Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #226

Episode Date: July 9, 2013

RT does it live from RTX 2013! Joel vs. Jack! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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So... I'm not kidding. It's sticky. What's that? Look. What do you mean look? I'm gonna look at you. Look, did you see how sticky it is? Listen, it's sticky. You either look or you're gonna feel it. You wanna look or you wanna feel? I'm gonna look at you. Look, you can see how sticky it is. Listen, it's sticky. You either look or you're gonna feel it.

You wanna look or you wanna feel. Oh, I'll vote test. Oh, shit. Hares never to grow there again. All right, everyone, welcome, Ristie Pantle. Ristie Pantas, Pantle. Ristie Pantas. Whoa.

Apologist, Ristie Pantas, Pantle. Oh, sorry. I guess we bummer off the stage, and Adam was still out here. Hey Adam, what's up guys? Adam, what's up? Adam has been busting his ass all weekend, all week really. It does look busted. You know, Adam has to add to all the site stuff we had like a week and a half

ago too. He was dealing with all that stuff too. So Adam, I don't think has slept in probably two or three weeks at this point. So please, big round of applause for Adam. The good news is he's built like a bear so he can just hibernate for the rest of the summer. We don't need a computer, do we? No, computers are for smart people. No, we're a computer. What room is the computer supposed to be in? Uh-oh. What room is the computer supposed to be in? Uh-oh. What room is the computer supposed to be in?

He gets to control it for a good question, right? We requested a refrigerator. More beer. That's what, we, you guys just was supposed to bring the beer? Yeah. I like the idea of more beer. I like going from zero beer to some beer. That would be an improvement.

Zero beer is not so good. So whenever we do, I'm not the Peter Begot. Yeah, oh, by Adam. We do not need. After the round of applause, he takes away our computer. I always feel a little strange doing a podcast panel, like trying to do a podcast in front of people. I feel like I can't concentrate on microphones being poked in on my ribs.

But do you think that maybe we should try to keep... Wait, wait, wait, wait, you mean there's concentration going on in the normal podcast? Concentration. Do you think that maybe we should try to do something familiar to start this off? How about we play a little Gavin or Google? Gavin, are you feeling smart? Straight into it, huh? No, pissing around. All right.

If you all know the theme song, please feel free. Where's I need like a licker? I like a... I can't sing anyway. Ready? Gavin or Google? Google or Gavin? Which one said it? Let's find out. Hey, I'm feeling lucky. That was like the worst flash mob ever. Song? By far, the biggest my head has ever been, I think. It should never be that big.

I've seen bigger. There's no need for a head that big on you. My hand is still sticky. All right, brag about it, why don't you? OK, if you are not familiar with the rules of Gavin or Google, we entered in a three or four word phrase into both Google, the search engine, and Gavin the Brain. And we got a result back for an auto-complete search

on Google or some stupid question that came out of Gavin's head. So your job as the audience is to guess who said it? Gavin or Google. First up, our phrase was, what do I do? What do I do? What do I do if I accidentally built a bookshelf. The second phrase is, what do I do if my pet wants to have sex with me? Since there's no way shouting is going to work, let's show a show of hands or applause. Which one did Gavin say, what do I do if I accidentally built a bookshelf?

Or what do I do if my pet wants to have sex with me? You are the smart people. Gavin wants to have sex with Ed. What's your cat's name? Ed? My cat is called My Cat Was In Heat. And I've never seen a cat in heat before, because I've only had a new to the cat,

but they kind of craps their head down and arch their back up and do like a little vagina dance in front of you. And I was really, really weirded out by it. And like, I would try and pick her up to move up, but she would just go stiff like this. And I'd just like, what the hell is going on? Don't you wish it was that easy? You like to give, to tell if a girl was in to you?

She like bends down and doesn't have a giant of dance in front of you? Yeah, you basically just described American high speed prom. The same thing goes down. You didn't even have to pay for anything. You didn't all have for free. Gavin never pays for anything.

It does sound pretty good. All right. Congratulations to the three quarters of you who yelled. Oh, done. I think a lot of you voted for two of the questions, which is very much in the spirit of Gavin being dumb. I think the more serious question is, how do you accidentally build a bookshelf?

That is, that's a little bit of a slam dunk, because that was someone that made the rounds where somebody actually made a diagram of it. It's a dude like, it's in the style of like those emergency pamphlets that are in the airline backseat pocket. And it's like a dude standing in front of a bookshelf and he's just, oh shit. I built a bookshelf. Let me uh, what's that? Let me know what you're doing. Let me know what you're doing. Let me know what you're doing.

Let me know what you're doing. Let me know what you're doing. Let me know what you're doing. Let me know what you're doing. Let me know what you're doing. Let me know what you're doing. Let me know what you're doing. Let me know what you're doing.

Let me know what you're doing. Let me know what you're doing. Let me know what you're doing. is, is it true? Yeah. Is it true? I think I don't telegraph that I can't. I have to read them again. I have to read them to Gavin so that Gavin will laugh when we do these. Is it true that energy drinks are made of bullseed. Okay. Bullse are energetic. Red bull? It's the off-brand white bull. Yeah, but having sex with a cat, that's what I'm really fine. That's not off-limits.

And is it true? Is it true that you have to have a belly button? I like that if it's not... Don't they have surgeries for that now? No, no, no. All right. So, same system as last time. Who said it?

Gavin or Google? Is it true that energy drinks are made from bullseaguin? Anybody? I'm going to go with that. And, or did Gavin say, is it true that you have to have a belly button? You guys are good at this, yeah, Gavin wants to know about belly buttons. Have you ever met someone without a belly button? I saw a topless dude, probably in his 60s and it was just all smooth.

And I was wondering if had his belly button just happened way lower down than I could see, like under his shorts maybe, or did he just not have one? Hmm. Maybe he sold it and had Billy Buttons back then. So how would you be connected back then? I don't know, I'm on the side of this. Osmosis. Alright, and our last question for Gavin or Google. I had to do this one. What if? Just breathe. I'm going to go with Google. What if a person is born without a personality?

And either Gavin or Google said, what if a person got possessed by Jesus? Let's figure out which one was said by Gavin. The Gavin say what if a person is born without a personality? And was it all the fucking idiots on the internet who has what happens if Jesus starts possessing people? Yes, you are correct. There was like the numbers we searched, people wanted to know what happened if they get possessed by Jesus. So I think they start building bookshelves.

Yeah. Well, you know, isn't there a belly button to submit? You always hear about that. It's a carpenter. There building bookshelves. Yeah. Well, you know, isn't there belly button discipline? You always hear about the carpenter. You always hear about the devil possessing people? Why can't I go the other way? It's a stupid. No. It's a good question.

Is that like the birth of a televangelist? Oh, no. Is that like a Jesus possession? I don't know. What would you call tell me with that problem? Would it still be the church? I don't know. What would you call help you with that problem? Would it still be the church? I don't know. Do you call ghost busters?

I have no idea. So would it be present day Jesus, the possessed you? Well, this is the present day devil that possesses people. Well, no, like if Jesus possessed you, he would just be confused as hell wouldn't he? What's that? Because you think he's like stopped in time? Or, I'm not. Well, you just say if anyone possessed me,

I'm gonna feel confused. Maybe tingly. Yeah, but when you're possessed, it's the person who's possessing you that's doing this, you know, will they? Stuff, right? Go ahead. Well, so it would be Jesus walking around in your body.

Yep. All right. We're just so we're clear on that. So you're saying he would be Jesus walking around in your body. Yep. Right. We're just so we're clear on that. So you're saying he would be confused? Well, I mean, he hasn't been here for the last 2000 years. So just forgetting the fact that he's possessing people, but part you're confused about is that he would be confused.

I'm just... I just have no idea why people would do that. Listen, people need to be prepared for anything that happens. Did you guys, did you guys see the horrible thing that happened? A lot of you are traveling during July 4th, but did you see this thing that happened with July 4th and the Google searches? And it was on Twitter as well. Remember, we're like, we're look up horrible stuff like, if you just look up the word,

defiantly, on Twitter, it's used wrong 100% of the time. If you looked up 2013 on July 4th, it was a bunch of fucking idiots wishing America a happy 2013 birthday. They thought that it was an amazing amount of people that thought that that- Obviously all Americans. Oh yeah, I don't think Australians were wishing

us a happy 2013 birthday. Yeah, they thought America started in 0 AD. That's what set the world calendar. Right. You know, we get the top of the map, but the top of the globe, and we get the 0 AD day too. We got it pretty sweet. I was wondering about that. Like, how come we are the ones that we always see like on maps and on globes? Because we made the map.

Basically, right? Is anyone here from Australia? Get the fuck out of here. That many of you? Do you guys know each other? They hate each other. It's really awkward. They're all sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick.

They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick.

They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. They're sick. between them. You know, I hear they say the same thing about us. Do you are your maps? Is Australia a bun top? You guys on the bottom? Yeah, Australia is a power bottom. Everyone knows that. They are down, man. And also, we had the long-running debate. Is Australia a continent or not?

Did you guys learn that Australia is a continent? Yeah. Also a country. No shit, thank you. Is it also made of land? Sir? Are there people who live in the country? That's what happens when you open it up. That's what happens. Yeah, and we got Nick, anybody else from New Zealand? At all? Yeah. You guys are off in the corner, though. Australians, you guys are really keeping geographically into this. Yeah. How's your internet connection over there?

