Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #225

Episode Date: July 2, 2013

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Hey everyone, welcome to RISOTE TV Podcast. What is this? 225? Is it really? 225? I thought it was like the year for a second then. It didn't make sense. No, it is not the year 225.

We have TVs and internet. What year is it? Hey, you're Gus. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Barbara. I'm Bernie. So, camera angles are different this week. They are. I like that.

Patrick. So what is that? Yeah, it is different. I gotta be careful to pull a shard stone here. I gotta be proper. You can see part of Gavin in that shot. Yeah, we're here. It's our last pre-RTX podcast. Oh, you gotta be excited. Those are last podcast ever. No, it is not our last podcast ever I guess we do have the patch coming out on Wednesday, but we're going to probably prove a court that probably. Yes, we did. We did prove a court. The illusion has been shan. That's a pointless lie though. He bought the shambles. What? Well, if you've already done it,

why would you say you're about to? I don't know. I wanted people to watch you and tune in. Now, you ruined it. So things have been crazy. Like I always forget how hectic everything gets right before RTX and like the shipments coming to the office are non-stop. I feel like FedEx and UPS just set up a depot here. Why are people shipping stuff to the office? Why don't they ship it to the convention center?

That's what we do. I know. We don't like ship stuff to the penny arcade offices to go to Pax. There's some, well, there's some things that we need that we've ordered not everything that show up here like for they say for because a credit card verification they have to ship to the building address

all get the hell out here yeah so some shit shows up here you know we don't need is forty megastix four boxes i'm fairly certain we don't need those to run the convention this guy's a favorite of money does but it's not us anything of it this way we can sell them their merchandise so they can been turned around and sell this guy's a favorite somebody does but it's not us hey think of it this way

we can sell them their merchandise so they can then turn around and sell it that's a great idea that's a great idea we're holding it hostage yeah we've been having dance parties around it just like you know keep it company yeah

get it accustomed like keep it like chicken egg warm basically who was it that was putting that bulls on it earlier? am I been jacked actually? okay who's jacking he was smearing his bulls across the top I thought someone just like straight up came on all of it. Was he really do it? Was he was Jack really doing that? I know hers is a joke. Was Jack really doing that?

I mean, I don't think he had his actual two testicles out doing it. You know mine is a joke, but not his Well, no, I just imagine Jack like you know the office we work in rubbing himself. That's also true I know where the lines are barbrown. I'm sure we could fight. I really need a boy handbook. I'm sure we could fight security footage of Jack. Because Samaritan is one. Is there anything in the boy handbook against rubbing semen on stuff? I'm sure. There's a lot.

There's definitely lines. Semen's one of those things that goes to that say. I think it's illegal. Anything that's illegal you can't do in the office. It's illegal to rub semen on something. Yeah. I would think so. What if you don't know it's semen?

What did it add me? Sure it was something. What if you don't know it's even what had me What if you just have a clear pace in your hand? You're just like rubbing it on something We're just paced in a new hand. Yeah, why would you where would you get a clear pace that you don't know what it is But what if yeah, what would happen that you'd end up with semen in your hand and not away with Literally the worst hypothetical situation anyone's ever come up with it. I'm trying to be more like Gavin Okay, so it'd be you don't you don't do that Barbara is delirious Yeah, the lyrics by the way. Yeah, so what is that? I'm trying to be more like Gavin, okay? So you don't want to do that. Barbara is delirious. Delirious, by the way.

Yeah. So what do you why is that? You've been up like a long hours? It's just, well, as Gus said, the last week before Jax is really, really crazy, where every little piece that you've been waiting on for the entire year is now coming together and you have to have everything finalized like.

Well, everything becomes focused. It's like you have all these abstract ideas. Yeah. And now it's like, you're coming to a point where every single thing needs to be finalized. Well, everything becomes focused. It's like you have all these abstract ideas. Yeah. And now it's like, you're coming to a point where every single thing needs to be finalized. And like for me, I want to finish up everything tonight because we start moving tomorrow. And I want to have all the documents,

all the printouts of everything we need. So it's like, laughing in its stove. Good luck with that. Pretty much. So what are you going to do the day after? Are you just going to shoot up a little heroin and ride out? I'm probably just going to shoot up a little heroin and ride out. I'm probably just going to pass out.

That's what I did last year. You couldn't do that at the office by the way, that'd be illegal. But don't smear that. I guess that's a scenario where you could end up with Simon in your hand and not know what it was. There are many scenarios like that. So if you have any questions like this is live, right? I'm so confused. Yeah, so if you have any questions you can tweet to us using pound

or hashtag RT podcast. Pound or hashtag. And we'll be checking those. So is there ever going to be a replacement for tweet chat? I hate that they broke the API, and now we don't have the uses to that. They didn't break the API. They disabled that function.

Right. Twitter's drawing everything back in house. Well, they need to have a comparable solution. You day? No. Well, I guess you go to the at page, a search page, and just refresh it. Why do you get Tweet Deck on there? Because I've never used it.

I've never used Tweet Deck. I have Tweet Deck. It's got my hashtag and shit's just rolling by. But that's automatically scooped down. That's rolling by. That's what's doing, see? Look at that. Somebody ends there. Oh, it's rolling by. That's what students do. You know that. Somebody end it's day. Oh it did. You know if we could. Somebody send us something. There you go. Okay cool. I'll get tweet deck then. I'll have it ready my next time. So the next

podcast we're going to do is going to be at RTX. It'll be on Sunday. Yeah. It'll be a day early. Sunday 12 to 130 in the main ballroom. We'll re-broad test it our normal time one day evening. So people who are used to watching it, they can watch it. And also be live streamed on the RTX event website. So what stuff, what panel is it getting live streamed? Everything. The whole thing.

Unless someone specifically requested not to have their panel stream. There are some individual things that will be omitted from the live stream, but most everything will be viewable. I love when people suggest stuff like that. Like we received a suggestion the other day, saying that we should do that for 2014.

And I was like, come on, we did it last year. We're doing it again. Is that the red at thread where you posted a picture of slowpoke? Yeah, slowpoke is my new favorite thing to post everywhere. Yeah. All right, genius.

It's fun, though, people are like that. Like they don't realize when they're seeing something, like that, even when they see it, it's right in front of them, they say, you should do that. It's like, put it right there in front of you and we're doing it. Yeah. Yeah, we had that. I would do that thing this weekend with Ray, where, remember, like a few months ago, I pitched in the Monday meeting that we do a podcast that was RT podcast on one day, then we would

do the gaming podcast, which is now the patch. We would do spoiler cast, and I also suggested a one-on-one podcast, which was basically just an AMA. And it was kind of like, you know, about it. Whatever, so I thought, oh, just do that as game time, and I'll do, we play a game,

and I'll just talk to one person while we play a game. So we put that out, and people had a really good response to it, but everyone's like, hey, there should be a show where two people play a game, and they just talk while they play a game all the way through. It's like, they should do that show. It's like in the comments of it. It's like, that's what that is like. You literally just watched that. You just, you're commenting on the comment for that show saying that we should make that show. It's really straight. It makes no sense. Hey, bens your by the way bens back from the uk

we don't want to want interviews people are pointing at him thank you whoever that was pointing at been i wasn't sure which one he was i haven't known him for like five fucking years i'm not longer than i've known i'm not in the person pointing at him i feel that i feel like been is so young that i've known been longer than bens been somehow it seems like that. But Ben was in that last one on one interview series that we did, which was me interviewing people about stuff

they don't know anything about. You should make a series of that. We shouldn't do that. Actually, that we should be doing. You should do more episodes of that. That was a tough one because we had to pick a subject for that that people in the audience knew the answers to it. But the person we

were interviewing didn't like to do it's no funny if you just ask in question about stuff the audience doesn't know either they're like yeah we're all stupid together yeah you also have to find someone who's a willing participant and doesn't mind looking dumb I guess if you've been said I really high bar for the first one it was really funny I think he did great yeah although Kara was great as not knowing anything about any guy movies What's it over to she probably has one of the best responses to anything in the history of the company easily the hardest I've ever laughed yeah in the workplace is

Care is response to the back to future. Yeah, I must have laughed for 15 minutes straight and I had to cut it out I don't know why the cut up Well, because they thought the character like what is put at at the end or something. Right well they thought the character better for like everyone always asked the comments how to bury possibly keep a straight face. Yeah. Yeah. We just like cut it out. So. It's a match of editing. We should do that. We should edit videos so that they look as good as possible. We should make a show where we edit things. But instead of just putting it online. Happy Canada Day. So it is Canada Day, yes. And that doesn't mean anything.

Like, right? I mean, what does it mean? It's when we became an official country. A real country. Yes. So is that? So is that a day off from work in Canada? Yeah, I think so.

I mean, I know my whole family had the day off today and they went downtown, which in Ottawa is huge because it's the capital of Canada. So if you go downtown to where Parliament is, it's like a sea of Canadians. What do they do downtown? There's like music and food and then at night there's fireworks. It's like what fourth of July would be like in big city, I guess. In the big city. In a big city.

A picture they went downtown and like since everyone's off, like every business is closed, it's like everyone just goes downtown. It's like, oh, okay, they go back home. Like there's nothing to do. But what kind of they celebrate like a big battle like the first Tim Horton's opening the creation of Poutine it's becoming a country we're signed with uh to become the part of Britain Confederation you went from being a colony to being a country owned by another country is that what it is something Something like that, you know. Okay. It's kind of just a made of death.

Is that so? We just want to say that Canada is cool. That's the only reason we made that day. Is the clean on Canadian currency? Yes. Is that still a deal? And guys played hockey. Yes, that is actually true.

And it goes. So you guys still own those guys? What's that? You're putting it on me. Yeah, you guys, you still own those guys? Well's that? I'm putting on me. Yeah, you guys, you still own those guys? Well, it's part of the Commonwealth, isn't it? I don't know, I'm asking you. Yeah, we're part of the Commonwealth. What do you have left in the Commonwealth at this point?

I think you have a bunch of like islands here and there and stuff. What happened to India? India, this is independent. Yeah, no, what happened? What happened? What happened? What did you mean what happened? It wasn't, you guys, it was an agreement

it was a colony like Hong Kong why do you think it's a group what do you get out of that well given back countries to the people right you're not going to give back like you fight like health for Ireland

constantly you do right northern Ireland me personally i've never fought for island but people do people fight for Ireland all the time like yeah it's one of the ongoing well island is separated why would you give island back like whatever that's an agreement well they have island did we have all of it well that we got the top that

right that that that that that that that that that that that that that that We got the top bit right Yeah, the top bit to bottom down. All right. What do you give the top bit back? Give him back to head I know and it's fun enough. These decisions are not to me Which is probably for what what what happened in here. Why'd you guys what happened? I know you keep you last me that four times I know America like in history class I don't think the English history mentions much about the countries that we lost But I don't think you lost it. I felt like you gave it back. I don't know. I don't get it. I'm sure you guys go really in-depth on Canada, though, since you kept them.

People get really annoyed with me when I don't know. You don't want to get some depth on Canada. When I don't know historical moments in American history. What is that? The America! No, no, I'm not using it in India. This is separate now. People get annoyed. They talk about the Boston T-Pie. It's like, yeah, Boston T-Pie, you know,

all that stuff is like, finally enough. We don't get taught that, anything. Finally, Gavin doesn't know everything about T-Pie. Only the two of them. Do you know, American history is very, it's like, we brush over that in history. I mean, one of the things you much touch on though is the American Revolution, right?

You must touch on it. I don't remember any of that. It was all like, I would rather have known about that but it was all choos and stewett's and henry eights and some so what do you do you do this thing we say okay so we discovered a new part of the world we completely colonized it right fuck all that we're not gonna cover that anymore you like you don't even touch on the list of ways anymore what's that it's not us anymore so you just drop it

one day like one day you're talking about it and then you stop talking about it history class You don't ever cover it ever again. I just learned about English history and boy is that boring I mean that's probably some interesting stuff. You know the battle of 1066. I don't even know What people look like in 1066? I probably watched over Look remarkably different right like if you just plucked somebody out of four hundred eighty yeah and sat in here on the couch in normal clothes clean their hair got the

light stuff of them plopped and that we still be able to tell who they can't they do it in the person sitting over there with the name is barbracad because that's the thing where you can see all these old victorian houses in stuff in england even older than that. And the door frames are like this high because

people were small then. And that was only a few hundred years ago. How tall do you think people are going to be in like a thousand years? Twenty feet. I'll go to our other nineteen. I'm going to go right under guys. I'm playing the prices right here. One foot. But if they're over twenty, twenty five feet. One dollar. Yeah yeah you've got it so yeah that's something to consider to you like we study american history american history they kind of started fourteen

ninety two yeah but they glaze over a huge chunk of a big chunk and then we don't know where country and that's it you're his country they go back to like stonehenge but what is that they don't know where the country starts really they probably that's pre-historic

right at the beginning right at the beginning like i mean really like when they day one of you k history you sit down open the book to page one what's on page one what's on page one of the american history what what would it be Christopher Columbus

they are well-cased and correlating coming off your question a little bit why is England called England? English land. England. Because of English sex and... Yeah.

I'm just curious. I mean, is that how old it is? Yeah. The, uh, wasn't Columbus, uh, didn't need to genocide or something? Didn't need to do genocide. You can use genocide to verb, you're denotified. Commit genocide? Did he do genocide? I don't think one dude in a shipocidal verb. I'm a genocidal verb. I'm a genocidal verb. I'm a genocidal verb.

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thrones air even though i know it's not a real time in history Is that everyone was like dead even like everybody had the exact same technology everybody had horses and Swords and metal suits and that was pretty much it like a crossbow really set you apart. Yeah, and that was it And then someone shows up with dragons and fuck yeah, then so many shows up the dragons and everybody's fuck spoiler Boyle cast Yeah, I never thought about that as like trying to figure out a point in time when England didn't exist I wonder like what are other countries that existed at the same time that still exists now if any like would France exist all the way back then?

Well, they all exist right, but the country's like what's the day one of France, right? Yeah. They want to France, right? They want to be England, like, because they hated each other instantly, right? It's like people across the channel, like, fuck those guys. We're making our own country over here. So by day one, do you mean when humans set foot on the land? Just like when France, France can be considered France. Like America existed as long as France has. The land mass has.

