achievement. It was like upgrading an iPhone. Ryan came in this week and he said, oh, the way guys, if you ever want to, you can back up your USB drive, no problem, like with your Xbox saves. It's basically you can plug it into a PC and there's one hidden file that's all of your

Xbox stuff and you can just duplicate it and just keep it like back up. Well, isn't that common knowledge? Is it common knowledge? Yeah, I thought it was common knowledge. That's like, it's a hidden file. You're saying to show it to him. Yeah, but you know that there's dates on there. Or put it in the cloud. Or I mean, it's on the memory technology. It's a hidden file. You're saying to show them. But you know that there's dates on that. Or put it in the cloud.

Or I mean, just saying. But I mean, still, like have something locally. Like, all right, something weird to happen. I'm going to trust it. To this day, I still don't know why it snops. Oh, I will take an example. We were doing the DRM test here with the Xbox and the patch.

And we showed how on the Xbox, how DRM works, and how PS3 it works. Current generation DRM. And I was showing Borderlands and I loaded my game up, got the Cloud Savedown, was playing the game, we disconnected it, but we never reconnected it. So my cloud game is living on that Xbox. I got to find that Xbox in the studio somewhere. So I got to log in because I don't know where that Xbox is. Yeah, so because I didn't reconnect. But look, the cloud saving stuff, I just got PlayStation Plus, so I don't know where that Xbox is. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, because I didn't reconnect. But look, the cloud saving stuff, I just got PlayStation Plus. So I don't know, it's a little different on there. On PlayStation Plus, you can specify, yes,

I want my saves of this game to go to the cloud, but they don't go every time you play, like they do on Xbox. You set a two hour window every night, but the cloud service there does way more stuff than the quote unquote cloud stuff on Xbox. On the PS3, it'll do all your game updates. Every game you have on your hard drive, you'll go through and do updates for them in the two hour window every night, and or whenever you set it. And it'll

also do system updates as well. And then it also syncs your file. So on the next goal, well, that being said, on the Xbox, I wouldn't care because game updates are so quick. Yeah, right. On that being said on the Xbox I wouldn't care because game updates are so quick Yeah, right on the PlayStation which takes fucking forever That's a big deal unless you hear about a like in this particular case Updated brick the systems. Oh, so you talking system firmware updates. I believe it doesn't system updates, too Oh, oh, yeah, so but I literally just got it So I might be talking out of my ass a little bit. So I've had a ps3 Sense launch, but whenever there's a multi-platform game, I always default

to the 360 just because- Why is that? That's where all my friends play. Okay. I do. And it's totally because of achievements. And as dumb as it sounds, I don't care about achievements, but I prefer to play in the 360 because of them.

I don't like, I don't brag about them. I don't go out of my way for them But I like having them and knowing a record of what I have done Right, that's it. I like my game history. Right. So really I only use my ps3 for exclusives me too Don't know the dog. Yeah, essentially. So because I just use it for exclusives. I've never had the desire to like upgrade to plus. I've done some multiplayer stuff, I guess, on. I'm charted. Two, three, three. But that's about it.

Yeah, I don't do a lot of multiplayer stuff, either on places. But I got places plus. Those free games, you get free now, Saints Row. The third. The third, yeah. Uncharted 3 is on there. Got something else was on there. Great game. Great something crazy. You got a worse thing on there. Well, yeah, but they're on there now and they're free. You know what I mean?

That's pretty recent. You know, the Xbox is starting to. That being said, if you have a PS3, you probably got those games already. I get it. Those are big like AAA titles. But a year ago, like the ones Xbox has put out Halo 3. That's a really cool awesome title if you've never played it. But it was also out in 2007. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. And Assassin's Creed 2 is a one. I'm great. And they're getting started. They got to start somewhere. Assassin's Creed 2 is good that they're putting off a free because I'm someone who's never really been grabbed by that franchise. So now that it's out there for free, I'm going to download and I'm gonna play it. Yeah, that's a great guy.

I gave three a chance. I didn't get hooked in, but I'd like now that two's a little for free, I'm definitely trying it. The two trilogy is the best. Yeah, the SEO story, the SEO arc between two brotherhood and revelation is one of the best written arcs I've ever played in video games.

Like, we've talked about in the podcast before where he's one of my favorite characters in video games ever. So the point where when you wrap his story in Revelation, you should do the spoiler cast for Justice S. Creed. Yeah, like, I'll be right before Black Flag comes out. But like, like, when you wrap his story, like, I don't want to play that character anymore. Like, I'm happy, like, I'm done with him. Like, I'm finished. Like, they wrap up his story so well. It's like, you know, you always want to play as Master Chief. You never want to stop playing as Master Chief. Why are you like that? Yeah, I'm done. So, I'm going to show you up. Bernie and I were talking about this earlier.

