Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #239

Episode Date: October 8, 2013

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It is a podcast. Hi. Roosteries podcast coming to you. Gus Gavin. Bye, bro. Jack. And Gus. Live on the internet. Today is the four year anniversary of you talking about headlight flu and podcast. Is it? It's exactly four years ago. I'll drink four years ago.

Two decades ago. That was the day I left the country immediately. I left the country after that and didn't come back for two years. That's how bad that was. I knew you never would have come back. Is that the biggest regret I have? I think it's the biggest regret you have from the podcast. It's something you said.

I don't regret anything that I've said on the podcast. You mean you're not annoyed at all by people like bringing what you want to live a life of regret? Yeah. It was done. You know what I'm saying. But I'm saying. What's your biggest regret on the podcast?

I don't want to talk about it. It's nice that you're willing to ask, but not willing to answer. We call that pulling a gap. OK, my biggest regret is the Twitter comment. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. Oh, wait to bring that up again. Yeah.

What a bitch. What about you, Jack? You can guess and you would be correct. That's all we got to say for now. Now I'm sure that'll come back up again. Anyway, I don't know what you're talking about. Me neither. I don't know if I really regret ever singing in the podcast. I feel like I don't regret stuff easily like people always Like this morning after I get drunk people be like, oh my god. Can you believe it? You did this you did that? They expect me to be embarrassed. I'm like yeah

Don't you embarrassed about it? It's done. That was not happening the past. Yeah Whatever they have been stories that you've told twice, but differently. Like stories where you didn't want to say the subject to the story the first time, so you kind of masked it. And then you told it again with like all the real things. Yeah, typically what will happen is whoever is the subject to the story may be okay with it. So that's like when you retail it, you can give more details. True. But yeah, it's always where like me personally, I don't mind saying whatever, but whenever I'm talking about someone else,

especially if they're not here on the podcast, I don't want to necessarily like out there. We're talking about them. You know what having these mics reminds me of robot Dix? Well, other than that, when we actually do like the audio podcast in the conference room, how whenever we used to drink something, we had to turn away from the mics. But then it's like whenever we drank something with just the lava lear mics We could just sip and it wouldn't matter. Yeah, I guess it picks it up more. Yeah Plus also back then is when we use the desk stands and People would bang or put their hands down on the table and I would get really angry about that and people thought I would just be angry about Other people hitting the table. It's like no, it's the fact that it shakes the mic. Yeah, yeah I used to I used to naturally put my drinks down on your paper as well

They weren't on backwards every Was that intentional? Like did you look at him? You're okay left and then put on your right hand? I bugger over head I'm thinking does it feel comfortable? No flipping around perfect So you maintain that they're way more comfortable backwards, okay, and also who cares? It's an audio podcast Do you have big ears? I've ever seen your ears. They look like this Okay, so they're pretty average size I'm just saying if they're big maybe the headphones are comfortable a different way. Yeah normal sized ears although Gus has

Giant yeah, my ears are cute. I don't think I've ever noticed I think they continue to grow headphones are comfortable a different way. Normal sized ears, although Gus has giant ears. Yeah, my ears are huge. I don't think I've ever noticed that before. I think they continue to grow. I don't think they've stopped. I think I came out. I didn't think he has stopped. Your ears and your nose don't stop growing.

Normal sized ears and then as a baby and then they've grown and they're just going to be like. So you had adult ears when you came out as a child? So they're going to be like down in my shoulder by the time I did it. Like dopey by the end of it all, I guess. My tongue both looking fly away from, I guess. My- My- My granddad had the biggest is, just giant lobes. They're really impressive to just tug on. Do you think that's any indication of what he was packing?

I have no idea. That is not where I thought you were going to go with that. Any indication of what you were going to look like when you were a grandfather. So this week's, I was a little, I'm going to air grievances. I was a little annoyed. Do we have a poll? We're on here, we can- I was a little I'm gonna air grievances. I was a little annoyed. We do have a poll around here We can I was a little annoyed. I knew I think it was a parent during this week's RT life when during the live podcast Oh

The fucking drugs. Yeah, it's so funny. So funny And I feel like people don't understand necessarily why I was angry It's like they're like just a slurred light enough like one. I didn't know it was Monty doing it. Yeah, I had no idea I'm on stage. I can't see the crowd and I know it was dark for coming I had no idea that were coming from up there. I thought they were coming from just the back me too and then too It's like if you start letting that be okay. Yeah, then the audience thinks it's okay to throw stuff on stage Yeah, so it's like it's it can turn it and you can lose the audience it can turn into a bad situation Quickly, yeah, that's what you get to kill heck it and you can lose the audience it can turn into a bad situation quickly. Yeah

That's what you get to kill hecklers like really quick like the first one go after them and be like okay You shut the fuck up because we don't that's when it all starts and so of anyone the guy who had a lemon thrown at him Fucking no better, but no no, you thought it would be funny It was so hilarious. Yeah, we all had a great laugh over him I totally knew about it before hand two and did this. Let me put it this way. You did? Yeah.

I haven't seen it at work since then. I'm not saying I got him fired when I haven't seen him around the office. I'm going to pull up Twitter here so it could read. Yeah, kind of. You love practical jokes, don't you guys? Well, I mean, it's fine. It's like when you're doing a live project. Yeah, especially in front of people. it's fine. It's like when you're doing a live Project, yeah, especially in front of people it's like

Yeah, you know you get enough plate spinning at that point where it's like all right Just one more thing. It's like okay. Just no no bad time bad time. We got to watch and then this week's a RTV cap got to watch Alan get Water balloons and eggs and I was standing. I was right off camera when you got fucking pelted with that egg You wouldn't throw anything though. I was really disappointed because the way those shoots normally work the person who gets hit with all the shit Then hits the people who hit him at the end of the show. Well, I didn't have Ellen did not do that He tried but so it's like I didn't want to throw anything I didn't want to get involved if you notice I wasn't even standing where everyone else was

With the production I was off to the side somewhere else. Yeah, I wouldn't be in the in the splat. It was disgusting Yeah, that fucking eggs in the sun so hard it broke skin He bleached blood on his face. We had to cut it out the recap But yeah that egg that Egg shell on his face. Why didn't why didn't you show it? I think they were afraid it might get flagged for Gore. Yeah Remember what it was like cuts inside his face with like blood dripping down Yeah Because there was like cuts inside of his face with like blood dripping down You know what Jeff?

Remember when Jeff whipped a ping pong ball your head and actually cut your head He split my head open with a ping pong ball But it was like a good 10 feet away, wasn't it? Like he mentioned yeah, he really did really get shot. It's actually on Vimeo somewhere. Yeah Like it wasn't cut or anything was like a hole And now yeah, it's just a you just hit me really hard.

Just put the skin on my head Wow That's unbelievable, man That was the old office man. That was when I high-fived you so hard to hit yourself in my face. Yeah. Yeah, you hit me in the neck with my own arm. Then I did the the lively style thing where I replayed it three times and slowed it down

on the third one. And then you wrote America. I wrote America and Red, White, and Blue. Yeah. That was when, was that when you first came and started working that probably It may have been but before I was even full time there may have just been like when I was coming up every That was probably probably for you is it because that was probably right around the time I said headlight fluid We pretty much had that Jesus Christ you came and I left. Yeah, I couldn't I just couldn't be in the

I remember you doing the shot and was a Recreation of of Tucker launching that vehicle into the building, whatever. Did she try that over and over and over again? It was the brute, something. Yeah, the brute cycle or something, brute chopper. Brute chopper.

Or a chopper. Chopper, yeah. Chopper. Yeah. Can I stutter? Yeah. Oh, no, I didn't do it. I don't think you did.

He said chopper, Do you like chopper? I'm looking to green with my ice remember coming because like I remember the like the end of that of that that season you were working on it So yeah, I had to shoot four episodes in a week And it was rough that is rough But yeah, then you left saying you were done. I Just how was done? Dane What do you mean when do I ever say that as you were walking out the door? No, I didn't yeah, you like drop the mic in the

sleep. The next part's by What happened he didn't finish the fucking season I had to leave the country because I was my time is up Right, and I wasn't finished and you told him you were no I never said I was finished. Yeah, absolutely did what we did is I shot the end and I kind of plotted I had gaps for all the shots I was missing Recorded the commentary and there was still gaps and I had to leave Hmm and now that was some of the first CGI in reverse blue as well the laser the laser face at the end Yeah, when church blew the blue the That wasn't the first

Well, no, I guess the hell can take it off at the end of season five CG but yeah, and then we also had like the shitty stuff like in the Mars rover PSA we had like yeah yeah, I don't know if Graphic image those moved right what was it was season was it eight? No, I guess it was reconstruction or yeah I guess my must-been reconstruction with the the cardboard cutout step popped up when we're watching walking through the old base Now that was one of my Red but where it pops up and it's actually such yeah Didn't grip have like holes and immerse them like that like you didn't shot out

I was reminded today when we we had a panel like captivate con and You showed like you've been shot. That's great. I was reminded today when we had a panel like Captain Acon and you showed the first episode of Red vs Blue and then episode from season 9 and just seeing the difference back to back like that. It's like, I think totally forget how far it's come. I think people forget and I just think we've ever done anything like that on the panel where we show like original stuff and then something newer. So we've been different. I think it was one person's first time seeing an episode of it

because there was someone fucking cracking up in the front row. There's a guy laughing at all our content. It was really hard. I was like, it's been on the internet for like 11 years. I could have seen the same time. Good Lord. What do you think about the people who do like the CGI recreations of like old episodes and things?

Do you like that stuff? You see people like take the audio track and redo the whole thing? It's interesting. It's interesting for sure, but the thing that always strikes me is it's kind of like making an animated adventure of a podcast or a versus making an animated adventure of a let's play. Yeah. And let's play already has visuals associated with it, whereas

like stuff that we tell in the podcast is typically just us talking. Yeah, you're saying you don't like animated adventures based on the left foot. I think it's different. I think that the animating something lens itself doesn't lend itself as well to some that art has visuals associated. I really like the creeper parents one though. That's one of my favorite anime adventures. Yeah. Gavin, you're full of funny stuff. I'm full of funny stuff. Yeah. Are we allowed to talk about the animated adventure that Lindsay was working on?

Has that already been discussed on the podcast? I don't think it has been. No, except that. OK. Really cool. So what else did you show the panel today? Can you talk about that? I mean, we just showed a whole bunch of different things.

I think the only new things were this week's animated adventure and we also showed the Bernic-At-Legues video. Yeah, that comes out tomorrow, right? Yeah, but if you're watching this live, it comes out tomorrow, which is gonna be the eight. Tuesday, the eight. Yeah. Or if you're listening to this, it came out today. Hey, at seven o'clock. That's fucking great. I intentionally avoided watching any of it until today, like I knew

it was a final product, and I watched it. watched it's Matt an awesome job with it. Yeah, and a lot of people from around here around receive make cameos and yeah, you could see you could see Gus and I are pretty clearly and we should get them pretty clearly too. See me for like 0.8 seconds probably. Yeah, not 0.8. No, you can see you. You can see clearly that it's you. Can you? clearly now. Yeah, dude. That was my first time can I talk about it? Yeah, sure. Yeah. I I wore an American football clothes was it? Yeah, beautiful. What do you do? A football kit? So that so that was the photo the Bernie tweeted was that we can we can say I guess yeah I we can say that now that was actually the the B&L shoot. It wasn't emerging or anything like that

Yeah, yeah, so anyway, that's it's funny your bits pretty funny. I realized carrot do so many flips You can say that now that was actually the B&L shoot. It wasn't immersion or anything like that. So yeah. Yeah. So anyway, that's, it's funny. Your bit's pretty funny. I realize Carrick do so many flips. Yeah. Shouldn't it be a gymnast? Yeah. I'm back with that.