Don't even have electricity on that side of the... So this is as long as you don't download any pictures, you're fine. Hey, Nick, stand up. We'll give a way. This is Nick who guided our guys through the walk-to-board. Hey Nick stand up. We give away. This is Nick who guided our guys through the walk to the border You guys you guys have that panel you guys have the panel oh It's later and what was it the walking the more doors that was Simple walk the border I was told that that panel is actually getting me walking during is that true? Like you can't you can't stop walking for six days. Just keep going just keep going so

Yes, we to plug something who did I'm good Nick. Oh, I'm gonna do it since he's sitting right here in your mind I'm not planned by the way. I guess he's having a get together for people in Auckland So you New Zealand, you should go. Yeah, this is a message. Everybody else, all of 5,500 of the rest of you, just don't listen for the next two minutes. So, if you happen to be in New Zealand in Auckland, July 27th, I can't even pronounce this, RT-Ariola. Oh!

RT-Ariola. RT-Ariola. RT-Ariola. I loved the name of the Ruster T fan group in New Zealand, the original name, which was Rooster Sheep. I just love that. What's that? That's still the group name.

But you should definitely run with that. Yeah. So the event name is RT area, Ola. Yeah, we're never gonna get it right, dude. It's too funny to get it wrong. RT or, or. Sounds a lot more fun. So we're doing.

We're gonna be down there soon. Yeah, you and I are gonna make a trip together. Yeah. It's been a while since we've been on a trip. What's the last time we've flew in the same plane together? Oh, it's been a long time, it's been great. It's been a while. I don't think we've been on break. I don't think we've been, so I got a bone to pick with you.

Go ahead. For months now, I've been emailing you. Let's book our airfare for Australia. Let's book our hotel for Australia. Months, months. We are moving into the convention center on Thursday and my phone starts blowing up with text from this from you Going hey, what's going on with the hotel in Australia? It's like you mother fucker I am like up to my neck in boxes like trying to get shit moving to the Convention Center and now you worry about it

You know what I actually have the conversation right here. I said hey, are we booking out on hotels in Australia or have the already been booked for us He said he writes back no, we are I go, have you booked yours yet? Then there's a big long pause and I reply back to myself. You know what? Never mind, you're busy. I'll just go fuck off. I wish there was a pressure sensitive meter. You could see how tightly I was gripping my phone as I was reading these texts. You know, it makes me so happy though, because you get so angry so fast and you get so angry, so fast, and you've been so busy lately, it's just like just watching you like wind up

has been like the greatest dream of life. How are you holding up? Good, I'm tired. I no longer have feet, I just have blisters. Like where are the souls on my feet used to be? I'm like, it's like walking on a water bed. Oh, is it? It's really nice.

Is it kind of, is it make that sloshing sound that you lean? It's really nice. Does it make that slushing sound really lean? It's terrible. And I feel like the toes on my left foot are no longer attached to the rest of my foot. They feel dislocated. I don't know if that's possible. I don't know if it's possible. Yeah, but your level of inactivity, you walk like what?

Maybe a mile to get in that condition, essentially? How much do you walk in less? I looked. I carried my, I don't know how accurate the pedometer on the DSS, but on Tuesday when we were moving in, I want to say I walked 9,000 steps. Is that a lot? No.

No. And who knows, is it the DS accurate, the pedometer? Does anyone know? Yes. Okay. What? Got everything. Yes. Absolutely.

It's been calibrated. So you have a DS, are you doing that a- This is my official work envelope. We need to buy you a book bag or something. You have like just a radio envelope. Why do you have a book of cats? Oh, someone gave me that. So someone gave me that when I was doing my signing earlier. It's a book of cute animals to apologize for stuff. Joel grabs it right out of my hand. He's like, that's my favorite author. for stuff. Joe grabs it right out of my hand. He's like, that's my favorite author. This is a sickle, asshole. Grandma's dead.

Make sure of a dog. Like I said, it's a way to break bad news and with cute animals. You fucking up with me, Paza. It's funny. It has a chapter in here completely dedicated to Bernie. Oh, haven't booked hotel room. Feeling that story again. It's funny the first time. So I've been carrying my DS around everywhere trying to... So I'm an idiot about the DS as well. Okay.

I got this thing. I only recently started playing it because of Animal Crossing. Don't fuck my shit up. I'm not fine. It's fine. So I only recently started playing it because of Animal Crossing. Don't fuck my shit up. I'm not fine. It's fine. It's fine. So I only recently got this to start playing Animal Crossing. And I thought, oh, there's that thing where you could... No. I want to see it. I want to see it.

You were just fucking pushing things at random. Okay. I thought there's this thing where you can... Oh my God. You're me can go and meet other me. That's going to go straight to your feet. And... You pushed it out of the way.

I'm worried about it. And that you didn't, yeah, we just worked. But apparently you have to set it up. So I spent like the first couple of days walking around expecting to have all these knees. And no, I just never set mine up. So, uh, I didn't need anybody. Well, you can only get 10 at a time.

And that's bullshit. No, why? It makes you play the games. No, but, like, you want to collect them. I want to meet as many people as I can. Yeah, I know what you mean. So, who here does street passing on a DS? Yeah.

Can you possibly explain what this game is? Ashley introduced me to it. It took her like three times to explain to me what the hell it is. So there's a couple of different games. The first one's just like you unlock pieces of a painting. Right. You meet people by Wi-Fi. Right.

And as you just pass people like, if you have it, you'll pick up Gus. If he would clear out his goddamn plaza. And then you get those people in your street pass, you get puzzle pieces from them, and then you can take them on an adventure. And the more people that you meet, more you get higher levels. Yeah, so it's like your character gets kidnapped

and put in a cage, then all the other characters you meet fight for you. It's kind of like an RPG, and then they go and they fight monsters, and they have to fight all the way to you. But it's cool for events like this because it's like this is like street pass goal Yeah, I just got to I just met seven people. I don't I don't know what the fuck you were talking There's exactly the reaction that I had to So speaking of which so I just met Elise from Texas. She's wearing caddiers nice to meet you sup so whenever you meet a character

or in Catears, nice to meet you, sup. So whenever you meet a character, you can make like a personal little saying, like a little speech bubble appears and mindsets garbage day. I think I probably says garbage day. Garbage day. But one of the people I met, their personal greeting was hotel room,

hotel name room 716. Wow. And I was like, that's really forward. All right It is no that game makes sense to me now Game makes sense to me how do you get that? I? Like a vets your only like screening process for sex is just like you got a DS. I got a DS That's good enough for me Your characters got cat ears on okay cool, cool, I can go with that.

I mean, I guess the me is an actor. I mean, it's basically like an STD filter, probably. Just the first level. No one who... What? You're in love with this? I listen. Yes, he does. He does not have. I have a spreadsheet.

He has sticky hands. That doesn't mean he's having sex sex that means he's having sex with the Back up still counts still counts. It's having sex with yourself still sex What if it's unrequited Is it loves That you know last last fucking year. No, I have somewhere as a last fucking year I got I Last fucking year, no, I have somewhere to say. Last fucking year. I promised everyone that I was going to give away Jack's personal information, and I didn't, and I feel bad.

And so I thought, okay, I turned out nobody wanted it. No one wanted it. If he had that game, it'd be fine. But like I said, hey, listen, he jackspit all this time building this fucking fake fucking fire hazard gonna fall over kill everyone Fucking tower pimps thing. It's completely unstructured. It's gonna fall and kill everyone. And I thought he was making it and he's like don't tell anyone don't tell anyone don't tell him it and I was with Adam at the time

I said hey Adam Wouldn't it be funny if I signed the tower of pimps? Ha ha ha! He does not think that's funny. He does not want me to sign the tower of pimps. He got his girlfriend on me? His girlfriend is texting me? Joel, do not sign the tower of pimps.

I've talked to everyone in chief and utter. Everyone in chief and utter is like, you should totally sign the tower of pimps. Every person I've given an autograph to, I've asked him, what should I do? They're all like, you should sign it, but Jack doesn't want me to do it, so I can't do it. How is Jack not wanting someone to do something, ever stops anybody from doing anything, ever, no? Jack is actually...

Jack here? Jack are you out there? He said he might be here, but I guess he's making it. Jack is insanely strict with Joel. Like he gets really... Jack is like perpetually on a fucking... Jack is like a perpetually on a car trip with his kids. And he's like, 50.

He's like, 50. It's like, we're going to the library museum. LAUGHTER We're gonna have fun at the library museum. Kids, shut up. We're all going to the library museum together in this car. We're all to have fun at the Library Museum. Kids, shut up! We're all going to the Library Museum to gather in this car. We're all going to have fun. Have you ever been to a Library Museum?

Is it a museum where they have libraries on exhibit? Is that what it is? That's what it is. They have an exhibition of books. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to,

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Oh! Oh! Oh! A lot of demand there. Season pass. In case you want to go more than once. All right, well, I'll buy you a season pass. So maybe the library of a museum is a huge place. Maybe a season pass doesn't make sense.

