Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #233

Episode Date: August 27, 2013

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Yes it is Gus. Wait, did you start with yourself and in with yourself? I'm the beginning in the end. You're the alpha. Alpha and the Omega. Welcome guys, got another pop. I never listened to the intro and always criticise you on the intros. I noticed like, I didn't see you. You're the alpha, and the omega. Welcome, guys. I never listened to the intros and always criticized you on the intros.

I noticed, like, I was saying, you never listen. Well, I keep just start naming people and I'm just, like, not paying attention. I'm just like, conserving energy. Yeah, listen to it. I'm like, laying back, going ahead right now. I was actually tweeting to the audience and saying, that we're about to start the Rooster Podcast.

What should we talk about? Tweet is with hashtag our team podcast. We never check the tweet. I do I check it right here all the time time. How many times do I bring out the likes on so ass? So did Twitter fix their API yet? It's still broken. No, then I mean it's not broken It's it's working the way it's supposed to work now. So it's not working. It's not working for what we need what the Look right here. I got all the tweets. I. Yeah, we have to refresh that, man. He has all the tweets. It pops up. It pops up.

Yeah. All right. I'll take a seat. I can read it from here. That's fine. Yeah, my favorite RT podcast for you. Thanks, awesome exponent. So why is the iPhone so shitty at loading animated gifts?

Why is the item supposed to be a sped? I don't think it's bad. Or is it just like slow websites that can't? I've seen on the Reddit browser built in browser, actually leads them right. What's a Reddit built in browser? You know when you Reddit has a link, then you click that.

What do you mean? What's a built in, I don't know what built in browser means. Is there a Reddit app that you're talking about? Oh, you're using a Reddit app. Yeah, okay. Okay, which one do you use? I don't know. I barely use Reddit. I don't know what build the Russian app that you're talking about. Oh, you're using a reddit app. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay, which one do you use? I don't know. I barely use reddit.

I'm gonna read it something. Yeah, great. Typical Gavin, let me tell you about something and then we ask about, I don't care about that. I never use that thing. Let me see. So, do you like a hipster unto yourself? It's called alien blue apparently.

You're cooler than yourself. You're like, oh, I did this thing in a day. I did it, it was really crazy. What was it? Ah, fuck it, I don't care. I can't be bothered. It seems like anytime I try to, I try to load animated gif, it just like, it's stuck on the first frame forever, then it loads a couple of frames and it's stuck, and then I'm seeing the end of it, and then it's like replaying. You know, just anybody else knows? It starts and then like, it keeps going back and forth. And that's all technology. It should be super fast at this point.

Right. I don't know. This is gonna sense us stupid. But airplanes on American Airlines, the Wi-Fi, it, for whatever reason, breaks animated gifts. It's the one thing like you can't do. Well, it probably doesn't want you to chug their internet on a dumb... It's a fucking animated gift.

It's not that big. I actually have so much... I also think we'll fuck around and make like these big long like minute long animated gifts.. It's a fucking animated gift. It's not that big. I actually had so much. I also even fuck around like these big long, like minute long animated gifts. We made a 4K anime in Gif once. What are we doing the fight? Was it two frames? We should.

Yeah. It was like 16 megabytes. It was me doing this. Oh, what? Someone explained that the reason animated gifts don't load on flights like that is they probably have a proxy server. So it grabs just like the first frame of the image.

I read somewhere that it was an image like, like they had their own built-in compression to modify the images to be as tight as possible, and then it just breaks in and it gets. Take, take, take. What else do you have out of my gift? Well, here's nothing that I know. What is it, Stanford?

Graphics interface, right? Interchange format. Interchange format. That's what I said. Like, in my own way, that's what I said nice hat. Thanks. Do you think the gooey? What is JPEG stand for? Something group jump Leo pig It's actually I really don't know Yes, it was John John JPEG actually made the first one John JPEG yeah

Oh speaking of sweet from rage of it Tower Pipsps is in my track, though. Dude, that was, it's cool that the Tower Pimps is now in the tutorial level of the new title update for the Xbox version. But the coolest thing was, while we were playing another Let's Play, we were playing a Rainbow Six Let's Play, I got killed, so I was out, and I was just browsing the Ruestri-Ti-T someone like, it popped up, it was like tower of pips.

And my craft was like, what? And then you hear us all reacting to that and then Ray actually wouldn't have found it and we all freak out and like in the audio. So we have the audio of us discovering it, which is pretty cool. And you've already recorded and released a video that shows you guys demonstrating it.

Yeah, we're showing you guys the tutorial. We're showing you guys the tutorial level. But if you release the Let's Play that has you guys to see that, that'll probably be out in about three years. That's what's in the chords so many days. It's about 30 seconds where I'm just confused. I thought right, Bill, and I was like, what are you on about?

So what? Yeah. So, but that's pretty bad ass. That's one of those, I mean, we've had a few sort of shout out by developers, but this is something that Gavin came up with on his drunken state, and now it's part of the game like that's insane so

and we know it's a proud of it was not a fluke because forage actually tweeted at us in Gavin this morning so it would be a fluke and that would be an amazing coincidence yeah just a while ago yeah I don't know but I like they specifically called us out so like this like all right that's very very cool that's really cool yeah in fact a Gavin I did a game time. Yes, it's weird timing because we recorded a game time yesterday, we were playing Halo 4, we were playing Rikishae

because that came out. And that's kind of like the spiritual successor to Gryffball, I would say. And so we were talking about that of like different places where Rishi-Tis-Mind referenced in video games. And then this thing comes up like the day before we record that. It's nice to come full circle Back around you like they make a game you play the game and then it goes back in the game. Yeah

It's weird. I mean we've had a lot of stuff like that pop up with the Ristraty things like there's a what is it a spider Achievement from years of war was a one or two I think just a war one I think yeah That was the stick like 500 people or something and then then we had, there was the, there was a red dead redemption achievement for stupid thingy. And then also there was the, there was another, there was another one in red dead redemption I wanna say like funny unicorn or something, like make a unicorn, I forget what it was, but anyway,

there's been a few call outs. Yeah, and the, there's the dishwasher. Yeah, dishwasher, those guys actually contacted us to get some material. They put the achievable system in their game. Yeah, the entire achievable system. You have to get five achievable in order to get an actual achievement, which is bleat bleop. The most, I think the most in depth one that we barely ever talk about, I don't know why, is the one that's a rule of the warcraft, whether we create the blood gulch fort. And where is that

Gus? It's and he has Griffin Simmons in it. It's after the cataclysm expansion. It's in one of the new areas. Not. It's isn't it right he talks about Simmons. Oh, yeah Yeah, what's the game west in blue gold griff Simmons? Yeah, blue gold. She's the city. Sorry. Yeah, the character who griff Simmons in some game Ssx Theoretically theoretically yeah, that was weird timing if it wasn't it was really weird timing But we never heard anything specifically about that joint photographic experts group I knew a lot of here. I would have never I didn't know that thank you fat kid, baby seat What is mpag then

motion Photographic experts group Photographic expert group. It is, okay. I don't know. You think maybe they just jpeg stood for something, and then when they made motion jpegs, essentially they just called them mpegs, to separate them from jpegs.

It could be. Makes sense. I guess so. It's always weird to me, like you end up with these terms. It's like how we talk about how the icon for saving a file is a floppy disk, even though you don't use floppy disks anymore. You end up with with these legacy icons and these legacy abbreviations and formats.

Well, that's always been the case. When did people use hourglasses? Probably not the same time as computers, right? Yeah, you were probably waiting. I was waiting and it's like, I don't know. But what else could they have used in place of an hour glass? An hourglass, my son. Setting Beach Bull?

But now in glass, you know now you still see being used occasionally. When was the last time you used an owl? When I played boggle. It's tearing. It's tearing. Yeah, it's tearing. Yeah, when I played boggle. But I mean, like, games.

That's like the only market left for. But I mean, what an actual floppy this, like you never use that. And you will never use that. Unless you want to play a tune. That's what I'm going to use for now. Let people try to play. Oh, the drive's also like, yeah. So, how's it going again?

I'm not sure what she knows. Flopping there. Oh, man. I'm not too bad. Did you ever only competed the head of floppy drive in it? Yeah. Yeah, I'm 25. What does that mean?

That's a valid question. I would assume in the last 10 years that floppy drives are gone. You could have gone like 2005. Well, the iMac I think was like the first, when I came out, that was like the first computer that shipped without one. Man, the thing I was remembering of Mac is when they just went to USB and they said,

F everything else, that was like in the late 90s. I think it was also the iMac. Yeah. It was just 98, 99. They were like purple and pink ones. Bondy blue. Bondy blue, is that what it was? What the big, yeah, two-y eye-mack.

Yeah. The ones are like multi-colored. And they first made the eye-book. They don't call them the eye-book anymore. Macbooks. Well, it was called the eye-book back then. Right. And now they're...

The eye-book and power-book. And then it was Macbook. Oh, there's the one. That's the old one. Oh, look at that. My roommate in college had one of those in 2000. Listen, they were really cool when they came out. They did giant handles on the top. Yeah, they were, I mean, everything else up until that point was like some big beige box

and that was the first thing to like have a little bit of style to it. I was walking past some crappy charity shop and I saw an E-Mac. What's, oh right. I never saw a shop. What is that? I think it always happens. It's like an educational version of an iMac. I think it makes like a good will.

Yeah. I think it points you out very happens. It's like an educational version of an iMac. I think he makes like a good will. Yeah. I think he'll punch out very good. It's like an educational version. The good will is a company, isn't it? That's what you meant, right? Yeah. Maybe salvation already.

Well, I mean, what's the generic term for it? A good will, you're just saying you're walking by a good will. That's a company. And? Well, if there's a different one, that's not called good will. Yeah, but why would you say charity shop?

Saying good will is much more common, saying a charity shop. Oh, wait, we don't have good will. That's why I said a charity show a lot of times just say thrift store to thrift store Okay, let's say catch all and where the money goes after you buy your old buy book or whatever it's like back to you I Um Did maclamore perform on the VMAs because I've only heard like two things about the map Yeah, we got a performance with a, people are literally asking us not to talk about it.

I've already talked about it. It's not about the math. Let's talk about the VMAs. Why? I think people are sick about the VMAs. Yeah, that's what it was. I can't believe that it's such big news. The Onion had a great article today calling out CNN

for having it be like their headline. Really? CNN, like supposedly the self-appointed, like most trusted name and news, like their headline is about this which doesn't matter Like this was so many more important topics that they could be talking about yeah, yeah Yeah, it was it was I watched a bit of it because I heard that punk is gonna perform which they did not and it was pretty Pretty terrible I didn't have a listen, but listen I get what you're saying about that scene in has no obligation to report and all that and they're trusted new source. But if they report stuff that no one's going to read about, they're going to go out of

business anyway. And if you look at something like Reddit, which is completely crowdsourced, essentially, all the links on there today were all VMA stuff. That's what people wanted to talk about. And even it was either people mentioning the VMAs or people talking about how we should stop talking about the VMAs, which is still a conversation about the VMAs. And it's a critique of the VMAs or people talking about how we should stop talking about the VMAs? Which is still a conversation about the VMAs. And it's a critique of the VMAs. Well, I mean, that's the internet and a nutshell right there.

Is people talking about something and other people saying don't talk about that. That's the internet. Like, yeah. Can we just stop talking about this? Yeah. Let's talk about the internet and not talk about the internet at the same time. Well, the weird to me, like, the weird thing of the VMAs is the fact that they're on MTV. Because if I ever see a music video, it's on YouTube.

I can't remember the last time I saw a music video anywhere but on YouTube. Yeah. That's a good point. Yeah. So it's weird that like, I feel like last night, MTV held the YouTube video for it. It's basically what they held.

Did you watch it? Like, what's that? No. I didn't even know. I didn't even know it took place. Why does anyone care? Apparently Miley Cyrus did some kind of crazy thing. Yeah, no, I'm just talking twerking on you guys. You guys just showed me this video. Yeah, it's from Robin Thick. Yeah, yeah about him Dancing around with naked chicks on YouTube blurred lines is the name of the song. Yeah, we had to sign into YouTube

To be able to watch because that's like the best protection to age-gated of the song. Yeah. We had to sign into YouTube to be able to watch it because that's like the best protection to age-gated. Yeah, so Robin Thick performed that song actually with Miley Cyrus and Miley Cyrus was, I don't know, she was trying to ruin her reputation basically. She was bouncing around and being really, really lured with a foam finger. Yeah, it's just like, it's like mad lives, basically. It's like, all right, Miley Cyrus and Robin Thick, Alan Thick's son, thick son foam finger looks a lot like Alan Yeah, it is. I think it looks like Simon cowl I

Hey, I really I paint engaging those conversations because I was think now Twitter's number one function is to tell you When they see somebody who looks like you or like who you look like that's like the There's oh, you know what the guys you make Hotline Miami did something at GamesCon. Is GamesCon or GamesCon? Con. C-O-M, right? Okay. They did a thing at their booth where they said, and they was a list that they added to.

