Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #241
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this week featuring Gus Jordan Miles Jack and Gus
hey Gus he said it twice it's this thing yeah yeah he's not gonna win this
start it I know you've been you've been
I like it now I like it I like it. It's much easier
I'll see you guys
Yeah, you're well. This is crazy lightning outside and if you saw it really who's getting dark when I was walking when I was driving up
So yeah, I ran across the street real fast to drop a duke before we started the podcast and
I clogged the toilet up, but I was coming back across to the annex. I saw lightning off in the distance
We were getting a sunshine rain earlier today, which is my mother calls them.
No one else can call on that. That's okay. Nothing's more terrifying than clogging the toilet
at work. Especially because I had a deadline. I was like, oh, shit, we're going live in
like two minutes. I'm going to blow up like crazy. That's when you co-plane right plane
But yeah, that's priding so you'd be like plunge around everything or I Plunge it man, I look I am not Michael. I did not reach in there and clear it out of my hand
Wait, no, please tell me you're joking. You didn't hear that story. Oh, it's okay. I think I know how it is
I'm gonna animated adventure. It's about to be
Okay, I think I know how it is. I'll go ahead and pass.
Can you animate it, I'm sure?
It's about to be.
No, no, no.
It will be soon.
So right before we got in here, Brandon,
I don't know what prompted this.
He walks up and goes, has it ever,
have you ever considered like, if you're a donor,
you know, would you be afraid of like the doni
coming to kill you?
If you're a donor,
he essentially, he's afraid,
I didn't understand what he was telling me at first.
Essentially, he's afraid that if he says if he registers as
an organ donor someone will look at the list of people that they're compatible
with and be like oh Brandon Farming he has a sweet kidney I'm coming for him
and then we'll go and kill Brandon and then take said kidney that's the
he's afraid of being a donor because of that so he's not a donor because he's
stupid I don't know if he is a donor and lives in constant fear or if he's not going to be like a secret like what if you're ruining his cover now he's not a donor because he's stupid. I don't know if he is a donor and lives in constant fear or if he's not
What if it's like a secret like what if you're ruining his cover now and he's like crying
No, they outed me. He come a dead man. Oh, no. I don't know how logistically that would work like you
Like because there's no list of people who are organ donors
Well, I don't think you know that out yeah, exactly unless you know someone who's compatible with you
And then you kill them and you're like how does that kind of casual Conversation this guy just died. Yeah, also. It's like you'd have to make sure you're the most prime candidate for it
Exactly, I just kill a lot of people like anyone who has the kidney that's
He's coming out to tick explain. I'm sure I'm as quoted you
There's a whole new meaning to kill spread. All right, so we'll give it a second to get set up over there. Are you a donor Gus?
I don't know if I want to say now
Yes, I am. I am as well. I'm a great eyebrows. I like my eyebrows. I am. I've done a blood before my eyebrows are the source of my power. Why do you think I want them so badly?
Yeah, now we've talked about this before. I like I said basically like whenever I died,
strip all the good parts out of me and burn one of his left. So the beard? Yeah, basically take
beard burn everything else. No, I want to immortal it whatever's left. So the beard? Yeah. Take beard, burn, everything else.
No, no more.
Can we dip the beard in gold and like,
I mean, somewhere, like they do like, you know,
baby shoes, where he's dip him in gold and keep him.
Should just should totally do that.
No, we should.
We should touch the dermi.
What's your, what's your fear, Brandon?
It's a perfectly reasonable fear.
I mean, every time you're having to explain your fear,
like you're going to be an organ donor.
And you're like, what if somebody really important really rids
Like what if Steve Jobs needed a kidney and I was the only match
Let's picture. I'm not trying to say I'm not trying to say it's completely rational
But sometimes you have irrational fears that kind of take over your decision-making
Okay, he described it as irrational so I didn't know it's happening
It's perfectly reasonable
But it's also a rational easy and you're off the hook. Yeah, the first step is admitting no
I'm trying to come back to you a little bit
But I do feel like it's a legitimate concern like you are on some kind of official list with your blood type
You would have no concern that someone will possibly come after you
Okay, so someone someone tweeted that we can only donate organs if you die or in life support
That's the point. He's great that the person is going to kill him. Yeah, then take the organs. Thank you
So thanks
Lumi Zonda on Twitter. All right, Brandon just upset that word
I didn't have to hear Brandon no
Someone also pointed out hey guys Steve Jobs is already dead
Someone also pointed out hey guys Steve Jobs is already dead
Yeah, I know I blood type do you know yours? I don't do you know yours? I don't know It's probably like the best one. Whatever. I know I think there's an a and a b maybe an o in there and probably a
More negative it's like a b in our own negative
He's describing all of the
I don't know
I think he's describing all of the possible missing mall. I don't know. Thank you are all types
People It's all types. I isn't oh negative the one that anyone can use is like the universe. I think so. Yeah
So I think so. I know that oh blood type is
Sweeter and mosquitoes like it. Oh, yeah, good problem. Well, I might be able out of mosquito friends. Yeah
They they're a bunch of leachers.
Hi, Barbara.
Barbara's the only person left in the end of the way back there. She's dying. Hi, Barbara.
Hey, we were in a short today. That was cool.
Yeah, you're at least a year. Yeah, your girls girls short that we filmed forever ago.
Barbara and I were trying to figure it out earlier. It was like a year ago, wasn't it? Yeah.
It was almost, I think it was almost a year ago.
Yeah.
Gosh, it must have been.
I know you guys found that when I moved here.
So probably.
Oh, yeah.
I remember I picked you up from the airport when you moved here.
You were like, yeah, cool.
Just take me south.
I'm living with Brandon.
I was like, OK, and then I proceeded to go north on the highway.
I was, what are you doing?
I don't know.
I've never driven to the airport before.
I've been here for 10 minutes. And already, I know you're going to go north on the highway. I was, what are you doing? I don't know. I've never driven to the airport. I've been here for 10 minutes and already,
I know you're going to go away.
That was like, yeah, that was like one of the first times
we hung out for extended periods.
I remember being a little man.
I fucked it.
I remember being a little concerned
that you were picking me up from the airport.
Oh, I don't really know miles.
He's like, Brandon, can you pick me up?
And now you never, you just, now and nine other 10 times, you definitely prefer miles. Yeah, and I would have to give him directions
Which is fine Brandon's telling me it was only six months ago. I I doubt that
Yeah, so that was cool. It was fun
Yeah, that's on is that on the
The best of DVDs on the best of DVD. That was a one of two bonus shorts the other one was the
infamous Gavin love making short.
Really hot.
Definitely children shouldn't watch it.
But you know, no one should watch that.
No, I'm just kidding.
In general, watch Gavin like dive whenever that comes on.
Like I've seen people try to play it.
Forming like runs out of the room.
He refuses to watch it.
It's the reason.
Like just when that music kicks in, he just runs like,
I'm sure it was awkward.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Like we were talking about it before,
but it was definitely more awkward watching him
making out with Sam than it was the dude.
That's what I said.
Yeah, dude, it's like, oh, this is gonna be funny.
Yeah.
Dude on girls like, oh, she has a husband.
Yeah, she's married.
She's married to a linebacker.
Yeah.
A bunch of hole whole throws face.
So I run.
Yeah.
So I finally watched all of the Rishthi's vines. Now that they were compiled and uploaded to YouTube.
Yeah.
I think what you think.
I think they're all right.
I'm glad I waited till they were on YouTube.
Me.
That's how I feel about vines.
I don't know.
It's just like I feel like I've drawn the line in the sand about vine.
And I can't change my position. So you're not a big fan of them either. No. Yeah, I don't know what it is. I feel like some've drawn the line in the sand about vine and I can't change my position
So you're not a big fan of them either. No, yeah, I don't know what it is
I think some about the fact that they repeat I think for the most part a lot of them are garbage
I like that
I do like that
The wrist-cheath ones were fine because they're just like quick jokes, you know, it's like a quick story
It's not just like some stupid ass bullshit. That should be an animated gift
It's like a video version of just a comic strip
It's like for people who can't illustrate comic strips. It's you have a few seconds to tell your punch. Well, it's five second films, right?
And that's all vine is no no it's six oh
Seven I was given too much credit. Well, I mean, yeah, but they're six seconds the same one second intro and like one second out
What I don't know whatever but basically this took five second films and turned it into a program and the megacook
40 to great short of
Oh, yeah, yeah, what do they call him grape yeah, great. Yeah, that was good instead of
They released a beyond two souls megastas 4 video
Yeah, it's it's difficult to watch
They had a photo of them up with Eric the actor from the Howard Stern show
Rocko, I think posted it or other I get megastas 4 posted it was like guess, I guess, I guess, I guess, there's like Rocco, Sean, and Garrett,
I think with the Eric the actor,
I don't know if anyone watched it.
No, I don't think so.
But he's like, he's a very interesting dude.
When I was looking at the analytics
on the Vine's compilation video,
and like, there's like a audience engagement.
I remember, and there's like a little peek.
There's a line that goes across the middle,
that's his average, and it starts out above the middle
And it kind of does this and then during the x-ray spec short. It's like boom
It's told like like it's just crazy compared to everything else
The bar was when you told me about it. I was like I should look that up
It's not pulling up
Yeah, so yeah that without that moment that moment is definitely engaging a lot of people.
Engaging a lot of people.
That's one way of saying it, I suppose.
But the mind's right is changing.
It's kind of cool.
I like how quick you just put them out.
It's like no thoughts.
It was just shooting on a camera.
Boom, it's done.
Now I'm all about efficiency and getting it finished.
We don't have to worry about editing, right?
I mean, I don't even know how it works.
You also don't edit on the fly.
Yeah, you only save the portion you want?
I don't know if you can save portions.
You gotta do it all, and you gotta get all three parts done.
Oh, really?
If it's like three shots, you gotta get the first two,
and then if you fuck up, Barbara knows.
Yeah, okay.
You're gonna jump stop?
Yeah, the affirmative.
No, the upper confirms.
The app is like, you push the screen and it records.
And then you let it off and it'll stop.
And you push it, and basically you can do up to seven seconds
You don't have to do the full seven seconds six no you have to do the full no you don't you don't have to do the full
Well, that's bullshit because when I was doing that fucking jumping around thing with the
Chain yeah, I went around and got really tired. It's like okay are we done and it's changed like no you got
Three more seconds is like I don't know got three more seconds. So like, I
don't know where else to go. So that's why I end up going up
the stairs. That's why you went up there. You sure after that,
like you're so after football. Yeah, we played pretty bad.
We got a bunch of people together this week and a play football.
And it was the most pathetic excuse for football. I mean,
you see, great. When you say play football, you mean you had a
football and there was a lot of like, we were, you played, you
played Madden. It was some sort of, yeah, it was like, it was you me, Barber, we ran in Aaron Holly, ball we were you played you played Madden it was some stuff yeah it was like it was you me barbed when we ran in Aaron Holly when we were
trying to look for people I I went to guess I was like hey guess you want to play
football this weekend and you like to be go play you know I'm shocked that you would
you can play football and it didn't occur to me yeah well it's like y'all
we're fucking posing pictures and like posting them there was one picture I was like
two pictures are they two?
yeah, but that's a funny part of that day.
Okay, it was posing for the photo.
It was great not like five minutes after we started playing the game Brandon's eight-year-old
cleats like ripped off of the bottom of his shoes.
It was stuck in the back.
We actually wore cleats.
He did.
He wore cleats and then you guys wore a hat.
