Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #237

Episode Date: September 24, 2013

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Somebody gave me a really creepy example of that one time. I have to bring the audience down or anything. But they said the place where you're going to die in life is exists right now. Wherever Gavin, wherever you're going to die, that place is out there right now. It's just waiting for you to come along, lay down and die there. But is that place, I mean, not in space, though? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, of course, because the earth will move in that. Like, you're not going to die, if you die on the floor there in a day, the floor, I guess, is still on the earth.

Yeah. What are you saying the earth is moving through space? Yeah. Yeah. So like, as by example, 30 seconds ago, when we started this idiotic conversation, we were at a different place in the universe. That's what you're saying. Well, wait, well, is I saying, if I died on this stage?

Well, think of it this way. There is a point in space you're going to die at, and when the earth moves a certain amount of times, and gets to that point in space,'re going to die at, and when the earth moves a certain amount of time and gets to that point in space you die. Bam, science. But. So it's like millions of miles away or hundreds. There's a spot where you will be dead. And of course, if that spot was like us, when you got there, we'd go, oh.

Every decision in this life led to him dying right here. No, I got to deal with this. But it's just like, what do you class is that spot? Like if I died on this stage and then you shipped this space... This stage to Africa, I didn't die in Africa, did I? But it's in Africa now. You did, you can't die via UPS. LAUGHTER

Gavin is out for delivery. LAUGHTER All right. I also went to Orlando, which is like the worst place in the world. You went to Disney World? No, thanks. See, I'm pulling it back. I went to New York.

You went to Orlando without going to Disney World? Yeah. The fuck is wrong with you? I fucking hate all that shit. But I went to the question burner. I went to Universal Studios because they built like a Simpson's area where they recreated like a quickie mart and most havern and stuff. most haven't I was so jealous. I had a flight credit on Jet Blue and they fly non-stop to Orlando and I was like I can fly there for free

and see this place. I totally do it. It's like flew to Orlando just to do that. What was the best part of drinking Duff Beer and most haven? What kind of beer like was it light beer? Oh yeah, yeah. And then the flight was like watered down cores. You also had a flaming moe. I had a flaming moe. With no alcohol in it. What?

It was just like an orange soda with dry ice in it. Thank you. It's like not even the right color. Flaming moe is a proof. Isn't it supposed to have cots here at the minute? Yes, that's what makes it good. I don't know, fire makes it good. It's the fucking quote.

So yeah, that's what I did. I took two trips and then just bummed around here in town trying to avoid email and you guys as much as possible. Yeah how'd that work out for you? It was okay. It is it is the lament of an IT guy that the moment you leave everything goes wrong. I'm not an IT guy anymore. I got fucking Adam. He's not even there. He's probably fixing there. He's probably fixing something See he's gone something will get fucked up. So do you going back to the whole death thing? Do you have Any requirements about how you're gonna die like would you be annoyed if you died in a certain way? For example, would you be annoyed if you died in my arms?

Tonight I think that would be a wonderful way to go. Yeah. Yeah. Not lovely. That would be probably bottom of my list. Dying in Gavin's arms. Did you know Gavin would be going, hey hurry up, hurry up. Really, I have to go somewhere. Hey, I don't have to bury you

Is it the I don't want to die around you either Gus what would you let me show this you hate everyone right? I'm on record like people all the time say I'm worried. I'm gonna die alone Is that where you at all I don't understand that word no Like I don't understand that word. No. Like I don't understand why that's a concern. It's less embarrassing to die alone because nobody sees you die. Unless you're found hanging from a rope with your pants down. But that doesn't matter.

Once you're dead you're dead, right? Yeah, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, fuck it. Leave a memory. People still talk about Michael Hutchins and fucking Inexasca. Oh, you have to bring it up. So you keep it going. These You just want to talk about hanging yourself and having your pants off.

Who do you think would save you? Gus or Gail? Oh, who would you trust? Well, I think you would both save me. Barb, the question is if like, how much effort, who would have put the least amount of effort in to save me? Well, this is a thing.

Someone was asking me the other day, would you, because I'm British, would I jump in front of a bullet for the president? Obviously, yeah. And I'm British, would I jump in front of a bullet for the president? Obviously, yeah. And I was saying, I would jump in front of a bullet for anyone, because if I survive, I'm definitely going to get laid. Definitely, 100%. 100%? So, you're still fucked. Corollary, if you jump and took a bullet for Bernie, who would lay you?

Hey. I do it. I go. There you go. So if I get bullet, dude, what are you going to do? There you go. Enjoy that. I tell you what, I'd like to be totally Gavin in my heart.

I don't know that there's anyone I would take a bullet for. Really? What about Esther? Maybe. What about you? What about Esther maybe what about What about you like just put your hand in front of her maybe okay, no there my left one If it's like over there then maybe not you know We have the balls to shoot

That'd be a mean motherfucker to begin with you just like punch it away You've always got to go fuck you think you do? I'm sorry, ma'am. All right, well since Gavin asked us, what do we mean by space? I think it might be time to play Gavin at Google. I think that indicates the audience would like to play Gavin or Google. Just to remind you, if we've never played Gavin or Google, the way we play Gavin or Google is, we take a three or four word phrase and we type into the search engine Google. Google autocomplete tells us these stupidest searches from all over the world.

We then pick the funniest one. Then we take that saying three or four word phrase and we give it to the young Gavin free and his idiotic brain comes up with these stupidest possible question. We then ask you the audience who said it Gavin or Google do you want to play? All right. So we actually going to ask the audience. Shut the fuck, why not? Alright, you know the song, sing along with me. Gavin or Google? Google or Gavin? Which one said it?

Let's find out. Hey, I'm feeling lucky. There was a very much enthusiasm in that. Yeah, yeah. Over time. That's up. We're gonna do it a in that. Yeah, yeah. Over time. That's how we do it. What's up? You do it.

I'm feeling lucky. That is the happiest I've ever seen you look. Yeah, look at that. I'm tired of it. Fake it, the fact. Alright, we got a couple of them tonight. We got a few more than we usually do. We usually do three.

We're gonna be more for tonight because we have a live audience. First ones, a bit of a slam dunk. The phrase was, wait, you're not gonna do that last one, are you? Maybe. Apologies for the thoughts. The phrase was, what happens when, what happens when? The first answer we got was,

what happens when a president marries a queen? What happens when a president marries a queen? What would happen when that holy match in a money takes place? And then the second one was, what happens when I lose one of my white friends in the snow? No. No. What is he got?

Which one is Gavin and which one is Google? First of all, the one that went up is when a president marries a queen is very sexist against women. Why? A president? It says in an implying that the president has to be a man. You're saying a woman came married, woman, your home of all the guys? Jesus, a bitch. Gay rights. Not're saying a woman came married, woman, your home of a bitch? Jesus, bitch.

Gay rights. Not in the United States. Oh, what happened? Way to fucking put spin on that, Mr. Well, we are in a political discussion. I guess it can also be a president, a male president marrying a drag queen. I would be a great money to see that.

I'm gonna go with the queen queen one is Gavin just because he's British. Barbara, I'm gonna say the white people one is Gavin because he's incredible racist. Oh audience what did Gavin say the first one or the second one? First one audience and Gus you are. Gavin wants to know. And I do, well, Gavin, what happens when a president marries a queen? I have no idea. Pretty interesting. President King.

If you marry a queen though, you're not King. You're just a dude who married the queen. You know how when you get divorced, you get half of the other person's stuff. Yeah, bring that up. But the president gets like most of Europe. You get like whales in Scotland. Wait, so Google was asking if you lose one of your white friends in the snow?

Yeah. You're from Canada, it must have been a lot. It does. That's actually one of the first things Joel ever said to me. He said he's used to me seeing me in the context of snow, just like camouflage. Yeah. In Canada, it's snow. Yeah, it's interesting.

Now that Barb has moved to Texas and she actually gets out in the sun, she turns a really slightly darker shade of white. It's amazing. It's like over the course of the year, it's like an albino rainbow for her. Like, really ice cream. All right, the next question was, this involves babies. So. Basically, all right the next question was this involves babies so Really dude, all right

Okay All right All right, which one I said do babies dot dot dot do babies dot dot dot. First question was do babies poop in the womb do babies poop in the womb and that was one. The other one was. Do babies float? Well, assuming that do babies float is Google makes me really concerned about the health of our babies in this country It's like, huh, I've got this new baby What is it gonna float? Before I throw it in the pool, let's do a Google search

But babies are people just trying to solve a really weird like physics homework problem Alright, you have to go first this It's time Barbara. I think do babies float is Google. Do babies float is Google and what do you say? I agree. That Google asked do babies float audience? Who said do babies float? I heard mostly Google. Couple of Gavin holdouts. You fucker should have yelled louder than. Uh, alright, you're all wrong. It turns out that Gavin wanted to know do babies float.

The fuck is wrong with you? Well, I heard of babies being born in water. I thought, that's pretty cool. But then I just thought what happens next though? You thought they get on the drain? They've got a guy with a pool skimmer on the side of the water like right in a scoop the baby out It's like I kind of get possum with this thing the baby's no problem There's an emergency scuba team to get it off the bottom of the pool. It's just in case.

They've got a little baby-sized scuba gear to put on its face. The world is so stupid. Has a person, we got two more, has a person, dot, dot, dot, has a person ever, dot, dot, dot, dot. First answer was Has a person ever been to Mars? Has a person ever been to Mars. Okay, then the other one to know Has a person ever been born without a potty?

Just I guess Just head head. Just head. I'm really stumped. This may be the most puzzling Gavin or Google ever because those are both fucking stupid. Do you think if you asked Gavin if a person has ever been to Mars, you think he would come up with the answer that would, would, would, would, I think know? Okay. Well, I got a curious. I got to answer this one first.

So I'll just put it all out there. I would assume Gavin knows the answer to that So I'm gonna say has the person ever born without a body was Gavin Although I can't imagine what you're fucking thinking Barbara I Have to agree Has person ever been to Mars is Google Marbro? I have to agree. Has a person ever been to Mars as Google?

Has a person ever been to Mars? What was your answer? Same thing. Audience, what do you think? Has a person ever been to Mars? Gavin or Google? We live in a world of idiots. They don't know if a person has been to Mars.