It was, this is a list of our banned questions. You're not allowed to ask this question that are booth anymore. And it was like, why is Hotline Miami 2 so much like Hotline Miami? You know, it's- Go ask Ye this question, know it, stuff like that. anymore and it was like why is hotline Miami 2 so much like hotline Miami you know it's go ask ye this question you know it's stuff like that and then there was a list of all these questions that are banned and I kind of wish I wish I can do that for just like some things it's like I've I've answered this enough what would you put up there on this list I'm gonna kill myself I'm gonna log off to it

for a week because even just mentioning it I mentioned the thing about honey that just comes up that's part of my life now. That's like, yeah, still back there. Yeah, that's like an airplane flying overhead now. That's just part of the world for me. Is that people are gonna ask you about the honey thing. I'm about to honey that's boiling. And I trust me of things to be stuck with on the podcast.

And being honey is not about that. But at least some things in Jackson's stuck with. Yeah, we're in a hat today. Yeah, we won't mention the what it was, but yeah, we saw a guy wearing a hat today. Yeah. We won't mention the what it was, but yeah, we saw a guy wearing a hat today. It was like, what the fuck? Anyway. But there's this thing that where people constantly,

probably three or four times a day, people will contact me to tell me they saw somebody who looks like me, or they see like, they saw somebody in like a movie trailer or somebody on TV who looks like me, and they just send me that. It's fun to be like when people tweet at you and they're like, are you in a restaurant

in San Antonio right now? It's like, no. Yes. So we're gonna be at PAX this weekend, we can have a white board of band questions. There you go. That's the idea. Adam, it will.

I wanna hear one of your band questions. I mean, the- Is it evolving across the- The thing about like, people sending me photos. I think I'm gonna say, I've got one. no. I will not do the truffle shuffle. I Know people get asked that that's gonna be a panel question. Yeah, I want to see it. I was there stage 20 of images in video of it. So someone that she recorded it. It's awesome. Do you own that? Yeah, anyway, someone recorded it at 120 frames a second

Someone with a cell phone got it not like high speed. Jack, that's badass. No, it was one of those things where it's like, probably a year ago, two years ago, you would not have got up and satin done that. Yeah, probably not. But it was one of those things where I mean, you're two years ago, I wanted to be standing

in front of 5,000 people. Right, it was like, I mean, I wasn't going to disappoint that many people at one time. Oh, there we go. Jack likes to disappoint people one of the time. Exactly. Next year it's gonna be a shot. Oh, there we go. Jack likes to disappoint people one of the time. Yeah, exactly. Next year it's gonna be a dick. But,

Oh. Guys, were you smelling your hand? It was so fucking mean. I was intrigued by the video. They could have waited to embarrass me. Hmm. Interesting. How interesting.

So I'm just gonna do something like. We're gonna fast. I've grown my beard again, so I find myself touching it, not stopping. Do you want an opener? That does happen. You give me a ride home the other day. And you would just drive with one hand and you were like, it was like it was really bugging you.

I'm getting used to it. I think I'm going to have to shave it again soon. No. Or just shave the underbar. I'll go back. She does the underbar. I have an awful picture of my driver's license where I don't know why I had done this,

but like the day before I went to get my driver's license, I decided to cut to shave my facial hair. I'll fucked up so I kept like all the beard and stuff to hear. I just shaved this and I shaved my mustache. So I'm just missing the facial hair right here in front of my face. And I went into my driver's license photo with it. You did it for a joke, were you just...

No, I forget. I just did that. And then I went and I forgot I had cut my facial hair. I'll fucked up. You see, we can't see on this in four years. We're gonna link this up. We're gonna link this up. We're gonna link this up.

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We're gonna link this up. We're gonna link this up. We're gonna link this up. We're gonna link this up. We're gonna link this up. We're gonna link this up. We're gonna link this up. I'm like completely shitting you just got back Gosh you look like you just you just got back from like a civil war A civil war reenactment What race you are? Let's just say question Like they hand you the picture like on a on a on a like a piece of paper They printed out like black and, they handed to you and I looked at it and I was like, no, this is some Asian dude.

I was like, I was behind, they like, no, that's you. So I was like, oh my God, that is me. This is some Asian dude. I had no idea, did not do, didn't look like me at all to me. When you got your UGT student ID, was the Mullet K-Mail going on? Oh yeah, where? Yeah, no, I went to keyboard.

Other keyboard. When they would take photos for our student IDs, they had them set up so that you could be spending time with them. Yeah, the way the wheels framed up was like you're in front of a blue wall, but they had a flash like right here, and the way it would hit you is like your ears would leave a shadow right below your ears. So it would look like every one at UT had a mullet because it had this nice little black outline right behind your ears.

And like every single photo of people without long hair, that's what it looks like. That is a compilation of a bunch of those I don't know I think I might still have my steam idea if I can find it but remember this guess this is like one of the oldest videos oh god I'm the internet yeah what is this guys they were called the teenager from Mars here we go that's the subway they're called were they I don't remember but right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right Whatever state this happened in they had to reform their rules as far as driver's license requirements and the rules for taking pictures because specifically because of this video

Brands day by day productions this video is like probably six years old these guys would like bet each other who could have the worst Driver's license photo. Oh, no, that would allow Oh, no, yeah, we'll allow that. Oh, man, I want to say that they're from like West Virginia. Yeah. Jesus Christ. I feel they could take cameras into the DMV so they would wait outside. So anyway, this guy's got a... How many pull it off? Believe we raise this to Asia.

There's probably five or six in that video, that it just escalates and can force them. One gets paid to self-ordid to do it. He completely pays himself an orange and goes into the DMV. But I always wanted to go to... I always wanted to go to get my driver's license photo and walk in, and when I first walk up to the first person I see, just walk in, cross-side.

And just spend the entire afternoon there, like completely cross-side. And even when I take the test, once you put your eyes in there, you can uncross them. But if you're cross-side the entire time, nobody's gonna say anything to you. They won't eat your cross-surised for the photo, but if you can maintain it for like 20 minutes,

that's what hurts. They do sit. Yeah, I feel like you get a giant headache from that. Wanna cut back your stuff? Yeah, because this guy was all orange. And he got a, he got a driver's license for a completely orange. Anyway, check it out, it's called driver's license,

Pric, it's a, it's a, I'm gonna use this at half. Oh, it's probably not the original upload, right? Yeah's a, it's a, I'm day by day for what I use as that have. Oh, it's probably not the original upload, right? Yeah, here I'll look it up. What's that? It's cool though. Yeah, one million, but it was uploaded, wait, we saw this site before YouTube.

I think we saw this video. Yeah, it's on the six. 2006. No, I think we saw this. God, maybe even before we started doing Rissurty stuff. Uh huh. No. Teenagers from Uranus.

Teenagers from Rirance, yeah. So I'm sure you can find that. But I stay by day production that did that. I think snake tar is the name of the YouTube account. But yeah, there's no funny stuff. I mean, we just laughed our ass off watching that video. There's no way you can get away with anything like that in text. I feel like even if you even remotely begin to try to make a foot, even if you like try to smile your drivers license photo here in

Texas, they make you retake. They do not let you smile at passport checkpoints, custom checkpoints, they won't let you smile. What you can't smile at the people. No, they take a photo here as you're entering the checkpoint. I think it was specifically in the UK. Just to make sure you're the same person when you walked in the money you got on the plane. Yeah, Jeff, I landed in, it's Gatwick.

Yeah. So we landed there We're gonna transfer to go to Edmonton in Scotland and Burah Edmonton I think I think Canada Canada We're gonna Edinburgh and we had a transfer there and it was like the day after they had that gel scare You remember that where the guys were gonna combine gels on the plane? Yeah, that's why we can't have liquids anymore. It had to be in a clear container I always one guy ruins it for everyone.

Freaking shoe mama. Do you find that procedure when you're innocent is quite nice? Like, no. No, that's a big pain in the ass. I will say Australian airports are the most comfortable, easiest thing I've ever been in my life. Keep all your clothes on.

It's so frustrating because of that, it's more of a pain in the ass when you land in the US. Like when I came back and I had to changed planes in LA, it's like, oh, you didn't, you know, insecurity in Australia, you don't take your shoes off. So now you have to go through security again in the US and give your take your shoes off. Like I have to go through the fucking line again. And I think landed already. It's like, are you ready here? But we're still gonna run you through it. Like you're leaving the airport,

but we're still gonna run you through it. I do like being proved innocent there. Like if they searched my bag and there's nothing and they give my bag bike. So I thought it's like, yeah, you're welcome. Oh please are you indignant that there? It's just a good feeling I like it when I don't know. Like this is what I want to do right. I want to go into a store and buy a ton of stuff like just fill a shopping cart full of stuff that you would use to clean up a body like the turgent for carpet right? Sure. ...serving brushes and all this stuff and just... Rubber gloves, rubber gloves. Rubber stuff you would use to clean up a body like the charge of a copy right sure having brushes and all this stuff and gloves stuff you would use to clean an apartment

now we get some detergent what if he throws a hacksaw in the mix yeah yeah like stuff that all together would look really special like rope to like rope and zip ties yeah I want to see a trash bag I want to see if anyone said anything dude when I was flying i was in i think melvin coming back to sydney

and uh... i was walking through security and they did they randomly were not in the like pull someone like the little scan your little test your bag with whatever like the run over one over it guy did that put it in and all of a sudden alarm on the machine is like oh that's weird to test it test positive for explosives let me do it again well those like okay and he has a chat away with me already yeah the end of the one with a what part of america you from That's weird, it tested positive for explosives. Let me do it again. Whoa, that was like, okay, and the guy's like, just chatting away with me already.

Yeah, he had fun, he was part of America, he's like, oh, okay, it's fine, go on. And it was like so nonchalant about it. It's like, my bag just like, was, you know, tested positive. He's secretly, he's calling the dogs, and not like all the fucking SWAT team, they're all like closing in on you. He's like, he's like, he's like,

probably gonna stay, don't worry. And I was like, he's got like that single beat of sweat coming down his face. Yeah, I look so intimidating that way, but it was like, man, and they just, like, all right, it was so much easier and so less stressful. And like, in America, it's like, all right, take your shoes off. Like, strip down to whatever, you know,

just a t-shirt and pants, all right, now take, you know, now, tear everything under your bag, put on the scanner, and I get through, oh, by the way, you're overbooked on your flight, and you're not going to be able to get to your flights. It's nothing but stress and airports. I think it's somewhere like, and I get through, oh, by the way, you're overbooked on your flight, and you're not gonna be able to get to your flight, it's nothing but stress in airports. I think it's somewhere like that, it's like, oh, this is easy.

I think I've mentioned this before, but I swear to God, no one believes when this happened. One time I was flying to Adelaide, Melbourne Adelaide, I'm sorry, I was going back to Melbourne, it was Adelaide to Melbourne. I went to the security checkpoint in Adelaide, there was no one manning the fucking checkpoint. It was empty.

There was no one even in blind. It was just me by myself. And I was like, I thought it was like a reality show prank. It was no one there. I like showing you my stuff through the X-ray. And I walked through the middle of the check. I was like, I should've been closed. There was no, because when that is shoving,

you'll pass through the other side. There was no, there was no, there was no one going in there. Oh, like the time we wanted to know close part of the Japanese airport. Gavin and I, and we had to fill out that when you land in the country, they give you a little card, they have to fill out. It's like a disembark card or whatever it is.

And you had to fill it out with all your information, you turn it in, it's like step, every customs has it. But we didn't have a pen to do it. And so we ended up wandering into this closed part of the Japanese airport and it was dark, and I was like and I was at the level What it looked like a level it did because when there's no lights in the distance and you've only got the lights on above your head Yeah, you kind of fades to black so that when you can't actually see anything in the distance and it gets dark And it's like this is scary. I mean, I'm over a barrier picked up a pen

But yeah, well, they had to like I found the thing you have the chain with the pen attached to it I grabbed it and I started trying to write with it and I couldn't write with it and I looked at it and the thing on the end of the chain with the pen attached to it. I grabbed it and I started trying to write it with it and I couldn't write with it. And I looked at it and the thing on the end of the chain wasn't a pen, it was a thermometer. We were in the disease quarantiner. Oh my gosh. I was so scared when we were in the face. I was like this walking through the air. I was behind him.

