Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #235

Episode Date: September 10, 2013

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All right, well, hey everybody. We've got Matt Bernie and Gavin. So Gus is gone. Gus is gone He's forever is he that's it. You're the CEO you don't with him We're gonna too much trouble. What did he ever do for us? So as soon as Gus left town, the first thing I did was bring Joe the cat back to the set. I've missed you. Although Matt hates Joe too. No, no, no. I like. I'll go. I just like Monty more. That was a time when. And the reason we can only have one of them is that Monty is definitely allergic to cats. Monty's allergic to cats. I am a weeb in mad when he pissed in a light bag. That's true. Behind a TV. That was yes. When he when he took a duker on my keyboard. That was not my favorite thing that Joe ever did. Joe the cat. Joe. Joe the cat would pee in this one particular light bag.

It was a big long rectangular one that we had to take on location shoots and Joe got really pissed off. That was just a typical egotistical cat message saying you never shine these lights at me. Why am I not on camera? I'm good looking. He could be. He could be in the spot light. He could be in the spot light. He had to change the white balance of the spotlight. He did. He changed the orange balance. That's what he did. He's just, you know, an egotistical feline. What do you have? You have two cats. As far as I know. But you are a dog person. I'm a dog person. I've been trying to pawn off my cats on Joel for years. And it hasn't happened. You know what? Actually has happened, which you went through it as well. We have proven. Sounds like puberty.berty. There's when one consistent thread

through the history of this company. And that is. Laziness. No. People who work at the company are incapable of owning dogs. It's only until recently, like with Rebel, that we had people who could have a dog and keep a dog. Everyone else still would know.

You're still out. You know? How old is Rebel? I had like six months old. In the last 10 years, I've probably had about two years. I'm not from North. Next week and be like nah, the last 10 years I've probably had a lot of my friends work next week and be like nah too much work That was a lot of work. He's put a lot of effort into that dogs are hard dogs are very difficult Let me tell you something. I love dogs. Do you see what I mean? You know how we went I'd have with my dog what I'm with your dog. Okay, it ate a floor

It ate not just one it ate all the floors. It was like how does the dog eat floor? I doggie to couch sure You need a corner for it to rip up. I don't know it comes going to the middle of floor and start It was like some you know horrible Molecule that they find in a science fiction movie that you put it on anything and it just eats through it It was not a box. I was like the blood of an alien basically blood of an alien and so We got a dog. Where are we going to get a dog, right?

Go to the pound or whatever. Somewhere right around the corner. Whatever. I mean, they're dogs everywhere. That's what I would do. I just read a story about Detroit the other day that they have a rampant too many dogs, like feral dogs in the city. Isn't that strong?

You don't want a feral dog. My name is Feral. I just can't go there. And there might be mooses that came down from Canada. I don't know. I want to see a feral dog. Confused a moose and a dog. Anyway, the dogs, too many dogs. Domestic breeds could return to feralness like a duck, a doxin. Could, I, they could say duck. Like a dox, a duck, return to feralness. A doxin could have returned to feral. Like a pack of wild dogs and how much, how much, how much

more entertaining would the weaner dog races in buta have been if they were fair or we know dogs you know that we had weenerdog races when we were in buta we did like every fourth of July right across the road from our office they would have they were world famous weirder or yeah people would come from all over the race we had we had farms that did pig racing like piglet racing not as good. That's good sausage dogs with their other events So you're gonna see the thing where they grease up a pig and then somebody has to catch it Big big greasing. Yeah, they grease a pig

Grease it and then they let it loose and it's usually kids and they have to pick it up and take it to a thing and picking up Agreeced pig would be hard. That sounds really cool. How do you grease a pig? It's like preparing it to be cooked before it's died You know most pigs come pre-greased. Oh yeah. What do they use? What I've learned? It'll be really sick if they use bacon grease. Oh. So what he said that good. Yeah, I saw a photo of like somebody preparing chicken and they said that they're dipping chicken breast. I saw that. I saw the picture. And it's so disturbing to think about that. It was, it was, I'm, I'm coding you in your children. In your dead children. And that was what the yeah, yeah, that's like eating human on a bed of placenta. Yeah. Exactly the same. Yeah. We can actually eat placenta. Well, you can. I'm not. You go ahead. It's fine. It's like the one piece of

a human you can eat without it being illegal. Would you eat like finger nails or hair or something, right? Yeah, that's not really an organ. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Now, see, we talked about this, I think, passing before. So it is not illegal to eat placenta. It's not illegal to eat your own. Because that's part of the birth and process. I've not had one yet.

It's just a little information. If Gavin had a placenta, it wouldn't surprise me the least. Would you? We don't have a placenta at one point. So we took it away from us. Yeah. I could pay you like 20 grand to eat my placenta it wouldn't surprise me in the least would you would you have had a placenta at one point so we took it away from Yeah, I I could I could I could pay you like 20 grand that you might placenta. Oh my god. Oh my god Where are we going? Where are we going? Could you eat somebody else's? Could you eat somebody else's or would that be legal? I reckon if it looked like a different bit of food like placenta sausage or

It was prepared just right with shallots Rose-Mary You know you got to do it up nice, you got to fry it. You got to get the garlic, you got to get the slices, the really thin, some people would ask to show you how unmasked a chef, they have that. That's what you got to do. You have that drizzle of that really fluorescent green

stuff that they put on it. Exactly. You put some of that. You know, it's got to be, you know, culinary experience. I serve with nice silver. It can't just be, it would be like a floor to a more to a dog basically. So this dog. Yeah, this dog. Where are we going to get the where are we going to get a dog? Going to get a pound. Going to just wear a good Detroit,

pet smart pet co where they get dogs everywhere. The dogs line up except not you and your family except not not me for some reason like my wife doesn't is not a dog person right right so she doesn't want a dog so if we're gonna get a dog she's gonna pick a very specific dog just to punish me right right what she's great at doing so what do we do she looks online and Google something I can't quite see the Google search like she's got a computer turned and then she like shows me this like this is a dog I want and the first picture I see the dog is Kelly Preston is holding this dog and I'm like Wait, why is Kelly Preston holding this dog? That's like and it's all celebrities holding this dog

It's like like the most famous dog in the world or something and I'm the same exact dog and then I see her Her Google search is most expensive dog in the world is most expensive dog in the world. So I don't know. We sold the car for the dog. Did you really? No. But we did order a dog from a breeder in another state, which to me is like, you might as well buy a pony.

I mean, that's crazy. So is it like a restaurant where they like they go and make it make it then or is it pre-made? They didn't cook the dog. No, I'm talking about a restaurant No, no, no, no, do they have to like then breed the dog specifically for you? What do they just have a shitload of those dogs line around wouldn't that be awesome? They did have it to breed it specifically for us, but you can make a computer simulation Like they go to the the my mom and papa dog Dog and I hope you guys are horny because the Hullam is just called. You can make this. They need some puppies.

Let's knock it out. Let's get a Labra Doodle. Oh right. It's a combination. See if you can your mind can wrap around this concept of a lab. Labrat and cheese doodle. Exactly right. It's actually half

cheeto if I don't know why if she likes cats no wait she likes cats she likes dogs I like dogs have you seen John rising as dog it's a cat with a dog's head that's true it is John you have a very uh cat get up there and don't face on the screen to defend your dog dog defense which we had a picture of the it is a kitty yeah so what is the thing now where jodicat was not allowed to come in the office hey john this is john everybody

to do right now john is john does that force john made all the shirts recently yeah every like i wear one of his designs pretty much every day Except for today. I'm not wearing a wristy shirt We're gonna do what you're sure And so it was the term that Joe the cat could not be in the office that we couldn't have an office cat A because it was gonna kill Monty because mine's definitely allergic to cats. Yep, like seriously allergic. Yep But then like everybody I was gonna say I bring the dog

Everybody the dog comes to the office everybody brings her dog to the office. Everybody brings their dog to the office. John brings his dog to the office too. All the time. How long? How long? How long? Yeah, like four days. Okay, and the dog's been here 12 times in four days.

Four days, 12 times. Would you say as a man, would you say your dog is manly? Yeah, it's very manly. Do you think you're manly for owning it? Yeah, why not? I love you dog. I love manly for owning it? Yeah? Why not white? I don't know the test on Surging through the microphone. I wish we had a picture of the dog Just just point the camera at Joe and then that's pretty much what you got with Jones cat

Yeah, it's like Joe just just Doggish your dog looks like the thing that the kid rides and never ending story. Yeah, she's got a smaller version My dog is not core Yeah, yeah, Balfour. Balfour the luster dragon. She's part cocker spaniel, part luster dragon. A Treu. Do you know that guy?

Get him that treu. Event we did in Australia. A Treu was on the bus. He was like, he's all grown up now. And he's like covered in tats. Because usually, you're looking around. It's like, well, that person used to be famous for this Yeah, they're not anymore, you know when you but when you see the kid actors We yeah when you see a kid it's like hey who's that and we said I have no idea it and it's like oh there's a tray

There's just a dog yeah, that's the track and yeah, that's right. That's it But yeah, I mean like you guys got that quick we look to the guy that was a tray right and it's like I Apparently the guy from never ending stories. Yeah, that's looking around guy that was a tray you right and it was like I apparently the guy from never Ending stories. Yeah, that's looking around and I was talking to this guy. I was like It's you I didn't say that but I was like oh my god It's me except you had a Mohawk and tattoos 11 is like doing people my age shit for this guy. Yeah, yeah We showed up. What is it now 30 years later? I don't know they're making that movie aren't they? Yeah, I don't think the casting him as a tray you in the remake now what?

Get out of here. They are casting John's dog. You know that much. John Bello the money buddy. Yeah, she's already got an agent We're good. So one of the things we want to talk about is John's be honest hurts What was the first thing that you made for us John for the company? Yeah, when you I'm going cakeless before you worked here Yeah, I'm going cakeless. I'm going cake shirts very first t-shirt Tuesday shirt and that That shirt was one of the I I ran into somebody wearing that shirt at Disney World Disney Land sorry you don't expect to like run into people wearing your shirt all the time and then

when you see them in like an unusual place we were on the story book ride together that's the ride where you go around and they have the little tiny miniature amusement park stuff yeah on there like the little miniature set of Cinderella's castle and stuff like that. And I didn't take my kids. I was just on by myself. I guess anybody was wondering. He was buying a dog. I was just telling myself he was my dog. Matt's dog was Pluto. He had not for a nominal fee. So John why don't you show us what you're working on right now? I think I might get you didn't bring it up there

All right, so he did you did mock not right? He did mock not he did a flint coal flint coal Free Edgar. Here's funny. He's a funny picture that I've took all right back on you know The one that you're gonna show is not the one that's coming out tomorrow though, right? No, what's coming out tomorrow? Can you also show the ones coming out tomorrow? Do you have that one? Yes, I do that's actually a podcast shirt. that's coming out tomorrow though right no what's coming out tomorrow can you also show the ones coming out tomorrow do you have that one yes I do that's actually a podcast shirt that's coming out tomorrow right yeah yeah it's a Rooster's animated adventures so I guess that's technically so you drew a Rooster's animated adventure shirt right there oh right that's a drunk Bernie that's top is that blue shut yeah it's a blue shirt I'd

wear it yeah it's a drunk Bernie whiskey it's drunk Bernie whiskey it's a blue shirt. I'd wear it. Yeah, it's a drug Bernie whiskey. It's a drug and Bernie whiskey. It's appropriate Texas bourbon and you have what's the work in progress you have work in progress is Oh, yeah, look at that. It's cool. Gavin achieve now. Are we looking for feedback look at that? Shnauze yeah, could the entire internet give me feedback on this right now? Yes, everything was first everybody all at once Please say make the nose smaller. Yeah, you maybe make your nose smaller. I already had it made it. Sit up so we can, there we go. I wish I'd do it. Yeah. One more. Yep. I'm like, I'm like this. Yeah. I had you stand by my desk and do that for a while. Yeah.

You said look like Steve Johnson. You could take's picture. You just had him like sit there. No, I wanted him stand by my desk and just Yeah, I'm very traditional with my designs. So I went to six flags recently and uh everyone turns saying make the nose bigger. I want to point out that Gavin actually requested the nose to be smaller. Ashtag bigger nose. I mean, I do. That version, the bigger nose version? No. Now, damn. You don't want to outdo the tower of pimps there. I'll put the one with the bigger nose on the internet.

Listen, long term, your whole life, what are you going to be better known for? Your nose or the tower of pimps? I don't know. Your whole life. It's up in there, man. No, it's not. Tower of pimps is flashing there. I think if I have to have a... That nose is classic. Just nicknamed your nose tower pimps

Maybe I'll get it like because I'll break him and make him smaller right? It's the tower of sniffs I mean you could get no Darshanoss All right, so I was a six flags I was a six flag I just like tarps niffs Okay, you were at Six Flags. Six Flags.

And this is it. They were going out three dogs. Is that a regular one? A way for Bernie to be done with his. All right, go ahead. Funny little thing. So it's always exciting to see a Roustie shot in the wild. That's what I'm saying.

We used to sing the conventions there everywhere. That's what I'm saying. They're all over the gap. Why would you see the cakeless shirt on the storybook ride? That seems weird That's weird you wouldn't get ridiculous, you know, so I was walking past a girl and a she was wearing X-ray and Vav shirt And I in my head I think I can't walk in I was like oh no wait a second. We're not a convention

This is the public so I looked at her and said nice shirt and she said thanks and then she freaked out Because it was and then she was pointing to her mom. And she was like, he's the guy. He's on my shirt. And she was like, what? No, no, it made that better. Is if you look, you had a jacket on and you opened it up, and you had a shirt of her mother on.

