Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #234

Episode Date: September 3, 2013

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It's like what image do you have the packet Patrick Stewart like from what movie? What's probably X-men? Yeah? I have though there the read the meme worries or not red meme, but the reason is like what the fuck? Yeah, that's my image of every time I think about him. So that was early 90s, that was what 20 years ago. You see somebody saying you're like, wow, they're really, really old. Weird. I was supposed to be from 20 years ago. Yeah, but you see the image in your head though is 20 years old, and then you actually see somebody.

And you're like, well, I guess I haven't really seen them in like eight years. That's why I would suck to go into a coma for like 20 years. And you could have been out of this. It'd be so hard to get used to everyone again. It'd be like memorizing their faces again. How about losing eight years of your life? Yeah. That one seems a little bit more important than being like, is that Gavin?

Yeah, it's Gavin. You regress, I think when you're in a coma, I think you lose basic skills. Like what? Walking. Um, well, you're mostly like, actually I think you lose basic skills. Like what? Walking. You're mostly actually... You're mostly actually... You used to be such a good child. A child whistle anymore.

Hey, don't joke about that. I can't whistle. It's serious. Can you really not whistle? I can't whistle. At all. I mean, I guess I should prove it, but what will happen to free days? Yeah, I can't do it. I can't do it.

So, I can't really whistle basic and I'll work here. I can't do it. So, I can't use whistle-based again. I can't do it. Really? So, is that like, better thing to tell you back in life? Yeah, when I was a kid, it was like, whistling. They're all like, oh, I'm happy because I'm whistling. What's a basic skill that you don't. Can't juggle for-

Is that really basic skill? No, I'm a believer. I'm down for two. I can't juggle. Juggling is one of those skills that I think is impressive. Because you can, because some people just can't do it and some people can.

You can practice them. You can learn. I can practice all day and I'm gonna be able to juggle. I bet you can. I bet you can. I wouldn't make this bet with you but then you just wouldn't do it. You just, not practice.

You just can't do it. You can't do it. I also can't determine different tastes. You've said this before, we've talked about this. Like things don't taste different to you. Things like that. You drink Coke and you drink Pepsi, and it's the same. No, no, it's worse than that.

Worse than that? It's like, I can taste differences, but I just can't class them. I guess someone's, eat some food. Oh, okay. Wow, that's really sweet. I'll be like, yeah, show, I guess. Like literally sweet.

He can't taste like, he wouldn't be able to describe sweet as being something different about a food. He, what about sour? Cause that's like a punch in the face. Yeah. Yeah, I got that one now. Like he can bite a lemon and you're like, oh, what's, what's bitter then?

I was gonna ask bitter, this can be my next one. I don't know what that is. It's like a black or sweet. It's like a black or sweet. Yeah. A lot of it's like, what kind of face do you make just by eating it? Like better. Is that how you determine how something tastes? Yeah. Well, no, it's a backwards way of doing it.

It's like a mirror. Yeah, he's like walks around like, hmm, stick. Oh, I like this. That's pretty good. I like it. But in my basic skill, I think that I guess I learned that I don't have is we did a, we did a series of vines, Gavin, Barb and I. Those were fucking awesome.

Thanks, we had fun making them. And it's hard to write something that's like set up and paid off in six seconds, but we were, I was having trouble connecting with Vine as a platform. It's like Instagram bothers me now more than ever. We always bitch about it. It's fucking so sweet. Instagram bothers me more than ever now because now when i'm going through twitter and somebody has an instagram link i click it expecting a picture and then i

get somebody talking yeah and i've to turn my phone down really quick sucks yet they need to differentiate between a video stop muted vitzagram did not buy default meet them like vine i feel like i'm like playing them by accident or something to you i don't like that Vines muted by default. Like I get it. I get it. I get it.

If you're clicking watching, now I gotta go back and watch this again. Yeah. The good news is when you unmute it, it does restart it. Oh, it does. When you follow a lot of porn stars, you're very grateful for the fact that some of them are muted. I can see that. Yeah. In a public place.

I bet. I bet. But this podcast is spot to you by. When we were shooting, I had there was one in particular where we did the milk challenge Yeah, in a public place. I bet. I bet. But I learned. This podcast is spot to you by. When we were shooting, I had those one in particular where we did the milk challenge, and Gavin was displaying the rules and was displaying the rules. We drink our entire gallon of milk, spoiler, by the way, if you haven't seen it.

There's a four-second spoiler that I just gave you. And I had to, to like, communicate that we had already drank the entire gallon. Barb, like, it has hers like this, and she has a little bit of milk on her face and I burp. And I learned that burping literally on a beat, like on command, really difficult. Like if you have to make yourself burp, you can just do it.

But if I say like when the clock hits 12, you have to burp right then. I just couldn't do it. Three, two, one. Yeah. Yeah, I can't do that either. Just, I'm down three. Yeah, I can't do that. We actually start off with barb burping and she couldn't do it. I was like, fuck, I gotta, let me one. Uh. Yeah. Yeah, I can't do that either. So now I'm down three. Yeah, I can't do that. We actually started off with bar burping,

and she couldn't do it. I was like, fuck, I gotta, let me just do it. And I'll do it. And then we did like 15 takes. You would mess it up every time, and then do a tremendous butt between takes. I don't know how you do it. Yeah, we just like, I saw you guys working on that.

Like you basically went in the conference room, and like hid yourselves for a while, and I just went out into the break room and there was just like, for like gallon milk things. Like it was like, you guys had poured the milk out though. So just like in any container you could find, you just filled up all of the milk.

Because buddy was like, just throwing out there. Anyone want some milk? Yeah. Yeah, I'll take some. Yeah, I forgot about that. Guys, did anybody want milk and jack goes, yeah, I'll take free milk. Yeah, it's free.

Oh, yeah, where's the cookies? But how much is milk? A couple of dollars? You don't know how much milk costs? I buy organic milk, and it's more expensive. But if you had a guess. I was organic milk. It was?

Yeah. 350? Yeah. What was that? For a gallon? Like 450 each. Yeah. 450. I also don't know either how many points in a gallon

um a good number you're embarrassing all of us I think I want to say 16 16 points in a gallon how's it oh this is a half point you're right this is a half pie I think eight points in a gallon what's the half I'm a half point oh well it ain't uh I did this is a half point I was in at school when you're in elementary school in the US. They give you the square cartons of milk, and those are half-pints. So that's my frame of reference. I'm also saying it's this big,

it's probably this big when I was this tall, but so it's probably actually like miniature like that. Karen wanted to let us know that there's 16 cups in a gallon, even though nobody has. 16 cups in a gallon. How many cups in a gallon? Chinatown. All right. It's a cup measurement. It's a in a gallon? Chillin' up. All right.

You know, actually, it's a really cool thing about Google is if you just type in like how it does the calculation for you on the fly. How many gallons in a butt load? How many? There is actually a butt load as a measurement. Is it really? Yeah. A butt load as a beauty.

You don't have water butts. No, we don't have a water butt. Wait, it's where you collect water in your garden and then you use it for. Man, I read a scary article that makes me think I'm gonna need one of those in my life. We call them cisterns here, by the way. That's what I don't want bad. That's the thing on the top of a toilet.

Well, the same concept. Tank of water that hangs out into you need it. What are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, sometimes you need water. Why are you laughing? Cause you said toilet, and you have to make your life better. You have to think on the back of a toilet

is any similar to a device that collects water from the sky. It's a sea. If it's a toilet outside and the lid's on. You could go to the toilet. It's a tank that sits there and typically a sister in is elevated so that it can use gravity to deliver the water. That's exactly what the tank on the back of a toilet does.

You know you can drink the water out of the back of a toilet. Yeah, I mean I mean I drink any water you want Well, you can't yeah, you can physically drink it, but no, it's okay to drink water the back of a toilet It is I don't even drink tap water because it's nasty really really What do you do to that stuff Austin sucks for water? Austin does kind of suck listen, no it doesn't doesn't. It does. Shut the fuck up. You did a test, you were like, you came in all smug with two. One was from the fridge through the filter, and one was from the tap.

And you were like, oh, which one's which? And I smelled one, I was like, that's the tap water. And you were like, this is from the guy who can't taste bitter. Who can't physically taste bitter. I just can't, class, I have taste, I have different tastes, like, Ming Water and lovely water. So what do you do? You run awesome tap water through like a brida filter?

I do. That would use a brida pitcher, endorsing brida. Sure, fine. Are there any other ones that just pure makes a filter? Yeah. I can't tell the difference. I'm one of those people. I just drink so fast.

It's probably growing up in Texas that when Ben first came over from the UK, I took into the Alamo Draft套, how's to go see. What was the movie? I think it had Angelina Jolina as a spy and it had the guy that was like, they activated him. The famous scene where he hits a dude with a keyboard. And all the lettuce vibes, it's called, what the fuck is that movie called? The one where she's Russian or something.

