Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #232

Episode Date: August 20, 2013

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I said I'd lead with Gus. No, no, no. Gus, he's the best. Gus. You gotta let me like, Gus. Gus and Gus. So what do we have on today's schedule? I have to read Gus.

Gus, Gus, Gus, Gus. Dicks, I guess. God, that was like he's me like, and Gus. So what never impressed with the cat's reactions. The cat never is always just like, whatever. I want the cat to be amazed. You, there's gifts of cats that see themselves in the mirror and freak the fuck out. I guess you freak out, doesn't get the younger they are. I had a dog that would bark at itself. You know, here, yeah.

I just had, I don't know. I would think it's like a friend and be like, oh, the play of the game. Honestly, if you had a cat or a dog or any pet in your house That reacts to do itself every time it saw itself in the mirror That would be too much for you and you'd be like I have to get rid of this But how often does an animal actually see itself in the mirror? I never like floor height for an animal like that closet door mirror

Yeah, you'd have to like pick an animal up to show it a mirror look at you So I don't think you would come up very often Because I can't I mean right you have any mirrors to go down to the ground. I bet not no, I don't have a mirror Yeah, yeah, you didn't have one I want one just hair become fur 50% coverage This is hair like how is it different? Is it a different type of hair? No, hair is fur is straight. What a cat's head different here on their heads.

On the rest of their body. That would be awesome. Like a lion has a mane, and that's different than the fur on the rest of its body, right? I guess, yeah. Do they determine? I guess they can. Yeah, if I'm going to the room, that's the lion barber.

Does Gavin F. Hair or Fur on his chest? They go to the barber. What is that considered? It looks like fur to me. I think it's coverage. I think at some point, hair becomes fur when you reach a certain percentage of it. So it's a different level of fur. There's not the type of hair.

It's the coverage of the body is what you say. I mean, I think it's the type. It's kind of the type. Yeah, if I had cat fur growing out of my hair, that would be awesome. It would be pretty stupid. You would gotta be the type. Yeah, if I catfog her not my hair. That'd be awesome. You're pretty stupid. You're even doing this all day long, you'd be like, yeah. I'd be like, what?

I'm a good boy. Why are we, is there any other animal that you can think of? We're like, we have hair and if we don't do anything with it, it gets enormously long. Like a cat doesn't do that. Like you don't have to trim up your cat. No, but a cat is built in. It's built in the shed. It's built in the shed. Not have to do that. It's built in everything. So why don't't do that like you don't trim up your cat no I count it's built in it's built in it's built in it's built in it's built in everything

so why don't we do that like super long-haired monkeys right you know why are we like they have like the serious locks like monkey like eat and then get the hair also does any other animal go bald I think some chips do but it is weird they're bald spots on chips sometimes. Really? Oh, embarrassing. Are they like chip two pays? It's like all over their market. It's like this is a market that has not been tapped.

Chim two pays. I'm still laughing at the idea of a monkey with long hair. Or any of these long hair. Like long blonde straight hair from like Bobby and I. You're like your hair vibrant? I'd be compatible. I think you'd be able to supply your half for a chip two pay. Oh, thanks. Is that an insult? I think it's be able to supply your hair for a chimney pay. Oh, thanks.

Is that an insult? I think it's good. OK. Does it, the human being, our hair, would never, literally never stop growing. There's no like stopping point. It does, I think eventually. I think so. Your hair splits at the ends when it grows longer and it's uncapped.

Uh-huh. And then the more it splits, it'll start to go up the root and like cut the hair off where it splits. So we just get too many head cuts. So your hair will essentially thin out as it gets longer. So the natural safer human being is have waist-length hair. That's what we're supposed to have, right? Oh really scraggy head. It's just around our head. Like dreaded up like Afro dread. Yeah. Someone's saying that hair keeps growing while first stops. That I think it's a good point.

I think the person's made, this is someone on Twitter said that. What's the name? Yeah, because hair never stops growing. But hair does stop growing. Like your chest here doesn't like grow out. It's too much to shave it. And then it falls.

Okay, great. Sure has multiple fibers that come out of one follicle while hair has one fiber per follicle. He tweeted that to Bernie and Gustav. I have no idea who Bernie is. Or who Gustav is. That's you buddy. So thanks William Alexander.

There are also some types of rabbits where if you don't trim their teeth, their teeth go all the way around into their brain. Right, like rabbits have to have to non stuff to keep their Kind of rabbit is that I mean rabbit is that's why they choose stuff They keep you wrap around and go into their brain They keep growing to the point where it would like eventually come back down and

Put your their neck. I always wore that like what's that like like? Like is it just like I'm just gonna forget about it, and it's like oh shit like yeah, it's gotta be gradual right once It once it's curved to the point where you can't use the sharp bit your just bone you'd be rubbing the smooth Bit you're literally bone Judging up into your brain, but I think it's weird that you could kill a rabbit with a field where there's nothing in it You mean you could just let the rabbit kill itself Well it would grow it and it was he is You'd have to give it food. Unless you like or unless you're a sadistic motherfucker who like feeds it intravenously like this thing's

never gonna use its teeth. Well you have to admit somebody figured that out somehow right? So they must have done that. Yeah. Yeah. Some some shithead. A lot of pet owners will just cut their rabbit's teeth. You know that last meal? Oh, I'll see you. They're not like bone teeth. They're more like fingernail kind's teeth. You know that last man? Oh, I'll see. I'll see that. They're not like bone teeth. They're more like fingernail kind of teeth. She's saying that fingernail grow to their brain. Like it'd be hard to puncture through their skull to get into their brain of fingernail? Yeah, I mean, fingernail's pretty hard

if it was in a teeth format, when they. Tooth format. Tooth format and nail. It must be like those people who grow their nails out super long and they start curling Yeah, you see that? I think the same thing because like, you know, when they grow they start curling The funniest thing you're gonna be like is going to the...

I remember as a kid looking at the Guinness Book World Records and there was always that guy from India who had the world's longest fingernails in like curls They were all like super long and curled up My favorite thing about that was it was like so and so, it lives in India His fingernails are this long, he's a photographer. I was like how the fuck is this guy like hitting the button and adjusting shit with these giant fingernails?

You think his fingernails would get like, get in the shot every time? He holds it with his palms and just makes his face look like this. It was like before digital cameras, like the motherfuckers like advancing, you know, film manually through a camera. Oh God, those always creep me out the long fingernails. Even when ladies get the fake ones that are a little too long, I don you know, film manually through a camera. Oh, God. Those always creep me out the long fingernails. Even when ladies get the fake ones that are a little too long,

I don't know. Picture there's like literally shit under fingernails. Like, fingers, there is just fecal matter coated under the bottom fingernails. Finger nails are so fucking disgusting to me. Yeah. You used to have long fingernails. I dispute that.

You just speak everything, but you say you used to have a long, those are fairly long fingernails. I dispute that. You dispute everything, but you say you have a long, those are fairly significant fingernails. I have long beds. I can see your fingernails over there. You have long beds. That's pretty long. I would have trimmed out. I would have never given to that light. I need to trim the podcast for a look, man.

What's the front? What's the front of your fingernails? Tips? Is it the front or is it the front? That's the front. Is the front of my hands. That's the back of my hands. That makes it. So this is by default front? That's the front. It's the front of my hands. That's the back of my hands, that makes it. So this is by default the front.

I can see fingernail over the front of your hands. That seems like a lot. Look at him. That's usually the look. It's the way, I think it's the way my fingers are. No, I can't see shit on that. You can see shit. What is this fucking internet?

You're like, you had like pointy delicate nails too. I do. I have lady hands and lady wrists. I'm resigned to that. Thank you. Yeah, I've never really looked at your hands, but... But you have man for... You have man for that.

There's a very soft, you want to feel? It's from years of not doing manual labor groups, we're not going outside. It's all paid off. We haven't this argument before. Cannibalism, you're saying it is illegal to eat human. It is definitely illegal. Cannibalism is illegal in the US US but where does cannibalism stop? It's what what do you mean where does it start when you cut some delicacies right for example?

When a woman gives birth some people eat the placenta Not eating that's not a piece of human organ. It is true. It is But they actually expelled it. But like somebody lost their arm, you would never think to actually just go ahead and eat that. So placenta, yes. No.

Pocenta is a rare thing. Maybe that's a gray area. Maybe it's a semi-cute placenta. The placenta is a rare thing. Well the placenta is expelled from your body. It's not like you take a living part off of someone. Yeah, it's not like you always have a placenta. It's a rare thing.

It's not designed to, I guess, stay. If you missed an 8-to-baby, that's definitely catapult. Like accidentally tried to get the placenta and you missed. But the baby's placenta. Oh, what's that? We're getting Gavin's thing about being inside your grandma. It is weird that when you grow a kid, you grow another organ as well. Is it really that weird?

So what is the weird part having a living thing growing inside of you? You, yeah. I was wondering how people reconcile that, how women specifically reconcile the fact that they've got a living being inside their body. Like I guess this is something you would just do over time. Like we were talking about before,

with the slow, like the teeth growing back into the brain. Is it just because it's slower than it's easier? Like if you got pregnant and you were nine months pregnant a day in, there'd be no adjustment period. Like you, what do you mean? Cause then it's over. Nobody had the cure that's nine months. That's a lot.

Oh. Oh, so you're nine months pregnant for nine months? You know what I said, nine months? I said nine months, it was actually ten months. That's like one of the biggest things about pregnancy that's like misunderstood. Well, no. Typical pregnancy is 40 weeks.

But that's not ten months. It is ten months, isn't it? If every day was 28, if every month was 28 days, it would be ten months. Yeah, I think that's what it is. So it's like nine. Is it a full 40 week story? Because it's 52 weeks in the year, not 48.

It's not four weeks per month. Oh, I see, okay. It just, it always seems like it was 10 months. I got two kids and it took a long, a long time to get them out. What's been hard for you? But I just wanted to, I always wanted to,

it's like, with the animals that get like a, you always hear about people clipping the sticks pack rings, you know? Yeah. Cause they're gonna end up in the water. Yeah. And I was wondering why people were totally comfortable with that. So they're gonna cut the rings. What?

You never heard this? It's so fish don't get caught in the ring. The turtles and stuff. Or turtles and what else. Or seals. So I was heard. It's what. Yeah, in the circles.

It's what in the bit. It's what in the bit. Yeah. They don't even have those in the thing. When was the last time you saw a sticks pack that had that plastic ring on it? Last night. You know, plastic ring on it. Last night? You know, plastic ring on your six pack? I don't know, I guess it's been a while.

But if you had some other day, La Croix. La Croix has that, okay. Like if I seal gets that over its neck and then I can't get it back out. Stupid seal. Sure. Like what is that process of slowly growing

that with that thing around your neck and like growing around it? Or you see the turtle with a pinch in the middle? There is a turtle who like, as a young tortoise had one of those things around it. It's how to toe. Fuck off. And then it, like in my show, grew around it. And it just, it just looks weird.