How much would she have freaked out right at that moment, right? Don't have to be the best guy ever. Hey, so I was annoyed I didn't take a picture, because I let girl I was like man I should have taken a picture right now I was wearing the flint culture about five minutes later you were in the black gold shirt at that at the thing at the time About five minutes later. I don't see that that's me in a picture of a dude wearing the flint culture I made I made sure I took a picture and I literally walked up to him backwards and I was like put my arm around him I was like hey, we're taking a picture. He was like, oh, and then he looked at me and he's like, oh, I don't know if I've thrown in the same shirt. That is funny to mess with people because you're

the guy on the shirt. That is really cool. The shirt I see the most often in the wild is it's a legitimate strategy. Yeah, I had a weird... I've seen that one more often than in the... Well, it's got a number of years too. Yeah, it's under the belt. Then you should be a time too. Remember we got a convention the number one church. We would see would be home star runners Or star under man. I've seen yeah everywhere. Yeah, but in later years I haven't of course. They stopped making the cartoon. I haven't seen so many of those I see Tabascus Tabascus I see a lot as well the one I used to always see too was Asked me about my

Listen There's a fan habit that the animation guys have where they drink the the booze and they refill the bottle so smell that before you just might yeah, this I didn't look like booze. What is that? Get away. I bet it's fine. What is this? No, what's that? I'm in the bottle with you. Because then we're gonna call somebody over. That's the stick. It's like vinegar. Yeah, that's Kentucky straight bourbon. Nope. That is not right. I didn't smell right It didn't look right in smell What is it? Can I have a way? Is it bad?

Somebody fuck with this All right, I'm not drinking it. I'm not drinking it. Joe Joe that's for you Joe. That's for you I don't know. It smells like coffee.'s was like wine. I think it is coffee That's what it is You guys that's what it is Somebody put coffee in there dude that's lush out of some Well here no no don't do that. Don't do that. Can it?

Can you give me another glass and and more ice to doing another glass? We have ice we don't have ice in the city of boss stuff. Do we have ice over here? Okay Mac is on the podcast to make orders. Yeah, that'd be awesome. You didn't take it. Hey, um, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what tell by how often they're counter-fitted, our legitimate strategy, I always see that one counter-fitted. And then also ask me about my zombie plan.

I wish I'd, honestly looking back, I wish I'd either trademarked or copyrighted it officially or whatever you do for that kind of thing for a zombie plan. I wish I'd done it, that was years ago that we made that day. Was that a four? What's that?

Probably a four or something. I think it was like, oh, four, 2004, 2005, somewhere in there. I have that shit. But like a few months ago, I was walking through a convention and I saw somebody wearing a, asked me about my zombie plant shirt, but it was gray. We big red splatter, big white letters on it.

And ours is black with just white lettering and a white image. That's it. And I stopped him and I go, hey, nice shirt. And he's like, hey, thanks. I go, where did you get that? I go, I go, somebody just took our design and and like redid it. I go that drives me fucking mental. He goes, dude I got this at your booth. I didn't know we had to redesign the shirt.

I like to know that guy. It was given him a hard time. Did John do that one too? Yeah. Yeah John saying yeah. So nice job John. Yeah good work there. Good work. So I completely harassed this dude and I felt bad about it I missed those in doing for right along with us like a Rucity the University Shut with I love those I'm a favorite shirt the pinkish one. I don't know where it went I'm missed that shirt so much. I wish you would bring it back. I think I do well bringing them back right now Hey, everybody had a favorite shirt Joel and I shared our favorite shirt You like you would wear it one day. He would wear it another day. No hold

Good Lord. No. Could you see the nipples through? Yeah, at some point? Joel wears shirts until they're paper thin my favorite shirt we ever had was it was just a plain Great T-shirt and it's a blue army on it like like like Army shirts. We saw two of those one. Do you and one to Joel? Yeah, they were not a popular? We're popular but both Joel and I loved them and I also like the the Ruechertie's polo but those didn't sell very well either yeah or they sold extremely well for a very short period of time I wonder if because people wanted to pullo and stock we got it in stock well people want to know the polo and stock but then when

we would get it in stock they wouldn't buy it it was one of those things like when you would always put a kind of informal polls up in your journal about are you getting St. Nis and this and this and this and people would say yeah, that'd be great, but then when we actually put it out Didn't materialize we learned a long time ago two things about merchandise people like don't have people choose between Two designs right because if no matter which one wins everybody like oh, I'm not gonna buy it because I wanted the other one And it doesn't happen and then also if you say if you put up a design to hey if we turn this into a shirt Which we did early on when we were seeing was for starting if we turn this into a shirt will you buy it? Everybody votes yes, like we would have 28,000 people vote yes

Because they're not putting money up front right exactly And we put it in 50 people would buy it. It's about a thousand to one ratio Yeah, well you we could do like internal kickstart is for shirts and then you get the shirt because you pay for it right internal kickstarters So you would be like this shirt this shirt and then if you want this one you donate ten bucks and if it wins you get it So so vote with oh, thank you so much. So what if it doesn't win? They just don't get a shirt and we get money. Nah, you just get it back with them. Oh, okay, or I can, you know, the price. It's okay.

All right, well, I'm going to read this thing now because the sign was held up. I'm filling in for Gus and I'm not doing a good job. I'm going to say that before we start. Make sure you read it alphabetically alphabetically. As many told us at the beginning, whenever we have to do the reads, we have to make an alphabetical read all the words. I'm saying, do this one first. What does it mean? Alphabetical.

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It's all. Sorry, Matt. I actually get I can't believe 20% is a big that's a big discount. That's pretty good. I'm going there after the show. Well Matt, you're the CEO of Rstief, Ben of the company since the very beginning. Yeah, you know the value of having your own space on the internet company. That's like that is like the number one thing that we we tell people. Yeah, I mean in all honesty in all seriousness, seriousness, that's in all that, that, you know, having your own home is very important online, you know, you can't maintain with all the ups and downs and crazy machinations of this wonky internet world we're in now unless you've got your own space carved out. So I think going out and making your own website, yes, do it. People don't want to do it now because they can

go to go to Facebook and go, you know, put make a YouTube Channel or whatever. But have your stuff on Reddit. Promote it on Twitter. Yeah. Yep. But you don't have that stuff. Man, you know, somebody else owns that. Well, we had started doing that kind of thing back when we first started Rishar Chief. Yeah. Those sites would have been slashed up. We would try to get linked on slashed out every day. Right. Farc and MySpace. We would have a site on MySpace. Yeah. Or tripod. Geocities. Yep.

You know, a big inspiration for a receipt. When we first started out, we looked at other people who were very successful at the time. And it was like, there was a group of guys. Gavin, you ever watched Super Troopers before? No. Okay, so there's a very popular DVD in Americaica called super troopers it had a very short cinematic run and there's a group of five guys and they made a comedy it's about state troopers i think in broken lizard new hamster to name the group is broken lizard and uh oh i put them yeah and so they sold uh

they sold a million copies of their dvd on home video made them a huge hit and everybody it's like everybody in college had that DVD and We took a look at them in the way that you know they were marketing themselves like watch that they were doing and we did that with a lot of people Like we took a close look at home star runner and pinier arcade and everybody just trying to see what people were doing online and while we were looking at that Broken lizard took their site turned it off and just sent everyone to their Myspace page. And it just that's crazy. That seemed like a smart idea probably at the time for them, but then my space evaporates essentially four or five years later or turns into a totally music site. What is my space? Music? Yeah. Is it? Yeah. Yeah. And Napsters for just naps. Seems like. What is Napster right now? But hey, we I mean we really do believe in this making your own website. So the next part of this thing I'm supposed to read is

Send us your website if you go if you square space and make your website send us a link to it hashtag Rooster Teeth Squarespace and We'll take a look at it So that'd be cool. And five, am I supposed to read this part too? For five lucky people, they get a square space gift pack with a free t-shirt and free mullskin notebook. Mullskin. That's taking it up a notch. The mullskin I think is actually what John's dog's fur is. I'm pretty sure John, John makes our website out of Squarespace.

Twitter link to your Squarespace website using the hashtag Rootscheats Squarespace. Now seriously we're really, we're really, really pro making our own website. We think everybody should do that. You should get your your voice out there and have your own home online. I'm glad you did that because I would have been bored when I was a lot younger. Well thank you. I'm glad you found us. And here we all are today. Yeah. Hey, I'm having a few bevs. This is one of the top of the web design. Why don't we get Ben up there there talk to Ben because Ben is heading home To lovely UK Ben looks inconvenient. I guess we're not doing

Okay, Ben head off back to UK get your ass all out there Is he not going there? Yeah, that took some convincing Jesus This is gonna be well worth it. I drive I drive Ben home almost every day. What's Joe's head? I just wanted to take this opportunity to say Ben. I'm not driving you back to England Is that you you drive Ben home every day pretty much really? Well, you work late Ben Fan Ben's all serious. I was a little bit late, but if you could drive me home later, so this is a bit much I did skip out. I will I did skip out on on the The RT recap. I'm sorry about that

I I let the one day I was supposed to hang out and stay longer to be in the recap and then take you home I left it like the real clock It's fun. I had the weekend to get over it. Jeff Yahn who is the technical director for Ruby, was my stand-in. And that was his arm. So that's not my arm. My arm is way sexier. I just want everybody to know that. You're that in spirit.

Why are you up there? What are we talking about? Guys, what's my second bout of Ben? Because Ben is leaving for the UK. You're heading back. What are you guys doing? Stay there. Stay there.

What have you done on the site, Ben? Yeah. And then you guys want to tease your upcoming thing you got coming out. but we're back in New York. That's probably so angry if you see it right now. He would be furious. I should just get you furious. Just get the list. He would throw a bet off.

So just try to do your best in tease. Okay, so making a new website and there's loads of sick new stuff on it and it's gonna come out soon and it's gonna be a new website and that revolutionary functionality. I'd like to see bringing more of the features, Rupert's teeth, community members love, to the surface, prioritizing everybody's communication into mingling into section. Can we get a job?

Buzzwords. Buzzwords. Prioritizing. I am buzzed words. Synergy. How many bebs have you had today Ben? I? I think Ben is the heaviest drink of all of us here at Ristina is a true If that's true then that's a great title to have Ben by the way is perfectly legal to drink even though

I am like a very young man. He is it's probably legal for you. I love to see his liver I put his twice the size of my god did livers get bigger when they deal with booze? I was wondering do we have to buy a second seat on the plane for Ben's liver? Is it like a muscle that you train it? Because if you do a lot of muscles, exercise. You get bigger muscles and your heart gets bigger if you do rowing or something. Does your liver get bigger if you bevel over it? Does it work with masturbating? your heart gets bigger if you do rowing or something, does your liver get bigger if you bevel over it?

Does it work with masturbating? He's a big arm. He's a big arm. He's a big arm. He's a big arm. He's a big arm. Have you ever been up to tell someone the wine star? He's got a great right wrist.

Have you ever been able to tell somebody's wine-garm? We've shown the... Remember the German arm wrestling champion that we showed? I mean, did you ever see that guy? It's just a big... I have not. I've read a full photo. I had one of my close friends in high school. How was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and how was it on and arm. I bet it's longer as well and but people would always get the bones get in like stretch when you throw. But

then it does all anybody would say was you know what you've been doing with that arm you know. No it was annoying. It was like yeah that was just that was just jerking on farm as far as anybody else. I love the other video. I just haven't to like lift weights furiously with the other ones trying to even it up. He's like a fiddler crab. He's like a fiddler crab. He's like a fiddler crab. The one big claw. Exactly. What's the name of the fish crab thing that changes shells, I guess, bigger? That is a hermit crab. Yeah, that thing's cool. Have you ever seen one with that shell? Yeah, what's it like? It almost looks like a spider. Oh yeah? A little bit. Yeah, I mean,

it's just, you know, they jammed anything. I saw a really cool thing where, uh... You're getting a shell. you want a portable home? You need one, because you don't, like, how you get home tonight? Ah, figured out. Like, you just hung out late and whatever, then you're just gonna, like, what, get out of it.

I can't take in my car, because I already have one Brit in there. It's a cute car. I have a one Brit per car. You got to have more Brit than America. I see. Yeah. The end of the same car. Also, so that throws the whole equation off.

So, Ben, we didn't talk about anything serious while you were up there for two seconds and now you're already seated. Are you ran scared? I don't blame them. People are scared of that hot seat man. They don't like to stay up there. The website that Ben's working on and John's been helping him with some design stuff is gonna be great. It's really, really cool. And I think Barbara mentioned that we were working on some stuff on a news post a few weeks back. And Ben has been just kind of alpha testing it with some mods and I don't know who's seen it yet.

Just mods. Admin's. Toss him. It's going to be awesome. Can we tell the awesome? Any ETA on it? I'm super excited about it. Into the year.

When was the year for ETA? What? This year. So some so this year means next year. When are we going back to the PHP BB forms? I got that. That's the German arm. Yeah.

There we go. Yeah. It's just everything's bigger. Yeah, his whole arm is like enormous. Like his fist. That's creepy. That's really creepy. That's really creepy. That's what clubs must be.

So you want to go back to the old PHPB. Thing is out just that I was messing around with a kid. You know, it's funny because that's essentially what Twitter turned into is it's just a worldwide form. It's a worldwide form. On no topics. Yeah. And everybody's in one topic, basically.

And it's pretty much what you'd expect where... The TLD-A version. Yeah, the whole thing is, right? That'd be funny. That had a great alternative name for Twitter. Let's see what it is. I'm gonna look at TLDR.com, see what that is. What is some Tumblr crap?

I'm gonna worry. Somebody else is registering it right now, because it's podcast. You know, there's the future of information. I don't think it made it. It looks like. Look at my, by the way, look at my, my cracked my laptop the other day, Gavin.

And it looks really cool at first. And it started to do what yours was doing with the pencils. The pencils are dying. Yeah, or like the, the liquid crystal is slowly leaking out. Yeah. So the crack, I have lost like 30% of my pixels now. Really? It makes watching porn really annoying.

I bet it does. I bet it does I bet it does It makes like watching it like the night your bowling on is not as big as it used to be It's like when you used to watch porn as a kid Matt and it was like scrambled and you had to like that was the worst man You know on you just watch it on the cable you watch it all I think it's a movie. It was a movie. It didn't give you a good imagination though. It was good It was good. I think it was a good movie Why you used the dumbest words for everything? How can you hit the word booby? I think it was a good imagination though. It was good. It was good. I think it was a good movie. Why?

It was the dumbest words for everything. How can you hit the word booby? I wouldn't like to refer to it. Something like a kid would refer to us. Well, oh, nice booby. It would be disturbing. It would be disturbing if you got naked with a girl and she gets nice peepee.

