Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #240

Episode Date: October 15, 2013

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Hello. So it's Columbus Day and also connected. Is it really Columbus Day? Yeah. It's Columbus Day and we're celebrating the Canadian holiday. What? So enjoy some food. We got some, we got a lovely spread here of traditional food.

Sorry, we couldn't get the Poo team. People were asking me, Karen and Guest were both asking me what traditional Canadian Thanksgiving food was. And I'm just like, same thing as every holiday everyone ever celebrates is turkey and mashed potatoes and all that That's a ham. That's a dried up Wonderful piece of ham there. Just remind you of the food you had to eat during gawd or during immersion. Yes. Oh, yeah Those turkey legs. Yeah, I can't give you some of that. Do you want to leg? Yeah Are people people aren't so big on Columbus Day anymore? Are they? Uh, I heard someone calling it a fashion. Someone uh, I heard someone refer refer to today as explorers day. Oh really? Yeah, because Columbus did all that genocide crap. Yeah, I think it was murder. It was every was rapist Wow

This murder is all of it. None of it was good. I know it didn't really Discover America. You think it was any indies, right? That's where he Canada Indies right that's where he Canada I did that for Canada. Yeah, thank you. We appreciate it as a country. It's really good guys dig in I thought the Vikings discovered it Brandon which I think a lot of people discovered America over the course I don't know what the people fucking lived here. Yeah, I mean the people lived here for fucking 15,000 years I didn't start start that though.

Right, that's why they discovered it. Yeah, but I just like to find the Columbus and celebrate. It's like, hey, look why discovered. There's always people here already. It's just, it doesn't make any good, damn sense. Just like a true American, he took credit for it. All right, it's something to do with it. We also have a selection of October fest beards as well.

Because it's October. Because it's October. Because it's October. That's a German thing, right? Yeah, sure. Why not? Didn't we have October fest in Austin recently? There was an October fest in Fredericksburg a couple of weeks ago that Bernie invited me to go out there with him.

His mics are not very conducive to eating. But then we do October fest for one week in in Fredericksburg. It's weird. You know, it's really weird. It's like October fest for two days. It's weird. You know, I tell that was really weird. It's like, yeah, October 1st for two days. It's good, right? Yeah. It definitely was a turkey at one point.

I don't think there's a lot of Germans who live here anymore. There's a lot of like German settlers, right? I mean, that's why we have Schlitterbahn, obviously. Is that why we have Schlitterbahn? Yeah, it is. It is. It's German for slippery road, right? Was either one you told you that?

No, fucking living in Texas for 30 years taught me that. Oh, no, I just taught some people that like recently, but you might have been one of them. Oh, give me some of the potatoes. Oh! So, Thanksgiving is late this year.'re like real Thanksgiving is like really late. It's like November 28th or something. They're usually like a week in between American Thanksgiving and like Cyber Monday or Black Friday.

Black Friday is the day after Thanksgiving. Yeah. Oh, there's like someone said that we're losing a week. We're losing a week of holiday shopping because the Thanksgiving fall so late in November this year. It's literally like two days before the end of the month. Instead of where it could be theoretically the week before. Is that my first probably on a Friday or something? Yeah, I think it is.

Yeah, November first is about it. And shit, daylight savings doesn't kick until November 3rd. Like it's already fucking dark a shit in the morning. And I looked it up so I was like surely we got to be fixing this right I remember Halloween a few years ago Daylight savings was on Halloween night and so we were out of the bars 2 a.m. We're like oh She we have to go home and all of a sudden so one again. Yeah So do bars stay open they do right yeah, they stay over that extra hour. That's nice. It's awesome We're we're gonna be doing a a stream for extra life on that night. Usually it's a 24 hour stream, but this time it's a 25 hour stream because that extra hour.

It's on November 2nd. November 2nd from 8 a.m. to 8 a.m. on November 3rd. All 25 hours. Yes. Yeah, so I think Jack had a journal about that. Yeah, we have a team on extra-life.org. If you search for Jack Batillo as a player you're gonna find our team. So you should register or search for Rooster Teeth, right? I tried that you can only search for players You can only search for players. Okay, so search for Jack Batillo two to use two Ls

My shot one big O or just check out his journal on the Rooster website So I'm happy to see that we're we're taking part in that and expanding what we do a little bit more. So are you going to take part in it at all? Anybody here going to take part in it at all? Yeah. I'm probably going to be there for a really big portion of the time just to filter in questions from the community and stuff. Not necessarily.

Yeah. Where is it? We're going to do it right on the podcast set. Is it the weekend? Yeah. You're going to do it? Sure. What about you, Brandon? Right on the podcast set. Is it the weekend? Yeah. Yeah. You gonna do it? Cool.

What about you, Brandon? I don't know. You made it? Wow. Wow. Wow. Are you gonna do a guess? No.

No. You make us look like assholes. The minister in law is getting married that weekend. I just wanted you to have to answer. I already knew that, but I just wanted to hear you. I'm not gonna be here I'm gonna be able to fucking waiting. What? For all 25 hours? Did you? when you were trying to make us feel like assholes? Did you just remember or was

25 hour event and you're gonna be a wedding round the corner. You're like maybe they won't ask me We're here supporting kids hospitals and you're hey, I signed up. I raised money On the website I signed up as a player on the rest of the team if you don't want to search for Jack You can also search for Gus Sarola a much more handsome member of the resty. It's very true Yes, like Corolla but not at all for Jack you can also search for Gus Sarola. Much more handsome member of the RST team. And very true. So are O-L-A. Yes. Yes. Like Karola, but not at all. Hey, O.

Now I'm going to talk about that. So come on, man. Yeah, I got to do Pokemon. I'm talking about that in a bit. I'm talking about something else first. You guys image awesome. The other day I was reading through Reddit, and I saw that there was a porn star doing an AMA.

And it was the. Which one? Assa Akira, she's an Asian porn actress. And so I was reading through like the questions and the answer she gave and someone asked her, is there anything you won't do in porn? And she said, leave it there.

She won't do anything that degrades Asian culture. Okay. And I thought that's an interesting way to think about it. So it made me think, it made me think about porn. And why thought that's that's an interesting way to think about it. So it made me think it. It made me think about porn. And why it made me wonder why is it that porn is the last place where racism is okay. But everything is okay and porn. Like every taboo is just like everybody except like all right, it's okay. It's like that is a punny title. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, racist wise. Like you'll always hear a lot of like stereotypes not like Stereotypes, not like between names and forms.

We're not endorsing it. And then like, stereotypes that are reinforced through porn. I found an article that talked about it that will link in the link to. But it's like, if it's like, if it's an interracial couple, like the comments are always made about the non-white participant.

It's true. Oh, see, there it is. And also, it's's like minority porn actors and actresses are not paid as much as their white counterparts. Really? Yeah. Is that cause white people watch porn and other people don't? I don't know but it's like it's so weird that like the last place where it's like kind of still okay is in porn. There's 30 years behind everybody else. It's like there is literally a porn star who will put stuff in her butt but she wants to raise this else. It's like, there is literally a porn star who will put stuff in her butt, but she wants to raise this stuff.

It's like, like, then she has to make that line. It's like, yeah, I'll do anything except for Rachel. We've all been there. That makes sense. Because racism isn't okay. Ain't it, is? Yeah. So then, so then I, and reading, and reading the AMA.

It's Gavin's philosophy as well. I have something about that. Also, in reading that AMA, I realized that she has a podcast. And it's like, okay, I got to about that. Also, in reading that AMA, I realized that she has a podcast. And I was like, OK, I got to listen to this and see what it's about. So it's like her and some other dude, the other dude talks most of the time. And I was listening to their most recent episode. And they had another port star on as a guest and they were interviewing her.

And they said there are 1,400 billionaires in the world. 1,400 billionaires. Do you think there are more billionaires in the world? Or people who've had two dicks in their ass at the same time Two dicks and ass. Yeah, thank you Barbara. Thank you. I don't think it's close No, I would think it'd be close It's not really I think that's what's called Barbara fair three dicks. That's close see what you're talking about that And let's just know you talk about 2800 dudes who don't mind rubbing another knob with their cock in an ass

In America only in the world in the world. Yeah, would you easily put your penis against another penis if it was in a go I Don't think so. No. What if she was like the hottest girl you could think of No, I don't think so. My thing isn't so much. But that's part of the logistic and the planning aspect. But you've got to be able to find out. Maybe I'm wishing I'm wishing watching out. I feel like maybe there are probably more than 400 people who've done that.

Yeah, I don't think it's so much what you want to do. What you don't want to do. I think you just run out of stuff. I think it's just like we're going to be here for a while. We need it. We got to try some new things. They're just going to get repetitive. Does that make sense? What porn? No, no, no, if it's like, you're gonna be porn. Like you they've done everything right? I can't

think of anything else that they could do. Has there been zero G porn? Rule 34. I think they tried to do it in the vomit comment, but they weren't allowed or something. There's had to be zero G porn. Why? I don't know how, but it exists. Maybe like they're on strings or something. to be zero G point. Why? I don't know how, but I exist. Maybe like their own strings or something. That's not zero G. Like it's not legit zero G, but like cinematic zero G. Some sort of porn with some wire fighting maybe.

Why don't you zero G would have. What are they doing in space? Huh? What are they doing in space? Usually like rocks and stuff. No, I mean like like, you guys have to spend like a year and a half in space and not like. It's funny you ask, I just read through something else a little while ago, like right before he came on the podcast, I just read, there was another like AMA type thing on Reddit where someone asked that.

Well, like how do you munk it? Yeah, I think Miles has a comment. 10 astronauts jack off. It seems like he would hurt. And what we're going to prep for you. But so someone who's actually been on the space station said that yeah and even when you're on the space station there are areas where you can have quiet time to yourself.