I started bleeding every day. And he was just like, yeah. I was like, he was straight to the bathroom. I was like, what is it? When she did a video, I think that's been on Aati Life. As it, what is it? We actually did a video. I think that's been on R2 life. As it was on R2 life, we did.

Yeah. Yeah, that's scared the hell out of him. I don't know because I was wetting myself. We laughed. But did you get to experience in Australia when we went this last time, Gus? I don't know if you could see it here. But this is my passport.

And right here, there's a little gold square right there. Yeah, the RFID symbol. It's RFID. They call it a smart passport, but it's RFID chip that's in this thing. Right. And, you know, customs in Australia, it was like, I didn't have to talk to anybody.

I just scanned my passport, then stood in front of a machine. It took my picture and said, thank you, and that was it. That was the entirety of customs. So, that's how I get back through to England, is I get through a machine. I just slide it in and the door was going to be like,

BEEET! Yeah, it's one of those things that apparently it matches your face with your passport photo. So, sometimes door was going to be like, yeah, it's one of those things that apparently it matches your face with your passport photo. So sometimes you're going to have issues with it. Actually, we're having your problem because I don't know if you know, she's not actually wears like her heels are like this big. She wears like platform shoes and it judges her as being too tall based on her picture from what her passport.

How can you tell us how to someone is from that picture? It's like a set of three cameras and it detects where you are. And it determines your height Based on know-how high. Oh, it's a good passport. Maybe I don't know you'll hide it on your passport I don't know. I don't know but that's what they that's what the person said why she got rejected Oh, my passport is so old it doesn't have the RFID and also I look totally different like the picture I have in my passport is when I used to shave my head and I have no facial hair when I was coming back to the US The customs agent did a double take on me.

He was like, he looks at me in the passport. So I was like, it's an old picture to an expire soon. He's like, yeah, you look nothing like this anymore. Nice. How long have you had it? Nine years, yeah. Or yeah, more than nine years now. Man.

But I felt the same way you did. I actually made a post about that. When I got back to the US, I said, after two weeks away and going to customs, because we went over to New Zealand as well. After going to customs in all those different countries, after arriving back in the US, it is an unfortunate feeling.

I said, this isn't even feel like coming home. It feels like I'm returning to custody. You know, because it's like you land and they're like, what are you doing? Same on the line. Like as soon as I showed up, they were like barking at me. You know, and tell me, go here, go here,

you're doing this wrong. Why didn't you get an LAX? Yeah, an LAX as I showed up, they were like barking at me. You know, and tell me, go here, go here, you're doing this wrong. And I'm saying, yeah, LAX, yeah. Yeah, that's fucked. Yeah, and do the worst terminals, or LAX and JFK. Well, into our country. Yeah, it looks, it looks like garbage, honestly. Although in the UK, they did point a machine gun at me. Jesus, I'll do that, yeah.

It was right up to that gel scare, and I had, because we were going to do presentation about machinima, I had my laptop and I had a production laptop with me, which is that enormous, remember that black widow laptop? I forgot the name of it. Yeah, it was enormous.

And I said, they said, you can only have one carry on. And I said to the guard, I said, well, these are both laptops. What should I do? And he, without saying a word with his gun, he pointed at the laptop and then pointed at the trash. And that was it.

It was like, okay. So I had to like condense down to one laptop bag and throw a whole laptop bag away. There was nothing I could do, because my check bags had transferred through. So I didn't even have access to that stuff. That's terrifying. Yeah.

I was just f**king... Man, we're flying in a Seattle for packs. And I remember the last time we flew in a Seattle, my luggage broke for one thing But they moved that the rental car check in. I fucking hate that the rental car Seconds been moved. What do you mean? Let's see tack now you have to go off site for all of our cars Yeah, you have to take a bus to go to the rental car. No, you four babies. It sucks. I will I'll be I'm coming in late So I'm gonna end up taking the train in which is nice. What do you get a Thursday? Nice?

All right, third Thursday evening is that late? That's what I'm getting there? Thursday, nice. Or like Thursday evening. Is that late? That's what I'm getting there. Well, I think other people get in early to set up. We make it look good for you guys. I don't get any reason to get point. I don't know why this should not know your height. I don't know how they would know your height. Maybe you have to put that on when you apply

and they didn't print it, but they know it. Maybe. It could be embedded in the RFID information. It could be, and that would be, maybe it's your DNA in there. That tells you how tall you should be. But I'm pretty sure when you fill out the formID information? It could be, and that would be... Maybe it's your DNA in that. It tells you I'm telling you it should be. But I'm pretty sure when you fell out the form, it asked for your height. Did you hear the downside of these RFID chips,

the test that somebody ran? I think so, but go ahead. Which is that, apparently when it's open a little bit, that's how you can detect the RFID signal. And so, since it contains a lot of information, including nationality, somebody showed how these are dangerous because they made a bomb that only goes off on an american walks by but like theoretically you could then

and i can carry that possible and well yeah and i'm and open passport no or just you know why so funny well it's like of course because it started off a conversation about the past port so

i don't broadcast in our fight these signals in american i would have to have my passport uh... what you're not you're not clarifying what i'm saying you know it's like if they want to blow up in american just go and do it everywhere well it's automated those what it is they set up a station

and what uh... somebody when an american passport went by just blow up a punchy we're going to see a Portuguese person portuguese person had the american passport make it's not a bomb based on the passport when it was nearby that's it that seems like a going out a lot out of the way to make sure you hit an american to blow up that technology along with the bomb like this like so you can't write about the bomb

but i'm not a bomb but i'm not so much but i'm working on this but i'm so much more than the price of. I'm so pumped. I'm so pumped. I'm so pumped. I'm so pumped. I'm so pumped. I'm so pumped. I'm so pumped. I'm so pumped. I'm so pumped.

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and just throw out your phone. Exactly. She literally left her phone back home. She's not taking it. When I went to Vegas once inadvertently at the same time as Defcon, I think. Which is another hacker security convention. Yeah, we realized it and both of them was just like,

oh, phone's off. They have a wall there during the convention. Wall shame. Yeah, the wall is same when they hack people they get all their information Just put it up on the wall like people who are just walking by and they pack their phones or get them on a Wi-Fi or something like that Did you see that Facebook hack that just happened? No? We're a guy hack Mark Zuckerberg's wall. Well, like hacked it kind of like kind of hacked it not a malicious way But you could post on other people's walls whether or not your friends with them or whether or not they haven't turned off or not

Yeah, so it's not like he was pulling information down but he was like this guy had sit in the bug report and he was like this is broken, you need to fix this, this is bad, you know, anyone can post on anyone's wall and they just ignored him, ignored him. So he made a YouTube video and showed him hacking into Zuckerberg's account or not as account but as wall and showed exactly how he did it and how anyone can do it. Wow. And so then they basically they blocked his account, banned him, realized that, oh, this guy did some inner report, and they whitelisted him and they let him through it. I guess now he's writing bug reports.

But that was nice, because they weren't obligated to. Yeah. But it's like, I'm talking about it. I was like, okay, you know, you have an issue and like, here's the issue. I'm showing you what's wrong with it. You should fix this and then no one does it. It's like, what can you do about that? So yeah.

Yeah. I mean, it's also how many bug reports do they get? Yeah, yeah. I'm sure it's a lot of stuff to sift. They say that the next iPhone is gonna have a fingerprint button, fingerprint scanner. Yeah. I'm going to buy this.

I think it's cool. What's this gold version of it? Champagne. Champagne. That announcement, I think they said, is September 10th. So not, yeah. So for two weeks from tomorrow? And it goes on sale on the 21st. Really? That information's already out there? People are people are worried about that. Have you heard of the hub

about that they're afraid that it'll get your your fingerprint and the NSA will essentially have access to it. I already have your fingerprint. That's the thing is like at least in Texas you have to give your thumbprints to get a driver's license. So unfortunately for me I have to admit that ship has already sailed. I don't understand that why do they give your thumbprints to get a driver's license. So, unfortunately, for me, I have to admit that ship has already sailed. I don't understand that. Why do they need your thumbprints to give your drivers license? They don't. They never understand that.

They don't need it. They just started doing it about 10 years ago. That's a new thing. Yeah, I just don't understand. That's cool. Oh, that started. I've been arrested. Bonnie, I got a vacation.

So do you have mugshot? Oh, yeah, I have a mugshot. I feel like that potential wreckage did a better. No, I did. But I guess that you kind of could find. I wonder if someone I have a mug shot. I feel like that picture. I feel like that picture. No, I did. I wonder if that would be kind of gross. I wonder if someone could find my mug shot. Is Balanhab one? Williamson, do you have any questions?

Yeah, I don't think you could do it online. I think you have to go. Really? Yeah. But they have that magazine, which is like the Austin's most wanted or whatever. I think that magazine went under. Did it really? Oh,'s most one or whatever i think that magazine went under did it really yeah i mean i think i think that's what was it was like a shaming magazine where they were post all the mug shots for the week

yeah and put it on like that it was for sale at the counters of convenience sort of had like hottest mug shot goofy smuggish all that stuff i think i i think that's horrible i really do because i'm not a bit of the pedophiles they still, right? No, no, but see, that's the thing. A mugshot has become a thing that indicates guilt. This is a criminal. There's only criminals have mugshots, right?

But people can get arrested and not be convicted of something. Like Jack? Like Jack wasn't convicted for what he did wrong. I did nothing wrong. He got off scot-free. No, but it's one of those things. So if you see someone's mugshot, next to a headline saying, convicted for what he did wrong and nothing wrong ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Good. Yeah. You asshole. Why? It's not good, it's not good to get a mug shot. It's never good. Some of the reminds people of the law. Some of the reminds people of the law that they're not.

All right. I don't even know. So who thinks they're above the law? A lot of celebrities. Really? Yeah. I don't know. Currently four states require fingerprints

for driver's license. California, Colorado, Georgia, and Texas. Require fingerprints as part of driver's license. California, Colorado, Georgia, and Texas require fingerprints as part of driver's licensing process. Colorado does. The Colorado is a fairly liberal state. Hawaii does not, but the city and county of Honolulu do. You know, there's a lot of states, I think, in the US that they seem because of the biggest cities there. They seem more liberal, but then the outlying areas are actually very conservative states.

Seattle's like one of the states like that. Washington is actually a fairly conservative state, but Seattle's a very liberal city. You know, we live in a very liberal city in a very conservative state. Apparently, because women can walk around topless on six street, and we can do videos with them. That was interesting for the RG recap.

Did you see that? Yeah, on Friday morning, I saw Brandon walking into the office, and he looked like shit. He was like for the RT recap. Did you see that? Yeah, that was, yeah, on Friday morning I saw Brandon walking into the office and he looked like shit. He was like wrecked in that video. Yeah, he looked off. I said, what happened? He's we're filming the recap downtown last night and I got really drunk. I'm super hungry over. It's like, okay, and then I saw the recap over there. He's like, oh my god. Yeah, you were fucking wrecked. That's pretty cool. I saw Buffalo Billiards in there. We have were friends of those guys and it's cool to see them like allow them to shoot in those areas. So that's very nice. But yeah, but yeah, like the

other side would be weird to try to shoot anything in a bar. Yeah, I didn't think bars would be okay with that. Yeah, I always think like bars and casinos. Like casinos apparently are nightmare to shoot in. Well, they've got all the cameras already. Yeah, you say although on cameras anywhere though, because everyone literally has a camera at all points in time. He's't been so much fun. Hasn't been so much fun. Hasn't been so much fun. Hasn't been so much fun. Hasn't been so much fun.

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Hasn been so much fun. Hasn been so much fun. Hasn been so much fun. Hasn been so much fun. Hasn been so much fun. Hasn been so much fun. Hasn been so much fun. Hasn been so much fun. the crowd. Also, when you're downtown, I can only imagine what was like to shoot down there. It's a night. We just shoot some down there in college and the drunks are just, you know, they come like flies to that light. That's like moths, you know. I won't be able to see you then. What our office was downtown. We had to deal with them constantly. Constantly. Because our parking garage from the trek from our office to the parking garage went through six streets. Yeah. And we had to get elevator, and it was a parking garage where if you left late enough on a Friday or Saturday night,

which was for us was pretty frequently during production that you were going up in the elevator with drunks. That place smell like piss, the entire time. Didn't you get made fun of for having a backpack one? No, the girl, drunk girls, those in the elevator, then they go, why can't you book that? I had my laptop with me.