Right? There are some terms that would just be like, completely inappropriate for a bedroom on the other end of the spectrum like they're way to appropriate Or way to I guess you Femistic is basically what it is. I'm all for the disfemisms Disfemisms nice real what? So you hate the word boo what are the words you hate? I I want I wouldn't do somebody she hated the word pussy panties She hated I think a lot of them word Pussy panties. She hated

it. I think a lot of women hate that. Lord panties? Yeah. What is it? You know, because it like infantilizes. What does female sexes mean? Infantilizes female sexual violence. Female sexual violence. I think anything ending in ease shouldn't be said in the bedroom. Ease really? Yeah. Like boobies panties. Did you make it diminutive and jump like pussy's? Pussy's. Go ahead. From the list, why don't you? We need. We need.

We need. Doggies off the menu then. Just so you know, ends in E, you're screwed Gavin or not. Doggy. Doggy style. OK. You from my ear? Mm.

So you guys seen any movies? Do you guys see all the flap last week about Star Trek and the DVD release that Star Trek's going through? What flap did that cause? So they're doing a weird thing where every place you buy the Star Trek Blu-ray is that wherever retail store you buy that it has different features. Like the audio commentary is not available. Any of the Blu blue rays unless you buy it off of iTunes. I think the Twilight movies were the first to do this. Ah, see that sucks. Yeah, it's not that it's you go one place and you get bonus features, right?

It's that there's there's completely different ones. Except if you want everything you have to buy it a bunch of times. Yeah, you can't go to one place to buy everything. You have to go to different places. Somebody called us on it because they said you guys had a different version of your 10-year box. a bunch of times. You can't go to one place to buy everything. You have to go to different places. Why do they do different places? Somebody called us on it because they said you guys had a different version of your 10 year box. But you know, it's the same box that it had another disc, you know, paper envelope attached

to it. So if you wanted everything, you can go to one place for your street.com and buy it. Right. Right. If you want everything, with this, the Star Trek and with the way they did Twilight thing, you can't go to one place and buy it. You have to go to a bunch of hunt down these different features. I only know this because my wife and her like Twilight circle of friends and watch those move tricks.

You don't have to do this. I'm going into it. I'm doing it. This is what happens when you have a death-to-returned dog. Thanks for opening the bottle away from the mic. Hey. This is what happens when you have a death to return a dog. Thanks for opening a model away from the mic. Hey, so they had to go They all picked like I'm gonna go to target you go to this other place I'll go to this other place and we'll all get like the different versions of Twilight Wow

Yeah, and they have like a Twilight party in Washington. Yeah, I left the house. I bet and I came here And I know that I really can't believe that your wife watches Twilight. That's so surprising to me. I mean, look, whatever people like is fine by them, but it just surprises me that she really likes Twilight that much. She's female and every single female in North America such wildlife. Isn't it? She's a huge fan of Twilight now. So, right? Seriously? She's gonna get me some of that. Team Edward. That's not a yes, Phil. Right there. Now, there you go. got you know there when can you get in front of that green screen and that's sure

I mean when I'm gonna disappear. I want to see what happens when my when on on my wife went to see one of The Twilight movies on a member. Which one it was Twilight seven the darkening or whatever. Yeah She went on the same night that the movie the blind side was opening. Yeah, and Apparently the entire U.T. football team She went on the same night that the movie The Blind Side was opening yeah and apparently the entire YouTube football team pulled up in a bus and saw all these women waiting in line to get a twilight and they were all going on like on a School trip to see the blind side. Yeah, and they all leaned out the bus windows and yelled

Team Jacob At the top of their lungs. So in case you're wondering, you see, apparently it's Team Jacob. Apparently so. I, he's pretty buff, dude. I guess so. Well, you know, he's, he was, uh,

I don't know the name of the actor, but he was one of the spy kids. I had no idea. Was he really? It wasn't he? The kids from Twilight, the werewolf kid was one of the spy kids, wasn't he? Which is a big Austin franchise.

So, he was lava boy. Sorry, he was lava boy. So he was a werewolf Lava hold on I'm gonna look this up. He was in one of the Rodriguez franchise. I think it was shark boy and lava girl And what's his name? Hold on all right, actually tell us what you feel about the Twilight It's Taylor something. I remember because Taylor Yes, because didn't need date Taylor Swift How have they done that with Taylor and Taylor which is the most ridiculous. That's like a bad 70s folk rocker Taylor and Taylor. How did go black and why is the middle queen? It's a magic lecture.

How you delivering a green shirt. All right. Well, she's wearing a green shirt with a green hat. How do they do that? Okay. Taylor Lawner was Sharkboy in the adventures of Sharkboy and Loviger. Man, that's cool. I never knew that. Yeah. So he was, which is a Robert Rodriguez film, big Austin filmmaker.

Yep. So maybe there was some weird, the UT guys maybe felt and affinity towards. Oh, because he's Austin, Austin Cret. Yeah, he does, he does. There you go. So listen, one thing I want to say is, I've always defended the Twilight franchise,

even though I've never watched it or seen it, or had anything to do with it, because I'm okay with people liking stuff. People like this, they go, they go, Abe should for it. And I think people should be allowed to like stuff they want to like. So go ahead. Why don't you like my big problem with it is actually that there's so many like young girls that would read that and think that it's the most amazing thing ever. And it's going to

teach them really bad shit. Is going to teach them that they don't have to have to have any goals. They don't have to have any sort of personality. They don't have to be cool in any sort of way They just have to decide who to bang Across four books is who is she gonna end up banging for a long period of time I know we were banging in this Best salesman for Twilight ever Yeah, you want to read it now, that's it. Well, you should skip to the Twilight fanfic, which is 50 shades of gray

Yeah, which is that's what it is right? Is that a real thing? Is it a fanfic? No, you then it started as a fanfee. Yeah, that's cool Yeah, yeah, they just changed the names How is that possible though? Because it isn't 50 shades of gray about a professor who like dominates in it in an SNM relationship this woman is not what that's about I don't think it's a professor I think it's a billionaire yeah yeah that's what it is okay it's a billionaire so they changed vampire to billionaire yep same thing though I thank you Ashley for the I guess the attack on twilight the defense of young ladies everywhere but I do think like like twilight it is entertainment not at all entertainment has to be

you know that uplifting and has to be motivational it doesn't have to be i guess it doesn't have to say good example it doesn't have to be if it can be degrading the women totally fine it's like how is that like creating a women i'm just kidding i'm just rolling off what actually said and the you know and i i think we said this before like like one you see one direction you see these dads. Oh, man Daughters to one direction. So the other day. I'm glad you have boys by the way and in the in the

I the other direction generation the other day we went to the movies and My older son and I went to see the Percy Jackson movie Which is actually pretty enjoyable movie. Is that still going on pretty jacks? Oh, yeah, yeah There's a lot of those books There's like seven 20 of them or something. I don't know yeah There's a lot of line which in the wardrobe books, too. They're not gonna make any more of those that bet no there I think they're finishing that up. Oh really? I think so yeah after that prince caspeying how much does that thing make? I Don't enough made a good idea. Whatever anyway, so me and me and my older son went to Percy Jackson and my wife and my younger son went to one direction the one direction moving and

Apparently they danced the entire time You go there. We go. There's my younger son. He's third from the left That looks like all the same person to me. It does to me too. They back to you. No listen We better try carefully here tonight. Give my opinion of one direction. Wait, well, let me I would love a bridge get in you You know you get back up there. I want to get my Pinnies back up and then Ben will give his I want they are prepared for that I want to prepare you for this is that saying anything about one direction that is negative We'll earn you a lot of hate from some very dedicated fans in that case. This is what I'm gonna say okay

One direction suck flat. They are terrible hate from some very dedicated fans. In that case, this is what I'm going to say. Okay. One direction, suck flap. They are terrible and they are probably the worst thing to come out of the United Kingdom that I've ever seen and I wish they never happened. Ben? That's a valid opinion. Ben's drunk that he was earlier. Ben, did you see that one direction, maybe it? I have not yet. Ben's drunk that he was earlier.

Hey, I'm done. Ben, did you see the one direction maybe yet? I have not yet. What you can't see. You can't see this from the framing of that shot. But both Ben and the microphone are leaned at a 30 degree angle, and they've had to lean the camera at the same angle. I'm letting Char piece a Ben style. So you're saying about one direction. What's going on? How do you feel about? I feel that?

You know I like you know what they cover no All right, all right at university and our club nights that they have like two of their songs will come on a night I never was crazy. They're great to dance to That's the end of my opinion You come on you this more to it than that you lying bastard. You love him. Don't you? Who's the best one? Nile. Who? Nile. Nile. Nile? Nile? Yeah, like the river Yes Exactly denial is not a river in these so there's Nile There's a guy in one direction there's Percy

noishwick Percy Jackson is the project that's the five dudes from one right squid which yeah this reminds me we shot that Harry Potter thing that I did yeah a couple weeks ago then we showed it a couple weeks after that you meant packs yeah packs where does it think coming out well Brandon was talking about putting out Sunday. Oh, okay Brandon is that still a plan? Can we gonna control room? Is that possible? No, they don't have any mics in there. They just like stare at the camera I'm gonna wait their hands But Ben, I want to thank you too because we actually started that series, but what do you know?

We started that with you and that was a lot of fun. Can you correct me on something? Oh this does them? When is it going to be Sunday? I told you I'm there Hi, no mic in there. Here's a fuck. We have a fucking headset on it. You know Mike Chris Prick won't you eat some snow cones? Hey, hey, what's your bumblebee? Hey, can I give a Chris a shout out real quick? Yeah, yeah, and and gaff too. We have tomorrow actually. We have an awesome Slate of releases. What do you got there actually? Tell us you bring it over. Let's go That's gonna be totally wasted I got

I got to drive to be I might actually drive to England hey so we got a bunch of cool releases tomorrow cool thank you um we have uh uh the extended version of a simple walk in the Mordor with how much I think it's like 15 extra minutes of stuff and a bunch of bonus features that we never put out. Yeah, more blisters, more of Carrie's loyal region suffering. We should have done a slow mo blister. He got it shot crossed. I think is what happened. And that's coming out tomorrow on DVD and also like iTunes and stuff like that. And then we have a really a really cool achievement hunter achievement hunter's first DVD slash whatever long form thing like that. Do we

uh fails of the week? Yeah. Hey, hello. We did a bunch of special interviews for it to put in between Eclipse and at one point I tried to tackle Jeff during the interview and it didn't go well for me So I got for that but it's a very it's I was really happy with the way that DVD turned out and brain and produced that whole DVD turned out great I felt I felt kind of bad honestly because it like oh what because we did our interviews and twos And was like hey, how do you think of this person? Like Jack said all this nice stuff about us, and I was like, oh, and then I was like,

I'm like, I'm wondering what I said about Jack, and it cuts him, he's going, oh, oh, and then it cuts a Michael, and he was like, oh, dole holl. Oh, and I was like, oh, you guys did totally brutalize Jack. I don't know if Jack's seen it, yeah. He's not gonna be asking about it when it comes out. It was a hotly nice, I wish you had told us. Did totally realize Jack I don't have to see it yeah Hold us You're probably first and Jack was like I love those guys so much and you guys didn't Michael did all Yeah, it was pretty funny. Sorry, and then the last one

Slomo guys. Yeah, so compilation of a bunch of slow-mo guys videos what we've done with some extra stuff and some cool things And that's gonna be on iTunes. Yeah, so no physical, but you know iTunes is wicked. Yeah, it's awesome so Look at this those are all coming out tomorrow. So You got the scoop here first on the podcast On the podcast yeah I First on the podcast yeah I got to get a list of questions for Gavin and Google but I did it was only you that can play

It didn't seem like good thing well. He doesn't have a list unfortunately. Oh mother fuck you can't tease the audience like that Yes, I can I can totally okay, you just spend five minutes telling you what's gonna come out tomorrow There's that teasing that's giving forming them. That's teasing you. No, it's going on. Is it coming out tomorrow Tuesday? Is Gavin or Google? When is it coming out tomorrow?

Tomorrow. They all have those three of those things coming out. Oh, yeah. And a lot of people aren't going to see this until Wednesday. Oh. All three of those things came out yesterday. When does the other... Oh, no.

So if you're at home right now watching on the livestream, all three of those things come out tomorrow September 10th if you're watching this or listening to it later all the three of those things came out yesterday September 10th. I really wanted to do the slow-mo one like release everything but just without the slow-mo Just like play everything normal. It's just a 5 minute down. Although it would be what's great is you I didn't I read all the ads They're telling me to read more ads. I don't know what ads I have left to read This is going off the rails. Um, what were you saying? They could do that now just watch it on fast forward. Yeah, is it what you can't how do you do that? Oh, I changed you

They just have a button on your remote. Yeah, I had these that just doing this on the script Thank you. Yeah, I like that. You know to wish I All phone is great for an interface and by the way some stuff is coming out tomorrow for Apple We should talk about that. I mean yesterday tomorrow stuff is coming on again in champagne. Hey, we are we are we are gonna fucking rule The announcements tomorrow did I mean between us releasing three DVDs and Apple releasing Apple TV or whatever the fuck there I'm number six who gives a shit. How about there about there how about this we'll go up on a stage

go ahead in front of a giant projection thing and we'll give a presentation about it you should do a job style yeah see you know black shuttle neck yeah i'm fucking there you go do it do it do it i'm all over it i did it already but i wish because this is where all you recorded it's in the past we're talking about what already happened now now you've got to do it otherwise you you break shit. Hey, it's space. I'm continuing. There you go. We did it We did it. Mm-hmm. Boom. I wish iPhone I wish the iPhone on the scrubbing mechanism which already sucks Because not everything has that like fine tune. We can go down to go like to quarter

What doesn't have that? Okay, uh, so that somebody used to do it. It might be the Crouch time maybe the quick time app YouTube doesn't have that you're right Yeah, you guys though like breakout thing up above also I wish it had a thing that when you let go of the screen it would ignore whatever movement you last did like I Get to the point. I want to on the timeline What does that mean? So when I let go it always moves it one like one tick left or right when I let go It's especially on let's play. It's like 40 minutes long and your score by is this big. It's like 22 minutes. Yeah.

Oh, 34 minutes. Yeah. Who would ever want to ping it and you want to let go precisely? Yeah. If I hold it in the position for like more than three or four seconds and then let go, it must know that's what I want. I don't want to let go. Oh yeah, that's it.

Let me jump ahead five minutes. Yeah. And then let go. Listen, he's got the problem too. He's got the fucking problem too. I do. I do. For sure.