What's the system? Yeah. Where does your stuff go? I guess you have to collect it. It probably starts like flying all over the place. Yeah, I mean that's pretty. No, because it's like a vacuum. So you go to the bathroom. You just put it on the end of your knob. Yeah, it's like like a like a special toilet You sit in talk about a blowjob Because it's blowing something it's sucking. Oh, oh, although I guess a blowjob the same thing. Yeah. Oh, yeah It's just it's reverse blowing blew my mind. Yeah, are we ready for them over there? All right, so I guess miles you have something to say about this. Okay on the topic of zero G porn

I know that there has been underwater porn where they have like respirators and shit And then there's been Like when you you know like when you get in a plane and it goes up and up and up and then it goes down really really fast Nobody floating momentarily. Comment comment. That's been done. Is that what that's called vomit comment? See I do it so see it's yeah, no, it's that they've been done to the extent that it can't be done How do you know this? Because I have the internet so wait you've seen you've seen vomit comment porn. I haven't seen it But I know it's out there. Oh, all right. Could you do some research for us? I'll get right on that. Okay. Could you not change your shirt?

change your shirt it's fine he's fine he's got a dark green shirt Brandon you're talking about punny punny titles for porn what is the what is the best porn title you've ever seen? I have horrible memory but there are all of these like there i don't know who writes that stuff but it's like the best writers or the best writers in hollywood i feel like like their side job is just writing funny porn names

i feel like that's a lost art though Like their side job is just writing funny porn names It's I feel like that's a lost art though. Now it's all like so it's a triple X parody I don't know if it's a parody title or if it's actually real, but I like in Diana Jones It's saving Ryan's private real Sometimes sometimes they have really, really good taglines. My favorite one was for my buddy's 18th birthday, we took him to a porn shop because there's fucking nothing else you can do when you turn 18.

So we took him there and the favorite one that we found was Battle of the Monster Cox. And the tagline was, no matter who wins, she loses. That is, hands down the worst and best title follow-up tagline. I've ever seen Porto she's never who in she loses My favorite part of this is Carrie giggling on the side of podcast here Plorable Carrie like someone yeah, it does that's all that's a good. We're gonna talk to you guys again here in a set in just a second So you know those guys were over at New York Comic Con.

And I definitely wanted to hear from you guys how that went. But did you hear the thing that happened with New York Comic Con in Twitter? Yes. Attendees registered. And when they registered, they had the opportunity to link their Twitter account to make the process easier for picking up their badges.

And then as a result of that, the New York Comic Con started taking control of their accounts and issuing fake tweets as those people. Yeah, I know. I know. I have a Greg Miller. Greg Miller, Brian Crescentay, Harry Noles, all had tweets go out that they did not author. They were all like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, So much to see so awesome and then the next day in New York Comic Con Issued a statement via Twitter that was like we disabled this up to any feature for everyone No need to worry it's like not even an apology nothing just like seriously So it's just the kind of thing that they should have read it when they linked that they would post Yeah, but I mean you sign into stuff with Twitter. I used to be worried about that But it says what the like access grants it and it'll be like it could read your tweet to get post for you

It could do this this and this book that dude if it ever says it could post for you I always deny know anything like I would never give that password to anybody. I mean you don't know who works It didn't give them the password. It's just like an API authorization, you know Yeah, but they could they could write something like Horrible. Yeah, so then the solution was to go into your settings on the Twitter website and then revoke access to them You couldn't even do it through the app on your phone. You had to go through the website in order to get it done So that was it was Crazy and the thing to me is near Comic-Con is a sold-out show. It's like why

Why are they doing this and it would the even funnier thing was if you searched hashtag NYCC It was just like a wall of the same tweets. Yeah Do you think the fallout from that is worse than what they got out of it? Like in the end of the day was it worth doing I think it was because I think it only affected a few People with a large amount of followers, but for the most part I don't think people and after a day people didn't give a shit anymore Yeah, cuz most people who attend aren't you know like a Greg Miller or people with you know tons of Twitter followers just people who tweet to their friends and they don't care They're probably happy that just tweet went out tagging them as being at your comment. What did the link go to they were like it went to the New York Comic Con Facebook page

Filthy play that Bright light coming from over there. So we got the the guys who were there at New York in setup will be at them just a minute But we wait a good time. You and I went to New York Comic Con like two years ago with Michael and Chris. That's where the ice cream stories animated adventure came from. Yeah. That was also what happened. Yeah, Kevin.

Yeah, Kevin. We also Kevin the drug dealer. That's where Gus arm wrestled Michael. And then our wrestled Barbara and arm wrestled me and one. That's right ladies that was right before I actually came to Rupert's teeth so I like knew I was being hired but I didn't actually start at the office yet yeah it was like a month before yeah they're good to go all right so we're gonna talk to Monti Miles and Kerry who were actually out there representing Rupert's teeth

is Monti awake great What's your time guys? So how was New York Comic Con? Fucking crazy. There was a lot more people than I think New York Comic Con was prepared for. Yeah. That sort of felt like a event we went to. I just felt like, I don't know, I expect to see that many people in San Diego, but not in New York.

I don't know why. Every single see that many people in San Diego, but not in New York. I don't know why. Every single escalator in New York. I hear everybody was having an awesome time though. Yeah, I saw lots of great tweets about the show. Yeah, we actually got in trouble for having two big of a line, which is like the best problem you could ever have. Yeah. So thank you to everyone who came out to CS, and sorry if we did not get a chance to see

you. Yeah, our booth was at the front of the hall and the line stretched to the back of the hall. Wow, so like four people lied, I don't know. Yeah. So like it was like a straight line down the platform. Yeah. Then it looked like a line. It looked like it looked like if you took a picture of it, you looked like you were just taking a picture of Comic Con. Yeah. Yeah. It would have been funny if you guys had gone and tried to get in line. I can first go to the line but like what's this line for? Oh, okay. Cool. I actually had to walk through it and people were like, uh, and they're just,

you know, and then they know Yeah, you posted a vine I think of that entire line or like clump of people Yeah, the line was only six seconds long Well, I mean he just kind of like raised the camera up so you could see everybody waiting But it was like four rows thick, I think. Yeah, it was so apparently at some point during the weekend Security was like all right. this line is out of control We need to handle it. We need to need to cap it We need to like find out where it's gonna turn all that stuff and then the next day like we show up to the booth and like

There's security everywhere. We have someone at the front of the lines. There's tape. There's a tape everywhere I'm gonna tape but they got tape and then and at some point some dude walks up and is like You know, which one of you guys asked for all of my security guys to be here And we're like, uh, you did because of the line is too ridiculous And each time the security went by you just here on the radio like, uh, what the fuck's going on over it? We're stealing it's fucking zoo down there. Oh, the shit's fucking crazy. Why did it go better that day? So it was nice. I don't know whoever the guy the front line was like stereotypical New York Oh, right. You want to come down get your stuff signed signed by Monty UM. You're going to come in. All right, take the picture.

Beautiful, beautiful. Get out of here with Oscar. That's great. He was like a security guy who's up in there with traffic control. Yeah. It was really cool. Monty UM. And then the panel went great.

Yeah, it was awesome. What did you show? We showed last week's episode and this week's episode coming up. So Steve, you also showed a Chinese dub of Ruby that we found on the internet. That is the greatest thing ever. So that was a little NNAMV. NNAMV, yeah. So it's a fan made AMV?

Yeah, it's pretty cool. To attack on Titan. It's nice. It was a really cool trip. Except everything in New York is fucking expensive. Except 99 cent pizza. How many Ruby cosplayers did you see? Oh man. We're talking about pizza now Barbara. Okay. There's a bunch actually. How many pizza

cosplayers did you see? Not enough. I'm gonna cosplay as pizza. No, just pizza. Yeah, there was. He hugged us. So it was pretty cool. Yeah, spicy. I got let us so Ruby cosplayers a lot There's a lot of Ruby cosplayers. We saw a run cosplayer, which was awesome. Yeah, we saw Yeah, I saw a couple pictures of John we saw a bunch of John Shout out to Dan for making my cosplay. Yeah, we also saw it was the first Ruby in her school uniform outfit Yeah, which is that was pretty cool. Yeah, I's hoping we did that. That's hoping we did that. DVD or the Blu-ray dish or the box there. Which was awesome. Yeah. We wanted to steal the poster that they had.

To hold that was so cool. It's cool feeling. But the Blu-ray was not for sale there yet, right? No, it was just to show off like how you can prove to this. You can pre-order on the side as well. Can Blu-rays have black boxes? I didn't think so, but that was one. It had the blue... It looked really cool.

You had the Blue Raid logo on it. It did, yeah. It was really cool. So I see their favoring as certain character. That's gonna be confusing as shit. Black Raid. Well, I can't believe Blue Raids were with red boxes, so... Oh really?

Red box. I associate that with HD DVD, because they have like the ruined cases, right? I had King Kong. What else? Everybody had King Kong. Streets up. Yeah, we got a lot of street carry made a point Carry and I made a point every day to get one slice of pizza from a different place to find the best Cheapest pizza in New York. That's pretty good. I think it was a tie between Gotham and two bros

Yeah, I don't know so you went to three different pieces of places. Oh Like seven yeah We would go out and have a good time. We'd like oh, I can't believe I ate and drank so much. Oh, what a night. Whoa. I haven't seen that place before one slice of Geez, please it's only 99 cents It's only 99 Did you scope it out though before you bought the pizza? We're like that guy looks he looks really really New Yorkish a little bit But it never deterred us. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I don't think we ever said no to a person How does it compare to home slice pizza because that apparently is supposed to be as close to New York pizza as you can.

It was absolutely the closest to New York pizza. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It was pretty good. I'm pretty sure I've heard this thing where just like bagels and pizza in New York is better, because the bread is better, because the water is better. Yeah, the supposedly home slice ships in water from New York to make their people wide. Yeah.

Okay. Then that's why it's like the closest you can get to. I learned that from you last time I went to home slice Yeah, I'm a fountain of New York water knowledge I think a clean quality water. I've always said that I know and you realize it That's the ultimate and pun making is you just fucking gloss right there. Not actually acknowledge you see who keeps up You just fucking gloss right there. Not actually a no see you see who keeps up Damn it, but yeah, the weekend was pretty awesome We did a few touristy things mainly comic on stuff and then carry bought Pokemon and I didn't see him for the rest of the weekend

So good. What did you get X so what? Game so good. I get X Hey me too. Hey So good well, thanks for joining us guys sounds like you all had a blast welcome back just to add to the previous conversation real quick There is also Skydiving porn Skydiving porn got finished fast interesting. Yeah, I could totally do that. Yeah, not a problem for any of us Just free fall or is it parachute? Yeah, it's it was free fall. I don't I think they stopped before the parachute because that's The most fierce yeah that goes back to our

conversation earlier yeah can you imagine pulling the parachute while you're inside that'd be the most fierce pull out in history yeah I know that's bad that's bad so surely there's some people out there that have gone skydiving that it's seen if they could race their spit to the bottom yeah so sure yeah someone's gotten Conray and Conray and Dono. Oh yeah, well done in the sky. All right, thanks guys. We're out. Someone below is like, I think a bird just shit on me. We are a family friendly chef. No, we're not.

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Delicious. Definitely should check that out. It's awesome, but yeah, it's really good. I didn't realize how many there were, so I looked it up, and there were like six. Yeah, I have a Bible. It's just like, it's like made with that really shitty paper, you know, so it's like you can have like 10,000 pages. Oh, I didn't really tissue-y. Yeah. Super thin stuff. But it looks really nice and cool. Yeah, so I like I couldn't even name them all, I don't think.