Do you think there were a bunch of people sat there in Berets, eating baguettes, and they were like, we got a thing going on We got thing you know a thing called France I think they knew they were French the moment they were like fuck everybody else like somebody came to visit them And they treated them like shit for nice picking their language. That was it. That's how they knew they had friends They were on to something but I'm pretty sure it's a Widely known that Columbus was a giant piece of arsehole Wasn't it why would you say that he was a giant piece of also. What? What was it?

Why would you say that? He's your countryman, right? No, he wasn't English. He was an Italian. Yeah, Gavin's Italian. Oh, yeah, sorry. There you go. What he was Italian, he was Italian, but sailing for Spain. Portugal. So by what?

For Portugal? We got discovered by Portugal. Yeah. That was Spain. Wait, what was it? I thought it was Portugal? What was the name of the guy who was who named America or was named off to him? America America miracle miracle. This beauty just Gucci. Yeah, and when was he? What was he before Columbus? He's running around. Yeah, he was a map maker, right? Yeah, I think he was brilliant That's a good gig. You just name him.

Just someone flies a big piece of land and then he just goes, I'll make the map. I got it. Yeah, I think he just calls it after his own north. Amerigo and South America. He fucking awesome. Yeah, back then you could. And then you zoom out to the whole globe and he's like,

I'm pretty decent. Yeah. Well, now think about it, like if you are like, if you're an astronomer and you discover planets and systems, you can be a model map to you. Sure. There's Gus one, there's Gus two, there's Gus three. There's some sort of like gift you could give someone

where you name a planet after them. A star. A star. A name is not a planet. That's what a host crap is. Well, there's also a service where the UN made a declaration at some point that once the US landed on the moon, that they made a declaration that no Earth country

can declare sovereignty over the moon. Meaning that U.S. went on a planet flag based on the old rules of imperialism, we could say, that's our planet, you know, that's our planet toyed. We're on the moon first, we claim the moon for Americans and American territory, territory. But the U.N. all agreed that no, we're not going to be claiming the moon first we claim the moon for americans american territory territory but you and all agree that no we're not going to be claimed the moon as sovereignty of any one nation but a dude noticed that no nation can claim sovereignty over but this guy said he owns the moon and there's a there's a guy who says he has a legal claim to own the moon

and he has a company now where he sells plots on the moon like huge land packages on the moon I know it's next to nothing yeah yeah so you can buy like a giant tractor land on the moon and companies have done it what do they do they put something there it's just like you own this area like a little you know mark when I have to tell people nobody goes to the moon anymore I feel like I've set this five fucking weeks in a row tell people nobody goes to the moon anymore. I feel like I've set this five fucking weeks in a row

Yeah, the reason you bite at some point in the future Maybe there will be stuff up there and you'll own it. Okay. I'll rephrase it will they put something on there like a little flag or a little like I want to buy the piece of the moon. You're gonna call Pepsi and ask him I do I have a question because they wouldn't put put an American flag because that would violate the UN rules and then you could lose your plot of land on the fucking moon. Does Earth have a flag? Yeah, I think, yeah, it does.

What is it? It's like seven circles. It's like the... A hell? Yeah, I think there is an Earth flag. I would just like it to be a flag with a picture of the Earth on it. I'm gonna set the screen.

Let's keep the problem with that is, I thought about about that is like what side of the earth do you show it like the other one on the map where it's like this. Right. That's like, oh, you know, of course the Western hemisphere is on the first flag. What do you look at? I look at the earth flag. Oh no. It's gonna be some of our... I'm gonna say the brain and just...

What the fuck? I love it. So if you look up, don't look up, don't look it up. I'm gonna put up on the monitor. I'll send it to bread and. I'm excited. Yeah, I'm gonna take it. The fucking earth flag. Can I look it up there?

Yeah, you can look it up there. The keyboard doesn't seem to be working. Oh, it doesn't. Damn it. All right, hold on, let's get to the second. Bread, I'm gonna send this to you via email. I'm gonna try and buy the piece of the moon in the Apple wants later,

because they'll, they buy people's land for like 10 times what it's worth. How are you gonna know what piece of moon land that Apple's gonna want later? Just look, you know, just study it. See what? What does it mean? I don't know.

That's right. Well, that's probably, okay, on Earth, they wanna build that giant UFO looking thing. So I'll pick the land that looks most like that. Maybe their plan is long term to install rockets on that thing and fucking Straight up to the moon. They're like well, we already have the spaceship campus built down here Branding can tell us what you have already I got to find out what the how this thing was designed this so Wikipedia Flag of the earth is flag used to represent earth

It is the world peace flag earth they flag a flag design for the first earth down. This is the world-piece flag or they flag a flag designed for the first earth this is the uh... says the uh... is the earth's flag if we can find it brand new we don't get that the other thing when it's a big minute so one of the i looked at some of the other flags that were listed in there and if you scrolled all the way down but they have the earth flag from future

armor listed in there as an alternate earth flag yes girl down to the bottom of article they're all three be from the future armor which is like the earth flag which is looks like the american flag boy earth instead of the stars up in the up in the blue no patriotic yeah god you know future rama is now I see your old 3d yeah so future rama is now in a class season and nobody gives it yet I thought we were already we've done like four last seasons already I know right that's that's the thing. I think like Family guy said a weird tone for when it came back and was successful and is going on to be a

Long-running show after they brought it back But now it's like everything comes back like honestly Everyone was so goddamn excited about a rest of development coming back and nobody cares like four minutes after it came out Nobody gives a shit. I haven't heard anybody talk about a rest of development. I talked about it. I told an embarrassing story. It's in a podcast you weren't in. No, I'm not here at the minute. That's real fast. OK.

So, a rest of development came out. I had my iPad. I was like, oh, the new season of rest of development's out. I'm going to watch this. So I go Netflix and rest of development. They have a whole landing page for it. There's a button on it that says, rest of development. New season, watch now.

It's like, great. Watch now. Start watching. I was like, oh, page for it. There's a button on it that says, where's the development? And you see it's been watched now. It's like, great, watch now. Started watching. I was like, oh, that's weird. They went back with the Charlize Theron character and we Britain. Man, they just picked it up. Nothing happened. They're not even acknowledging the break.

Man, this looks just like I remember it looking at the time. How does everyone look exactly the same? Oh, Netflix restarted a restaurant development in the middle of season three where the last episode I watched So you would do a list of what that's effect where I like I watched the first 15 minutes of an episode I'd already seen and I was so embarrassed like close my iPad and I haven't gone back and watch the new season I see I don't blame you all I was embarrassed from the iPad like the app knows that I watched the wrong season

Okay, so Gavin asked Gavin asked does the have a flag? And we looked at them with competency with the earth flag is and the flag that I found it looks like something that if they said Gavin we needed you to make a flag of flag for earth to represent earth this is the flag. It's in the way a blue flag. I was making a joke and that's the actual one that's it looks like that's what that's the wikipedia for earth's flag that is the blue blue square with the earth in the middle of the other also south-eastern hemisphere talk about the worst hemisphere

and that what they put on there? yeah fucking east of Africa and like the indian ocean why that one? everyone knows northwestern hemisphere's chord set you know i was talking to somebody we were out of E3 and a bunch of people came up from Australia and they came up like that. Yeah, was Gavin was challenging me to have an entire podcast where I don't move my hands. What was it? Or my feet? Or your arms? Just hands. Because hand gestures are my hands. I can move my hands when I'm not my arms.

We could like to. Fabulous. That's a piece of the brain control in that, right? Like I just did this. That's a problem. No, there is no piece of the brain control in that, right? What? I just did this. There's a part of my brain. No, no. There is no piece of your brain that controls that.

But I mean, I'm not consciously doing that. I didn't think I'm gonna say this, and when I do it, I'm gonna lift up my hand and do that. Sure, it's all tied together. You bounce your leg more than anybody person on the planet. I have restless legs syndrome. No one will ever be able to unsee it.

You do not have restless legs syndrome. My legs, that doesn't exist. You should see me in bed. It's like I'm running. I have restless legs in my life. No one will ever be able to unsee it. You do not have restless legs in your life. My legs, that doesn't exist. You see me in bed. It's like I'm running. I'd like to see you in bed. Here's not that dog. The dog runs in its sleep. Yeah, I love that.

Yeah, it's streaming. I love it. Yeah, but a lot says, you know, your body shuts down so that you don't act your dreams out like punch shit or like run in your sleep. And actually, there's some people and I have had this in my life where you wake up but your body doesn't unparallize itself. And you have what's called sleep paralysis and you're just seeing their paralyzed in bed.

And like, I've had that like two or three times in my life. After waking up from a dream or just when you wake up. Just when you wake up and you just can't move. You just literally can't move. If you just sleep upside down, go ahead, do you dream upside down? What's that mean? Like, would you be upside down in the dream? That's a total Google or Gavin question.

If you're hanging by your legs, if you slept upside down. Yeah. Because I was wondering if astronauts do they have floaty dreams? Because they're not a fight for biogravity. Let's try. Let's look that up. They might have floaty dreams because they're fucking astronauts. I think about space a lot. How about that? Do they have floaty dreams?

I'm gonna see Gavin matches up with this. If you sleep upside down, people just want to know if you die. If you sleep upside down. So you're talking about what? I always heard that, too. So you have an upside down, you'll die. Well, all the blood rushes to your head, I don't know if you'll die or like right away, but I don't think you could stay like that very long. Most of blood in your body is already in your head. Bud do I or talk me that?

Yeah. We can't think that. Yeah. Yeah. Like you're not good with your head holds an enormous amount of blood. It was like, you know what I think about that right now. It was like, I'm just like, I'm just like, it was like going to a soda fountain. I'm like, alright, alright, alright. Don't look up, Bud Gus is talking about, please.

You'll be better off if you don't. But when we talking about right before that. Earth flag? Yeah. That fucking Earth flag. What before? I want to copy that for my wall. We're talking about being paralyzed when you wake up So do you think we got off on a tangent? Ditto to help me in space like they have the little flags in front of their cars like they put that in the spaceship Like a little earth flag like flapping. Why would it slap in space? I guess I guess not here just be suspended

Yeah, that always strikes me as so odd. Like, is that a real thing? I always see that like in movies, obviously. And TV shows where it's like a diplomatic car, and it's got the little flag, pull so the tiny little flags. Do diplomat cars actually have those flags? Thanks so much. Is that a real thing?

Well, I've had it. And where do you get those flags? A diplomat in store? Jeff K had them on the car he was bitten. Did he? Yeah. That's not the part of the video I concentrate on. What do you talk about?

Who did what? JFK got killed. Oh yeah. Yeah. We're talking about the little flags on diplomat. No, no, no. That was actually the one piece of American history I did learn at school. What did you learn about that?

Did he got done in by a good who? Wherever says Lee Harvey Oswald, don't they? Yeah. I mean, some people say no. But then I watched the Watchmen and the comedian did it, so I'm really confused. I'm really confusing. I can be very confusing.

What do you think is the most important event in American history? 9-11. 9-11, really? What do you mean in the history of the country is making? No, just in the history of the country. Most important event. Say 9-11.

Say 9-11? Yeah. Okay. There's mento. What do you think is the most important event in the history of the country most important event nine eleven two and eleven yeah okay mental or what do you think most important event in the history of canada the invention of syrup uh... i'm pretty sure sir predates canada you can only come on like eighteen sixty you said right eighteen sixty seven

you think is the most important event in a in canadian history but what stands out when i say that canada day gush what is the most important event in a Canadian history. Like what stands out when I say that? Canada Day, Gus, what is the most well-twenty-three years ago event? Oh, I think about when it comes to Canadian history is like Quebec separatists? Really?

I can't think of Jim Carrey. I know there's a dude who ran across the country and then died. That's something that I don't even know that. You don't know that? No. You know that? Canada's fucking something that I don't even know that. You don't know that? You know that? No. Canada's fucking big though, so I could understand that.

No, he was dying and then he ran, he did a thing. He was like, it was like a big, because he ran. Well see, if that guy was dying and then he thought, let's see how far I can run before I, I broke the eye. I know, he was like, he was running to raise awareness for something.

For his death. He ran across the country and he died. Or he was raising awareness for came at Canadian history i don't know what a fact that it was a really i didn't work a lot of people have died in barrels terry fox i didn't know that twitter told me that a lot of people have died in barrels why do you say that

going over the foot oh i do a people i don't think it's that many isn't i think it's more than twenty getting barrels where do these people get these barrels i don't think they they get in the barrels to die a lot of people Two aside in Niagara Falls a lot of people getting barrels to try to go over the falls and live and then they don't Why do they why is it a barrel like I don't know? Why don't they just get in the water? Why do they think if I get in the barrel this might work like why is that an iconic? Too much star fox I want to do a barrel roll

It'll protect you because if you clips yourself on a rock it might really at the barrel clips that work like why is that an iconic too much star fox image want to do a barrel roll it'll protect you because if you clips yourself on a rock it might really at the barrel clips that you'll be right what about the second rock like in ox one one and you know that that thing is frozen completely before i think pictures of that crazy have you ever i went there once i was up in toronto in january so you're on the

canadian side of Niagara Falls? Yeah, and I thought, oh Niagara Falls isn't that far away. I'm gonna go down there in January. So I drive down there, I get out of my car, walk up to Niagara Falls, and I sleep in. This is a huge fucking mistake because there's mist everywhere and it's like 35 degrees. It's like barely above freezing. Did you go on made of the mist? No, I don't even think it runs in January.

Probably not. It's too cold. I want on that that thing you get wet yeah you do it's fun though it's really impressive to see yeah like it seems like a kind of an old time hokey thing to go and uh... and see it's one of those things where like you know when you go to historical places you're just like oh cool that's nice but the Niagara Falls are actually like, it takes your breath away almost. It's so, it also moves. It does.

The force of the water going over the cliff, it erodes back. And like the falls have moved up river over the years. That makes sense. I grew up about, I was born, I don't know if I grew up, I was born about 90 minutes away from that. I'm well with the falls when you were born. What's that? They were at my house. I was born of I don't know if I grew up, I was born about 90 minutes away from that. Where were the fools when you were born? What's that?