All right, this episode of the Sheath Podcast is brought to you by TriStar Pictures, two guns at cinemas. Cinema. I love the word cinema. I love the word. You don't call them that, do you? You call them musical audiences. We call them theaters, but I can be answer to you.

It's pretentious, but sometimes I change the E and the R on in and do it RE. Like this, you know? Yeah. In the great UK. You did it with the word center as well. I do occasionally. And calur, I sometimes put the U in calur. Would you like to wear some armor?

Some armor. I would like to wear armor. Why don't they, why don't you k people pronounce things the way they spell them? We do well you don't say the a tray. I know Sintre the a tray you don't say armore Why don't you guys do that? I'm a ruler get on that anyway, so I get can we talk about what you did? They talk about it related to guns. I already showed half of it to a do we have do we have? I see X do you are we allowed to show you that on the podcast or anything like that I'm asking

Patrick is he listening he says no he's like oh man well oops I already showed it to a bunch of people all right it's bad ass it is really totally bad ass can I say what we did yeah sure yeah go for it bloody exploded a car. Yeah, it is so cool Oh, and I did something that I've always wanted to do and that is dive away from an exploding car in slow-mo You actually did a tremendous job at all because for people who watch the video I feel comfortable saying this Gavin was supposed to run away and the car was explode on a certain step He was in the middle of that step the car didn't explode and the car was explode on a certain step. He was in the middle of that step, the car didn't explode,

so Gavin had the presence of mind to not jump, but instead... Wait, oh, okay, we can't do the drill. It's too good. Wait, was I resting? I was confused for a second. But yeah, the presence of mind not to jump and wait a little bit longer.

This is something that I've discovered being a professional slow-mo man. Is that if you mis-time something, is this playing the whole thing You want to know an interesting thing about mr. Denzel Washington right there. It's got a minion thumb We were looking at the list of actors Who have been in the highest grossing box office movies? And we were comparing people with I don't know how to qualify that must be lead roles because some of the minor characters in Harry Potter would have just tons of money bankrolled.

For that. But Denzel Washington makes a list, but he makes it for a very specific reason. You know it's one of the unique things about Denzel Washington's career? No. He has never appeared in a sequel. And there's a handful of actors that have never been in a sequel. There's a whole separate list for that. I think that Leonardo DiCaprio is one of them as well. Leonardo DiCap that have never been in the sequel. There's a whole separate list for that. I think that Leonardo DiCaprio is one of them as well.

Leonardo DiCaprio has never been in the sequel. Really? Any kind. Well, because how would you do Titanic, too? We should write a movie called Denzel II. What's eating Gilbert Grape again? Yeah, we should. Denzel the sequel.

Yeah. And there we go. And honestly, honestly, Yeah, we should then tell the sequel. Yeah, and they're just there we go I mean honestly honestly Jason say what? There you go, Jo. So yeah, there's a moment in this video though because because this is what I was saying before If you are if you bitch something up in slow mo like you messed up the timing or you kind of looks like you're faking it You like a bitch for a really long time like it looks crap for ages right?

Because it's so many I was really worried that I would die before the explosion so I took an extra step and that meant missing all the padding I was landing on but it made for good timing I too I was nervous about was I was pressing the red button premium phantom operator right here with training oh you were not one pressing the red button I was doing it man I was no no no no no no no okay then you've done me to fuck something up no no I was doing it man. I was no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Alright, you just want to hold this button, press that button, and ask and record it. Okay? And don't hit it when the explosion happens, hit it when you think it's going to happen. I'm like, oh that means...

And then also, don't hold the button down the button too long because that will erase everything. What? It's the same button? Who designs something that's erased and recorded the same button? The camera records to wrap. You make video games? The camera records into RAM and you have to clear the ram if you want to shoot again So to clear the ram you hold down the record, but oh fuck that so I basically said you only have four seconds of recording

And obviously we only got one car right so make sure you press it within four seconds Yeah, and but don't press the two logs you don't press it too long and also and also we did we had another shoot not too long ago the Which was across post shoot doc to pepper video yeah and Brand and I'm a burping on camera brand and had at missed one of the Yeah, the slow mom why wasn't gonna name and shame him but I guess I already podcast So brain and Brandon came and talked to me about

He told you that before the explosion right? Yeah and that was like you motherfucker Like the we can shoot the crossbow again That's not a big deal if we blow up the Miss blown up the car We're fucking done That's it we can't afford another car I told you about my scariest one, right? What's that?

We'll go ahead with that then. I might have already sent them to podcasts, but yeah, it was top gear and we crashed a train into a car. Fuck. And we had it all set up. It took like three hours to set up. The railway track was closed. We then waited about five hours for the weather to become good. And then a train came,

flying through a car and I was just on the button like, and there was two cameras. That's fucked up. One cable going to two cameras. If the cable was bugged, I wouldn't know. I was just playing through a car and I was just on the button. And there was two cameras. That's fucked up. One cable going through a camera. If the cable was bugged, I wouldn't know. I was just like, and the moment where I saw the train hit the car and the car was just disappeared and went all the way down the track, walking up to the cameras, scary as a moment on I've just

hoping that the cameras were still turned on and they had a full ram and I saved it just a little. And then I'd better look. It's brutally nerve-racking. It really is because it's like, you only get one shot and it's a shitload of money on the line. And if you don't hit it,

it's like everybody looks at you, it's like, oh, the guy didn't hit the button. That's so easy. Why can't you hit a fucking button? You know, I'm in like, they're looking to think you're gonna fucking retarded. You know, for not hitting the button, but it's, it's in the moment.

It's a really high pressure thing. Or you hit it too soon and you put it in shot And or you or you hold it down for you know two and a half seconds and raise everything Even if you even if it's a repeatable subject Sometimes I've been a job where it be like Robert Downey Jr Spinning upside down attached to robots and bombs on Sherlock Holmes And it's not like he can do it again, but he probably doesn want to do it again. No, probably doesn't want to do it again So another moment where I'm just like Don't want to get yelled at by guy rich is it is it by the way?

Everything though in production like that like that's what's actors get a lot of flak because they have these tantrums on set or whatever Yeah, but actors do have a thing where Everyone else on set can essentially take as long as they want to to get stuff done. They might get yelled at or they would push the day back, but the lighting guys will sit there for three fucking hours, wiggling a light and getting it perfect. The sound guys like, oh, we gotta wait for the plane. I have Christian bailed the yell at them, but other than that. The cinematographers like, we gotta wait five hours for the weather to clear up all that.

And then it's like, okay, now everything's perfect for everybody else. It took us eight hours. Now you have 30 seconds actor to get your performance go, right? Go. Now. Hit took us eight hours. Now you have 30 seconds actor to get your performance go, right? Go, now go, right now. You have to be right on point. No fuck-ups in the moment, exactly on the... It's hard. And that's why Christian Bale is like

I'm keeping over a guy in a terminare movie and the fucking cinematographer who's been working for two hours on the lights is in the background with the lights, that's why he gets that upset. Yeah. You had two hours to get this fucking shit right. No, I mean, if you've ever been on a set, you'd be sympathetic to Christian Bale. That's an he gets that upset. Yeah, you're two hours you get this fucking shit right no I mean if you've ever been on a set you'd be sympathetic to Christian bail in that scenario Yeah, because when he gets upset and he has to do it

He doesn't have three hours to do it. He's got to hit it immediately. He's got to get it right and you and you know Those things were he's like boo crying. He's like it's like all right actually it's like oh my buddy. Oh hold on playing It gets in the moment that he gets out of the moment, that he gets into it again. It's not easy. That's what is a crazy. That's why I'm there. Head to messed up from there on and off. You know, this.

And they're feeling the exact same pressure you felt with that button. But they got 300 people sitting there staring at them, you know, going, get it right. And expecting them to just get it right, because they're Christian Bay. I don't really know. I'm really gonna shut out of order.

So sometimes the most climactic scene like even if the scene before is them running and stuff and all that the scene they're shooting they've not run anywhere probably right so they've got to be like you got to pull that out of nowhere it's crazy yeah yeah and the red button you know a piece of advice I got from a director one time but shooting movies we're younger Matt he says guide Sundance he goes a piece of advice I got from a director one time about shooting movies when we were younger Matt He says guide Sundance he goes. Well a piece of advice real advice. I said sure he goes shoot in a movie Shoot the nude scenes on the first day and I was like oh because everyone's nervous He goes nah he goes actors what they do is when they get into footage in the can then they're like

I don't want to do the nude scene. I don't think it's you know True to my character and all that even though they have a contract to be in a nude scene or something like that He goes they'll just back out of it if you do it on like week number three He's by shooting the first day He goes you they know that you can replace them and they haven't don't have all the footage in the can yet I was like wow this guy is either Super jaded or actually knows what he's talking about yeah Talks about like contractually when actors have an obligation to be in a nude scene that they know if they get 50% of the

Movie shot you're not gonna replace them because they didn't do. They'll just get a body double or something like that. So we need to write some good advice so we can do it. Hey, Monty, I see you over there on the sidecar. You here to talk to us a little bit about Ruby? No. No, what are you going to talk to us about? Alaska Airlines. So we just got back from PAX and Monty was at PAX showing by the way congratulations on the most recent episode of Ruby. It was absolutely awesome. The mountain was top for no. Oh yeah it was good. It was not a work. So you missed your flight first, didn't you? Well first I missed my flight. Why did you miss it? I was in a tizzy of the weekend. It was pretty crazy. Um, I don't feel like this money has lots of content.

Describing how, but yeah, I missed my flight. I thought it was at 230. It turned out to be at 11. I was like, great. So I had the way to like, I should just wander around Seattle for like a whole day. Which is fun. I mean, I like Seattle, so that's not a problem. But it 24 hours later, I'm getting on my plane. This, I hope this is a good fuel for another animated adventure Jordan I do this for you I'm getting on the planet and I'm like half awake or half half dead or whatever and I'm just Chatting it up with a lovely friend of mine. You know who you are and Shut up. I'm like I'm just saying like I

I can't wait to crash into my bed when I get home and there's like an old lady next to my right and she's like Did you just say crash and I'm like oh? Yeah, you know just figure she's I just wanted I'm just really tired and she goes running to the flight attendant back in the room and I already and I'm Only moments later. I'm already passed down here. I feel a tapping on my knee and flight attendants, like I need to talk to you in the back of the plane. And they walk me to the back of the plane and the guys like, so some passengers overheard you talking about crashing the plane.

I'm like, no man, I'm tired. I was talking about, it's a figure of speech. He's like, we just wanna make sure you don't have any problems with the plane, that you have no ill will towards the plane. I'm like, what? I'm on the plane. And eventually, elites who end one of the flight attendants

were being a real bitch. He's like, that's the most irresponsible thing I've ever heard. And I'm like, what? It's a figure of speech. It's a fun job or a fun job. So I mean, I had a nice comfy exit row seat seat and they made me move back to the back of the plane just so that lady, the old Haggard-Aff bitch would be comfortable. Yeah, so I had to move to the back of the plane just because I said the word crash.

So what do they think you're only going to crash to the back of the plane? I guess so. Fucking dumbasses. Yeah, that's the the story I've never heard of that before I thought I was starting something having in movies can you like it seems like the simplest I mean I mean how many like words or are forbidden when you're on a plane bomb can't I've heard I know you can't say bomb I've heard people say you can't say bomb you know it's all or you can say it in the line complete complete complete I mean really say you can't say bomb you know, it's all or you get in the line Blu-blu-blu-y Blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu

I mean really I mean can we just like come up with a bunch of stuff? Sure It's not what's probably everybody get down get the fuck down get the fuck down. I mean It's really good. That's a certain point isn't it? I mean it's like I cool you loved ones Should it should that should that would that be considered any any level of racist? I mean should I just like then? I What race are you in that? American Indian apparently Mongolia What is that?

But you know how in the airport they say they state the obvious of everything is like don't have a knife Don't have acid don't have a grenade all this like fire on my face on the picture They have the round cannonball with the wick yeah on the top like you're in like an old 1890s drama Also the acid is like in a job melting into the hand It's just a jar of acid, but they should have another one saying don't say bomb don't say crash don't say The packs is fun Well, Monty I'm glad you didn't get thrown to the plane. I'm glad you made it back I'm actually surprised you didn't get kicked off because people be crazy sucked I would have liked been wanting to test all the words that were acceptable

You know, Monty, were you dressed like an Englishman? What happened? Could you just say like, yeah, I have my parachute on the phone or something, you know? Like, what else could you say to like, skirt around there? I didn't say crash, just said parachute. Yeah. It's totally different.

I actually do a thing on the plane where have I ever shown you that app, Matt, I've talked to one of the podcasts a bunch, but I have an app called Fog of the World. Yes. I've watched you use that on the plane. It unlocks parts of the world, and I can get a lot more app called fog of the world. Yes, I've watched you use that on the plane. It unlocks parts of the world. And I can get a lot more levels if I turn the GPS.

The only way GPS works on the plane is if you put it in the window. So I will turn the GPS device on, set it in the window, and then pull the shade up over it. I'm not gonna make that and leave it there. But man, it gets super hot. Like, you realize how much heat from that sun is coming when you're up that high.

It's better if you do it at night, but it gives me this little track across the US going over and I'm always thinking man If someone caught me tracking GPS data for planes when I'm in the plane that would probably get me barred for planes from life I would think I would think that would do it my favorite part about the stories that the The passenger had a chance to freak out Run and get a flight attendant and by the time the flight attendant goes to a utility-form asleep. Yes. That sounds very money-ish. Yeah.

So I just like, what is the point? I mean, is the flight attendant not seeing it you're asleep and go, oh yeah, this guy looks on edge. This is the sign of a terrorist. So he's all amped up on adrenaline. I didn't just have to reply to that kind of the answer spawned at that kind of i guess so i mean he did he seemed pretty understanding the the bichy flight attendant on the other hand i wanted to smacker um...

what was a name i don't know i should got some names i'll take a name but i mean i got more flights coming up to that i should know apparently that i should be saying what's that i'm flying to new york comicon right we're going to that i should probably there's probably other stuff I shouldn't be saying as well You're a joy to be around Monty. I love you two Gavin. You're like in a little adventure that I don't have to live myself Yeah, were you dressed as an enemy character like probably in when you're outfits?

