Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #227

Episode Date: July 16, 2013

RT discusses number ones, bad birthday cake and Gavin's big RTX mishap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm I'm Bernie. We're straight off the fucking rails right off the bat. I love it. Which is I'm Bernie. Welcome to the pod. I've seen the size of this. I said I said to Joel. Do you want to take the lead on this? Joel is like sure. I was like, predict that that right out of the gate. Speed switch. Take it here. So we want to hand you a on this, still is like sure. It was like, protect that back, right out of the gate. Speed switch, take it up here. So we want to hand you a beer. I'd love to. Oh yeah, we're super fast.

That was fast. We've been sitting here, I think, for an hour, and now you ask for a beer. I just thought about it. Very impressive. I'm Barbara. And this is Barbara. It's not Gavin.

That's her. OK, we should talk about RTX, right? We should talk about our tools. It was tools, it was feelings, emotions, wicked. It was your first win, dad. It was my first one. I bloody loved it. Yeah. Yeah, so you missed the first one we did with 600 people.

Yeah. You missed last year's, because of a wedding. I don't do anything less than 10,000. How many people were at the wedding? I don't. Not less than 10,000, apparently. So you do do things, do you? It was amazing.

Well, every day was even more mental than the last one. It was a fun fun experience. The first day I was playing Surgeon simulator in front of thousands of people. I thought you were my board is emceeing. Yeah, then we played. I Jumped in. I was dressed as a superhero in the third day But probably with water believes why are you not why are you not dressed like a superhero now? I feel like I should be right. Yeah Why don't you have any powers? Here like a superhero now? I feel like I should be right. Yeah. Why you don't have any power? There's a shot from the convention floor. Hey, some wild fans wearing some wonderful Rushi merchandise.

They got some really awesome shots. Reagan for the high fives. Oh, it was fun. There was a lot of photos. Who shot the fan? Who's like, oh, Lindsey? Why? I don't know. You want to go back? That's the blast that we had.

How many, what was the total amount of people that we had, Barb? If you include all the guardians and everyone, it was approximately 10,000 people. Right. Up to only people that we had last year. 4,000. 4,000. Last year. And about 5, 50 to 600, the very first year. The test year that we did. Yeah. I mean, I don't think there's any question that this year was way

way better than last year. Who is that? That's all for you, Gavin. That's what she's worth. Gavin is lean so far. And you've never taken an interest in anything in the podcast ever at that level. She's 16. All right. Yes, JJ. JJ with the big warning flag for Gavin off screen. Is that what? That's what? Is that more? Is that more heavy? Is that more heavy? Is that more heavy? We just got this up as what's possible. We'd like to officially apologize.

Apologize to our RTX attendee and her parents for Gavin's interest. Enjoy their ethical ice cold. That's great. No, but like, Gavin, once again, once again, you have just like, no's dived us. Thank you, Gavin. I wonder if she's coming in 2015. What's that? Nothing. Thank you Gavin. I wonder if she's coming in 2015. What's that nothing? Gavin Gavin

But the level Christ please stop talking. You're saying so I forgot what I was saying so this year I thought was way exponentially better than last year I thought but the end of the funny thing is that there was so much going on like last year I felt like I had a chance to like truly go in and experience Stuff like I felt like the I felt like how I felt about the website for the first two years like in the forum I could go to the forum and like man I could check in on every thread and then there was that point where it was like I can't check in The tipping point and that our days was clearly like I can't I can't see most of the stuff that was going on there was there was one point when

on our website i forget what episode of reverse blue was somewhere in the 40s episode like forty seven and it had forty five thousand comments on our website on that one episode it was just like i can't i can't possibly read all the time you can't read the things that people say about your show right it was too much stuff yeah you do this job that you do too much bigger audiences But I remember like on our website that was like 2005

Yeah, yeah Yeah, I was doing that moment on the on the site where it's like okay, I've been I keep track of every thread Mm-hmm. I know I know the whole world I know you used to use a lot back in the day. I used to post a lot back in the day We had some conversations back and forth and I'm like oh my god My personal favorite was the thread about how caboose should have a cape And that's an impagence that's an impagence Thread that's I think that was like

Tada an acronym. Yeah, and now you know you actually have a caper real life So I don't work out. Yeah, that's what happens if you read a thread on a website it happens to you it takes a decade And it takes someone else footage or pictures of X-ray and Vav from RTX. Probably somewhere. You guys should definitely talk to each other. Or can we superimpose this? You can buy pull one up on somebody's Twitter feed. Didn't you tweet one? Yeah.

You didn't? Did you? Somebody did of you. So Matt's wife Anna made these two incredible costumes for X-ray and Vav. And I remember when I walked in when you guys were getting fitted for them. That was like the best day. I was testing on my cup. Yeah. It was a great day. That's always the thing when you guys were getting fitted for them. Yeah. That was like the best day. I was testing out my cup. Yeah.

It was a great day. Oh, that's always the thing when you wear it a super. You're a thing. It's like cup or no cup. You got to like sort of make that call. And even if it doesn't wear a cup, you make you work. I got to be confident. Also, it was one of those people like we've worked with some people that didn't wear a cup.

Yeah, I wear the cup. No, because I did too much definition of it. I did look at myself without the cup. I wouldn't know because I've never ever Looks down in that direction ever really someone's wearing a superhero costume. They got like a copies I'm not I don't want to know on your own like you you you know No, you were a stunt double or you were an extra a Sq. We're standing for action a bunch of photo double work photo double yeah photo double

uh... that's really apparently on the first x-men on the first x-men movie to get to where the full will green like black x-men costume and all that yeah but it was funny because i was hired not to say an info will read us fired to uh... hired to i'm certain already drunk the photo double cyclops yeah james mason and they put me yeah and then they put me there was a confusion and they did this

unbelievably expensive shot and then didn't and then at the end of the shot they realized oh he's in the Wolverine costume And then they were just yelling and a like Brian Sanger was a director of that and they were already over over I was a thousand interesting day, but talented guy didn Did it make you, when you were wearing it? I was not at fault. Did it make you walk differently? Because it addresses you better. Yeah, you know that when OJ was trying to fit the glove on. Yeah, and I'm like, it was like that except an entire costume.

I was in the store, but it was literally... I was in the store yesterday, and it was Hugh Jackman on the cover. The, being Hugh Jackman. Do you like an guy, yes or no? Absolutely. Yeah, I was actually was I got a conversation with Ashley And I got mad at her because she didn't like you. It was the gayest conversation. I've ever had like I brought a good looking you Jack miss you guys. I was okay. Go. No, he's a good looking dude She's okay. Go. What the fuck is wrong? You he's gorgeous

Brad Pitt Right What are her? What is the dog on Brad Pitt? Eh? Right? Eh, he's doing this. He's one of those guys. He looks good, but it's like... He can sing. It dance. Aaron's also shaking her head.

He gave that to women like singing dancing, man. But Joel, you'll appreciate this. He was on the cover of this magazine. And it was Hugh Jackman's 10 Steps to Romance. I was like, Joel, what do you think Step number one is for Hugh Jackman? For his 10- $10 do you think step number one is for you Jack? For his ten million dollars. Step number one, what do you think is the one that's high? What's up?

I'm going to go down that road. Does he need ten steps? He needs two steps. That's right, one in the room. He's my name, Patron. That's it. Two steps passed's hard. Do you think he evacies pants on a go?

Or are they already off by the time my contact is made? He's actually never seen a woman in pants. Yeah. He, according to him, everyone's naked all the time. They just disintegrate? Or he just turns, he turns and looks, and it's like naked women and it's close hitting the wall, before this possible wall behind them.

And the screens, right? It's like what the Patrick Stewart scripts and X-rays. Is he like the top dude? Is he like the best looking dude? No. Oh, she's going to come up with some terrible. This is the best looking dude. Yeah, look, before she answers, here's the problem with men and women, the way that they judge like the top people.

Like, you and I might agree and Gavin, like say, who's the best looking woman? And we say, oh, I'd be ex, like this woman because she has this shape and this great hair and all this beautiful woman. Women always have like some weird fucking qualifier that makes no sense. It's like, oh, I like this guy a lot. He's like my number one because he looks like

he'd know how to change a tire. It's like, what the fuck is that? What does that mean? So Barbara, what is your number one? I can't remember his name. He's a green lantern. Fucking Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds.

Key can change a tire. Oh, he's hell. Ryan Reynolds. If you're watching this podcast and I know you're here. Is he married? Has he ever changed a tire? I mean, maybe in a movie. See, I mean, most actors that you think about for like the hottest guy on earth. Why hasn't changed the tire?

Yeah, who do you think the hottest guy? Hot is guy. Yeah, why asking me about the hottest guy? Oh, please you had that costume Yeah, it has no issues with this you you're putting up a fuss. You have no issues with this at all. Who's the hottest guy? I'm an answer what's the what's the name of that dude hey what's up? That's a good looking dude. All right. Well, that's not the best picture. Yeah, he's fine. He's running It's only just a lot of a tornado Background is trying to give gas when you get flipped out of a tornado land and stand up. That's what you look like Yeah Gavin you have to answer an answer for you who is that dude

uh... the watchman who is the dude in the watchman which is the gg no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Oh, you like the the Oz Mandeus dude. He's a right. I mean there you go. Wasn't he the dude in Prometheus do no that's a different dude different dude. All right. I'll look it up. That is The dude from something else We need Jack here. All right. Yeah, he's your question. Who's who's number one hottest hottest woman in the world woman? Yeah, jolly Angelie jolly. Yeah, she's hot. Oh jolly. Yeah. Jolie. Angelina Jolie?

Yeah, she's hot. Oh, Jolie. Yeah. No, I disagree with that. All right, everyone's saying no. She's a little too skinny for my liking. Clearly wrong about that one. No, she's fine.

Oh no, Alexis Blu-Dell. I knew it. Who's Alexis Blu-Dell? She's mine from our girl. You're a girl. I say my sister's brown hair. You watched that show? No, I watched it in the city where she's in that.

She's a blue-eyed whore. But she looks really good uh... i don't know who you're talking about she actually does play a prostitute he's not just being at home no yet apparently there's a movie in june seven called the watchman

it only has six stars not as good as watchman did you guys like watchman that plural it was i start with you. What does that mean? So no? That's what it's all about me.

I don't know how I can't load this picture. It's right. I mean, good Lord. You're talking about Matthew Good. See, that is the best a woman has ever looked ever, I think. Yeah, you always show that picture. Yeah, she's like super hot. She's a girl from Sin City?

She is? That is from Sin City. Oh, is that the girl from Sin City? That's the she's from from since city. She isn't that is from since the oh That's a girl. Yeah, that's why she's from since city. Well, there you go. I think like she's my number one Really? Yeah, I have always liked Jenny McCarthy even though she went to like the crazy don't take medicine thing And I know No, your boyfriend's watching this crazy. I don't take medicine people. She just knows you not to do vaccines And it's like and now she's on the view. It's't take minutes of people. She just tells you not to do vaccines. And now she's on the view.

It's like she's doing everything her power to reduce her attractiveness. And it's just not working for me. I know it's a fact. I imagine how she feels about us. What's that? What are you saying you'll still attracted? Yeah, even though she's like, don't take vaccines.

Like, go back to like rubbing herbs on yourself. And don't, you know, be on a shitty show in the middle of the day got a show that you know what's that like loose women no the loose women yeah with the show in the UK yeah okay it's like four it's like four old birds chat about like menopause and stuff

loose women and they can't lose women could lose women to talk about it actually we've been wrong actually played a uh... slow-mo guys video on loose women did they really and they talked about it Now under the daily topic about menopause yeah, loose women it exists loose women is a British lunchtime show

First broadcast in 1999 it consists of a panel of four women who interviews celebrities and discuss topical issues ranging from daily politics and current affairs to celebrity gossip. No mention of menopause. Right, I know, they're always. As of 2012, I believe you have a program that's right up and stuff. Like a 1.1 million viewers daily. So apparently whatever they're talking about is more like that's good. You go to remember that. No, that's good for daytime anywhere. Okay. Yeah. And whatever they're talking about

it's more valid than what we're talking about sure. Let's see compare this women to the view. I can't believe they call loose women Yeah, I don't know. So that means it's me different than the UK not as a I know it's weird But Barb you we had weird thing where Barb and I went to go see and gave you were there We would go see an early screening of World War Z Yeah, and for whatever reason, well, we know

Kind of guess why they were worried about the performance of the movie so Brad Pitt showed up at the Westgate theater in Austin, Texas on a Tuesday and started Biting people to intro the movie pretty much Over to infect people with love of the movie, but that was that was shocking that he would, like, you could tell the guy got off his jet, came racing across town, popped in the theater, and ran out of the theater to go get back on the jet and go to a different city. He was in four different cities that day. Yeah, so crazy.

So you're in the same room as Brad Pitt. Yeah. Any stirrings? No, I mean, it was cool. Very. It's one of those things where it's like, you see it's celebrity in front of you. I never really get star struck. Yeah. But it was kind. Very cool. It's one of those things where you see a celebrity in front of you. I never really get star struck.

But it was kind of just like, oh, I've seen Scott and Talbyshine's in the same room. That's cool. I wasn't like, ah! I think Gemma has a pretty good video of us reacting to it. Gemma, I really like Brad Pitt a lot. But look at the picture. He seems like a really nice guy. Those are whatever you're doing on that screen, that's more important.