You're all correct. You get one point. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, point. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, shut up, shut up, shut up. What the fuck is wrong with you? What would that be? I imagine it would look like a Furby. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Like a Gremlin just shooting out. Yeah, would you have to feed it? Not after midnight But that's a party Well, how's it body if it's ahead a Furby? What is a Furby of a but what who's ever X-ray to Furby? We don't know what's going on

X-ray to Furby She took it apart. I just think that she's ripped apart of Furby. Okay, there's going to be intervention after the podcast night. We can talk to the guy who went woo for baby. All right, so the last one was the subject of words. And it was why is the word, why is the word, it's got dot dot, why is the word? The first one to know, why is the word long shorter than the word short? Seems legit. Seems legit. Oh my god. The other one wanted to know.

Why is the word shirt singular if arms are plural? Wow. Wow. All right. That's a head scratcher That's what you got to go first this time you're fucked. I don't even know the score is it's 2 to x I think we're tied I'm gonna say this is a tiebreaker I'm gonna say the shirt one is Gavin

Because Gavin likes to think in like body part numbers a lot. Oh, that's interesting. I know to make this interesting, I'm going to disagree with you. And I'm going to say the long and the short words was Gavin. The long and the short words was Gavin. Audience, let's go with the long and short. Was that Gavin or was that Google? Yeah! You guys seem split. So this is for the win. You say Gavin said, why is the word long shorter from the word short?

And she wanted to know why. Sure, it's a singular word, even though arms are plural. Gus, you win tonight's episode of the Google. Oh yeah! Along with the audience, you guys win as well. Congratulations. Alright, thanks for playing Gavin or Google. Should we sing the theme song again?

How about that? Alright, hold on one second. I'm not trying to record you guys. Are you gonna have to pull the words up? You're doing this again. I'll record them saying it. You messed up your vine, didn't you? That's why we're doing this again.

What? That's absolutely possibly correct. Did you mess up a lot? Alright, are you guys ready? Do you want to do House Lights maybe? All right, let's all sing this song together. Gavador Google Google or Gavin, which one said it? Let's find out. I'm feeling lucky. There you go. That's much better. Much better that time. I'm glad you approved. All right, I'm going to read this thing here before we go on. Oh, here we go. I'm going to remind everyone that tonight's Epsilor Rousseau podcast is brought to you by GoDaddy.

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No. Yeah, it's a good movie, right? It's like he played himself as like an aging action hero who then actually gets embroiled in some kind of actual hero work. And it's really like Very self-effacing and it's supposed to be really good. I never sought though. I heard of it to right now I'm gonna see if it's on Netflix or who we've lost or anything like that So that's the name of the movie JCVD. Yeah, I kind of figured out my new wishes initials I'm about to move with a BD in the title Where are you from the fucking 40s?

Is that still a term? BD? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I have her BD in forever. What was it? What was VD? Bonerial disease.

Yeah, but it was like everything. I guess. It's like STD. Oh, that's changed. It's STI now, right? Yeah. So what's VD? Now then.

It would be very weird to someone who said, oh, I got VD. Is it? What did you get? AIDS. Right. It seems like a lower level of disease. Yeah. It would be very weird to someone said oh I got VD's like what'd you get age? Right, it seems like a lower level of disease. Yeah, it's like dudes in Vietnam. That's what they got hey Come on what's your soon I'm just One glad I skipped the Holocaust camera Google that So sensitive thanks for that. What's that? You seriously have one? No, no, no, it's so sensitive. Thanks for that. What's that? Did you seriously have one?

No, no, no, it's all jokes. So I guess you're just looking something up. The iPhone 5S just came out on Friday. Did any of you guys get one? No. I'm surprised you don't have one. Because I slow-mo. No, just because you always get a new one.

It's true you do. I'm waiting for the gold one. Although I just didn't change. You were the gold one? You waited for the gold one which came out Friday. Yeah. Well, you can't buy one. Well, this is hardly any way. But just just didn't cave and got a gray one,

which I'm very disappointed about. She said she's still gonna wait to get the gold one. What are you gonna do with the black one? Or sorry, it's a space frame. Well, that. Out of the slow mo look on the camera. She posted a, we were backstage filming I was posted a video of Gavin jumping over his own leg. I was in I just beans first slow mo video

Oh, yeah, it's a proud moment in mind. Is that your is that your goal in life is to be synonymous with slow motion on the internet? Sure I'll take it. Let me show you legitimately worried about it all because now everyone's gonna have a Are you legitimately worried about it all because now everyone's gonna have a Slomo camera, so you're using tons of Slomo videos. I'll just keep buying even slow-of-a-hype cameras until they end up fine. It's like not even in the same league. The iPhone 5S is like 120 frames a second, whereas the Phantom can do up to what like 5,000? Yeah, or even even slower in a standard death.

Yeah, but come on, no one wants to watch that. That's true. Look at the world we live in. Look at this fucking TV. Look how giant that is. Do I know what's that's called? Oh, that's a TV, I thought that was a piece of paper. No, no one wants to watch that. Look at the world we live in. Look at this fucking TV. Look how giant that is. Oh, that's a TV, I thought that was a piece of paper. No, no. These TVs they got, that they're bought for the production. They were on the set, by the way, of the gauntlet season two. And so, this is actually...

Thank you. All right, cool. That's why, some of our celebrity guests, we're going to have them up here in a minute. I just seen these here, Greg Miller's here, Freddie Wong is here, Adam Ković's here. They're all part of Gollisies, too. And this is the set, like we couldn't break this down because we have to go through and shoot one of the rounds tomorrow. And so that's what these TVs are for. So just don't bump them because we're going to return them on like Thursday.

On the brusse, if you put a scratch on it, you know, got someone's got to keep it now. It's got to go in your office. If you put this TV in your office, we'd have to fire one of the H.E.B. hundreds. There's that little room left in your office. That's true. Jack. Oh, fire Jack? What do you think would be more useful

this TV or Jack? How about this TV where the picture of Jack on it? I mean, hey, Jack. How about this TV where the picture of Jack on it? Hey, we feel fire Jack, we get like 10 TVs to fit in his face. Sorry. Jack. Every time I make a joke of Jack, I gotta immediately apologize. Someone sent me that horrible joke I made about his mom in college the other day.

And it like gave me like, oh no, it's not going there. Polished dramatic stress. It's my own my own personal Holocaust basically the joke that I made so I've never heard the phrase that what do you guys fucking sensitive all of a sudden what happened here we know you guys listen to us before yeah um so also while I was in Vegas I made the first sports bet ever of my life and I think oh wait can we stop let's guess what Gus bet on for sports. What sport would Gus bet on football? Highlight What you say high lie I can't hear him. Highlight. Highlight. Yeah, highlight. You know what highlight is? What the fuck is highlight? Obviously, it's like the Cuban thing where they had the big scoops and they pick up the ball Oh, right right yeah, because that's huge on betting sports will convey this. This is a fucking line for that

You have been fucking Orlando to not go to Disney. What the hell? The only thing I would say is that it's both hipster-ish and it's close to tron, so that'd be a sport that you would like. That does not cool. When you say it like that, what do you think? Culling. It was football. American football. I want something. I bet on the Texans Chargers game and it's the last time I'm ever going to sports bet because it ruined the game for me because I bet on the Texans and in order to win money the Texans had to win by more than six points. So it was a close

game, it was coming down to the end of the game, the Texans were driving and they opted to kick a field goal. The game was tied. I'm like, they're gonna fucking win by three. And I was like, miss, miss. Going over time, you gotta win by six. And then I was like, this is ruined the game. Like, I'm playing a different game. Like, the team I want to win the one, but I'm still unhappy.

Wow. Jack packed me up on this. That is the most sports he's ever spoken in his entire life. And he did it in 30 seconds. I love football. Really? You didn't see the other day we were filming here on Sunday. I NFL Sunday ticket on my pad. I know. I know I was watching you and Jay or Dan.

You're sitting in the dressing room and you guys are watching football and talking football. What the fuck is this? We were coordinating the games we were watching. That way we were sitting side by side and we were watching two games at once. That's, that's me. That's insane It looks like the nerdy is fraternity ever It like to do to show up for fantasy football because it has the word fantasy in it. That's what it looked like Who won so did you win the bet? No, the Texans won by three mother fuckers

Let me tell you something you're probably lucky because you know how it is if you win your first bet. It's something you're hooked for life. That's true. And now knowing you, you hate it. No, no, I'm never sports betting again. I'm done with that fucking racket. You let me hold on. You're not gonna crack it. Crabbs when I went to Vegas with you.

Yeah. Because we kept winning. Crabbs, sorry, not crabs. Crabbs are delicious. We played VD. So did you win your first time you played Krabs? Yes Where we played we played blackjack when we went right? Yeah, yeah, I wanted Krabs all year until this trip now fuck Krabs Did not win would you guys go what casino? I played at the are you really? Yeah, she's pretty good luck there. I'm rolling

We could you. I'm rolling. Get gannin' up. We know how I'm a sucker for affinity programs. Yes, I do. So that's the reason I stayed at the Aria. So I have a United Credit Card, United Airlines. As a result of the United Credit Card, you get Hyatt Platinum status. Then as a result of the Hyatt Platinum status, you get gold status at the Aria. So it's like because you have this credit card, you have all these other affinity programs you're in. So that's why I stayed at the Aria because I got a cheap rate because of my gold status. Basically, it's like three fish and really in the same sucker fish on the same level.

Yeah, exactly. But like this guy's demographic is perfect. He will come and make a sports bet and lose money. Did I say across into their frequent flyer milestone? I'm now over 3 million miles that I've flown on. But, Ricken, whatever you say this, I mean, like you haven't flown that many miles. It's just based on money you've spent. I have. So you say you spent like 3 million bucks on that cut?

No, well most of it's miles. I mean, what do I do? 3 million miles. Yeah Yeah like around the globe How much I'm like is the world Gavin? You know it's like 25,000 miles around the equator isn't it my fucking nailed it Wow, and the moon is like 250,000 miles away. No, we just had that's where's the equator What is the latitude of the equator? You really don't know what you asked me really don't know Take a wild guess what's the latitude of the equator?

Wild guess Yeah Zero. Yeah, zero obviously. I had to knock him back down the peg. He was getting too up any there. He knows you much. Easy, big words. Thanks to every single person in the audience.