I showed up I was like I showed up I was like oh this will be fun I'll do a little
two-hand touch and fucking Jordan's over here with like catchers
I know I have to be called I don't know Jesus. Wait catchers love is a baseball thing. Yeah catchers me
He was like receivers close receiver's
Sure, oh, yeah, there's a picture. Yeah, look at all the Brandon's really giving it
It was a lot of fun though
Brandon was on the other team. Those were the teams.
And I was covering Brandon when he was playing receiver.
And there was one time where they did a quick play.
And I wasn't covering him.
And he was wide open.
And the ball was going to.
And I was like, oh no.
Al, he'll drop it.
Sure.
I'm very happy.
Thank you.
He's like kids.
He's like kids.
He's his dad's in the ball's right. I was like, yeah, I saw it. I love Brandon saying I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm fast. You know, I despite my my nerdy demeanor, when I was a little kid, you know,
I guess like all the little boys in the neighborhood
would get together and play football.
So, you know, I played a lot of like football industry
or with friends of mine.
You play a 500 and stuff.
I never learned to fucking throw a football.
It's like, it makes me feel so emasculated.
Every time I try to throw a football,
it's just kind of like ball.
It's like, it just bounces like right in front of me like,
huh, give me a baseball.
I can throw a baseball.
One of the most hilarious things I've ever seen is Miles'
is friend Doyle, throw a football.
Also known as Don from Breed State K-Don, yes.
He, he doesn't even have like the former.
He like puts his arm out and like hops and then just trucks it.
We spent, we spent a good few weekends trying
to teach him how to throw a ball.
He can kind of not suck now, which is good
So props to props to Don we're gonna play the parks somewhere around here
Yeah, it was a school by Brandon's apartment. Yeah, the Ann Richard School for young women leaders
I'm like gonna ask what Brandon has an apartment
Sounds creepy is that's a real school. Yeah, wow
Man Not so you play so you played baseball when you were kid? That sounds creepy as that's a real school. Yeah, wow. Okay. That's funny.
Man.
So you played baseball when you were a kid?
Yeah, I played a bit of baseball.
Yeah.
Second base.
Well, how old were you when you stopped?
Uh, when I stopped like 16 maybe?
Oh, wow.
I see man almost high school.
Yeah.
I thought would have been in high school.
That's cool.
So I played a lot.
I was decent at fielding, but man, I'm fucking hitting. I suck at hitting.
It's like I could blunt the shot of a baseball. And I was pretty fast. I could normally make
it. We can probably run pretty quick, right? Yeah. So it's like just like try to drop it
right there in front and just take off running. But as far as like swinging and hitting,
I was happy when it was happy when it happened. I played one season of machine pitch baseball growing up and I hit the ball.
I hit the ball once the entire season on our last game. I hit it and it was like
way far out in the outfield and I didn't know what to do because I just so used
to like okay I'll strike out and then I'm gonna go stand in the field for 10
minutes and then I'll come back and I'll do it again and then we can go have snow
cones. That was baseball. So the first 10 minutes and then I'll come back and I'll do it again and then we can go have snow cones. That was baseball.
So the first time I hit it, I was like stunned
and I looked around and everybody just started running.
Run, run, run, so I ran to first base
and then I stopped, I was like, I made it to the base
and I'm like, my coach's like, keep going!
I didn't know what to do.
There were more.
I made it to home.
So you were 17 years old when I was there.
When I was in kindergarten playing T-Ball,
my mom tells me that when I was five or something that I would play right field.
And that like since no one ever hit out there, I would just stand there and play with my zipper.
So at the whole game, I just stand there unzipping and zipping my pants as you would be yelling.
I'm even the crowd to stop, but I knew she was far away.
So I wouldn't stop. I just look at her and keep doing it.
I was like, is he doing that now? What's going on?
Doing on the right field.
Oh, he's just playing with a zipper again.
Please, take out.
When I was a kid and I played baseball, there were two
Jordans on the team.
I always get confused when they're yelling it.
You know, Jordan covers second base.
I'm all the way over here and then I go over there. They weren't talking to me. So, you know, on my, my
gamer tag and a bunch of stuff, my nickname for a lot of things is lunatic. That nickname,
that nickname started in seventh grade when I was on the school basketball team. My school,
for whatever reason, was like, oh, they really supported the whole, like, everybody should get
a chance to play. So we had the A team, the B team, and then there was the go team. And we were on go team. And the coaches of the go team weren't allowed to tell kids
that they couldn't be on the team. So I was literally on the everybody else that tried
out to play basketball team. And we had so many people that we would have to switch out
five players every like two and a half minutes just so that the entire team could play Wow, no, weren't very good. Where are you?
My my coach called my coach at the time started calling me lunatic at that point because of my last name and it wasn't because of like
I did something cool. It's because I would make crazy stupid decisions of the time
I remember I scored I scored a basket one time and it was like a three-point basket and I'm like
Oh, hey, I'm in middle school and everything doesn't suck
This is grades and we the other team gets the ball and then I immediately stole it back
I'm like, yeah, everything's turning up miles
I made it to half court and then I tripped on myself and fell in the middle of half court in front of the entire school
And I picked up the ball and I looked around and there was this big kid next to me Matt who was like the coolest kid on go team
He was like give me the ball and in my so not that cool. I know my head like everything slowed down
I was like miles whatever you do
Don't give Matt the ball. You need to redeem yourself for falling in front of everyone
Make a half-court shot and it was the it was just silence and air ball
like a half-court shot. And it was the, it was just silence and airball
and then the bus came in.
And that's how I got the nickname.
There's a, there's a particularly embarrassing moment
during football this weekend where I was quarterback
and through the ball and like pretty much
threw it straight out of bounds.
Like straight right angle to the right.
I was just like, I just turned around
and that's how I feel.
You're really quiet outplay.
If no one Xbox Live game, you like quit.
I'm not gonna finish this.
I almost do that in GTA now, because if I'm driving
like with a bunch of people in a mission,
and like I crashed the media,
and like, oh God, I'm so embarrassed.
Everyone is complaining about me right now.
I get so embarrassed, like, I'll take my headset off,
and like turn the volume down and sit there.
So I was playing last night and
No one that I normally play with was on so I like I just started playing with random people admissions
So I got a two-player mission
So it's like someone someone else joins the lobby and I normally don't talk but I could hear him like hey you there
You got a headset. Oh shit. Okay, so I put my head sound like yeah, I am here very gentlemanly
So we start the mission and we're like coordinating and stuff and
The guys like you sound really familiar. Do I know you know?
No, no, no, not at all. God. I can almost place it your voice is so familiar
And then we go to get in my car in the game and you look somewhere like this but you go ass man man. You're Gus from Rooster Team. I got out of my ass.
I looked you up in the registry. I had a moment like that to where I was playing a deathmatch.
And it was like at the beginning where they introduced deathmatch and I'm thinking I have
to do this because it's part of the game. And it was just me and someone else against
four other people. and I didn't
know how to like how everything was working.
Yeah, yeah, you're still learning.
And so I'm like on a rooftop and I see that there's someone on the radar and I'm like, okay,
this person's around here somewhere.
So I'm looking on the roof, I'm looking on the ground.
Then the guy pops up from behind like a chimney or something and kills me and like,
oh man, that was so fucking embarrassing.
Then he sends me a message and it says, I love RTAs.
Oh, that's a good word.
No.
No.
Shot.
Have you ever had people, well, I guess you don't have a public gamer tag. Sorry, not
as bad with you, but like have you guys had anyone like finding you and taking photos of
you in the game?
No.
Like cyber popper odds.
Never send that.
No, never send that.
Yeah, we didn't let's play why people have been sending me requests.
Yeah, like, but like when we're recording GTA stuff,
we're in public lobbies.
Literally people will find us and like start trying to take selfies
with themself in us and the backgrounds.
Yeah, but hold that story on the podcast.
Really weird.
Yeah.
Somebody went up to Michael and took a selfie.
Yeah.
Well, what's funny is, like you and I were playing together
the other night, we weren't in the same car.
Like we just finished a mission and we're getting
in our separate cars going our separate ways that someone else was driving by and he started
like harassing Jordan and chasing him and shooting him. I was like, uh oh, I'm not chasing
him too because he's with me. Yeah, I'm like, cornered and killed and busy. I made a mistake when I
started playing online because the first car that I happened to get, like once I got to have
involved with tutorial bullshit was I think it was the same model as Franklin's motorcycle.
And I was like, oh, dude, I love driving Franklin's motorcycle in the solo game because I have
it all soaked up and stuff.
I'm gonna do the same thing with this.
So I made it the car that's like insured and I'm like, no money.
I was like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna give all my money into Franklin's fucking motorcycle.
And that's the day I stopped playing with random strangers because if they, if anybody
sees another player on a motorcycle, like everybody's following traffic laws and then also and you just see like one car just
starts swarving madly to come and run into you it's the biggest mistake I've
made in the game so far. I actually chose the car that Franklin drives the
bravado buffalo. Oh yeah. Just because yeah you can you can soup it up and I know
it sounds dumb. It's a four door so you can fit your crew in. I think you're going
mission and it's like pretty fast. No I I had to go online and figure out what the best four door car was because when we let's play stuff
It's nice to have me build you four people. Yeah, yeah, so I drive a lot now
It's like everyone else like oh, I got this little sports car like it's okay
Research to buy a digital car. Yeah, yeah, I looked it up online like what's the fastest
Most fuel-efficient car what did you pick? I drive. I know, I'm gonna get to that in a second.
The fugitive, I think, is what it's called.
Okay.
Yeah, it's a pretty nice car though.
But yeah, my garage, I have like a rainbow
of like beautiful cars and then like my four door
and then I've got my motorcycle
and then my starter car too.
So, but yeah.
Jordan has a mini-cooper.
Oh, hey.
The first time he drove up, he was like,
this is what you think.
You mean? There's some reason there is nothing but those cars and I was like, this is what you think. You mean?
There's some reason there is nothing but those cars.
And I was like, I guess the game wants me to pick this one.
Early on, you and I and Finch were playing.
We all ended up in mini-coupers.
And it was like the highest or whatever.
The Italian job.
The Italian job.
At one point, we all, I was showing them where there was a super jumper
or whatever.
And somebody came, okay, follow me.
And so Gus and Finch were behind me.
And I hit the handbrake and did a perfect 180 spin.
And Finch and Gus both spun and landed.
We all ended up in a perfect line,
all facing the exact same direction.
And it was like the coolest thing ever.
It was like totally out of a movie.
Like, wow, that was pretty cool.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
There's something about cool video game moments
that I just love.
It's like you can only retell it to certain people
that have played the game.
Otherwise, it's like, oh man, one time I stuck this guy in Halo 4. If you tell that to somebody that doesn't play, it's like, I don't retell it to certain people that have played the game Otherwise, it's like oh man one time I stuck this guy in Halo 4 if you tell that to somebody that doesn't play
It's like I don't give a fuck why are you talking to me who are you?
I was playing with one of our crew members who's gonna remain nameless because I don't want to out him
But I was doing the one of those missions where you have to go and like kill the gang members and take the drugs and take it back to
Gerald yeah, so I'm like it's the one in the in like the LA River like the the the canal
Oh, yeah, so I'm driving down there and I'm driving real slow.
Because I normally call it a day, I'll set my car up
and it'll hide behind it.
I'll start shooting people out.
So I'm like, parking my car, I'm getting it turned.
So when I escape, it can be already positioned.
I get out of my car, I'm sneaking behind it.
And then I look at the mini-map
and I see my other crew member driving around,
like, what's he doing?