I was like, oh, I just got off work. Nice. And they were like, oh, what do you do? I said, well, we're working, like, you know, entertainment film production. Like, oh, what? This is a website that I have. It's all fast.

Oh, man. Yeah, yeah, it's hard enough already to describe it to sober people. Much less drunk people downtown on 6th Street. When you're feeling, okay, going back to the airport stuff and when you're flying into a country, what do you put as your occupation? Film maker.

Film maker? Yeah, it's a film maker as well. Just because it's the easiest. It is, but it becomes a problem when you're staying in a country for like, when you're in Australia, I always like to go over New Zealand because it's right there, you know? So I go over for like two days and when you do something like that,

like when Gavin and I stopped in Japan for a day and a half, that can sometimes be the length of time that you work on a film project. So if it's a film country like New Zealand is a very big film country, they become very skeptical of short trips. Or like when we go up to even to Canada for a couple of days, go to Vancouver for our VB can West For an event Vancouver's a big film destination and if you're showing up for three days They're like why only come to Canada for three days

Cancer is because it's Canada. Yeah, I got that was the most I got interrogated on our trip was New Zealand Yeah, really yeah, like why are you only here for two days? It's like Why not guess I have a question from Twitter? Hobbit 2513 wants to know who is going to Pax Prime. Hobbit 2513? All of us. I will answer that question as soon as I'm done reading this. All right, that's a tease.

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You teased something? I went back and I'm going to get to it. I've been going back and watching all episodes of drunk history on Lupus. Oh really? I think they have a TV show and comedy center. Yeah, I'm on there central. So I've been trying to catch up on that.

I just watched some of that. Oh, that Joey Dashnell show is on there. New girl. You like that, don't you? I've never watched it. Really, you're a huge fan. I like her. She's pretty nice.

I watched half the first, like the pilot, and I didn't like her. You can binge watch the office community, Parks and Rec. Modern family. If I recommend one show there, I'm looking at Modern Family League community. I've never, I've never been a big community fan.

I've only been like, It took me a long time to get into community. Community's funny. Like the characters in that show are really well done. And it kind of dipped off the end of last season, but they actually, the showrunner is now back on the show and they're shooting the new season of this. Really?

I didn't know he was back, Dad Harmon. Season one, I wasn't a fan of it, but the season two, I felt like they were tools and things and it got pretty solid. It was a little bit more serious the first season and then they kind of like just got really goofy with it and then that point of getting really funny. Very similar to like Parks and Rec, where it's like the first season they were trying to figure out exactly what it is they're doing. Yeah.

That's a show I've been watching. The number one clip right now on Who Loose Plus that out exactly what it is they're doing. Yeah. Yeah. And then they, that's a show I've been watching. I'm going to try to clip right now on a Hulu Plus that I'm looking at is is Miley Cyrus NBC Today Show. So you tell people not to talk about it but people are interested in this. They're looking it up. The VMAs are always a wreck, you know. People do the same thing like Ben Affleck was just cast as Batman.

And people are freaked to fuck out about that. Like completely freaked out. And I just made a point on Twitter, which I said, you know, when they cast Michael Keaton as Batman, and then again, when they cast Heath Ledger's Joker, there was a big uproar about those too. Keaton, especially, they had got like death threats about like pissing over the image of Batman.

This is way back for the original Tim Burton movie. And people thought Keaton was the best Batman for the longest time. Yeah, give Val Kilmer and George Clooney in there. It's like, oh, God. Up until Christian Bale finally took his turn. Kind of nailed it, yeah. Yeah, so I don't know. I mean, it's like, I think Ben Affleck's in a pretty good place right now. I'm a little, I'm a little surprised that he did it after like, he took off after good

while hunting. He did all the big blockbuster movies like Armageddon and all that and Mad Damien went to more like artistic route and then Ben Affleck kind of fell off the map for a little while and Mad Damon said a great story. Mad Damon did born identity, that was cute. But that was a little bit further down the road. Oh, like he did like the talented Mr. Ripley and movies like that for a while.

I think the born identity was pretty far into the mix for him. One of the days pretty old at this point, the first Mr. Ripley maybe after it. I think the one identity's early 2000. I think it of the days pretty old at this point i'm a bit miss rippling maybe after a good one-identities early to early to uh... it's almost ten years old at this point i just rewatched it yesterday so i'm a little bit sooner fun your rest record so all right he the link is that was like in

you know what was dynamically generated website so i look at it just take me back to the search page i i estimate please send me a screenshot answer hobbit twenty five thirteen uh... people going to PAX Prime. PAX Prime. Ray, Barbara, Jack, Gus, Bernie, Monty, Gavin.

No, not Brandon. Oh, what about Alan? Don't forget Alan. Everyone wants to hang out Alan. Alan, Chris Martin too. Hard times are gonna be there. So you can see them. Yeah, I'm actually going to, I'm leaving for Las Vegas tomorrow night to go to the GameStop expo, so I'll be there on Wednesday.

They, GameStop gave all the managers there at the expo, or not GameStop. So many gave all the managers at the GameStop expo, a PlayStation 4 at seven games. Yeah, that's... How many managers are there? That's smart. I think every manager and assistant manager for every game stop go. Wow. Why do you know what?

It's not really that big of an investment, honestly. No, no, it's smart because now, it's thousands of units. What, like, think of how many people buy games from GameStop. You walk in, boom, already, you've got two people working at that store that have a PS4 and they got one from free, so they're gonna be feeling good about stuff. They know the game, they'll be like,

oh yeah, I played that game, it's really good. Yeah, they also said there's gonna be a white Xbox One, but only from Microsoft employees. That's kind of cool. Oh, white, they'll have a white Xbox One in a couple of years. Yeah, it looks cool. Yeah, so Sony is like, they're trying,

well, they're not trying to save face, but they hear what they did with Grand Tautos. I thought you were gonna say that, yeah, game stuff, I thought they gave all the games I managed to free. Yeah, game stuff, stuff of five. No, so Sony, they had on their pre-order download, or they have a pre-order store for grand,

I thought, five. And somehow the link got out there. And so people downloaded the game early and are now spoiling game. It wasn't the whole game, was it? I thought it was just like some source file that could be decrypted. Maybe that's what it was.

But I know they've released some plot points, some of the music in the game. I think the main theme of the game and a few other things so I like the Sony Sony came out and said we fucked up sorry about that our bad and so the at least they did own up to it I like that that my comment Donald song that we've been singing ever again in GTA what a full believe yeah what a full believe in GTA five Oh it's like it's a GTA five spoiler yeah do a lot of this so that's good. That's cool. But anyway, it's yeah It's I think Sony you know hitting the game stop and my managers is wait that's smart when does that come out September 17th? Yes, so Matt

Dayman by the way from goodwill hunting to saving private Ryan that Damon yeah rounder is like saving private rounders Calented mischievous small part Rounders talented miss you to small part of the great tiny part rounders came out. He was the title Yeah, but he was in the movie until the like they were looking for him the whole movie Rounder rounders is a great movie, but it came out about well, I would say five to ten years too early That's like saying Titanic the ship was the lead character Technically the ship is in every the shippiest in every shot. It is technically in every shot. It's ever some of the later ones. It's the ship.

That's the spoiler. The ship, I can say, because everybody dies. Township is replayed. Titan A. That was a good movie. Titan A. That was actually a movie. That's sunk in the entire animation studio, didn't it?

Yeah. Three marks? Was that three marks? I don't know, there was a blue one. That was a huge flop. It was a huge flop. It did sink in animation. I know that Final Fantasy sunk square pictures, you know, when that came out.

Legend of Bagger Vance, Finding Forcer, all the pre-horses, and then Ocean's 11. So he went a big run before he did one of those big block runs over his crap. He was huge in Ocean's 11. What do you mean huge? Well, I thought that was a huge role for him. I thought that was a two.

And then there was even like five more movies before that before he did more in identity. So it was a lot of fun. He was born. What? him. I was a two. And then there was even like five more movies before that before he did more in identity. So it was a lot of fun. He was born. What? What was born identity? Born identity was... Well, I'm sorry, you want to worry.

I'm not in the right place. I'm in the right place. I'm in the right place. I'm in the right place. I'm in the right place. I'm in the right place. I'm in the right place. I'm in the right place.

I'm in the right place. I'm in the right place. I'm in the right place. I'm in the right place. I'm in the right place. I'm in the right place. I'm in the right place. I'm in the right place. I'm in was five years after you made good will hunting. So I'm gonna be off. I'm gonna vacation when GTA V comes out.

I just realized why you want vacation? Cause I am. Yeah. You know, you know, you know, my name was actually in a movie with Meg Ryan. It was a war movie. Oh, Courgent Fire. Courgent Fire.

And he played an HIV positive soldier. It's funny because I asked what you guys want to talk about today if you want to talk about HIV. So here you go. There you go. There's a connection. He pointed HIV positive sort of and he lost a tremendous amount of weight for a bit part Because it was told like in flashbacks. She was being post-humusly award the Medal of Honor Right, right? Or the Silver Star or something?

That was filmed here in Texas too. Yeah, it was actually right. It was a Tonyer or something. But I think he permanently damaged like his liver or his pancreas or something by losing so much weight i've seen that i've seen that there is a lot of that's what them that the one on the right is the uh... the not so to burn movie or maybe it's a so to burn movie

replays the guy who's like a whistleblower and uh... guys is a really goofy movie i thought he was really good in uh... team america the informant that's what they're saying, yeah. That's right, yeah. Do you know the story behind the Team America thing? No.

So the Team America, like, you know, they went through, they found a bunch of, you know, liberal actors, and they made their characters that, you know, they're marrying ads. And they modeled after real people. So it's like, there's George Clooney, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins. And they got the Matt Damon one. They said he just looked wrong. But they thought it was so funny.

They just left it in anyway. So all he says is his own name. He says Matt Damon one, they said he just looked wrong, but they thought it was so funny that he's left it in anyway, so all he says is his own name, he says Matt Damon. So, yeah, those guys, what movie was it? The supposedly they got a script for a blockbuster movie early before the movie had come out, so their initial plan was to shot for shot, make that movie using puppets and release before the actual movie came out. Really? I don't know about that. If they have to do tomorrow, was that it? Oh, that's not being told. Like they got this, they just wanted to make the entire movie and then release it before.

That would be awesome. Can I between this? This thing that you were arrested for but then didn't do? Yeah, sure. You sure? Yeah, I'm fine with that. I mean, I was told the star is not convicted and like, I don't know. No, really, clearly.'s on the record of it. You know what?

You just got a mug shot so good. Yeah, fucking, you're not above the law. I gotta give a shit. You're in a mug shot in a tuxedo, aren't you? Yeah, yeah. One more tuxedo shirt. I think I might have stole it in my mug too. Did you own the paint show where you just kind of sad looking?

I know, I may have done my like kind of goofy face on my one of the bra off thing. Could I, let me tell the story behind this. If I like I give credit to user Evan Barrera. Embrera. For the joke. And get him brain and if you want to post that I just uh... So I just...

So the story behind this is, so my sister got married and I got hammered that night. But I gave my keys to a friend. I'm like I'm not driving you take care of things and it's like alright fun. And so I just got hammered and I was like alright. But I did the right thing by not driving. So he drove my car around the rest of the night. We get back to my brother and my new brother in the lost place, because we all got ready there.

And we walk, like we're getting there, and I'm like, I don't have a key to getting the house. He's like, I don't either. And I'm like, I'm done. I can't drive. And he's like, well, I'm not driving anymore. I'm tired. So we just slept in my car.

And they're like, all right, fine. We'll sleep in the car. I woke up in the next morning. He had gone. His car was there. So he had left and he's left the keys in the car. I woke up the next morning, he had gone, like his car was there, so he had left, and he's left the keys in the seat. I get out, I stretch, and then I get in my car, and I drive off, and I'm like,

all right, I'm gonna get some food, and like all my way to get some food, a cop spun around, got behind me, pulled me over, and then he walked up to the car, I'm sure I wreaked of alcohol, because I was wearing the outfit I had on the night before, and I'd alcohol spilled on me, whatever. But you had a full night sleep,

that's a full night sleep. And you slept in that. Yeah, and I slept in my own clothes. And so he walks up to the car, and I'd alcohol spilled on me. What did you have full night sleep? That's a full night sleep. And you slept in that. Yeah, and I slept in my own clothes. And so he walks up to the car and he's like, sir, I've reason to believe you may be intoxicated right now. And I was like, what? And so this is Sunday morning at like eight in the morning. And so I get out of the car and suddenly there are

three cop cars behind me now. Cause they have nothing else to do. And so I was just like, oh no. And I'd been awake for all of about five minutes at this point, because in time. Thanks. And so anyway, they give me the field sobriety test. And I'd been awake for all of about five minutes at this point, because in time, thanks. And so anyway, they give me the Field Subride test and they do the pin test thing.