Nope, that's not salt, that's salt. It's before that, that, it's like an action movie. Alright, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, what a fuck you thought of it thanks Gavin I think she was in that and uh yeah I forgot she was in it too but uh I think Ben to go see that at Alamo and they gave us those um they gave us those cups they serve at Alamo those huge plastic cups that are like this big and at the top they're like that big around it seems like you hold it with like two hands almost and Ben he got this drink they said he ordered a coke and they set it down in front of him and he holds it literally two hands almost and then he got this drink they said it here were a coke and they said that in front of them and he holds it literally two hand that he goes it's just for one person i said

and i said yeah i go it there's actually free refills on that so go nuts and i'm used to that texas where they give me an iced here water i just will pound an entire like you know i have down water uh... you're doing that because you're thirsty i just drink fast i've always just i just drink so you're thirsty? I just drink fast. I've always just, I just drink fast. Fill your body with liquid.

No matter what it is, it can be really gross. Just drink it all at once. It's just that two seconds afterwards. Because you don't taste it while you're drinking it. Well, that's the thing, we're just going to do that one after tasting your deli. The nasty topwater thing, you taste it in your nose, like two seconds after. You know what I'm saying? What's the, I mean, not my nose.

I don't taste water in my nose. No, this is a big pot. He's taste. It's's big part of your taste I think it's a huge part mine. Yeah, we're just avoiding You said you heard a sea you takes me a picture where it was from the patch and it was it was a shot of you But just my entire nose like coming in the It's a single shot of me in the middle. I'm in the center of the table, and I'm like this explaining something,

or talking about something, give my goddamn stupid opinion about something. And in the side, like perfectly familiar side, it's just a nose, and then what he does, and like that, and the guy who put it online, it's the shot of me, and then it's like slowly, like different frames zooming in, you just see the nose.

Is that what you see all the time? Like when you look out, it's just like this thing, like always like zooming in. You just see the nose. Is that what you see all the time? Like when you look out, it's just like this thing like always like right there. I've been in every picture I've ever seen through my eyes. Your nose has been in every picture. Well I see my nose. Okay, I did the code that first time. Do I see your nose?

Do I see my nose? If I close frames in my glasses. If I close my, what like one of my eyes I see my nose. So you can't see your nose all the time, see? No. That's not a thing. No. It's a thing for me. It's right there look

Maybe I can learn to do it one day like struggling Yeah, you're lazy right Where did that come from? No, no no in terms of the water the tap water I don't care about tap water either, but if you like train yourself to be able to drink it You don't have to fill up a bitter filter again. It's so easy. Doesn't that make you lazy? Yeah, I'm trying to connect with him. Oh, yeah. It's a lazy party.

We're trying to bring this down to a lazy level. I'm lazy in some sense. It's like in my appearance, I didn't really care about. Yeah, no. Gavin is a hard person to figure out, because there's a lot of things where it's like, just can't be bothered, doesn't worry about it like uh... the the achievement hundred panel at rtx michael told the story about how dan from slo-mo guys came all the way over from

the u.k. they were hanging out together and then gavin just walked away and left him somewhere like left him somewhere this he didn't even think like oh this is my friend from the u.k. I should make sure he has a ride somewhere he just like walked away and drove off with somebody else. And was like, oops, sorry, dude. We got him out there. I'm not used to having him here. But then Gavin will also, on the flip side of that,

when he's got something to do for work or something like that, he just works like a madman and gets it done. Like you edit, you've edited up until now every single Minecraft let's play, right? Yeah. And sometimes that's up to six feeds. When's he every single Minecraft let's play, right? Yeah. And sometimes that's up to six feeds. Lindsay did one.

Lindsay did one. Sometimes it's up to six feeds that are each about an hour long and you have to edit six different and edit it down like 40 minutes, 50 minutes. I just cut down a King Ray, which is the video that ends today, but that was four hours total recording. And you wait 40 minute episodes? And you like, when you do it,

like even if you know it's just two parter, three parter, whatever, you just do it all in one go, don't you? Yeah, and then what I try and do is watch the whole thing and then determine how much I need to cut from like how long it is, and then cut it into episodes after. But yeah, I like to, I'm not lazy in the work sense, like I like to work hard,

it makes the day go fast. It's good. That's a tool making too. Yeah. But in terms of has being hassled by stuff, I just can't be bothered. Man, I'd say for a long time, I spent more time behind the camera than in front of the camera.

That was what I did. Like, the first movie I made with Matt, I wasn't in Matt. I boomed in. Not even as a cameo. Now I was a little cameo, I made it. I play a basketball player to get shot. Because we made our own story about Matt with the Shotgun Shell.

We made our own squibs. And I wouldn't tell you how we made them. And they were so dangerous that I didn't want to put them on anybody else. I would test them by wrapping a wake belt around a watermelon and setting these things off, these explodes off. And when they stopped smashing the watermelon through the wake belt, that's when I knew we had the perfect...

You see how much sand falls out, just imagine that's the blood from the person that has been... It was pretty scary. Well the worst part about it was the way the squib was designed, and this is a thing where when a person gets shot, there's that explosion and the blood that comes out, it's called a squib. And the way we designed them was that it would fire outward and break what was a condom of the blood pack in it. There's like a condom filled with kerosene and red food coloring. And the data's part was like if that's the camera right there, if you're people running the camera and like holding

bounce boards and stuff, you're basically facing a bullet. It is firing out from the person. So they would get like little, little like, piece of shrapnel from the epoxy that we used to build these things. And we're like, ooh, sorry. One guy, the guy who taught us how to make him, he didn't let it dry long enough, and actually fired a plug of epoxy that punched through a piece of drywall. Like right past everybody else who was shooting.

So when you got hit they didn't know if you were just acting really good or you're dead, right? Like there's like a spur where like man, I don't know if he's. Yeah. And when screaming go down and it was a very realistic reaction because it felt like something kicked you in the chest depending on where you were wearing this thing. Well people think the only metal is scary when it's fired from bullet-like explosives,

but anything moving fast enough will ruin anything. I once filmed a potato go through a car, and M&Ms just go through a car. The foam on the space shuttle that exploded, it was just foam, but it was going so fast, like that's what made the force so powerful that it damned. Which shuttle was that? That was not Challenger Columbia. Chall what made the force so powerful that it would shuttle was that that was not challenger columbia challenger had a ornate

yeah and it's just like i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i They think of this fly apart. It seems like I don't understand why people got so pissed off at NASA It's like how hard must it must it be to get go to space like that to me They said it was like negligence. NASA's mission was like look pretty high risk. I don't know I honestly don't remember anybody being mad at NASA. Oh, no, it was a huge. I mean yet to be deal I mean because it's a national tragedy and you know these it's that thing we always talk about where somebody actually gave me tragedy and you know these it's that thing we always talk about where somebody actually gave me a word We have faith in people smarter than you are working on the problem And so when then something blows up and a bunch of people get killed you like you guys were supposed to be you know Geniuses of doing this. Well, they said like NASA knew about the problem and they did but it's like they can't do anything Yeah, I can't rescue you. What are you gonna do? Like if you're gonna be an astronaut you should know like we mean

I knew about the problem They knew that the heat shield was damaged after it went up and they were just kind of crossing their fingers that it was going to be okay and that is soon is yeah foam like melt it off during the actual or i don't know if it was the vibrations as it was uh... uh... growing up in a space

and the foam traveled so fast even though it was so light the force damage the heat shield on the uh... was the phone part of the heat shield no phone broke off and then it hit the actual shuttle okay uh... and then whenever they came in for uh... back into the atmosphere as soon as they lost contact they knew exactly what happened there was no like oh no we what where did where's it going as soon as it went out there like he chilled failed things gone but it's like that's hard like how hard is it to go in a space

it's kind of human part of science re into the atmosphere on a man have you guys seen the trailer show the movie gravity pretty scary i listen they put out two of myself one on world's end uh... which was great the the new time in peg movie uh... you know i didn't know this you worked on Hot Fuzz.

And what is those series of movies called? Colonetto Trilogy. Do you know why I thought it was called the Coronetto Trilogy? Because they were all filmed in Coronetto, UK. That's literally what I thought until I went to see this movie. Really?

And they go, oh, I wonder where he's gonna eat a Coronetto. And I go, what? And they say, yeah, the Coronetto, because it's the cornetto trilogy. I go what does have to do with eating anything They said because the ice cream and it's called cornetto That seems way dumber to me. They named the entire trilogy after well That's just because they made the same joke twice yeah in the foot and then they figure we'll do it a Time one of it's just the funny jokes from Sean of the dead is that you guys do you want to eat from from the shop when you just go Cornetto. It's just such a throw away thing But people loved it cuz it's only a UK thing

Like I got it. When I was a place cool corner Totally they call that the core net oh trilogy. I've never heard of this ice cream called a core net oh Yeah, and yeah, I thought they filmed them in some region of the UK called Can you imagine if I went to the UK? I go what do you want to do here? So why wanna visit Coronadon? So much has happened. So the cab driver just drives you

to a Coronadon matter-fetcher. I'm in a shop eating it. What do you know what the equivalent of that is called in America? What? A drumstick. Drumstick is like fully covered though, isn't it? Yeah it is.