It would be tough to see all parts of the museum in one day. Every time you show up in a room, you have to go into another building. What's your favorite? Yeah, different library. The whole time they're just judging you too. It's like the worst possible place. Alright, so I put a lot of effort into this. And I spoke to some guardians and I said, listen, give me a fucking seven step aframe ladder

and a bucket of paint. And they said, yes. And I happen to say this while Barbara was sitting next to me, and Barbara says, I think I'm going to call security on you. Barbara was going to call security on me to fans cheering me on the floor. I'm gonna have a thousand fans cheering me on the floor. I'm gonna have a thousand fans cheering me on the floor. I'm gonna have a thousand fans cheering me on the floor.

I'm gonna have a thousand fans cheering me on as I get arrested at RTX. I'm gonna be pulled out of the convention center and handcuffs saying I have to sign the tower pimps. No, you don't understand. And then I'm gonna get maced. And then there's gonna be a fucking internet video. I think you have more people here than Jack does. You can probably overwhelm him.

So he was super secretive. But I don't understand why he's so emotionally engaged with it. He thinks the thing, I don't get it. So after, you know, he built this thing and he's, he's got it in the cheap 100 allowance. He's like, yeah, when I'm done with it, I'm going to take it down to the office. I'm like, why? What? He's like, yeah, I'll put it out in the studio.

I said, what? He's like, yeah, I'll put it out by like, we're Ryan Sitz. I was like, you know, he's he's he's he's where we worked. He's illogical. He thinks he's like, hold on, we'll put it, we'll put it. Continue to live in the studio somewhere. No, yeah, he's like, we'll just put it where the animators are. There's no fucking room in our fucking office for a fucking 20-foot wouldn't fucking cube a fucking fucking fuck. No fucking room for that. And it breaks fucking fire code. And then I told the state of Texas told us they said if you hire an intern they have to

have a fucking desk. We're out of fucking room. All right listen we can break this motherfucker into four pieces and hire four more interns. No he wouldn't, no. You can't break into four pieces. He wouldn't even let's use his desks. When I suggested that we maybe keep it outside, I was like, okay, you know, trying to give him the hint.

Like, why don't we just keep it outside? He's like, no, absolutely not. You would think I kicked his dog or something. He was so offended at the idea. Katie is coming up to me and she's just like, she's just like, she's coming up to me just randomly during the day and she's just like,'s coming up to me just randomly during the day. She's just like Joel Jack's dad help him bill back

You're Australian act and it's terrible So I'm not done all right, so you know what I dance All right, so you know what I dance? No listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen this what Katie says to me Katie's Katie says to me Joel Jack's dad help him built it So I called jack's dad no you did it You did not call my dad I

Called Jack's dad and I said listen Will you please come down to the convention center and Signed something for me I thought all right, maybe some maybe it's a Joel thing maybe Jack doesn't like Joel Maybe it may be that's true if his dad signs it Maybe that's cool. I think you're backing away from me here. Like, you know you're in the wrong. What are you going to see?

I am not in the wrong. I'm what's wrong with you. All right. OK. Wait. So I heard people were Twittering me and I was getting text that you were talking shit. What's going on?

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He is. Joel wants to sign it. That's how big it is. After RTX, what's happening with the tower pimp? The tower is going back to the studio. Yeah. Yeah, maybe not though. Why didn't the fuck is wrong with you? What, it's awesome. You guys are awesome, right?

You guys like it? Let's go. Sorry. Are you gonna put it? No, fuck is me on his side. Why didn't the fuck is wrong with you? We talked about this before he showed up. When you were at an intervention,

you don't start cheering for the heroin addicts. LAUGHTER APPLAUSE Welcome to your intervention, Jack. Would you like some heroin? That would be lovely, Joel, thank you. So are you going to keep it at your desk? No, no, no, no, it's going to the studio in the back back like next to Ryan's desk because we have that's the only way that's right

I'm off desk. Have you seen Ryan's desk? Yeah, it's huge What is this area of the studio that you're talking about where there's nothing and there's going to be this now? gigantic thing it's tall. It's not it's not big. It's a me it's a meter square footage. It's not that big Jack that thing is gonna fucking kill somebody somebody. I have a solution for this. Here's a way to put it. How's it killed anyone this weekend? What's that? How's it killed anyone this weekend? I was there, I was there.

I was there when he was moving it. And there are these pieces. It says Jack, he goes, Jack, should we take the safeties? By the way, Jack is like, we don't need to take the safeties. I want to point that out. He leaves these pieces of wood that's supposed to anchor this thing. It's not anchored.

That thing is a free floatin'. Look at the fire harsher. Get ready to anchor to the roof, actually. 20 fuckin' of our fans. I like your concern for my actual. Did you really just try to say it's anchored to the roof? Yeah, it is. No, if you look at this, actually,

those two little pieces of like fishing line, that's holding it all up. Yeah, anything. Don't worry, guys. that's... Those two little pieces of like fishing line? That's holding up. Holding it all up. Yeah, anything... Don't worry, guys. Don't worry, it's not gonna fall over. There are two tiny pieces of string holding up. I think I have a solution here that might possibly help this.

Okay. And you'll like this, because it ties in RTX. Oh, great. For an extra VIP experience, you could pay to take away, say like, I don't know, to donate money to child's play. Five hundred bucks to take away the tower of PIMS. But you have to move it. And then if you pay like 100 bucks, you get to be one of the people who maces Joel.

First signing it, how about that? Oh, yeah. Woo! Everyone wins. And then you get more points. Only if you have that game in a hotel room. Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Okay Joel gets out of marker. He gets up there. He signs the tower pims with legitimately I stab him in the eye you'll be mad

Yes, you would literally be mad about it. I spend like you'd have no idea how much time I spent working on this damn thing And so for him that little what's what's what's what's what point what purpose does it have after this? That's the point of monuments to what to what the tower pants with the fucking thing it is But why does it have to live in the studio? Where else would it live at your house? So this is for the office. I've made it for work. You made it for RTX. Yes. I know and our kicks about rooster teeth So rooster teeth expo are not are no Well, is that on it? No, our kicks in the stand for Rooster teeth expo. Oh, what does it stand for?

It doesn't stand for anything. Oh, okay, there you go. For Art CX, that doesn't stand for anything. Joel signs this tower. What is the harm? Because he's an asshole. I just really don't want him to do it. But he's cute. Now, again, if we got someone else to sign it,

then, okay, how about this? They even shut the fuck up. They even shut the fuck up. I'll let you sign. Wait, wait a minute, Pander, asshole. I'll let you sign the Wait, wait a minute, Pander, asshole. I'll let you sign the tower if I can sign your car with a key. Deal. You are comparing my car.

Yep. To the fucking wood thing that you fucking... Yes. Yeah, I think they're both compensation for small penises, so yeah, I think so. I'll allow it. All right. Are we done here? What? I guess I'm going to be.

I'm going to get more guardians out of surround that damn thing. I walked up and I saw Joe. He had a marker in his hand. I had to take it out of his hand. Oh, I had the marker in my hand at 1.2. I was going to frame Joel. So I knew that. I knew that. They're like this, like this. And I was going to frame Joel. So, I knew that was how I was doing.

They're like this, like this, and I was like, nope, and Ray is like a devil right going, do it. Just do it. Please. So, Jack, sir, how upset are you going to be when you realize you're so on the elaborate rules to get your way from the tower? Ah, good call. That would be impressive.

That would be very impressive. That would actually happen. I didn't- Joe doesn't run. No. These soncers. Who do you think would win a foot race now? I don't want to win. Listen, I don't want to win based on like, you know, force. I want a philosophical win. I told you, I'll let you sign it if you let me sign your thing.

Sharpie. My thing. Your car. Ah, yeah, sucks, doesn't it? That's not there. I need paint. Go, no, no, no. You can beat them.

Joel, Joel, not run. All right. The only reason, the only reason I'm not doing it is because I feel like Katie would have like an emotional breakdown And is you crashed your car this week. Yeah, I didn't crash it. I just you crashed your car And what is your crash car into the side of your car is yellow and black? Yeah, so yeah, you you crashed it into a yellow and black. And it's total. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, you crafted into a yellow and black pillar.

Yeah, I guess so. It wasn't the one on the hall though, so that's okay. What happened? You crashed your car? No, I didn't crash it. I was pulling out of a parking garage. It was just got too close on a corner. Oh, that's soft.

So that's one of those things you do. It's like, I made a two-second mistake. Yeah, exactly. It's like, god damn it. Your head was elsewhere, and I immediately did that to you. Anyway, I think about the tower fence You're distracted by this. I think it's too much. I don't like go. I've got like no There's like two thousand people downstairs the achievement her lounge waiting for autographs And I run up here because maybe this tower pants together

Little fucking pyramid with that thing. It is impressive. Oh We spent a lot of time working on it. I'm glad he has. Did he ever get photos of it and stuff? I hope, okay, cool. Yeah. Thank you very much. They got a presigning. The pictures will be even more valuable after Joel signs it.

Indeed. Actually, I actually have paint in case Joel sign it. I was ready to cover it. So you see, it's not a big deal. No, it is a big deal. It's a paint in the ass. You've got paint. Yeah. It's still a pain in the ass. You've got paint. Yeah It's not a pain in the ass. I still have the word to do it. Do extra work for it. No reason. How long would it take to paint?

How long would it take a frame not to sign it? Alright, Jack can tell everybody about it. Thank you very much everyone. Enjoy RTX! This episode is brought to you by Hulu Plus. With Hulu Plus you get total control to watch thousands of shows wherever you want, whenever you want. Vinge on full seasons and watch your favorite current shows like Red vs Blue and More. Right now, Rupert Fancy get an extended free trial of Hulu Plus by going to HuluPlus.com

slash Rupert T. Gavin's a Vishoos on. Gavin has no shoes on. What the fuck? I lost him. When did you lose your shoes? Thank you. Thank you, Jack.