Oops. And my eyes, I guess, twitched a little bit. So what they do is they go past your field of view. And so my eye was trying to get to it and so I was twitching, trying to get over to it. And they slapped a cuff on me, said I was drunk. And I was like, oh God. And so they took me.

And he paused breathalyzes. So they took me to the local jail, and then they gave me a breathalyzer test, and I was like almost half the legal limit. So like I blew a 0.047 legal limit is 0.08. So I was under, that was my record, that's all right. Is that okay? Is that okay?

Is there any information I can get out of there? I know that it's up on the, up on the, up on the, up. It is public record, so there's nothing you can do like you, it's got my way. It's shining. It doesn't have my address. Yeah, okay, it's fine. 205 pounds. Hey'm in a shenan. It doesn't have my address. Yeah, okay, it's fine. 205 pounds.

Hey, back then, probably. Yeah. But anyway, so I blew under the legal limit, but because an officer arrested me for DWI, actually, and I took four tests of which I failed one, which is a subjective test, which the police officer says, like, you know, gives me, even though I failed that, I still had to take me to

jail and dw i rules and texas are so strict that i'd go at this straight up had to go no matter what they took my license and much of stuff and then i get there and i spent you know i'd await the sunday morning so all the drunks from saturday night wrong there so you know wait to post bond but they didn't set my bond amount because the judge was full for the day so i

don't wait till the next morning to get a bond amount posted so I sleep overnight in jail. They have my sisters wedding. Did you have to take a dump in the toilet? No, I was very... Oh my god, is that that's not real, is it? I mean, helmet on a pigeon. I just want to put a helmet on a pigeon, that's a callback from an old one. But anyway, so ultimately I got a letter in the mail saying like we declined to

prosecute your case and And so after two years, those are sponge my record and so now it's so. Did they give you your money back for the bond and all that? No. Well, that's the thing with bail bonds things. I don't know, I guess you've never been arrested, but you post like 10% of your bond amounts, and then a company will post your full bond amounts,

and then like, or they'll post the other 90% and then when you show up for your hearing, they just give it all back to you. So you pay a smaller amount, they pay the full amount and then they just keep whatever you get. That's how they make money on this. So it's only a problem if you run. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Every time a movie, midnight run, Charles Groden and Robert De Niro, it's a fantastic movie.

It's about Robert De Niro plays a bounty hunter who works for a bail bonds place and he has to go get travels road and it's just really funny it's a really funny to our 80s movie but it's it really stands up I think I always get that movie confused with 48 hours okay I don't know why I think they must have yeah they must have come out around the same time where I was a kid and I discovered them around the same time and in my head there's like wires crossed and I think of those movies as being the same as it's it Steve Murphy and Robert Redford? Eddie Murphy, I know that, I don't remember who else. It's gonna be like, I got in 48 hours, what?

Nick Nolte. Yeah, I've even seen a foot chase between a cop and a dude. A foot, I got a friend who's a cop who, you met him, he comes by here sometimes. It's kind of funny because when he rolls up and stops in the party, like, you just do when we're grilling, I invite him. We're about, about 400 yards from both

a firehouse and a police station. That if that far. Yeah, so whenever we do grill outs, I always invite the cops, at least, to come over because I know my buddy who works over there. And so in case we'd be grilling out a cop car pull up and everyone has a reaction to it of, I think it's just a lot about kind of our country

that when you see a cop on the road, you're feeling it's, oh shit. No, I don't think so. I'm like, oh great, there's a cop in your bi, I'm protected, I don't have that feeling. I was like, oh great, there's a cop nearby. I'm protected. I don't have that feeling. I was feeling I'm about to get in a lot of trouble. So one time he pulled up and he got out

and he's coming to walk across to me and he's just looking me, makes eye contact when he's walking up, and he's going, oh, what the fuck do you want? He's like, I'm really sorry, I'll just leave. But he would do a really cool thing where he would come fill out his reports in the parking lot. So we had a cop car sitting here because we were never sure when we first moved into this building about the Security of it. So it was really cool to have just a cop who would sit here

And it was really good too when I worked like red versus blue light light production or something. He'd be out there. Anyway He jumped offence chasing somebody and like blew his knee out So he had to go like yeah, that he switched away from this This station down here just because he was recovering from that. That sucks. He jumped off fence and landed like a wet patch of grass. Oh, that's a thing. My town was kind of in England,

there was always be fights between rival towns. It wasn't like gang stuff, but what? Fights between rival towns. Like, you had a rival town? No, that was just like the next town. The next town over. The next town over, over okay if that was ever like an event in my town you know other towns would come in and that was no I don't know we don't have that that's not something that's not a problem to be like like your fair

sucks we're gonna wreck it and that is like they're just calm and that would always be fights because people get drunk and I want to fair envy and I want so two cops holding this drunk dude I think he'd been punched because he was bleeding and he was like swaying and they were like stand up stand up They were both like propping him up like this and I think it was an act because He was standing there for about five minutes and I was watching him because I was waiting for someone and he literally just went Shit and both cops looked he he slipped out of his jacket and just hauled us and they were both like,

ooh! And he was running like this, full speed. And they were both probably like one meter behind him. And they were both running the exact same speed, just forever and they just went off. It was one of the funniest things. Wow. I was just like, I was just watching it.

I was like, oh my God, I can't believe that just happened. I saw one time at a button on the down sound when it was the, that's a 24-hour movie festival, when I was at the Ritz, it was like eight in the morning and there was a guy running down six-hreet and a guy, a cop on a bicycle chasing the guys, like, get down, get down, get down. He ran, he jumped off the bike, like movie style

and tackled the guy. Lost him during his bike. Like a cowboy taking on a steer. That's awesome. That's amazing. I thought the bike parked itself. I bet that do that as much as possible because people, they know people

that can fund them for being bike bicycle folks. Absolutely. That was also one of those things where it's like 30 people because the movie had just let out during but none with none. It was like the morning and everyone was like tired. So let's get outside, get some fresh air.

And I was like, oh shit, that happened right in front of us. So that was just, it was a promotion outside, get some fresh air. And I was like, oh shit, that happened right in front of us. So that was a good question. It was a promotion for like Joe some more in the butt. He wears a bike messenger. I have to admit that one time, I was making a right unread downtown

and I may have made the stop there a little rolling stop. With the rolling stop. And a cop on a bike goes, he was there on the other side of the crosswalk and he goes He goes, hey, and he points at me and I made that kind of a go, he goes, hey, stop, stop, stop and I was like I just came up because I was in the corner and he was on a bike I did I did I kind of felt like a dick because I'm sure there were other people in the street who were just like I didn't stop

I think that was to a cop on foot in Houston. I don't even feel terrible about that. I feel terrible about that. What did you do? I did that to a cop who's on foot in Houston. He was directing traffic at a light and I didn't see him and I went when I wasn't supposed to go. So he was like, he started screaming at me.

Like you pull over, pull over. I was like, I looked around, I was like, he doesn't have a car. What? What took off? I wasn't even lying down, you were in the face. I just like took off and I was like, I look at her, I was like, he doesn't have a car. What's your name? Took off. I just like took off and I was like pulling to a parking garage with the fucking idiot. I was like, what's your name?

Do you think he would end like fake cooling foot back up? Cause he's not ready gonna do anything. Do you think he was like, I don't know, just to make himself look good in front of everyone. I swear, everyone else in the industry was like, can I just go, I wanna go now? I've seen cops like on foot at corners, like right turns that are sitting there

watching for inspections. Like two guys who will literally sit there and like wait for cars to go because the inspections are marked by color. So they can spot if you're in inspection on your car's mold. And so like to be two of them, literally a couple like stop like standing in front of you

and be like, all right, you're stopped. Go ahead and pull over right now. I once got pulled over for an expired inspection sticker by a police officer who was in front of me. Oh wow. all right, you're stopped. Go ahead and pull over right now. I once got pulled over for an expired inspection sticker by a police officer who was in front of me. Oh wow. I was downtown, but my inspection was expired by like two and a half years or something. And I was driving and he was in front of me.

And he like pulled over, slowed down, and he got behind me and pulled me over, I was like, fuck. So he pulled me over, I was like, I pulled over because I had expired inspection. I was like, how did you even see that? You in front of me, he's like, I was just looking. So you go see, you're right to me, the ticket. And he comes back, he gives me the ticket, and he goes, I wanna say expired inspection. I was like, how did you even see that? You were fun of me. It's like, I was just looking. So you go see right to me the ticket and he comes back, he gives me the ticket and he goes, I want to say, sir, you by far have the most expired inspection sticker I've ever seen. Someone who is like, I can't believe you haven't got

a ticket over the past two and a half years. I've had that same situation where a cop was just like, this is amazing. You know, in the modern area, you probably want to take a photo with it or something like that. But you think you're me taking for it? I got a ticket. You did? You see the cop do a selfie with you? Yeah, I have to give out. So is there not a fine for that?

Yeah, I got a ticket. Yeah, but it was a fine for an inspection or expired license plate. If you go get it done, it's like 10 bucks. It reduces the fine down to almost. Yeah, once you could provide, it's the proof of insurance and then the updated. So it's more cost effective to not do it for two years and then pay a 10-butthite. Pretty much.

But you kind of live like, I honestly, every time I saw a car when I had an expired inspection, I felt like tense every single time. It's never worth. How long does it take to get a new one? It's never worth. Well, normally it's a huge piece of your ass.

Oh, sorry. It's just a person who doesn't have a driver who's not a car in 25. What it's actually about, how easy it is to get this done. Please, regale me a huge piece of yeah. Oh sorry, just a person who doesn't have a driver's car in 25, what it's actually about, how easy it is to get this done, please, regale me with more of your knowledge. We have that place, one of the things I love most about where our office is right now, is there's that place that doesn't

expect you to literally ride across the street with us. Because I'm my car's inspected now. I'm just talking about how quick it is. God, fucking Mr. Sensitive over there. I'm not, look, I signed this guy up for driver's school. We've talked about this. A hot girl came to town. That is true.

Is she still here? No. Who? But he didn't book me another one. I brought him to you the thing. Hey, can I circle back on a couple of things? Sure. So earlier, we were talking about Gavin getting stopped and wanting to like have them check

his bag and then everything's fine. Do you ever have Gus because you're a socially awkward person? Do you ever have that feeling when you're in a retail store or a business? So I'm still with. I'm reading the fucking Twitter. You cut to me on this. Do you ever have my self-execuation? Do you ever have the feeling that you kind of have to act in a way that proves you're

not shoplifting? They're not cutting away. Like that you're being scrutinized. I do worry about that sometimes. I don't know why. It's like, if I'm, especially doing a winter one, I have a coat on and have like my hands in my pockets and I'm like, looking at stuff like, someone watching me do they think like, they're stepping in my pocket.

Do you have that view of your hands in a certain way to prove to people? It's like, I hold them out like. That's the point I'm making. You don't have to do that because I would like to be stopped and be like, hey, you shot, lift it, I'll be like, no. Look. Yeah. Yeah.

See? Would you let them check you? Yeah. Well, I'm in their store. What does that mean? You have to be on the right to search you. I can't if they want. I'm not the police.

What? I mean, I wouldn't mind. I don't care. What if I got on me? Well, I'm a search you. I can if they want. I'm not the police. What? I mean, I walk in, but I mean, I wouldn't mind. I don't care. What if I go on me? Well, I'm a Gavin. There's a thing that like when you go to some stores in the US where they will stop you at the door and check your receipt and check your bag.

Like Sam's Club is one that does this. I find that so obnoxious. It's obnoxious, it is obnoxious. But it's just like, that's just the way it is there. I know that before I walk into that store, so when they check my receipt, I don't make a big deal about it. But it seems like every other time I go there, I see somebody raising a huge stink about how they have no right to check the receipt, that they've purchased the stuff and it's

there. So if they don't have the right to check, what's stopping you just from walking on? There's nothing. Oh, we'll just do that. Well, they just have to, like, they can't, I think in America, there's the prevailing attitude is that you don't want to be treated like a criminal when you're not doing anything wrong. That's like the whole privacy thing.

Like, why are you collecting my thumbprint? I haven't been accused of a crime. I was instructed when I went to a supermarket to, if I saw someone shoplifting, just, I couldn't do anything to them. Let them go, yeah. I couldn't say, can you put those back? I couldn't say, I couldn't take them to it. A lot of them go. Yeah. I couldn't say, can you put those back? I couldn't say, I couldn't take them off in my force.