We had a great waistline. That turtle was slim. You could fit in the corsets, no trouble. But was that painful? Does the turtler even have any idea that's pinched in the middle like that? Like the shum. I assume its organs are all jumbled.

But doesn't know, I mean, is it painful for it? And what are it's weird when they cut it off is something like ow, like all of a sudden it's like there's that thing that was supporting it for a long time is now gone. Well, when a woman is pregnant, do the organs have to move or is it just fronterly expanding? Like, when you get the kid out and then stand up, does everything just go like... ...back to where it was? That's a beanstube.

Prisha! Prisha, it's guts and then uterus. So everything goes like that a little bit. So it does shift a bit. It does shift a bit. Like push it up on the bladder, that's why they got a peel the time. What's that? Like the baby's the room on the bladder.

So what do you say of how it's weird about having something living inside you? Is that just because it's moving that it's weird? No, I think, yeah, I think having another like... Because you could tell me my heart was a dude that was moving and I would believe it. What's that? Well, that my heart was a dude that was moving and I would believe it. What's that? What's my heart? What's inside me? You ever get creeped out by that kind of thing? Your own organs or anything? I did a couple weeks ago when you guys started talking about it. What? I told you you couldn't stop your heart. You couldn't

stop your heart and you couldn't stop breathing. When you really like think about it too much and it's like you can hold your breath and slow your heart way down. It's cool. Have you ever done it? Yeah When I had a girlfriend and she would like put her head on me And I would I would just stop breathing and she would freak out when my heart would be like What's the lowest you've ever had your heart rate recorded? For like 10 beats a minute or so Once every six seconds, your heartbeat.

You know, Lance Armstrong, his resting heart rate was, I think, 32, which is once every two seconds, it would be. Was that juster-unjuiced? That's juiced. I mean, is there another version of Lance Armstrong? I don't know. He's soon to, he freely admitted all that stuff at this point, right?

Yeah, finally. He's like 50% sterile. Why do you do that? I think they finally had irrefutable evidence, and he couldn't get out of it. I think he had finally been caught in putting it in a corner. Oh, that shit. Listen, I don't, you know, I don't say. I don't really care if people do that stuff.

It doesn't bug me. I get that they're professional athletes or whatever, but, you know, people want to see the current athletes break all the old records. You know what I mean? It's just like, I'd like to, I'm okay with it. If it was a separate category, like you had your normal Olympics and your steroid Olympics. Which means... Nobody would watch the regular Olympics.

Nobody would watch the regular Olympics. It's true. No, that's like saying nobody watches the special Olympics. Yeah! Nobody does. No one does. No one does. No one does an Olympic on the special steroid Olympics.

That would be amazing. Real chair tennis would be insane. Because then there would be the juice Olympics, the special Olympics, and then the regular Olympics. So it seems like the regular Olympics would be the lamest of all of them. It's like the organic Olympics. It's like when you go shopping for orange juice,

and there's too many different types. It's like organic, and then there's omega-3 in the world. There's some call of no-pull. Then in the UK, they call pulp bits. I love that. I love no pulp. That in the UK, they call pulp bits. I love that. No bits. They do laugh, sword. Do you like pulp in your juice? Sure, I didn't care.

You don't care? Where are you? I used to hate it, but now I love it. I can deal with it. That's fine. The debate over pulp, no pulp, no pulp, by the way, completely populist. That's what orange you should be.

The debate now goes right out the window because you like pulp in your... Pulp for life. Except for the bottom, and then it gets kind of like pulp that is like your drinking sludge. So much you write a story about this and called pulp fiction. So shut the fuck up. The you know what I'll always throw you off though with the orange juice debate is that pulp or no pulp doesn't matter because occasionally you run to people who put ice in their orange juice Do you put ice in your orange juice? No, fuck no fuck that is like that's that's that's a

That's a sin against humanity I smell you're like watering it down What point of orange you says that it's like thick and juicy and when you put ice in it just dilute it There you go very good words from Barbara fiction straight from Barbara dilute it. Very good. Very good. It's from Barbara. Herprinor fiction. Straight from Barbara. Are you okay? That was really funny.

You're literally crying over there. I know. I love pulp. I'm not afraid to say it. I don't mind either what I'll drink either one. I don't give a shit. It's a nice thing to have in your orange juice. It makes it more entertaining. It's like when people like jam that has like bits of fruit in it.

Fuck jam. Um, are there any other... I mean, now you've lost them. Are there any other beverages that have like bits or pulp or like a textured sucking in it? Lemonade. I guess some lemonade does. I could say it. Every now and then I get like an orange locker freaked out by ice water because it's

weird to drink The liquid form of something with the solid form in it. It's like that's two states of the same thing all together You don't really do that with anything else. Yeah, like if you had a glass of coke Why wouldn't you freeze coke and get coke ice cubes for ice cubes that way it doesn't water it down It would make it makes sense with vodka What's the freezing point of vodka though? I was so low that it would be really good ice. It would really keep your drink.

I've never seen frozen vodka. I've seen vodka get so close to the sludge. It's amazing. You probably put it in your mouth, it would just freeze your tongue. Get you drunk, like put it in a drink. I got to look at the freezing point of vodka. You know, we used to have dry ice at parties in college and people would put it in their drinks

and then people would breathe in the... Is that kid feed? No, the problem with it is that you know how when you use dry ice and you put it in water and it makes that smoke, but the smoke goes like this and it goes down like cascades off the table. It's because it's more dense than air. So the problem is it won't harm you chemically,

like by breathing it in, but it'll harm you physically in the sense that it'll lay down in your lungs and you can't get it out. So it's like it fills up your lungs with essentially inert gas and then you can't get rid of it. You have to tip yourself upside down. I understand, man. Oh my God.

Ford out. It's a one of danger. Yeah, uneasy. Isn't it also like, you know, people will inhale helium to get a high voice. Well, let's see, other ones, sulfur, by flow one, floor fight or some shit. Yeah, that's the same thing, right?

And just tell it. You're in Thailand, compared to that. That's actually far more dense. That's actually much more dangerous. I thought that on a late night talk show, they filled an aquarium thing with that gas, and they have people like lean in and take a breath. So for Hicks or Florida?

I don't remember, try this. Yeah. Nerd. Is that one they float a paper boat on? Yeah. Did you see I saw a video a couple months ago. I guess it was this party. By the way, the freezing point of vodka before we get away from it is negative 16.5 degrees Fahrenheit. Wow. Like negative 26 it said. Negative 27. There was a party in Mexico, where I guess the party organizers had got a bunch of dry eyes. I thought the same story. And thrown it into the pool while people were swimming in the pool. And then people started being unable to breathe because their lungs were filled with

with the carbon dioxide. Carbon dioxide, yeah. And they couldn't get out of the pool. And since it was foggy and smoky, no one could see that they were all drowning and unable to breathe. I think some people died. Yeah, then like I was like, I was like, I think fire people died. Yeah, and then people would jump in and try to help them. Then they'd be unable to breathe. It was like, it was like a cycle. Yeah, it was a huge perpetuating problem. Because they didn't have a fan. Like no one was ready for it. Yeah, everyone's just going, who's? There's like, you. Yeah.

Yeah. Where are you? There was everyone's like, five, everyone's having a good time. And then like slowly you realize that there's no more noise coming from the pool. Oh, it was a sponsored party. It was the Yeager Meisters pool party.

It was June 19, 2013. How many people died? I don't think there's your YouTube video have it? I don't think it was that bad. I think he was passing out. It was a couple though. Holy shit. It's all in either... Where is this?

It's in Mexico, so it's all Spanish. Look at where... Where are the Portuguese? Death you've ever heard of. How did they find a picture of it? Oh, that's fast. Yeah, so there's the tragic. And they're trying to pull someone out. You can see there on the right. That's part of the tear thing. That's racist. Here, I'm going to read this thing right here.

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For a long time, it was like very critically acclaimed movies that were released in like special edition DVDs that were, they were all such weird stuff sometimes. But it was like the ultimate edition. Was the criteria to watch. I watched a show on Hulu Plus yesterday. It's called Clown.

It's a Danish show. It's all in Danish and it's got subtitles. Not your first clue. It's basically curb your enthusiasm with Danish people. Okay. It's the same premise of like this guy who's a semi-retired comedian who's on a show that everyone like and everyone recognizes him.

He's a total asshole. I don't know. It's weird because I don't know who, yeah, I don't know that these people are okay. How old? Did you find it? I saw commercial for it in it. Who knew plus? I was like, I'll check it out.

It looked pretty funny. But I'm just like, then I realized it was just curb your enthusiasm with the Danish guy. Speaking of curb your enthusiasm, have you seen the HBO movie Clear History with Larry David? No. I think it came out like two weeks ago.

It was really weird to be out of know what I expected from, and I had only seen a couple of promos for it, but it's essentially the exact same, Larry David plays Larry David. It's just curb your enthusiasm, but he plays a character with a different name. Yeah. Is that what we can do?

He was in a Woody Allen movie where he was essentially himself as well. Well, I think he does his limits. I mean, that's what he does. That's why he didn't play George in Seinfeld. That's why. What's his name? Jason Alexander did. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, clear history. He plays an executive at a startup electric car company who has a disagreement with the founder and leaves before they launch their first product. And he gets, so he loses his share in the company, which would have been worth billions of dollars because it takes off. Oh, wow. And he goes and like changes his life. And then anyway. Is it a comedy? Yeah. Sounds hilarious. It's all but stuck. It's a riot. Unreal. I like Larry David. You know, so it's like Larry David too. I mean, it's all about stocking up. It's a riot. On real life.

But can I like Larry David? You know, so it's a good success. Yeah, I like Larry David too. I mean, it's kind of tough for me, boys. You know, it's kind of tough. It's kind of tough to, I mean, I really enjoyed Seinfeld. And that, that's your last, what, 10 years. And then, didn't you go to the Geeks who drank for Seinfeld?

No, I missed that one. I wanted to go to that one. I'll be here. We should go to the breaking bad one albuquerque that's another guy the one of the main character breaking bad was a guy who had stock options it was forced out of a company all right you lost all the stock hey speed which uh... when we were in a lay

gavin i and actually we went and test drove a tesla car and i didn't know what any of us expected but it was pretty fucking cool and this is why I found out. You haven't bought one yet. Yeah. Which is weird. Well, here's the deal. Is that they're very, very cool cars, but they're not available in Texas.

You cannot buy one. Right. You're like a band against it. You know, Texas is a petroleum state, so every time in Texas does stupid stuff. Also, the National Auto Dealers Association is suing Tesla. Why? Because Tesla sells direct to consumer and they don't go through a dealership network. Not on the Texas does stupid stuff. Also, the National Auto Dealer Association is suing Tesla. Why? Because Tesla sells direct to consumer

and they don't go through a dealership network. I think it's all so fast. Yeah, they're like psychics, back there. What is the range on the Tesla? So, people have range anxiety. The guy identified that they get freaked out about the range of it. And the one we were test riding was 240 miles.