I was at it. It was slippery on that. I didn't know how she didn't eat knobs. Yeah. Maybe it makes it easier. What? No, I think it made it much harder. Yeah.

I was trying to come up. But you actually threw a football gap. And I was sad to see it didn't make the final shot. Like it cuts just as you're throwing it. You see me? It was not a good throw. It was done by the cut it right there. I felt really sorry for Patrick, you had to go and get the ball every time I threw it. It was pretty bad to me.

Could you actually throw it pretty far? I don't know. I'm gonna go ahead and say no. It didn't have any spiral to it, but it went. Did you go and over and? Did you play any sports at all? I know you can't play tennis. I was that I was forced to play all kind of sports at school They're for bull rugby rugby. It was fun. Did you play no? No, I mean did you ever play any sports just like for fun like that you actually enjoyed

I'm gonna go on the limit say no. I was pretty good at cricket really pretty good at whacking that bull So would it do like baseball? Do you like like American baseball baseball is a pussy sport they throw the ball right at you how odd is that to hit you but you're hitting with the so what what's the most important cricket they throw the ball right at you and what do you hit the ball with in cricket a paddle with like a big thing on the end and also you're wearing a shitload of pads in cricket also and they're throwing the ball in the same direction around you and don't they bounce the ball and cricket like that's the whole thing It's not a tip because they throw it the ground. Okay, so lose a speed one hits the ground and you're also bad

It's like what I pussy sport. Yeah, I mean slow and you're covered in past no coming slow What's your house? Hit my baseballs like those things are coming in at a hundred miles an hour at your head Yeah, and all you have is a little thin bat to swing at sometimes cricket players break their fingers What about netball netball is a girl sport What's that? Sorry, they're talking to me and my dad ball is a girl sport. What is what is netball? Netball is just a kind of like basketball except there's no backboard you can't run with a ball

You have to pivot on one foot and stuff So it's like ultimate first Wait, so it's like I'm basketball with so it's just like a hoop. Yeah, I think it's just a ghost But I don't need guys netball teams Hmm, never heard of netball. Do you like basketball at all? Like what's worse? You enjoy playing like as I was just watching None. No none none zero sport. Oh Squash squash. Are you like being in the classroom? Yeah None. No, none. None. Zero sport. Oh. Squash.

Squash. Are you like being in the glass room with the paddle? Yeah. So you're a good Squash player. I can get around. Yeah. I would think you, like, if you're like Squash, I'd think you would like tennis. Or you'd be better at tennis.

Tennis is too heavy. Like the rocket? The ball is too heavy. But it doesn't stand. Squash ball is heavier than a tennis ball. Yeah, but it goes all over the place. You don't like tennis because the ball is heavy limit tennis ball. Yeah, but it goes all over the place You don't like tennis because the balls too heavy No, I'd like to wash because the ball is heavier and goes all over the place. I don't like tennis because it's like

point and That's exactly what squashes. No, you got some mental rallies. Did you ever play in the country? You can get mental rallies in tennis? No, never God look at me. What do you think if there was was, if there's like, you count tech mobile, I played the shit out of that. I littered in tech mobile. I feel like you've played sports. I played tennis in high school.

Yeah. And yeah, looking back, I played soccer when I was younger and I played basketball when I was younger. But I wish I, like I regret now that I didn't play football in high school. I would have loved to play football in high school. I played three different sports in high school. Yeah.

There was a point where I would have either practice or game every morning and every night. Hmm. What did you play? I played basketball for six years because I was five nine ever since the fifth grade. So they're just like, you're going to play basketball and I'm like, okay. And then I played

girls football for three years and volleyball for two years. Cool. I've been I've been this toss since I was 13. Jesus. So when I was in middle school, the fucking middle school basketball coach would go to my house and beg me to play. Especially because I grew up on the border.

So everyone's really short. And then there was me that was like 18 inches tall. And that would be the best of all you know. You could have been a shakilowneel of the South. I'm not playing fucking basketball. You could have been a basketball star, guys. You should have asked him to pay you to do it. Like, what can I get out of this?

Yeah. No. So I never did. No. It would have been awful. Despite the fact I was taller than everyone, I still would have managed to make our team lose. I guarantee you have asthma or anything on that.

As... no, I'm not asthmatic. So you can run, Fah. Well, that's my sister. I would not know about that. Maybe back then I could have run a little more. Hmm. No, I'm lugging around a beer belly with me everywhere I go. If we go everyone in the company just to run,

until they couldn't run anymore. Who do you think we get the furthest? Probably one of our guys are in shape, Blaine, Alan, and Daniel, not counting any of them. Not counting any of them. Not counting any of the company. Who could accept the healthy people?

Probably Alan. He just said, not them. Oh, not the healthy people right welcome to the podcast I don't know like you're removing people so that is okay, okay, who get a list of three people. Yes, who would stop first? Do you think the whole company? I don't know Guys would be like this is stupidness style you get to take five steps like I'm done that or Jeff Jeff would be like fuck that I'm to finish. I think Jeff could run pretty far Jeff would just get a jump Jeff would absolutely run really far if we wanted to I don't think you would though. Yeah, that's true Good point. He's got that military training and I'm like some it was somewhere deep inside of him. It still exists

What about so? Out of us for I bet I'd outrun all you I don't know I put it on either you were Barbara. I could outrun you. I can't how far do you think you can run? Well, I used to run the 1500 meters. Is this thing about speed or distance? Just distance endurance. 1500 meters. So that's like a mile. I don't know. It was like 1600 miles. It was three times round the track. That would have been three and three quarters round the track. Well, I don't know if there are traffic tracks. It should be different. 500 meter tracks there. Yeah okay. 1500 meters. I mean it's 400 meters. It was 400 meters. Although you could do like, yeah it was 400 meters long. Yeah it was 500 meters. So 1500, however many times around that is. So three and three quarters. Yeah. Okay.

You know what typical tracks 400 meters. It's four laps is a mile. Okay, so that's 1600 meters divided by four is 400 I used to run dude like I legitimately used to walk people don't believe me so maybe you get it I got lazy like I mean honestly like when I work out like when I actually try to get back in shape I I run that's my thing like running to me like if I hit a treadmill I can just watch TV or listen to music and just forget about what I'm doing And I look down and I've run three miles. I'm really considering buying a treadmill Yeah, a good one is very very expensive. We talked about this. Yeah, I think I worth it is buy get a membership at a gym Like there's a there's a gym down the street now. Huh ten bucks a month. He can't be bothered. I don't want to be Hey, I don't want to go there. Why not because it's people. Well, you also don't have a car. You can't drive

That's another thing, but if there's one in like next to my bed, just get on it. Wake up, get on it. See, I went, what are we doing? Like the whole fitness challenge thing? I thought the same thing. I used to run a lot when I was younger. I thought I'm just going to run to get in shape. Is that when you made that tweet about the bra? Yeah, I did it once and I realized I have boobs. I was like, jiggling and I was like, man, I need sports bar or something. I'm like, this was definitely not the last time I ran. That's your reason for not doing it. I started thinking, anyone who was walking past me

or driving past me was thinking, oh man, look at that guy's tips. He's like, you're in a real place. Yeah, but why do you care? I don't know. I'm gonna let you do that again. I was like, that shouldn't be. Did you run with a shirt on or a shirt off? Shirt on, come on, dude. Yeah, so I'm gonna blind anyone. The more you do that,. I like best shouldn't be did you run you run with a shirt on or shirt off shirt on come on

Okay, yeah, I want to blind anyone the more you do that the less to you'll be yeah, but I can have a breast reduction before I start running You're not bad compared to some people I can tape them down. Yeah, some people do that I got it or just borrow one of his or sports bras It was it was a learning experience. Yeah, also like when I was younger. I would run a today. I'm just gonna go run a mile. No, God no, I ran. Maybe a quarter mile. And I was like out of breath and dying. I was like, what the fuck happened to me? So you like running on the streets?

You don't like tracks or treadmill? So I always like tracks and treadmills. I knew how far I would go. I was like, I don't count. Yeah? Yeah, it's just like, I'm just gonna wake up today. I'm just gonna go run a mile.

No, God no, I ran maybe a quarter mile. And I was like, out of breath and dying. I was like, what the fuck happened to me? Yeah. So you like running on the streets. You don't like tracks or treadmill. See I was like like tracks in treadmill because I knew how far I would go It's like don't count. Yeah, yeah, it's like because it's it's it's not like you're not dealing with the actual ground You're dealing with a very flat. It's almost like you're almost like you're running down a hill where the like the road is moving And it's you moving it's helping you that's why on a treadmill

You're supposed to actually like raise it up. You're supposed to like add to the slope a little bit So that way you actually have to move upward. So it is like you're actually working. I can't run very fast for a long time. So what I do on the treadmill, I put it at a really steep incline and then kind of like jog. That way you're getting almost a better workout

because it's like you're working your hand-meat. So is it better to run slower but consistent or run fast with like breaks? I know, I guess it's like that whole argument. Like do you want to maintain a constant heart level for a long period of time? Yeah. If you want to spike it and then let it run.

They're good for different reasons. Like one, if you want to lose fat, I think doing endurance is good. But then it's like if you sprint, it's better for burning calories. It's like one and the two is better for something. I think the people in the two is better. Thank you, Barbara.

I'm guessing the other one might be worse. I mean, one's burning fat and one's burning calories. I just forget which one it's good. The people in my, before I moved here, my, the town I lived in, I could walk pretty much anywhere. It's pretty small town. But walking so boring and slow that I just used to sprint, like full speed.

If I wanted to go and buy lunch, I would just sprint into town and get lunch with a sprint back. You used to tell me that you did that after going to the pub at night. I would run home. I would run home after the pub. And that's even better because when you're drunk, you feel like you're getting really fucked.

That's when I drink, I always want to run. I always have extra energy for some reason. That's crazy. I would get some funny looks just because I was running all the time. You're in shape or maybe not in shape but you're not fat or anything like that. You are okay. You're not fat or anything like that like you are like okay You're not a disgusting slow. Yeah. I'm I mean right now But so you don't you don't work out or anything do you know?

You just have a good metabolism like your parents like really like thin or No, I just have a I think I'm just at the right age where it hasn't really kicked you ever care about what you eat Are you ever like that's not healthy? I mean I do in terms of I don't my teeth to rot so I don't eat sugary stuff I don't eat candy and stuff and I don't yeah have I ever been to a dentist yes in the US no I go to the dentist like once every six or seven years you're supposed to go every six months nah yeah I was talking to Adam because I just went to the dentist for the first time since I moved here because I just hadn't found a dentist here and I was talking to Adam every six months. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I've been to the dentist twice and then for the 15 years before that before that it would have been 15 years since I've seen a dentist. And how many fillings did you need?

