Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #242

Episode Date: October 29, 2013

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for more than 150,000 downloadable titles across all types of literature, including fiction, nonfiction, and periodic. For free audio book of your choice, go to audiblepodcast.com slash RT. That's audiblepodcast.com slash RT. Hey, everyone. Welcome to the RESTEEZ Podcast. This week, Gus Gavin, Cara, Michael Gus. Hello. Cara, welcome back. It's been a long time since you've been on the podcast.

I know what it has. Thank you so much for allowing me back on. I feel very privileged. We'll see how long you're banned after this episode. We're banished for two years. I get like a month at a time or so, but I've never gotten like a caravan, you know? It's like, it's like, God damn it Jones. We finished a podcast after I peed like three times

and Gus is like, God damn it. You're on the back burner for two months. You embarrassed me out there. But Cara, I mean, it's, No, and the more the Gus earlier, you were nice and you said we need you, but I don't know if that was your little ploy. Yes, so that was your ploy or, yeah.

And then never happened at all. I love how real it was, is that it was that one where we all had tequila for ages and got hammered on the podcast. Yeah, and it was like we did do that. All right, well, you spoke enough like the next two months and then you literally went on for two months. Yeah, yeah, no. Oh, dude, that's how it rolls here, right?

So would you say you're more chatty when you're bevved up or more chatty when you're sober? I don't know. I guess it depends on the situation. Aren't more people typically chat you when you're bevved up or more chat you when you're sober? I don't know, I guess it depends on the situation. Aren't more people typically chatty when they're bevved up? Yeah, but I never shut the fuck up anyway. It's true. Yeah. Have you should you should you should be wearing a headset talking to my ear during the podcast. Yeah, you'd be set. You could just put the headset up to the microphone, you wouldn't have to talk. I just take care of it. I was making fun of

camera earlier for that. Now that she's out in front of the camera, I've shipped to pay attention to what she's staying at. I just ignore her in my ear. Check out this bloody team last time. Oh yeah, look at their team lads. That's this week's t-shirt Tuesday. I like the tiny little bevs at the bottom. I don't know.

There's nothing blocking my nipple, so you get clear access to that. There's also the other one, right? We're also releasing this one. Team Jail. They do have a fancy hat. I will say I like our hat. You know, we got a nice like British cap. What would you call this? It's like a driving cap, right? Dumb hat. It is a. It's not a fedora. It's not a fedora at all. No, I mean, yeah, it is. It is. Yeah. Are you fucking with me? No, it's totally fedora.

Is it really? Sure. You just got a letter of hanger self. Let her go with me. No, it's totally a good or is it really? Sure. You just got a little hanger self. Let her go with it. Is it a little bit of difference between the two is one that's a little bit of a cap, right? The door has a little bit. Yeah, just a little bit. Yeah. All right. I was close enough. It wasn't like I said it was a fucking sombrero or anything. Right with the F bomb. I think I think it's just like a driving cap. Is this is this what Morgan Freeman wore driving Miss Daisy? Did Did he wear this? I think so I want to get one

You should I have the beanie, but I mean that's a this would be the perfect outfit You could wear that and then have the hat and those hipster glasses. Yeah, you do it any of that Halloween crap I don't think so yeah good on you. What about you? You last year you came to the office dressed up like a dick You did actually and that was 50 bucks I'm thinking if I wear it again and it was only 25 bucks a year for that costume Yeah, two years have it But so you just said the Gus you like you do anything and he's like no, and you're like nice fucking hate that shit I'll probably wear my costume again. Yeah, I mean, I'm just like a dick

obviously I don't even have to yeah, yeah, I was gonna say that it was nice one You don't have to dress up because you're you're a dick dick all the time What about you guys y'all doing it for Halloween. I don't think so I am going to be Britney Spears from oops. I did it again specifically Yes in the red light text out are you going downtown? I am actually going to California to be to put some friends So it should be fun big shot over here to be with a jet-setter No, the penis costume circumcised. Yeah it is. Oh yeah you bought that dick that dick shipped locally in America. It was an American. It was an American cock. Okay he wants to make me a giant force. I didn't

with Velcro and make it detachable. Oh yeah. power through the night. You can play constantly circumcisingly. Yeah. Trish. So what's the etiquette? Like this year, Halloween obviously falls on a Thursday. Yeah. Do you have parties like the weekend before, the weekend after? You do have parties the weekend before. I know this because I ended up in the middle of one

this weekend, thanks to Gavin. So earlier in the week, we haven't been downtown in like forever. By that, I mean, maybe like a month, that's forever does. Thanks forever. Yeah. And I was like, hey, you want to go downtown this weekend? And Gavin's like, that sounds like a great idea.

I have a friend coming into town. His name is Meg. So let's go downtown. So like, all right, we're going to go downtown Saturday night. So we go, uh, we, Lindsay and I had like five different plans on Saturday, like all these different groups of people. And normally what Gavin will do is he'll either he'll follow through on his plan or he'll like just bail that day, but he like, he doesn't reply at all. So it's like, I got into the wind and we can just ignore it. Right. All day, he's like, dude, we're going

downtown. All right. Good, like every few, we're going downtown. All right, good. Like every few hours checking in, checking in. So I was at Johns house, Lindsay and I were over there for some drinks and we're gonna leave at like 10, 10, 30. Gavin and I are texting back and forth, like, okay, I'm ready to leave. And he's like, oh, we're running late on dinner

so we'll leave in like 30 minutes. So we leave Johns house, we're like, all right, we go downtown, it's like crazy traffic, like way more than normal because it's the Saturday before Halloween. So I would say like more right, we go downtown. It's like crazy traffic like way more than normal because it's the Saturday before Halloween So I would say like more than half the people downtown were dressed up So we get You're right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, so we get there and as we're riding there

I'm texting him like hey you on your way we're on our way Nothing and then I get there and I was like are you here? I actually said you hear bitch Nothing like 20 minutes later. And I go, you coming fuck face, no response, like five texts in a row. I said one more and I said I was gonna stab in the death. He just never responded the rest of the night. So we left, we went all the way downtown. We were at the bar waiting, just never showed up.

He treated you, like he treats a girl he's breaking up with. Yeah, all right. You totally ignored him. Yeah, he just blew me up. And then next morning, like 10 a.m. I get a text message Just one word whoop shit. Yeah, well this is what happened right? Just kind of drunken stuff already yeah, started drinking early on in the day and I was getting text I was like, well I'm not good, you know, I got a bad and stuff

And then next morning I see four mess. That was it that was the whole story. Yeah, I see four mess. That was it. That was the whole story. Yeah, I see four mess. You're knackered in. You would have been it. But he kept fucking respond to me. No, like, oh, leave 30 minutes and we will all like, yeah, we're on a way. You got drunk on your way downtown. I know, I just got drunk about 2 a 2 p.m. 2 a.m. It's still drunk at 2 a.m. So, like, I know Gavin so well when we made these plans on like Wednesday, I told him Friday at work. I was like, listen, don't go out tonight and get completely wasted and be so hung over tomorrow that you're not going to want to go out tomorrow because you're going to do that. And he's like, well, you know me so well. So we didn't do that. And instead just got drunk all day Saturday. And then just passed out. Yeah, yeah. Hopefully we met up on Sunday. We did meet up. So this is how it normally works.

Gavin does this. And then I sent him like a nine paragraph novel the next morning about like how I'm going to brutally murder him or something like that, because I'm angry and I'm upset in the morning. But we actually had plans to like meet up and shit. And I actually wanted like meet Meg because I really never met her yet.

And she was in town for the weekend. So we were, I was like, I told Gavin I had my phone I get his whoop shit And I'm like shaking staring at my phone. They're like you mother fucker. You completely fucking ruined my night last night I'm just like that ruined your night. Yeah, well, I mean cuz I got left I left Johns and I went all the way downtown for no fucking reason at all. I'm sure you had fun anyways It was okay. I don't don't give him the power. No, no, I absolutely give him the power. He fucking pisses me off.

He has to know my fucking wrath. So I just sit there and I'm like, fuck it. I'm like, you want to go to Trudy's for lunch? And he was like, oh my god. Like, he got there. And he said he was so relieved when he got the text message. Like, he was confused. You should have said that, and then just not shown up.

I should have done that. I should have done that. That's what I was expecting you to say. I was expecting you to just be like, no, rage quit on you. Sorry. Yeah, man. Well, I rarely do that to you, Michael. I would say I average on screwing you over like that once a year. So I've used up my 2013. Is it 2013? I'd say it's like 2013 or three times. When you cut about two or three times. The thing is Gavin, we have differing opinions on whether he screws me over or not

on a lot of situations. When's the last time that he screwed you over? It has been a while. I'll give him that. I can't remember. Usually if I'm not gonna make it, I'll be like, I'm not coming. Right, right.

He didn't do that. What kind of other things do you screw him over on? I always play the river. We didn't do that once. No condoms one time. That's fine. We never, we never used to do eitheroms one time. That's fine. Yeah, we never we never used to be the All natural

Did you see that video that someone released today? I guess that he could be over here another guy like talking to strippers in GTA 5 I Didn't see the you can you can flood with the support with strippers in GTA 5 using the microphone Oh really yeah, and it like you make creases They're like likeness meter all I do is I just get my head sitting bang it on the couch I'll record all the requirements that you make it It's like robbing the store. Yeah, it's like yelling to the cashier. So he's like whenever I ask you to drive

I take my headset and I fucking bang it on the couch This video because someone who's playing GTA online with was talking to the stripper like like oh yeah I like the way you feel yeah guys just filming his screen laughing at him yeah he's like oh let's do that did they do you ever notice him no and they were like trying to get him to stop but the guy who said the video is like four minutes long but I guess the guy did it for like 15 minutes straight and everyone in the game was yelling at him to stop. And he's like, yeah, well, okay, baby. What's glad Beyonce?