Yeah. See if we ever do another fucking studio podcast or a lot of studio audience podcast. So speaking of the moon, I saw gravity the other day. Oh, you did? Do you see an eye-mix? No, I only saw in 3d was like an advanced screening That was like a clout perk right? Yeah, I'm absolutely gonna see that movie in IMAX when it when it comes out It was awesome. It's like the first time I've seen like a really compelling reason to see something in 3d

You said that at one point it goes first person and you know, yeah It was really good. What was point the movie for those love us, you don't know what the movie is. What's your app? Sandra Bullock plays an astronaut who, that's believable. Experiences, while on a spacewalk, there's a catastrophe, and she is flung free from the space shuttle and is a drift in space,

trying to not die. For an hour and a half. Yeah, well, yeah, about an hour and a half, die. For an hour and a half. Yeah, well, yeah, about an hour and a half, a little an hour and a half. I can say I've seen the trailers for this, and I don't think I can watch another trailer for that movie. Every time I watch one of those trailers, it's just like nerve-racking.

Yeah, like the whole movie, your hand is at your face, and you're like trying your best not to breathe, because that's the whole thing. It's like, I said to tweet it that she took maybe like three breaths in an entire movie. Yeah, oh, cause oxygen is a big deal. Right. Gotcha. Yes, usually it's it's pretty big. But definitely, definitely check it out. I'm going to send

that to Emily who makes our shirts. Oxygen is a big thank you. She's right. She already wrote it down. All right. So go see it. Is that what you say? Definitely go see it. Yeah, we're in that part of the year where there's not a whole hell of a lot of movies coming out. Because we're past, in between the summer movies and the Oscars season. Right now, fantastic fest is going on up at the Alamo.

They're showing a bunch of independent like horror, slash, whatever movies. It's a weird, I don't know what fantastic fest covers, but it's like, we're gonna go into that time, we're getting October, we get all like the horror movies like around Halloween, and then we get the obscure Oscar contenders, and I think gravity's kind of falling in that category. Where's it coming out? October. October 4th I want to say? Okay. It's on a couple of weeks. George Clooney's there too. Yeah, George Clooney's also, and it was directed by the guy who directed children a men. That's right Alfonso Coran that guy loves really long shots. Yes

There are some incredibly long shots. No one's talking to you shut up If you matter you'd be in lit You swear about you you didn't pay for you get a little that was free. You got a free ticket and a shirt, so shut up. Yeah, this was really long shots. But they kind of cheat because it's like panning shots because visual effects in the middle. Yeah. So it's like, it just like, they weren't in space. That's also kind of a cheat, right?

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Fair play. So speaking of movies, Grand Tattoo hit a huge milestone. Grand Tattoo in what, three days, was it? Hit a billion dollars in sales. Yeah, I think it was 800 million of the first 24 hours and then a billion within three days. And I think, actually, what was the,

was it 13 days before Harry Potter hit it? 19 days. So like the record for anything else hitting a billion dollars is like eight times. I've done better math. Like six times what Grand Theft Auto was. So keep playing video games, don't read books. Basically that's what we're saying. You know the popular game when everybody on the gauntlet during their off time is playing

it. After a whole day of playing video games Yeah, we have a bunch of stations set up backstage and whenever we have downtime I finally started using cloud saves socket play GTA 5 here. All right, brag about it I thought you'd be happy you've been trying to get me to use it forever I just realized I'm on some kind of weird fringe where I don't want to get You know discs for stuff on games and everyone else on the planet apparently does. I'm just gonna stop talking about it because I'm tired of feeling stuff about it. People think I'm some kind of weirdo because everything in my life is digital, music, and movies and everything.

But for some reason I'm still supposed to, if you carry around a fucking optical disc for games, it makes no sense to me. Congratulations for joining 20 years ago. Good for you. Good for you. Everything in your life his digital Well, it's not like ham sandwich is but yeah like like me. Do you is can you imagine a digital ham sandwich? Where the fuck did that come from? There we had jack what's that there's a Nerf gun up there. Oh, that was Monty. Thanks Monty Please don't do that

You're just gonna encourage the sound of it like cocking up there with the bright lights is frightening as hell. Yeah, no, but seriously, everything in my life. Seriously, can someone go stop whoever the fuck is doing that? It's really pissing me off. Yeah, everything in my life that I can be digital is digital. Are you not that way? Do you buy DVDs? No, do you buy CDs? I don't think I've ever bought a CD. You have the entire collection of Game of Thrones on DVD though. Some Blu-ray, Barbara.

Blu-ray, right? It's still a physical disc though. Yeah, well, my honest opinion on this. I don't care. Who cares? Kiss, kiss, kiss. I don't care who cares Do you guys want to be alone? That's the point though is I don't buy anything on like I Kind of see what you mean when you bring up the subject, but you'll so you feel so strongly about it And it's just like I don't know why just calm down. I'm not that's what I'm saying I'm not talking about it. So you thought of you talking about it right now I'm saying good you're a cloud sage. Me you. Yeah, I didn't do shit. I'm not but you said the cloud sage. I didn't drew me into it.

I drew you in by saying I'm playing GTA 5. Yeah, and you said, oh, my closet are just so proud of me. That's what you said. How to say I have to do with physical media. Fucker. This is being what is physical media. It's nothing. It's irrelevant. It's two different conversations. What do you want it to talk about optical disk and what point of conversation I say hey I would really love to talk about What you say when you said you drew me into this you did draw me into it. What did I mention? What does cloud states have to do with physical media? You look at me

So let's go back to the list of things that can get David Dots fired. Let's go back to that list. Do you need an ice pack for that burn? Are you okay with that? Are you okay with that? Are you okay with that? Are you okay with that? Are you okay with that?

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Are you okay with that? Are you okay with that? Are you okay with that? Are you okay with that? Are you okay with that? Physical media you're a change of subject. This is what you do when you lose an argument you pivot and change a subject What's that no you hang up no you hang up. No you hang up. No you hang up Jesus Christ You guys baited me into a conversation about digital media and then he goes yeah, but you're so excited We talk about it. I think exactly what happened. I was sitting over here money my own business making fun of Sandra book as a fucking astronaut and a human Digital media. She's really good. Well, you know what? I'm not gonna see that shitty fucking movie now. How do you feel about that? It makes you feel any better. It's probably distributed digitally Nevermind

I'll be first the Hey, but so speaking of that though Awesome, they made a billion bucks. How about they carve out like a tiny percentage percentage that like a million bucks to make a god damn decent app that they're trying to get us all to use the app That doesn't fucking work. How long is that thing gonna not work? And it's all gonna be acceptable to us? I know it's it's really frustrating. I think the problem is they release the app a day before the game came out. So everyone of course it choked it. Why not release it a couple of weeks?

I had a time. It completely screwed me over as well because I tried to log in again and again and again. Finally did it. Went on that f-ing dog thing with chop. I was like, oh see what chop's doing and I immediately I lost interest in that And then I couldn't log in again, but the goddamn app keeps sending me notifications. Hey idiot chops hungry It's like I would love to go and be chop with a goddamn app doesn't work and it keeps sending me messages What I don't care about chop at this point. I managed to log in and get a custom license plate. Oh, what'd you get? Yes, man custom license plate. Oh, what'd you get? Asman. So once he's brilliant, once GTA Online comes out, if you see the Asman driving around, this guy. Wow, that is brilliant. I gotta ask you, how many of those S's of fives? Only the first A is a four because it wouldn't allow us. Okay, so it's four SS man. Did you get one?

What'd you get? I go yeah, Vena got give you know, huh? Maybe he tried yet bar. No, so there's a license plate that you can register through the app and once you register it It locks everybody else out of it and you only get it for yourself. I know it's taken, but I would do board Bort? Yeah. Oh good one. This instance reference. So it was like a race to register license plates for your car. We all registered shortly. Do you have one? Yeah. You sure? Yeah, sure. It's Jack underscore P. That's what I got. And I'm going to give it to Joel. I felt like I wasn't racing Joel for that one. I felt like I was racing or Jack.

I felt like I was racing Joel for it. When have you ever seen an underscore in a license plate. It doesn't matter it doesn't matter it was all game or tag based so I'll just go cause mayhem and play all Jack P. Yeah the game's been out a week and the app still has fucking problems. I think I can log in one out of 20 times I try. So that means at least for me I have very little faith in the multiplayer launch that's coming in two weeks. Yeah, they waited two weeks after the game to launch it, right? Ideally for traffic and to get ready.

Hopefully this has taught them the amount of traffic they're going to have so that they can give them adequate time to prepare for it. Well think about it like this, think about like this. There is a thing that naturally happens with a big release like take a halo or call a duty that there's a big campaign part of it, but then there's also the multiplayer which is enormously popular. The nice thing that happens naturally is that a lot of people won't even go into multiplayer until they finish the campaign. But now with GTA, there was no people who just immediately started a multiplayer to kind of like spread that load out.

So now everyone will have finished the campaign. They'll be waiting for multiplayer to start and then multiplayer will launch and everyone will go into multiplayer on day one of multiplayer. I'm so excited. Oh my god. I'm gonna pound the shit out of that server. I have some issues with this. I'm this man. I have some issues with this game gives my brain too much freedom. In GTA 4, you could do some pretty sick stuff. You could just walk up to a guy and punch him in the head

and punch him a lot while after he was dead and stuff. Fair play. Find out of his baby floats. But this game, I end up because it's a's escapism, right? You do stuff that you can't do in real life. Do you do that though? I don't move for people in the sidewalk at all. I'm like a plow right there. I live in the dream. It gives me, basically, it just laws me in with situations where it wants me to be a psychopath and then I feel bad for doing it afterwards. I was just minding my own business on my little airstrip. A guy walks, is walking his dog across the airstrip and I'm just thinking, what is a guy in a dog? I walk up to his dog

and I kick it today. And then I felt really bad and I stopped playing. I was like, why did I kick the dog today? Right in front of the dude as well. Whether the dude, dude. He starts punching me. And you kill him? I think I took off in a plane. You're never going to believe it. I was walking the dog.

Some guy came and killed the dog and flew off in an airplane. You've done something in my house. I was walking my dog on the air strip. Whatever he was like a mechanic, you know? With a dog, take your dog to work dick, I don't know. I was fucking every day at the Roostery's office. I don't know if that applies to airline mechanics. But basically, I never would have thought to do that ever in real life.