Coronadon is flat topped. We have those flat topped ones, but we don't eat them because they're fucking terrible. Dude, Kona is awesome. Carry me back me up. Especially with the flake. I'm with him. Yeah.

I know what you're talking about the flake. That's like folded chocolate, but they stick in ice cream. That's no good. Well, the flake. Yeah. It's just chocolate. No, it's not. Capri's flake.

I don't get patriotic in many places. Capri's great stuff. But American go toe-to-toe with any country in the world on desserts. We fucking got down there. America doesn't have to do chocolate. But you tell me, you eat a fucking brownie bottom Sunday or one of those chocolate lava cakes, multi-lava cakes with the ice cream on it.

Not to beat that, dude. The hush, she's tastes like wax and vomit. Okay, that's a double dessert. That's like 50 cents. Are you saying like America has the worst like cheap ass candy? Yeah? Well the worst cheap chocolate and what's also sadly Hershey's is not American anymore it's Dutch really sadly It's on by Nestle. Well, it's one of the Hershey's is one of those weird fucking Obama right Let's see I'm gonna make sure I'm right. But Hershey's is like, oh, like.

McCain would keep that hair. It's like a really, really American brand. Like, it's from Hershey, Pennsylvania. Yeah, let me see here. Have you had Cadbury that's made here? No. No. Is it bad?

It's made by Hershey. Oh, yeah. Like, you turn it over. There's like a Hershey thing on the back. Isn't there like a Hersheyville? There's like a special city that everyone lived in and they all worked at Hershey. I'm gonna go to bikinis, Texas bikinis, Texas thing Really when people web bikinis

Why are you gonna wear one? Why are we doing a room? Yeah, remote podcasts there right now. That sounds amazing But like was this Hersheyville is it like is there like chocolate fountains everywhere? Is every is every skip? That's what people say about, was it celebration, Florida, same thing. It was like a city made by Disney. But it's just like, it's a normal city. It's not like making sells, like walking around.

I feel like you'd be more depressed if you lived in celebration city because you'd be like, everybody's happy. I should be happy, I'm not happy. I don't think it's just a city. But he's looking confused. I'm not happy. I don't think it's just a... But he's looking confused. I'm looking at this Nestle thing. This is gross.

I found out this is a gross fact. In 2007, the Chocolate Manufacturers Association in the United States, these members include Hershey's, are Hershey's, excuse me, Nestle and Archerdanules, lobbying the Food and Drug Administration to change the legal definition of chocolate that let them substitute partially hydrogenated vegetable oils for cocoa butter

What in a dish in addition to using artificial sweeteners and milk substitutes So they took cocoa butter and milk out of chocolate Well, most only like three or five gallon right? We're established. Yeah, that's easy That like when the pizza boxes, like the oven pizzas, whatever they come with, wings, but it's felt like W-Y-N-G-Z. What? Because it's not chicken. They can't actually call it wings, because they're not wings.

What's it from? I don't know. One of the big pizza ones, it's like in the box. Yeah. That's changed the name of crab sticks to... Crab sticks. Sticks. Because it's like dolphin six.

Would you like dolphin? Listen to our knowledge of food and food administration. It's just falling apart. As time goes on, there's little trivia facts that you have in your head. You forget them, but you still say them even though you don't remember. I always keep my laptop on my lab, just in case,

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you just want to put in your mouth. I don't eat, so I don't die that week. This man. If you eat in the wrong way, it could negatively affect your life. You mean like up your butt? Or bad stuff. Okay. But if you poo in the wrong way, you're probably gonna be okay.

If you might not wanna hang out with you, but you're probably gonna live. If you poo inwards. Or how would you poo inwards? Poo upwards. If it comes out sideways. If you tried to poo upwards, or while walking. You know, like if you did that, you would probably, you'd live a normal life.

Or a normal healthy life. You can live till 80, pooing wrong. You couldn't, you never mess the ass or why did you take men dial the time? Because it pooped. Yeah, I know. I think so. Cause I'm just walking and chintin.

But if you ate wrong and if you ate and properly ate nothing but like hydrogenated vegetable oils all day long, you probably wouldn't live to like. That's probably what makes you poop wrong, too. But if you didn't sleep for a week, you probably die as well. Sleeping would be a big thing. I just want to beat that record. You think when you eat organic food,

you're like, all right, this is another three years. Like, you think it actually makes a difference trying to like shed all the vegetables. But every season is the other way around. Like, if I had a sleeve of Oreos, I'd raise like, say goodbye to a year. But if I eat like a tomato, nobody's like, giving me back anything.

Yeah, you just lose it, you know? Yeah. It's like, I'm your child, I guess. It's like Oreos. Well, I mean, what I'm said. But like, no, I'm saying like, if you eat like, like you go, you do like the burger challenge.

And it's like, you know. That would be sad. That would be sad. That would be sad, you want to order it? You're talking about cereal bowl full of Oreos? Yeah, just putting whole milk on it. Just, ah, ah, ah. He used to do that. He used to just like break up Oreos into like a bowl.

We knew a guy, Gus Jeff and I used to work with a guy who would take cookies and cream ice cream, put it in a blender and then put a sleeve of Oreos in with it and blend it up. So it's cookies and cream and Oreo. The cookies and cream, my scream. And Oreos and then he would eat that like soup with a spoon. It was a funeral.

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Choice, go to audiblepodcast.com slash RT. That's audible podcast.com slash RT. So I just got Game of Thrones on on on on I'm starting to read it or starting to listen to it. It's a lot easier than like finding the time to actually sit down and hold a book. I just agree. If you're in this situation where you can focus and listen to someone reading a book in your ear, you could just be reading the book. Okay. That's right. That's right. I said it jogging. All right, you got me Yeah, but you know I was fast. I know how Gamm would miss that because Gamm doesn't drive. Yeah, so It's interesting because someone else is driving you. Yeah, where do you like where do you think of most of your slow-mo Guys ideas like how do those come to you?

When I'm on the on the plane going back to film them. Plains, it planes, oh, sorry, you said you're glad you need like eight ideas. Yeah. I don't plan very far ahead. A lot of people come up with ideas in the shower. Shower. Driving is huge for me.

Just driving in a car is when we usually I'm by myself. But that's a weird thing to think about because Gavin doesn't drive. Gavin is never in a car by himself. Maybe that's a weird thing to think about because Gavin doesn't drive. Gavin is never in a car by himself. Maybe that's why I don't have any thoughts. But if it is, it's like he turned off the radio too. If there's nothing going on, your head just kind of like

it builds in those gaps and you just come up with one thing after another. I imagine that silent room we were talking about before, the one that sends people crazy, that'd be a good one, just for there's literally no distraction. You know, that's why I think I'm crazy. After we talked about that, people were sending me responses to them, Twitter comments about it. And a guy said he was in one. He said the weirdest thing was that when you talk, you don't hear your own voice. Like it doesn't come back to you at all.

You're used to processing some sort of echo all the time. Yeah. He said so it's like you're in the room and it feels like you're plugging your ears. Oh, you're used to processing some sort of echo all the time. Yeah, he said so it's like you're in the room and it feels like you're plugging your ears because you're used to hearing your, and then you're only hearing your voice through, yeah, through the way you normally do when you plug your ears, hear your voice through your bones and you're not getting that reflection at all.

But you're not plugging your ears, but it's that same feeling of that. That's really what you're doing. Yeah, and that would be really creepy because you'd be, so if you plug your ears and then talk, is it any different? I don't know, I didn't ask. Should we go to one? Should we do a podcast for the sun? I would like to. I would love to go to one. And like, what would we do a podcast see how long we can last? But then we're all talking to each

other. Yeah. I think you get to do it with yourself. Would you be able to hear, like, would you be able to hear brained it? You just think if you turned around and you're like talking in the other direction, if I'd be able to hear you. Like all we all point in an opportunity a weird spot. Yeah, we're all facing out. I wonder if you could hear someone blink I Think what does a blink sound like I think you hear yourself blink like two flaps of skin just Yeah, give a little run of applause. Yeah Well, what would happen if you put a bat in one of those things because they're all like Echo, right? What's that a bat? Yeah of those things? Because they're all like echo, right?

What's that? A bat? Yeah. Well, like something that uses Sonar. Yeah. What did you just like? It just sticks to the wall over. I think it's in the void. That's how you blind a bat. You put it in this soundproof room.

Yeah. Yeah, but we got off the topic, but there was a second new trailer for Gravity that played before World's End. I don't know if I could take it in putting out another trailer for that movie. I don't know if I could take them putting out another trailer for that movie. Like, I don't know if I could handle the stress of seeing another trailer for that movie. So I still the first one. What was the second one like? The second one seemed to be a continuation of the scene from the first one.