That's pretty good. But the real deal is, is how fast is a charge. And you can plug it into a normal in America, it's a 120 volt outlet. That gets you four miles every hour, was that right? Does that work for memory? I'm sure that's really slow. But you're not managed.

That was like a backup. Yeah, that's like, 100, that's like nothing. No, then they like dual chargers and everything else. And then what was the, do you remember Ash what the fastest rate was? The supercharger? Yeah. And it fills it up in an hour?

That's pretty good. That seems, was there one that did the whole thing in an hour? Oh, there it is. Yeah, so yeah, so that's the charger. That's the 100, what is it? 110 volts, right? Yeah, it looks like it's plugged into a normal one. See that one there, that's like the roadster one, right?

The little, little one. Yeah. I didn't realize different Tesla's like the roadster one, right? The little little one. Yeah. I didn't realize. Are there any different Tesla models? Yeah. I didn't realize they made like an actual decent car. It's the Model S. Yeah, it looks really, it looks like an Aston Martin kind of.

Yeah. It's really like a Starship when it's moving. They're going to have an SUV soon, I think. Yeah, they are. The most ridiculous thing is you get in, and there's a 17 inch screen. That's the biggest. It is just like a big TV. It's like a heads up display,

and it's everything, it's like a giant iPad. It's like when you get in, on the dashboard is a display this big, and you're just like, like that big, and it's down there and you can tap everything. And it's so futuristic that they can send firmware updates and you update the car, but it's not just software stuff,

they can update physical things that the car does. For example, creep mode is something we learned about because in an automatic car, when you get, when you go off the brake, it creeps forward. They were saying, I don't drive. Like you're going to stop like, you're in front of the pedal when you let off the brake, the car will creep forward like, yeah. But the Tesla doesn't do that and it was making customers feel a bit weird when they would pull the brake and literally, you know, So they added like a digital creep to the car way.

And as you do that, it applies some sort of acceleration to make it mimic the creep that you get in a real car. Yeah, that's the next thing. Yeah, that's the real car. That's what it's like. That's a giant ice cream. Oh, yeah, that's what that whole thing is a screen. And in fact, the techometer and the speedometer, that's also a screen.

There's no actual dials or buttons on that interface. It's entirely touch screen digital interface. Wow. And you can make it go like the top part was the map on there. You can make that go across the entire thing, or you can just split the different apps that you have on there.

That's pretty cool. That'd be a good car for like, you know, just driving around the city or something. It's better, I think it's better for city driving than it is for like long distance driving, because the way it recharges, you have a hybrid. It charges with the brakes. Yeah, I put gas in it.

It's even as well. That is the thing is like, I mean, without any kind of like service, there's a service place in Austin, but without any kind of like sales place here, I just worried this like wouldn't be the level of help you would need on what is essentially an early adoption vehicle.

There is a sales place in the domain, just you can't buy a car there. What? Oh yeah, I've seen that. You get all the information there. So what do they do that? Just do, hand out leaflets. Cars in a room.

Yeah, it's in the domain. So how do they hire for that thing? You're not a salesman. You're just a man The person who just stands in there and your information man may buy a car maybe don't it's up to you It's a Tesla goes to another state and buy it. Yeah, I can help you book a plane ticket right now That way I think you should go for it. It was a cool one. Don't you do it? Could you buy it? No, bad 90 grand or how much it was. But you have more life sentences. Oh, I know, I'll drive his license.

Why don't you get a driver's license? Why don't you get a driver's license? I think you don't drive, yeah. How come you're upset? You're married to somebody who doesn't drive. She's got driver's license? Does she drive though? Yeah, she's got a car.

She does, I didn't know that. I remember when you guys were first together, that's mine, together. You would drive for everywhere. She didn't even know that. I don't even know that. I don't even know that. I don't even know that. I don't even know that. I don't even know that. I don't even know that. I don't even know that. I don't even know that.

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I do. Okay. I'll bring it down here. When I first moved here. So, pick a truck. You never see me drive it? No. When I first moved here and I didn't have a car, Esther had offered her truck if I ever needed it, because she was worried that the gas would go bad,

because it gets... Esther drives a truck and you drive a Prius. She wants that exact vehicle she wanted. She wanted that truck. I have a hard time picturing you in a truck. you drive a Prius. She want that's the exact vehicle she wanted. She wanted that truck. I have a hard time picturing you in a truck. I grew up driving trucks. If there's some reason it makes me laugh, I think it's how you throw a hand.

Yeah, I grew up like in the middle of fucking nowhere on ranches in the middle of a truck. You just wanted a desert in Texas. I found something out today. Oh, she was teed in a truck. Who are you? What did you find out about Gus? I found out that Gus had a stalker in high school. Oh yeah, yeah, that stalker in a truck. What? What did you find out about Gus? I found out that Gus had a stalker in high school?

Oh yeah, yeah, that stalker in high school. Who would call him and play a... It was that real McCoy song, another night. Oh yeah. Like, I know this fight over the... I know this fight over the phone. Yes, you'd always have it like blasting in the background. She told me creepy things.

Did you know who it was? No, I never found out. Do you tell you creepy things? Yeah. Like what? Oh, just like, she would follow me. And at first, she'd like, yeah, whatever. She would like, no, you were here with so and so and so

and so and you were wearing this. Like, how the fuck did you know that? Why would she do this? You never figured it out. You never figured it out. She never did she make a play for the guys? She would call me for about six months, I think. And then it's all the sudden, it stopped.

That's crazy. Yeah. I can't believe you never sudden it stopped. That's crazy. I can't believe you never mentioned that before. Can't believe I haven't either. No, it was really, really bizarre. Obviously, anybody's starting to get pretty. And now, you know, the rest of the story. So I went to, I watched Breaking Bad at Your Place. Yeah, you did.

And you haven't seen it yet? No, I haven't. Can I just say before that, because he just said that, I was out, I was at the gym, and I was talking to a guy there, and I was talking about last night's episode of Breaking Bad. And all I said was my opinion of the episode being a good or bad episode that's all I said. And a guy in your bag goes, whoa, whoa,

what are you talking about? You talk about Breaking Bad? And I said, yes, he goes, don't talk about it. I haven't started watching that show yet. I'm like, okay. Come on, it's a five-year-old show at this point. Five and a half years old. Don't say it's good, I haven't watched it yet.

How can you possibly say people aren't allowed to talk about something that you're not watching? And that you're not- He might want to watch it sometime. At some point in his life, he might decide he wants to watch it, so please, everybody else to spend your conversation. There's, there's, we've reached, it's too much now, it's too much officially.

I'm going to declare there's a line. He should have a tattoo. Do not talk about breaking bad. Can you imagine, can you imagine like if you were out somewhere or like you're at a conference and like a astronomy conference and two people start talking about like interstellar travel like a lecture and he's gonna do this and so he goes, no, no, stop, I didn't learn this yet. Don't talk about it.

I'm still studying chemistry, please everyone just stop. It's like, why is like, we kinda talked about this in the patch, why are we defaulting now like in our conversations to people who are ignorant and willfully ignorant of something that don't tell me about it or don't let me learn about it because I wanna protect in case I decide I'm never gonna fucking do it.

Or like in video game, like talk about sequels, like don't tell me about my fucking infinite, I haven't played by a shotgun yet. Yeah. I'm gonna get around to it. I'm gonna get around to that series one day. Pretty soon we'll have no conversation. Nothing at all.

It's like you have to whitelist people, you know, out topics, you know. There'll be nothing left. So I watched Breaking Bad at your place. Yes you did. Congratulations, right? I felt guilty about something. What'd you do?

He cleared his throat. When the first commercial break came up and you started fast forwarding it, it was fucking silent. And I got really self-conscious and I was like, nobody's talking because I'm here. I thought the same thing. I thought the same thing. And I was like, I'm gonna say something, because I'm here

It was like this is really awkward and yesterday I just kind of looked at each other We're like oh my god. This is my fault. I got a text message like the first act and I was like this behind me I'm gonna wait till the commercial breaks and check my phone. Brandon was like trying to talk to me as a show is about to start and I'm like, shh, shh. You're gonna ruin this. This is gonna be a shame. I feel so awful.

I guess it's a great experience for you. Except a bug flew into my fucking face. It's always my problem with being outside. It's like on the street. That's my problem with being outside. Bugs fly into you, so I'm sitting there watching the show and a bug flew right into my fucking glasses. Well, you had glasses on.

Yeah, but with the fuck, why wasn't it watching the show? And then of course, you had your sore bakeup that was filled with ants. Oh, that's true. I thought that was Ashley's cup. Everybody. It was a couple of cups. I thought that was Ashley's cup. Everybody was in a whole cup. I thought that was a cup. There was a cup with a roach in it. Outside is terrible.

It's just bug bomb the spot with it. There's a giant spider. That spider was here. That's like Ligin' A Zelda shit. After I saw that, I'm like moving back to Canada. There's none of that shit there. That was a massive spider. Yeah, it was.

It was like, this thing? The pirate was like adopted it. It was there in the doorway. And you don't like some bugs. You got to like spiders if you don't like some of the bugs. Yeah, spiders are great for that. Yeah, but it was huge. It was there, and then we went away to L.A. for VidCon.

And we came back to spider was going, and now suddenly it's back. I don't get how that works. Maybe it went with you. Spider goes in, spider goes in. And it goes in. You can't explain it. You can't possibly.

I've been having issues with cockroaches, nonstop. Yeah? Yeah. I was like a roach. Yeah. Did I tell you, I might have told it last week, but I trapped one under a cup. Did I tell this?

Yeah, I told this couple. Yeah. And it was like, it moved the cup. It was walking around under the cup. Yeah. I went a cup of the cup moved. They're strong, guys. They're strong. They're strong. They're strong enough to lift up the cup. I want a cup of the cup moved. They're strong, guys. That's tough.

I'm not strong enough to lift up the cup. They're strong enough to push it. Could you, if there was a Styrofoam cup or a plastic cup, scaled to be as big as their cockroach, you could push it? Yeah, you could probably lift it up. So what would that be? That would be like for us, like a solo cup, the size of... Two stories?

That would be bigger than that, wouldn't it? Having this story. Like ten feet? Ten feet, but I have to say it. Compared to the character, I would think like a ten story building or something. I can't make a cup that big. So wait a minute, is that a real cuss? Are you doing it because it's... Yeah, you said length or...

Are you doing the roaches if he's standing up on his high legs and being measured? Yeah, then I was thinking high, but yeah, if he's standing on his hind legs, then yeah, maybe two stories like perhaps leaning Do you think enjoying himself? Their arm strength is like is equal to human arm strength and comparison to our bodies. They're probably much stronger Yeah, they're probably worth it. Do you think so? I guess they have more legs They do have more legs. They do have more legs. Yes. One time I found a tick in my house that was about the size of this bottle cap. Wow.

Because it was so plum. On an egg? Yeah, it was gray. Usually ticks are like brown. This one was gray. And I didn't know what it was at first. Because I couldn't even see its legs. It couldn't walk because it was so fat.