Yeah, you're reminding me of Beyonce. Wait, he's talking to video game character. Video game stripper. That's giving him a lap. Wow. That's probably the most action he's seen or anything. And forever. I wonder if the game does something where if you're in there It broadcasts to everyone and then mute

What is absolutely that would be great the best use of the mic and also It should also make every player invisible when they walk in the building So 15 people can crowd around you and stare at you getting this And that guy's like, oh, baby, we're all alone. And everybody else is like, woo! And they're like doing the motions, like some guys doing the jerk. Do you think that people ever get confused and they walk into a store in love? And it's like, yeah baby, put that money in the bag. Do you remind me Beyonce? Oh! Dude, sometimes you get startled when you run into like a real player in GTA. Like most of the times if you're in a free room lobby or whatever, like the

second someone sees you, it's like, I'm gonna kill that motherfucker. And like, people just constantly run you over and kill you and shit. But when you're kind of just like off on the map and you forget you're in a multiplayer game, like you haven't run into anyone like five or 10 minutes and you like walk into a convenience store

and you're just like, you're like gonna rob a store or some shit like that. And also like a dude runs by, like it frightens the shit out of me sometimes Like I forget I'm not I'm not in a single player game. Yeah Yeah, what the thing that always annoys me is when I'm robbing a store then another player like is driving by and stops it comes out Yeah, yeah, you see it coming to because you're in the store and you're holding up and you see your mini map I'm like the doc go by it's like he go motherfucker

You see me hit the brakes. It's like fuck He comes in reverse. It's like you got to abort the robbery hit the brakes it's like fuck he comes in reverse It's like you got to abort the robbery to try and fight the dude and you can't and the point shirt pulls out a gun on you Yeah, yeah, the worst is fucking ammunition because you can't pull your gun out in the fucking store But what bastards do is they run up to the outside and they're like run into the door and kick the door open and trying to shoot you from Outside the door into ammunition Because you can get shot inside as long as you're standing outside or they're like throw shit in the fucking door. And it's like just isn't there buying a gun. It's like god damn it and some guy just shoot you in the head. We had a weird thing happen to us in a let's play recently where I was helping Michael get away from

having a store in a chopper. And as I took off with us both in the chopper my Xbox froze and I left the game but the ghost of my body was still because he was in the back of the chopper and I Xbox froze and I left the game but the ghost of my body was still because he was in the back of the chopper and I was flying him around just like in circles and going to randomly like not crash. I was flying around randomly. It was weird. I don't know how. How does it decide what happens when people drop out of a game I've seen that before like

I'll be playing with someone and they like quit. They you know they leave the game but their person is still there and their car still there and they'll normally like get in their car and drive off. I'll be like, they'll just all take part of that. I don't remember if there was a same game, there's really weird because another thing, kind of like that happened, where Gavin joined the game, and you know how sometimes you'll join the game and your guy will just be driving. He's in a car just driving and it's like, oh, and then you take control over it.

That happened to him. He joined a multiplayer game, but he couldn't control his guy like the guy was just driving his car like Evan was in the game Looking and he just couldn't drive so I was like I had a helicopter and I was trying to like stop his car with my helicopter and pull him out of the car to like Shake some life back into it Yeah, like Kevin and he's like, oh, no, I can't control my body He was like spectating his own character and I think eventually I just killed you. Yeah, you mean, and then you pop back in and it was working in but it was really fucking weird. And it was like it was the start of a Let's Play or something like that.

I can't just try to get into it. It might have even been the one the the one that's coming out this week that hasn't come out yet. I don't remember, but it was going on for like five minutes before we started the recording. I'm really excited to see today's Let's Play because I wasn't there for the recording. Is that is it the one where you were in the truck? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't wait to see that. Yeah, that was a you were in England right? I almost got it.

I was shooting a slow mo. So Lindsay used your character. She's running around as Gavin in today's light split. I think you look really funny. What's that? I think my character is a hot looking dude. He's okay. He's better looking than you.

Is there a way for you to fucking twins? My fucking face is all bruised and beat to shit. Is there any way to fix that? Like from birth or or yeah, like from the since ever since I created that I don't think he's got like giant. I don't think Make him like that then I was just happy. I got him. I've never had a full GTA online I got in one is like I'm not gonna fuck with this I'm just gonna go with it, but you got in from day one and it never gave you the option to change it Cuz I'm pretty sure like after everything got fucked up

It gave like every person an option. They're like what one shot against yeah, oh It was like you have one opportunity to change your character's face and you can never do it Well, it's like you can fix those. I'll just go to the hospital or something. There is no plastic surgery like in Saints Row No, you cannot do that. It's like not you plus the the character creator in GTA 5 is fucking dumb man It's so stupid. It's like based on your grandparents, which is weird enough, but it's like, okay, why do they have to be extra tiny pictures because they're your grandparents?

Like, I can't even see what they fucking look like because they're just like squiggles. They're like four pixels. And- Is your dad John Marston? Everyone's dad is John Marston. Who wouldn't pick John Marston? And even that doesn't make sense.

Like, it's your dad. Okay, I'm gonna make it like your great grandfather But are you daddy fucking traveled in time to be your father? Yeah, it's a it's a weird character creation. Yeah, it's really bizarre But yeah, so I in fact I think this is the first week in since it came out that I didn't play any GTA 5 I dropped off like rick and I thought I would I'm playing ages I'd be the single player in this top Yeah, you miss you make you were gone usually like we'll film I don't know Maybe one or two things to do a week like we try and do obviously we have to do at least one of all of our series a week And if we're lucky we can get like extras in you left and for some reason like three days We film like eight videos. We film like so many GTA's we did like three or four things to do

We did like two lets plays the productivity just went through the roof with Gavin gone. You see that I got engaged this weekend to build that. Yeah, congratulations. I saw that. So when's the date? Are you now sick yet? No, okay. How far in the message you planned that? Was it just like a spur of the moment thing? Like, hey, let's go recreate this picture. No, we just want to play golf and then it was and I was like I think someone was like this is the same place and then we're like we tried to find the hole and it was like one of the first holes So we just did it took us like two minutes We actually in their picture they have a red ball on the floor and we got a red ball Especially and put it on the floor, but it was just out of shot. But then that was pretty damn accurate

It's pretty close. Yeah, the sign was off the sign had moved the sign moved. I saw it. Yeah, we didn't know what's here. I saw it. Like, see, we were trying to light it up by that sign. Mm-hmm. And uh, it's just going to get out. And then we realized afterwards that the sign is in a different place. Yeah. I think maybe Jack, he did that, right? The proposal happened. And then he said, I'm going to move the sign so no one can fuck with this. So that pirate is now witness to engagements. Yeah. I saw some comments on the right-hand side of that picture is like, it's like a pirate statue or some shit like that. And you see the hand coming in? I saw a couple comments.

I was just like, they even got the same hand in the picture. Like it was a dude in an outfit or something. And someone went out and bought the same outfit and shit. I was like, Jesus Christ. It's freaking plastic. I don't know why that made me think about this. I think like the sign placement. I think about this, but I was reading this article this morning about it was like a behind the scenes behind the creation of Street Fighter 2 and one of the programmers

was talking about how they had laid out the design in this one level. I think it was Sagitt's level. Sagitt is it Sagitt or Sagot? I'm fucking no idea. What are you talking about? It was Street Fighter 2. Sagitt the character Anyway, not big a street fighter. There I guess in the background. There's like a rock And one of the programmers was concerned that players would use it as a marker for where they could then do like a repeating move to trap This is the other player. Okay, so they coded it so that that rock moves a few pixels every time the level loads Yeah, and he was like, I don't know if that made it into the final version or not. And someone like

loaded it and went back and looked at it and was like, Oh my God, the rock does move a little bit every time you load the level. That is amazing. That's something that nobody would notice. Yeah, it's like such a tiny little detail. Yeah. I love that someone thought that. So weird. Yeah. And it's like you're a lot of people who notice it. He's like, if you made it or if you're like an asshole looking to exploit it.

Take it. So we got home slice again today. Hell yeah, we did. It was fucking delicious. Like I've decided that we may as well get some good pizza. Oh, nice. For a while. I like you up. I'll cast someone day. And I had mushroom and pepperoni. Fantastic. The other day I went up there for lunch with Jordan, because it was his birthday. And we were driving back down and I think it was Me and Jordan and Barbara and the Adams in my car and I pointed out a building there on on Congress and I was like, oh, you know, that used to be a porn theater

And everyone in the car was like What was it? It's like it's a porn theater and they were like What is that? What do you mean? No, I was like no, it was a porn theater and they were like Well, what is that a strip what do you mean? No? I was like no, it was a porn theater and it made me feel old like do you know what a porn theater is? Well, I didn't know about what it is because Peewee was munking it in that. Oh, you do know What's the name? Well, you wear a porn theaters Paul Riven. I know I like really yeah I was well versed with them and it's not because of the girl. I never went to one But I know what they are.

It's a movie theater. They you go on a porn. But you know, it's not live. No, when you say theater, I'm thinking like movie theater. No, it's like a movie theater. You're going to have like naked Shakespeare. Yeah, exactly. When you say porn theater, I'm thinking they're actually like

getting it on live all the day. I'm trying to think actually like getting it on live I'm trying to think of a porn pun for a Shakespeare movie. I was trying but I'm not I was like Yon window blowjob I'm in summer nights cream. Thank you Barbara Amid summer nights cream. Thank you Barbara That was awesome, but it made me realize that I guess like with the ad of like porn on the internet and like on demand porn it's like right you never think about what do people do before the internet like yeah, we went into a room with five other dudes we sat as far as we could away with each other and jacked

That's what you never feel for me that's insane You know sometimes if you if you want to monkey it you kind of watch a little bit of porn just to get yourself going and then You go and take a shower or something. No, I've never done that my life. No mean either I But I can't imagine someone being like I could do with a wank and then it's like let me get my car and drive to the point there and be like Good and then walkank and then it's like let me get my car and drive to the point there and be like hmm good and then walk out and then drive and it's like hang out with a bunch of random dudes

a bunch of random dudes and you don't know it's like you don't know what they're showing to you get there like what are you showing I can't see what's like overnight over 50% of those people are jacking off in the theater what's going on I'm sure it's way more than 99% of the people in the theater who the fuck is gonna go to a porn theater sit down and watch the whole movie Is it bad etiquette to complain about sticky floors at a porn theater? Yeah, I was gonna say I would hate to be the person I have to clean all after each I would hate to be the person that have to clean up after each Yeah, you think you think we're gonna know what you're like cleaning up all the popcorn's bad

It's like oh no like don't turn the lights on I'm gonna clean this one in the dark You think they sold like Popcorn and shit at the porn theater. I doubt it Like thinking it's like you want some butter it comes with a whole pre-cut in the bottom of the popcorn box What they could do? I feel like sticky. It's like you want some butter. It comes with a whole pre-cut in the bottom of the popcorn box. Let's say you can do it. I don't want to get the popcorn from the bottom. And then when you're done, you know, you're hungry. There's only salted popcorn. Yeah.