None. None. You have no fillings? Well when I was a little kid I had a few. But it was like the one I went to 23 years ago or something. Do you brush your go up twice a day? Yeah. Every night? Yeah. So I mean, and then what the make matters worse.

So not so about eight years ago when I went to the dentist, I thought, God, you know, I'm going to go. They're going to really get after me. They're going to tell me that I need to see them more often. I need to clean. I'm going to do all this work. Dennis looks at my tea. He's like, do you floss?

It's like, nope. It's like, what do you do? I got to brush my teeth twice a day. He's like, you have the most healthy looking teeth I've ever seen in my life. That's the worst thing you could have been doing. I will see you in ten years. Was it you or Jeff who went to the docks and they said, oh, your liver is awesome. In fact, I'm like the liver of a 12-year-old bull.

Yeah, that was me. It was me. And I went on a fucking bender. Like, they did like a sonogram on my tibetan. Challenge accepted. They were like, do you drink? I was like, yeah, a lot. They're like, wow, your liver looks like you've never had a drop of alcohol in your life.

I don't remember anything for a week after that. What is up with your body? It's just like healing itself from everything. It's because of my acid hands, like the metal and absorbs. Let's touch your mouth. Are you like unbreakable? Are you like, in that I know, no, nothing like that. What's the last thing to do?

Six day. So would you ever want to go like super thin? Not super thin. I've been down like, I'm probably like 2.25 to 3rd year right now, which is big for me. What's the worst average weight? Average weight is probably like, for my height's probably about like, 2.05 to 10.

So I'm over, I mean, I'm not horribly over anything at that, but I've gotten down to 190 before, like this size. Is that a RTX 2011? Maybe. I don't know as before that like RTX I was down about 200 okay so I got down below that picture of you from that and you look really thin yeah picture yeah so that's way looking that actually means that's still me pretty big that's from God probably six seven years ago and uh where the hell are you Jack I've seen that picture of million times that's in the attack of the show set that's the attack yeah that was before they got rid of all the phones and stuff and they What the hell are you Jack? I've seen that picture a million times. That's in the attack of the show set. Oh yeah, yeah.

That was before they got rid of all the phones and stuff. And they were really after I took that, they replaced the set. And now the attack of the show is gone. Is it because you'd been in there and it was tainted? Yeah, that's absolutely what it was. It's tripping out. Yeah, Kim Prairie and Livy Munn, we had to scrap everything. Torch it.

I went on, on God was, they were going to show unscrewed with Martin Sargent. Oh wow. And whenever we had to go to, like whenever they had to have a break for a commercial break, you know, he sat at a like a talk show desk. Yeah. And I was sitting immediately, it was right like a talk show guest. And whenever we would have to cut to go to a break, he would open the bottom drawer on his desk and just pull out this giant bottle of vodka and then just slam it until they were like, all right, we're back in five, four and just like put it back in the desk

and close the door. That in the desk Be close to door That's the life man. I was like holy shit. Yeah, why not I mean, I was a little bit more public about our drinking. It was like gut rock plastic bottle vodka She's probably had to be plastic because of the slam even drawer Are you actually worried about anything like you worried about dying of anything? Yes me personally is there anything you don't do because it worries you that you'll get ill from it Like books for example, I don't smoke I've never smoked cigarettes and I never will that's something It's like that's one of the deal breakers between me and like someone I want to date like they could be the perfect person

In the world no, they have to not smoke Like they could be the perfect person in the world. But they have to smoke? No, they have to not smoke. Obviously. But yeah, I can eat like the perfect person. And if they smoke, it's like, see ya. Yeah, they're disgusting. It's just like, I can't deal with it. Um, but other than that, I don't like,

I don't do dumb stunts and shit like that. Like people are like, I'm gonna jump off this high ledge or watch me. I don't do shit like that. That's a guy who's gonna do it though. I've never seen it before. How do they say it? Good jump off this luge. I picture Barbara with a six pack. Like all juiced up.

Yeah, man. Like alpha Barbara. Like alpha brain. When I first moved to Austin, I was, I was 19 when I first moved to Austin. And at the time, it seemed to me like everyone I knew and everyone in Austin smoked. So I was like, and I worked at a job at a call center and people who smoked got to take breaks all the time to get a smoke.

And I was like, well shit, I'm gonna start smoking too, so I can get all these breaks at work. So I bought a pack of cigarettes, I smoked half of one cigarette and I was like, how the fuck does anybody do this? And I gave it like I gave the whole pack to someone else I worked with. So gave the whole pack to someone else I worked with so you're like trying to force yourself to smoke so I can get out of work It's you it definitely seems like smoking has become like the not cool thing to do like you know Now people light up a cigarette is like what you smoke that's weird. I actually do find it weird when I see someone smoke Yeah, yeah before I was like it was just you know if you didn't smoke it like oh you've never smoked

What's this official sign of weakness? It's like well you're addicted to doing that. Negus so, pussy. Oh I've been in so many people watching. Did I fend all the people in smoke? I mean probably I'm guessing you're calling them all pussy's. Yeah. Give it up. Don't smoke. Maybe they were pure pressure when they were younger. Maybe they wanted to do out of work like me. Pay pressure is a weakness. It's true. I never, I never, so, so, since I couldn't figure out, I couldn't bring myself to smoke. When I started doing that, that job was I would watch one employee. Anytime he went out to smoke, I'd be like, I'm taking a fresh air break. And I'd go outside

for just as long as someone would smoke. And then I'd come back in. Was you going suck in all the fumes when people smoke? No, I'd stand like much further away from the door. You were just on your right. Yeah. Yeah, I was annoyed when they actually banned smoking in pubs though in the UK because Because my friends smoked and they don't got a sign that just be sat on my own in the pub It was great. I was really healthy with their mates. Yeah It's still disconcerning to me like I still anytime I go to Vegas I'm still like weirded out when I see people like lighting up at smoking in casinos. Yeah, it's like the last place You can do that nothing is worse than someone lighting up next to you like a crap stable.

I like it. I don't like smoking. I don't like being around smoke, but there's something about like being at gambling at a table with like a drink and then like having someone smoking next to you. It's like, yeah. This is what I came for. I'm okay for this. I was with you in Allen in Vegas, an Esther.

And I think we got a crap stable and someone started lighting up their cigarette. And I'm just like, what are they doing? I think I forget who told me but you guys were just like, yeah, you're allowed to do that inside here. And I was like, my mind was blown. Yeah, there's some casinos that will have like a smoke-free corridor so you can like walk through the floors. That's what we call the lame area. Yeah, it's literally, it's basically whenever they have that, it's just a path from the registration check-in desk to the elevators to get to the rooms. That's all it is, pretty much it's a straight shot.

So when you're in Vegas at a craft stable, do you talk to the people around you? Sometimes, it really depends on who it is. There's some people who are more receptive. Obviously, I'm not a very social outgoing person, but there are rare occasions where I'll do that. You know that? I don't know, about a crap table.

I just enjoy talking to people around me, because it's like, you're all in the same battle together. Unless you're throwing the dice, if you're throwing the dice, I'm not talking to you. Like, I give you your space. It's like a picture. Like, you don't mess with a picture when he's throwing. I didn't know.

A little c'mon shooter. Yeah. Well, I mean, I'll say it's like myself, but I won't be like, oh, good throw, bud. You know, like, no, I'm not going to say that. But it's like, c'mon, let's see an eight. Let's see an eight. And then it's, oh, five.

OK, move on. Whatever. But anyway, what I'm sitting at the table table I usually end up talking to other people around me and so I've met some really interesting people just by doing that I met a guy who owned a bunch of uh what what's the uh is it not custard there's a there's a burger place just up the reverse culverts culverts I met a guy who owned like five culverts oh shit did he hook you up with a bunch of uh a bunch of curbsaburgers? He curts right? Yeah. Uh no no. But it was funny.

He's like oh yeah there's like oh yeah there's a couple of those in Austin. He's like yeah there's one in South Austin. I've been there before and it's like weird small stuff like that. Like I remember one time I had my UT class ring on like I was just out of college and I was at a table and a guy next to me like an older guy he looked over. He goes at a UT class ring and he goes and he showed me his like he was wearing his as well. I was like this is all this All kiss. Yeah, we did we high five and just made out it was awesome But we won $700. It was great. Have you ever made out with it dude? No, have you I have filmed it? Oh

Your being sarcastic. No, I forgot So if they asked you to do that show that I did where they asked me to do it. Yeah, would you turn it down? Joel, Joel came to me with that idea years ago and he's like, it could be great, but you and me and I was like, no, I'm like, I'm like, we can make out with like, like, like, it's initially was going to be a bunch of like hot chicks and then lead to like making out with a dude. I was like, I was like, recent backstab. I was like, no, we can make out with a bunch of hot chicks. We only have to pay him 100 bucks each. And I was like no, we can make out with a bunch of We only have to pay him a hundred bucks each Do you have a worry that you might be gay?

No, I'm not worried at all that I'm gay She's sitting right here and she's waving at you. We're surely making out with it dude is like saying Yeah, I did okay. I'm definitely okay Waving actually we're surely making out with a dude is like saying yeah, I don't care. I'm definitely okay I'm comfortable with my sexuality. I have no issues with people who are gay. How can I? All right, we're about to segue into a host read You gotta put that down. I gotta put this down. Yeah. Thank you. How gay The last the live podcast at the gauntlet set you were were talking about how like, are you friends of guys because there's a possibility you might have sex with them?

But the thing is I know I'm not gay, but I can't tell whether making out with the guy makes me more not gay or less gay. I don't think I'm gonna affect you at all. Wait, I don't think you are. How does making out with the guy make you more of that? Did you enjoy it? Well there's a scale,'m gonna affect you at all? Wait, how would I affect you now? What you are? How does making it all the guy making more of that? Did you enjoy it? Well, there's a scale, right? Did you really enjoy it?

Did I enjoy it? No. So you're not gay? Did you let out like a subconscious moan while you were doing it? Like, like, make it catch yourself? Like, what was that? I was making that all the time and then I went, uh, oh. Or it's like that side building.

I put it where you're like, it moved. It moved. What did you move? Anyway, there's like that side building. I'm like, you're like, it moved. What did you move? Anyway, there's a scale. Like some people are like forcefully straight, you know. Forcefully straight. So when they hate gaze. And then there's like people who...