So you say, I am I'm played it. So I don't know how it goes. We're talking about how in storytelling, sometimes your ending can wrap too much up. And it doesn't leave anything open-ended for imagination. Well, you can't you contrast that kind of storytelling versus like last of us which kind of ends at the right time yeah and it like I feel like a lot of developers would have taken that ending well the game is very long ten minutes further yeah the game is very long and so the I think the ending for last of us is very appropriate here's a great example too uh uh James Gandalfini just died and so I was reminded of the ending of the sopranos which that's now what four years ago.

You can close well that yeah yeah and that ended very abruptly. Yeah that was the one with the the journey song playing. Yeah in the diner and he looks up and then it cuts to black. Cuts to black like 15 seconds. Yeah and then it goes to the credits. So how do you feel about that? Well I never saw a show but I imagine if I was watching a show for how many years eight years or something I'd be annoyed at that.

I mean, honestly, if breaking bad, did that, where it's like Walt walks out of a bathroom and it's like, looks up, and it's on him, and then it cuts the black. I think, what the fuck is like, the different show? Yeah, but for the sopranos, I thought it was perfect. I thought it was great, too. I thought it was like, like, you think about how you can end a show like that. That is about the bit, that is probably the best way to do it. That's the best way to do it. That's the best way to do it. That's the best way to do it. That's the best way to do it.

That's the best way to do it. That's the best way to do it. That's the best way to do it. That's the best way to do it. That's the best way to do it. That's the best way to do it. That's the best way to do it. That's the best way to do it. That's the best. But that's the whole thing. You want to take out the boss.

I mean, some targets you can get in danger, but- I mean, the whole thing of some crannos, which you can see, the ultimate moment is to be when is Tony getting taken down. Either by someone in the mob taking him down, some victim coming back for revenge, or the FBI finally catching up to him and taking him down. And you don't know.

No, no. The way I see that is just the creator of that is just dooming himself because everyone for the rest of his life is going to be asking him what happened there. It kind of goes like hand in hand with the ending for lost. Yeah, I mean, people hated. I thought it was showing. I guess it was. It kind of was, but.

It's totally fine. They brought, I think they definitely had the problem with in-lost where there were too many loose ends and too many open-ended stories that weren't able to be wrapped up appropriately. Yeah. But overall, it's fine. Sometimes I just like a real good ending. Like at the end of Breaking Bad season 4, you know, That's the face. The face comes out. But it's not also not the end.

Not the end. But I can't do it. It actually could have been the end. Yeah. I thought one of the best, like, if I could stop watching the show right here in moments, was the end of season three of Lost. What was that we got to go back?

We got to go back. We got to go back. Yeah. Because that episode was a big switch of root. They made the transition from flashbacks to flash forwards That's where I in my head old lost and new lost happen. I agree I totally knew stuff was like man this new stuff kind of you know and the old stuff is the classic stuff instantly Yep, no there was definitely like a pivot moment for the show. I agree right in the middle as well and it was

The like it was a payoff. I like when they pay off stuff that's big over time. So I love the hash stuff. Was that? I love the stuff in the hatch in season two of Lost, where he's pressing this damn button for an entire season. And you don't know whether anything's gonna happen and when he actually lets the thing go down. Shit goes wild.

Like the whole thing starts cavein' in, like stuff's going to fling across the room and the magnet's going like, and everyone's like, well, I guess it was real. I guess that wasn't bullshit I was in the end of season one worth the light coming out of the hatch It's like what the fuck is that like lock banging on it and then all of a sudden the light burst out It's like those early God I've never watched it when they were there. I had a lot of trouble sticking with it

Yeah, I felt like it was so slow and it was Explaining anything and it was driving me crazy at the time see I got into lost the third season That's what I started watching I watched on TV the first two seasons It's why burn through there's a lot of slow stuff in the first couple seasons But if you're watching it back-to-back it moves I started like when it premiered so it's like oh my god I was like this is the slowest piece of shit in the world. I totally spit on you There's nothing worse though than a show where you reach a point to it and you're out because it turned shitty I have to admit I had to power through the last season of battle star Galactica because there was something at the end of a season that was just so

I don't know how to subscribe is bad. I gave up on it. What was he gave up? I never I never It's just plugging his ears because he doesn't want to hear my battle started to laugh I'm working spoil everything. I'm watching it now. Are you get on the get on the get on the get on the Well, I want to hear the thing battle start to go Get in the sidecar get over there. Get over there. I would he will He's right. He's right. Yeah, all right. So wait, so I look up and Chris is holding his ears. He's plugging his ears. Why are you playing your years about battle struggle?

