Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #231

Episode Date: August 13, 2013

RT discusses Gavin's questionable laundry service. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motor-mouthed outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now only on peacock. This episode of the Ruestieth Podcast is brought to you by Squarespace, the all-in-one platform that makes it fast and easy to create your own professional website or online portfolio. For a free trial and 10% off, go to squarespace.com and use offer code Ruestertieth8. That's Ruesterteth and the number 8. This episode of the Rooster Teeth podcast is also brought to you by Hulu Plus. Hulu Plus lets you binge on thousands of hit shows anytime, anywhere, on your TV, PC,

smartphone, or tablet. Support this podcast and get an extended free trial of Hulu Plus when you go to HuluPlus.com slash Rooster Teeth. That's HuluPlus.com slash rooster team. And that was the second time I got crabs. Hey everyone, what's up everybody? It's a podcast. Gus, Gavin, Jack, Bernie, all here for podcasts. And you Gus, as always.

I said Gus. I know. I'm always first. I get top billing. Gus. I like having you in that chair. I like this chair So it's like the artsy podcast starring Gus also with and then list of friends this week featuring Yeah, I think the top billing is missable just like the first item on a menu Pop billing is missable. No because it's like it's the first thing you can hand in hand How often do you read item one on a menu? I'll do it right how often do you read?

I just tweeted a thing where I was out and I was at a pub and They had the appetizer section and the first appetizer was Guinness 20 ounce pine of Guinness. Did you get the text I sent you last night? Oh, yeah, okay? So first of all, by the way, you've spent too much time with Barbara because this bit whatever this was me That's I know that's that's a clearly a barber thing First of all, by the way, you've spent too much time with Barbara, because this bit, whatever this was, that was me. That's, I know, that's, that's clearly a Barbara thing. She does the dance. She does the leg, she does the feet, the dance.

We're a vaudeville, yeah. We're a vaudeville thing. You've been spending too much time with Vaudeville. Okay, so. We're a team. Last night, last night, that was the first episode of the second half of the fifth season. Season six of Breaking Bad.

We're gonna spend the first 30 minutes of this podcast just going over the entire episode. Yeah, just a tune. Here we go. Just to get all the spoilers out of the way. I would open. I would open. I would open. I would open. I would open.

I would open. I would open. I would open. I would open. I would open. I would open. I would open. I would open. I would open. I would open. We were talking about on the patch last week is something that doesn't happen in a game or movie If you say it doesn't happen is that a spoiler. Yes, it is absolutely is Because you would have limited a possibility that is true

But no there's too many of those you can say they didn't go to the moon this episode They go yeah, but if it's in the realm of possibility I'm gonna be breaking bad is like they crashed a plane on that show It's like anything is in the realm of possibility. All right. We're not gonna talk but you're gonna start tuning out of They think we're gonna talk about this well breaking, but I had a breaking bad night at my house where we everybody came where we watched breaking bad Except for you you didn't watch any of it. Where you fucking talking about he walking around left and right up and down Around the corner up. I think I was there fight fight fight. I had to cook I had to cook all right What happened?

Well, you so there's be careful saying cook during breaking bad I'd like to have a argument about this but it would involve sports What you thought I watched around too much was it bothering you? No, you just didn't see it like some peak scenes there That's not true. I saw I saw the whole thing I saw the thing and then the other thing But Gus was invited to go and this is how this is the level right. But Gus was invited to go. And this is how, this is the level we're at now with Gus inviting him to go out places. Is Gavin, you had already said no, you couldn't come.

Gavin, you had said yes, you were coming, and Barbara was coming. And I came. And you did come. So when I got to the Gavin and Barbara level are coming, I then contacted Gus and I said, okay, here's the deal. I would like for you to come to my house to watch Breaking Bad.

I've only invited Gavin and Barbara. I promise if you come, I will not invite any more people. It'll be just them. I was gonna go. You were, I did. You won't deal with any more people than just two other people. Because I was supposed to have dinner with my in-laws on Friday night. But then they rescheduled and I was supposed to, then I had to go to dinner with them on Sunday night.

Bernie thought it was a lie. So while I was at dinner, I texted a picture of my watch and the menu to prove that it has the date on it. And like, look, I am not lying. Like today's newspaper. Yeah. Exactly. I've proved like where you are. Like, at first I was going to take a picture of the menu

and I thought, well, he's just going to say I could have taken that any time. It's like, I made sure to get my watch in it, like right next to the restaurant. It's like, it doesn't be the kind of guy who takes pictures of menus, just in case he needs an excuse. Well, no, because I'm going to meet the lie and then subsequently gone to a restaurant

and take it a picture. Which you couldn't done. He also could've done it like 24 hours earlier at the same time. The date was in the picture. You could've said you didn't watch. But you invited more people than that. Well, after Gus said he couldn't come,

then I expanded the roster because that's where I am now. I want this guy. I was gonna go. That's where I am with you though now. It's like if I'm gonna invite you, I get to invite you in the first round. Let me make sure that I have to stop inviting people. I don't know if you got the early part of conversation,

but I get top billing. I know, I heard. I heard. So, like the Gus invites supersedes like 10 other people. So he's like the first ballot basically. Like you have to, he has to get in that first round. It's like the salary cap. Like I'm more more than most other people.

Now it's different for all different events, but who do you think it like if we're gonna watch something, who's the big one that you can invite, or otherwise Gus will lose it? Well, Dave. Kara. That would be a good one. Kara would be a good one.

Try to think who would be talking during an episode. I would have it. Yeah. I would say Gavin was. No, Gavin said that was. Gavin was definitely quiet. At one point, it's Miles. A one-point miles. It's miles, it's miles and Kara.

So if we're gonna be watching something, miles and Kara, I have to invite them after Gus, but if we're going out somewhere and going drinking, that's totally fine. It's only that specific of it. Absolutely. Like if we're gonna be watching. Carers matter me somehow now.

Like I'm the one who called her out for talking to you. You should care if you're your right you should be mad at us incredible I was gonna spoil her stuff this was supposed to be my cup for the game of Throne's night uh... yeah it's good four five is that a goblet or a what I don't know how to tell us there we go shallis is it what's the difference with a goblet in a cell is the white we have two

fucking different words for it yeah I don't know also know. Also a cup. Is it a pimple? Yeah. I hate it. There's too many words. You should be dazzling here. I got really mad trying to buy peanut butter the other day. What? What's that mean?

Should we be different? Should we be different? Should we be different? That's like, chunky and creamy. Fine. But then it's like, all these fucking different brands. Yes, smooth. And then it's like, there's jiff.

And then there's simply jiff. And then there's like less sodium jiff. It's like is like which what the fuck do they make three different ones when I was like hazelnut too They make hazelnut Jeff to keep it in that teller. Yeah, it must drive you insane buying milk then there's like One milk that I like what is it? Horizon it's organic because it lasts like five weeks That's that the car one one. I buy that one. It last forever. I went home to England and then went to VidCon

and my milk was still good when I got back. Yeah, I bought some this weekend. It's just up to 20th. Yeah, it's good for over a month. I gave it a sniff. I couldn't smell a thing. Yeah, I don't know. Like you literally couldn't smell anything after it.

I know. When I woke up, I was throwing up. What if you smell milk, though? Doesn't it always smell bad to you? No, it always smells bad. No, it always smells bad. Yeah, it's not like milk. It smells like milk always smells like milk always smells like. I feel like it's the crust or whatever accumulates at the top.

Right. That's like taints the scent of the rest of the milk. Like if you smell a quarter filled carton of milk, it's like three quarters of it is like milk crust. Let's just throw it down to the surface of the milk and take it up your nose. It's easier for some of us than others. It is, yeah. surface of the milk and pick it up your nose It's easier for some of us than others. It is yeah, I can smell milk without opening it

So and what's what's if you drink like inspired milk what's gonna happen? You will lie. You'll throw up. What is it basically? Didn't that what cheese is and isn't that I Think it's it's different. I think cheese has a process Like they don't use all of the milk. They fucking stirred up and like extract it Yeah, you like that right? So over and over again So what are the bad bits and milk that go bad one of those bits? It's probably the way right? What does that mean like the liquid part like curds and way? It's probably like the less fatty part the liquidy part little miss muffin

How do you know that how do you know the difference be curds and way so no I'm not a way I would not assume that way is liquid I'm a turquoise you get cheese curds like a culverse or in poutine curds So you said that's all the part little mismuffet sound a tough in 80 ingredients of milk. Yeah, she ate like separated milk Well, oiled milk and the fat and then the spider came down her game was already shot more the spider showed up She's like oh, I got this to go Nothing else to eat except curds in a way So literally little mismuffet is sitting on a tuffet. What's a tuffet? She has a bowl

It's a tukus she's sitting on there. She has a bowl of milk Curds cheese with milk in it The shitty milk though the way like he's getting cheese and like chopping up in a bowl and the shitty milk though the way like you guys are getting tees and like chopping up in a bowl and We were so Gavin I went to Vidcon we it's always one went together. We have these just gag sessions because I'm gonna get sick thinking about this to VidCon. It's always when we're together, we have these just gag sessions because stuff happens on the island. I'm going to get thinking about this. We were going to a party at the Annabelle Hotel.

It was the Discovery Channel party. Yeah, with the tour's fed. Yeah. The party was people stood around a pool. Someone, I can't believe no one fell in. It was ridiculous. It was close a couple times, I'm pretty sure. But on the way to the party, this is an anaheim

where they hold VidCon. And we were walking, we were like, oh, it smells a little rank. It smells like somebody let one go. Then we kept walking and there was like, okay, that's obviously an open sewer line. Then it was like, I can't describe the smell. You had to like lean into it to walk forward.

It was so fucking dense. It was like a homeless man took a dump on your face. We all went through the okay sure what kind of thing. I'm trying to get the grossest story of this smell like in think of. But we went through kind of three phases of the smell. We went into it and it was like oh I

saw something smells a bit gippin and then the stage two was like people turning around and being like oh yeah that is bad. Stage three I was about to throw up in my eyes or watering and then I had to like go on one knee at one point. I felt like if I got one, I thought if I got low I could get under the smell. It's like it's like it's like a sick air. It was like a sick air. It was. I could taste it through my mouth. Was this downtown? I mean my nose.

Was this downtown LA? No it's Anaheim dude. Oh Anaheim. Yeah okay. It was like the first line of the story. It's okay. I missed that part. It's the part where you're saying oh, I think I heard this story already No, that's now Gus's impression of you now you know, he thinks of you base and it's a pressure. What's your impression of me? My name is Bernie do what I say In our life? Is that what you remember about me? Yes. Sticking a toe in a burrito is probably about as low as he gets.

I had a period of time where it was a long period, by the way. One of my years. One of my favorite things to do is when people get their food, we could bring food into the office. And it was just six of us. They'd be really excited about it, and like Gus would have a bowl of like a burrito bowl or something like that, and I would go, Gus, what did you get? That looks good right there. I'd stick my finger in it, and he'd go, he gets so mad. And what was the toe? I stuck my toe in Jeff's burrito? I think it was actually a sandwich. I thought it was a burrito or a sandwich, but you go a toe up on the table.

I've no, he was was that he put on the ground So I flipped the top of the bread off with like a my toe my big toe or something Well, why are you putting the ground? I said what's in your sandwich? Because we were getting ready to shoot red versus blue and we would sit on the ground You investigate with your foot remember when we were in Vegas and Dan was like I'm gonna do it We're not revolving Restaurant and then set his camera on the floor to do a timelapse as the restaurant revolve round and you just walked on Go, what's this? I'd like to get it. It was like 20 minutes into a timelapse and he was like, what are you doing?

You just be punching it up. Wow. I thought it was an explosive device. It was a little part with a red light on. I walked on it and I was like, what's this thing, kick? Did I like what you do? That's how you investigate explosive devices. My favorite were like that, we went to free birds. We've never been to free birds. You get these massive burritos. It's like a burrito place in Austin.