Oh, there it is. Oh, Gavin has just... Yes, if you're watching the livestream right now, you're seeing Gavin lick a guy's face. Okay, it's over, it's over. I think I mentioned previously on the podcast that... Oh, that's're seeing Gavin lick a guy's face. Okay, it's over. It's over. I think I I mentioned previously on the podcast that I was like Gavin's never watch this short here. He's like watching I was more uncomfortable watching you kiss Samantha Ireland. Yeah, why I don't know like I know her and I know that you know, she's married her husband was there and I know Tom's just a comedian, you know, just a funny guy. I

And I know Tom's just a comedian, you know, just a funny guy. I remember every time we were testing that TVT out with that short on it, I would try to pull you into our office So you were forced to watch it and you would just run away. I honestly, I wouldn't want to watch me kiss anyone Me neither. It's my face I'm sorry, I really am. I'm sorry. I remember hearing the music for that short play over and over and over again Come from Barbara's office. Yeah, Brandon how that he's friends with her and her husband also and he said it was really awkward to edit for him. Yeah. It's funny how music like the music will say you off. How much do you think the guy that wrote the music for two girls one cup hates that music? Because he probably had no

idea that it was used for that and now everyone associates that. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's funny. I can't think of it right now, but if I heard it I'd be like oh yeah Yeah, I can hear it. I heard playing in my head right now We forced Megan to watch it the other day. We're just like have you seen two girls on cup and she's like No, what is that? Oh, I would imagine a negative a negative scene. She knows she no brand. Do not pull it up No Brandon do not pull it up. No. Was he the only music up? BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM B You've probably tried Hulu.com. Now with Hulu Plus you can watch your favorite shows anytime and anywhere. Hulu Plus lets you watch thousands of hit TV shows and a selection of acclaim movies on your television or on the go with your smartphone or tablet.

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That's the funny that it's Chris O'Dowd from Bridesmaids because I know Chris O'Dowd from ity crowd yeah I think more people have known from bridesmaids though you think so yeah hmm absolutely bridesmaid is fantastic by the way so it isn't yeah it is that's right that's right it's crap that's awesome they just had the final episode they still make that well they can't anymore oh like the final like there was an episode the air like the last season finished airing Don't slam the table guys fucking slam my mind They I think they had an episode there like in 2010 That was like the final those of the last episode of season three But then they went back kind of like the Christmas episode for the British office where they went back and sort of tied everything back up

Oh, so I was dying to know how the IT crowd It was the finale was great. Hell enough people. I've never seen an episode. If you watch it watch the first three episodes, don't just watch the first one stop because the first one is not good. I hate what they say. Well, it takes a little while to get their feet underneath them. I hate what people say that. There's a community.

Like community took like half a season. I fucking hated community for a season and I hated myself for watching it. And it got better, right? It did. The show is a pretty bad at starting mostly yeah Yeah, I really like crap I really like a show that has an awesome pilot like breaking bad the shield lost was all right lost Well, it's just another one. I always think of this having a good pilot. How's the game of Thrones pilot?

Fringe had a good pilot game at the Rones pilot is actually pretty slow Like I remember it didn't really grab me until at the very end when Brown gets pushed out the window. Nice started with the white walk isn't all that stuff. Yeah, and it was weird. Of alias. Yeah, alias. What no, not only did he saw the person in his head. Yeah, yeah. It starts with the white walkers, but then there's nothing else in that episode about the white walkers. Yeah, is that the else I think that he then tires.

Nothing but like walkers. To see it. See the end of season two. I think yeah that episode about the white walkers. Yeah, I think that he that entire Nothing to see you see the end of season two. I think yeah back the white walkers Yeah, like breaking bad had an amazing pilot like the original like the hour and 15 pilot or whatever like the long pilot like that I haven't first watched I was watching it was yeah, he watched it at my house and I pulled it up and I showed it to him and When we got to the end of the episode, I said, that's not right. It's like, it's missing some bits. I could name some scenes that we're missing. So I had to go back and try the actual version. Yeah, like the scene where he has to wash the car of one of his students. Yeah, and I think also when he asks to get out of the ambulance,

that when they take him to the hospital, he says he doesn't have insurance and everything. Oh, yeah. That's also cut from the- Yeah, you told me that and I instantly went home and watched it again, but the full version. Yeah, it was much better. Now are we going to be having a breaking bad sort of wrap up podcast? Like I don't people have asked for it and I would love to talk about that show. I've already talked about almost everything apart from the last...

But the lot did happen. Yeah, a lot happened. I mean, they wrapped up the entire series. I read that when they initially wrote the beginning of season 5, they weren't sure what Walt was going to use the big machine gun for. Like they wrote him buying the gun and having it in the car, not knowing, before they even wrote about the Aryans and all of that stuff. So they weren't sure exactly who he was going to use the gun with. And they had like a bunch of different scenarios that they had planned out that he might end up

using it. Yeah, there's a scene in the final episode that directly was an impact, was impacted because of that first scene and I'm not knowing what they were going to do with it. So I don't want to say it for fear of spoilers. Okay, it does watch it. Tell me later. And so anyway, if Brandon cuts away from here right now. Oh, what was that? Oh, you're clear, you're clear.

We're okay. Anyway, that bit was like because in the, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, So we have a couple of spoiler cast ideas we've been kicking around. I think we'll probably do an Enders game one before the Enders game movie comes out We definitely always talk about we need to do a fucking doctor who won So maybe within the next month we'll have a couple So like the enders game like they said the book or we're right because the Enders game movie comes out November first Okay, so Maybe we could talk about the book before the movie comes out just so for people who haven't read the book When you're gonna go see the movie and don't want to spend the time reading it It's like a cliff's nose version, right

We can talk about it. So get a got a coordinate all of that. I haven't read that book since high school actually just read downloaded it unaudible Yeah, so I can I can listen to it. So I can live an hour's long an audible Well, that's not long. I don't care to get with your own Give it to like fucking 48 hours each. Oh my god. I don't know how you've gotten through any of them. I guess you do a lot of driving. Yeah, I'm in, yeah, I'm in the middle of the run now. I've been listening to the first book, audiobook. And the guy totally changes accents of the characters as he goes on.

Yeah. Tyrion started off as like a northern Yorkshire and ends up Welsh. Also, and I don't know if there was a long gap between the two No, you can tell like I couldn't name them, but yeah, you can totally tell I don't know if there was a long time between when you recorded the audio for book three and the audio for book four Is that when it was yeah, Arya sounds totally different? Oh, yeah, did you just forget? Yeah, we just the guide you Arya's voice too. Yeah, he does voices for all the different characters He makes his voice like

Like now in book four, he's like, Irish. Really? Yeah, I was like, when he first started doing the voice, I was like, who the fuck is this? Yeah. He's a Ari, I was like,

and he's actually in the show, isn't he? Yeah. Because he's the pie romance here. He's the guy who has all of the wildfire. Right. He's the old guy, right? Yeah. A lot of people are saying we should do a doctor who's spoiler cast, but I don't think anybody,

I don't think any of us watch Dr. Hogan. Yeah, we get we get I wish I was Brandon watches Dr. Who's this works again. It's been a while since I've been back So I didn't know Tweet chat was working either when did that start again? I'll be damned damn there you go. I watched up to when David tenant left In Doctor who this like up until like the most recent season. No, he's been he left to go Been that right up to here. That's like up until like the most recent season? No, he's been. He left to go be in that very moderate. He's been that very moderate. No, I don't think so.

He was in a mood. But he was David Tennant and Harry Potter. Yeah, but that was before four or five. That was before a doctor. I've never seen a single episode of Don Hurew. And I don't even like, I know it's about time travel. And that's it. That's all I know about that show.

Why do they have to? We'll talk about it. Inspector FaceTime. We'll do that. Inspector FaceTime? Yeah. Why do they have to? Inspector FaceTime. They have so much love. No. Does that work?

How much love to give? Oh, okay. So far off. I know. You have to be positive going with it. You know what? I actually, it was funny. Bring up Inspector FaceTime that I brought up. Community. We talked about community earlier.

Dan Harmon, it goes on Reddit all the time and talks to fans on Reddit. That's kind of Dan Harmon's showrunner for community. That's kind of balsy and cool at the same time. It's like, it's the guy who runs the show is like directly interacting with fans. And like getting an arguments with fans about characters and development and stuff on the show.

We do that. Yeah, that's great. And I'm saying that it's cool to see more and more of that kind of stuff. Like, at no point in my life, whatever thing I could go on and be like, hey, you know, Damon Lindelof, on the show. We do that. Yeah. No, it's great. Now, I'm saying it's cool to see more and more of that kind of stuff. Like, at no point in my life, whatever thing I could go on and be like, hey, you know, Damon Lindelof, I'm going to yell at you on Twitter, but you can do that if you want to. And like, a lot of times, overspend.

Hey guys, stuff. But internet exists. That's cool. We live in a cool time. I agree with you, Jack. I think it's a cool idea that you could actually, like, interact people almost on like a one-to-one basis. Yeah, yeah. Do you talk to our fans on Reddit? Occasionally. If something pops up that I feel like we need to step in for.

So I read a lot of stuff on the Reddit. I mean, the Reddit. We also have a whole website at Rishi.com where we can interact with people. Constantly. That is the only place I interact with people is our website. Yeah. So you don't talk to anyone on Twitter. So you should sign up? Not on Twitter, I'll read it. No. It's a 1.5 million registered users. So you don't talk to anyone. No, you should sign it. Not on Twitter, I read it. No. It's 1.5 million registered users.

Hey, oh. And we're working on the Ristitude 2.0 site, which is going to be really, really cool. No, at this point, it's like 4.0. Well, I mean, publicly 2.0, right? No, I think publicly it's just like 8.0. Even if it's so many fucking iterations. That's true.

But this is like a complete. It's a pretty serious. Yeah, it's an overall It looks awesome. I always forget how because I remember the new site when it started and was like I guess late 2004 I remember it being really cool. That was like the community. But looking back at screenshots like looking at how fit it was. There's so much empty space. Yeah, I'll need to say just because I guess monitors were still 4 by 3 or like back then and there was it looks It's just like everything looks like a thin border. Yeah, it's pretty neat looking. Do you remember your alerts thing?

It was just like, this has one new image comment. This has one new image comment. This is what you image comment. And it was just like, you were gone for a week. It was just overwhelming. Do we still have stuff awards on the site? Yeah. Do we?

Yeah. They're not easily visible. I'll go down to get to them. There's going to be better awards coming. I. Do we? Yeah. We do, but they're not easily visible. If you drill down to get to them. There's going to be better awards coming. I had a staff award too. I never got implemented, but it was like an Atari joystick. And so because yeah, Brandon, Monty and I all got awards and they never got implemented in the site.

We did. They didn't fit artistically with the original awards. I thought they redesigned all of them. I thought was it Brian? I didn't came in and did them? Like someone redeemed them all. Well no, we hired the guy who made the original awards to make all new awards and redesign them all.

But there's something about it, even though he's the guy who made them originally, they just look different. And even when he redesigned all of them, they just didn't fit the style of the website. So it's like, it just looked like it didn't belong. The stuff they're working on for the new version, looks really good.

It was the first person to get all the stuff awards. I don't remember this guy What it was me? No, it was me fight. I made a journal. I was the only one What was the journal about it was get all the way what the oh, okay, why'd you get them? Why did get him yeah? I don't know I'm gonna be different reasons depending on who get I went back to like one of the first pages of my comment section and I saw a comment from Gavin that was from like nine years ago. Is that the first thing I have already to you?