So we once had a guy walk in, take this massive bottle of vodka, and he was like, I'm taking it, and he just walks straight out with it. My manager was like, when I worked in A. It was a dude later who was like I don't think it was not a night because it wasn't really an emergency that was because the police station was actually next door What is the what is the non-emergency number in the UK? Number the police station. Yeah, it's actually a we do we have six one one in the US Oh, really about works, huh? That's three one one isn't it?

It's a three-one one two six-one one of things maybe in from Three-one one is we might have one one one one. That's 311, isn't it? Is it 311? 611, I think it's maybe from 411 information. 411 is 311. We might have 111. That's like minor emergency. Or it's like, yeah, like it was like, you reported traffic accidents and I'm 311. What about a medium? Like a traffic accident no one got hurt in. Like about a fender bender, you would call 311.

What about a code orange? Yeah, yeah. What about what? Code orange. A medium of urgency. I thought it was 611, man. Yeah, when I worked in an arcade, and like my first job at a high school,

or when I was in high school, 16 years old, and we had like a money belt around us, because more than anything people wanted to change, so we'd have like a lot of ones and stuff. I bet you look good in that. No, it was awesome. The whole apron was great. And they specifically said,

if anyone asked for your belt, just hand it to them. Yeah, try to. Yeah, it's like hand it to them, don't fight, and don't chase them. Yeah. And it's like, you know, I mean, it was like maybe 200 bucks, but at any point someone could just hand it to them. Yeah, try to treat one one. Yeah, it's like, hand it to them, don't fight, and don't chase them. Yeah. And it's like, you know, I mean, it was only like, maybe 200 bucks, but at any point,

someone could just grab it and run, be like, yeah, it was the same on the checkouts. They don't want anyone to happen, but they don't want anyone getting stabbed. So it was just like, yeah, just hand it over immediately and they'll walk out with it. Yeah, it's not worth it. It never is.

I mean, you know, the inclination is to fight it, but just let it go. It didn't happen very much. We have so many cameras that people were really that dumb. Especially for that one guy who really wanted that bubble walker. Yeah. I mean, especially now with credit cards and debit cards, is there any place to rob that would be worth robbing?

Like, I mean, is there any like giant vault of money anywhere anymore? Like it all is all digital? Pity too. Oh yeah, I mean, pity too. But I mean, I'm in a drill that breaks down the brakes that every 30 seconds five minute drill in a bank Jesus Christ, but I mean like really I mean like there's no I mean I mean I guess a casino other than that like I can't Take a large I'm gonna see you good luck

Yeah, exactly exactly, but I mean like is there any place with a large amount of money? A lot of those secure vans is a good move But even then it's not gonna be as much as that once was because I mean like those vans go around to like They'll go to like you know shopping centers like we had one good one Yeah, but they fill up like ETM's and stuff those vans have a lot of money in really yeah, they also have I was in a bums I was in the bat festival this weekend and And the clouds of bats coming out from the bridge right now. We're awesome. You should go check that out No, it's a very seasonal where those bats arrive and they're underneath the Congress bridge.

But there was a beer place there. That place was taken in a lot of cash. Yeah. So that was actually the, I was gonna say like music festivals might be the only thing I could do. Yeah, we're like the festival. So.

Yeah. But I don't know. Can I start going back on one more thing? Do it. We talked about the PS4, or this should be the PSN leaking GTA V. Just recently. Or yeah, yeah. PSN leaking GTA 5, just recently. Or elements of GTA 5 now, they think.

You're really having the four, too. Do you remember, was it Halo Reach, or was it Halo 4 that went up on Xbox Live for like 9,999 points? Oh, I know, I know, I know. It was reached, right? And then they were like, oh, we'll just put it up for all those points. And then we don't have that many points to do it or like 99,000 it was way more it was like nine million or something and it was a crazy amount and then people were just downloading it Like they found a hack for it and got dead so Microsoft inadvertently released reach on their own

So because it's happened before they had done that for like promo and press copies where the press could download it with a code Right, but they had to have it in the store So he's put a ridiculously high cost on it. That's what it was. No one would buy it. So they can't hide stuff. They must be able to hide it. They could have, I think it was unlisted.

But if you knew like the URL, you could find it. I say, because I got cracked down too, sent to me via digital copy before I was out, same sort of deal, where it was just like, you know, here's a code for it, and it's boom, download is on my account. I have a, I took a picture of my screen. It was when, Boone, you sent me a code for Hala Reach.

It was the multiplayer testing I think yeah, and There was seven people online and we would go into matchmaking and we would just play with the same people every time Why would you bother like at that point just like party up? Yeah, well, we got a trials evolution early or like a new DLC for trials evolution early And it was like literally me and one other guy on the planet had it, because we were on the leaderboards, it was just the two of us playing. And so I could see his score and he would just back and forth. And like, for the first time in Texas.

Then you take pictures of yourself as the number one in the world of various leaderboards? And so, but yeah, that was just cool, because like pretty much as soon as they got access to it, like one of the guys over there contacted me, he's like, hey, here's a code for it. And it's like, Ray looked, and there's no one on. Ray looked and he said that Michael was the second person

in the world to 100% say this right for. Really? Yeah. Someone beat him. Yeah. I guess maybe someone who had to test it that it worked on the retail company. Yeah.

Huh. That's funny. Yeah. How do we tell that? We got Saints Row early. Right. Because they both 100% of it before it came out. So I'm sure you could find.

Well, how would you determine the number of people who have 100% of the game and they were checking the the date of that last achievement? Yeah, but every he did that for every account on Xbox live Well, I mentioned that wasn't that many with a hundred percent in science reform How do you find people who have 100% in st. Row four? That's when I'm saying I find the website The on the what there's ones you can sign up for that will log your stuff But there's no there's no one that just goes and this you know scrapes everything Yeah, no, no stay for this podcast.

I want to find out which of us have 100% left for dead two, for instance. How would I do that? You have to go to your council and look to see if you've done it and compare because you're my friends. How would I just find everybody who's ever 100% left for dead two? They're not readable. There's websites you can go if you sign up for it. It adds you to the database. He might be on one of those, but there's no need to believe it's not there's websites you can go if you sign up for it adds you to like the database

He might be on one of those but there's no sort of general like there's no you can't search Xbox comms. Find that Well, I have to call ray out on this Well, I mean like I think it's on the patch this week Yeah, I mean he's watching yeah, he's probably like the second person, you know I mean that I'll that could be absolutely true But he's probably the second person on you, whatever website that you have to log into. Like, what was the one, is it not my gamer tag? What's your achievements? Was it true achievements that had the list of like,

mygamercard.net? Yeah, maybe it's mygamercard. Well, that's gone. That's gone now, yeah. I don't know. Do you ever wonder how many times your account has been friend-quested? Oh, no.

No, I don't. I wonder how many messages I've been. Because say I have 90 friends and I have 10 slots where I just get friend requests. Yeah. If I delete those friend requests in two minutes, they'll be a 10 different one. Yeah.

And it's like how many people have seen cannot add Gavin Fri because his friend list is full. Right. How many different accounts are seen that because we have very public game attacks is a little bit yeah well just consider the number of people try like watch a video and then just tried i mean it's a million and one tries every minute

it's a million minutes before you get to all those people you know i mean it's like it's a large number of people to watch the videos i thought i still friends that like their game gamer tags have popped up in a human guide. It's like, all the human guides. And they're like, I'm still getting a friend request from, like, my, my, well, I don't want to say his gamer tag, but I have friends.

Literally from a Call of Duty guide, we did forever ago, a Call of Duty, like, Modern Warfare 1. And he still gets requests from it. And it's like, Jesus Christ. And I know also, I have the friends of friends listing. So, like, you know, you can, you can see my friends, if you, you know, look at my account.

And I have my friends get hit because like, how do you know Jack? How do you know Jack? I know Jack. And it's just like, that's pretty trippy. But it's weird, it's like playing online now, like, Joe and I play to shitload of payday too this weekend. And pretty much every party that ran

and people would jump into would recognize one of us. I got so mad when you tweeted looking for a fourth for payday II the other night. Oh yeah. And I was like, I'm sitting right here. What do you want? I didn't see you on. Oh shit.

I was like, fuck, jacked in the United States. Payday II finally did something smart. They put it out digital right away. Well, not right away. It took two weeks. Well, you know, but that's pretty fast for Microsoft. Right, right. I mean, most Sony games, they come out day of,

their digital Microsoft takes a lot longer for their time. And they shouldn't. So there's a way to do those just stealth without the cops. Almost every mission you can do. Almost, not all of them, but almost every mission you can do.

You should shit. Oh, bullshit. Bullshit. Anyone you can do, you have a casing mode? Yes. You can do those stealth. Bullshit. You tell me how to rob that fucking bank.

You can do it. I've seen it done. Trust me. You can do four stores. All right, four stores might be a little bit tougher, but I know you can do it i've seen it done trust me in the way but i do for stores are right for four store you might be a little bit tougher but i know i know you can do the bank in the jory store for sure but i don't know i did the jory store we did it stealth what triggers i have played what triggers the cops the triggers everything pretty much

everything you ask me that question triggers the car uh... uh... civilians in the city with your mask on the street they'll double trigger cops getting too close to a security guard and also if you knock out a security guard like silently you have to then get on their radio and respond to people because they'll be like you know what's going on billy and and see if i actually talk to someone

every now and then it is won't work they'll be like that you didn't convince the person and that is a and the kill tree for the leadership i the camera sees you cops so wait if that's a paddling if the security guard's out code Do you have to just babysit the buddy and keep just one? It's just one time and then or if you Smash glass. They'll hear that you smash in glass out of the street and then they call it got or fire a gun

You even if no one sees it someone will hear the gun shot somewhere. Yeah, so they're here drill So like the jewelry one you have to like, like there's some security guards walking around behind the building. So you send someone back there, they throw their mask on, they wait till the security guard has their back turned, knock them out, get on the radio, say, oh, everything's okay, don't worry about me. They have another guy out in front who takes care of the,

takes care of the civilians out front. So he throws a mask on, kills everyone to get down, everyone gets down, you tie them up, then once you have everyone outside tied up and the guys in the back taking care of, then you rush the store two in the back, two in the front, tell everyone to get down, everyone gets down, you tie them up, then once you have everyone outside tied up and the guys in the back taken care of, then you rush the store two in the back, two in the front till everyone to get down, a security guard tries to shoot you, you knock him out, get on his radio,

then you basically tell the guys okay, and then you tie every single person up, and then you can rob the store. And then you just shoot all the cops and they're coming in the front door. That's what happened to everything. Like a river, it's like the burly brawl. It's like a pouring in, you're like, where the fuck are all these cops coming in the front door. That's what happened to everybody. Because they're coming in like a river. It's like the burly brawl. It's like a pouring in.

And you're like, where the fuck are all these cops going? It was me, Joel and Andrew Pantin actually playing pretty much nonstop this week. You two have got to recall, you got to do a less play. I put it up as a walkthrough. I know we actually talked a raid about that today. Because there are, like, getting through those things stealth is the hardest thing to do. But I know people are looking for those guys.

Gantzud's stealth with Gavin playing too. That would never work. That would be an emergency. I'm good at stealth games when I'm on my own. I'm playing a lot of games. I'm playing a lot of games. Because you play Hitman. I've been playing a lot of Blacklist as well.

You do it stealth up to a point and then things fall to shit and then you start shooting everything you can see. Blacklist is so fucking hard. It's really hard to see. It's harder than other games. Wait, I'm playing a lot of games. And I'm like on the first, oh, on the second level, I'm like, what the fuck, how do I do this?

And I'm not even on the hardest difficulty, I'm unrealistic, but I'm perfectionist. I thought about doing real listening, but I was like, I'll just do normal. I'm normal, it's hard. Yeah, there's moments where I get all the way to the end and I'm doing it perfect. And the thing about that is you can do different kind of trees,

you can do combat where it's just like, go spamther and assault. Yeah, assault. And panther is like, you're killing people, but you're not, you're doing it, you know, silently. And then there's ghosts, which is, though to get the best score and ghost, you don't interact with any, right?

So every objective you do, it will say how many people you haven't detected you. And I play every level like that first, where I'm like, oh, I don't get to the objective, it's like 10 people, didn't detect you, it's like, you get to the next one. And then some prick would attack me, and then the end of the head, I just end up

just blasting my way through. That's ruined everything that I did. I'll start drinking. And then it's like, when you've been drinking a little bit, it's like, forget ghost, it's out the window. And then again, then you start trying to play like, Panther or Salt, like your little fucking silence gun, does it hold very much, it's like 30 bullets?