I do love you. You're a guy. You're a kind. How did you lose your shoes? I lost my shoes. We did a shoe this morning. I don't know if anyone from here helped throw water balloons at me this morning. That was a lot of fun, but it turns out I'm kind of dumb. I bought a special special specials spare underwear

Special socks. We're about shoes That's so convinced so I got these as a replacement. Didn't you lose your shoes yesterday as well? No, who was up here under the table looking for their shoes. I did lose my shoes yesterday the table looking for their shoes. I did lose my shoes yesterday. So is this a daily thing for you? No. But I like the idea of a double mistake that can't, like, by me forgetting,

I lost my shoes, it's like it never happened. Yeah. I like the way that works. Fuck is a double mistake. Well, no, no, no. The first mistake is just two mistakes. Yeah, but one cancels the other one out. No.

What do you mean no? Because I didn't have any memory of it What you don't remember it doesn't happen? What didn't happen to me? Like think of all this stuff that happens to you that you don't remember Think okay, I'll do that. I'm done I just thought of everything that's ever happened to me that I don't remember I think this goes along with Gavin's idea that the world didn't exist till he was born because he has no memory of it. It's narcissism, right. It is, but I also really don't have any proof. You don't have any proof that the world didn't exist before you were born.

I hear there are pictures. They're at the library museum. You can get a season pass. But it's just like a video game, like this character's in video games that have all this history and stuff, but really they didn't exist until the game was made. They don't exist at all. They're not real. Are you worried that you're a video game character? We can pick this up. I just wanted to say I just want to say one thing Five one two

No, saying really three four eight get your fucking foot is nine nine eight Go ahead continue who's that is number? We don't know what that was It's not he's not back there is he it's busy. It's busy go fit go fucking figure. I see Dozens of phones out that was the song. Sorry. Kevin you were talking about how space does not exist when you are We can move on from that. God, the audience is groaning. Look at you guys, we're trying to be a truck or something. Everyone's looking at their phones. I didn't find the power of tips.

Did you just call it the power of tips? Power of tips. Ah, power of tips. Yeah,ps. Yeah, we take a few. Yeah. Yeah. What do we take? Do we have the mic set up? Are we configured to take questions?

Oh, yeah. Okay. So walk calmly. Walk calmly. Can you not listen? If I see you running, I'm not going to take your fucking question. You like one of those mischievous people? Oh, Dan left a voicemail for someone.

Okay, I can tell you there's too many of you. I wouldn't bother getting up. If I were you at this point, you were not going to get through that line. So, over there. I'm going there, we actually had really good questions today, the red versus blue panel. Those really, you know, this is my, my, oh, not counting the 343 panel, I sat in on the other day. This is my first panel so far, our TX.

Is it really? Yeah, I got stacked on Sunday. We got the, you and I are going to the re-streeted animated adventures panel. Jordan, what time is that? Hey, stand up. Jordan. Woo. and Jordan what time is that? Hey, stand up. Jordan. Woo!

I'm not going to say it. This is Jordan. Animated Adventures actually has a budget of $2.5 million for each episode. Yep. We have to import everything from Korea. It takes, was it like four months for the turnover? They're trying to get our attention over there.

Something going on? Oh, first question's over here. Oh, first question's over here. Got it. Ready. Wasn't that the... That was the statement. So, Gavin, so you asked a lot of questions like, how does X know Y?

Like, for example, so how does an animal, does an animal know what kind of animal is? So my question is why do you ask that kind of question? And when you were a kid, did you ever want to be Dr. Gavino-Free, bio-psychologist extraordinaire? No. No.

You should get business cards printed with that. Bios like colleges extraordinaire? Yeah, let's get that done. Yeah, let me talk. No, yeah, no, not too. I mean, we told the story about what Gavin hid his head as a kid. The back of the story. Yeah, and you went blind for three or four days?

Like that's just the thing you do. And I sat down on a puddle and cried. Yeah was an anime to the venture, I think, right? Yeah. That was the one where I was concussed, so I tried to vomit, but not being able to see I vomit on the lid of the toilet that was closed. I still don't think that I feel like there's a forecast. I feel like there's a forecast. I've vomitated on the toilet.

What do you mean cost? Concuss is no word. No, it doesn't have verb, concussed. You have a concussion. Yeah, but don't you get concussed when you have a concussion? No, I don't think so. Did you come up with that? Concussed?

I don't. Is it real? Hey! I love you. Go. All righty. I just wanted to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going

to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going I love you. Go. All righty, I just wanted to say excellent job on the convention. It's my first one and I had a great time. Also with all of the guardians at an excellent job. But Gus, you probably take all of the credit, right? Only the good stuff. The bad stuff gets directed to Barbara. Right, okay.

She's all- She's all- So my question is kind of like a conference related. Do you guys have like bug outdoors where you can just kind of get away from all the crowd? Really fast? Yes. Yes. The south side of the convention Center has more of them.

It's a little trickier around the world. There are more hatches than doors. So I think I told the story on the podcast, but yeah, I mean, yeah, they exist last year when I was getting around the Convention Center. I was walking up to the RISD-thanimated Adventures panel. And I was walking through the back corridor. And you see those doors don't go through them, but those are like the bug outdoors Wait a minute, there's another panel going on over there. I popped into those doors before the panel started and I walked in on Jordan playing music loudly and dancing

Nice in an empty room And then he just turned and gave me like the most scared look. It was like where did you come from? We're the animated adventure for that. He never draws himself. I just borrowed smoke bombs from Monty when I get in trouble. I just push and then go. It's fair. But you know, we only need them when we need to move around quickly.

Yeah. It's like it's to come up here to be on time for the panel or to be somewhere that we're supposed to be. Or defend the tower of pims. Yeah, it knows jack out of here pretty quickly from the floor. So sometimes in a moment of need, we can't do that. Thanks, somebody might have tipped him off. Possibly sown in the audience. Yeah, you know, I do want to say it is a little tough

and we know that a lot of people are here because they're interested in ruchis and the stuff they make and they have their particular favorite cash members that they want to meet and we do appreciate everybody's patience there are about 14 of us and 8,000 of you guys so we tend to get out numbered very very quickly but we are doing our best and I hope you guys are having a good experience with that. Yeah I don't know I don't know if you came to the mixer last night, which was in this room. But, you know, we walked in or I walked in, and there were just so many people here. It was awesome. But, like you said, I immediately got surrounded by people, and I did my best to try to talk to everyone,

but it's a lot of people to get through. Yeah, the day you came to be looked up. Hey, do you think next year year at RCH, I think we'll do more, we did more music last year. You think we'll do music next year, is that? I think so. After last year, I realized how difficult producing a live music event is. Yep. So I think we wanted to take a year off

and make sure that we grew everything else in the event appropriately, and then we'll try to have a live music event again next year. Okay. Woo! else in the event appropriately and then we'll try to have a live music event again next year. Because I am not a music person and putting all that stuff together was like, I was speaking a language I didn't understand. No, I get it, yeah, I get it. It was a good show though last year, I think, so I think we want to do that in the future. All right, I just wanted to know, a pretty generic question. I didn't do it. I was here the whole time.

What the fuck happened? My phone is exploding. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I suddenly have like 400 fucking voicemails. Who's the actual you number? I uh, I uh... Are you...

Did you find me? Give my phone out? I Don't know what you're talking about Really I don't know what you're talking about I did not all right. I was here the whole time. Where'd you park? I was here the whole time What no shit you There was no way Where'd you park? I was here the whole time. Where were you? No shit, you were here the whole time. I was here the whole time. There was no way I could have left.

4,000 fucking people, more than that streaming line, I'll have my phone number now. No, it wasn't that. They didn't all hear it. All right, no drama. We're at an intervention. We're all your friends. we're all here for you, we're all here, we all want, we are here, all here to support shaking, we're all here.

We're all here to support you, we're here to support you, friends, we're supporting, we're supporting. We're supporting everyone. You know, Jack, technically you still have the number, just so does everybody else. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Everybody is leaving positives to party messages on the phone. Your hair looks great today. I just wanted to tell you that. First of all, that's everything's fine.

No, but seriously, it all seriousness. Yeah. Hey, Jack, sorry, I tried to call you and warn you, but your line was busy when I called. Hey, okay, so everyone in the audience, get ready. One, three, one, oh. No, oh my god. I was never doing that a new phone number. I'm gonna lay in like a year or two.

After everyone has gotten a chance to say what they feel like they need to say. That's so kind of you, Joel, aren't phone numbers free? I don't fucking know. I've never had to change my phone number. I bet they'd be really annoying. That's gotta be a pain in the ass, right? That's gotta be like going to the DMV.

Going to the bank, no. They're like, what number would you, you can't have that, it's taken, turn your phone, Joel gave it away again. Let me also be sure. Jack, I love you, I love you, Jack. He's gone. Jack is a great guy.