Oh, come. Oh, goodness gracious. Seaman. I mean, I feel like now you never see that anywhere anymore. I doubt that's that's how you That I wouldn't even imagine they exist. Should we go to what should we take a little office trip? I think you can go to like it would be like a ring. I wouldn't experience that level of sleep I think you would be bored at porn stores. You can still have like viewing rooms sometimes, right? Yeah, I think so

Let's go this at porn store right over here. Yeah, let's go. I'll see life Yeah, I think so. Let's go this at point store right over here. Yeah, let's go. Auty life. Auty life's where the edits of it have to blow almost every single frame. It could be your eyes. It could just be an entire black box, except for where you guys are walking. Just like shadowing your outlines.

You might as well do against the grease. I'm sure they'll have no problem with this walking in with cameras filming ourselves in there. I'll do it like a blind camera. Gus, come on. I think we should go and mold green screen adventures and just see what we can get away with. All right. We got a green screen. Well, you only got a knife with folks.

We should just start naming places and have them call it up in there in the other room. So normally, you're in the other room, Cara. What do you do on the podcast? Usually I'm the one that will be doing the camera switching of who's talking and whatnot. So when you all start to argue It gets a little bit frustrating because I got to switch back and forth between everyone, but it's a lot of fun

Now that you're out here then Chris I believe is doing it right now What's talking to me my ear earlier Yeah, oh yeah, look at that's Chris. Hey Chris. Oh, I Chris Branden's like good job. You did it. It is weird to be on this side of literally of the wall. I enjoy it. Don't get used to it. I know. Gus is like, you'll be going back soon. I know. Um, when she comes back, um, let's see, once we launch our 4K podcast.

Um, so you, you, I think the last time you were on, you were still our receptionist probably that was last one was on was audio podcast and That so still audio. Oh, yeah, we had the video of the live stream too. What do you do now day-to-day here? I'm really curious genuinely This is like the what is the most exciting part of your day question? You asked me on my way to some video games some more then Let's talk about some video games some more then I'm bitching I'm trying to include you No, no God, Gus

You're Stop asking me questions I don't want to sit there all this while What would they have been doing? I didn't read some of a bitch How dare you try to engage me? What do I do? What do you do?

God damn it What do you do around here? Sitting in your chair, drinking your beer I like it It's delicious. So, so podcast, uh-huh, twice week, Monday and Wednesday, I'm usually focused on that, turning everything together. You made our, you got all of our set stuff for a moment.

I did all this stuff. I do all the makeup. Did you carve that pumpkin? Oh, yes. I carved this pumpkin. I am very proud of it. I like you, you cobbled the rooster and then just obviously got too lazy to put teeth into it. I didn't realize how difficult that would actually be to do until I started it. Well you could have thought like well we can do the

rooster. I'm going to carve one for the patch on Wednesday so. How long did it take you to do that? Hour two I think. Hour two? Jesus. I'm going to have to pump in. Well, now you know what she does all day. Well, no, well, that was see my, my whole people calling bullshit on that. My thought process. What's, what's happening? I don't know. My thought process behind it was if I don't carve the top out of it and take out

all the insides and actually make a jackal lantern, time would go by quicker. But I didn't think about having to actually actually scrape and carve everything out of it. And it's a little harder than you think. No, not even skipping. She just scraped the front. Oh. Stripping the front to be even. Why is it that?

Is there like some kind of conspiracy that forces every product in the fall to have pumpkin in it? I'm so sick of fucking pumpkin You know you had a pumpkin I have coffee No bullshit. I will stab you. I did not have a fucking pumpkin come you take that back I'm so much that you had so much pumpkin in it your second no, it's just everywhere fucking pumpkin spice lattes Living in pumpkin flavor. Yeah, fucking sick of it Well, it's got a lot of there you are. So you can choose the one or two pumpkin related items that you want. So they just blast it like shotgun effect. It's like pumpkin toilet paper, pumpkin candles, you know, pumpkin condoms, whatever you want.

I said, don't have a skit this weekend about pumpkin douche, pumpkin summer's ease. I wouldn't be bad. I like the smell of like pumpkin. Pumpkin and warm cinnamon. Yeah, pumpkin's man pumpkin pies delicious. Yeah pumpkin pie is my favorite pie I do love pumpkin pie too pumpkin pies good. I'm gonna try with cream. But cream cool whip It's like a chocolate ice box or French silk pie chocolate ice box Yeah, it's just like chocolate pudding Like I don't like a fudge bar. I'm not a fan of fruit pies. I, it's just like chocolate pudding. Yeah, like I don't like the fudge bar I'm not a fan of fruit pies. I've been there always like They have like nuts in them what about cheeky little cobbler a cheeky little same thing. Yeah a blackberry cobbler is good though. Mm-hmm

Beach cobbler. No, but I'm With the ice ice it's a slimy gross. Slimy and blackberry isn't I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it.

I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. way. It's a sorola. It's the thing Rook Spider drew. Oh, that's awesome. It's the term again. It's me and my wife as Rock and Roll Center.

That's pretty cool. Oh, that is awesome. Look at this. There's no ups. Oh, yeah. I was about to say she has some. Oh, yeah. Oh, gosh.

On Kong. You know what I'm all about. We were talking earlier about, instead of doing an hour and a half podcasts, doing 91 minute podcasts. Yeah. And we did. Third second ads in each of them. We should do that right now.

We should end this one and start the new one immediately. No. A couple of years ago, we did that one week where we did a podcast every day. Yeah, I was there. It was like, it was at five, 30 minute podcasts. Yeah, it was like the drunk tank drive safe additions. It was awful. It ends up being like, it ends up being way more work somehow.

In the middle of it, you were like, we're never doing this again. It was fun. Terrible. Like somehow doing an hour and a half or two our podcast is way better than doing a 30 minute one. I don't know why. I guess just because you have to do it every day.

It's not like just one chunk of work at once. It also seems like it's way more worth it for the audience to be able to bang on 90 minutes at once than figure that out every day of the week. Yeah, but it's like 90 minutes a week instead of two and a half hours a week. Yeah. All right, here I'm going to read this thing. I want to remind everyone that this episode of the RESTEEVE podcast is brought to you by audible.com.

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That's audiblepodcast.com slash RT. That's audiblepodcast.com slash RT. My favorite thing about this app is that nobody can figure out which camera is up there. It's impossible. I know. Why would the camera behind guys be filming this? Whatever, Gavin. Even if I figured out when I get there, I got there. I figured it out.

I'm hands free now. I'm not connected. I can move. Even Joel who spent years and like, used an LA working on TV and movies, still same thing. He's always like, which camera? Which one's the best? I'm used to one, right?

Like we do everything with one camera. And most of it, we never have a camera. It's just our capture device. We have a filming and live action, there's one camera. Yeah, I mean two cameras, I'm just like, oh, the concept of the camera is you look in one end and you point at the other end, don't you? Yeah. I'm just like, oh, I'm just gonna get cameras. You look in one end and you point at the other end, don't you? Yeah. So why would you stand behind the

camera and try and be in the front of the camera? I was standing behind it. What are you talking about? I wasn't behind any of the cameras. I was in front of every single camera here. The fuck are you talking about? Yeah, nothing. Yeah, nothing. Shut the hell up and sit over there. Just shut your mouth. You're fucking served. Shut the hell up and sit over there. Just shut your mouth. You're fucking served. So the other day I met Vince Gilligan.

I saw the tweet. How did you meet Vince Gilligan? The creator of Britney Spears. Was that Austin? Yeah. Shit. I got an invite from the Texas Film Commission to go to a barbecue that they were having for like kickoff for the Austin Film Festival. Why'd you get advice that? Because I know that there's a for the people at work out there. So it's like, oh, go.

It's like, it's probably gonna be nobody there. I feel bad for a martial arts. I can say hi. It was like, there might be like 20 people, right? I went, it's fucking massive. It was like this crazy huge party. Huge, just simple, huh? Huge dress up.

No, I put it right normally. Huge dress, that's your whole, that's your, this one. Like free liquor, free barbecue from the Salt Lake. And I was like, holy crap, this place is going on. And then I saw a walk-pike, and I saw a line of people, and I was there with my wife. And she goes, oh my God, did you see who that is?

And I kind of turned over my shoulder. And I thought I saw Eric Lasal. He's an actor. He's a coming to America. He's the guy who wears a solo globe. Anyway, I was like, yeah, she's like, don't you want to go say hi? I was like, are you a fan of his? She was like, I'm a fan of his. Yes. She's like, what do you think I'm talking about? Is it Eric Lasal? There's no Vince Gilligan's over there.

He's like, oh yeah, he's standing right there. He's like, bitch, what are we waiting for? So yeah, we went over and... Did you chat to him? Just direct very briefly. Took a picture. Nice dude. Yeah, super nice.

There were a couple people wanted to talk to him. He'd like, talk to everybody. It's top. Really? Not really. Oh, man. Not just saying it's like, it's quite rare for a creator who is usually very faceless.

I mean, he must be one of the most well-known, visually creators of a show. Yeah, I think so. I think, you know, people who love Breaking Bad, like, want to, you know, get to know everything about it. So I think they're all familiar with him. I haven't gotten to that point. I have no idea what it looks like, but I did shock on the entire series in about 50 days.

Wow. Are you done? Yeah, I've watched the whole thing start to finish. Like, when I, when the show ended, like, we started, um, I think there was like, there was like five episodes left, like when we started watching the show, and when it ended, I think we were halfway through the first half of season five. Okay. So like we, we finished the show, like four days after it actually ended.

Wow. But it was crazy because I'm just like, it was weird because we knew it was old when we were watching it in the beginning, and there was like no transition. We just kept watching it. And then like as we're in season five and I'm like, so this came out like three weeks ago this episode. This is really weird because it started. It was like five years old. Right. But not to comparative meeting Vince Gilligan, but the other day I made a tweet that got fucking retweeted by Key from Keen Peel. I saw that. That was awesome. It was a funny tweet too. Oh, thank you. And it was in reference to me, right? Because you were yelling at me. Yeah, I was yelling at Gavin about

downtown, right? It was like the night. I think it was still the night of it wasn't the next day. I can't remember But I kept typing fucking and then I kept it in space and it kept fucking Correcting it to ducking. I got so fucking pissed off and everyone's up You can go on the settings and change it and I know you can't but I'm a fucking lazy asshole So I haven't done that yet, but I got so I got pissed off So I just made a stupid tweet and I and I was like no asshole. I'm typing fucking stop ducking correcting me And I guess one of my followers retweeted that and for whatever I have no idea what the connection is But key followed that guy so he saw the tweet and then he was like I guess. Well, it's funny retweeted it

I like pp a little bit. It was yeah, it was it was it was actually that night because I saw it at like 130 a.m. And I was like drunk as hell downtown. I'm like what the fuck? I was like dude Gavin and Jeff are gonna be so jealous cuz like I watched the show through them like they come in They watch it it every week, you know, K&P on Comedy Central. And they're like, you gotta see this clip, you gotta see this clip, and always play clips in the office. Yeah, we'll filter, we show you the best.