I fucking shot a dude like seven times he didn't die. he didn't die how the hell did I put seven bullets in that guy and then there's the heavies where you can't shock them and you can't gas them you actually have to go hand to hand with them or shoot them in the face it's hard yeah moral a story it's a hard game it's really I'm really agreeing with you saying splinters on blacklist is indeed hard as fuck but I'm happy that it's hard it's making me play every level like 20 times yeah you look at it and you're like what did I miss what did I do wrong like have to revisit reanalysed everything let me read this book or sell is Ashley's game she went undefeated in the like launch for the game

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So, blacklist is, okay, I'm glad to hear that it's not just me who thought it was super important. I still have not played Spice versus Smirks. Do we play that? I played that today for the first time. That is so much fun. By me who thought it was super. I will say, I still have not played Spies vs. Smirks. Do we play that? I played that today for the first time. That is so much fun. I was terrible. By the way, you were really good for someone

who's playing it for the first time. You should have seen the Let's Play. We did the other day, where it was three. It was two versus two. We were all just fumbling, really. Like really crap. And I'm sure if it's because we take to work. For me, we say that.

Why? For me, we say that first day. Same day? Or do you do a Let's Play and then do a let's play with on it Like if we could like test it that way Sorry, I mean as you're saying Gavin you guys got me thinking about that Well, I was saying the sniper is a big help if you haven't got already I was asked one more thing it was question at

The adults at RTX they did a tournament with with T squared who's one of their spokespeople who takes alpha brain I think they were doing a halo tournaments. Yeah, I really yeah We had him on the same thing with the it's some of their spokespeople who takes Alpha Brain. I think they were doing Halo tournaments. Yeah, really. Yeah, we had him on stage. We had some of the achievementer guys versus him and some crowd members. How did that go? I had never seen it. It was fun.

It was pretty cool. I don't actually, the sponsor to guide comes RTX, like a fan, someone won a contest. So we ended up doing some competitions with all of us. And it was good back and forth, those fun times. Those guys, people are so good at Halo. Like shooting games, I just, I can't do it. I just, like, the one thing I like about Payday,

what is raining here, the thing I like about Payday is I, I'm a, like, the class I play is mastermind, which is basically you keep everyone else up. It's basically the medic class kind of thing, where it's like, you have the ability to get people to get down, like, you know, I tell people, like, you don't get down and you time up. And then you also have the ability, like, you're super special

is you can shout at someone who's down and don't get up. So like, if someone gets down across the way, I can yell at them. Like a teammate. Yeah. You can shout at someone. Yeah. It sounds like a lot of red versus blue. That's like, that's his idea of like, medical help is yelling at someone to like get back up from their injury. That came, that came is so much fun. Joe and I were playing, or no, Andrew and I were playing. And at one point, like we were in the middle of the night

and some dude jumped in our party. We were level like mid 30s, like maybe 31, 32s, someone like that. A guy jumped in our party who was level 99. The dude was a tank. It was like not as well, you just had four wheels or a tread. Like this dude, he was just walking down hallways

and just taking out everybody around. Did he have C4? He, I think, he may have. The question we had, or the missions He was just walking down hallways and just taking out every body of the RC4. The missions we had didn't require RC4, but it was just like just get behind that guy and let him take all the damage. You know, it's a funny joke, do you play in a game where someone has RC4? And the game lasts like 30 seconds. It's so good. It's like you walk in the back, you go get down, get down, and then the guy goes, boom, save some open, let's go. The bank requires five minutes of drill anyway. the thermal drill always takes five minutes no matter

What what is c4 used for it's safes? Yeah, but yeah, whatever mission we were doing it was like I was like what the hell just have a guy said I had c4 Yeah, I'm not like no We played around a bit with that with the podcast crew. Oh really last week. I had it sent out Checked out all right trying to figure out it's it's a bit too long trying to figure out it was a different group was me and Gus and Jordan branded Yeah, so it was a really different group. No, there's no system link play Yeah, I had to find people who had their their gamer profiles with them right. Yeah, so At the beginning of the let's play brand new is somehow I think I'm not the first person you had in mind for this

Somehow I think I'm not the first person you had in mind for this System like is nonexistent these are we're playing rainbow six biggest two right now I'll game the came out what like 2006 or something and there's system link in the multiplayer options like All they doesn't get rid of the lag though. No, yeah, there's still lag is there system link in Blacklist, I don't think there is right. It's all actually we tried to do a let's play when you aren't there Yeah, and we couldn't because the servers were down. Even though, no, I was there. I was trying to get it. All right, we were able to play.

And yeah, yeah, yeah. All the, in the same room, we couldn't because they're servers. Six of us in the same room and we couldn't play. But I watched your payday, Let's Play, and it was funny. And you get a bunch of crap in the comments. Dude, okay, from the audience, this why don't you get about our audience?

Yeah. Because I'm not you, first of all. I'm not the funny British is why don't understand people don't like it if we're different in one in one game as we are in another game like why do we have to be the exact same in the exact same mood every single video like yeah that like that let's play I was just I was acting goofy as hell because that game was legitimately fun yeah I was having a lot of fun playing that game. I mean, they come from the front.

You just do whatever you want to do. Yeah, it sounds like. I mean, also, it's one of those things where I know I'm not that good as far as headshots and shooting people and stuff. So I'm like, screw it, I'll stay in back and let them do all the hard work and I'll help everyone else out.

So I'll just run around being goofy and shit. And but I cut so much more for that. Why is Jack being like this? It's like, because that's Jack. That's how he was being. And that was that. I was enjoying myself. I people like, why is Jack being like this? It's like, because that's Jack, and that's how he was being. And that was that. I was enjoying myself. I was having a good time.

The audience doesn't get to say how we act in our videos. That's not something they have, right? So, well, they can criticize. They can criticize. They do a great job of criticizing, trust me. I was amazed by it. I was like, Jesus. Yeah.

People are pretty vicious. YouTube commenters, man, like, I don't know. It seems like the internet has gotten more and more negative over the last five years. I can say that it seems like the longer anything lasts, like as especially the more popular it gets, it seems to skew younger, honestly. Like any platform, like dig was that way

and some other, I don't wanna call anybody out, but other forms are clearly just skewing younger. And you can watch, it's like, they all go through the same cycles, and then people move on to something else. Unread it in particular, people when I was talking to the patch about where I get some of my gaming news,

I talked about the gaming subreddit, and I was like, don't go to the gaming subreddit, go to the games subreddit, it's a different one. And that's the best example I get to show you that is like, gaming is the auto-subscribed subreddit on Reddit and it's started off as gaming discussions and then it devolved

into just memes. Just pictures of videos. Just pictures and people holding the game like look what I got it's like you had 60 bucks great. And you bought a game. You know, then you go to the games and it's like comments on like here's information about like the new of cutting shaders in this new engine you know and things like that. And it's that discussion and it's like comments on like, here's information about like the new, upcoming shaders in this new engine, you know, and things like that. And it's that discussion and it's like, it is interesting that people have to do that. They have to like carve themselves away

from very visible stuff to get into a normal discussion because a longer something exists, it eventually, it's just the rule of the internet because younger people and the younger go the more time they have and they don't have anything else to do, they just take it over. And it's just a function of spare time, is what it is. And then it like slowly evolves into like,

you know, something else. That's like the whole free to play argument. I mean, we talked about this a little bit on the patch, but it's like, you know, people would lose their minds about micro transactions and free to play. And it's just like, the older you get, the more you're comfortable with that stuff. Like, if Battlefield 4 came out,

and you could spend $15 to unlock every weapon in the game, but there was still an option where if you wanted to play through the whole game and just unlock all weapons slowly through progression, right, I would be 100% okay with that. If someone wants to spend the money do that, I'm fine with that.

But do you worry about the unbalanced aspect in multiplayer? But no, that's the thing, because anyone can get to that point, and this is gonna take a while. So it's kinda like, how is it unbalanced? Like what if you have two level one players, right? And you're in like your new level one hopper for the game.

And your first level one player doesn't have any of those guns, yet we have other level one players who have more powerful guns because they played for it. Or they played for it. I guess they could separate that out there. They could detect what ones are born. Also theoretically, someone who buys guns probably won't be as skilled as someone who earned that gun.

Right, but I'm talking like early on. Yeah, yeah, but even so, but it's like, you know, you're gonna work harder and you're gonna become a better player because you're facing people that have tougher stuff. It's like, but it's still frustrating. You can tell yourself that, but it's frustrating. It's frustrating, yeah. But getting beat up as a kid would be like, this is gonna give me character down the road and you're new.

It's rude. That's all it is, man. It's the Rudy effects. It is fun having baddest stuff that everyone else, like, you know, I split this out a lot. Jesus Christ. I had the drone and you didn't, and I was just flying that drone.

I just had to crash into it. But it's only all about three games that kind of get my bearings. Like, okay, I know what I'm doing now. Like, so it's like, all right. I highly recommend, uh, split it so blacklist. Even though Michael Einstein isn't in it, which I'm very sad about.

Yeah, and Sam Fisher looked completely different now for him. He looks like Commander Shepard to me. Yeah. He's looked different in every single game. No, I guess so. Maybe the first three, it was consistent Sam Fisher look. But all the others, he's completely different. We got older in older than younger and then older.

Yeah, like I thought he was older in conviction than he is now. He looked older in conviction. Yeah, and he was absolutely, he looked really old. It was like, you're the old dog, you know. And in this game, reference to stuff that happened in conviction now i think i think it's really old those like you're the old dog we know that in this game reference to stuff that i'm in conviction like you would have passed and in double agent he was a haggard looking with a shaved head uh...

i don't know but yeah i would love to do some payday stuff like you i think if you really focused on this game you actually have a lot of fun with it as far as the actual like sort of planning phase and i want to do what jetless to do it too because he was in the last play this yeah because it's one of the it's one of the things where it's like, you know, if you go into it, it just, you know, balls out, just like acting stupid, you're gonna, it's gonna be, you know, just run and gun the whole damn time.

Yeah, but if you actually plan it out, like, that's the, that's the most fun I have. It's hard to plan it. Yeah. If you can get four people in the same room talking together and be like, okay, all right, I'll three, everyone go and go, you know, I'll get to you when you walk a certain, yeah, but it's still like I'll do it Everything finds you like you're literally standing there casing things out and a security guard bumps into you and you're like oh Yeah, there you go. Oh no, it's been alerted. I mean it's like it's tricky

But I remember the first time Joel and I got one stealth. We got the jewelry store stealth It was just like this is so awesome Like you feel like a god It's like everyone's down here's taking all the joy right? You can do that like that your escape car never god. It's like everyone's down here is taking all the jewelry in front of them. Like that your escape car never left and it's like, oh yeah. Do it a mission where you don't have to fight.

You think that should be a very rare occurrence. Oh no, that's where you're achieving associated with it? Yes, there is one. There is one to get four bags of jewelry in the escape car before the cop show up. Yeah, which is basically doing it stuff. When it all erupts into a just a fight against the cops, is it fun?

It's fun. It's hard mode at that point, because they get bigger and bigger and bigger. By the end of it, there's like juggernauts running in with like full armor suits and stuff. Yeah, Pade does get a little repetitive in that sense. What I mean, it's fun to try the same things. I mean, I enjoy the repetitiveness as far as trying to, like, okay, what do we mess up on last time?

Let's fix that and get better at this time. There is a mission that I have yet to get all the way through and that's the paintings one. And I've tried the paintings one once. Have you done the meth one? No. The meth one's fun. You actually have to, like, you get into this house as a meth house

and you have to cook meth and then actually take the meth and then it's like a three day event. And so depending on how much meth you cook, you get more money at the final payday on the third day. Yeah, there are some that are interesting where it's multiple missions for one overall payday. No.

Like, you do three days. The most I've done has two days. I did the one where you move the Coke and then you deliver the Coke to the boat. Yeah. I think, yeah, that's rats. I believe this is what it's called. It's called a watchdog. Watchdog, yeah.

Yeah, I did. I played a lot of this game. Because it's funny, first game in a long time, I played a lot of it. You can always see, you can see anywhere on your HUD, you can see like through walls, when a drill goes down, and you have to restart a drill. But you can also see like your package is like your Coke, and there's this big Duffelback's full of Coke,

and then you'll see one of them like lean up, and then start walking away, because the cops taking it, and you're like, fuck, you're not fucking taking that. Like you hunt the guy down and shoot him. Nothing, nothing's worse than that, or, or, you know, that you taking that. Like you hunt the guy down and shoot him. Nothing's worse than that or, you know, that's always fun to watch the, the Coke slowly running away. But also on that same mission,

where you have to throw the Coke into a boat at one point. If you miss, the Coke responds on the other side of the map. Fuck that, I'm gonna fence again. Uh, yeah, I think so. Yeah, forget that. Did you notice on the fence you throw it over the fence? Yeah. That's the best thing to do.