I mean I had very little I bought less to wear than I should have Did you have a 10 foot sword or anything like that? We should know about. That would have been nice. I wish I had it then. Armor. What are your shoulders armored during that? My name's Chance.

It gives me ideas. So, Monty, how you feeling these days? Because this is always a weird time of year for us. We are so busy with Ruby. It's crazy. Last night, I was like moving some keyframes around, or I thought I was because apparently the action happened in my head, but it turned out I looked up

and my hand was in my face, or my face was in my hands, and I just saw the, I saw me doing stuff on screen, but I wasn't actually doing it. It was the most surreal thing ever. Wait, you saw yourself in your hands. I saw myself moving like keyframes in my timeline, but I wasn't actually doing it. It was ridiculous.

So you know how like a day's of it happens more when you're tired and stuff like that? Yeah. Does that happen to you all the time? Is that happening now? Yes. That's right. That's right.

It just happened twice. You know what we should say? We should dang hat happens. We should dang all of the Ruby animators. Yeah. You just finished up because we had about eight Ruby animators who just who just finished their Service with us and we really appreciate all the hard work that they did Rapt upon Friday and Saturday last week. Yeah, it's just me Shane and a few others left now just kind of like cleaning up

It's a ghost town man? Yeah it's actually- We were cheaper under there. I'd be before it. You've seen the size of our rooms. Yeah. Tiny. You guys do resist moving out of there every time. You guys are powered by the combustible scent that you guys form in there.

I just like the haze in the air when you go into that room now. I don't think I could get Michael as annoyed with me if it wasn't for such close quarters. I think it's really just great on him immediately. I feel like Matt we find the new building and we looked at a new building recently and I actually because I tracked my planes GPS I was able to show everybody where the flight path is in relation to the new building. And then as soon as you said it it was like wait what's that was that and we went outside and now I swear I got there was a plane going overhead right at that moment.

Yeah, right down where I told him the flight path was. And if you look at one of the windows, you could see a phone just like John. I can't hear one of my... My money was on there screaming. One of my compatriots. Mine was on there, Bob, Bob. See, Monty pissed off of the back.

Crash, crash. As the tail of the plane was trying to crash, I'll be right down. The, but yeah, I could see his moving into the building. And like, this building being entirely empty, except for you guys still need to see the monitor office. That'd be awesome. That would be fun.

It's like the old way. We always chose that if we got a bigger office, we'd just be six desks in the middle of the room with all this space. It made sense. Or 18. I can see you guys doing what Austin and Dustin did. And the ruby. Yeah, they had that shanty town. Did you guys see that? You know, back in the animation room,

they Austin and Dustin thought it was too cold and there, so they constructed like, it was really like a shanty town. It was just ridiculous looking where they put a big blanket over the top of their workspace on the keep it warm on the divided So like the walls and the ceiling was like fabric. Yeah, and it like this lantern like Chinese lights everywhere I actually had to answer a troll's question just to get in there What was your question? I don't know. Do you have AIDS? I don't know.

Do you have to answer? It was a right answer to get in there. So Monica, congratulations. Season for Ruby. Is it correct to say, we get changed up on the nomenclature all the time. Is season the right way to describe it? Volume. Volume one.

Volume one. So yeah. I don't even know anymore. I'm just like, I'm kind of working episode to episode at this point, which man is going to be hard to top the last one, right? Yeah. That's great. I don't even know anymore. I'm just like I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm kind of working episode the episode at this point which Man, it's gonna be hard to top the last one right. Yeah, man. It was really great Curable and yeah, so congratulations and all the success with it Here's a clip from what is episode eight of volume one right?

Hamagun thing is bloody amazing. Oh the official name for that is monk healed if people who are asking about that Yeah, just thought I put that I want to see the name of the characters. Okay, so the name of the character is monk healed if people who are asking about that. Yeah. Just started putting that. I get to nervous. I want to see the name of the characters. OK, I say the name of the character. Oh, yeah. There's Nora.

All right. Yeah. So I get nervous. Well, you know, it's difficult is that we at the studio, we all watch everything out of sequence. Yes. And you sometimes forget what's been released and what hasn't. Yeah.

I actually watch the backwards. I watch so much of Red versus Blue of the season going over it with Miles that hasn't come out yet I'm scared to say anything because I don't know what we've talked about what we have And the same street for Ruby, but that character Nora That's right. It and and people would just went nuts. Yeah, voice by Sam Ireland who is Sam Ireland CT from

No, no for for making it Sam that was not a comment on you Sam Ireland But yeah, she played CT in that's North right there. She played CT in Red versus Blue She also played unfortunate girl in The short with me and the plumber in the plumber Yeah, and Nora's weapon is an M32 grenade launcher or any of it's like a M32 grenade launcher that transforms into a giant hammer That my father's when she stood on it and like rode it back over the gap I like what while doing this or something

Yes, hey Monti do we tell people what part of the inspiration was for her, for her hammer? Did we? We talked about this before, right? It's not a Grisple hammer. About the, uh, the, the Mexican... Oh, right. Video. That holiday where it's the, like, where they hit shit with a hammer that explodes?

Yeah, Bernie's talked about this. It's that, it's that holiday where they just they did he'd explosive with sledgehammers Yeah, in Mexico. Yeah, yeah, we talked about on podcast That's we should the clips. It's directly off the podcast. I was like he hits the ground It's just flying over the back of his head. I like triple-loaded his camera. Yeah, he was so crazy He wanted out there to hit his little square of aluminum with his big overlaid hammer And he looked just like Nora Orger the camera was a ground. They had run up in the sky. It's a mix

can dude would have flown up past and get a little wink and not and then flown down and beat up and beat the shit out of a scorpion. When Nora is sailing through the air and saluting, probably my favorite single frame in all of Ruby and maybe anything we've done this year is so hilarious. There's also a bit what she's in the air, like on the apex of a forge. She's just like, oh see, there we go, yeah, no she makes. It's man, just that moment, it's just classic Monty. Yeah, it's real classic.

She's been a very popular new character. There's a lot of fun to make guys and I'm gonna go make some more. Okay thanks Mon, thanks for stopping in. Don't get any planes. See what the hell, I was gonna talk to you about something we talked about earlier, but I can't come back around to it. What is it? I can't remember what it was.

I can't remember. I thought I bring up something I can't remember. What are we talking about? Let's go over everything we talked about today. Well let's talk about the Apple stuff. So man, you're going to do something pretty cool next week. Can you talk about that? I guess not.

We can talk about that, I believe, yeah. Yeah. What are you going to do next week? I know it's prohibited Next week going up to shoot Bear naked ladies music video yep in Toronto. That should be a lot of fun. Yeah, it should be a lot of fun It's one of the one we wanted to do for a long time Yeah, we got a long history of working with those guys especially Ed Robertson They showed our videos on their tour they did with Volanis Morissette. They showed red versus blue videos between all their set changes.

And then we made special ones for them. Yeah. In fact, we did some vines last week. That's what I was going to ask you. I'm going to come back to the vine thing. But yeah, we did that. And then Ed was the star of our very first ever live action production that we did in the office.

Extremely grateful to him. He's captain dynamic. We're coming out to be captain dynamic. He's got so much fun. Amazing job. There he is. You know I'm your love him. His ability to come up with random ad lib crap was amazing.

Like where he had to, he was talking about like the choices of the superhero names. He was like, it was kind of dynamic or captain. And he was saying a different thing every time. He'd be like, it was Captain, it was the dynamic or Captain and it was a different thing every time. He was like, it was that or Captain Cellophane and I was in the background of that shot and you can see me just like I have my mouth over my hand the whole time. It's all you got there. He's like Captain Cellonella. That was another one. Captain Slippery. In one of the outtakes, he said Captain Hust. Yeah. And then he starts like racking on himself like everybody's talking about.

He's like, he's gonna give Husky, but he came out as Husked. No, we're real excited about that. And we're gonna try to work in, sneak in a few wrist-cheat people. Was it Joel and Jeff that we had to like, who was as double, and we had to stuff his pants. Yeah, Jeff was as double as Jeff.

It was, that's a, let's, that It was does a let's. Well, you know, as soon as we go into the stories about the costuming with Ed Ed was particularly well endowed. Yes. You filled out the costume. He did. Very well. And my wife was the costumeer. And she made the suit and then had to fit the head for it. And when we first broke this thing. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I can't go on until the story.

I'm kicking in very quickly. Let me break the ice ice big cuck's big cuck's giant dicks so so Ed Ed, Ed, honest says you know go try this on and come back out and then Ed comes back out not wearing anything except a jock strap and his ass cheek hanging out and goes how do I look everyone there's just the right costume and he turns around and spins and puts his ass right in my out. And goes, how do I look, everyone? It's just the right costume, and he turns around and spins and puts his ass right in my wife's face, and she's never been happier. I like that the complete contrast to that is that she made X-Rin Vav costumes as well.

She gave me the costume and then handed me a cup. You'll need this. Yeah, take it. She knew. But so we were made, we were talking about pushing the button on your Phantom camera to do slow most stuff with and Can you tell the name of song by the way before we get too far away from that? Can you tell the name? I don't know if we can't tell me okay, I'll wait on it, but it's a great song the newest album

Is it like I'm not sure I'm not sure what we're we'll talk about another part like a month or two before it comes out anyway So because you got a good post through post-production, everything. But you were talking earlier about the nervousness of hitting the red button and getting the shot right. And we said there's a lot of things in production where you've got to get it right. We've also been recording vines lately and we're doing some later this week. We're either tomorrow or Thursday. I like that we just didn't really tell anyone about that.

We just started. We just shot the conference room door. That was so funny. And then everyone in the office is like what what's going on in the conference? screaming and everything but the the thing about vines mat is that there's no editing you have to be the entire thing in camera record record Live edit. Yeah, you shoot so especially as you get things right and some of our vines were like up to like five shots But the more you get right the more nervous you get you've got to get that last shot, right? And what's harder do you think is that or the fantasy thing?

What makes you more nervous? I mean, another fantasy thing you have huge pronounces. That's a little nervous, but the vine thing is more technical, I guess, complex. You've definitely screwed up more vines than you have. I have. Like the slummo shots, I would. Yeah. But there's one, we should put up something out the outtakes. It's one where I said, Goddamn it, Barb.

You remember? And I had the cup of coffee in my mouth. And I went to go say, Goddamn it, Barb. And when I pulled the cup away from my face, it like slotted a little coffee mouth. And I choked. I went, Goddamn, Barb! Ah!

You know what I mean? And the thing is, you can't chew all one side first and then the other side. You have to go back and forth. So we've gone like one shot all right second shot Third shot all right final shot and then you bugger it Make sure we kept it though we kept all the outtakes Because we want to be able to make it outtakes video too

Yeah, it's a it's no record also. There's no way to really for the person on screen to know when it's recording Yeah, it's to be like three, two, and they go because there's no light. And you've only got six seconds. So especially when you've done like four shots and you see you have like maybe half a second or a second left to go into the thing, you really can't be like, because always you'll miss the shot. Is anybody figured out a way to circumvent that technology like yeah, she's how we do it. We don't use certain people in the office to shoot them because there was some people like, hey, can you help us shoot this vine? And we had them do it. And there was some people that after like the third or fourth one, we were like, how do we tell them to leave?

We get them out of here. Who is the one who is the one who you would cut to someone else? And in the back, I! Like in the foreshot, watch a lot of vines you'll see that you'll say go is the first thing you always hear in a vine. Or at the end for some reason. Three. Who is the best vine shooter? Actually did really well. Ashley helped us a bunch.

Yeah, Ashley was good. And then Ryan also helped us. Shane too. Shane helped us. And Shane does some really funny vines so we wanted to get Shane involved. Man, Shane has some hilarious vines. Shane too. Shane helped us. And Shane does some really funny vines so we wanted to get Shane involved. Man Shane has some hilarious vines.

He does. I'm gonna see if I can change very funny guy. Get over here off my curative. I can find this right one. Let's hear the audio of it. Yeah, they're fun though. I remember when Ed came back to town, going back to Ed thing.

In that video I did with the giant balloon, the slow-mo one, I wore the Captain's endanemic shirt, the touch my also. Oh yeah, yeah. And I didn't know whether Ed would remember me because he only made me get one time. You were in too many scenes together, right? No, you were in the office scene in the beginning. I played just British dude at the table. Right, right.

So, I mean, I spoke to him a bunch, but I didn't think he'd remember. And he came back and he was like, Gavin, I got an amazing amazing story for you and apparently his kid showed him the giant water balloon video just because it was a cool video yeah and he watched it was like is he wearing the oh and he like it all came back to him and then he could tell me about it and then I took a picture of us where I wore it specifically because he was coming in oh my god it's awesome it was cool it was like I was happy that I don't know it was full circle anyway. Yeah, totally I can play it so you can hear it. Well, hey, you were telling me another are you gonna do that right now?

You want to do it? No, I hear it. See if we can play it Yep, too much quiet place of quiet. You were telling me another full circle story with your t-shirt because I asked you what this Tell this t-shirt. Oh, yeah, I thought it I thought it was like right. How do you ready piper from they live? But it's actually a this is some dude who was on TV a lot in the early 90s and 80s called patch up And I'm pretty sure no one in America has ever heard of patch up and now he doesn't really do anything is just some DJ Sorry, Pat and he used to present this He used to present this kid show called fun house that I used to watch every day when I used to give out from school Like when I was probably on a six or seven and he had it was famous for his dirty mullet

Like right there, but I bought it I bought this I bought this shirt because I thought it'd be funny that no one he would understand it and I I tweeted it and he tweeted me That's cool. I've now interacted with Pat Sharp who I used to watch every day after school. It's weird when someone from your childhood Yeah, I can't tell you how many times i treated mr roger's and the mother for never it uh... you know it's it's uh... it seems like an insurmountable barrier when you're kid yet either an adult and be their famous so it just seems totally impossible

yeah there was a thing on reddit uh... what's the secret what is that here what are you ready for anything like that when you were kid did you try to contact any famous people? Richard Gary? Richard Oh, I wrote a I wrote a letter to Richard Gary and he was on the podcast. You know mine was mad magazine. Really? You can remember mad magazine. I wrote a Tari too and tried to get pitch him a name for a game. I was obsessed with mad magazine when I was a kid. Spy versus spy. I was just like, you like Spy versus spy. And I loved snap answers to stupid questions. And I don't get no that one anything like Al Jaffy was the guy who did stand by

And stupid questions and he also did the thing at the end where it was a picture and if you folded the picture up It became a different picture in a different message. What is that called? I know exactly. It was only some of the back page on the back page. Yeah, I was a head of name and I would always figure out what it was before you folded it up. You ever did that? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. I would always come up with what I thought was a good mad magazine content. And I would make it and I would send it to them. And which is like what we get a lot now. Yeah. People send us stuff in all the time. And whenever we get an email, people sending us in, here's a story for Inverness Blue,

or I had this idea for a character in Ruby, or let's play, you guys try this, whatever it is, I always flash back to me as a nine-year-old, 10-year-old, whatever it was, sending this stuff into Mad Magazine. And one day I finally got a response from mad magazine and it was a letter It was like a typewritten letter and at the end it was it was signed by a human person. Yeah, not What was Alfred? It wasn't Alfred Newman. It was the mascot, but it was like it was a real person of what magazine from mad magazine?