And he comes like flying out of the sky
and lands his car in the middle of the gang members
and it's like, it's shot. And I'm I'm like mother fucker and his car's just like slowly
Everyone just turns and looks at me like
It's like all this planning I was doing nope
That's the cool thing my grandfather thought it was like the narratives like it's just it's like it just creates these narratives for you
That you know don't even exist. It's like oh my god
I was you know I have these stories to tell about this dumb game that I'm playing. It's amazing
I love it like so what's your like best skill you would say as far as in Grand Theft Auto 5 like driving flying shooting
I like flying but my online character hasn't
Really done it very much. It's still terrible. I think driving. I'm I've gotten better at it
Yeah, I used to be terrible. I'm pretty decent. I thought I was good at driving And there was that mission. I was driving Gus and somebody else and I heard Esther heckling me
Who's driving? They're terrible
Jesus
I would say I'm gonna say I'm the I'm the pilot of achievement hunter like anytime
There's something like a helicopter or a plane or something. I'm usually the one who jumps in so that's my specialty
I've always been good at flying for some reason
But we thought I wouldn't trust any of the others
I did a mission I think was yesterday the day before where you go out to like remote area and sandy shores
You have to steal this private jet. They have to go land it in the sandy shores airfield
Okay, so it was me and this one other guy. We go out there. We kill everyone then he tells me to fly the plane
I'm like, oh, like I want to screw
this up. I want to make sure I do good. So I get in there. Perfect take off. Like
yeah, fly it around the mountain. Kevin is like, oh, I see the airport. I do one
pass over it. Then I like turn around, second of line myself up and land
properly. Lower the landing gear. Fucking beautiful.
The most perfect landing I've ever done in my life.
The plane comes to a slow stop and I'm like huh there's cars on the airfield and I get out of it and
I'm just like surrounded by enemies I guess I missed a part of the mission where I
have to wait for him to clear the airfield before I land I just land in the
middle of like five SUVs of enemies this fucking blew me up and blew the
plane up so embarrassing you know you can hijack 747s in that game if you get a
helicopter you can land it on
So yeah and then hijack it really like the jumbo jets you can paint it. Oh my god. That's awesome
So I haven't done it yet. I've seen the the myth busters that in the house guys the date some nice
Yeah, we did the thing I won't spoil it
But we have a thing coming out and I think it's doing in Grand Theft Auto 5 the titting probably hopefully this week most likely next week
Though that was probably the most fun. We've had playing Grand Theft Auto 5 stealing jum hitting probably, hopefully this week, most likely next week, though, that was probably the most fun we've had playing Grand Theft Auto 5.
Is it stealing jumbo jets?
Because I think you spoiled it.
No, no, no, no, no, it's not that.
There is a flying element to it, but it is incredibly funny, and we had a great time,
and I think we're going to try to do it again soon, so.
Nice.
Anyway, keep your eyes out for it.
You're also working on, is it extra life stuff?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we have extra life coming up.
That's November 2nd and 3rd.
Thank you for bringing, yeah, yeah. So we have extra life coming up. That's November 2nd and 3rd.
Thank you for bringing that up, man.
It's a cool charity thing we're doing.
It's extra life, extra-hiphonlife.org.
And basically you play video games.
It's kind of like a walk-a-thon thing, where it's like people donate for you to...
It's a way more fun.
Yeah, instead of that, we're going to be streaming video games stuff for 25 hours,
because it's actually over the...
Or nothing like that.
They like saving you.
I'm doing the saving.
So at 3 a.m. so here you go.
Like at 3 a.m. is going to drop back to 2 a.m.
So we actually have 25 hours.
But we're going to be streaming live from here on the podcast
set.
And you can join Team Rooster Teeth.
We're all all of us in Austin or at least most of us here
in Austin are.
We've selected the Dell Children's Hospital, which is like the local Children's Hospital, the Children's Miracle Network Hospital here in Austin or at least most of us here in Austin, are we've selected the Dell Children's Hospital, which is like the local children's hospital,
the Children's Miracle Network Hospital here in Austin.
And if you wanna join, you can join our team,
but you don't have to donate to our hospital,
you can do one of your local ones
if you'd rather do that instead,
or you can join us donating to Dell's.
But yeah, we're gonna be streaming here
the whole time, we're gonna be rotating people out
throughout the whole stream.
And I think at one point, we may be joining on
to the Microsoft Extra Life Stream here in a local Austin area, so like the domain
up in Austin. So you can come meet us out there and say hi, but our stream here
will be private, you know, is the people work here. So we're not, you know, no
visitors or anything during that. But yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun. We're gonna
be doing giveaways. We have a lot of cool stuff. I know like Razer's donated
some stuff to us. We have a bunch of other companies. We're doing a stuff that
we're gonna be giving away when we hit certain milestones as we're playing. So like if we hit a certain, you know, like a goal we hit, we'll be like to us, we have a bunch of other companies, we're doing a stuff that we're going to be giving away when we hit certain milestones as we're playing.
So if we hit a certain, you know, like a goal we hit, we'll be like,
okay, we're going to give away some razor controllers or whatever and stuff like that.
And yeah, if you're out there, you want to join, it's extra-life.org-slash-team-slash-rister-teeth.
And of course, we'll put it in the LinkedIn.
Yeah, I'll be in the LinkedIn.
And I'm going to be posting more information about it.
It's kind of like a schedule who's going to be here win. And we're going to be playing games with the community
whoever wants to join in with us.
And it's going to be awesome. Jeff and I did it three years ago
in 2010 and I killed myself doing it.
It was rough but this is going to be a little bit more fun.
Like a whole mix of people.
And should we get time to shoot late night employee be joining.
New late night employee.
Oh god are you talking about.
Oh yeah. The rat. I don't know. I don't know. New late night. Oh God are you talking about oh? Yeah the rat?
I don't know I like everyone thinks there's just one there's there's clearly more than just one
So anyway, you're just blew my mind
There's a whole family. Yeah, it's got to have a mom and a dad the rats. They got motorcycles back there You know like we know when I'm glad we finally got a picture of it because it was like talking about big picture
You can see great. We did over the weekend
I'm glad we finally got a picture of it because it was like talking about picture you can see great
tweeted it over the weekend.
No, I don't see that.
He said he met the new roommate or whatever it was.
Yeah, yeah, we'll pull up the picture and put it on the
come to it.
But yeah, Gray snapped a picture of it running across the studio floor.
I have two friends that can make a great mouse trap if
I don't know.
Do you want to pet mouse Aaron?
No more pet mice.
What was the name Henry?
She's not your listening.
Henry, no, Henry, junior. Anyway, one the name Henry? She's not your listening. Henry, no Henry Jr.
Oh, anyway, one last thing about extra life.
Oh, sorry.
If you do work for a game company or you're out there
and you want to donate something to our stream
that we can then give away for charity stuff,
you can email community at roostert.com
and just email us, give us your information
and we'll take care of that as well.
So there you go.
But anyway, extra life, join it, it's gonna be awesome.
And yay, children helping out in charity.
Maybe we could get a download code
from the day one Gary's incident, guys.
Those guys are pretty cool.
Guys hear about all that?
Yeah, it was a total biscuit.
Yeah.
So,
So he put up a video review that was critical of it.
Of yeah, of the Gary's incident.
And that caused an incident.
And then it got pulled from YouTube
by the developers.
By the developer.
By the developer, by the copywriting infringement.
And they've subsequently apologized saying,
yeah, today they apologized.
And they said that they gave him
an advance code for an advanced copy of the game to review it.
But they never discussed YouTube monetization.
Bullshit.
So since it was monetized, they pulled it.
Bullshit.
Watch the video that he posted.
But the fallacy in that argument was there were tons of other videos that were not critical of the
game that were on YouTube monetized. His was the only one that was pulled. Yeah, I told him to get
posted a very interesting, it's 15 minutes long. If you're interested in it, it's back up now.
More like. Well, no, he posted a response video. Yeah, there's a response. Oh, I think the
original videos also back up. So just told tell this could do reviews like straight up actual editorial reviews
He does he does a WTF is and then yeah, he'll do it a general like should you buy it should you not?
Because I have a watch enough of a stuff to know if he did that or not because you know
We don't do reviews for achievement hunter. Yeah, you guys the closest thing we do is like if this is we're kind of explain the game
Yeah, I saw someone recently call us out
and call us posties for not doing video game reviews
because we didn't want to hurt people's feelings.
I was like, that's really,
and we're just like missing the point
we want to celebrate games to talk about stuff we'd like.
It's the easiest Rooster Teeth review.
If we're playing the game, we like it.
It's pretty much it.
If we play a game, we don't like it,
we just stop playing it. But if it's a game like, you know, we're gonna start playing over and over again
You know if it's paid a two of his grants of thawed O5. It's okay. Clearly we like those games. So play those games
So I'm told we have a picture of the rat
If you guys want to see it
Oh
Like yeah, that's above mouse.
That is better than you.
There is that.
That is my computer.
That's what I've never seen before.
That's the green screen.
Yeah, there's the green screen on the left.
So that's your desk now, Jordan?
Yeah.
The studio is in fucking shambles right now.
Yeah.
I moved down, I moved back downstairs.
Jordan moved over. A bunch of people
working on the gauntlet moved over. Yeah, it's kind of a gauntlet to try a labyrinth.
If you want to see it, they have it in the control room to get to to get to anybody's
desk down there. Yeah, looks like a nuke went off in the studio. There's just stuff everywhere
right now. Yeah, I went in there the other day and I was like, oh my god, what happened
there? Like, oh, this is much better than what I was yesterday. Yeah. Jesus Christ.
What was it like yesterday?
When I was moving over to that corner and we were like,
because Shane was moving and Monde had already moved, like we just like totally like just
moved every desk and started from scratch.
Yeah.
Imagine a nuke went off and then all the people that go in the studio are just like, we must
rebuild.
Well, the other day I said, I was looking for, I think an ethernet cable.
And I made the joke that I felt like I was
Like a post-apocalyptic wasteland like scavenging for like one valuable part
I was like 50 piles of like I was like I've done an HDMI and car is like give it to me
It's mine. I was wheeling Dylan with care because I was like I had like two short ethernet cables
I was like I need a longer one carry. I'll trade you both of these for your long
And he's like, no, that's a shitty deal, but I'll trade you both of these for your long table and he's like nah that's a shitty deal but I'll take it because I like yeah yeah so I guess
my wife is drunk and drunk tweeting right now nice she just sent one out that says
one time I sat next to Steven Baldwin at Starbucks he was screaming into his cell phone
I'm Steven Baldwin never put me on hold
hi Esther I'm Steven Baldwin never put me on hold. Hi, Esther.
That's fun.
Got that looking to look forward to.
So that reminds me of a conversation we had earlier.
It's up.
If you were like trapped in this room that we are in right now, and there was no food or water,
how long could you live on a bottle of vodka?
Okay.
Am I alive?
I think it's a dumb question because it's not how long can you last? How much more quickly can you my life, I think it's a dumb question, because it's not
how long can you last, how much more, how much more quickly can you die? So you think it's
detrimental? Yeah. Like to live longest, you would avoid the vodka altogether. Yeah. What
would the vibe? I mean, like what's this? Is it like, doors seal right now, this moment
and we're all like this? Yeah. Okay. So it's not like, it's not like, you know, a new
one off somewhere where we're all injured and shit like, I try and live long enough to
cause problems for the podcast.
And then once I like made your life more difficult,
then I just, I just let myself go.
I believe you said I would drink all the vodka
and then throw up just to have something to do.
Yeah, if I was just locked in the room with nothing,
I might as well just kill some time.
And myself. Yeah, I'll be enjoying that later.
Again, the leading Las Vegas style and just like,
down, try to kill yourself.
Yeah, that's what we say is like,
could you commit suicide if you just like slam the whole bottle?