I'm good at that. I have to get on that with a dumpster to do it. Again, that's the best thing to do. I'm good at that. I have to get on that with a dumpster to do it. Again, that's my thing. It's like, I love the skill base games. It's like, okay, what are you good at? You can find your role in that. I'm sort of the scout slash mastermind type player

where I can go, I'll run out, I'll get the stuff thrown away, and then run back and help out. But when it comes to killing stuff, I'm not good at that. One thing I always do for the patch is every time we cover one game that kind of snuck by, that people didn't play. And I know people, not a lot of people are playing Payday too. Well, it's hard to find.

Yeah, it's hard to find. Well, that was digital, Xbox at least. Is it a PlayStation Tunnels? Yeah, it was actually day one on PlayStation. I have it on both PC and I have it on Xbox. Just because it was available on PC. It was hard to find, yeah, I got a steam, you could have bought it instantly.

Steam, and PlayStation. And steam is even by a four pack, I think, for, I wanna say, like, 90 bucks. Yeah, one of the, I know it's coming, but man, Microsoft's really gotta get with the times. And they were, I think they were trying to. I think that was the whole point of the Xbox One. Just a day one digital, so I'm talking about it.

We're gonna follow a rabbit hole talking about that stuff. Yeah, well, I'm a day one. The day one digital is gonna come with Xbox One, right? Is it everything gonna be day one digital? what I'm talking about. We're gonna follow our rabbit hole talking about that stuff. Well, I'm the day with Steve behind the curve on that stuff. Day one digital is gonna come with Xbox One, right? Isn't everything gonna be day one digital? I think they announced that. Yeah, I can't even, who can even keep it straight anymore? I hope it comes with a controller at this point.

You know, it's like, you're the rumble controller. Yeah, that's a bad-ass controller. You know, it's just like, you never, it's hard to keep it all straight because it changes day by day. You know, I wonder, I'm curious to see, Microsoft seems to be in a very reactive phase. I'm curious to see, Microsoft seems to be in a very reactive phase. I'm curious to see how they react to Sony doing

a very intelligent thing and giving all the GameStop managers. I heard a rumor that GameStop managers were also now getting an Xbox One as well. Yeah. I don't know if that's actually true or not. They should totally do it. I mean, I know it's going to be a copy in Sony. That's a smart move that Sony did.

Having those GameStop managers have it. You know what we did one time when we were selling it, GameStop. There's a bunch of actually red versus blue polos that are in the lobby right now because we printed out red versus blue polos and gave them all to all the GameStop managers. And they also have the GameStop logo on the sleeve. Yeah, and it says, Red versus Blue under the Rushi logo. It's a pretty, it's the only shirt like that. They show up on eBay because Game stop managers would sell them sometimes but we did that

because then they'd wear it to work and it was an approved shirt because it's a game stop on it and but they also had red verse blue in it so it would advertise the show the DVDs that they were selling in the store we don't sell DVDs at GameStop anymore because they don't sell DVDs. One year though had the idea that GameStop managers would always talk about how they would play stuff in the story And they like to play Red versus Blue, but it was something they couldn't play because of the language in it So we made a version of one of the seasons that had all the like the words cut out or bleeped And there was like a safer work version of Red versus Blue and we gave away a copy of that to all the GameStop managers and

Kind of like the unwritten thing was that they played at work you know and then the people would be in gave so what's that then they go by it and the sub-titled one of those ones yeah and they said they were then the because then we sub-titled it because they also turned down right so I'm playing over things people still know what it was and uh... yeah we can like circumvented the system a little bit there of a store advertising because we knew they would play it the work that pretty pretty well. So yeah, I got a second thought about those in a long time. Yeah, Joel is putting me right now about payday by the way. Oh, is he he's playing. We didn't talk about Steve Balmer. I'm not gonna step down to CEO of the Microsoft. I read a stat that said when he took over his CEO of Microsoft, that the company was worth. What was it? I said 900 billion. Is that possibly correct?

900, I think it was maybe 900 billion. That does seem like, now that I'm saying the number, it seems crazy. It seems like an oil company. Yeah. When it took over, it was worth like, the company was worth like 900 billion. And the day of his resignation, it was worth 232 billion. Jesus. Yeah, so that's a big, big drop it was worth 232 billion. Jesus. Yeah, so that's a big, big drop. 50% drop, yeah.

Yeah, more than that, yeah. Or, yeah. 66, that's a good value of a company that much. That's like a bajillion dollars. Yeah, I was like, it's getting close to a trillion dollars. Well, no one can buy it. I'm totally working from them around that. I'm sure someone can give me the actual one.

How much is Apple worth right now? Apple's worth a shitload. I think that's about two grand. Multiply that by whatever. I'm sorry, man, me the actual number Apple worth right now Apple's worth shitload I have about two grand Don't multiply that by whatever. I'm sorry, man. I smashed the screen on mine. I smashed mine too Yeah, I both have smashed We're gonna the Apple store I do this thing where I had my iPhone like this and here's my laptop I'm on like this and I was like dude to do and I fumbled it I was like oops, I gotta catch my iPhone and it smashed into my laptop scream and shattered my screen

I was Apple's ideal situation. One of the own products breaks the other one and then you have to pay for it. I said it was like sibling rivalry. You know, it's like it smashed and now I have this big crack. Do what, what? So I've got it right here. When Obama became CEO, Microsoft had a market value

of $604 billion. $600, not $900. Now Microsoft's market value is two hundred sixty nine billion dollars every year half is valued and the six hundred and that's the sixth thing thirty thirty five billion dollars down and when you announce i mean the the worst part like the salt in the wound is he announces his resignation and the stock rises seven percent

that that's not i you know whatever you think about Bomber, the market rewards change, and they reward corrections. Like, when they lay off 400 people and close down a branch, their stock goes up. Right, but you can attribute that to lowered expenses, lowered cost. It's just a change. It's a change, like we're making a correction, and I think that's people's attention, right? Typically, the stock market will reward that. Yeah.

This is only Microsoft's, or once he has a replacement, this will only be their third CEO in their history, correct? With Bill Gates, Steve Balmer, and now. And then who's the guy who's the guy who's the guy? Can you see that, like crack on my screen? Look at that. Yeah, that is not a desktop background. Yeah, it crack.

Yeah, that's a huge, like Gavin, he has like a circle in it. You can see where my phone hit in the top left. Oh, yeah, look at that. Yeah, and then it just Brits all across it's kind of pretty I hit mine in the middle the crack went to every corner And now the pixels are dying in light strips away from the crack So I can barely see the screen at this point. Are you set up the new Mac pros the the trash can Mac I'm gonna get one absolutely one of those coming out. I'm a moving. I'm moving all back to PC Who's like and for gaming and seeing that? I'm really excited. Don absolutely. What are those coming out? I'm moving all back to PC. Is it, and for gaming and seeing that,

I'm really excited that it's like a tiny little bin. I saw, fuck what it looks like. It's been a long time ago about how desks don't incorporate enough technology. Go ahead. I saw a picture of a desk today on Reddit. It's like basically a desk with a clear, like Plexiglass top, and then your PC components go in the desk.

Oh, that's cool. So computers in the desk got like spilters, so your speakers and ports built into it. So I then like through the comments I found the site that was selling it and you can customize it. So you could put up to two PCs in it. Wow. And the desk is like 1700 bucks. How much RAM would be in your desk?

I don't know. 32 gigs? I support it. I can't do that question so seriously. I don't know. You're talking 3DR2? I'm working really going to buy that. That seems like a total waste of money to me. I wouldn't buy it, but I like the idea. Like the desk is serving another function. I feel like the desk is just something dumb that sits there. So does the desk just have one plug from it and then you can plug a wheel peripherals into the desk That's just I would do that just for the plugs alone plugs It is for the plugs. Yeah, like this like plugs. Breaking this doesn't upset me at all. I've had this laptop For three years now there'll be three years probably November that I will have this laptop I'm almost making three years and so it like, that to me is like an acceptable amount

of time to have a more like 700 bucks a year though. Yeah, but 700 bucks a year, like two bucks a day. And I use this thing about eight hours a day because I use it for all my work and my writing and all that stuff. Not my editing, I can't edit on this thing. It's a MacBook Air. I edit on my Macbook.

I make slime on guys on the Macbook. Get the hell out of here, do you really? Yeah, you probably have a newer one than I do that. I do, I also, it has Thunderbolt, and I just edit straight from a Thunderbolt drive, which is really fast. Yeah. And that's all it is really, it's just drive speed.

Yeah. Mine only goes slow when I either open applications or use applications. There you go. Just don't do that. See how we talk, we never go slow. It's like, you're looking awesome, man. Yeah, it's super fast.

My phone is a sack of shit as well now at this point. It lasts about a morning, the battery lasts about four hours, and when it gets to nine, eight percent turns off. You know, I went through and I found a solution where when you first, when this thing would go to sleep and you'd open it, it had this thing where you had to wait for about 15 seconds before you could do anything. Because it's dumping when you're active RAM into the SSD, right?

It was because the big selling point for the MacBook Air was that it had a 30 day battery life, and to achieve that, they would immediately dump everything you were working on in active RAM, save it to the hard drive, and then shut everything down. And so they could have that 30 day battery set. Which only gives a shit about it. But it was like you could go in the console

Which is basically you know command prompt for Macintosh of raffle and you could modify in a config file that don't go to sleep unless it's been shut down for like 24 hours Okay, and so I did that and it's attainlessly would boot up every single time you like completely change the One of the points I had about the laptop was that I make fun of it But it also finally for more updated. Oh, did they yeah, where that doesn't happen anymore? And I saw I I went on Mac Gavin's laptop and I solved that problem for him and it really bothered him Never said thank you. Just didn't even acknowledge you dick. You fight. It didn't work You didn't do it either you sent me the link and I think I did it wrong. Oh

I did not do it for you. Oh. I thought I did it for you. I'll fix it for you. Thank you. Thank you for breaking your record. Yeah, you ungrateful piece of shit. All right. Not thanking you for the thing I didn't do. Well, we're not about time.

We got to wrap up here. But also, what I'm excited about, the new iPhone, potentially has 128 gigs of storage in it. Hey, how are we hearing about the new iPhone? Are they making an announcement? No, it's a leaked Macro. This is a leaked Macro version. Press event is September 10th.

You want to get a fight about that? Yes. I was right by the way. You were right. I was right. What? You were right. Our old like two-year-old argument. About the iPhone 5 and there was two specs given for the iPhone 5. And I made a comment which I was compelled to make just now,

which is I actually believe leaks about the iPhone 5 because usually when they happen they all have always turned out to be correct. And Gus at that time said well, that's not always true, because there's two specs given for the iPhone 5 that have been leaked. And I'm going, the iPhone 5's not even out. And so the argument was, he was disproving what I said by telling me that there was something leaked

that wasn't true, but that thing hadn't come out yet. Somebody animated it online. My brain hurts is what you not what you just said. Yeah. The short version is, I was right. No, the short version of your faulty logic and you got luck. Your gum has really melted and are award by the way.

Oh, that is so gross. I can't believe it's got dust on it and blint. Is it a heat that melted it? I don't know. So packed four days this year. Is it a packed, come see us? What's up, me? pack four days this year. Is it a packs comeceus when you... What's up mean? Did it actually melt?

I guess it's an isolation of the vast. Did it actually melt? We're going to be at packs and booth 65,09, which is a six floor. Our panel is at 1 p.m. Friday in the main ballroom. Comeceus and look at our question of not allowed... Or our board of not allowed to wipe word for that. I'll be at the Game stop Expo wandering around.

I'm not, we don't have a booth or anything. I'm just gonna be there hanging out. So that's in Vegas, I'll be there for that. Gavin's gonna be at the booth that packs the entire time. So if you want a signature, just come by, he'll be there signing autographs the entire time. Have fun buddy.

Have fun with that, it's gonna be good. All right, all right. Well thanks for watching everyone. We'll be back with the patch on Wednesday and another episode of RT Podcast next Monday. Bye. Thanks for watching, everyone. We'll be back with the patch on Wednesday and another episode of RT Podcasts next Monday. Bye! I'm a dog tank. Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way.

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