Where it come from, they go. That was in Gorge. I think it feasted on you or somebody else. I couldn't walk because it was so fat. Where did Cupboard be so fat? That was in Gorge. I think it feasted on you or somebody else. I think it fell off one of my dogs. It was just in the living room on the floor. And I picked it up. I put it in a baggy and left it alone for a couple days and it was slowly shrinking.

And I was like, this is too gross. So I just finally smashed it. That's not gross at all. Can they get enormous? They get enormous. If their heads like this big it a huge fat body so big It's like the chick from Oopalumba and then when you fucking squash them It's a mess. It's blood

It's a huge bloody mess in a baggy. We had a huge tick problem when I was growing up out in Eagle pass really yeah, you had to be very diligent about tick I had a trench on problem too, which we've just discussed. You know the same tick problem, it's just you had ticks. Yeah, it's not like beneficial. It's a tick investigation. It was like situation. I'll let a great experience with ticks when I have a tick. I've recently discovered that I can sleep on planes now. If I use one of those eye masks and that... why is that funny?

I want you to get an eye mask with googly eyes. You've just been pasted under the front. You use an eye mask. Dude, that thing is tall. Do you put green exfoliating? No, no, it's just a black thing. I essentially do black. You're wearing curlers?

When we went to Japan, we got given a little bag and it was in there. So you probably have one if you kept that thing. But I wear this. The embarrassing thing is when I forget to- Yeah, I'm not the way everything is. Yeah, I know. The embarrassing thing is when I forget to take it off and I'm walking around the airport with like an I mask

on the top of my head, which sucks. But what I was thinking is, I can- Exactly embarrassing for- Looks like such a privilege. No, I get it though, because I will say that like, we don't get recognized. I don't get recognized a lot of places. Track record and airport, I don't know what is about airports.

That I guess your people are in a situation where they're seeing a bunch of faces they don't recognize. And then that way, do you get spotted in the airport? Ports a lot? No, it's dope. I feel like in the airport, yeah.

It's like, I think it's like a central hub for like people who are, you know, just, I don't know how to describe it. Traveling? I guess, yeah. But people from other places. People who are doing miracles from flight. I don't know how to describe it. Travely? I guess, yeah. But people from other places. People who are doing articles like... I don't know what I'm saying.

What I'm getting at is I've met most of the famous people I've encountered. I have been at airports. Actually, I saw Penn from Penn and Teller in the airport. So I was thinking if you just got your eyelids tattooed black, like solid black, would that have the same effect? Why wouldn't you just get plastic inserts that make them opaque? Because then you've got a shove stuff in your eyes as opposed to getting stabbed by a tattoo thousands of times

it would work if you could get a comfortable sat mask that covers your eyes too that would also work if you could shut your eyes wherever you were because I don't think I don't feel like light is a problem penetrating here and close it it's black I go to sleep like this. It's not black. It's not red. It's black You want to look eyelids? Why did eyelids evolve to be useless? I mean that's useless. They're not useless. You supposed to use them at night What what What let me actually something

Every lose your standpoint what is more useful? Having completely black opaque eyelids. So you can't see anything when you shut them or when you shut them, you can detect changes in light if something gets close to you. It's probably a little better if you can detect when something is like moving right next to you. Yeah, Gavin. If something blocks the light, for instance,

if you're Gavin through evolution. So Gavin falls asleep on her tree. I would love to see a caveman Gavin It would be awesome. So let's say caveman Gavin has been out The berries the old people have very carefully picked all day, okay, and then he decides he's gonna sleep under a tree He goes to sleep along com's won't attack Gavin a Cyberture tiger pretty much anything so the talk's sabre to tiger So your the sun is, you're sleeping peacefully,

the saber she's not tired, blocks your vision, then you'll have the ability to wake up because that happened, you'll detect the change, you wake up and then because you're you, you would just call for someone else to solve the problem. You're like, hey, help me, I can't do this. And then that person would come and get eaten. I think, honestly, I would rather have the solid black ones,

because if something's close enough to be shadowing your eyelids, if it's the same with two tyrants, got me anyway. It's not shadowing, it's moving in the distance. Moving in the distance, so it's stood on the cliff in front of the sun. Maybe. So it's a false alarm then. What do you mean? What do you mean, it's bathed in the trash?

If it's right here, I'm gonna wake up and crap myself. Or if it just bites my leg while I'm asleep, it's the same effect. If someone comes in and flicks the leg on the room, and you want that to wake you up, don't you? Just like in nature, when I'm talking to kids in heaven, though. Flicks on the leg in the case. We've moved the rock away from the f- mouth of the cave. You want to know that it happens. I think it's a good idea.

If it wasn't so weird looking, I would do it, because I could sleep anywhere at any time. I don't think it's just the black though. I don't think that would do it. I just didn't seem like that would be enough. Black doesn't absorb into the flag. If you get a black, it's a cloth. Your skin is still thin enough. If it's black, the flag wouldn't penetrate.

You can look through a black shirt. Yeah, because it's wh- This hole isn't it, is white. Let's just say it in the thinness in the material. What do because it's, it's, this hole in it is why. But let's just say we're saying the fineness of the material. What do you mean? Your eye missus fin. It's just thinness is, there's holes in a t-shirt. You, you've got, you put a microscope on a t-shirt, you'll see through the damn thing. It was like get that.

The stitch. But you had a solid sheer material that was black. You would be able to see through it. Like a, like a thin plastic film, a thin plastic film that's black, you'd still be able to see through it. Like a thin plastic film, a thin plastic film that's black, you'd still be able to see through it. Why? It was not black then, it's not true black then. What does it mean it's not black? It was so thin. So you can have transparent black.

Also your eye looks like it's so hot. Also hot. A tattoo, a black tattoo isn't truly black. I will pay for you to get a black eyelid tattoo. You painted the bottoms down too, you would? Yeah, yeah. If you paint a light bowl black, you don't get a black light shining through.

It's just nothing happens. Easy solution for this. Go get the buy black that they use on football players that they put under their eyes and put that on your eyes. I contend that that's way blacker and thicker than a tattoo would be. No, no, I get it. but let's see if he likes it. Let's see if his eyes would look like he did it.

I have to make up in my bag right now. Wait, women wear eye shadow, right? Yes. Make up. What do you do? They can see through, we can test this really easily. Yeah. I'm like, I'm a gut's clarified.

Kara has it. No, because- The actual shadow of her eyes. It's because Kara's saying at the same time, she says she's got eye shadows. You can test it right now if you want to if I can get it right. I'm not sure if I can get it right. I'm not sure if I can get it right. I'm not sure if I can get it right. I'm not sure if I can get it right. I'm not sure if I can get it right. I'm not sure if I can get it right.

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Reflections. Reflections. If the walls are white and there's a street light or something, it's gonna light up the down room, isn't it? If the paint's high gloss, it's gonna reflect light anyway. Or whatever it's matte. Yeah. What's he doing in his room? I get what you're saying.

I mean, yeah, it'll be a darker room. I just have a projector. I had to paint it black because it reflected all the light from the projector. Although when you paint a room black, you get so small. Your house that you used to live in with Jeff, you guys painted the hallway black. I didn't do shit. I didn't do that. Someone else did that.

I think you would run into the doors at night. That was not me. I knew that was a bad idea. That was the pink stars on the doors. That was the pink stars. Yeah. Because you would be looking for the bathroom. You would just pull out right into the door.

Over and over. It was a fucking worse. Don't ever do that. Is that the darkest place you've ever been? Underground, darker. Steve's face. I've never been a deep space. But I've been underground.

Underground is darker. You never go to the natural bridge caverns or anything just out here like in your Bronfels. It's darkest shit down there. Yeah. Yeah. Can they turn everything off as part of the tour? Yeah, it's like you're you're you're you're you know really deep underground of these giant caves and it's like all the lights are off. You're like if if

this was my life right now and I had to get out of here I'd die down here. Like I walked down here with illuminated steps. They turn off the lights so like I couldn't get out of here. Even though I know where the stairs just were, I wouldn't never get out of here. Even though I know where the stairs just were, I wouldn't never get out of here. I'm gonna have to find you. No. You ever lost your way into water before?

Yeah. Oh yeah. That's creepy. Yeah, your sense of up. Sense of direction is one thing. Sense of up, you're not used to losing that way. You lose that you're just lost in space. Like when a wave tumbles you.

When a wave tumbles you. I don't even say whichever way you float is the way. Your brain works a lot faster than basic buoyancy. So it takes a couple seconds to reflote or if you're in turbulent water, you just literally don't know. You're just like flailing. I just started swimming and I swam into those sand.

I've done the exact same thing. It's a weird feeling. It's like you feel like you're pushing towards the surface and you hit the same, like, oh shit. Then you're like, if it's slipping, you have to kick off of it. Like, I hope I make it back up. That's that I'm getting short of breath.

Think about it. I'm getting fucked up. It's like running into a wall at night. Oh, jeez. Swimming into a wall. We took the kid's out for like the last night of summer. We had like this crazy weekend of like bike trips and park visits.

What summer's over? Yeah, they go back to school on Monday, man. Suckers. It's a bummer. You did a dick head tweet the other day You did a dick head and tweet you were like oh, I feel I'm glad I have to do school anymore suckers Yeah, why is that a dick head tweet? I fucking did my time. It's rubbing it in for the poor boss I said fuck up. What do you mean? That's why you get for going to school?

It's true. It is true. You have to go to school. I never had a deal with that. I got to high school. I did four years of college. I fucking did it. Yeah, but it was miserable, right? And if someone said that to you, who you liked on the internet, you'd be like, oh, yeah, I can also tell you that I probably never worked as hard in all my years of school that I have on like film sets or like what you do. It's like, it really is the end of the day. Students complain a lot about how much their workload is.

It's really, I mean, yeah. It's like, it's because they don't. You take 15 hours or some extra. You're in class, 15 hours a week. Oh, yeah. Roodle. If you do another 15 hours of homework, that's 30 hours.

Yeah, great. It's not even a full-time job. Yeah, it's really not. And honestly, honestly, for most of my time, going all the way through and having basically two bachelor's degrees, if I'd just gone to all my classes, that's essentially at the university level

that I went to at public university. If you just attended all your classes, you probably would ace it just fine. All your courses. So what's the four work where you can all is? 40. Typical in the US is 40. You know I found out, what's that? The US in ours? 40, 40. Typical in the US is 40. Do you know what I found out?

What's that? The US has no paid maternity leave. Not mandated by law. No. Oh, but the company can choose to. Oh yeah. Some companies have paternity leave. We do, right?

I think we have paternity leave. I think in the UK, I'm not 100% sure I've never had a kid. I think it's like 28 weeks paid is the law. 28 weeks? Yeah. That's some bull shit. Is that not right? 28 weeks a year?

It's only for half a year. No, when you have a kid. Maternity leave. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not talking vacation. So you get seven months off to have a kid. And you get to visit pay. And you're in Canada.