Was he like A-S-L? I forget what it said, but it was just like I think you said high with a smiley face. I forget what it was, but if someone goes back to my comment page, you can probably name it. So the staff awards on our website, we could either give someone an award, so it'd like illuminates a little icon, or you could give them your negative award, where it's like a silhouette of your award with the no sign through it. And I almost used that as my award instead of the other one.

People like a public, it was actually pretty cruel, because you would go to someone's profile. I'd be like, wow wow Gus doesn't like this Yeah, but I feel like a lot of people didn't understand like that was almost my award I used it like two awards my normal award and then my no award. Yeah People get upset by it to be like oh my god take it away. So if you hate it someone what would you do? You know where I'm from. Yeah, I'm walking wait, so okay our awards making the jump over to the new one I don't know I don't know how much I'm allowed to say, but no, and yes, like it's not awards, but say, but like, anybody who's a staff member could give something. Oh, okay, that's cool.

It's just, I don't know if it'll be a custom. All 400 dollars. I don't know if it'll be a custom movement. I want to say that if I give someone an award, their whole screen changes into a giant Union Jack permanently. Can we get that done? We probably could. Probably could. But then what if I give them my word? Just giant Canadian one. There's like a faded Canadian one behind the

project. So yeah, I don't know what the time frame on it, but I think before the end of the year it's going to be rolling out for everybody. Yeah. Yeah. It all goes well. It looks cool. Progress. I like any form of progress. Like me too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's nice. Like, well, like things are so static and to say the same thing. It's like it's got a nice nostalgia thing, but it doesn't like progress. Like, me too? Yeah. Yeah, it's nice. Like, things just stay static and to stay the same thing. It's like, it's got a nice nostalgia thing, but it doesn't like progress. The internet? Communists?

Have you ever talked to anyone on the internet watching a forum change? They don't like change at all. They don't like change at all. They don't like change at all. They don't like change at all. Going from that to our side now. Yeah, anytime there's a fucking update on the website, people. The internet is just.

It gets for like 10 seconds and then forget what the old one was like. It's like, right. But in that 10 seconds, there's so much vitral,ral like so much aid so speaking of hate. I have a question Yes, guys, maybe I don't understand economics But Twitter filed for a billion dollar IPO And then lost in 2012 For the calendar year 2012 they lost 80 million. For the first six months of 2013, they've lost $70 million,

so they're on track to lose $140 million this year. If you can lose $220 million in two years, how are you worth a billion dollars? I balls, it's all about I balls. Nope, I agree. They can't monetize that. Yeah, but the company's worth a lot. Why?

But it doesn't make a lot. No, it makes negative eluses. Yeah, it loses money. Like, they have revenue. They can't make a profit on that. Because it doesn't lose money. It doesn't make money, but it's Twitter. Okay.

It's bullshit. So you're saying like if Ford, it was like, oh, you know, we can't, we know, we're going to have a $250 million loss this year. You think they're fine with that? And it's like, oh, keep moving on. Just keep doing what we're doing. Well, no, because $250 million loss this year. You think they're fine with that? And it's like, oh, keep moving on. Just keep doing what we're doing. Well, no, because $400 million loss next year. No.

So you're saying if there's more value in the name, in the name and the amount of people who use it. Do you think the name Twitter is worth a billion fucking dollars? How many people? How many celebrities use it? Yes. I do. Okay. No, it's to hold bullshit.

Like, they don't get any value out of it. Like, the celebrities get value out of it because they can do the one-on-one interaction I can talking about with their fans. What does Twitter get out of it? Nothing they get a fucking 80 million dollar bill I am blown away the Twitter's not monetized in any four more fashion. We have promoted tweets and shit Yeah, promoted to even then is verification like something more like I can't believe they haven't had more How like how would you think they could monetize? Like on a feed like every you know 20th tweet you see on your feed isn't as an ad yeah promote there's promoted stuff this difference he says these are telling me Twitter's projected to make 1.3

billion dollars this year and next year all right I want I want some I want some proof on the street pull it up on a website or something I want to see this a pie chart if people people can buy followers. Yeah, you can buy followers And as it is the insert promoted tweets into your feed right now Well, I mean nothing too extreme. I mean nothing. I've noticed at least not that bad Yeah, but it'll say like promoted tweet and you'll see stuff in there, but it's it's not very often at all Yeah, I maybe see I maybe see that once a day if that I only ever see that on the site and not on the phone I see them phone. Oh, all right. We actually have considered doing stuff with Twitter, but it's just like at this point, we're still able to use our own methods to get Twitter followers.

And I don't think we've come to the point where we need to use their promoted tweets and everything like that. How desperate. Yeah, I get ads on Twitter now and I go to it. It's like, you know more followers by advertising I'm like, why would I ever need to advertise people would see your account with promoted next to it How do she does that look? Yeah, yeah They put your account on people's yeah, they're likely to follow you Oh, okay, that makes me want to not follow that account. Yeah, I don't think you're actually buying an actual number You're just buying the possibility of a lot I read you see like the sponsored reddit post at're just buying the possibility of a lot I read it You see like the sponsored reddit post at the top of the page and like I never look at those things

Yeah, look at them every now and then yeah, yeah, what about when you do a Google search and like the first two things that are in like the Featured box at the top. I never click those. Yeah, they're ads No, but they have no there's like they're placed higher because people pay Oh, targeted ads. Yeah, yeah for like what you're searching But I never like never click on it's like when I tied to I think they have this article. I want to see this All right, so Gus is now watching the stream Just a year ago E-marker was asked many Twitter's 2014 haul at $540 million it was revised to upwards of

807.5 million last September wow Wow. So what were you reading? No, these are projections for future years. No, I heard those numbers too. The Gus was talking about early. So I don't think, I mean, of course, to take $20,000, $50 million, $915 million. That's revenue, that's not profit. I think in 2013, or 2012, their revenue was like $600 million.

They still lost $70 million on that revenue. Yeah. So they may be. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, you can, you can, you can make all this money, but you're still spending more than you're making. What are they spending money on? I mean, like, I guess they got to have server infrastructure. They got to have employee costs. There's a lot of people who work there. It also goes down way less than they used to. It never goes down anymore. It used to be too busy because too many people were using it. So they were, they had a CEO a few years ago whose initiative was, he publicly said his initiative was not to make Twitter money, it was to make Twitter more stable. And he prioritized server infrastructure upgrades and spent a fuck ton of money, which is why

you used to see the fail-a-wale all the time. Then under his leadership, there became a lot more stable. You don't see that anymore. Fail-a-wale? You remember that? I've never heard it been called that. I've seen whale before yeah the fail whale are you a social media person yeah fail like when YouTube has like the weird error where it's like we're sending we've just the batch trained monkeys to fix this yeah it's funny that it's still in the code that's really annoying

yeah because now is a wall of numbers now YouTube is a platform for making money and some people's income depend entirely on that and you're trying to upload video and push it to subscribe is like oh didn't work but a bunch of trained monkeys like shut that fix the pump gun down the monkey's near to fix it god damn monkeys yeah I see it I don't upload videos I see it a couple times here I feel like I see

it like four or five times a year I pretty much I see it less now that now the site functions it instilled as a Animal would you rather have the work humans? I regularly humans who can fix computers You know what if you try turning it off and turning it back on again, and if you're probably an owl Owls or wise like a wise owl. Yeah, but they have no fingers I'm gonna need fingers for the internet So Brandon's telling me that Twitter has 900 employees worldwide. Fuck.

So I went... I have a friend who works at Twitter out in San Francisco and I went and visited her there at the Twitter office a couple years ago and I showed up in the morning and I was like, oh, she's like, oh, he had to be showing you around Twitter. And we went to their cafeteria area and they had just a giant breakfast burrito bar or all this different types of breakfast. I was like, oh, let's say she's like, oh, this breakfast here every morning for every employee.

And I was like, what? She's like, yeah, all this food's here to help, to try to give people incentive to come in early. I was like, it's 10 a.m. And she was like, yeah. That's like late 90s internet startup thing though. Like that makes me nervous. That's like, yeah, that shouldn't be happening.

Huh. Well that's how you lose $70 fucking million a year. I mean, what are 900s always? Yeah. What do 900 people do? I mean, how many are sales? And how many are like, you know, structure, and how many are like, like, upper management?

I'm curious to see that breakdown. Who runs the social media account for Twitter? They do have a Twitter account. Well, it's funny. Actually, that'd be the best job ever. I run the I run Twitter. I run at Twitter. Well, so so one of the guys who made Twitter is his name is Jack. So he has at Jack. Yeah, I'm like I will never get that account. God. There's a bar. But they have made no tweets and have like two followers or something. There should be something where you could like, anytime you see a dead account like that, there should be like a statute of limitations on dead accounts. Like anytime you see a dead account that's been dead

for like two years, you should be able like, I'm taking that and then you know, she'll prove that you need it for whatever reason. I don't know. I always obsessing. That's like the Jack account on Xbox Live. I've talked about that before. Why do you say nap?

Because someone got it first. They deserve it. Yeah, but what if they don't use it? It's an unused resource. I think parking a website. Like, who does that? It's like a dick move. So apparently, I'm told that Ashley picked up a dead account.

Yeah, she did on Twitter. So I want to hear about this. We'll cut to her in a second here. I have her explain how that works. So it's not a dick move. So if someone registered GavinFree.com, and was like, all right, I'm never going to do anything with with this you're fine with that. Yeah someone did Why are you okay with that?

I How much do you really care about that? Oh, it's just you know, it doesn't care a lot about it. Yeah It's good to be consistent across your own is it easier to not care about that It's the easy what if someone what if someone open up free.com and it was just nothing but like, like animals getting like something terrible. I'd like to think that Gavin was in Winston Churchill's place during World War II. It's like, sir, Hitler's evaded Poland. Isn't it easier not to care about it? Sir, he's burning all the books. It's easier to not care. He's fine. What would it really get me?

There's so much more important things to care about in the world than some Pock's website. I want to hear this story. So what platform did you get this dead account from? On Twitter. So I waited someone deleted their account. And then after the waiting period, I totally just pounced on that shit. So when you say they deleted their account, you can delete your Twitter? You can actually delete your Twitter, yeah. Yeah, you can you can fully delete your Twitter.

It sort of stays in the system for like 30 days. And like during that time, like if you if you basically if you rage quit Twitter, it saves all your stuff. And then all you have to do to like, un-rage quit it is like log in again. But if you don't log into that account for 30 days, then it just deletes it and releases the name. So it wasn't a dead account. This was like, it was a dead account that someone had used and then they deactivated it.

It was just sitting there for a while. You couldn't go to their page. You couldn't see their tweets. Like, it was just like, if you tried to go to their profile, it'd be, you know, essentially like a four or a quarter. The real question is, were you following this account? Is that how you knew that they had quit? No, but I actually checked like this was an account. Like it's the Twitter account, Ashley J.