I'm not talking for specific. Can I tell you're doing on that screen. That's that's more important Can I can I take some of what we're talking he's growing to all the RTX photos? Look at all those dangerous thing to put on my feed. Why we have never know what's gonna pop up. Oh God There you are right. Hey, that was terrible The we expose our audience to that. Can we talk a little bit about the encapsulated environment of RTX without Sounding like this is gonna potentially be a very douchey conversation, but I want to have it because I think it's a very real conversation is that we have very popular shows. We have very popular podcasts, we have very popular animated shows, we have very popular shorts, popular gameplay shows, all that. But the environment of RTX is far different experience for us

than it is like every other day. We might go out and get, I don't know what your guys experience is like, I get recognized in the public. As far as I know, I get recognized in public. Maybe about once every two weeks, once a month. And then when we go to PAX, it's more, or like Comic Con, because you have a mixture of people who go there and some of them watch our stuff and we'll stop and say hello Just like packs RTX is totally different RTX is 8,000 people who are

Intimately familiar with all of our productions and a lot of them are there to see us and we're actually working hard to make sure That people understand that future iterations of RTX. It's not it can't possibly be a 10,000 person meet and greet It's just it's not sustainable to do that. It's literally impossible. There's only 15 of us. It's not possible. But I, it is very, even after 10 years of doing this stuff, it is really, really interesting to have the experience of what it's like to actually be famous. Because in that environment with those people that closed environment, I think that's what it's like to be legitimately famous I don't know. I mean, maybe I mean, I don't know

But I felt like if I open the door and walked In direction like across the convention hall. I had like plan how I was gonna go. I feel like I Who knows I feel like I've been in On a million sets for the million. I feel like I've met a million famous people Yeah, and on those sets it wasn't like the dynamic, or TX. Well, that's a work environment, though. Well, not worse, but it was just like more extreme. Like more extreme.

Yeah, I've had it. It's a very celebrity-like experience. I don't know if you feel comfortable talking about it, but it's at the mixer. Yeah, I mean, I just didn't realize how when you have 10,000 fans come in, that they are in Austin. They're like around, even like, adventures. Not especially that area. So I kind of got, uh, I went to the mix and I had to leave because I ended up

smithing against the wall and like, I would finish signing something and then like 17 people would tap me. I was like, I was getting a bit claustrophobic. So I just left. But I think like a hundred people followed me into the street as well. And we're just seeing me in the street. I was like, oh my god, this is app. That would be one time in my life.

And it was during Toronto, yeah, like the third one or whatever. I don't know what happened. I just RVBTO was prior to RTX was the biggest Rushi fan event as he barber ran that for a couple years. Yeah, I was helping run that event after a couple years of attending it. Longest running one too. Yeah, it ran for eight years event after a couple of years of attending it. Longest running one, too. Yeah, it ran for eight years, and it's continuing on under a different name, but there's always a huge fan event Toronto, a big, big population there.

But that was, that was a full, like Gavin Island, we went down to Australia last year, we go to parties and after parties and stuff like that. And that's even like a shorter experience for that. But this was like a full three day weekend of that experience. And it really gave me a perspective on what legitimately famous, like broadly famous people must go through. It's like, if like Brad Pitt or somebody that we were just talking about, walks into a Starbucks, that is like, that's an undertaking, you know, it really, again, I don't think it's that, I don't think it's like that. I don't think it's that heightened. It must be. Brad Pitt must I mean you probably

Without someone asking for your autograph everyone in though. I mean someone could ask Good look at everyone in that star box. It's changed that day Creeps in with a hat and sunglasses Well, I Haven't depending on how famous you are You're not gonna know. Well, I don't know. I haven't. Depending on how famous you are, I'm gonna be very nice to you. Did you hear about the terrible thing

that I did at RTX? I'm, what's the deal? The one? The one character? Well, please, you have to tell me. I realized that because I was, I had a lot going on, like I was on a lot of panels and a lot of stuff.

So I couldn't just freely walk around because I wouldn't get anywhere in time. So Jack had the idea to just wear a creeper head mask. Oh, so I did that. I put it on and I tested it. I just walked out of the behind the scenes part and I was like, and I walked around freely. But I walked around freely and nobody was looking at me

or talking to me. I was like, this is brilliant. So I was walking around, I was looking at everything. But on the first night, it was like attached to a GoPro. Yeah. The first night I he was in the like, a tattooed GoPro. Yeah. The first night I met this really cool dude, I think he's 15, and he made Lego statues.

And I was talking to him, I was talking to him and his mother, and they were talking to me, they wanted me to go and take a picture because his guy builds like, full size Lego statues. And each one took him like, 100 hours to build. They're like, life size statues. That's awesome. So I put the thing on and I was like, right, I'm gonna go find this dude and try and sneak a picture with him before people see me.

So I walked around and I found it and I just walked up to him in the thing and I cut to that at some point But I there it is so see they're actually like full-size Yeah, I didn't even know that what you what you can see in that picture is that there's one sat down in a chair, right? So I go I stand in his booth with him and his mother's there ready to take the picture I take on my creeper hat and I hit one of the statues with it the head comes off and just goes I like smash into a thousand pieces and I'm just looking at and everyone's turn to look at me And I've got my hat up and I just look at the ground. I'm looking here. I look at his mom. I look at everyone. I'm just like So I just take the creeper hat and put it on the Lego statue with a head And he's ran no, I just took a picture with him and put it on the Lego Stuggy with the head. Did you really? Yeah, and he's ran?

No, I just took a picture with him and I took it and I was like, I'm really sorry, and I slept. But everyone knew it was me at that point. It took me like 20 minutes to get my face. See, I always thought that those were fake, and now I know they're real. So we have, they're also in the actual lab. And that was a sign, he built it there, right?

That was a sign that said, these are glued, but they're very delicate. Do not touch, and I just, wow, so they run glued. They were glued. I just swung the head. I can't see in the thing. I didn't even know that was one next to me.

I was just like, and it just flew off. Ballocks it. How did you feel? I felt awful. I still feel bad. Yeah, that is, you should feel bad. I do. And I'm really sorry that I broke your leg. Oh head

See in this guy killer like somebody wrote somebody wrote on Twitter and see be this is why we talk about the sustainability of RTX like an 8000 now going to probably what do you think next year 16,000 people 15 to 20? 15 to 20s were aiming for is I was talking to Jeff about this Somebody wrote and this is Shweer fever. I got that completely wrong, by the way. Shma'a Fever. Shweeer Fever. One of my main goals at Rject was to meet at Bernie, but I simply wasn't able to.

And it's like, that's how I feel like. It's like, we met a bunch of people, but I always feel like it's like, the person who was got to the front of the achievement underline, which was like six hours on something. I think I was seven hours. Seven hours. People were missing everything just to be in the

life missing panels missing yeah well think about it you with there you could meet all six of you guys I mean you know I mean they all the achievement her guys and one go that's probably all you were doing that whole convention was trying to get them right right probably go to many panels you probably didn't see other people I mean there's just probably a lot of people to watch just your shows I mean if you think about that that would go to RTX and they show up and they get in that line. It's like they can meet all of you guys. And then there were some people that just because you have

to be, you were on how many panels for? I was the pole panels. Yeah, so they would get to the front of the line for seven hours and it would be the 20 minutes to an hour and a half that you were just gone. And then they didn't get your signature. That, that like, that hurts, man. It's like, I tried to get hold of everybody

and it kills me to read stuff like that. Autographs are something that we are definitely gonna improve on next year, both in terms of space that we have allocated, time, schedule, all that stuff. And we talked a lot about it. There's been a lot of like post-mortem stuff. Everybody had a great time,

like even when I would talk to somebody and they'd go, yeah, I waited seven hours in line to meet the Shimmer guy. So I was like, seven hours while I was like, yeah, it was awesome. I was like, okay, great. And everybody seems to really the shimmer guys. I was like seven hours while I was like, yeah, it was awesome. I was like, okay, great. You know, and everybody seems to really enjoy the experience. The common thing I keep hearing is that like, even if it was a big event style, like show or panel or signing, that even long time in line to wait, they were meeting all the people

around them, which is the whole point of the community. Exactly. Yeah. And everyone, I didn't find the difficult tool to keep my energy up the whole time. Like even if we are still there all day, like everyone was so nice and happy to see us. But that was like energy providing in itself. Exactly. Yeah, obviously it was a very tiring weekend. And afterwards I was like,

I wanted to like a few events like after the show ended, like some community things people were running. And everyone's like, man, how are you out? Like you must be so tired. I'm like, surprisingly, you know, like just the energy of being around everyone is partially adrenaline I guess yeah and you know that it's a weird thing because every individual experience is very energetic and awesome There's everyone so great and everyone so nice and every individual one is Great and positive but somehow it adds up to like being this was all in your endurance run

If I think about it. This is like the first event where I had a Sort of a full-on production thing I had to think about I really had to think about it And I really had to apply a lot of energy you do that and it and it it it screwed me because I spent so much time Sort of focusing on that it really like I Feel like I didn't I wasn't able to give back as much stuff wanted to give back and I feel like I wasn't able to like meet as many people as I could have and that was, this was the first event I sort of felt not great about coming out on a personal level because it's like I felt like I couldn't, I felt like

I could have met more people and just, you know, it's tough when it's like when you're doing a production and a convention. And panels and energy. Yeah. But we'll probably hit a jacked on this conversation just so we don't like get into like do she territory talking about this stuff too much. But what you just described I think is a microcosm of what we deal with here on a regular basis, which is production comes first and we always kind of have to remember that is that making the stuff that people want to see

is always got the priority of over all the other stuff, you know what I mean. And then it means traveling to events. Like we all miss events like it packs and Comic Con or if somebody's coming to a tour because we're out on production set and that's really at the end of the day the most important thing. I think. Yeah, I still do she know. Yeah, well, I think people appreciate that. But you know, what were you working on?

Talk where you're working to work. Can you talk about it? I don't think I can't talk about it. I don't want to talk about it I know what you're working. All right. You don't want to talk about it. Okay. Keep you see I think it's better. I'm working on a robot To smash humanity From the moon to So Jack is in Australia So Jack is in Australia so jack is in Australia which is good and which is bad because you just have another thing

right now yeah and he has a puppy more to come on that later hey oh what's that what he said for someone who has a dog he tends to leave a lot

yeah he does he has to leave a lot. Yeah. Yeah, he does. He's kind of a jerk. Hey, I have to read this thing. He just got the dog, though. The dog's like smaller dog. Camer's mind. I need to be like us.

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You have to connect it. No, no, no, you You have to connect it. No. No? No. You blew two. I blew two. Okay. But I went out and bought a separate audio so I don't know how drive in the car. I didn't have a choice. Like the guy I got I got my car used and the guy who had the car he did all sorts of shit to it and I had to undo some of that shit and whatever. So it was never I didn't have chance. But I love that. But the thing is is that for whatever reason my truck has decided It likes Ashley more than it likes me even though I've driven this car for years. Well, that makes Just yeah, it's like every time we get in the car together

It grabs her phone and it starts playing her Harry Potter Potter Harry Potter and I So listen to Harry Potter audiobook though. I should listen to it because we did a thing of the day I know it's too late. We did we were recording some of those videos. You can't correct it now We recorded those were at can't question can't correct your answers now my Harry Potter got it all wrong It's an ambush me in my interview show where I sing is Harry Potter and is a for your first mistake Listen, no one be the most intelligent thing I said during no one with the name platter as even in the books I actually thought I knew about Harry Potter. I know shit. Isn't it set in the 80s?

Harry Potter. Yeah, I don't know. He said I don't know. I'm gonna go any of the ingredients. We're getting we're getting one of these What? Don't want me to ruin what the Harry Potter novels Harry Potter and Bush interviewed they did with me. Okay I can say that that's now Harry Potter. Hey Brandon. Hey Brandon. Hey Brandon. Why is he screaming? What's wrong with you Brandon? That's the podcast is an informative show in your potter world. That talks about the daily life and production schedule of Rooster Deeds productions. Production studio. Right? Right? Now he works at Pogsworth right? Is that correct? Pogsworth, I want to hear it within the next Let's Play.

What's in the next, X? For some reason, I feel like we could give a bullet point, but it wouldn't ruin. This is what's gonna happen in the next play. In the next play, you're gonna have a square of dirt, and you're gonna run a bit hill. And then someone said you on fire, and then Michael screams, Jeff laughs.

Let me tell you why it doesn't matter. Let me tell you, Brandon. and then someone said you're on fire and then Michael screams, Jeff laughs. And he goes, let me tell you why it doesn't matter. Let me tell you, Brandon. Don't shake your phone, but see. Why is he annoyed? Let me tell you why it doesn't matter. Somebody literally tweeted to me just now, Barbara, read what that guy just wrote to me.

He wrote, you guys should do a Bernie versus Harry Potter interview video. There you go, Brandon. We just literally said what he did and now they're suggesting that we do it. Hey, I'm before you cut it before you cut away from that shot I just want to point out at the audience can see that big thing in the background a big giant mixing board Nobody knows how to fucking use it that guy back there pretending that guy is pretending

He's pretending he's a guy in Star Trek is like at the telequarter and he's like yes captain I'm working the top that's the guy It's like the guy that only uses two buttons out of 200. Yeah, that's a prop That's a prop that we bought from Paramount. It's just it's cardboard. There's nothing to that. I want Patrick to press a different Button on that we did one We just have the audience pick random buttons on the next Different he did it. Hey Nothing nothing happened the poll cuss just to know he's gonna do an audio he did it. He did it. Hey! Nothing happened.