And the burritos are like this big. And then when they serve them to you, they're completely wrapped in foil. Right? So, was it you or Jeff that brought it up or Matt brought it up and goes Oh, I forgot my napkins it gets up and goes the entire time he's away from the table I take my fork and I'm going Top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top-top- I'm gonna go order another bereaved Also like all the guts of the burrito come out like the structural integrity of the Supermise foil down into the food. Yeah, I can tell the story to

Raspus a rational person. What would they say about that? Like what does that say about your personality? I don't know. There's a funny joke it lasted a long time. Let's a really long time Although it's worse things can happen to you at freebirds. I can't tell you the number of times Although it's worse things can happen to you at freebirds. I can't tell you the number of times Bennett that goddamn restaurant and That, Carmically the universe has gotten revenge on me because I will go back to get a fork I come out and there's a fucking Grackle which are these black crows that only live in Austin and it's just like just like pecking at my Pro yeah, like furiously trying to get as much food as a Ken before I get back to the table fish is dude

They're terrible. That's what you get for eating outside. Yeah, I'm reallycking at my pro-year. Like, furiously trying to get as much food as a Ken before I get back to the table. This is terrible. This is terrible. They're terrible. That's what you get for eating outside. Yeah, I'm gonna have rabies. Okay, outside for suckers. Birds in Austin, man, they're like the most tame things I've ever seen on the planet.

Like, have I told the story about me and my buddy's idea where we're gonna do for our college prank? I don't think so. So, the union, the Texas union, which is like the place they're in college where everyone goes and eats. Like, there's an outdoor area area and you go get your windows, your talk about whatever you go out on the patio and eat out there.

And these pigeons will just straight up land on your table and eat food out of your hand. They are fearless, right? So my friend and I were thinking, what can we do that would be our sort of thing. And we came up with the idea of we were going to go at night and start feeding these pigeons on the tables until they know at night people show up and feed them and they come on the tables and land and stuff.

Then we were going to capture a few of them and then we were going to make little capes and helmets out of hot pink bubbles and then put them on the pigeons and just release them back into the wild because to me personally if I was sitting there eating my lunch and a pigeon with a helmet landed on my table that'd be it nothing else would be funnier in the world. That's incredible. He would never benefit from the joke. No, but I mean the idea is just like the idea that there are pigeons flying around with capes and helmets on.

Just that pigeon like that. Exactly. Just like that mental image of a pigeon landing with like a motorcycle helmet on. Like the fuck is this? And then it flies away. It's like. You think that would like help the pigeon, like we're gonna have some kind of like evolutionary advantage?

Like, it's immune to head trauma now. But is this something you did or you wanted to do? No, we thought about it. Then we couldn't figure out any way to secure it to a pigeon without actually hurting it or harming it. So it's like if someone can figure out a way where you can put a glument. Yeah, you can put it on a pigeon without hurting it.

Super glue. Glue a pigeon. It won't hurt until you try to take it off. His feathers will come out. It's protected. It's better off than a helmet on. Yeah, I'm thinking about it. So you're about it. If you're riding a motorcycle, would you rather have feathers on your head or a helmet?

I think the dress way is to start it young, like they'll catch with it in the front yard for a while. I get interested in this port. I mean, eventually it looks just like that. By a little motorcycle, we'd have to get it out of the house. Like, all right, we got to protect you now. So anyway, we ended up not doing it, but yeah. This was a guy who, I think he bought like 20,000 goldfish and put them in a pond that is high school.

Wow. So like, it was just one of those things you can't just drain the pond and kill 20,000 goldfish. Well, you also can't put 20,000 goldfish in a pond. You can buy goldfish. A lot of them will die, like just going into the pond. Yeah, you can buy goldfish for like a penny so he's like he's been like two hundred dollars and it's like just got a loaded goldfish dumped him

and like put him in a truck dumped him in the pond or off so we all listen to that you can buy him in bulk and leave you to like Sam's Club or something no no I'm not where you get him in bulk but I saw my brother kill his goldfish ones was like kneeling and this is a bunch of just punched in the head. No, he was playing darts, and the darts bounced off the metal on the dartboard and went straight through the hole. No, no! There's no way that it's true.

And I think the blood from the fish killed the other one that was in there. Like it was just like leased in the hole. Or the trauma from like seeing its goalfish friend stab. Yeah, so your brother speared a goldfish with a dart. Unintentionally, you couldn't have aimed it, it had to be that perfect deflection into his fishbowl. All right.

Have you used to live, you lived in Los Angeles for a very short period of time? Five months, yeah. Five months, not so short. But did you ever hear about the wild pack of parrots that lives in Los Angeles? I've heard of that, yeah, yeah. Yeah, There's some guy that like takes care of him, right? Was it like a gang?

There's a urban legend, no, it's like you'll be just driving along and all of a sudden you'll see this like flock of parrots and it's the urban legend in LA that apparently there was like a wreck from a truck and some parrots got out and then they're like found each other and there's colony of parrots that nobody can catch and they just kind of roam LA randomly. We have so been Austin too yeah we do like the the the park monk parakeets I think it's what they are yeah like in the Hyde Park area I see them every so often like green yeah that's one thing about Australia it's like you see like cockatoo and like parents was flying around wild and

this is like it's really cool instead of seeing like shitty pigeons and stuff it's like oh that's a cool looking bird you know yeah but over there they're like or bird the dress you'll your burrito yeah well it's like oh that's a cool looking bird you know yeah but over there they're like or a birth a dress you'll be a burrito haha what's better for I start poking holes in it the sand gabriel valley in California has a large non-indigenous population of naturalized parrots according to the parrot project of Los Angeles the parrots are at least five different species residents have come to enjoy the birds as part of their unique cities culture and with others so Cal, they become local icons in the city.

They're all messed above your car and then they probably wouldn't like him as much. Yeah, exactly. It seems to me like there's a spot on my back deck where a fucking bird sits and it shits in the same place on my deck. Like spot after spot after spot like it makes like I'm gonna go out of town for a week or two. It's like a mound of birdcrab. It's the lag might. two. It's like a mound of birdcraft

Place in one fucking place. I'm hoping the bird if I leave it long enough it'll shit enough to with a bird will push itself off It's Story There's like the skeleton up there. What is that? Well, I've got a story for you. I mean, the weirdest time lapse in the world. The secret is not to change the way the bird but to feed it accounts to it. And we didn't really shop food. I don't kill itself. But yeah, you know what I read about stuff like that.

And Los Angeles in general, like the pack of parakeets and or pack of parrots and stuff like that. It makes me always think of like Grand Deft Auto like when I see cars on the road where they have like in Austin there's several different cars that have dolls glued all over something like that and it reminds me of unique vehicles in the Grand Deft Auto world or you know something like taxi and GT3 or or some of these pre-sported. Yeah, only every now and then you know I don't know if you remember but back before achievements

I went and got in GTA 3 all the cars you were supposed to collect from the impound lot and the The ice cream truck was the hardest one to find yeah Van in New York City this covered in cameras It's like like old like film cameras. There's like, like, film cameras. It's like just completely covered them. Same sort of like the doll heads. We're just like wrapped. It's kind of a cool idea.

You know what it was aggravating me in GTA before? And out of GTA V will fix that, is that the number of cars that are on the street are randomly selected by windows of time. And that when you're driving around and say like a Ferrari, you know, you'll experience some pickups, you'll experience some motorcycles, and things like that. But when you're looking for a unique vehicle,

or ones that are hard to find, they come in windows at time, but it's totally based on what's available in the world. So when you're in a car that's counted as one of the library of cars that they can pull from. So when you find a unique car that you've been looking for forever, suddenly then you see it constantly on the street after you're driving. You know, in then you see it constantly on the street after your drive. You know, in that category of cars now, the driving.

Because you're driving it. That was all the time. And it's the worst case of randomization of any game. It's so obvious as well. Right. And you're always like, you spend so much time looking for a car like, say like a Lamborghini, you finally find it.

And then obviously, it's nothing but Lamborghini. And you try to enter the garage where you need to put it. It's like, yeah, all right, I get it. This is everywhere now. I get it. On the bright side of your wreck it, you can find another replacement quickly. Was it Diablo? Was it other called in the game?

Yeah. I think so. I remember there was one, I think it was a bulletproof Patriot or something in GTA 3. It's like the one bulletproof car in the game. I rolled it immediately and it's gone. So it's GTA 5 come out. September. It's coming fast. It's like early September

Listen to that I just know that I have to play I'll let some Ali I've to finish states for a full before that comes out otherwise. I'll never finish that game So states for a four you guys have you started playing it? No, Michael played it and raised playing it now Have you finished playing it? Yeah, can I get your copy then? Yes. We'll talk about it later this week on the patch. When does it come out? August 20th, which is next week. Next week. Next week. Next week. Can you talk about it starting this week? We can talk about it this Wednesday. GT5 September 17th. Okay, so we'll put a month out. There's like, there's a bunch of games that are they're hitting just before the next gen consoles come out. So like, Mark, well, it's frustrating,

because like, you know, Assassin's Creed 4 is coming out. I think October 31st, and like right before the new consoles, and I'm like, I wanna play Assassin's Creed 4, but I also don't wanna get into it and then have to restart. They're also unique. The achievement list's correct. Yeah, yeah, there are so there's two lists. So that's cool, but I just remember

that I wildly predicted what Assassin's Creed 4 was gonna be about, about two years before it came out Well, just as well before that was it was I think we were at the real downtown. We're on the Congress I think it's when they announced that they were making Assassin's Creed 3 was about the American Revolution And I see they should just make the next one about pirates. Well, they announced they announced three last two years ago So yeah, yeah, it was it was right after it was prompted by the fact that they were changing Yeah, it was right after it was prompted by the fact that they were changing genres like they were moving from you know the Ultair like you know Italian story to the easy prediction What else would it have been about what's that what else would it be there's been heavily like in private brief at next one

Here we go and it's at an instant or so why not I mean an assassin's creed to there's a map on the wall Like it won't point if to assemble this map and then like it ultimately pop up in the uh... the eagle vision whatever you can see assassins create logos all over the world including like cuba and you know the middle east and like in north you know north west america or north east america and um... some of the people saw cuba on their name soon like pirates or something also uh... japan's on there so people are saying like maybe ninjas or something

uh... samarai would be a good one. That was more than just me than the Sesson Street 3. You know what else to be a good one? What's that? Cowboys in the American West. By the vice-presural prediction? No, I would say the Japanese Asian one is probably way more likely.

That'd be the next one. Way more likely. Apparently, I don't know much about the new one. I mean, as far as the present day stuff, because not getting crazy spoiler territory, but obviously, there's sort of a, you go into an animus which takes you back in time. And what they're gonna do with the present day stuff

in Assassin's Creed 4 is gonna be a lot different. Apparently, it's not gonna be as plot related. This is more, just investigating the past, as opposed to kind of linking it all together with the future. So there's no real emphasis on modern day stuff. This way, yeah. So like Desmond, it was a big part of the last, you know, the new- So do you no real emphasis on modern day stuff. This way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So like Desmond was a big part of the last three years. So do you mean it's not going to be a simulation? It's actually going to be the top. It is a simulation, but it's like a researcher at a, as a stergo, a stergo. All right. So it's not like a main character type guy. As far as I know, that could be, I mean,

this is just what I've read. So when we were in California, I was intending on staying three days, I ended up staying five, because we extended our trip to go on what's trending. And I mean, you know this story. I probably told you as well, but I ran out of clothes. And everyone thinks it's mental what I did. Did I tell you about this?

It's what you did, mental, what you did. How is it mental? Explain what you did. Explain what you did. Yeah, tell the story. Well, I ran out of shirts, i was so ran out of clothing I watched my clothing at a laundry go ahead okay well also there's laundry service at our health I was checking out that day because being adults here I was checking out that

day it was it was like 10 a.m. and I had to be out by midday and I had three dirty shirts now I'd like for dad to come at the moment I like to ask our audience to consider this you're in a hotel You're out of clothing because all your clothes are dirty. You're checking out later that morning. What do you do? Gavin, please can what would Gavin do it? We're new theories. How would you do if you're a rational human being now? Let's find out what Gavin did well I also did a shower. So what I did I put on all three shirts and took a shower in him I got all the shampoo put it all on me rubbed it all over the shirt like got it all up all the layers of shirts

All up like this and then I rinsed it all off, but I tried them that isn't that I'm trying with a hairdryer Gavin that is what an insane person would do. What did you just wash him in the sink? There you go. Hey, why not do that, Gavin? I needed a shower as well. Also, I like how you're just-

You thought you were checking out shortly. You knew you were gonna run out earlier in this trip. I didn't- I was told, Hey, we're staying till this day now. I was like, all right. And how many days was that? Like ahead of time, did you know that? I probably found out the evening before but I was drunk uh...

so yeah let me just worked out fine and I went on the show and my shirt smelled like shampoo it was good smell clean and what kind of shampoo I also argue that you didn't take you didn't take a shower because you had clothes on so you did not clean your shop. Did you take the clothes off and then continue your shower? No. You got out sopping wet with three shirts on, peeled them off and then dried them. Tell me at least took the shirts off in the tub of the shower before getting out. That way you didn't just drain water all over your hotel bathroom.