Yeah, it's true, it's true. They show me the best of the best. And I was like, yeah, I got retweeted by Ki, and your first response was like, man, I tweeted him a bunch of times. I was like, yeah, I didn't tweet at him. And you were like 10 times more jealous because it was just a generic tweet that wasn't directed at him Yeah, they've been on fire this dude so good. He's spent a lot of money on that show. Yeah, that is big budget show

They did a video with Freddie W as well. Do you see that? Oh, I saw that was really funny. It's really funny Really funny. Maybe I frame it Freddie W video your favorite Freddie Freddie they They're rebranding the Freddie W YouTube channel, right? Yeah They they're rebranding the Freddy W YouTube channel right? Yeah, they're could to make it indicative of the fact there's a team of people working on it and it's not just Freddy I think it's fair. Well, it was always too nice to be like if Ruchy was called like if our YouTube channel was Bernie B What do you do? Oh, I work on the Bernie B YouTube channel. Well, that was your face of Budaby.

What would your face be like if it was the Gus S channel? Hey. What do you do? I work on the Gus S channel. Who are you? I'm Gus S bitch. Bernie B sounds pretty good. Gus S doesn't.

Yeah, it doesn't have the same ring to the mic. The Michael J. Oh. My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my Michael J My Rewr you tweeted about your first video every the other day. Yeah Is my oldest video on YouTube you a juzziest hell in this is you boy. Yeah, I think it was I don't think it was that bad No, it's it's super thick How'd you change that I I actually I mean besides moving to Austin which I'm sure was part of it But I started making videos Maybe like a year before I started doing rage quit like I just started doing my own YouTube thing and then that was

You know, I made one of the videos that Rooster Teeth saw and that's how I got involved with them, but I started making videos and I would I'd listen back to them and Just kind of like critique my own videos where like if I slurred through words or kind of like combine words into like one sentence, you know what I mean? Well, I didn't take breaks. So I would listen to it like over and over again and try and correct it in the next video and I would just make like, I don't know, two videos a month or something. So like every video I try to like and un-uncey my words more.

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I don't think I'd have a problem with it. Maybe some of the early, or see stuff, yeah, I'd have a problem with, but like early podcast, we'd already been doing this for five years, so I wouldn't have a problem with it Like even the first podcast was like oh you mean like God like if we had been doing shorts during season one in season two I would not watch that Even now like season one of shorts which we started after several years was like

What about the Apple switch? That's fine. For some reason that doesn't bother me. I can watch that. Have you seen the raw footage of that? Yeah, I was actually watching it recently. Terrible. But he's like, jee funk move the light. Jee funk? Yeah, that's really cool. I remember we were filming that and we filmed a The Old Cost Center we worked at.

And I was at, I didn't work at the Cost Center at the time and Bernie, I am to be here. You just stood in front of a white painted wall. Yeah, Bernie, I'm me at my, at my new job and was like, hey hey, I need you to go to the to the store and buy these types of light bulbs He's like buy you two white light bulbs and this blue light bulb And I was like, okay, so I go to like the photo store and I buy him and I take him there He's like setting up the lights and like why do we need a blue light? He goes oh? I Don't know we just always have blue lights

It's like he knows what he's doing So yeah, we went into the warehouse at the call center and we painted that white wall and And just did it right there like that's a freshly painted wall it just been You look so happy. So what do you know? Sakes in this video? Those are not my clothes by the way. I think that's Bernie's shirt that I'm wearing that you're laughing Howdy that That was I was 24 so you're younger than me now you're my age so I wonder if that version of me could have beaten up that version of you probably it no I think it be pretty fair I think it'd be a pretty fair fight if anything you've got more tenacity Gavin is

Gavin is tiny look at him now I can't tell you then? 1,000 watt photo-bole. You'd like pick up a rock and like stab him. No, at that time, like, I'm still, I'm a little fat now, but back then, I probably weigh like 35 pounds or 40 pounds more now than I did back then. I was like, I was like a fucking walking stick. You could have just blown at me and knocked me over. Right, that's Gavin now.

The game has got a little more. Gavin's got the hair to dissipate the I guess. The wind he has. He's he's he's considerably more formidable when he's wet because of all the hair. It's like he gains like 30 pounds. Really? All right. Just add more bulk.

He just bolted up. Yeah. What a wet. Like when you're in the pool. It's like a, he just bulks up. Yeah. Yeah. What a wet. Like when you're in the pool. It's like a dog when a dog gets wet. You're having a lot more. They're fucking knock you over. And it's not by most slippery as well.

I guess, but I meant you way more because you're soaking wet. I do have a lot of. Because you're so hairy. Yeah, that was the point. But you can grab on to it in a fight. It's made like an awkward class and you're like 37. That's why girls get those stupid girl fights. They start pulling their hair. It's like, come on. That's a cheap way out. That's like, you know, that's how girls fight that. Yeah, well, I wouldn't know. I'm not a girl. No, I have not never I punched a guy in the nose one time. Why? on me in the lunch break when I was a freshman. Wow.

He took, I took his, apparently, and he poured water on me and I was wearing a white t-shirt. And I knew the guy pretty well. And I was like, no, you didn't. So you punched him in the nose. I did. Did he bleed? A little bit is, he got kicked off the football team

or like suspended for like two weeks. Why, you poured water on you? Because it was considered like sexual harassment because I was wearing a white t-shirt. And you like poured it all away. You punched him, what happened to you? Self- was considered like sexual harassment because I was wearing a white t-shirt and you like, You put it all in my head. What happened to you? Self defense, I'm a girl.

Self defense. Self defense of what t-shirt, exactly. T-shirt, I'm so sorry. Sexual harassment, self defense, there you go. He deserved it. Your violent person, you double kicked me with you as the other team. She is extremely violent.

I can't comment on this situation because I wasn't there and this may be accurate to what she's saying, but outside of that, she's extremely fine. I can't comment on this situation because I wasn't there and this may be accurate to what she's saying But outside of that she's extremely violent. She gets very hide and kicking. I've never known you like Immediately the second the second like you say something she doesn't agree with or if you turn and look away while she's talking to you She gets your attention, but I'm not saying hey or tapping on the shoulder, but just kicking you in the leg Yeah, the other day she did like she put like a fucking video game character move on me where she likes ran at me Jumped kicked with one leg and then followed up with a kick from the other leg, right? I didn't actually make physical contact that I

Did my arm I had to block you she'll like do a flipping shit and come flying through the room like a fucking ninja She didn't fall over from that shit It's a little love tap though. It's not a real... No, I shit. Adults shouldn't kick other adults, Cara. We need to control... I'm sorry, I'm such a big person. I didn't know I caused that much physical pain on you guys.

This is an intervention. We're all scared. We don't feel like it's a safe environment. You know what? I mean, Adam's a lot bigger than me. I think he'd be pretty pissed off if I walked up there and just kicked them in the leg. Dude, you're like three times my size. It's fine. I'm gonna come in your office and kick you in the shin twice a week

because you're bigger than me. That's your logic. Yeah, it is. You're like, I'm tiny. Ehehe. No, what you're saying? I just like, I tap. You're full of shit. You don't. You're doing it. You don't tap. That's the whole point.

You kick like when I was growing up, I had, when I was like 10 or 11, I had a friend who was my age and he had like a five year old sister at the time. And you know how, like little kids shoes are made out of fucking concrete. It's like, it's like they mold them and then just like attach them almost like horseshoes to children's feet. I don't know if it's like to weigh them down or something. But she would walk into the room and it's like, oh, hi, how are you?

Did it, and just kick you in the shin and it's like she's five years old What are you gonna do that's what it's like when when Kara comes over and kicks you? Yeah, absolutely At Gavin worked so carefully to grab his M&Ms. Yeah, I saw all that. Yeah, and they just fell They're all over there now. That's a sign. I shouldn't have a so my wife's a little a little upset with me right now What you know, I've had one of my dogs Oswald a little one He's had a diarrhea for a few days. Oh boy, and Sometimes is the middle night like he'll like whimper to because he wants to go out

And he doesn't want to shit in his crate and he makes like the quietest noise in the world like And I'll be like eyes pop up, but like the dog needs to go out You have like a baby monitor next to these guys and And over the weekend one night my wife got food poisoning and she wasn't feeling well As she said she was lying in bed next to me like wretching and like tossing and turning I didn't even wake up She said that I was she was there all night in pain hurting. I slipped through everything but the second the dog makes like a little whimper. I'm like I need to help the dog. She wasn't in the

seat. And how many pounds is your dog? Because you have this is the type of dog that Gus would never you would never expect Gus to have. Droga as well ways probably like eight pounds like eight pounds It's like the cutest little thing But you said he's come by he's a but But he's a little asshole. Oh, easy. Yeah, he doesn't he's he's tiny So by his logic he can go do whatever he wants step all over you jump on you. It's fine Does he do the gap in does he gap all the time I like hate

yeah yeah yeah yeah and that's the first thought when you see a smaller like the smaller the dog the more annoying there are not in Gus's house he's like you shit your god damn mouth Oswald because daddy loves you there's a scene brought with his dog is something that's like this is something that a no fan has like ever seen in any video or podcast of any kind. Seeing us in his house with a dog, especially like as he openly states all the time that like how much he hates kids and he's never gonna have kids, like this dog is like the love of his life. I love that. I love those dogs.

He's just like, come you dirty. You're just a good dog. Oh, you're real. It's ridiculous. I would love to say that. It really is funny. So if Esther was Going like I should imitate the dog yeah, I felt bad she I mean I felt really back. She was like really sick Why didn't she like shake you as she said she tried? I just slept through it all So she says that now even asleep that I just like totally tune her out Do you do you a snow? I?