The poll cost just $10. He's listening to an audiobook on there. He's listening to an audiobook on there. Oh, Chris. So what is, have you guys ever listened to any audiobooks ever? Yes. What's the best audiobook to any... All economy.

All economy stuff. All economy stuff. Well, what's a good primer? Like, everyone's interested in your financial life. What is like the book? No, no, no, shut up. What is a good book that people should read about the economy? There is a group of how economy grows and why crashes? What's it called?

That's a title of book. But how economy? It's incredibly basic. When it is incredibly basic, why are you so keen? People can understand it. Members of Congress can understand it and if they had fucking read it, maybe we'd have a fucking vote. I have a question. You know how I'm Economy is 300 and 60 percent. Do you know what that is? That is our, that's the world-wide debt to GDP. 360 percent For fuck's everybody's not saying both though Who's not that's who's not that same boat? If everybody owes the money, who do we owe to? Who do owe to it? How the fuck are they in a list of the world conversation? I get caught up with that with people I was like we just don't pay back which that's fine. We should just

Total cataclysm and that's fine. I'm good for the total cataclysm better better not pay the debt just default better to default on your debt than to inflate But they will never default they will inflate How many people asked you to talk about finance with them at RTX? I like a couple. A couple? I think anybody has a question? Hey, Joel, how can we not reach? Anybody ask that question over here?

I get that occasionally. Hey, so I am, how an economy grows and why crash is available on audible.com? It is. You can use your gift code to listen to Joel's advice and be, so, if you can, you will understand better than your professor who wrote you remember Peter shifts and Andrew shift and Andrew's related they're probably brothers So you know how the economy is good and it goes bad right good bad and then it kind of repeats

Sickle goal is the rep to secular secular goal secular But is it getting quicker like if it is good for 30 years and then crap and Would it then be like good for 20 years and be crap like is the cycle shrinking or is it the same every time? Yeah, we the cycle is shrinking and we are getting to half life and it's accelerating So eventually it's not it's not gonna improve. It's going downwards It's getting worse like money supply. This is what you're boring This is gonna get boring. Money supply has to grow and reserve fractional banking money supply has to grow. And we went from one trillion and then we printed 10 trillion. So from 10 trillion, we have to keep growing that line.

You're attacked by crack and socks. Hey, 10 trillion. That's what happens. That's what happens. You talk about the economy. You get attacked by a sock. You get attacked by crackin socks. Hey! Ten trillion. That's what happens. That's what happens when you talk about the economy. You get attacked by a sock. Yeah. You get attacked by a sock. It's not hard to put my socks in the shot. No, but I understand. No one...

What's on the bottom of my sock? We have a... What's... Hey, we're just on the green screen. Hey, we're just on the green screen. Oh! Look who it is. They wrote a moment with Monty.

Mr. Monty Ome. Holy shit, guys. How you doing? I want to get back to work. Oh, is that why you're telling the show Mr. Hurry up and talk to you? Yeah.

What are you working on? Tell us what you're working on, Monty. Ruby. And that debuts when. Thursday. Right, girl. Yeah. What time?

What time Thursday? I don't know. Do you want me to tell you? Yeah, bring on. I don't know. Five o'clock PM Central for sponsors, 7 PM Central. Oh, the public. The public. Just put your mouth on I do it. Did again, say it again so we can hear it.

Well, I mean they probably can hear it's five. Five PM central for sponsors seven PM central for the public on Ruchertit.com. Awesome. Back to Monty. Monty, how excited are you? Monty is launching his first show. You know, Gavin, I were just talking about this in the kitchen earlier. Awesome back to Monty Monty how excited are you Monty is launching his first show you know Gavin I were just talking about this a kitchen earlier. I'm so past that That like three shows ahead of you guys like I got I got more ideas coming

Oh, should we just show all the episodes at this point to throw a dump no No Miles is branching waving his arms no right now. I wish I wish but no it's all It's all up here. It's all happening. So if you die, we're all screwed. Oh, man. There's a little yaying action.

A little yaying. I mean, RTX was nuts. Right, guys? It was fucking crazy. Yeah, we showed the first episode of Ruby at RTX, which was amazing. The crowd reaction was great. They gave us this standing ovation.

I went to that panel. It was top. It was the only panel I went to. Really? I was backstage that I was watching Ruby from Behind I gotta say it was kind of I gotta say it was kind of interesting because I watched a little bit of that panel Yeah, and at the Ruby panel the audience sings happy birthday to Barbara and during the Roostery podcast panel We all try and fucking kill each other Very different dynamic. I was thinking about singing happy birthday to Bernie, but this

Very different dynamic. I was thinking about singing Happy Birthday to Bernie, but this Happy lap. We have a bit of a younger audience, I think. And better. Yeah. A better audience. I like to be honest. Listen, the lightning round was a lot of fun. I gotta say something to you. I I Feel like I feel compelled to talk about one of the things that keep reading about when people watch the livestreams and people But one of the things that keep reading about when people watch the live streams of people asking questions, they keep talking about cringe worthy, a lot of the questions are awkward there. We've been through not 10 years of conventions, probably 8 years of conventions we've been going to say.

We've seen some pretty low level cringy stuff. I mean, we really have. It's always kind of disappointing to me. It's like, I thought the questions we got at least in the River's Blue Panel and the podcast panel. I thought we made something out of those. I thought they were great. Yeah, they were fun. Especially were great. I've been in my bed and panels where there are people who ask

10 minute questions. I mean, they literally will just stand at the mic and just talking to you like you got to stop talking and ask a question. But it always bothers me. I gotta say it away. It always bothers me when the audience like rips on the audience. When the audience doesn't like the audience. Does that make sense? Like this. They just like every time somebody gets up to the mic, everyone's like, oh, this guy's a fucking idiot, this guy's cringeworthy, stuff like that. And you know, to some degree, what's Manny doing? He's talking on the phone. Sorry, moment with Manny, you're gonna get back to him.

But to some degree, there is some of that like when people come at us, we fire back. And I think that's just part of the dynamic that we have. Yeah. It's the humor style. Yeah, I think it's okay for us to be jerks I don't know it's okay for us. I don't know. I know what you're saying with jokes, right? Yeah Well, it's different when you know someone versus not. Yeah, I think we try to make it clear We're making a joke make sure that we get to know every single person who asks us a question Oh, Monty look to someone. Pratio. You gotta get back to work, nobody. Yeah, I do. So what should people look forward to? What do you hope the reaction from the audience

is gonna be for Ruby season one episode one? Man, I don't even remember what's going on episode one anymore. Like working on those. All right, miles, come, miles, come down. Come down, miles. I'll sit over there. Are you excited though, you've been working on Ruby for how long now?

Well, it's, I mean, kind of since before even ten and it so that was fun right? Yeah I did a did you get a chance to watch the video that I did with Miles where we put it. Yeah I did. Yeah limbo limbo. Yeah limbo we play. It was awesome Bernie we got to do one of those sometimes too. Yeah we should we should definitely do that. In fact I I I had a game in mind that I'd like to play with you but I hate that game. Oh you do do everybody's comment when I talked about that game That's why it brained my go fucking crazy. I got it. I got I got actually the shit reasons I mean I was a combat designer and I Oh really yeah, all right

Well, we'll talk about them. We'll do something. Well, we'll mention it well the So in the in the video that we did we talked about how the my first experience with Ruby was you were working on season 10 and you took like a break from animating red versus blue season 10 and all of a sudden you had this like, Niper's, Scythe weapon up on your screen. That was the very first thing I saw from Ruby. I didn't really have, I didn't really take a break. It was more like as soon as RVV10 was done, I was like straight and you, you walked

in that rainy Sunday and it was like, yep. I was I was still working. It was awesome because RVV 10 went so smoothly that it was just I had the energy left to start on Ruby right off the bat. I mean we started, you know, having those iHOP meetings. We're probably going to have an iHOP meeting tonight. But right, and I just made that trailer and then it was just bam. We just kept going from there. So that was fun. The response has been absolutely ridiculous. In a great way. I mean, it has people cosplaying and people doing fan art and all this stuff. It's just shot from the panel. It's too bad. Man, it's too bad. Like we couldn't get as many people as we wanted to into the room. Like we always at what was that room was like 3000 5000 and then we had a downstairs area that people were watching. I think it was another couple hundred.

Not even even on the Saturday panel and on the Sunday panel after we're and then we had a downstairs area that people were watching, I think it was another couple hundred. Yeah, I mean, over full area, in case people couldn't get into the three thousand. And even on the Saturday panel and on the Sunday panel after we were like fitting people in, and people were still like repeat views. They just, I had people raise their hands like, who's here at a second time or a third time? And I was like, shame on you guys.

It was really funny. I saw that, and then you were like, Ha, ha, ha, it's okay. Ha, ha, ha, yeah, it was okay. But the people at Saturday heard. Yeah, they weren't too happy. But, you know, you, ha, it's okay. Yeah, it was okay. But the people outside heard. Yeah, they weren't too happy. But you know, you'll see anyone who couldn't see it last weekend, we'll see it this Thursday. So it's gonna be awesome. Yep.

We're still working pretty hard on it. So it's gonna be a lot of fun. It was really cool. And ever there was a panel in the main bottom that filled up to the full 3000 because the entire convention hall seems so much more empty because it's almost a third of the people at the event ticket sold yeah so we are the way we do our counting what a concert different um... some count cons like some of the bigger ones

they'll count turn styles like how many people came in the doors but then people leave and come back to so they get like a hundred thirty hundred and forty thousand people the cons those are exactly accurate numbers. Why would you count that way? Just because it's bigger numbers. It sounds better. Yeah, it sounds better. You might as well just lie. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, it's just marketing stuff, you know. 50,000 people came to RTX. That'd be easier than counting turn styles. It would be. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Okay. Thanks, guys. You're right. How about 100,000 came? Why not?

We were bigger than the telecoms. I just started to see the point of doing that. But it was tough because I feel like we could have had a 5,000 seat panel room. Yeah. We would have filled that and there would have literally been nobody else wandering the halls.

Yeah. The problem with the Austin Convention Center is that the halls are great. Except the panel rooms they have available. That's pretty much the most you could get in one place. Unless we got like a whole other exhibit hall basically. Yeah. Yeah, essentially. Yeah, which I think we last year we used one of the exhibit halls,

but partitioned part of it off. Oh, that was just a ballroom. Yeah, it was a ballroom. So it's okay. So it's sure it will be great. Monty, congratulations on a great showing at RTX. Yeah, Ruby episode one. Well, congrats to the whole team. They were all there and you know it. It was awesome. I mean, they're back at the studio right now, plugging away. I mean, this weekend alone, I mean, after RTX, it's like everyone was dying, but we still got to keep going.

But I mean, they're over there right now, and I got to go work with them. But it's cool that they all got to have like a moment, which is great, because they're all very excited. Miles was giggling like a little girl when people were laughing at his jokes. It was pretty cute. But yeah, I'm gonna head back over there and keep going. Keep going. Alright, nice. We're looking forward to it. Man, can't wait to see it. See, I was going to ask him, I was going to ask him about the character that was behind him.

The green screen says the green screen joke. Green screen jokes never work. Never work, not once. I think this is Chad, that joke. If you ever have to act against something you couldn't see on a green screen. You ever have to pretend something was there that was totally ridiculous. Yeah, reverse the blue.

What? What? Voice acting is like that. Yeah, but you don't film in your face. Every time I talk to Bernie, it's like that. Too much. I'm mad at somebody calling like that much I see like ping pongs I'm gonna be sure that it yeah so yeah so I mean it was it you were originally you were originally what was that audio auditorium shores is that smaller venue Palmer events center yeah we originally wanted to throw it there right well I did I was

the only one though yeah you were on island there I was yeah yeah I think it's a that smaller venue. Palmer event center. Palmer event center. We originally wanted to throw it there, right? Well, I did. I was the only one though. You were on an island there. I was. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's a bit of a last year that I want to do that one. It's true, but now at least we, they got a shift to feel out the convention center. I mean, you feel like it things went a lot smoother this year.

Yeah, the great thing about this year is that we had all new problems. How many? Which doesn't sound good, but we didn't make any of the same mistakes from last year as we did this year. How many guardians do we have? We had about 300 this year. Wow. And we guys say they did a phenomenal job. And as much as, you know, we've talked here about like,

you know, we want everybody to have a really good experience and when somebody didn't get a chance to meet us that wanted to, that we all were like, oh, that was killer. The guardians had one of the toughest jobs because they had to keep order. And a lot of times keeping order meant Hey, we have to cap this line because they deliver a lot of bad news

They had deliver bad news. Yeah, it's a lot of people and they they they took that really hard a lot of Because their fans well and in fact a lot of a lot of the guardians couldn't go to events That they wanted to because they were busy with some duty as a guardian Yeah, like some of them had requested time off to go to a panel or something and that would be incorporated in a break, but it just came to the point that they had to step up and couldn't see what they wanted to see. Like the guardian that had to hang around Gus all weekend, that was a sacrifice. That was like a whole black hole. I think your PA did quite an awesome job with you. She's a great job. Yeah. She was great. Yeah. Everyone was great. She got my car keys from me. There you go. We got to take my car.