I'm just happy to show it. It was wet for the show. I'm surprised you didn't show up to this set of the show, like in three wet shirts. I think it's thousand pounds. I can Gavin like stepping in with a shoes on too Like oh works for the shirt. It's not the best way to dry shirt quickly You you tie that you tie not in the sleeves and blast the head dry out the whole thing inflates and you see the steam coming off or Use a clothes dryer That out there or just stick it in the sun

Yeah, let me just find some sun in my shower. It doesn't face the sun. What is this crazy sun you're talking about? You find some sun. So, Gavin, just so you know, because you don't drive, but when you do start driving, if your car ever gets dirty, do not drive it into a swimming pool. That is not the solution. Do not wear it into the shower.

So maybe one day you're going to go through a car a car wash and Gavin be like I need a shower too Let me just roll down all the windows. I Are dirty. I could have a shower and I had a smile on my face because I thought I thought this is brilliant that worked You certainly didn't think that idiots are usually happy. That's what meant my experience You haven't done a gag gal gal gal gal gal gal gal gal gal gal gal gal gal gal gal gal gal gal gal gal gal gal gal I didn't want to like, I didn't, I sent him a couple, a few weeks ago, but we didn't want to like, Did I don't do it? Beated to death. No, no, you're good, you're good. You did a science questionnaire thing last, last week, right?

Right. How did that go? Yeah, you asked me about science. It was an ambush. Wasn't an ambush? Oh yeah, he did not want to come over to the, uh, ambush. You got a baby over there in the, in the fucking studio. This is what happened. I'm busy editing. Nah. Click, uh, and- You're not like a baby over there in the fucking studio. This is what happened. I'm busy editing.

Nah. Click, click, click. Nope, tap. I know you have people for that now. What? Yeah, people. Anyway, I still do Minecraft, let's play. Anyway.

Are you the only one left who edits over there now? I'm sick of this. Fuck you. What do you do now? I edit three things a week. What do you edit? I edit Awu. I edit Horus.

I edit trials. Is that a play? All right. Yeah. You got it. What do you like it? I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had You know slow my guys thing. I was like okay. I sat back down. I was like Bullshit Bullshit and then what aiming me and I was like what's it about and they just wouldn't tell me and Chris was like hey

Come on, I was like I'm not coming over there How do they finally get you to come over here? I wrote him and take it over here. Oh You you told me what it was yeah Oh, so so much for the ambush well There I will say there was I was not like you was studying on his way over Yeah, I'm gonna study was not like you were studying on his way over Yeah, I'm gonna study science in the walk across the part There was like part of my favorite thing like the Chris one part of my favorite bit was you surprising him with the thing because the Chris

When you set it up it was gonna be Kara right and then he was helping set up for it And then you're like oh Chris sit down and these like and then you went into it. Yeah, you can only do that a few times until Everyone knows what's about to happen.. They got me pretty well on one, because they finally did one with me. And Brandon hates when I talk about it, but I've talked about it before. So get metal you want, fuckhead. He says, go nuts.

Go nuts. We haven't released it yet. So here's what it was. I need to say this, my DS is a camera, and Chris is setting it up, and I'm over there sitting. And Cara's doing makeup, because bigger real, we get makeup done for some of these on camera things. camera and Chris is like setting it up and I'm over there sitting and carousel and makeup big reveal we make up some of these on camera things and uh... she was we are as a lot to quiz somebody about

something uh... like you about science yeah about science questions and uh... they were gonna ambush me about harry potter but i know that of course so carer and there's one of the things i suggested they if they were ever gonna ambush me they should do harry potter or pokemon should about that or or list the people work at this company now what the fuck is that for i know everybody who works including fucking captain america we just hired

uh... but the uh... they so i'm sitting there and cares for my makeup and she says she says um... she said yeah we're doing these uh... this my care impression we're doing uh... we get to send questions in and uh... and i was trying to come up with a heri potter questions i know what i'm looking at all science questions she goes and i was like thinking like what is this and what is that i don't

remember this what movie was that in and christ who is focusing camera got to me christ i look over at christ a christ to the camera like this and he's here's exactly how he's how he's doing the camera so looking here is like this but it's like and it's they say, the tail on Chris's face was amazing. He was like, there isn't what you're saying. Nobody told me he was supposed to be secret.

That handbush interview is not supposed to be secret. And Chris gets the widest eyes ever too. He's just like staring at me. Like, he's hidden behind the camera. He's saying perfectly. And I was like, you mother fuckers. And then we had to have a big meeting about it. Like, Brady was like, shoot, he's not doing it. I was like, fuck, come on, do it of course. Nice. I didn't see how it changes anything.

I don't know, shoot about here. You should have said, in ambition of you, let's go. I don't know, I don't know if I play. Yeah. I was just busy doing stuff. I didn't want it to be a dumb waste of time. Gus, what would be your terrible abushing interview? Pokemon.

Pokemon? Pokemon. As we like to call it on. Should be your Pokemon. On the patch? ambush interview? Pokemon. Pokemon? Pokemon man's. As we like to call it on. Show me your Pokemon. Yeah, definitely Pokemon. Probably Harry Potter as well. Are we the same person? Yeah.

You might as well watch heads. Yeah, we do. I think my head's a little bit longer bigger than yours. We measured. Yeah. Mine's bigger. No, no, no. Did you count the volume of your heads?

We just went with circumference. See, let's ask this question. Who's taller? Me or you? We're the same height. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I sit there with the fucking weights working out my scalp. Like it looks more proportional to you. Well I see what you see. I look like a freak because my head's as big as him and I'm like a fucking stick over here. Yeah, you're like a fucking lollipop over there. Let me read this one. I'm still fucking insulting me. If I suck his head, we get a smoole. What?

We want to remind everyone that this episode of The RISD podcast is brought to you by Squarespace. Squarespace is the all-in-one platform that makes it fast and easy to create your own professional website or online portfolio. Squarespace has been around for nine years and they're constantly improving their platform with new features, new designs, and even better support. They have beautiful designs for you to start with and they have a ton of style options so you can create a unique website for you or your business. and they have a ton of style options so you can create a unique website for you or your business. They recently released 20 new customizable templates and every design automatically includes a mobile experience that matches the overall style of your website.

So content looks great on any device anytime. You're gonna put five. Yeah. Squarespace is one several design awards, including FWA, favorite website award, the Webbees, Forbes, their customer support team is also one awards, and in fact, nearly half of Squarespace employees are now on the customer care team in New York. Their office has even been nicknamed the Care Bear

layer. The Care Bear layer. So Squarespace is good for everyone whether you need a simple website solution or you develop and want to get in a code. So, you can customize. It starts at just $8 a month, includes a free domain name if you sign up for a year. So, if you're looking to It starts at just $8 a month, includes a free domain name if you sign up for a year. So if you're looking to make a website, give Squarespace a try. If you want to sign up, you don't need a credit card. Just if you do decide to sign up, use offer code Ruestri8,

you get 10% off, and thanks a bunch of Squarespace for the support for the Ruestri8 podcast. Yay. So I'm not continuing. Sorry. That's it. Let's talk about websites. All right, so my legs not falling off.

It's getting better. So the last thing the last time I was on here, I talked about my leg. I thought I might have a blood clot. You can't really see it, but I thought I might have a blood clot. I actually have something called cellulitis, which is a bacterial infection of the skin. So you're filthy.

I'm under a skin, too. Under an EAS. I can write them like the upper layer. With Squarespace, I could register jacksfilthyleg.com. Exactly. And what you talk about- It better be a website by the end of this but there's a podcast So I really do have to ask a question about this too because you went online and diagnosed yourself Yeah, well, okay, so what I did well, okay, so what I did I was on I was obviously on a flight from Australia It's back to Austin

Well, I was guilty of this because I was the guy who telling you to be worried about yeah Yeah, so it's like deep pain thrombosis is something I was warning you about. Like make sure you get up, walk around. Which I did during the flight. But still, you know, you get sore, your legs get sore, whatever. So they were a little sore when I landed, but it wasn't a big deal.

I was like, okay, whatever. It's just, you know, flight. I was flying for 20 something hours by the time I finally landed. So anyway, that weekend I ended up going out. And I went, actually I went tubing with Joel and some other friends. And then on Monday my legs really started hurting

and it was like it was red and I was like, that's odd. And so I went to Dr. Google and I put in deep veins on both to just curious what it would look like. And like sure enough, it was like that's exactly what my leg looked like. It was like there was the first photo looked exactly like my leg and I'm like, oh shit. So I went to this Nurgent Care Place.

I told them the situation and they were like, okay, well, we'll give you some basically pills and just take this and whatever. And I was on the podcast that night, talked about a little bit. Then I went, It seems weird to me that they prescribed you what I'm guessing is anti-coagulants,

just based on what you read on the internet. Well, I mean, like she also, she agreed with me. Like she was like, okay, this is, you know. She agreed with Dr. Google. Yeah, well, I mean, she- She should have her own lap times, she's like doing her own search here. But I mean, like, based on what it looked like

and, like, the symptoms and the fact that I was on a flight is like, okay, it would make sense. Like, it was a blood clot, like, okay, this is what it would look like and this is what it would feel like. So, she prescribed that- Doesn't boost in the blood. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, it does. Like, that's why you can't- That's why you can't drink with it. Yeah. So, anyway- You can't drink with it. Yeah. So anyway, you can't drink with those anticoagulants. What did you just blood about? What did you come in in? Be bad.

I forget what loading is what it was. Yeah. Anyway, so they said come back 48 hours. We'll take a look again. So I go back. A different doctor looked at me and he's like, yeah, it's not that. And I thought, at that point, my leg was still red. And I was thinking, well, maybe it's a sunburn.

Maybe it's really burned myself from this weekend because it was red. And I was just freaking myself out. And she was like, no, it it's a sunburn. Like, maybe it's really burned myself from this weekend because it was red and I was just freaking myself out. And she was like, no, it's not a sunburn. And then she pushed on my leg, I can't do it anymore, but she pushed on my leg and left like this dent. It's still there a little bit, but it was the creepiest thing ever, because my leg was swollen, I didn't realize it. And she was able to push in, hold it,

and then let it up and it left like a perfect dent. It was one of the freakyest things I was able to do. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was've seen. He pushed in and his thumb print was in his leg. And it was crazy. You could have poured water into the hole. It still doesn't look a little bit because it's still swell.

It's not as bad. And they're like, it's a thing called cellulitis, which is, I don't, I guess it's because, I don't know how it's like a staff infection, right? So, anyway, so it's taking, it was cellulitis. So I've been taking antibiotics to clear it up and it's getting better.

So it doesn't hurt as much anymore and I'm not gonna lose my foot so Has nothing to do with anti-collegiate. It's well. It's like a pain release It doesn't I don't know what else it does, but you find the stuff is taking it as a medicine You don't ask you don't know what you're taking I don't I don't know I only change it so quickly That's that one I look at but you're still taking it. No, no, no, no I didn't change it before you took it They you were prescribed this medication and you took it so do you get medication? They go home research it's then start

All the fucking literature they give you with it and I look it up to that's what you have to take Like what are you gonna say would you like to be like no? I'm not gonna take that like You gotta know like I'm a drinker. I have to read and be like no I I research that a fool is like I search like can I drink can I use'm a drinker. I have to read and be like, No, I researched that. If all is like, I searched like, can I use this and drink alcohol? And I was like, you know, you can, but no. So you went out of your way to look that up

instead of just reading the fucking literature that came with it. Yeah. Well, the literature that came with it, like all in the bottle didn't say anything about it. I'm like, I was like, I'm like a fucking information paper thing, right? So that was a time, I still wouldn't double check.

By the way, I just wanna say Alan just sent me a text. He has registered Jacks filthy leg dot com Hey, you guys can't thank you Alan. Well, we'll update it with picture start your web presence So, um anyway, but now it's getting better. It should be a porn site So Jack that was a time when you're when you thought you had deep veins from both this which could potentially end your life Yes, if it goes wrong We worried on did you think it was kind of funny? No, no, what, when, initially, like, when I, before I went and got it checked out, there, I was a little bit worried, yes.