It's like the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. So long, thanks for all the fish. The restaurant at the end of the universe. Um, uh, I don't know. I've not read any of these. It's really good. Oh, they're fine. I want to. He has a- The audio book for Hitchhiker's Guide is only like five and a half hours long. Oh, I want you he has a audiobook for hitchhiker's guy It's only like five and a half hours long. Oh really? Yeah, it's not long at all. They're like random sentences that kind of blow your mind a little bit You're like I never thought of it like that That's pretty great. Especially as the series goes on like all these reverts is back to the original book and like kind of tying everything together

The movie was weird. Yeah, I think this this steam-fripe version came out around the same time as the movie Mm-hmm because it has like the cover art that they show in audible is like the same It's very similar to the movie poster. I enjoyed it movie Really had a lion Jim from the office. Yeah, and The head oh Martin Freeman Tim that girl with the stroke face. What's her name? Zoy Day Chanel. Oh, I never heard of it. Yeah, she does that thing. She's always like no, she's a lovely She's all like cutesy in like yeah, she knows but I mean she makes that face. She's lovely No, I'm not saying she's not lovely. She looks like she had a stroke. She sounds like a dude sometimes

I think you think she has a nice voice. It's kind of doodish. Yeah, I look at her. I got a recipe You like to go. What you like duty voices on girls duty? I like the racking girl with a good potty mouth. The raster voice. Oh! It's good, right? Yeah. Yeah.

No? No, I don't know. Her voice kind of bugs me some time. It's better than like super shrilled. That is the worst. Like a real like shrilly girl voices. Yeah. Yeah.

I hate that. Stop it. What? You like that? No, no, no, no, I'm saying like it's like in your head. Yeah, it's like no one actually talks like that. What do you think is the worst accent on the planet Boston? I watched a fogger last night. That's pretty What accent is that that's like a Minnesota? That's like yeah, what was content Minnesota?

That's Atrocious That's a yeah, I doubt everybody from that region listening to the podcast I used to I've talked about it before I used to go to Wisconsin Minnesota a lot for my old job. So I feel like I got used to that accent after spending so much time there. Can you do it? Let's hear it.

No, I can't. I can't do voices. I can't do accents. I'm not. That's why Simmons is my voice. That's why Simmons is my voice. It's kind of good Simmons. Can you do it?

Yes, sir. Can you do an impression of you doing Simmons? Yes sir. There's a great line this year too when they say. Yes sir. Yeah. Somebody asked you like what do you do or what do you do? Oh that's it.

I just did it. That's a really good line. That's like two or three episodes ago. Do you think you could have a whole season of Simmons dialogue just taken from all of them? That's what I say that all the fucking time in a to mild just see different inflections of those like class Yeah, so tell him to write season 12 but using lines you've already recorded you hear that my old season 12 Simmons will only use all lines and all takes like good luck finding all those archives of Yeah, I wonder if he could take the season one stuff and well there that that wasn't filtered was it that was over the phone

No season one stuff not usable mostly season six and on. I was so excited first to say in season 12 you ever wonder why we're here so excited. Yeah we got yeah that was a that's awful all that early stuff is so rough. Let's back like we we've essentially used what's a little different now but we for a long time, we essentially used the same recording software. It's Adobe Audition now, but before it was Adobe Audition, it used to be a program called Cool Edit Pro. It was exactly the same. Adobe bought the people who make Cool Edit Pro,

and they literally just changed the splash screen to say Adobe Audition, and instead of charging, like 40 bucks, they charged like 400. It's literally the exact same thing. I really like the way it sounds because it's really nostalgic for me. Because I started watching Red versus Blue when I was like 14. So the sound of season one is just like,

if it brings back such a good memory. Aren't you the reason it sounds like that? Yeah. Basically, because you were doing your line to Puerto Rico. And since it was international, it sounds so shitty. We had to make everyone else sound like that. Yeah. So everyone's recorded off off the speaker phone.

Yes. I wonder, I don't think Bernie ever put it out, but he had like recording of the whole music when they would try to call me and. It's fucking crazy. And then on holidays, there's only so many phone lines physically running off the island. So on holidays, you would get like all circuits are busy for hours as you keep trying to call over. Was it an episode of ever delayed because of that? No.

The only time there was ever an issue was that one time when we couldn't get Jason recorded his lines in the doors because it was a blackout. Yeah. So yeah, we got Nick to do it instead. That's still one of my favorite talk of lines and it wasn't even just. Oh, I couldn't give you over the sound of what we're team killing. It's really funny. What was the last thing you wanted?

They do sound alike those two. When did you last watch season one, do you think? Uh, in its entirety, it's been a while, I don't know. Uh, yeah, I couldn't even tell you. Probably three or four years, I would imagine. I watch it every now and then, but obviously it's been a while. Just, uh, we just rewatch episode one the other day. Yeah.

We were doing a panel. You said something that was laughing a bunch. Yeah, I was like, wow, that guy's literally watching it for the first time. There was a guy literally in a friend seat holding his stomach and like curled over because he was laughing So hard at the so to one. I feel like everyone else in the audience had seen it a bunch of times So they were like, you know, everyone was still laughing, but this guy was just like having a great time It's where this the only time master chief's ever been referenced in the show, right? I believe so and in the show, right? I believe so. Isn't the trailer.

And in the trailer. Because they talk about the war with the covenant. First mention of cock bite as well. In the trailer. I think the only mention. No, never mind. No, there are other mentions of cock bite. Don't try to out RVB me.

No, you may have been in it. When text is her voice, but the broken-eye voice box. Yeah, you So you bought Pokemon X I did how much have you played I play for 20 minutes Then I remember that hadn't beat GTA yet, so I turned it off and did that have you been GTA? Yeah, I did I beat it I think I'm close. I also saved all the Assassination missions to the end and invested very wisely and now each of my character says 250 million I should have saved my assassination. Yeah, you get

some true and like some of the the increases in percentages like over hundreds so you double your money more than yeah every time. Yeah, I only I did them as I was playing the game so I started playing GTA last week. I've only played about two hours of it though so far. I just realized really late in the game that I could take pictures of all the fucked up stuff I was doing. So I know there was a thing with a train that was going to be really awesome and I remembered. So it's like I was literally trying to take it out really quick and like go to it and like take a picture. They don't make it easy like it's exactly like real life.

I love that you could pull the phone out while you're driving. It's like the D-Pads. You're like obviously distracted while you're driving trying to interact with the phone. I like that it's so subtle but the phone that you see is actually displayed on the phone inPats. You're like obviously distracted while you're driving trying to interact with the phone. I like that it's so subtle but the phone that you see is actually displayed on the phone in the game. Like you know it comes up on the side. But it actually happens the same screen on the phone just really tiny. Because each character has a different interface. Yeah. Doesn't one have like a iPhone one has an Android like they'll have different.

Yeah. Yeah. Most amazing thing happened today. Michael was just idle in GT Online and it was talking to me And I saw I was looking at Michael back to see his screen and he was just stood there and some dude walked up to him Like walk past him and then kind of turned around or walk back and pulled out his phone And then like wriggling around and did a selfie with Michael because Michael's famous and so yeah, and I was like I think that dude just took his picture with you And Michael was like, I think that dude just took his picture with you. Well, he was like, I pulled out an RPG and just blew the crap out of me. Oh, surprise. The other guy walking by didn't kill him.

I feel like anytime you see another player in the audience online, it's just instant death. Because he just wanted a picture. So you just get in a random match? Yeah, yeah. When you go into GA and line by default, I think you just end up in a bunch of people. Yeah, you can make a private session, but for the most part, you end up with people. Sometimes when you get kicked out of I think you just end up in a bunch of people Yeah, you can make a private session But you put the most part in up with people sometimes when you get kicked out of a mission you end up in a public one So you just go around you don't go around killing people leaving and asking for this mission and stuff you can

No, but if we just like hanging out. Yeah, you could totally What seems it's you to yeah, but I thought you just go and like hang out and do stuff and play tennis you can do that I'll be the shit out of Jordan and tennis. Yeah, but I thought you'd just go in like hang out and do stuff and play tennis. You can't do that I'd be the shit out of Jordan and tennis. Oh you did I heard that Grand Theft Auto has the best like tennis game no golf The golf in Grand Theft Auto is amazing top spin is the best tennis game. It was Eric for I'll take you on the tennis and puzzle fighter. We still haven't played puzzle fighter I'd prefer to play some golf though I'll show some golf Eric from xx4 said that the Tennyson Grand Theodoros is like the best tennis video game he's ever played.

Bullshit, Topspin. Tennyson is not that great in Grand Theodoros. It's passable. I guess in comparison to every like Tennyson video game that you can get on its own. I don't know. I haven't played a lot of fucking tennis games but I was like the characters are kind of swimming. Like you have any of those play Tennyson Grand Theodoros? I haven't.

Like you move around and they're like there's like there's a big jump between where they can be you have a lot of leeway You can actually only swing too early then you can swing again. Yeah, also it's like if you just hold a swing button down Your character waits until the balls right there and then they swing yeah It's like you don't have to time it so it's kind of bullshit. I'm thinking of making it because recently I made a video that was just showed It's like thirty thirty five different ways to die in GTA. Yeah, and I just put it up without any commentary because I feel like if a waste Yeah, I feel like it's easier for audiences to watch a video that like for an audience that doesn't know about us It's easier for them to start with a video that doesn't have commentary So it's more for that reason and it did work like 900 I've got like 900,000 views. My next video I want to make is going to be called some like Trevor Phillips

nicest dude in the world. And it's just going to be a compilation of all the shittiest things that Trevor does throughout the game. Did you see the worst stuff? Yeah, that's point. Like step, you know. I always do the nice things if I can. Like do you do return like someone's bike gets stolen or like the money gets stolen? You return it. I hate, I don't like being mean. I like running over the people who try to get the theft though. Oh, yes. Yeah.

Did you see that video that Greg from IGN put out with the real life voice actors for Michael Trevor and? I saw the photo. I didn't see the video. Yeah, it was really good. It's amazing how much they are like the likeness is here to the game. Yeah. It's just like it's weird seeing them actually interact like.