They were at my house. I was born at the sea there in the halls. That's okay, I put him in a barrel. The most disappointing thing about Niagara Falls to me was what was on the land. Like all this cheap shitty curse traps? Yeah, it's like a little thing, like Vegas. No, no, it is not. It is like...

But in a bad way. It is like... It's like scraggioed flats and stuff. Parable and motels. What is the most meh landmark you've ever seen? For me, it's definitely Stonehenge. What do you think, what do you think, oh it is? I first see it.

It's like wildly overrated. Yeah, you get up to it and it's like, it's rocks in the ground. I think it. But it's right next to a motoware and this just cars stream. Because they always photograph it from one angle. Right.

Against the feel. Would it be like that on one of the first podcasts didn't we? With the pyramids. The pyramids in the Sphinx. It's like you only see the the the pyramid from one angle and it looks like it's in the middle of the desert but then when you turn around it's just a bunch of shitty houses and KFC. It's a pizza hut wasn't it? Yeah that's a bit of a video we link because you see the pyramids and everything and then it zooms back and you see that it's people sitting in a pizza hut eating and they're filming the pyramids and the Sphinx from the fucking pizza hut. Yeah, it's crazy. That does not work the the the

computer at the keyboard wasn't her. I was trying to tweet because we're logged into jack's account and I couldn't type anything. You want to tweet as Jack? Yeah, why? Because we're allowed to just account and we should take it as Jack. Hey hard hard to get in question. Go for it. Are you guys still located in Austin? No. Are we? I want to say yes. Yes, we absolutely are. This is Monday RTX is this weekend. We are not doing tours this week for anyone coming

in town for RTX because we have 8,000 people at least coming in town for RTX. So if you come to the office, even though we say we're not giving tours, you're going to be one of about probably a lot of 100 people that does that. You're going to be disappointed. And we're sorry. We're sorry. We would love to give you a tour, but we just have no time this week.

And we would definitely have no time with everyone who's coming in to do it. Yeah, most people will be at the convention center tomorrow. Yeah, we're also your kids at the convention center. It can help. So apparently, I should have said that. Very Fox today is a huge thing. Canadian schools. Yeah. We're also your working at the convention center. It can help so apparently Very Fox today is a huge thing Canadian schools. Yeah, he ran from the East Coast to Thunder Bay on the one leg It's terry fox. You had no idea what now you know it cuz you fucking said it twice I'm out with names

You've had things but I said what the guy did and you didn't know what it was. Yeah, I couldn't remember his name Okay, no, you said you never heard of it when I said it You said you never heard of it. Well, that's because i thought you said that he ran across the country and died like indeed what do you i mean like because he ran across the country oh come on how do you never hear you so he had one leg yeah what's the story here i don't know i don't know the details i'm about to see she's embarrassed because it's canadian day and she doesn't want canadian day canadian day and she doesn't want to be called out in the terry fox okay but he was a guy who had cancer and he ran across the country and showed the perseverance

of the Canadian spirit and then he died well force gum did it to and he lived out what he's fictional though i can't even run before it just break currently across Canada i saw i saw a damn uh... uh... video online where guy got a treadmill up up to 25 miles an hour and was running on it.

Not for long for like 20 seconds, but it was fucking amazing. How fast is using Bolt Run? Like when he runs 100 meter or 100 yards? I would imagine he runs like 25 miles an hour. I feel like I could stay on a 25 mile an hour treadmill for at least 10 seconds. No, no. You could, you could, I bet he could. Gus, I bet he could, I bet he could. Gus, I bet he could.

I bet he could. No, I don't know how much you want to bet. It's like a cheetah. Cheetahs can run fast, but only for a little bit. 10 seconds, I've got it in the back. Cheetahs are fast animals. Gavin's are not that fast. They're not fast at all.

No, I think I can do it. Do you know how fast that is? 25. Running it like a six mile is impressive. Running it's six miles. Like, six miles. Six miles an hour is pretty, no, no it's not not impressive in a sprint not a sprint for a whole miles hour good clip yeah

the miles hour is a good I would be satisfied if I could get up to 12 yeah I would be like I'm fucking I'm putting on a 10 I mean I got a machine at home it'll do well I can start by holding it right this guy's not the bell stop the speed and then you this weird thing we're standing next to it and hitting it with his foot, we gotta see if these videos work. You're gonna hurt yourself if you do this. And then, I'm okay with it.

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So you'll use miles per hour in the UK as well, right? Yeah. How, like, can you think of a place, you know, you don't drive? I've been in cars, though. So what, like, what kind of place do you drive where a speed limit might be 25 miles an hour? Residential area. Residential area.

Or turn. So you watch, you watch cars driving down the street and you think I can do that? Well, I know that 30 miles an hour, a car will hit someone enough to bounce them into the air. There you go. All right, watch this. Yeah.

Rainy, we can do it. So what are we doing? So this is the dude doing the thing with the fast running. How many hours have I had to play? How many hours are you running? 25. Holy shit. Oh my god.

Damn, you can do that. Look at David's face. Look at that. I want to see that again. Put that up and put the back up again. I mean, I want to see that again. Incredible. That is insane. Like, is that guy a professional sprinter?

Here he goes. Oh my god. That looks sped up. The amount of time, because he's getting ready, he's starting up one of his legs. But then from that, when he's full running, it's like one frame. How does he move that part? I have no idea. I think it's sped up. How do you go? Now granted. So do you think you can do that 10 seconds? Well, I've done it damn. one frame out of the way that I know idea that you get sped up and you know now granted

uh... uh... that i probably put right over my legs and just keep going to put it this way but that when you when you've got that fell

it would be the equivalent of like jumping out of a twenty five-hour car because you shoot off the back of the backwards what you get backwards yeah you would get your job yeah not a as i know you know you're a yeah you think like it you be moving to twenty five miles an hour coming off that belt don't be like would you jump out of a moving car twenty five miles an hour

yeah would you jump out of a moving car twenty five miles an hour and run yeah i would pay to see that although it's not the same there you would quickly decelerate now i'll say this though to is that it is not quite the same as running 25 miles an hour because a treadmill is different. You can run faster on a treadmill because you're not really running, you're just keeping up with the belt.

It's a little different. You're not pushing yourself off. The belt is pushing your feet back and you're just moving your feet forward, you know what I mean? It's different. It's not easy, but I think it it's the imagination, but it is different. I hate running on treadmill. See?

I prefer running outside or somewhere where it's just like, there's more spring on a treadmill. Yeah, but it's so boring. And I feel like I'm not gonna fall for the video game up. Yeah, I have a really bad balance though. So I feel like if I'm not concentrating, I'll just fall, like, fling right off of that. You know what I did the other day?

I was trying to figure out like give it try to figure out how you stand. You ever do that like is my left leg shorter than my right leg? Or am I do I stand like I find I stand on my right leg I stand on it and I my left leg just kind of like hangs out and balanced. I can tell how I stand because all of my shoes wear the same way. Yeah. Like if after I've had a pair of shoes for months these are are new. So I can't show you, but this side, like the outside on both of them just wears out. Like the inside here is fine. I walk on the outside of my foot apparently because that'll, I don't think so. That'll get worn away. It's by the same shoes, I've never done that. I buy the same shoes. These shoes, I could not find them for several months. They just, like I they discontinued them randomly. They just

came back online. I bought three pairs. Oh, we had a pair. Yeah, I was like, I don't want to be in that situation again, because my old pair, I needed to throw them away, but I couldn't buy new ones. What do your feet stop growing? Like, how old are you when they stopped? The last time I had a growth spurt, I was 13 or 14. Okay. Although I will say this also, my shoe size over my entire life, I don't ever really know it.

I just measure it every time. And like, I size shoes as much as two sizes really yeah between like 11 and a half and 13 so size and a half is what I wear it. I never want to bother I just always buy the same side well I was by the same shoe so I know You think the same leg every time yeah pretty much doesn't rotate between legs I see that's think so it's one of those things about your body like Like, do I remember, do I, did I use to stand on my left or am I right? Also, when I go to analyze it, it's one of the things that the moment you go to analyze it,

you correct yourself. And you can't be natural. Yeah. You can't be natural, right? Well, I think there's a natural flip between both sides of your body with everything. It just can't rotate. Well, like nostrils.

Go ahead. You only breathe through one nostril. And you're in my right right now. Me too. You only breathe through one nostril. I'm using my left now me too You only breathe through one I'm using my left and what and every time in front of your nose one nostril be blown air What's he now yourself conscious about it? And you I mean you can force air down the other one But I think if you if you're checking like an hour it would be a different nostril That's so weird. I never knew that I'm not sure if I'm not sure what does it that's something else you bring

I'm breathing your Gavin's nostril right now. There's a lot of them. But do you think there's just like a nose-flap pendulum up there, just like slowly moving? I don't think I can be a studdy that part of the body. No, it's pretty, it's just a little... H-backwards, for you. But it'd be funny to see a time,

because like, you see all the stuff your body does normally. But I like to see a time lapse of stuff the your body does slowly. Like, if you X-rayed my head, would a nose-flap be going like, like, sped up. Back and forth, you want like if you x-rayed my head would would a no slap you like like sped up back and forth the one time lapse x-ray well I think more importantly like what is the the mechanism what is it back there that

really what's that I'm really care no I never know my not really now you don't think about it but sorry we tell someone that now you're thinking about the size of your tongue your mouth then you don't think about it but it's like we tell someone that now you're thinking about the size of your tongue in your mouth then you can't stop thinking about that. But like a knob time lapse would be good too. No no. As you go through the day and temperature changes it would be interesting to see

like your balls go like mine specifically. Yeah. No, I didn't say the Royal. So is it true that testicles are external and they descend from the body because they can't stand to say that they're internal body temperature? It's temperature regulation. So when it's cold, you'll scroll to

yanks the bulls near your body. You're specifically. And when it's hot, they hang loose to get away from the body heat. What? Just talk about something. I'm losing all my traits of thought here. Before we get you far, we had a user, Ajax 15,

who contributed a new earth they flag for us the updated for us yeah you might like this one better i'm waiting for it that's good that's beautiful it should say it should have a little number one below it i think it should have an f instead of a t-h

earth you know i read that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the uh... independancy but will Smith is not going to be in it well then why make it i think they're making a total of the what's it gonna be about what's that so the aliens fucking blown to shit

the aliens come back with more people right or they just hold this independent in canada and nobody knows why or then more people right or they just hold this independent day in Canada and nobody knows why or us invades them what earth invades them yeah and that's not independence is it that's subjugation that's under segregation day well there's a lot of sequels to movies where it's not a subjugation days what's that why they're no subjugation days like what isn't the you can why isn't the UK calendar filled with subjugation day like this is the day we conquered India this is the day we conquered America this this is the day we conquered America,

this is the day we conquered America. We had that, it's called Columbus Day. Sure. Yeah, the day we discovered America. Fuck it, Texas Independence Day. What's that? What day is Columbus Day? October 10th, November 10th?

Can we stop with the days, do you think? What do you mean? That's enough of them, though. No, there are. People keep doing stuff. There are. Or what's the last time the holiday got to add it, though? This black history month, that would be one of the most recent ones. I guess so, but it's not like a day

You it's not that's not like a holiday you get off for cyber Monday about like that's not a fucking real thing We'll ever have a gay holiday. Oh, yeah, of course you think so the day after Mayday gay day gay day may day than gay day Perfect makes sense. Yeah, I think so a thing a day that perfect makes sense yeah i think so no i think a people fight too long what days better it like i i i i i i i i i i i was in that in us yet yeah yeah yeah yeah i did uh... big uh... big parade in washington s yettle

and that's your city to wise going on here what mean what's everyone in texas could have been all about all it's abortion uh... it's uh... women's rights there's an abortion bill in front of the text is legislature and it's very controversial is a lot of limitations uh... restrictions on it and so

uh... when they were going to vote on it a bunch of people went down to the capital protested one senator in particular like did like this kind of standing on the floor where she stood up the entire time is a filibuster you know the filibusters yeah that's where they basically killed time and then the legislators period ran out

the session ran out but then there was all this like really shady stuff that happened where they said they voted on the bill and they set the time stamp back. Yeah, people had screenshots of the time stamp like when they first added it and then they took screenshots after when they changed it and they were just like do you not know that people have the internet? Like so I watched that live stream. I don't like novelty Twitter accounts very much,

but there's a great novelty Twitter account that came out of that, which is the Texas legislature clock. It's angry at all capitals. Capitals like, come up here, call me a liar on my face face. It's like, this is a really angry clock. That's like this. And everybody for calling it a liar. It's even better this is really angry fly. That's like this. And everybody for going to the liar. It's even better than the big bin.

It's really funny. I thought you were gonna say that, like 12 o'clock every day. It's like, nope, it's 11.50, it's a little shut up. This gives the wrong time. So I was watching that live stream and I was struck by, I guess I shouldn't be surprised, how low quality the camera they have for that is. Yeah.

It was like, you could only get a 360p stream. It's gonna make RTX look awesome. Yeah, and there were like 200,000 people watching it. Yeah. That was going on. I was like, holy crap. That's more people than watch our thing. It's a little bit.

Yeah. It was impressive. And I think the second special legislature started today. And the whole bunch of people out of the capital. the second special legislature started today and uh... yet the whole bunch of people of capital which i'm glad to see that the people are keeping with it because it's like uh... it seems like everything in this country politically whether you agree with it or not

it kind of get introduced and every way they should everybody was not and then they're like i'll never mind and then it just comes back like a week later and it gets past as something else. Like everyone was all up and arms about SOPA and the internet, you know what I mean? And the limitations of the internet. But then there's a bunch of, you know,

spying on domestic people and like, taking emails and cell phone calls and archiving. No, we can't. I feel like that was not as big a deal as it should be. And I think even we're guilty of that here on the podcast. We never really talked about it. Well, I was at town. It came out.

But, you know, we're not going to have any choice to talk about it because you hear what just happened yesterday the day before. The you hold on, don't get my exact number here. Oh, we got political on the podcast, we never do that. True. Hold on a second. I'm staring us to prison. Yeah.