It'd be a way out.
What if you just hook the bottle and then slit you throughout?
No, that's a plastic bomb.
Oh, cheap vodka.
Yeah, that's a lot of vodka.
Dammit.
Yeah, if you like beer bomb the whole bottle of vodka
Your butt right back in the drunker faster and faster. Yeah, that's knows what's up. I don't party
I was I was with a friend one time. We were we went to the beach and you know you bring drinks to the beach and stuff
And I don't know why but somebody decided like to fill up a bunch of water bottles with vodka either
I don't know why but somebody decided to fill up a bunch of water bottles with vodka, either to...
I don't know why but there was vodka in water bottles and it was absolutely...
It was Doyle.
It was absolutely shit-based trunk.
And he was desperate to get any water because we're on the beach so it's like,
oh, do we have anything?
And he dug through someone's back, but he's like,
Oh, Zarka!
And just started shitting it and realized it was fucking immediately got sick.
Oh, Zarka.
I love it.
It was so cute.
Yeah.
That's my hero.
But what else do we talk about before the podcast?
Oh, yeah.
Let me read this.
Okay.
Remember what you're just about to talk about.
We'll try.
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obviously you can have it everywhere like Apple TV, Xbox,
tablet, computer. You can start watching one device. Like I was watching
it on my living room the other day. I was like, I'm gonna go eat dinner now.
And I got turned it off there and then I go and I just resume it right where I was at.
That's on my Apple TV in the other room. Dude, I just got a Wii U and hands down
the greatest feature of having a Wii U is being
able to play your games without the television being on.
I saw it, you're probably is just out of reach.
Yeah, I'm 12 feet away from the...
I'm seriously honestly thinking about rearranging some of the stuff in the living room just so
I can poop and play Rayman Legends at the same time because that game is incredible.
Oh my God.
Any chairs at 12 that if you try hard enough. That's true. That's true.
Why is it never been trying hard enough?
We can have Hulu plus how quickly does daily show pop up on Hulu plus?
Mixed a like next day. Okay. Cool. Yeah. I've just I've just signed up for it now.
And I've got it. Have you watched Brooklyn 999?
I have an amber show. It is shockingly good. Really? It is really funny.
Because as soon as I saw it, I was like, Oh, Andy. No. That's what it looks like. It looks like it looks like one of those Fox shows It is shockingly good. Really? It is really funny because as soon as I saw it
I was like, oh, Andy, no. That's what it looks like. It looks like it looks like one of those Fox shows
They just promote like crazy watch football. It's like, oh great another Brooklyn 99 ad the new watch show
It's like this is actually really funny show. They have another show coming up that seems really ambitious for TV
That almost human. Oh, yeah, it's got a carl urban and I think JJ Abrams executive producer on it
It seems kind of like it reminds me I mean, I've just seen like the trailers.
It reminds me of like the Atomata series of strips from Penny Arcade.
Or it's like the cop with the role partner.
When we were at New York Comic Con, yeah, we saw, we saw ads everywhere for,
for the Brooklyn 99 for almost human.
The other show that we saw an ad for was iron sites.
I don't know if you're familiar with this.
Oh, thank God.
It was.
It was. Seriously like, he's an
African-American cop growing up on
the bad side of town and he was a
good cop until something happened
and now he's in a wheelchair, but he's
not going to let up on crime because
he's iron sides. It was seriously like,
if you watch a marathon, it was like,
it was like a wheels and the leg
man. It's just a rip off of like,
a wheels and the leg man. God man. It was, it was like, it was like a wheels in the leg man. It's just a rip off of like a wheels in the leg man.
God, man, it was just like I could not think of a more cliche.
They make it prime time drama.
They make it so dramatic and it's like I roam these streets and it's just him like it's like a weird
like angle of him like just like him like the wheel in his arm like does he have the gun in his hand
while he's like rolling his wheelchair as well.
And then he has to put in his mouth
he's got like a beer helmet with guns on his hands like a sweet like catchphrase
oh Jesus I'm gonna think about it for the rest of the contest earlier. What was I talking about?
About what?
Bross we did talk about bras. What were you talking about?
You got it for I did the read you said oh, oh, I was gonna talk about we were asking to the what each other what what your favorite movie is
Because that's such a hard question to answer
Cuz I don't see here's how here's how I roll it out
It's like what is a movie that let's say you're just flipping through channels or whatever you see this movies on no matter
What you're doing? Maybe you pay full attention to it?
Maybe just keep it on the background
But you're gonna keep that movie you're gonna stay on that channel until the movies over for me that just lots of movies
I know that I know that movie because it comes on a lot, but it's
You know just because it comes on a lot. It's not like my favorite movie comes on TV all the time
If my cousin Vinnie's on
favorite movie comes on TV all the time. If my cousin Vinny's on, I'm gonna play HBO to you.
You'll see.
I always have to watch it because I like it.
Oh yeah, that's a good one.
I don't know, there's a lot of them.
I've stopped my head, I think of like eternal sunshine
of the spotless mind.
It's okay.
Seven.
I feel like I've seen seven a lot lately for some reason.
I saw a fight club again recently.
I'm gonna be holding it pretty well.
Oh, it did.
Fight Club's awesome.
Those HBO movies, like they're cyclical.
They like come back and try to-
God HBO, I don't know why HBO had such a boner for Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
But I played that shit all the fucking time all the time
All the Harry Potter movies a lot
You know what I finally saw this weekend?
What's up?
Was Pacific Rim
What did you think about that?
It was fine
I appreciate the movie
Totally fine
No I mean they just go like I feel like it's a movie that's like it knows what it is
Yeah I'm not exactly that movie
Is that because you go in expecting that?
Yeah But I thought it was gonna be one dimensional characters with some robots fighting
I just like I want it if I could have gotten like the robot to like score a touchdown and then spike a football
That would have been like every cliche in the book. They managed to get into that movie. I can't believe you don't like it
No, I enjoy it
There's this right up your ass. No, it was fucking like a 15 year old Gus would have had a boner
Jesus 15-year-old Gus would have had a boner
Far away are we from the movie that we can talk about little tiny spoilers is it far enough away?
It's on DVD now, right? So yeah, it is the fucking sword
It's been those whole movie and it's like all of a sudden there's a giant sort of
Carried off and like I guess we're gonna die no
They're like they're like who carried off and like I guess we're gonna die. No
Really And she's like for my family in Japanese
Christ I'm gonna Ron Pearlman like Ron Pearlman Charlie day
We try to do you think it was really
Charlie but if Charlie was smart, ah!
Did you see that clip?
There's a clip when the movie first came out where it's a clip from the movie
and it's when he's talking to Ron Pearlman's character and he's like,
Ron Pearlman's like, you know, what do you need these parts for?
And he's like, I can't tell you because it's classified,
but I will say it is pretty cool and then like it's always sunny music comes on it says Charlie builds a robot
that did not see that movie I mean it's a fun movie and it's like that's like a
perfect 3d movie like this just just pure popcorn
goofy stupid movie but yeah it's like man it's so cliché like I looked it I
looked it up it only made like a hundred million bucks to basically but it was like 300 million international
Yeah, did you see the trailer for the new Godzilla movie? No, I'm okay looks cool. Yeah
You only see like a brief hint of Godzilla, but it's all just like destruction and it has like that classic Godzilla roar
That's that now
Classic Godzilla roar and,
yeah.
No, no, no.
Same thing.
A signature sound is much different than
Deus Ex Machina so, yeah.
But this is like, it's my brother and we were so good
because we're brothers.
All my brothers dead.
All now, you're like, you and your,
you've lost your family.
And it's like, oh, and the Russians who are like
stereotypical Russians.
It's like, I'm gonna see this.
I saw those Russians in Chinese.
I was like, they're gonna die me.
No, I'm not gonna make it. And then they Chinese. I was like, they're gonna die in the end.
I'm not gonna make it.
And then they go out together like,
oh this is it.
They're not coming back.
And then they have like the Australian assholes
where like they're like the hot shit.
And then they're like,
Australian assholes.
So you know he's got a soft side.
Oh, but this is my son.
And this is like,
I mean it was like the Chinese one had like three,
three arms and two of them were on the same side.
I was like, why not put the third one in the middle
The sword Hey, you did not understand the anatomy of the yanger
Cut through everything you know everything you're talking about in night
I will say the idea of like the building like they're building the wall or whatever
Understand about the wall is like. And it's like, walls are finished. And then it's boom. Fuck you.
You understand about the wall.
It's like, so what was their strategy?
They were just gonna live in these wall cities
and give up the rest of the yard.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You know, if you want to check outside,
and that's not the most far-fetched idea, okay.
It's like, uh, the oceans, yeah, those used to be cool.
Yeah.
Filled with alien monsters now.
Don't go over there.
I always do a beach once.
I died.
Well, even then, like, the end of the, well, I don't like it. I don't like it like the end of the line. I don't like it. I don't like it
I don't like it the end of the movie, but there's stuff at this just like guys
It's all logic just goes out the window. Yeah, of course
Of course all logic goes on the window saying is if you have a door
It's like okay. We know where they're coming from this is wait till they're like in here
Then we'll fuck around with them instead of going right to the source
I mean like why don't we just put a giant sword over where they're coming out and just go right through that
You know, but no that would mean that movie did something it was weird
We're like the people who you wouldn't expect to like it really liked it and like the caught like you know
The common audience who was made for dinner, you know, yeah, yeah
I'm really caught on that's why I didn't do well. Yeah, so I think that's really weird
Yeah, I don't know who they were targeting with that movie. Worked on me. I'm excited for Godzilla.
I watch all the Godzilla movies, have the Godzilla toys.
The trailer is very simple, but it's effective.
I finished Pacific Rim and I was like, man, I hope they make a sequel.
Atlantic Rim.
Don't be rich out of the Australian.
They can make us equal. I was excited. Atlantic Rim.
Don't be rich.
Don't be rich.
I'm the old Australian.
They can make seven sequels.
And there's like it in the like seas.
The black lakes.
Black sea rim.
Lake Placid rim.
China alligator monsters.
That's like Sharknative territory.
Oh, I need to see that.
So what movies are coming up like this winter?
Like what are the big things coming out?
I don't.
I'm trying to think like there's that Walt Disney movie
saving Mr. Something or is the Mary Poppins movie
where Tom Hanks plays Walt Disney.
And so like Leah Thompson I think is the woman
who wrote Mary Poppins.
What's Tom Hanks?
Tom Hanks is in that movie Captain Phillips.
I want to see that.
I don't know to ruin it for you
But I read an article like the crew members of that ship. Yeah, pretty much call that captain Phillips is like being a terrible captain in the coward in the whole situation
so
Sorry, what is it captivating because that's all I care about. I don't know maybe the movie's good
Yeah, it looks don't think about the real life thing. Max pun. What? What? Oh God. I thought you did. I'm not
that's why I ignored it. I. Captain Vating. He was their
captive. That's why it's captivating. I mean, I've
landed from the beginning. So we've had a couple of friends
see the movie. They say it's fantastic. But it's the same deal
where like Titanic, which is like, I know what happens at
the end of this movie. So I don't understand how it could
be. It's not about the destination
yeah it's story I guess so but at the same time it sort of takes away from it's
like you know what's gonna happen at the end it adds no you're not scared let's
like people movies don't work for me it's like but there's other characters
Captain Phillips isn't the only character yeah yeah I know but yeah what if the
other character there's another character that you like and you want to know what
happens to that character what if that character ends up dying yeah well I don I don't know. It's called okay. It's literally called captain's fillets
I imagine it's mostly about him so I don't know
For Ryan
Yes, take that maybe captain Phillips is for us gum like that he just ended up on this boat
That's like a giant version of Jenny.