I want to watch it at some point. I just haven't yet. I don't want to hear anything. I'm showing it's been off the air. I'll look it up for you guys. I mean, I'm just now watching both the vampires layer. And I watched the first three or four seasons of So pranos but never finished but I intend to go back to Poland you do this on every piece of shit You're never gonna watch do what Brandon says you do this on every piece of shit that you're never gonna I never know if I'm gonna watch it wait, so okay, so you're saying like if someone were to spoil the end of buffy the

Vampire slave for you right now you would be really that. No, because if I say that then people will tweet it at me or something. We've crossed our point. Yeah, you're a dick, man. What I mean, it's the thing that was like that show has been off the air for like six years. I mean, you have you can't. That's what Netflix is. Buffy's not the air way longer than that. I never watched the show. But if someone told me the end of Buffy right now, I would not be crushed by it because like, I know

that show came out forever ago. Yeah, but it's like, I you know, I watched a fun Netflix. It's like oh, this is a good show. I never watched it I'm gonna watch it like same thing we were talking about lost and I was like oh, hey, you know cap are your blue rate Because I never watch it and you want to borrow my blues that I say I was gonna bring them in yeah, I'll bring them in I'm sorry, I forgot no, it's okay. I've got Buffy now. No, no, no, I'll bring it in. Here, look, I'm gonna set a Siri reminder right now. All right. But it doesn't work. I bet she bugs it somehow.

Remind me when I get home to get the lost blue race. Does that location or a reminder work for you? Yeah. That never works for me. Debbie, set you home. I'm fine, therefore when you get home. I don't have to ever say home, I say it works and stuff like that too.

But you know where you walk is. Because you remind her for when you get home. I don't ever say home. I say it works and stuff like that too. But you know where you walk is. Because you're a minder for you get home. She's all right. I got it. All right. So we'll talk about it in a non spoiler fashion about Battle Circle Act to go. I promise you're so small.

I'm the game of throwing spoiler cast. But I didn't. Yeah, but I didn't spoil anything. No, you did. So we you get to that point. It's like what season 4.5. It's Battle Circle Act. Yeah. We're the end of season what season 4.5? It's Bowser Glighting, yeah. We're at the end of season 4, before 4.5.

And that final episode, where, along the Watchtower starts playing, I gave up. I was like, I've never watched it last half season, because I was so checked out at that point. I mean, I totally get it. That last, it's so like, out of nowhere, and just like, yeah, it's iffy. It's annoying when the same show does that.

Like, I can imagine finishing a show and there's a spin-off that just doesn't work for you. But when in the middle of a show, it makes you wanna turn it off instantly. I think I had that with, it was a very good show. But I watched the whole first season of Heroes. Oh my God. The season was good.

And it was all right. I was like, I was like, yeah, I'm into this. And the second season happened, I was like, ugh. It was like the last two minutes of the last episode of the first season. You was like, yeah, I'm into this. And the second season happened. I was like, ugh. It was like the last two minutes of the last episode of the first season. You're like, what? What? What?

The big problem with heroes is the whole season is based around this vision of them in the middle of the street and there's huge traffic jam. And they're running up to, what's the name of the guy with the hands? Siler? No, not Siler. The guy.

Yeah, what's the name? Mylo, that's Amelia. Mylo, is that a name? No, that's a... Anyway, we guy with the hands. The. Siler. No, not Siler. The guy. Yeah, the what's the. My love in Amelia Milo. Is that a. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's the actor. Anyway, we all know the character. The he's absorbs other people's powers. The guy. Yeah, Peter. Peter Petrelli. Peter. Yeah. That's the vision they keep seeing.

And like the cheerleader is going over a car. And they keep showing the same vision over and over again. Then when they get to that moment at the end of the season, that they've been leading up the whole time, it's totally different. And it's in a courtyard for an office building. Yeah, it's just like, why would they keep showing that scene over and over again? It's beneath the skyscraper and everything happens, kind of not really how it was. Did they not think to film the actual scene when they shot the...

The first war story? That was the first one. The first one was saving the cheerleader, which was the mystery war. Yeah, the cheerleader saved the world. Yeah. Which kind of was the thing? Like the thing was like those right characters though. Right characters when I show initially starting. Oh, yeah, like like zero like the the the Asian dude like that was an awesome character. Yeah, there's great Bill and two. That being said that size show has some of the worst product

integration I've ever seen. Oh, yeah, there's some But watching the Japanese dude. Yeah, it was here. It was here. And, Ando. Ando, yeah, yeah. Nissan Versa. Yeah. Nissan Versa, Ando. Nissan Versa, like, oh, come on.

Did you ever watch Chuck? Did you ever watch Chuck? Did you ever watch Chuck? Great product. No, I never watched Chuck. Chuck, they did a whole thing with Subway, where it was like the most blatant, obvious advertising. So much so that I was, I was okay with it,

because they were ridiculously bad about that. You go to admire it was like the most blatant, obvious advertising, so much so that I was okay with it, because they were ridiculously bad about it. You got to admire it when it's... This 12-in-subway sandwich is so delicious. And I was like, what? Are you kidding me? One of my most favorite was in the video game, split in cell chaos theory, the third one. Yeah. And I don't know if you have a phone or something?

No, there's a, maybe. There's, do you have that chewing gum called Airwaves? No. Well, in the UK we do, I'm not not it might have been a different version than in the US one But in the opening cutscene of Smurts, okay, I'll say this is a giant blimp This is air waves on the front of it. It's like massive in the frame. It's just floating there Well the first 10 seconds like why it was this was massive blimp doing the world of the city But I think in game advertising is okay because Outdoor advertising is a part of the real world. So it's like, yeah.