Jack is a great guy and we should all call him and tell him that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Jack's a great guy, everyone should call him and tell him that, I feel bad. What, no, Joe. I have regret. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Joel's brain? Hey, let's not do this. I've lost a couple filters throughout the O.K. process. This episode of the Ruesti-Teeth podcast is brought to you by GoDaddy.com. GoDaddy is here to help you get your website off the ground. It's easy. Start today with your 199.com domain. Simply visit GoDaddy.com and use the promo code Ruesti. That's goDaddy.com and promo code Rooster.

Some limitations apply, see website for details. Where are we at on questions here? I'm worried about my car. I don't remember. You worried about your car? After all of that. We're not worried about Jackson. I'm worried about his car.

We're just going to keep going. We're just going to keep going. We're just going to keep going. He doesn't know where you parked. Next question. All right, so pretty generic question. I just want to know what your favorite game is. What?

He's taking a picture? We play a lot of different games. I don't know. I don't have a particular favorite game. What's your favorite game, buddy? It's hard to say. I don't like picking favorite anything. I don't have a favorite game.

I don't have a favorite movie. There's things that I enjoy.'t have a favorite game, I don't have a favorite movie. There's things that I, there's games that I enjoy. What's your favorite game, dude? Legend, Zelda, Wind Waker. All right, good, good no. New, you know, we don't have a patch panel. That sounds weird. No, that's why you don't do that.

No, no, no, it's okay, bounce it around. Spread it around, it's fine. Bounce it. No, maybe next, oh, yeah, patch fell. Yeah, so, yeah, but there's a new win-waker coming out. Stop that. Look at that, look at the series face on the Guardian. You pissed off the Guardians.

They're gonna fucking shut the doors and start gasping us all right now. Do not fuck around with them. You know, I better call Jack and say goodbye while you still can. You know, I wasn't a big and say goodbye while you still can. You know, I wasn't a big fan of the Wind Waker, but I hear that some of the complaints I had with it are being addressed in the HD remake.

Some of the complaints Gus had specifically are being addressed. Miyamoto was like, fuck, we lost the Gus demographic. It was the only Wind Wakers, the only one I ever finished in the cell that chose you. I have bought Ocarina of Time on every platform where it's been available We, uh, it was the only win-win-win-win-win-win-win I ever finished in the Zelda Chozy. I have bought Ocarina of Time on every platform where it's been available and I've never finished it. I think I've owned that game like eight different times and just got, I got a horse and that was it.

That was for me. I was all excited about it. What's that? Oh, let's play Zelda. How much fucking time do you have? All right. How much fucking time do you have? All right, worry over here. Yeah. Go. So, this is kind of like an awkward dream come true or something.

I don't know. Where did your clothes go? You're losing us dude. Yeah, I left that part out. This is kind of a big question, but like in the company, who, like, for each of you, who would you say has most interesting relationship with you? Our company are like general electric, like, in general. I don't know. Who has the most interesting relationship?

I don't know. Who has the most interesting relationship? Who, who, who? He means internally, like, in most internal relationship. Who, the most interesting relationship? I don't know. Who has the most interesting relationship? He means internally. Like, in most internal relationship? Who, who, who at the company? So, I didn't. You want to make this internal? Internally.

This is going to be an interpretive answer for you, sir. Who at the company, internal relationship, together, library museum. There we go. I'd say my relationship is jealous by the most dynamic. We work together for so long, not just so long. I don't even know. You're never no, Bernie's no number.

No, that's not, that's not my jokes. I have guardians all over this place. Everybody's different. We work together, some of us for ten. How long have worked with you? 16 years now. 15, 16 years? Yes. Yeah. It's impossible to feel just ebb and flow of knowing people. Like you're... Go ahead. We're joking on the top of each other. I know. What's the question? Ha ha ha ha. Next. I love Jack.

But at this point, it might be a one-way relationship. Yep. Have I told you who a great guy is? Jack. That guy is fucking great. I love that guy. My car is dead. Are you worried that he he's gonna lift up the tower of pimps and squash your car with it?

That would be awesome. That's almost worth it at that point. That happens just like, well, that's a win, win. If you had some kind of Hulk rage, I could totally see that building in him. Did you see Jack when he was here? He was like swelling getting bigger. Yeah.

And I needed that was possible. I didn't't want to look he didn't want to look I didn't intern. I didn't even see him You know how when you see like a tiger at the zoo in the behind the bars And it's just pacing back and forth looking at you. That's what he was doing to you I thought he was gonna pee on me He's beard was doing like this thing was reaching for you me. He's beard was doing like this thing was reaching for you. He's like a angry feline. He was like a Norse god. I'm and now I feel bad. You know. Yeah. You should have people call him on your behalf and apologize for you. You

should. You're not really get through. All right. Yo. Hey guys, I just want to say this, my first RTX. And it's definitely worth the long trip here. And Joel, if you really want to apologize to Jack, I have a homemade secret rifle. I know he's a dead space fan. You can give it to him if you'd like. Thank you.

Yes. Thank you. Yeah, I'll take it. Thank you, yes. Do you have a bow? Do you have a big bow? Or like a... I need more presents for Jack.

Yeah, Joe, don't love to have a friend for Jack. I need all of you for Jack. Does anybody know I said give-frap? Maybe everyone hands over their cell phones. Not, that's beautiful. Wow, that is beautiful. Wow. That is beautiful.

I am keeping that. I'm keeping that one. I'm keeping that one. If anyone else has a copy of one of these we can give that. Yeah Jack will really love that. Love. I'm going to trade you. I'm going to give you this Putty's a putty's a Racer saber-tooth controller. In case it gets its loss. Thank you. It's awesome. That's awesome. That's awesome. Putty's a Putty's phone number on there.

Guys rockin' a drunk tank, teacher, too nice. I guess. It's a Nerf gun. Well, I'm happy at this point it's not real because he's fucking whatever it is, he's fucking using it. Yeah, it's a real gun from a video game. There.

All right. Um, this is my first RTX as well. Hold on, hold on. Railrail fast before you go. He wrote messages to us on the bullets. Uh-oh. Well, that's not creepy or anything like that. Like, literally, I'm not kidding.

It's not a manifesto or anything, is it? It says, this is going internal. Well, that's a... Guys, psych it too. Our relationship is now consummated. It's a very phallic looking bullet that says, I love you Gus on it. Oh, I love you guys, not Gus.

I'm part of that group. That makes sense. It went from plenty to real all of a sudden. There's only two bullets in here. What's that? All right, sorry. First time. My first time here, and first I have to say, all hail King Gus.

But I do have a say all hail King Gus But I do have a question for you guys hit me that's what I'm here for now Are you certain are you absolutely certain that you don't need a talking goat to put your life into perspective? I'm behind the talking goat came from the demented mind of Jordan who was And the goat was wonderfully played by Shannon, who's the voice of Agent Wash. I hear he has a hippopotamus role lined up next month. There's a laser sign on this thing. No, no, I'm not a fan of... No, seriously, I gotta give that to Jack though, so don't...

Yeah, don't fuck it up. Don't fuck up Jack's, they don't fuck, Jack's, they don't fuck it up. Jack's, you're too much. Don't fuck up Jack's life. Because in your relationship might go downhill. Yeah, but that's episode 100, right? Of the Demented Dream RTA. I gotta say that Jordan's scripted that thing

and we all went in the booth and recorded it. And I think everybody individually in the cast had a meeting with each other. It was like, hey, that script was, is this Jordan? He's fucked up, right? This is a true story. And I feel kind of bad about this because he at one point he did deliver a script to me. And I've read it and got angry at him.

And then went into the recording booth and changed all the lines and told him how funny those were and And then I don't know what happened to that audio It's in the outtakes video. It's in the outtakes video funny though, right? Also, he works on that forever. I think I recorded my audio for that my initial audio like in October or November of last year. It's long time to make animation man It's it we told you it comes in from Korea. It takes 2. I think it's going to make animation, man. It's it we told you it comes in from Korea it takes 2.5 million it's a long process. Those squiggly arms don't draw themselves guys.

There's no macro for that. Well, they don't make themselves either. All right. Uh, first off I want to say I'm the one who wrote on the bullet. I had it in my pocket and I asked him if he'd put in the clip for me. Uh, the fact that I had it in my pocket and asked him to put in the kit for me. That's it. Thank you.

Please, the exit's over there. Ha, ha, ha. Next, I want to say that I love you guys. You've been a big part of the way you got the message. It was on the bullet. And after that, you, I got to tell them. And I can honestly say if it wasn't for you guys, I would still be a voter.

So thank you. Yeah. It would be a Vodgin. So thank you It still be a what I think he said made out of porcelain I'd still be a Vodgin I'll be a virgin not for us. Yes. I met my go for ex go for now on your side dude I gotta give you props dude. I gotta give you props Every time I think you hit the top of creepy, you're like, wham! Right, these up to what I do! That's what I do! Yeah.

I've never seen Peto Bayer out of his costume before. And my question is, I was wondering, what the fuck is Rousseau teeth? It's a company filled with internal relationships and sensitive touching. Right next to the library museum. We're a virginity demolition service. We're a virginity demolition service, sir. Thank you. Go, please take us as far away from that as possible.

I'm too tall for this mic. Raga, we're not talented enough for this panel. We all have shortcomings, sir. I want to ask, what is your weirdest, strangest, or funniest moment at Rue's critique? Did you hear the last question? You get a weirdo like that every now and then, and they're all memorable for their own reasons. I'll remember Bullitt, Creepy, Non-Virgin Guy.