So that worked out. Braille wants me to point out that it's raining here, and we have a tin roof over our heads, because this is a professional studio. So, and that the audio is not shitty, you're just hearing rain. So I guess that means the audio is not shitty because you can hear the rain.

No. Rain, I told him before. I thought he asked about that beforehand. I said, it's a rain effect the audio in a negative way. And then I never, I don't feel like it got an answer back on that. The answer is now yes. Apparently. Is that board? Does that giant board work into that somehow? Brandon, it's more like a toilet for you. They're button or like a knob, a knob button.

So while we're on the topic of events, should we say what we have coming up? Yes. Sure. Let's do that. Where do we have coming up? Yes, sure, let's do that. What do we have coming up? Do you know? All right, we know what's happening. San Diego Comic Con this weekend as well as PAX Australia. PAX Australia will be at booth 1121 and it's going to be Melbourne. Melbourne, yes, it's going to be Bernie, Jack and Gus.

And then San Diego Comic Con will be booth 1437. Same place as last year and I think it's going to be Miles, Chris, Kathleen, Cara, and I think that's it. And you guys are taking the tower of pimps with you on that trip, right? I'm not going on these trips. They could. So, I'm still making a point of saying Ego Comic Con, that makes no sense to me. I think they just chose people from various departments and to represent certain shows. Okay.

But you have reasons to go. Yeah. And you're not going to change. What's that? What? Shiny weather. Which by the way, it's raining in Austin. How happy is raining in Austin?

I looked at the weather forecast. It looks like it's going to be raining for like a week. A week. I can't drink. It's awesome. Why is that awesome? Because it was a, did you see it? Were you here last week? Yeah, I was swimming every day. Let's talk

We have row with you. Well sure was too hot a hundred and six. How can you add to swim Joe? Let me show them. So I'm too hot. Well, you swim in a hot-telling no and you're like I'm a crop He's swimming in a cold drink on you You think crawfish are swimming When they're in boiling blood, that's like a good time. We're so happy. They're a little diving board. Now I go up one at a time and stuff it.

Have you ever killed a lobster? Have I ever killed a lobster? What do you just like pop them in the boiling water? I've never, I've never cooked a lobster I can say. I've never done that. I've even done a stack of the top of the head. It's sort of, it's a weird thing because you don't really, you just throw them in the pot and then you,

you know what I'm gonna do? And then like they scream, they don't really have, they say, the pot and then you yeah, you don't matter You like they scream. Yeah, I don't really have what they say the gas They say gas yeah, and the gas is like wait Lobster Actually scream yeah, they make a screeching noise when you throw them in the boiling water But people say it's gas escaping their shell which when I scream it's also gas escaping through my mouth in a scream Yeah, that's exactly what that process is. Like in South Park, whatever somebody dies, they poop, right?

No. I think that's in South Park. In a while. If you die, that's correct, right? Miles is saying, he's supporting me. And Miles, hey Miles, when you die in South Park, what happens to you when you die in South Park? If you're Kenny or you can buy rats and if you're someone else, you should. If you're Kenny or your pants. If Kenny didn't always get in the right. South Park what happens to you when you die in South Park?

If you're When when people actually die do they you were a medical guy to the Super PACs it's a big problem with institutions They get So are the lobsters taking a poop in the boiling water? That matter boils it's actually better if your food poops before you eat it. Wouldn't you think? I don't know. Is it better on the inside or the outside?

When showfish, like with a shrimp, all you have to do is pull the anus out, don't you? That's like the only preparation. Yeah, but the blue. Pull the anus out? Well, you got to. The poop problem goes deeper than the anus. Do you know what an anus is? I mean, it's like, it's a whole back of the shrimp that you're taking off.

You're the whole back of the shrimp. They got a devaining, but it's not a vein. Yeah, it's like a long tube anus. It's calling, not anus. It's just different things. Yeah, but you pull it all out and then the anus pops off the end, doesn't it? The anus comes along with everything else, yeah. But you just take the anus, you've got the lot of stuff you want.

I'm staying, compared to a lot of other of other animals you have to dig up them and get all the giblets out and all that stuff with a shrimp you just pull the anus off and all the intestines stop I don't think shrimp has it it has like a poop track there's more of it does Barbara who else is going I'm also going to Vidcon which is August for support a three-year-old Vidcon what is August 1st of all, a 3rd year going to VidCon. What is VidCon? VidCon. VidCon?

VidCon is essentially YouTubeCon. Yeah. It's not even organized by YouTube. It's not organized by YouTube. It's not organized by YouTube. It's not organized by YouTube. It's not organized by YouTube. It's not organized by YouTube.

It's not organized by YouTube. It's not organized by YouTube. It's not organized by YouTube. It's not organized by YouTube. It's not organized by YouTube. It's not organized by YouTube. It's not organized by YouTube. It's not organized by I think the blog is the mafia isn't it the air what are their names John hang green and hang green and John and you keep saying Ben yeah and there's also a community event that same weekend called RVB UK it's a August 2nd to 4th I believe and I think there's a community group you can check out if you're in the UK we want to get that though but other cool people where is're in the UK. We won't be at that though. But other cool people. Where's it in the UK? I don't know.

It's in the group info. Don't you get it, Lesley? I saw it. It's been here, like, it's this here. Who's left in England? There anyone who got it right? It's John and Hank Green. Yeah.

Yeah. There's a vlog brothers. Anybody familiar with the vlog brothers? I had never heard of them before this. They're so loved following. You said they're loved? I don't get it. You don't get it. I've been active for six years. You haven't heard of the vlog brothers? No. They've been active for six years. They have some like weird army. What's it called the vlog army? No, not the eat army. It's some sort of thing Nerdfighters nerdfighters the nerdfighter gang sign. Yeah, is the Vulcan salute from Star Trek done on both hands That sounds made up no, it's a real deal so they run VidCon and that's like that'll be everybody from YouTube. We do guys from Smosh. Jane Dawson, Jenna Marbles,

just you'll be there. I'd like to meet Jenna Marbles. I'd like to meet Jenna Marbles. Yeah, she's real. Hey, this Rooster Teeth broadcast is brought to you by Hulu Plus with Hulu Plus. You get total control to watch thousands of shows wherever you want whenever you want. Be in John Full Seasons and watch your favorite current shows like Community, South Park, SNL, Monday Night Raw, RVB, I heard about that show. And more, right now, Rupert Death fans can get an extended free trial with Hulu Plus by going to Hulu Plus dot com slash Rupert Death.

That's Hulu Plus dot com slash Rupert Death. I don't know how Gus is able to concentrate. I'm not pointing to the fingers. I'm pointing to the link that's written under you. and the Yes, she's hot. And she's not 16. No, I think she is in her mid-twenties. Why did I have her knowing dogs? She's been, she's been around for a long time. Yeah, she did a, I heard her dogs have her own show. She did, she did something really cool. She just came out with a line of plushies for her dog.

A line of kermit. She came out with a line of Mr. Marble sold to her dogs. Yeah, she's funny. Do you seem like not a big audience? Do you she used to be do dogs buy do dogs have credit cards? Mm-hmm Yep can dogs buy her dogs can buy it. Why don't you have a pet? They're online. Why don't you have a pet Joel? You like cats so much and you like dogs so much and you have no pet Cats have personality problems and hair the only cat that is I can Joe Joe the cat is he's different Because I offer you to the cat at one point you wouldn't take him Not had him because my oldest kids a little bit of term, but I'm so glad I didn't give to you because now I've got there you go

And it lost it out Although just like my truck. He now likes actually more than me Which is a big fat I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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Are you making up? No, he has cat acne. He does. And that goes. Which apparently cats only get acne on their chin and he has acne on his chin. Uh-huh. It's blackheads. So we have to get a mix between a husky and a cool.

Oh my god. I saw that. I saw crosses between wolves and corgis. Yes. Can you imagine that? That's a photo of the others. If that's made up, I don't know, but there are other pictures. I saw crosses between wolves and corgis. Yes If that's made up I don't know but there are other pictures That's a real dog why would they look there can any dogs to shag each other? No, that's terrible. Why would you shave a bear? I don't know but why would that's what it's the bears with the the cack me But that trying to try to pull a sled along would be really funny

It would be there's I saw some there's some great looking um Corgi mixed wolf dogs out there They're better looking that one is cute, but weird. It's kind of stubby. It looks like yeah cute, but weird Yeah, I would take that dog Yeah, I guess I take it to but yeah, I mean Short dogs short dogs are where it's at We were talking about who we thought was really attractive. I thought I thought Hayden I'm not sure I'm here Pantissier

Pantissier So your love of dogs agree with it. We haven't been here. I did Is that what you're saying short? The things you like in women or what you like in dogs? Is that really like where this is going? No, I don't like it either That's exactly the path you took us on What's a firm do you like women who can lick their an a-tis? Oh Jesus We need like an anus

He's gonna take it somewhere. He's gonna pop it out He's gotta take it somewhere. He's gotta take it and pop it out. He's gotta take it somewhere. He's gotta take it and pop it out. He's gotta take it somewhere. You can put it in a blockade, take it to work. Then it's parry on. I've got a kill.

I've got a kill. I've got a kill. You're the host of the show. You took over for Gus. It's not just me and the host means you're a cannot go to the bathroom. Just don't think about liquid. Okay. All right.

Now we're getting a little. Best part of my day. I got a chinomarble. No, no, invading Joel shot with Genomarble shot. That's it. Everyone, everyone's for it. Yeah, I was just going to see that. See, those are not real dogs.

But then she's not finished. I know why people would say they look like beanie babies. People could buy them and then pretend to be Genomarbles. She is going to be the third person to pass 10 million subs on YouTube. She's about to pass. Smosh has passed it. I think Ryan Higa has passed it. No, no, I'm just going to be like, you know what is weird to me about the internet especially is just sort of like no matter how many people you think you know in the internet or videos or whatever. There's always

some guy you've never fucking heard of him. It's it's like oh you haven't heard of Ryan's frugal army. Ryan's frugal army. He's got like 50 million views for this video. Yeah every time I just like say my way so many same with Twitter as well I'll see I'll see you I'll see you account like 15 million followers, and I've never heard of that person in my life No, it's only true with the internet. Yeah like economists. I know the They just put up the no more two filters put up like the most viewed channels of June and Were number eight number one is I'm not gonna say it's right putty pie putty pie. I've never seen anything from this guy really sweetest dude One dude wildly popular. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he was a he was a now a cinema guy He was with machine. I'm a should say he was a guy. He was with the machine network

He left and now he's part of maker maker has like a game studio that they have as part of the whole thing and Game grumps around that as well, but yeah, we were actually we were number five u.s And that's across everything. That's across like one of the top so channels Not as efficient as jenna marbles. What is that? I'm gonna look up on vids that we are above her So put it by the puty-con is that it's a pretty fine this is most subscriber talking about note most views most views in june i think right i was on most subscribe okay now see is no i correct me for one i'm correcting myself here

jennim arbles is gonna cross ten million it's not uh... ryan hega who has ten million it's pp i i have ten point three million subs smosh is eleven point two million sub no is and jennim arbles nine point nine one four is a pp i let's go to the bathroom I have 10.3 million subs. Smosh is 11.2 million subs. No, and Jenna Marbles is 9.914. Is PewDiePie a last-go to the bathroom? I don't think so.

Yes, Joel, you can go to the bathroom for Christ's sake. It's connected. Why, I see not. I love you, Jill. How did that Harry Potter thing go? What were we talking about that? Yeah, get him out of here. Get him out here.

We can talk about, we can talk about something else. Here. I was talking about the Harry Potter thing go. What would talk about that? Yeah, get him out of here. Get him out here. We can talk about we can talk about something else here. I was talking about a Harry Potter thing. I weren't talking about Barbara's surprise birthday party. We have Brandon are we allowed to talk about Barbara's surprise birthday party? Now that's happened. I'm invited to that. It was a surprise. Is that okay? Brandon boggles up on that one. All right. Thanks. I got a thumbs up from Brandon. We're good. Why is he so red? Tell. He's very red. He's excited. Look at look at look at you to show you So Barb her birthday was July 2nd. Yes, and that felt like right in the middle of RTX prep It felt on the move in day for RTX The barber was like walking over the headset and clipboard instead of celebrating her birthday and getting her eye poked out and So we felt like I was also going to do a fourth of July

barbecue, pool thing at my house. Boba Q made that joke before. Damn it. I'm sure she like the moment it was said. Yeah. My friends, you went. But then it was July 4th. The very next day was the first day of RTX. Yeah. Fourth is when we started. Get out of here. You do what it's so low. You're in his face. That like the space like the ship is space everything so we

So I was gonna have a party July 4th at my house. I didn't want to though because there were so many people here Crunching to get the final renders of Ruby episode one done and there was a ton of people the convention center They were getting ready for the event the next day and I thought, damn it, if I have this thing in my house, I'm either gonna like draw people away who are supposed to be working hard on something at the last minute or there's gonna be people who are doing the right thing and can't come do it and they're gonna be pissed. And so I packed up my grill, came to the office and we did like a full barbecue at the office.

You put a lot of thought into that. Still leaving the people to come to the office. Ten years of management. Ten years of management. I've learned to think around corners for how people are going to hate me. I've learned. It's an acquired skill, trust me.