Snore's so bad and she puts up with that. Yeah, the first Year we were married. She had real trouble with it, but she's gotten used to it. God. That's awful. I I can't stand that shit It tries me you strike me as a snorer. I might you look like a powerful But I can't stand listening to it. Yeah, I mean either no I wake myself up from snoring. I've never done that I do that all the time on planes. Yeah That sense that you're just too comfortable and that you know your snoring do you ever get that feeling? I get like right as I'm falling asleep, I think this is really peaceful. And I'm aware that I'm probably snoring really loud. And I wake up like, yeah, I've done that before where it's like, like you say, you're in that like, kind of twilight,

like you're kind of drifting off. Oh, this is happening for me. All of a sudden you realize, I'll realize like, I'm mid snore like, whoa, where did that come from? Snoring is so weird to me and There's like certain positions you sleep in that are supposed to make you More apt to snoring right like if you sleep on your back You snore more if you lay on your side apparently you don't open up one of the valves and you're what about if you lay on your stomach You suffocate don't you yeah the pillow it'll get you unless you have like a stomach. You suffocate. Yeah, the pillow will get you unless you have like a masseuse bed and there's a hole for your face. Yeah. That she makes a lot of

sense for a bed though. I always have a full haul. I always sleep on my stomach. Yeah, I do. I do. I wedged my hand between my pillows and my head on top of the top. I do that. Yeah. Same here. It's been difficult with the, I got those the piercings in there and it's like I cannot sleep on I've been sleeping for like two or three hours and the robbing. You can't take those out when you go to sleep. No, they can't come out for at least eight weeks. Really? Yeah. It's. Oh, there's that too. Fair play. Would you have you would you ever consider getting a piercing? No, I don't know what I Jeff.

I just then what about tattoo would you ever get a tattoo? Oh, it doesn't want to look like Jeff. No, I don't know. No, I don't think so. I can't take of anything I would get that I would like that British flag Queen Queen And she died it be our date like a new

How's ours show out with me? It could be a memorial although the next the next one will be a king so I'll just put a moustache on it or something The product the same way Yeah, when he's old enough is like yeah A lot of people look kind of the same way you know. Yeah, when he's old enough as, like, yeah. A lot of people look kind of the same. Yeah. What about you, any piercings? Or would you ever get a piercing?

I had a pierced ear, which. Did you really? Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, when I was like 14, I got it in high school. That's it. I only had one ever. And it's like, it's sealed up a few times

because I went through, like, I'd wear it for like, two years or whatever, and then like, I just wouldn't wear it forever, and like a year or something, and the whole would like close up, but not like completely, but I never got it repaired. I would just, I would just take like a sewing needle and just stab it through my ear to like reopen the whole, and then use the earring again.

But I haven't, I haven't had it in for like five years. Tattoo's obviously. I'll probably get more that something. No, see I did that because those I can take those out that picture there. You'll have five holes. Those six. Those can close that but if I were to get a tattoo then that's I can't. Laser. Yeah, that's a lot more money. A lot more expensive. So you never get a tattoo. I don't know. No one can see it. No, I just don't know money, a lot more expensive. So you're never going to tattoo it? I don't know what I was doing. But if you got it, no one can see it. No, I just don't know what I would get that would be so memorable to where.

Why not a tattoo from the movie Blade? That'll never get old. Well, you know me and my knowledge of the disease. So I have no idea what you're talking about. What about my tattoo? Oh, stupid ass tattoo I got I said do we have a pair of sunglasses tattooed to the head? Jesus

No but I said I did he just did a rim around his eyes so like I got his one What about the people that get their fucking eyeballs tattooed? No I'm not sure or like they can like tattoo your eyeball like black No Yup Yup It's a real thing It's a real thing I've seen happen Or they can like they can like tattoo your eyeball like black. No. Yeah. Yup. Yup.

That's the real thing. It's real thing. I've seen it happen. It's like, it's like, they're literally taking needles and like shoving them in the certain parts of your eyeballs and like shooting ink in it. Yup. No.

Yeah. And it's kind of like, it makes them look like they're black, but they're like silver, like they glimmer. Oh, you really like being diesel for pitch black? It's fucking crazy. Why would you do that? pitch black. Yeah, it's fucking crazy Why would you do that? It's it's that that's got to be painful right? I don't think I don't know apparently It's not that painful is it permanent. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, that's what the I think it's I think it's similar to like You know I will get the highlight of stuff done Pumently. Yeah. Yeah, yeah

That makes more sense. Yeah, I mean, that's a little extreme, but it's still makes more sense. Yeah, that makes sense. Like, like the people get like the equivalent of like a makeup base tattooed on themselves. I've heard of that. But no, the piercing guy told me the main thing now, all these 18 year olds are coming in are like, you know, 17 18 year olds are coming in and they're getting face tattoos. That's the new thing is just everyone's getting face tattoos. Nothing anywhere else just face tattoos younger crowd is. I don't know if I could do that.

You mean tattoos? I get a face tattoo. You should get a face tattooed on your face. What are you getting? A face? Whose face? Mine. No, I don't really like tattoos.

Someone else's face over the top of your face and the heart will do it. That's what I mean. What would that look like? Like, could I get Gus on mine? That'd be really funny. You should I would take no Wouldn't make sense because it wouldn't like stretch properly like it all get fucking distorted over the nose Cuz like

Stretching it wrong like his face would either be like more squish Fuckin Taking a mask and putting it over like a differently sized mannequin the face would be all like fucking squished over and shit Still an improvement though. I wanted to make a shirt Where because we did those rainbow six you and I'm you we did the rainbow six. Yeah, let's place And it looks all distorted and I was thinking it would be funny to print that exact face But kind of flattened out on a t-shirt so you could take the shirt and wrap it around the head and have that exact thing I think that's so really great flattened out on a t-shirt so you could take the shirt and wrap it around your head and have that exact thing.

I think that would so really... Yeah, that'd be great. It's a t-shirt that's more so... So people don't buy the shirts and then wrap them around their face. You can wear it like a shirt and you can't like get a skill up a shirt. Oh, you just take the whole thing and just smish it over. I think where you would like almost like one of those interior printed shirts where it's like normal and then you print like the mask on the inside bottom there you can like flip it up and put it over your face. I've never seen that

Yeah, sometimes the universe ends like shirts will be printed on the inside of the bottom Is that really useful three bull that are gonna like rob a convenience store? Yeah, absolutely put like bow banded mask down there I don't identify them. You just have to see it let it topless dudes because all you can see was that damn nipple Identify them by their number. their number three. Please step forward. Take your shirt off and shake it. That was him. Take you let Beyonce.

You remind me of Beyonce, baby. Fucking video man. I gotta see that now. It's so, it's, it's so fucking terrible. The maybe I shouldn't see it. And people just laugh. The guy who's filming is just laughing at him. The worst part about that video though is that the guy I was he wasn't captured

But he brings out a camera to film his screen so everything's like out of focus You can't y'all shaking and shit all times laughing. You can't see shit Put it down. It's funny. You get it. Just reshot something. Yeah, but you can't see the guys gamer tag Well, y'all are hyping it up. So I guess and now you're hyping it down Just speaking to my my first video that you mentioned. Yeah, that's me. I was playing fucking Dragon Age Origins. I had a video camera like I was in that it was a fucking digital camera that happened to also record video like it was just like a $50 Lumix camera and I'm playing Dragon Age

with a beat the game. It's all like totally fucked and like nothing's rendered. Nobody does like missing their heads and shit. Was that on a console or a piece? That was on 360. Okay. So I just I just fucking like grab my camera pick it up while I'm sitting in my chair and I'm just holding it. That's like looks like this is an earthquake. Yeah, I have a dramatic zoom where I just fucking

zoom the camera and like I just move it closer to the TV. That's the oldest video I ever made. I made videos like that for, I granted a lot of them with live, live action, but I made probably like at least 10 or more videos, just fucking pointing the camera at the TV like an asshole. But I made probably like at least 10 or more videos just fucking pointing the camera at the TV like an asshole But I did go through the trouble of actually like trying to like center it and I would I would sit it on the back of my computer chair And then sit behind it and talk into it when you did you a crap down video? Yeah, that's that's the same camera I did my crack down video with I think my favorite part of that video is you're like I'm the only one with a body and I'm dead. Yeah I've said that before.

I honestly like, because we have so many fucking stupid things we say from like, it's sunny or a kingpil and this and that, we have like a million different like inside jokes that we say. I say stuff sometimes that I don't remember where it came from. It's just so foggy. Because it's so long ago, you know, and it's just like, I'm keeping it alive, but I don't even remember what the hell it is. Not too long ago, like within maybe the last like four or five months, I definitely we were doing a let's play and I was like, you ain't got no fucking body stupid and I'm like, what the fuck is that from?

That's from that video. It's from me, it's from four years ago. That's the description of the video is you ain't got no body stupid with a STO O PID Yeah, I've been saying some stuff like randomly one day I said Some like G best Lorenzo or something. Yeah, you did and that was for me Yeah, that's 10 well, I used to make videos with my friend was about 10 years old and we just randomly said that and I brought it back I was like wow, I didn't even think to bring out. It's just somewhere in the back of my brain It's went right to the front and I said it. I was like that was weird. Why don't you see that? I said that 15 years

You're referencing yourself. That's how awesome you are. Yeah, apparently for the one person You hope like you hope that one friend watches the video like hey, I get that I was there He's dead now. Oh, that's a shame. That's really sad That's bullshit. I know I was like Instead of It's funny to especially when we we've had this experience a little more recently when we referenced like pop culture stuff Because like Gavin and I did the surgeon simulator video the first one. I think it was the first one And maybe maybe it was the second one because it was a it was the several surgeries in the brain surgery and shit

Yeah, I must say so it was like part one of the surgeon simulator, Ridgecote, that was on the steam, like the full retail version. And we get to like the brain surgery and the guys like all done up in like the head gear that's like bolted into his neck and all that shit. And Gavin's like, it's Ted Benikey. I edited that video. I left it in. I'm like, I'm the fuck you talking about.

That was almost a year ago, probably like eight months ago or something. I'm watching talking about that was almost a year ago probably eight months ago or something I'm watching Breaking Bad. I even even met Ted Benikey didn't didn't register in my brain You know, I'm just like literally watching the show get to the episode reason the thing and she's like oh my god Ted And it cuts the ham. I'm like I get it now. I get it. I get my own video from eight months ago You're finally in on the boat And then and then race at the same thing. I have a Lindsey bought me the the Hitler dog painting from it's always sunny in Philadelphia. Yeah.