Yeah, pay. I think it's 54 weeks in Canada. There's a lot of loss. Also with the US, that's what you have a kid. Let me do an internet. Maybe. Also, the US, they give you a paternity leave. And maternity leave. Thank you. Oh, blocked.

Maternity leave means that you can leave your position and that you're guaranteed to get your position when you come back in some places. It's all different levels because it's not mandated by law. ObamaCare might have something in it. The new Obama Healthcare Package. That's it, okay. It might. But here might have something in it. The new Obama healthcare package. Does it? Okay. It might. But I would think I would be aware of that. I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said pretty sure it's under 100. I feel like that's getting to be a pretty big business. I think small businesses are determined. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're no fucking multinational. Yeah,

multi-thousand. Yeah, but it can't be relative like that because there's always a bigger business. You know, I mean Apple could say we're a small business. You know, we do have the ability to find out. If there's a fucking tax break for it, I'm sure Apple was. Small businesses are the business that is privately owned and operated. That's where privately owned. And with a small number of employees, this is a circular definition. I hate that. It's 50 employees according to the definition by the European Union.

And fewer than 500 employees are qualified for many US. So 500 in the US is a huge difference. 50 to 500? Yeah. That's a 10-fold difference between Europe and the US is that's a huge difference 50 to 500. Yeah, that's a tenfold difference between Europe and the US Comparing the US is like notorious for its giant businesses So the textbook company we worked at when I left was about 450 people Well, and so it was not yet above the small business man

I remember when I when I started there a Shift was three people when I started those 16 people total in the company Yeah A shift was three people. When I started those 16 people total in the company. Yeah. Yeah, it was like me and two other people. One day my car broke down on the way to work. So my manager came and picked me up from the side of the road so that we would have our three people for the shift.

You know, you'd say the same thing when you started here too. When you started here, it was like a shift was what? Two people. Or, you know, three people. Yeah. You have, I mean, for all the different departments you run now, it's like, it was just you. It was just all those slash jobs that you had.

And now there's like five or six different departments with had like two or three people each in them. Yeah, or there's like people dedicated to one specific aspect of a job I used to do. Like we have. Coming back. Yeah, Adam, you're running the website and all that technology.

And then other Adam, doing all the desktop support stuff. Do you think that makes you sympathetic to their props? The fact that you have a job or more like unsympathetic? I really go back and forth on it. I used to do both of your jobs. I was telling you more about being dedicated to your one thing that you do. Yeah, I was telling you more about that.

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So sixth grade was elementary school for you? Yeah. Oh, okay. And it's pretty untypical for Texas though. I practically grew up in Mexico. I mean, for all intents and purposes. And, uh, yeah. It was at, do you remember why it's, why it's cafeteria? It was like a loobies, but. I remember why it's. It was at why it's cafeteria.

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It's a cafeteria style restaurant. Oh, here it is. Terrible. And, uh, it's all right. Is it better than Denny's? Oh, it's way better than Denny's. But it's different. Denny's is like a diner.

Nobody goes to the cafeteria, he's don't exist anymore. Denny's. Like, you would never go... Yeah, you said that word to describe something that's not in a high school is weird. Yeah, it's usually in some kind of institution you have a cafeteria, but there was like cafeterias that you would go to just to. Yeah, like did first go out of business?

First cafeteria? Yeah, first the one that's over here, it's one of the buildings we looked at moving into, but having to renovate anything that was a restaurant and like, what do you do with the kitchen? And it's just like, you don't wanna mess with it. And I'll say one of the grossest things have to deal with on an environmental basis

is a grease track. Those things are just like toxic waste essentially. And so if you have to get rid of one, it's tough. To either put one in or take one out. Well, because of the oil and stuff. That's those regulations about like getting it out of there and everything, it's just gross. So free.

Plus I'm sure it's a fire hazard. All that built up like residue, all that grease. So turn it into a candle. Turn it into a candle. Turn it into a candle. Maybe the most explosive fucking candle in the world. It's not wax. I don't know if it goes solid. It's grease.

You know, we went to one of the times we went to Amsterdam. I think you were wishing. Stufen. Baggerstufen. We ran into something I always wanted to go to. We ran into an automat. You ever eaten it in an automat?

You know what that is? Yes, I did once. It's the old, I think maybe you with me at M.J. I'm sorry, M.J. I'm sorry. I did it in Tokyo. Oh, yeah, so it's one of those places you go. They were huge in the fifties. They were like little doors that you'd

pay to open the door and the food would be in there. And it's like a wall of these little doors. Well, it's just a gamble. No, you can see it's a little vast window. You're like, that cherry pie looks good. Let me put a dollar in there and open up the door. There we go. Oh, how the fuck are they finding these pictures so fast?

I think that's the one we were in. Cry out loud. Is that one in Stufen? Yeah. How did she look familiar? It was with you when you did the Kippberger. Yeah, I got, oh look, see, there's the, it doesn't take the picture down.

On the left hand column, second to left, like halfway down there's like it don't take the picture down on the on the left hand column second to left Like halfway down there's like I'm like a pot dog look at that. Yeah, that's that it's like I don't know how to describe it It's a space ship a fried pocket of gravy Like it's like a fried on the look the brown gravy or white gravy brown brown gravy. Oh, it sounds good. It's really go on What what is that thing called gravy check? I'm gonna call it gravy stick. I think it's a good name It's cool like a stoof and stoof in guard I Think it's on red it. It's like a vending machine but for pizza where you could choose your thoughts

Go on bake it in the vending machine. Well, so it's like an automated pizza maker. This sounds terrible Yeah, that's just sounds pretty good. You can't eat the pizza. It's not fresh. No, it's not fresh. You gotta put the human touch on to the pizza. What about a human touch as good as the pizza? Machine's good.

It's like, you're feeling the thickness of the dough and... But a robot could do that even more? You're grossing me out. No. I get grossed out by a lot of things, but there's gotta be a human being doing it. Did they have little arms? Yeah, they said I need a little shire.

What if he's got really long fingernails? That's gross. You can't have long fingernails. Because when you toss it, then it's like, pitch, like you just ride through. It's like, we're for eight to die, but it's five holes. It's not this, but it hasn't called deep fried gravy.

Which is a thing. Let me guess. That's at a state fair in the Midwest somewhere. You should've had a duck fried liquid. It's bitter ballin. I was supposed to be like deep fried. B bitter ball in. Yeah, I was mad at that bitch. So we went bitter ball in. I want to say like a croc something. Dutch. The shoes. Croc. Croc. Croc. Croc. Croc cat. Croc. Croc. Croc cat. Yeah, I think it's a croc

cat. Croc cat is just fucking a gravy ball. Bitter ball. Yeah, it's a croquet. A croquet is just fucking a gravy ball. A bitter ball. Yeah, it's a fried gravy. Bitter ball. Bitter ball. Bitter ball. Do it. Do the accent.

Uh, beat the ball. We get that. I don't know, Galvest go do a barren stew. He's a bitter ball. That's it. It's the one you get to do. It sounds like. It's the one you get to do.

It's the one you get to do. It sounds like. It's the one you get to do. It sounds like you get to do a barren. Yeah. It sounds like you get to do a you cry. Yeah. I was with all the madame. It was sad. We got the man. We are losing our Danish viewers after we speak. You're just going to the hell. At least they're gone.

He said Danish. No, I said, why did they say Danish? You did. He was still a lot of Danish. She's lying to me. She was still a lot of Danish. You were still a lot of Danish. You were still a lot of Danish.

Yeah, I watched very Danish. We had a lot of Swedish people. When we got back from Amsterdam, that was the only way I, did you? We had a blast. When we got back from Amsterdam, that was the only way I would talk to Gavin for like a month. Even though I came, it would be... I don't get what I'm talking about. You want to go to Amsterdam? Going to Lardestoof? Stoof and Huy.

I really, of all the places we've traveled, I would love to go back there again. We always had a great time. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Carve him orange juice. I tried it on the first place. We sat in this one bar called Cafe Barderstuf, which is the bar of stuff. No, what I mean is bar-stuf.

I translate what it meant real let down. It's in the stoof district. It's true. It's really in the stoof. No, what you talking about? It was. It's at the corner of bar and stoof. What does it mean?

Do you know what stoof means? No, stoof. It was like stove bar or something. Now like stoof. I think that one hot dog restaurant in a way it, just a back rule. Coming sausages. Yeah. But, Bar de Stufe had this like lower bit,

like a basement bit where your head was just poking out the right window, and it had the best view of all the best looking hares. So I recommend it, thumbs up. Now they're prostitutes. Did you guys go to the red light dish? It's legalized for the age of work. That's in the red light dish.

Oh, yeah. You can see the red light is in the windows. And so we go and sit and just people watch. Yeah. You just watch a lot of people's vaginas and hello. I think we added the cafe, I think we added the bar because I see cafe de Stufe everywhere. No, it's definitely cafe bar de Stufe. I have a picture.

Oh, cafe bar. Is that it? Yeah, I see it. I can't wait. How did I get in there? How did I get in there? How did I get in there?, can I get a picture? I don't know if you can tell by where all those people are stood. There's actually a window by their legs. And if there's no one there, you can see the hall is perfectly.

And the cup of water. This is taking it across the canal. So it take you a body of water between us. Yes people Did the girls next door have the right shoe bad? That's pretty good. We're about to see the shoe for this people This people walking up and down and they just they'll be like Craig, okay? You know crack? Very single coca coca coca You're being proposition constantly while you're there for

I had no idea what was legal or illegal constantly. When people were like, coca, coca, like, is that legal? X, that's X, X, X, I'm like, are you trying to come in extra-sick? They, I think everything now is pretty much illegal for tourists. I didn't think they did that. I think they repealed that. I think it's illegal, but it's unenforced. Okay.

So legal, man. Yeah. What are we recently done? We need to arrest yourself. Is it the UK? No. But I think it's... They probably use as an excuse if they need to.

In case somebody fucks up, they're like, well, this is legal in your boat. Yeah. Yeah, true. And your boat. And your boat. And your boat. And we're going to throw you under the jail. It's like if they're looking for an excuse to get you off the street.

It's like that's illegal. Come on. Gavin, I've never heard the phrase under the jail. I'm going to put him under the jail. I've never heard that phrase. Really? I mean, you know, I guess It's like, that's illegal. Come on. Gavin had never heard the phrase under the jail. I'm going to put him under the jail. I've never heard that phrase. Really? I mean, either. I guess it's an old-school phrase.

What is it? Right now, about 10 seconds ago? You heard it on a popular TV show that we watched last time. So wait, that's a popular phrase. I thought the jail, yeah. It's definitely a popular word. I thought it was bad, actually. It's ultimately threatening.