But so we decided that we were going to throw you a surprise party the week after our TX. We didn't say that. We told you we were coming to a party, but then you showed up. And it was a big surprise. You just basically told me it was in replacement for that fourth of July event

that you're gonna have just your barbecue on Saturday, so more people come and I didn't think anything of it. This is fun. So you shut up and you were legitimately surprised. Yeah, and I did the classic thing I would do you whenever you're coming over as I tell you, you have to stop and pick up something that I forgot to get. Yeah, I always ask you like days before and then again on the morning of whenever I'm going to go over to your house, if you need anything because you know I'm a nice guest. My parents raised me well.

And it's always the same thing. Yeah, it's always lives. So yeah, yes, you asked me to pick up lines. And so I did that, actually called you at one point and asked you where I could get lines. I found them. so we're good. I showed up, your front door was locked. So I went over to the back, but your gate was closed.

Right. And this is a gate that like, you don't just swing open. Like it's a remote control needs to be open or something. Yeah. And then you show up and open the gate for me. That was a big delay pet tactic so that people would know you were coming in. Looking back on it now, should've been.

You should be talking like, oh hey, Barb, but it'll do you a second, Barbara Barbara Barbara brought your name out of thousand times Let's go around the corner Barbara yeah, so yeah, and then I turned around the corner and It was like at least 10 to 12 people there all with like the little beep and balloons and Why did it really beep? We had the Nothing's called with the zip but the Yeah party favors. I don't know. What are those things called with the, with the, yeah party favors.

I don't know, what are those things called? I don't even know. Blowies. Blowie, Kazoo's. Yeah, everyone's unfurl. And everyone's like, surprise. Now, what you didn't see was the night before, we had the bright idea that we were gonna bake you

a penis-shaped cake, because we thought that was funny, because Barbara's thing is that she draws penises all the time and that's correct that's a funny thing so we thought you'd make you a penis shaped cake except the two people that were going to make the cake miles came over to record the video that we did in limbo and actually an air in miles girlfriend came got together in my kitchen and they were going to they were going to make a cake and you guys absolutely no offense are the worst makers on the planet. I'm not gonna be a face. Right now I am currently blogging about how great of a like cake and pastry make

sure. She is though. So I'm saving face here. I'm actually not that terrible. I'm gonna buy myself. So why do you make a shit cake? To be fair, it probably takes a lot more skill to make a cake. The not only looks like a dick, but also tastes like a dick.

It was awful. It needs to make a cake. Oh yes, it is. It is a cake. It broke my mixer. What are they doing to it? Look at it creeping up the mixer. Is there a piece missing from that?

It's like, there's my mixer dying. Why is that so yellow? Well, what was the big thing you guys claimed? Miles, they said, what? They put the ingredients in out of order. It's the bowl. So we. It's like bread.

That's not because it was out of order. Because the bowls, we wanted to be all Martha Stewart and be really cute and put bowls like smaller smaller bowls with the eggs and another smaller bowl with all the baking soda and smaller bowl with the flour. But it turns out that the flour, like, flour bowl, is bigger than the sugar butter bowl. But we had to put the flour into the sugar butter bowl. And that's just not how it works.

So we just dumped all the sugar butter in the flour. We did also use a different kind of salt. Excellent. Yeah, we also used like the wrong salt. And also it turns out we weren't supposed to use that kind of food coloring. And the real thing is that went wrong. Turns out sea salt is a little more potent than table salt.

And we doubled the mixture because this giant penis is going to be a giant penis. We're trying to make a picture. Yeah, really big. So, it was like that. It was a show. And all the teaspoons of sea salt. You were like, hey. It tasted like we used real dick ingredients.

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It's coming. Except it wasn't a realistic cake because it didn't taste like cake. It tasted like a big dense loaf of bread. All right, it was a really realistic cake. According to Miles, it had pockets of goodness. a really little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little I had to get a hand job. I had to go out and buy another mixer in the middle of all this. I had to run out and like buy a separate. So what did it do? Did the dick get sucked up into the motor? It was like, Gavin, it was like the sticky, it's like you make cake better and you're like,

oh, I want to taste that. It didn't look like that. It looked like bread dough that rises. It looked like that and it was sticky. It stuck to everything. You know, like it wrapped tendrils around the mixer and then got up in the motor. Is that what you got?

Is that what you got me a different cake? Yeah, that's what I went out and bought you a separate cake. With probably my favorite. Oh, it looks like vomit. It's like vomit coming in there. But we also discovered something about this, which is everyone's ol' Gaga for Red Velvet. And what was the first thing we discovered about Red Velvet? The thing that's really disappointing about Red Velvet is that the only thing that makes

it red is food coloring. Which apparently also makes, otherwise chocolatey cakes, taste bitter. So, you know, I don't know what to think. It's just chocolate cake. It's just chocolate cake. With red food coloring, that's all red velvet is. Really? So, when people say they really like red velvet cake, what they're really saying is they like to taste a red food color.

And that's it. So, the bitterness of red food color. And that's it. The bitterness of red food coloring. Yeah, which apparently is like it also makes it into a loaf of like horrible bread cake. This is the basis for all kinds of cake. For cake making. I loved it. I reckon that you didn't eat any of it. You told me not to. I like I like the effort that went into it. He told me not to. He told me not to. He's like, don't try it. Don't try it. I went out and i went to a bakery jol and i got barbra a separate like sheet cake to get her for her birthday something edible the people could eat i ran out got it

and because i always talk to barbra in nonsense they said what the person said i said i want to message on the cake and lady goes oh she hands me like a piece of paper and a pen and i write it down and i wrote happy her happy barb day phnab and i handed that to the lady piece of paper and a pen and I write it down and I wrote happy, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, the words don't make any sense, but the lady just keeps nodding I mean like this I go, you know what's the beginning? It's delicious. So it's like, I was just thinking like, actually, I'm really, really, really stupid anyway. She understood it.

Like maybe it was another language, you didn't know. You were a fiction. She was a fiction. She was a fiction. She was like, I'm robbing your bank. The best thing about that weird dick kick though is that the more they moved it and the longer time had on it like affected it it started to like collapse in places but in the perfect spot it's like the tip kind of fell in

and it looked like a bell in the neck. The kick knew. I think that's like there's a picture of it. I think like kind of melty. The middle start, it ruptured in a way that like a giant vein moving now so it's like it rotted in a way that made it way more accurate. If you're a dude it's like... I don't even know how to start. I mean like a dick cake. Haha, jokes, jokes, jokes. Could that be a joke? I mean dick cake, yay!

I appreciate it. I know, I mean it's a thing where guys find it's funny. Dick cake, guys are laughing. Chick's a it's a thing where guys find it's funny the cake guys are laughing chicks think it's funny Yeah, haha you were chick you think it's funny. Ha ha ha you can compare it to a vagina cake and how it's not but no one jokes about vaginas No, no But that's where we go, but that is off limits. The John is on funny. What's that? But the gin is aren't they're not funny that you know Ellen's Jerry's is funny Are they're not funny?

You Ellen's garrison funny What's this like? Like there's a few meals of scripture base. I'm actually like a baby ship I imagine like a mystery door about this big please say something good just place That's a good place to say anything good puppies and there we go anything at all Just a big ship I'm saying you open the door like an advent calendar if it's a penis just hang in there a If it's a vagina it's like It's just not funny. I can't tell you like if I'm unwrapping if I'm unwrapping a package I much would rather see a vagina really than a dick. Yes. I think if a China on its own

Yeah, then if you're in a situation where you're on wrapping a package, people want this on a shirt now, by the way. Oh, here comes Chris. Chris, what do you got? Chris is mad. Dick jokes. Chris, you came out with purpose. Dick jokes.

I think he's just facing some. So, why does Chris have a small girl? You got other girls. Vigina is not funny. I'm saying that vagina on its own isn't funny unless it has like a little Like a freestanding like a dick. There you go. That's it. I'm more melting. He does the collapse of me and the makes it look accurate.

What kind of a guy is he looking at? Why is it banana there? Is that for like scale? What is that? Why is it banana there? Oh, a guy at Thundercloud, cloud the sub place told me to try Something and he said rat bananas and bacon and grill them. Oh wow genius. They were awesome. They were good Try one they were so good. They were so good. We were too God we were too freaking the bar across the street and they ordered a Bucket of bacon. Yeah, what is that?

A fucking bacon. What is that? Yeah, it kind of made me angry. Why? Why? It's like it's just sort of like this is the top of Western civilization. We can't possibly. There's no way to go from there. What do you have of the bucket of bacon? Where do you go from there? We went and saw a despicable me too. I think the kids that he despicable me too. That's good. And at one point, Groove, the main dude in that, is at a party at Syncred to Maya party, and they put a tortilla hat on him, where the brim is filled with guacamole, so he breaks off piece of it and Ethan has guacamole you.

Actually, that was the greatest thing in the world, right? We both leaned in together, we go both, I want one more. When it goes soggy. That's good, I want to go to the mole hat. But you saw us, we're gonna movies. You saw it ladies, thank you. I'm sorry'm sorry your terrible making cakes, but better luck next time That was delicious. Thanks for coming. That was

When can we look forward to the new cooking show All right, I'm not sure about it. I'm thinking about it Who's canceled somebody somebody said in your defense red velvet cakes are I know. All right, I'm not sure about it. I'm thinking about it. With chance. Somebody said in your defense, red velvet cakes are the hardest cakes to make. But it's an art of it. How can they actually make a cake? I don't know what they make.

Well, how can you already probably cover this? It's a cake to make a pretty cake. How can that be the hardest cake to make? You just make a cake and you add red food. You put red food going to do it. How's that the hardest? Yeah. The way you got to do it, the way you got to do it. The way you got to do it. Somebody's asking me did I wrap the bananas in bacon? Did I do that

with the bananas again still on? Yeah, because I'm a fucking idiot. That's what I did. I grilled bananas with the skin on and then we ate those. Wait, did you already try this? Yeah, we did it. Oh, you've read that work out. You should have come. Does that work? No, I didn't really hear about it. It was great It's only we should come swimming. We did go swim come for swim. Would you have an issue in a banana if it Was identical to a penis? Like if you had to Banana, I think he's asked this question before probably not

It's pretty close already. Yeah, it is yeah He even has the upwards curve. No, it's good. I'm so, so you get to smile on again. Talk to me for a second about this banana. You got a banana. Cut it out, make it around it. Cut it up into like a regular size banana.

Cut it up into three pieces. Why would you cut it up? Why wouldn't I? All right. Because I got one piece of bacon around it, you put two-picked through it, and then you do what and they grill it and you grill it That's it and how did it turn out great You can kick out of that yeah, no kidding right but on a baking cake. They're not even listening

Listen make it make a bacon there's a lot of great food at the next time you get a structure It's structurally sound. It's the it's the strongest shape in you and the galaxies are right the triangle Well, you can we bacon is a triangle How is the triangle? Just go live bacon bacon. Don't fuck don't fuck it up. It's ain't it's never pops out Why are you pointing my trouble? Hey, am I in trouble for the vagina joke? No, yeah, did you hear it? Here's the anti-j it you can cut it yeah i'm glad that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that says it's great. Yeah, the trailer look dumb. Trailer looks dumb. Yeah, but has the ladies voice from portal in it

that they change their voice out? No, and that was a belly in the movie. I gotta tell you, before you get onto the story, I worked on a commercial for a company and where she, I got to work with glattos, and I have, I can't even talk about it. I got a bunch of raw footage of her talking. You started the story, Joel. Thank God you started a story that I can't talk about it. I got a bunch of raw footage of her talk. I started the story

I'm so thank God you started a story that you can't finish Joel she's an opposite. She sings. I don't know, but I have all footage of her talking about like stuff I can't share with anyone. It's awesome. It's awesome. It's great. It's a great. It's fucking thing ever It's like question is how funny was her vagina? That's what everybody I know I like now I'm gonna show you some of the grim otherwise you leave them with that okay in specific rim So I went into that movie not expecting anything decent and I was entertained that it is a Benicio del Toro movie. Yeah, he's a actor, right? It's Guillermo del Toro

All a T.V. It's a big rim job It's stop You're making sure. All the T-Vs will be here all at once. If they make a point out, it would be called a big rim job. Stop! It's just, we got the game. I miss got so much right now. I never thought I'd say that. I just miss got so much.

I want to back. I want to back. Really? Giant robots punch and giant aliens for two hours. But it's entertaining. I think the scale of them, how they made them, feel big. Like there's one shot in the trailer where one of them, how they made them feel big. Like there's one shot in the trailer where one of them comes flying over a bridge and it tries to steady itself,

but it's got so much momentum. It's like sliding across the street. They did a good job with that. I think it was better than Transformers. Stories, you know, just a little bit of old gob. Yeah, well it's robots fighting. Monsters fighting, aliens. That's enough. What else do you need to know? Right? Yeah.