And I really, really wanted it. It was actually it had gone dead a while ago. And I didn't get it in time when someone else had registered it. So I just sort of checked every now and again to see to see if you know they'd get bored and leave Twitter. I was hoping really hard and it worked I'm gonna hope for a lot of things now. I think I think you got someone I think you've got someone murdered and then you took it Yeah, who just randomly deletes the Twitter account? Yeah, I don't understand that it's like who like if you're gonna quit Just quit who would go through the trouble of deleting and removing their account which hit mad digs

Was it a close-in kill or a far away distance kill Only the close-in kill best snipers in the world all right ventrashley actually J Ashley of Rift views it's funny like so I have Jack underscore P. And the guy who has Jack P without the underscore, he gets stuff for me all the time. And so he literally be like, you met this other Jack P. So every time I get a message from Jack, it'll be like, he'll tag me in a tweet.

It makes me very happy. It's like, ha, so. Nice. Yeah. Oh, well, it's, so I had a similar thing like you were talking about where Like my last name is pretty unusual. There's not very many people with my name So I never registered that domain the sorola.com Yeah, I was like why would I do that nobody's ever gonna register it then one year

Someone did read no he's before was to someone did register it and I was like motherfucker It was like so car salesmen or something. I was like god damn it And he had it for a year and he didn't renew it after that year so soon as he let it lapse like like I said I was watching it non-stop and as soon as it laps I fucking pounced on it. I was like I'm never living that Okay, Katie just text me that apparently they are working on legalizing the distribution of debt accounts on Twitter So Katie checks they're working on legalizing I guess they legally is that like to wear black market for Yeah, so so According to all their information

They can't legally give away dead accounts So they're working on some they got a team they got a team of 800 employees working around the clock on it It's a shame. Mucky's working on it 800 employees working around the clock on it. They had trained monkeys working on it, right? They had a running soul. Yeah, I feel like, so that's like when YouTube has that message about, we have a, we dispatched a team of trained monkeys or Twitter at the fail whale. I feel like that's a call back to an old internet thing, like the old four or four pages

where it's like when something breaks, you put up like a goofy message. Yeah. But when a serious platform, like you're're talking about like that's not fucking funny Yeah, put up a message say we we have been alerted to the issue. We're working on it right away. Yeah, West it got down tech support number I can go right what's what's our error page doesn't it say something funny? I redirects you okay So if there's an error it says like page not found redirecting you I'm just redirects I gave the database is down. It says arg I'm just read Drinks. There's a lot of like-

A game the database is down, it says arg. Yes. And then actually if you look down at the bottom of the page, there's a real error down there. Okay. If you look at the source code, you can see what the actual error message is. Did you say this is totally gustous? It does. It's white and white.

Ben did that. That's funny. It also an alert that comes up if you try to post messages too fast. Oh, it's a slow down there, cowboy. Yeah, it's something stupid like that. Yeah, it's something about like that. Yeah, I broke this site by having too many friends. I'm sorry about that. So I hit the max number of friends because I just accept all every time I get a friend request and I hit like 25,000 or

24,000 or something and like the integer that saved the amount of friends you have was too big for it. And so my like my personal stuff was was broken until we figured out what the hell happened. So we got doubled it. So my Facebook friends, things broke. Because they kept a thousand requests. You have to accept two people who were delete in the request. But my, that weren't load for me.

Well, on the browser, I can't load that page to delete any of the requests. So no one can ever friend me on Facebook ever. No wonder we're not friends. Sounds awesome. So we had a so when Even before your friend thing I think it was before Adam started at Ristrate We had a big thing we were afraid of where every user who signs up to sign the user ID and it started first user

Signed up was number one the second number two all the way down our Database was only built to accommodate up to 999,999 users. So when we got to like 900,000 we were like, oh shit, when we hit a million the site will not work. Because you never thought you would hit a million or just... No, because it was fucking corporate green screw. They shouldn't have done that. They should have been more more capacity for growth. So what's the limit now? I think now the limit's like 100 million or something.

Let's do it. So we had to really worry because that's so fundamental in the database. It's like, and it's called by so many different things. We had to really scour through the website and make sure it was updated everywhere. You can remember the day we crossed a million, I was refreshing the website, crazy.

Going everywhere, I'm sure it's broken somewhere. It's like you created your own millennium bug. Yeah Absolutely, I got a million got like a lifetime membership through street teeth. We even something I think we give them like high-sponsorship. Yeah, I think you're right. Yeah, that's cool I say we I wasn't with the company. Yeah, we did it. Um, they did it. So How many users we have on the site now, like 1.6? I think it's 1.6. Almost 1.6. That's awesome.

Man, getting the, you're using them with three? I'm three. Yeah. User's one and two are the two guys who made the website, and then I'm user three. I think Jeff is five. I think my old profile image, like that image where I've like my shaved head, and I'm wearing

like the shirt with the cherry, was like the ninth picture ever uploaded to the website. Wow. I remember that picture vividly. I'm using number 82 because someone didn't invite me to the testing for a while. Probably because you sent that lying email about your parents being dead or whatever. Was it my parents? Yeah it was. Yeah. What were you like that your parents were doing?

When I first signed up on the website I was too poor to afford sponsorship because I was like 14 and my parents wouldn't give me money to spend on the internet. Like 10 bucks every six months or something? No, no, it was like 20 bucks for the... There was a super sponsor. You could sponsor five. But yeah, I think my first post ever on RISTEET.COM or Reversible.com or whatever it was. It was, hey, really like the episodes, all my family's dead, my parents' dead,

brother's sister dead, and it's my birthday. Can I have free sponsorship? Wow. Wow. It was pretty tungsten. No, I can see it right through that shit. I knew right away. I fucking called him out on it.

I didn't write it to be serious. It was kind of just like a tongue in cheek thing. But, uh, that was my first ever post. It wasn't high smiley face on my profile. It was kind of just like a tongue-in-cheek thing. But that was first ever post. It wasn't high smiley face on my profile. No, that was just for you. Yeah, then. Yeah, the website was so different. Now, when you make a website, you have different frameworks

and infrastructures, like one of our sponsors is Squarespace. So you go, if you sign up for Squarespace account, they'll auto-generate. You can choose from a template. And the website's made for you Another part of the one that people use sometimes is WordPress or geocities or back then geocities So are the original red versus blue website was an old version of these templates called movable type Oh, I remember movable type. Yeah, so red versus blue. I promise to be a movable type website that we like custom-skinned and

And made and then we had a PHP bb forum went along with it. I remember those days when the Pearl JavaScript and like the original sponsorship system. God I remember this. So when we first started Rooster Teeth you know I wasn't here I was in Puerto Rico and Bernie and Jeff were making the episodes here in Austin but they were working at the call center. So in order to help them since I was in Puerto Rico and I couldn't help them make the episodes, I would answer all of our email, every single email that came into Red versus Blue.

I would answer and I had to manually process every single fucking sponsorship that came in. Oh wow. Yeah, and I developed a scripting system, I called it KISS, it was keep it simple, stupid. And it was a script that would help scan through my email, find PayPal receiptsipts and then try to pull up all of the associated PHP BVU users so that I could automatically go through and give them

the appropriate level of sponsorship because we had multiple levels of sponsorship back then. Fucking sucks. It was like it was an all day thing like 12 hours a day just like there was a damn email. There was sponsor which got it got the episode on Friday instead of Sunday or I guess Saturday And then there was high-res sponsor which got you a high-res version and there was super sponsor Oh, with a high-res sponsor as well. You got into your own form What was this high-res form? PHP Yeah, but super sponsor was 20 bucks and you got all of the other stuff

I don't see you got the DVD at the end. So it's actually way better value to this It's like it's almost like a like a weird version of a Kickstarter, before Kickstarter existed. It's like pay us now, and we're gonna send you a product later. Bravo. You actually sent me an email, because I did a super sponsor,

and then you realized I was in the UK, and you were like, we might actually need more money from you, because I think the case is gonna be more expensive to ship to the UK. So if you could give us another five bucks, that'd be great. Otherwise, I'm going to have to send it to you

in like a pouch. And I was like, okay, I gave you five more bucks. And then publicly on the front page, you're like, nah, that wasn't necessary in the end. You got me five bucks, Prick. I never heard that story before. I forgot about that. I remember that.

I have the email. It was like 2003. We ended up deciding, I mean, because we weren't sure about it. We didn't think that anybody overseas would be interested. So, and it was our fuck up. You know because we weren't sure about it, we didn't think that anybody overseas would be interested. So, and it was our fuck up, you know, we didn't think about it, so we ended up eating that cost. Anyone- Did you see the first person from the UK to get that sponsorship at that time? He was one of the first people to sign up, I think actually for, I want to say the season 2 disc, you're the first person to place an order for it. I think you're ordering number 1.

I think I was the first person to buy a season 2 it. I think you're order number one. I think I was yeah I was first person to buy a season two. I was also the first sponsor of season three. Yeah What's he did by season? It's not not by like months or anything like correct. It was it was by okay Like I said, it was like a Kickstarter. It was for the actual individual project. That's cool So you stand in five bucks. I'll give you the five bucks. You want me to just for inflation asshole? I also recently I also recently found out that apparently Jordan swears who does animated adventures had also emailed us back then and I replied to him as well. Really?

Yeah, I was, I don't remember. I replied to so many emails at the time. But I guess he had emailed asking like how does he get started making a YouTube channel? What should he do? And I replied back with actual helpful email. Whoa. And I was like, that doesn't sound like me at all. You used to be, you always that mean though.

I remember once I posted a spoiler to episode eight, it, because it was a high response when I posted it in the forums that were public, but I hadn't, I posted it in a high-res forum, but one of the mods moved it because there was a duplicate or something. And you yelled at me, even though I didn't actually put up post in that form You sent me an angry email. That's funny. I still have it. Do you think I probably do probably on my old hotmail

I kind of find it God. I remember I used to only converse with you about our VBTO through email only because the person who was doing it before was like he scares me. I think he's angry all the time Yeah, it's it's it's always tough I'm not talking about that. I'm just talking about that. I'm just talking about that. I'm just talking about that. I'm just talking about that. I'm just talking about that. I'm just talking about that. I'm just talking about that.

I'm just talking about that. I'm just talking about that. I'm just talking about that. I'm just talking about that. I'm just talking about that. I'm just talking about that. We'll find out when the event starts. Yeah. Like we're sending people to, we actually planned this for not well ahead of time. We're sending people to New York Comic Con this week. Yep. We're sending miles, carry, and Monty.

We are booth twiler. I didn't fire him, okay. He's gonna be in New York Comic Con. We're booth 23,09 I believe. It's run by Synodime again. Like it was at San Diego Comic Con. And they have a panel on Friday at 6.45. I think the room is like 1A15 or 151a. Well, which I think is downstairs

It's like under the the convention. I'll do you remember where we did the the Halo panel with 343 the year we went to near Comic Con I did I didn't I didn't intend it's like I remember you had a cardboard sign on yeah Everyone else had a fucking fancy little sign with their names. So I mean, mine on cardboard. Put it on the table. How is New York Comic Con? I've never, I've never been, haven't heard much about it. It was like, they sell beer on the floor.