It is ultimately threatening. It's like, you're not going to be in the jail and you're going to be under the jail. I just thought if you was like, really, I don't know. And as we noticed, I'm in fumbled his word. gonna be under the jail. I just thought if you was like, we're in the room and fumbled his word. So what does it mean? I just assume it's like, you know,

like it's really bad imprisonment, like dark, de-place, under the jail, or buried under the jail. And as we learn earlier, it's really dark underground. It is dark underground. You're gonna be established, then. Because the earth is black, and the sun doesn't get through it.

When you were talking about it, you're reminding me of something though, and it kind of ties together a conversation we were having earlier about. Barber right before we went on the air, took a swallow of her water, and it was this noise. It's like most of the time in your garden, it's like, sip, because Barber's dainty and she does that.

This time it was like, this. Click. Gak. I don't even know why. It was like, I wasn't looking. I was looking at the iPad, and I heard the noise was like, what's that? It sounded like a bug. I was sw at the iPad and I heard that I was like, what's that? I was like a butt-ball girl.

I was swallowing. It's a mess when I drink carbonated drinks. I hiccup a lot. So I took a drink as I was hiccuping at the same... It was like, it sounded metallic. It was like, something went tank and then the thing didn't caught what... Yeah! It was like, the day we learned Barbara was a robot. It was like a bad trap in a throat for physical... It sounded like a robot. It was like a bad trap in a throat for Fizz and D. You know I started. It sounded like a gun. I mean, this is a reminder of another story that happened today, but first off, I was gonna think, do we ever talk about the quietest room in the world?

Do we ever talk about that? The one that sends people crazy. Was it your backyard when you were here in the blood? Yeah, Gus watches for that. What an episode of bringing bad and Gus in the room it turns like insane and juicing quiet. It's a normal room. All it has is Gus and Amc.

And it was going to be crazy also. You were fast-forwarding the commercials at one speed instead of two speed. I was like, this is taking you longer. This is extending the awkwardness. One speed, isn't that just playing with you? It's like double speed instead of triple speed. It's like the one that's forward out like arrow.

He had the one arrow. And I was like, please, best of all faster. Like hold over anxiety from last week because I was fast-forwarding. And we were. And I was like, please, best of all faster. Like, hold over anxiety from last week because I was fast forwarding. And we were just, yeah. And we were like, I'm gonna have to stop. That's not something you're like, I can't.

He's all this stuff. And Gavin's like, Gavin's still up, he's like, come on. Gavin was gonna walk out. Cause I can't deal with that. You know when you're in a quiet room and it's so quiet that you can hear like noise, like high pitched noise. Yeah. But what are you just hearing?

You're in ear? So that's the problem with the quiet, there's a room, it's the quietest room in the world, they call it. I think it's like, I don't know. It's like the noise floor is so low, and there's no echo or anything there. And the people apparently can only spend 40 minutes in it,

like it's the record for spending time in this room because your own noises from your body drive you crazy Like you can hear your blood and you can hear the digestive system. I would love to go in this room Oh, it's supposed to be and I would take my loud keyboard with me. I can hear that thing from downstairs. I can hear it from here. Yeah, that's that's yeah, that's the quiet issue in the world. It doesn't look very comfortable in there. I Think that's fun. It's made for comfort. Yes. That's pretty really comfortable Has to get this world record is negative nine decibels compared to the average quiet Roo isn't that more quiet at the very sound? Yeah, I guess it absorbs negative sound. I guess absorb sound

That's less sound than you started with it's like you can take up to nine decibels of sound and eliminate it. Sounds weird though. Don't they measure it like negatively? Like that's why your receivers, well I we've talked about this before. Why do receivers have negative decibel? I can't stand it. Also look when we ever do like anything with audio, whenever we record a podcast or record a let's play, all the sliders go up to zero and then they go down from there. But I've never ever used a mixer right in, like push everything almost always to the top to be able to hear people. Am I just crazy in that regard?

I'm the same way. Like you guys, we need to go. I guess it's if you can turn the gain up and then you can move your slider down. I mean, if you're a chord Michael, you just go down, for sure. Like, yeah, even our old mixer, when I used to run audio in the podcast,

it was like that, it was just max out the slider and then adjust like the gains What's not all the way out? Yeah We need so you talk you we do well do yeah 45 45 minutes is the longest the guys ever I could definitely do full Really don't know 100 fucking eight shit. Where is it? Where is this room? Let's go to it. That's kind of last three minutes or field labs in Minneapolis could you I'll go Let's do it. Let's do our key Labs in Minneapolis. Could you? I'll go. Let's do our key recap, then.

If you could set up a trip, I would go do that there. Like, we could just sit in there, record the podcast, and see who could take it in this room the longest. But it's not the same if you're there with other people, right? And talking. We could be on opposite sides and whispers, we should. Yeah, I guess. What was that?

I hear like, who's standing in the freak me out a little bit. So we derailed you. You said that it reminded you about something? Oh, yeah. Terrible thing happened today. So I was driving actually somewhere. I was driving her herd to the gym. And then I was gonna drop her off and then I was gonna come to work.

And then I got a phone call. I had a conference call that nobody seemed to tell anyone else about and I had to have this conference call. So I was like fumbling and getting on the conference call and we're going through Zilker Park, which is right by my house. This is this big expansive park that's right in the middle of Austin.

And we're driving through there and I'm talking on the phone, which I should have been and driving at the same time and trying to get settled like where I can get it on my Bluetooth and get that set up and I'm doing that. At the same time, I see in front of us, a squirrel run out in front of the road and it runs out in front of the truck in front of us.

And I just, because I was doing so much stuff, and I didn't try to think about it, I go, look at that, look, look, look. And then she looks, and I pointed out to actually watch that squirrel get hit by a car, it gets run over, and it's like, yeah, it was too much to be really bad. No, no, no, not my car, but it's like, took in front of us and to the right,

and it'll watch they get hit, and then she was a fucking wreck. I feel really bad. I feel, I'm sorry, not a reminder of it. I hate squirrels. I don't know why I did that. I literally just, I pointed at it, right? I hate squirrels, but I still feel bad

when I see a dead squirrel in the street. I felt, and then I'm on this conference, I'm going, are you a cab? I just thought, I don't know why I did that. I was just like, I just like, I knew it was even like, this is gonna be great. I was just like, oh, look at that. Uh-oh, and she like looks, and I was like, why did I gonna be great. I was just like, oh, look at that, oh, and she like looks and I was like,

why did I point that out? You were in her own state. It was all- It was a situation where I was driving up Bernat and I was driving northbound and there was a car to my left and there was a pigeon in the middle of my lane and I was like, oh, oh.

Like I couldn't move, there was a car behind me, I couldn't like slow down, then in my head I'm like, I'm gonna hit this, I'm gonna hit this, my wife's in the pastor's seat. And sure enough, I hit it. And it was an explosion of feathers. I didn't know a bird had that many feathers on it. Tons.

Like I wish I could have seen that with a third person perspective. Because it was just like a shower of feathers everywhere. I wouldn't have believed it if I'd seen that in a movie. And then, Easter went, whoa, did that really just happen? But it's unbelievable. The amount of feathers on a picture. It's like, I've wrapped pillow, it's something. Yeah.

It was okay, or did you just... No, it was not okay. It's like, it lost all of its feathers instantly. It's like when Randy Johnson hit that bird with the... Yeah, then he exploded. It just feathers everywhere. Crazy thing I've ever seen like that is we, there was a big plate glass window, and every now and then birds would hit it,

and they leave a dust print, like a perfect dust print of the bird. Bam, on the window. And one time it happened, and we all looked like that, and somebody went over, was like started to go up and look to see the bird, like laying on the ground by the window, and it was being chased by a predator bird.

And the predator bird, okay, oh, I just took him away. Which I think overall is probably better for everybody because it's better to be knocked out and then eaten than just be eaten. Yeah, probably. That'd be terrible. Did you see the bird head in our parking lot

a couple weeks ago? Yeah, that was an Archie life, wasn't it? The bird's dying a couple of weeks ago. Like this must have been a week or two after we found the head. There was a bird body. Just perfect, perfect bird body, with no head. So not so perfect. Well, I mean, it looked like it had not been touched at all.

It looked like someone just came and just put the head. A sacrificial placement. The head and body got dealing to space. But it was two weeks later that I saw the body. By the way, this is over the years I've seen this a few times. We looked for the Congress Office of Downtown. It was the same time that there was that mass bird die off. We talked about that in the podcast. Yeah Yeah, we thought that our office downtown was gonna have great parking because we went on like a random Monday

We're like nobody down here downtown Austin's dead in the door now Labor day, and I remember there was a dead bird laying in the middle of the crosswalk And I think either Matt or Joel stepped right on the thing. And I was like, oh, I don't step on a dead bird. And he's like, I didn't see it. And then we come to find out. We had somehow missed as they were shutting down central Austin because a bunch of birds had died in downtown Austin. And they closed the entire business district.

And we were there looking at our building, checking shit out. The worst car animal impact I saw was once again a bird. It was the car in front that hit the bird. A ton of birds just swooped down in front of the road and we were just like, oh Jesus, and one of them, we saw go under the wheel, the back wheel of the car in front, and it just went, but it kind of bounced up like this,

but the head had separated from the body, but they were still together in the air. So it was just like body and head tumbled separately and like spreading a part of this and the guy who was driving and me both went like, and the body went one side of the car and the head went the other and showered the whole front and blood. It was like, it was like a horror film. It was disgusting. One time I was driving down to visit... Yeah, get your ass guys.

I was driving down to visit my family where I grew up in that shitty ass border town. And I was driving with a friend of mine with Frank, who we all know, he was in the passenger seat, we're both driving down there. And we're like in the middle of nowhere, and all of a sudden this bird comes trying to fly across the highway, and with my car, I hit it with my antenna.

Oh. And yeah, it explodes into a bunch of feathers and my antenna's like flapping back and forth. And I'm like, I have never seen that happen! I was like, what the fuck? I literally just killed a bird with my car antenna. Like, that's crazy! I bet it was like cheese wire.

10 minutes later, it happened again. Really? I did it twice in that one trip within a 10-minute period. I killed two birds with my car antenna. I bet you replaced the antenna with a bird feeder or something. Yeah, I think you like the rub food all over the thing. I was like, that can't begin to understand

how impossible that is. The odds are probably insane. And that's probably never happened to you again, huh? No, I'm into this day. My car doesn't have an antenna anymore. Oh yeah. So, it is deja vu. I said take my antenna with my truck

because the parts of the garage we were in downtown, the height of my truck was literally that far below the clearance that said it was like a six foot six truck in a six foot Acroche got the impression the feeling you would try and hit the ceiling of it though because you would you would try Like the roof of the truck would be like every time Everyone would have a hit it as if like doing this will help well the antenna would actually hit every time, when I go up a level. And it's like, when I'd go through those parking garages, now I know exactly how much I'll like to call my truck is. So I just, and everyone's completely freaked out.

Because it looks like you're gonna scrape it. Yeah, after you drive it a couple of times, it's no big deal. Yeah, I know. Like, you should drive your truck through that garage, and it was like, the first time would be real scared of it, and then you're like, that fuck it. I'm not gonna hit anything.