Or a Charlie Day from Always Sunny'sny's in any top is he good? Charlie days in it. I like him. Yeah, yeah Yeah, I actually had a pretty decent career before he got the part on always I do He was the voice of the IFC channel like he was the host Well, wait was he the voice of the host he was like the voice like an although like the I don't know there's a host for it. He's like when they show when they were people wrestle that guy Wrestling on the internet film channel I have these KFC yeah the the uh yeah, but yeah, you he did that and uh I think it then landed

He knew those guys and landed that role which is a great. I'm fucking what did you see him? Is anything but Charlie the whole time you were watching? No, I was just like wow Charlie. They stood next to Ron Poman in a movie. Yeah, yeah It's kind of something about playing a popular character like that on a show that popular I do like the main one of the main dudes Idris Elba who we've talked about a lot. He was in the wire He was in the office. He was a four what the hell is in the wire a great name stringer Bell Yeah, but he's always this is the first movie I've seen him in where he actually does his real accent these from London in the trailer though

He has that horrible line, which is we are can't come from the apocalypse. That's just It's terrible. You're gonna motivate your troops Although you didn't tell me something when we were talking about it You didn't give me any spoilers, but you said that it was giant robots fighting giant things And you could tell what was going on Yeah, that was always my complaint about transforming like transformers go ridiculous You know, I don't just say if you're the guy you're sitting in your desk. I'm like, hey, damn We need you to turn this fucking truck into a robot. Yeah, it's just sort of like all right

The truck stands up and then fucking the thing tucks under. Then some bullshit happens. Robot. I understand that. Like I don't want to have to mechanically engineer it with the toys. The toys you could do that. I think they call it. I can't. It could. But it's like that's also a lot of bullshit there where they can hear how a you have transformer robot toys. You have an army where you're well actually. no, that's just too much good on in transformer I guess you could use the actual engineering from the actual toys and then flowered up a bit He then just but but maybe because those moves are Cool or neither no you say in the in the cartoon show and the toys you start with a truck You start with a truck and a robot turns into a vagina. It turns into a robot, a funny robot, a funny robot that still looks like it came from a truck.

The stuff in the movies doesn't look like it turns into iron filings and then comes back in the shape of a robot. I'm okay with it because it's just woman. Yeah, I'm okay, I don't give a fuck. I just, they're fucking truck robots. Yeah, I don't care a fuck. I just, they're fucking truck robots. Yeah, I don't care. They're fucking truck robots. I would say, I mean, not that,

if there's a step forward here and visual effects that makes that, that's good. Not against it, looking forward to seeing it, gonna watch it, didn't have a problem with the transformers. Yes. There is a lot of dominoing stuff though, I would say, because the scale of these robots

is absolutely ginormous. Like they're stood in the head, but these things are huge, right? But you get really annoyed because all they do to the aliens, except for the main one, is pick up the alien and throw them. And it's like, you know what? That's not going to damage it. And then again, I'm totally withy here. Like I worked on shows where I'm a mythical

demon from the past future demon guys like oh how's he gonna tax on I'm gonna punch you yeah it's just sort of like no I'm a vampire I'm a punch you but there's there's one part in the movie I it's it's a spoiler for like one part but basically they've been punching the whole time and like one will throw an alien into the sea again and just get started like you can't just throw an alien into the sea where it came from because it's not hurting it. But then there's one point where one of the robots gets into a tricky situation and they're like we're screwed. And all of a sudden there's like over a little I can't it. It just says sword. And one of them's like wait we can use the sword and they

pull out a sword and they start slicing it. It's like, you had to sword the entire time. Why were you just picking up and throwing them? Use the sword always. Maybe hand unlock it. Yeah. They had to level up. And then they could get the upgrade. And you just get annoyed by stuff like that.

Let me ask you a question too, because in the trailers, it shows the people piloting the robot. And it looks like they're all playing DDR, like in a row. Yeah. Is that kind of where the crowd comes across? There's a strapped into playing DDR like in a row. Yeah, is that time it comes across? They're strapped into a big thing in the head. All right Money, have you watched Pacific Rim? No, but Gavin shut the fuck up. Why why what's wrong with it? All right, I'm an animator I know I can't for pizza. I know about this stuff. Monty listen. I have a truck. I need you to turn that truck into a robot

Here's here's some of the things that's why it's hard to make transformers. That's why it's OK to make a certificate. Gavin, I love you, by the way. When you have a six foot piece of metal, and you sort of rotate in the place, if they were to stay true to the design of the original toys, a six foot piece of metal that weighs about a ton. Can't rotate into place and needs

to transform like a classically. Yeah, that would be unrealistic. So they have to generate rules. Essentially, that's why the transform like a classically. Yeah, that would be unrealistic. So they have to generate rules. Essentially, that's why the transformers look the way they do, where they break them up in the smaller pieces, because essentially, you're taking that mass and shifting it into a more finite transition.

Well, I have issue with this. I have issue with this. You're saying the animators constructing a CG robot on a movie screen, they still have to do more rules than the person making an actual physical product. But the actual physical product we're dealing with is this small. So therefore the weight, the theoretical weight we're dealing with. The movement would be the same.

The movement would not be the same. Why? This small does not move the same thing. It's big. It's one inch piece of plastic slides against the other. Yeah, but that one is this. The mass is different. So it has to travel at a different velocity.

And the thing about Transformers is they have the we we transform a roll out and you can't happen have that happen under a second when the piece is like six feet long oh wow we actually have a believe you are you mean it is like for an audience to believe exactly the thing the thing the thing that's frustrating about this level of CG these days is especially when we're taking older titles and making them new is they think oh it has to look for a real it has to be really

realistically they forget that it also has to behave and move to the problem with movies the limiting force on movies is the fucking audience yeah kind of they're asking for things that are kind of you stuff in movies all the time that I like is it time we fucking I'm just I don't know the movies Is it a time we fucking I don't know Always fucking I mean the larger the larger answer is let's make something that isn't limited by these There we go I literally can't even begin to do this. I know I tried for about two seconds I can't believe we have up to this prime just lying around this is a really well-contracted

Well, not so spread you see what what Bernie is doing right now have up to its prime just like around. This is a really well-contracted point. You don't know how to turn your robot. Are you surprised by that? Yeah. Oh, not too surprised. You see, what Bernie is doing right now? Boring. Yeah. See, if that was, I'm now going to turn into a robot. Hang on, I can put this thing in. Joe, do you remember the knockoff?

Do you remember the knockoff transformers in the 80s? Rubo, Rubo, Rubo. The go-bots. Go-bots. Yeah. Oh, look at this. I'm making progress. Yeah, this is a this is a this is boring is a boring process yet is but i'm saying i don't i don't i don't i don't i got a

i got a disagree with what you're saying there because you know if if the cg artist can basically do whatever they want to what do we care if it doesn't matter how do we know that if it like it looks realistic it it's but realistically it doesn't move, then it'll take you out of the form. If they did that, the toy does, it would look like a small toy.

It would be exactly. I agree completely with what you're saying. I have a problem. I get hung up when the guy is falling from the tall building, and then someone comes and intercepts him. That interception, that's going to kill him. It's worse than him the ground. I mean, there's a, you have an opposing force.

Like, I can't, but you know, when you're talking about something like that, you're talking about Iron Man being intercepted by the Hulk. It's like, are you using your suspension of disbelief completely at the fucking point? No, no, no, you're right. You're right. It isn't reality that you're looking for movies. It's called dimensionality, where it's the implied believability. Yeah. Barbara doing this is way more interesting than you're doing. I also's called the mentionality where it's the implied believability. Yeah Barbara doing this is way more

it should be doing it. I also don't believe in people. So what do you say Pacific Rim yes or no? I would see it if you like watching big stuff get smashed by big stuff. It's Rubens. Who doesn't like that? Thank you Monty. See they all they should have had one transformer in the movie not able to like fully and he's like, I to like fully is like fuck now I'm all I'm going to try to drag around dry ran a corner with a power rangers giant they think when they became like do they fight giant yeah they got bigger and all that when they click all together they want to get themselves they made that big was that

she went together she's she's telling us you don't have to interrupt She's what you're saying the wrong thing. They got they say when they click together. They were big would form together to make I forget the name. Are you fucking up Voltron Megazord? Okay, and they would go fucking It's more fun time miles if you know what to tell you talking about jump on there. I hear Brandon in JJ's head to it screaming The zords. Yeah, well, they would make their zords and they would click together hey well high school where at school this is cool then reader a pulse up on the moon oh I hate the power Rangers go blue lion and gold armor go fuck their

shit up blue lion and gold armor comes down starts fucking shit up power Rangers put on their suits they fight them maybe they win they win, maybe they lose. Doesn't matter. Rita's gonna do the same thing, which is, make my monster grow. She does some bullshit magic, blue line and gold armor, gets enormous. Matt Taranger's like, oh, we're fucked. Oh, no wait, no we're not.

We have these giant robots that are each a different prehistoric creature. What about the giant sword miles? Do they have a giant sword? They did have a giant sword. And sometimes there was a dragon, and sometimes there was a turtle, but that was only when you play the flute.

Anyways, was Benicio del Toro in it? Should have been. What I want to know about Power Rangers is on a regular basis that entire town was obliterated by giant robot fights and then they went to school the next day and that bothered me even as a child. But Could I hear your best sound in the five impression? Like the most impressive thing of Power Rangers and me like I was already 40 when power Rangers Just sort of like I was like what in the fuck is going on here? They're taking piece of shit footage from Japan and Mixing it with shooting live action. I've looked on power Rangers for one week

You did I did I don't know about it. You were the green one, but then they realized you were meant to be the yellow one. And that's the redo of the whole thing. I didn't get to get paid that much. But it was, it was like, is this is what we're doing now? Like production costs are just like we can contain everything to the point where we have some bullshit footage from the 70s, from Japan.

We're just gonna use that shit and then we're gonna shoot live action with some, what are they doing over there? I think it's a great idea, just finding it using found footage. Did you know, there's a, we're talking about like YouTube stuff all day today. You know Toby Turner's show that he was on,

Cute Wind Fail. Yeah. First of all, that wasn't Toby Turner's show. He was the hired host of that show and he was actually fired from that show, it was like, or whatever, what to say. I think like November or October of last year, you know what, that show was,

cute and failing, continues to be. That's Vindabona Productions. That's America's funniest home videos. And they repurposed that footage and turned it into a YouTube show. So he didn't stop, wasn't that on his channel? No, that wasn't his show. But he still does it now.

No, he doesn't. He doesn't do the show. I mean, that wasn't his show. But he still does it now. No, he doesn't. He doesn't do the show. They might have hired him back, and I might not be aware of it. But Toby hasn't hosted that show. I don't think since the late last year. Brian Cranston also on Power Rangers. Brian Cranston was on Power Rangers. Wow.

That was JJ wrote for about 10 minutes. That's what we're all looking at. We're all looking at all three. He could have just fucking said, Brian Cranston was on Power Rangers. Yeah, look at him now. At any point in time. We were all like he's like JJ who else was on power Rangers, but write it on the board. Yeah, no I was getting concerned because they're right double gold

Longer like fuck did we say something wrong? We're not supposed to talk about the jazz The writing board has to be for official stuff. Like we're already like a juster mic. I was like, oh fuck are we all fuck now? Fuck it over. We fucking do. Half the save the rangers are it on.

Barbara don't fucking talk like that again. My alpha fuck. Should we just communicate entirely with giant whiteboard now? I think we should just have a lot of weird podcast. Yeah. Now this show is actually run by Bloomberg right? This podcast Brandon stops sending me stupid

Go fuck you. Go fuck your son. I quote that's an official instruction. Why I'll go fuck ourselves. Why did you not draw penis on there? Where's the word? Give me the board. I want the board. The uh, I would like the brain. I also just wanted to text you. He just messaged me. Oh, you're racing it. What's the point? I don't want the board if you're gonna race those go show me where to wrote now. It's just a whiteboard. But uh, brain just wrote me to let me know that for this from the control room, the girl from Crow 2 was also in power Rangers. What the fuck does that mean? Who cares? The girl from Crow 2 was in therangers. Nobody saw either of those

fucking things braining. Oh, that's how they grow from the crow to made a huge cameo. That was fucking amazing. I've already tuned in for that. This is the school in Biosquare, my square space, it's square space. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace. All on platform that makes it fast and easy to create professional website, blog portfolio, and online store or stores. For a free trial and 10% off your first purchase on new accounts, go to squarespace.com and use the offer code, RoosterTeath7. That's like RoosterTeath with the number seven, not with light. You don't have to write seven out. And then not a number sign. I just All right, it's just Rooster T7

so just no the number sign and you don't write out Someone help me. Oh, you're figuring it out. What are you doing over there? See this is I I felt like I was gonna break it every time I tried to make it something. How do you? Where's his head? I kept trying to figure that out. See where is his head see this would make a much better movie If you want to have Optimus Prime spent one time movie just muffled because you can get his damn head out We should be like they the Voltron and then they get them they really shoot each other and then but they can't quite Oh geez. No, that's fine. That's fine. So you're supposed to do. Oh, it is hey you're supposed to do or not

That's fine. So you're supposed to do. Oh, it is. You're supposed to do. Or not. So this Rupert Broadcast is brought to you by Transformers. What's a Transformers? You can get a special promo code at Rupert T. Transformers. We've talked about in the past.

Goss and I have talked about hosting things from websites that we made. Have you ever done anything like that? Have you ever constructed a website on your own? No. Really? Like you didn't ever do it for acting portfolio or anything like that. You've ever constructed a website on your own? No. Really? Like, you didn't ever do it for like, acting portfolio or anything like that? Like Gavin, you, I mean, did you ever,

you ever hosted anything on your own? Is the somehow guys you put up on YouTube to begin with, right? You never made like a, there's no slummo guys website. Is there? It was like, you tell me. There's just redirects to YouTube though.