You never would have kicked a dog to death on an air strip, never ever. But because it was just happening in front of me in the game, is anyone kicked a dog to death in GTA 5? Really? Security? That's Greg. That's Greg over there. Why wouldn't you? So let me get this straight. The game baited you into kicking a dog to death, but you guys bringing a mother fucking clown to you. She's not a bait for me. You guys are unbelievable. As soon as you were used to word bait to describe that, he's gonna bring this back to himself. I am. I am. I'm gonna walk out of the theater and kick a dog to death. I'm not in Congress.

Reminds me of those old prank calls. You kicked my dog. Was it jerky boys? What's that? Was it jerky boys? I don't know. It was? Was that jerky boys? I don't know it was okay jerky boys. Yeah That I feel like it's 1996 all over again They did TV show didn't they a movie dude data theatrically released movie I'm gonna try to find out much that fucking thing made it a jerky boys movie wow yeah Yeah, and that's like pre-internet, right? So how

does that thing get around? Was that radio stations just playing the prank calls? Oh, it's gotta be. And then you get a movie out of that. That's just insane to me. What's like, just like South Park was VHS tapes being traded. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that was actually one of the first things I ever watched on the internet. Oops. Sorry, I was the South Park like the postage stamp size quick time of a spirit of Christmas. You look like you're gonna read some to us. Yeah, I'm gonna read this while you look that up.

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And you get up to 10% off for your order. So go to onit.com slash gaming, use promo code rooster. Big thanks to on it, big fan of Alphabray. Still taking that stuff? Still taking it. I just ran out last night with my last time. Have you had any GTA themed dreams? I haven't. Which is funny because I had Far Cry 3 dreams when I played that. What was that like? It was crazy. It was like crawling through a jungle, sneaking with a bow and arrow. No, with a spear. There's no spear in the game,

which is weird, but it was like murdering people with a spear. I would place a lot of money on that you could never kill anything with a spear if you tried Like you as in humans or Gus just like what do you talk about like an animal like a dog being walked down a road? I gave you a yeah If I gave you a fear now I give you an hour and a spear you couldn't kill anything with it. I kill you I give you an hour and a spear you couldn't do anything with it. I kill you Give us a what an arrow in a spear hour hour I think it erotic an hour in a spear how close you just could kill like 75% of our office look at all this like I kill one of them Just chuck it out there fucking probability man This don't call 911 that assumes a lot of us that you know which end to throw and you throw it

hard on the point and so are you still looking at separate could I bring something up bring it up yeah whatever tricky boys made seven point five million dollars there's a release in nineteen ninety five does it have a budget on there no I don't have unfortunately. I'm guessing it was gonna be less than $7.5 million. Who is that movie about? I don't know, prank calling. I gotta watch that now. We're gonna say. So a couple people in the office have been street passing. Some person. We don't know who it is. Their name is Farc Hooper. I'm gonna pull up Farth Hooper right there. We're just looking at you.

I've ever seen in my life. Nobody admits to it being them. It only happens in the anix and then it happened on the gauntlet shoot. So it's somebody we know. I have not seen Farth Hooper today. I last tagged him one day ago. Oh, you can't see. Oh, I'm going to take it up there to the camera.

I tagged Farth Hooper. I put you to this pornographic thingographic thing ever said on the book. Yes Asman Yeah, keep it on me guys. That's what everybody wants the fucking thing That's far to for it's on a macro lens back at all. I don't know if you guys could see that you know my last my last Suspect is here in the audience is Josh who Josh last your stand-up drill would hello Josh. Josh was our second place finalist in the gauntlet season one,

which means that Josh played a game of Tetris for $10,000 and fucking lost. Have you ever played Tetris since then? Do you get like post dramatic stress from that? I can't see blocks falling slowly. I really felt bad. I couldn't imagine you guys when you were going up to play, you know, one game of Tetris for 10,000 was crazy. How do you think I felt? In the final four, I had three people from my team and they all fucking lost.

Hey! Oh, you're talking about the ball at season one. Yeah! Final four I had three people from my team and they all fucking lost. Hey. Oh, you're talking about the gauntlet season one. Yeah. I was worried you were gonna get spoilers for gauntlet season two for a second. You just get the shit out of me. Fuck your losers. Um, so he was my last candidate for Farthoofer. I thought I could have sworn it was Josh, because when he was doing some newsreads for us last week,

that's when Farthoofer first showed up around the office. Yeah, and I don't see, uh, Katie, I'm writing you okay. Um, I don't see Far I'm reading you okay. I don't see far to far on here right now. I was checking to see if he showed up since Josh just showed up. No far to. So is far to far in the audience money chance? No it's not me you guys think me. My theory is that it was Bernie because I feel like Bernie is the person who would spend the money on just an extra DS that he could throw away and just hide in the office somewhere. I would do that. And just fuck with people.

I'm not saying I'm not jealous of whoever a fart-hoover is. I'm very jealous of them for thinking of it, but I did not make the fart-hoover DS account. That's exactly what fart-hoover would say. Technically, there's an oom out on that A, so it's fiat-hoover. Yeah, this has been like a thing. We've been roping in our guests, like, justine to try to figure it out, because we've been street passing with her too. They have everyone in.

Just in the street passing, since forever, like cons and stuff like that. Justine and I, street pass, and we realize that we have the exact same knee character, except hers has glasses on. Yeah. Bizarre versions of each other. except hers has glasses on. So. Yeah. Yeah. There's our reversions of each other. And it's weird that it affects relationships too, because Ray lost his DS and then got a new one. And then Ray was a guy that I had passed like ten times, so he was really high level for me.

And then we got his new DS, he's just back to being Ray. It looks like him, but it's level one. It makes me not like Ray anymore. Do you have that, Gus? It was Ray high level for you? He was, but I... He might have lost his DS since I've been gone. I don't think I've street passed away at all since he lost it.

It's really disappointing to run into Ray now all the time. Hmm. That's just general rule of thought. It's just like real life. I hope it's really disappointing. It's like you're nothing like your older brother. Ray, like his older Ray brother. mind no no no no never mind wait I got to get to the bottom of this gold mine his other me is his older brother

is that weird you're in a room with 500 people. Nobody knows what you're saying. Ray has an older brother who is also a me. The me. The older me that's higher level is his older brother. And now there's this fucking young upstart. Oh, oh, yeah. OK, it is funny. Wow.

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Original DS not tell him that we've got it and make him street pass with himself from the past He left it on a plane I think oh he did yeah, yeah, what happens to that stuff? I've never gotten anything back So when I went when I flew to Vegas a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, I got to the airport and I do a thing. What airline, but United? Yeah, United. Okay, so I got to the airport and I do a thing

where when I get out of my car at the parking lot, I take everything out of my pockets, except for my ID and my phone, because I got my boardy pass on my phone. And I put it all in my bag that way when I get security, I've just got my phone in my ID, it's all I need. I get to security, just got my phone in my ID that's all I need I get to security pull out my phone look for my ID gone I lost it between my car and the fucking security checkpoint what'd you do I have my care in my passport with me also when I traveled just to be safe it's like

fuck so I pull my passport out go through and I'm like god I should have lost my fucking ID but luckily when I came back I, I went to the lost and found office, and I was like, oh, you've got your ID right here. Really? Yeah, someone turned it in. Hey, it's you. Yeah, I just am amazed that worked. I'm amazed too.

Like, I was like, I'm gonna have to go to the DMV. I'm convinced that lost and found is just, they set up a room, put a shoe in a bucket, and that's what it is. Like, nah, it's not here, it's just a shoe. We had a pretty extensive lost and found after our check. I'm shoe. I don't know, I in a found after our tX. Mine's shoe. I mean, it was someone walking and they're just like,

ugh, not getting that back. We had a lot of stuff after RTX. We did. We were like, people are definitely gonna call for this. What was the weirdest thing? Nope. There was not a lot of weaves of thers wallets and like IDs and stuff like that.

And we rinsed all that. We tried calling them. Yeah, still there. So if anybody went to RTX and is missing stuff. And we didn't steal that. We tried calling them. Yeah. So if anybody went to RTX and is missing stuff. One person after six weeks call looking for their ID. Yeah. Really?

Just in hell? Now you're missing. Oh. There's actually someone who lost their ID who made it to third place in our Halo tournament that we had at RTX. At the Halo Global Championships. And now just our tournament. Yeah.

I mean, it started RTX. But they needed their ID to register for it. And so they called like two days before everything was due. And they're like, do you love the spying chance? You're just looking for this now? Yeah, they got in. And they lost. You?

Mr. Go to prize if they ended up third? No, in third in our TX. I see. You completely screwed me over like two weeks ago. Spying. She stole my wallet. We were out drinking. She took my wallet. I was just... You completely screwed me over like two weeks ago. Explain. She stole my wallet. We were out drinking. She took my wallet.

Here's what happened. Gavin got drunk. He put his wallet on the table and I'm looking at him and I go like this. In my bag. And you're just looking at me. Yeah, then I'm in a cab on the way home. And he's like, yeah, that's 20 bucks. And I'm just shrugging. I can an idiot in the back of a cabin. No wallet

Because I thought you would remember or I would remember but neither of us remembered so I got home Where in the next morning I was changing my purse is and I'm like oh shit I just ran it off on the next day. You're like I've got your wallet. I was like Sorry, what'd you do for the cabby? I just went into my place and just scraped together enough cash. Yeah, it was just, the cabbie driver's like, yeah, right. This guy's fucking taking off to the backyard.

Yeah. He said, leave your shoe. What? That's the lost impact. What do you do? What do you do if you can't afford the cabbie? You get your ass kicked. You're pretty much, I mean, usually that's the way

that goes down. I've never been in a situation where I've already used the service and now I can't afford it. Just give him a little. I'm gonna talk him off. Barb, that's a solution for everything. So can I tell you something? The cab was me and Ashley the other day.

Can I tell you something? Yeah, go for it. I spy as Kirk, just he's here, but I'm not gonna. So we were here in the theater and somehow that's topic of like, uh, that guy's just, they're jerking off. And I go like this, he's just jerking off. And actually goes, yeah, he's jerking off. And I go, what the fuck is this? She goes, this is what you do it. This is the hand motion. I go, the hand motion is this.

It's not like this. And her answer, since her last name was, I've never done it that way. It's true. She makes a valid argument. That's a ridiculous answer. Ashley, I just told that to about a billion people, but don't ever sell that story ever again to anyone ever. She's a real people person. Well, I get the idea of taking from personal experience, but that just doesn't apply to

it. I've never stabbed anyone, but when I pretend to wheel the knife, I don't like doing this. I do that. You're stabbing him to death. Stab him. Yeah. So, next time you can't afford to get it, just tell me the jerk off. You're like, I don't have enough money. Yeah, I can't afford this motherfucker.