The Hitler supposedly painted it and it's in Charlie's apartment. So it's like a prop that's in the background of sunny since like season one or two and they make like a big episode about it in like season eight or something and Lindsey got it for me. And it's right above my desk like on the shelf. And it's been there at this. I mean, for a few months since like July, Ray comes in, I think it was today. And he's like, and he's just started watching Sonny

like a few weeks ago. He's like, finally know what the fuck that means. Never understood that. My bad. I think that's from a TV show. Okay, I had no idea why you had a picture of a dog above your desk. So when you so Ted Betakeed, you like,

I said out loud. You just, in your headeky, did you like, I said out loud. You just in your head or you just, no, I said out loud. I was like, that's what Gavin meant. I said it too, Lindsay out loud. I was like, ah, I joined the club. You get it? Yeah. Referential jokes are always so weird to me because it's like, you're obviously targeting

like a subset of people who know about that knowledge. Yeah. The people who appreciate that kind of stuff. We get away poop jokes, which everyone can laugh at. Dude, people whoops funny. We get away with it in achievement 100 because while there is a lot of like, like you said, it's like there's this percentage of people out of get it.

But even in the office, there's always like two or three people that'll get it. Like Gavin and Jeff would constantly go back and forth with the breaking bad stuff. And oh, and Jack, but nobody else knew anything about it. And now finally like Ray and I watch the show completely, and we're like, hey, we get to join in. We like threw like a shill out of spoilers in

in the one of the GTA let's plays. With the, yeah, fuck you if you haven't watched the show yet. Hello. Are we sunny? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And I've been having it. I've just played my DS on the flight and it lasted about four hours and then turned off and I was in the middle of putting the brightness down Gavin. I didn't actually know you could do that. Number one. Yeah, what's number one? Jimmy's lowest brightness setting. Yeah, and you can still see. I was taking from the game boy color and stuff. Didn't even have a light. Oh my god, it was so bad. You can buy a catchment. Game Boy is a warm light. The Game Boy Advance didn't have one either. No, really? Remember someone made a device they called it the afterburner, and you could buy it, and you would take apart

your Game Boy Advance, and you would install this light in it, and then reassemble it and hook it up into the power supply. That's ridiculous. Yeah, anyway, so yeah, you're right, they didn't have much. I found my old Game Boy Color, because I was in England. I was just trying to, every time I go back there, I try and throw away more of my things. So eventually, I have nothing there anymore.

Right. And I found my Lime green Game Boy color with Pokemon yellow Exactly color gamut. Yeah, you did it was the color to get yeah, yeah, and I was like Oh man, I remember this and I wanted to see what Pokemon I had in my party So I was like trying to find some batteries and I was like wait a second my I turned it on and it worked I haven't touched that thing in like 14 years and the battery didn't drain enough And I looked on the back of the thing and the batteries expired in like 2007 Wow, and I looked at some new batteries and they expired in 2020

That's how all that thing is But yeah, I had everything them like the battery inside the cartridge still works as well. So yeah, I could see on my phone One That's amazing. Yeah, did you name your party? I did. What did you name him? Nope. Do you remember? Nope. You don't remember?

You just looked at it. No. Like you just saw it. You don't remember what they were? They were totally. No idea. Like, I'll tell you afterwards. I'll tell you afterwards.

Exactly. But what else did I joke? That what else on the way back? I was in the, I was flying back. So I flew London to Dallas, Dallas, Austin. And I found one of those charging points in the Dallas Airport because I wanted to charge my DS because it ran out immediately. So I was there, I got in the seat in front of the power point, plugged in my thing, and

about half an hour later, some dude came up to the charging point and they were all taken. And he looked at me, he was like, yeah, you're going to have to unplug your game because I actually have, I've got to do some work. I need power and I was like Well feel free to go and find another set of seats with more power and I stood up for myself Plug I had a fucking razor plugged in go fuck yourself I couldn't believe it. I was looking at him. I was like I was looking at it There's not only I was here first

If the dude walked up was like hey, I really need to work. Can't do on it. I've done it. I was like, okay That attitude go fuck yourself. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely I should have like found a glass bottle broken it What a piece of shit if I had ice cream I would have thrown it at how old was it? I was It's probably late for ease. What an asshole in a suit up tight prick Yeah fucking suit wearing bitch Do you remember you two are suits a lot to work people say that I didn't

I really wanted to I remember him more and doing it like twice I know everyone always says that I did it like one time in a recap and then like I can't even or suit because I said it would because I'm fucking stupid And I was like I was like same getting a like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm gonna wear my suit when I move to Austin. So I put my fucking suit on in August in New Jersey. And I get to the airport. And it's like 95 degrees. And with the humidity, I'm just like a pool of sweat, I'm soaking wet. So like when I got to the security thing, like the very first checkpoint where the guy looks at your ticket and like scribbles on it, he just like stared at me for like a minute

and he's like, you ain't from around here. Like looking back and forth, no, I was still in New Jersey just because I was sitting there sweating the death and I'm like, God damn it, come on. So it was that Jack, like Jack has a picture. He picked me up from the airport and I was wearing my suit and then I think I wore it during one recap And then maybe one at a time and now like two years later people have this fucking like this like lore like do you remember that crazy suit?

Gosh, we just did that that Pokemon thing right the the how do you you know? I know. Yeah, and with you and, and fucking Brandon comes up to me, like, out a few days before he filmed it, and he's like, hey, you have this idea, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, there's my suit, right? And he's like, hey, you have like a crazy suit, right? I'm like, no.

And he's like, no, you got like a crazy purple suit. Can you wear that? I'm like, I have a fucking black suit with a purple lining and a purple shirt and he's like I thought it was crazier than that. No, no, no, it's surprising. No, poke it us to this. That's like so that's that's my crazy wild suit. Maybe the vest, but you had a purple vest right? No, the vest was black, but again it was purple just on the back. I saw a great suit on a picture of it here. I saw a great suit other day. I went to go get fitted for a for a tux for what are the million weddings that's going on?

Gosh, you don't need to wear a tux. I can't really see it very well. If you want to cut to it, it's just this. You can. No, it's blue. It's not velvet. Yeah, it's a good, crappy velvet suit jacket. I was like, yes, I, it's terrible. It's blue. It's something velvet. Yeah, it's like, that looks good. It's a crappy outfit. It's a suit jacket. I was like, yes, I am absolutely buying that. So I gotta go back and pick that up at some point.

How much does that? 250 bucks. Oh, really? That's not bad. Where'd you find that at? It was at Men's Warehouse. Where are you at? I get to look like Joden.

I got to buy that and then go to Vegas. That's definitely something Joden would wear. It's very dapper. I like it. You got to buy that and then let go to Vegas. That's definitely something Jordan would let it's very dapper I like it You have to me read this thing Want to remind everyone that this episode of Risteed podcast is brought to you by on it and their flagship product alpha brain Alpha brain is an all natural supplement. It's a first fully balanced new tropic Designed to raise all major all levels of major neurotransmitters and clear up mental fog

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But most people would throw the most people who most witnesses would like, it was a car to go. Yeah, exactly. They would think about the white. I think all the car to goes in Austin also have very similar license plates. Like they start with like the same three or four characters. So you're kind of giving hints on, you know, if you want to just saying not that I've thought about this before. What happens to social security numbers when that person dies? They just go unused. I think they go, I think there's like a grace period. I think they go unused for a while and they're recycled.

I've interested in how many dead social security numbers there are right now. Like just being held because the day. Well maybe not. I mean, how many digits are there? One, two, three, four, five. Like every state. There's nine. Well, it's so secure. Social security is federal.

Oh, okay. So there's different, right? All right. We have social security. What do you have? Oh, you had to get one when you came here. Yeah. There's nine digits, which could conceivably account for a billion people. Uh-huh. We have national insurance. That would make it happen. It's the same thing. It's a number. And you pay national insurance, so I feel income and stuff. And then you get NHS. How many digits is that? Seven It's less than numbers. The license but the driver's license numbers are crazy different

Those are never-ever state like every time I showed my license here in New Jersey before Before I got my Texas license everybody's like what the fuck? How many is it? It was like 12 letters. It was like letters and numbers. Yeah, he just ate numbers. Yeah, they're just like, bullshit. This is bullshit. I've been in this country so long now that I've, I, I went to England and I've forgotten my UK number now. Like it's just gone. Your phone number? Yeah, I, I've had two phone numbers in England.

I remember my original one from like eight years ago. Sometimes I still text your British number by accident. It still comes to me. So I message. It's just like a nice reminder Gus he likes it a little bit. He thinks like oh, I'm fucking Britain I think I get it, but it just ends up in a different thing. Yeah, it's a different conversation Does that charge you more if you send it? I don't know It's just data as long as the little message bubbles blue

Yeah, I know that I just that new FaceTime audio what fucking ask me a question. I'm explaining it again And I fucking oh I know that Gus please. Oh, and I she's throwing shit. You know why she's throwing shit because she can't kick you Yeah, where she is she can't reach you. Violent. Let me ask you a question. Do you like being kicked? She wouldn't reach you violet. Let me ask you a question. Do you like being kicked? She wouldn't know Because people don't get expelled and kicked out the football team Do you like being just planted in the shin? I don't believe so no interesting Is it really you fucked it up? Oh Gavin stop playing with your microphone

You got to have to meet his mic for Gavin's fucking around So I'll mention this while you're fixing that so this weekend this Saturday Jack is helming the extra livestream 25 hours Saturday. I think it's from for us 8 a.m. Central to I think it's Saturday to 8 a.m. Sunday I think it goes from 8 a.m. to nine No, he said technically it's 25 hours. It's 8 to 8. Just daylight savings happens. Gotcha. It's an extra hour in there. We're putting an extra hour. So when's the period now with daylight savings in Europe is already happened. Yes. And it's a good happen here as well. I was

confused recently. Well, now you know. But as part of yeah, it's a it's a recreation of X-Men issue one with it's got Cyclops Miss Marvel who is oh no Marvel girl. Sorry Marvel girl Marvel girl who is Jean Gray, but like initially I guess that was her starting name so it's Cyclops Marvel girl beast Iceman angel and Who the fuck else? Magneto, right. So Patrick and John created... The Rise Mungala.

Yeah, they created an achievement hunter version with Ryan, the Mad King as Magneto, Jeff, as the leader, Cyclops, Gavin as Iseman. Oh, Gavin Freeze. Gavin Freeze, which is pretty good. Ray's Marvel Girl, Jack as Beast. Oh Gavin freeze. Gavin freeze, which is pretty good. Ray, Ray's Marvel girl. Jack is beast. I'm angel. Angel without wings.

What's up? Angel without wings. Yeah, I'm without wings. Yes. But I am diving through there with a rocket launcher. And it looks cool as shit. So that's an exclusive. It's only available during the stream.

There's a limited number. All the proceeds from celib it will go to extra life. So there's a limited number of those. They're going to go on sale once the stream starts on Saturday. There it is. God, it just looks so good. If you can get another shot of the original X-Men, like issue one, it's like dead on.