And then when I went there, like, if this is, like, a thrombosis, it's not that bad. Like, because it's closer to the skin and it's lower, the deep vein thrombosis that'll fuck you up with the ones that are up in your thigh. This is the odd season. Yeah, yeah, cause those get big and then they break off against your lungs or your brain. So, like, I knew, like, right off the bat, like, at least it wasn't gonna be that. When you said you had a red leg,

I was really hoping I'd shingle. I really wanted it to shingle. And then you and Gavin could play tennis and see who gets the link. Yeah. I was in there when you looked this leg. I missed that. We have video on it.

That's like, look it up. What's the, you wanna be there and see the grossness. You really wanted to see that? Of course. Gus is filthy like a calm. Did you watch the video and munk off over it? I'm almost embarrassed to admit this too is that when I heard the Jack had deep vein through an abosis, it triggered like my ingrained protection instinct I have for all the employees

that work here and I was calling Jack at like two in the morning. Like two in the morning, yeah. To make sure Jack was okay. Like I would regularly check up on Jack because he was alone to make sure that he was doing okay. That's a lot better than sticking your toe in his leg. You've come a long way, Bernie.

I mean, look, there's some legitimate Karen stinks as not. I said a message to Gavin when he was in England and he brought me back just the most like, he just ripped me to shreds. I showed him. I showed him. Like, yeah, I show it. I show it. I show it. Like, yeah, I wrote this thing like,

Gavin was moving out his house, the house he grew up in as a kid, where he started slow-mo guys, and then he's wrote this nice message about like, hey, it seemed like he was- You were depressed about it, because you put this picture up of you alone in the backyard.

You wrote that text as a joke, right? What? That- that text you sent me was- I know it was a joke, but I wrote Gavin this like, heartfelt thing about like- It was like- Don't worry. A home like heartful thing about like we like don't worry uh... what you have a

uh... uh... i don't think about it i'll read it i'll read it i said that i said don't forget it is a new house is come and go but a home is where you make your life i said you can sell you can sell your houses i said but a home is where people love you don't forget that

and get a lot back hey thanks for the message by the way, that turned my phone gay. I said that was the gayest thing my phone ever seen, and my phone likes boys now. And it's like, this heartfelt message, and you motherfuckers triggering all my protective instincts, then God damn it, and he's like, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night, and you're like, fuck off from across the ocean? I love it that you only concerned in appropriate hours. Do you remember that time you left Shotgun shells a Jeff's house. Yes, I do forgot you waited until 2 a.m

And then you kicked in the door of the studio and said wake up bitches. Hey, where the shotgun shells? I didn't do that at all. I remember Barrow was sleeping the living room. I'm really scared to shoot up in the studio. Yeah. Well they got a young team. It's an enemy of adventure so it must be true. Oh it is. That's animated already. Got him forever.

I mean that's a thing where it's like if something, I don't know what's going to happen. Nothing's going to happen with shotgun shells. But if something had happened, I mean that had been terrible. Nobody else knew about it so I thought I'll just go get them Gavin's a sleep hammer or It takes a hammer and I when he sleeps this matches Can I can I tell you story? Mad joke. You know we move on to the topics. I'll tell you a funny story

That's what I'm okay So when we were in college Matt and I made a movie together that some people know about called the schedule It's the first thing we ever made. I was a computer science student at the University of Texas. I wanted to learn about filmmaking, and so I thought, instead of going and sitting in on filmmaking classes, I'll just make a movie. And so I found this film student, Matt Holam, and he was the one guy I could,

who thought heard the idea and said, yeah, I'll do that with you, I'll make a movie with you, because he wanted to make a movie as well. And it would actually shot a feature-length film on 16-millimeter film, film, where we filmed for like three months, but never saw a bit of the footage until we had it developed, because we were such cheap college students. How did you know the camera worked? We didn't, we just worked on faith.

In fact, the first role we developed, it shot in 100-foot reels, Gavin, 100 feet. That's two and a half minutes at a time that we could shoot and it sounded like a fucking truck You know, but um, so what's your code sound on? We recorded it separately then we got a Fresilini camera. Where's JJ when you need him for Christ sake and that one we could shoot sync sound with in fact The original one we had you couldn't it wasn't even like sing to with sound We had to slow the sound under like 98.4% to get to match up with the camera.

What is it now? The bit rate was different or something? Or it's just like slow, it's all analog shit. So anyway, so one of the many things that we try to do in the movie was we tried to have a scene where a guy got shot. It was a drive-by shooting. And so we made these little things.

We were trying to find these little things called squibs, which are the little explosive devices you wear and you wear a blood pack over it. So when somebody shoots you then we trigger the explosive device, explodes outward with some blood. They're hard to get hold of on. They're extraordinarily hard to get hold of. And unless you have some kind of special effects, indensate effects, you can't get it. And we want to pay some dude to do it for us. So we tried every method to make these squibs like I wore a weight belt and we strapped firecrackers to it. I mean I got the biggest bruise on my stomach from doing that and one of the brilliant ideas that we had was we were going to take as my idea the little copper end of a shotgun shell

and see what was in there the blasting cap The primer part the primer part see if we could use that and so I said why don't we just cut with a saw I will cut off the metal part and see what's in there and so macos. Okay. I'll do that So he's like sitting on the kitchen counter and he's like this So on this thing like this and we had a camera man had a bunch of photography equipment from when we would take behind the scenes photos of the like set photos and stuff. So you know that has a flash on it. External flash.

External flash. And so, Matt sitting here, sawing like this, we just kitchen. And I come up with the flash and I stick it right under his arm. Where he's sawing with like stick it right up there. And I hit the test button which sets it off, and I didn't make a loud noise or anything. I just went like this, I literally pushed the button,

I went boom, in his ear, like that, just literally, like a boom, Matt made, I wish I recorded it. He made the most guttural fierce sound. I won't even be able to replicate it, but he's sawing, and it goes, boom, and he goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, boom you guys There's a laugh bird You'd loved fucking with people with that flashback. That flash is the greatest thing ever. Oh, he was happy he wasn't dead.

He was so happy. You might go around with it and you'd have it in your hand. And you'd be looking at it. And you'd go, someone would be like, is this a flashcrack? And you'd look at it and you would hit that fucking best button. You'd get that to me so many fucking times. You filmed the Apple Switch Parry. You must have had to be 10 times that day alone. That started on the set. That's why I had the flash. Which because you had the flash and I would go, oh god damn

it. So go what? I go, look, we cracked our flash bulb. Look. And they go, where? They're walking around in the! Fuck! And they're walking around in the wall. You can see anything, you just have to stop and stand there for like a minute. Which for your eyes for you just. I always fell for that. The other one I do is when we're on the set of immersion, I have that clip board, is I'll crank that clip all the way open. And then I'll be sitting there and go, I'm not a fuck. And they go, what?

I go, look, I cracked my clipboard right here and I run my finger underneath the clip. And they go, where? And they feel it and I just go snap on their finger and people always go, fuck! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Oh, fuck. I just realized I'm a mean person. I didn't know I was a mean person. You just realized that? I didn't know that. You just realized that. I learned that 15 years ago.

Ah! I'm still so disappointed one of the biggest Disappointments in my life is that Brandon didn't get shocked by that electric fence in New Zealand. I'm so Disappointed by that God if you go to the hospital in the best story ever you wake up at night thinking about that Don't you know it really it comes to me when I see it. I'm like literally I see the electric fence I see Brandon and it's like You know I just lie up everything comes together it took me less than half of a second to come up with that idea Even the like the invisible barbed wire But what what what you worried about him dying

What's Brandon's problem? Well, it doesn't put out that much electricity But it's a thing where you can you can if with electricity if you touch it Like this you can grab the wire. It could see your muscles. And who knows? That's why the AC isn't it so you can let go or something. DC doesn't let you let go. I think that's all like marketing test levels is Edison stuff.

Like AC and the difference between AC and DC. Like I mean they both would kill animals using the other person's current that's hot like to show how how they do that oh yeah I know Edison definitely absolutely he killed an elephant I remember yeah video that is a video of him killing an elephant was a Bob's burger episode about that yeah they they showed they showed it like an elephant being electrocuted because Tesla's invention like oh yeah it's bad it could hurt you and they killed an elephant with it it's like that you and they killed an elephant with it

It's like that's fucked they killed an elephant with DC right right because Edison was an AC proponent right AC sucks a lot of telecom stuff uses DC What if Michael Michael used to be an electrician? I wonder if he doesn't there. He doesn't know anything I don't know anything. He doesn't know anything about electricity. Oh how it works But he is fearless when it comes to stuff like that like you would say like instead of testing stuff And stuff of getting like the problem meters who was gravity? I'm like, oh, okay, it's just bad and it shows when we play those electric shock games He's just there holding it just like and you can see that it's like all his muscles are going But you just like it's not that bad

It really hurts. Ah, it's really a fear thing Megan was doing that to you the other day We have that shock game that we played. She's found in the closet. It was one of the first arty lives we ever did. It was that shock game. I remember that thing, and then I heard it again. And all the memories came to that. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh want to grab it again yeah yeah he did it now is holding the base of it so they could play and I did the thing right like jolted he's like oh shit dropped it right away fear of it happening is way worse than the actual thing yeah I never

wanted to touch that thing or be involved with that yeah what's the upshot yeah what's what's the point it's funny it's shocked somebody else the best part was was carried in the airshin how the game worked and we refuse to tell her that it was she kept hitting the button before the song stopped and that would automatically stock you and so all those videos she's talking to yourself two seconds into the you lied about it i didn't like about how can we do that he didn't like you just didn't you just

a shorty jubilee of the truth but i just hate being uncle i hate the imminent being uncomfortable the worst thing is when you're so relaxed and then stuff gets uncomfortable. Like what Barbara did to me in the hotel, the story that she told last week.

What did you do with her hotel? Where she stole my do not disturb sign. Oh my God. I was taking the dump with the door open. Great. It's so great. She told it, right? Yeah, Barbara told a story on the podcast.

So what, well, but then I just feel sorry for the maid as well, because she, for a start, I feel sorry for the maid. Well, but I just feel sorry for the the maid as well Because she for a start she knocked she knocked and opened the door at the same time now She's not supposed to even a knock and wait you think she likes catching you in the bathroom That's why she does she knocks Why do you not have the thing locked? They don't have like the thing that like Do not disturb son. I didn't think anyone would come in. He's the last door or the door to the bathroom closed Yeah, and like when you open the door, the first thing you see is the toilet.

So I'm there on my phone, she comes flinging in, and I was like, mid-poo so you get the thing where like you tense up so your asshole becomes like a pair of scissors and it's seven my, seven my dumb, and I dropped my phone as well and she was like, ooh! And I was like, God dammit, was she a muppet? So I'm like scrambling to pick up my phone and my arsehole has gone all closed and my heart was racing and I did so unpleasant. I want to get her back somehow.

This is fucking funny. The maid? No, Barbara. Yeah, I keep when my, whenever I travel and I don't have a do not disturb sign in my room, I always just feel went out of the hall You do yeah, you're the worst you're the worst. I didn't ever do that though. I don't steal We're stolen in your life. I just I said okay. I have stolen stuff

So years ago when I was younger Whenever I would go to people's parties Me and some friends we had this thing we call kleptoclub to people's parties Me and some friends where this thing we call kleptoclub so we would go to people's parties and see who could steal the best thing at the end of the night Like when we left everyone here has massive issues everyone in this country is a is a maniac It was crazy that your things not normal. That's not normal That makes sense. That makes sense. What you never fucking throw parties I think you throw one party Put in your toe and food and like No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So one time someone stole a potted plant, it was huge. It was like four feet tall.

It was probably like a giant tree. What else? I don't know, it was all kinds of stuff. So did you go out wearing the Raybat? So did you? Oh yeah, I wore them for years. No, I mean, did you walk out of the potty with them on your face? No, because it was at night.