I think they had a patent in your comic con as well. They must have, yeah. That's where the interview is done. The actor who played Roman in GTA IV put out a video where if you paid him, yeah, but he was making fun of the guy that played Nico for demanding more money. Oh, was that a thing? Yeah, he wanted, after the game was out and became popular, he wanted more compensation. Cause he only made $100,000. And he said because the game made so much money, he deserved more of that. And all the other things. He should have said that up front in his audition. Yeah, that's like fucking negotiate that when you're making

the deal. That's why that guy who played Roma was like, what, pray, okay, I'm going to make a video, make a funny guy a funny guy funny. Yeah, yeah Yeah I didn't play very much you take you didn't but I did finish five I play I play the shit out of GTA online. I'm always playing except now that Pokemon's out. I stopped so Are you playing Pokemon? I haven't played the shit out of some Pokemon. You really have? Yeah I think I'm like eight hours in I didn't think you like Pokemon's I hate it Yeah, I'm saying you would I think I'm like eight hours in. I didn't think you like Pokemon's I hate it I fucking hate that's telling us that lunch day that he like was playing for a couple hours And he wanted to like smash his DS cuz he was so angry no

I want to smash my Diaz cuz someone fucked me on a wonder trade. Oh, I thought it's cuz you hate Pokemon Fuck you can trade You pick a Pokemon and then a random person in the world picks a Pokemon and then you Connect with each other and then trade them without knowing what you're getting. Oh really? Yeah, so I thought I was sending out like a super low level character I was like I'm gonna fuck this person over. They sent me an even lower level character So man, what was it a level three bundle B? I already had like a level 12 bundle be any their fucking level three shit. So I actually enjoying the game. No No, not at all. Who's your favorite Pokemon?

I've really lost the plot with Pokemon after the first 151 you lost the plot here. Let me catch you up You're a little kid you got to catch them There's some trainers and some people you have to be I think I caught all 151 from Pokemon. Yeah It's like I feel like I have to play and I have to finish it because I realize and acknowledge that it's a super huge franchise. People really like it. It's funny. Addictive.

I can't judge it without having played one. Adam bought a DS to play Pokemon. It's like I feel like anyone who likes it is like at this point in nostalgia. Yeah. It's like for having liked it when they were younger, which there's no problem with. Just I cannot jump into it It's interesting that from your point of view of someone who's jumping into X is the first Pokemon game you played So you're finding it not enjoyable at all. It's just like wander around. Oh Pokemon fight. Yeah

All right trainer fight. Yeah, it's just so like what's the point of the story? What am I doing? I was supposed I'm like a little kid Some adult comes and tells me give this later to your mom. You're gonna walk around the world Here you go mom. She's like great. Here's your sleeping bag. Get the fuck out. Okay Swoop I really that eat your own Yeah, I know he's walking around the world or something. I love the story. They've only just moved there Yeah, you're I'm packing. Oh, you're going all right. I love that in the story, they've only just moved there. Like, hey, you're unpacking, oh, you're going? All right, well, I didn't even unpack.

Oh, yeah. See, your relationship with Pokemon, the game is kind of like mine with Madden. I, it made me miserable. It made me like, I hated it, absolutely, but I was so addicted. Like, there are probably about 10 holes in my coffee table from times that I slam my controller onto it.

And one time, you know, it's a Jordan and I lived together for a few months and we were playing online. And I got so pissed off, I started screaming at him. And then I felt really bad and it got a little awkward. And then I think he started letting me win. And I was like, please don't let me win. I feel like it's like, it's just like, you're so good at this game, Brandon. But it made me, and I was addicted to it though. It's like, there's something about being that angry. You like, I guess I eventually destroyed the game. In a fit of rage, I destroyed it. And I never had to play the game.

It was like the fucking ring. It makes me think of that at the end of that one podcast payday, let's play, where you have the angry message from that other guy. I know. Oh god, I guess so. I send people such angry messages. Because they'll do this thing where if you're winning in the last five seconds

They quit and you don't get the satisfaction of the win Did you still get all the experience and points and all that stuff? I don't give a shit about that. Oh, I just care about like the satisfaction and seeing win and then and that's a NBA jam It counts as a loss anyway So I get super angry although I'll do it to people if they're fucking bullshit Do you know that do you think that maybe that guy thought you were bullshit maybe yeah, yeah So who's your favorite original Jim person

Gavin might poke him on original Jim original Jim leader Someone asked on Twitter. Oh, oh It's like it's a random question to ask who was the bird with the the water Pokemon What are you asking me for? Oh, hi, why was I? Ask the bird with all the water Pokemon. There you go Well, because I played Pokemon the other and I had a Pikachu and he was awesome and he just ripped him all apart So that was the best one. So do you have a favorite Pokemon? Do I have a favorite Pokemon?

Nah, nah Snorlax man for this for the egg. Yeah, I do like Squirtle Snorlax is awesome. I've picked a Squirtle it back in the old days, but it's like this time I this time I picked Fenn Fennakin or something. I think that one too. Yeah, so good. Yeah, what does he turn into? Breaks and yeah, I'm not into the new names. I'm just gonna rename it. Yeah, it's like a Two-legged version of that of the Fedigan He's like stands up on their rear legs and he's got or she's got like this stick that's on fire stuck in her ass She like picks it out and are like shoes people with it and then puts it back. Oh, it's really weird

Jiver you play final fantasy and you rename your characters, you think it'd be really funny. And then an hour in, you're like, I'm just full of regret, but I don't want to start over. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did that. So I saw that Square said it's something weird today.

You know, they've been remaking all of the old Final Fantasy games. I'm putting them out on iOS and Android. And they finally have the point where I think I found fantasy 6 is coming out soon and they said That they're not gonna do Final Fantasy 7 Because it would be too big that they need they need for phones to catch up to be able to be big enough to hold it But Final Fantasy 7 would only be like 1.3 gigs. Yeah, cuz it's on three different discs, right? Yeah, it's like That just seems like a flume-seek excuse like XCOM on iOS is 1.3 gigs. Yeah, because it's on three different discs. Right. Yeah. And it's like, that just seems like a flume-six. Excuse, like XCOM on iOS is 1.8 gigs.

Well, if they re-rendered all the video, because that game is just a bunch of pre-rendered videos. None of it's like, I don't know what you call it, real time or, or, uh, Well, I guess that's why I think they want to make it HD and look better. That's probably, it would probably blow up. Uh, yeah.

And it seems like if they did HD, they haven't done an HD remake of that game like then they know they did the tech demo for PS3 yeah, that was like a total and then they're like great. You're re you're remaking it. They're like no, fuck you or not You're just making you excited. Hey, Barbara. Yeah, would you ever do DVD? What I said you said would you ever do DVD? DVD a what's that double double double double double double double no We didn't think there's more billionaires are more DVD a veterans Would you who are the two hotest dudes?

Ryan Reynolds chanting Tatum, okay, so if they both wanted in at the same time you would let him no What if they split it what if it wasn't what if it was like I didn't want out so they're not like a see-saw like pistons like Well, you know what I mean you think you think front and back not back and back Is it okay is it like this like this or like this? You know, we have a doll What is your obsession we should stop talking about this you keep bringing up the VDA I just wanted I just wanted to bother to do it. No

Really? Why do you want to know so bad? Why are you surprised? I feel like the common answer is no. Would you do that with another guy? With three other guys? What's with the other guys? That's what it is. Can you not count?

Oh yeah, now you're right. Poor math is hard. Two and two. Double double. Yeah, of course. Why not, David? Stopping you. Jesus. Fucking demented. So I'm honestly a little glad right now that it's not pouring. I was convinced with as much rain as we've been getting lately that it was just going to be not. Yeah, we had a crazy thunderstorm on Saturday night. It knocked over yet another tree in our parking lot, which that tree have any roots?

I think we have. I think we have a picture. It was just like plugged in. Yeah, the funny thing is, a lot of our trees, the city requires you have a certain amount of trees. Oh, so it's a plant that's gonna be. We're not gonna like plan it and let it grow over the course of 10 years.

You just, yeah, buy a tree and they just put it in there. Yeah. But like that's what that was. We put buy a tree and they just put it in there. Yeah. But like, that's what happens. We just put that tree in. Ah, we put some trees. Yeah, but not that one. That one just had in grown roots, I guess. No, there were roots and we just snapped off.

I'm saying that's probably the same thing. Like, we didn't put that in there and those circumstances, but the guy before us probably did. Because there's no roots. It's just plopped in there. Look, there's no roots. There are roots. They're just snapped off.

Oh, proven. You can look in there, fucking hole and see it. That's a hackberry. That's what they do They grow really fast and they fall over. How are you an expert because I own a house with fucking trees dude? I know what I know what happens Everything comes back to your house. Yes, it does ultimately yeah, roll your eyes At least I can identify poison as spiders. How is that a thing? How is that how do you know the difference? What's the non-poisonous spider? No name can't you see I can't name on my can tell you if I look at it

Why is it important to be able to identify poison spiders? See you know if you have to be careful or not Just to avoid spiders. I didn't see what how is that difficult? Well, I keep spider I let a spider stay in my apartment if I see one Oh, I can kill and bug see people whatever. Yeah, I just kill everything named him If it's in my house get the fuck out. I kill fire everything. Yeah But he's working for you. He's getting rid of the I don't care. It's my house get out Well, how do you feel about lizards? It's my house get out I actually had a little lizard in my apartment the other day and it scared the shit out of me

Yeah, because I saw it in the corner, I couldn't tell what it was. And so I tried like spraying some bug stuff at it. Some bug stuff at a lizard? Well I didn't, I couldn't tell it was a lizard. It was like very light colored and like the top, top corner of my ceiling. And it like skittered away and it scared the fucking shit out of me. It was bad. Yeah, the other day I was on my couch and I stood up and one of my dogs was laying on

the floor and I looked and looked like there was something weird like coming out of his eye. So I bent over and I looked down really close and there was a lizard like literally right next to his eye while his eyes are open and it's just like right there and it takes off running like. I was like, why the fuck is the dog letting a lizard literally get like to the point where it's practically touching inside Dog just like laying down like whatever what attracts lizards I don't sure it's girths. Would you be upset my legs?

Would you be upset if you found out your dog was just a robot and it was being driven by a lizard? No, I don't do, it meant in black. You just got a little alien in here. A little alien guy in here? It's just like a dude, like controlling Benjamin. I don't even know how to respond to that dude. I'm sorry, I can't do with that. That's the weirdest question I think you've ever asked on the podcast,

and that's saying a lot. Would you feel betrayed if Benjamin was a person? What if you don't? Yeah. We shared some private moments. So it rained so much that ACL actually canceled the final day of the show. And for people who don't know what ACL is, it's big music festival. Austin City Limits Festival. I think we have some pictures

of it too. Yeah. There's a flooding. So it's like a huge music festival. They went off for two weekends and then it's for the final day They have to cancel it and they refunded people a Third of the ticket price was one out of three days But a lot of people buy these wristbands and they sell them on Craigslist or they sell them to someone else They refunded the original purchaser. Oh, so they go double money. Yeah, so the day exactly you got paid and they got a little third of it back Wow, that is top. Yeah, so true. Unless you're winning a little bottle. Yeah, like second hand. You're like, oh, I don't know, man.