You know what I mean. Did he believe you when you got out of the cab? Did he think you were fucking him over? Because your street has like no street lights on it too. I think pretty talk. Yeah. Yeah. I was either gonna die or I was gonna have enough cash. Did he believe you or did he make you give him anything? No, I didn't leave it deposit or anything. And leave a shoe? No, I don't leave a shoe. Or deposit. So, do you want to bring any of our guests up or anything to? It's totally up to you. It's totally up to you.

I would love to. If I don't know, I don't want to pressure them. I don't want to make them come up here. We have any specific topics to talk about. They can talk about their trip. They took today, even though if that's a clear all this stuff, like if it's okay with not- Just say, anyway, you figured out, I want to this stuff like if it's okay with it. Just say it anyway. You figured out, I want to tell you about the conversation we had with Gavin and I had, where we were talking about how much all of us, Barbara, men and women put up with bullshit from the opposite sex just because they have like a hundred percent of the other sex genitalia, the sex organs, like men put up with so much from women because they have

a hundred percent of all of the Jaina in the world. And boobs. And boobs, thank you. And women up with. And women up with. So much bullshit from men because you can't get penis anywhere else. You're looking, you're looking disbelief, are you getting penis from somewhere besides the men?

I just don't understand what you're talking about. All right. I'm leading to something. All right. So Gavin Night Determine, if there was a third gender that had nothing to do with reproduction or sex, everybody would hate those fucking people. Can you imagine if there was men, women, and you know what? Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, like just a just like they bill like you're a bill or whatever sorry to say bills but it's like if you have a son a daughter and it's like oh and your third

child's gonna be a you'd be like oh okay all right great they have the worst fucking way you want to be friends with one and I'm not I'm not saying I want to be friends with dudes because they have an anus that I could Possibly have sex with if I wanted to I'm not saying that really you're not saying that because you came over that totally on your own by the way But you know, maybe I am friends with guys because there is that possibility Wow, honestly, honestly, I think Google just went, we can't compete with that. We're going bankrupt. I've never went to bang any of my dude friends. Go ahead.

Sorry, Miles. Sorry, Miles. I will say. I will say. Sorry, Miles. Sorry, Miles. But I'll say, Monty knows your line, but go ahead. But I will say that every single decision I've ever made in my life has been indirectly to get laid at some point.

If there were no, like, as a straight guy, if there were no girls, would you do anything ever? Probably not. I would live in a cave and have no clothes. I would sleep all day. I would sleep all day. Yeah, I'd be at home jerking off. What's behind that?

Probably. No, I see what you're saying. A lot of it is motivated by the ingrained evolutionary need to procreate. Yeah. Which we just now just have sex and turn all the other stuff off. But yeah, so it's so there was a third gender that had nothing to do with sex. You would you just be like, I just yeah, a successful gender has to have a whole. Or whatever's a third gender, I gotta go back to the guy thing. What if it's your friends gender? I can't go back to the guiding game. What if it's a third? Do your friends do it guys because we have holes?

Is that what you say? Or it could be a superpower gender that has the ability to move between their choice between the other two genders. And then everyone would want to appease to them. We're learning a lot about the people in the podcast tonight. So Gus, tell us about more about wanting to be a woman. Why don't you? I'm just saying if there was another gender that was desired by both men and women, that would be the ultimate gender. Because then two out of the three people would be trying to appease this one. Why did you cheer?

Let me ask you this. It makes total sense. Would you be friends with me if I didn't have an asshole? It makes total sense. Would you be friends with me if I didn't have an asshole? What do you mean, Gus? Well, let me say this, Gavin, I don't know for a fact you have an asshole right now and I'm still your friend. I've never seen your butthole. It's true, you could be a kendall from the waist down.

Yeah, I have no idea what's going on down there. I don't even know if I've seen you shirtless. I'm still your friend buddy. It's like a rug dude. Yeah. I've actually had to start trimming off the top of my chest here because it pushes my shirts out from my body. Wow.

Yeah. Because it just curls and it's a bit foofy. So just edge the front off like a strimmer. Weedwacker. Strimmer? Yeah, I just remember that you don't call them strimmers. I took it quickly. Edge the front off like a strimmer weed wacka Stimmer yeah, I just remember that you don't call them streamers. I took quickly. I just clear to God I think you're fucking with us half the time Stimmer really Stimmer. Yeah, why why not like yeah trimmer? I could see why strimmer oh so it is that weed wacka

We'd whackers a brand-ass hole. Yeah, what would you call your... Edger. Edger, okay. Alright, I'm okay with that. Fair play. I don't know what that would be. I don't know what that would be. You stream the word.

Free? Trimmer? What are you laughing at me if you're word asshole? Ah. String Trimmer. Oh, there you go. There we go. How can we know you're fucking language better than you do?

You can't come up with this stuff? So I don't know if if I'm just gonna throw it out there. Greg Adam Freddie or Justin want to come up We're happy to have any one of you or whatever ready anybody Here we don't have room for all four at once. We probably have to go one of the time guys First of all Greg Miller from IGN everybody You're Cache a lot smaller than it looks from down there Gee, thank you. Why you take off that shirt?

Greg She could you have an asshole. That's the only reason. It's not a real reason. I'm still waiting to hear do babies poop in the womb. I don't know what to get questioned. I think he all becomes like, it's like the matrix pod. It like all the other side.

But then are they then ingesting their own poop? Is it like one of those things? Yeah, I think everything is all women. People sent us to babies eat their own poop. We had a whole eating the placenta discussion. Gavin wanted to know if eating a placenta was cannibalism on some level. Well, I'm just wondering why it's acceptable to eat a placenta, but it's not. He's saying that. People do it all the time. There's a

press shot right next to our goat water wanted. We have a discussion. I think you were involved with it the other day. I think it was over the weekend where we said, given the opportunity, if it was totally okay. Let's say you walk into a restaurant. Yeah, it's you're in another country It's okay to eat people and they're like listen. We got some people on the menu Would you try people now? Yes, I would try. Thank you. Come on. Thank you The old IGN stories that we went to Japan once and Mark Boson was there and he ordered horse flesh Suci and the sushi boat comes around with horse flesh on it eats it We all go what the fuck is your problem and when somebody asks would you eat your grandmother and he goes if she was on the menu and she's buying a little boat on the conveyor belt front of me

yeah she's already dead we might as well enjoy her final years I'd eat some grandma your grandma specifically so would you have to maintain that distance from the meal like if it was just generic human You feel about it, but if you knew about the human like what he got up to I think that might make it better It's kind of like when they come out and they're like this is you know grass fed Kobe beef I want to know that it wasn't some fucking junkie. Yeah I don't know it wasn't like giving out hand jobs This human did it have an asshole That would be his classification. I would not eat like lab grown human meat. I would do it

What about that lab cells? You're not gonna eat stem stuff and not doing what about that lab grown beef You know there was that lab grown hamburger in the UK a couple weeks ago I can do that either honestly. I probably wouldn't I'm at the point now where it's like any kind of events up new, it's just like, it's awesome, but how long before we find out, it's going to kill us. Like, it's just going to unravel my DNA at some point in the future. That's what I'd be worried about. Simply everything does that.

If I only figured out what killed all the bees, there's like some combination of like a fungus side. Not the bees. Yeah. It was like some fungus side that it was totally apparently okay to spray while bees are pollinating And yeah, oh the fungus. I'd kill all the fucking bees. Yeah, that was a big deal. That was a huge It's still going on. It's still going on the estimated that of all the bees that are remaining in the world You need half the bee population to pollinate just the crops that the almond crop in California

That's how few be just. Wow. Yeah. So if you like almonds, guess what? You're fucked. Did you know you cannot buy raw almonds in California? Raw. What's a raw? Oh, should I buy them in Dronecoes all the time?

In Dronecoes in the Sunset. It's California. Everybody good. It is illegal by state law to sell. No one goes, no one tele-dronecoes. I really enjoy those almonds. Because I guess there was a couple of outbreaks of Salmonella a few years ago. As a result of it, they outlawed raw almonds outright even though there was no definitive proof that it was raw almonds that caused it

So I think even I think things that are labeled and sold as raw almonds in California are not really raw. I'm being lied to you're being lied. God damn it Sorry to burst your bubble California It's not exciting mission in rock or grant that thought of to get a raw almond somewhere in low state. Smogles the raw almonds. Hey so great tell for those of our audience that are not familiar to you. Tell us what you do at IGN. Tell us where they can find you. Oh sure I'm on IGN.com. There I host a podcast called podcast Beyond. It's the number one PlayStation podcast in the internet. It's awesome.

Greg, a little more. I, you know, what, I got a whole lot of it. Why did you look at me when you said that? I'm trying to impress you. Duh. Thanks for reading between the lines. I host a show called Up at New Unipose every Monday. It's a rip off of the Daily Show about video games.

You should check it out. And then I have a YouTube channel for me called GameOverGregi.com. You should go to as well. Geez, I mean, outlet for that plug. Might your shirt be go to as well. Geez, I'll look for that plug. Might your shirt be related to that? Yeah, I knew it, maybe you'd check the shirt. I might be available on a marketplace one day. I'd like to thank our camera crew for not cutting to that.

Way to stay in the wide. You're a good call. All right, well, thank you for joining us. I hate to rush you off, but I feel like we got to get through our other guests as well. I don't know if anybody watched the gauntlet season two. There we go. He's part of the Slappardine Watch Golf season two. Thanks, Drake.

Greg Miller, everybody. Out up at the same time, and I felt really bad. So, why don't we bring up our guests who actually won a drunk tank Who's right there? He's right there. You're what it was you Freddie It was you wrong everybody Nice I know the sandals you were tweeting about earlier. Oh, yeah Sorry guys most comfortable motherfucker. I should tell you Gavin hates feet. Wait, what? Ah.

You're welcome. Yeah. You know there's whole websites dedicated to people who like feet. Yeah, it's called the internet. It's available on many computers. So Freddie is of course the purveyor of Freddie W. YouTube channel. He's also the writer and director. A writer of the YouTube channel?