I'll remember the girl who brought us Sharpies that were named after us and had back stories. After a while, doesn't it get though? It's like, it gets more weird about the stuff you don't find weird. Like walking into the office one day, Gavin's walking out of the kitchen to the achievement of her office, he's in a full length head to toe penis outfit. With his head just coming out. At the middle of it like this, his head just went face. And that's when their relationship started.

Yeah. Let me ask you, was that the happiest looking penis you've ever seen? You're like, hey, I was like, hey, Gavin, what's up? And it's like, I think I got half with the stairs and I was like, wait a minute. Well, also sometimes I'll be sitting there working and I'll hear screaming or something. And I'll just keep working. I think

Wait, are we filming something today? Yeah, like is that something I should be checking up on? Yeah, it's just if Michael if he got killed on a Thursday the day he normally records rage quit We wouldn't check on him for a few days. We wouldn't find his body We'll be in conference calls like in the room next door and it's like yeah, so we were looking at the latest projection like in the room next door and it's like, yeah, so we were looking at the latest projection. Mom, I'm fucking shit! And the projections look weird. And even the people who come visit us in our office

are just totally like rolling with it, like somebody's screaming in the next room and our business associates like, what is happening right now? Well, we did, we do job interviews in that room. So whenever, you know, there's invariably a point in the interview when you talk to people who are like listen This is a professional company, but things that would fly at a normal personal company No

Things that wouldn't fly there happen here all the time Meanwhile the wall is like bumping and you can hear like a curse of profanities coming from the next room Yeah, and then later than they make the videos It's like could you work with this all day long? Yeah, what's your weirdest moment with Rishadji? Wait a moment. Yeah, you think? I thought we had a costume I was wearing the other day.

Oh, yeah, I made out with a dude. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That was my friend. You're welcome to that by the way. What's that? You're welcome for that by the way. Did you write that? You wrote that right? I wrote that and I'm like fucking Gavin. Fucking. Fucking tongue goes through. Extreme close up. It was the only script we ever had that was written entirely

on Nerf Bullets and then kept in a general pocket. That was interesting there because the kissing was very different because it kissed the girl and then kiss the guy Yeah, it was different you say no, I was obviously different But I was wondering why I kept feeling dizzy and it's because I forgot to breathe while I was kissing the dude Like I would I would just not breathe through my nose and I have to pull away be like I just was he an all offended by that. I don't know.

I just didn't want to sniff his mouth. It's like if you're walking like in an airport in Thailand and you see someone like wearing the mask, it's just like, don't breathe. I don't know why I'm walking. Was that the important part of this tour? Was it a lot of work? Yeah, let's go over here.

That was a working. All right, there it goes. Okay, so first off, Bernie and Gus, do you two kind of started out with at Rupertie Thigh Together, right? Yeah. I guess so. I did you guys tell when you knew

that Rupertie Thigh was the name that you guys wanted to do and what brought you to name it Rupertie Thigh. Okay, so Rupertie was essentially two groups that came together. It was a group of people that I made movies within college, Joel and Matt. Matt's not here. Matt's in Joel's hands. And then it was a group of guys I worked with on the web. It was Gus and Jeff and also Jason and Dan, who played Donut and Tucker in Reverse Split.

That's one of them. And so catchphrase. So, yeah, so we were trying to find a way to make movies and just found a way to do it. And Ruchertit was one of those things where we just named the company something that was really funny back in 2003. And you know, you kind of don't realize that that brain is going to grow into like this globally registered trademark US brand, so that's how we got started, basically. Do you have any good synopsis?

Yeah, I think you want to know specifically how the Ristief name came about. We tell a story in a bunch, have we? Yeah, obviously it doesn't know it though. Go ahead, go ahead. So in the original trailer for Red vs. Blue, well, you demanded we tell the story and then as soon as you start telling you, well, okay, here's what you do. You made me tell it, you're the one who fucking doesn't answer the question and then Red vs. Blue. Well, you demanded we tell the story, and then as soon as you start telling you,

well, okay, here's what you need. You made me tell it. You're the one who fucking doesn't answer the question, and then makes me answer it. I answer the goddamn question. You didn't answer the question. And that's your answer. Yeah, there we go.

All right, Zid and Nutshell, 10 years. Next, 15 years. 15 years. Hey guys, so first off, thank you for the- Three decades. There's the 80s, 2000s of the 2010s. Oh, that's fucking math, bitch. Speaking of math, thank you very much for the podcast, because now I know no matter how

hard an engineering problem I have to solve, there's this magical shining beacon where science is always right at the pod Thank you. Thank you. I got a fucking NASA shirt on, dude. And press Hey, listen, don't build anything based off of all this. Do it. You're not in the military. Chemical engineering Canada. Perfect. Yeah, my Canada. So my question is, so we all know about the embarrassing but herpes story where popularity didn't quite work out for you, but I was wondering if you guys had any memorable moments where your star power was just entirely worked out.

Star power? Star power. Well, Rob, have you met us? Have you seen any of our panels? Which is clear if I do the Bud Herpy story was Gus's, was getting a prescription field of dispharmacist and he was recognized by his pharmacist while he was getting like what? Medicine. I was getting Valtrex. All right.

What? To treat my shingles. They treat shingles as Valtrex. So the pharmacist is no rectangle. I understand shingles. Yeah, we're just going to keep saying shingles. He showed up. What the hell was that?

And I don't even know what happened. Anyway, so I had to get Val Trex from a guy who knew what I had. I was like shingles. Seriously, shingles. Yeah. Yeah, he's like, shingles. He's like, big fan Gus. I didn't think of anything where it's like, you know, any amazing moments of like star power.

The other day before RTX was open, I was eating lunch at the bar across the street and someone bought me a beer that was cool. Yeah. It's just it's just like that. Did it have anything written on it? The antidotes. The antidotes in the next beer. It's just stuff like that. No it's cool. I say that like Ruchitiy that seems like the people that like our shows tend to be like us So really cool thing is wherever we go. It's like we have an incident group of friends like when we go to a city for a convention or whatever We just run into people who are like us and like the stuff we like so that's probably the coolest thing of all I would say That's also the worst thing

Oh, thanks. I Didn't hear you said he likes you. Hey, that's one that's one person. I'll give you his phone number later Let's go next. Hey, so we were wondering you guys brought up doing other podcasts later in the future Is there any hope of maybe resurrecting the drunk tank to do like drunk in movie reviews and that kind of stuff? We're not really a review Kind of site. We do live it for the patch. We might get more into it, but also not the whole, the whole reason for the, you guys know there's a legitimate business reason for the change from

drunk tank was we literally had three years, we were the number one podcast on iTunes and the gaming sessions, it's just dominating, but we couldn't get any sponsors. And finally somebody said, you know, it's, it's because your name is drunken and nobody, nobody can sponsor a thing that says drunken. They literally have these guidelines that won't allow them to do it. My God, it's bullshit. And we went for that, like, six months. And we changed the name to excrement cast.

Yeah. And that didn't work either. It was Blood Herpes cast. Brought to you by Valtrix. And it was like literally the moment we, like, branded it as a Rushi podcast. We actually got sponsors and it became like one of the more sustainable shows that we have Which is why we've been able to expand so sometimes you had to make choices, you know I mean, this is a realistic answer to your question Sometimes you had to make choices that are better for a business sense

But uh, you know they will do drunken reviews We actually had a alcohol sponsorship one time where we weren't allowed to drink the alcohol that was kind of interesting You could you just couldn't drink it on camera. Well, that's not drinking it. Oh, it was funny, because we had this alcohol sponsor, and you couldn't drink it while on camera. That was just a rule with alcohol. And so as soon as the camera switched,

and we can see it the monitor, like everybody in the other couch is like, jojojojojo. I don't think we had mentioned that previously. So if you go back and watch that video podcast now, it's actually really entertaining to try to watch. There's been a couple of alcohol watch. Just as you see, everyone keeps looking at the monitor

very nervously. There's a bunch of moments where it cuts away and then cuts straight back. So it's like, Gav was impressive. If he was like spinning the bottle, we'd get to go down faster. It was pretty impressive.

Yeah, I have one question for Bernie and something for Gavin. Bernie, can you just- You guys can leave if you want to. I'll let you know when I'm done. Can you describe in words the kind of sense of pride that you get walking around RTX and just seeing what your company has become over these ten years? Describe in words. No other form of expression is allowed 10 years. Describe in words. No other form of expression is allowed.

You must describe this in words. So I don't know exactly how proud I feel. Here's a problem with that. Is I would like to answer a question and tell you how proud I am? I feel like though that that would complement Gus indirectly. Hey. And I don't know if I'm comfortable with that.

To be honest with you. I don't know how I feel about it. No, it is tremendous. There was just one moment last night where someone sent me a picture of the floor from above. It was actually Steptoe if he's here. He posted it. And I got it off his Twitter feed. And I was just like really impressed by the show that Gus and Barbara and Alan and everybody

else over the years who have worked on RTX have put together and everybody who shows up here for it. I couldn't possibly be happier. I hope that answered your question. I really can't put into words. I'm extraordinarily proud of how far this company has come. And I hope to see you go even farther in the future. You know, when we had the first RTX out in the field, it was kind of a proof of concept.