Because the first one ended when the... She's just drifting off. She seems like she's out there just flipping out in space. This is more earthside. So gravity is a movie. It's apparently about George Clooney and Sandra Bullock are astronauts What It's like the weirdest like combination. I didn't hear what you said. Sorry. I said go on Oh, go on. Yeah, and they have a piece of foam. No, they're on the

International Space Station looks like or some space station and something goes wrong and it's called gravity because they're like fighting to like not either Flip out into space and be gone forever or to fall into earth and die. C.G. is totally believable now just watching that I they could have filmed that in space it feels that way right. Yeah, it's gonna be this I'm X isn't it that one I'm sure that'll be an IMAX movie that's what C.G. They could easily do it They filmed a poll of 13 in the the plane right like they choose like fifty second time yeah that must have been how long they actually film like a movie in space how long they actually film a lot of flying an entire crew and yeah housing

them and was like to like the stress of like let's get George Clooney up in space we all know we do that they hope there's no phone michael bain james camera uh... yeah i mean i mean, I mean James Cameron has a record He's a film director. He's been deeper in the ocean than anybody else Hmm he went to the people in the bottom of the area in his trench first and he's a filmmaker

There are people like who dedicated for lives to starting the ocean who didn't do that? You think you'll film space Titanic That was an episode of Futurama. Was it? Yeah. It hits a comet. When did they hit the movie? They, they, they, they go into a black hole. Oh, they go into a black hole.

Yeah. Have you seen the deep sea creatures? Like what they look like? Yeah. Like, there's a terrifying. There's the most terrifying things you've ever seen in your life. But after a while, there's nothing down there. I mean, there's just, everything's really flat.

Yeah, there's barely any thickness to it so they can survive in the same thing. I think it discovered when James Cameron went down there, there was nothing at the bottom of the track. I guess the point where everything looks like a sneeze. It's like a congealed sneeze. It's a life. It's a truth.

Yeah. It's like somebody had a cold. Just like the... But do you think those things ever think about swimming up? It's just a real sneeze. It's just a life. It's just a truth. Yeah. It's like somebody had a cold. Yeah. But do you think those things ever think about swimming up? Like they have the option. They can just like, they have the option. They probably just, it's like a pressure thing.

I think they're like explode. Yeah. They probably can swim through the water. That density will thicken. The reason why we can't swim down is the same reason why they can't swim up. They have too much inner pressure, and as they went up, they would explode. Like if you go up into like the upper atmosphere

and there's no, yeah. So if you were in the, if you were in a thing on the bottom of the ocean, would, and you just took off your sea helmet, would your head just cave in on itself? Absolutely, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Once like if you go into space,

you can come it off. What happens there? You die. It doesn't cave in, there? Absolutely, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. What's like if you go into space, you can come it off. What happens there? You die. It doesn't cave in, it's not like I'm down with you. I always thought it caved in, but then I heard you do not. I think you just all your insides shoot out. Is it like you taught a repal, right? Ah!

Well, I was. It's like the stuff that's in here comes out there. That's like a fifth grader. What are you on, Simon? No, if space is a vacuum. Yeah, it is. And then you put something in the vacuum. Your internal pressure is much greater than the extra pressure. They would just suck out into the vacuum.

The biggest thing is the pressure differential causes your blood to essentially boil is what happens. And then you would expand. So oh, I'm being told by JJ, the gravity is made as though it's one long continuous shot. Wow, Wow the movie was shot that way. What's the Me that director? Yeah, get jump on there Harry Potter three loves right? He loves his wife. He loves his long takes JJ's gonna jump on the

Just comes up and talk. Yeah, I don't know what world's in really long takes. Yeah But oh the one where they're coming out of the building. Yeah, it's like circles really. Yeah, that's amazing. There's been one person, I believe, who's been exposed to space. No, like fully exposed or like. So, boiling, you're gonna like this Gavin, he knows what space tastes like. That was a big deal.

It's better. Let me see if I can find those dudes. Just like Coke. Cause I didn't realize that boiling of water and liquids isn't just temperature, it's pressure. Really? Yeah. And like if you suck a, if you get like a 10 meter straw

and start sucking water up it, it will only go 10 meters and it'll start boiling. What? Yeah. If I get a 10 meter straw. Yeah. You can't, you basically, you can't suck water up a straw more than 10 meters. I think it's 10 meters.

There's some finite figure where it just stops. It starts boiling. It starts just turning to vapor. Because the pressure to draw the water up through there? That's interesting. What would be the same thing if there was a giant or a pneumonic tube, a thing a bank, if you were just in one of those in earth, with the same thing happened here, because there's an vacuum. Is that what is that what is powered by vacuum?

I think so, yeah. I think it's like go fast. When I did that bullet underwater video, if you saw that, vapor comes out of the gun first, even though there was just water in there, something to do with like the massive pressure in the gun causes the water in the barrel just to go to vapor. So like so it like we have jj here jj is going to talk to us about gravity so you see this thing is one big long spate one big long shot of answer corange kind of famous for it like you know children men and uh... but

they said there was one of the most grueling things i think they actually waited while before they filmed it to a wait for technology to catch up so how do they get around the fact that you can't shoot a whole movie in one take? Do they just blend shots when... Well, I mean, have you seen that shot in children of men where it's like the motorcycles and the car and... Yeah. Like, that's not one shot.

That was how many, like, three different shots? Was it a bunch? Yeah, but it's, you know, it's all spliced together. There's a few articles about it. They definitely tried a lot of crazy techniques. He also took, like, fifteen minutes off of pacific rim like you know more deltoial should it to him and he was like i need to take more like i need to cut this down

you watched it once and like took fifteen minutes off what he cut you know i don't know what he cut that's it that's bizarre i don't know i mean how would you watch pacific women say these fifteen minutes are not appropriate i mean, that movie was just like, I mean, it was all over the place to me. These top Pacific Rim, right?

It's like, can you select like 15 minutes, even out of the movie that's left of, this is not gonna work? I would cut out all the shots with humans in them. You're pretty pro. You just do the role of that. Because that was the right bad. What I'm basically saying is that there's very little

in that movie that's like, to me, of consequence, you know? I would cut out all that flashback crap with the, with the interest Elba and the right bad. What I'm basically saying is that there's very little in that movie that's like to me of consequence, you know. I would cut out all that flashback crap with the, with the interest Elba and the little girl. Yeah. We'll waste the time, that was. Who cares? Maybe dying anyway. Maybe this you cut out the payoff for that stuff.

More robots fighting. But you lose perspective after a while. Of what? Like if you watch the same thing over and over about what you think you can cut and what you can't. Yeah. And then you have to show it to people and you just have to trust like and over about what you think you can cut and what you can't. Yeah. And then you have to show it to people and you just have to trust like maybe they know what they're talking about, but it's just like you're completely numb. First impressions on stuff are really important.

Like when you're getting to me to watch it, it's like okay, I'm not going to tell you anything. Yeah. Just watch this. Well stuff because like we've watched videos like 30 times. Yeah. Maybe more. Like just rewatching the same thing over and over. I can't imagine how hard it must be for a feature link movie.

Maybe it's easier because you're not watching the same thing over and over. I can't imagine how hard it must be for a feature-link movie. Maybe it's easier, because you're not watching the same thing all over the hotel. It's the same five minutes old. You have to watch the Let's Place once you're completely done with it from beginning and end before it. No. I don't have time.

She has to take that. I head in a way where I'll watch every cut I make because I make it to make sure they blend. Oh. And then upload it. This is no time to- You're not worried about like plot continuity in a let's play really then, so.

No, I mean, if stuff happens, I make sure I show it. If it's like, what's the point of it? There's no real like big story. Yeah, yeah. So I don't really have to do that. Yeah, and most you're losing like a joke or something, yeah? Yeah, I just, once I'm done editing,

I wanna, I rarely have time to just waste an hour watching it. I can't imagine that you'd be fun at all. I just let you spend the last couple of days making it, so I'm sick of it at that point. Do you guys enjoy going back and watching director's cuts of movies? Not the one where they're like, hey, more boobs, but the ones that's really this stuff that they've had to cut. I watched Aliens, Direct's Cut, and I watched James Cameron's commentary. I think Blade Runner 2.

Comptures are awesome. That a great. Yeah, I'll tell you what, fucking Donny Darko added like 25 more minutes in their director's cut or something ridiculous. Still doesn't make a look a sense. No. It doesn't.

And people find that cool. It's like, no, it's just like a horrible storytelling. The movie's like the worst move I've ever seen in my life. Is it really? Yeah, have you ever seen Donny Darko? No, I have. That's no interest in that. No, that's OK. Jake Jellin will do. Yeah.

You don't like Jake Jellin? He's very likable. He's very likable. Day after tomorrow. Dincey it. Crap. It's way better than Maggie. Crap. Dincey it. They're just bad movies. What Jake Jellin will move? He's half-Ice. Broke back Mountain? No. It's a movie. I haven't seen it. It's a movie. You should watch it. it. Yeah. Is he in flight club? It's relevant right now because, you know, Ben Affleck was named as Batman.

Yeah, that upset a lot of people. But, you know, when he fledged, what's his name is Joker? Everyone was like, what the, what the guy from Brokeback Mountain's gonna be? Those are the moments that make me not use Twitter for a few days. I was sick of hearing about.