You know, like his sailboat Jenny is like,
you know, like, the ship, the small pirate tank.
Yeah, it doesn't know the virus.
It's like Jenny nine or whatever.
These people look nice.
So I don't know what I'm thinking about this.
I'm probably just talking about movies still,
but I saw the production budget for Pacific Rim
going back to that was $190 million.
That's it.
That's a lot of money.
You're all for the amount of money.
Yeah, but that's in that movie.
Yeah, that's on the same.
I mean, I guess there are no real big actors.
I mean, I think what Ron Proman was probably
the largest like,
Ron Proman, the, the, the, the, the Japanese girls.
Yeah, interest.
Ibrahim.
I don't know if she in.
Yeah, Ibrahim.
No, the black guy, her dad, he was in,
he was the captain of Prometheus.
And he was, I think it was in a couple episodes of the office.
He was in the wire. Oh, yeah. He was the whiskey crew. Theheus, and he was, I think he was in a couple episodes of the office. He was in the wire.
Oh, yeah.
He was the whiskey crew.
He was the dick.
Yeah.
Actually, that's a new movie coming out.
There's that new Thor movie.
Looks pretty cool.
By the way, Brandon and I watched the wire when I was staying at his place.
So, like, and then the first season, there's that character Wallace, like, little kid.
Did you watch it?
I've about halfway through a season one.
Okay.
Well, then I'm not going to remember.
Okay.
You're a good man.
I appreciate it.
But I read that also that, you know, the interior, like,
helmet shots in Pacific Rim, like where they're like,
synced up side by side, that they actually built that room
on a 40 foot by 40 foot, in a 40 foot by 40 foot room,
on a giant gimbal so that it would actually move and shape
and they could do all those effects practically.
I will say some of the cool stuff that movies when they're like
linked together and like working together like walking at the
same time those crazy things like holding their feet in place.
That was neat. Like that was a cool idea. And the giant the idea
of giant robots is just a cool fun idea. But yeah.
Why do they get to look like humans? Like why do the giant
robots got to look like humans? Some of them didn't look like
humans. That one had three arms.
Well, the one that was the Russian to look like humans. Some of them didn't look like you. That one had three arms. Well, the one Russian had was like crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like deep sea diver.
Well, there's a little bit of a giant robot being.
They're synced with their brain and they're controlling it with their, with their
existence.
I do a giant enemy crab design, but instead of like one V-cloth just for cool factor,
but the other one would be lots of guns.
The other would be a soul crab's are cool.
I mean, they're small, but when you think about it,
a crab is a cool design.
We've actually been porting Rico and I see crabs all the time.
I'm not sure if I would see some crabs do
it's like if there's multiple people around them,
they'd use their claws like they were guns and be like,
like they're something all of you.
They're like, what are you fucking doing?
We're gonna claw for all of you.
They're like back away.
It's really like that scene out of fighting you, man.
I'm fighting you, man.
No, the crabs are awesome.
Okay, if you were to make a giant robot based off an animal,
what kind of animal would it be?
Draft.
Why?
What?
You can see for real.
Man, there's some other way cooler giant robots
far over there that about to kick my ass about five seconds
Some delicious leaves
Leaves You gotta go with like a cat right? Why like a jaguar or something?
That'd be pretty bad super stealthy fast
How stealthy is it gonna be though because it's a giant robot. It's a fucking jaguar
It's a giant fucking jaguar still it's gonna be stealthier than any other robot out there
You're giant and a robot
You don't need to be stealthy
No, I'm a little bit of a toy, it's more of a power inside
Well, what's your incorrect answer then?
Again, giant crab
You're fucking stable, you have multiple legs
A cat will fuck up a crab
No, fuck you shit
A cat? Well, okay
If the cat gets underneath the crab maybe Cat will eat the shell eat the shell of a crab. It's sneaks up on it. It was a bolt
It knows there's a cat under it
Was it boy strong and had all the cats that turn out
Yeah, and then the power Rangers that the one of the legs was a was a saboteur tiger and the one was a
Crab try Sarah talks. Yeah yeah the crab crab was the torso
never would have lost any fights with the crab
just piece right about your jack uh i think probably like some sort of like you know like a tiger
or some sort of fast cat like creature cat capture the little little center gravity down like
teradass moving quick but he's airborne now teradactyl do you have some sort of projectile Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I Tari dacto could do then is like pick up other robots taken really high and drop them
Do the other robots have a secret sword?
Join join join surprise me if tarot actor and crab team up
The plot from Iron Man one
It's just like take something to fly up really high
If a tarot actor held a crap upside down to its belly,
then he would cover its weak spot with tarot actor.
Yeah, he's the crab legs to grab on.
And then he has he's got to fly.
He's got to be an attack.
It's weak point for massive damage.
What are its weak points?
That's the whole thing.
Yeah, yeah, I get the weak point.
It'd be the belly.
How are you going to get to the belly?
Flip it over.
Get underneath it with a cat.
Yeah, my my fucking weak point is protected by the belly of a
tarot actor now the weak point your logic is
so your volatron is a tarot actor with a crab test
sounds cool to me so internet fucking great thank you for agreeing
I can't wait to see the million drawings of the
crab in the battles between tarot actor crab and large robot cats who would win that's up for you to decide
in an anew. I'll wait your answers. It's just rope Pacific Rim 2. You're welcome whatever
fucking studio made that. Yeah, I'm a Torro. I think it was universal. Oh, oh, okay, this is
kind of random, but I just I learned the other day. Apparently the spy kids movies and the machete
movies take place in the same universe. Because in all the spy kids movies and the machete movies take place in the same universe because in all the spy kids movies that actor plays their uncle machete
yeah it's uncle Danny Treho fucking that's awesome sorry that's all that's all
that's all I want to say we can move on to any topic I just want people to know
that I saw someone tweet you know on SVU Richard Belzer just you know left the show
so his character retired uh he's been in like detective lunch yeah he said that
thanks to him,
law and order SVU homicide life on the streets, the wire
Sesame Street are all in the same universe. Yeah.
Because detective lunch has been on all of those shows.
shows. Yeah. That's funny. It's there's some there's some
character that was like on like Twin Peaks or something that's
been on tons of shows. I've seen stuff about this where they
link all these different shows together.
Like family matters and full house take place
in the same universe or something.
Or no, step by step in family matters to place.
Because Steve Irkall showed up on step by step one time
and the sort of this weird universe thing.
Someone wrote an article that had linked something
like 20 or 30 shows together through different characters
that have been jumped over different cameos and stuff.
I apologize because I don't know all the details to this story, but I saw on Reddit like
years ago, it's either DC or Marvel Comics, one of those two companies, there are two police
officers that have been recurring in multiple, like, different comics done by different,
like writers and illustrators, like, like like these two same characters keep showing up in different universes and
different comic books all over the world. And it's like, how is this just
like some crazy inside like secret in the comic book illustration universe?
What is this? I don't know. I need to look it up. That's gonna bother me first
night. In multiple parallel. Yeah, exactly. Like they are. Yeah. These two guys are
cops. Yeah, everything else interchangeable. Yeah, these two guys are cops. Yeah, everything else
I think one of them is right headed. I'm looking at Twitter apparently there's already a
Ruse Chief Rat Twitter account
Get away from this always last for a good probably maybe two weeks and they kind of die out the whimmers were just like the rat
Whimmers running jacks beard Twitter like he had to go in for a while
And I'm in her from him in like six seven months. So just when you shaved it
I'm grown it out right now from a Halloween costume and I'm gonna trim it down afterwards
So what are you gonna be Halloween Jack? Oh
Let's take that somewhat Jack's gonna be for Halloween
Like so it's not Walter White. I'll tell you guys not it's not old Walter White like
Yeah, it's too full of a beard. Yeah, too full for that
Um, anyway, there's not there's I mean, I was trying to think of good Viking. I was like trying to think of good like beard related costumes
I could wear for Halloween a chip and Dale's dancer. That's it. God's got it
He's a
Myster Pysel
He's a great beard for that
Myster Pysel. He's a great beard for that.
A master Pysel.
From Gremes of Thrones?
Gremes of Thrones?
From Gremes of Thrones.
Which one is he?
He's the old guy.
He's always, he's in King's Landing.
He's on the small council.
Like the one who was with the prostitute.
Then he jumped up and was like, you know,
spry and then you, oh, and then he,
I was like, oh my God.
Kings.
Yeah.
How do you remember all those names? There's so many goddamn names. The books. You read the books.
I just watched the show with Kathy.
I'm almost done with book four.
Before I started watching.
Oh, wow.
Are there four books now?
There's five now.
So there's a fifth book.
But there's, there's supposed to be two more books, right?
Before I started.
Before I started watching Game of Thrones, like you gave me, like you and Aaron and a bunch
of people gave me like a lowdown on what was going on in the show. What's the name of the, the, the tribal Game of Thrones. You gave me, you and Aaron and a bunch of people gave me a lowdown
on what was going on in the show.
What's the name of the Game of Thrones spoilers
it's been out for a long time?
What's the Game of Thrones guy, the targ, no, not Targaryen?
Dragon Ladies, okay, Dragon Ladies Husband.
Drogo.
Drogo.
For the longest time, I just referred to him as
coma the barbarian, because I couldn't remember his fucking name.
So yeah, I don't know how you know that shit.
People who are too dumb and don't remember their character's names, they always come
up with funny nicknames.
Like I call you asshole.
Yeah, it's great.
The nicknames are funny.
He complimented you.
He called you an idiot, but a funny idiot.
All right, St.
Elsewhere apparently is the show.
But something thank you Andrew for tweeting that, but apparently there's a character on
St.
Elsewhere that links everything together so if you Google add you
can find a crazy backstory. There you go. So there you go. And people are also
gonna also asking about my shirt I've noticed. So this is my the dragon will be
unleashed shirt that a fan sent in. So I don't know if you can, there you go. What?
So I forget which fan sent it in but I love this. You all got some really cool.
We got some dolls the other day. Yeah, yeah, someone made some stuff creatures
or stuff animals of all of our Minecraft characters.
It's awesome.
They put a lot of time on it.
And they have like little, they have the squeeze their hand
and they say like catch phrases.
Yeah, there's there's the voice ships in their hands.
What's your catch phrase?
My is a surprise on the fuck.
Oh, so like raises, let's play Gavin, I feel like Gavin.
So like Jeff says, I regret hiring you people.
But no, the girl who did it apparently, like Gavin's, Gavin's character, she spent
50 hours working on it for just like his one little thing.
And it's big.
I mean, it's a good size.
I wish I had it here, but anyway, my arms actually fell off.
My little shriles got damaged.
They're getting repaired right now.
Yeah, and who knows how long this goes, it's got senior.
They got sent to our fulfillment house.
Oh, yeah, yeah. So we only stuff to get get sent there we only get like every two or three months. Yeah.
Should we should we have like a PO box is for like fan stuff just be like send it to our PO box.
I think we have to go check the PO box. Well then not you not not you were I have to go check it.
Well they know the address lane here. Well check you out. You're going to be okay.
But that way this in a dress we can give out and not feel so bad about like that dress we kind
of want to keep a little bit more quiet. It is out there, but it's something we don't make public true
I don't know
People are guessing lumberjack. No, no, that's so good though. It's a specific it'll be funny if you dress up with a bunch of two by fours around you
You like I'm lumberjack
Silence in the car
I'm having a little get together have some people over yeah, I think I've invited you guys right you're all welcome to come over
Okay, so I don't know if I'm gonna dress up
You wouldn't dress it come on let you see I dressed up last year. What did you dress up as last year? I bought. Where you
last year? I went to Target and I bought a little kids Luigi costume and it was so
small I had to like cut the crop out. I tweeted a picture of it last year.