It was Alfred Newman. No, no, but it was a real person person Oh, I just hate it. He's in the mascot wasn't yeah You're the mascot for cracked who that guy was no idea because cracked was the magazine, too I don't remember there. I didn't I remember cracked. I remember sitting in the store I never bought it. It was called the mad folded by the way that was the name of the mad folding. Yeah But I was like I was so amazed that I got a response That I really honestly think that that moment was like oh, this is something that I could do like I could go out And make content like even though they rejected it. It was enough of a response that I was like they took the time to read it Yeah, it was they looked at it whatever and

Now I'm an internet Hi everybody. Which didn't even exist. Yeah, I had a cool moment when I, because when I was 14 I was watching Red versus Blue. I'd be seeing, you know, Kaboos walk on screen and Bob is head and all of a sudden I'm sat in a chair in the building that makes that show

and I'm bobbing the head of Kaboos. I was like, how did this happen? I wish I could have gone back to myself seven years earlier and be like, one day that would be you doing it and I obviously I wouldn't believe it. Yeah, how would that happen? It's exactly the same thing. It'd be really interesting to take moments like that, but go back in time and actually tell you that. So I would have to go back and be like, you're going to make that one day and then I just disappear and the version of me then, the 14 year old, would just be like, how do I make that happen? And it probably wouldn't happen because no no you'd be thinking about the timeline.

That was a timeline story. I want to talk to Chris about this thing but I'm looking for a photo as well. Somebody met, somebody took a photo of us at E3 2001. Yeah, it wasn't it wasn't dumb, was it? It was Miguel Chavez. Okay, oh right, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, man, just good guy. Do you remember what was interesting about the picture, right?

Oh, I got it right here. Okay, here, I'm gonna send this picture to Brandon and then we'll talk Chris. It was like me and you and Jeff had got together. Yeah, we'll talk about this thing. We can actually pull the photo up here and talk about it. Brandon, I'm gonna send this photo to you. What was the thing in the photo?

People have seen this photo before, I think. Right, whatever. I'll about it. Brandon, I'm gonna send this photo to you. What was the thing in the fight? People have seen this photo before, I think? Yeah. Whatever. Uh, I'll send it. Hey, Chris, so one of these I want to talk about was just a second ago. Are you gonna need sunglasses? Just a second ago, we were talking about interacting with people from our childhood. Good. Or I have nothing. I'm not cool enough, I guess. Sorry, guys. Bitch. Yeah, there you go.

Interactive people, and there was a big threat on Reddit, which was about some modern day bodybuilder taking a photo against the wall with armed shorts and ager and his name was Vladimir, something he might be USC fighter, I'm not sure. And then literally he tweeted that photo of him like posing in the same pose as Arnold in the poster. The next day Arnold Schwarzenegger posted a photo of himself posing against that guy's poster for an upcoming fight. That's cool. Like 65-year-old Arnold or whatever he is now, you know, with a fucking huge beard and he looked like a total badass. But, I was thinking about that, that led me to think about also on Reddit today is one of the weirdest things.

On Reddit today, Matt, like one of the top links on Reddit is a video from Zach Anner. Oh yeah. And it's the- That's on today? Mm-hmm. That's awesome. And the headline is, hey, check out- You're laughing at my it's the- That's on today? Mm-hmm. And the headline is, hey, check out my glasses. Oh no, I'm not having anything.

Yeah. You know what the headline is, Matt? The headline is, check out this guy. He's so funny. And then the comments are all about this guy, and they're finding all about him. Oh, this guy had an Oprah show and all that stuff. And it just struck me as like, it's crazy how short

the memory of the internet is because Zach was a phenomenon on Reddit like what a year and a half ago right yeah right whenever I started working here right before and you work you work with Zach in college yeah I still do yeah yeah what was Zach's last big red thing I forgot now well today it was my internet memory short well today it was him on a treadmill yeah he's on a treadmill. He really really do that. He's on a treadmill. He's throwing a toy.

Tell us about Zach real quick. Okay, yeah, well Zach Anner is, uh, he's got cerebral palsy, so he's in a wheelchair. But he's also one of the funniest people I've ever met. Very funny dude. Very funny guy. And we met in college at the TV station. Like I had a-

Hey, can we bring up the, sorry Chris. Can we bring up the video that you guys did in the baseball field where Zach's the coach and you're the pitcher? Yeah, I think it's called pitch perfect. He's it online. It's on YouTube, yeah. Blaine maybe if you can go help.

But I- Chris is actually directing today and kind of stepped away from the booth that come in here. He just told Blaine to do that. But no, so... Fuck out, Blaine. We met in college and we started, you know, like, oh, this guy is really funny. I want to, you know, work on stuff with him because I just, I want to do comedy shows. And, I mean, I think the reason I got this job here was stuff that we'd made together was in a film festival that you guys were judging. That's right. Yeah, yeah, but yeah No, he's like a really funny guy like here's in a row you guys

We we judge on it too. Yeah, well, no, I wouldn't judge. I was there. I was there with you Yeah, and so two years in a row I was on the jury for that thing and each year as like these guys are hilarious and you guys won both times this is a young chris that thing i loved about this short is they did a baseball short that's accurate there's a martial in the background uh... the baseball short and you'll notice their poor college students they left the tags on the hats so they can return the hats the next day we also did it in twenty four hours

that entire short so we're like we have to buy this and return it in fifteen hours but uh... i haven't seen this video before it's really funny Like the entire short. So we're like, we're gonna go play this, and then we'll return it in 15 hours. But I haven't seen this video before. It's really funny. There was two videos that I saw of you guys that I was like, man, these guys are great. We gotta bring a man.

It was this one and thickest thieves. Oh yeah, the one that me and Marshall made were. Yeah. Rob, Rob in the bank. But literally as soon as we started working with you guys, Zach was in the background of two of our shorts I think one where the trap doors short he was in that one. Yeah, but Jeff fell through the table, right? Yeah, yes and And uh, what was it? That was a funny story, too

He's remember Joel wouldn't do the stunt. He wouldn't jump off a ladder from three steps up What an amazing thing that Joel wouldn't do a stunt So Jeff did it instead, but you guys were in the background for that. Yeah. And, um, an Alan too. That was one of the first Alan's first appearances. Alan was in that. Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah. Bring up Alan for it. What the fuck? And so, and then right after that, Zach got tapped to make this show for Oprah. Look right after that. Yeah. Well, he just uploaded, like Oprah was doing,

like, America, make your own show, kind of contest things. So he was like, I'll make a little video and upload it. And then it blew up on Reddit. And had like nine million votes for him to make the show. Was that the one where he was like putting on his pants and he, like, apparently, to yoga and some stuff? Yeah. That's the video I've seen.

Yeah, it was really funny. Yeah, it was really funny. I mean, so there was one over that time, whenever people were like, oh, is that this guy in the wheelchair is really, really funny. And everyone was talking about him. And he was on a, had a TV show and was on, went all across news networks. And then a couple of years later, we discovered on it on Reddit, again, that, you know, like, as if he had never come up two years

before, but it's, yeah, it's weird how fast people forget things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and it was like that Reddit was the reason a big part of the reason why his votes jumped up so high and even got the Oprah show. And so it's funny to watch essentially what seems

like the same group of people discovering that. And like, oh, this guy even had a show on Oprah it's like here's the people who voted for him to get on Oprah but it's like it's a well different group now right I mean it moved through it just shows the way the internet is where it's like it's constantly renewing and even you know it read it is an ever-changing group of linked it's also an ever-changing group of people it is and you don't realize that you'll have to tell that story that you told me recently which which story go ahead I don't know what story to tell

you it was about Zach let me know is it down oh yeah so Zach you know he's cerebral palsy and when he's not in his wheelchair he kind of like stretches and stuff so he does this kind of like rocky thing where he like kind of rocks on the ground and like rocky bell pole okay no but and he'll get the all time naked and so he was naked yeah he was naked just kind of stretching just you know because he's like it sits in a wheelchair all day so he's just kind of like stretching and he had a roommate who she had her mom had her there in a long time and so her mom surprised her with a visit being like what's my daughter up to shows up at their apartment and then there's

this you know guy doing yoga she's like I don't know what you're living in but there's some naked guy doing yoga all over the floor and he's just got his ass up and I just don't think you should be living in that apartment. It's just Zach doing stretches, because he's, you know, doing a little... You've seen his knob a lot. Oh, yeah, I've seen his... I've seen him naked a lot. Like, it was one of those things where I, for a while, I tried to avoid seeing him naked, but, you know, it happens. Is there anyone else that risked it? His cock you've seen. I think that's an interesting, status like who see who's not

Okay, go ahead who's knobs of you seen? Jeff's a lot. That's it Just Jeff. Oh, sorry. I've been to you want me to have seen It's not me you bring up you see nobody's maybe gusses Maybe got maybe Jeff's to I'm not sure but definitely not holms or Joel's. I don't. I know that Michael's seeing your knob. How that happened. Michael has? Yeah. Tell me all about it. What? It was in Boston or something. Apparently you like you had it out. Oh, that's true. That's true.

I forgot about that. No, I was. I was. I was saying. No, no, I totally forgot about that. But I was I was taking a piss somewhere in Boston. Yeah. Well, that's okay. And Michael walked in. What? What's my wife facing him? It was like a bathroom somewhere in Boston. Yeah, well that's okay and Michael walked in Facing him. Yeah, it was like a bathroom. They didn't have a lot of you No, it was just like one of it's like you know shitty bar You know and it didn't have a it didn't have a like a really No, it was like it was like a truck or something. I've now want to see a bathroom with your rhinos on both sides But they gloss so you just like pissing into someone's dick from the other side

I think that would be really funny with your rhinos on both sides but they're glass. So you just like pissing into someone's dick from the other side. I think that would be a really funny thing. Here's your question. Yeah, I mean, it's still fascinated by knobs. Who in the company has seen yours? I don't think anyone. I bet that's wrong. Thank you.

Oh, no, I don't think anyone. So I had to probably, I probably had the most visibility because, remember that I got super drunk at Gus's? I had to. Pouse, remember that? The vulgar number? No. I took a, I would say to get pissed outside. the most visibility because remember that I got super drunk at Gus's house. Remember that? The vulcrum night?

I took a... Which turn was the outside? The night I got really drunk and he was riding on my back. Not the vulcrum. When he was wearing a pink feather bow and riding on my back. We had pictures of that and neither one of us remembers it. I really... Still, no one has found the picture of me riding you with a leather jacket and a pink

feather bow. I really want that picture. I want to frame it. But I went outside to take a piss, and I actually just decided to do that facing the party. I don't even know what I was thinking. So that was, I heard about that for a long time.

That was, that when, when, on and on, and I lived in, it was off-gabbing. I'm like, I'm losing this game. One of the things that made us say, we're moving out of LA, when we were back to Austin, as soon as possible, was we're driving up the 405, 405 is like the busiest highway in America, and there was a guy who pulled over

inside the road to take a piss, which happens sometimes on highways, but instead of like, you know, going into bushes or off the side, whatever, he was facing into traffic. It's like pissing on passing cars. And we just thought, no, not so much, man. I can't.

If you were driving and that's the stream of this, would you swear to it? Or would you just let it happen? Well, in LA, you can't do anything because if you swear, you're going to like cause and a nine-lane pile-up. I guess you could speed up and hope the wind takes this dick off as you drive by yeah, we'll just run into the guy Yeah, yeah, well Thanks Chris and give our best to Zach and now people are saying we have mentioned Zach in the podcast before and so we're gonna have mom Oh shit. We should have mom. Yeah, but now he's gonna both again

He's gonna be gonna be another show with Oprah No, no, he'll be here in October. This cycle begins right now. He's in LA right now. He's actually shooting a new show. Well, I hope he's seeing somebody piss on the side of 4 or 5. In LA. What? I hope he's watching somebody piss on the side of the 4 or 5. What's a new show that he's doing? Is it for TV or what's he doing?

It's a web series. It's about religion, where he's going around basically interviewing people about their religion. He's such a good interviewer. And I think it's, I can't remember who's producing it i think it's the guy from the office what i think is it really i think i think but i might be wrong i don't know what i'm talking about is it for soul

pancake yeah is that ring a bell yeah so that's uh... rain wilson's uh... web uh... presence he's got a thing called soul pancake which is all about like the filo sofical thing i wouldn't have to say it's religious uh... but he's yet to see that he pancake, which is all about like I think it feels it's awful thinking I wouldn't necessarily say it's religious But he's yeah, it's his thing that he does yeah, I mean it's but like for what you know it's told me it's gonna be really funny because it's just him interviewing religious as Religious as is all right. Well, thanks Chris

I'm looking this up soul pancake now it's more like up Consciousness flap check all right, well, Matt since you have been on the podcast now Well, is there anything you want to defend yourself with or anything like that? Anything at all? Have you heard anything? I don't really Apple has stuff tomorrow I'm gonna try to derail this topic again like the fifth time We said no like every time you bring it the apple announcement. I'm just like try to get off. Okay, let's talk about it. I just unintentionally. Let's do talk about it Okay, picture that we have from the E3 they're making a gold iPhone

All right, they couldn't get champagne. I don't know. That's the picture It's not the picture of us from E3 2001. No, no, that's not the picture that is that is another picture that people We we've shown a lot more that's us waiting in line to play halo right here yeah no there's another picture from the other side that shows our faces there's a picture that's my face right there and there's Jeff's face right there no it gives a fuck about you I know I know clearly not you there's another picture I guarantee this other photo that we're gonna send it shows me it's gonna have a picture for the past a Brandon Brandon who's

boss so that is us literally us literally waiting in line to play. Brandon Halo for the first time. Here's the one he wants to show. Okay, look, let's let's send this one. Well, yeah, that's a good. Because I might if I don't look good in it, then I'm okay. Here's the other photo that we're gonna send. Let's see, let's see Matt's, Matt's much better photo that illustrates what we're talking about. So, let's go for it. So, just saw was us waiting in line to play Halo before it came out, about six months before it came out.