But I think these are, I mean, these are definitely very topical issues. hold on a second so you know i'm staring us to prison yeah but i think these are uh... i mean these are definitely very topical issues things are the very uh... abortion so here we go well that the set up a lot of that the u.s. taps half a billion german phone internet links each month yeah so they've been tapping german germany as well the u.s. government

so i don't what who knows who knows so the person who revealed that is uh Edward Snowden who's the guy who released the information about the prism program in the first place right and he is in limbo he's in the Moscow airport and he can't leave oh is that where he is ignore ignore he is yet he's somewhere in the international terminal at the Moscow airport so it's the movie the terminal essentially his his u.s. passport has been revoked and he's trying to get to Ecuador to seek asylum but he can't get there since he has no passport

and if he leaves the airport he runs the risk of getting arrested Ecuador should go get him i'd be so annoyed. Just a little bit. What do you mean? Well, I would've told the moon, and all the stars and stuff. But to be trapped on one piece of one planet, it was really annoying.

Especially an airport. Yeah. You got a whole planet and you're locked in one room. Especially a Russian airport. Well, he's not going to avoid you locked in one room. Yeah. That's what he's really trying to avoid. Well, that's like a Bradley Manning, one through the same thing. the We just basically blow in the whistle on the government, apparently that does not happen these days. You go away for a long time. So, does anyone think Snowden is a trader? Does anyone think that like that?

He put people in danger or anything like that? That's what the government says. But reporting that the government is spying on their citizens? Does anyone say that? I haven't heard that side of the argument by anybody. I thought I heard that from the government, but I don't understand how that's the case, but maybe I didn't see specifically what he released. I just know broad strokes at his, really, in the media, like whatever the media tells you.

I haven't seen the actual specific data or information that he released. Well, people are writing like that's a weird shit about prism, like that. This company or that company has a Contract with prism. I mean, I'm sure lots of companies deal with the NSA even on our regular basis. You know, I'm sure that happens a lot So yeah, some peelers saying yeah, they think snowed in this trainer. Okay Interesting. I'd like to know why other than you know whatever

140 characters will allow you to say but I'm curious about about that. Yeah, that's a hard message to convey. And a lot of people think stuff about politics. Oh, right. Head in the sand. Gavin, you want to take a side of politics? I was actually just thinking about toothpaste. Were you? Yeah.

What kind of toothpaste? Hey, yeah. Why? Because toothpaste is like nothing else in that your tongue learns to get used to flavors, right? Wouldn't you eat food? Yeah. Toothpaste is always weird though.

As soon as you taste, as soon as you change toothpaste, the first time you brush your teeth with that new toothpaste. As soon as you toothpaste. It's like, ah, God, this new toothpaste is so weird. The next time, it's absolutely fine. Is it takes one go a new flavor of toothpaste before you used to it? Never have noticed what you're talking about. You've never brushed your teeth with different toothpaste.

And be like, I actually know what he's talking about you never brush your teeth with different toothpaste and be like I actually know what he's talking about that you would use it first yeah first you're not used to the taste but then it's like you could anticipate it the next time you brush your teeth teeth to paste no but I know what he's talking about also I know I'm going to tend to buy the same toothpaste there you go well don't you you're just like oh this month I'm going for I don't talk or fresh I think I changed toothpaste every single time I buy toothpaste. Well don't you, you're just like oh this month I'm going for a four-ish aquafresh. I don't. I think I change toothpaste every single time I buy toothpaste. You just don't, you probably don't know what toothpaste you have before. I don't remember.

Yeah. Do you use all of your toothpaste like all the way down the tube or? Yeah. How do you squeeze your toothpaste? Do you just grab it and squeeze it or do you start from the back and work your way up? I mean at the beginning. Well at the beginning. What are you all pleasing before?

He would not. Do you think you can take time to squeeze like? No, no, well that's the joy of a YouTuber toothpaste. It's like, it's kind of a tree. It's like, I can squeeze this anywhere and I'm going to get two things. You get pleasure out of weird things. Yes, it's the small things.

That's the joy of a new tooth. No, I wouldn't like tease the bat when you go all that in the front. Okay. I see you. Yeah. Um, that's like a sexual conversation. That's what I want. Toothpaste also, why is it that I feel like toothpaste has a unique property in that if you get anything on your shirt You're like, oh fuck, let me wipe that off. It goes away. Toothpaste, you get it in your shirt

You got this giant white stand till you wash it. You know one of the most embarrassing conversations I've ever had was one of the first times I ever spoke to you. Gus, I had deodorant on my shirt. You know something you can deodorant. That was not one of the first times you spoke to me. I had deodorant on my shirt. You know something you can deodorant on. That was not one of the first times you spoke to me. I had deodorant. It's embarrassing. Let him finish. It's like you had that little white thing because I put on deodorant and then either change shirts or put on the shirt after I put on deodorant. And I said that to Gus.

Like, oh, Gus is another human who lives in normal society. He's probably had this problem before. That would be such a shame. I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go look I go like a diodorant. I'm sure I hate when I do that. I go do you hate when you do that? And Gus goes no, I never do that because I'm not fucking 12 It's just like went back to work and went to it. It was the angriest I've ever seen anybody get about nothing at all You are about a man you were you were so offensive about it Because I don't understand that I put my shirt on and then I put my diodorant on yeah But it's when you slide past the bit you just deodorize. I put my shirt on and

then I put my deodorant on. Oh yeah, I just didn't listen to what you said. Yeah, that's painful, the apparent. But the other way it is like you clip it on the way up, right? Right. What you do is you fold the shirt from the bottom so when you put it on. It's time for that. It was time to fold the clothes that way that was actually remember this specific conversation I know exactly where we were and exactly what was happening when we had the conversation we were sharing the shittiest hotel room in Toronto at the first RVBTO oh right we were in Sarajevo apparently it was like being in Sarajevo it was like it was the she's got the across the road gunshot no we do get hit by a car yeah we were like so we

were in this hotel it was it was shitty like Jeff book yeah Jeff book to step that's that's when I took over book in our travel there were signs in the lobby everywhere that said no durian fruit that's why I learned what durian fruit was which is stinky ass fruit anyway so we get up to the room and you open up the curtains and you look out and across the street is like this. It looks like a bombed out burnt out shell of a building. Like all the glass has gone from the windows, but there are people in there. And it's like holy shit, there's like plywood on some of the windows.

It looks like something from like a zombie apocalypse movie. Yeah, and so we're looking at it and then we look down to the street and it's a dude crossing the street and just gets fucking hit by a car and he like pops up and starts screaming at the guy in the car. And like they get into a fight. Like that's just a normal occurrence at this fucking shitball hotel. I can't. Everybody eat a durian? No.

No, have I? I bet it smells as bad as it, or tastes as bad as it smells. What the fuck is it, is it like a fruit? I have durians in my animal crossing town. I heard that those were available in Animal Crossing. I dropped off. Animal Crossing had the same drop off curve for me on the DS as it did on the GameCube, man.

I got like a couple of fish. I got all my fishing rods and shovels and then i was like i really i got nothing like you can only like collect so many bells and build up like a non-configurable house to such a level that you're like okay figure it do you want to expand your upstairs your main floor your basement

your basement and a basement yeah i'm not saying that well i don't have a basement yet but yeah not looking again did you ever play the sims uh... yeah i don't know how to do this when you get put. Yeah, now I'm hooked again. Did you ever play the Sims? Yeah, I did play the Sims for a little bit, but I would do the same thing that everybody does playing the Sims where I'm watching a little cartoon person work out, and they're bar going up and going,

what the fuck am I doing? It's awful. Especially bad, because I grew up with the Sims. I was at school, and you can literally make a kid study. And you watch them get smarter and do better at school. And it's like, I'm getting worse at school, because I'm'm getting worse this is awful. That little green bar that fills up, like their thermometer to their next level, I'm thinking, what does my green bar look like right down? Going down.

My little diamond is turning black. I actually stopped playing the Sims because I didn't like what it was turning me into. Or I didn't like what it was making me realize I was. Which was what? Sikko. I just burn people alive all the time. Did you really? I'd get rid of the doors. I put wooden chairs around a fireplace and I'd just put the entire family in there and just watch the more burn. I would take it all off and I'd be like, I imagine everyone does this and then I asked to my friends and I'd be like, no, we don't do that.

That was one of the first, like, I don't want to say production, but it was one of the first things that we did before Ugly internet and drunken You probably called like our first of machinimo we ever did it was the still images, right? We did a cartoon strip in sims. Yeah, I did one with Gus and Jeff living together in a house. Yeah Yeah, you know that in in the sims I'm not sure which one it was, but a certain plant would grow But it would grow really slowly.

It ended up being like a beanstalk that went all the way up. But it would take hours and hours of real time to be like days and months in the game. But you could eventually climb it. What happened? It would take you to like a cloud or something where it'd be. I don't remember this. What do you try to talk about? I swear, that was like a weird Easter egg where you couldn't modify this beanstalk in any way. It would just grow inconveniently.

I'm looking up scenes. I looked up beanstalk and it all directed to brand stock. Is that a thing? Beanstalk. I also used to put people in the swim pool and take away the stairs. I think everyone does that. So I don't do.

There is a beanstalk in Sims 1. I even remember the cheat codes for Sims 1. What is it? It was like some weird, I don't know. So you remember it, but you don't. Calapic work. You remember when you cheat code back in your day? God, I feel like I have like bits and pieces of them.

Of course, the economy code, I remember that. Remember that Mike Tyson code and punch out started with like 007, something something. Metroid had what was the Justin something? I don't like these vague. So what you're saying is you remember that perfectly? No, God no. So yeah, you can climb Beast Talk and there's a giant stand up there. A giant stand up?

Yeah, there's a giant. I mean, he can't familiar. I can't remember why I couldn't there's a giant scene up there a giant. Yeah, yeah One time when I was a kid talking about like cheat code or codes and stuff from One time when I was a kid I had a sleep over at a friend's house and He had the legend of Zelda for the NES and I did not have the legend of Zelda. Okay. So I was like, oh shit, I'm gonna play the legend of Zelda non-stop. So I just start playing the legend of Zelda. Everyone else is having fun. Everyone else goes to sleep. I'm playing the legend of Zelda. I play the legend of Zelda all fucking night.

Don comes around. Everyone else wakes up and I get to a point where like I finished it. I finished the legend of Zelda. I played for like fucking 14 hours or whatever. Done. Okay. Like save the game, turn it off. I finished legend of Zelda. I played for like fucking 14 hours or whatever done Like save the game turn it off That go join everyone else breakfast. They're like do you stay up all night? I guess like yeah, I beat Zelda. It's awesome like bullshit show us

I go over and I turn the NES back on and every save file has been deleted including my friend Zelda copied is I was like What the fuck do you do? I was like I swear I didn't touch any of the things I just played all night and my one save and saved it like I don't know what happened and to this day I think he still pissed off at me that I deleted his fucking Zelda thing I don't do anything I just played the game did you turn it off properly yeah hold down reset and hit power just like it says give me a few memories like that from childhood where you hurt somebody or fuck somebody's thing out I remember once I was playing super Mario world on the super Nintendo

that's the one right mm-hmm and it was Creepy like it was really foggy that day and all the fog in real life the fog had come down and we couldn't see out in the windows It was really creepy looking and then in Mario we were running along and all of a in real life, the fog come down and we couldn't see any of the windows, it was really creepy looking. And then in Mario, we were running along, and all of a sudden he kind of like glitched and spun around so he was running backwards and then to slip down through the floor and died,

and we all screamed and turned it off and like ran under the covers because it was like, it felt everything was haunted, even Mario, it was scary. Even Mario. It's so stupid, dude, it's so stupid dude. It's so stupid. We have the dumb life. I thought it was dumb after we got to know you. He was like, we just, we just, we just, we just, like,

I was helping, I was standing in my friend Todd's house when I was a kid, like six or seven, and we were cleaning his room to go to dinner and we were cleaning up really fast and I didn't know this but he was making a mobile of the solar system because this was before the internet and people were bored and shit. He was doing it for fun. I guess he's like a mobile of the solar system. He must have been for fun. Wow.

I found the yellow styrofoam that only like chicken comes in that stuff you know so he had the sun cut out of that and I picked up this styrofoam yellow disc and I and I looked oh this is trash and so I snapped it in half snapped his son in half and he fucking lost he thought lost his shit dude over the fact that I broke the son from his mobile that he was about to make. And then I felt terrible about it, but then he cried like a bitch for like 30 minutes. I was like even at like 6 I was like dude, chill the fire.

I got to do. Just make another one. Go get some more chicken bitch. What's wrong with you? Why you got a break it before you throw it away? I don't like it you want a snap shit, you know Burning zins the damn I snap the piece of trash and a half and I'm the fucking Hitler I'm on rockster New York apparently. I love memories of being a kid because you can remember yourself You can remember the moment in your head, but I never apply myself into like the smaller kid body when I think about it.

So if I, if I, you I'd be thinking about that's, oh, where's this guy being a little, I'm called bitch crying. But you can, it's just so funny when you imagine two tiny six-year-olds and you're like, Hey, come on. Take me there. Cut the shit, dude. Let's go. I was able to, I'm good even go play Nintendo because it didn't do anything.

Go outside and ride bikes. Let's go look at the real solar system. Just turn the sun. I, God, I think I've told go look at the real solar system. Just stare at the sun. I got, I think I've told this phone in the podcast before, but I used to have sun staring contests when I was in first grade. What? What?

Yeah. You won. I won, I won every time. And then I can stare at the sun longer than anybody, huh? Yeah, you know the other kids? Like around you, like they would stare at the sun as a group. We would wait in line for lunch.

Would there be someone monitoring like whose eyes are staying focused on the sun because like couldn't you But you'd be looking goalie of course you could a we're seven who knows No, my I talked about I looked at the sun one time and I've had those a blue dot you know when you look at the sun You have the blue dot in your vision after that then the blue dot am i fucking older brother told me the blue dot will lead you to treasure so i would uh... uh...

uh... and then look at the blue dot and i really have an opinion of my mind that the blue dot would disappear and i have a treasure yet that i was a good enough at it so it's very the sun longer my fucking mark the front yard. Look at half blind, like standard.