Yeah, I heard about you too. The award show is the biggest thing that I had in my mind. Yeah. 10 things I hate about you. You could keep legends. Yeah. Those like his first big thing.

My favorite thing about award shows is everyone gets on and talks about how they don't watch award shows and they don't like them. And let's just say, well, then don't talk about it. Yeah, it's really easy. I don't get why people talk about stuff that they're not doing. We can all stop talking about Miley Cyrus.

Yeah, it's done. Yeah, worked out for her. I'm sure that's I don't get why people talk about stuff that they're not doing. We can all stop talking about Miley Cyrus. Like, yeah, it's done. Yeah, it worked out for her. I'm sure that's what she wanted. Yeah. The amazing thing about the VMAs and all that, you know, the Miley Cyrus acting like an idiot and people like talking about it for a week or two and her having all these headlines is,

I'm not surprised she did it. I'm surprised that continues to work. Yeah. And the people are still outraged every year when the VMAs come up, and there's some massive publicity stunt and everybody fucking falls for it at this point. And they're genuinely surprised by it.

They really are. They completely forget that it happened. Like, next year, there will be something that happens. It's just a good career move. Like, I think there's more than just fish burns daughter. Intentionally, I don't know if she did wanted to make a sex tape. because she was like that could really launch my career like what it did for Paris Hilton and actually so we only

used to people know who Kim Kardashian is yeah yeah yeah who she who is she doing never heard never heard of her before she was like a friend of Paris Hilton and then she had a sex tape leaked as well and then all of a sudden this she's one of the biggest stars in America. China, am I right? How big of a wf? Am I right? Who was the dude in the Kardashian sex tape?

I have no idea. I don't know his name. A boyfriend at the time. Brandy's brother apparently, Ray J. Brandy's brother Ray J. See that's the thing, if you're a gynecest tape, it really does do much for you. No, I don't know

you know we can't the great thing though about the only good thing about the miley cires incident is will smith's his family's reaction to what was going on like his son looked for a five son has the same look at his face every time you see him how often was it was a lot of the

it was a was it this look that that's will sm's kids face look. That's what he looks like. That's just his idol in the picture. In every photo, the kid looks like he's like, he looks like he's like, what, he's looking, there's just a far away

that's like he's worried about. What's his look like? I just look up, Jane Smith. Yeah, Jane Smith. Yeah. I mean, I don't want to make fun of everybody's kid, but he's a bit of a start. Yeah, look at that, he looks first picture.

He looks worried. Yeah. This one. Yeah, just click on any picture. It's literally any picture. Yeah. Now, look, click on any of the other ones. He's like, he's like, oh, shit, I'm still worried.

Look up the VMA, the reaction. Wilson Smith family reaction. I guarantee you'll be that exact same face. He has the exact same face in every photo he's in. I can't do it. Yeah. You can't do it. You can't do it.

It's hard. It looks like James Smith always looks like he's in. I can't do it. Yeah. You can't do it. You know. It's hard. It looks like, James Smith always looks like he's worried about the sun. That's what it looks like. It's a fall. Yeah. Or he's like, what? Maybe he seems to be really good looking. What's that?

Like, say there's a hot girl, right? Go ahead. And she's looking at you. And you know she's looking at you. Yeah, it happens. What is your go to facial position? I pretend to whistle. She's.

Mine is like, I'll be a hot girl. I'll be a hot girl. Well, you should make the camera the hot girl, right? You should do what? Make the camera the hot girl. So, what would I be doing? Would I be at a restaurant or something like a bar? Yeah, where is it happening? Okay, you like the apple. That's the chair you're saying in yeah on the hot go

My thing is direct direct eye contact is someone will look way like if I'm in a bar And I look up at somebody's looking at me like that. I'll just literally not not break eye contact and just go God damn this is a's a camera on me. I mean as soon as I go to do it, you switch the camera, never mind. I was gonna say like, if you're eating, just don't break eye contact, just to eat like this.

It's like a staring down. Okay, so I didn't look at you. I sat down and I'm just on my phone, but I have the potential of glancing you. What's your face? I think if you look at someone for more than two seconds, you say hello to them. That's very easy.

I don't overthink it. I never have over thought that stuff. I mean, in any sense, you just, like, not smile, but smirk. So you'll sat there. The guy might be me. And you would like this? No, no, how was that a smirk? Is that what I look like? I'm going to smirk it.

Let's hear a smirk. I got to get in the... Okay. Alright, now look at me like you... I don't know, you look... Let's see Gavin. What am I looking at? Look at Brandon.

Alright, you're attracted to him. Nice! Nice. Got the eye brow. I will say this. I will say this that... The inclination... Did you guys sit on the Jaden or the Smith family reaction?

Yeah. It's the same face, it is the same face he makes in every single photo. Look at what? I don't know. Did they cut to this like during the broadcast? Yeah, I think so. How else would people have it? I don't know, many of these promotional pictures for photographers there.

What point Bernie? Yeah, just somebody randomly decided, I'm going to take a picture of the... I don't know, many of this promotional pictures, photographers there. What? Point Bernie. Yeah, just somebody randomly decided, I'm gonna take a picture of the, I wouldn't you? Smith family. Yeah. Look at that. The, but one thing I learned early on is,

if you get caught, we talked about this with the, who's the guy in Miley Cyrus' performance. I don't know who he is... robin thick robin thick that's a guy never heard of this guy now we all know who this guy is or i don't know that now we all know who this guy's appeal to us guy hush tech thick yeah to see how to see how like a real career of the music rick the only thing i know about him is he put out a video where all the

girls were naked in it right that's the thing i know about it and he that work to that that that works to obviously where people are now going to watch that yeah yeah what you're gonna pass that back to the studio to you right now but if you don't have the e to get something totally different but we have a special about that video where Gavin was asking this video where he's dancing around with all naked women is that douchey or does he own it and Gavin thought he was owning it yeah i thought i think he was aware of how do she that was he was just like yeah why not a step but to me

you own a situation that you don't control like i am on the side of my control so i'm just gonna own it if you literally did own the situation because he created the situation yeah you're right you're right it's a different form of owning it yeah it's like partial ownership. He made He started it apparently she went crazy like that was nothing like the rehearsal and he's just like I know that everybody's gonna be talking about her. I got to do what I got to do like what I mean What did you what were you thinking he has this look on his face? It's like this is not what supposed to be

Yeah, this is not getting out of control either But after like lady Gaga yeah, and after Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift, and all these things. What did Lady Gaga do? Ah, she did a- Some type of meat suit, I don't know. Yeah, and then the Britain- Before that, Britain Spears and her nude suit,

which was fucking awesome, by the way. Blamey, I'll look that up. Nude suit. That's the best anyone has ever looked. Was Britney Spears when she showed up at the VMAs. I don't know, Brandon's face- But I still can't believe that the people i still can't believe people people fall for it i can't believe that people get genuinely surprised

by anything that takes place in the vma's to get outrage by it's like that you know that going in that someone's gonna do something off the cuff to interrupt and disrupt and be offensive the question every year that you every single year i think that you are always amazed and of the basis from or guitars from Rage Against the Machine. Just got on stage and started climbing like this, this set.

Like it was like a whole other thing, I guess another angle, like he just didn't give a shit. Yeah. Because it's a double-word show. But I mean, that's what people like it. I can't seem to use this thing there. But yeah, what I was going to say is like going back to the discussion about like when someone's looking at you, like a hot girl's looking at you, owning that is a big deal. Like I think the main thing is that like when you get caught checking somebody out, your

natural inclination is to look away. Yeah. You got caught checking out? Absolutely. I do. They should not do that. Yeah. If you get caught checking someone out, they're doing like looking away or when they catch you

looking, just smiling at them. That's two entirely different things. So, a girl catching me doing this. No, that's creepy. What you're doing is going to happen. How's that better? The up and down. When you get caught like looking you're up and down.

So you just go, You just go, I'll be looking and then I go. No, don't do that. Don't do that.'t do that don't go Like that no, I look away every time yeah, I know you would that's what I'm advised you not to do that I think I look creepy if I'm I start that's it smiling at I just run out of the room or smile and look away, you know like yeah, I got caught But I will you're looking that up pretty spears VMA

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See website for details right another example of of this is going back to the v ma's is madonna kissing christian agilera and christian christian british peers i mean this is going on for a decade of this stuff so it's like a raffle or something where they'll they'll take a ticket no wins gets to do the main. It literally is whoever gets a performance or gets on stage and then does something with it to completely disrupt the performance. That's a good point. That was like, has there ever been two crazy things happening?

Yeah. They have a rota. Yeah. It was like the first person who does it, like the person that was gonna go on stage next is like, no. I respect. I don't know if I'm gonna do this. No. I can't beat that, I can't, I'm not gonna follow that. Look at the thing about the Madonna thing is it was a moment. Yeah. Like they set it up, it was kind of right here, and then they hit this moment. Fucking, that girl was just like, all over the place. Yeah.

The whole time. Did you actually see it? Did you see it? Nope. It to me it's one of those cultural things that happened. Not live. Where everyone has seen the coverage of it, but didn't actually see the event itself. Yeah, I mean, I saw the, I saw it on YouTube.