I like it. It was really crazy. It seemed more hectic to me than San Diego Comic Con. I don't know if it was because it's like the way the convention center is laid out or what. But I don't know, it seemed crazy to me. We were non-stop busy that time busy the whole is smaller than San Diego Comic-Con but I feel like it's just as packed really yeah it's it's like Walt Walled over 100,000 attendees like that yeah

yeah Comic-Con got to move they have to move that to Vegas they have to move to a bigger convention center it's stupid I assume they get a lot of incentives from the city of San Diego have to yeah let me let me read this thing We'll talk about some con some more talk about it some more One remind everyone that this episode of the received podcast is brought to you by Squarespace the fast and easy way to create your own Professional I didn't even know they were a sponsor today Talking about them earlier the fast and easy way to create your own professional website or online portfolio

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I think it's a good thing to have but you you own the slummogize.com, right? Do I I thought you did I think this redirects to your YouTube channel. Yes, I found Gavin's personal site I think it's gavin free.com. It's Gavin free.com. It is a my site. This is my site description It's maybe someone's in the process right now building it. I don't know, but it looks awesome. It's a maroon background with the Mario. All right, so that's GavinFree.com. JackFatilla.com as a photo of me playing Rock Band. Do you remember four kind of Steven's Coast.com?

Do you remember when the Alamo Drafthouse did not own the domain Drafthouse.com? It was, I know, it was like 98.99. They own the domain, no, which one was it? They either own Alamo Drafthouse.com or Drafthouse.com 99 they owned the domain. No way which was it they either owned Alamo draft house comm or draft house comm but not the other and You could go to one for the Alamo's schedule and whatnot and then the other one was a porn site Really yeah, I don't know that and

They eventually they paid for it and they bought it. I remember White House dot com was a porn site for the longest time Before it was a porn site. It used to be a political satire site. Really? It was actually pretty funny. It looked like the official White House website, but it was like, just changed up a bit. God, that was like in 96. I remember going to computer lab and going on the internet

back in high school, and I was like, ooh, getting used to the internet today. Like, let's check out what's going on in the White House. And then if you don't go to Whitehouse.gov, it'd be like, and then everyone would get in trouble. So, no, I don't know. I guess now I think White House bought, or I think the government bought White House.com.

You remember like floppy disks and stuff? I do, we actually talked about them in Hollywood today. We were mentioning, I think we were talking about how slow is something that was transferring and Jeff made a joke about like it's like transferring something over like a, was it, what the I omega drives. What are those zip drives zip drives? Hundred megs on a disc. That was huge. You know, we today held up a sign that I wrote and Jack bled it out Mm-hmm. What did say Jack sucks cock? Shocking that I would put it. It's funny. So like he held it up

And I'm like god damn it. He's like good look rotoscoping that I'm like alright Nice did it in like five minutes, but I missed one shot like in the big You missed Ray putting it right in front of the camera. Is that what it was? Yeah, yeah, he put it closer than I did It was like so like because we shoot it out of order obviously and so I Really complex this you incredibly complex it scripts story boys. We should have a planet We throw you know, we've seen that I want to get the storyboards back It's not a linear and so I did a bit about the like the new shirt that came that's coming out tomorrow The new is even our shirts I like that shirt Tuesday. It's cool shirt Yeah, and but so I we shot that you know in my bit which I record after Jeff

And so I moved at the beginning and I forgot to check for the sign in that stuff and then when Gavin is behind me Hold him a stupid fucking sign. I covered it up with a photo of Gavin, who looks like one of the Hansen brothers. What did we call that shirt? What's it called? The Threshold of Pain. The hierarchy of pain, I think. The hierarchy of pain.

It's basically just... It's not something you've said. Yeah, it's just weird noises that we've made when we shoot people. And Michael's kind of classified what each one means. Yeah, Michael went on Reddit one day and posted a huge description of what. You got a ton of bullshit. And now that's the official time. Yeah, so anyway

It's a long sleeve shirt, which is great because it's supposed to get cold tonight. I think in Austin Yeah, it's been lovely. That's awesome. Really really nice. So ACLs going on which is like the big Austin City limit to the week as a Yeah, now now it's expanded to weekends. I feel like nobody who actually lives in Austin goes to ACL. Yeah. Nope. Well, Miles and Aaron went, nobody who lives in Austin goes to ACL. It's like, it's the great thing.

Everyone loves it. But it's like, oh, fuck that. Avoid that part of town at all costs. It's like, South By is coming like that too. Now it's like, South By is so big and stupid. Do you guys know any of those? Do you guys know anything? I go to South By.

The only thing I've been to is fun fun fun fest last year. My favorite band of all time is playing fun fun fun fest this year. Which band is that? This member of the band? But I will not go because I don't want to deal with the crowds. Oh come on. They're right here on your front door. They broke up years ago and they had a reunion show in Washington DC and I like them so much I paid for a flight and I went to Washington DC just to watch them perform and now they've come to you and now they've come to Austin but because they're part of this music festival I won't go watch it. How many bands are like that that you would pay money to fly somewhere? One just one that's it. Do you guys have any

bands like that? No. I told Katie if Daft Punk plays in America I will fly us wherever it is to go see him Have you hear us as in sync? Jesus Christ, right thanks Kara. Thank you Kara interrupted my ear to tell me that I've seen I've seen videos and it looks fucking insane videos. I know I've literally seen like like cell phone camera videos Why haven't you been to any performance and they don't play they haven't played like six or seven years, right? Yeah, I think they're doing a show in France and that's like the first tour that's the first concert they've done in like five or six years ago.

Well I'm not in France this is America. But I've got to buy two tickets. That's expensive. Just gonna be like watching a video. Let her pay her way. What are you a bum? Jesus. I don't see how it's gonna be any different. You could just watch because it's not them. It's not how is it not gonna be any different because you're watching two random guys in a suit Played off pung's music. How do you know that because it's not them? They don't tour. Yeah, they say do tour It's not the real guys under it is. No, it isn't

Give me prove that's it better in the end. That's my point nobody cares. You might as well just watch the video My ex boyfriend went to a deaf punk show in Montreal and inside it was the coolest experiences Yeah, exactly. I know I heard that every single person I've talked to about. It's not so much about the like, is that why you broke up with him? No. It was cooler than being with you. Shut up. Literally seen deaf punk with the best thing of my life. You're okay. You're okay. Well, anyway, the last word that it was the pyramid tour, I've seen clips of it and it just looks fucking insane. And and so if they do if they do another tour in America. I'm absolutely Can you take me instead of Kayy? No, oh?

She's much prettier than you are. She's giving me the finger right now. Oh, that's rude. That's really rude Maybe it's because you call her K.E. Kitey Croxed anyway like yeah, I will absolutely go see them. What are they playing in France? Anyway, like, yeah, I will absolutely go see them. What are they playing in France? Sometime the next month or two, I think. Oh, wow. It's pretty soon then.

Yeah. Like I saw, the only reason I know that is because someone showed a photo of like a lineup of bands and they were on it. So I like some celebrity like tweeted it from some from France, I guess. Anyway, about this before, but Gus and I said that we're both not like into live music. Yeah. Like I'll go to a show, but it's I don't enjoy it that much more being there than I would just I was the exact same way but I saw girl talk fun fun fun fun and that was hot

I'm so jealous I was really really good just like the experience of watching that dude just dance around with a hundred girls and just shouting random crap and then mixing two good songs together when is that guy gonna put out the next album I know it's been forever he's doing every he had the last month 2010 Yeah, yeah, he did every other year He was six eight ten and now and now it's gonna be 14 and nothing's coming. Yeah, it was early in ten Wasn't it wasn't it like? Not animals. What was the last one? Oh, day all day. Oh, the previous one was feet the animals previous one was Yeah, so

Yeah, I'm ready for a new girl talk out the stuff that he was doing live was mostly new stuff Which would be top on a album? I heard the Michael Jackson dapple punk remix. It was like get lucky and I don't forget what Michael Jackson song I want to say something. I like girl talk. I like like the mashup of music. I'm sick of video mashups. Like what? I don't know. I have no idea what just happened. Give me an example of this. So, like, you literally confused it.

Why don't you talk to us? We're on the pod. Yeah, they're normally having important stuff to say. They don't think that was intended. So, like, for example, you watch like a movie trailers that are recut to be something else. Yeah. Like the shining stuff. Like the shining stuff. Like the shining stuff. else. Yeah, like like the shining as a Romantic comedy or whatever. Yeah, that was funny because that was the first one And now it happens all the fucking time. Can we just stop with that? There was a toy story record. Well, there was a dream one that was really funny. Well recently

There was like the the Game of Thrones high school. Oh, God. Oh, I'm sorry. That was actually a live action thing So I'm thinking of but there was like Game of Thrones sign filled Oh, I'm sorry that was actually a live action thing so I'm thinking of but there was like game with their own sign filled And it's just like okay, guys just stop. I'm done with this. Yeah See stuff like that. I imagine that's like, you know college kids in their editing class Like I've got an idea for my my project for my final class for my final whatever. It's like that's that kind of stuff That's what I see and I think of yeah, so Anyway, I'm just done with it Done you're done with a lot of stuff. Yeah's what I see and I think of. So anyway, I'm just done with it. Done. You're done with a lot of stuff. Yeah. I'm an old cramudge in that health. So I've

a random question. Have you ever seen yourself on video and seen like a flaw that you had that you didn't realize you had until it was like on the screen? No, but that's because I've been on video for like many years now has done was that sounds like I've seen my face enough time you you actually have less stuff going on now than when you first did it I was watching I don't know why probably like a few months ago I was watching the raw footage from the Apple switch Oh, yeah, and you like twitchy you like wait, which year like when you just stand there you'd just be like One more energy, you know, it like random. And that you just stand. You know why? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, It's like my like let's move along the word so it's like all right and then we'll keep going and then but now

I've listened to him like holy shit. I said I was like 50 fucking times I think aside from Ray shout and let's play you the only one who says the same thing. Yeah in every hour I say well as far as news goes this week. Oh, yeah Well, that's just like part of the show. I guess so but yeah, I mean I say what's up guys in every single video I do but that's not like a like a Filler for time. Yeah, like saying all right. Yeah, that's not like a tick like it like saying saying all right is like me Just like that's a weird thing I do and I catch myself saying it so much. Have you noticed anything about yourself physically? I'm with my leg a lot But I always I already need that like me being in bed with me must be the worst thing ever

Yeah, I imagine that is the best You heard it your first. Devon free. Being in bed with me must be the worst thing ever. I'm absolutely correct. Yeah, I don't doubt that. Harry and Smolteness. And just like, immediately.

Non-stop play. Just immediately. Not even in yet. The sheets are just wet. Don't ask. Jesus. Jesus. Oh. I told you about that time where,

well, after the surgery, I kind of had an incident. Well, you peed the bed. Maybe I haven't heard the other thing. Oh. When else comes out here dick? And it's wet. Blood?

Because I can't. Discharged? That was worth it just to see your animal be I couldn't munk it for like six weeks are you poor thing yeah you had surgery on your ball yeah so it's understandable see even understand a ball lots of seem subtle way to work your way around so I the reason I asked this question is because I was watching some of the raw footage from the gauntlet and when they're interviewing me I'm looking straight at the camera. I realized one of my eyes is a little bit lazy. Just a little bit and I've never noticed this before. I don't think that's the case. No one goes that way.