Like, can we... Would we have RTX out in the field it was kind of a proof of concept like And we would we have people survive in a field would people show up to an event and then we did it So then we decided to do how last year's at the convention center I remember having those first initial meetings with convention center telling them yeah, we're gonna do it We're gonna have you know 4,000 people show up They're like you've never done this for the first year of it. You have 4,000 people show up like yeah They're like you should say a more realistic goal. It's your first year of it. You have 4,000 people show up. Like, yeah, they're like, do you think you should set a more realistic goal? I was like, no, I think we can do this. And they're like, okay, well, what about for next year,

for 2013? So I think I'm hoping we can do about 10,000. They're looking at me and they're like, you're telling me you're gonna have a show that you've never had before. You're gonna go from 4,000 people your first year to 10,000 the second year. And I was like, yeah.

And they kept trying to tell me that it was impossible and it wouldn't happen But we did it and so now they're actually listening 10,000 so now they're very scared that the rest of my projections are correct and that we're gonna eventually fill this convention center There is 10,000 fucking people here. Yeah, that is you guys are fucking awesome. Yes. Yes. And 3,000 of them have Jack's phone number. Oh. Yeah, there's a spin in that way. It's not the majority of people here.

You got to go away to look at it. Yeah, it's a good way to look at it. That's good. That's positive. Yeah. Always spinning. Always spinning. And what's your question for Gavin? How is he gone?

Yeah, just a small favor Who came with me she wasn't able to? Yeah, she wasn't able to come to the panel and she's a huge family year. You're you're her favorite person And I was she's been trying her damnedest to meet you and she just has not been able to so could if if you could her name is Robin Just give her a shout out. Somebody's trying to get late really hard Damn it. What's your name? You should what's your name? Yeah, I got to say my girlfriends also here with me Yeah, we're doing the threesome, huh? I like it. He did did nice nice

Yeah, we're doing the threesome huh? I like it. You did, dude. Nice. Nice. I believe it's pronounced. Minasha Ttoi. Wow. Try and take it back.

You're trying to get not laid up. So again, we want you to shout out to who? Robin. Robin. I love you, Robin. Wherever you are. Thanks. I love you, Robin, wherever you are. Thank you. Thank you. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm better than Gavin, who couldn't. This Ruchotief podcast is brought to you by Insert Coin Clothing, the home of Epic Gaming Apparel and Accessories.

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Is that a republic of tequila? What about? Hey, that's good for the question. That's for that's going to Jack. What's that? Where's he? That's a cameraman. I'm going to give him a camera. I need all this help I can get. What's that? Where is he? That's a cameraman.

I'm like giving you a camera, Joel. I need all this help I can get. Is that an XLR? Oh, these are awesome. Those are awesome. Thank you, Jack. Thank you so much. Here, let me hear something.

No. Can I have that? No. Hey guys. Thanks. I don't know how to pay your bill. All right, let's get this question over here then. How we doing on time?

We okay? 14 minutes. Oh, okay. We did an hour and a half for this. Yeah. Oh, good. That's great. I thought you were trying to cut us off. Wait, did we just do them? We're over here. Oh. No, these guys, they went twice with the booze thing, so let's go to this guy. Not that it matters.

Go. All right. First thing I'm wondering is that who would place Joel as caboose's voice actor after Jack Kills and the store's the buying of the tower of pamps? I'm actually in question. Let me tell you, you might tend to step plan that I have for plan. At this point, they got a pretty big library. And the character, not that complex.

Nope. Really, if you just get kind of like all the vowels, you're pretty much good to go. Yeah. I haven't been saying anything like any words with like double-own it on purpose for a long time Like job security Anybody could do that again. I'm sorry Actually, we recorded everyone's death in red versus blue all the main characters. They have recorded deaths So if they ever fuck with me

Guess we have it's funny because we have real desk plan for burning So I did it. I mean trying to hang a safe like is it? This season I told miles that I am never recording another yes sir line of Simmons You don't need to I said you have this like whatever cake you want has already been done You're like go to the fucking library museum, pull it out of there, get it. You wanna know how Capuch dies? Yeah, after giving Jack Flunno a brutal. That's exactly right.

It's a horrible kit and accident. I don't want to give anything more away than that, but it's awful. Kit and's everywhere. Bed Capuch. Go. All right, I have a question for just one of you. Ten years ago when Rupert T. started, I wanted to know if Ed the camera guy thought he would

be here today. Ed? What do you think, Ed? Ed, when we started the company ten years ago, did you think you would be here today? What was that? We started the company ten years ago, did you think you would be here today? Sorry, what was that? We started the company 10 years ago. Did you think you would be here today? I had no idea.

See, that dreams do come true. LAUGHTER APPLAUSE Is it? APPLAUSE Ed started his own Twitter feed the other day. I don't know if you see that. Did you really? What's your Twitter feed?

Oh, you started it? What is it? RTX underscore camera guy. You should give Joel your phone number so that people can contact you. After the show. I'm going to stand up. I feel like I have a position of power at this point. It's good to have that feeling, that illusion. That is Tim. I'm also going to stand really close to Gavin. Wow, that is awesome.

Hey Gavin, you want to be on Tumblr with me? I'm good. We need that close up. That's good lady moved. We can make this panel internal. So. Go. Hi. First of all, I was the one who picked you up at the mixer last night, Gus, and that was really fun.

No, like literally, she picked me up, not like. Whoa. Not the other day. That Nintendo games, awesome. The day Esther knows how to fight, watch that lady. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're like, you fuck your wow, are you going to do your poultry? They're like fucking chicken or steak or whatever, who the fuck are you? And you have to live with that. Oh, I don't know what was the question. What's in Joel's coat today?

I was starting to think it might be PCP. It's awesome. Like I think we talked about it once on the podcast about, I think the pharmacist's podcast about how it's the perfect level of being a fame of being recognized. It's a variety. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it. I think the podcast has in particular, because we talk about a lot of personal stories, one thing we always get told is that people feel like they just know us, like, then they pick up the conversation with us. I haven't done Twitter all the time, where people will be watching the podcast that happened three weeks ago, but the respond to me is, though, I just said it, and I'm like, what the fuck is this person talking about?

What's that? Guardians? Whoo! All right. Yeah, but it's funny stuff like that. The fun thing that happens with that is the people that encounter you are just as weirded out by the situation as we are.

Not weirded out, but it's so weird to them to run into somebody who recognized you on the street, but it's also weird for them. Like Gus got off a plane in New Zealand and the first person he ran doing New Zealand the immigration line was guy, and he literally just goes, Gus, and he was like, it was the customs officer

at Passport Control. Yeah. It was just like, it was just like, it was like so strange, I was like, what are you doing here? I haven't seen you since Tuesday on the podcast or something like that. Yeah, I never really quite realize how fucked up all this is. And so like somebody walks up to me and says like,

otters can be used for air conditioning. And I'm like, what in the fuck is that fucking person talking? I don't even fucking know. Is there an otter here? And then I realize they're quoting me. I'm not even fucking know, is there an otter here? And then I realize they're quoting me. Was I talking about otters or anything?

Like, what the fuck was going on that day? Are you literally telling us right now that you don't understand yourself? Because that was our last hope that you could translate at some point. What the fuck is going on So patrol show up and save the day. Yeah Here's what's been happened last 10 years, okay when I was breaking

I'm from three ways in the future when I said the thing with the thing is the thing don't don't give out his phone number Where you do the timeline will be all fucked if you do that? Where you do it? I'll do that. I'll get on a beach ball. And people start to fucking pass in the beach ball around. And they all fucked up. They'll wake up in the next morning and get your ass. You don't know what the fuck you're doing. You don't know what the fuck you're doing. Nope. Nope, give out his phone number.

No, just sign the tower, Pimps. I'll be fine. You can do that. That's fine. You can get away with that shit. If you give the fucking phone number, where's that? Is that something over?

He's sure possessed by Jesus. Ha ha ha ha. Oh. He's show possessed by Jesus. Oh. He's show possessed by Jesus. He's show possessed by Jesus. He's show possessed by Jesus.

He's show possessed by Jesus. He's show possessed by Jesus. He's show possessed by Jesus. He's show possessed by Jesus. He's show possessed by Jesus. He's show possessed by Jesus. He's show possessed by Jesus. He's show possessed by Jesus.

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Hey what's up? It's the guy who threatened to kill me last year. Are you going to make the same mistake twice this year? Yeah, I'm out of stuff. You said that. He's really strong. Yeah. I guess since I can't really threaten Gus anymore since he gave me some explosive excrement from eating it Frank's yesterday, I thought I'd land Jack, my services in case jules tries to sign that tower of pimps.

Hey buddy. Yeah. Also, my girlfriend was going to come up there and have you sign her chest, but she's kind of being embarrassed right now and doesn't want to go up there. So a girl willing to have her chest sign can be embarrassed? I don't even know. She's like right there. And you't even know. She's like, waging. You're the boyfriend. Yeah, yeah. And you're tall.

No, I'm like, five, three. OK, then. Thank you. Next question. So who was it that asked about weird and creepy things? That's actually my question. I was wondering, was the weirdest audacious, creepiest request for a photo op you've had throughout RTX's and cons? I'd be gushing the bathroom, right? The guy's here for photo in the bathroom?

Yeah, that was pretty bad. I don't think of any others. That's the top. I can't imagine being in the bathroom. There was that time where that boyfriend asked that question, and his girlfriend was right there right And he lied to us about his height. That was pretty high on the list But in the fuck was up with that guy

Congratulations sir, you have creeped out Joel That is Yeah, so definitely getting followed to the bathroom. Gotta go build a fucking bookshed. And then him being upset when I didn't wash my hands to sign his fucking autograph. Ha, ha, ha. I'm just, I'm literally here trying to do damage control for my phone over Twitter.