No, no, I stay away from the writing side of it. Yeah, who does all your Freddie W. YouTube channel. He's also the writer and director of View Game High School. No, no, I stay away from the writing side of it. Yeah, who does all your writing for View Game High School? Matt Co-creator and this small team that got Brian Frenzy, fivesecondfilms.com, founder and Will Campos, friend of mine. And he is the director and the visual effects guru behind View Game High School.

Just finished its second season. Yeah, actually. Yes, congratulations. This also is Freddie's second season. Yeah, actually. Congratulations. This also is Freddie's second time on the RISC Chief Podcast. I had a little bit of a tiny cameo. You dropped in early on in one of our first video podcasts, like 2 or 3, I think. Yeah.

Number 2 or 3. Oh, wow. And Freddie won a best internet video of the year award, the Drug Tank Podcast Awards. Did you take that? I was, was by the way I was told there was something that's supposed to come over to me some sort of Megan can you the trophy to Freddie please there's no has the trophy on his desk yeah so Megan's doing it tomorrow sit so you're just gonna knock on the door my hotel room it's like hey here This is your problem now. Same day delivery. Put it in your bag.

Both are tracking. Use, find my friends. We have two trophies left that apparently we couldn't deliver. One is to you. One is to the guy who got so drunk he stood at a 45 degree angle. It was the guy in the convenience store who couldn't get the beer out of the beer cooler. He's dead now.

I was honestly a little disappointed in myself. So I couldn't ever find that guy. You couldn't find Freddie He's right there Honestly, I know you're addressed you put it on your website. You like you want to send a P.O box send it to this P.O box yeah Certainly I'll put me on some list somewhere. I'm not gonna send it You guys remember the video that Freddie won for flower warfare. It was a flower warfare video. Mm-hmm

Don't want my favorite videos you know, That was the first free W video. I saw Cool. Yeah, that was the you know the fine thing about that was how did you guys come up with that like what was the The you know the story behind it and it was literally it was myself a Brandon being like how can we do something Incredibly violent but not like get flagged for being violent and so like well What if it was instead of like guts coming out like what Like, what else is red flower petals? Rose petals. And then that was like, literally the impetus for that entire video was trying to be like, we would get flagged if this was blood. Like, if someone got there, like, shot in the head and it was like a giant sploosh of blood behind them, it'd be like, this is so

inappropriate and violent. But then it's like, wait, hold on, flowers. Let me do a flower, son. That was it. So do you think that's changed now? Do you think it was blood now that it would be allowed? I feel like it's actually really interesting, because the way YouTube works is there's no like rated R, hold on, flowers, we do flowers, huh? That was it. So do you think that's changed now? Do you think it was blood now that it would be allowed? I feel like, it's actually really interesting, because the way YouTube works, it's there's no like rated R, rated PG 13. It's all community-based, it's all an algorithm-based who flags it as such.

So two things we know, this one, as the audience gets older, people are like, okay, with different things. It definitely evolves as people, the user-based evolves. And also Europeans, not cool with violence. Like we've had videos flag and like wow, they got flagged. Why is it getting flagged at four in the morning? I was like, oh, it's because all the Europeans

are seeing this, like what is this? This is too violent. And there's like stupid Europeans. So I would impression of Europeans. With your opinions in general, sorry. Was your video early on that got flagged? Aim bot got flagged. There's a lot of head shots in that one and

And that it was I think it was the Germans or the French were just not cool with it That kind of hypocritical I know I give that come on Germany like dudes come on guys We put up with you guys two wars. Yeah, give me fucking three minutes on the internet. It's like come a little slack here I get close to all playing Counter Strike 24 hours a day in Germany now anyway. So why would they flag a video that's got aim bots in it? Maybe they're set. That was it, that was it, they're subset.

Yeah, because you're using aim bots. The problem with it is that once something gets flagged on YouTube, anybody can just say, oh, my birth date is whatever and see it anyway. The problem is it age gates it and you have to sign in to do it. And I was, oh, I'm always curious, like how many people are born January 1st, 1971?

Because when you hit like down arrow enough, it's like that's the first one that's like fine over a team. They must have a graph somewhere which is like how many people were born on January 1st? It's just like through the roof of the screen. Yeah, my I think mine is like 1938. That's mine January 1st, 1938. Ah, that's what I was doing. Lift through the second world war. Thatst 1938. Die. That's what it's through.

It's through the second world war I say. It is. It's like a horrible milestone in life. When you realize you have to scroll down in the age window, you're like, what? No. Oh, fuck. I'm a, I'm a tomb flicker on the, uh, on the mouse. This is bad getting old. This is my attempt at borderline races, but when I have to scroll down in a list

of countries in a form to get to United States. If you can ask him by John, I'll get nothing of my grill. How many people from out of the by John's on the internet? United Arab Emirates. It's like, what the fuck? I mean, it's like, seriously, I'm not a really patriotic dude, but once I have to scroll past all those country, you still see United States, I want to start a world war. I'm like, all you fuckers above us are out. The worst is when you go to the website to apply for visa to visit Australia, this is long list. The country's all over the world.

Fine, it's their country, United States not at top. You scrolled this long list going down for the United States. No United States of America. What? That's, that's, you go to the end. What else should we list it for that? America. America. No way. What? That's, that's, that's, you go to the end. What else can we list it out? America. America.

No way. Let's see, that's better, that pisses us out on the list. I hate that. There's so many things on the website, which just piss me off, right? There's so many things on websites, it just like piss me off.

Like the big one is like when I'm like going to a site, I haven't been there for a while, and it's like, you're username or password is wrong. I'm like, what the fuck, tell me, which one? Like just, I, I know you, though. You're telling me, I don't know why. What if, like, which one is it? I was like, with this email address and this thing,

I'll tell you right now, like 99% of my passwords are just who cares. I'm just afraid if I just type, I don't care. Shut up. The worst thing is when they have a password rule, like, you have a password you like, you use it, and then they have a rule like, oh, you must have one capital letter. Yeah, that one cat is like, she a password rule like you have a password you like you use it Yeah, and then they have a rule like oh you must have one capital one

Yeah, one cast like fuck you You can fall into your rules man on the login screen say hey where one of those dickheads that require one capital I don't know. Okay. I know which one it is in is it as if hacker somewhere If you were put oiled by that one capital letter if sites put their password requirements under the password field It would sell probably 90% of my forgotten passwords. Oh, this side required a special character. Oh, yeah, it's like, oh, that one, yeah, you know, you always do the same thing. Yeah, but it's always your name with a one at the end, right? Like for everyone. Sometimes it's a pound symbol. Yeah. Sometimes G's capitalized. I was helping the friend of mine out and I was like, what's your password? She goes,

it's bananas exclamation point. Why? It's fun to type. That's the sole reason to have a fast one. Just fun to type. Actually, if you want to see a real cool hacker dude, are you OK there, buddy? I'm just imagining you're pretty good. What's your password? It's for names.

It's for names. It's for names. It's for names. It's for names. It's for names. It's for names. It's for names. It's for names. I'm not a pro-tip. No, it's okay. It's probably... If you want to be a pro-tip here, super sweet hacker, dude, or lady, set your password up so that all the characters go from left to right, so when you sit down and type it in, you

just go, it's just like, fuh, all the way across. That's like, how did you type it that fast? You had like so much in common with Monty. It's unbelievable. Monty wants, Monty wants to take me over to the microwave in the kitchen. He goes, let me show you something. Let me see what I figured out. I go, what? He goes, if you type 60 on the microwave and hit start, you go, six of us just start. It's less than typing 1, 0, 0, start. See, that's too slow. Six, you're start, look at that. I'm like, hold up.

Monty, you're making a fucking bullet shit. No, hold up. Here's another one. No, here's too slow. Sixer start, look at that. I'm like, hold up. Money, you're making a fucking bullet. You're like, hold up, here's another one. No, here's another one, you're right for this. Why you got to move your hand like that? Just do six-six start. That extra six seconds doesn't make a difference. Exactly. Yeah, so he said that was the next level. He goes, I don't even have to do that.

I can just go six-six start. There we go. Five-five. That's cheating. He's not, He's not Mike. So he said, 5'6", enter, because double presses are longer. You go like 5'6, it's two fingers. Go to the button to pop out again.

You wasted time there. When we bought, when money first came to work for us, we bought on this like, high end rig. And it seems like a computer, no matter where you are in time, the high end ones are always the same price. It's like a high end computer's you know, and it seems like a computer, no matter where you are in time, the high end ones are always the same price. It's like a high end computer's kind of awesome. And that's one of the world's stupidest looking cases.

Yeah, yeah, so we got a high end workstation so we could do his work. We put it down in front of him, we're like, great, and he grabs the keyboard and he starts ripping keys off of it immediately, because it's like the Windows key will just slow him down, scroll off, he tears it off, no. He's got a fucking screwdriver going, thanks for the new computer guys! The Lannisters send the regards! I completely agree with these efficiency mechanisms. He always rips off caps luck, right? That's the one you get rid of. He's got's got a good point there like I never use caps look and in final cut all it does is make you not be able to see what

you're doing you've spent the time yelling at people on the internet clearly caps looks the most important key of all time it's how people know you're serious that's how that's how business emails know there's like oh he's mad I think I think I'm just in the room when Freddie discovered that you can caps lock an iPhone by double tapping the show.

Oh, yeah, I get it. What's that Gavin? I know. Gavin thought he had to like hold down. And that's what I was doing my whole life. I was like on the touch screen like, and now I will use my finger to get the other side. And then I do a capital A because they're

impossible. Yeah, you look at you, you just pinky to get on that. And then it's like, you know, if you double tap that the shift locks, and I was like, ah! Now all, now all my texts, by the way, full capital letters. Some people know. Look what I know.

This was easy for me to type. All right, well, all right. Well, thank you for coming out for it. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you, everybody. I like this. out for it. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you all very much. Thank you all very much.

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Infographic company. He took all of his numbers for video game high school Season one and published them online like how much he got from Kickstarter Where all that money went where every dollar for the production was spent and that's nobody does that nobody It's awesome. Yeah, and it's it's really valuable information especially for people who want to make content online So it's really cool. So that's off to Freddie. That's awesome. Yeah, and it's really valuable information, especially for people who want to make content online. So it's really cool. So hats off to Freddie. That's awesome. Yeah, thank you. So I'm not sure if Adam or Justine are interested in coming up. Oh, justine.