See, that's why I thought the Janet Jackson thing. So there's Britney Spears at the 2000 VMAs. Like, that is the best anyone has ever looked on stage. Trying to find a good photo of her. Yes. It's the Poversection of the Pulkuth. Yeah, yeah, totally. We're, we're, we're, we're, we're,

we're down to rabbit hole at this point. Nah, that's later. Yeah, but like, we're done doing that. That's why I thought the Janet Jackson thing when everyone was like, oh, why is everyone getting so upset about like her wardrobe valve function? That he pulled it off, though, didn't he? Oh, it's clearly.

It was clear. The nipple was covered. No, it wasn't. It wasn't it? It was pierced or like bejeweled, but it was not covered. It wasn't covered. There was a sun thing in the nipple. Can you see nipple flash? You could. Really? Yeah, but it was like there was a dude. I don't want to look that up.

Why is it that only the nipple is the offensive part of a tit? I don't know. Like which part of the vagina is offensive? Like if you can show a whole breast but cover the nipple when it's fine. I think it could you show like one flat no i think it's fair game on both sexes that top of the thighs to below the belly button that's the the whole area yes the back where they had one rating system like basic for movies you either

movie was either okay or it wasn't uh... there was like so much middle ground for like cleavage it was like no exact thing like it was okay or they're not was at the rate yeah it was before the mpa before like pg i i don't know what's called is like something code

uh... your movie their past or didn't that's why movies were so you know decent and wholesome because they're so afraid of like yeah like you can't release a movie unless it was certified. I don't know I have no idea what they start doing that They did that's the beginning of time beginning of movies. Yeah, yeah, I came in like a VHS

Like filming he was like no the hieroglyphics. Yeah, you got like and the other dude comes in. He's like, yeah, it's good play it Send it out everything look at this wall. Send out to both screens in the world. K-Van had two screens. But I think like Monster Spall had a weird thing where they went to the MPA and they were like, you can't have this mini pelvic thrust in a single shot.

So they do like three pelvic thrusts cut away, cut back, three more pelvic thrusts. Like it's so weird. Like there's, there's, those rating systems are so weird. Kevin Smith to main change. Oh, what's appropriate? To maintain the R rating in Zach and Mary-Macon Pornor, is that like anal pullout scene,

where you just get splashed with poo. And he was, wow. They were literally making him cut frames. So he would like cut out one frame or two, and then resubmit it, and then it was accepted from his previous cut. Maybe they should use extra two frames of those like BC splash. BC splash? Yeah. Did you see I was already actually

as butt water? Where were we going with this guy? Where are we headed now? I was like, I'm preparing myself. Where are we going with this conversation? We're down a rabbit. Don't fight it. Just let it. Sorry, you're scary. Take it away. Well, it's just this guy and he's like a party trick and he ran out around everybody and just like shot water out of his ass. No, no, I'm with Bernie. That's it. I'm sorry, that was some mistake.

I'd like to remove some frames from this podcast. Is it possible that I could do that? It's butt water. It's fine. How do you get it out of there? I don't water how do you get out of the i don't know you can go behind the fence i don't know that we can always take it to another level always but uh... bretty urni uh... rt recap just recently where you ran into a topless woman

at six three and that's a law that not many people know about in texas which is that women can be topless anywhere that a man can be topless what i think a lot to either was this one girl who is doing all of the taxes were happens she had a on her body of fuck austin pete like she was just trying to make a statement like look what i'm doing you can't

do anything about the hashtag thick on my this other girl was just she out of the top of the spot around so what can a man not be topless nowhere i mean so what is it like a ron so i don't know if they've like a sign that's like no shirt Where can a man not be topless? No, where? I mean, man. So what do they say? Like, Iran, Saudi Arabia. If they have a sign that's like no shirt, no shirt service. Yeah, it's like a private business

that you can tell you you have to put a shirt on. Yeah. If you go to the park, you can just strip on down. That was an event, like last week. It was like National Topless Day or something. Yeah. It's like four days a year. Keep your pants on them.

All right. Look. I'm looking at a hashtag thick for you right now. I don't forget the e. I will not forget the e. You get some very different. People are just, yeah. People are just writing hashtag thick. That's all they're writing. They don't even write anything with it. That's great. They've never used conversation down to nothing. It's like literally people just spilling fake wrong. That's like one whole side of Twitter that I just never got. I've never used a hashtag. I think that the trending, when Twitter was a little bit more,

a little smaller, I guess, for it to really take it off, that stuff could actually trend worldwide based on hashtags. But then they changed even the way stuff trends where if you see something trending worldwide, it means it's trending worldwide with people that you follow. Yeah. But your friends. What was the last time you looked at what was trending in the world? I don't even know where to find it anymore.

I don't either. Yeah. I just wanted to say in how those start. Like I saw one the other day, it was, you know, horrible strip club names. Like at one point point does someone say that and it just explodes. That's what we're just doing. I like no one decides it.

No, it's just, when somebody thinks of the name Dark Chocolate, then they're like, hashtag, Coral Book of names. Well, things just go really fast. I mean, like somebody makes a joke and then somebody else picks it up and they, people start playing the game and then they all, you know, and then as your Twitter

just exponentially. Yeah, you know, it seems like you want to go out to more followers, other people start to do it and it just takes off. Man, people love those little Twitter games. Play that stuff. I never participate in that kind of stuff. I only do hashtags for jokes. One of the best things I discovered about my Twitter line

is that I can disable retweets for people, because there's some people that just have a habit of retweeting anything that's said about them. Like if someone says something positive about them, they just retweet it. Yeah. So they get 20 retweets a day of that. I'm like, just turn it off. Yeah. It's really easy. What I am ever interested either is,

if Brandon is, if I do a follow Friday with Brandon, and I say, hey everybody, Brandon's a great guy. He taps his chin in a really intriguing way, points his thumbs at himself. You should all follow Brandon on Twitter. And Brandon then retweets that, that somebody put him in a follow Friday. What is the point of that? Sure.

Because when you retweet something, you're only telling people who already follow you. So I don't understand why people do that, where they retweet their follow Fridays, where they're mentioned. Sit indoors, man. People like that. I make a good decision. I made a good decision. Basically, you're bragging about the person that did that.

Is that what it is? That's basically what it is, right? Yeah. It's a favorite. Do you do follow Friday's? I do all the time. Every single week. Do you really?

I do it with one person, yeah. Different person every week. Who's it gonna be this week? What's that? Probably this week, it'll probably be the two guys who made that horse video for a team of hundred community videos The the Cup oh my god, that thing's been sat there on that channel. It just blew up a couple of days ago

And that's the way it works sometimes though. Yeah, yeah, so fire works. Yeah. Yeah, I mean that with the Darty short drug tests It was like two years later all of a sudden like I think it was a not dain't cook no I just picked it up just and that had been thing been around forever. That's like that's like like two years later all of a sudden like I think uh... what was it not day cook no i don't know uh... picked it up just and that didn't think about forever that's like that's like four or five years ago this point two thousand nine yeah yeah but that's just that that mean that's just like one thing showing it the problem is now i i i think that's what i need more content because every time

that video comes up i i see my twitter feed people saying i just saw you touch point out yeah uh... with that video and I mean I thought they'd show it like once or twice. They've shown it like 80 times I think. As many times as I think it's popped up in my Twitter feed. Like, people just saw it. Good fan submission to Tosh.0.0. Yeah, it was a fan submission. That was another thing I didn't

like about that. They labeled it as a fan submission. The way that worked by the way is they contacted us. They like the video. Could they put it up and we said yeah sure it doesn't sound cool. Let's go ahead and do it. I had to cut out everything that I did for Shanty Valma video. I had something funny happen the other day. There's this show that I've been on called Rude Tube in the UK. Yep.

And that's the one I always get tweets from whenever they repeat the episode. There's something in another email that were like, hey we want to use another one of your videos for a different episode. Can we come and interview you again? I was like, yeah, I live in Austin now though, so there's that. They were like, all right, we'll fly someone over. So they just flew a dude to Austin to interview me in my little house where I live. I forgot about it. So early that day, I went to Michael's pool, got really drunk. and I was like, earlier that morning I was like,

I'll have that thing tonight. So I was like, well don't let me get too drunk, don't let me drink too much, got hampered. Then went home, met the guy, I wasn't late or anything, but I was just like, oh god, I'm way too drunk for this. And it was the melon one that we were showing. So, which one? The one where I broke a melon with rubber bands.

Oh, rubber bands, yeah. So, the guy went and bought a prop, and he was like, all right, we'll do like an interview, and then we'll do like a little bumper at the beginning of you just like throwing a melon or something. So, I did this interview, I got through it, I'm sure it was, probably mostly unusable, I will see. But then he was like, all right,

just throw the melon up in the air. And I was like, I kept like fumbling the melon, he was like, all right, just throw the melon up in the air. And I was like, I kept like fumbling the melon. He was like, all right, just throw it like nicely up. And I was like, I dropped it and it rolled away. And I was like, oh, dude, I'm sorry. I've been drinking all day. And he's like, all right, let's get to it. I was like, I'm so sorry for the guy that flew all the way from England

to film some drunk media in the air. I was like, here's a local dude. I don't know. Imagine, too, it's like, your neighbor's looking into the backyard and seeing some guy filming you, throwing a melon in the air, trying to, and you're not able to do it. Like you're apologizing for your bad melon throwing. Everything was so blurry and hot.