Yes, but there are some examples that go against that. Like I remember playing Rainbow Six Vegas. Yes, that was massive. They really guys did that. Yeah, there's an opening scene where you're like going down the street and you could shoot up all the cars and they all blow up, but you get to like a Dodge Nitro that's like elevated on a stand and it's got lights on it.

And if you shoot it like none of the bullet holes take, you can't blow it up and it's like, okay, this car is obviously different than every other car on the street. I see, I think the thing I remember about Rainbow Six was the fact that they had movie posters and they would update. So you'd be like, you'd be like in a college and there'd be like, you know, like an advertisement for a movie. And it was like the hangover. It was like, it was a real, no, that's cool. Yeah. Or even like, like was a real, no, that's cool. Yeah. Or even like, like, well, for two reasons. Well, like one, obviously it's an advertisement.

But two, it like, it makes the immersion better. It's immersive, yeah. It's like, oh, that's a movie I would really see. Yeah, like, we're not paradise. You're driving around, you know, Paradise City. And they have billboards. And it's like billboards for real stuff. And it's like, oh, like, on it.

Or Hulu. Yeah, like, for Yeah, like I'm just I'm just gonna name two things ultra glide vaginal moisturizer Astro glide What I ultra glide ultra-tron Really not today I'm cool in game advertising as long as very like you know it fits yeah totally fine. Yeah, so that stuff I'm not I'm not bad about it. I'm totally

fine. Like developers have done in a way like the movie posters, that the immersion and yeah, if you're playing it, you know, if you're in a theater, something there is shooting each other. See, speaking of stuff that like increases the immersion in a video game. Last of us, no spoiler here. Last of us has a very simple thing that happens in it. That is so unbelievably immersive. I don't know why I connected so heavily with it. And I talked to him to explain, but you have this girl. Everybody knows Ellie. She's on the posters.

We should talk about, maybe we'll talk about the patch, which is dedicated to more time to it, about Ellen Page and her fuss about Ellie. Yeah, the killing based on her. Yeah, Ellen Page, the actress says that Ellie, the character, it's even named Ellie, Ellen and Ellie. She's the Reddit AMA today about it and she mentioned it in the right answer. Well, somebody asked her. You didn't fall.

I can't say she mentioned it. Yeah, she responded to someone asked her a tough question. Which I like when people do. They actually respond to tough questions. Anyway, in last of us, as you're walking around playing the character Joel, Ellie is always around you. She's like Elizabeth and BioShock Infinite. and when you're sitting there looking at stuff Ellie's a kid She's a kid and so like you'll hear her behind you like messing around with stuff and go on like she and she's gone

I don't even know the song she sings but she goes Like she just starts like coming to herself behind you and you're like's the weirdest, the way the actress voice actors does it, it's so perfect. It's just like, it's so natural. And she just like, this is like, tell himlessly singing to herself. It's like weird. I feel like she also delivered dialogue really well.

Like there's a scene where, I don't know if you go through, you don't have to go through it to complete the mission, but you can all turn itively in one of the levels, go through like a coffee shop. And she has a conversation where she asks Joel, did you used to go to coffee shops like before all of this happened? He's like yeah I did she's like what did you do there? Like she's just like someone growing up in a post-apocalyptic society not understanding what things were like before this event happened. Actually, Johnson was on the show Growing Paint,

the voice actress for Ellie. She was the young daughter on Growing Paint. Who is the young daughter on Growing Paint? Who's the young daughter on Growing Paint? Who's the Tracy Gold? Who's the daughter? There was another one? Is there a younger daughter?

Is Growing Paint, was that the Michael J. Fox one? No, no, it's the Kirk Cameron one. Yeah. Okay. You're thinking of... There was... The other one, Michael J. Fox one? No, no, it's the Kirk Cameron one. Yeah, okay. You're thinking of, um, there was, the other one, Michael J. Fox, family ties. Family ties, family ties. There's a lot of, there's a lot of shows sitcoms from the 80s that it was in the period

when they abandoned 16 millimeter film for shooting shows and they moved to shooting on video. Yeah. But that window of time, it's almost like the time of like in the late 90s when everyone got digital cameras, but they're so shitty, they're way worse than film, and they look like garbage compared to the high-def cameras we have now. So it's like we, there's this era of crappy pictures that everybody has.