I don't care about websites. Really? I can't be bothered with the maintenance of it Just what you don't have to do it basically. Yeah, I'm not gonna But you never thought about the the impact of like if like I've always said for Ruchit's We always want to have a place where people can go that they know Ruchit will always exist independent of like That makes sense because I'll be be as a narrative thing and they can discuss characters and stuff My stuff is too dumb idiots and lap codes blowing stuff up But it's easy. It's easy to say that though

But your show has an audience. It has a huge audience. I mean you have you your highest view count on YouTube is higher than any video on the Rishi channel What's the water balloon up to 32 million at this point? 36 million 36 seed blowing stuff up That's a broader peel if you could capture even a portion of that though. I'm saying it's like on your own site And then you could like launch new things and put it on there It's I've always thought it was a good strategy. I don't know. It was the only ever side project for me Like I never did it full time. I always had another job while I did it right never Went all out on that side of it. I just like to put videos up and get well known for it

It was just for the visa. I think you're gonna be seeing more of this now I think more people are waking up to that where they are having their own sites. That's a good thing. And their own destinations. I think it's a great thing. And I think too. What about you for you guys?

I know what's that? Look what I did for you guys. It did. I think a lot of people kind of question like, how are we able to sustain as a company? Like, people here that we have 58 employees and like, how is that even possible? You know, because they might watch one or two of our shows

and not see the full breadth of everything we're working on and a big part of that is the fact that we have a website and we have a destination that allows us to like launch products launch new shows things like that. Those are always like the most passionate and dedicated fans who are on that website. That that's a grand for a longer time. Absolutely true. Absolutely true. And it's like it seems like that's a good place to build an audience from definitely and I know I know right now like Facebook Issues Twitter's huge and youtuber huge like if you're gonna put something up on in a video space you almost have to put it up on YouTube, but Eventually that will change and it the internet always moves on it always does It may take longer for some more ingrained things, but that will happen. Do you know where I put my first videos? Where?

Stage six. The Divak site. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. I remember that very well. The, like some of the stuff, some of our behind the scenes stuff, we used to put on Vimeo, remember that?

Yeah. Before we had, I don't know why. That was like RT life before there was RT life. The reason was is that before 2007, YouTube was crap People forget that it looked like toss right? It's four by three 2006 2005 yeah, I mean to one of the things like you know Twitter's been around forever

Yeah, it just took forever to catch on Like what year do you think Twitter started what your jufer's here about it as a random guest? I say I'm always um 2010. I was definitely late I would say 2006 is when you first heard about Twitter. No, it's probably what I'm guessing I mean it started here itself by Southwest is when they announced it right that was when it got like like a cultural Zite geist really yeah, it was here so 2008 foundation date Twitter started March 21st 2006 wow so put a perspective

It started when we were in season three of Red versus blue I can't even imagine I can't imagine going into a room and trying to Sell venture capitalists on all right. I think people can only have 140 characters. Yeah Yeah, totally make money. I need to make sense. Yeah, I mean, it's just it it's- It's a law for it to catch on. Like, I remember not really thinking too much about Twitter until through. It's still lame though. How did you first hear about it? From Rooster Teeth, actually.

I think they mentioned like, follow us on Twitter somewhere and I created a Twitter and I made one post in a year. Yeah. And then- Major Nelson. That's what I heard about it for the first time. Yeah, he's- Major Nelson's using Twitter.

I do feel like Facebook won in the cool wall though I think people who are cool have Facebook, but I think lose I think that you're smoking crack. Yeah, yeah You just said Facebook won the cool war and you can lose your go to Twitter like There are hot girls who have Facebook that don't have Twitter as one say like that's not just his measurement for everything What do you mean if You can measure an engagement you can measure on impact You can measure cool that's really girls like it. It's all right, right? But I can't be your measurement for everything like do you like burritos?

I can never see the hot girl you to breathe up. No, I don't like burritos but it tastes wonderful but they're terrible because hot girls don't eat them I mean so what's cool what's cool to you they can't be your measurement every why do you make decisions what the girls right this is like the same dude arguing with themself argue with that like 18 and when he's 40 every it's like decision like that every decision I imagine is to indirectly But a girl to like me that will change What

I can tell you something now You think girls don't like you what do you think girls don't like you do you think that I mentioned a lot of But this is the thing if there were no girls on planet earth I wouldn't even bother getting out bed ever I wouldn't do anything because you wouldn't I'm sick but they were wiped out. I would have no reason for living Yeah, I would be pretty depressed to have half the population was wiped out one day But the rest of the world isn't working by that but would you even bother trying to be successful after that? What's that? Yeah. Bernie is driven by burritos. I didn't get that. I didn't get that. I didn't get that. That's not the

gender of women or hot or not. It's a hyperbreed. Twitter is the greatest thing ever. I love Twitter. I think it is the most effective. It is the most effective thing ever. Before RTX, I literally had, I had these dudes dudes I have like these hedge fund managers I had hedge fund managers following me I was running like a multi billion dollar coming I had like seven of them follow me retweeting me I was like one of them reaching me that's just more this because I'm fucking right and they know I'm yeah yeah but you know what I have one of them retweet me Just before I went on to Bloomberg and I'm like this is the greatest fucking thing ever

This is all before RTX then I went into RTX. I started tweeting RTX fucking penis vagina bullshit for four days None of them falling and I'm like I'm depressed You just read anything like crazy journal RTX. I walked down to my autograph session. Yeah. And there's like Barbara is like, hi Joel, we're so happy to see you. And like my table with a giant fucking piece. Okay.

A giant fucking penis for the first time. That didn't happen, but that's because Joel was two hours late to his autograph session. Point that as well. I'm not saying it. I'm saying it's fine from whatever your film is. And how did my penis being represented? I'm just kidding. And we were me and Cara were there and we were talking to the fans who were waiting in line for at that point three hours to just see you.

So we filled them how she can see she's gonna get from this to drawing a penis. And so there is an autograph table that Joel was gonna say that those next to ours and as payback to being late for two hours, everyone's like, drop penis, drop penis. And I'm like, I'm gonna drop penis. This is where your life has become. See, you did this to yourself. You see, you're like, hot, teahy, I like penises. And now fans are gonna be like, look, I got this tattoo for you.

This will be like a penis on this forehead. Yeah, that's what they're gonna do. Why do you point your like, it's like forehead. I don't know. Because this is weirder, the point too. Could you make a face look like someone else's face if you had that face tattooed on your face their face tattooed No one no one is gonna fall for that I If I had a picture of you know here would it work no why because it would be creepy it was just like

All right be like Does anyone have a marker? Well, you can't draw your face. I can draw my face. You draw your face. I'm gonna draw my face on top of your face right now. Alright, come here. That's prominent. I don't want to hear.

Well, you know, you're crazy. That's the prominent. This is gonna be great. I'm gonna have red on my face for the rest of the week. Hey, you're not fucking red. I'm gonna make a really good face. I'm not fucking red. I'm gonna make a really good face. It's not red. Saying if Facebook won the third world war, fucking more.

Why are so many more famous people celebrities have accounts that they actually update on Twitter, but not on Facebook? Because Twitter is pretentious and douchey. Really? And celebrities are douchey. OK. Fair enough. Facebook, right?

People use Facebook. More, I would say. So I don't never use my Facebook. And I guess I should. So you, I see, I don't ever use my Facebook, and I guess I should. What? The only thing I ever use is Twitter and R.C. Oh, you need it. And I always feel like I should use R.C.

more than you. I hate Facebook, but I'm saying more girls, I know use it. We need girls again. Really, that's one of this. I have the power. I've taken the red marker from JJ. No longer will be the press by read this louder

or the fact is crooked or go fuck yourself or ever or go for a or buy a press the power right-grants will be do you do it today our pressure is free here take the fucking ready

i'm a through this is this mashing they're you say you're you're saying that Twitter is the pretentious one. So what is like what is Instagram? Instagram's. I'm saying that the follow account on Twitter is do she is hell. Listen and the verification process. Don't even get started the verification process. I find out a really interesting thing about Twitter so i thought i thought i thought away i found out just recently uh... the twitter verification process

we know people that we've interacted with and they seem to be a lot of people just recently the video game industry that were unverified by twitter now what what does that mean that mean what you're not verified by Twitter, you are not a human being. You know, but literally, I mean, they don't believe that person is them anymore. That is what that says to me, because the term verification on Twitter means that this person is this account.

That's what that means. But as, apparently, I've looked up a lot of articles on it, and we can link some of them in the link dump, but apparently, that verification process is tied into how much advertising you do. And as business is no longer advertised on Twitter, Twitter unverifies them. Wow. That's not verification, that's certification. Yeah.

They're saying if somebody goes from verified to unverified, that means we've determined that they're not who they say they are. But it's not that at all. Wow. That seems like a myth. It seems like extortion. I listen, I think that Twitter has every right to try to monetize and they do. And everyone uses it. It's a valuable service. It's got the cultural consciousness. Absolutely. They should be able to monetize. But yes, that seems like a weird. It seems weird. Yeah. It seems weird. That does not seem like the appropriate way to do that. It's fair to me. So how

much is I heard they were just going gonna release like black marks through names and stuff and just be like How much exactly then I'm no drug. I'm no clue But I don't know and it also jumps down like when I see some more the check mark I wonder how much did they take how much did they pay for yeah Yeah, I went to some site that was like sell your Twitter account and it's like it's illegal to sell your Twitter account and it's like, it's illegal to sell your Twitter account unless you get written permission from Twitter to sell your account. Really?

Is that in like a terms of use coming out on Twitter? I guess it must be. Wow. I've considered buying those kinds of things from people. Like I considered buying if somebody had just like, at B, that would be great. Or I've always tried. What's that?

What's that? It does exist. Yeah, those are early early adopters. Um, but I always wanted to get um, the Bernie Xbox live gamer tag. That'd be great. But the dude who owns Bernie on Bernie burns on Xbox live and the guy who owns Bernie is a Xbox live launch member. Oh, so it's like I never stood a chance of getting it. If I my, my, like, gamer tag on Xbox life for a long time was just bus B. Yeah, and I registered that when I was on drunk gamers and I was a beta tester and I always thought I'm so stupid I should register Bernie but luckily I have. Bus B was my

like internet handle, you know, what your blondie your club of blondie, but that was what I was on drunk gamers. Why bus B? I was just in the name I made up. Why Gavino? Gavin O. What's the O from? Well, that's my name in Italian. It is really? Okay, well there you go. Okay.

And he's Joe Ack. I mean, I don't know what the internet is about while we all have, why we all have fake names on the internet. It's like the first thing you do. I think it's a security thing from that thing in great in your mind when you're first joining the internet as a young kid. They don't give you real name name don't give you real name That's an old internet thing of screen names and handles and stuff. That's not around really anymore

Yeah, they're like harkens back to the old like CB radio days like everyone has a handle They're even called handles what's your 20? Yeah, and now I just decided on mine at an early age Yeah, you know, I used to be on like BBS forums. I remember Balasco. That's what I would use not on the wrist on the red versus blue site was lumpy. Yeah Yeah, that was very you would you act Jeff was G funk Yeah, that's really crazy. Nico is grasshopper. Gus was always got big ass though. Yeah in the New Jersey. Yeah, Gus with a big ass. No, he had something. No, he had something right. No, he was Gus Really? Gus is the only one that's the same now now I think I think everyone else changed their username. Yep. I did

Like you know, if he starts with Gus, we were gonna go from there, right? You gave him the same room to Joel on there. I just Joel I I stole it from Ben's friend. I was like Ben your fucking friend named Joel has fucking Joel on the site. I can often I'm like you killed him. I met the real Joel. I met the first Joel. I am a beer or something. What was Jo act? I fucking stupid ass fucking name. Why Joe? I don't fucking know. I was like, this is gonna last like six months, whatever. Is that based on the old Snoopy character? Like Joe cool, Joe act. I mean, is that what it's based on shit? It's just the worst possible

name. Well, you act. It's just the worst possible name. Well you act. It's just a worst possible. You have the letters. I went into Halo 2. I played terribly. I'm a friend of me when you said, Hey, yo, why don't you get Joe act together? I was like, wow. That's good. Yeah, and you want to know what is your opinion of the Instagram video thing? I can. I, if I might put up a 15 second video of my knee, I might not. Right. I, I, I tell you that I am like not going into a social media. New one that comes out is really one of the best decisions.

It's like it's so much easier to not start than it is to stop doing one of those things. You know what I mean? I like, I really do feel that one's a guy. Yeah, yeah. It's like not doing Vine or not doing Instagram. No, you'll see so much better about it. Yeah. But then you might do it regularly.

You can't go online. Why would you regret it? Tell me why you regret it. Well, not necessarily with those, but with Twitter, for example, how research he didn't join right away. We were kind of late commerce to that. And we probably, if we join right away, probably over a million followers at this point. One of the accounts was on that was on

by was frag dolls it's way to see it out there not very they've like one point two million followers it's way to see the m but no tick what's m the million oh yeah oh yeah that is weird which is a weird thing i don't even really like that thing doesn't bother me

except for the fact that they're saying like these are real people these these are not real people. It's like a legitimacy thing which when something gets to the cultural significance of Twitter, it does become important. Yeah. And I know we contacted them about just getting Rue's Cherchieith verified that this is the Rue's Cherchieith account because there are a lot of non-Rue's Cherchieith accounts. It's like the podcast one that's not run by us.

There's now one for the patch as well, not run by us. It's like the podcast one that's not run by us. There's now one for the patch as well. Not run by us. It's like everyone's trying to create a gateway where you have to pay money to them for legitimacy. And it's everything. And I do agree with the philosophy that let's make a service that's free for everyone. And then the people who get a monetary benefit from the service, like a company like ours does for marketing purposes, I could argue the impact of Twitter on something like that. Nonetheless, that those businesses should then pay more than like every individual person.