Up to that point where you're like, I made it. I got it. I got this. I'll just throw this melon. Oh, free. Oh, sir. As soon as he left, I started it up completely. It was the embarrassment.

Yeah, shame will do that to you. Yeah, I would be worried about doing an interview really, really drunk. That would worry me. Yeah, I just didn't care. You would think I would care about that. I don't know why I didn't. Yeah, I'm absolutely not care. I literally said, I'm not gonna get too drunk and I just ignored my own advice.

And were you on a video interview or were I'm gonna be an article in something. There's videos on the TV show. Wow. You have to be worried that maybe like an uncut version just like hits YouTube and all of a sudden you're that guy. Yeah. The video's never going away. But once again, I've done one new in Baltimore.

No, I know it by the you. I'm saying it by the way. Normal people. I don't know, I've made that, it depends on how funny it is. I mean, we've done some pretty freaking stupid interviews. We're going to packs right right now for Pax Prime. One time we agreed to do this midnight show for that was running at Pax.

It was a friend of ours who had another friend who was doing like a talk show at Pax. I can't even fucking remember what the name of this thing was. And I know that we're gonna be on there with Alex Elbrecht. He was the co-host of the Dignation show with Kevin Rose, and he was also on Totally Red Show, I think is what's called. But I know Alex Elbrecht, but I hadn't watched a lot of this stuff. So I'm sitting backstage, which is behind one of those stupid convention curtains, basically. And I'm reading up about Alex Elbrecht, because I don't want to go on stage with someone

and not know about them or not be up to date on what they're currently doing. And it's not like a fucking idiot, you know what I mean? Or just be like, you know, like, hey, what's your favorite show of Alex Elbrecht? I'll be like, you know, and be a fuck, I'll be that dickhead. So I'm back there reading up, you know,

professional courtesy stuff. We go out on stage, the fucking host didn't know anything about us. It was me, Jeff and Gus. They didn't know, literally, the host had like, knew we did reverse blue and said, well, what is that? Tell us about it. It's like, we can tell you about it. It's like half the people in the audience were there

because we agreed to do the thing. And it fucking derailed. And then we were just like, fuck it. So we just like started berating the host and calling them out on what a shitty fucking host he was and then Gus and Jeff just, there was bowls of candy on the table and Jeff just starts putting all the candy in his mouth and Gus doing the same and then Jeff spits out his massive like congealed lot of candy into the head.

We completely derailed that guy's show because he was completely unprepared and he was fucking shitty and it's like we can either be on a shitty show with this shitty fucking guy. He's watching, and this is years ago, you're fucking terrible. Or we could just sit there and make something good out of it. You know what I mean? Dominic, you know, Dominic, to this day,

he's like, just like, he brings it up all the time. And when I see him, he's like, that show that you guys rock, where you just like completely fucking derailed it? Is that video of this somewhere? I don't know probably somewhere I thought we just decided way better than it was gonna be though. It's like why not? No like he called one of us by the wrong name even. Oh, yeah Yeah, I'll lose you at that point. That was literally as we're walking out like he didn't know all of our names And it's like you know

we're all here basically entertaining this guy's idea that he's a talk show host and he's just just really fucking shitty at what he does basically so why why waste your time with that why not make something good out of it you know sometimes you get unlucky I remember I also worked on the the TV show that you did sneak peek at college and there was like a office space reunion, and they sprung somebody up on us that they didn't tell us we were interviewing, and I had no idea anything about them.

So I remember like going up and starting the interview and just being like, just tell me a little bit about your career. Like trying to be as generic as possible and trying to solicit as much information as you can, because I mean like you don't wanna come out like a jackass, like, oh you're not important,

I know anything about you, but like sometimes shit happens, like you don't wanna come out like a jackass. Like, oh, you're not important. I know anything about you. But like sometimes shit happens, like to anybody in that profession that goes that's up. Well, see, yeah, and that was the weird thing too, is like, is that, I did feel like the guy who asked us to go on that show in particular. It's like, then I felt like, the guy who is the host of the show was asked to put us on.

You know what I mean? It wasn't like, we asked to be on the thing too. And it's like, he went to the trouble of finding you. And it's like, you're about to find out. It's like, you're about to find out. It's like, you're about to find out of finding you guys. It's like, hey, come on, go on this thing. Wait, I then needed help and they didn't have anybody for this talk show they're trying to turn it.

Which is actually that insulting if someone who's interviewing you doesn't know what you do. No, no, it's not. But to get information, like, it's different if like, you're interviewing for something, right? Like, you're doing an interview for a magazine, for instance, and then you're like, oh, okay, what do you do and tell me about this and that, and then they write an article based on what you tell them.

When the interview is the thing and it's broadcast, there is an expectation that they've researched at least the fucking name of the person that they're fucking talking to. If they showed up without clothes on and they were were camera, that would also be a problem. You know, there's a certain baseline for holding an interview that you would. Yeah. But like, what you were saying with the guy you didn't know, I don't, would he have been that offended if he just

would admit to it? No, I think so. Really? Yeah, I mean, especially it was like, it's not like he had a super illustrious career. And I'm just like interviewing like all these other popular guys and I'm like, hey, asshole, who the fuck are you? You know, and especially it was there for a good event.

I'm not really bad. You also had to ask the question, why would you interview someone that you don't know who they are? It was for part of it. Like you had to, I mean that? If it's your job, that you have to interview someone that you don't know what they do.

Yeah, but I mean, you have the opportunity to interview all the other guys, like Steven Root. When a movie comes out and some person has to interview all the people in the movie, Yeah. That might be new come is that they haven't heard of. No, no, listen, I get that. That's, that's a different thing. That's a different thing.

You're talking like John Stewart or like, that's like, like, people are coming on the show. Just when you're covering, when you're covering something to just not know what it is. Yeah. It's like, can you imagine, okay, like, like if say Patrick Stewart comes in and sits down. Everybody knows you Patrick Stewart is, right? Now I'm not saying I'm Patrick Stewart, I'm just gonna go somewhere with this. So Patrick Stewart sits down and he goes,

hey Patrick Stewart, I love you in next generation. You were great, and the guy's like, oh, thank you so much. So you have a new movie coming out, he's a new movie coming out. And he goes, okay, what's the name of the movie? I haven't heard anything about it. And he's like, and then Patrick Stewart has to do it.

That would be weird. Like, that the guy doesn't know like, why you're even there, like he's doing an interview about a thing, and I haven't heard anything about it. And Patrick Stewart has to do it. That would be weird. Like, that the guy doesn't know why you're even there. Like, he's doing an interview about a thing. I haven't bothered to learn about your new movies. Yeah, but when we showed up and you did that interview and they were like, okay, now interview O'Brien. And you're like, what? And they're like, I, and they're like, no, no, no, no,

this is part of it. Like, we invited you here to do some press coverage. You got to interview everybody. You got to interview everybody and put them all on. I mean, you just don't have control. It's like you don't set the rules when it comes to those PR companies. You're just like, okay, Mr. Rob Ryan.

Well listen, if the PR interview too, then they should also give you information about the person too. That should take place, right? I mean, it's crazy to think about that. I was like, or like if Jimmy Fallon, he's like, oh, we're finishing up with Sam Rockwell here. He's fucking awesome. crazy or like if like if if jimmy valon is like all right you'd be finishing up with uh...

you know sam rockwell here he's fucking awesome all right here comes our next guest come on next guest in the next comes to go so what's your name uh... jimmy valon got a guest on the news that's a complete a little bit of friend named jim all that's really interesting

what do you do it's like i'm an olympic athlete he, what sport track? I don't know that one No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, someone else told you they're famous. So it's like, I only want to interview famous people. Let's find out how this person's famous and makes me cool. So I'm interviewing him. You should have an interest in interviewing. Like you don't know it. Like you can't know the whole cast. There was like six people. That's why there's fucking Wikipedia.

You look that shit up, dude. And you research. Yeah, that doesn't take long. You can get pretty good something. That was like 2002. No, no, no, 2003. It's like, I granted, like right now, you could just pee on your phone right before,

but I'm just gonna keep doing it. You could just have the option. You're just like, fuck. Yeah, I was in three. You see what I'm saying though, like, people, like, reporters who were invited by these press companies to cover it, they don't have the kind of like,

cloud that a Jimmy Fallon does. Like, they're not inviting people to their show. They're lucky and they got like, you know, connections where they can be a part of it. Right. And then if they're just, like, if Jimmy Fallon does. Like they're not inviting people to their show. They're lucky and they got like connections where they can be a part of it. Right. And then if Jimmy Fallon just was there and they were like, all right, here's eight people from this movie.