I never got funded. It's crazy. Then you guys go to ACL? Yeah. You were supposed to go. That was supposed to. And then I came, you know, I went in the office and I looked for my wristband and it had disappeared.

Do you think someone stole it? No, I'm pretty sure I just threw it away, I guess. That's the only explanation, I think. Like, thinking it was just like piece of paper or something. Because it was in a man below. And that's how I was like, all right, it's an envelope. It's safe only explanation I think like thinking it was just like piece of paper So it was in a memo and that's why I was like all right It's an envelope. It's safe I'm gonna put it in this little cabinet and then that started getting like receipts and shit stuff in it But I remember like every now and then I'd see it. It was a pretty gold

Resort like that's gonna be I can't wait till that weekend Why was it here and not at your apartment? I figured it was safer here You did get a fucking magnet and just stick it on your fridge? Oh, that's a good idea. What did you do? It's seeds because you own a house, you're right. You know, you're a fighter. Tickets, lizards? I got an upcoming tree.

We talked about it. I'm so responsible when I come, my social security card is with all my Xbox controllers. And I'm like, oh my god. Why? You're so sick. You get locked up. Who does it?

Who's a place to lock? Do you have a safe? I mean not locked up but like kept away You're not supposed to carry it with you. It is a way. I'm not having with it I lost my social security card immediately. I think I lost it the week. I got it nice. Yeah, I have a safe deposit box Saddy stop someone from stealing. What do you keep in there? It's in a bank vault. Oh, oh Okay, that makes sense. The bank I had it in actually closed. They moved to a new location across the street. And like they sent me letters talking about how like there was this one day where they were going to take all the safe deposit boxes, take them out of the old bank and then move them across

street to the other bank. And I guess if you wanted to, you had the option of moving it yourself. Yeah. So when you go pick it up, do they bring it out and it's like on a guy's wrist or something? Yeah. No, they take it into the vault. They take it into the vault and it's like two keys to open the box. Like he's breaking bad. It's exactly the same breaking bad actually. The teller goes in, she does her key, opens it, then she leaves or he, whatever. And then you put your key in

and then it unlocks with a second key and you take the box out. She'll do it both at the same time where you have to sink. You could, but I think they like to give you the privacy. That's why they just unlock it and they leave. And then you have the room near. What do you keep in there, if you don't mind me asking? Like my social security card, my birth certificate, important documents like that.

Right. OK. I used to keep my passport in there. But, um, surely need a lot. Yeah, what happened was one time I was supposed to go to FanExpo in Canada. And I didn't remember until like 4.45 pm the night before and the bank closed at 5 and I couldn't get there in time. Oh my god And my flight was supposed to be at 7 a.m

So I missed my flight because I didn't couldn't get to my passport in time. That sucks Yeah, so I would have been to my brother when he was traveling to the US They were they were rushing to get to the airport. They was running later something. And he got to the airport and realized that he took my mom's passport with him instead of his. And. So he blew away.

He named himself Marion. So luckily, his flight was actually delayed. So my dad had time to go get the passport from our house and bring it back to the airport. What a pain in the ass. Yeah. Like that's why I don't want to have kids. I don't want to be the person getting that call like hey dad I brought mom's passport

with me like what the fuck is wrong with you? Like now I have to deal with this because you couldn't look at the goddamn passport. That seems why you would want to have kids, Gus. No. I don't fucking go drive. Gus has enough people to yell at him and like making me like, I don't fucking go drive. Gus has enough people to yell at right here. Oh, that's true. No, I'm just thinking like, did he just open the drawer? Like we have all of like our birth certificate passports,

like ID cards in a drawer at my house. So I'm wondering if he just opened the drawer, saw a passport and it was like, well, this must be mine. This is a passport that'll let me on the plane with this. Like, I'm't just like how did you possibly do that? I should use a drawer Yeah, why is your possible Brandon? Uh, I don't know. Sure. It might be with all my like like my forks like the kitchen stuff. Oh your forks Like no, no next to it. You know, you have like multiple like drawers. It might be in there. It might be in my car It's not a good place. I don't know. You should tell him. It's like it's good I feel like it's good to have a plan. You know, like if shit doesn't work out

So your cost for the in your passport. No, I know his plan was to have a go-back with his passport some clothes and $500 I mean, it's like you're not gonna get very far with $500 in a fucking bag brand. Yeah, and a mask I guess not could take you And I'm all scared. It gets you out of rubs and bags. What would you need? Toy gun. That's how you go. Wouldn't you need like a fake passport with another name? I do have a I do have an Iranian passport. Good luck with that Does it still valid? Yeah back up Wow when I moved here Is it still valid? Yeah, it's back up. Wow.

When I moved here, since I had to go through that whole work visa stuff before getting into the country, I thought that I was going to have to bring my documents and all my paperwork from getting my visa with me at all times just in case I get pulled over. And they start questioning me. Because for some reason I was like, they're going to know I'm not from the US. They're going to start asking questions. It couldn't be the way you just said drawer like five times what do you say drawer you said drawer no you said it weird when you're talking to the store let's go to play back I might have said it wrong you said you said it Canadian a

couple of times every now and then a little Canadian will slip out There was a better than slipping in there was a time where I was applying for the Was applying for the visa and I still was working in the UK doing like random filming jobs around the world Yeah, but to apply for the visa I had to give my my passport to the embassy and they would they sent it back to me like two weeks later with the visa in it So my boss was like I wouldn't't tell anyone that i supplied for this visa so my boss was like oh we got a job in Greece uh we're leaving on Friday i was like nope nope no i don't have a passport oh my god what'd you tell him just that you couldn't go yeah super market really needed to use that your visa is so much different than my. Yeah, like eight years ago. Waitrose. Yeah. Actually, it was like seven, six years ago. Your visa is so much different than mine.

Totally different visas. His is like an actual page in the passport with like a picture and all this information. Mine is a staple piece of paper that was like cut out from an application with handwritten numbers on it. Yeah, mine is a sticker that is the size of a possible page. Stuck in. I have like nothing official. I have an entry form. I went to Tokyo, you know, normally you go in any travel, you go to another country, they like stamp your passport. Yeah. With like an ink stamp. In Tokyo, they print out a stamp. It takes up a quarter of the page and they put it on there. It's got like a QR code on it. Oh, right. And it has like printed out your, I wonder if I have that one.

That's pretty cool Well they did when I went maybe if you've updated it Now it's some kind of future technology when you went I was kind of my body clock was kind of messed up when I was there You think so? A little bit

What did you say about that? You went from the US to Australia No, I went to Australia Japan? Japan That was the day where I had the longest Wednesday ever Have we talked about our appearances in Australia coming up?

No. Okay. So we're going to have Jordan and Montenegro both going to be at... Supernova. ... in November. I want to say Adelaide and Brisbane, is that correct? I think so. I know Brisbane for sure.

Okay, yeah, so must be Adelaide. And they're going to have a special appearance at the Australian Center for the Movie Image in Melbourne as well while they're down there. Yes. Talking about animation. And that's between what? The end of October and mid November? It's November.

It's like the second week in November. Okay. Those are the most like introverted subdued guys, the funny to like send on like a wild trip together. I don't think it's gonna be a very wild trip. They're both gonna be in their rooms animating quietly by themselves. No, we're like Jordan has to get ahead, you know, quite a bit with our TAA. Is that why he has extra help now? Yeah, trying to help. They've got a department.

Have you seen their sign, the department sign? No. You go over there to where he sits. He's got like a 30-time adventure department sign. I think Patrick made it, right? Bitty? Yeah. I didn't know. So Jordan didn't even make it himself. Did he? Yeah, I did not. So Jordan didn't even make it himself. Who's helping him on the Justin? Over. Yeah, Justin was now Shane. Shane is now.

Nevermind. Yeah. All those animators they do everything. We should go in like a nice like 3D rendered RTA like. We had one on the DVD. Yeah. That means for the sign. I keep telling him he needs to make the wood version of an animated had one on the DVD. Yeah. And he means for the sign. Yeah.

I keep telling him he needs to make the wood version of an animated adventure from that from the commercial. Oh, absolutely. I'll actually Patrick who we're talking about, not Patrick Patrick. One of our Ruby design guys created this little graphic guy right here. Little Canadian Turkey. I did not even notice that. I was like, hey, can you make a Canadian Turkey?

He was like, alright. He did that in like 10 minutes. Yeah. I actually came in and he was working on it. He's like, tell Brandon this is done. What? That guy has the most amazing stories. We're gonna get him on the green screen one day

and talk to him. He's almost died. He's been stabbed. He's been shot. Yeah, I think drowned or something. I think he drowned. He's been what stabbed? He's been stabbed yeah he I think drowned or something I think he drowned he's been what stabbed he's been shot yeah how do I not know all this yeah it's been grew up in Jersey like like I grew up in Jersey too you know stories like that but like a couple dangerous cities I don't know he has a lot of great stories but you

would not expect it looking at him. Yeah No, I had no idea. Well, I'll have to I'll have to ask him about the time he's died I read a god. I'm totally talking about my ass now because it's been a while since I saw it But I read a weird Statistics that said something like if someone's heart stops beating and you revive them with CPR 90% of those people die within three years of that event Whoa, like due to heart 90. Yeah, it's it's a crazy number So is that the cut you know how sometimes when someone's heart is beating wrong they have to stop the heart You know I'm talking now. Yeah, they have to stop it and then start it again to kind of like reset it

Is it because of that like do they need to have the hot stopped because it was started again? Yeah. Well, what happens in the three years? Is like heart failure? The thought is that a lot of times these people were already living unhealthy lifestyles. Things don't work out for them. So like the next time they got lucky one time, essentially it's what it boils down to. Oh, okay. Like, the star is overloaded. It's like the image is it? I don't know. There's that too, you know who knows I'm talking on my ass. I've read this like a year ago. I'll have to Do you know my DCP out of your mouth anymore? You don't mean I blow down people's lung holes What how else can you do it? Yeah, you just press just you're supposed to do both of them

No, you know they said it's just like dangerous to breathe in someone's room. Yeah, the people of the health I don't know if you know any like doctors or's arms. Yeah, the people of the health. If you know any like doctors or nurses, ask them some of the crazy shit that happens. Like I had a friend who worked in intensive care and there was a guy who like had stitches all the way down his stomach and his chest and he was a really, really, really big dude.