Yeah. And so, like you were saying, it may be amazing to talk to the guys in that photo. They had no idea, they never even played the game Halo and the impact it was going to have on them. And? That's not going to work. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait what's is brant it what do we lose Brandon is he dead should we just pull the camera in there and film the screen why do we have the control room in a separate place I know they do that in most productions but we're not most productions we're step above let's put the control room get us about here and we're

gonna put the controller right here in the studio. That's just fucking groundbreaking idea. Why does it need to sit behind the couch? This is, this is, you're CEO's on your watch, but this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is all happening. It's not even a couch anymore. All right. What's next? So you were talking about the apple. Okay, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thing that she's talking about apples. I'm, I'm gonna be honest, the champagne, gold, whatever, that's just boring But honestly, I find the thing interesting of the guys. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about You okay? You don't need to you don't need to you don't need to get it. Well coming out of the team tomorrow

You don't need to what is it? It's a goal. It's a goal. It's a goal. It's the IP room baby. Come on. What is it? Come on Let's work it out. You don't need to know because that's just interesting. That's just not as interesting as You don't need to know because that's just interesting. That's just not as interesting as Expensive iPhone versus cheap iPhone and even more interesting is Amazon gonna make a phone that's free Well, they didn't call it the free phone. Hey phone I'll just say I don't think you should have anything in gold. It just makes you like an idiot I literally have no idea what I heard match day ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You said you said free for the Amazon Apple not the same company. So yeah, so what is Amazon gonna announce it tomorrow? The Amazon bitch is the see free on the Washington what to see the iPhone 5c explain what you're talking about so they're announcing a new

iPhone 5 tomorrow 5 out of 6 5s 5 5 was a 5 you haven't said any of the way I just see it, I'm getting lost! God damn it! Stay with me! Get out of here! Stay with me! You want to talk about it? You talk about the intercom conversation with Pucka. Stadium. The most here Pucka is about the bloody iPhone. Every time it's about a phone. Okay.

Or a fucking point of shame. What? I'm computer awesome. I agree about a phone. But you're fucking maniacs. Just say what you're gonna know is I said a thousand times. I'm gonna say- I'm putting five S in gold.

It's called champagne. I bang my nose on the mic. It's really big. All right. So iPhone 5 S tomorrow, which is what? Are you gonna upgrade your phone? I don't know what it is. Are you gonna upgrade your phone?

I will always upgrade my phone because I use it five single day. I'll always upgrade my phone. I won't. S or C. So let me take something something we go back to an argument years ago. No, there's now two versions of the iPhone 5 What so Gus are fucking wrong? Because there's two goddamn versions of the iPhone 5 Fucking Mexican prick you should have been here. I would argue with you. So iPhone 5 S tomorrow iPhone 5c

That's a speculation The plastic cheap one the S is the new Expensive one don't what does it do is it longer? It's the same size it might have a fingerprint thing You can get a camera there's a 128 gigs of storage and it comes in two new colors champagne and graphite Gray What does that mean do you know? Do you know anything about it? You know anything about the iPhone? You used to park it up look it up and it's still gonna have black and white I think as well because people like them

God damn are they really? People are so frustrating people don't like white though, right? I love the white I find now I bet you're stupid the only person I've seen with the white I love it now apparently, but I think it looks cool I stupid. The only person I've seen with the white I love it now apparently but I think it looks cool. The only thing the only way I've got white is that finally on an iphone or an ipod product or an i product in any kind the earphones finally fucking match with loan. I would like to play this conversation to you guys 10 years ago and see if you can figure out anything. I couldn't even know what you didn't know about. Oh, this is is funny about it 10 years in the future probably the exact same problem 10 years ago You know we would have said hello 10 years ago we broke maybe a little bit longer than that Apple was going out of business

Do you remember that like late 90s? Oh for sure? That was Matt was always a believer in Apple always or not in the not in the business but I like the idea of an apple I like I like the mac and tash no I like the uh I like the software I like the technology but there was a time for sure when everybody including me thought it's not gonna last it's going out of business but i bought stock and apple after the ipod came out the only is the only way i've ever beaten jol

in any kind of stock market thing not that's not true that's not true let's let's but we have to spell that myth because of jol is good at this stock market is good at stock market said he wouldn't work here anymore you know you know he wouldn't be working here anymore. You know, you know, he wouldn't. If I had any money, he would be so far away from the rest of us. He would be long gone.

You know, I mean- Can I just say something in Joel's defense? He would take everything shirt and I fucking hair and he'd go out the door. I'm thinking in Joel's defense. What's that? Okay. Joel's into the goal. Right? Big and big goal. I called. Oh, I champagne. He's into the gold, right?

Big and gold. Oh, I champagne. He's into champagne. I want to show it. So, Joel loves the gold. He loves the gold. He loves the eye gold. And the apple, right?

And the gold. And suddenly tomorrow they're going to merge. It's going to be his day. It's got gold Apple products. How can you do better than that? I mean, everything he's holding is gonna go up. I know, I'm talking about it. You know what I'm talking about?

I really doubt everything he's holding. I think the budget iPhone will actually make their stock go up. And Apple needs to help right now. Well, how are you gonna know which one did it? Because it's a new thing. The cheaper version of the phones, the big deal. It's gonna be big in Asia. It's gonna be big in Asia. Yeah. Oh really is that what is that they have cheaper phones that I didn't know that so is the 5c Gonna be the same form factor or the five you guys know I

Might be racist What is it? It's a good question. It's live cut it cut it cut it cut that shit. We'll cut it live so Anyway, that's that's the whole scoop. That's everything that's going to be released tomorrow. I guarantee my prediction, no TV. My hope is the Apple see the name of the phone once he just says champagne over and over and over. Dude, it's what I'm hoping. When it be great, if he came out and

it was just a fucking Nelly video, it just fucking champagne everywhere. And he's fucking he's fucking throwing your own shit everywhere You see that trailer for the the Johnny Knoxville movie where he's the old bad grandpa He's just like putting in money like this at that kid. That's what we need No, no pizza cat. No don't pizza cat But I do predict everybody talking about Apple the willing to make TV I'm gonna say no TV. That'll make one, it just won't be tomorrow.

I don't think they're making a TV. I mean different than Apple TV. You know, PlayStation announced a- It makes sense to put- A PlayStation TV product. It makes sense to put the Apple TV hardware into a television. It makes sense. No, it makes total sense. I just don't think it would be-

BOOM! Oh, oh, please! Oh my gosh. What just happened? I just thought I was gonna give you a kiss with a cat. I was gonna give you a little kiss. It's okay, John. These glasses totally ruined my peripheral vision.

That was a huge shock. Showed the cat. Golden cat coming at my golden chest. How do we not have this cat in the office? Everybody loves this cat. That's top. I don't know why you got rid of it. You want to murder the employees?

That's your business. What's that? You see the dubstep? I'm up. You don't watch any social media. Let me pet him. No, I try to stay away from the internet All right, what else you would talk about anybody else any other topics or anything like that someone else get on the mic He wasn't been on the mic do it I dare you is there another ad?

Hey, you do it up what actually was gonna look up. Where's where they actually go? You were gonna look up the iPhone stuff and tell us make make it right and Bernie was wrong make a Show a different color this time. I want red I just like making demands that's really on double Okay, I can see you overestate. I gotta say you're the tint on your lenses is nicer than the scent Yeah, how can you see you know what you know what the tint is on these lenses? Can I just say real quick? Shampoo. Oh come on. You ruined it. I was gonna do do it. I was going to go like, wait, camera on me. Camera on me. Camera on me.

Here we go. Champagne. Dude, with the eyebrows, you never have to what you'll brow. Oh, we're good on Ashley. Let's go. Yay. So the rumors currently are that there's

going to be the iPhone 5S, which is supposed to have a too close, too close, too close. Okay, so rumors are, the rumors are, they're going to announce the iPhone 5s, which is also going to have a thumbprint scanner for security, and that they're going to announce a 5c, which is a, like a, like a lower cost iPhone. So you're exactly right there. And I'm going to send Brandon a picture of the rumored gold I mean champagne sorry it's gonna happen yeah it actually looks kind of cool yeah I think it's not gonna be like the champagne when I first heard of it it was like oh bloody bullying in

gold iPhone iPhone of pimps it's not gonna be like it's just gonna be like a faded kind of tan like brown Are you guys putting that in the next let's play the iPhone of PIMS absolutely. Yeah So Brandon you get the other photo of Matt the one that was illustrated the E3 2001 adventure. Yeah, the good one you have that up funny chance or is this the XXX the pure Thomas I forget it. No, we're done. Fuck it. It's impossible. Hey Look at that hand. So this is the photo I have to get it. No, we're done. Fuck it. It's impossible. Hey, oh my god!

Look at that hand down there. So this is the photo map wanting me to show to illustrate what we're talking about. That looks like the pop. It shows no information except for Matt's face. Yeah. That's a better photo to Matt. Yeah. It's just Gus.

It's apparently Gus. Are you in that photo at all? No, I'm not. Then I was right. I'm not. Let's Gus wear in that shirt to be a prick. Oh, is that Gus is wardrobe look at Look at Jeff behind a guts. We all look like we just came from a Tiki bar

You know you just came from a quarantine zone is what you all look like you just got released at 30 Hey, that's what me. I'm strong. Look like after we got out of the pod Okay, Gus. Gus actually looks like Gus Frank from But uh, that was no we're waiting line. We're waiting for money Breaking Bad. But that was your winning line. We're waiting for you to see. We're waiting in line to see the Xbox. That looks like Michael Sarah. Not just the regular Xbox, champagne edition.

They're exactly right, Matt. But the crazy thing to me about that photo is, they took one, that got you one set of photos of the booth, and it just happened to be the moment that we were standing there. And by the way, look at that photo. That's what E3 looked like in 2001. I mean you compared to e3 today e3 today looks like us I mean, look at that. That's bungee's booth in when the Xbox was launching. I can't tell why I'm looking at this photo It's like those little like cardboard what is it? What is that and a sign that says blue?

It's as bad as the picture weird. It's like I can't make sense of it. Actually, I told a story. How about we flip back to the other one? I'm waiting. I was, what's the other one maybe? What's up? What's down was down. That guy in the blue shirt right by Jeff right there.

That's actually the guy I was telling a story about who eats the Oreo cookies and cream. He eats an entire gallon of cookies and cream ice cream and then puts a soul sleeve of Oreo cookies in it and blends it in a blender. Oh, yeah, I'm doing that. Yeah, I'm doing that. I'm asking it to stay. That was his drink of choice. That's good stuff. But yeah, that's what you look like in 2001 Oh, no, I got my bearings. I got it. I got to figure it out

I think that might actually be in the back are there that might be claw not important with the thing around his neck back There look right in the middle screen. All right there. There's all of everybody's happy see Harlem In your peach how old was that shirt? Everybody's happy to see home in your peach. How old would you? All right anything else to discuss or should we wrap this bad boy up? I think that we should probably Michael Sarah the front that I You know, definitely not yeah, what you turn out? You know what you know what I remember Matt see Matt worked on You worked on the faculty. I did that was my that was the first really big movie

I worked on and so was it that was a daddy three because that in 2001 when did fellowship of the ring come out 2001? Is it is that right? No, it sounds about right. I think it's probably right because you work on the faculty and you worked on that with Elijah Wood Yeah, and we ran into him on the floor and I remember fellowship of the ring was coming out that year That's right, and I and I remember thinking we just had a conversation with her that he's not going to walk this floor next year. Yeah, that's not the mean is brothers. I think it's he and his brother Zach were there. Right. And we ran into him and say, Hey, what's up, man? How's it going? And you know what I thought you were going to tell about the story about

Lord of the Rings was. No, what's that? Was that when I was working on the faculty? of the ranks was no what's that was that when I was working on the faculty uh... before before uh... Elijah had the part before we anybody knew much about lord of the ranks uh... the guy you know about the rings well about the movie okay like that you know it was still a development the guy was my boss

i worked in visual effects. I was the visual effects producer and the visual effects supervisor was my boss. And he said to me one day, hey, you don't give a shit about New Zealand or that shit, right? I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. He's like, we had this offer for the Lord of the Rings thing, but it's like, we had to get on there for like five years and I was like, ah, I don't wanna go through that. And I figured you'd do more to go through it.

So I just turned it down for us. Oh. And I was like, ah, I guess that sounds okay. I don't really know, because I didn't heard it, but either. And then I'm not kidding. Like, right around the same time he goes Hey, remember talked about the Lord of the Rings thing in New Zealand

Australia's over there too. There's some other shitty movie down there canna Reeves We didn't want to do that. I was like what was what what what is it? It's something where he goes into a computer I don't know matrix mate mate. remember, I made something, you didn't want to do that, right? I was like, I don't know, since fucking stupid canaries and it was like, yeah, I didn't want to do that. So while I was working on the faculty, we turned down Lord of the Rings and the Matrix. And didn't you go to work on mimic 2? I did work on mimic 3, I think for a little bit.

Right after that, dude, you would want to ask is I Know you want an oska. Yeah, and I worked on you feel bad that I was I'm shitty Matt has a track record Matt when he worked in Hollywood Matt worked on a bunch of movies that opened at number one for the lowest possible amount to think it opened at number one. Correct. Like for the year, like in the year 2004, he worked on a movie that opened at number one, but it was the lowest movie to open at number one that year. So was it just timing of like, that was bugger all that sound?

I just, I really don't know. They always came out like late October. I don't know, but if you go back and look, it's like the movies that I've worked on, it's like, you know, this week in $30 million opening, next week in, you know, $45 million opening, Matt Hollum's week in, $6 million opening. What the fuck was this shit? Number one. Number one, it's $6 million.