After nothing, it's imaginary blue dots. And only I can see and I'm like, walk and do the front yard going, wait, wait, wait, wait. So my fucking brother again strikes again with fucking asshole. How many moments of fucking, did your brother have with your mind? He was tearing up.

He was a terrible individual to grow up with. I'm glad that in my family, I was an oldest sibling and I did not have an older sibling that I had to deal with like that. Oh, he tougher me up big time. Big time. No. So you both stared at the sun and now you're going to play glasses. Yeah. Yeah. I remember in elementary school they told us never to look when there is an eclipse because they would tell all the kids that you would go blind if you stared at it. Surely that's the one time you do want to look at this time because it's not as bad. But now, it's in my mind of being terrified of eclipses of like,

don't look at the sky, don't look up, don't look up, you're gonna blind. You're not going to do it? Yeah, I know, but it's like, I'm not even like gonna glance at it now. So I'm just terrified. You're like, can you watch it on TV or do you get scared seeing it on TV? I know, that's cool. How could you just spontaneously interrupted by the clips. Just, you know, once you're twice a year,

what is it? Do you think it clips us over that common? I don't even know. It's like, one's to be pretty common. Well, like, where you live in one place, you can go and see a clip as well over the gap if you travel a lot, but in the place you live, it's every more than 10 years, isn't it?

I don't know. I think there's a set schedule for it. Well, I sure people know when it's going to happen, but I think it's like every X number of days. It's every couple of years, right? Why would it change? I don't know. Everything, everything in the solar system, because the rotation is on a plane.

Here we go to science. Here we go. The Earth, the moon, and the sun are all in the same plane, right? Okay. So is it a masking that question? I think so. So it's like so the moon literally every time every 28 days when it goes around the earth Would cause an eclipse It would blot. It has to get the earth is also rotating. So it happens in a different place Right, right that I get that I get but the solar eclipse does have to happens every 20

Maybe not in Canada. Oh, but it could be nighttime when that happens. What? It could be nighttime when it crosses over. What? What? But then equally, the moon, the moon, the earth, the moon, the earth, the moon, the earth. It's not never mind.

It would be a lunar eclipse that would happen because the earth would be in front of it. Oh, I get it. The moon's in front of it. It's nighttime. It's a lunar eclipse. It's the other. It's really dark on the sudden. It is out. The moon's in front of it. It's nighttime. Right, right, right. It's a literary film. It's the other movie. It's really dark by the sun. It becomes out.

It's not. Fucking Gavin's correcting me. Gavin always cracks me. I got, I got to stop. How often? The science if that happens. How often do solar eclipses at night? A current night.

We'll remove all the night eclipses. Solar eclipses. History. All right. but it's on that plane though because the sun spins, doesn't it? Isn't that why everything's like that? Yeah, because the everything spins. Remember we showed that one like graphic of the way that we always think of the planets like here's the sun, here's the planets, they're all rotating around it. It's not all what the solar system looks like because the sun is going like this. Yeah, I love that damage.

And it's basically like, I still don't know what that is in relation to. What do you mean? There's no fixed point in space. How do you mean you're moving away from each other? It's all wrong. So what is it, I mean, if something's moving towards the sun, I guess in relation to that,

the sun's moving that way, but really it's not. But the sun is moving itself is moving but where you measure that from from it's moving in that direction how do you know why isn't everything else moving the other way i mean we think our son is the center of the universe and i'm saying this way what what was that graphic well what is this reference point for that okay so soon there's an origin point where everything exploded

chewy and then when all out like that we're all on that same pathway of heading out to be eventually right this gravity slows us down to the point where then we come and stuck back in and smashing it they're still heading out but that's

it's no but i don't think there is a point of like i don't think they have that measured like what is the center of the universe that's never been determined i don't think we have that measure. What is the center of the universe? That's never been determined. I don't think we can see back to it. So we've already come too far. It's a conversation I think, yeah, so far.

But the graphic that we were showing was the sun rocketing through space. Yeah, and you're not going to listen to this if you don't want to. Sun rocketing through space, and then basically all the planets rotating around it, like they look at you just like keeping up with this thing. We're in orbit around the sun that's just like taking off through space but the only reason stuff orbits something else is because it's in a bowl right what what are you talking about the like the gravity is bent space yeah yeah and space is space and time are one item I'm gonna let that go and to keep like traveling at the same speed at all times light space has to adjust and time has to adjust.

I have no idea. Well, light always travels at the same speed. Right. What is that speed, you know? 617 million miles an hour. It is, yep. No, speed of light. Well, 6171,000 kilometers a second. I is it? 171,000 kilometers a second.

I believe it's 186,000 miles per second. Miles per second. Okay. So what's that miles and how? Oh, I couldn't do that. Multiply that time. Six hundred and sixty. And what was the deal? Like we had this discussion one time in the podcast where they broke the speed of light, which is one of the constants in the universe, but then like a couple days later, they're like, I'm sorry. Yeah, my bad. It was one of those things where they, oh god we're talking about science too much.

It was one of those things where they create a super cool environment where things slow down, and I think they slow down the speed of light. It is 299, no wait. Okay, we read the number. 299,792,458 miles per second. Meter per second, sorry. What is it in miles per hour? So essentially, it is 300,000 kilometers an hour. Okay. A second, sorry.

300,000 kilometers per second. Could you run that fast on a treadmill for 10 seconds? Oh. Feel like that's bad. Think about it. So, how the fuck do they know that? If it's 186,000 miles per second, you did that for 10 seconds. You go 1.8 million miles. seconds uh... that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that weights and measurements where they keep like the gram right and they have this is this is what a gram is. So the different companies have the thing. No, I think there's a I mean

I think I'll store one place. Yeah, there's one. So the same place that has the kilogram also has other own place. I think I think there is just a kilogram and then they divide that by whatever. I think it's I want to say to call a rattle somewhere i'll call a rather really i want the middle of the way no no no no no it's in switzerland i think where is the grand store there are places that have to keep it in case something of the national atomic clock for some reason uh...

where's the end of the case so it's like the war like the worst i was information we're giving out completely wrong we're not a good group switzerland jennyva i would say would be somewhere like that i would assume that

but the uk national center kilogram is kept in a basement vault at npl what the fuck is in the book the kilogram and we've got the center of time you know the center of time jam t that's a good job that's arbitrary isn't really arbitrary uh... but the the way they measure the standard for a meter is how far light travels

in some ridiculously small measurement of time. That's how they determine that's the standard for what a meter is based on how far light travels in point something over a 10 to the negative 8 pounds. And it's the same with the second. It's like how many electrons does an atom lose in one pulse of one, you know, it's like, they have the thing and then they have to make it scientific. Right. So like the second was already a second long

and they were like, well, how do we standardize the second? If it's quantified. Yeah. So they figure out the closest thing in nature to a second. Oh, then it did sound quite right. She ended up with shit. Like, leap seconds and.

Leap seconds are real. I know that's what I'm seeing. You end up with all this other bullshit that's ancillary because it doesn't quite match up. Yeah. The international bureau of weights and measurements is an international standards organization. One of three such organizations established to maintain the international system of units. I, under the terms of the meteor convention. That must have been the most boring convention of all time that was a convention about the

thing to get a pocket protector when you when you register for the meteor convention it is in France I guarantee you like no we were not even allowed like in the same city while they're holding that with this discussion you're like get the fuck out we will take care of this for you we'll figure out this you're out and you guys just go drive your cars that's that's that's where we fall in the spectrum of scientists. Yeah, so they're in France. I don't know what a pronounce the name of the city where they're in.

What is your biggest weakness as your personal human? Do you have something, you know how some people, if you scrape a chalkboard, they're like, do you have one of those? That's just really bad for you. Let me think about that. I can't think of anything up on top of my head. My biggest weakness is that if I could pick one weakness I have to get rid of. It would be the my- I do want to say this.

I do want to lose the audience. For R.T.X. Oh. Is that when people talk about nasty dick stuff, like people bang- You! No, no, no, no, no. Like, you get it where if someone says a nasty story about penis, your actual penis hurts. No. You're really, you're really where if someone says a nasty story about penis, your actual penis hurts.

No, you're really focused on your genitals. You really are. Have you ever talked to a professional about this? No, you're very focused. I was gonna say, my probably my biggest weakness is, if I don't fall asleep by nine o'clock, I can't fall asleep before one. You missed the window.

I cannot sleep between the hours of like nine, 30 and 12, 30 at night. I don't know what that is. Like that's a weird time for me. It's like, I'm gonna go to bed at like 10, 30. Never happens. I mean, they're gonna go to bed early or I go to bed at my normal time,

which is like one a.m. typically. That's strange. Is there a drug that knocks you out at night but doesn't leave? I thought you said you could fall asleep anytime, anywhere. No, I mean, I won't do it. I could probably go and fall asleep but I just won't do it. Like, if I'm not in bed by nine, I'm not going to go too bad until one.

So weird. But I can fall asleep anymore. I'll fall asleep right now. Do it now. I'll do it right now. I feel like I could do that as well. Maybe not as efficiently as you. But I feel like I don't have trouble falling asleep whenever I need to.

Me neither. No. Unless I just slept for a million hours. Last year, I fell asleep at a bar while there were people there. Oh yeah, after I came to watch a view, yeah. Yeah. We were out of the special guest drinking. Barbers like this sleeping, like sitting up perfectly straight, sleeping.

But I was sleeping. You were like a public a lot. A lot? You were floating down the river. A sleep was. Well, that's just sleep. Was that a is super passed out that's asleep

i had maybe two or three beers past out your warm your in the water it's relaxing your hang in i could never fall asleep in in water yeah it's a little dangerous and trying not to do it yeah it's just weird though i'm not relaxed when is water slushy all around my body what if you're really drunk they're humble for it yeah you're taking drunk? Yeah, I'm all for it.

Yeah, let me read it. Somebody suggested we take melatonin to fall asleep. It's your adipity said that. You ever take melatonin? No, I've never had a prone falling asleep. I wouldn't take anything to try to fall asleep. We should have a general anesthetic sprint contest. What does that mean?

So we get anesthetized and then we run so you get the furthest. I feel like you could hurt yourself. Yeah, but you'd be limp and you get less injured when you limp. Yeah, unless you like fall on your face and break your teeth. Or your nose. No, we wear a mouth-god. It's amazing how many people survive call crashes because they're asleep. Or drunk.

Yeah. But I can fall asleep. It's like it fall out. You know how like oh the store's not open. I'll just sit here and sleep for seven hours. Yeah. But I will do that. I'll sleep to past time. Because you're bored. Well if I'm on a plane, I'll just like you've seen me on planes. I'll get on a plane. I'll be asleep before we leave the gate and then I wake up when we land in the new city. That's the best feeling in the world. It's the best.

You did that recently on a trip we went on. I do it all the time. It's such a Atlanta maybe? I don't remember. Yeah, probably part of the immersion shoot. Oh, it's being a little vast about immersion. We're seeing a new episode of immersion on Friday. Next Friday.

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What do you mean? Because. Think about it. I told you to block somebody. Yeah. To block someone, you have to go on that page. Yeah, I just resized my browser really small and then I scrolled over to the block button.

Oh, you did? Yeah, like a fucking normal person i i i i want you make you see it i probably wouldn't check otherwise uh... or i would have read it not believed it it's a part not so what we try to talk about it somebody was sending a spoilers after the spoiler cast they said it all also the guys on the spoiler cast

uh... future seasons of red versus our number of the game of thrones also spoilers for that and uh... based on the books that or number of of uh... game of thrones also spoilers for that and uh... based on the books that they have read and so they started sending a stuff i had read it uh... the spoiler the guy sent us but i also read the books and so i just warned these guys that don't read the don't read that spoiler

accidentally saw a tweet when i went to block him how are you guys so bad at fucking to just resize your browser window it's hard to not read it. Use a fucking computer. I got the I got the text I was like, okay cool. I walked over to my computer and did it That's how you do it good on Comple that God I forgot what I was gonna say. I'm so fucking mad now. Why are you bad? Well, it's like it's such an easy thing to do today's been a crazy day. It's been nice

But you say you were listening to Clash of Kings on... Yeah, but I remember what I was going to say was, like, totally relevant from now. Oh, okay. So I've finished the third book, though, now. What's that? I finished the third book. You know, what is that?

A Storm of Swords? Storm of Swords. That takes us the current season that just finished for Game of Thrones. It takes us about halfway through that book. Interesting. So I saw an interview with one of the, I guess, the executive producers for Game of Thrones on HBO, and they said they're planning on having that series run seven seasons.

Seven seasons? That depends on the George R. Martin. He better not die before he's done. Well, from what? Also, they addressed that in the interview. They said that he's told the two lead producers on that series what he wants to do throughout the rest of the series in case anything happens to him. You know, I would be, I would be really insulted if I was him.

I'm ready to be great novel to everybody loves and everybody constantly says you better not die. It's like fuck you, I fucking die if I want to. Or it's like the only reason people are gonna be upset when he dies is because the story won't go on. Or it's like you're a fat old dude so you're probably gonna die. It's like nobody said that's jakey rallling. Hey't don't die. Don't that, you know how old is she? Well, she's also not as old as him How old is he I don't know? I don't know I mean if you get a riot at that pace and make us wait seven seasons for the end Yeah, get it done. Well, you actually tell me he wrote the first three books what in three years or something like that So the first three books, what, in three years or something like that? The first three books I think I've said in six years, and then it took him six years to

deliver the next book, and then six years after that, it delivered the book after that. I believe that's how it was. People complain about that, but you have to appreciate the amount of time it took, because if it took any less time, it wouldn't be the book it was. Right. We haven't gotten to those books yet. We don't know if they're any good. Well, I mean, he's based on the work he's done so far.

Yeah. What I was going to say is when we were talking about our kicks earlier, I forgot to mention that we're going to have the premiere of Ruby there. That panel's on Friday. Friday. But I think we're also planning to show the episode at every Ruby panel that there is during the weekend.

Correct. So there's going to be the Ruby panel on Friday, which will be also shown on the overflow screen in Hall 5. So if you don't make it into the panel, you can watch it there. But it will not be live stream. But it will not be live stream. The episode is going to be from here a couple of weeks later. July 18th.