If you're not going to dress up, can you at least tell everyone what you were going to do?
I don't know.
I still might do it.
That's why I don't want to say it.
In the off-hand chance, it does happen.
Well, you're going as a clean Eastwood from the good of bad in the ugly of the Eastwood.
Nice.
Yeah, I could totally see it as a clean Eastwood.
Yeah, I have to make the poncho.
But give me your best Clint Eastwood face.
To viewers listening to the audio, it's pretty good.
This audio podcast. I don't know if we want to cut to it. I've got the picture.
Not smaller. What is that? There you go. I'm gonna get you. You're gonna get me. You're gonna get me. You're gonna get me. You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me.
You're gonna get me. You're gonna get me. You're gonna get me. You're gonna get me. You're gonna get me. So I do have a sense of humor. I do dress up. Okay.
Fuck you, my. I was proven wrong. That's pretty awesome.
You have any Halloween costumes right now. I don't know.
I might be John from Ruby. My friend Dan made a really cool John cosplay,
but I don't know. I don't know what I'm going to do for myself basically.
Kind of. I'm going as the blonde, Aryan God version of myself.
You have to talk like him the whole night. I love when people misunderstand movies like okay, go on
So Corey Thompson tweeted Grandmaster Pysel is the villain in Indiana Jones in the last crusade
Obviously he means the old night defending the grail
This person has things that that guy was the villain
Another crossed universe like what we're talking about
No, no, no, no, no, no, he's the night of the round table slash Nazi. So he's just the dude waiting there
He's just the guy waiting
How bad is this suck to be that guy by the way? It's like you've been waiting to for hundreds of years
Wait and all I have is this vodka. Sorry. What does he mean the Nazi? I got
He's the, totally the nice.
He's like, oh, you have chosen poorly.
Like that's him, right?
If I was him, and I was waiting there,
and somebody came in and chose the wrong one,
I would have been like thrilled.
I mean, I've been waiting so long for someone to do that.
Like, thank God.
Like I was awesome.
Oh, no.
You suck.
You chose awesomely.
Yeah, you kicked ass.
But then like so, not only that, so Lord knows how many people have shown up to actually,
like, you know, try the grail.
Let's say, like, you know, let's say no one had up to that point, right?
And so that, the one Nazi comes in, drinks it and he's like, oh, you know, in the D.I.
is that sucks.
Then they find the right one.
And then immediately I run, you know, they run out with it and ruin it.
And it's like, you waited all that time just to see that.
And it's like, you know, and then it fucks it up.
And it's like, it's collapsing around. I mean, it's like, it's like, it's like you waited all that time just to see that and it's like you know and then it fucks it's like it's collapsing around him and he's like thanks it's been fun you can have
internet you're like what the fuck did he do all day you must he must have jacked off
just kidding man dude that's what was in the bad cup
she's crazy he's like you chose poorly and then giggle
He was Walter Donovan
Walter Donovan so maybe he wasn't he was the Nazi. I totally shit. I totally called this guy an idiot Oh, but he was right. Wow. Nice website guess
That's him that's him that's probably crap. Oh, yeah, I can tell you see it now
Let's grab this holy crap. Oh, yeah, I can tell you see it now. Oh, there he is
He's looking like a Nazi. He was the villain. He's the one not with the hat on by the way I'm watching at home apologies to Corey Thompson. You are not the idiot. I'm an idiot
He went that happens somebody can't remember names from Indiana Jones and
I like the podcast a lot more when we could edit that shit
I like the podcast a lot more when we could edit that shit out
So the other things we were talking about before the podcast started was bras. Yeah. Oh, yeah
With front-class bras. Yeah, I
I mean Logistically speaking. I think they're a lot more easy someone here not naming names someone here claimed that front-class bras
Are for fat people
that do not have to reach behind them on the last of all but now the female
audience here is bursting out laughter is that true okay the hands of my
baby I didn't really skinny girl once who had who like preferred to wear front-class
bras so I I there's got to be another reason. Maybe you want to do it.
Maybe it's so guys can do it with your teeth. Just be like, maybe, I'm just, I'm getting
nose for the female audience. Can we cut that out? Nope. Shit. All right. I don't know what else.
I was just saying. I'm being told in my ear that I guess it's also for cleavage purposes.
How would that affect the-
How would that affect the-
He knows from the ladies.
Can the girls go on the-
Aaron says he has a green screen.
Oh, really?
My girls go on the green screen.
Hey, look at that.
Alright.
Oh, wow.
Hey, we got a picture of Bra.
I don't think like how would a front class Bra affect cleavage though?
I don't know.
I know absolutely nothing when it comes to this-
I just say logistically it's's a lot easier than like you know
having to reach behind like because when you have to undo it and you're like in the middle of making it. It's also like
You're like and then all of a sudden you're focusing on the
In the broad and you forget what you're doing here. I just got a limp tongue in her mouth
And it's also like a hook and a and a clasp whereas on the front it's just like one hand
He's like pop you have one hand on the front? It's just like you one hand is like pop?
Yeah, everyone handed on the back cuz you feel great. Yeah, but when you fuck it up
Yeah, there's been numerous times where it's like I give up you gotta do this
But seriously when you're at that point where you're taking off the bra
Is you fucking up taking off a bra gonna make the girl go? Oh, you can't do this man?
I was gonna let you fuck me too. Well have a good
We have the girls on screen. What the deal with front-class bras see I
agree with the cleavage thing because some front-class bras have like an
adjuster where it can be like spread apart or it can be closer together I
think they're on the desk start okay even then to another time it could be like the Renaissance festival.
Okay.
That's the thing that I use for cleavage, the Renaissance festival.
Barbara, your thoughts?
The only time I've ever seen a front
clasp on a bra is lingerie.
I've never actually seen it in like a functional bra.
No, I've seen it in functional bra.
Have you? Yeah. See, the theory that it's only for fat
or overweight women.
Knock it in a name name. I don't even know who said it.
True because any girl knows that you clasp it and then flip it. Yeah.
So when you take it off.
Oh, the first time I saw that I was like, that's how they do it.
God. It was an eye opening day. So maybe it's like, I don't know.
Well, I know how to do.. Oh. Well, thank you.
Thank you for sharing with us, ladies.
That is, we have learned a little more about that.
We're going to do it again.
Carrots tell me to do it again.
Do the face.
Because you said it was eye-opening.
You what?
I was the first time I saw the, the first time I saw the,
the, the, the, the, the sniping in the flip and then the,
I was like, what?
That's how you do it.
That's it. I was surprised. Yeah, I was like, yeah, just's how you do it. That's it. That was surprised.
Yeah, it's like, I don't know why we were so thinking about that earlier.
It's like, why are there two different standards?
It seems like the front's more convenient, but since it's only the hook, I mean, since
it's only like a little clasp, it seems like it would be more apt to like poppy open
accidentally.
Of course, the back is like clasp and loop.
And it's more secure.
I prefer the front clasp boxers. That's my favorite. It's not easier to get on and accidentally. Of course the back is like a clasp and loop and it's more secure. For the front class boxers, that's my favorite. It's not easy to get on and off.
You were boxers? Yeah. Like boxer briefs personally.
I kind of, I go through back and forth when it too.
I'm just swinging out there like crazy when I wear boxers. I hate it.
If I had a bra, I think I'd want one that clasps on the back.
Why? I don't know. I'm like wise words I don't know what it was.
But Dustin, what are the animators for who did RV and Ruby? Well we were like football this weekend.
I think I started it. We were typically covering each other and when we'd be on the line before
the play started we would just go I'm coming for your nips. And then we would just do like different versions of
saying I'm going to pinch your nipples and I don't know, that's how we had fun. Cause football isn't fun,
we had to make it fun. So you nerds had fun. We were going to welcome you like, oh yeah,
I'm going to choose some more just on those nips. Boy, it's probably gonna be like a D&D thing or a tie.
It's like roll for initiative.
I'm gonna catch this, this play I get plus five catching.
Oh my god, can we make that game?
Can we do that?
Can we forget how to do that?
Turn football into like a D20 type of game.
She's.
You're all full of foot before the play.
All right, it's gonna be a play action bootleg.
We've got like all of your different plays. I've like percentage, you've got a roll, a percent time. All right, it's gonna be a play action bootleg Like all of your different place have like percentage. You got a role a percent
And yeah Brandon's gonna drop the ball
Car game or something like like blood bowl that's similar to that. It's like a role playing sports game
Is there I think so I could be wrong
But it's something actually like that where it's like you literally have to like roll for initiative over the defense or whatever to advance
I could be wrong on that though.
That is Nick's top 10 zone coverage.
Front clasp are traditionally racer back for tops.
I know what each of those words mean.
But together they don't make sense, do they?
Front clasp are traditionally racer back for tops.
It looks like Gus is looking at a puzzle right now.
Maybe if I stared this long enough,
how can I solve this riddle?
X equals a shirt that is like a V in the back.
It's like Balfour Galactica in the back.
Balfour is doing YMCA.
That's a whale.
I don't, I'm kidding.
Not making any sense.
Katie's not helpful at all.
She's just playing her DS.
Let's go ahead and check it.
Is that a Pokemon?
No, you're bad.
Are you playing Pokemon?
Oh, thank God. I're the only other person.
I keep open it.
I didn't pick it up.
It's digital.
Can I have your deal?
I got very close to mine, but I decided against it.
Did you play Pokemon before?
No, nevermind.
Yeah, you're probably.
My thing was, I've already played the Pokemon game.
I already played Pokemon.
I played Pokemon when I was a target audience, and I absolutely fucking loved it.
Why would I want to try and recreate that if it's,
I don't know, I feel like it wouldn't be the same, you know?
If you're not a kid now, or if you weren't in 1995,
you're probably gonna play Pokemon.
So Gus, you called it a rock paper scissors game?
Yeah.
That's how I feel about it.
It's like water beats fire, fire beats grass,
grass beats water.
Cause I tried to get back into Pokemon
before X and Y came out with Carrie,
we played hard gold and soul silver.
And the first time we battle each other,
he sends out Cindaquil, I send out,
I can't remember the total dial,
I don't know.
Well, store makes no sense.
He sends out fire, I send out water, right?
So then he returns and sends out grass.
So then I return mine and I send it out fire.
And then he returned, it was just like us
switching Pokemon for 10 minutes. And I was like, I don't think I want to keep playing and then he returned it was just like us switching Pokemon for 10 minutes
Then I was like I don't think I want to keep playing this and yeah, I really wanted to like it again because I was such a big
I remember one time I told my dad
I wanted to buy all the Pokemon toys. He's like why do you why do you need to buy this toy?
And I honest got said daddy got to catch them all and that's when he told me to get in the car
the car. Get the fuck out.
For some reason.
That's very, very animal crossing story.
What was the moment you realized you were playing too much?
Where is everybody going out?
You were like, no, I have to wait for the dog.
When the new animal crossing came out, new leaf, everybody was losing their shit over
animal crossing.
And I was like, oh, Miles, aren't you getting it?
I said, no, because when I was in college, I played animal crossing for the Wii.
I thought it was dumb, but my roommate played all the time.
And one day I was like, well, I want to see what's so fun about this.
Next thing I know I'm fucking hitting rocks with shovels.
I'm shaking trees.
I want to run away from bees, paying off my mortgage.
And it was one Saturday night or Friday night or something.
My friends came to the room and like, Hey, we're going downtown.
You want to come?
And I was like, hold on guys, I need to wait at least like 30 more minutes.