So it would be weird to walk out with sunglasses. I'd need somebody that went to a party at an ex- ex-friend like I give another guy that he hated and he just wait we went along You know, hey friends that don't get along with each other. Yeah, and uh, so he came along It was begrudging me and they were like, oh, hey, what's up? You know all that shit everything was fine. Everything was cool Then we left the party and we're at the gas station and The guy that came with us to the other dudes party he said that trash can throw it should away

it's a good way to go away i'm throwing away all the the other one all the team you're most of the it's a good all the remotes from the house and the store in the trash can because the guy with his parents were on town and he had this party without telling his parents so he said

he said he's a funny point explaining this He stole every remote It was such a specific fuck you and always stuck with me. Yeah There's other people had no remotes anywhere and he was just Emoted Dude if I if I woke up after a party and it's like my remotes were all gone I can't explain how pissed off I would be Paganotically brilliant though, and then just like you've never think like oh I got to clean it with the party

I got to make sure I have all the remotes. Yeah, well be the best thing on my back I guess you can steal like all the light bulbs. I'm really annoyed. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah Well, if you want to be like a major dick, you see like photo albums. Like that. Oh my God. Yeah, that's kind of nailed it. That would be cool. That's cool. Persona, we were talking about like inconvenient things.

No, I'm saying if you're trying to be an asshole, like that would be what you go for. Like your books or something like that. Do you have any, do you have your books? No, fuck no. No, no, God no. Do you have your books? I hate your book.

I hate it. Yeah. I hate the past. There's no point in dwelling in that shit. I don't want old photos. I don't want your books. So do you hate like period films and stuff, like the first cast of the movie? No, I hate the past. There's no point in dwelling in that shit. I don't want old photos. I don't want you to hate like period films and stuff. Like the first cast of the movie. I hate my own past.

It's like, why do I want to fucking dwell on that? Yeah. Fucking move on. The future. We delete the history. I was feeling your past is not a big fan of you either. I have to show up really. So if you welcome tomorrow and you had no memory of the past,

would you be OK with it? That's a little different. Yeah, I guess so. What percentage of your life do you think you remember? God, one, five. Five? Yeah. Yeah, I had a weird thing the other day

where I was trying to remember the name of a website. File project. And then I was trying to, there you go. Wow. No, I was trying to trick myself and remember it. And it's like, what's wrong with my brain? That my brain knows this information. My brain knows it knows this information.

And it has to trick itself to get the information. Like, what is that? Where is that? It's like, Dei was someone who's angry at you. Like, like, uses some kind of like reverse psychology to try to get information out of this. It's all the same brain, though. It's all the same brain.

I'm always amazed how memories work. The other day I was in the pool, and Lindsay was talking to me about a TV show from ages ago called Wishbone about a dog. Oh, it's all the same. I'm always amazed how memories work. The other day I was in the pool, and Lindsay was talking to me about a TV show from ages ago called Wishbone about a dog. Oh, right, yeah. And I am positive, 100% positive. I would never have thought about that show again from now to the day I die.

But she just said that, and it triggered like every memory I had about it, like all these visuals about this stuff. Where was all that stuff hiding? It was ready to be unleashed. It's like your brain has a zip file. And it's like you hit that in an unarchived zip file and suddenly it's like, oh yeah, I remember all this shit.

The weirdest to me, and I don't know why, but the weirdest to me is always when a smell triggers memory. Or when a smell triggers like a serious memory. That's a big trigger. Yeah, the craziest thing like that for me is the ET ride universal studios Florida has this distinct smell Like every time I walk into that building, but I like I remember being a

Schild it's But people blowing their loads over the way What's he's all good He's like He's like He's like He's like He's like He's like

He's like He's like He's like He's like He's like He's like He's like He's like

He's like He's like He's like He's like He's like He's like He's like He's like He's like He's like I think we just took it a memory and got some happening on the AT ride. Like, you just went to the one chest and look back at Gus's head while he was watching the AT ride. Oh, no, the AT ride, like it's the one you're on like a bicycle, like it's like a whole series of bicycles, but they strap you in or whatever. I remember as a kid before I ever went on that ride, I thought you actually got on a bicycle and like,

rode it around, and I was very excited when I went in. Oh man. And it was not the case at all. Yeah, commercials for kids. I mean, kids' imagination is always better than anything an adult could build. So kids are always disappointed by shit when they're like looking forward to it

and then they get it, it doesn't matter what it is. Even candy, it's like, on the commercial, they eat the candy and their eyes bug out of their head and all this stuff, it's all like drug metaphors. And then, you notice that, like candy, you watch any candy commercial for kids? It's like you're watching a drug. You can see it in some of it.

It makes your life better. Yeah, and all that shit. And also I've always wondered this about, why do they market cereal to kids like you're not supposed to have it? Have you ever noticed there's a trend in cereal commercials where somebody has cereal and then somebody else wants to take the cereal and they have to keep it away from them.

Like the tricks wrap it up. The tricks are different. And the fruity pebbles were always trying to, Fred's always trying to steal the stuff from Barney and the Lucky Charms. What? He's trying to, the leprechaun trying to get the Lucky Charms and they have to prevent him from getting it or they're chasing him because he has it. It's like, that's like a common theme in serial commercials.

It's like a weird serial ad. Listen, I noticed someone was a kid. I was like, why the fuck are people always trying to steal serial from each other? It's like, that theme in serial commercial. It's like a weird serial ad. Listen, I noticed someone was a kid. I was like, why the fuck are people always trying to steal serial from each other? It's like, that's the big thing. That's what you were thinking is a kid. Why the fuck are people trying to steal serial? Yeah, I was like, you mother fuckers.

I was like, Madison Avenue bitches. I was almost really just fucking buddy alone. What am I supposed to fucking trick? Let her have the trick. And like the Coco Puffs, it's like, give them the Coco Puffs, it's like, give them away from me and you get to me. She went to me for the first time. It was just like, oh, I go, it's like, give them the Cocoa Puffs, it's like, give them away from eating. She went to the mess, it was just like, I go, the milk goes chocolatey.

Woo! Oh! Yeah, you make the best commercials ever. The thing I was most disappointed at was sea monkeys. The crap. The pictures, they're like, the TV that they're like, yeah, that's like,

civilization. Yeah, they're like watching TV and it's like, oh, they're just little, what on it? It's a brain shrimp. The brain shrimp. But how do they stay alive when they're, watching TV and it's like oh, that's a little What are they? It's Brian shrimp the Brian shrimp. How do they stay alive when they? Like will dry down they can be desiccated and then you can revive them in water. They can be defecated Desiccated not defecated They can be defecated to I'm sure I'm sure they could be

Well, they just dry them out then basically you rehydrate them and they come back So could I just swallow a packet of that stuff and they be alive on my mouth? Let's try it. I don't know. Let's find out. Brian Shrimp. Yeah. All right.

They're tasty. So I feel like that's like a lot of things that you saw in the back of comics where things like that, it makes me think like Brian or C Monkeys X-ray Vision. Like what's the worst one of those? I feel like vision you pretty much nailed it. X-ray vision, I remember the one it was like a zip line like I'd like do it yourself zip line

There's always thought that would have been cool the one I never got it But there's always the one also the bill itself hovercraft. Yeah, well you did you made one of those right? Yeah, we built a hovercraft me the kids built a hovercraft It was fun. I think it was an archie life. Wasn't it didn't I make it? Yeah, I think so yeah We built a hovercraft based on the myth busters design. I would be like a pea fly wouldn't a shower curtain. And the leaf floor. Yeah, we're great. You guys were out there, right?

I'm just saying, I love it. It was loud. The kids had to wear the protective ear protection that we had for the immersion headshots. We were firing off the shotguns. I just strapped that on them. My ears are so fucked, dude. By the way, Gavin had to remind our, not Gavin, Brandon had to remind me of another protective thing that got triggered on me. So fucked it by like Gavin had to remember our not Gavin brain and had to remind me of another protective thing

They got triggered on me when Barbara was at the Ciri to shoot that we did the second series video that we did and She was covered in blood and she sent me a text of her picture covered blood and she just wrote help me Please help me and then that was it and I was like ah ha ha and I wrote back. Ha ha ha I know you guys and I was like are you guys shooting today or something? Nothing Then like like 10 minutes to a buy and I was like sitting in my house. I was like What God damn it?

I know she's fine. I know she's on a shoot. I know person covered in blood would not take a cell photo and then takes to somebody But I was sitting there is like All right, this is my day now So I tried to hunt barber down like all, all fucking day, I called everybody. Were you back by then, were you? I called everybody I knew trying to get hold of Barbara. And finally, God, hold over. She was, everyone had their phones up, because it was a shoot.

And I left what I was doing that day. I was driving around trying to find her, and sure enough, they were like, no, no, it's no big deal. So what I would have just done is, if it was came to us, and she'd been stabbed and died just to leave the first haha oh my god really

I mean how would anyone know they'd have a record of it with a there and that's it would pull her cell phone records would be like then they would show she sent it to you then they would show that you'll have it that you deleted it yeah and you would be lying like does she can't take you be like no it'd be like he's lying why would that be why would that be a thing that they would ask why would they go to him and say did you deleted it yeah and you would be lying like does she can't take you be like no it's like he's lying why would that be why would that be a thing that they would ask why would they go to him and say did you get because someone got some web if someone dies or is incredibly wounded they're gonna figure out what the hell happened they're gonna go through her history of the

she was a barber gets stabbed but get Lord is a horrible cover so someone we know get stabbed you a text message and then they don't die like Barbara and then they're like Oh, do you I sent you the text of me and you're like nah didn't get it you know and they know they sent it to you I mean you're assuming the person gets actually gets killed what if they don't get killed yeah, and they're like I texted you for help and you were like Watching a movie right now Have you ever seen a dead? Erasing what a body yeah a couple you saw a couple bodies like any of the art and family any that aren't family movie right now. Have you ever seen a dead? Have you ever seen what? A body. Yeah.

A couple. You saw a couple of bodies. Yeah. And even aren't family. Any that aren't family. Like just a body. I mean, I've seen, you know, I'm a fuel this way different. I've seen dead bodies like dead.

Like on the ground. Yes. How? Wow. What's that? How? I lived down in Houston and the first time I ever saw a dead body was in Galveston. There's a seawall. And I guess a car had gone off the seawall upside down and there was a

dead body laying on the side of the road. In fact I have a issue to take with the Austin Police Department because there's a new thing they do relatively new when there's two cars in an accident or cars in an accident can be more than one or more than two, they take all the debris from the cars and they put it in this bag and put it in front of the first car. So it always looks like a goddamn dead body on the scene.

And it's like, and I know what it is, but it still freaks me out every single time I see it. There's something about that. There's something like when you encounter that scenario that just freaks you the fuck out. Have you ever seen a dead body? I've never seen a body. Really?

You know you've been to a funeral? I've been to a funeral, I didn't see the body. I've seen people right before they died. They look like a body. Well you look like a body too, Gavin. Technically you are a body. You are a body right now. I've been in this morbid topic.

What about you, have you ever seen a dead body? Yeah. Yeah? I've seen like tarp covered bodies. I've seen like shoes poking out of tarps, but I've never seen an actual body outside of a funeral. Even so, like, I hate funerals. Like, if I didn't, if I never had to go to a funeral,

I would never go to a funeral. But like, it would be way more disturbing if you said you love funerals. Oh, but it like, that creates a great deal. I love it. No, like the idea of like, you know, like everyone mourning over a death, like that to me is like, why mourn, why not celebrate, you know? Like, you know, if I die, first of like, you know, like everyone mourning over a death, like that to me is like, why mourn, why not celebrate,

you know, like, you know, if I die, first of all, take my body, burn it, or first of all, strip it for whatever good parts you can give out. Which is like nothing. Which is nothing, the beard. The right legs, definitely not going to lose, fuck, whatever's left, you know. Tukinage is just gonna get a great set of facial hair

from you. How do you make that just set to? Like, hey, don't, what? But whatever, so, screaming for all the parts, hey, don't, uh, but whatever, whatever. So, streaming for all the parts, whatever's left, burn it, do whatever the fuck you want with it. I don't care. But don't, you know, don't put me in a, don't put me in a coffin where people come up

and like, oh, it's so sad. Like, no, no, no, no, don't do that. Like I want you to celebrate. I'm in Pincasca. Yeah. So, like, I just wanted on record here. When Jack dies, he wants us all to have a party. There you go.

He's Irish, you're Irish. Right? Irish Scottish way back yeah that's a Irish thing I think some people would wake everybody gets drunk celebrate the life yeah you go but it's like like what I get it but what's the point of this like being fucking so sad it's like they get sucks but you know like advance your life enjoy the time you have on this earth as opposed to being like oh well okay I guess that's it for like I don't get that I can't even the idea of like seeing a dead body that freaks me out like when I get upset when I think about all of the you think about all of us when I think of all of the land that's ruined by

cemetery yeah yeah I get that I'm like what are driving through what are we supposed to be great on both sides like wow there's a lot of bodies or even like you know the fucking zombies Where they gotta come from? It's like my little torture now so anyway, well I don't think it's like I don't understand to why we do the whole like put people in Boxes and bombing makes no sense to me. We're not really more of a topic here But that's my thing. I don't want to be a bomb. Does that's making any sense? Yeah, why turn me into a like a wax dummy Like just I don't want to be a bomb. Does that make any sense? Yeah, why turn me into a like a wax dummy like just About a box is bearing me like under a tree. Can I give people like facial looks like so could you be sob like this?