July 18th on our site. Yes. And then it's also going to be shown at the Ruby Tech panel, which I think is Saturday and there will be Art panel, which is on Sunday. Okay, so it'll be shown at those panels. Yeah. And as well, at the overflow room.

So this year we have an overflow screen and audio set up in Hall 5. So if you can't get into the panel that you want to see, you can go down to Hall 5 and the panel will be streamed locally so you can watch it with everyone else there. You can see the episode of Ruby, which will be shown there and not streamed for everyone else. I think we also plan on showing it at the center stage,

which is in the main exhibit hall. I think we're going to show that once or twice a day as well in between content. You will see the episode if you're at RTX. If you're at RTX, we will do our best to make sure you can see it. Yes. So plenty of opportunities. You want the dates on the books? You care?

Yeah, I'm fine with it. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Okay. Okay. So Game of Thrones was the first book is 1996. Clash of Kings 98. The Storm of Swords was 2000.

So the first three books essentially came out within four years. Okay. Then a five-year gap of Feach for Crows 2005 then a six-year gap a dance with Dragon. It's really slowing down. 2011. So I mean if he doesn't make the next one until 2017 and then 2023 that would be on track what what he's done so far. 2023, I can't even imagine that. I know. That's totally the future. It's TV even going to show you. What are you doing?

Are we now at a date, 2013, that is well beyond the comprehension of what you consider to be the future? Like, what's the farthest date? What's the farthest year? 2054. Really, you're all the way out there? Yeah. Isn't that when, like, that's what I'm gonna die?

Is that your, yeah. You're giving yourself so much time. You're born in 88? Yeah. No. You live longer than I am. You live back, you live back, I think, sir. I remember being a kid watching,

like, on New Year's Eve, watching like the ball drop on one of the TV stations. It was acting, by the way. Shut up. It was, by the way. Shut up. It was 1989 becoming 1990. And it was like the first decade change I could remember. And I was two yearning, remember 70 to 80. I remember seeing it go from 80 to 90 and thinking,

God, in 10 more years, it's not just gonna be a decade change, it's gonna be a millennial change. Like, that's gonna be such a huge event. That was the future to me. Like, I was a little bit... Now, I wouldn't interrupt you for just a change. Like, that's going to be such a huge event. That was the future to me. Like, I'm going to interrupt you for just a moment. Now, if anyone writes us and tells us that 2000 was not the end of the millennia, that was in the start of a new one, that was just the end of the last year of the last millennia,

please take your computer monitor and smash it over your own goddamn head. I'm tired of that fucking discussion. I don't want to have it anymore. Go ahead. And so I feel like already now, the fact that we're past that, we're already in the future. We are like not just in 2000, we are in the decade past that.

I love living in the future by the way. Yeah, no, to me it was like the movie 2010. That was like, all the movies in the 80s were like the apocalypse happens exactly in 1999, rebuilds shit, Roy Shider goes to the fucking Jupiter in 2010. That was it, that was the last date that I could comprehend as a kid and now we're in 2013 We are way past like anything I ever had planned. It's always strange seeing movies that I watched as a kid and hearing that it came out like 17 years ago and I'm just like I Remember watching that like that does not seem like it was that long ago

Yeah, lots of stuff. I mean, 1996. Did you ever heard of these game of thrown books? Did you ever met anybody who had read them? No. Before they made the series. And it's like apparently tons of people have. Like, I don't know if Chris is. Do they have a thing in the controller

when we can talk to us? Like, when did Chris read them? Did he read them when they came out? Chris, when did you read them? Let's see, I think I have a memory in my ear. It would be able to tell me. But he's not talking to me right now. Oh, he's mad at you.

Here you go. Oh, I'm waiting with Ben and breath. He didn't read them till after he heard the show was going to come out. Oh, okay. Then you thought that was going to be a good show. Boy, I mean, I wonder, I would love to say this for you. Thank you for your mystic, Chris. Of sales of those books.

Like, I mean, Barry Potter was selling like hotcakes. He was saying Barry Potter. No, he said Harry Potter. Harry Potter. Harry Potter was selling like hotcakes. He's like Barry Potter. No, he said Harry Potter. Harry Potter. Harry Potter was selling like hotcakes before they made the movies. But these things, it's like, that show really did bring those books to life. Yeah, who was it that read the most like we should absolutely make this? We should make a multi-million dollar per episode,

major mini series based on these books. The budget's like 50 to 60 million dollars a season. I totally believe it. Yeah, it's like five to six million dollars. I'm gonna show you goddamn battles. I'm gonna why that is. Every battle is implied in that show. Well, you can't. That's I could. I would do that. I could make enormous battles for less than sixty million dollars. You could run at 25 miles an hour. You got to believe Gavin. You got to believe. You think about $50, $60 million. That's a good budget for a movie, which might be two hours long.

But this is 10 hours of content. You really have to stretch that out a lot more. And as dumb as that sounds, that's not nearly as much money as people put into a movie. What's a blockbuster budget? Like $100 million? I don't think so. Yeah, for two hours of content. Robert Downey Jr., by the way, is getting $150 million dollars

for the next two Avengers movies up front. He paid $150 million. So he's getting more per movie than it costs to make the entire season of Game of Thrones? I. More than it costs to make a movie. I mean, like they're paying him Titanic, right? I mean, Titanic was like 180 million. It was a big, unbelievably overblown expenditure,

huge whale of the production. And Robert Dungy was getting $150 million, he's still going to get back it. I can't even... $150 million up front for the next two vendors. I can't even comprehend that amount of money. No, I can't. What do you do with it? But you know what?

It's easy to say that though. It's like, because people in entertainment, it does seem like they get a ton of money. Like the start, like, you talk about like George Lucas or Tom Cruise getting like $40 million movie or Robert Andrew, you know, $75 million a movie. It seems like a Norris on a money. But you look at the top list of like billionaires in the world. Entertainment people are nowhere on those lists. There's no risk. Yeah, as an operator who's the richest and the same. I think George Lucas after $4.2 billion after he'd made a bunch of money from Star Wars, then he sells the whole thing to Disney for $4.2 billion. I think he's got to be the

richest. But those transactions, those billion dollar transactions do not happen in their entertainment very often. And Disney's done two of them in the last five years. What? Marvel. Oh, everyone forgets about that. Yeah. I told you. I mean, so what went down with Pixar. Was that another acquisition? Another like multi-billion. No, the picture started in Disney. Pixar started. No, I don't think so. Disney distributed Pixar movies.

But they were not officially part of Disney. It was also a weird thing to you. And the Pixar Disney shake down happened. The Pixar was actually officially part of Disney. There was also a weird thing too when the Pixar Disney shake down happened. The Pixar was actually worth more than Disney. Right. I think it was a merger. It was not Disney acquiring Pixar. That's why John Lasseter is now like in a higher position at Disney. And wasn't like a weird thing because the ownership of Pixar wasn't Steve Jobs like the biggest Disney stockholder at one point? Yeah, because he owns so much a Pixar.

Right. Depending on the Disney acquisition of Pixar. So that was 2007. So that's crazy to me that Steve Jobs had, like he had so much money from founding Apple and then he had this Pixar thing on the side, which is like if you get one of those in your life You're like the luckiest person in the world. Yeah, okay, and you had two of them. What's that? Sorry?

The upstairs Steve Jobs had Pixar and Apple It's like you get one of those in your life. You're like the luckiest person in the toy story that made him a billionaire You know, I mean, I don't even know the guy's name. You know who the angel investor for YouTube was The guy who invented PayPal. Yeah, they're. I'll fuck out this investment guys on Elon Musk Elon Musk No, that's the guy from a Tesla Right, he's also for PayPal. Is he really originally for PayPal and went on to Tesla and I don't think that I don't think it's Musk didn't something big happen with that dude from Microsoft Don metric yeah, yeah, yeah people keep people keep asking about it

We talked about that at length on the patch today. So just a little bit talked about it. You want to talk about Don metric. I just can mention. I mean, this is earlier more. It's more topical now. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. It's crazy to me that anyone would go to Zingha. Yeah. It seems like I must always be about money then. I don't know. I mean money. Because I Because I would, well, I never understood why people would move from Apple to this. Well, what Bernie stated, and you'll, we'll talk about it more in depth when the patch comes out, what Bernie said was, you can make more of an impact at a company that's having problems versus a respected, established company. Interesting perspective on it. Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy to me that anyone would go to Zingha.

It seems like. Did you read the article that developers get paid too much money? I saw people talking about it. I didn't read it. Game developers. Yeah, they were saying that like somebody was saying the problem of games. It was kind of an off sheet of the whole discussion

about the Xbox One and everything they were trying to put in the Xbox One. And the reason why they're doing it is this reporter said, it's because game developers make too much money because they are always tweeting pictures of their girlfriend in their Lamborghini and stuff like that. Don't know a cliffy bit. Yeah, it seemed like it was a big in situation towards cliffy bit. One dude, you know, he does have a hot girlfriend or wife is it?

He left someone said he left because of DRM change. You know, you have no that's not you have no idea why he left. I mean, I appreciate that. You know, I appreciate you have a Twitter account just you have no idea why you love i mean i'm but appreciate that you know i appreciate you have a twitter account just like everybody else but shut the fuck up that's a problem with the internet with twitter is you get too much direct context people who are way out of their league

well like i mean like wildly spec we have a podcast we just ruin science yeah it would be like me teaching science to 30 people you don't get it's everything your way ahead of the curve on us and find after it's gusses, nighttime solar eclipse. You went along with it. I did, I was right there with you. I trust your opinions. Oh yeah, yeah.

I didn't happen at night. I didn't remember Terry Fox. So everything old Canadian is doing this podcast for information. You just, you have to learn shit and 225. There's a reason that, shut up. This is a reason we don't classify it under the educational podcast section. Oh god, I know. I sometimes, because when I upload a slammer guys video, the cats agree, I don't even know what that's for.

So I just mess around with it. The amount of videos that put up as educational is unbelievable, they're not. Is there how to? I don't think that's a category. Yeah, I also don't think it would qualify for it. Well, I don't think that's it. What do those categories mean? I never thought about that until now.

I think if you, there used to be a page where I would have the top five most watched from each category. But who the hell goes to that? YouTube is so now customized to your personal watching history that I don't know why we also have anything to do. So Facebook had a new I don't know if it's new it's new for me I just got it today it's like a new look when you go to Facebook.com I love it it's the first time I've ever seen like a revamp of a website where I'm 100% like yes this makes me hell of a lot more sense. When you're not logged in. No one I'm 100% like yes. This makes me hell of a lot more sense.

When you're not logged in. No, when I'm logged in. How can you look at Facebook not logged in? This is a log in.com. I mean, you can't surf Facebook. It's just. I can use surf Facebook. You fucking blow my mind with that question.

You have to be logged in for pretty much everything. Make sure I was acquired by Disney for $7.4 billion in 2006. Where the fuck does Disney get all this money? They spent like this in the world. It's back. It's back. It's back catalog.

Especially at that time, they have a lot of old properties that have made them a lot of money, that they continue to make money on. And they were having trouble making money at the time. So these are back catalog money to make something that can get them money going forward. You know, Pixar started to in 1979. Yeah, it was a Lucas thing. He sold it to Steve Jobs, I think. Okay, they started in 1979.

Toy Story came out November 22nd, 1995. I'm gonna go ahead and say a record that that's a slow fucking start for it, not pretty. That is 1979 to 1975. They used to sell hardware. Yeah, they must have done something before that. Pixar sold animation rendering hardware. They made that short with a lamp.

It's not enough, Gavin. It's not enough to fill up that one half decade. That's in 18 years. You think you're gonna go 16 years to make a fucking two minute video? Yeah. A lamp can crush a bowl Yeah, they talk about a length in the Steve Jobs wire which I also said to and he was the largest shareholder Yeah, and the acquisition

Yeah, they they used to make and sell animation hardware and then they decided to start making their own animation No, just jobs is a state. Just jobs have kids. Then you have a daughter. Yeah, yeah, there's a boat Okay, that's not the same thing I'm definitely the same thing but not quite the same thing so does jobs state now own most of Pixar Disney Marvel and Lucas I mean is that is that fair to say that if he's a little larger than this stockholder I think he owns any part of Lucas though. Well, I don't know. I mean, he's the state, not him. Oh, he's the state. I was never involved with Lucas.

He, the only involvement I know of is that he acquired Pixar from Lucas. Yeah, but I'm saying if he was the largest dizziness stockholder, the largest in the world when they merge with Pixar, he became a Disney stockholder.

Then Disney goes off and buys Marvel and buys. Oh, I see by start. I forgot about the more. Yeah, this may acquire it. Star Wars. So what I mean, like what happened to all the Steve Jobs's money? Lauren Powell has a state. That's a huge state. He's the largest Disney stockholder and largest Apple stockholder. Stockholder, right? I'm not sure why you confused. Why would he be confused?

Well, it's just some family that has a lot of money. That's a list, isn't it? Yes, but those are like super premier companies to have huge stakes in. Yeah, it is interesting to me, Gavin, when someone is outrageously wealthy or powerful and you have no idea who they are. Like the biggest company in the world is ExxonMobil. We never know who their CEO is. They never get talked about, ever.

Who is the CEO of ExxonMobil? But we know Steve Jobs, we know Bill Gates, we know Steve Bommer, we know Richard Branson, you know we know Steve Jobs is now Trump for Christy. The CEO is always like, the high SCEO is to replace them all the time. Right, like more entire CEOs. What?

But even when the CEO of Exxon mobile changes, like everyone's telling us, talk about Don Matron, talk about Don Matric changing from Xbox. He's not even the CEO of Microsoft. He's basically a head of a department at Microsoft, head of Xbox. And it's like Don Matric leaving is a big deal. I don't know that when the CEO of Exxon mobile step down, how often that happens, or if anybody makes a big deal about it, it's a big company in the world.

It affects all of our lives. It was not the callus slim guy who works that company. Carlos Slim. Yeah. Okay. I'll look Slim guy who works that company. Carlos Slim. Yeah. Okay. I'll look him up. No, he's not this. He was the richest guy in the world.