I was like, one of the submarine movies, you know, when you're like waiting for the depth charge and go off everyone's like this. I would talk when I was in the opacity. Yeah, it's funny, that's why I would go fast. People are like funnig people who do that thing when they duck when they're going under like a low ceiling in a car, but it makes sense

because if the top of your car comes off, you'll be lower. But you're still not, your head's not touching the fucking top of a car. Yeah, it's safer. Yeah, but it is one of those things it's like people always do make fun of other people who try to do things safely. Like, oh, you flinch. It's like, yeah, because if something had stabbed my throat, I might have guarded from that. You know?

You said that to me all the time. You always bitching me, flinching. What? I bitch you flinching because I go, hey, Gav, what's up? And you go, like this? I'm not attacking you. I'm not throwing anything at you. You're still using your mind. That's what you're supposed to do. You're still using your mind. I had not attacking you. I'm not throwing anything at you. You're still using your mind.

I had not done it. I associate your face with a flying shoe. I could always tell when Brains about to kick a shoe. Your face goes emotionless and you just stare at you. I mean, this is an issue. I'm not playing the song song. Brains doesn't make any sense anymore. It's my shark socks.

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It's like a prehistoric animal, and they made it seem like it's still alive, and they fabricated stories about sightings of it. Yeah, that's what most discoveries are, though. I sort of discovered a show about a werewolf. It was like, stay tuned to the end, and you'll find out whether they exist. They don't. Let me guess, they don't. Yeah.

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Yeah, I get a quarterly income from that. Really? Yeah, that's what I used to do in between jobs when I was in England. Now you just lomo guys. Yeah. Which one is more rewarding of the two? Are we left to talk about their slomo guys video?

Which one? Water balloon? Yeah, about. Water balloon? If it's out, we can talk about it. If it's not out, we can't. It's out, but about where it is now. Where it can be seen.

Oh, no, I don't know if that's... I don't think that's public yet. No, that happens all the time. Yeah, there's a lot of distribution things. That's not like a new... I thought it was pretty cool. Deal with the barber. Yeah, like you guys got a Ruby, we started a distribution deal with Crunchyroll, where they're

going to be broadcasting Ruby for the rest of the season as well. I heard that, I think it was you guys who said that Crunchyroll is like the Netflix of anime. Like, it's that big. What's that? It's like the Netflix of anime. A very above, it's not as big as Netflix, but for that genre, they focus on a very specific thing.

I think if you're an anime fan, you know what Crunchyroll is. Can you give me a Stella? I think they even have a next box app. Hey, I got this new opener, I wanted to use it. It's like curved. Let me try. Have you tried the bio shock? Keep it open. Can we try the bio shock DLC yet? No, you said not to. Yeah, I tried to get this weekend. I just got even more free. I could be do what's that? It's all um, it's all um, it's a word mode. Oh

Essentially, but the really tough part about it. One want my bottle cap, the really tough part about to me is that it's a little bit better than Horde mode, a little bit, because it's like really short levels and there's like seven to eight enemies per level. But these blue ribbon challenges are just so infuriating because like you have to beat a level in a specific way. You have to say like, oh, on this level, kill everybody with the Sky Hooks, the Sky Strike,

or only use the strike, or only use the shotgun, or only use this, or use a different weapon and a different vigor on every enemy. Oh my God. Yeah, and the thing is, there's like 15 progressive levels in each arena, and so you have to get the blue ribbon challenge on each individual level. So if you don't have like levels 13 and 14 and 15, you have to play through all the other levels to get to those challenge. Oh.

And then some shitty ones, like only you shotguns on people and you're doing just fine. So you have to blue ribbon all the way up to there or can you just like blow through to the first 12 levels to get started? You can blow through the levels, but that's even that's not that easy, especially in some of the harder arenas. And then you get through there and get up to it and like you have to kill everything with shotgun and there's an RPG soldier or a fireman and they kill other people, you know,

and that counts against you. Really? Yeah, because they're killed by fire. It's just kind of annoying more than anything else. It's just, you know. We were rewatching that Bioshock Infinite TV commercial. I was watching it today. I was watching it today.

I was watching it today. And I never understood the point of that TV commercial. I don't either. It's the one that's all pre-rendered computer-generated footage, where it's Elizabeth about to be hung with a noose around her neck, and Booker's got a sniper rifle and is trying to savor. It's like, this didn't happen in the game. Like, I don't understand. Why would they be trying to hang her?

It doesn't even make sense in the context of the game. That's weird. Yeah, and then he has to... And it came out right before the game came out. Yeah, and they were still running once the game was out. I remember finishing the game and seeing that commercial for the first time, me like, I don't, this is nothing at all

like what I just went through. And by the way, I just came up in conversation because did you read the story about the voice actor and I don't know who he played in Half Life, too, but he was in Half Life, too. And he just decided to write on his blog. Basically he removed it all. I think it was in the Neil Gaff forums.

It was in what it was? Yeah. But he was writing that, oh, they're not working on Half Life 3 because they never called me in to do voice work for my primary character that's in the series, and they still haven't called me in for any kind of voice work. So yeah, they're not working on it. They're not working on it. Definitely not going to cool them now.

Yeah. Well, he was a huge rejection. Like he was to the point where he was saying stuff like, I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm sorry that I gave the impression to everyone that I thought I knew what I was talking about when I clearly don't know what I'm talking about. And the only person who knows what they're talking about

is Gabe Null, and he can, anything he says is what is going on with the ranch on it. I'm surprised to say it was my brother logged on as me. Yeah, I'm like, oh, my God. Gus, I'm on the floor. He was cast for Half Life 3. You didn't bother checking was my brother logged on as me. Yeah, I'm like, oh my god, my god. Guys, I'm on the floor. I'm on the floor. I'm on the floor. I'm on the floor.

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I'm on the floor. I'm on the floor. I'm on the floor. I'm on the floor. I'm on the floor. I'm on the floor. I blurt it, but you still got a good leg. No, what are you gonna do with an obliterated leg? You, you've learned. Here's what you've learned. Here's what you've learned. You've learned that people fall 10 stories. They land on both legs. They break both their legs, but they live. Yeah.

If you just land on one leg, you'll probably die. Yeah. Why? Because you're head only hit the ground that much harder, or your vital stuff will go, go, go, go, go, go, faster. It's not a good balance. It's scientific. It's scientific.

This leg is a cushion. It lessens the impact if you have two legs that are... You understand that letting on two legs would be better than letting on one leg, overall. Yeah, but I'm saying you could save a leg. Yeah, but you could just die. That's too much self. Because you've landed on one leg

and it drove your femur up through your head. I don't know. And, I don't know. The thing you're not falling inside is like bugs to Barbara. because you've landed on one leg and it drove your femur up through your head. And... So, the thing about falling instead is like... Bugs to Barbara. Two legs are better than that. If you had three legs, learn to like, you'd be fine. You go, but think, and you'd be good.

You wouldn't even tip over. There's a... I think it's just human instinct to land on both legs when... I just think you're falling ten stories. You're doing a lot of control. You know why two legs land? You think it's... Because things that land on two legs survived.

And then it's true. So that's why it's instinct to do it. There's a terrible story in Anthony Ketus's autobiography of him. When he was a kid, him and Flea would jump off the roof of this apartment complex into the pool that was in the apartment. One time he jumped and he misjudged it and he jumped over the pool that was in the apartment. I don't like where this goes. One time he jumped and he misjudged it and he jumped over the pool, landed on his heels first, like just over the pool and fell back

into the pool with a broken back. Oh my God. Who is this, Anthony Q. Isn't that? Wow. So I can't watch those failed compilation videos because people falling and like, things snapping their own way, that gets me.

Yeah, I hate that. Oh, did you see the video? It's a really old video from pretty from like 1920 or 1910 or something of one of the guys he was trying to invent the parachute. He had like a parachute. Try to invent the parachute. I know. Apparently everyone was like, do it to a dummy, make a dummy and then it was in France.

He was jumping off the life of a tower and he was like, yeah, strap a dummy to it, and we'll see if it works. He was like, nah, nah, it's such a good design. No, no, I'm just gonna jump off the rifle tower. And he got permission from France or whatever to jump off the rifle tower, and he just ate shit, just died. And it's on video, they filmed it.

And it's just such an impact. It's just like, you just see him come all the way. It's just like, where do you want to go? Do you think he realized he was a mistake at any point? Like, oh shit, this is too fast. He's kind of like hesitating to put all the jumps and then he's just like, and the him come all the way. It's just like where do you realize he was a mistake at any point like like oh shit This is too fast. He's kind of like hesitating probably jumps and he's just like and the thing just doesn't open like it doesn't have enough time to open Oh, it doesn't I think it like at the last minute it was about to open and then he's just like Hi, I'm sorry his body away. I think if you do you have the opinion. Hey, it's a drawing of it

There's an actual film. Yeah, I don't know We're gonna throw the ball control room. They ruin. The video is not graphic. It's filmed from so far away. You just see the impact of a human body on the ground. I don't know. But even like if I'd seen that like 10 years ago, that had been extraordinarily graphic for me. That's a very graphic thing. Just notice someone died. There you go. Just knowing somebody died I think can really have an impact. Speaking of old videos. An impact? My wife sent me a link earlier this late last week. I think you did.

Or I guess there's this video of Helen Keller talking. Yeah. I guess like, I'd never seen it. I never realized like how she learned how to talk. She's like water. Yeah, she talks about her disappointments in life. There's also videos of Stephen Hawking talking. I'd be pretty clear with those.

Of course, his videos of Stephen Hawking talking. What? Because that's like current time. There's cameras. Helen Keller was a long time ago. I really didn't like going with the wind. What? That's a good point.

We're over here. Yeah. I was really, did that sandwich say, not this good? I was trying to. We're really way Helen Keller would would be upset about like the one Where he disappointments in life. I'm having a I'm having a great time sleeping at the moment. Are you are you wearing a face mask? Yeah, actually, but I've been having the last three nights. I've gone back into the same dream and it's awesome

Which room is that it's pretty cool? Yeah, the first day I was in a I could tell it was a dream because it was a bookshop That would never happen and I saw Courtney Cox. I was in a, I could tell it was a dream because it was in a bookshop that would never happen. And I saw Courtney Cox. I was like, Jesus, that's bloody Courtney Cox. Yeah, the book part wouldn't happen, but Courtney Cox. I mean, I, I mean, I, that could actually happen.

And I made eye contact. I was like, oh, maybe I should say something. And I don't remember what happened, but the second night, we actually started talking. And the third night, it was going, it was going well. So I think tonight might be the night. You miss you, the deal. I see the back Corkney Cox.

Good for you. But I'm amazed I'm able to get back into the moment in the same exact moment in the dream. Have you ever had that? Maybe. I've had it right. It falls asleep to go back into a dream that was so awesome. And it's worked where I would go back to the dream. I've done that, but never like consecutive night.