Yeah, it's like a comparison. It's really fun. The only difference I guess is that Ryan is looking this way instead of magnet It was facing backwards, but you have to be up to see Ryan's face right. Yeah, this is a few little adjustments Yeah, I love it when I can't wait to get one. I absolutely gonna. It's a fucking 24 by 36 poster to $10 nice. She I'd buy it and Of course benefits

Children's Hospital City at Children's Miracle Network. So I think a lot of us here are Playing for the Dell Children Center. Yeah, which is the the Children's Hospital local hospital in Austin Jack's gonna be there and a raise gonna stop by Jack has the full list I'm sure there's a whole crap little people I think it's to email out the our schedules tomorrow. Yeah, so you'll do it. Check it out. Stop by. No, there's the side by side. There you go. Oh, you're right. That is seriously spot on. You're awesome. John. I sat in the original

looks like a mummy. You look way better than your original ice man. You look way cooler. Yeah, I'm going to I'm going by. I don't know. I don't feel a schedule at time, but I'm gonna you should be the one out of the schedule. You should be the one repeat out. They're not saving seems so like when I think about it, it seems so stupid to me. But now when it's dark when I wake up, I'm like, why the fuck is it dark when I wake up? Like, why can't we think this? So is it gonna make it darker earlier? Yes. I wake up, I'm like, why the fuck is it dark when I wake up? Like why can't we fix this?

So is it gonna make it darker earlier? Yes. I'm like, I'm okay with that. Yeah, but it'll be daylight when I fucking wake up. Yeah. I kind of like waking up in the dark. Fucking hate it. Fucking hate it.

See, I'm fucking driving home in the dark too. I don't know, I have this thing where like, you know, waking up in one in New Jersey and two being in a house is completely different from the department. I grew up in a house in a house in like a small neighborhood. Why a bed's different in a house in the other apartment? No, the environment, the neighborhood, the pitch, there's houses and families with like backyards

and dogs and all that shit. And there's not cars driving down main roads every two seconds. It's just like a car, a car will drive down the street at my parents house like five times, you know, and and you know from midnight to 1 a.m. or something here, you know, we live right next to the major rows There's like always car-sharing by there's always I don't know. It's just like different. It's different background noise It's completely different like I remember waking up for school like hearing the garbage trucks out front at 5.45 a.m Picking up the garbage in the front of the house because I had to dump the garbage in the backyard and then

drag the cans out front take it and the garbage man come take it up now we're living in apartment complex it's like I don't even know when they come and it's like they just drive around to all the complexes and shit I never hear dogs barking in the back like it like there's the annoying your neighbor has a dog in your his apartment and they won't shut the fuck up dog but like not just like the oh there's a dog in a backyard somewhere in our neighborhood. It's completely different.

OK. So I know we moved off the topic a bit. I wanted to go back and revisit it. So we recorded that the Pokemon thing. The Pokemon thing. Like a week before the actual game came out. Yeah. Yeah, right before it came out.

Yeah, I had a lot of fun doing that. I felt like I did better than that I thought I would have done. But now looking back after having played, you know, XY, I'm like, oh yeah, I'm a fucking idiot. Dude, you almost got Snorlax. I was very impressed with that. What did you call it? Snorlax? Snorlax Relax is a real is real name. There's something so Like a massive floor in the every Pokemon game is that you battle all these trainers like every goddamn place You go it's like let's fight. Let's have animal fight Yeah, and then for really it's like a Michael Vick simulator It's a Michael Vick simulator, right, but and then they were like I'm so strong

I'm gonna kick you in the arsehole. And then you beat him obviously, because you're the main guy. Right. And I'm like, I can't believe you're such a strong trainer. And you're so much more powerful than me. And it's like, I've got six Pokemon. You got two.

Yeah, that is true. Every single fight. That is true. Outnumber every single person. You really want to fight six fucking Pokemon though for every trainer you pass. The game would be 900,000 times longer. But just the guy, like why is it like what?

Why do they let you go and all fight with six? Why do you go and all fight? Why don't they make you just pick two of them? Yeah, like this is a two Pokemon fight or two or three. Right. Yeah. That would make sense. But even all your friends that you're having lame conversations with the whole game

is like, wow, he's clearly the strongest out of all of us. It's like, I clearly keep six Pokemon. I have a real fucking Pokemon. But then, you know what happens though? You get the Black Thorn city, right? And you fight the gym leader who has the Dragon Pokemon. And she doesn't even have six. And then you can't beat her.

So what do you do there? I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, no, that's why you stop playing hard on the Soul Silver, though. But she doesn't even have six Pokemon. She has like three maybe four My Pokemon with too low level I don't know I've been doing like I played fine like I wiped the floor the whole way there and there was like You were going on about how easy the game was and then you just hit a fucking brick wall of them and you could not I took the game out and never played it

Like the seventh the eighth jam in Pokemon.. I think it's the eighth sols over I don't know I'm Pokemon X. I think I've got five badges. I do you're far than I am I only have two I have a blast voice now But I'm annoyed because I made him an HM bitch and I was stupid idea. Yes, right? He picks a starter to take care of all the shit moves that you need throughout the game I don't know how far you've gotten in the game. I got twogers. Okay, so you know about HM's like cut and stuff like that It's basically like you need them in the game You need them to progress and unlock new areas and when you get strength

It's like to push boulders and shit like that, but they suck like almost all those moves suck shit So you so like usually your party has five good Pokemon and then some shitty asshole that utility guy right I can hold the best guy to hold all the crap moves. Gavin teaches all the crap moves to his main fucking Pokemon or his, I guess his second starter. But the thing is, you only really need one move. So like, you have a water guy and then you want him to have one powerful water move. Well, no, not at all, because then if you fight a dude, that's like, you want to have

like strong against water. You want to have like a normal attack or a fighting move or something. That's the whole point I'll just wait for him to die in the switch to a different one Right, you just get slaughtered and don't beat the eighth gym. This is why we're understanding why you don't know how to play the fucking game Because you teach your Pokemon all one type of move. I remember I had a Ganga in that one. Yo, I remember this story And I you're going out about how much Gengar sucked. I made him forget. Hypnosis. Yeah, which puts up on his other

move called dream Eta, which is amazing, which you only works when the other person was asleep. It it I've removed them. It not only does massive damage, but you gain like half the damage you deal you gain back in health. Like it's phenomenal move. And like even in the Elite 4, even in like the most powerful fights in the whole game, if you can get a hypnosis, I think hypnosis is 75% accuracy, I'm not sure on that, but if you can get them to sleep,

it's just an awesome move, like DreamMater, it's really powerful and you gain health doing it. And yeah, Gavin's like, it's fucking smooth, doesn't do anything, it never works. I'm like, oh, you got to put him to sleep first. And he's like, oh, I deleted that. I'm like, why would you ever get rid of hypnosis? It's one of the most useful moves in the entire game. And I did a thing where I caught another one that had a sleep move. And I always put it to sleep with that one and then try and switch. And they would always cut that one.

If it's between. Gavin's got two, like, he's got like a ganger on a gasoline party and like I five each other It's like it doesn't wake up, but that's how I get there So dumb I hate that game. Yeah, I hate Pokemon. It's dumb game. He keeps saying he hates it and he keeps fucking playing So did the biggest hiker in the world? I thought I thought I was because Gus is legitimate He says he hates it and he doesn't play it. I respect that really I see I I don't mind the mechanic. I the story's just crap Well, nobody play it and I have no opinion so There we go the hell plays Pokemon story nobody. It's a role-playing game. Yeah, but the team shows all role-playing game story driven

All right fair enough. Yeah, I guess I guess it's different Like I maybe if they tackled some of the main issues with Pokemon Like maybe your character comes up to a jinx and they're like wow, why is this Pokemon so racist? They have a story of faith anymore. What does this purple now? Right, but it's been purple for like 12 years When was it the blackface Pokemon the first generation and how did that slip by? Fuck if I know people are fucking stupid in 1997. There's some Pokemon where it's like, whatever. The, you can see what it's based on.

It's like, oh, Pikachu, it's a little electric rat. Yeah. A little mouse Pokemon. What the hell is Mr. Mine? He's a mine. He's a goddamn freaking H.A. He looks like a dude. He's so skinny and he has mine gloves and he doesn't mine.

What is that? Mr. Mine. Mine, mine, mine. But a mine is a human. Is it a human? Sure. You know, I don a Mime. It's a Mime. But a Mime is a human. It's a human. I don't like us. Sure. You know, I don't like here.

It's like a little person. What? Going back to that Pokemon thing. When we brought up the topic of Mr. Mime, if you recall, and Professor Oak, which that was the cut segment, there was a long thorough conversation about who Ash's real father was, whether you had a father or not, and if Professor Oak may have been that father, and none of that made it into the video, and I was a little disappointed about that. There was also talk about Mr. Mime being basically like the house bitch, and he cleaned all the

houses, or he cleaned Ash's mom's house, and he like took care of her when, you know, she got lonely and she's like, eh, Mr. Mime, what are you doing later? All that got cut, I don't know why, but maybe'll have some change or bonus. It should be on a DVD somewhere You also when you were showing us all the Pokemon try to get us to say what they were you showed us a chocobo at one point right I was like that's a chocobo Do you were just you were disappointed that it wasn't in there because you knew what it was yeah That's like the one was like I look smart because Bernie was starting to try to answer it. Yeah, I was like no No, did you play for a fantasy at all? No, you of course. I couldn't remember I played the first 10 after 10

I stopped you were like disgusted when you saw it like talk about getting my face. Yeah, cuz I was like oh these would be trick question It's pretty much the exact response I had before even turned around when I saw Kirby I looked at it and I was like fucking disgusting and then I turned it around that was you with the chugaboo It was like no fair. Yeah You can say something ever now just annoyed at Pokemon I was just while you were talking. I was just thinking about the Pokemon. I would know that Like the one that wears its mom's skull on its head. Well, come on. Yeah. Yeah, I make a good damn sense It doesn't make any sense at all. They all have their own mom's skull. Well every every Pokemon has one kid does it

I guess and then it dies and then it puts its mother skull on maybe that's what it says you know I know you read the description and it's like you've owned cubone wears the skull of its mother so you both once obviously commit to your body or something and then but yes that's probably the case oh wait dude there's that's what the game says. So that's like his grandmother's skull on his mother. Did they have his mom's mother's skull? Maybe that's his father's?

Wait, would it go on forever? Yeah. Like who's... I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. his grandmother's skull on his mother's skull. Maybe that's his father's? Wait, when it go on forever?