Yeah, he is the richest guy in the world. He's not the CEO of Exxon Mobile. Well, I don't know what he's going to do with. Is that another company he did? I think he owns the largest. Carlos Slim was the CEO of Exxon Mobile from 19... I'm just kidding. He's a Mexican business magnate investor in philanthropist

and have been ranked by for the rich person world from two thousand ten to two thousand thirteen it expensive holdings in a considerable number of mexican companies throughout his conglomerate group group of car so uh... the math interest uh... he was like tell mex and american mobile i'll see if that's not mobile

no that would be... That would be... It's not a big issue. It's not a big issue. He also owned a company USA when it's still existed in the US, but then it's been won under. Well, I was thinking about the same thing. It was going to companies. When you companies, like companies don't get mascots anymore.

Companies used to get mascots all the time. Like, like, mobbell and stuff like that. Like, you know what the mascot is for Exxon? A double. Any idea what's that? Like the post office has a mascot. What's the mascot? The post office.

That's the easy one. Is it an envelope with hands? No, shot. You're asking non-Americans. What is the question? It's like the eagle, right? It's the eagle. But you know like what's the, you know the, uh, Exxon?

Exxon. What is it? The tiger. Tiger, right. So the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the what i do the tiger right the the the the the the big companies have mascot and that's i could as a get-go yeah i go ahead and i know here's a really word one to you know this one what's mobile's mascot mobile yeah like the old gas company that exon merge with yet excellent mobile envelope with

hands pop it mobile they had a mascot when you see it you're gonna you're never believe what it is until I show it to you. Is it a planet? It is. It's a flag with a planet on it. Earth.

I can't even imagine. Mobile, having a mascot. Was it? Yeah. Mobile, first I'll tell you to you, you will believe me. Mobile's mascot is a Pegasus. Oh, right. It's the red Pegasus.

Right, yeah. Now you can, now you can imagine. I told you know it. Yeah. But it's weird, like what, like should we, Rushi get a mascot? Like what will we be? We have a Rister. So the best mascot, I don't even know.

We don't even have a name, our Rister. It's him. Um, the best mascot is that gas company i can't even think what it is the one uh... it is marathon is that it i know what you're what it is you know what's the mascot it's the dinosaur brought so what what the hell is that company what think there think that yeah a brontosaurus

best mascot for it really is like you're getting gas and here's a dinosaur this is where your gas came from is this thing? What are Bronosaurs made up? I came up with the name for the rooster what R.T Art already Yeah, we had a it was the name of the bus of the Artie shorts was it cool are are you shorts? Are these shorts? The of our T shorts It was a character we wrote and he never made it into a, it was going to be a short Italian guy's name is Arty Schwartz.

Wasn't he going to be Pumarino? He's going to be Pumarino's name. Yeah, it is Arty Schwartz, president of RT Schwartz. Well, we never did anything with the character. That's going to be mad, we're talking about that. I've never heard about that. Arty Schwartz. Hello, I'm Arty Schwartz, president of RT Schwartz. Did you do that really well on a spot that's the body's your day really well

thanks from new york that though well polka nail that polo's that voice great that i ran into him randomly like walking down the street that's a couple of land running everywhere that i have a lot of that i ran into walking down the street i know where the uh... couple weeks ago

that's right all right what happened I know where the other like a couple of weeks ago. Let's run into each other at three on Sunday All right, what happened? No, it's just weird to me like walking down the street and you see someone in the distance walking towards you like Is that Paul? Ranking are people all the fucking time. I know I know that you went last time you ran into someone Yeah, we think is you wins the last time you ran into someone. I ran into Becca Frazier I think occasionally she played sister wins the last time Occasionally is not a specific time plan to unplanned gosh, which one? What do you want to fucking subject? I'm playing here. You sometimes in your kitchen you look into a living room and you like

Esther I last time you ran into someone I ran to Laurie Webb in Seattle. No, I waited I waited to my buddy running to my wife at the fucking place over there in what on Duval She was actually shifty. No don't change a fucking subject. What's it? I ran I ran into my buddy that I went to college with I ran to the other night He was bartending and I saw him there. I said hello. We had a ketchup drink. Okay. You had a cut really really nice good I never ran into anyone because I don't know anyone in the city besides actually did go to in all seriousness I did go to a period in Austin where I never run into anyone because I don't know anyone in the city besides I actually did go to it all serious I did go through a period in Austin where I never ran into anybody No, it's not like being that's like walking around thinking I'm gonna stub my toe in ages

Well, people are going always at the grocery store in the Jason. I go How come I never seen you buddy in Austin? I never run into people It's not that big a town and I always get mad that it was jealous the other people were running into other people I They never run into people. It's not that big a town and I always get mad that it was jealous. The other people were running into other people and I was like, what? No, it happens to me all the time. That's why I'm talking about it. Why am I the weirdo? Why didn't you like the such and the same thing?

You were walking around and you're just like, why does this, why don't you see that? I like walking around and you're just showing them like this. I'm like, oh, people and me and each other, I'm not that. I was just hit by that. It was like, I hear other people having a good time and I'm like, I'm not out there running into people. I know Something Yeah, you know you just weird

Your story was I was walking down the street and in the distance with someone walking the other way, right? Which is weird which is the same thing he's having all the time Everybody happens to everybody. He just said it didn't happen to you. I have his regular people I said You're probably she don't ever go outside. You know you're it's a If you met somebody every time you went outside If you're TX 100% is zero still zero you don't ever go out anywhere. You never go out I'm the last place you went out you went like went out and you didn't hey He's gone out a couple times like why were you walking that day you ran to Palmarino? What happened? I was going to lunch

You were walking to lunch from where I parked parked. From your house? From the park, fucking parking lot. Ha, ha, ha. What's the last, I... He's annoyed now. I parked in the parking lot and then walked out of street. Yeah. Huh? Or eat?

Up with a domain. Like, you know, I have the garages. OK. Where else up? I'll out. Just it's weird. I like you. I'd never run into anyone. And I ran into someone. So'll allow it. Just it's weird. I like you. I'd never run into anyone and I ran into someone. So you saw him. Did you cross the street to avoid it or? No, because I know him. I like him. You

don't like meeting people that you know. They do. Yeah, but he's all right. I like. I like. I like it. I think if we were walking down the street and Gus saw us first, what do you like Gavin? You didn't see him or I didn't see him. He would. He would. Would he come over and say hello to us? Absolutely not. He probably would. He probably would look on the ground for a magazine and then hold it up your face by a fool or something just to avoid it. How do you guys? You would go out of your way like this.

What if we cross paths? If we cross paths. If you're walking down and I'm in a store window shopping or dressing a mannequin or something like that and you walk by on the sidewalk and you see me Would you tap on the glass? No, that's not no, so you would never go out of your way to be noticed if you saw me I'd say hey, what's up wave, but I'm not gonna fucking tap on the glass Why was your wife so shifty when we bumped into that?

She wasn't sure if you were doing something shady. What would I do? I was getting coffee. Where the fuck did you get that back out? You were there with someone she didn't recognize. Who was I with? Emily Higgins. Why would she not recognize Emily Higgins? Because she doesn't know Emily. So because I'm there with Emily Higgins that's shifty.

I was just saying, you see somebody with Emily Higgins and you're merely assuming shifty business? Look at this. Look at that history. Let this, look at this, you're gonna hit the mystery in the world. This is the coffee shop that was about 10 meters from my house. I didn't think it's that weird. Right.

Me to me, it wouldn't have been weird because I know Emily and I knew you lived 10 meters away. She doesn't know that either of those things. She gave me a filthy lip mask. She gave me a dirty lip mask. Would you ever take, would you bring Esther on the podcast? No. Can we get Esther instead of you one day?

I would love that. So, what about Esther and I have been doing this thing where when we get in the car... Oh, this is an aggro story. We set up our phones to record our conversations. No, you don't. Why? Why?

We think eventually there will be enough interesting stuff there for a podcast Yeah, I have like hours of footage of us talking driving around Austin. Look that out Well, I mean I know for a fight that has some immense story Yeah, she does probably can put them on it, but it's just like like that has some immense story. Yeah, she does. You probably can put them on a bike. But it's just like. You didn't say you guys had like a really silly fight

in the car one time. Yeah, with that we like legitimately got into a fight. I don't even remember what it was about, but we recorded the whole thing. Yeah, it was like over nothing. You told me about it. I'm trying to make sure. Is there any chance in the world that you guys have recorded

when you ran into Gavin? No, I was out of town. I don't know what I was doing when she ran into you. I don't know. I was shocked to see her outside though. Yeah, I was, I think I was out of town. I don't know what I was doing when she ran into you. I was shocked to see her outside though. Yeah, I was I think I was at NAB when that happened. God, I would love to hear those conversations. But I will see maybe they'll maybe they'll come out. There are a lot of the world would like to hear those conversations. Yeah. What would you argue about? I think when we got into that argument, it was about where to go to eat dinner. I don't have time for that.

People, I don't know if it's because I'm not a hipster asshole, but I just want to eat. Right. I mean, let's not have a conversation that lasts more than 20 seconds about it. I get off lucky because I moved to a party. I moved to a really interesting part of Austin because I kind of forget what Austin is until you encounter certain parts of it. interesting part of Austin because I kind of forget what Austin is until you like encounter certain parts of it. Like I forgot that Austin was a river city and I live in the river part of town. So like now in the summer it's like everywhere I

go is just people in swimsuits and it's like I like it's almost like I live in a beach town because I live like right there next to part and springs and right next to the river where everyone goes out. Which also seems like a new thing. People going out on town lake which we call a river which is a river we call the lake we call it a lake for whatever reason call it a river called lady bird lake now but it's like I live in that part of that that part of town it's like it's almost it feels really really beachy it's like little markets and stuff like that's really strange like I've never been a part of Austin like that until I moved that part of Austin and I'm sure

there's people who live out at the lake who probably have that feeling even more than I do. You have a bump in my eyes. What's that? No, I never opened any but never happens to me. I'm so mad. I move so I have a higher chance of it, but no. I mean, look, how often do you guys go to Barton Springs? Not very often.

Yeah, not very often, right? How long have you been there? I went about six years ago. Yeah, and it was all gamy. Point meets all gamy. Like there was all algae everywhere. Well,. Yeah. And it was a little gammy. It was all gammy. Like, that was a little algae everywhere. Well, they shut it down when they had to clean it. Yeah, they had to clean it.

Yeah, I used to go a lot when I used to work at the call center. And I'd have like a 4 p.m. in the midnight shift. When I was available in the day in the summer, I'd go out there. That is some cold, fucking water in that thing. I love it. I've never been there. Did you go? It's really cool.

Yeah. You remember the Zilker? Zilker Park? Yep. OK. We'll try it there. Yeah. I flew the river in Austin this weekend for the first time.

You could float a river in Austin. Hey, Dan. We were talking about floating after R.J. going into Bronfels and you said, there's a Austin. He just went. Yeah. I just went. And I was excited.

There is it. Oh, god damn it. That was a tiny bit. Let let me say that when I say hey We can go float the river in East Austin. That's like a immediate note right? Absolutely, that sounds like a bad idea. No, it was chilled. It's hell. I think it's because not many people go where was it? There's no current No, it's it takes like an hour half and you can go out again like 25 bucks

Is anyone gonna answer where the fuck is it? Someone in Austin. And I was like, how would he know? This is a figure I did. I had a, I just recently, right? I just had a reason. I'd lost a bunch of stuff. So what happened?

I was with Jeff and Griffin, we're floating down, having something to do. What'd you lose? I'm gonna get that, sorry. Okay, go ahead. Well, do you want to tell that part first? What'd you mean? So I had a GoPro, right?

Go ahead. Which comes with an underwater case. So I was like, I thought there were quite a lot, because I'd like, I love the Sona worship the Sona. It's something I want to be outside. Right. I was like, I'm out, I'm going to take some gnarly pictures underwater stuff.

Well, no, I don't know underwater pictures. Not really a picture. But basically some waterproof camera. So I had it in my pocket. Did you get some radical ones too? There was nothing rad about this. Yeah. But basically it's a waterproof camera. So I had it in my pocket. Did you get some radical ones too? There was nothing right about this. But uh, I think we got like 20 minutes down. I was like, you know, we're bevin' heaven love. I was like, oh, I brought this camera. And for those of you who don't have a, well, didn't want GoPro is camera about this big that does high death. Super wide.

And so, uh, I pulled it out, slipped, fun water it it blew up in the air went in the water never sorted really I think a $300 a hundred bucks holy shit and the water is too dirty to see the ground and sounds awesome I would love to tube in that I think as I as it was in the air I already given up on looking for it because I didn't want to spend the next half an hour just walking in circles, hoping I'd stand on it. They're trying to find me. You even had your diamond already? How deep was it?

It was probably up to my chest. What was kind of deep to you? How much effort went into getting it after it plunked in the water? Did you even swim to the spot where it splashed? Yeah, it landed right in front of me. It literally sank at my feet. And I kind of did a little like, and I was Yeah, I like it right in front of me. It literally sank at my feet. Yeah. And I kind of did a little like,

and I was like, ah, it's going forever. Brandon says that that water's full of bats shit. That was surprising, because you can't see the floor. I don't know, if people always make a big deal about that stuff, it gives a shit. I would have totally gone in after that. You're in the river far, but I hate to say that. When you go to float the river in your bramples,

I want you to notice how many people are drinking beer versus how many people are getting out to pee? This is none everyone pees in that everybody So you have an agreement all whenever we all go to the downstream. Yeah, you can piss Everyone has that agreement even the people upstream of you The jama see her hurt that happens why you think everyone is like one person It's like I got a piss guys. He's like trying to shoot to the front of everybody on the fucking river. I mean behind that happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened. That happened down to go tubing and we almost fucking died. It was so cold and then it started to rain on us too

It was like a bad day. Why would you go on April? I'm because we couldn't wait to go. We were in college and we gotta go down there. Yeah, it's so much fun. It's so much fun. It's awesome. This is awesome as well. Later that day Went downtown. I got out of six, having a few beds there. Yep. And at some point, I lost my keys. Look, you always ridiculed me for being irresponsible. I've had this curing, I think, like 15 years. I've always had this curing, lost it,

and I got back home, and I realized that Jeff and Griffin don't have a spare key for the little studio that I stayed in. Uh-huh. So I just had to stand there all night. What does that mean? What can get in? You still have a turn key for the little studio that I stay in. Uh-huh. So I just had to stand there all night. What does that mean? What can get in? You still have time in your door?