And I think like, like mid to late 80s TV is a lot like that. And there's a lot of shows that just don't make the transition to a high-def world. And this is weird window. Like I don't think a lot of Cosby show and family ties and night court get shown Yeah, you know what it does those are huge shows. Yeah, what does hold up well that I see in syndication lot is sign-filled Oh, yeah, you know shot on film. It was shot on film. Yeah, even in HD looks great friends was the same way They deliberately shot it for the future. Yeah, it's like wasn't the start right the next generation shot on film like it was shot Actually widescreen and then they put the crop to down well the problem Trek next generation shot on film like it was shot actually widescreen and they put the crop to down

Well, the problem with next generation was that all of their visual effects were created in standard definition So when they released the Blu-ray box set they had to go back and recreate all the visual effects They can scale it up, but they couldn't scale the visual effects Well, you also get because the visual effects them are all optical so the more times you go through the same piece of film And the more layers the more shine can get stuck with Well, it starts like that generation without optical. No The original I'm sure the early stuff may have had some optical We're not talking about the original 60s out. We're not talking about the Because I know that in all the James Bond movies which we shot in film and now today look better than they ever did when they're originally shown in the movie

Yeah, but all of the optical effects still look bad because there's just so many layers of dirt and stuff that you just can't get rid of. Yeah. No, that's the funny thing about film. And that I'm glad we're switching the digital for projection is you don't get that. There's no like generation loss. There's no like this film's been run through the projector 50 times. You don't like seeing a little hair in the corner on it. There was an amazing thing. I think there's some behind the scenes of Moon Raker or something where they had all these astronauts.

There was only a few shots like this, but there was tons of astronauts just floating in space like this. And what they would have to do was all model stuff. They would run the film at really high speed to get the slow thing, like the effect. Then they would wind the film back to the beginning and then move it to a different place.

And because it's all black, you can kind of overlay in the areas of black because there's nothing exposed there. So they would keep moving this like white astronaut dude around until they were like 15 of him but every time they wind it back it was like a new generation of exposure on that film. So by the end of it it was like they've been working for like 12 hours on one piece and they was like oh my god don't ruin it. We've been working so hard on this one shot. And if they ruined it at that point, like messed up the exposure or overexposed it,

it would ruin the all of the work. I can't imagine. Like now. But so you're talking about that guy, that one guy laying down in the long children of men's shot, just like, don't fuck it up. You don't fuck it up. Just so much time.

And now that would be, wouldn't even cross our minds. Imagine if every time you went back on the timeline and final cut, it degraded the quality. Oh my god. I'm terrible at thinking about that. I was thinking about Sergeant Pepper how the Beatles, they made an album where one song goes into the next. We were talking about this because it was a single of the jam

and all of a sudden it seems like the song cut off abruptly because it wasn't meant to be listened to as a single, like a track from the album. Because it continuously goes from one song to the next. So how hard would that have been to do in the analogue day? Well, they talk about it specific with Sergeant Pepper. There's like that good morning song that starts with the rooster crowing or like the chicken making that noise.

Because that's like the bleed over from the previous track. And I forget who the audio engineer was. But they hired like the best audio engineer at the time, who could splice reels precisely. And they brought him in just because they knew he could splice this chicken, calling at the right moment and put the two pieces of the real together.

And now- And now- And now literally anybody in this room, anybody probably listening to this podcast could make that edit. Yeah. And that's crazy to see. And it's sad to think that that was a real niche talent there that is now completely useless.

It's a guy with a razor blade, putting together two pieces of tape. Yeah, and a lot of old movies will have, like, they'll have a shot where it's like, you know, a big grand ceiling. When in reality, it's a nice set, you know, up to maybe eight feet tall, and then it's just lights. So a guy has to place a piece of glass in front and do a big matte painting that joins the gap between the actual set and the rest is optical in this guy. What's funny is- No use for that, was that. Well, that guy could be a digital artist today who does that. He was usually in pain and stuff. Yeah, but he answered you can make that transition. That's not a big gap. Which funny funny is I recently rewatched coming to America and all of the like the external shots of the palace

in Zamudia or like obviously like Samooned paintings, Zamunda. And it's like, you got, like John the spot of names today, I love it. The moon looks fine until he's like an external shot of the palace and it's like, okay, there's a jungle and there's a painting of a castle here in the middle of it.

It's funny. There was, I actually, it was funny, you mentioned that coming to America. It's funny. There was actually, it's funny. You mentioned that coming to America. There's a line. James Earl Jones says in that movie. That's a direct pull from Star Trek or Star Wars. Excuse me. It's one of his Darth Vader lines from Star Wars. It's something like don't like don't bother him. I'll learn it myself. There's something like that. But it's a line directly from Star Wars. They you, they reused in coming to America. It's funny. Come in America is still a great movie, by the way. I've never seen a great movie. You ever seen coming to America?

No. You would love that movie. That's Sam Jackson's in that movie. He's one of his first roles he ever did. Yeah. There's a lot of talk on Twitter about the shirt that Gavvo is wearing. Oh, yeah.

That's actually an old Ruchertje shirt. Can we get any clothes from that one? 2012 World Torsche. Yeah, that was our convention World Torsche. We made two different World Torsche shirts in 2012. We made like a Heather Gray version and this black version. And the back has like concert dates, like all the different events that we went to.

That's not awkward. So let's get all the different places we went to in 2012. Like all the different conventions. And the gray version is also very similar. In fact, for whatever reason last year at RTX 2012, we did not have an RTX shirt. We considered that. That was our shirt that we had.