I actually had day three of Corkney Cox on the plane this morning. I flew back from Oregon this morning. I don't know. Maybe it's next she's gonna get out of here. Do you think she's dreaming about you? I hope so. At the same time, it's like, this is weird, British kid.

I keep dreaming about it. We're in a bookstore. But it's weird because it's not current. It's like season one of friends Coney Cogs when she was a little young. Are you gonna know? It's not Coney Cogs, okay. It's blut.

Yeah, that's an opportunity. Now you're gonna be honest. She's gonna be mad at you, you're dream-cooked. It's actually really fun to try and pick someone up in a dream because you can be I'm not sure whether I know It's a dream, but I'm just like a bit more adventurous It's been fun trying to buy and Courtney Cox. It's been a lot of Pretty much a slam dunk. I mean no offense, but if it's my dream It's pretty much a done deal

I'm first time you have to try to pick someone up in a dream Yeah, this is bad. I'm so bad at talking about a day Yeah, it's not my here's not my dream I'm talking about a day. Yeah, it's so bad. There's so many, there's so many dreams worth. Hey, I met Michelle Obama. What a slut. That's not how it works out. That's so, there's no third date on a plane

and a bookstore, right? We're gonna go to the park track. You go back to her apartment for some coffee? You're gonna have that first kiss. I met Michelle Obama in the long story short, I live in France now. I had to leave the country I Made Rome plan scare roommates Roman like don't love you that

Look a few children from the US Yeah for benefit. This is great now tonight. I'm gonna end up bagging Roman plans No, you get banged by I No, you get banged by Rome Know what you wrong when Polanski is what was the famous thing the wrong plan skid what's his biggest bang the 13th of the also What's the famous movie? Did he direct? Kubrick did Lolito Chinatown

No, he's most famous I'll say the point to me. Did he in rush hour three? Rose, maybe yeah, Rosemary's baby and rush hour three. I think he was like I want wanna say he was 30. He did the pianist? Oh wow. Not in American. He's a famous writer who's not a lot of America pianist. He pianist. He didn't do a dick. He did the movie about a guy who played piano. He was a full pianist in a wife.

What about quick talks? Harvey Cartel goes full frontal in the pianist. He does? That's a holly hunter, right? Yeah. No, no, no, no. This is the one with I. I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to Harvey Cartel goes full frontal in the pianist. He does that's a Holly Hunter, right? Yeah. No, no, no, no This is the one with Adrian Brody. Oh, that's what it's a okay. Sorry. I know the one you're thinking of the piano the piano Yeah, sorry. What's your name? Anapack went on an Oscar for the piano and a pack when did when an Oscar when she was a school frontal in True blood true blood which is anyway watch that show anymore. Yeah, that's sure sucks It seems stupid Hill Billy vampires. That's what it's about Jeff watches it nonstop And I usually I watch whatever crappies watching if I walk in the living room. I can't watch that shit It seems like absolute garbage. It's based nonsense. I just heard them like with their fake accents once

How do they speak on that show we talked talked about this. They force like a New Orleans or Louisiana accent. Yes, that is weird. Awful, but. Can you do that? It's all British people. So it's British people trying to do a bad American accent. It's British people. Which British people?

I don't know. They're British. And a pig wind. Pig wind. Pac-wind. Pianist. That's the charge guard. What's his name?

Still in charge guard? Peter's charge guard. Peter's charge guard guard what's his name still in scars cars car I think I work in the this is the big tall like gone hard drop we saw this guy at Comic-Con the bees the big blonde tall buff

what Alexander what cars guard out in a scars got us right it was a planet and so are the Alexander scars card where they fight the same thing. What's their planet called? It's a Skarsguard. Asgard, see, I thought it was familiar.

It's a Skarsguard. It's all new Comic Con. He was staying at the same hotel. And he was like, just for whatever reason, decided to go out and hang out with a lot of for a lot of fake pictures. It seemed like a nice enough guy. I was literally the only time I've ever seen anyone have to deal with this, where it was just an endless line of women who were just essentially just throwing themselves at him.

They were saying like, I just want to let you know that I would absolutely sleep with you. And you're very nice, that's very kind of you, take a picture, all that stuff. Like, you don't need no reaction. And the next woman said the exact same thing. And one after the other was constantly that- We also experienced that firsthand when we had dinner with our celebrity friend one time. Yeah. Where...

And you just think kind of think to the passive thing they do. Yeah, where we were eating dinner with someone at this one booth. I didn't even tell that. And there was another booth next to us with people I guess who were fans of his. And when they were doing with their dinner they came over. They want to say, we want to say we're really big fans uh... you're on my list so if you want to do anything it's okay my husband's fine with it the husband like

hey like waving it's like if he's like okay you know how thanks i'm glad you're fan he's great and she's like no seriously you're on my list it's okay yeah you're going on my top five like whatever people that i can sleep with so it's totally five of those like friends And the guy played it off just fine, where he, or the, or friend where he goes, he goes, like the husband was really going like this. And he goes, well, search too bad

because you're on my list to the husband. Yeah, great response. It was totally, totally, I thought that was pretty funny guys. Yeah, you know, okay. I suppose it's fine. It's Ed from Bear League of Lates. Yeah, so.

I was wondering, I was wondering, what we're going to see with other people. It's like, you know, but Ed's a musician who travels and he just deals with that kind of thing. I guess he didn't do anything wrong He played it. He played the situation correctly No, it was a weird thing to have to do and he didn't go bang that lady Maybe he did maybe he did I would love to test that out just to see how foolish it should be like all right. He has to watch though Yeah, you have a list like that?

Corner cost. No. I have a life for. Not in 1994. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's who I'm dealing with. So would you be 1994, Gavin? He's a lot here.

Yes, but you both have to be 1994. So does she have like that shortfall? That she has to leave the country. Yeah. She's living with you in Roman place. She's directing Adrian Brody in her next film. So was that almost the time we're wrapping up soon? Cox, the first person you had to crush on

that you can remember. No, I'm not even, I wasn't even that obsessed by it. Just since I've been chanted or in stuff. Yes, the same thing. You know, we don't know the lights in any time and never. We only have a good thing going on. I'm really connected with this imaginary person that I've made up in my brain.

That's my life, I guess it's pretty sad at the moment, but I'm having a great time. I'm really excited to go to bed. Can't wait to go to sleep. To take a bunch of sleeping pills and drink up. What's the point of this? This is how we started today. Gavin talking about more effective ways

he can go to sleep. He's actually looking forward to going home and going to bed, so we're carrying on his fake relationship. He's like, I just want to sleep forever so I can be with Courtney Cox for the rest of the day. I guess we're going to bed so we carry on his fake relationship. You just want to sleep forever so I can be with Courtney Cox for the room. I guess we're going to go tonight. Do you go like a good some dinner? Do you hold hands?

Some fake dinner? Uh, maybe like a pop, like a central pop. Yeah. Come on. 20 bucks. A shell of albama. 20 bucks. Show us some respect.

Do you want to go in a double with me and Michelle? That's good. By the way, so I point out, never had a dream about Michelle Obama. I have a lot of respect for what I do. I like how she's the go-to person all of a sudden. Well, you know what, I think Michelle Obama, because Michelle Obama is Political figure and they seem to be Faire games.

You're like political figures have no Like you can't liable a political figure can you? What? I think you can't libel a political figure can you me what can you i think you can yeah i don't know if you can i think they're pretty much like brand no can weigh on this like i think political figures but i think political figures are more subject to parity than any of anybody else like they think you can like famous actors you can use your image you can parody them and get away with it a lot more so than any other type of person especially Anthony weener

Did you see the interview he did with the British reporter no yeah, Anthony weeter is the guy who had to drop out of the governor's race for or is it mayor for New York? It was governor before but I was running for mayor of New York. I was running for mayor of New York. And he's a senator, wasn't he originally? I think so. He keeps adding a problem of sending naked photos of himself to women that he... You are looking okay. You look great. You're like governor Weiner. You are great. I was making a reference to an over podcast. But he got to interview with a British reporter and when she talked to me, like, I just don't believe. I feel like I'm in a money python sketch. And then he started mocking her accent. Really?

Right there, like, she was asking questions about stuff and he just started mocking her. What? During the whole interview. I really loved it. What a weirder. Oh, I bet she loved it. Because I think I played everywhere, man. The fact that he lost it and he was, what a dick.

Yeah. She changed his name to Anthony. That was a, what? I was gonna say, we talked about some new merch before we go. Sure, we're ready to go. I'm wrapping up here, like immediately. So there's a bunch of new hats and bags and everything back to school stuff in the RT store.

Is this a new hat? Yeah, this is a brand new hat. This is one of them. You have this one and a baseball cap and some backpacks and all that stuff. So take it. Cuban Revolutionary. Ruchitit some backpacks and all that stuff. So take it. That's our Cuban Revolutionary. Ruchitit.com slash store for all that stuff.

Do you have a lot of revolution going on? Have you played Gone Home yet? No, I was going to play Gone Home and Brothers this weekend. But I got into the Hearthstone Beta. And I played it non-stop all weekend. I'll try to play Gone Home and Brothers before the patch this week. So we can talk about it.

What's Hearthstone? Is it like a moba? It is. The best way to describe it is magic to gathering if we're setting the Warcraft universe. Okay, so card game. It's like a card game, but it's all Warcraft themed. Why isn't World of Warcraft broken out? The battle arena into a separate game.

Battle arena? Like the PvP, what do they call the instances? What is that called? Yeah, like instances or arena? No, the what do they call the oh instances and what is that called yeah like instances or no pvp stuff The arena and I just didn't know how we started this conversation the arena. I'm talking the arena But how can they have broken that out to like a separate moba basically and taking advantage of that like a free-to-play moba Hmm, it seems almost like Yeah, you can do it

Moba yeah, and League of Legends. And Dota. I do not like games like that, but smite is really fun. Is it? Yeah. I hear it's one of the most accessible ones. That's free, isn't it? No, I mean, like, in order to play it, you know, it's good.

It's easy to jump into. You can jump into it and play. Like, you got to play League of Legends. And it'll let's play in League of Legends, and you guys were lost the entire way through that, right? Yeah, I'm confused. Yeah, by that. That's what I meant by accessible.

Okay, there you go, champ. All right, we're wrapping up. Oh, well, if you're gonna play something between now and the patch, you should play brothers and play the whole way through. Yeah, brothers and gone home are my list before the patch. Splinter Cell Blacklist comes out tomorrow. I'm I'm I'm Passively telling you

Don't play go home. It might be one of the most overrated things I've ever encountered in video. I'll play it anyway We'll talk about it. You should you should play it. We've done it much orange is the new black on Netflix Did we see this? We talked about the X-ray and Vap shows in the podcast yet No, but they're also in store. Do you know which who's winning sales race? You guys I think you're winning The oh yeah, oh The shirt the bundle is the best selling the what? I think something else I sure I thought you said another word all right, Ted's well Thanks for watching everyone we're back on Wednesday with the patch and we're back next Monday with another receipt podcast

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