Like they could fund the service for basically everybody because they actually get a value from it. Whereas, you know, the average person on Twitter doesn't really get a value from it, and they're more the commodity of like their attention span. Twitter is useless for that though. We're getting people to do stuff. I can argue, yeah, you can argue about the value of Twitter.

Yeah, that's what I would argue. I mean, also, it's the same, you know, as anyone really making any real judgments based on the verification tag. I mean, if they argue, they're making a mistake. And kind of everybody knows that, hopefully, right? I don't know. Middle management, people somewhere. I don't know. I don't know. I mean if they argue, you're making a mistake. And kind of everybody knows that, hopefully, right? I don't know. Middle management, people somewhere. I don't know.

I don't know. Yeah, I got to find a way to get this to you guys. Somebody, can you look up on, can you get Twitter on there by any chance? Yeah, boy. Gavin, look at your speed. It should be one of the top ones. How do I do that?

They did a, oh, I bugged it. What do I do such for me? They did it. Somebody did an image of you and a world with no women. I'll retweet it right now. Let's just get in my profile. How do I actually go to the app, go to the app. This.

Have you ever used it on a computer before? I have no idea how to use this website on a PC. Where is it? Should be right there at the PC. At Gavin Free. In a world with no women. Uh, 20 to scroll down. I'll even do it in the podcast.

You know, I need a, I need a, I need a, I need a, I need a secret ability to be able to talk to the whole room with that. Sorry. I guess it's a little blue. What did it look like? No, it's just an bit more than that already. I guess it's a little bit more than that already. What it looks like? No, it's just an apocalyptic thing. Women.

Yeah, this is difficult. It's a difficult website. Look at me. Look at the good of Bernie. Go to twitter.com slash Bernie. Bernie. You might want to vamp a little. Yeah, I enjoy watching this.

Yeah, I reach weed did it how the ball down It's there it's like you want to look at this picture with no women hit the enter a button That was doing that we're full That's not worth all that time, but you'll notice that that picture does not Right, that's not worth all that time. But you'll notice that that picture does not have a very big change to take. Yeah, next to it. It's Gavin Photoshopped into you, horribly Photoshopped into

road warrior, right? Is that what that is? I guess. Do you know what road warrior is? No. They don't know what road warrior is. Somebody bought like an IP for a video game. Yeah, and people like what in the fuck is road warrior?

They're making a Mad Max, right? They're making a Mad Max thing, yeah. And a lot of people don't know who it is. You They're making a Mad Max, right? They're making a Mad Max thing, yeah. And a lot of people don't know who it is. You don't know what Road Warrior is at all. No. Really, no concept of it. Like if I say, do you know what Mad Max is?

Yeah. Okay. It's the second Mad Max movie. But in fact, in America, most people knew it as Road Warrior and not Mad Max. We all had to, because that was the popular movie. The second one was the one that got big and we all had to go back and the popular movie the second one was the one that got big and we all had to go back back and watch the shitty

Australian movie that yeah, well is the movie that launched Mel Gibson's career now basically That's right there. I remember that is like hit him going to the audition for that movie and he got into a fight The night before he got old beat up and like he had shit all over his face. That's like that's how I got cast Seriously, yeah, it's just like oh, it's that easy. You just go and you get a fight and then you get cast. It's amazing how many people get cost of stuff because of unfortunate events. Well, a lot of people get cast. He's also massively attractive and then

got into a fight at the bar. And then got cast. And now he's in trouble. So you know what the coolest social network things that I've discovered in the last six months is street passing on the DS and they just upgraded this. Do you guys don't do this at all, dude?

No. Cap. I've talked about on the podcast. How do you have room for that in your life? I really don't. How do you have room for one more? It's just like everything else. I started doing it.

I have no time. I got my cook's sunken ins something I really don't understand it. It actually is no good Except for at conventions and it's where on the DS when you pass people and you have your wife I talked about this it collects them we talked about the patch and they just talked about this on the last on the live What is just talked about this? What's the benefit of doing that? Did he? It's just like you meet people and you store them in your... So is there a benefit to getting like 5,000 people in that? There is now. They just put out a game where you can build an army and you fight your armies against other

people. And it's all the means that you've ever collected. And you fight armies of me. It's this game they just added called Warrior One. It's an army. It's an army. Yeah. But no, it's a terrible amount of fun.

I guarantee if they had something like street pass But they had it on the iPhone It would be enormous. It would be absolutely enormous. It's like really fun to play where you would just like if you pass people on the bus And you collected the profile and it was like a Facebook style site and it was a location based Type of social network. It would be enormous. It's just because it's on a device that not many people have. They can make a romance movie out of that.

Or are willing to carry around. Because you have to be a two-way failure to just collect people as you possibly. No, yeah. I would get it, and then, like, Justin does it a lot. So, like, if I have my DS out, and Justin has hers, doesn't be out, just if we have in our bags or whatever, or she has in her bag, I have my own statue. Does that have to be be out just we have been our bags or whatever or she has her back my own. It's a statue. No, it has the Wi-Fi has to be on and it'll pick up and it'll trade it.

And like because Ashley does it all the time, I pick up hers like levels up her character the more you pass the people and collect them. It doesn't. You can take them to games and stuff like this. And at the end of the day, all you're doing is like going through all these shenanigans so that you can unlock puzzles and get new hats But that's apparently in a better I don't need anymore like currency stuff I can see that's why a lot of girls like it then got to accessorize That's like animal crossing people play this game hours at a time. Yeah, it's just you can make a shitty little house a little bit better

That's the whole purpose of that game. Like the Sims. I know, but that house isn't even that great. Like even the best version of the house is still like, that's just a shitty little game. It's like nothing, you know. What is the most successful fake currency? Like you know how sometimes the US dollar.

Yeah, come on. No, I would leave online. For a while, it might have been, well, Bitcoin is the most successful fake currency. But like, I'm talking about like people used to farm gold and then sell it. Yeah. And if you have an actual real life value, something that's completely fictional and pointless. I guess that's what currency is anyway. It's not even, you're not even spending the thing, this value, but you're just spending it specifically. I'll read you something here that'll blow your mind.

I would say even online, the currency that they have in there, which is basically like game time converted to real dollars. And then there is, remember, second life, Joel, there was a big run on second life. And second life was a huge deal. Yeah. In like 2005, and real estate in second life was selling for an enormous amount of money. Right.

And on the basis that it was limited. That's real money. Like it's weird to put a lot of money into sort of like, it's like, hey, this is a weird game thing, maybe it's not a game thing. By the way, it's going to be completely irrelevant in three years because it's like hey this is a weird game thing maybe it's not a game thing uh... by the way it's going to be completely irrelevant in three years because it's a game so in the online the way that they that it's is k which is the money in the thing

it was some battle where some guys screwed up and three thousand players got called into one system battle and they all fought in the destruction of the ships uh... twenty five thousand dollars worth of ships were destroyed in one battle in real money US currency. Yeah, it was that's insane 717 billion ISK which equates to $25,000 of real money. Well, that's that's good because we need that to play sherry Well, that's good because we need that to flash an area. You're in Florida, are you?

I don't have any lost money on that, that's great. It's just a collective thing, it's like 3,000 people, you know what I mean. But if you do the math on that, like 3,000 people, everyone has, like, if everyone's shipped out destroyed, it'd be eight bucks per person, you know? So, if you're always worrying about the financial state of the United States, and you're always worrying about like levels and stocks and stuff. Do you think you're shaving off decent years of your life there?

We're just the sheer everyday stress. No. No? I like it. You do? Yeah. It's not stressful. Well, it can be stressful, but because at the end of the day, you're dealing with like

all of your money, right? That's what it comes down to. You're just deciding where to put all the You have to you have to look at this stuff You have to look at this stuff like there was a time where you didn't have to look at this stuff and most people don't look at this stuff You have to look at this stuff. So if if the money that I have is financial advice from Joel Hamon You have to look at this stuff if the money that I have like say everything I have is just in a savings account, that's bad. Is that bad use of it?

It's just it's it's totally game devalued. Yeah, it's just going to it's 100% guaranteed to get devalued. It's just the only question is how fast and how much is it going to get to value? You wait for it to happen. So like what will be the currency? It doesn't for one currency to go down. it goes down against a relative value of other currencies It's all relative at this point. So what's the currency that's gonna take off at not the dollar? It's not the dollar. It's the one

Everyone was saying a few years ago. Could be yeah I'm thinking either China and euro the euro has problems. They've got problems that I'm more inclined to pick the Euro What about the pound and gold knows pound is in trouble So you're saying that if money is just sat in an account The your purchasing power It gets more valuable, but your money just sits there. You're and becomes less valuable. I would buy them out of online ships. But it's only the Microsoft move from Microsoft points to dollars. Yes.

What do they do that? I don't know. Probably because they want to increase the price of stuff. But if all of a sudden 20 bucks got you a thousand Microsoft points instead of 1600, people go crazy about it. You think? I don't know. It means that they can inflate the price of stuff without it being noticeable. I almost had it.

I guess. I mean, it seemed like when they had the points it seemed like it was easier to hide. But because nobody does a calculation. They don't they? I went and I asked. It's $800. I literally, I'm not kidding.

I went and I asked people what the exchange rate was for Microsoft Point. $2.00, nobody knew. I thought I'm not kidding. I went and I asked people what the with the exchange rate was for Microsoft point two dollar. Nobody knew. I thought nobody was 20 bucks. Is that no right? What's that two dollar? What do you want to know, Gabbo? I'm sorry. I was looking to how much how much money is 1600 Microsoft points? 1600 Microsoft points was 49.99. Oh correct. No way. I don't know. I'm sorry. I was thinking of the increments of which you buy stuff. Oh, correct no way I Sorry, I was thinking of the increments of which you buy stuff

1600 is a thing is equivalent of twenty dollars. Yeah, but the whole point is is if they want to increase the amount of money they make for stuff and all of a sudden 25 bucks got you 1600 points people would be like, oh, this is I'm getting less for my money now But if they just use the prices in the first place people wouldn't complain, you know what I mean? You think? It's like a price to go up rather than the value of the chip. I think by fixing an actual value to your fake currency, there's no point in doing it because why not just use that? Good point. Well, the other thing too is like there's an enormous amount of money in unspent points

because you have to buy in inconvenient increments. Right. They don't match up with everything else Yeah, so you so if you look at all the Xbox live users or anybody in those systems that have points Everybody's got a few points in their account and it's just basically like it's almost like gift cards basically Especially with all that money. They're just holding it for you in points. Yeah, all that rent was like 180 points so 360 points you can't buy 360 Microsoft points right yeah and get games on demand for the higher cost you could do it So 360 points, you can't buy 360 micro-self points. Right. Yeah.

And games on demand for the higher cost you could do it, where you could like, if it was like 60 bucks for the game, you could just pay. That was always in real currency. Yeah. But the arcade games are smaller down little Xbox live arcade games were always denominated points. Is there a date on release for the one at this point? Never. Yeah. Is there a date on release for the one at this point never? Yeah, they yeah, you know what the date and release Xbox one is Released I think they just said November or they I want to see I'll look it up

See it's like the the last of us. I want to play the last of us. I'm not gonna go out by a PlayStation right now I have to wait you know the bar am I I could bar your but I don't know how long I'm not your pin. I'm loading my hand now. I'm loading mine to Ryan and then you can borrow it after he's done if you'd like But I mean we're almost there. I'm just gonna buy a new system. It'll be fine. The thing I'm most excited for by bar GTA 5. I Do you see that? I can't be. Yeah, yeah, it's amazing I got shot at the end with the multiplayer and then the guy with the jet displays puzzle in there can't wait for it I won that in me. I know it's almost it's almost it's almost weird because it's just sort of like oh guy

I'm gonna have to drop out of society. Yeah, there are some games where when it arrives It's like B.O.B. I got to do something. Yeah, absolutely. Hey, love whenever I hang with them down It's kind of bad because it's just sort of like I'd love single-player games. I love GTA. I'm gonna play the shit out of it It's almost weird though, but it's like if you're lucky enough to get into a relationship with somebody who plays video games. Yeah, yeah Then they're having that shared experiences awesome, but if something like GTA comes out Then it's like I'm sorry. We have to break up for yeah three months. I've never been in a relationship with somebody plays video games It's my ultimate goal Really yeah, I've never had anyone who gives a toss. It's pretty cool goal. Really? Yeah. I've never had anyone

who gives a toss. It's pretty cool. Yeah. You're not dating people. I don't. I don't. There's not, I mean, not a trim. I mean, I don't take people. Who's that? I don't take people. What do you mean? What do you guys draw over there? No, they say, by the way, we have passed the two hour mark, so Gus officially hates us. Hey, so I would like to thank you all for joining us on the patch. Hey, God, Joel, we will see you next week. People would like to talk to you about we got to go what happened last week. We got to go with your I'm glad I'm glad where you fucked up Jack's phone God forever and you're a terrible person because you gave out so I'm really glad that we had this opportunity because I really wanted to take this time to talk about what I did to Jack.

Yup. And now that's going to go forward. And what's going to happen next is... I'm gonna be your blue, blue, blue, blue, blue It's a tough time, a moment to hide When you do as I do I'm already gone All you create is a chain that's stuck in data Do you like apples? Example.

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