How the fuck did that happen? You know, oh, Hollum was a Dutch dude. That's the thing about the industry though, is that, because I've worked on some cool stuff, but boy, if I worked on some shite, like, just, ah, to cry, yeah. And you never even know. I worked on some cool stuff But boy if I worked on some shine like some just utter Yeah, and you never even know like what's on like maybe like 2020 cool things and like 290 really just stuff that I wouldn't ever mention like stuff that Wikipedia doesn't know about this great Yeah, but there's like and when you're on the set you have any idea whatsoever if this is gonna be a hit or like

No idea fucking tank. We're like that now though So much we could done with something. It's like, was that good? And then we see when it's done. It's like it all comes together and everything and it's a lot of steps the process. Which would you have gone down to New Zealand though? Would you have been happy to do that? Oh yeah, I would know. I would have done it. You would have done it. For five years, no. I wouldn't have done five years. I wouldn't have not have done five years. But that's significant percentage of it. That was also the point of time when I was trying to move back to Atlanta all the time.

You were trying to, there was a point your life that was it when you were, you went west to LA, but you were always trying to go east to Atlanta. Well, half of our family was. Right. But then there was a big pole to go that direction. The dog hating. There's a lot of lab noodles in Atlanta. Yeah.

But I would, I would definitely have gone for like a short period of time. You know, I remember when I worked in visual effects when the second matrix was being made and it sucked man because everybody was getting hired for that movie and sent to Australia. And so there was nobody in LA to work on shit. Like you couldn't like you couldn't find people to work on stuff right all in australia that all fucking gone down under you really dealt with that i remember didn't you deal with uh... the two big movies that were a draw for you when you were hiring people was the matrix and moulin ruse was another huge one is i forgot about that you're right

you'll affect the long news there were there were a lot of lot of people and companies who made their mark from that movie and doubt. Because Matrix was the ninth dude. Yeah. Matrix was the 99. Yeah, that makes sense. One was Matrix 2. Matrix 2, like 2001. I think we knew about 45 people that worked on that Burley Brawl scene. Right. Yeah. They were all called Hugo weaving. Yeah. They weren't extras. I mean, they were all visual effects artists.

That was mostly done in France. It seemed like. Matrix Reloaded was 2003. They out it. Okay. And 99 was the original Matrix. Still one of the best movies ever. The original Matrix. Still a great matrix movie. What was that about? Remember that came out the same year. The release they for reloaded is 2003. Also the release day for revolutions. Oh, is it somewhere fall? Yeah, I think that's what they did. Yeah, they did the back to the future model where they shot them both at once and then released them in the same year.

Too close. That's what you're using. Is your year a part is better. I remember reading that Sean Connery turned down the role of the architect What do you remember with the uh? I just understand it Do you remember the original casting was for it? Yeah, it was will Smith and Val Kilmer I think it was will Smith as me. Oh, Will Smith is neo and Val Kilmer is more, but he chose to do wild wild west right You did hey wheel man mistakes mistakes and what can you say the flag of the johnny dep how mad he is about loan ranger

he's been on a tear of like blaming the failure of loan ranger and a lot of the people i guess johnny dep doesn't have a lot of failures uh... you know what the guys worked like ump to be silly dollars i would imagine so and uh... yeah apparently he's pretty upset about the failure of the loan ranger did it fail what fail? It made almost no money. It's funny because Disney Infinity, you get you must know what infinity is right? It's game? It's yeah the Skylanders. Disney thing. Yeah. And so it's funny because they released that with a bunch of loan

ranger stuff in it. Oh I didn't know. For the movie because they were like oh this is going to be enormous hit. And so they kind of pre-loaded that thing with a bunch of lone ranger stuff and now nobody gives a shit about the lone ranger Yeah, lone ranger made It made 88 million dollars on a 235 million dollar budget god that trail is out the bothole for that movie. Yeah But worldwide it made 243 million, but it probably didn't because of marketing You know usually this is box office mojo typically these are uh... straight box office straight production but we didn't make walled walled with with will Smith

i've seen it you can see it no i had i didn't have any inclination to see it all i wanted to see uh... i didn't see john Carter of maris though they ended up calling i thought that was okay uh... i had to say no is that the support of the kid did you read those books when you were kid yeah no i didn't the the princess of maris series nope I thought that was okay. I think I had the same villain as the Super Trial movie. Did you read those books when you were a kid? No, I did. The Princess of Mars series?

Nope. Love those books. There's some movies. I was watching the trailer for The Loan Ranger, and I'm just thinking that movie. I'm going to watch the plane. That's where I'm going to see this movie. I can see that.

There's some movies that like instantly when you see trailers like video. Yeah. You know. And that was one of them is John Carter I was both an H John Carter J.O.H.N. Carter yeah I can't find the same thing I think so I think the dude I think pretty sure the dude who is the villain in that wasn't he the guy from the wire McNulty or whatever's name is in the wire

I remember Dominic West is that it and then for some reason whatever John Carter of Mars is not showing up in i'm db that's the weirdest major john carder the book is a princess of maris uh... willum willum defoe is in john carder maris oh see the alien all you must play at must play the voice of the alien

i was talking about i watched bail wolf that was a huge failure to by the way what john carder oh no i brought it up okay it was enormous it tanked big time and that was by one of the Pixar guys directed that and you're standing there okay my which one I mean those guys are actually panning and you're really really uh-tellented how was your payday last play I thought it went pretty well I thought it went I thought it went well um. One of the frustrating things about it and I know you must deal with this all the time is that we we recorded that let's play like three

weeks ago. We that was literally recorded the day after the game came out. Yeah. And so I had like you get in the comments, right? I had one evening of play under my belt. It's like you when a game when a new game comes out we rush into a let's play We just the first thing we want to do and then we want to get it up because it's brand new and fresh right and then we'll play it And then we'll learn it but there's that evidence of the first time we play and I was like oh you're so dumb And it's weird because I have played a lot of payday since then and you can hear me in the video I had like one night of play under my belt So I had an idea of what we're supposed to do. But no like fine tuning of that stuff.

So it's weird to go back and watch that and see yourself like being completely shitty at it. But that's all the lets plays I've ever been in have been that. The first lets play I ever did was the that I was ever in was the left for dead survival pack one. And the day it came out we did our survival strategy guy. That's what we called it. We were just horrifically shitty at that game and so uh... yeah i've always been that way for me where it's like i just miserable every

game i do a lot of stuff because it's what i would watch like i don't want to watch someone be good at the games i know it's a person uh... the idea was a speedrun maybe but i don't see people kick crab at college it's not interesting to me the kick crab the uh... you know the game time we did, though, for Halo 4? Yeah. So the criticism I got on yours was that I was tuned into the game. Man, that goes back and forth in that series so much. It's either

Why aren't they talking? Like the one I did with Ray, all the comments are Stop talking and just play the game. Like all the critical comments of it are. Or this game is beautiful. You guys need to talk about it. And then on yours It was like, stop paying attention to the game, talk about the game. Like all the critical comments of it are. Or this game is beautiful, you guys need to talk about it. And then on yours it was like, stop paying attention to the game, talk about the conversation. Well, my thinking behind that was that we have tons of Halo videos already on our channels,

it's like this is a chat, you know. Game time shouldn't be just talking about whatever. But it honestly is a really hard game, because you would pass it to me. And I would either be not paying attention to the story I'm telling, or I'd be telling the story, but just walking around and stuff.

Right, you walked in and you walked in and you walked in and you walked in and walked for like 10 minutes. I guess girls are better at the whole multitasking thing. Hey shout out to women. Yeah. There we go. And then the one idea with Miles for Limbo, people saying Bernie you're telling him how to solve all the puzzles.

And then I play with fucking Ben and we spent an hour and a half on the first half level. We didn't get anywhere on it. So it's like, there's no way to get that right. It's like you either are good at the game and it's about the game or you make it about the conversation. And we're way better at the conversation stuff than being good at games.

Way better, way better. But I think people were surprised to you that I was a low level for Halo. And I've never said I was a good Halo player, ever, ever. You said the opposite, playing the same stuff. Well, I used to make fun of you for this because I used never said I was a good Halo player ever ever. Oh, you said opposite playing as I'm saying. Well, I used to make fun of you for this because I used to think it was bull. But making red versus blue does make you awful at Halo. It makes you awful.

With the way, or the way we did it at the time, and if you stood it this way, the director would be up and down normal controls. Right. But the headbobbs would be inverted. So, right, you take up the director, you'd film in a certain way, and then you'd bob heads like this. As soon as you want to start shooting stuff in a video game, you don't know what you're doing.

I end up like looking down and like looking at my asshole instead of shooting at you. And it's not good. Alright, I knew you're happy to have it up, right? Alright, yeah, but I was, I was not feeling good this weekend. Of course, like, I don't get invited to be on the podcast that often. You're always invited. No, I'm literally never invited. Wait, how does the invitation process work?

Gus sends me an email and says, you're on the podcast this week. That's how it works. Well, I don't know if I have time, and he says, I come on the podcast. That's how it works. Well, why? He does that to you, too, right? Well, yeah, I don't know. We've talked about this, but the way we decide who's on the podcast is that we how it works. Well, why? So does that to you too, right? Well, yeah, I mean, I don't know if we've ever told about this, but the way we decide who's in the podcast is that we get an email, right? And for example, there was one week with

Justin sent me an email. So instead of asking him, am I on the podcast, I assume no, wasn't. I just went home, and then he takes me somewhere earlier, but he just forgot to send me the email. Oh, it's like, but that's yeah, but I don't get that email. That's all I'm saying. So the one, so I get get the email and it's like the weekend after I've been sick as a dog the entire weekend and Looks like shit. What's wrong with you? I had some kind of flu. Yeah, yeah, I know I'm sorry about flu shots and stuff. That's not smart right the whole getting yourself jabbed with flu No, it's actually medicine is it a smart improvement to be honest medicine medicine is a thing that we have in the 21st century Well, like here's my reasoning. I've never been

Vaccinated with a thing. Oh my god, but I've never I've never I've been vaccinated. No life No, what's up? Maybe I got like jabbed in the thigh was something but You've never had a small boxer a polio vaccination I have to find out what I've had a parvo pa I have to find out what I've had Carbo Papa Yeah, I mean you don't I don't think I think it's you know they now have a vaccination for chicken pucks I don't think so but thank you. You know they back to the kids for chicken pucks now I think they like make that kids gobbin to

Into pouches and then mail it to each other and stuff. I don't want to fuck what are we talking about all given your kids chicken Pucks what are we talking about all of a sudden? Give me your kids chicken pucks. What are we talking about? Give me your kids don't get chicken pucks. Go up into pouches. What is that phrase? Oh, here's what I think you say. I have heard of parents who intentionally

infect their kids with chicken pucks to get them in a place. Pouches? I've never heard gobbin pouches. No, like, it's a Harry Potterism, isn't it? You get a little pouch, and you have your owl that brings the letters, and you have your gobbin pouch. There's no way you have your owl that brings the letters and you have your gob pouch. There's no way you can mail that. There's no way you can mail that.

You want to keep your money at cringots and you want to gobbin your pouch. What an intro of the limit. I'm like, you can mail it with an envelope, right? No, no. No, no. You can wrap anything in an envelope. Slide on a broom. But could you just write your address on an apple and put that in the mail box

Can I tell you yeah you actually yes, this is a great thing on a stamp on a one of the very first things on the internet That people were zooming like it's an artistic funny thing with somebody had a webpage where that's what they did They would test what they could send to the mail like he wrote his name on a brick and he sent a brick with stamps on it And then they delivered the brick. Yeah, at one time I know you absolutely could do that. I don't have to post all services, change the rules on that, but you remember it's also that place in Hawaii where we've been where it's like you can mail coconuts. Yes. Like actual you know get a coconut and you literally put just put stamps on the coconut and you can mail it. So you mail a stamp. I'm, you know, we get like throwing away a trash can

I don't address on a stamp and put it in like we get with that stamp Go we get weird stuff in the office all the office all the time I'm kind of curious to see who gets in the weirdest thing in physical form not in a box Don't know what the fuck is wrong. I'm curious now. I'm curious and we have an opportunity You can figure this out Wow Do not you cannot use conventional packaging do not look like I do ever say that What's the word? What's the weirdest thing you can send not? What is the weirdest thing you could send in the mail not in the package with stamps?

I want to see it all right. I want to see okay Okay, so I can mail us a stamp and whatever it is and whatever it is Gavin balloon whatever it is Gavin will eat it the guy took a helium balloon this guy I will link in the link dub this these postal experiments to give you ideas from Matt's awful contest And he shipped a helium balloon filled you know filling out this would happen He's trying to get money from them because it weighed less than nothing He tried to get money from them because it weighed less than nothing. So he was like, Oh nice, he was like,

He was like, He was like, You mean seven bucks? He was like, Stop it, stop it. A balloon with the address on the front and a stamp on it with an envelope inside. Should we do that? What's that?

I like it. I stay, I stay, I stay inside. Say it again. Got, you know, what is it? A balloon with an envelope on the inside, but the balloon's inflated. He just wanted to post card with the money and it's clear thing attached to it by a little string. So he's a little apple post in the linked up. He did all these experiments. Alright, so practice. Barbara was out. Save the address Matt. We'll see

it. No, it's part of the, that's part of the, the, the, the contest. Barbara is out today. So whenever, whenever Barbara's out, I always feel like I gotta come up with some community stuff. So this is my community thing. This is your contest. And then you palm up on Barbara. Hey, the other is phasing. I was like Barbara, when you get in tomorrow,

there's gonna be some weird shit showing up for the door. You have to buy a giant mailbox, Barbara. It's Gavin's fault. Just deal with it. Mail a mailbox. Mail a mailbox. They're not your thing. What does that put the stamp? Got it.

And inside that. They have a winner. All right. All right. So we'll be on Twitter. Have them in vaccinated. What's wrong with you people? You get vaccinated.

I don't do that. No, no, get vaccinated. Get vaccinated. It's not the same. Consisting. No, no, no. Have you really never been vaccinated? Gavin, have you never been vaccinated? Probably. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, about eradicated you have to get back to them. Yeah, okay. There's a thing called heard in the USA for the

last couple of seconds. Okay, we're wrapping up. We're not the medical science. Next up get vaccinated America and you end UK. If you're going to work it for joining us. Thank you. I wish Joe. All right, bye everybody.

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