I will look at the conventions I went last year. This was the first one to sell out. Now, one of the great ones. I felt like this one. But the great ones sold more. Oh, in fact, if you have watched the podcast for a while, period of time, that was the shirt that we would yell a brand about where he called it Bays.

He's calling it beige in my ear God, okay, so that being said, do we have an RTX shirt? There is an official limited run RTX shirt We do not have very many of them. What does that mean? Why not? Why? This is not very many of them. Well, why what does it make me think we're trying to get more printer? Okay, we're having capacity issues with the printer. Oh, wow. Just use a different one. I got capacity issues with your bullshit.

So what you're saying is, if you come to RTX, you should immediately go buy that shirt. So this year at the RISC store, we had pro, or last year at the RISC store, we had problems with lines. Yes. And we freely admit that. So this year at the RISC store, we're going to have two different lines.

So when everyone first shows up to RTX, in their bag, we'll be an express checkout order form. So it's a form that just has a couple of items on it. You can check out what you want, turn it in, and then immediately get your stuff. Oh, okay. There's also a second line where if you want to go in and see everything a more wide selection in the store

And you can walk around and choose stuff, but the line for that's probably gonna be longer So if you want if you know less like three or four things you want to get check them off on the Just trust the people that you've come to know and love you know, I'm really excited because last year About your time we launched the achievement or slap bands. That was a cool exclusive thing That's what the people are slap bands. That was the giveaway at RTX last year I mean we're giveaway this year. I think we have a much cooler giveaway We have a very cool. It's pretty awesome. By the way, who the hell knew those slap bands are such a big deal? No one is wanting to do is like we should make slap bands. I was like

That was you It was my idea Slap bands, the idea I mean 12? Yeah. I don't know. Like, I saw someone with a slap band earlier in the day, and I was like, we should make those. All right. That was a good genius idea. I guess I will, that was an amazing idea.

It was like, no insight. Like, literally, I saw someone with a slap band earlier in the day. One of the items or many of the items you'll be able to buy at RTX is merchandise based on our hit new show, and I'm vamping because he's fixing his hair Ruby which is created by our wonderful Genius architect mr. Montiome who's here in the studio Get him here you have a nice graffiti background, so you have to live up to your hip-hop

Who works on computers and creating 3d environment? You gotta say everything in 80s rhyme. You gotta sound like a beastie boy or a kid in play. Yeah, kid in play. Yeah, Monty's morning It's recording is like 930 favorite person. Yeah, amazing. My favorite person Amazing money. You're amazing. There's not enough zippers on that jacket money So the reason you guys buy a lot of money to come over here is Monty tried on it. Oh, yeah, I did Oh Jesus Christ All right, can you guys hear me? Yeah, how'd that go? I'm curious about people's experience with it. Oh Gus. What the fuck man? I wasn't even sure

Huh alpha brain alpha brain right I wasn't I tried it man. It was you know was good during the day I was like, you know cuz I don't I tried it man, it was you know it was good during the day. I was like, you know because I don't dream enough I was like sure. I'll give it a shot. I'll get the went to bed. I wasn't sure if I woke up still not sure Message from Just now it's like come Podcasts on it. I'm on it. I am on it. Holy shit. It's like. It's like.

So you're waiting for more of you to call you right now, basically. Did you give you vivid dreams, all that? Is this is this is this is how long are you here? Am I here? Is this real life? Can you start flying? I was I was scared as fuck.

I was like, all right, it wasn't it. It wasn't just now. It was like a few weeks ago and I tried it and it was one of those nights where I go into work and no one else is there. I'm like, I gotta find someone. I gotta confirm my existence. Because I was like, I wasn't sure where I was.

I wasn't sure what world I was in. And I was like, I need to talk to someone right now. And of course, no one was at work. So I get to work by in and I was like I need to talk to someone right now and of course no one was at work So I get to work by myself and I'm like But you're at work and everything is so accurately work Yeah, well, yeah, I mean, you know, I get to I get to work and it's usually pretty you know It's usually pretty late like this Most days although these days I wake up and I you know it depends on you know what the what people need me during the day, but

You know very often I get up and it's like seven o'clock. Everyone's already gone. I get to an empty studio and I'm fucking rocking it out. But that, that day or that week on it, man, screwed me up. I mean, in a good way. Maybe that's the day I came up with Ruby. I'm not even sure. Screwed me up in a good way.

Yeah. That's a new slogan. One of the reasons Johnny, Monty is yawning though, is because they are working really hard on Ruby for the Premier at RTX. How are you getting it? You excited about it? Yeah, we are kicking ass.

Team Ruby is bustin' it real hard. We got a lot of guys on this, which they're all really awesome. And I mean, you can bet there's gonna be like three Ruby panels one a day and Gus and I were just talking earlier about how we got so much content to show that we're gonna need to like just pretty much stream it like all weekend long which is great. That being said people will not be able to see Ruby episode one via the stream. Unless you're at RTX.