There's a dog that's going to come to this cafe and play a song.
And I need to be here if I want the music.
And then I just sat there and I realized to be here if I want the music and then I just
sat there and I realized what the fuck am I doing with my life and I turn it off and I'm never gonna play
animal crossing ever again. I respect that. So I'm not going back to that man. We have a Pokemon related
video that's gonna be coming out here. I don't know if someone in the other room knows if they can
tell me soon. This is sometime this week. Maybe this week.
Maybe, I don't know.
Sometime this week.
Sometime this week.
We'll have a Pokemon related quiz video.
And we're also going to do a live stream video chat for sponsors.
Again, sometime this week, probably Thursday, but sometime this week.
It will be people that worked on Ruby because we're off this week for Ruby and RVB.
We're, uh, so yeah, it's essentially we went to New York Comic Con. We had a great panel, small panel though, you know,
there was a bunch of people there that would have I'm sure would have loved to ask questions and hear us talking stuff.
So we're just going to do a little panel from the office. So if you're a sponsor, be sure to tune in.
We'll, uh, we'll be talking about working on Ruby, working on Red versus Blue, and shit that happened.
There's a lot of dumb stuff that happened.
We might talk about some things that will be on the DVD that you should keep an eye out
for that are great.
It's about the rat to be on the chat.
We sent the rat an invitation.
He hasn't gotten back to us yet.
We found shreds of paper, but you know.
He does another password to your computer, Jordan.
Why don't you let him in there?
We can account for him for God's sake.
What does the rat have a name?
As soon as we name it, we're gonna feel bad when we kill it.
I don't think y'all know what you're doing here.
Name it like Hitler.
That way you're all bad when you kill it.
So the rat's name is Adolf.
Can we kill the rat?
The rat is Adolf.
And when you kill it, you're like,
you kill it everyone.
Yeah, the people are gonna be happy.
We got him.
If there's any more name like Mussolini.
You fucking set. There you go. So Ad off the rat. We're coming for you. Nice
Or he or he might be in the live chat on Thursday or whatever you guys do
man. He's really good with words
I can't believe there's a rat so we you know
People talked about putting traps out to try to catch the rat. I was like it's not gonna work
Too much damn food in this building.
Yeah.
Like, unless the, it's hungry, it's not gonna go after that food.
It already has a ton of other ways to eat.
So people need to fucking take the food off their desk
and clean up the damn place.
Yeah.
Why are you fucking looking at me?
You're right.
I have a cleanly desk.
A cleanly desk?
I don't know, man.
He doesn't even know how to say clean, everybody.
I just like, I just like, I just like clean everybody I don't know what clean means
I had no no my guess is I just moved downstairs to the studio. I've been I've been keeping that chick clean
I've got too many fucking like toys on my desk. I got Xbox control. I have no I know your desk sometimes it's clean
Yeah, thank you very much George because you're over here. Oh, okay. Well, that's still a little misleading and I was I was afraid
Well, I'm not sorry. That's okay. I respect you more for not apologizing
I won't back out of this
Just the Gus School of Thought. Yeah, I've made my position clear. I cannot change it now
I know I'm gonna regret it when vines are super awesome
Everyone loves them and I'm like I still have to hate the medium of the century. I'm left with this legacy of hate.
I noticed, I noticed Gus, Gus is like, some of your quirks are like,
Romana on me.
Like, there was one time I was in, I was in the anix back when my desk was over
here and there was somebody walking, like out of the office to the parking lot,
like behind all the other building stuff and I was like oh
I don't really know this person if I walk out now I'm gonna have to walk by them I won't say anything
but they'll probably give an awkward high or something and I'll just be like I don't want to deal with
that so I just like waited at the door that's totally a gusty
carry has been rubbing off on me in a similar way
whoa hey now ladies and by ladies I And by ladies, I mean, carry.
No, so the other night, Aaron and I,
they just installed like a gas powered,
like little fireplace, fire pit outside,
like right outside my family.
Yeah, and the other night, you know,
I was out there with my buddy,
we were hanging out, just enjoying the fire.
And then the following, I was like,
oh, Aaron, we should do that.
We'll make some hot cocoa, it's cool outside.
We got like our blankets, we had our mugs.
And I walk down the stairs, and I see the fire's on.
I go, oh, somebody's there.
And there's a silence.
He goes, what do you want to do?
Let's go back inside.
This is watching anime.
I don't want to have to talk to some of them.
I'm sure he's rubbing off of me, man.
On the Austin subreddit, I saw that there's a coffee shop
somewhere off of Riverside
God, I want to say it was called like Brewers Place or something like that. Okay, and
they have like $5 make your own smores and they'll bring like a little sternal lamp to your table and give you like
marshmallows and graham crackers and chocolate and like little skewers and you just like melt it all down and make your own
Smoores at the table. How's the on and forth does that too? Oh really? Yeah
Yeah, that's more.
So more are awesome.
Watch it. Watch it.
Go on.
Go on.
Spread like no.
Do it. Say it.
See, everything about the s'mores good except for you.
It all comes out of the ground for me.
Like you get whatever chocolates find roasted marshmallow.
It's fine. But if somebody like gets like the honey gram crackers, I'm like, oh, I want the one that's absolutely coated in cinnamon sugar
If you don't want to talk about it, because it's your own
Grand Crab is the honey ones and the ones that are like fucking terrible for you
You got to get the ones that are fucking terrible for you. Otherwise, I'm just like I don't even want the gram cracker
Just let the chocolate melt on this and I'll burn my mouth so rather have that so there's big top the candy shop on
On the South Congress.
We are out there the other day and they have smores covered in chocolate.
So, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're
like, they're like a buck 50 a piece, but it's totally worth it.
So, that sounds incredible.
That whole store is, I go in and I'm like, I want to buy everything in here. I think they're like a buck 50 a piece, but it's totally worth it. So that sounds incredible.
That whole store is, I go in and I'm like,
I want to buy everything in here.
It's like a handful of cherry sours
and it's thrown in my mouth.
That would be so awesome.
We got paying for them.
Yeah, run out of the building.
Run, run, run.
Or just run.
We, yeah, they have a soda jerk here.
So it's fantastic.
The screen of South Congress, we picked up home slice
for dinner tonight.
Yeah, yeah.
I missed out on that. It came in late. It's good. I like I've been so sore today that it's been hard to like get up and walk around from the football
Yeah, when you when you texted me that home slice was coming I like I hadn't moved so fast like always yeah
Here in it instant and I was like waiting at the door like like a puppy waiting for gust come home
It's bad Throughout the podcast crossing my legs has been difficult. Yeah, it's like I like yeah, no, I'm seriously like
But uh, but I was like then it started raining and I was like like it's been five minutes. It's raining
What if what if Gus crash for something happened?
What if the pizza's not here you guys? Thanks
Yeah, I was I mean you're cool. It was, it was really weird. Like, I walked
into a home slice. I had my sunglasses on because it was, you know, the sun was so bright.
And I was in there for like two minutes. Then I walk out and it's just like pouring. Yeah.
Like a downpour. I was like, what the fuck just happened? It's cursed pizza. The thing about,
the thing about being in the studio now is that the roof's different. And like, yeah, it rains,
you can hear it. It's just 10. Yeah. Yeah. And you can hear it's just 10 yeah like you yeah you can hear it
and I'm like is it raining and then I go out to the main building and it's like
no it's not raining because it stopped but then I look at the window and the sun's
out I'm like okay the sun's out it's not rain yep there's rain rain drops in
the sun yeah I think it it was sunny raining twice today yeah again because
sun shower term quantum warming oh it happy birthday to my dad yeah he was Yeah, I think it was sunny raining twice today. Yeah. Again, because... Sun shower?
Term quantum.
Like global warming.
Oh, it happy birthday to my dad.
Yeah, he would like to thank you for the
Risteteer Animated Adventure where you make him look fucking insane.
Does he remember that story?
Oh, he absolutely does.
He posted...
So my dad made an account so he could make a post,
so he could make a comment on the video saying guys guys guys
The Saturday night live skit. I was thinking about was called Debbie Downer. So here's how that relates to I was like
Welcome to the internet that's gonna be lost. Yeah, good try though. Good game. You put that explanation in the in the podcast
Yeah, you cut the shit out. It's funny without it. It's funny without it
He goes I understood why he did it. I had to explain myself
Also, I know your dad looks nothing like that. Yeah, no, I went in I went in I see your dad
You're your dad you're drawing my dad and you gave him like the big hangable mustache ago
You know as my dad's like just a really big kind of large Mexican guy with like Homer Simpson hair, right? And he goes
Yeah, but I don't want my stash is funny.
I like you gave me a little baby beard too. It was growing. It wasn't quite there yet.
So yeah, he would like to thank you for for the early birthday present. Shout out to Mr. Luna.
Shout out to Mr. Luna. Pop along.
Jordan, are you prepped for your trip out to Ossie Land?
Come on, too. Yeah. Jordan, are you prepped for your trip out to Ossie Land? Can I see it? Yeah, if I can two weeks.
Yeah, as far as work goes, we're getting there.
But I'm super excited.
Are you going to have to be animating while you're down there?
I hope not.
If everything goes well, we'll be good until the weekend come back.
So how long have you gone for?
We'll be there for two weeks, me and Monty.
And we'll be going to three cities.
Brisbane, Melbourne, and Adelaide.
What do you guys think you're gonna do in your off- then your downtime?
I'm probably gonna go, I wanna go out and see Australia, like explore the cities
and Monty will probably want to stay in and work.
Well the great thing about when you go-
I'll be traveling alone.
When you do these events, it's like you've got an event in Brisbane, an event in Adelaide.
They're weekend events.
The week in the middle is like nothing.
So you can, I mean, you have a-
Well, we have something in the middle of the week.
Yeah, you're gonna be doing a presentation
in Melbourne at Acme, but it's also because then,
it's like, oh, okay, I have like this one thing to do,
and then I get to enjoy the city.
That's awesome.
I was like, when you asked me if I wanted to go,
and I was like, yeah, what's the easiest way
to do Brisbane in Adelaide?
I was like, oh, that's cool.
You know, I'm really excited that I get to go, but I was like, I always tell cool Melbourneers, and I was like, I would like to go and I was like yeah, what's these we're going to Brisbane and I laid I was like oh, that's cool You know, I'm really excited that I get to go but I was like I always tell cool Melbourne is and I was like
I would like to go there and then
Hannabi put together this event and I was like of course I would like to do
And that acme is fucking awesome. I love that. I'm building was hell. It's a really cool place
They've got the mad Max car inside of it
They have the mad Max car because it's almost really film. Yeah, they will hold like a lot of academy award in
there. Yeah. Yeah. See if you meet the guy from Pacific
Rim and his dog. They died and they're stuffed in there now.
I just fucking taxidermy to the entrance. But you guys went out
to get more. You're going out for a supernova, right? Yeah.
So that's what I did earlier this year. And so I guess you did
that we did that too with me. No, no, no, no, you're on the pack. That's right. Packed Australia.
But you're doing a root teeth event out there as well, right? Yeah. The root teeth event
is in Brisbane. That's cool. Cool. I've been told what Facebook.com slash root teeth,
right? For tickets for that. I'm, you know, I have an Australian interest with me. And
tickets are on sale for the Acme panel that money are going to be on.
Yeah, I like that you two are doing a panel about animation because your styles are so different.
It's pretty cool.
It's going to be weird because we were thinking about it.
It was like, look, we're going to have to divide this into two parts because we can't talk about the same thing.
And he's like, no, the principles is the same.
You guys should just switch.
No, do you have him to action sequence in flash. Have you not
planned a collaboration yet?