Yeah. Like who's... Who is that with... Who's the bigger one? I don't know. And when they have... The little ones wearing the skull... No, the little ones wearing the skull like a big one.

But the big ones right there. Also, you will notice that the skulls are different on the narrow. Well, listen, the cubone evolves. Does it then like get his head wedged in the tiny skull that it was wearing before? Because it's gross. Yeah. So the skull on his head evolves as well.

I guess. It's so part of it. Yeah. It's Pokemon. They can do whatever they want. When it evolves, it becomes part of them. And the any other stages that they added to. That's what they're like.

I don't care about them adding new Pokemon. Yeah. I don't like it when they add different. For them, I don't new Pokemon. Yeah, I can when they add different like Pikachu. Yeah, start out with Pikachu and then evolve into right you with the thunder stone. And then in generation two they're like, guess what? Fucking P2 and now Pikachu is a second version.

Like P2 is the original. And it's like Pikachu. I guess nobody saw a P2 before. Yeah, you know, because there's a flaw in the system, Gavin. But the TV show, right? The TV show. The TV show. The TV show was based on the first 150 on Pokemon, right? Well, I mean, initially, yeah, but I mean.

It was the first whole run. The first whole run was in that first city or whatever. The first entry. It was, but interestingly enough, that episode one, right? Yeah, episode one. That's exactly what I was mentioning. Episode one has a Pokemon that's not from generation one It has a hello, which is one of the legendary birds in in a gold

For a whole they plan so far ahead Yeah, or they just like did one thing and then they were like let's just use that one thing later Yeah, that makes most sense X-Wheel comes out so soon. God. It's crazy. Dude tomorrow friggin X-Walks1 comes out so soon. God, it's crazy. Dude, tomorrow, friggin' WWE comes out, Sasson's Creed comes out. Are we doing another WWE Les Play? We're doing it first thing in the morning.

Oh, dude. Fucking dude, where have you been today, Jeff and Alex? I was doing what? What we never doin' work. You were throwing webpapers towels at Jeff. That is what he's fuckin' announced that we were doing the Let's Play in it. What is our job, our to fuck around exactly I was me working I was doing that but I was also listening to what he was saying plus plus

Both you and I just watched our before this podcast Where Jeff said W.W. He's coming out tomorrow. We're gonna do let's play in it Hopefully it'll be out by Wednesday watching the video sitting next to him The way thing is is when they're recording it, I'm not listening to anything they're saying. Right. Just focusing on what I'm about to do. I'm not watching it back. I'm just watching us. You said you should. God damn it. Well, you know he's a narcissist. He really is. He's a maniacal self-centered. Maybe the third time he watches it, fourth time, he'll listen to what, you know, is going on. But until then, it's just like, I don't need video game news. I mean,

I work in that room. I get the news fed to me in person. Or right now. Because you don't hear it. I know. I would just ask about it. And then I have to tell me because I don't need video game news. I mean I work in that room. I get the news fed to me in person or right now Yeah, cuz you don't hear it. I know I would just ask about it and then I have to tell me cuz I wasn't listening the first time I'm gonna get in tomorrow and we're gonna be like all right. Let's do WDW8 is like we're doing elect plan this That's exactly what's gonna happen tomorrow. I know it. I want to make a new abomination. Oh Yeah, I'm sure you will was my like like green broccoli dude. Yeah, I don't I don't remember what you named him That was all that video was really is that it was like 10 minutes of intro. It was seven minutes of intro. Yeah, and then like who cares about the actual fight? And then 40 minutes of fighting.

Well, I care because I won the last round in an epic fight. When when we fucking had to like triple team Jeff, because he slaughtered us two rounds in a row, because Jeff fucking played that game for like at least two weeks just all the time in the office playing it nonstop just learning how to play the game and then one day is like all right let's do a let's play and he just beat the living shit out of us for two two rounds in a row and then the third round Jack was like we have to take Jeff down and like we all turned on him and I remember I remember when we pinned him he was just screaming

you bitches you goddamn bitches he was so off. He was the core pirate just said his character that he's gonna make in the less By tomorrow he has been waiting to make sense that day. He has he's had the idea since then I have no idea What's whoever I'm gonna make? It's a good fun though. I expect to hear a lot of screaming. Yeah, what else comes out? There's another game There's three games come out. There you go. Battlefield 4. That comes out. Come on. Do you want to come on some more? Yeah. Battlefield 4, AC4 and W3. We're going to know one would give a shit about except us because of that let's play.

I don't think a lot of people are like, man, do I get AC4? Do I get Battlefield 4? Do I get WWE? Hey, that is my main concern right now. Yeah. You're in the let's play. One of the podcastes has played to lift it to one. There you go. I did awesome, right? You did better than I expected.

I'll take that. Thanks guys. You were all right. We had to wait to walk you through playing it initially, but you held your own. But hey, yeah. We did better, I think with you, then we did with anybody else. Yeah, I beat Brandon. Yeah, I beat Brandon

Yeah, we lost all of his footage. We did that thing where it was your fault You brought your laptop over that didn't plug it in Yeah, you said that laptop up and just left it there not plugged in so of course on the battery died of fucking lost all the footage Dude losing footage in any video, but especially a let's play is like the worst thing. Yeah, it was like 40 minutes of footage. Like we were just

talking about it this today. We were over at Ryan's desk and you asked Ryan because whenever we edit, Ryan edits all the GTA let's plays. Gavin does Minecraft, Ryan does GTA and then we kind of split everything else like kind of between us. Besides Ray, he

doesn't do them and Raise like fuck that give me a god We were talking to Ryan and Ryan has a nice rating system We're like we'll ask Ryan dude. How's the GTA? Let's play because he's way in the back and we don't see like when I'm editing a let's player Gavin We constantly see like the most the funniest parts because you got to be like you got to watch this and he'll unplug his headphones And we'll laugh at it Ryan we don't get any of that because he's all the way in the back So he'll come in and we'll be like dude. How was let's play like especially when we thought was really really good and he's like

It's okay, and we're like oh really? And he's like answer right and we're like that was really funny and it comes out It's like the fucking it's hilarious. It's like it's like one of the best let's place We've ever been like flipping around like Ryan what the fuck he's like it's like one of the best lets place we've ever been. I'm like flipping over. Ryan what the fuck? He's like, it's okay So like we go back there and we were talking to Ryan and we were asking about today's let's play and you're like How is it? He's like, that's pretty good. And you're like, okay, so by Ryan standards that means it's fucking amazing Yeah, that's incredible Yeah, so then you were asking him what his favorite lets place were and we just like in his opinion

We started like going back and forth about it. And he said witness protection part one, which is not too long, it's not too old at all. It's one of the last GTA 4 less plays we did. And you were like fucking hate that one. You lost your entire fucking footage for that whole less play. Yeah, I dropped capture at the end. Oh my god.

Oh my god. And it was the end of the video. Stand out footage. Like I remember being as we were playing, I was like, this is amazing footage, what I'm getting. Cause like the funniest stuff kept happening. There was one bit where Ray was driving around playing I was like this is amazing footage what I'm getting because like the funniest stuff That happened in there's one bit where Ray was driving around and I was on a bike And I flipped my I smashed into something I went sailing through the air

And I just have to tilt my camera down and Ray was like riding a bike like directly under me And I'm just tumbling above him and I can just see him like this. I was like that was an amazing angle And then like Jack crashed into the the bus Oh yeah, he's inside the bus I was a Then it was lost you were Living pissed it was it was a few minutes before the end of the let's play I want to say unless it unless it was earlier I don't remember how close the end it was but your capture went out and you were just done

You're like, yeah, it's just said to lose stuff that you can't repeat it really blows shit Yeah, it's like I was pissed off when we did the the three part horse lets play the the minecraft horses and Just because like the computer fucked up and just like with the with the The HD capture sometimes you just got to like reset the computer and shit and I didn't test it beforehand I had no sound during that let's play and it's like a minor thing It's not nearly as bad as losing the whole video But I was so pissed off because it was so many moments where like in that let's play the sound was like that was the let's play where I was singing Hillary Duff like with the rainfall down and I was like running

and screaming in the third person. That was at the end of the video. I accidentally jumped in that canyon with my horse and like fell down a fucking hole and it was just like all the creepy sound effects and shit. I was like really disappointed that I lost the audio like I was pissed off. We've got a lot of technical issues with Minecraft recently like we we've been doing Galacticraft Well, that's not really that's like the mods and the PC shit. Yeah, we had to not put out parts three of that's craft because it's just so Anus we it's it's coming out But you were out of town because again you were filming the slumma guy thing so you don't have time to edit it Yeah, because it was a fucking nightmare. I could have done it if it was a regular recording, but it's in three pieces. Yeah, I've got to use some pots for me

It's like we have three recordings. I think the first recordings like 52 minutes the second recording is like 15 minutes And the third recordings like an hour the third recordings fine start to finish everything runs smooth out of the first two The like the 52 and the 15 there's probably like 10 to 15 minutes of video, like use it for the episode. But there's like so many crashes. There's so many, because it's just, it's just all like PC mod problems. And it was such a nightmare that like Gavin was going to be in town. And we're like, we have to film another Let's Play on Xbox, just so we can get it out in time on Friday. So that's why that's why it was the break for episode three. So you thought that that actually. Yeah, I'm looking forward to

that. Yeah, that's coming your stuck on the moon. I didn't even start that yet. We have to come save you. That's all part two ended. Someone just asked the dumbest question. Here we go. Twitter. Different. If time overlapped past present and future, would you be existing in three different moments? Wait, so there's only three moments Overlabs past present and future then there is no time Shit, I don't know if I don't overthink it. There's my answer. It's just my answer is like shut up

Okay, that's my goals answer doorcloth That's really pissed you off. Yeah, I was like, Gus, disgusted. You would discuss in three different dimensions. There you go. We already exist in three dimensions. That's your life right now. You are in three dimensions. Why are you in three? Why are you not in three?

Are you in four? Okay. Maybe you exist in at least three you in full? Okay. Maybe. You insist in at least three dimensions we can proceed right now. How about that? Are you happy? Dr. Gavin Free? I'm very happy. Thanks for coming.

I'm happy too. Dr. Gavin Free by day, Vav by night, and then by second night, Gavino Freeze. But then it's time overlaps, then you're all three at the same time. Yeah, that's true. All right, well, we're at about time to wrap up.

Which time? Post-President's picture. Wrap up, time. Time to wrap up. I want to thank everyone for joining us this week. We're back on Waze Day with the episode of the patch and on Monday with another episode of RT Podcast. Cheers!

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