I'm pretty sure you good. There was a there was an article We talked about this forever ago like one of the early podcasts There was that guy who died in Puerto Rico and they posed him Remember he was like standing up like with a beer in his hand in the corner Yeah, and then they put him on a motorcycle and he was like on the motorcycle dead fucked up That photos of it. Yeah, and then they buried him Then I basically made a doll out of him and he like hung out in the living room He's a dead-son of the corner and then riding a motorcycle for like a couple of weeks and then they buried it I remember seeing what I shot stuff is done

Yeah, because they were having a party and that's why he had like a beer in his hand. I remember seeing something on like Reddit where it was like a girl taking selfies with your dead grandma. This is like, wow. That was fucked up. I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, that's like, she was in the hospital room

and like, there obviously a terminal grandparents in the hospital, but I don't know if the parent grandpa was dead. Oh yeah. But the girls taking selfies with it, it was like, one of easily, one of the moments where I had the biggest disconnection with some of the younger young. I thought they were photoshopped.

Uh, if, uh, okay, it's one of the kind of hope is, you know, but yeah, I felt so disconnected from that generation when I saw something like that. Wow, that's just unbelievable. Yeah. Really unbelievable. Anyway, but no, I like the idea of open casket like no, like if they're open, I'm like, no, I'll sit back. I'll wait till they close it before I go inside like I can't I guess it free show. Well jack's thing on his leg. That's appropriate to talk about This we should figure out what Jack wants or doesn't a party. I just said it. Well you've got a record now that What it's the open-cus Jack the till of being of what a sound mine and body mostly sound mind whatever Yeah, so, strictly for parts, burn what's left,

give my shit the charity. Is it because of the face, though? That has a lot to do with it. I don't know, it's like, because you're looking at a shell of a person at that point to me. Like, you're not looking at the person. You're looking at the container they were in. You never see God against off the stop.

God, I need to do a host stop. God, you're the host. I need to do a host reader. I need to do an ad. But I'm not gonna do an ad talking to after saying off of the fucking- Okay, let's not talk about this often. We won't get as spoilers on Breaking Bad, but one of my favorite parts of Breaking Bad last night

was this bit where a skinny Pete and Badger were talking about Star Trek and they animated it. They did. Someone put out animation like- It's a two minute bit where Badger's describing an episode of Star Trek and it came- And it's fucking brilliant. It is fucking hilarious.

An episode of Star Trek he wrote, and he hasn't turned it into a script animation of it. But someone actually took this literally came out last night and- That's quick to someone put this in the- Probably 14 or 15 hours later, this like two minute thing is done. But it's like, I love that, you know, we have what, 8 to 12 episodes left of Breaking Mad, and they dedicate two minutes of a show it is true it was a weird thing to include like amongst everything else well people are saying this might be badger and skinny Pete swan song we honestly might not see them again the rest of the season so that may have been like their last

bit so like this is sort of like their you know okay they're gonna go out with this it was really funny that's a fucking that's voyager man But yeah, that's pretty awesome. It's like one of those things like that's a little bit It's like you know not really that's almost like the Tarantino moment of the show where it's like this You could pull that out and the show would still be completely fine unless that's an old watch that moment by itself And it's it's by itself. Yeah, yeah, so like the script that dude wrote for Star Trek was fucking amazing I would love to I wrote on Twitter today I want to start a Kickstarter to get the current cast of Star Trek from the movies to act that scene out Oh my god, that would be fucking awesome. Let's do it. I'm sure I'm sure those people on I'm sure you know

I mean is that like I'm sure it's a mix I'm sure Zachary Quinto and and what's his name Chris Pine yeah and Simon Pegg for sure are not Simon. he's not, who's check off. Check off the kid. He's, I forget his name, but you know, you need Simon Pegg to be, you know, Scotty and the thing off of the teleporter, or off of the, you've got Zoe Saldania. Zoe Saldania. I'll show up to set that day. I'm all in a bit like all those guys are fans of the show, so they'd probably do it.

And that set's got to be around somewhere, or they could just go find. Let's get J.J good teacher was on the phone yeah let's call him up and speak it speak to Chris Pine call a plane get over gonna thing over there oh god so occasionally we get interns here and I'm gonna this is our what summer fall interns do it wait wait wait wait wait we get a plane oh yeah he needs a look good yeah mission the line good on him so I don't know uh give it a thumbs up so I don't know who the fuck I don't know who give it a thumbs up. So I don't know who the fuck.

I don't know who hired Blaine or who made this decision. But, and Blaine, you can tell. Who hired you to? Oh, come on. Don't do that with your arm. I was a guardian for RTX, and I was a barber's guardian. This kid is way too good looking to work here. He's like an alternate casting of store.

What? We were at the Monday meeting, and I walked and I'd been gone to VidCon for a week and I go Who the fuck hired Steve Rogers to work to get the company? Yeah, Bernie was checking me out the entire time. He was just like So we're gonna go where so tell us about yourself. I gotta you see right now. I'm a senior alright Yeah, I got a year left and then I'm graduating. No, no, no, no, tell us what you like How do I like? I'm a big star wars guy you guys are talking about Star Trek, but I'm all

Star Wars. Oh, you're going to be kidding me. So yeah, so I saw him. So listen, I don't know who he's in charge of hiring this guy, but we got to fire him as soon as possible. Because he's just, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That was incredibly awkward. You know, this is actually a funny thing where we had our first intern over here at the annex and we found out on his last day working with us that his name is Jordan Lowry. Literally his last, we knew his name was Jordan, but because it's always that rule that if we hire somebody, we immediately have to hire somebody else that has the exact same name.

So once we hired Jordan Swears, the guy who makes the Rootsie-Datamint adventures, we hired Jordan Lowry. But we found out the last day they worked with his name is Lowry. And so we if you've ever seen bad boys, the movie with Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, Will Smith's character's name is Mike Lowry. And Martin Lawrence has his whole scene where he says the name over and over again. Mike Lowry. Mike Lowry. Mike Lowry. And we all loved it. So we felt like we didn't get to abuse the first intern enough with that, because we only had like 12 hours

left while he worked with us to keep saying Mike Lowry every time he walks in the room. So since then, every intern we've called Mike Lowry. And you've been informed of this, right? Yes, Mike Lowry. We're probably going to go work. I'm also going to get started because guys actually said my name today.

So it's like, oh, I'm going to do this. So now we're going to find another one of him. It's high David Blaine All right, well for the record only Bernie's the one who found out the last day that I Been calling him my clary for months. You did not do that Yes, Brandon will pass me up. How come you didn't let me in on that that would have been so much fun I worked I don't know well welcome aboard to my clary we're gonna have a good my clary my like my clary the fourth is he was there a two in between there was yeah my clary my clary and my clary so that's my clary the

four so somebody to do once another are interns paid are on pay to we paying you so so he's saying summer he is but then in the fall he going to be up. So he's saying, summer he is, but then in the fall, he gets credit hours at college. Yes. So we're paying you in knowledge, basically. So how are you going to fall? I'm going to fall in the protein pad. You're going to fall in the protein check.

There's some things, right? Let me read this thing. Let me punch the hole through a wall. On our mind, everyone, this episode of The Rachid Podcast is also brought to you by Hulu Plus. I'm sure you've tried Hulu.com, but I want to tell you about Hulu Plus. Hulu Plus lets you watch thousands of hit shows anytime, anywhere. Stream it on your TV or on the go with your smartphone or tablet.

Why stand in line to write a train and just stare at your feet when you could be watching your favorite shows on Hulu Plus? Hulu Plus is a great way to binge watch your favorite shows. It's got a ton of episodes from great comedies like SNL, community, modern family, South Park, Red versus Blue, and thousands of other shows. Hulu Plus is only $7.99 a month. That's $7.99 for all the shows and movies you can watch. Catch up on current shows, binge on an old favorite, or catch a great movie.

You can do it all on Hulu Plus, and right now you can try Hulu Plus for two weeks for free when you go to HuluPlus dot com slash rooster team. So please make sure you go to Hulu plus dot com slash rooster team so you get your extended free trial so they know that we sent you there. I know some people were asking me about it last week. They were going to Hulu dot com slash rooster team. That does not work. It is Hulu plus dot com slash rooster team. What are some good shows we can get them Hulu plus. Downtown Abby. Downtown Abby Abby I've got a list of a few shows here actually someone on my fantasy football team or a group I play with his touchdown Abby You know I've I realized recently are you gonna talk about this? Oh, oh, I just like they got a lot I think I never got to the office. I was a I've actually been rewatching some of the old episodes of the office like the early

Stuff we grill wait about that like the office That's really the office once the ones Creill left it definitely kind of took a downturn but i think the finale of that show was fucking great like they they wrapped it up so perfectly that's so difficult to do on a show that's run that long yeah i mean even like sign fell like the finale that was just like uh... every watch the sign fell finale not that long ago as well that's a great right it was okay i didn't hate it as much as i did it's appropriate like it kind of makes sense but it's kind of like oh well all right like you know

It's interesting to you because there's points at which you could pull eject on some shows And it would have been a better experience than watching it the whole way through yeah Like there's parts of battle started to get a couple points and you could pull the jacked on that And I think lost like the end of season three was brilliant and you could probably Jack at the end of the big beard. Oh, but we got you. Yeah, we got to go back. Yeah, we have to go back I guess it's not a spoiler at this point. No, it's it's just a way past it's when it shifts from flashbacks to flash forwards That was a really cool moment. We talked about spoilers and I was saying before the podcast like for something like breaking bad You need to be on top of that for something like so many people are anxious for. Like, you can't blame other people

if something gets spoiled for you. Like, I mean, because Brandon, we were talking about it before the podcast, we haven't spoiled anything, we've been really good about it, but Brandon was like, freaking terrified that we're gonna spoil something for him. But for something, it's so sensitive,

it's like, you have to go either dark, you just drop Twitter and just don't go to work until you see the episode, or you just suck it up and take it. So I don't know if you're familiar with the comic, Kumail Nanjiani. He tweets about breaking bad quite a bit. He had kind of a funny tweet before the new season premier last night. He was like, hey guys, I've never seen Breaking Bad before.

Is this a good time to start or should I start from the beginning? Like, we're sure like that you definitely start from the beginning. He's been a comedy special here in Austin back in October. Did you get it? Yeah, I was there for the filming. He started to be gin and he filled a comedy special here in Austin back in October. Did you get it? Yeah, I was there for the filming. It just came out in Comedy Central like two or three weeks ago. Pretty funny.

You see Becca in it. Oh, kidding, really? Yeah, like close up. Like the camera must have been like right in front of her. You got a weird set of circumstances going on. No, they always find the cameras that help people. Yeah, makes sense. What they do.

She's married to a super hot dude. He points out in his routine as a joke. Makes sense. Wait, they do? She's married to a super hot dude. He points out in his routine as a joke. I never noticed this, that I guess in the Call of Duty games there's levels in Pakistan, and that all the signs in the levels of in Pakistan in the game are written in Arabic when that's not what they speak in Pakistan. And his joke is like literally, they literally don't care. They spend so much time working on the game,'re like what should we put for the science it

literally doesn't matter just anything pictures of cats and it wouldn't change the game in any way yeah so okay when you receive a phone call that you don't intend on answering what do you do your phone is ringing I just clicked the top button right and that all that does oh you click the top button. Yeah, it means the ringer. But a little bit like you're bringing, but it's means the ringer. Does it?

Does it? Does it? Does it? Does it? It just takes it away from me. I click the top button, why? What do you do? I just do that, and then it continues to ring suddenly.