You have to animate a monium fight sequence RTAA style
You're fucking out because he said it on the fucking podcast. Yeah, it's two weeks to make it happen
Uh, I'll do my best. I got all
Do you know it's like throwing a drink? Yeah, Jordan. Jordan. I'm gonna give you a secret. All right. Yeah
Want to do a badass fight sequence sequence in flash nothing but camera movements
Fight cloud just a little cloud. You have some fists come out
Yeah, you leave the rest of the imagination. There you go. That's how pop I did it
Shayna Shayna is helping me with animated ventures and I don't know when the one that he worked on is coming out
But there's something pretty cool that he did that's right it was great and he was perfect for this
shot I haven't seen it yeah I haven't seen that yet teaser you fucking studio people
yeah your secrets come down I love the studio I go downstairs all the time no you fucking don't I've
never seen you come up you know at least in our area I go to your area all the time
I'm as carry you're never you're the one who's never there when have you come down?
I'm always there when Gus Gus aims me and then and then like I'll I'll be working and then I'll I'll see it and then
I'll read what it says I'll be like hmm. That's interesting and then Gus is behind me telling me about what he sent me
I don't like sending an explanation over aim like I'll send a link then I'll go to someone's desk to talk about it
So I did that the other day to Jordan and he like literally as I got to his desk he was clicking on it
I was like okay, this is really cool. He's like
That's awesome, but do I tell him what I what it was I sent you she sent me
There's a web page for supernova and on the top of the page they had like a slideshow of guests and
I guess we were assuming it was like miles.
How could you?
I don't know, it's just the microphone just fell on me.
It was the pillow.
We were assuming that the slideshow was like top billing of like biggest guests who are
there.
First one is Mark Addy, the-
Robert Baratheon, Kima Throons.
Robert Baratheon, Kima Throons.
Next, Monio.
That's pretty cool.
Monio deserves it it he's pretty talented
next George swears I'm like what the fuck is
that and then they have a lot of a lot of
actors you recognize a lot of like very
prominent like actors what's his face
from the guy from Spartacus
uh...
the hobbit oh yeah Dominic Monahan
uh...
George R. Martin you beat George R. Martin
and uh... and uh... Martin you beat George R Martin and
You beat Peter Dinklage and George R Martin and George I'm too, but Peter
Whoa, I can't explain it. That's cool. Can I have your autograph?
That's my cool
So they just announced packs Australia to next packs Australia. It's over Halloween, right? It's interesting. I've always wanted to do an event Halloween day,
because I think like it would make cost playing
increased exponentially.
Cause people who wouldn't normally just for cosplay,
but they're gonna have Halloween costumes anyway.
In fact, they're gonna wear them to the event.
But here's the thing, Australia really doesn't do Halloween.
Like it's not a big deal over there.
That's, is that mainly an American thing?
I guess so, but it's not a huge deal over there.
So I don't know, but I mean,
you just see cosplayers packs anyway.
But it's interesting that they moved it back behind
packs prime and it's also in that weird sort of spot
of like the crunch time for game developers and stuff.
So I wonder why they made them move.
What's a better time of year?
I guess so.
It's kind of like right now it's spring over there
basically, like the weather.
But they also.
And there are some, it's like,
con season is.
Yeah, yeah, but they also moved it.
They moved, they physically moved it to a new location,
which is like right next to a casino.
So that's fantastic.
Oh, that's cool.
I heard about this casino that's in Melbourne,
and I want to go now.
The crown is very, very nice.
Gus and I have made some money there.
Yeah, I love the crown.
Yeah, I, I, there she totally, totally go.
Yeah, it's, it's really close to Akmi, actually.
It's probably like a 10, 15 minute walk. Maybe just the river. Yeah, it's it's really close to Acme actually probably like a 10 15 minute walk made just of the river. Yeah, there's
some really nice restaurants on that river too. But yeah, be prepared to spend a lot of money in
Australia. Everything is very awesome. Yeah, only if you want to eat or provide.
That's what I was like in New York. I don't know. I do so, but I mean, I knew, but I didn't know.
No, it's like, like, if you want to go to dinner with somebody, if it's like two people going to
dinner, expect to spend $50. I walked into Matt's office with like expense report in hand.
Just like, so this is how I get fired.
Yeah.
Like I was walking to the office.
I said, I spent $300 on pizza.
I said by Matt and I could hear Miles walking and going, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I was like, he's going to be living with me.
You're like, oh, okay, yeah, New York.
Thank you, God.
We also started the gauntlet back up.
Oh, shit, yeah, it is.
That G-Force to team times.
All right, yeah, air five.
Human project, no.
That was Barbara.
Babs, that was fun.
That was fun, that was fun.
Why were we in the basement episode?
I don't know why we're in that basement.
Fucking basement. So things people don't necessarily know about the basement is that we really were in the basement.
And there was a sewer pipe that went right above our base. And every now and then we'd have to stop filming because you would hear like the water rushing water
rushing through it and you'd be like, hold the poop fucking gross. And then one time, then the drop of water or a water fall right in front of you
Yeah, I was just like what I
There's a drop on that I want to change seats
It's fucking it was fucking
I was gonna like drop on some some electrical equipment and that's how we die. Yeah, it was yeah
I said I remember I sat down on my chair was like he's gonna hold
Yeah, the chairs were broken the table was broken. It was hot
We try to fix it. You have to you have to watch you have to watch what happens. Yeah, yeah
I got to say to Chris and Brandon and everybody else that's been working on the car. They're doing a kick-ass job
Oh, look a picture of our base. Thank you so much
doing a kick-ass job. Oh look a picture of our base. Thank you so much for sharing that. Dan Rooster was in the way. Oh the Rooster with the teeth on it. Did Lindsey's mom make that?
I think you're right. And yet it still creeps everybody. The teeth on it were freaky.
I remember Joel showed up to do his pit. You know these showing up he's like all right yeah
we're camera's getting set up he goes. Does that Rooster have teeth? That Rooster has teeth.
Why does the Rooster have teeth? That's disgusting. Why does the Roo's Jeff teeth that was 50?
That's disgusting. Why's the Rooster turn that around? I don't want to look at that
That sounds like Joel. Yeah, it was a God. It was a fun shoot man. I cannot wait for for next week's episode
It's wild. It's funny as hell to like like Joel and Bernie is the host are fantastic
This goofy as hell. Yeah, it was a lot of fun indeed
I was there was a fun shoot. I'm glad I'm glad we we did it again
Marty I'm so in that game. I felt like and then rewatching the footage kind of reminded me
It's like we were doing good. I know Mary be good. Kevin free showed up and is fucking jeep
Like we were we were in second place, we were in first place.
Yeah, we're doing really well.
And then all of a sudden I'm like, you know, we're all heading towards the map.
I'm sorry, the hill.
And then we're getting run over by ghosts.
Thanks to Ryan.
Ryan is driving.
And then Gavin showing up on the warhugs.
And we're trying to get there.
We can't, we couldn't do anything but fight Gavin and Michael the whole fucking time.
Freddie was also really good on the ghost
Two that wasn't the episode, but he was he had a early streak on that ghost
I was like afraid to go in the hill cuz I was like I don't know why I'm gonna bother
I'm just gonna get ran over yeah, yeah by Ryan or Freddie. Yeah, Ryan and like a kill trosody or something
Like dude that dude's pretty damn good a video game
So like Reagan's a lot of credit but Ryan's actually pretty damn good at video games. Yeah, I see it. Like, Rage is a lot of credit, but Rhyme is actually pretty damn good.
Not good enough.
Spoiler.
So, yeah, you got to tune in next week for an interesting episode for sure.
Next week's got a lot of fun.
God, dude.
I can't wait, because I want to talk about it.
Everything that happens.
Yeah, there's some things that happen during that shoot.
I can't wait to see it.
I just finished edit brought edited
X up for one game. We all know the one
I'm gonna talk about that
So I think there's gonna be uh eight episodes of that. I want to say yeah, there's a total of eight episodes I believe so we got five more. This was episode three this aired. Yeah, so it'll be good
I like the intro sequence with the dinosaur and the tiger taking it down and then breathing fire dinosaurs
The whole dinosaur theme going this year
Volcano dinosaurs
Yeah, very naked ladies are in town like this week right?
Yeah, in October 24th 24th
I believe so cool. I think we're going to that.
Ray, is that this weekend? I think it's this Thursday, The 24th is Thursday. I know what day it is. Oh, here's the intro with the dinosaur. Yeah
I think I'm not my tiger. There you go. If you get a big robot cat, I stand corrected that cat. That cat took out the fucking dinosaur.
The dinosaur was not a crab. That's true. The whole tour dackels. I would like I would like to tour dackels are dinosaurs.
That's true.
And the venn diagram they fit completely within there.
So crab plus their dackel.
You see a new Jurassic Park movie coming out.
There is.
Yeah, they're making a new Jurassic Park movie.
I think it's coming out.
It's a reboot or is it like 14th?
I think it's the fourth.
I'm a big Jurassic Park fan.
So I'm very excited.
It's called I would never.
It's called Jurassic World. Yeah. Which is that that that alone adds a whole bunch of cool possibilities to it
So all right the art there's a place in Florida the the visual effects of those movies hold up in
Dress
Absolutely, I still get chills when they pull back to the
Oh, yeah, oh wait no that one's done
that is
that is it
oh my god do i love that i remember i beg my dad to take me to Jurassic Park when i was like little
i remember here my memories of the first Jurassic Park movie are sitting in the theater
or no sitting in the theater parking lot
eating jack in the box tacos and then going inside and I was so excited
And as soon as the lights dimmed I got terrified. I was like oh the T-Rex is gonna come and eat that movie terrified
The kid too
Shoot
T-Rex and the rain and whenever a new man would get spit out
I like how everybody still calls him
What do you got some?
Nedry
Those Nedry
Wayne Knight Wayne Knight
Wayne Knight
who's also in Space Jam
Uh uh uh
Did you say that?
That's great
I'm sure that is my screen
I want that to be my screen saver
If somebody could make me a screen saver
Of Newman
Trusting
That was very early San Jackson role too
I guess one of his first
I guess his first breakout role was coming to America
Hold on to you
Yeah, he's holding on to you He Yeah, he's on the sea bus.
He's gonna smoke the whole time.
And then his arm shows up.
Yeah, I was really, yeah, I was really bummed
that they just kind of like, you saw none of that.
It's like, oh, he's got, oh, well, here's his arm,
I guess he died.
What's the whole thing?
Like, if you don't see what happens,
like that's what he's doing.
He makes it scary, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like the opposite of his role in Deep Blue Sea
when he's standing by in the water.
The fuck, this jerk just comes out in the
One of the greatest moments like that's movies never do that they never do like
dramatic hero speech fuck you like that was great for for a pretty ridiculous movie
That was a and then there's the shark that tries to kill LL cool J in this and the oven by turning it on
There was a there was a thought on red at it the other day that was what are some incredible
quotes from incredibly bad movies garbage day.
But no no no no seriously good quote was from the street fighter movie.
I'm gonna paraphrase it.
Oh yeah, yeah, but it was the day by sin came to your village was like a horrible moment
in your life or a very special moment in your life.
For me, it was a Tuesday.
That's a sweet fucking line.
Like a terrible movie or greatest movie ever.
That's a fine line, man.
That's what it killed me too.
Rallyed-jol-y.
Skinny little dude played imbison, especially like this giant man.
All right, well, we're at time.
It's time to wrap up here.
So, thank you guys for joining us.
We're back on Wednesday with an episode of the patch and next Monday with another episode of RTpodcast.
So, thanks for watching. We're listening.
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