We have Justine over here. Justine, I just seen everybody. I feel like I should come over here and hug you. Thank you. You two do look alike. How's it going? Wow. We two don't. We two don't. Our knees were great. I can see how you and hug you. Thank you. You two do look all the going Wow, these are memes our memes were great. Yeah, I could see how you have

Oh, you both have camera on too Coordinated, so you can't see it. How are you guys doing? Now justine you've been on YouTube since like you were in the first generation of vloggers, right? Yeah It's kind of weird. I was actually vlogging before vlogging was vlogging Vloggers, right? Yeah, it's kind of weird. I was actually vlogging before vlogging was vlogging. I was just talking into a camera. I would like edit these videos and I'd send them to my parents in the email.

Like, this is what I did today and then I started posting stuff like on Reverb. Does anybody remember Reverb? Yeah. It was like the first attempt at monetization. Yeah, they still owe me like $25. Don't think they're good luck getting that. Yeah, no. That $25 just lost the time now forever. Okay, I think the first thing I remember seeing of yours was like the the giant iPhone bill the 300 page iPhone bill

Oh, that's right. That was like That was when the first iPhone wasn't it? It was the first iPhone that was 2007 yeah, and what was the story they did a line item on the bill for every text? So this was actually when Twitter still did SMS. So well, I mean, people still do it, but this was what SMS was pretty much. That's where Twitter based their entire model around. You know, 140 characters. It's like Twitter a lot. And I guess a lot. So I think there's over 50,000 text messages that month and everything was itemized. So every single second, every minute that it tweets or an app reply or something was sent, they decided to send that in a box. So, AT&T?

Cheers! Yes! Come see. I must see 50,000 by the way. I just understand how that happened. The mailman have to wear like a back brace and he's like, here's your iPhone bill. I love the fact that that's a protocol of that company. It's like, well, the bill is too big for an envelope, so just bump it up to a box.

Was that a discussion or does that automatically happen? Well, no, it's like well, we've already got this ream of paper in a box Put a stamp on it. We're done. It was kind of crazy Yeah, that's it and we're just kicked out of a couple of Apple stores for dancing and Apple stores too You know not actually kicked out just usually that will be like they'll see me coming and they're like Can you not dance today because we're kind of busy, we have a lot of customers. Is it just distracting?

I guess, I guess so. I mean, I don't really do that much anymore, but I feel like we should maybe, should we do like a researchy that was for dance? Oh my God, I don't know. Come on, guys. No. I'll take a spear.

You can just stand there, just stand there. I'll stand. Okay, perfect. I'm even better at sitting. I bought a onesie the other day at the mall here. They were on sale So would you want to wear it? I don't think a onesie you would buy would fit me I'm just throwing that out there. You've been better. I'd got to it would be a hazy But you got you got the new iPhone right? Yeah, and nobody else get the new iPhone, the one that just came out.

Anybody get the shitty one? No, okay. But you got the one that does the fingerprint scanner and all that stuff. That's crazy. I guess they just, some German hacker actually did crack the fingerprint code. What is that, really? It was like, it's really sketchy. I just read it.

You have to have it. Yeah. Technically, yes, realistically. What are you guys talking about? Somebody hacked the... If a hacker can get a high resolution 240, about 2,400 DPI scan of your fingerprint, and then print it out and then apply it to the scanner at works.

Well, isn't that obviously? Well, it's like a tiny little sentence like a camera isn't it basically? You're just showing it a picture of a thumb. How does it know it's a thumb? I would argue that nobody has anything on their iPhone anywhere in the world that would be worth that amount of effort to breaking That's like a mission impossible style thing right you have to have him hold on to this glass for 30 seconds Where the scanner complete? Did I ever tell you what Gavin wants to do when he gets the iPhone 5S? I don't do, we say this on podcast last week.

You want to be the first person to use it, but with your anus. Oh, what? Like instead of a thumbprint, it would be his anus prints. Well, it's better than somebody else's. Well, someone posted, I saw someone wrote that, they trained the 5S to take their nipple print go ahead Well, we're going back to it. It's just a little sense. So you can everything's unique, right?

So why don't we why don't we I would love to meet the person who has my anus? They're out there. I reckon an anus just to secure you don't have it Yeah, I'm like a weird third gender I'm like a weird third gender. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not a trackie teacher right now. He went to the lost and found. He doesn't have an anus anymore, but he has three shoes. I mean, the idea of it was, because I imagine everyone's anus is different. Go ahead.

Then I remember the anus is kind of recessed into the body, so actually applying the anus to the button would be difficult. Well, you think there would be a little inconvenient? You think? We could do four skin scans. Well, no, I'm actually really embarrassed because I was like, man, this fingerprint thing is really close. I wonder if it would work with that penis. And then I was really upset because I'm like, I don't have one. So then I'm like, I'm thinking about this because we went to the Apple store, like three o'clock in the morning and these are the thoughts

that were running through my head. As soon as I was going to get my eye-phone, I'm thinking about this because we went to the Apple store like three o'clock in the morning And these are the thoughts that were running through my head as soon as I was gonna get my iphone I'm like I need a dick Somebody is already I'm sorry. I don't I'm really waiting in a shirt If you if you were a dude You've just bought the phone how How quickly would your bell end? Oh my god. So it's been pressed against the sensor. I would have probably went to the Starbucks next door. I'm not even gonna get a phone before I try that.

Use the restroom, because I probably wouldn't do that public, because that's kind of illegal. But that was, I really, I mean, does anybody try that? Yeah. How far? How far? Anybody in the audience could do?

Has anyone tried anyone else's iPhone 5? Have you tried pressing your penis up against anyone else's, iPhone 5, guy who loves babies, what about you? You're a fucking freak. I think that was Greg. All I know is it did work with a cat paw, so it can probably work with a penis. That's pretty cool.

It's awesome. There's hope. I also noted something that would, Justine said penis, the level of respectability for justine versus us when she said penis Somebody over there went We're way past the respectful gas justine so that's I feel vote of confidence for you That could be the first time I've ever said penis on the internet. I usually pretty family friendly. Is that you? Yeah, but I after you know

Gathered you guys are that family friendly is that you're yeah but I after you know gathered you guys are that family friendly a little bit has the explicit tag on iTunes people know what they're getting into I feel really you could say all kinds of stuff right now I think I'm gonna draw that line there's a gift of me on the internet going like this and like getting afraid like blocking it and your parents watched the pot and my parents are watching the pot is probably right now and they're very proud of me Shout out to the dumb comments. Hey Larry. It's great. And Mary. Hey, Mary. Sorry. Larry and

But I must say though being on this gauntlet shoot I have never worked with a crew of people that enjoy what they're doing like everyone I'm like everybody is happy everyone is loving everything. I mean you work on these other shoots Everyone's like we're heroes sucks. Everyone's so happy. This has been the most fun. I think I've ever had on a shoot. No good I'm having a good time. Yeah, it's been gone to weird show for us because It's so much different from everything else we produce. It's like sometimes we have like outside crew that comes help helps us on it But yeah, it's a lot of fun We don't normally go to like theaters and things like that. So we wanted to start fun with it

So glad you're having a good time with it. Thanks for thanks for being on the Gauntlet and for being on the podcast. Thanks, guys. I just seen everybody. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

Woo! See, I won the last one in. See, Adam coming up over here. Yeah! Yeah! Mr. Adam Koving from InsideGamingOnMachinema.com. Woo! I'm the weird one.

I ride the line between community and internet person and scene anters was busy, so I came here. It's weird for me because I'm a fan of like all of you guys. Literally, I just seen Freddie Greg. I watch everything everyone does. So like right now, imagine one of you guys, well, no, you guys are cool. But like, like my heart's pounding right now.

Like, I'm super nervous. I've never admitted that. Watch it. So like the other night, I was sitting in. Yeah, I was just gonna check for an eight. It's don't let it touch you. Well, the other night, Bernie takes us to this donut place where they call Gordos.

As you do. Yeah. Yeah. It's like Diabetes, the restaurant. And I'm sitting across some Joel the entire night. I'm sorry. No, I fucking adore Joel. He's like one of my favorite people in the world.

I'm like, didn't you make the- We found one. I didn't make the Far Cry video with the boats. And he's like, oh yeah, that was me. And I'm like, yeah, I fucking know that. You have to pretend to not be a super fanboy when you're around these guys because otherwise you won't be invited back.

But I just wanna say, I fucking love you guys and I love everyone who came out tonight because I am one of you. And Adam has been with the machine, but you were the machine and before, machine and was on YouTube. Correct. That was a long time ago.

Bear in the long, long ago of 2006 before I just didn't got her big bill. That was crazy. Before YouTube was a thing. I mean, it was kind of a thing, but um... Usually it's big, right, but your case is big bill. It's weird. Yeah, been there a very long time. I started out, you know, for anyone out there who's like, I have no hope ever at a job. My first job was putting the chairs together, the office chairs. I'm a Shenemue, because they didn't know what the fuck they were doing. And then I started editing

videos and through a lot of contacts and stuff, I started meeting you guys. I've been in a cab with Gavin before or a car, I forget, but it was weird. Did you make your pay? Did you make your pay?? I'll be right back when I get something to make. Barbara stole my wallet. Do you remember the first time you saw YouTube? Do you remember that experience? Yeah, do you remember the Xbox 360 commercial with the Bang Bang?

The one you remember aired? That was it. Where they put cops and robbers in real life kind of a thing with... It was the un-air commercial and it was sent to me and I remember it was this really slow buffering video the band commercial right exactly band and then shortly after that I was working at G4 at the time and the story came out that they got bought for 1.65 million dollars or billion dollars billion yeah and this was after my space got bought for 500 million dollars so

Google's just gonna like fuck you yep and after that it's just that's what it was originally wasn't it? YouTube is the place you went when you couldn't see something anymore. If something weird happened on TV that they were never going to show again, you would go on YouTube. It was like the the tit thing. It started growing as an on-demand thing. I think the early successes they had were the first loathing video, the Chronicles of Narnia? Yeah, a lazy Sunday.

A lazy Sunday, there you go. That was like the first big breakout for that, I think. Well, I did a speech one time, and one of the guys who spoke at that event was one of the founders of YouTube. And he talked about like that the inspiration for the site was one of the guys was on a plane and was reading a magazine article about Flickr, the photo sharing site, and it was all how to use it and how it's revolutionary and yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck. And at the end of it, the author of the magazine article wrote, and maybe one day somebody will do this for video. I was like, I'll do that. $1.6 billion. That was the best flight he's ever taken in this.