But the thing is, there's enough technology in a phone now, where they could know what you did. Like, for example, if you ring, and the phone phone doesn't move like the accelerometer isn't affected anyway Someone could know that you actually missed the call It's good. There's enough technology to know that you picked up the phone You looked at it and then decided against it. What would be great is like pay extra amount of money. Yeah To where it's a snapshot of their face Yes

People just like or you can also pay extra money to where they can a snapshot of their face. Yeah. Yes, like. Yeah, I'm a little bit of a pinch. I'm just like, or you can also picture money to where they can't silence the ringer. So they have to wait for it to go on. So they have to wait for it to go on. You know what the worst thing would be? The worst thing would be if you get the snapshot thing, to not only see their face, but see other people.

Because you know they went like this, they went, I'm not fucking entering this bitch's car. Or it just turns into a vine. Like six seconds seconds of like what happens when your call came through. You know it would be the most powerful business tool in the world honestly. Most powerful business in the world would be to hear the five seconds after a conference call ends. Like okay, all right great. We'll talk to you guys later. Fuck an idiot. I was gonna point to like well

you like you like hang up the speaker phone did they pick up the phone hang it up pick up the phone and get up this is like unplug it plug it back in what was that how would he like it is what is it talking about you know because you know the government has that they get like the extra ten

seconds after you hang up the phone well there was talk i mean years ago that uh... they would they could listen in on people cell phones we totally talked about the podcast yet years ago we talked about this in the old office years ago yeah they would uh... they can even if a cell phone was off as long as i had a battery in it yeah they could they could activate the microphone and listen in

she's i got i got a point out once again, Cliffy B in retirement has become like this rational voice of the video game in its tree. He's working on the game. I read that. I read that so he posted some concept. What did he quit for? Did he just become too rich to buy? There's a lot of speculation. I've heard a lot of different things. Personally, I think it may have been just tired being lumped in with one thing. He was the gears of warrior, and I think he got to get away from that. Yeah, I heard a lot of different things. That's I think it may have been just tired being lumped in with one thing. You know, he was the gears of warrior, and I think you got to want to get away from that.

Yeah, I heard a lot of different things. That's what I was talking about. And I asked a question on the patch very briefly that a lot of people picked up on, which is, what happened to the game Fortnite that Epic announced? Whatever happened to that game? The announcement of E3 last year. It's not working on that. But we haven't heard anything about it. It's just that. But he made the point like, and it's relevant to today, especially because Microsoft just announced that the Xbox One is not going to require the connect to be connected to the Xbox One.

Not even be plugged in, yes, that is correct. Okay, so I didn't read that, but I heard of everyone and they all have to stop. He does not have to be plugged in anymore. But they're still shipping when we're never reconciling. Yes, you have to, it comes with one, but you don't have to use it. Well, you plug it in.

I will not. I wouldn't even get out of the. Well, you plug it in. I will not. I wouldn't even get out of the box. I'll plug it in. I have my current one plugged in. Really? Yeah. And I'm one of those people. I'm like Gavin, all my connects are still wrapped up

in their original box. Yeah, but mine currently causes issues a lot. Like, during a commercial, or in my during a commercial, but like, sometimes I'll pause the movie, and I'll be talking to my wife or on the phone or something, then that fucking hears me, and my movie's rewinding or fast forwarding. But Cliff you wrote like during the middle of all the hub of about the connect having to be connected to the Xbox one.

He wrote, I hate the fact that the connect has to be or is listening to me all the time. I'm paraphrasing here and they wrote dash written on a can on a phone with a forward facing camera and it's absolutely true we walk around with these things all the time there's a camera in the front and the back and it has a microphone that can listen to me at any point this is never gonna see me put my hand on my pants yeah will

you're in the bathroom with you just said you're in the bathroom with it's looking up at my face is not well it the bathroom with it. You just said you're in the bathroom with it's looking up my face. It's not I'm gonna look at my knob with it Yeah, that's how you care about is just like it doesn't see your knob But I promise you the government has seen your dick, but yeah, but you run all you run all your communicators like you text and you're a filthy Texture by the way, what you mean? I'm still a sexy filthy. I know it. I know it I know he's been texting during let's plays lately makes me want to punch me. I really what is that me? What is that wait wait wait? What does that mean? So like we'll be doing a let's play a four player let's play and know he's been texting during let's plays lately makes me want a punch Really what is that me? What is that wait wait wait what does that mean so like we'll be doing a let's play a four-player Let's play and if he's out he'll sit there and he'll know his phone. I started no You like you got a second I was like

Yeah, well, what was that? Let me find the conversation where you were texting me. What is this? You wrote got a sec and I said I'm recording or whatever and then you wrote a stuff so I was like oh, yeah No, no, you responded Bernie. I know I did because I'm a corroborated the story I said I said it was sending him dick pics. It's still relevant. I think the government does now there's dick pics I texted one video which won't come out for ages people wouldn't even remember and we'll cut it. I'll cut it It's cut Done because I know that's Gavin's pet peeve and I understand that what is that but texting when other people text or get get busy

With your outside life when you're working Gavin's a very very hard worker and when people around him are like distracted by other stuff He doesn't like it. Yeah focus on what you're doing. Yeah That's also a film set thing because you often wait around so long to wait. Yeah. So long to work. Then when it's time to work, you work. You fucking work, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people realize that about film sets is a lot of times there's stages to what everybody does. And your particular stage, like if Gavin is recording high speed photography, he can't work until like four other groups are done doing what they're doing. And then it's his turn and he has to be ready to go right then and finish so that another group can start. I would always arrive maybe 7am, I'd get the camera to the point where it was just about ready to be

aimed at whatever it needs to. And then I would wait for like sometimes eight hours before we shoot a single shot. Right. Because a lot of the time, because it was, especially because it was high speed, we'd be there to shoot a big event, like say this entire scene has been going on around this one object and then that object explodes. They have to do everything with the object first. So I told the example before about how they were doing stop motion with cabbary screen eggs and then they all got hit by mouse traps and stuff, but they had to do all the stop motion

first. So I waited 26 hours before we did one shot. I would just sleep. You got paid, too. The best thing is, is that once you pass midnight, it's triple time. And everyone has that thing of like, oh my god, we're still going.

And as it's approaching midnight, it's like, ah, and then as soon as it tips over midnight, everyone's like, ah, it's ching, and it's like, oh, this could go on for as long as I want. When does triple time end though? It doesn't. Ends when the shoe ends.

He's not triple time for some shoots right now after four years. You're still sitting there. No, never stop. Yeah, there's some stuff where it's like actors get a certain pay, even like background actors and stuff. I was talking to Joel about this. If you're paid to be there as an extra or whatever,

after a certain point you cross over in a double time, and then if you go, I think it's like, I wanna say 20 hours, you get your entire day rate per hour. So basically it's like, it's like, there's something like that. It may be like after 24 hours of work. Oh, correct. If you hit that mark, then every hour

you basically get a whole day's worth of pay. So you make like 300 bucks an hour or something. Yeah, something like that. That's crazy. But it's one of those things where like it sucks, it sucks, it sucks, it sucks get a whole day is worth a penny. So you make like 300 bucks an hour or something? Maybe, yeah, something like that. That's crazy. So, but it's one of those things where it sucks, it sucks, it sucks, oh this is getting better, this is getting better, so it's like you get the smog. It's like the morale booster.

Yeah, yeah. So I'm gonna top at the monocle. Yeah, no, no. So Vester's still low and call out Bruce Willis. Yeah. I'm about expendables three. You want a million bucks a day, Bruce Willis did. It was only like a four day commitment,

they wanted out of him, I think. Right. From what I understand, it's like they were gonna pay him $3 million for four days of work, was only like a four day commitment they wanted out of him i think right from what i understand it's like they were going to pay him three million dollars for four days of work but you want to four million to do you hear now who they've added it into the cast Harrison Ford yeah this is a genocerado in it too uh... here it is a mel Gibson and Antonio benderes is the same but here's the four is also in it is he really yeah that's interesting

i don't picture him as like an action movie kind of guy though. It's not bold now. Does he have any head? He don't picture the Harrison Ford. Dude, air force was a movie kind of guy. No, I know. He was Indian and Jones. That's like an adventure. It's different than like an action movie. He was shooting people with machines. It's me fucking finished. I'm explaining. No, no, no. Your point was stupid enough on a television. A big explosion with like a Schwarzenegger or a Stallone. You think of him as being like those same kind of movies? Yeah. What do you think of what do you think shorts?

Negories like cobra and terminator on on par with like Indiana Jones is an action movie he punched up into the Propelism plane and they went everywhere he does other movies Yeah, it's an action movie he gets you listen I was the every actor has something that like they do well they do better than anybody else and Harrison Ford has a very Specific skill. He does better than anybody else and Harrison Ford has a very specific skill he does better than anybody else in the planet. Harrison Ford takes a punch better than any other action star. When Harrison Ford gets hit he always like turns towards the camera and his jaws like out of line. I just I love to watch Harrison Ford get the fucking shit kicked out of him. Tom Cruise is really good at running looking shocked. Bruce Willis is good at sitting in a chair and watching someone else talk

to him like this. Bruce, no, he's better than that than Bruce Willis. Watch at sitting in a chair and watching someone else talk to him like this He's Bruce nobody's met him that and then Bruce Willis watch Paul fiction with Marcel's walls is talking to him Yeah, Bruce Willis is sitting in a chair not saying a fucking thing and it's like oh, he's fucking awesome I never see Marcel's walls. I watched live free or die hard on the way to Australia Which one was it the sensor version? I'm sorry on the way back. What's the sensor version? I no no no it wasn't okay I got the sensor version on the way back? Was it the sensor version? I got no no no it wasn't okay I got the sensor version of that movie. It was fucking terrible It because I know that the unsensor movie that version is fucking terrible

Because there'd be like people talking and then all of a sudden someone would be dead on the floor And then to be standing there like gun is like what the fuck just happened like people is like a pure dead And there would be like they just cut out all like the real violent stuff like any up close shots They would they took out the version I saw I saw I uncensored one it was well that's good it was not any better what I think it was like super convoluted which one so it's the most recent one they're in Russia and he meets his son good day good day good day to die sorry I think was the sun was it was it's not I think his name is Jack actually in the movie was his son the dude from Asparticus the blonde hair dude from Spartacus the TV show I think it is is it I think so name is Jack actually in the movie was his son the dude from the Spartacus the blonde hair dude from Spartacus the TV show

I think it is is it I think so I'm not a hundred percent sure look it up. You should I need me it Gavin I'm getting confirmation from the control room that is correct. Hey there we go. It was the blight from Jack Reacher as well, but what? Like that movie was so confused like literally like I was looking at my watch as I was watching it, like I'm halfway through this movie, I have no fucking idea what's going on. Yeah, it's pretty fucking stupid. I was watching a movie recently on a brand new plane on American Airlines with all like widescreen TVs and it said before the movie started we are pleased to say that

this movie is completely unedited from its original version. So because of this there may be inappropriate scenes if you have young ones around you. The next thing that faded down, it faded up, this movie has been modified from its original version. It's a word for content. I was like, I don't know what to believe. But I did actually try, I think it might have been when I was coming back from Australia. I tried to, it was like so many movies to choose from, like old classics and stuff. And one of them was die hard with The vengeance which is one from the 90s, I think

The third one was Samuel Jackson. Yeah, and I was watching it for a while and then it got to the part where he was wearing the Sign you know, I'm talking about the movie and the sign said I hate people I think I'm watching the sense You didn't look like it was because they were reacting to the compositing or did they okay, yeah, and they were reacting really heavily to this thing You got a guy out of him and he's like oh I remember what this time Damn, that's a good movie that might be one of my favorite Sam Jackson movies actually He didn't stop until he was pretty old. He was like yeah

Well, you remember what his first big movie was? Or was it... Was it Hugh Jack City? Uh, no, no. Samuel Jackson was a... He was a small-been- He was a small-been- jungle fever, and he was a...

AIDS-ridden heroin addict. If there's something before that. Really? He is the dude in coming to America who robs the McDowell's. Oh, that's right. He is with the shotgun. Yeah, yeah. And then, then Eddie Murphy pops up and knocks it out of his hands

So yeah, that's I think that that might that might be the first major role. I just rewatch coming to America like a month ago It's still it holds up except for like some of the exterior shots of their palace in the Zimudia It's obviously just a painting. It's like it's just a painting I think I mentioned before do you know there's a line of dialogue in there that James Earl Jones has that is lifted directly from Star Wars? Like it is something about like, you know, don't alert him all or to myself or something like that. It's like pulled directly from Star Wars.