They're not all headliners. You know, like what do you, he can't be in that position, but a lot of other people, they were in my position, you know, shit, you're out of luck. You don't set the terms. Do you think it sucks to be a host

or like an interviewer? No, it's tiring over like if that's all you do because like everyone wants to be the one being interviewed not Interviewing right that's the goal not necessarily. There's people who really like hosting stuff. Yeah We had a we had a we had an offer to do a hosting thing here where it came through and they wanted some one of our Somebody that reached the host something and I didn't want to do it and I walked through and talked to a number of different people. It was hard to find someone who wanted a host and then we found somebody who was like, I would absolutely do that. They want to host something.

Really? Yeah, remember you were one of the people who passed and I passed on it. It's just, some people don't want to be a host. I don't want to be a host. I feel like we're sitting on a podcast where we're technically host. It's much easier for the interviewer to come off with us. Some people don't want to be a host. I don't want to be a host. I feel like we're, because we're sitting on a podcast where we're taking a whole stuff. It's much easier for the interviewer to come off worse. Interviewer.

Yeah. Yeah, I agree. It's risky. It's a risky position. Well also, if you're interviewing, like this guy with RudeTube that you're talking about, you did an interview with the guy. You think it presented yourself in a certain way, but he can very easily cut certain things out.

Yeah, you can make anybody look like anybody. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they're good luck getting a shot where I don't drop the melon. Well, yeah. I mean, if they want you, they can cut together a very funny video like me. How would you feel if when the root tube video started,

they go, I sat down with a very drunk Gavin free to talk about slow-mo guys? I'd be totally fine with it, because it was my fault, and I turned up like that. Yeah, it also make you look better, because it's like, oh, he's drunk. Yeah, man. I think, yeah, I'm just way too comfortable.

This couch is nice. Right now as well. But like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet I interviewed, like, what are the questions that he asked you in the interview? What was the one of the questions? I just how I started it and what made me start it. Right.

Because I know what Routube is. They're gonna show maybe 40 seconds of me talking. We did like a 45 minute interview. Oh wow. So that's why I didn't care. Yeah, but that baseline has to be there. Like if that guy said, what do you do? It's like I make some of videos for the internet.

It's like what, okay, the internet. Explain that to me. What is that? I hear a lot about it. You'd be like, fuck off. I know there's tubes involved. Yeah, exactly. I mean, it's a step.

That would be weird from an internet based show. It really show and really wouldn't be wouldn't it would be very strange Yeah, it would be strange. I'm saying that there's a baseline and I started this off by saying that I'm backstage as a guest of this show researching other guests so that I you know So if something comes up I won't like look like an asshole or by proxy make the other guy look like an asshole like if Like if they said, oh you know Alex was on Dignation with Kevin and and yeah Bernie you you you go dig it and I go yeah dig you know I look like I don't like an asshole if I didn't know what at least what they were talking about you know and so anyway so that's just that that was I don't know how we got on

this topic but it's just like yeah I think there's a baseline if you're gonna do an interview on someone otherwise why are you spending your time doing it yeah this is your life why you how we got on this topic. But it's just like, yeah, I think there's a baseline. If you're gonna do an interview on someone, otherwise why are you spending your time doing it? This is your life, why are you interviewing people that you're not interested in? What if you showed up and you had to interview somebody, you didn't know? I mean, that's what, how it does.

I'll just say, okay, let's take it away from this topic. Let's say you're in a movie. Okay, let's say you're in a movie, you're an actor. And it's your job to be in a movie. No, you're in a movie, you're an actor. And you have a scene where you're with Mark Wahlberg and interrogate you and you beat the shit out of you

and it kills you and that's it. And then you go and you do your part. And then later, like, you say, oh, you were in that movie with Mark Wahlberg, Brandon. And you're like, what's the movie about? And you go, I don't know. I only read my pages where my name was on it. That was it.

I didn't bother to read the rest of it. I'll give a shit. That'd be weird, right? Am I an asshole? You would make you an asshole! I would, I would make you my mom already, and I mean, if that's what I'm going for then yeah. But I mean, yeah, of course, I mean,

it plus you don't wanna make yourself look, I think you would make yourself look bad just with the movie, like all of a sudden people be like, I don't like a, other than the shooting movie. What are things you chose to do something with your time? You took a job and didn't bother to find out anything else about the rest of it.

Yeah, it was just whatever you were involved with, that's all that matters. Just my little slice of this thing. That's all. That's exactly right. I worked with an actress once where she didn't know anything about the rest of the movie. She didn't know anything about the thing we'd worked on. Nobody that you guys would know. And she swore we never gave her a full script.

She said, you didn't give me the rest of the script. I go, we don't have half scripts. Yeah. It don't exist. We don't have, we didn't like pull out stuff. She's like, she's like anything about the rest of the movie. That'll be like say, Marie in Breaking Bad. If she only read her pages, she could easily say,

who the hell is Jesse? Right. Yeah, but I make her performance better. Why? Because if she finds out what's going on no no I would not make her performance better it would not if she didn't know what the show was about I'm like oh I'm generally surprised he's a teacher right method method coming by with what all right we got to do rail by Gavin's interview good luck on your interview drunky yeah hope everything went well that isn't bad, isn't it? That's really bad.

What I did. That's bad. Yeah. Yeah, you shouldn't show up to an interview drunk. Especially if a guy came over from the UK to do it. Yeah. But shit, you know, you do things sometimes. You know, we went over to a film festival in the Netherlands.

Yeah. And I tried too much the night before, a presentation. I pulled it off, okay, but I shouldn't have done that. I should not have done that. You came down. It's not panel. We're waiting for you in the lobby for ages. And then he came down with a massive crease down his face,

clearly from a pillow. Like, we've been sleeping. And I was like, where were you? Are you sure? Yeah, I'm in a nap. You could have been creaking even asleep for like eight hours on the same spot. Where were you? Oh yeah, yeah, I have an enab. You go with me, Chris, you've been asleep. I'm like, hey, I was on the same spot. Not in my ass.

You just went straight and did it and you're like, all right, machinima. Yeah, so I mean, we all do stuff like that, but I should have done a better job with that, you know what I mean. Especially I've been in another country and I'm presenting about that stuff. I put the cream, The crease on my face. That's one thing you just can't hide.

That's just, this is no point lying. You can't play it all. I have like this sheet line, crumpled sheet. You can get the size of a drum. We one time, we did another thing where we went over to England to a university to talk about Machinima. Jason, who plays Tucker, came all the way over there with me. They flew him over their expense. He said nothing. The entire time we were on stage and we were in a panel. He literally said nothing. He said one thing. I said, Jason,

do you want to take someone to guess? That was it. Did nothing the entire time. That's charming. And then he pulled my chair out. And then you quaked the earth. I stood up and then he pulled my chair out from underneath me and that way it goes sit back down and he didn't do it on purpose. But I went down like a sack of spuds. As down a sack of spuds.

You've gone down like a sack of spuds twice that I've seen, the other one being the Tony Hawk, ride skateboard. That was another sack of spuds. I want to say video again like last week It holds up. It's a great. Yeah, thanks dude. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Linked up All right, we had now Brando. Yeah, I should say this podcast is pre-recorded So by the time it airs though we would have released the first episode of gauntlet oh season two season two which i think we're really excited about we're doing stuff a lot different and hopefully you know i don't know if perny you it was

mostly you in terms of camera to enjoy it yeah no we had a fun time you know gauntlet season one was uh... uh... but i'll definitely learning experience for some we've always been a company that i think adapts pretty well uh... it was hard to adapt to like try to find the sweet spot for gauntlet during the season of season one because we pre-recorded so much stuff. It was one of those rare instances where we did a set shoot, we shot all that stuff, and then we were producing the episodes,

and while they were coming out, we were getting user feedback on it. We already had everything else already shot. Normally, that's one of the best things about this company is like, oh, they didn't like this. Okay, well, it's kind of completely clear. Yeah, or what do we take the show in this direction? Yeah. There was, there was almost like, that was a straight shot of, we can't do this.

So I feel like gauntlet season two is a lot more in the vein of the way we normally approach. What you showed me of episode one, I'm just seeing the whole thing. Yeah, blood funny. It's fucking hilarious. Like Brandon said, we're pre-recording, we're recording this Thursday of last week and for us is coming out in two or three days. Yeah, on Sunday at 5 p.m. for sponsor, central 7 p.m. for the public. Hopefully you all have seen it and enjoyed it.

Also hopefully none of us die at PAX because that would make this one pretty uncomfortable. Yeah, I'm on the spot. That's the worst. I have a thing with street passing that I'm hoping will come to fruition at packs I'm really hoping it will come for sure. Good luck. Thanks, do you appreciate it? Windsor panel. Oh, sorry. I want a clock on Friday. That was a great panel. We hope you guys had a lot of fun Welcome, Vino Freelo's Lava and rage quick gets a hair trauma every other day to make his wage While the other staff just sit around and Gus's ass won't leave the ground trauma every other day to make his wage.

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