No, it's probably when you're looking at something and you're focusing that happens. When your eyes are going to be a little offset also you have like a natural tilt to your head that you just don't recognize like I'll look at photos And I'll see one eyes lower than the other but it's like it's a natural little subtle tint like tilt to your head really or to my head I know like If you're at a slide angle from something and you're looking at it it'll look like your cross-eyed If you're really not if you watch the fields of the week TV for some reason we looked off camera instead of in the lens So we're all just like Frame it's like it's not enough to be a natural looking and it's like like there's no voice off camera that we're talking to you

It's just for some reason we're not looking at the frame. It's like okay, so one of my eyes is not lazy One of the first things I do every time I sit down to an interview and they're filming me, like the interviewer will start and I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Am I giving answers to you? Or am I giving answers to the camera? Yeah. Like, oh, whichever you want, like no, no, no, no, no, tell me. Let me ask something.

This will prove whether you're kind of lazy eye to cross side. Did Dan try to bang you when he came to Austin? That's like physically or like verbally did he come on to you and yes, he did yeah, Dan was trying to bang you Like he was coming on to me in a like flirty way, so then he was trying to bang you He tried to bang everything that had a vagina while he was here So he did try to bang He is really into cross-eyed girls. And he's just over a minute and whenever I call him out, he gets so flaky, embarrassed about it.

But his first girlfriend was the most cross-eyed girl I've ever seen. Just like proper like this. And I was like, she's totally cross-eyed dude She's not body, but how do you know if she's looking and she's like no she's not and then like they broke up And he was looking back through pictures on Facebook and he was like she's cross-eyed in every single picture of us We've ever been together then he got with some new girl And I was like then you must be just taking the piss because she's even more And that's like no no no no no she's not piss because she's even more cross-eyed than the last one. And that's like, no, no, no, no, no, she's not. She's totally normal.

And then they went and saw a movie at 3D, and she put on the glasses. She's like, 3D just doesn't work for me. She can't take it out. No. What? What? What?

And then I was like, Dan, she looks in two directions. She's completely cross-eyed again. Remember the whole bit where Gus was like, we don't want like talking about people who aren't on the puck He's not head long enough. I'm just gonna talk about us tonight Like I said like like I wish he's so cross-eyed that like 3D fields were reversed like admitted a one like into a 1D movie for some reason Like this movie is just a giant dock. This doesn't make any sense But he hates it when he bring it up, but he has had three cross-site girls. Jesus.

In the last two years or so. And he was hitting on a fourth, so he just doesn't look at their eyes. So is there a fetish site for that on the internet? Cross-site-slets.com is bound to be. There's gotta be. If cross-site-slets.com does only to a photo of Gavin by the internet, I'll be very, very upset. What a spitch of that. Get to it internet.

Jesus Christ. You saw gravity, right? can we don't have 3d movies now. You see it? I see it I saw her hasn't but other yeah Holy shit. No, we want to spoil it. Yeah, holy shit that movie I'll just say the first shot of that movie is incredible So everyone talks about how the first shot is like you know a 16 long or it's like super long Yeah, but it's cheating. There's visual effects like they pan from one to another I have it to have a shot that long. It doesn't mean you actually have to film it one right it means just the camera move is one shot Yeah, right one big long move. Yeah, you were saying like you were

It's jarring yeah, the children's first like 15 minutes to a completely different angle And it's like whoa, I think that was the first cut but I know movie, but you know This is the same director who did children a man and we had that really long we talked about it I was like in the Quran and that was all one camera like that was one take I don't think I think I worked multiple times they did it they did it several times there were two different there were two different scenes that movie that were long takes yeah like the car scene where like they're going back and yeah and then the battle one they also did a thing where blood sprayed on the lens and they would over about a minute fade it out so it wasn't there anymore yeah the where they're going back and then the battle one. They also did a thing where blood sprayed on the lens

and they would over about a minute fade it out, so it wasn't there anymore. Yeah, the blood's gone. The battle I think was like three or four shots that they combined into one shot. So they would get past a wall and then that would be a cut. Honestly, technology now, visually gravity was one of the coolest things I've ever seen.

And I'm totally convinced now. Usually I watch movies and I just think how is that done? I I was just totally in the moment. I'm not there in space. Yeah, yeah, so I got a little annoyed because you know that guy Neil de Grace Tyson. Yeah, yeah, he Bitched about the movie gravity non-stop on Twitter because it wasn't realistic He had like 15 tweets in a row about how it didn't make sense and I was like come on dude Just I mean, I guess he's upset. It's like you're watching the science fiction movie not a science fact movie Give us a fucking grace and let people yeah, yeah science of course a science fiction

Let you say the size of the movie. Yes, absolutely that sci-fi is it as opposed to this? It's not a fucking documentary Doesn't sci-fi usually like have some sort of supernatural element. It's not real. No. It doesn't, sci-fi usually have some supernatural element that's not real. No. No. It's science fiction. It's science fiction. So fiction involving science. So a guy, a scientist, mixing chemicals could be a sci-fi movie. If he became a superhero, yes.

What? He's mixing chemicals. It's like something happens to him. Superhero movie. What are you saying like the rock is sci-fi? I'm saying, have a piece. So would you call him a gravity a superhero movie? No, I'm saying that that could have happened that could happen within our physical world

okay you know being told you're talking about science fantasy okay what what we will let me give us someone mixing chemicals to turn to a super super superhero that could happen in our physical world no that's what the exact opposite what i'm saying you just said that i'm saying gravity could have happened bound by the laws of our physics now According Neil de Grace Tyson He was very vocal about it. All right telecommunication satellites orbit at a totally different level than the space shuttle and the ISS Which would not be visible?

I can see him getting pissed off though. That's like like you've been it's like it's making people excited about science when I was a kid I watched a fucking stupid as movie called space camp where these guys have kids get sent to space It's the least realistic thing movie in the world But it made me excited about science and about space as a kid Don't you want those movies? It's like don't shit on this stuff when it's obviously making people excited about the space program and the things that we're doing I mean, I understand that to some level like when when people say like, you know, like video games, like when you see people talking about video games who don't know anything about video games,

and it's like, god damn it, that's not what happens. You know, that's not the real thing. I can understand being upset about stuff. Like when I hear in the radio people calling in a radio shows and like, oh, that Grand Theft Auto is teaching people how to shoot people. And it's like, no, no, it's not, you know, but they see something so general,

they assume that's what it is. I can understand him being pissed off, a scientist seeing science related things not not accurate But I feel like he's being very short-sighted about again. It's like yeah It's something that makes people excited about science and even though it's not a hundred percent accurate Yeah, it's telling a story and it's a good gateway In this case it's not a negative connotation like there are no negative things coming out. People kind of think about space because of it. Right. Right. And the interest of space is going to be...

It's a movie that I feel does a good job of being like a science fiction movie that's appealing to a wide audience, of both men and women. I feel like it's the kind of movie that a little girl could watch and be excited about, and say that she wants to be an astronaut, or she wants to learn about space stuff. And there's not a lot of movies that do that. There's plenty of opportunities for little boys but not a lot for girls and I'm happy about that. Something about the gender inequality shit. Yeah, something about that shot of, it's not spoiler, it's mostly in the trailer but where stuff is just hitting all their

stuff. Stuff is hitting all this stuff. Yeah, they're on a thing and debris is just back in the other. Something about that shot on a thing and debris is just back in the hell out of it. Something about that shot and the fact that there's no sound in space and just seeing all that stuff silently just tear through it. That was amazing. Even though it was like dead silent, the sound design of that movie was so fucking good. You could, if that had all the sound effects that Michael Bay would have been... Oh, it would have been a quarter of as effective. Yeah.

Well, just in fact, there's like stuff was moving so far. But yeah, but you hear it like when she's like, you know, she has like a drill or something, you can hear like the, like, a little, like, a little vibration in her shoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As opposed to like the sound of what she's touching. That's all you hear meanwhile, like, just crazy shit going on. That's like a big reason I said that people should watch it in 3D and And the reason it makes sense in 3D is because there's all this catastrophe happening. And you really need that depth to be able to see it.

It's like it's happening in the background, but it's important. And it really gives you that sense of where it all is. I personally hate 3D, but I totally am cool with 3D. Same here as movie. I heard the same criticism, not criticism. Compliment of that movie all around was that, like this is how they do 3D, this is how you're supposed to do 3D in the movie.

The Avatar was good, but still, the Avatar to me didn't necessarily get better because of this movie definitely does. Yeah. Also, there's a couple of scenes early in the movie where it switches to first person. Oh yeah. And that's freaky as shit.

It is so goddamn crazy. They're coming like just wide wide shots. Where it starts like rotating. And it's like fucking like even in normal theaters, like god damn that feels like. Do you think they have a show time tonight? I really want to go see this. That first show where she becomes detached

and just starts tumbling away. Yes. I was actually just like, oh my. I had to look away for a bit. That is terrifying. You only have 2D. Oh, you definitely watch your 3D. It's also only like a 90 minute movie. Yeah,. Yeah, you still have your 3d glass clip. Yes

Yes, I need to get one of those they're great So yeah, someone who listen to the podcast said it to me. It's a real D3D glasses clip on so you can just like It's like the 3d lenses you just clip them on your existing glasses. Yeah, nothing is more frustrating than having to put the glasses over my glasses. I think it's the worst thing for me to see them. That person is watching the podcast. Hey! Something about that, that just initial destruction though. The fact that it's just as peaceful when their world is being ripped apart than when there's nothing going on, is just really creepy. Like, something could come out, like 50,000 miles an hour, and come right past her head,

she wouldn't even notice. Yeah, yeah, that's the best part. I've never been more aware of my own breath than I have in that movie. The end of the movie really is one thing. Oh my god. Oh my god. Let's just be okay, let's be fine.

I like Ed Harris's contribution to the movie as well, which is fun. Ed Harris has to be in every scene. Oh yeah, yeah. So that's not a spoiler, you're season of the cast. I'd be interested to know how much of the screen was CG at one time. Like, were they actually in suits against green screen or was it just their face on a CG suit? I have no idea. It was so convincing.

There's some stuff like when, when, you know, Santa Bullock is just floating around, it looks so good. I'm like, how do they pull that shit off? Like, I mean, a lot of it has to be practical. So, I don't know if they're like suspended. I read a lot of it has to be practical so I don't know if they're like suspended like yeah I sometimes I read a lot of it was practical But I heard a lot of times I'll actually be shooting up and like dangling someone above So it gives like the floating look but even then it's like man that stuff looks so good so Anyway, I would recommend Santa Bullock like she looks good like how old is she now 49 Jesus wow?

That's awesome. She has good legs on her. I hope I look like that one Yeah, they said fetal position shot. Yeah, yeah That's awesome. She has good legs on her. I hope I look like that one. Yeah, they said fetal position shot. Yeah, yeah That's just like yeah Blaine looked at oh back in here him shouting at me from the other room. Yeah, that's that moment of just like panic panic panic Damn look at his legs Okay, well we're we're at about time. We should are we wrap this up. Yeah, all right But yeah, gravity great movie. You should definitely watch it It I think it's the most the highest opening weekend for any October movie ever 55 million dollars. It's great great movie great movie

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