Oh my god. I don't look at those magazines I'm like oh what a fucking waste of time this guy turned it into like almost two billion dollars yeah do you know what the first video on YouTube is? you know it's a video of a giraffe like that that guy took like my day at the zoo was like my day at the zoo I've let it in 2005 and they were getting such little traction

they actually put up an ad on Craigslist in LA saying if you're a hot girl and you put up a video on this site YouTube will pay you a hundred bucks. That was their marketing. They were trying to get done. They were trying to get they were giving people iPod Manos at the time. Just seeing as that how you got your start? hundred bucks a video. One of the one of the weird things about Comping against the the internet celebrity team is that we were We kind of we don't really know the games. We're gonna play on the the gauntlet, but you asked the right person, you might get a little hint of it. So we start looking up speed runs of a certain game and it's god damn, it's a Freddy

W video. It's like, what? He knows what he's doing. It's weird, like the people that you watch are in the same room all of a sudden. I don't want to spoil any of it. There's got this season two from what I've seen where we shot, this is a fantastic season. Not that last season was bad or anything. It is no it's okay. It's okay If you guys seen episode one and two they're out right now, but the dynamic between Bernie and Joel is Fantastic They're hilarious together and then the setups they have done this year are ridiculous and I've had the opportunity to meet like I've been a huge fan of Freddy's for years.

And he's like a walking Wikipedia, I guess. He can pick up a game he's ever played before. And he will just analyze it and take it apart and master it within like five minutes. It's ridiculous. I've been trying to stump him all week. We have like a five day shoot. So I'm trying to eventually get some subject he doesn't know about. But I'll just throw stuff out there. I'll be like, you

know, why is it that the moon is the same size as the sun in this guy's like, well, funny, you should ask. And then lists everything about their subjects like, I just can't stop this. Apology accepted. Yeah, remember, I don't know if we talked about this in the podcast before. I'm sure we have after all these years. But the first video we saw Freddie's was before the Freddie W channel. We saw him doing the guitar hero thing where he was in the living room with the motorcycle.

And Freddie was like a guitar hero champion. Like how high did you get Freddie? A guitar hero. You were competitive, right? As a guitar hero player? Yeah. World Series of the Games once. Wow.

There was as many times as they had the World Series of Video Games, I believe. Yeah. But those early days of YouTube were so crazy. I don't think I've ever told this story pretty much anywhere, but there was one time when we first started taking off with Red vs Blue and Machinima's a site where you guys produce a lot of content for a lot of other partners and stuff like that. Bruce Chit either approaches, you know,

we hire people basically. Like if we find somebody like Monty, we hire them, we find people like Michael and Gav and we hire them to make content for us. But early on we thought we'd help people produce stuff. We weren't trying to be producers for like outside stuff and help we do that. And there was a group, this is way back in the day, and this first person showed me YouTube. We were producing a series that was an animated show about ninjas that lived in suburbia.

And I won't get too much into it because the cartoon hasn't been made. It was like a long process of like doing this ninja cartoon and everything. And the guys who make this show, because the animation takes so long and you're like just approving stuff after a while, they decided they want to start marketing the show. I was like, well, just wait until the show is out and then we can start marketing. They go, no, we really want to do it and they were funny guys. And so they said, what if we do this? What if we have one of the characters from the show, one of the ninjas, You can ask them a question every week and you can ask the ninja on this show a question and They put it up on YouTube and the marketing for the show was ask an ninja and it got to be bigger than

Anything we thought the cartoon could be and it was just like oh well, you know if you guys You don't need our help to do this so just go off and do that And that was the first guy who showed me YouTube is It was Kent Nichols, the guy who makes Ask an Engine. It's like a legend of the YouTube, the earlier YouTube stuff. I'm on our site for a while. Yeah, Kent was a mod. The first Ask an Engine videos were posted up on RishiTook.com. And then is that still going on, that series?

Kent is now, he works at Blip, which is one of our partners. He's actually a partner for Gauntlet. And then Blip was just bought by Makers. So now he's at Maker Studios, which is one of our partners, they're actually a partner for Gauntlet, and then blip was just bought by Makers, so now he's at Maker Studios, which I don't know if anybody always knows. You guys know what Maker is? Were they? I've been on vacation.

Oh, seriously? I didn't know that. Yeah, Maker bought Blip. Wow, I didn't know that. Yeah, I was just saying. You learned something on this podcast, let it, were reclassifying as educational now? Yeah, but asking Ninja went to go on to be like,

one of the biggest hits ever for the early generation of YouTube. And it's like, we were out of the, we didn't go into YouTube for like 2000 in, seven, eight or nine. No, most of it in anything. Yeah, because six is when they started. So I just got and say that that evolution

of dance video wasn't that good. It wasn't that amazing, right? It's okay. But it's crazy how much stuff changes over time. Like we were talking about the other day that Fred, who was It's okay. But it's crazy how much stuff changes over time. Like, we were talking about the other day, that Fred, who was like the biggest channel on YouTube forever, Fred's about to drop out of the top 100 most subscribed channels on YouTube.

Well, he moved on to TV and movie stuff. Still though, I never thought that would happen. Who's at their PewDiePie now? I'll keep you posted number one. He's got like 15 million subs. 15 million. Not the boo, I'm just saying. Yeah.

You want a loud mouth. What is he? A massage and a stick. Sweetest child. Screaming things as you're. I never heard a massage and a stick before. Massage and a stick? It's not a hard word.

I don't like to say it just because I don't know. Oh, yeah. I was just people. Oh, really? Yeah. I don't know. There was an article about him of just like, this is the face of our generation, you're all fucks. Well, what's a cool thing?

I mean, should I obviously do a lot of content to go see your? What's a cool thing on the web that everybody should check out? Oh, God. So I just named, I'm just not just named for, well, we're friends now. I showed her for the first time how to basic. Yeah.

Her reaction was fucking priceless. She didn't know what it was, didn't know the set up anything. I'm not going to say anything, just go watch it. It's possibly no offense, Fred. This is the best YouTube channel ever to exist. You know what else I just learned today? No offense, too. Yeah!

Today she learned what a fluffer is. Did she really not know? Nope. No offense, who? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Today she learned what a fluffer is. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Does he really not know? Nope. Oh my god. Yeah, so amazingly innocent. Ha ha ha ha ha! Did you learn what a fluffer is?

And then she learned his name is JJ. Ha ha ha ha ha! Shout out to JJ. Woo! Woo! Woo! JJ, everybody! Ha ha ha ha! All right, well, we're getting close to time here. We should start wrapping

them up. Adam Cove, everybody. Thank you, Jason. Just want to say thank you guys. As cool as these guys see them on camera, they are twice as cool in real life. They're very nice. They're been like family. Oh my god, I love this guy. They're fantastic. And I couldn't know that I'm so happy seeing annery's just busy so this is great fantastic I'll see you guys well we got to wrap things up fuck that I got a piece so bad dude you have to be as well I have to be so bad go fuck up my pants these people paid no money to be here we have to keep going.

There's a couple of things we never got you that I want to touch on. One, pick your best one out of that list. Okay. I'm dying here. I want to get him to check me for an anus. No, it says, and I was talking about cool things that to watch online. There's stuff.

Go be for Christ's sake. Go. The best thing I can do. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go with a black word. Oh right. And it says facade. And then there's a voice that just says facade. Fassad. Fassad. And then there's funny ones where they parody that channel. They do it. Well, it's called the pronunciation book. And they made this channel and it did that for a while. And then in April of this year, it said, how to ask for help in English. And the phrase it came up with was It said, how to ask for help in English and the phrase it came up with was, someone please get me out of here. And then it goes, someone please get me out of here. And then in the middle of the summer, it said how to pronounce 77. And on the screen,

it said just the number 77. And then it started this, it goes, something is going to happen in 77 days. Something is going to happen in 77 days. And it's been counting down ever since, and that day is tomorrow. So, yeah. So whatever this thing has been leading up to, and there's been a lot of speculation, it could be something from Valve, because Valve just announced CMOs. Well, yeah, but they have a timer on their site. Their next announcement is not until Wednesday, I don't think.

What's Valve's next announcement? Right. Oh, dude, I'm so holding out. If they announce it, it's not going to be what you have. So, CMOs is very, it seems like a very optimized version of Linux running steam that is tuned to plain video games. Yes. Is that correct?

I was reading my phone. Yes. So you're hoping he didn't? I was reading my phone. Yes. So you're hoping he didn't say I had a little dig. So it seems I wasn't listening. So it seems like this is leading up to something you predicted. It seems like the next announcement would be a hardware platform to run Steam OS.

Right. And then the third announcement after that would be your launch software for this hardware platform, the one in Steam OS. The third announcement being delivered at 3.3, portal 3 for this hardware plan. Right. The one in Steam OS. The third announcement being left for the three portal three half-life three. If Valve put out a console and put half-life three team fortress three portal three

and left for dead three on it, they would have instant marching. Nobody would care about Xbox one DR. I found five S sold nine million this past weekend. What did I found five S sold nine million? I launched this device would sell 90 to 900 million. And it sounds like the way CMOS is they get outsourced into multiple vendors even where it's not just one

steady pipeline. It's just a spec that they have to meet. And anybody can make this thing. So they did that. That would be freaking amazing. And if anybody's capable of doing it, it's valve. Absolutely. Start the P. I buy it. Oh, I just got

great news on my phone. I just got news. This is a great thing to end on. I want to congratulate the Ruby team. I just got a notice on my phone. Monty's fucking asleep. Well, I'm saying this the Ruby DVD just wrapped and shipped to manufacturer. So congratulations. Just wrapped and shipped to manufacturer so congratulations To Matty Miles Kerry Shane everybody else who worked on the Ruby season one project was even volume one project Awesome work. Hope you guys enjoy the rest of season. Hope you enjoy the DVD, Gus, you can go out and close that so you can be. Thanks so much, thanks to everyone, shut up. Thanks everyone for joining us for the podcast tonight, and we'll be back on Wednesday with

an episode of the patch, and next Monday with another episode of the Rusty Podcast. Are these our mics? So, what's our mics? Yeah, great, okay. Thank you. Mike Drop. Okay. Thank you. Mic drop. Bye! Do you like apples?

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