And something happened like he exhaled or something. And like the stitches came apart and his intestines just spilled out Crazy, is anybody want some ham? No, they have great stories No, no one does not it's great dinner party conversation Are you guys also the kind of people who will see something on reddit that says like Not say for work warning like Gore or death or something and you'll be like oh, what does this look like?

50 50 here for like, we were in crunch mode for the two, we did two DVDs at the same time. The RTA and the RT shorts. So Chris, Jorah and I were here like non-stop and that was what we would do to take breaks. We would go to Reddit 50-50 and it's either like a cute puppy

or like the most disgusting thing you've ever seen in your life. No, be honest. It's either a naked woman or the most disgusting you've ever seen in your life. No, there's more kittens I think than naked. Are there? I can't. I can't deal with the uh... Not just kittens, but cute stuff. I can't deal with gross. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of gross. That being said, I've still seen a ton of gross videos on the internet. The internet's awful. People were not meant to see that stuff Gus you and I had a gross video off when I started working here

Yeah, you were pretty bad when I was like first you show me Bud Wyatt. Yeah, I don't watch that stuff anymore He was a politician who shot himself in the face. Oh, you know what they had recently on Reddit they had the himself in the face. Oh, you know what they had recently on Reddit? They had the footage of JFK getting shot. I think I saw that like up close. Yeah. And I was like, why did I watch this? Why? That's that's kind of from a distance. But I think this was different. They had it zoomed in somehow. But there was only one. It was like some random guy that got me. I love it. There's a bigger film. Yeah, but they've they've I know that you don't have a house like it's still from far away But they basically they totally they took the negative and scanned it HD. Yeah, and like stabilized it and cleaned it up and it That bullet like took his head off Yeah, I would have any on the skull, but I guess

But it is weird because there is something wrong with that footage like they were say it's been messed with yeah Like he gets shot in the head the car accelerates But everyone in the car goes forwards like jolt's forward like the car brake maybe they're starting to like jump up or react Yeah, I don't know. I think he was the only shot right currently the governor was shot to I think we look at it went through JFK into the game sucks It's a bad day. I read a really long article that I thought was interesting about what was happening on Air Force One while JFK was shot. That's why the pilots are getting ready for like their next stop. They're supposed to come to Austin, I guess.

Wasn't the device president sworn in on Air Force One? Yeah. But there was a moment where there was no president for a while. And they talk about how the vice president normally writes, I guess, in another plane. Yeah. And then they came both beyond right when they came back He got on that plane and they had to take off in a hurry. I didn't know if there's gonna be an attack on the planes Yeah

Yeah, it's right in there. You're president. It's what's the the vice president doesn't just immediately become the president It most like a lot of the time it does or he does like Imagine you have to go through a whole bunch of stuff. There's an extent kind of did it It nicks and took eight years off and then eventually be a better picture of the the vice president after jack It was shot like with his hand in the air like doing the earth and stuff and everyone on the plane is just like This is a picture of them just like oh that I'm president now But you know one of the people in the background of that photo is Jack Valenti who is the president of the MPAA for many years What's the MPAA? Most pictures. What's the MPAA? A most pictures association in America. Oh, right.

Really? Yeah, he's like in the middle. He's like between LBJ and the guy swearing a minute in the background, just kind of like, like, when you're forced to. A lot of foreign people there. It's totally juggling into you right there. So what year was JFK bipped?

64? 64. So we're in our life. No, we were not alive. I thought maybe you might have been. Jesus Christ. I didn't know the year. I didn't know the year. I didn't know the year. It might have been in the 17th. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the exit sign. That's the airport you had in your head. Everyone's just like, oh god, what a day. Yeah, geez. They talk about, in that article, I read, they talk about getting this district judge to

come and do the swearing in and like the whole process of what ever had had to happen. Yeah, it wasn't like a ceremony. It was rushed. Yeah, I think as this picture was being taken, the plane was powering up to take off. And then like after she swore, LBJ and that judge had to like, dart and run and get off the plane. Otherwise, she's going to end up in Virginia. It worked out. LBJ was a good president. The place where he was shot in Dallas, they put an X on the ground. Like a white X. A bit tacky. Just so you know, it's like, well, there's also like the book depository museum right there as well. Yeah,

but it doesn't say anything. It's just part of history. Yeah, I guess everyone knows. I was there, like, for some reason, I drove up to Dallas one day, because I wanted to go see the book depository. I wanted to see these places. And while I was there at the book depository museum, they had like CNN playing on the TVs in there.

And that's the day that JFK Jr. died. And that's playing in the back. And I was like, how weird out of all the fucking days for me to come to this museum, it's like the one that's like the day that J.F.K. Junior dies. It's like a super weird coincidence. Poor guy. That family's crazy. Do you hear about his sister?

I don't know what was wrong with her when she was born, but at some point they gave her lobotomy and it's just like after that she was just nothing, she was just completely gone because at that time they still thought that was a good thing to do. What is that? I think they disconnect something. They cut off your unalow but central of your brain. They're like this is a good thing, this is a good idea.

We should do this. And just rosemary or something. Yeah. They have a weird family history or something. Yeah. It's a weird, they have a weird family history, or sad. Yeah, it's a, like people, I mean, obviously people don't understand, doctors don't understand how the brain works fully. Yeah.

But there are some people, like, some people are prone to, like, violent seizures. Do see benefit from having, like, a part of their brain removed. But it's like, you have no idea what you're doing. You're literally in there, like, oh, let's cut this part off see if uh yeah it makes things any better it's not seizures isn't it if you cut the uh

cofus collo somewhere in the middle isn't there a video of a woman who has what's it called um Parkinson's yeah where they're like poking around her brain and they poke something and like she's asked to raise her hand and it's shaking and they poke something and it just like stops to raise her hand and it's shaking and they poke something and it just like stops. Yeah, they used to do a lot of crazy experiments on people but they can't get away with anymore. There's a really famous one about like authority where there's one subject and he thinks he's giving somebody electric shocks and the shocks keep going higher and higher in intensity. The guy he was shocking is actually an actor and he's faking it.

But he's like screaming at the top of his lungs. But there's another actor who's in a lab coat telling the guy, no, you gotta keep shocking him. And the guy just keeps shocking. Well, some people would be like, no, I'm not doing any more. And some guys, without even thinking about it, we're just like, yep, next one. Well, he wasn't okay with it.

He was like, arguing was like, no, this is wrong. I shouldn't do it. Well, they didn't know what the guy was like. They'd do it. He was like arguing was like no, this is wrong. I shouldn't do it Well, I was like do it and he's just like Fucking crazy. Yeah, they can't do that. They can't do that shit anymore They did one with like a But like five people and five of them were security guards and five were prisoners Oh, they were just like pretending but they got like way out of hand and the prisoners became like really scared

And the security guys were just taking it really to front and beat and them and stuff. It's like, they're just regular people in an experiment. Look what happens. Yeah, you can't do that shit anymore. That shit does not fly. You also can't give dolphins hand jobs in those days. You cannot, you cannot go up acid with a dolphin

and jack it off. That was on a, today I learned the other day. I saw. It comes up every now and then. Yeah. Doesn't it? Yeah, that's what the dolphins are. Yeah. It's the end of the adventure now, like, reference material for that.

Probably. I know what you're talking about. So. I'm talking about Wikipedia for that article. Yeah, let me read this thing. Speaking of dolphin hand jobs. I want to remind everyone, this episode of the Rusef podcast is brought to you by Squarespace, the fast and easy way to create your own professional website or online portfolio.

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our our promo code. So how much would you pay? Okay, say you could pay 100 grand and it meant that when you died you could find out everything in the world that you don't know. So like you could watch JFK thing, it'd be like free camming in Halo. Okay. But like a safe film, so you're just watching the past. Would you do it?

You could fuck. So like 9-11 you could see everything that went on like JFK, you could see who actually started. So you can see everything you don't just get one event you pick every you get every A high-life film of your life on earth. Oh, your life not history I guess from any point in history that you pick onwards, but that and you could just look at events Could you pick like the creation of the earth? I don't think you can but even what would you get? Yeah, you're picking this fucking crazy ass scenario

This was taking an infinite amount of time Okay, it's from 10,000 years ago onwards like to the future to after you're dead. No And you pay a hundred thousand dollars. You pay a hundred thousand dollars now But it means when you die you can learn everything that you that was confusing to you You can see like stuff I just die so it's like you would do that because it it extends your life you're essentially alive for another 10,000 years Yeah, okay You have to watch the whole 10,000 years Well, yeah, we pretty good worries, but if you watch 10% of it, that's a thousand years

Okay, so say you had this ability what would be the first thing you would look at like stuff that's always been kind of a conspiracy Merlin Monroe naked the first thing you would look at. Like, stuff that's always been kind of a conspiracy. Merleman-Ronaikid. Because I've been in conspiracy. Yeah, sure. Was she really a woman? I don't know. Tushay? Fair. Who would you look at? Obviously, you have something in mind. I'd probably see what was going on with JFK. JFK, this is not like a big mystery to your life?

Really? Not really. It's interesting. It's an interesting subject. And you could do slow-mo and stuff Just like in Halo So if you see the bullet just be like oh, that's what the bullet came from But you just want to see what happened you don't think that there was some other big conspiracy like you accept I just want to see the truth. Yeah see the truth behind nine I'm gonna be disappointed. I think it's do you think that there's lies behind both of those?

well Yeah, I mean there's all that gunman the third gunman Second gunman how many Changing the subject now no you're changing the subject. I'm really generally curious and you know Anything that is surrounded by conspiracy theories is it gonna be interesting? What about aliens could you find out if aliens existed? Sure, I mean, think, listen to a guy who talks about being abducted. You could just rewind his life and see if he actually didn't get abducted.

Good point. See if he passed out. How many people have actually said they've been abducted? There's a good amount. Yeah. Probably less people than have had double anal. Well, there's been dudes who've just gone missing. You see it.

And the flight recorder is just picked them up saying, uh, there's something weird in the sky. And then you'd never hear from them. They'll see them again. That's normally over like an ocean though. Yeah, I guess. And it's like, you might not find it. But that'd be cool to watch.

Watch them playing it down the ocean. That'll be pretty crazy. Yeah. Is there any conspiracies that you actually believe? I don't think so. No. Well, well, are there something like believe? Um, I don't think so. No. Well, well, are there something you believe? No, I was just curious.