Yeah. It's not working. How back of you yet? It's just Jack. Hey, does anybody know where Joel parked? tiny chance so we could don't Jack all right next All right, I just liked to open with happy bungee day. Oh Still have not had a chance to read that Jason Jones interview that came out this morning. I'm looking forward to it Yeah, all right. Continue.

And I have a couple questions. The first of which is kind of complicated. You guys started with a fairly small number of people and now you've got what 50 some crazy number. And I was wondering, you just feels like a word problem. We're going to learn. I'm just wondering, what exactly do you guys do? Like, what's the job? What's the job? What do you cop? Do you know why you're recording this? I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you here.

Most of the time when I get that question, it's from someone who's over 40. You look like you should understand what we do. You look like you should understand what we do. No, I mean like what's the day-to-day like? On the guest page on RTVent.com, it says like Bernie is the founder. But what exactly? No, it says Bernie is fatter. That's just we have a spelling I guess Joe wrote it and he's a fucking idiot Whenever we lose our car keys Bernie finds them. Yeah, I'm the finder

I'm the finder of Ristartee It's really hard to say there is no day-to-day. I mean there's The job changes constantly. There's always about 12 things that need to be done at once. It's about prioritizing what the three or four most important are and doing them first. And the question changes year to year. It's like the overall scope of the responsibility. I mean, one of the biggest things that GUS does is RTX. RTX didn't exist three years ago. You know, in a history of a decade-long company, decade-plus, you know, it does.

It changes over time. But I will say this, we have an enormously talented group of people who do an excellent job every day of making a lot of work look like no work whatsoever. I mean, they're really talented, great people, and I'm really happy to work with them. And there's a lot of people that work very, very hard on a lot of our different productions that don't get in front of a camera lens, so you don't see them as often.

It's a big production. It's now pushing 60 people, and everybody works really hard all the time. The Ruby Crew, just to name a group in particular, I mean, they've been working around the clock to bring you episode one and the sneak of episode two that you guys saw. You know it's they've been working sleeping literally like in the studio sometimes they're just working their ass off and I'm so proud to work with it.

Is that Ashley? Ashley, stay in there. Is Ashley? Ashley turned around. Ashley was an accountant. Ashley is an accountant. We try to's an accountant. Actually, it's an accountant. We try to become an accountant. And we've never asked her a math question. She's right there. I'd rather expose it, not once if we asked her a math question.

Can't do math in your head for accounting. Really? Is there people in accounting? So you can't do math in your head? I'm going to use that all the fucking time. But you can, the important thing is you can all help us cheat on our taxes though, right? No, so just the finders and the company actually is an example of someone who works really hard and who enables us to do the job that we can do and You've probably never heard of her seeing her before so have you ever appeared in any of our productions at all? Probably not. Have you ever appeared in any of our productions at all?

No, no, no, okay, so she just mentioned that so Ashley we have a weird thing to Rucci when we hire somebody We have to get somebody else involved with the company who has the exact same name So Ashley works for us in accounting my girlfriend's name is Ashley. They're two totally different people Yeah, she has way better taste than me Trust me Ashley. Yeah, and Ashley how long have you worked with us? You're a name so yeah more of a chance than me. That's great. Yeah. And how long have you worked for this?

You're in May. So one of the many people who helps this Ruzzi, Ashley. Well, also I see, I mean, I don't want to just call Ashley. I see there's also Megan there. John, I mean, we have a ton of other people here who don't get

in front of the camera. So I mean, thank you everyone. Well, here's fucking asshole Allen, stand up Allen. Come on up here, come on up here. So this is Allen and Chris, you too. So this is Allen who we were talking about the podcast, who everybody likes to hang out with more than me. This is Allen Abdeen. He's done a lot of our business development

over the course of last year. And if you like the exhibition floor, you have Mr. Allen, Mr. Chris right here, kick my ass and horse to thank for that. Thanks guys so much. Alan is a high note. He is a high note. So we should get one we have time from last question. What do you want? Do two more questions? One on each mic. Two more questions and you say them at the same time. All right. We got to make it fast lightning round. Lighting around fast fast fast.

That's a good question so far. Go. Go. You're already losing full stock. Go. This uh, oh wow, I was really hearing. I like around you. Kill it us. All right. I want to say thank you very much. I have.

You're welcome. Next question. No, no, no. This question's light. Light. Light. All right. I guess I'll just, okay. No, we're just fucking. Oh, I was starting over.

No, no, no, no, we're fucking raced you guys. I was starting over. When you guys are in trouble. No, no, no, no, we're starting over. All right, lightning round. Do you ever? We're starting over, we're starting over. Do you? Do you? Lightning round.

Lightning means fast. Do you? What? Lightning means fast. All right, we're starting over. All right, ready? Do a countdown. Three, two, one.

Lighting. Lighting. Lighting means fast. Do you? What's for lunch? All right, good lunch. It's fucking 130. Jimmy John. Good, next. All right. No, what do you guys think you're gonna do? Thanks, guys, you guys, you ready, dude? What's the Joel Heyman financial podcast coming out? Yes.

Kevin, can you sign that poster, please? Later. What do I need to do to work for Rupert D? Be good at something and have a portfolio. That's actually the right answer. Will Iran shake up the gold market? Will Iran shake up the gold market? Lighting round, Joel. Lightning round.

Brazil! I'm an advocate for you for a day. Thank you. Go again? No, I got to speak for him. How many applications do you do for a day? How many podcasts do you do for a day? No. Application. Application. Oh, how many podcasts can we do per day no Application

Application oh how many applications you get today? Come and have a lot of them how many applications do we get a day guys probably 30 or 40 Really you guys are gasping over that Best thing on Xbox one. Hey, hello Yeah, I got one guy that works Hello Yeah, I got one right Hello, instead of Gavin or Google can we get Gavin and Dan? Gavin and Dan Dan is not a search engine. It's slow. Oh

Go hi here for a Jesus position Primarily sex yes Yes, I said no, you're over. Go. Hi, will we ever see Joe the Cat on Rooza 2 the Cat? I wanted to bring Joe the Cat today. I wanted to bring him. Yep. And I couldn't, I was too afraid that you people are frightening. I'm going to come.

Joel, can you quickly say we did it in Kibus' voice for a friend? I don't understand the question. Ah! We did it in caboose's voice for a friend. I don't understand the question. Aw, come on. We did it. We did it. Bernie, would you ever consider having a ladies or ladies? Yes. What? Yes?

Go ahead. What's up? What? What? You know, it's all funny games, so the tableclapses. Yeah. I'm not sure where to put that. Okay, would you ever consider having a ladies or glasses achievement hundred team?

Like how you have the lads and... That would totally be up to Jeff. That's Jeff's baby. That would totally be up to him. Okay. I'd like to see it though. I'd like to see that. No ruin, Gavin's ramen noodles. baby that would totally be up to him. I'd like to see it though. I'd like to see that. Lou Ruin, Gavin, Zromen, Noodles.

Well, there's no way I'm saying it. Gosh does have sticky hands. When is that slow-mo guys coming out from this morning? Oh, I imagine in the next month or so. Oh, next few months? Gavin, I'm moving to the UK from Texas next year. Any advice? We're sorry.

You're going backwards. Gavin, Gavin, why haven't you changed the subject to your genitalia yet? Are you OK? Did you get hit by a water balloon to your heart? Everyone knows everything about my genitals at this point. What does?

Next question. And it's glorious. This is a question with joy, you need to sign the Tower of Pemps. That's not a question. What's the jack hate you? Will you guys ever bring the theme song back to the beginning of the podcast? Yes, working on it. Yeah. Joel, will you sign my Tower of Pemps shirt instead?

Later. Okay, we're going to wrap up here really soon. We're the super lightening round. We're going to end like in Shirt instead. Later. Okay, we're gonna wrap up here really soon. We're the super lightning round. We're gonna end like in the next minute. Gavin, do you prefer achievement hunter or Rupert's TG podcast? It's the same. Can you say, Suck It Tyler from Super?

Suck It Tyler from Super. Also fucking. Joe, she worked on Ruby. The minion, I actually pushed all the girls in that, I'm all of them. You should be my secretary! The motion capture people made me wear a brawl. I have two questions. Gavin, Gavin, do you like Dan a man? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no With a bigger studio, would you produce a game like Penny Arcade?

Bigger studio sounds expensive. No. All right, this is for Gavin. Do you like Dr. Huu? Yeah. How did it feel, cropping, that you'd mind of today? Feels tingly. If Gavin took over the Rooster Teeth Company for a day and had absolute control, what would

he do? If he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he gone, if he would burn

down. He would take too long to answer the question. Do you even lift any of you? No. No. No. No. No. If Rupert Street had to be based in any other city in the country, where would it be It's up for the purple Do you need Rousse to cheese short scripts you got them I have no no thank you. I fuck it's my birthday So I brought you more booze happy birthday give us booze So this is for some for everyone. I hope you all remember this oh Jesus Remember this? Oh Jesus Christ. All right Stop doing that you're freaking this way we can't top the back flip so I think that's an appropriate time to end it So thank you Yeah, now! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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