Unless you're at RTX. So Ruby episode one will be shown at RTX but when that point in the panel comes up for the stream you're not gonna see it I'm sorry to say what are you doing shut it down it's a good replacement video we should find a replacement we actually make a replacement video let's do it we act out how does it feel to be that valuable oh well we can't even show you work you're still valuable you know I mean, you know, only, people can only take so much awesome. There you go.

No. I mean, you know, it's really technical stuff, right? Gus, I mean, it's just, we can't, was that the reason? Well, we want to make sure it's a special experience for anyone who's there in person. Because we have our premiere slated for a couple of weeks. Oh, that's right, that's right.

I want to spoil that. We got a schedule, which, thank God for Kathleen, because I mean, I'm lucky enough to have to focus on the creative stuff. And like, there's a lot more hands on it than just the creative side. I mean, as a show, you need a lot more than that. So we got a lot of people working on this.

So yeah. You're not kidding when you say a lot of people. We were at the staff meeting today, and it's ridiculous. How many of you are working on Ruby now and achievement? Even the podcast group is getting big. Today, we had four people start at the company today. That was insane. So we should make a mention. Oh, yeah. What do we come on to? Hello insane. So we should make a mention.

Oh yeah, what do we come on to? Hello, well, we should make a mention that Lindsay is now the working on the podcast anymore. She's the chief of 100 now. Yeah, she's officially moved over from the podcast to a chief of 100. And we now have a dedicated podcast producer who's going to be working on all the different podcasts that we're producing.

This thing we said we had to win the works for a little bit of time now, which yeah, it's going to be working on all the different podcasts that we're producing. This is what we've had in the works for a little bit of time now. Which, yeah, it's going to be a big help, which will hopefully fix a lot of the nagging issues that we've had with the podcast. There we go. Yeah, we have somebody looking at it like full time doing that stuff. So we're tweaked. Yeah, like a lot of us look at it part time. We have a lot of other things going on, but now we have someone dedicated 100% of their

time to helping straighten out a lot of other things going on but now we have someone dedicated 100% of their time to helping straighten out a lot of these things Gus real quick can you talk about tickets for us? Yeah, can we say a little Patrick? Oh, yeah get up there Oh, I was walking over there our tx are sold out pretty often so they're sold out So like if you walked up on day of you Okay, there are a couple of people who have gotten really lucky. Like literally, there are three of them. We've got like, as we sold out, if someone cancels their ticket and requests a refund, that hit goes back into the pool.

I'll go as back into the hopper. Yeah. In particular, it's not a P.O.I.D.A. Either. Since we've been sold out, who have purchased a ticket. Wow. So if someone cancels every Quester refund, that goes back up.

It's possible you can find one highly unlikely. Okay. Well there you go. So we got Patrick over here, who's our new, I don't want to call him a podcast producer because I feel like that narrows the scope of his word. What is he standing for? Where the hell did you put him in the back?

That looks like a skip. What's that? He's out of the back, what is that? Is that a gutter? Patrick, step to the side for a second so we can see what it's like. It's the pictures of the birds in my mailbox. Oh my god that's so. All right come on back. There's a microphone in your mail. What's out for the birds? So Patrick's are broadcast producer? Guys, especially for live productions. Would you say that is correct? Yeah, podcast producer.

Yeah. Broadcast. Yeah, broadcast. But the plan is to grow and be doing more of our live, quote unquote, set productions. We have live action, which is our narrative live action productions, stuff like immersion, and other things that we have in the works. And we have a lot of set productions as well that we've developed suddenly over the course of the last year since this went live stream.

And then we have a bunch of other set productions. Eventually, I would love to see I will move to a set production, like you guys come over here to record it, as opposed to being in the room. a bunch of other set productions. Eventually I would love to see I will move to a set production. Like you guys come over here to record it as opposed to being in the room. Although don't mess with something that's not broken, obviously. So we've done it almost three years now. So I'm pretty lazy about it. Patrick has a long history working in in broadcast and television. So we talked about killing television and we're helping to actively do it by bringing particular way from television. So please bring all that knowledge and help us make an even better product. You got it. You got it.

So I have to be here. Yeah. So we'll be sure to publish it as the email so people can complain directly to the boss. Yeah. Oh my God. Patrick, welcome board. Looking forward to working with you. Thanks, guys. Thank you. Yeah. So yeah. You know, they're welcome Patrick and One day you'll be as popular as Alan Don't rip on Alan I We're gonna one fucking down and I'm gonna walk through the door and like cut you now Thanks to Lizzy for all of the hard work she put in for is she here? For a couple of years. She's not I was hoping she was gonna be here today. She didn't come

She didn't even show up for her last day her last podcast. Would you show up off the last day of your last job? This was her last podcast. Oh, that's my head. Have you ever been so so thank you for for dedicating so much time Lindsey? Yeah, Lindsey been awesome. Lindsey has was here every night when we did the podcast She worked on the podcaster in the live shoot and then she would have that she would take the Fucking two hours two and a half hours. We would be on the live stream She would edit that down into something that could go on YouTube on the Rushi site And then on iTunes and all of our other places were distributed and then also create the linked up and everything else along with it Every single week without fail amazing Lindsey. We cannot thank you enough