Everyone's different. It is annoying when you hear about a theory that makes sense there. Yeah, like what? They do a really good job of convincing you that their theory is correct. Like the fact that the towers of the twin towers fell down after so such a short amount of time of being on fire and then I mean short and how do you define like short as one second or a minute or an hour they do the whole analyzing of like based on where the plane hit and like how fast it would deteriorate and all the stuff they actually like did the science saying that the buildings should be like that. The Wikipedia video, like videos. They were also

analyzing security footage whose frame rates were like 12 frames second. I'm saying they showed in a way that makes you believe this conspiracy might actually be true. Here's, I don't want to ruin use for a lot of reasons. I don't want to ruin documentaries for you, but if you've ever like edited one, you realize, and we do a lot of that stuff here, you can make people look however you want them to look. What's that? Editing.

Editing choices of exact footage, maybe that 10 minutes doesn't really help what you're doing, but that two seconds does. It's like the Simpsons win the gummy domino. Yeah. Hioney. Sweet, sweet. Sweet. Simpsons, please. Back away. since when uh... coming to my low honey sweet and since the least

back away yeah i mean you can make somebody look really funny and cool you can make them look a jack giant jackass like every document you've ever seen is just like it's just the opinion of one person they think they made me kind of interested in the nine eleven thing is that they showed all these clips of these sky scrapers that were burning for like thirty

six hours and then they just go out it's just like a child building and then like the second time went down within the hour. It's also pretty unprecedented circumstance. Yeah it was a plan. I mean a plan with fuel that's burning way harder than any normal fire that went straight into like the pillars holding the entire hour. Now all planes are designed the same. They're all constructed the same way. But they also showed, I think, a thermal view of the top of like the debris and all the corners were much hotter than everything around it.

So it makes you think there may be charges on the inside of the building. I bet those other buildings to do that. I've seen that. It's all bullshit. I bet those other planes too, or buildings two weren't 110 stories. I don't know how tall the world traits in this room.

But it was the tallest New York, or buildings two weren't 110 stories. I don't know how tall the world traits in it is, but it was the tallest in New York, second tallest in the US. The circumstances and the engineering is so specific to make generalizations based on like, well, this building is, it's just silly. And it's things that make sense to people who don't know anything, like who are only making opinions based on on very superficial observations. And then those things are constructed, the documentaries where they only focus on the things that completely help support with the thing.

But they do a good job. They leave out a lot of stuff, I guess. What was with the other building that just wrapped it down? There was the tower 7. Oh yeah. They just stood there and just was like, what did that?, yeah, just footage of it just stood there. It just goes like Like what what did they say it's like from the heat or yeah That was pretty weird. Yeah, I'm not gonna get into it I mean, yeah, it's just way to see like all the

It's like a lot the way though you kind of become desensitized the fact that two giant towers have come down And they show footage of this other one that's off the side just go down as well. It's just like Yeah, but really that's mental. Yeah, that's ridiculous. It happened by itself Like what the fuck? It was across the street. Yeah, it's weird. I think how crazy would have been if the White House got hit like that to me is like I can't imagine like how fucked up. I mean the whole thing was already fucked up But like such a like pillar of American democracy and I was that was crazy. You all how old were you when that happened? Oh, I think it was like 12 or 13. Yeah, I was 12. I was 16. Our fucking geometry teacher turned off TV and taught us geometry. Well, like he wasn't interested in the national crisis. Yeah, and like we'll see when something updates. This was already after both towers fell. I remember they called I was in elementary school at the time The Simons so they called the the two older grades grade seven and eight to the gym and they showed us the photo John's like some TV and

They're just like you guys could go home if you want call your parents to pick you up But you could stay Because it's a private school so people get all paranoid that like we're gonna be a victim of something So I mean everyone was afraid. I just want to be a downtown Houston were afraid and we're evacuating I remember like that morning I was older than you guys. I was 23. I was living out at some apartments here You knew that because you live in the house right? I was living out at some apartments here by Barton Creek Mall

And I remember my alarm radio went off and it was like you, you know, a plane hit the tower, this and that, and I just hit snooze. And I walked out to my balcony, because I could look to downtown, and I could see the UT tower, and I was like, I guess a plane hit it, or something, like a single engine, and I looked down the distance of the UT tower,

it was like, tower's still there, the fucking full of shit. And I go in and take my shower, and I sit at my computer, and I try to look to see an in-home page, and I'm like, see an in-s and I'm not loading. Fuck it, internet, I'm not in my room. I drive to work, and I try to look to CNN homepage and I'm like CNN's not loading fucking internet Drive to work I was sitting with CD or something and I get to the office and like everyone's hold around a TV And they're like oh my god. Can you believe what's going on?

Like what like the tower like towers fine. I just saw Yeah, why isn't the internet working no new sites loading right now It just shows you the significance of Events based on what crashes CNN and BBC and stuff like Michael Jackson did the same thing when he died a few years ago There was a guy in Austin who crashed his like single engine plane into the IRS building Yeah, I remember his name came out pretty quick and and the first thing he'd gusted was Google him, and he found his webpage, right? He found his website with his manifesto.

And he was like, fucking crazy. What was his website? It was like his name. That's it? Yeah. Oh, okay. I don't remember what it was anymore after the top of my head.

But yeah, I remember I saved it, because I was like, they're gonna take this down. They're gonna take this down. It's like screenshot it and saved it. Wow. What was his name? Do you remember? I think it was like Joe Stacker maybe I want to say what's his name? I went to Vegas for a scrolls dating her her 21th birthday and 21 it was 21st person I knew that was wrong cuz I want to house

They're 21st birthday and so it was it was like me and like six girls. And so we were in a taxi and they were all like doing their own thing in the back and I had to sit next to the taxi driver. And I was trying to make conversation with him and I was like, he's like, where are you from? Like Austin, like, oh, you might have heard, you know, recently we had a guy who crazy ask guy

who drove a plane into the IRS building, talking nuts. He was like, yeah, well, you know, I mean, some people call that crazy, but other people call that a revolution. And I was like, what? He's like, you know, sometimes it takes like, you know, extreme events to kind of get your point across, you know, with agencies like that.

I was like, holy shit. And then by that time, everyone in the back had heard the conversation as well. And we were all sitting very quietly. And eventually it was like, well, I can drive you up to the hotels like nope nope curable-do let's out oh yeah you did you you forget that sometimes other people are crazy yeah until you know I've done a conversation people in America are pretty crazy yeah just the public in general it's awesome it's pretty

fun did you see the people are emotional on plane. They came out a few days ago. Oh my god. What did she do? She was getting ready to land on, they have the video. They, they, they, they are getting ready to land in Tampa. And I guess for like 20 minutes, she started screaming, God, you're my savior. Like at the top of her lungs.

Like shrieking. And like everyone, there she is. You can't hear it, but she's screaming, God You're my savior. My savior like rocking back and forth And they're trying to like get her to be quiet God, yeah, like it's the one guy who's recording is like He's like give doing a commentary while he's recording. He's like she's been doing this for 20 minutes The flight attendants have asked me to stop her if she tries to get up and use the emergency exits This is on landing, you said?

Yeah, you can see in the background out of the window that they're... So they were worried that when the plane landed, she would just pop an emergency exit. Right, she seemed like get up and run around like crazy. So they're not really concerned about the safety of the plane, they just don't want to fix the door. Well, it's like, and what if it opens up and like she falls out and then she's like laying there on the runway or she's loose if she lives and you know there's a crazy person on the airport but I mean that's why they they give that speech to the people in the emergency exit right

row like they have a certain responsibility like that was you would you feel like I'd be like yes I'm ready so the people like the poor person who had to sit next to that crazy bitch does he have to sit in that seat yeah you in the video I wouldn't I wouldn't put up with that I'd be like I'll get it up I'm gonna stand up while the plane lands because I'm gonna sit next to this bitch. She's gonna strangle me. In the video, you can see that he's like trying to calm her down and it's unclear whether he knows her or not. And then one point she turns it in and goes, don't fucking touch me. Crazy. After that, I get the fuck up. I told Gus if I was in that situation, I would punch that bitch out. Yeah, someone a hearty. Can a hearty knock someone out, right?

Yeah, for the safety of the Rosarang. What if it hurt? Like, isn't that the thing that you need? Or it's worth it, absolutely worth it. But would your hand hurt more than their face would hurt? Just get something and hit them. OK, that's the thing. Who are you going to get on a plane?

The bloody safety manual. What about, like, no, no, you can get from the galley cart, like a tray for the food. Oh, that's good. Just be like, hey, there's food. We're the kettlealley cart like a tray for the food. Oh, it's good Just be like hey, there's a kettle the comedy pot Work together with the stewardess have her like peek her head out They all be like hey something's coming down the out and then just whammer in the head of that entire party It's like in bridesmaids right when christian wigs running around

Like a tackleer from the galley. The sad thing about that is that it's such It's so amazingly inconvenient for the passengers like they can't do anything really they just have to live with that shit yeah they can't stop her because they'll get in trouble seriously up until she starts getting up and like trying to do something to endanger the place is that a legal what she's doing like causing a disturbance yeah I think it is if you're sure yeah thank God she's white yeah I don't I mean I don't know any more to the story other than that that was brain I don't know if more to the story other than that video. That was brilliant for me.

I don't know if she got arrested or if there's anything else. When was that released? It was like a few days ago, like five days ago maybe? Okay, so maybe there's an update. Should find out. Speaking of recent videos, we put out that Bearnake Ladies music video on Tuesday. Yeah. For odds are.

It's pretty awesome. Yeah, we teased it. Well, we talked about it last week in the podcast, but we hadn't actually put it out yet. Yeah, it was It was really good. It was really catching. It's already past a million views. I I downloaded it. I bet you played it this morning. Yeah, I That was being made while we were shooting gauntlet. Yeah, like those scenes with Barbara right there in downtown Austin That's with the gauntlet this This is Greg Miller. And this me. I like how inconvenience you look in this video.

And Bernie. Uh, I think I'm going to get him. We did not shoot that at a giant football stadium. Don't give a wave. Carrick and backflip like crazy. Yeah. That was her backflip ring in the background. Uh, I posted that link on my Facebook.

She can. And uh, ET. All my Canadian friends are just like, well, you win the internet now. I said Canadian that's a big deal. Baronakia ladies is huge like they're a big band in the world but in Canada specifically they're really huge. Well it's like the hometown boys they're from Canada.

Yeah. I think our box set in Canada included a sticker featuring Ed Robertson from the Baronakia ladies. Yeah he's a big celebrity. So it's pretty cool. I think like we're eating dinner with one time and some lady Said she was on his he was on her list. Oh, that's big time. Yeah, has anybody said that to you? No, god No, I'm no one's ever told me that well the they want a banging that I'm on their cheat list Why don't you want to bang me once. Pretty sweet.