Yeah. And it was really wet that night. It was raining all night. I had to eventually find refuge in a little wooden hut to get out of the room. Why don't you knock and have them let you into the house? I don't know what I was talking about. Oh my god.

You spent all night in a wooden hut? Yeah. And I was calling people. Were you drunk. Yeah, and I was calling people. Were you drunk? Oh yeah, I was calling people because I was like, I've been in a few people's cars that night. So I was like, I probably dropped it in the cars. So I was like, ring all these people.

I was like, hey, when you wake up, let me know. Because I didn't want to spend 200 bucks on getting a due to change the locks before I absolutely need my keys to lock. What time was this? I got home at like three and I think I had the locks changed at seven I was gonna say you could have called me, but I'm glad you didn't call me. I'm gonna call you at four I'm glad I would have hung up on you, huh? I would have called you cuz I live like two blocks away

Oh, you mean to come say I thought you meant the first keys. Yeah, so what did you just left it a hut? I didn't sleep I just sat there You sleep in the chicken coop? It was in the same place where they used to. Ha ha ha ha. It's under a little tarp. Originally I was standing by my... Yeah, I don't do that.

What do you mean? Call anybody. Call God's call me. No, call me. Call the bother people in the night. You woke me up at 6 am. Well, say, I felt like I could have waited enough time to the point where the sun would come up.

I was like, hey, did I use my keys in your car? I knew it was like, no. So you never found them? No. You know, you ridiculed me all the time for losing stuff. In fact, I got this new iPhone case, which I freaking love. I got to look at it. You can't find right now. I really can't actually.

I can't find it. Oh, it's here to turn here. So I got, I'm going to make sure it's OK. Murr. OK, yeah. So I got this iPhone case here. Ah, so dirty. Apple products always make you look like the dirtiest son of a bitch in the world

There's so greasy gross But uh, I shut the fuck up. All right, so here's my iPhone and then on the back It's got my wallet it like clips on the back So I have my little critic or wallet. Well, that's gonna come off Fuck you fuck you you know what the first thing everyone says to me when they see this This is super convenient now. I only have one thing that goes in my pocket. What do you do with cash? I sometimes have cash or sometimes I'm so Let's see how firmly that's attached

But the first thing everyone says is when I show them that is they say well what happens when you lose the whole thing It's like I don't fucking do that. I just don't lose it Lost one this is the one thing I have to keep up with You left your cat your friend the case is the one thing I had but keep up with You left your cat you'll find the case is the one thing I had to but I knew I left in the cab the moment I got out of the cab the cabs pulled away. I literally knew where you're standing on the curb unlike you When you left in the cab I had to tell you that it was in the cab still and you almost didn't I'm so wanted that cab to drive away You ever lost your phone barber? No Why you seem really mad over there

You're making this face like this just curious to know if you will have lost your phone once Why? You seem really mad over there. No, just make it in this space. Just curious to know if people have lost their phone. Have you lost your phone? Once. It was at a Paxi in 2012. I left it still out of my pocket in a cab, but using my phone, I left the alerts and left a message on the screen. I got the cab driver to come back and give it to me. Yeah, mine was essentially stolen.

I went immediately. This is in Sydney when I did it. And when I'm meeting the hotel room, I got on fine, my, my phone and they had turned off my phone. Yeah, so I got lucky in that the cab driver had not picked up another fare by the time he heard the alert on my phone. I hated that. That was a horrible feeling. I lost two days into our three week trip to Australia and Japan. That's stopped So I had like this little little junkie phone. You were using my phone for a while Was I yeah, you was so uh you were texting people from my phone and then I didn't really have that much data

for international roaming I think I bought like 120 megs and that's being really Conservative with my usage the first person you text sent you about six pictures in one go and use it like half my Come back to me that was me. Sorry. I don't worry about it. He's not sorry You only heard me like 80 bucks. I've been just I'm annoyed. I hate wasting money and that one day the other day You hate wasting money, but you gave up on your GoPro I know I was never going to water I was never going to try I just knew it was God I mean I look for like a minute but that was like 300 down the drain and then that night I spent 200 get my low change I know exactly what you mean so anointing that stuff comes in runs to yeah always happens like I I went out there

was a time actually when she first moved to Austin, every time we left the house, I made a $150 to $200 mistake, four times a row. Like, broken in that DS. Yeah. And then, broken in DS, and then, I lost something, I forgot what I lost now, but I lost something and I had to replace that too, like a hard drive or something like that. It's like, what the fuck, every time we go somewhere and do something, it's like, there goes another 100 people, but. You know what the answer is?

They home. They home. The signing shouldn't leave. Well, I want to run into people. I like going to make a video. You agree, and then you quickly realize. I did. The fucking DS is a racket, dude. I spilled like this much coffee on that DS.

Out, it was in her purse. Hit the outside of her purse. Couple of drops get in. I can't believe the point of the story is, I can't believe you had coffee. Yeah, I have a drink coffee like a mug now. I drink it all the time. I'm so lucky. Really? I can't believe the the point of the source i can't believe you had coffee yeah i have a drink coffee like a mug now i get all the time so i can really

i can't i can't believe that i don't know what the with that expression i can't feel like a mug let me see if this is weird i got gavin a mug i saw mug the other day at urbein outfitters and it says coffee makes me poop

and i haven't told the story about how he's pooped every time he drinks coffee but bottom the mug and i brought him here and I go here I got you a coffee mug and he goes great and then I did I say go I do is desk I go where's your coffee mug he goes I check at home. I don't have it I didn't have any cups at home. So I took my mug home Right there. There's a weird thing. Give me a gift at work. Can you take it home? Why is that way? That's totally weird to me. He is why that's not weird That was your work coffee because it's him

He can do whatever the fuck he wants with it. He could take it and smash it. He could get it and sell it on Craigslist. I can't swear to the ribbit. And drop it. Apparently. This is why it's not weird. I have a mug at work.

It's a creeper mug. I don't have any mugs at home. Okay. You should have kept it a worker to get a creeper mug home. No, but the creeper should stay on his desk because he has all his creeper merchandise. Yeah. okay.

Like I said, I'm crossing. But you're not gonna go to his house and give it to him. People in this company are gross, dude. There's some disgusting bugs who work here. Not a natural mug. I don't want people using my smug. That was a nice mug you gave me. I was like, look, that's a nice tea.

It's poop on it. It's just poop on it, but it's guys clean. It's clean. Right now, it's spick in the span at home. It's at their home. Do you have a It's at their home. You have a kitchen No, I don't have a kitchen at what does that mean is a sink with a cup of sea of his day at a cooker Yeah, what's the cooker? What do you cook like a hot plate? No a stove. There you go So it's a kitchen I've never had a kitchen stove a cooker. Good England kitchen is a room.

It's defined by a sea and a stove. You have a refrigerator? Yeah. You have a kitchen. Well then I have a bedroom kitchen living room study. I used to live in a bedroom. There's apartments called efficiencies for everything's one room. You still have a kitchen, you still have a bedroom, you still have a living room. It's all one room. There was a kitchen at. It's like if you have like... Thank you.

Not to give all of that, but like a toaster oven or something small, like not a cooker. You have a refrigerator? Yes. I asked him to have a refrigerator and a stove. And a stoker. There's this cooker. No, I asked him the refrigerator And a stoker yeah, there's this cooker You have a microwave Okay, I don't like microwave and stuff. I don't like microwave and stuff either. Do you have a microwave? No, you said no Do you have a microwave? Yes, I do you have what even they don't like it built it is built in I couldn't do anything about it I don't have a microwave I mean you need a microwave you have to have one comes up. I have a microwave no I mean, you need a microwave. You have to have one.

Because it comes up. I have a microwave. No, it never comes up. It comes up. No. I would not. I would not. I have one of those coffee machines

where it's a single serving coffee machine, which was great when I lived alone. But now it's like, it's too much work. So I went out to go buy a coffee maker. And I don't know why you got in my head. You went through a phase where you made difficult coffee. And you had a spot temperature reader where you're doing all that stuff.

It was like way too much effort. But I don't know what, and Chris, the martinizer, he does the same fucking thing. If he says, you want me to make you a cup of coffee, you're like, sure, he's gone for an hour. He hadn't grinded it. Yeah, so the perfect grinded- We're in an old station, but they're coffee-sushi.

Yeah, with your bleemer shit coffee, which by the way, the perfect. We're in a conversation. Yeah, they're coffee station. Yeah, with your bleemers shit coffee, which by the way, it tastes great. But Chris makes an awesome couple coffee. It's so douchey. It's almost as douchey as drinking a bit of a job. Yeah, you would hate. I have a chemics now. Oh, really?

Yes, I do. Nice. I got a whole thing. It's like a it's like a glass hour glass kind of a thing with like manual filters. You have to heat up the called the water separately and pour it in. Slowly and you can't do it all at once.

You have to sit there and like brew your coffee like a. Yeah, it's horrible. Yeah, I can't make sway more work than the air press that I had. It was way more daring to you. Yeah, I don't know why I did this. But how many do you use it every day? Yeah, makes great coffee. It turns out it's like kind of a zen thing

where I can pour in the hot water and make the coffee that way and also clean my kitchen at the same time and go back and pour a little more in. It's this gross, because I was doing this. We're wrapping up soon, just before I. I was doing this here recently.

I wanted to have really quick lunch and there's like crappy ramen here, like in a packet, so I was like, ah, I have some of that. So I was boiling just enough water because I was trying to get, we were about to do a light-sweat, and I was like, get weird bad to do a let's play and I was like Let's wrap this up. Let's get this water boiled and pour it onto these crappy noodles

Do comes over gonna call this person out or okay, I'll tell you after okay Do comes over he was like oh man, you're already boiling water. I was like yeah just enough to do these noodles no matter I was like oh cool Just like freaking from his water bottle, I guess. He was like, open the kettle while it was boiling and poured all of his into it. Why? That's gross, right?

That's gross. That's gross. That's gross. And not only was I annoyed because the water that was almost ready. Why? Monty. It was Monty.

No. Really? Not only did it take like another five minutes that I had to wait, it came out of his mouth. Well, boiled water. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait a minute, wait a minute.

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What do you mean? How was that hard to comprehend what I said? You didn't start over. You didn't dump out the whole thing and just start over from scratch. No, because why did he pour water in the water that was boiling? So you use it anyway? The point is you can even out. I'm not going to tip it all out.

Hard with my hot. But if you don't have the water, what can you do? So you drank the guy's spit water. Basically, I didn't drink it. This whole thing makes no sense. It melted my noodles. It's told they don't have to water what do you so you drink the guys spit water basically I didn't drink it this whole thing makes me melt in my noodles It's told they don't melt by the way this holding makes no sense the guy. Why would you do that? Did he say anything or is it haha? We work with animals Well listen, I will sometimes fuck around like today when you were doing something nice

Your plan horse and I sprayed lotion on your legs. Which sounds weird now that I Sometimes this is kind of thing that happened. It looked great. It happened sometimes. I used to be the worst thing. Jeff got really sick of the joke where I would always fuck with his food. The worst thing to do is keep people away. I hadn't had lunch yet and five people went and said, well, let's play.

I don't see how if he pours cold water in and doubles the size of what you're boiling, then you could just double the thing out and start over and it would be the same. But if he dumped it into already boiling water, it seems like it may have cooled it to like one 40 or one 50. Then we're in a different realm of the fact that he knows I have a problem with it. Oh he was still saying. Seriously. So I'm watching him do this and I'm like, but you didn't even say anything like why would you do it? Did he look at you? What? The damage is done.

I should have get out of there. I could have an argument with him. Well, you should let him know it's wrong. Personally, I would have just walked away. I stood at the left and gone back to my desk. I was hungry there. I need energy. Doesn't matter.

It takes a lot of energy to be an asshole in videos. Here's what you do next time. Visual company policy. Take the kettle, look at it, go. Did you just dump your thing in there? You guys, yeah, just go. Flish, right on them. Boil water.

It means we need a people of that grocery. People don't have to come to that. Yeah, it's what you're saying. Literally makes no sense at all. Why? It has to be a joke that he was playing on you to fuck with you. No, not this person.

You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, you've told me this story. It really, they just dumped the water into your Penal that makes no sense to me at all. It's more Because they need water to it's more effort you that the person need hot water. Yeah, they probably They want it to make well. They want it to make tea or something. Oh, okay So they wanted they were disappointed with how much water I was boiling the okay, can I tell you something? I said something damn right it was. Can I tell you something, Gus?

Yep. Was it me? No, okay. Was one of the things we talked about the other day is now that we have live streams at seven o'clock on Monday, four o'clock on Wednesday, and potentially the spoiler cast if it's a regular show, which we have not yet determined if we're going to do it or not. That's on Friday at noon. Correct. Correct.

Correct. Correct. I think it makes more sense to have the podcast, this regular general podcast, during our business hours, that we have conversations like this, the person is still in the building. I absolutely agree. And we bring the person over and the Hector's point. Absolutely. I think I realize there's people who watch the live stream and everyone watching right

now will say that it's inconvenient for us to change at times because this is when they watch it. Because of course these people are going to say that it's when it's inconvenient. But I think overall make for a better show if everyone can hear the podcast and they can come over and defend themselves. Yeah, I'm getting texts from people who work here or tell them why. They're being defensive about it and I know they're not here to come over and really in themselves.

Yeah. So anyway, we have to wrap up. We've gone much longer than I expected tonight. And we have a lot of our kick stuff to finish before we start moving tomorrow. So at that note, we're gonna end. Maybe we'll reveal the Phantom Water Person on Sunday. We'll-

Maybe put some socks on as well. Should we mention the game that we'll be having at RTX? What? We'll like it. Oh yeah, so we have, we can't even mention it. Yeah. Assassin's Creed 4 will be playable for our attendees at RTX. And there's going to be a live event on the center stage as well with the human hunter guys. Yeah, that will. I'm excited. So it'll be really cool. Yeah, really. The moly player in Assassin's Creed is top. I hope it's similar Yeah, I'm sure it will be

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