And we know that you're gonna do awesome things over at Achievement Hunter. What's your work on now? Where you at? She does a lot of our editing stuff. Yeah? So it's pretty awesome. We've got Lindsey and JJ over there now

who are helping out with editing, where it's like we can not have to focus on like, okay, who's gonna edit this? Who's gonna spend a whole day working on this video? Instead, we can now record something, hand it off to someone, be like, here, take this and make something with it. They will then turn around like a week later and be like, here's your video. And then we can sit back and watch it. It's

awesome. Yeah. Every video you guys still edit some of your own stuff, too. No, we, I mean, we edit the majority of the videos still locally. Like, I mean, I'm in charge of like four or five videos a week. Gavins and Chargers, all the Minecraft let's play. And I feel like we should mention that. That's a big reason you're not on the patch. We'd love to have you. Yeah, Wednesdays are my, like, my roughest day.

Wednesday is horse day, which is that day can go either super short. If I get lucky, Oregon won really long. And so Wednesdays are like the toughest day for me to get away from my computer. Of course, that's the day you guys pick to. No, no, Brandon. We're out over two hours. That's going to freak out here in a little bit. Yeah, that's the day you guys pick to stream the patch, which I would love to be on the patch.

I think the patch is like a perfect show for me to be on, because there's a lot more informative and a lot more topical. And as a matter of fact, we talked last week when you were doing the DRM stuff with a PS3 in the Xbox. That was awesome. That was really, really cool stuff. Why do you more kind of stuff like that? Yeah, I like that kind of stuff.

That's what you said we don't do reviews. I was like being very careful. The patch we're moving into more stuff like that. What's another cool thing about that? More informative. That I feel like I just mentioned in passing is, like we've reached a point with our technology set up here where we were doing that demonstration here live, as we were talking about it. And I had an iPad and I was like doing video switching from it.

Oh, that's cool. So like here on the set, I was choosing, Oh, that's tough. Like what we were cutting to. That's really cool. That's really cool. But because our video switcher opened up their SDK, and our third-party developers are making like iPad apps

and other things where you can control it. Yeah, the past is very cool. I got to sit on one episode, and I'd like to sit on one more when I am free to. One of the things that we're doing with live streams, and this might affect actually, and you guys can determine what you guys think about this or tell us what you think about it.

One of the things we're doing more is that the podcast, this podcast, debuts at, goes on the air, it's 730 Central Time. The patch goes on at 4 p.m. Central Time and the spoiler cast, which this week will be World War Z, is at noon Central Time. So we stagger them for, and we did, Gus and I sat down and did all this stuff to determine

when it airs in London, when it airss in New York and when it airs in Sydney. I'll also melder just so we don't offend anybody in Wellington. So you'll be able to catch at least one of them live. Yeah, so that you're not like the people in the UK or when this thing starts at 7 30 it's 1 30 in the morning there. Yeah, which is rough from Monday night. Yeah, so we staggered it, but then we wanted US audience to be able to watch it after. One of the things we're noticing though, about the late podcast, now we should know what the audience thinks about this. This is the late podcast starting at 7.30,

is that most of the people are gone. And so I specifically asked some people, I asked Katie to be here tonight, and then Montia, luckily I got a hold of him and asked him to come over and he did, we wanna use that side car hot seat a little more than we have been. And one of the things that

makes it easier is if we record the podcast during the business day because then people can watch the live stream and if we start talking shit about them, they can just come over and go no no fuck you or whatever. That's what I'd really love to do but a lot of times they're at home texting us telling us no no fuck you. Maybe we can change a schedule up down the road. So I think at some point in the future I think you might see the RT podcasts being held earlier in the day for the live stream, which is really a small percentage of the people watching.

Yeah, super. Podcasts is a weird entity because very small percentage of people watch the live stream, a smaller but bigger, a small but bigger percentage watch the video version of the YouTube, and the majority of the people who watch the consume the podcast are doing it on audio. On audio, sure. Yeah, audio, I choose. like for this podcast audio is king. Yeah, yeah, all the iTunes stuff and everything like that. So it's like it's weird. It's a all these things are we're

products. We don't really know how the patch and spoiler cast live yet, but definitely the Archie podcast is mostly iTunes mostly download. I used to I used to save. But before I moved to it permanently, I used to save them for commutes and stuff. Yeah. I would argue to the even if you watch them on video, they don't just sit there and watch it for two hours straight. I don't think they do that. I think it's one of the things they turn, tune in, leave it on and listen to it. And then if something comes up, video wise, they just turn and look at it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, we are over time. This is one of our longest podcasts ever. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey We're done. It's gonna be so hot in my heart. Ready? Alright, bye. One week, one word, one hour. Each week's us together.

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