I'm just saying he's the same take. Like this ADR it just takes it out. Yeah, it's dropping out. But it's kind of funny. He has all money. God, him. I love that movie. I think it's also too, I think it's interesting

to take actors like that and find out like what their highest grossing movies are with a total box office. The Harrison Ford for a long time was the highest grossing total star. Because he had Indiana Jones, he had the Star Wars movies and they had other host crushes like Blade Runner and some other movies that he'd done really well. Then I think Tom Hanks took that from him as the highest grossing total star. And do you now know who it is? I think it's Eddie Murphy. Is it Will Smith? Wasn't it Matt Damon for a while with the four of them?

I think the person who unseed it. Are Jonny Depp. Tom Hanks was Orlando Bloom. Because he had all the Pirates movies, he had all the Lord of the Rings movies. So it's not necessarily someone who is the lead, but it's someone who... Just have his being the right amount of movies. Yeah, I'm not saying Will Smith in my ear. I don't believe that. What's it box office mojo that might have it?

Yeah, I would say probably now more than anybody else. It could be. Are shirts on Eddie Murphy? Now look it up. Look it up. He's got all those fucking Shrek movies. I guess my shirt is. Now that might be, that might be he's made the most amount of money. This is, he's been in the highest grossing movies. Total box office represented by that star. Yeah, I mean, Eddie Murphy made a shitload of money from is he's been in the highest grossing movies total box office represented by that star

yet many more for you to shoot a money from the shrek franchise because uh... so you're about a junior now with the vendors uh... who in robber down to you are probably passed them after the general right the annual right-clif is that i said that would also be everybody else in the most of the end of the day

uh... that i'm just i'm just conveying what I hear in my fucking ear a cool ballaks on that one What would be the the Chick yeah, but they're same brand is what about everyone else in the game a watch about him. Well, I would yeah I heard more than he plays What's your name will amina what's the name of the characters her mindy? Meena the wizard yeah, but she's been in other movies like she's in this is the end Daniel right close Not shit now. So who's in that Broadway production of echoes. Yeah, echo what? Equus oh, no, I don't want to talk about it anyways, but then no emmel Watson

She was in this is the end she has a funny bit in this is the end So really funny there are two movies that are confusing to shit out. This is the end in at-worlds-in right? Yes, which is which at all time is the edger right Simon Pegg the corner one with Martin okay freeman and a bunch of the people and then this is the end is the wall james francophone south rogue in jona hill happens to a guy all the time he put out show to the dead the same I think the same month the dawn of the dead came out the the remake I just rewatched that movie well or landable

is that quite a lot you want to do Sean of watch the genre that is still a fucking amazing movie. Would you like to hear the list of the highest-grossing movie stars, according to their total movies? By the way, did you know that, while we're on the topic, Brad Pitt, and now has his highest-grossing movie of all time in World War Z. It's the highest-grossing movie ever. It's one of me to think that Fight Club did not do well

in the box. That is the really weird thing about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. They are these like ultra-A-list stars. Neither one of them has huge box office hits. The thing is they do rated our movies. And rated our movies typically don't do as well box office-wise. Like what do you think is the biggest Angelina Jolie movie in all time? Tomb Raider?

Probably Tomb Raider. Oh, that Mr. and Mrs. Uh think it was mister miss miss miss that maybe right here is the highest grossing movie stars how this is total box office and i'm going to say that they may be up there uh... will Smith is definitely up there not even the top ten dammit not even the top ten will smith shrap the fuck up next time and

okay is robber dilly junior on that list is according to box office mojo dot com right with the line number one list with four billion dollars uh... or ten and work your way up i got the fucking list right here jack okay quick interrupting him number ten on the list with three billion dollars jacks right uh... he has forty nine movies he averages sixty seven million dollars per

movie forty nine movies can be four seven million dollars per movie forty nine movies can be for the movie sixty one million is robber done in junior uh... with three billion forty eight million dollars for a full billion is robin Williams above that is johnny depth above that is at three point one billion is number seven Bruce willis at number seven number six at three point three is Tom Cruise number five at three point

Six five is Harrison Ford who we you may know as Han Solo Number four at three point six million dollars. Thanks to return as mace Windu is Wow, same of Jackson's really high on the list So this is like the act is equivalent of the most subscriber you to let we always look at that you want to make a must look at this being like a like same same actions on the list because of the first restart was and I bet whenever someone comes out of nowhere and just a blit race everyone like they had the beauty pie of the movie industry

you know you like you by son of a bitch oh come on uh... number three with three point seven billion dollars s is more than freeman number one for number one movie oh jesus sam jackson has star wars and he has avengers uh... he's got a number one pretty soon because the next event is a plan making billion bucks uh... more than freeman his highest-grossing movie all time is dark night dark night

you nailed it uh... eighty murphy in his highest-grossing movie all time is dark night dark night you nailed it uh... eighty murphy high-scratching movies uh... shrek three coming in a number two three point eight billion dollars is shrek two and now number one who did i not name the top ten number one four point one billion dollars you need more land of blue did you i he's yet i did not name him you can say to orlinda bloom time it on the time it's on the school to a toy story movies. Well, I'm a bloom number 32. Wow. He hasn't made movies in like two or three years Wow

Number one is Tom Hanks 4.1 billion dollars the average is 101 million dollars box office per movie Hi, it's grossy movie. Well time for Tom Hanks go for story two or three force. No shit Yeah, I was gonna say force scump, but you're right. It's probably a toy store. What do you want? I'm gonna say 2. I don't know. So I looked up, like 4 scump was on each BL the other day.

And then we came out in 94. And it got me thinking, so I looked it up on box office mojo. And the production budget for 4 scump was $55 million. Oh. Wow. That's insane. Yeah, and despite the fact that it was like cutting edge computer graphics at the time. Yeah.

Oh, how much was it? Huge cast. It was like that was, I can't believe that movie was only $55 million. How big was the cat? Tom Hanks is obviously the main star, but I mean what Robin Wright pin, right? Gary Sines. Gary Sines. Outside of that, I mean, I'll tweet this list by the way.

Bubba? Is he a regular? You don't know his his name so he's not a natural actor. I mean they had to get John Lynn and that must have been pretty expensive. It's like working that out. Yeah, but I was, there's a Robert's a mechus movie. Yeah, as mechus. Which movie made the most ever? Avatar?

Yeah, Avatar's number one. Who's the highest-grossing female? No women or the top 10? She's gonna leave. Nope. You probably never guess it Go we fell down here. Jodie Foster. Can't mean he is. Yeah, nice. Well, she got Her highest-grossing movie is straight to Shrek. Oh, she bloody and Shrek for her 41 million dollars 14 Orlando Bloom was 32 Emma Watson who you all know is playing will amina. Yeah, she is number 19 will amina Granger I stress you movie was very potter deathly hollows part two 381 million dollars those are domestic totals then

Where's Daniel Redcliffe? Yeah, I think it's just domestic yeah We love her. Well, what's you? Where where are classes? 22? Okay, I think he's just domestic, yeah. Maybe you've heard of. Well, what's your, where, where? Daniel Redcliffe is 22. OK, well, wait, so she's not, OK, anyway. So, we're at time. It's about time to wrap up. Nope, what? Nope.

No, it's time to wrap up. I started watching the newsroom. She was fucking awesome. I hear terrible things about it. Yeah, I've got HBO GO. It's, it's shockingly good. I hear the first thing. I mean, it's Aaron Sorkin.

If you like Aaron Sorkin's stuff, you're gonna love the newsroom. I like his name. If you don't like it, then you'll probably. It's Aaron Sorkin. If you like Aaron Sorkin's stuff, you're gonna love the new song. That's so terrible. If you don't like it, then you'll probably, if you don't like it. People go on two ways with Aaron Sorkin. Yeah, if you don't like it. Someone had a funny comment about that.

Like how Aaron Sorkin is so perfect at writing the way people don't talk. Well, if you like social network, I mean, you'll probably do. I did like the stuff from time. I mean, it's good, but I mean, it's funny because like, you know, he does the walking and talking scenes. You gotta watch the Jubs movie full of it. I'll probably do. I did like the stuff from that. I mean, it's good, but I mean, it's funny because like, you know, he does the walking

and talking scenes. You're gonna watch the jumps movie full of it. I'll probably watch it. Yeah, I'll probably watch it too. I'll probably watch it on a plane. That's what I was thinking. It's like I'm not gonna go watch it the theater, but it's the kind of maybe that you think,

like when I'm trapped and there's nothing else to do. Yeah, sure. I watch the modified version. Do you see action-culture at the Teen Choice Awards recently? He won it, I don't watcher fucking Teen Choice Awards. It was on Reddit, the ceiling. I don't watch the Teen Choice Awards either. He won some old personal award,

one of the lifetime achievement awards, some like that, and he came up and he said, he actually won a really good rant about talking about, you're never better than the job you have. So don't think that people who watch your dishes are better than them because you're not, you're all whatever. You're never better than the job you have. Yeah, don't treat you know you're better than them because you're not you know like you're all whatever you never better than the job you

have yeah like you mean don't don't treat don't treat yourself like you're grateful for the opportunity yeah and what I think he said he came out or he came out and said that is his real name is actually Chris so this real name is Chris Kutcher very interesting I'm and then how brave of him well it's me he's known as Ashton like how many people did you know his first name was Chris I didn't can't wait I think it's cool that he kind of like you know it's like all right you know it first name was Chris? I didn't care. You would have said that. That's cool. That's cool. That he kind of, you know, is like, all right. You know, it's sort of stepping back.

I mean, like, it's funny if you watch it. Is he going to be credited as Chris Kutcher from that one? Probably not. Yeah, so what the fuck does the better? What is it like? No, it's not a personal name. It's a personal thing. Let me just name is what the name is.

In Hollywood, everyone uses the name. I would suggest. I will say this. I will admit. I did also watch the video as well. And fuck you for outing me for watching this video. I watched the first two minutes of this thing, and there is a really funny moment in it.

It's a team choice award, so it's a gaggle of teenage girls just screaming. None stop. The entire time he's talking. There's like VidCon. Yeah, pretty much. He literally says like my first job I was washing dishes.

Ah! Like, then I swept the floor My name is Chris but there is the great thing that where he says like I remember I worked with my dad and I would haul shingles like for roofing there's one girl in the entire audience who screams at the top of her loans like Shingles is the greatest thing she's ever heard of like her family must be like a shingle manufacturer She's like, shingles is the greatest thing she's ever heard of. Like, her family must be like a shingles manufacturer. She's like, oh my god, she's so happy. You've got to watch it just for that one girl's yell. I'd love to isolate that one girl,

because she's, I've never been as happy about anything, as she is about hearing Ash to coach her talk about. Maybe if you like someone enough, you tune your genitals to receive the vibrations of their voice. Like, Ashton Kutcher's voice frequency. Hit her, Clit, at that. Oh, Gus, you want to?

Guys, you could have cut us off at any point in time. So we're done. Thanks for watching the podcast. We'll be back on Wednesday with a new episode of the patch. And next Monday with us. Where are we going to go to eat? Are you guys gonna eat anything? A marquee podcast. I'm gonna eat another beer after this. After this? You guys wanna go out to eat after this? Let's go spoil breaking bad for Brandon.

We gotta make Donald's and go to the, you have their food and get their monopoly game? Dude, proper but full coffee's the other day at the pool. She ripped off all the monopolies for himself. Oh, that is brutal. Let me tell you, did you ever know that the monopoly game was hit by a scandal where the people who manufactured the pieces One all the major prizes like six years in a row. Yeah McDonald's had said those is South Carolina and that's where the company that printed all the pieces and they were like Okay, yeah, there's a word walk Like they were 80% of the products were wanted self-carolina and some mathematician

Actually figured that out because I'm a spot a trend and yeah, and they hit it like somehow McDonald's had to Compatite for that somehow. I don't know how they did it But they put a bunch of people a bunch of money. They put more more salt in their french fries. All right. We're cutting Kick it down. You're gonna pack. Hey, all four of us are going to pack It's on the six floor. Oh Way 6th floor Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is just a bunch of jokes, baby. Got it! People! Drop tank!

Food! Yeah! Stuff. Yeah. Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples? Example. Together in Trempit hosts. Characombs. Characombs are free of ideas of nothing to do with this podcast. Analyze various unsolved and rooster teeth's cryptic podcast, f**king face.

Call to action. Feel free to add something show premise specific, but short. Listen to show name on Apple Spotify or wherever you get podcasts. It's f**king face, a podcast. Subscribe or no. You do yes?

Ask. Subscribe or no. You do yes?