Did you recognize your spreadsheet? Yeah, check. They ever, they ever work out. What? The spreadsheet? The banging. Yeah, it did. It was awesome.

It worked out the best. No kid. How long will you crap it, Shagging? Uh, 35 years. I need to, I need to, I need to, I need to, I need to, I need to, I Shagging? 35 years? I need to be answered. How about you, Gavin? Terrible. I'm fucking awful. I would not sleep with me. No. No. I'm awful. Didn't we ask that question on the podcast? If you had a clone, would you bang that clone? That's a whole different thing. Would you bang that clone? That's a whole different thing. No, I think the question is is that masturbation No, but what like would you do it?

I think it's just saying if he was a woman, the way this question works every guy says no every girl says yes Yeah, you would oh yeah totally you go down You're on your clone Chris Chris would not carry telling me I was telling my ear that she would so yeah your theory is correct. Why would you It's because girls are very Chris is size of the code yeah, I totally went. Oh, I thought you were talking about Bob's clone Chris would bang Bob really awkward not you but the clone. She's gonna be really cool. So you know I'm gonna Why are these questions right now?

I think he's like clutching a beer there so nervous lady. It's really it's like right in the center of his crotch Like subconscious like you like I wouldn't even want to I wouldn't even want to flirt with myself Yeah, that would be weird. I don't touch or do anything. Well, you wouldn't have to you'd both just be like Let's do it. No, no. This one wouldn't the other one might What's that to understand it with that? So your clone Would want to bang you, but you wouldn't want to bang it. Is that what you're saying? Well, I can't speak to my clan because I'm not him but I wouldn't want to

It's just you but you're cloned you like a match and you again you have the same thoughts the same everything If we cloned you you're cloned to be thinking exactly what you're thinking right now It's not true because otherwise we'd be moving the same way No, no, it's not in the same place What? You're moving the way you are because of where you are if your clone was standing there No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Except it would be the other hand. But that'd be hard to have sex with. Dumb conversation. Every conversation we have is dumb. Almost 300 dumb conversations.

Yeah. We'll poke us around right now. Gus, would you like your clone? No. Why would I? I don't like anybody. You wouldn't want to hang out with your clone. You both have the same mentality. Who do you like least at Rooster Teeth? Who do I like least at rooster teeth?

Brandon a barber hard campaigning for it right now. Yeah, no, it's cutting me. I think it's either are we both pointing at ourselves I'm gonna. I'm gonna say I don't know yeah, I don't know. I don't want to say. Oh, do you really have somebody though? Like you think... Of course there's someone you like least. You don't like everyone the same, do you? Even though I live some people I like more than the others. I wouldn't say there's somebody that like, I really don't like it. I think he's here to answer you, I hate the most. Let's make this less about people who aren't here. Let's say there's 40 people who work here.

Where do I rank for you? I mean how many tears are there? Just like percentage wise. No, I have one to 40 once 40 Eight is that good? What's that top 20% yeah, I'll take it. I mean sure. What would you put me at? Answer the question. It wouldn't be higher than eight Can you be in my top five would I yeah? Oh, you're my lead

That was with gross. I just drink like us. Hey, everyone likes Gus In Gus's mind Gus is everyone's favorite. So you're number one on everyone I think everyone has me as number one on their list. I remember when you came back from vacation I was like, oh, hey, guys, you're your number one boss. Hey, yeah, Carrie just told me I'm number two I don't know if she means I'm shit or if I'm number two on her list Don't say that you're my boss. I'm your only employee Yeah, Adam used to be my employee, but now she's mean I promoted him to my position So that I wouldn't be as boss anymore

There isn't all I let a crap though. Yeah, it's just when someone's in trouble. Yeah I just see myself as an employee of the company. I mean, just my boss, but what does he do that's boss-like, apart from like, no, nothing. He's like, are at his desk. He, you know, it's like, attack me sometimes. So you can make a good drink. Yeah.

It's like madman. He just got a fucking bar. Yeah, I haven't seen madman. Yeah, you go to the boss's office, you drink. Although, I'm madman, everyone has a drink. Did you see that video that Banksy put out over the weekend? Yeah, he sold his own food. I just watched it.

Yeah. He said he paid some old guy to sell original artworks of his in Central Park, like in a line of merchants for like 60 bucks each. Yeah. When you told me about that video, I thought it was going to say like original Banksy works. It just says spray art or something like that and he's old eight all day the point he's proving is that is a little crap right yeah and the people who value his

art is a little crap like all those people that are like blankies genius I'm gonna pay this much money he's basically saying like you're all idiots now the point of his movie too is here's your chance you're all idiots yeah I think even it is what it is so they I think the old man sold eight pieces of art while he was out there. Four of them were to one guy who said, I just remodeled my apartment and I need stuff to put to cover the wall. How lucky do you think those people feel right now? I'm probably going to bought like a million dollars worth of stuff.

Yeah, it's like that's fucking crazy. Like do you think they're going to sell those for tens of thousands of dollars? I wouldn't say I keep it. I'd be like, yeah, that's a Banksy. You're going to have one. Well, you keep it until Banksy's dead get on my level so you think Banksy is a person like an individual I don't think so I think he's just like a movement he's just like a cool 90s I think it's one guy why makes you think that it's not

what you said earlier because I feel like when you have a very specific style it's hard to master is it is I mean it just seems it's not so much they could be a specific style it just seems like a more of a concept like it doesn't seem like it'd be that hard I could see a group doing it I like to think that it's a it's a person it's an individual Banksy is a very famous street artist for people who don't know I think it's cooler if it's just like an idea like fucking Batman what do you mean? reminds me of like Batman's a person to person thing Batman's a movement? It is yeah, but he's still like more than a man. He's like an idea

Yeah, he's a bat the whole point is like you don't know who he's actually is not good back concept He is either Yeah, so bad idea, but people don't know bad man Who's doing bad man? They don't know bad man's Bruce Wayne He's like anonymous I know in that in that sense in that sense. Yes. You are correct No, no, no, no In that sense. Yes. He is real. Oh, but you don't know why it is there's no like identity behind him

It's super idea come to save the day Turned on oh my god you guys are funny I'm saying what makes the new ones cool isn't so much that there's Batman and he's a person to a lot of people Batman is an idea and that's what Nolan was going for. It's like in the other movies it's like Dark Man's a guy. Like in the Dark Knight when there's all the copycats. Yeah and people are trying to like represent that. What's like the stick? What's up? The stick from top gear. From top gear. Fuck yeah. I don't know. It's guy in the white helmet. He's like the good driver. It's a bunch of different guys, but they're all the stick there you go Well Batman or like Batman

There's only one Bruce Wayne. I still want to stick once for this helmet. You did right? Well, I'll see no but the end of spoiler the end of the last dark night movie. That's the whole point Right what that that's only one Bruce Wayne no robin like rises from the pit or whatever and ascends and like Batman is reborn What I don't know that's a stretch That connection that was what I am Why my least favorite part of that movie? What about all the whole movie they called the guy Robin at the very end? It's like oh come on

Oh, Joseph Gordon love it the dialogue could have been better to you. It could have been like what it would have been cool if Jason Joseph Gordon love it was just like Well, I just did something really ridiculous at that light just to like make fun of it. Did you see that new movie? He's in Don John no, did you I did yet? Was that the porn one? Yeah, it was really funny. Was there any TVDA? Not that I saw. No. But there are a lot of books.

How many people would that require? Five. Five. OK. Very good. You improved on your porn map. There you go. Yeah, I didn't get that movie based on the trends.

I wasn't sure what it was about. Yeah. But it got the fucking good vibration song stuck in my head for weeks. Yep. Still in there. It's a good movie. I enjoyed it. It's got Scott Johansson also, right? She's really great in it. She plays like a Jersey girl. She could do that accent very well. The new Thor movies coming out soon, isn't it?

Yes. The Dark World. That was cool. I don't know. I finally saw fucking iron man 3. Oh I still have it. I don't have good memories that movie Unmemorable. Yeah, I like seeing those movies on Netflix because you watch the movie on Netflix And it's a thousand times better than it would have been in theaters because you just compared to other Netflix stuff Yeah, you're just like oh, this is the most amazing film and it's free. I've ever seen I know me like all the suits and stuff and how quickly the suits yeah

Like one of them banged its neon a railing and fell apart. It's like come on. That's why it was a Not final suit. I Don't know No, it was not the one he was using. Yeah. Yeah, we just forget about it Okay, I wanted to work. I want to avenge is again That was a great movie. Although I did like the kid in Iron Man 3. I thought it was kind of like, I felt like he was obviously thrown in there to try to like make little kids like the movie.

But I thought Robert Downey Jr. and the kid had a good back and forth. I like the bit where that random bad guy was just like dude. I don't they're really weird Spoilers Chris Pratt's in a new movie they're having right is he gonna be in a Where's Jack pull up IMDB need to find some Who's in what the guy from Parks and Rec? Oh, yeah, who is he that's his name? Yeah, yeah, he's in that one movie nebulous. No, no, who is he? That's his name, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's in that one movie, Nebulous. No, no, no, that's a character.

He's all, yeah, he got all buff for 0 Dark 30, right? Yeah, well, he lost a lot of weight for the baseball movie. I think they had a throwaway joke in Parks and Rec. He was like, I stopped drinking beer. It was like the end of the conversation. Because he's good looking now. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, but what movie did you say he was going to be in? It's a new Marvel universe movie. It's like something in crazy space Okay, all right. Well on on the crazy space note. It's it's about time first to wrap up real quick Chris has been reminding me to bring up the gauntlet because episode three premieres on Sunday But he's been doing it because I don't have an earpiece so he couldn't tell me so he's been miming it. You could have told me Chris. And he started doing it during like our double anal penetration conversation.

So he was just kind of like, oh, it was like Chris was funny. Oh, like the gauntlet. Wow. Chris, like I don't know. I literally have an earpiece and you have a headset you can talk to me. I don't know how relevant. I just talk Chris like creepily staring at you smiling trying to get your attention. Watch the gauntlet. So coming out this Sunday, October 20th, 5 p.m. Central, four sponsors, 7 p.m. Central for the public. sponsor 7 p.m. Central for the public and I think it's a lot of fun we just put together and you guys are all in it I think. Yeah, yeah, you're all really funny. And

you're also in it. Am I? Yeah, in like some of the scenes. Oh yeah. Okay well on that note we're calling it quits. So come back on, we start your thing, Brandon, restart it. Reconnect. So we'll be back on Monday with another episode of Rishi podcast next week. And we'll be back on this Wednesday with another episode of the patch. So until then, we'll see you guys next time.

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